off-topic-bond-james-bond

[hallow isle]

the tears just make the victory sweeter

[elder shale]

L a n d

[zenith pebble]

i have a good dragon deck. can get one out... 3rd turn most of the time iirc? been a while since i played with it

[night bobcat]

This is my first deck so it definitely isn't anything but casual

[terse cargo]

the only question is commander or classic

[zenith pebble]

lol its not tears more just "how is this enjoyable for you? great you whooped me 3-0 against my $8 bear deck. good for u"

[elder shale]

Can I make a pig deck...

[zenith pebble]

probably tbh

[terse cargo]

probably

the question if you can find 100 pig cards

[elder shale]

I will make them if they don't exist

[terse cargo]

or somewhere close to that

[elder shale]

One little piggy

Two little piggies

[hallow isle]

https://status.wizards.com/

[terse cargo]

let's see

[hallow isle]

we'll never know

[zenith pebble]

lol a commander pig deck

[elder shale]

Who is Lhurgoyf

[night bobcat]

I'll do a wolf deck then

[zenith pebble]

who would be the commander

[elder shale]

Me.

Codevasco card

[terse cargo]

so after a a quick search there is apparently only one card in mtg named pig

[elder shale]

This must be rectified

[jaunty copper]

poopy

[elder shale]

Go back to Bloodborne pls

[zenith pebble]

werewolf deck can be super powerful and annoying

[terse cargo]

jeez that card is old

[zenith pebble]

yes

[night bobcat]

Yeah?

[zenith pebble]

i started playing during ice age

[night bobcat]

Sweet

Gonna eat some piggies

[zenith pebble]

yeah, my older brother has one and its annoying as all heck lol

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-pig-love-gif-15965861

[terse cargo]

tribal deck?

hold on

[night bobcat]

Not that one though, too cute

[terse cargo]

there you go

[zenith pebble]

i think most of the good werewolves are from Innistrad

[elder shale]

😦

[zenith pebble]

elf deck, tree deck

tree deck best green deck

[terse cargo]

nethroi

[night bobcat]

I really liked the shrine deck

Like, a lot

[zenith pebble]

i guess elf deck pretty fun too

[terse cargo]

god no

pls no

[night bobcat]

It's nasty

[zenith pebble]

infect deck anyone?

[night bobcat]

I don't even know what I'm doing really and still almost win with that

[terse cargo]

once again kais job

[zenith pebble]

one simple trick to start your opponent at 10hp!

idk what kais is

[night bobcat]

Oh

#other-games

[zenith pebble]

but i assume shadow decks also fall under that category

[night bobcat]

lmao

[terse cargo]

Kai is one of the mtg players

he plays that kinda stuff

[hallow isle]

plays a lot of cancer decks

[terse cargo]

yeah

he has a few bad ones

[zenith pebble]

i exclusively have bad ones 😆

i mean fun ones

ps - best format is booster draft, prove me wrong

[hallow isle]

#off-topic-bond-james-bond 👉👁️👄👁️👉 👈👁️👄👁️👈 #other-games

if 2 onions are 22p

and 3 onions are 32p

wtf

[night bobcat]

Lol

[hallow isle]

why has sainsburys put onions on a curve

4 onions are 43p

i cant even

[night bobcat]

Buy bulk!

So weird

11, 10, 11 - how much for 5

[hallow isle]

54p

loose onions are cheaper than bagged and you don't waste plastic. plus, I don't eat much.

100 onions are 10.80

must be doing some crazy rounding

also need to make sure the 100 onion request has cancelled properly

unless I want to become known to shop staff as 'that guy with all the onions'

@opaque tartan I've just been a victim of racial profiling

[opaque tartan]

Are you orange?

[hallow isle]

I will be once it arrives

and I eat it whole

[opaque tartan]

I do like a chocolate orange

[zenith pebble]

[opaque tartan]

Do you just bite into it or take it segment by segment @hallow isle

And why have you got all the onions

[hallow isle]

ever seen a snake eating?

[opaque tartan]

Deepthroat

[zenith pebble]

yes

[hallow isle]

added 100 onions to my shopping for testing

[mint spear]

👀

[opaque tartan]

Or whatever they call it when snakes eat

[hallow isle]

I'm hoping they cancelled properly

[opaque tartan]

100 onions

Dude we have food shortages, what if they send you all those onions

[mint spear]

Perfect excuse to build a makeshift cannon tbh.

[opaque tartan]

Or onion rings

Finger food round Adam's

CanapeB

[mint spear]

I don't know who Food is but if she's ok with it then that's fine.

[zenith pebble]

i think snakes call it eating 🤷‍♂️

[hallow isle]

I have a feeling I'd get a phone call

"Sir, the order says 100 onions"

[zenith pebble]

"theres no possible way its a mistake, look, its right here, on the invoice"

[opaque tartan]

Are you the banker from Deal or No Deal

[mint spear]

I dunno, I ordered 15 bags of rice and didn't get a phone call.
Poor guy at the door asked if I really meant to order that many.

[hallow isle]

they've called before. to tell me the driver had covid

I told them to keep the shopping

[opaque tartan]

Big bags or microwave packs?

[zenith pebble]

15 50lb. bags

[opaque tartan]

If the food had COVID would they give you a discount

[mint spear]

2kg packets.

[opaque tartan]

Shit

At least you're stocked up

Uncle Roger is proud

We get the 5kg bags of rice

[hallow isle]

I tells ya...people who bulk buy. I won't name the people. But I'd say at least half the time I end up moving multiple 10kg sacks of chapati flour to mobilise a patient.

[mint spear]

5kg would last me as long as 100 onions would last tbh.

[hallow isle]

What do they do with it all

[mint spear]

It's a symptom of war times tbh.

[hallow isle]

and why do they end up passed out in amongst sacks of chapati flour

[opaque tartan]

Gujaratis?

[mint spear]

Stock up dry foods to make sure they got food to last a year or so.

[opaque tartan]

You need plenty of atta man!!!

