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#off-topic-bond-james-bond
elder shale
silent wagon
When in doubt, tell small child you'll buy them a Mountain Dew if they beat the shit out of whoever your target is
Wallah, child is now protection
hallow isle
@mint spear Did you know you have to not just not harm kids, but prevent them from being harmed too?
silent wagon
They're made of rubber, they'll prevent it themselves when you sicc em on your enemies like attack dogs 
hallow isle
In addition to not e.g. stubbing out cigarettes on them yourself, you have to stop other people from doing it too
mint spear
They're made of rubber, they'll prevent it themselves when you sicc em on your e...
When my first child was born, I was treating her like she was made of glass. A midwife told me it doesn't matter if you drop them cause their bones are rubbery and they'll just bounce.
I promise that is true.
mint spear
I'm not at all joking.
hallow isle
One catapulted itself into a doorframe with its bouncer, and all it had was a bruise on its forehead
Wasn't even crying
mint spear
It weirdly did make me less scared to hold her though. Few months later I was throwing her in the air and picking her up by her legs.
silent wagon
-Promise to give child caffeine in exchange for headbutting your enemy in the donger
-Be entertained for the next ten minutes
Wallah, ez win 
mint spear
Hahahaha
hallow isle
It kind of brings home when you see someone on the news that has harmed a child, and they bullshit about how they didn't mean it or didn't know...
No way
silent wagon
I'm the terrible relative that teaches your children to say "Beer for breakfast" and gives them sugar overdose before they go home with you 
lucid granite
bad idea
clever vessel
Spirit and Soul are cat leash experts
dusty magnet
When my first child was born, I was treating her like she was made of glass. A m...
I was bounced down the stairs and broke my femur
hallow isle
throwing your kid downstairs isn't really a bounce tbh
dusty magnet
I was dropped
hallow isle
uh huh
overarm or underarm
what did they do actually, cause you can't easily splint an infant's leg
have you got a plate?
dusty magnet
what did they do actually, cause you can't easily splint an infant's leg
They put some cast on it
Idk I was 2
night bobcat
That's why we have rope
dusty magnet
For legal reasons that was a joke - gleam probably
night bobcat
Really though, how do they get a kid to sit still for that
dusty magnet
I was a really calm kid
hallow isle
I mean to get the cast on you can sedate them
But even with a cast you still have to not move too much because the bone can shift
night bobcat
Yeah
dusty magnet
🤷
night bobcat
Is it even more complex with kids since they are still growing at a fast rate, or does that actually help healing with broken bones?
hallow isle
they heal better, but it's more important to make sure they don't shift
because you don't wanna be re-breaking a kids bone
hallow isle
bones only get hard to heal after they've started ossifying
dry bison
Kids do like assurances and promises. "I know it hurts, but this is why xyz, squeeze my hand with your other hand and try not to move and we'll read zyx together later"
dusty magnet
because you don't wanna be re-breaking a kids bone
Yes I do
night bobcat
dry bison
@dusty magnet "Just break em and extend em again! -bee probably
hallow isle
how tall can you make a human if you start early
dusty magnet
Tall enough
hallow isle
like
dusty magnet
At least 2
hallow isle
stretch their bones
dusty magnet
If you were to pull on an extremity for an extended period of time would it stretch the bones or the ligaments?
hallow isle
both
dusty magnet
Wack
hallow isle
if you did it right
dry bison
Extending a bone? Without breaking it?
hallow isle
sure
dusty magnet
I get my nards touched today
dusty magnet
The ol cup n cough
hallow isle
they still do that in the US?
dry bison
That'll be $20
hallow isle
I truly thought penis inspection day was a meme
hallow isle
not here it ain't
dry bison
No it's part of a physical exam
Keep telling yourself that lol
"this is normal. this is normal. this is normal."
hallow isle
why you gotta have a physical bee
dry bison
Abcing
zenith pebble
i get annual physicals idk
dry bison
You should know.
spare harbor
Lol every time i get a physical I laugh a bit
dry bison
That must be really awkward at the pump
dusty magnet
why you gotta have a physical bee
Haven't done one in ages 🤷
spare harbor
Well, its the fact they havent seen to many flaws and Im still alive
hallow isle
huh
dusty magnet
Figured I might as well since I'm here
dry bison
lol
hallow isle
didn't know you did them regularly
spare harbor
Im either a walking curse or a miracle.
hallow isle
I haven't had a physical... ever
dusty magnet
I mean we don't have to
But like
I was gonna be here anyways
Actually
Is a physical exam different from a wellness exam
hallow isle
idk
dry bison
That's a super convenient doctor
spare harbor
Depends Bee
lucid granite
Im either a walking curse or a miracle.
most likely the second?
dry bison
"I got a cough doc and my throat is dry"
"Lemme see ur nuts. We'll knock out two birds with one stone"
spare harbor
Generally I need a physical to get a progression report on my AS. They need to check my spoine
See if its fusing yet or not
42 and still no fusing
lucid granite
is fusing a bad thing?
dry bison
What?
hallow isle
generally you don't want your bones to stick together
lucid granite
that's fair
spare harbor
Fusing means my spine will stick together and I cant walk anymore
Not without surgery
spare harbor
It generally happens with people with AS. However, not always
Im a edge case
Best case really
The pain though, its hard to even describe a flair up
hallow isle
was gonna say, AS doesn't normally exclusively affect the spine
dry bison
Wondering if this is a stress related condition....AS?
spare harbor
Most people I know in my support group have some level of fusing
Hereditary gene dysfunction in my case
dry bison
Ankylosing Spondylitis?
lucid granite
Abs (are) Sexy
mint spear
I like to give but not receive.
dusty magnet
I like to give but not receive.
