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i know my mum wanted a comb ๐
guy at work also wants the new harley davidson logo printed out
as a keyring
I said it could cut I didn't say it would be a useful tool... I have even made a knife out of a piece of wood before and had it sharp enough to cut halfway through a piece of paper before it didn't cut anymore... I get that it has no practical use all I said was you may be able to get it sharp enough to cut some things and that it won't hold that edge long... Also never said it would be very strong... Ever had paper cut?
That is awesome
Shit forgot to hit reply... Oh well I'm sure they will know what I'm replying to..
Yeah you could easily make one to cut soft things, could print out cutlery
Butter knife etc
True
print me custom gamepad bits obv
Decided where I'll get my tattoo
probably could
Just above the elbow as a wrap around design
I only really wear long sleeve stuff so it gives me a lot of wiggle room
@thick stump my humble suggestion for next print
What you getting?
Hi Cthuly
A vegvisir
A chemestree
Banned

What happened?
So this show '911' really gets your emotions going
And I have the power to make you never see this character the same again... https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
MWYAAAH
please note I do not own this video
Your welcome ๐คฃ
The way their faces move almost.looks cgi
Fr fr

Ffff



who and what joke
wow they aren't pog
I don't get it
Stabbed it

Right in time for the btb floght
Floght
Flight
bounce that boi?
Dang

time to go ask crash for some more

i have a youtube video playing that randomly says what da dog doin
so every like 2 minutes i get to hear that
Tried turning it off and on again?
You rang Sean?


Yo
Yo
I hope your friend enjoys their game ๐
i do too
RIP that guy in particular
i just personally dont see the point of getting a soccer game for 80 dollars every year
Yeah I understand what you mean, I don't either, but to each and their own lol

And bowling
I played a bunch of Tiger woods, forget which one though

On the fifa discord
I'm the bees knees at Mario golf
Lol
Yeah?
Joined just to get it lol
Sure
Don't have that one
Hell yeah, I best every course gold and the tournaments on 64
Nice
I like golfing IRL too
tho I'm not very good at it
Dad's a maniac for golf so I go with him
I've only been 3 or 4 times, not for me - though I do appreciate the skill involved
Used to play Mario golf, Mario Cart, snowboard kids, Battle Tanx, Legend of Zelda and smash brothers all the time
Irl I kind of mediocre at golf but I have hit it over 300y before
!!
Damn!
It was a match we had. Started to get dark and stormy, we were on a par 4, like 345 yards, drove it right to the edge of the green and it took me 4 more shots to get it in lol
The green was pretty large
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Only reason I know it went over 300 is those distance signs they have
Yeah
But I have a wicked damn hook when I go hard on the drives
Me too but I'm probably not going for another 2 hours
I'm gonna try - 5 would be fantastic
I don't get why people use 12 hours
Sleep well 
I use both.
australians have no such weaknesses as puny americans
while you sleep we hunt snakes
we are on the other side of the world
Internet is back for who knows how long
I know how long!
Till it goes off again :p ||which hopefully doesn't happen unless you reboot it||
Our home internet is down and has been most of the day... Suddenlink has gone way downhill in this area since hurricane Laura... they continued to charge my friend for his internet even though the internet was down for a couple months after hurricane Laura... And after we got it back have had nothing but issues...
Hi hungry, I'm mom
:p
Live changing this is.