[hallow isle]

😄

[opaque tartan]

Then

Pakoras

[terse cargo]

they cover themselves in oil and sprinkle it on top to roleplay a croissant

[opaque tartan]

Can't argue with that

[hallow isle]

I know the reasons really, I helped someone and their 4 sacks of chapati flour move house

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha

You have a brown friend!

You're not the racist we thought you were

[hallow isle]

ikr

[opaque tartan]

You have A brown friend

[hallow isle]

it is literally just the one

[mint spear]

Token friend, I see.

[opaque tartan]

You're not allowed more

You get a quota

[hallow isle]

the countryside is very very white

[opaque tartan]

I know

Oh I know

Walk into a pub and everyone stops talking

[hallow isle]

k shopping done

we having tacos

cause fuck cooking properly this week

[opaque tartan]

Crunchy or soft tortilla?

Flour or corn?

[hallow isle]

crunchy

corn

[opaque tartan]

You may pass

You have chosen

Wisely

[hallow isle]

none of that old el paso rubbish either

[opaque tartan]

Have you ever made a crunchwrap?

[hallow isle]

nope

googling

[opaque tartan]

You put the crispy ones in them

Wrap it in a soft one

Pan fry

Diddy done bruv

[hallow isle]

This is genius

it solves the problem of a taco disintigrating

[opaque tartan]

Can I replace your one brown friend now?

[hallow isle]

sure, why not

she has a kid though, so you'd better make sure you're willing to deal with that

[opaque tartan]

Wait what

I'm replacing her

[hallow isle]

think it's like 10 though

[opaque tartan]

Not adopting a family

[hallow isle]

so basically ready to move out

[opaque tartan]

Hahahah

Just like when they sent us down the mines eh

Does this friend send you food?

[hallow isle]

ok, added some flour tortillas

nope

[opaque tartan]

Or do you just keep them around to understand references?

[hallow isle]

I don't trust other peoples cooking

work with 'em

[opaque tartan]

Ooooh

I just thought you need to be reminded what bhenchod was

I think that's why my friends keep me around

[hallow isle]

lmao

why do you need a word for that

[dusty magnet]

That looks delicious

[hallow isle]

is it a situation that occurs often enough a special word is needed

[opaque tartan]

Madachod aswell

[dusty magnet]

Fuzzy comrade

[opaque tartan]

Looks like you

[hallow isle]

separated at birth

[opaque tartan]

Time to celebrate
https://youtu.be/JW4l97lQYC0

[lucid granite]

Bee pics?? At this time of day??

bee sending unsolicited bee pics 😳

[dusty magnet]

😎😎

[lucid granite]

😳 😳 😳 😳 😳

[dusty magnet]

Oh you said unsolicited

😳

[lucid granite]

lookin kinda fresh do' ngl 😳

that looks like an ikea

i think this was an ikea

[dusty magnet]

It was a pet store

I think

[lucid granite]

i guess that kind of formal wear is allowed at pet stores

[opaque tartan]

@clever vessel

[silent wagon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Xe3BsNIgs

[clever vessel]

dang mang

[clever vessel]

hey when tf did you turn into a giraffe

Troy Gustafson, Disney animator, passed from Leukemia

i had him as a professor for a term

[jaunty copper]

Bummer

[opaque tartan]

@clever vessel sorry for your loss bruv

[clever vessel]

was a great professor

wish i had him for more classes

[dusty magnet]

Tomorrow

[opaque tartan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pEzX8rXzzps?feature=share

[clever vessel]

nice congrats

hey can you hide blocked messages?

i see “blocked message” from someone i blocked and would rather not see that

[opaque tartan]

You blocked me?

[clever vessel]

no o

[opaque tartan]

😢

[mint spear]

We all did Nate.

Sorry.

[opaque tartan]

Alright

[clever vessel]

wouldn’t that be terrible?

[opaque tartan]

No

[clever vessel]

if you found out everyone blocked you

[opaque tartan]

Nah I'd be alright with it

[clever vessel]

i would be distraught

[opaque tartan]

Then if I'd call you all cunts none of you would know

Just not zug

[clever vessel]

lol

[lucid granite]

so i'm watching a stream, and i've been subbed for like 17 months, and my sub ran out today, and someone gifted like 5 subs and one was given to me... my 18 month sub was randomly gifted to me...

[opaque tartan]

Noice

[mint spear]

I hope you said thank you.

Or not, I don't care really.

[opaque tartan]

Manners?

[mint spear]

I'm not your Dad, do what you want.

[opaque tartan]

This isn't Downton Abbey mate

[mint spear]

lmao

[lucid granite]

i did

[mint spear]

🙌

I watch Nate live sometimes.

Not streaming, just peeking through his window.

[opaque tartan]

Peeping Hex

OMFG

They made caramel latte Daim

It's amazing

[mint spear]

I haven't had a Daim bar in years.

[opaque tartan]

Daim milkshake man

[mint spear]

What!

[opaque tartan]

And the ice cream

[mint spear]

wtf am I missing out on here? god damn.

[opaque tartan]

You can have anything in milkshakes

Mix Daim and Bueno

Like a fkin Don

[mint spear]

😩

[opaque tartan]

Blitz it with some ice cream

Dun kno

[mint spear]

Man, when we get married I'm gunna eat so much junk food.

[opaque tartan]

Totally

[mint spear]

Gunna be mad.

[opaque tartan]

Were just gonna eat ourselves to death

I'm back in the gym when my foot is healed though

I'll drag you

[mint spear]

THought of it is tiring me out.

[opaque tartan]

KitKat and Daim milkshake

Need to calm my tits

[mint spear]

Hahahaha

Go to the gym and treat yourself to a milkshake after your workout.

[opaque tartan]

I need to buy protein shakes again

Wah

Gotta look good for our wedding

@clever vessel

[spare harbor]

I hate you

I WANT THAT NATE!

[opaque tartan]

MAKE IT

[spare harbor]

I can

I WILL!

[opaque tartan]

YES

Share with your loved ones

[spare harbor]

I always have all those ingredients in my house.

