off-topic-bond-james-bond

[clever vessel]

im working on main menu art right now

[fickle obsidian]

y'know...i think there should be boxing therapists

[clever vessel]

i think there should be box therapists

[safe path]

Hey Hex

[fickle obsidian]

instead of sit and talk u just box and every time you do the thing you're there for they bop u

[clever vessel]

HEX

where you at

[fickle obsidian]

oh yeah manage the BLOBS

[clever vessel]

the therapist wears boxing gloves for the bopping

[fickle obsidian]

ye

you start beating yourself up and they go bop! "that's what you're here to stop doing! let's work through this, now bop me!"

[white dagger]

Bop it!

Twist it!

Pull it!

[clever vessel]

sling it

[thick stump]

Cats version is boop it!

[fickle obsidian]

i'm afraid for those that's what the chiropractor is for

(twist pull sling)

cats don't need chiropractors because they're amazing

[clever vessel]

Cats ARE chiropractors

tbh

[thick stump]

Catropractors

[white dagger]

Want free food?

That'll be 2.99$

[ruby bay]

Who invented chiropractics ?

[white dagger]

Uhm

[ruby bay]

Did they break necks until they had some kind of progress?

[white dagger]

Cavemen probably just hit eachother with bats really hard

And figured it out that way

[ruby bay]

I had chiropractics done on me once , was afraid i was gonna die lol

[white dagger]

Looks scary lol

[safe path]

Hai!

[mint spear]

Got to fucking recycle another account. 😤

Fucking shit.

[silver mantle]

Well next time try not to fight with my staff without even letting me know.

[mint spear]

👍

[silver mantle]

You're lucky I wasn't here; I'll leave it at that.

[mint spear]

I genuinely only came back for any MTG games.

[opaque tartan]

Wagwan

[mint spear]

Turns out that was a waste.

[white dagger]

So

[gaunt reef]

Hail

[fickle obsidian]

Went

[hallow isle]

I got a free iced latte

Nom nom nom

[dusty magnet]

Hailso

[gaunt reef]

when I was little I used to do this roleplay where I'd turn evil and my evil name was Liahos

[dusty magnet]

Wait a sec

Is Sohail actually your name

[gaunt reef]

yes oh my god

[dusty magnet]

:O

[gaunt reef]

this is becoming a trend now

so many people exclaimed this the past month

[fickle obsidian]

i love that bee of all beople asked

[dusty magnet]

That's awesome I had no idea

I figured it was just a username

[hallow isle]

Nom nom nom

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[dusty magnet]

Wtf is roak

[gaunt reef]

never asked

but its their nickname

[dusty magnet]

Can you guys reverse burp

[hallow isle]

Bee that's a hiccup

[opaque tartan]

What was a waste?

[gaunt reef]

I tried doing that and almost gagged

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan enjoy my coffee with your eyes

[dusty magnet]

No

Hiccup is a spasm

Reverse burp is sucking air into stomach

Instead of releasing air from stomach

[dusty magnet]

Rubbish

[hallow isle]

Next you'll be saying it's not in fact Sohail's birthday

[dusty magnet]

ITS NOT?!?

[opaque tartan]

I was using that as an opening to use the word wasteman

One of my top words

[dusty magnet]

Wasteman

[ruby bay]

Are there roadmen in canada bruv?

[hallow isle]

It's suddenly got a bit north London in here

Mosquitos are attracted to carbon dioxide so to avoid getting bitten just stop breathing

[mint spear]

🤔

A solution to a problem I guess.

[hallow isle]

People who are pregnant also have a higher level of CO2 on exhalation, so don't do that

Exercising will increase your CO2 levels, so don't do that either.

[clever vessel]

hello sohail i am zach

[gaunt reef]

but its not your full name on discord, right? the one I see besides your nickname

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrows-wink-gif-5753057

[hallow isle]

Zuggery

[gaunt reef]

man I cant risk that anymore my full name is too unique

got a couple of trolls on my ass when I revealed that on another platform

[clever vessel]

ah yeah

i don't like the idea of being completely anonymous

people can find me if they want

[night bobcat]

I will

[clever vessel]

thank you Gleam

[hallow isle]

There's at least one other adamb where I work

[night bobcat]

Np

You have to duel to the death

There can be only,one

[hallow isle]

They have a larger social media presence than me@too

[clever vessel]

adam bloom

adam bug

[hallow isle]

So if I pick up a serial killer they're my canary in the mineshaft

[dusty magnet]

Wait are you that Zach guy on Twitter

That steals your artwork

[night bobcat]