I like to receive but not give
hallow isle
cool, adamb is certified safe for children for another 3 years
night bobcat
Fooled them again
hallow isle
I mean the extent of this is don't kick them down the stairs, and tell someone if they don't look right
night bobcat
Lol
hallow isle
so, bare minimum
night bobcat
What is this person up to
clever vessel
five love languages, singles edition in my case
dusty magnet
https://tenor.com/view/creepy-chittybangbang-childnapper-kidnap-gif-5876034
Oh god do NOT remind me of him
night bobcat
dusty magnet
Fuck you just unlocked a really old memory
mint spear
He give you nightmares?
dusty magnet
I've not seen that movie in ages
hallow isle
did bee get caught?
mint spear
Singles edition. Sorry, I'm married.
clever vessel
there’s married editions
mint spear
Oh wow.
clever vessel
i feel like it contains important info couples should be aware of
and family
and friends
hallow isle
my love language is please leave me alone
clever vessel
@limber fractal it is time
hallow isle
and the not being touched
clever vessel
ima comin
clever vessel
oh jeeze
spare harbor
Seriously freaky long toes, like write with a pencil long
spare harbor
Honestly, the long toes are a huge advantage for swimming and running
clever vessel
and flying kites i bet
spare harbor
hehe
OH and free climbing
Both of us did that when we were young
Man, I miss doing that.
To dangerous at my age and in my health
night bobcat
clever vessel
that one makes me uncomfortable
night bobcat
Same tbh
night bobcat
Why
spare harbor
That looks like me inflated
night bobcat
I feel attacked
night bobcat
clever vessel
lol i can’t see the resemblance
night bobcat
Lol
clever vessel
you have a normal sized face
spare harbor
I said IF i was inflatted
clever vessel
ah
night bobcat
Lmao
spare harbor
Honestly, I like that picture.
clever vessel
good pic!
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/zoom-in-zoom-out-face-small-make-face-gif-16964581
Conan o brien?
dusty magnet
Update: my arms hurt
mortal dock
t-t sad arm
sterile tartan
Bahaha
digital heron
Just heard from my friends, only one project in the school got a score above us! It was an exhibit with 100/100
Exhibit = trifold board
wicked jackal
mortal dock
cool
dry bison
@dusty magnet What's your favorite Wham song?
God damn it
Don't just accept discord's opinion of who is the first Bee
The first bee is a cuban, apparently
clever vessel
zenith pebble
Oh fuck I'm getting 3 shots
flu, covid, and... tetanus?
thats a lotta needles screw that
hallow isle
makes me laugh when people complain about needles
should see the size of the needle you'll get if I have to visit your house cause you caught something
hallow isle
cannula's in standard use go up to 14 gauge, which is about the size of a capri-sun straw
clever vessel
thick
hallow isle
I'm always amazed when they crack those out, I'm pretty sure one or two of the people I work with could take a blood sample from you with nothing more than a sharpened McD's straw if you looked sideways too long
night bobcat
Lol
hallow isle
If you're really unlucky, we have something called the IO gun. It gets drilled into the head of your humerus or tibia, all the way through the bone into your marrow.
So, have your shots, cause our tools are worse 🙂
clever vessel
fun
zenith pebble
i just have a scar on my head
zenith pebble
FLU COVID AND MENINGITIS
oof, i get my fluvid shots tomorrow
jaunty copper
My thighs are still wrecked
ocean pebble
oof, i get my fluvid shots tomorrow
🅱️🅾️vid 🅱️ineteen
clever vessel
My thighs are still wrecked
you squatin large melons
jaunty copper
you squatin large melons
Just hand weights
clever vessel
even better
edgy egret
tried to do a super close up of Murphy's tongue and failed lol
mortal dock
that squint
edgy egret
lol
clever vessel
ha
atomic zodiac
hallow isle
company doesn't owe me as much money as I'd hoped D:
Only racked up £500 of expenses
digital heron
company doesn't owe me as much money as I'd hoped D:
From what?
hallow isle
Mostly mileage
hallow isle
Nope, just getting to places to do work
digital heron
Huh
hallow isle
My job isn't driving so I get paid mileage whenever I travel for work
digital heron
You like your job?
hallow isle
most of the time
Some days where you wake up and just think, a goat farmer wouldn't have to deal with this kind of bullshit from the goats
digital heron
Haha
hallow isle
Or at least if you do get a sassy goat, no one every for jailed for having a goat turned into goat steaks
digital heron
You want to turn coworkers into steaks 😳
hallow isle
You want to turn coworkers into steaks 😳
Sometimes!
digital heron
Reminds me of a line from a movie I just watched “everything in this room is edible, even me. But that kids, is called cannibalism and is highly frowned upon in most societies”
digital heron
Charlie
Wonka was better imo
Ooh I just remembered boba Fett ep3 came out today!
Thoughts everyone?
dry bison
Depp turned willy wonka into an absolute psychopath. Gene Wilder made him quirky...Depp made him certifiable
digital heron
Depp turned willy wonka into an absolute psychopath. Gene Wilder made him quirky...
Misunderstood not psycho
Daddy issues and stuff
Dooku issues
dry bison
He was glib, charming, absent of empathy...Psycho
safe path
Omg I'm Qwen Stacy. My phone started to fall and I seen it out of my peripheral vision, and caught it one handed without looking fully
dry bison
Who is Qwen Stacy?
safe path
Isn't see spider girl in the multiverse? Could've sworn she was
dry bison
Gwen Stacy?
safe path
Ooh oops I did q
dry bison
That's what she Q
hallow isle
Unconscious catching is the only sort I can do
safe path
Anyone else watch forged in fire?
hallow isle
If someone throws something at me and I'm not thinking about it I can usually grab it
If I try to catch something intentionally... nope
dry bison
I have watched it. I don't typically. I do love learning about steel forging
safe path
Watching it now, it's really good show I think and it makes me wanna forge
dry bison
They make an incredibly difficult task look easy.