[opaque tartan]

I usually have potatoes

[spare harbor]

Hrmm

[opaque tartan]

Hehe

[spare harbor]

I mite modify this recipe

[opaque tartan]

Then post it in #no-mans-steak🥩

[spare harbor]

I have some leftover taco meat

[opaque tartan]

Oh yes

[spare harbor]

Yeah, easy modification

Potatoes are amazing, you can substitute anything breadlikes with them

Wait a minute!

POTATO TACOS!

Wahaha

Same concept, except a circle of potatoes

[opaque tartan]

The keto tacos are pretty good

[spare harbor]

potato taco shell

[opaque tartan]

Fried cheese shell

[spare harbor]

mmmmm

Ive had that

[opaque tartan]

So good

So greezy

[spare harbor]

hehe

I actually got lucky, lady next to where I work was growing peppers

I had all kinds of pepper int he meat

but the real special one, paprika peppers!

Super sweet

[opaque tartan]

I love peppers

Especially when you blister the skin on a grill

[spare harbor]

Really unusual to see paprika not dried lol

Oh heck yeah

[opaque tartan]

Or on skewers for kebab

[spare harbor]

I have a feeling you and I would make a glorious dinner together

[opaque tartan]

Hex is gonna get jealous

Watch it

[spare harbor]

Ok, now the test, what would we drink with these potato tacos?

[opaque tartan]

I wouldn't mind a beer or root beer but

Jarritos

[spare harbor]

hahaha

yes

Rootbeer is a yes too

I am a huge rootbeer fan

[opaque tartan]

The guava jarrito

I love root beer

I got the root beer Mike & Ike's

Last week

Have to stop myself getting ten packs

[spare harbor]

hehe

I have a lot of craft brewries to buy from

homemade rootbeers

they arent really soda, so much as a actual short beer

tastes the same, with a pop

Not really much more then 1 percent alch.

but its enough youll notice it in the taste

[opaque tartan]

I have to stay away from beer now I think

Got a little belly goin on

@dusty magnet

[dusty magnet]

LMFAO dumbass turtle

He sucks at that game

[civic ferry]

to be fair, it's a pretty crummy game

spend a half hour at it, and you can mostly guarantee at least a tie

[void plank]

Bee and Nate what do yalls names say?

[opaque tartan]

NateGoregasm

[void plank]

Fair enough

[elder shale]

HentFopera3m

[void plank]

I'm not imaginative enough to change my name as often as y'all do lol.

[civic ferry]

people change names?

[void plank]

Hell I had to get help just to come up with grimmcreefer.... Started out as the grim reefer but was of course already taken then another friend suggested ReeferMcGrim and I just changed it around to what it is now because reeferMcGrim sounds off...

Before that I only ever used REA93R as my name but it was taken on PSN so I was kinda stuck for days trying to think of a new name when I switched to playstation...

[dapper copper]

https://youtu.be/h85DJcvKhv8

[elder shale]

🥚

Also loud birb

[dusty magnet]

Bee

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/hovering-national-honey-bee-day-a-bumblebees-buzz-is-basically-a-superpower-today-i-learned-flying-gif-23010565

[slim pier]

https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1441157649022664704?s=20

MachinePix (@MachinePix)

Wooden crate assembly machine. https://t.co/uTbybVsDIW

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 9:48 PM

my settlement making boxes for the 12 welding soap it ships out to my doorstep every day

[opaque tartan]

@dapper copper

[spare harbor]

I did this

I generally hate birds, well, they dont like me anyways

Except I helped a bird that broke its neck heal

I miss that birb

Btw, making a neck brace for a hawk is hard LOL!

[dapper copper]

Feral pidges are the same as feral cats and dogs for me.

They were bred by humans, introduced everywhere by humans, and then abandoned when they were no longer useful and then considered a pest.

[silent wagon]

https://twitter.com/ign/status/1441168719821131790?s=21

IGN (@IGN)

BREAKING: A Mario animated movie is coming to theaters Holiday 2022 starring Chris Pratt as Mario, Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, Jack Black as Bowser, Keegan-Michael Key as Toad, and Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong. #NintendoDirect

Likes

171

Twitter · Sep 23, 2021, 10:32 PM

[mint spear]

https://futurism.com/a-team-of-scientists-just-made-food-from-electricity-and-it-could-be-the-solution-to-world-hunger

[elder shale]

Anyaaaaa

[dusty magnet]

holy balls im tired

[mint spear]

i want to know what is stoping them from mass producing food sythesizers .... its been over 4 years since that article i posted

an expensive one that is like a fridge that can make exquizite meals .... and one to feed the hungry and in need that is portible and cheep like a smart phone

[dapper copper]

There's also meat grapes. Grapes that had been made into cellular skeletons and seeded with muscle cells that then grow in the shape of a grape.

[weak nimbus]

https://i.imgur.com/rTnTbSk.jpeg

[elder shale]

I hate it.

You had one job person.

[dusty magnet]

makes sense

[weak nimbus]

Speaking of jobs...wtf is happening here?

https://i.imgur.com/xHXuQXP.mp4

aside from OSHA violations

[elder shale]

Weldie man do weldie things, backs away quickly, then hammer man hammer things, then shwooosh science magic happens and there's pretty sparklies all over.

As scientific an explanation as any, mm yes.

[weak nimbus]

Oh.

So that's how Tinkerbell was born?

Got it!

...[checks calendar]

It's not April 1st

[clever vessel]

cool stuff

also

i put Blue Stilton on a Baconator and it is amazing

[weak nimbus]

Can you taste it through all that grease?

I should buy fancy cheese soon

my life is pretty crappy right now and I need something to make me appreciate being alive

[clever vessel]

yes it improves the flavor of everything

yes you should

[dapper copper]

Pigeons!

Kinda odd looking-

Dear god

[clever vessel]

polygons

polygeons

[dapper copper]

Pigegons

[elder shale]

Columba livia domestica polygonica

[clever vessel]

@opaque tartan https://www.instagram.com/p/CUIaJCopZuf/?utm_medium=copy_link

[limber fractal]

lol that's way too cool! i love it 🟪

[elder shale]

https://imgur.com/QH2UQ7p

[mint spear]

Wabungus

[safe path]

Birb

[hallow isle]

/r/birdsarentreal

[jaunty copper]

Flat Bird Society

[dusty magnet]

i just found a certain illicit plant seed on my desk

[void plank]

I have a couple hundred of those tbh 🙂

Can't do shit with them but still...