XD
I love being an adult.
Why?
Because I can do what I want
I got my hospital bill too.
$120,000 if I didn't have insurance.
Fair enough. But with adulthood also come responsibilities... Like... Bills.. would much rather go back to my teen days of spending all day everyday out in the woods after school.... Then again I had a really shitty stepfather so... If I could go back not really sure I would....
Damn!
Most expensive hospital bill I ever had would have been around 20k I only had to pay 2k
Was for shoulder surgery a few years back.
I miss when I was like 8 and running around the woods at my grandmother's house beating the shit outta things with sticks while I pretended to be Aragorn ๐คฃ
I'm fairly used to the medical bills at this point.
I have a heart condition of sorts, so I'm used to it
Prolly. I hated having to pay bills... Wasn't the coming up with the money I hated.... It was actually paying them... Hated making the calls so much I would normally pay over on my electric water and gas by a few hundred bucks just so I wouldn't have to speak to them for a while....
Damn sorry to hear that.
I just let everything pay itself automatically if I can.
I never did auto pay because I was paranoid they would charge more than they were supposed to... Which they tried several times even paying over the phone... The difference is I can argue with someone on the phone... Much harder to get your money back after they have already taken it....
I mean, I wouldn't care if they did to be fair.
If it does become a problem, I pay people to fix that.
It's what an accountant is for.
Yeah I can't afford one of those
Not surprised....stuff like that isn't cheap.
To be fair tho?
Accountants are useless....to most people.
I just have so much going on financially I need one.
Accounts are a must if you win the lottery
Yup and I'm poor lol. Specially since my shoulder surgery... Bi polar disorder seemed to get worse after the surgery... I also have borderline personality disorder ADHD sever depression not caused by bi polar as in completely separate from depressive episodes cause by bi polar disorder sever anxiety actually have a couple different types of anxiety forgot what they were called and sever chronic insomnia.... I think that's it... I may be missing one... All that shit makes it hard to hold down a job... Most of this stuff is under control now... but even with our state having medical pot people tend to not hire you if you have that prescription... Can't take bi polar meds... They mess me up so bad I can't function can barley walk without stumbling and have really slurred speech... so yeah... Poor...
Holy paragraph.
Shit that's alot of words lmao
Guess I should have split that all up instead of just going for gold
Gold is always better.
Silver is okay too
Lol so I should have made that a 2 parter
I mean, in retrospect I physically couldn't for a second there but y'know....oh well
physicality is a myth
I can't really cook..
Astronomy Pic of the Day: The Central Milky Way from Lagoon to Pipe
Explanation: Dark markings and colorful clouds inhabit this stellar landscape. The deep and expansive view spans more than 30 full moons across crowded star fields toward the center of our Milky Way Galaxy. Cataloged in the early 20th century by astronomer E. E. Barnard, the obscuring interstellar dust clouds seen toward the right include B59, B72, B77 and B78, part of the Ophiuchus molecular cloud complex a mere 450 light-years away. To the eye their combined shape suggests a pipe stem and bowl, and so the dark nebula's popular name is the Pipe Nebula. Three bright nebulae gathered on the left are stellar nurseries some 5,000 light-years distant toward the constellation Sagittarius. In the 18th century astronomer Charles Messier included two of them in his catalog of bright clusters and nebulae; M8, the largest of the triplet, and colorful M20 just above. The third prominent emission region includes NGC 6559 at the far left. Itself divided by obscuring dust lanes, M20 is also known as the Trifid. M8's popular moniker is the Lagoon Nebula.
thanks gunter
glad you feeling better Pika
I would so squeeze him like a squeaky toy https://imgur.com/a/nndCwq3
Might be getting a pc boiiis
Yeah
Uh?
@mint spear HA
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Thing is, by now I'd have thought people weren't clicking them links anymore.
Yet here we are, almost daily bots/stolen accounts posting the same recycled links.
Crazy.
I feel like there must be more to it then
Them: "Oh dont buy that Horizon Collectors edition, it doesnt even have a physical copy" or "Pre-ordering games is wrong and supports something that doesnt exist yet!"
Me: Buys it anyways
So training taught me today that if any of something is reportable that >1 of that is not
What

my brain feels like a knot of worms while thinking about that
i think that they are trying to say that something is in favor of reporting a problem for example it carries more weight than something thats not in favor of reporting it, but that sentence makes my brain fucking melt
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

@elder shale https://youtu.be/y3FuCVz5rWw
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I haven't watched any of them
tony stark's one-liner could have been better
like "i disagree"
i mean if i were tony stark and this big purple dude was talking about how stuff happens and its sad but it does and then it turns out he's smelly and stupid and i have the macguffin, i would disagree with him for i have all the proverbial cards
Who's got the big stones now, eh?
NOT me.
I'm awake, but at what cost
5$
Totally worth it, you can go back to bed but then I have to charge again later
I'm okay with this
I wish it was Saturday already x.x
now that's a business, for 5โฌ i will ring your doorbell until you open travel costs charged separately
at least its friday already!
fank fuck fits Friday
Friday is the best day of the week for me.
Knowing that tomorrow I can do nothing and have the choice of staying up past my bedtime tonight.
if it wasn't for the fact I have to work today I would sleep for another 2 hours
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Its still my Thursday
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That's just not fair.
@prime cipher what do you mean Gunter dms you when you post? Got screens?
Is gunter gonna shush me again?
Kool
Im on mobile rn and the gunter bot sends me a warning notification but i cant find where theyre actually being sent
That is your 8th post, one got deleted because wrong channel - no others removed
That was just a ping
You sure?
Not a dm, and you should only have received one
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Yeah pretty much as fair as standing opening watch in the morning when 6 people are in for days on OT
Sounds like posting links they shouldn't haha
Gunter doesnt let you spam unapproved links
No mentions for them
Whenever i would try to post something it wouldnt appear and it would tell me off
Dm what you are trying
i don't see any recent delete alerts
Nope