The magic of editing
The show would not last if they aired the episodes how long they actually take to do
They literally mash hours down into I think the show is 30 mins...and doing this they end up cutting out most of the self inflicted injuries, loud swearing, farts, judges just walking away to do something else
I think I saw one episode that felt authentic. The amount of swearing that got aired must've meant that was all they had left to use of footage.
and that creepy guy who always cuts shit and informs contestant "It will cut"
or lops a pig in half and states with a shitgrin "it will kill"
The show is fantastic
dry bison
That's him lol
safe path
Yeah that's Doug :)
dry bison
Always with the shitgrin when he says kill
Like he just shamelessly ate a bag of shit
I want to see what happens to the weapons after they are won
safe path
Me too
dry bison
Do they go into a collection that's donated or sold to raise money for sword appreciation?
safe path
They make to many rapiers though tbh
dry bison
Gimme a solid claymore
safe path
Wish they would make more like battle axes and other things
zenith pebble
forging stuff also very easy to be very dangerous, not just the heat and stuff, but materials getting into your lungs
safe path
forging stuff also very easy to be very dangerous, not just the heat and stuff, ...
Pfft I've been around asbestos insulation, I'm already fucked lol
ocean pebble
Well, i'm going to bed. Goodnight y'all.
pliant fjordBOT
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Supernova Remnant Simeis 147
Explanation: It's easy to get lost following the intricate, looping, twisting filaments in this detailed image of supernova remnant Simeis 147. Also cataloged as Sharpless 2-240 it goes by the popular nickname, the Spaghetti Nebula. Seen toward the boundary of the constellations Taurus and Auriga, it covers nearly 3 degrees or 6 full moons on the sky. That's about 150 light-years at the stellar debris cloud's estimated distance of 3,000 light-years. This composite includes image data taken through narrow-band filters where reddish emission from ionized hydrogen atoms and doubly ionized oxygen atoms in faint blue-green hues trace the shocked, glowing gas. The supernova remnant has an estimated age of about 40,000 years, meaning light from the massive stellar explosion first reached Earth 40,000 years ago. But the expanding remnant is not the only aftermath. The cosmic catastrophe also left behind a spinning neutron star or pulsar, all that remains of the original star's core.
zenith pebble
Pfft I've been around asbestos insulation, I'm already fucked lol
fair enough, make me an OmniWrench?
safe path
I prefer the hammer :p
sonic axle
dusty magnet
https://youtu.be/XsAy8DVvtCA
This is an important video
sonic axle
Yes
mint spear
i am watching you
mint spear
@mint spear Like Ditto said, NMS screenshots in #nms-photomode-gallery only.
silent wagon
Wordle 208 3/6
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mint spear
Anyone else having problems with Firefox browser on desktop?
Can't load any webpages here
Other browsers work fine
No issue here.
Aparently I'm not the only one then
sterile tartan
Inspirobot wisdom of the day
mint spear
Wordle is HARD today. oml
sterile tartan
Wordle 208 4/6
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Spoilered in case no one wants the hint
mint spear
Ohhhhhh
I put in a random bullshittery word out of anger and it came up as a valid word.
Which genuinely threw me off more.
mint spear
Wordle 208 5/6
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4/6 was the word that I refuse to believe is a real word.
Welp. It is.
In the dictionary and everything. 😩
Your hint really helped me out. Thank you.
sterile tartan
You're welcome! Glad it helped
thick stump
"M&S renames midget gems over fears it could be offensive" 😄 ffs
night bobcat
Wordle 208 3/6
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jaunty copper
Wordle 208 5/6
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hallow isle
Wordle 208 6/6
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jaunty copper
Wordle 208 6/6
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Imagine for...
i just assumed it wasn't going to happen
mint spear
😐
hallow isle
looks like it's a degree in managing an esports team
a tweaked Events and hospitality management course
you'll find that with a lot of degrees that sound bullshit, they're just slightly tweaked versions of legitimate degrees
except media studies, fuckers really do just watch films all day
mint spear
A family member did an apprenticeship for warehousing.
Pissed myself laughing when he was explaining it.
hallow isle
I mean it depends where he did it 😄
mint spear
Xerox.
hallow isle
warehouse management for a major company can be a serious job, managing supply chains, deliveries etc
driving a forklift round bills bathrooms, not so much tho
mint spear
Wasn't even management, he was being paid less than minimum wage to stock count and pick orders to earn a certificate in warehousing that literally wouldn't help to further a career at all.
Dude, it basically was that.
hallow isle
unfortunately there are a lot of companies that take the piss
mint spear
In house certificate for the forklift so he couldn't even use it in another job lmao
hallow isle
I think it's mostly been eliminated now, I believe most current apprentiships need to be accredited in some way
city and guilds and the very least
safe path
Not sure if it's the booster causing it but my damn lymph node under my chin on the right is swollen and has been for a few days. Feel like shit this morning and called in to work
mint spear
Very probably. My armpit swelled up on jab 2.
I hope you can at least rest enough to make it a little less rough.
safe path
Going to try to, sucks ass because today we have observations at work and I was looking forward to them
mint spear
😔
hallow isle
I think it's mostly been eliminated now, I believe most *current* apprentiships ...
I's correct, the legal definition of an apprenticeship now is a minimum of NVQ2 or BTEC equivalents
safe path
Anyways gunna try getting some sleep. Boss responded so now good to go.
mint spear
I's correct, the legal definition of an apprenticeship now is a minimum of NVQ2 ...
At least that changed.
I don't blame the businesses though cause they definitely push legalities until stuff like this forces a law change.