[sweet tendon]

Cannot stand Nintendo

Love their games, but hate how they anal their customers.

And I'm not even a negative person usually.

Honestly, it just sucks.

[void plank]

I know someone who hates them too... But only because they downloaded a switch game illegally and there home internet was shut off because of it.. Nintendo actually complained about it... Guess I can't blame them... I can understand downloading old nes roms but not a new game..

[sweet tendon]

Nintendo fucks its fans over so so much.

I do not understand why people eat the company up so much.

[safe path]

o.o

[sweet tendon]

The amount of times Nintendo has DMCA'd streamers/competitive events for its games has been pretty staggering.

[dusty magnet]

downloading infinite 😎

[elder shale]

So like

you're never gonna finish it then D:

[dusty magnet]

sadge 😭

[elder shale]

it's ok

have a pua gif

https://tenor.com/view/disney-moana-pua-pig-rug-gif-15759772

[dusty magnet]

😄

Hi pua!

[mint spear]

what happened to this place being called gleam

[lucid granite]

gleam day ended

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-moana-pua-hei-hei-pig-gif-15757719

[lucid granite]

me

[lucid granite]

ugh i'm feeling ugh

[fickle obsidian]

plus their official events & general competitive scene support is an absolute joke

[thick stump]

Nintendo show didn't go well then?

[lucid granite]

I thought it was fine, just not much interesting stuff besides the Mario movie

[fickle obsidian]

They're just being jerks renting people's childhoods back to them, instead of just selling them at a reasonable price

[lucid granite]

really dislike that, but i really wanna play those zelda games

[silent wagon]

Behold, the way Nintendo makes money

[lucid granite]

yup

[fickle obsidian]

literally just install an emulator

[lucid granite]

see, i would, but idk how

[silent wagon]

Nobody actually likes Nintendo, they're just the sole platform with the games

[fickle obsidian]

get a used 3DS and the ports

[lucid granite]

i think i have a 3ds in my basement

[fickle obsidian]

then at least you have copies of the games

[silent wagon]

There's decent Wii U emulators (for BotW) and great N64 emulators out there

[lucid granite]

i have a wii u 2 feet away from me

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-pig-polite-pig-gif-19479377

[lucid granite]

but i hate the controller for that thing

[fickle obsidian]

I can easily recommend the 3DS ports of Ocarina of Time & Majora's Mask

[silent wagon]

DS emulators are easy af to find. Hell, they're even on the Google Play Store 😆

[fickle obsidian]

you can use Wii controllers with it, including Wii pro controllers

[lucid granite]

also really dislike wii controllers

i've been spoiled by switch controllers which feel quite nice imo

[zenith pebble]

i forgot wii u existed until now

[silent wagon]

Use emulators on pc

And whatever controller works with them

You can play BotW in 4k 60 FPS on pc 😆

[fickle obsidian]

Which Switch controllers? Some of them are fairly similar to Wii pro controllers

[lucid granite]

The basic switch controllers that come with the switch

the two joycon things

[fickle obsidian]

gotcha

[silent wagon]

Tfw the furthest you'll go with Nintendo these days is downloading GBA games to play on your phone, lol

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-moana-pua-pig-drip-gif-15757504

[fickle obsidian]

But honestly if you look up RetroArch it's probably the easiest to set up. You download it, go down the cores, i.e. console emulators, pick N64 or whatever, download that, then once you have the relevant games you just run them through that

[zenith pebble]

only nintendo game i currently have is super mario run

[silent wagon]

RetroArch is wild

[lucid granite]

do you need to actually own a copy of the games?

[fickle obsidian]

Technically yes but practically no

[lucid granite]

i have no idea how i would take a cartridge and let an emulator know i own it

[silent wagon]

Lol

Fuck that

[fickle obsidian]

I personally emulate what I own, but there's people that are nice and share

[lucid granite]

most of what i owned was lost several years ago

all in a bag in a random parking lot

er, a case thing

idk what it's called

[fickle obsidian]

But we can't technically promote that here because corporate influences

Suffice to say, to a degree it's a gray area

If what you're after is basically abandonware at this point, like say, Freelancer, it's kinda okay to point ppl to that since there's next to no legal way to get it anyway

[silent wagon]

Just download the shit, fuck Nintendo

[fickle obsidian]

which is also the case with a lot of niche games on old consoles so yeah

[zenith pebble]

time to find a good emulator for atari jaguar

[lucid granite]

i just wanna play some zelda

majora's mask is still my dream game to play

[fickle obsidian]

got some of that cult classic ||legend of Zelda?||

[lucid granite]

some day, my love

[silent wagon]

Play on pc

[zenith pebble]

majoras mask was confusing

[lucid granite]

majoras mask looks very confusing and that's what is drawing me in

[fickle obsidian]

if you can yeah, feel free to DM if you want more direct guidance

[zenith pebble]

or i got way off the beaten path somehow

[lucid granite]

i'm downloading retroarch just to see what it is

may not be what i'm after, i could've asked more questions, but oh well

[fickle obsidian]

Original Majora's Mask basically expected you to take down notes to get through it in some ways, lol

[silent wagon]

Best emulator on the planet

[fickle obsidian]

The 3DS version was nice enough to just track stuff in-game

RetroArch isn't an emulator in itself, but it's damn good stuff

[silent wagon]

If you get lost on how to use RetroArch there's plenty of "RetroArch for Dummies" guides out there

On that note, back to work I go

[fickle obsidian]

Mmhm, don't let ppl rope you into thinking you need to do all manner of advanced configs

Generally it works pretty well even with the defaults, and once you get more comfortable then you can toy with tweaking stuff

[lucid granite]

this app seems useless if i have no games to pair with it

[silent wagon]

You download the games

From certain websites

[lucid granite]

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Perseid Outburst at Westmeath Lookout

Explanation: This year an outburst of Perseid meteors surprised skywatchers. The reliable meteor shower's peak was predicted for the night of August 12/13. But persistent visual observers in North America were deluged with a startling Perseid shower outburst a day later, with reports of multiple meteors per minute and sometimes per second in the early hours of August 14. The shower radiant is high in a dark night sky in this composite image. It painstakingly registers the trails of 282 Perseids captured during the stunning outburst activity between 0650 UT (02:50am EDT) and 0900 UT (05:00am EDT) on August 14 from Westmeath Lookout, Ontario. Of course the annual Perseid meteor shower is associated with planet Earth's passage through dusty debris from periodic comet 109P/Swift-Tuttle. The 2021 outburst could have been caused by an unanticipated encounter with the Perseid Filament, a denser ribbon of dust inside the broader debris zone.

