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I want to say something extra cheesy
🙃
Bruv all of them do too, this is why the picture is sick to me a bit
those are nose holes
Why hate
It's a snout
Its time you can spend on other things
👃 🕳️ 🕳️
Because it has too many meaning and ladies send it to me

Its cuz women are part owl

So is falling for you Thena
I feel like its time to be hoonest
i heart owls
🤮
awwz hoonest
I made myself sick
hoo hoo
🦉
HOO
I heard they're great to party with, a real hoot
🦉yo how is this the only owl emoji i got?
I have an owl that lives in the back yard
ooh
Because you got sleeping on your owl emoji game @limber fractal

You live in a bloody Disney forest mate
I'm honestly taking a screenshot
Of what?
😁
Pew pew pew
I bet there's an emoji of nuke cat
how cute is pika pew tho? c'mon
poor kitty
A good representation of my adminship
had to make that tough decision
Hmmm, ok then. This time
You gonna blow some shit up?
You never know what channel I have slated for deletion next
I need to find the ones I made of my cat
memes? 

Anyone got any tips for a starter, just got it on sale on ps5 and played around for a bit on creative. I have the basics down but I’m trying to make money so I can get a good freighter.
If people complain I can always piss in their shoes, that's worse than deleting a channel
If you want money just wait in the anomaly till someone trades stuff with you @lusty dove
check #nms-questions too btw...
Oh go on, then we can send memes in #off-topic-bond-james-bond instead. It'll be great
I pasted it in there too thanks
That’s the big Death Star looking thing right
Yeah
Don't pretend this doesn't already happen a ton 
The TARDIS thing @lusty dove
Guilty
Is there anything in particular I should farm that people would want to trade?
I wish the owl would land on my arm
One day we'll see that and comment appropriately
Goodbye #memes🤡 channel
So more experienced players will inventory dump on newbies?
Pretty much

Cool thanks
That looks like something that came out of my cheeks
Gonna be weird not having a burger for thxgiving this year
Why not having burger?
Dads actually home this year and he wants to do the turkey thing
I don't like to make a huge dinner for just me
I'm just gonna eat my neighbours
Unless you start making Mukbang videos
But then you'd be one of those people that make Mukbang videos
No thanks
All making videos would do on any subject is get me more fanboys i don't want
Ok? I don't want any
I'm kidding
But I'll take them if you want
If it's all on the internet it's a good thing
All the crazy fuckers I meet are right here
Its not a good thing to me
At least you can block them
I can't do that with these ones
Just blow it the fuck up man
Or fuel
Or truck drivers😂
🤔
Did u guys get some more truck drivers then?
None of the food is gonna be from the UK apparently
The truck driver thing was an old problem apparently
They won't get replaced any time soon
I want turkey
I'm looking forward to the LOTR marathon
Didn’t u guys recently put a request out to Europe for like a few thousand truck drivers and only like 50 something applied
u cracking
That's just news bollocks I think
Its such a cozy evening
Hobbit too?
When is it not😂
U can’t do a lotr marathon and exclude the hobbit
I refuse to watch that weird 3 part single novel nonsense again
When there's riots
Hobbit isn't part of Lord of the Rings 🤨
similarillion
I didn't like it as much as LOTR but I just stick it on
I refuse
The annoying attempts to make it a prequel were annoying too
Er
Well whatever
The annoying parts were annoying and annoyed me
Come on they weren’t that bad😂
Yes they were
The old animated film was good though
It was much better when Sauron was just a necromancer and got passed off as whatever
Hobbit trilogy was an abomination and the only one halfway worth a damn was Desolation of Smaug
Not that ridiculous side quest thing that happened
😂😂
On top of all of that LOTR is already 12 hours
Isn’t there a tv series coming out soon?
An amazon one I think, from what I saw it had a pretty big budget so hopefully there’s some good content
squire of the ting
They should reboot superman again xD
They are I think
Ofc...
Apparently he’s gonna be black now
The story won't be any better so meh
Good evening my children.

the size of my thumb
Bug.
Then don't.
I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just use one of the black kyrptonian characters but oh well what can ya do

If you can pull a Gandalf and hand cage it Code
fax 📠
Put it outside
I need a hair cut.
Its just trying to follow the moon

But I keep not doing it. 
Very open!
very open


I go to ridiculous lengths to catch and release idiot bugs that get stuck in my room
And I admonish them ofc
I never really had to worry about critters
bugmodding
Hard to avoid in the woods
Playing fallout 4 vs Far Cry 5.
It's shocking how far we've come in terms of visuals since 2015.
Outdoor light is a bat feeding ground
Wish i could see the bats better I bet theyre adorable
Yes
I get the occasional dubia that somehow gets out of the box.
One of these days I'm gonna forget the box open and everyone in the house is gonna have to deal with dubias.