Everything is legal until it's not.
hallow isle
Exactly
day job has a few people on degree apprenticeships, 4 years but you're working the whole time
and you end up with an honours degree
mint spear
See that's definitely worth it.
hallow isle
omg the midget thing wasn't a joke
well this is er
I get rebranding stuff when it's clearly offensive, but... doesn't this kind of give some level of legitimacy to the claim that people with dwarfism are midgets?
Like, it's not that it's offensive, it's that they're not midgets
mint spear
In a way, yes.
mint spear
I hope they rename them to something stupid and have to spend more money on marketing cause nobody knows wtf they are.
jaunty copper
mini botats
mint spear
Mini Gems is no less offensive than Midget Gems.
night bobcat
Exactly, gem discrimination
mint spear
😤
night bobcat
As a gem, I'm offended
mint spear
As you should be!
jaunty copper
Singular Gem
mint spear
night bobcat
edgy egret
I've posted pics very similar to these but these are actually new lol; Murphy just really likes the white blanket
lucid granite
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clever vessel
not blurry enough
jaunty copper
Wordle 208 4/6
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how do you go from 1 green to zero greens 🤔
civic ferry
Man, I want a real batmobile
lucid granite
how do you go from 1 green to zero greens 🤔
what Gleam said
mint spear
Man, I want a real batmobile
They're not even trying anymore are they?
"Hey this is a scam, click the link."
night bobcat
Worth it for a batmobile
night bobcat
Nice
lucid granite
Me and a bunch of friends just got an invite to a voice channel, one of them joined it and everyone was just breathing
ruby bay
Ain't gonna be a peasant no more
mint spear
Me and a bunch of friends just got an invite to a voice channel, one of them joi...
I hope you said thank you.
lucid granite
this was their message
mint spear
Oh
night bobcat
Breathe at them
mint spear
Maybe they are comparing breathing techniques to see if you are compatible for a future date.
lucid granite
at one point they all had their cameras on
mint spear
Cameras on just breathing?
lucid granite
nah they were talking by that point i think
mint spear
O I C
lucid granite
when he first joined they were just breathing
mint spear
I was thinking you found a Discord cult.
night bobcat
Nah, I haven't sent out invites lately
dapper copper
Dolly has resumed laying eggs early and is upset that I removed the egg, even though she has chicks already, of which she has lost interest in and left in the custody of Betty. So Dolly has rejoined the rest of the flock.
Also Dolly is preparing to lay a second egg, no wonder she is so cranky. Dolly, chill ya beans, wait till I rehome some of this batch and I will let you sit again in the future.
clever vessel
you could probably make a language out of breathing
wheat wren
exhales
night bobcat
inhales
lucid granite
gasp NO! She wouldn't do that!
clever vessel
quickly 4 times
lucid granite
😱
wheat wren
takes a sip of air
clever vessel
those who speak in breath tones do not need water for they drink air
wheat wren
😶🌫️
hallow isle
In a way, yes.
It'd be like if Rowntree had a product called assholes, and they went 'we're rebranding assholes because it's offensive to adamb'
mint spear
It'd be like if Rowntree had a product called assholes, and they went 'we're reb...
I kinda understand why they're moving to protect themselves but I feel like everyone is getting err.
Maybe soft is the word to use.
hallow isle
Seems a bit fruitless as well, they can't stop people using pints
What makes them think that they're going to be more successful
mint spear
Same thing happened with spotted dick though, changed the name and people barked loud enough for them to reverse the change.
Opal Fruits > Starburst > Opal Fruits is a great marketing method.
I don't think that'll translate well in most other cases though.
hallow isle
Nope
It's not just Marks and Sparks either
The corner shop outside school used to had knock off midget gems
He's not rebranding
Assuming he hasn't followed through on his promise to 'choke the life out of you little shits' and been jailed anyway
mint spear
Lmfao
digital heron
https://imgur.com/jG0ddOF
They don’t even let you shower?!?
weak nimbus
Everything is a group activity
digital heron
Team building exercise
white peak
*takes a sip of air*
This phrase has been entered into my consciousness and will be used again in the future
wheat wren
👀 nice
dusty magnet
pain
lucid granite
pain?
scarlet gorge
Pain….
wheat wren
pain!
noble kiln
Imagine telling me your broke then when I give you a a valve you just get up and leave
Damm
safe path
well got a response from the sleep lab. Guess my oxygen drops down to 70 and anything below 90 is bad they said I guess lol
explains why I sleep like shit lol
wheat wren
yeah, 70 is not a good number
safe path
While asleep, blood oxygen levels typically remain between 95 and 100 percent; however, if levels fall below 90 percent, hypoxemia occurs. As the percentage of oxygen saturation decreases, the severity of hypoxemia increases
hallow isle
CPAP time
safe path
they want me in for another test this time with a cpap
epending on the severity of the condition, other symptoms may occur, including:3
Loud snoring, snorting, gasping, or choking during sleep
Night sweats
Nocturia (nighttime urination)
Nighttime acid reflux
Dry mouth when awakening
Insomnia
Headaches
Irritability
Memory problems
Depression
Low sex drive
Weight gain
GJolly gee willickers, I have like 6-7 of those normally XD
hallow isle
If you get told to have one permanently, make sure you get a good one - there's a night and day difference in how loud they are, how comfortable they are
jaunty copper
Got my booster
boosted
lucid granite
Got my booster
😳
safe path
I wont settle for less than an alien face hugger one
jaunty copper
If you get told to have one permanently, make sure you get a good one - there's ...
plus some of them got recalled
jaunty copper
I wont settle for less than an alien face hugger one
i do nasal pillows
hallow isle
Also make sure you clean it and replace filters - seen two people who have had near fatal pneumonia induced by neglecting their CPAP's
safe path
With obstructive sleep apnea, repeated gaps in breathing cause blood oxygen levels to drop by 3% or more, leading to oxygen desaturation. Oxygen levels are considered abnormal when they drop below 90%. They might be considered to be severely abnormal when they are below 80%.
jaunty copper
With obstructive sleep apnea, repeated gaps in breathing cause blood oxygen leve...
and then brain death 😱
dusty magnet
What happens if it goes to 0
safe path
What happens if it goes to 0
|| you become trump||
hallow isle
Also make sure you clean it and replace filters - seen two people who have had n...
surprisingly enough, having bacteria literally squirted shot up your nose is not a contributory factor for good health
dusty magnet
Lmfao nat
dusty magnet
surprisingly enough, having bacteria literally squirted shot up your nose is not...