[lucid granite]

holy crap

i've just uncovered a loooonnnnggg forgotten memory

[fickle obsidian]

you were an ancient pharaoh that saved the world?

[lucid granite]

well yeah but i never forgot about that

[mint spear]

Cleopatra

[lucid granite]

there was this old zelda game i had on one of my ds's

[zenith pebble]

mark anthony

[lucid granite]

a long long time ago, but i always liked it

but then i lost it, and i couldn't remember it's name

i kinda just admitted defeat after a while and assumed it didn't exist, cause i never saw mention of it anywhere

but i just, after all these years, found it.

[zenith pebble]

dope

[mint spear]

Well which game is it

[void plank]

Still have my carts for both the N64 Zelda games. And my original link's awakening cart and my a link to the past cart.

[lucid granite]

Uhh Phantom Hourglass

[mint spear]

Nice

Never played a Zelda game but nice

[fickle obsidian]

love when i remember good nearly forgotten stuff

[lucid granite]

oh my gosh it's all rushing back to me

the weird purple fog

the first island that i could never get past

[void plank]

My link to the past cart is actually my cousins that died of cancer when I was 8... The only profile name on it when I got the cart was HOPE..... Still have that account saved in that cart too if the battery has not died in it yet....

[zenith pebble]

cancer is big dumb, sorry dude

[dusty magnet]

Henlo Brad

[civic ferry]

The main issue with the DS Zelda's was the usual Nintendo issue

"Oh, it has a touchpad. Gotta do everything with touchpad! (And mic)"

[void plank]

Didn't you even have to 7se the touchpad to move around in the D's Zelda games...

[civic ferry]

Exsctly

And make a circle to roll, iirc

[void plank]

I don't think you could use the D pad on it to move around in one of them for sure...

[civic ferry]

They did this on star fox too

[void plank]

Yup....

Then I guess I won't be playing star fox...

[civic ferry]

I'd argue it was a bigger turnoff than the Strategy map

[void plank]

Starfox 64 was nice. Until I tried to play it again recently.... Has the frame rate always been really low in that game?

[civic ferry]

Basically each mission was a turn based strategy game vs ships/missiles attempting to shoot down the barge they replaced the great fox with

Oh, yes. Yes it was.

[void plank]

I don't remember it being that bad lmao

[civic ferry]

Contacting an enemy sent the controlled ship into a very short rail/all range mission

[void plank]

And that sounds pretty shitty

[civic ferry]

Command was a crummy game

Enemies reaching the barge would cause a mission failure.

[void plank]

Yeah I'll stay away from that... I can get pretty impatient with stuff like that. Don't really like turn based games anyway.

Final fantasy legends was a decent turn based game still have my cart of that one too lol... And I enjoyed a few of the dragon warrior games. 1 was the first one I played I think I was 6 or 7 years old... Did not beat it until I was 17... Didn't really play it all that much as a teen either though.

2 was kinda nice too if I remember I never actually owned 2 but borrowed it from someone once because I couldn't find it in any stores.

And I just thought about this... All this goes in other games doesn't it... 🤦‍♂️

[sterile tartan]

Technically still off topic. As long as there's no other convos happening pretty much fine

[thick stump]

I see, I'll have to check it out later unless it's not worth watching lol

[sterile tartan]

Oops I'm not a mod any more... Still lmao

[void plank]

Hey still good information

I really need to start thinking about that before I start typing...

Bad habit of just posting everything in off topic... I have started to go to no man's sky for no man's sky stuff though

[sterile tartan]

See, that's something at least

[void plank]

But also have a bad habit of asking for help in no man's sky instead of nms help.... So there's that

[lucid granite]

do people actually use nms-help?

[void plank]

Yup

I have been directed to it several times lol... And most of the time I get the answer I'm looking for.

[thick stump]

I don't see a problem unless chat is busy then it becomes more important to keep things more on topic

[lucid granite]

i've never been redirected

people just answer me

i usually don't ask too in-depth questions

[void plank]

I have here and in no man's sky.

[thick stump]

Ye the guys who spend all the time helping in nms help are a godsend

[void plank]

Yup

[elder shale]

Brad

[dusty magnet]

Brad

[void plank]

Because of the guys in there I was finally able to get an S class freighter after playing more than 200 hours (at the time) and not being able to find one.... Took a couple hours of doing what they said but better than another 200 I guess.

[elder shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878278378166312960/890762833858531378/unknown.png

[lucid granite]

ergh i need sleep

[elder shale]

Go

[lucid granite]

ok fine

but only cause i like you

gn peeps

[mint spear]

Goodnight, sleep tight.

[terse cargo]

is that total war?

[elder shale]

Yea, Three Kingdoms.