Inside?
inside

Oh hm.
My credit score dropped a little.
How sad.
But... they're both the same?
What the-
TransUnion and Equifax are both the same score, that's odd.
Crazy
I thought so, seems like some people say they are both the same, some people say they are never the same for them. I'm the latter.
Eh, it went from 830 - 821.
Still not sure why. But I guess it doesn't matter.
@jaunty copper what's that for?
going for a covid booster later
Don't worry y'all everything is very secure
can't wait to be ill for the third time in three weeks
I know you were worried
Yknow I was wondering if the yard was gonna do boosters
I guess they gotta tackle refusals first
they're pitching them at 6 months following dose #2 for at risk groups
idk what the general population are getting
heard nothing personally about getting a booster jab for myself that is
i know others have
blood bank next week too
then flu vaccination
i should just get them to put in a tap
like on a maple tree
I should give blood next time again; spread my coolness around
Kinda hard on graveyard mind you
My blood is especially clean, apparently, so it gets sent out to NICU's
50% of the adult population of the world has CMV
I've somehow avoided it
Idk what that is
Cytomegalovirus
Ah
It's only dangerous to newborns, but stays in the body for life once you catch it
I should probably pay more attention
Surprised they don't reject me cuz radiation exposure xD
:ghost:
"She doesn't look like She-Hulk, her blood's fine" 
Why am I already tired aaaggghhh
the glowing just makes it easier to find a vein tbh
☢️
Sing
I was just thinking it'd be nice to have something like caffeine except makes you sleepy instead of waking you up and I just invented rohypnol didn't I
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AdamB on Thalasin+
"You could sleep, or you could just watch this video about why your pee makes a spiral shape sometimes"
Feeling that Kyne
my brain does need some remapping
tl;dr: surface tension
and laminar flow
I'm glad the reference wasnt lost
I didn't wanna post the video xD
Code would never sleep
Wow
And meniscus
woW
why am i still awake
Idk im the one who is supposed to be up all night and all I wanna do is go back to sleep
well you are paid to be awake?
true true
i would probably dig a weighted blanket
Mine is fake fur basically
i'm committing the mildest pizza crime atm: eating leftovers from competing pizza chains
Not so gamer moment
Good
Pizza is better cold at 2Am
Subjective
I eat sandwich
What kind
Uh
I have pasta for lunch today
Braunschweiger
Sounds uh... German
I am not
I don't mind vegans unless they're the "in your face and have to tell you that they're vegan" kind of people
i wanna make some propaganda
Reminds me I have impossible sausage to try still
really convince people of some bullcrap
Like what?
Cause there's not enough of that already
Convince people woman aren't real
It's a poster with two black words on it that says "world peace"
That's what I do
"People are actually immortal"
"Arms grow back when you cut them off"
Well encouraging self harm won't get you to a good place here
I don't think that came across right
"Tea is a myth"
"Bri ish people are a myth"
Wawa is a store chain
And it's also what babies sound like
Ive been there when I was in VA; I would say its better than 7/11 but its nowhere near Japan still for convenience store quality
Describing the experience of going to 7/11 is hard. I don't know what I bought. I don't know why I was there. i just was at some point. Now I'm not
I can't think of a single thing that made 7/11 stand out besides the drugged out people in the parking lot
I love wa wa
Caught me off guard
Bye bye
convince people the ground is worms
well it is, silly
i shouldn't have to convince people of solid scientific knowledge
Astronomy Pic of the Day: The Einstein Cross Gravitational Lens
Explanation: Most galaxies have a single nucleus -- does this galaxy have four? The strange answer leads astronomers to conclude that the nucleus of the surrounding galaxy is not even visible in this image. The central cloverleaf is rather light emitted from a background quasar. The gravitational field of the visible foreground galaxy breaks light from this distant quasar into four distinct images. The quasar must be properly aligned behind the center of a massive galaxy for a mirage like this to be evident. The general effect is known as gravitational lensing, and this specific case is known as the Einstein Cross. Stranger still, the images of the Einstein Cross vary in relative brightness, enhanced occasionally by the additional gravitational microlensing effect of specific stars in the foreground galaxy.
I had a stroke reading that
Why
wiggly scientific knowledge, ftfy
Convince people the government is a lie and that we should put dogs in charge
dogs are too wise, we let them be powerful they'll conquer all
too late
mmmmmm
okay but hold up:
are chihuahuas dogs
Yes
this may be a mistake
do you know which way the world goes
Better idea: put me in charge
No
Up
Better idea... World wide anarchy!
even better idea: give me control of every hospital
I would make such a magnificent leader
Even better idea: squishy earth
Anarchy.... Everyone is in charge... Until someone comes out on top. Lol
World wide anarchy
dictatorship
Even better: edible leaders
except very violent
Even better: explosions
Even better: implosions
Anarchy is an awful idea
Better idea... Why don't we all just roll some and be happy! If the entire world rolled one at the same time we would have world wide piece for several hours lmao.
odd worse:
goose rave neighbors
I just wanna curl up in my blanket
I say we should all become a musical!
No
I would make a horrible leader.. my first order would be to bring back eye for an eye laws
i'll play thhe doot
EVERYTHING
So every house has a wall around.. the house?
And children go to an island and fight