I beg to differ
jaunty copper
evil cheeto syndrome
dusty magnet
Fuck I'm in so much pain
digital heron
535/575 on my math eoc last year 😄
hallow isle
Take some drugs bee
hallow isle
means it's working
jaunty copper
oh advil then
dusty magnet
means it's working
How does that work?
mint spear
Your body fighting.
dusty magnet
Like why do vaccines cause your joints and bones to hurt
hallow isle
because, your immune system is fucking dumb
dusty magnet
For a while I thought it was your marrow and shit kicking into overdrive to make shitloads of white blood cells
jaunty copper
lol
hallow isle
Macrophages aren't hugely choosy about what they attack
dusty magnet
Yeah isn't there certain "programming" cells for lack of better terms that basically yell at the immune system to not attack everything
hallow isle
Yup
dusty magnet
So fucking weird
hallow isle
The body is in a constant state of immunosuppression
mint spear
Super impressive if you think about it.
dusty magnet
And that's why immunodeficiencies are terrible
Or wait what's the one where your immune system kills you
Autoimmune?
hallow isle
Autoimmune diseases are a bit misnamed, as they're not the body accidentally attacking itself as a specific action, it's the breakdown of immunosuppresion
dusty magnet
Disease
Ooh okay
But wouldn't that effectively result in the body attacking itself?
hallow isle
It's the breakdown of the system that says "no plz eyeballs"
dusty magnet
It's the breakdown of the system that says "no plz eyeballs"
So once the system breaks down, then what?
hallow isle
eyeballs get nommed
hallow isle
e.g. the reason why you get a sore throat when you have a cold isn't because of the virus
It's because your immune system is dumb
It just goes scorched earth on everything
mint spear
Tis why we get fevers, body overheats itself in an attempt to make the sickness too hot and in turn die.
Which is beautiful.
mint spear
It's like setting your house on fire to kill a spider.
mint spear
Hahaha
hallow isle
white blood cells will flood the area affected by the infection, and just start wrecking anything that looks dodgy
wet pollen
"If I'm going down, you're going down with me!"
dusty magnet
white blood cells will flood the area affected by the infection, and just start ...
But white blood cells are racist and anything that's not them looks dodgy
hallow isle
It's a numbers game, basically it works because healthy cells will always outnumber infected cells
lucid granite
nah white blood cells are really smart actually
wet pollen
It's like setting your house on fire to kill a spider.
Relatable
hallow isle
Also infected cells will also be on the surface
dusty magnet
That's so wild, how can a cell be smart?
lucid granite
they can recognize the actual body for the most part
if it can't, it's usually considered a cancerous cell
cause then it starts attacking you
hallow isle
The infection won't propagate (until it reaches the end stage) anywhere deep
as it needs to be carried by blood
dusty magnet
Is it true that blood isn't red until it touches oxygen?
hallow isle
correct
mint spear
No, that's a lie.
dusty magnet
I don't know how much I believe that
lucid granite
thats a lie
jaunty copper
controversy!
lucid granite
well, at least the blood in ur veins is red, because it's almost always carrying oxygen
dusty magnet
But unoxygenated blood is blue right?
hallow isle
it's not blue
jaunty copper
probly more purple
mint spear
Veins are blue, not blood.
hallow isle
but it isn't bright red
dusty magnet
Ah
hallow isle
kinda deep purply
dusty magnet
Wait remind me the difference between veins and arteries
mint spear
Wait remind me the difference between veins and arteries
Arteries big, veins small.
hallow isle
🅰️rteries carry blood 🅰️way from the heart
hallow isle
yes
wraith reef
In vertebrates and other hemoglobin-using creatures, arterial blood and capillary blood are bright red, as oxygen imparts a strong red color to the heme group. Deoxygenated blood is a darker shade of red; this is present in veins, and can be seen during blood donation and when venous blood samples are taken.
mint spear
Thanks Moo.
wraith reef
Veins close to the surface of the skin appear blue for a variety of reasons. However, the factors that contribute to this alteration of color perception are related to the light-scattering properties of the skin and the processing of visual input by the visual cortex, rather than the actual color of the venous blood.
mint spear
AdamB needs his medical license revoked smh my head.
jaunty copper
hemo goblins
safe path
whats happening?
mint spear
Queen has stripped Prince Andrew of his medals and honors and he must now fight his court case as a private citizen rather than a member of Royalty.
IE, he fucked.
hallow isle
kiddy fiddling
hallow isle
Stripping his titles is unprecedented
I'm not sure it's happened in modern times
Like you might have to go back to feudal times
mint spear
Shame he can't sweat cause I bet he's overheating right about now. 😔
hallow isle
Very much caught up in it. Very guilty.
The obvious conclusion is that the palace have been able to corroborate something he's denied
Maybe they found his pizza express receipt
Or a can of antiperspirant
Queen: wtf is this andy
twats him in the forehead with a can of right guard
mint spear
rofl
jaunty copper
hallow isle
@mint spear you see companies are starting to only pay SSP to unvaccinated people with covid
mint spear
<@456226577798135808> you see companies are starting to only pay SSP to unvaccin...