[magic cloak]

what game

[elder shale]

😐

[magic cloak]

who wanna see volcano

[magic cloak]

reminds me of the jar jar bink war on naboo

[magic cloak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx_b1ED2bk8

[twin tendon]

I AM COVERED IN MOSQUITO BITES

AND THE ANTI-ITCH CREAM ISN'T WORKING AT ALL

I AM GOING TO DESCEND INTO MADNESS

[silver mantle]

*descend

[twin tendon]

OH, HECK, TYPO, SORRY AND THANK YOU (:

ALSO MY KEYBOARD IS CURRENTLY STUCK ON CAPS AND I WANT TO CRY. I SEEM REALLY AGGRESSIVE ;^;

[mint spear]

😌

[warped acorn]

Lmao wanna see a time traveller

https://mobile.twitter.com/general_sthe/status/1263574650468122629?s=21

StheGeneral (@general_sthe)

I'm calling it now, the Mario Bros movie will NOT have Charles Martinet play Mario for no reason and cast someone like Chris Pratt

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In the new illumination Mario bros movie Chris Pratt is playing Mario, charlie day as Luigi, Keegan Michael key as toad, Taylor joy as peach, Seth Rogan as donkey Kong, Fred armisen as cranky kong and jack black as Bowser. What a cast

[jaunty vector]

thats kinda scary lol

[mint spear]

I hope it flops tbh.

(It won't though)

[keen perch]

i have faith in it tbh

mostly becuase the one film we do have is like 30 years old and really shit

[silver mantle]

I can't even imagine a Mario movie

Like I absolutely have never cared about the plot in those games its just a platformer so a movie has nothing for me

[magic cloak]

imagine a platformer movie

where everything is like a platformer game but its in movie format

and live action

[mint spear]

😩

[magic cloak]

and its mario

[silent wagon]

The last Mario movie was.....something

[silver mantle]

Watch a no commentary playthrough

[keen perch]

thank god this new film isnt live action

[silent wagon]

Yeah I think they learned their lesson from last time 💀

[keen perch]

i mean i have faith in this film as its made by despicable mes studio

and the cast isnt that bad for voice acting

[silver mantle]

But Mario is literally just run through a bunch of levels to save peach from bowser

And the fun part is playing the levels

[keen perch]

thats what the film will be but with comedy

and a twist

[silver mantle]

Sounds awful

[silent wagon]

Yoshi being a T-Rex in the first movie was top tier comedy

[silver mantle]

I'm trying to imagine it

[keen perch]

key seems like a good choice for a comedic toad tho

toad is the only one i can imagine

[silent wagon]

Best Yoshi 🤣

[opaque tartan]

@silver mantle

@silent wagon RIP Bob and Dennis

[elder shale]

yum

cheesecake

[opaque tartan]

Not just any cheesecake

Japanese Jiggly Cheesecake

[silver mantle]

I mean ive seen the old Mario bros movie I just think the new one sounds terrible

[elder shale]

It's 10 am I haven't slept

I should probably sleep

[opaque tartan]

Old one was kinda bad at points too

Leguizamo though

[opaque tartan]

That was me yesterday, I worked through the day and got an early night

[elder shale]

Yea that's what I'm trying to do

Crashing pretty hard tho

[opaque tartan]

Felt like I was gonna die

[silver mantle]

I think ive had this cheesecake tbh

[opaque tartan]

You've had.....jiggly cheesecake

Damn you

I've never had anything this jiggly apart from jelly

[mint spear]

👀

[magic cloak]

lmao

[opaque tartan]

Crème brulé

That's not jiggly but it looks similar

[magic cloak]

i cant belive the quality in it lol

[opaque tartan]

It's a little jiggle

[magic cloak]

why is it shot like a movie

[opaque tartan]

Because it's an ASMR video

It needs to be

I just don't like the slurpy ASMR

[silent wagon]

"at points"

[opaque tartan]

DUDE

When I was growing up and was out of proportion

My mates called me Goomba from the Mario Movie

[silent wagon]

[keen perch]

a fellow brit

[opaque tartan]

Tuga

[elder shale]

There's more than one country in the same timezone, imagine that.

[opaque tartan]

You offended his empire

[keen perch]

i mean theres 4 countrys in britain so its a logical choice

[silver mantle]

I'm up with Europe and not even from

[elder shale]

Go sleep

[silver mantle]

I'm at work yo

[opaque tartan]

Hahaha

[elder shale]

Sleep at work

ez

[keen perch]

brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[opaque tartan]

Nap at work

[keen perch]

i too am at work

[opaque tartan]

Fire starts

[silver mantle]

But I sleep during the day

[elder shale]

I'm not

vacation

[silver mantle]

3rd shift

Thought about staying home again but here I am

[keen perch]

finding out theres a country called togo

[silver mantle]

I just wanna sleep like 12 hours xD

[keen perch]

oh its a french colony in africa

[opaque tartan]

A lot of them were

[keen perch]

you have all weekend for that

[mint spear]

It's 11am and i finished work

[silver mantle]

I sleep 9-12 hours a lot

[opaque tartan]

I get 4-6

Sometimes 2

12 hours

[mint spear]

I have to wait at least an hour so i can go home

[terse cargo]

i sleep like 6 but on my own terms

[keen perch]

restful sleep maybe idk 1 hour

[silver mantle]

Beauty sleep; explains a lot

[mint spear]

Boring shit

[opaque tartan]

Ahahahahaha

What you trying to say?

[keen perch]

explains why im fuck ugly

[silver mantle]

Yeah Kai that's every day for me but its 6 hours of waiting

[mint spear]

I have a lot of those days too hahaha

[terse cargo]

i have to give my work a time i want to work just so i can proceed to not work at that time

[keen perch]

[terse cargo]

because that makes sense

[mint spear]

Soon you'll be able to not work in your own home

[silver mantle]

Ive never done that

[terse cargo]

well the thing is they use a online tool for hour counting and i have to give them hours i want to work at

[keen perch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/puawfy/my_25f_boyfriends_23m_unhealthy_hatred_of_chris/ regarding the mario movie

[silver mantle]

I see relationship advice and I'm out

[mint spear]

Yep

[terse cargo]

but i am essentially not working hours because i work whenever i get an order and then do that shit

[mint spear]

Relationship fanfiction

[silver mantle]

I'll just say my default "break up then"

[terse cargo]

same

[keen perch]

"Now he is a huge nintendo fan and was looking forward to the mario movie. When he heard chris Pratt would be voicing mario though he had a tantrum where he ended up breaking his switch as a result. I tried to calm him down but he childishly accused me of supporting chris Pratt (I don't have a strong opinion of him either way) and ordered me to leave once I did not agree with his rants."