You haven't posted a ton of times, no clue what you mean
Nothing was deleted because i couldnt even post anything
Lol
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Ye
Dubious at best
I was on mobile data and moved into wifi so it might have been a verification error
That wouldn't be Gunter, that would be clyde I think
Clyde is the silent assassin
yeah
Clyde is secretly part of a secret organization of Assassins dating back thousands of years
Very secretive
Clyde is a jerk. ๐ค
Clyde is Gunter's ex -roommates formers lover step cousin twice removed
What does that make them?
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I was trying to find the spaceballs one x.x
a gif
This is why MsA and Barky hired me! For my quick witty humor!
Not uncommon for swingers to be in the dark tbh.
Yes it's a gif of someone with white face paint and black rings around their eyes while swinging
Oh it's me?
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FFS
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dittch
Lights off is for cowards
I lack that level of confidence.
Fair
lights medium?
Mirror please
like with a dimmer switch, similar to the one installed in ny brain
Ohhhhhh
Don't mind him
What.. and I cannot stress this enough, the hell is that?

it looks like a sphinx cat with a bulbous nose
Real talk
Just like Loftus Road
Just wants a high five
Kept waiting for a high five
You suck
Never keep a lady waiting
@dusty magnet @limber fractal
Oo I like that
Slick af
That would not drive in most streets in Lisbon tho lol
Same for London
not for long at least
spuder says hi
that's just adorbz! 

Love that
Have some cool artwork
Too political for here innit
Shiiiiet
disgusting
Like your face
Definitely wouldn't have your trainers stolen wearing them out in public.
Safe option tbf
you'd get your ass kicked
My shoes got taken the other night because I allowed it to happen
Because they're sick
sick as in ugly
Not your face
Ah ok, I see.
interesting
How do you know I'm not into it
i know you are
Oh you're definitely into it
That's right sweet cheeks
Shoes came off so Gleam could get some toe action
Lmfao
Stealing that
I can't wait until I can turn my DM's off again tbh.
What
Awwww
I sent you one
Sup VodeCasco?
ROFL
Mfggfvgnknf4fhdh
I sent you toes
This is the cost of your Toe-talitarianism
Lmao
Toe-talitarianism*
Hannah Arendt's rolling in her grave at that misspell
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Toesco
Let them roll
ToeCostco
Hahahahaha
Be back soon 
He has to do adult things
Bye, have fun.
I hope he doesn't have fun
it bothers me that the panel at control point says "assume vent failure" and under the red light "when lit" cuz i can never read it right anymore ๐
So he can understand reality

I recently found a great planet in a T2 Econ and Conflict system. Is finding a Blue Ocean Blue Sky Red Grass world in that type of system rare?
Uh.
Yea ^
Welcome 
Can assign yourself a handful in #roles also.
They mostly have colour but no added perms.
With the "Top" Species ones is that like post level 55?
i can also mute you and that would change your colour 
Level 99
jk
Thena pls xD
Black isn't a colour.
Pass ๐คฃ
My phone died last night so I couldn't take pics of the restaurant, this place though
https://hide.co.uk/
Hide is a restaurant and bar by Hedonism Wines and Ollie Dabbous. Set over three floors, flooded with natural daylight and enjoying views across Green Park, Hide offers you the very best food and drink in a refined but relaxed setting

Go shopping
idk i cant see it
Expensive looking
Reminds me of this medieval themed restaurant I went in Sintra once
i think its hidden ๐คทโโ๏ธ
lemme find pics

Nate wtf. You know about that place but you still take me to Whetherspoons for our dates?