Wait, unvaccinated? How's that work?
mint spear
Ohhhhhh, I see, I see.
I read that as vaxxed folks get nothing lmao.
hallow isle
no 😄
Other way
If you don't have a full set of NI you might not be entitled to SSP either
mint spear
Could really change the mind of a few folks very quickly.
Bills not being paid cause you're an idiot, can't feel bad for you.
jaunty copper
let's hope nobody storms your capitol
hallow isle
that, and the troubles
jaunty copper
true true
hallow isle
You wouldn't even be able to go and organise something like happened in the US in the square mile
jaunty copper
how about hyde park
hallow isle
miles away
mint spear
Lots of protests happen in Hyde park.
mint spear
Steve Alexander maybe.
jaunty copper
googling
hallow isle
to get to parliament from hyde park you'd need to go through westminster, past buckingham palace
we wouldn't need to call in the national guard, they're already there
mint spear
Can go shout at Boris Johnson from the road though but can't get close enough to cause any issues.
ocean pebble
Hyde park?
mint spear
Big park in London City.
ocean pebble
Ah
jaunty copper
Hyde park?
it was built in honor of doctor jekyll i think
ocean pebble
How big we talking?
mint spear
Big
jaunty copper
100 acres?
mint spear
Size of a double decker bus easily.
jaunty copper
smaller
hallow isle
A lot of people think the silly people in red shirts and giant fuzzy hats are just for tourists, but they're some of the most highly trained soldiers in the british army
jaunty copper
Hyde Park covers 142 hectares (350 acres)
mint spear
350 acres apparently.
ocean pebble
A lot of people think the silly people in red shirts and giant fuzzy hats are ju...
Honestly it seems a lot like its them making the most highly trained soldiers in the british army wear red shirts and giant fuzzy hats
jaunty copper
central park is 843 acres
mint spear
Honestly it seems a lot like its them making the most highly trained soldiers in...
Giant fuzzy hats are Queen guards. There job is defending the Queen and only defending the Queen.
jaunty copper
and putting up with nonces
safe path
Really hope they start doing better lol
zenith pebble
our park in philadelphia is 1800 acres
mint spear
our park in philadelphia is 1800 acres
I think total size of the UK is 1800 acres.
hallow isle
Imagine how hard you have to be to stand perfectly still in a bear skin in 35C/95F weather.
mint spear
Training is apparently very intense.
jaunty copper
dem bois not on keto
mint spear
Hahahaha
London police also follow a different ruleset to the rest of English police too.
They can pew pew you without asking your permission first.
hallow isle
Specially city of london police, most of them are armed too
ocean pebble
New conspiracy theory: Queen’s guard aren’t wearing hats, they just have really tall heads.
mint spear
Specially city of london police, most of them are armed too
Weirdly intimidating.
mint spear
New conspiracy theory: Queen’s guard aren’t wearing hats, they just have really ...
I fully support this.
jaunty copper
zenith pebble
the hats are concealing personal AC units
hallow isle
Weirdly intimidating.
colleague of mine got pulled over by the CNC for speeding
jaunty copper
lol
hallow isle
very nearly needed a new pair of trousers when he saw someone walking up to his passenger side with an MP5 in hand
jaunty copper
https://tenor.com/view/nervous-shook-anxious-uhh-umm-gif-10678193
jack is from my wife's home town
ocean pebble
very nearly needed a new pair of trousers when he saw someone walking up to his ...
Yeah sounds about right
jaunty copper
Yeah sounds about right
they are used to the smell
ocean pebble
Ha
noble kiln
Whenever I type in #off-topic-bond-james-bond chat always dead but whenever someone types here it's always active
jaunty copper
"i have that effect on people"
hallow isle
Quick, everyone leave
ocean pebble
Whenever I type in <#146101654981312513> chat always dead but whenever someone t...
It’s like that sometimes
hallow isle
I am leaving tho, just getting in the shower
wheat wren
🚪 🏃♂️
jaunty copper
kbaiiii
opaque tartan
Talking
mint spear
I'm leaving cause I need to go walk and get my step count up. 😤
And cause Nate is here.
opaque tartan
Yeah
opaque tartan
noble kiln
Is top gek for people who help in #nms-questions
ocean pebble
Is top gek for people who help in <#471868642204712971>
Just for people who reach level 99
zenith pebble
for level 99+
opaque tartan
Mr Andrew Windsor tho
I'm not changing to that
hallow isle
I'm not changing to that
😄
zenith pebble
theres also top vykeen and top korvax right?
dry bison
Level 99 in nms
opaque tartan
Or Gary Glitter
dry bison
Top vykeen are called gek
opaque tartan
Tip Top
ocean pebble
Yeah default is top gek
zenith pebble
ew
zenith pebble
i just wanna get rid of the expeditions badge tbh
ocean pebble
And I mean
The other “top” roles are just colors essentially
You’ll still be listed under “Top Gek” on the sidebar
limber fractal
And cause Nate is here.
burnnn! lol
ocean pebble
When nate joined in is actually when the chat started dying lol
limber fractal
i just wanna get rid of the expeditions badge tbh
get rid of the expedition roles then lol
limber fractal
@opaque tartan i won't leave. i'm here 
opaque tartan
<@!366744187481096203> i won't leave. i'm here <a:ablobwave:552927506957729802>
No. Let the chat die
Burn it with fire
@hallow isle delete the server
dry bison
Fire is too easy
limber fractal
Just not the expedition one anymore
so yeah, might as well get rid of the expie roles for now if he doesn't want the badge for now. sole purpose of those is to show off you completed them or cuz you want the color and/or badge. i'm not a huge fan of those emojos so i can't blame him lol (or at least not how they show so tiny, with the exception of Pioneers) carbo copy: @zenith pebble
opaque tartan
@limber fractal I completed all the expeditions though
limber fractal
<@357610080235028510> I completed all the expeditions though
Pioneers takes precedence
opaque tartan
Damn right
hallow isle
If you don't want to show off the fact you completed the expeds then don't use the roles for showing off the fact you completed the expeds 🙂
They're purely for vanity
ocean pebble
Exactly
opaque tartan
Who doesn't want their badges?
hallow isle
Or apply to be a mod next time
limber fractal
well, the expeditions role icons are a little fugly ngl. with the sole exception of Pioneer
opaque tartan
Or apply to be a mod next time
Shudders
limber fractal
Who doesn't want their badges?