TO THE DEATH
every wall has a wall for its wall
Yes
Lmao
I would want everyone to be more accepting and chill about stuff
i would cede authority to the genies
Make me leader
you're not a genie
how to die in a movie: crawl into a pitch black hole after hearing banging in it
Also thankfully no one on Discord will ever have actual power
You don't know that
my use of this app does not prohibit future capabilities in life
See that's where my idea goes too. If everyone did the thing... we would ALL be chill for several hours. Hours of world piece followed by the stocks of every supermarket in the world skyrocketing when the entire worlds has the munchies. See 2 wins lol. Ok ill stop now..
It sounds like a poorly localized ahem game

I will put children on an island and make them fight
you're very determined about that
funny seeing how im watching Hunger Games
fortnite beat u i'm afraid @fathom valve
But it's gonna be real life
The last one left gets
To be raised by me for next leader until next year
easy laser pointer diversions
So so mean
someone's had bad kitty experiences
On another note. Some nice weather tonight.
My cats are lovely
I will eat anything that messes with me
no no they can't kill this character no no no
i paused the movie
i can't deal with this
I mean its not real tho
You need to tone down the violence thing
What
Literally what I said
someone's about to die and i'm so mad
in the movie
not irl
there's no sound whatsoever and everyone's climbing through a tight area
ah there it is
one of the worst things is when they kill off a character you feel is more compelling than protag/main cast & u're just like: why
no don't worry all the guys i like have had plot armor so far
except that one dude but he served his purpose enough ig
like for a really old spoiler Legend of Dragoon disc 1
Until?
I go home
Wooo?
oops protaganist's plot armor coming in clutch
oh and her side chick (or the male equivalent of that term) juts did something hot
wait no that's not her side chick... oh well
Dressed up like Astolfo? Oh
Far cry 5
I enjoyed far cry primal because I could have the coolest pets ever
ooh and that one main character from uhhh ummm
I'm genuinely trying to remember any mains that I liked recently
Or panther I cant tell
Ok but SABRE TOOTH VERSUS JAGUAR THO
i feel like it's never easy to connect with the character you play as
well, i guess... hmm... i take back my last statement
Because they are me
I guess I liked Hat Kid
It really depends for me. I tend to connect more with outside characters tho
I keep playing games with no characters haha
?
Like Space Engineers
To this day Ive never won a game.of Tetris
wait can u win?
I genuinely.just...cannot grasp
I finally finished the SH2 vid
I like chess
Oh.god I'm even worse at chess
Anything that requires me to think several steps in advance
Pfft.
Fuck yeah found something to do
I just took some Benadryl bc I'm itchy, but I don't know what to do, and I'm not entire motivated to do my math project due tomorrow....so either I find something before the Benadryl kicks in or I sleep haha
...that's quite the odd thing to get excited about
i just made pulled pork it was delicious
Not the one next to my building
Unimportant
Lol
Would really fucking love to see a live action Strange Supreme
Also its been confirmed that there was NOT a Mephisto reference in his episode
⛽
What the shit. He didnt even kill the guy who betrayed him
A bullet through the head is all i ask for
Well now im just pissed
Season 2 better be good
No, he didnt even talk to him
Yue mentioned it and knows who did it. But Hajime never even looked at him
And doesnt forgive, just watched him kill a classmate and a demon with 0 mercy
🤷♀️
Now we watch jobless reincarnation because why not
Mainly cause i cant get vrv on my tv so i cant watch kobayashi
Im watching Dan Gheesling
Its pronounced Van Helsing
Finished up the last half of Arifureta and watched an epsiode of jobless reincar, guess ill be watching it now
I don't watch anime
Shame
Arifureta was actually less harem-y than i thought it would be, which is good. More action than harem tbh