[silver mantle]

[keen perch]

imagine being an adult

[terse cargo]

i can't do relations with people well anyway

[mint spear]

"ordered me to leave"

LMAO

[silver mantle]

Just break up

[mint spear]

What even is his problem with Chris

That's what i need to know

[silver mantle]

If you need advice with something this meaningless then you aren't ready for a relationship

[mint spear]

Poorly written story

[silver mantle]

Pretty simple

[keen perch]

I did try finding out the reason but all he said was that he hated his acting and that he made a mockery of acting in general.

imagine hating andy dwyer

[terse cargo]

Kai is out here rating your reddit post

[silver mantle]

I literally don't care about celebrities but I also gave up on movies

[mint spear]

I just want to see Shang Chi

[terse cargo]

i can't remember their names anyway

[mint spear]

I feel like the Sopranos prequel is gonna be mediocre at best

[silver mantle]

Yeah ppl always ask me about ppl and I'm like "who"

[terse cargo]

celebrity names just vanish from my brain

[keen perch]

waiting for november 12th

[mint spear]

Oh and Free Guy

[silver mantle]

And then ppl are like "but they're a shitbag" like... Yeah lots of ppl idk are shitbags, and?

[terse cargo]

but i have to admit the name vanishing doesn't limit to celebrities which is a problem

[mint spear]

And i really hope the Moon Knight and Sandman tv shows will be great

[silver mantle]

Lots of ppl I know too

[keen perch]

im one of those people who liked iron fist

[terse cargo]

i liked "the man with the iron fists"

[silent wagon]

😬

[terse cargo]

but that's a different thing

[silver mantle]

Idek what that is

[silent wagon]

Hell yeah

[terse cargo]

that movie is the shit

[keen perch]

I KNOW OK ITS SHAMEFUL

[silent wagon]

I have that on my HBO Max, I need to re-watch it 😆@terse cargo

[terse cargo]

i watched that movie like 5 times, its on Netflix

[keen perch]

im currently watching bones

[silent wagon]

I'm watching uh, The Boondocks and Cobra Kai 😆

[terse cargo]

is the boondocks what i think it is

hold on

[silent wagon]

Uncle Ruckus

Huey and Riley

[terse cargo]

oh hell yeah it is

[silent wagon]

It's fuckin amazing 😆

[terse cargo]

shit I remember i wanted to watch kung fu hustle

[silent wagon]

YES

I re-watched that recently, it's top tier 😌

[terse cargo]

no doubt

[mint spear]

Cobra Kai has a lot of actors that are MTG players

[silent wagon]

Lol

Really?

[mint spear]

Hawk and Miguel were on Game Knights

Lmao

[silent wagon]

WHAT

🤣

[terse cargo]

cobra Kai themed deck, when

[keen perch]

they did some MTG games on set

[silent wagon]

Miguel is cinnamon roll and must be protected

[mint spear]

He's a really cool guy irl

[silent wagon]

He's gonna be Blue Beetle!

[mint spear]

At least from what i saw on Game Knights

[silver mantle]

Can't be cool if he plays MTG

[mint spear]

Wait there's gonna be a live action BB?

[silent wagon]

Yee

[terse cargo]

Kai you gotta make a snake mtg deck and call it cobra kai

[mint spear]

LMAO

[silent wagon]

Miguel is gonna be BB

[mint spear]

I'm cool and i play it

[terse cargo]

X

[silver mantle]

Cough

[mint spear]

Jealousy all around

[silver mantle]

Nah ive accepted my uncoolness

[jovial dragon]

[mint spear]

Nah you're pretty cool

[mint spear]

Which show though

[silent wagon]

https://www.thewrap.com/cobra-kai-star-xolo-mariduena-in-talks-to-star-as-latino-superhero-blue-beetle-for-hbo-max-exclusive/

[mint spear]

Ahhhh movie

Don't have much hope for it tbh cause it's DC

[jovial dragon]

I have gotten my title back.

@night bobcat

[terse cargo]

impeachment

[jovial dragon]

POTGF

Doesn't work that way

I'm glorified dictator

I was gonna put supreme leader but it would not fit.

[silent wagon]

Dick tater

[terse cargo]

*taster

[jovial dragon]

wheeze

[silent wagon]

[silver mantle]

🤔

[keen perch]

[jovial dragon]

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-pig-worried-wondering-gif-7838488

[keen perch]

bacon

[mint spear]

🥸

[twin tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-ron-swanson-ceiling-gif-22021567

I have a question... Why does everything deadly look so cuddly

[mint spear]

So you think it's all cute and cuddly and then as you go to approach it turns you in to dinner.

[twin tendon]

Thankfully I have enough restraint.
But it is very sad. Is it some cruel evolutionary trick??? Because I just wanna hug that bear, or cuddle that cassowary- but it will almost certainly kill me.

Then again, maybe I just have a natural urge to go towards incredibly dangerous things. Like sheep.

[silver mantle]

Kittens arent deadly

[keen perch]

debatable

[elder shale]

If you want to cuddle a cassowary I'm genuinely worried

https://i.imgur.com/93PWTv3.jpg

So cuddly

[jovial dragon]

Blue chicken

[keen perch]

i hate it

[mint spear]

One of those bastards cracked a viewing window with its head in a zoo i was at

One more hit and it would have smashed it

[silver mantle]

I might actually scream and run if that snuck up on me

[elder shale]

Yea uh

[silver mantle]

I would nope out if I saw it from afar anyway

[elder shale]

Better hope you can run 31 miles per hour

[silver mantle]

Outside a zoo ofc

I mean why would it chase me I can't look cool to every species 😝

Except that birds are like that

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/timber-tree-chop-cut-cassowary-gif-20084654

[keen perch]

anime bird

[twin tendon]

As @jovial dragon said... Blue chicken

[terse cargo]

that thing should be classified as a dinosaur

[twin tendon]

It basically is

[elder shale]