Yes

[dusty magnet]

That I follow

[night bobcat]

Also yes

[gaunt reef]

I'm not anonymous either seeing as I've done face reveals often, just dont want my full name out there as you'll get my contact info immediately

[night bobcat]

Lol

[clever vessel]

cute doggy go mamamamamamamammaa maaaaaa

[dusty magnet]

I'm anonymous

[clever vessel]

anoahnamous

[mint spear]

🍉

👌

[gaunt reef]

you're annoymus

[hallow isle]

So you're the guy that runs 4chan

[gaunt reef]

got em

[clever vessel]

aNOAHnamous

[hallow isle]

The clues were there all along

[gaunt reef]

lol the first thing that comes up with my full name is my linkedin

[clever vessel]

all makes sense, all comes togehterher

[gaunt reef]

that I barely used

[safe path]

OH cant believe I forgot to post this on June 1st!

[clever vessel]

linkedin is weird tbh

it can be good

[gaunt reef]

oh my god I found my older twitter account

wait

there's two

what

why do I have two twitter accounts

[clever vessel]

do you have a twin

[gaunt reef]

(three if I count my current)

[clever vessel]

do you have 2 twins

[hallow isle]

You sell all your possessions. You fake your own death. You move to a desert island. One day a bottle washes up on the beach. Inside is a piece of paper. Steven would like to add you to his LinkedIn network.

[clever vessel]

2 years later, steven congratulates you on your business anniversary

you answer

no reply

[safe path]

oh btw all these have sound

[mint spear]

Shaggy broke the moon. 😤

[night bobcat]

Only 2%

Don't let him get any Scooby snacks

[hallow isle]

Were Scooby snacks named after the dog or was the dog named after the snacks

[night bobcat]

Yes

[gaunt reef]

scooby lookin like a snacc

for legal purposes this was a wordplay joke

[opaque tartan]

No

[opaque tartan]

Wdym

Man brings ends wherever he goes ya get me

[safe path]

This one may get a little loud, not like speaking breaking loud but just heads up

[hallow isle]

Everyone in watchdogs legion talks like that

[opaque tartan]

Can confirm I'm in Legion

[hallow isle]

It's terrible

Wait rly

[opaque tartan]

U wot m8

[ruby bay]

Someone bought me a macbook air

[opaque tartan]

Nah kidding but actually my old neighbour worked on it

We lived next door to each other in Montreal

[hallow isle]

Me too!

[opaque tartan]

And then he fucked off to Ubi

Like most other people did

[hallow isle]

That someone was me

[opaque tartan]

Because WB is wank town

[ruby bay]

Nate i need yo advice man

[opaque tartan]

Sup

[ruby bay]

In private

[opaque tartan]

Aight bruv

Just ping away innit

@hallow isle had to talk about property today

It's not fun

Come deal with it for me

Be my hero

[hallow isle]

Nah

Bought one place

Dealing with solicitors is rubbish

[opaque tartan]

Exactly

[hallow isle]

£20 for a bank transfer

I can do that for free

[opaque tartan]

Bankers Draft

Remember those?

[hallow isle]

I do

[opaque tartan]

It's all free for transfers now right?

[dusty magnet]

So my bank just removed overdraft fees and....

Huh?

How does that work

[hallow isle]

I had to get one to join the beano club

[dusty magnet]

I can just keep overdrafting I guess?

[opaque tartan]

Hahahahaha

[hallow isle]

Err I'd check the small print

[dusty magnet]

Oh wait

[opaque tartan]

Beano Club!

[dusty magnet]

No that makes sense actually

[hallow isle]

In the uk, planned overdrafts are free, unplanned is fee chargeable

[opaque tartan]

I took you for more of a Viz kinda fella

[dusty magnet]

You still owe back the overdraft, you're just not penalized for it

[hallow isle]

If I tell the bank I'm gonna be 500 in the hole it's all good

If I do it by surprise they get angr

[hallow isle]

At 6 years old? Newp

Just wait till you get a credit card

I can go out right now and spend £28,000 without anyone so much as batting an eyelid

Until next month.

When I can't pay it back

[safe path]

anyone know what the difference in Rainbow 6 siege ultimate vs standard is?

[mint spear]

One is the standard edition and the other is ultimate edition.

[safe path]

my wife wants to get it, so I am trying to figure out if its worth the price difference

[opaque tartan]

Ops

I have Ops

On road innit

[hallow isle]

Oh I'm sorry but fuck that

A season pass every year?