It's probably gonna rain soon and I'm out in shorts hell yea
Nice
I have an hour and a half left 
I just realized i was here when you went to sleep

Didn't sleep much xD
I'm ready
To sleep a hundred years? Mood
I mean I'm clearly out of practice on this 12 hour thing haha
Uh oh
No biggy there's one every 15 minutes
Hah, here there's 1 every like 4 hours if you're lucky
Makes a lot more sense when I learn Americans get the license early and/or drive anywhere, y'all kinda have to
If I drive three times a month it's a lot lol
Unless it's super super remote I can find a bus, train or subway anywhere
Yeah for the shipyard there's a single bus route and its only for a traditional dayshift schedule so its useless for my code
Damn
But because of the lack of mass transit the traffic is horrendous too
A dayshift commute is like 30m to 1h longer
Damn
That's about what it took me when I was doing my internship but it was a ways off in a neighbouring city
I'm ok because I'm glad to be remote after work cuz it really helps me disconnect after
And when I have a bad day I can listen to music and relax by the time I get home
Mhm that's good
I work partly remote from home and sometimes I have to be there physically, usually meetings and stuff
I hope its raining cuz then I can curl up and listen to the rain on metal roof
Oh boy meetings xD
My faaaavorite
I hate it when it's stuff they can send emails to smh
Was threatening to rain but it opened up
Nice!
Still dark here haha
I made it tho!! Its only like 20 till 0500 and then its just whenever days shows up
Doesn't rain much in Portugal which is actually a bit of a problem
Almost there
Rains decently here
Our interior is gonna dry up before the century's out
😬
Gottem

Awight bruv
Where's me damn bus
Gonna keep my mum and sister waiting 😬
...time go faster
You're waiting for the peasant wagon eh
time to fast 
Shit that reminds me
Yeah I uh sent it without thinking
I have to finish the Expedition today
Brain fog engaged
0450 
Lmao
you can do it
Its funny since I'm up so much later normally
I went back to bed and had a nap today
I need to know when the limit of nap is
😵
Before it becomes a sleep
morning naps make me feel like shit
Idk
the little hat
So I usually take two naps 