I swear these are the creatures that become xenophobic militarists in Stellaris

[terse cargo]

yes

can't be fanatic purifiers tho, not cute enough

[twin tendon]

Well, it's true, Cassowary's do hate everyone and everything

[elder shale]

Dinosaurs are closer to birbs than reptiles so

yes

birbs are dinos

[twin tendon]

I love birds

Especially fairy wrens

But they're so small, I can't hug it

[elder shale]

I have two puffy parakeets

[twin tendon]

The heck is up with me not being able to hug (;^;)

[terse cargo]

social distancing

[twin tendon]

Lmao

True

There is one thing I could never hug though

Cane toads

They scare me

It's the only animal that scares me

Which is funny

Because they really aren't much of a threat

[elder shale]

https://imgur.com/QH2UQ7p

[terse cargo]

i fear no man but that thing picture of a canetoad it scares me

[elder shale]

It's not embedding

pain

[twin tendon]

Omygodthebirb

[twin tendon]

Made me smile, thanks (:

[elder shale]

yis

fluff

[twin tendon]

OHMYGOD NOT THE FACT YOU TYPED PAIN- THE BIRB- ok you understand nevermind

[elder shale]

I smile at my pain to

o

[silver mantle]

I thought you were stuck in Capslock.

[twin tendon]

I had to reset my phone

[silver mantle]

Uh huh

Next time ill consider it spam

[twin tendon]

Ok, that's fine (:

[twin tendon]

Oh no

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bG8boJZ9j4&ab_channel=TheLoreMaster

This was cool.

[terse cargo]

hmm i fell asleep while watching YouTube and apparently YouTube thinks i need a 3 hour guide to elder scrolls online

[twin tendon]

Of course

It's valuable knowledge

[terse cargo]

complete beginner guide (blackwood edition)

oh god there's an elsweyr patch one

its also 3 hours

what

[elder shale]

Updated.

[terse cargo]

it just keeps coming

[elder shale]

Blackwood's after Elsweyr.

[terse cargo]

here's the greymoore edition

Also 3 hours

[keen perch]

they change a lot every expac

[terse cargo]

the video has 46 timestamps

how is this a beginners guide

[keen perch]

likely running over each activities basics and starter builds for each class

[elder shale]

ESO has a lot of stuff.

[keen perch]

yeah its why i quit after a month

they barely explain anything ingame

[elder shale]

I feel like they've gotten better at how casual you want to be with the game.

But the money sink is too much for me to want to come back to it.

[sharp crown]

WHAT MY PHONE SCREEN BROKE AAAAA

No

Why

Why me

It was a very insignificant fall too

I've dropped it from way higher and it didn't even have a scratch

Cmon

[elder shale]

There's a metaphor or lesson in there somewhere, but I'm too sleep deprived to put it into words.

[night bobcat]

Dont drop your phone

[elder shale]

Well a bit deeper than that but that too 😄

[keen perch]

even the smallest mistakes have grave consequences if youre not careful enough

[mint spear]

I ran out of hand sanitizer (have more now) so I washed my hands in bleach,

Now all my skin is going dry.

[elder shale]

Ditto,

why the fuck would you wash your hands with bleach.

Is soap anathema to you.

[mint spear]

To clean them properly.

[elder shale]

You don't need bleach to clean your hands, jfc.

[keen perch]

why

[mint spear]

Yeah I know that now.

I found out why not.

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-heckin-big-concern-doin-me-a-concern-stiff-astonished-gif-14557794

[zenith pebble]

bleached hands...

uhh

[mint spear]

😕

[opaque tartan]

I spent 1K on my phone, better believe I got a good case for it

Not even a scratch on it after 3 years

[elder shale]

Why

[opaque tartan]

I needed it for work

And I don't like contracts

They're full of shit

Just get a sim only deal

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/good-mhmm-cup-of-coffee-nod-gif-13349143

[keen perch]

i mean my phone is £1.2k and yeah i went for the best case around on it

[sharp crown]

Yea mate it's not the case's fault

At least in my case

It fell face down

[opaque tartan]

Maybe I'm just lucky then

Especially when I'm drunk

[elder shale]

Don't get drunk then

[opaque tartan]

But I'm lucky then

https://c.tenor.com/1GU39dlQc_kAAAAM/wild-girl.gif

[elder shale]

I hope the cat is ok.

[opaque tartan]

She's always ok

She bullies me

[jaunty copper]

https://tenor.com/bbwhF.gif

[zenith pebble]

well your phone is looser when its drunk so its less likely to tense up during an accident

thats why drunk peoples screens never get cracked

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pigs-piggy-piglet-babypig-gif-4613834

[keen perch]

feral animal attempts to eat helpless cat

[zenith pebble]

i think piggy just bein playful

if only there was a king of pigs that could break down the situation

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-moana-pua-pig-drip-gif-15757504

Me waiting for my food to arrive

[keen perch]

whod you order from

[zenith pebble]

door dash

[elder shale]

local burger place

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-food-fries-gif-15541118

[hallow isle]

I just have insurance ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[opaque tartan]

Whiskey is a spirit, spirits are ghosts.
I'm a Ghostbuster

[keen perch]

anything fancy?

[elder shale]

food

[keen perch]

....

i meant like a macaroni burger or something

[zenith pebble]

obviously ordered from Mr. Beast Burger

[keen perch]

[elder shale]

macaroni... burger

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-what-confused-meh-gif-13712192

[silver mantle]

Ehh

[keen perch]

2 beefy pattys bacon and a macaroni patty

[elder shale]

It's a burger with guacamole, tomato, jalapeños, bacon, pico de gallo, and chipotle sauce.

[silver mantle]

The second one sounds amazing

[elder shale]

Hopefully it's as hot as advertised

[keen perch]

Mac and Cheese Patty, American CHEESE, Swiss CHEESE, BACON,
HPA NACHO SAUCE, Lettuce, Spicy Chipotle Ketchup

[elder shale]

I need to wake up

lol

[zenith pebble]

bacon mac and cheese burger

welcome 2 america

[silver mantle]

Sounds more flavorful