@zenith pebble mentioned he didn't like the badge
dry bison
You're a spaceship!
zenith pebble
get rid of the expedition roles then lol
i tried lol, its fine
limber fractal
i tried lol, its fine
what ya mean?
when?
we updated our #roles channel
if you do have issues adding or removing a role, plz let us know
zenith pebble
idk, recently? went to the nexus but the options i chose werent highlighted
limber fractal
since the update was a couple of nights ago
zenith pebble
so reacting again didnt do anything
limber fractal
so reacting again didnt do anything
can you please clicky and clicky again? i'll check our logs.
zenith pebble
sure one sec
limber fractal
ty Fox. i wanna troubleshoot if there's in fact an issue with new setup.
zenith pebble
okie doke, youre welcome. happy to help
limber fractal
okie doke, youre welcome. happy to help
ty! looks like it worked. you lost this role. so you okay with your current cartographer badge? that's the one left / showing now
zenith pebble
yeah im cool with that, thank you so much red 
dry bison
With your essay?
dusty magnet
Nah my booster
dry bison
It should. Ibuprofen is an anti inflammatory
Or is that acetaminophen....
Ah they both are.
Having side effects?
dry bison
more than the injection site muscle pain?
ruby bay
Did code get yeeted?
mint spear
Did code get yeeted?
Nah he still here.
He stood down, said he felt like he'd reach his end.
ocean pebble
Idk why
ocean pebble
Nah he still here.
He stood down, said he felt like he'd reach his end.
Not still here
Left the server
tribal siren
:(
ocean pebble
Well that's sad AF.
Yeah
mint spear
I hope he'll come back, even just to say hi.
dry bison
He'll come back as broken code. Just named Error.
What is the last thing he said?
In the other channel, he was coming on today to play with someone.
mint spear
I'm sure he has his reasons. Whatever it is / they are, I hope it leads to something positive.
dry bison
Sometimes I leave discord servers just to clear the assload of servers I bounce around.
ocean pebble
Kinda doubt that was his reason
mint spear
This is my 3rd account in a couple years, I'm definitely due a delete and start over.
mint spear
Gunna call myself ZugIsTheBest.
limber fractal
Everything hurts so fucking bad
hope you fee better soon Bee 
it's great you got the booster
mint spear
I might be a fish and become a series of fish over a 12 month period.
ocean pebble
Everything hurts so fucking bad
From my experience nobody gets the same experience from the booster
I got mine a few days ago
clever vessel
I might be a fish and become a series of fish over a 12 month period.
wohoa
dry bison
I still need to get a third shot.
ocean pebble
And all that happened was my arm hurt around the injection site and I was a bit tired
limber fractal
Sometimes I leave discord servers just to clear the assload of servers I bounce ...
i should do the same. my current server count for emojos is bad. 103 was my last count. but it's only grown from there 
mint spear
i should do the same. my current server count for emojos is bad. 103 was my last...
Holy crap.
dry bison
I have like...12
limber fractal
clever vessel
18
mint spear
8 for me 😩
night bobcat
We love you Red, but the servers have to go
ocean pebble
I have like...12
I only have like 3 that I am in solely for the emojos
limber fractal
i'd prob be in heaven if i belonged to only 20
night bobcat
I only have a couple,e
warm socket
Guys guys guys
dry bison
no
limber fractal
I only have a couple,e
lies
night bobcat
Lol
mint spear
Count of 8 but I'm only active in 3.
limber fractal
un f'n believable lol
limber fractal
man, 8 sounds heavenly
warm socket
A new study shows weed helps stop coivid and sars from spreading throught your body lol
limber fractal
Ok ok like 70
mint spear
A new study shows weed helps stop coivid and sars from spreading throught your b...
Incorrect.
warm socket
Doesnt make you immune but yeah lol
ocean pebble
I’m in 14 servers and only active in one. Will let y’all guess which.
hallow isle
*in vitro
ocean pebble
3 are emoji servers
night bobcat
Dark souls
warm socket
One sec ill get drs name and link
clever vessel
I’m in 14 servers and only active in one. Will let y’all guess which.
minecraft
limber fractal
A new study shows weed helps stop coivid and sars from spreading throught your b...
i read starwars. then stars lol
night bobcat
Oof
ocean pebble
The rest are servers for games I either enjoy or am watching the development of
mint spear
Gunna drink some bleach.
clever vessel
by bleach, i hope you mean water
limber fractal
yessss bleach is so good for you right? /s
clever vessel
🤽♂️
night bobcat
Worse than cleaning your hands with it, but don't do that either
mint spear
Cleans out your sink so it must clean out your insides.
warm socket
Chlorine kills you by taking your bodies electrons
ocean pebble
Cleans out your sink so it must clean out your insides.
Can’t argue with your logic
mint spear
Jokes on the chlorine, I got no electrons.
dry bison
I join indie servers for small titles, usually. Occasionally servers to support specific content creators
clever vessel
NO ONE BETTER DAMN WELL STEAL MY ELECTRONGS
dry bison
Chlorine kills you by taking your bodies electrons
Stop it.
ocean pebble
I join indie servers for small titles, usually. Occasionally servers to support ...