Open mic stand up soon eh
Lmao
yeah you could learn how unfunny i am
You're my cheap side bitch
@opaque tartan Well.... makes it official I guess. I'm going to take a long vacation.
that place is like... way too fancy for me i would feel awkward the whole time haha
but it is lovely
It's not as akward as it looks.
Stop
Balamory, nice.
Is that Portugal's answer to Disneyland?
no like i got a place with a doorman in san diego one time and i felt so awkward haha
too fancy
doorman was pretty cool tho
Sad
You'd leak like a colander if you went in a pool atm tbh.
I'm confused.
Fine, we'll just hit the bar first
I dunno what that is
The drinks were really good
That's dope AF.
Take me there, Nate
We can have a candle-lit dinner
Sure thing babe, I'll take you and Dittums
jeez
What!
you realize im like a punk right
So are all my best friends
Doesn't mean you can't appreciate fancy in your old age
You can rock up in your Doc Martens and nobody would care
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I'd feel like I was about to catch a train to Hogwarts whilst eating there.
You can do the fancy at any age.
Yeah but punks @jovial dragon
No.
I was taken to fancy places at 4 @elder shale
I hate parents who take kids who can't obviously be expected to be sitting down doing nothing for hours.
Botehrs everyone else.
Nah, even 4. Can drink alcohol at 4 years old supervised here in the UK.
So was I but it was pain.
I am always a good boy.
I was well behaved as a kid; i just always feel weird now in fancy places
We'd just have to distract you @silver mantle
Plus I'll be taking my two babes out
You won't be the awkward or weird one
Everyone else will be
Facts
I'm always the weird one lol
Thena
Probably get a comment on how fucking awesome your accent sounds though.
My shoes were taken two nights ago
Come again?
story of your life
"Ya accent is swell what what what"
It's London remember, nobody is allowed to look at other groups of people, like on the tube
I DON'T KNOW
my accent?
I have four pairs of shoes, so my shoes are staying on
Depends on the kind of shoes.
lol
No, mine
If he's like me, that shit probably gets expensive
I have some expensive ones
oh
Uh.
Who else are they talking about ding dong
Nate likes pissing in shoes, don't judge him.
Yeah
iunno
Oh shit I almost forgot
see ya soon 
Speaking of driving...
Bye Code, love you have fun and please be safe. ๐
wish i didn't have to drive an hour each way every day
I could be at Nates with an hours driving tbh.
Yeah but you have to stop often to collect yourself before you bask in my delightful aura
@elder shale you're my date stupid
You feature everywhere
๐ Not wrong, not wrong.
I wash daily. I'm nice and clean.
Like Robert Mugabe
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So the thing about this tea, it's made with this flower
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoria_ternatea
Clitoria ternatea, commonly known as Asian pigeonwings, bluebellvine, blue pea, butterfly pea, cordofan pea and Darwin pea, is a plant species belonging to the family Fabaceae.
In India, it is revered as a holy flower, used in daily puja rituals. The flowers of this vine were imagined to have the shape of human female genitals, hence the Latin n...
And the person that worked there told us that the Clitoria is very hard to find
Oh
That's why it's purple
After adding lemon water
I'd never seen anything like it before
And it tasted great
Across the street from Harrods
Ohhh, I know exactly where that is.
Harrods I mean.
So by that theory, I could get to that tea place decently easy.
I fucking won't though.
Take the missus
I'll add it to the list of possible date weekends.
If a roadman like me can do it
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I did the thing
https://imgur.com/gallery/ItfejUk
Lol
@night bobcat
Lol
spoodeR!
I wish I couldn't feel pain.
Easy
You ok Pika?
Just throw towards the pantry
No.
?

e
Stop whining about your adult responsibilities
I'm the only one that wipes the toilet seat
Wah wah wah
Okay time for drugs
ooh looks sophisticated. and puhrty. what's butterfly tea? no butterflies hurt in the making i hope? lol 
Not the kind you think
Clitoria flower
Very hard to find
Clitoria ternatea, commonly known as Asian pigeonwings, bluebellvine, blue pea, butterfly pea, cordofan pea and Darwin pea, is a plant species belonging to the family Fabaceae.
In India, it is revered as a holy flower, used in daily puja rituals. The flowers of this vine were imagined to have the shape of human female genitals, hence the Latin n...
i bet it is for you
Cease
I just take one look at you and I found it
LMAO
You're a beautiful flower

what a name
@night bobcat what did i tell you about stars aligning with that name? 
Dirty minded Ree
Lol
Red
i didn't say nut'n 
last night, there was a character named Cletus (spelled that way it seemed). had never heard the name. pronounced, Cleetus