heart melting level: EXTREEEEEME 
Oh my god
The bus came
Doesn't go where I want it to
Apparently have to wait half an hour
Fk this
Can you not get an Uber?
I would currently go insane
Don't mind waiting
Just that I have people waiting for me
Might get an Uber tho at this point
I have no more patience 
my brain's still waking up. and i read: "i would gently go insane" 
Good thing
well time to warm up soup
My sis is also late getting ready so she can take her time now lmao
my soup cube
IM FREEEEEEEEEE
Lmao watch me stay up still lmao
Pls
they've made that doll show up in GTAO
need an emoji of that doll asap 
hell yeah, you want some milk 43
WHY IS IT IN GTAO
God I'm out of it
What is milk 43
its milk and liqour 43
Do they have these outfits in GTAO tho
tastes good
Can probably get similar tbh
oh ppl modding it
they make all sorts of silly things
Lol
tastes like vanilla milk but it has alcohol
i wish 😆 cuz redddd
Name drop
we used to drink that shit in class while playing cards
awww i member
eh strawberry milk for card games
I could never find it after that
I have Bailey's but I will likely pass
It's like all the strawberry milk in the world disappeared to remind me I'm not a child anymore 
Drive safe home, Thena 
yes driving safe is better than driving unsafe
Shut
Driving unsafe isn't allowed
well then you are fucked already
I need to watch that show
Those are the people you punch when you want to mash buttons on a controller, feel bad
Say no to controller violence
Air cat and ground owl cuddling
Undefeated combo
next time i should make soup Popsicles
soup cube
looks good
Do you just
Freeze them in cubes
Or is that somryting you buy like that
Something
nah it's leftovers
German
i filled it in there and froze it
Also why freeze, I make soup every week and put it in the fridge
Good for the whole week
Gotcha
What if he needs to do other German things and can't have the soup
you sure
E
"Karateci Kız" (English: Karate Girl) is a 1973 Turkish film. Directed by Orhan Aksoy, the cast includes popular Turkish actress Filiz Akın, and actor Ediz Hun.
I don't 
Classic
don't you hate it when the ad fucks the video up
nice!
Loafy
It's
Getting really dark and cloudy
And here I am in shorts and a shirt
Haha
Fml
you want some hot chocolate
your welcome that Liter of milk needed to go
that's why i am drinking milk 43 and hot chocolate
i wonder if i could do both
i am gonna put cocoa powder in my milk 43
brb
I am home safe; goodnight 
goodnight
hmm cocoa powder is good
tastes like regular cold chocolate but it has alcohol
Night
I saw a bunch of tards moaning about paying thousands at Salt Bae's restaurant in London.
Imagine being so much of a cunt that you knowingly go and eat at an overpriced restaurant of a social media influencer and not even a Michelin star restaurant.
Night Thena 
soup time
soup with kakao 43 sounds like a combo
@elder shale @mint spear you wanna do something later?
oh alright, i thought you would be home earlier
Most of the bill was wine. Steak was only £800. I might pay that for steak once in my life if it was good.
If it was that good yeah, still doesn't excuse the morons that went to eat at a fairground attraction restaurant and moan about the bill
They just do it to show off how much money they have and to be a little bitch
The kind of people that need a throat punch and piss in their shoes
I ate at Gordon Ramsay's burger place, I was well aware that he is a celebrity now and I may be disappointed in the food compared to other good burger places
can't until 8 or 9
@hexed sinew Message auto-deleted
First time I've seen the M8 close up
I won't be buying a new car for another year or so
Might get a Tesla
A bit. Especially considering there are tons of other ones out there with more features and/or cheaper.
"All the features of the Xbox controller" well that's not a high bar.
Even gamesir is cheaper, I think.
I have a Kishi and the GameSir X2
Releasing a Bluetooth peripheral that only works on Android and for XBOX games is pure shit
GameSir X2 is really good, if I had bought that first I wouldn't have bought the Kishi
But I do use my Kishi regularly for Remote Play and GFN
I just have phone clips, and my feizhee wee
I have a few clips
Used them when my mates come over and we played Shafowgun Legends on my alt accounts
These slidey button pads are interesting
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/154780007460372481/898189786555224114/DA13AF70A40D1E6C3C4D25C974593142.gif
Brave move, photographing an expensive car in public
What? YouTubers do it all the time.
They love selfies in front of other people's cars
Touchpaaad
It's the ends blud
just asking to be randomly searched
I had the GameShark one, didn't work on some games unfortunately but it was alright
How do you know it's a shotters car?
You 5-0?
have you told them you 'know people'
cats count
I know three cats on my street
😻
And there is one on my little stoner trail
Sits on top of a bin
Loves a good scratch
wow
This babe though
cat
cat looks tired of your bullshit tho
what did you do?
ugggggh time to go get stabbed again
Who's gonna shank you?
probably a squaddie
third covid dose
honestly just dying of covid might be faster and less painful
arms already hurt cause I was at a cardiac arrest yesterday and had to do some actual work
Than what, merely existing?
i bet you got some nice armses adam Be
hairy armses
gotta comb those i bet
dreads tbh
better
I feel a sketch coming on @clever vessel
AdamB at the arm wrestling world championship with one giant hairy arm
You could call it AdamB's Right to Bear Arms
For your improv troupe
Batmenom
@clever vessel
Beautiful
yes 100
precious baby
Did they give you a lollipop
No I got a sticker tho :3
i hate thorns
💦
trees will murder us
One of my movies predicted it
You're definitely nervous, your spelling is off.
Does it look like you jizzed yourself?
100% does
Oh man
I remember walking up to receive an award at school and my fly being undone
That's the worst embarrassment I've dealt with I think
If you hear of someone being done for indecent exposure at the kassam stadium.... hi

I have a coat so I can escape fine
Wearing a coat while sat in a waiting room screams sus tho

is it a trenchcoat?
I'm not an edge lord
Anna Fellaxis
@terse cargo change of plans, i'll be home in about half an hour
Yeah ok sure 😄

That's how @jovial dragon got all that money
Damn, you got me.
Getting spanked on Saturdays
^
Haha
What the heck
Going home
Yaaaaay
What the fuuuu lmao
she's all yours if you want, i can pass on your deets 😄
I would like a mother
Mmm no, would still have to keep working
😆
Wait twice a week
Thought it was twice a month
OK yes I want a sugar momma lmao
i want a woman to respect and love me for who i am
Wait no, that was me sorry
damn
😔 aw f
ef
same tbh
i want to live closer to Mung people
What people?
What are Mung people
Mung