The main server I am in for watching development is The Isle
hallow isle
If you are running low on electrons you can get more using a fork and a power socket
dry bison
The main server I am in for watching development is The Isle
The dinosaur discord?
ocean pebble
For those who don’t know what the game is, here is a summary: hehe dinosaur gaem
clever vessel
the snowman outside looks like it's gonna murder me when i go to sleep
mint spear
A while back I used to regularly clean my cats litter tray with diluted bleach. Always felt a bit funny but shrugged it off.
One time I said this and UZO immediately fired at me and told me to stop.
dry bison
I think I saw the dino game once and dudes were literally roleplaying..
hallow isle
Ditto here mustard gassing himself
zenith pebble
A while back I used to *regularly* clean my cats litter tray with diluted bleach...
cuz they piss ammonia?
ocean pebble
The dinosaur discord?
yes
clever vessel
is the cat alive
ocean pebble
I think I saw the dino game once and dudes were literally roleplaying..
Roleplayers are stupid
mint spear
Hang on, let me check.
ocean pebble
It’s intended to be a survival game
mint spear
She looks alive, I say yes.
mint spear
She stupid but I love her. 😡
ocean pebble
It’s intended to be a survival game
Except you are the dinosaur instead of surviving with them
dry bison
Nicki Minaj be all like: YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR!
ocean pebble
It’s also a very pretty game tbh
mint spear
Someone needs to go to Code's house so we can still get bird videos tbh.
dry bison
Creepy^
mint spear
Hey, I see you sitting there.
dry bison
pst. Code. Show us ur bird
clever vessel
Code, let us in
limber fractal
be nice to code's bird
lmao
clever vessel
for the bird
mint spear
😌
clever vessel
Code's dad,
limber fractal
*pst. Code. Show us ur bird*
lmao un believable
you guys crack me up
you all referring to Peachy?
she's so darn cute
dry bison
Who knows the name of the dinosaur? I don't
clever vessel
yes
mint spear
Barnie
limber fractal
Who knows the name of the dinosaur? I don't
lmao
clever vessel
Barn-like
zenith pebble
dang, guess code doesnt wanna play bloodborne coop lol
mint spear
Peachy sounds right actually.
jaunty copper
yeah
clever vessel
Code calls his bird Dinosaur for some reason
zenith pebble
one birb is peachy
dry bison
Birds are dinosaurs.
jaunty copper
birds are dinosaurs
zenith pebble
he has more than one iirc
clever vessel
Birds are dinosaurs
limber fractal
dang, guess code doesnt wanna play bloodborne coop lol
aww were you guys going to?
limber fractal
Red out here paying attention to conversations.
lmao
dry bison
Hey. Did you know birds are dinosaurs?
zenith pebble
aww were you guys going to?
we were tryin to, he just got the game lile a day and a half ago
spare harbor
Bones
limber fractal
Hey. Did you know birds are dinosaurs?
for realzies?
spare harbor
To be honest, they are distant relatives
limber fractal
we were tryin to, he just got the game lile a day and a half ago
i've a feeling he'll be back. prob in dire need of social media break. did you friend him on PS at least? maybe you'll see him online so you can play?
limber fractal
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/why-are-birds-the-only-surviving-dinosaurs.html
wow i never knew
noble kiln
Oh and one called jess is
mint spear
Discord for it's positives is a major drain on productivity. Very easy to get caught up and lose track of your day.
limber fractal
If you see a solar system and plants called Subscribe to technoblade I made em
that sounds familiar lol in Euclid?
clever vessel
I can't find those paintings of little people hugging massive birds
zenith pebble
i've a feeling he'll be back. prob in dire need of social media break. did you f...
yeah were friends on PS, ill prob let him have his space though.
im enjoying my new playthtough anyway lol
limber fractal
Discord for it's positives is a major drain on productivity. Very easy to get ca...
omg right? even trying to feel productive as moderator's been hard lmao as in doing the other mod stuff i like to focus on, formatting commands and whatnot. i get distracted so much
zenith pebble
gm jahnlee
limber fractal
yeah were friends on PS, ill prob let him have his space though.
you so sweet. i really do hope guys get to play that soon tho. maybe even stream. i'd watch
limber fractal
Also, MORNING!
buenos dias!
spare harbor
I could never be a mod. I never have the time
mint spear
Gluten Tag Jahnri.
spare harbor
Most of the time at work I have discord up for a distraction while reports are made
Its thinkless work, but someones gota do it and you all keep me sane
spare harbor
of course im in quarrantine now, so lots of games
mint spear
I made a promise to myself to sit through my backlog this year instead of just endlessly purchasing new games.
I'm like a kid eating ice cream and then seeing doughnuts on the menu.
limber fractal
so cute but i need the story plz
night bobcat
Guy got cold, face in Birb for warmth
limber fractal
I made a promise to myself to sit through my backlog this year instead of just e...
das smart. i should do the same tbh 
ruby bay
The grind in elite dangerous is a pain
mint spear
Joe, you got Odyssey?
ruby bay
A fucken fleet carrier costs 5 billion
night bobcat
Pff, that is the easy grind you are doing
ruby bay
Joe, you got Odyssey?
Nah can't afford it sadly
limber fractal
The grind in elite dangerous is a pain
for realzies? i didn't know! 
(i kid)
night bobcat
A fucken fleet carrier costs 5 billion
And a ridiculous amount to keep it running too
limber fractal
Joe and Ditto colors combined look so nice in chat rn
mint spear
Nah can't afford it sadly
Was gunna say, add me and we can do some ground combat and earn some monies.