Ty gleam
Yeah!
Failed
then there's the coords poster in#explorers-archive. now we got Clitoria flower.
I don't have that one

I think
Yea don't have it
i made up the name. seemed fitting lol
unpack?
Food is going bad
Groceries
Too much time talking
ooh nom

Tried talking him out of it
You lie
Logging that
i'm so hungry
That too

omg that is adorbz! must borrow 
love people not understanding physics
Overly descriptive xd
I'm going to throw a substance at someone.
i have a craving for some games
Thief!
game night hype

so far no OT

i didn't manage to make any maps tho
Phasmophobia game night when
Played some last time

maps can wait when we have Phasmo
I died
i don't mind phasmo yeah
Revenant hype
maybe I'll try VR xD
Oh god
i'll be scarier than the ghost
i want to get a VR headset but idk which one
Prepare for true horror
VR looks ridiculous so no worries
Yeah
Yea ik had a friend who played VR lol
i went in after the latest big update and it changed so much
i am finally over lvl 1000 though
So I keep hearing 
cabinets and lockers
and you NEED to turn anything electric off and be completely quiet
lvl 1000 is just the level a 6 year old makes up playing DnD
they added crying ghosts
it sounds creepy af
getting hunted and you just hear crying get closer and closer
that's me
lmao
yknow what I ain't done enough of? constantly say "DID YOU HEAR THAT?" and just videotape uncomfortably close to everyones faces
ahhhhh yes i love that
like a true ghost hunter
Yeah!
i need to watch ghost hunting shows again
OH FUCK

that's right I gotta play horror games
Yep
i have so many
Horror game night!
Lol
I'd have to pretend to be possessed ๐คฃ
Oh please do
The shirtless Zak memes are fucking gold
i remember seeing some buff ghost hunter dude who was like trying to show off his arms desperately
Was it Omar?
he died in The Wire
Noodles for dinner
Just the buffness ๐คฃ
its funny how biased i am
You are bad people
Chicken soup for my poor cold riddled body
like a dude has big arms and im like "cool" and then a chick has them and im like "take me"
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can you get up at 7am?
My time?
yeah your time

Lmao
Logging myself
Good afternoon Peoples
Hey grim
Hi
Are they going to tho? :(
Do you have a waterslide?
no idea
Yo dude
and no i dont have a waterslide
just feeling free
OOP
I got a pint for free last night
New Lower Decks episode is out
they better not give you OT
id rather have what i have at home
not always free
I hope you get OT with those guys that piss you off
Doom Patrol season 3 is good so far
i never get OT
it's so nice
Why
Because
I already have trouble going to sleep every night smh
lack of toes?
Lacktoes intorelant
FFS
xd

i can get one and then give it to you code; it'll be free for one of us

Fuck I stayed up too late
Hi Bee
How do you
accidentally
accidentally do shrooms
LMAO
It was an accident
they were on the table and i fell down and consumed them
Did you trip and your mouth landed on shrooms
Every time you wake up, breathe, blink. You are asking for it
Oh
Yes
Oh God
AND SO IT BEGINS
SPOOKY MONTH IS HERE BOIS
logging
Gonna pass, ty tho <3
I have a code burning in my pocket
Let him out
I already announced the most important part this morning ๐
Yea let me out
Doing your homework?
There'll be enough wood up there to last all winter
jfc
Only because there are mirrors that follow me around to make me look good
I'm actually revolting
Not as revolting as me โค๏ธ
Shut up
Shut up
shut fuck the up
night everyone
Gn
I'm boutta go buy so much redbull
I hope 10 is ok
10 is fine but the guy isn't
i'll have 1, maybe 2
these have been nice
Anyone here play halo?
Bee does
had some fun on halo reach a while back but never really showed anyone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVB0n09Murw
got a double hunter kill on a legendary campaign play through
nice
I have yet to complete the masterchief collection, got hung up on nms for the moment
Did you trip on the shrooms again
no but it was fucking weird last night dude
Lmao