[opaque tartan]

Yeah they milked that shit mate, they had to

The original got shit canned

[hallow isle]

If this keeps up you'll just hand them money for loading screen

[opaque tartan]

Imagine how much the DLC for BF6 is gonna be in total

Because I need that in my life

[mint spear]

At least £3.

[opaque tartan]

Hahaha

Meal Deal

[hallow isle]

Doesn't bode well for that pirate game that's reset development

Boats n hoes or whatever it was called

[mint spear]

It is called that now.

[opaque tartan]

I wish my life was called Boats n Hoes

Ubi can afford to do that though

It's like musical chairs

[mint spear]

Ubi seem to fuck the release up but support for a good amount of time after.

I got Breakpoint for £6 and it's stupidly fun. Grabbed it cause team AI is in now.

Division 2 is still being supported too.

[opaque tartan]

I got so hyped for Division

The first one

[hallow isle]

Next thing I'm really hyped for is HZD

[mint spear]

I prefer first to 2nd personally.

[opaque tartan]

Same with Destiny

[opaque tartan]

Dun know

[hallow isle]

Shush

[opaque tartan]

And God of War for me

[opaque tartan]

Never

[hallow isle]

I don't want to hear it

[opaque tartan]

Hear what?

[hallow isle]

Even if the lead dev is a baby eater

I don't care

Ima play it

[mint spear]

Lmao

[opaque tartan]

Yeah I want it bad too

[dusty magnet]

HFW

[opaque tartan]

That's why I said Dun Know B

Adam

[dusty magnet]

Dude I watched the gameplay for HFW and holy fuck it's probably the best looking game I've seen

[opaque tartan]

Make me brown again

[dusty magnet]

And the music holy fuck

[opaque tartan]

Jk

[hallow isle]

My mistake then, common isn't my native language 😉

[opaque tartan]

Oh wow

[mint spear]

Man just called you a wasteman.

[opaque tartan]

He did u kno

I want to say pussyole but he isn't

Torn

[mint spear]

You gone low that?

[opaque tartan]

Have to low it fam

It's Adam innit

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-who-david-tennant-gone-too-far-oh-no-mistake-gif-4412721

[opaque tartan]

Gonna need your own ambulance blud

And for future reference I'm in North West London

W12 in my heart still though

Hoops for life

Yes I'm a QPR supporter

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-stretcher-hospital-monkey-ambulance-gif-5735208

[mint spear]

😔

[clever vessel]

i like how the monkey slowly starts to get up at the end

'fine ill walk'

[opaque tartan]

@mint spear how many did you catfish?

[mint spear]

6

[opaque tartan]

Badman

Wot a dickhead 🤣

[mint spear]

👌

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha

[mint spear]

I thought the DnB and Grime would have given it away tbh.

[opaque tartan]

It did

You were a bit sus

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/hella-sus-among-us-imposter-impostor-digibyte-gif-19824591

[opaque tartan]

And the dislike of drill

I won't forget that

Cut me deep

[mint spear]

Coming through in my sweatpants on a long ting
1mil on the Youtube going home to smash a blonde ting.

I'm Drill now.

[mint spear]

🤣

[hallow isle]

I didn't know you were the guy in bo selecta

[mint spear]

Craig David?

[opaque tartan]

Craaazy paaavin

With Kez

The kestrel on his arm

[mint spear]

Ruined his career lmfao

[hallow isle]

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/81eef356a0086f188c5f6e0613aff22edd1bd486/0_319_2083_1250/master/2083.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=797409a210222d691ada69a1f3c64606

[opaque tartan]

Mel B

[mint spear]

Ya bastard!

[hallow isle]

Ok I should cook before someone sick calls me

[night bobcat]

Yes

Nate is about to call

That was rude

I don't think you are sick Nate

[mint spear]

Nope, sick means good here.

[night bobcat]

Oh

Now it's rude then

Lmao

[mint spear]

Hahaha

[hallow isle]

Nate: call me an ambulance
AdamB: hi ambulance I'm Adam

[clever vessel]

hi i am ambulance

[opaque tartan]

I'm having pie, mash n gravy

@hallow isle oh btw

You're an ambulance

[hallow isle]

Oh no

[hallow isle]

Stir fried beef in teriyaki sauce

[opaque tartan]

I am pretty sick mate

[opaque tartan]

Lush

I need to get some panko breadcrumbs and make some katsu

[night bobcat]

I don't think so

[opaque tartan]

But sick is cool here Gleam!

Now I'm deflated

[night bobcat]

Not here though

How about we use awesome?

[opaque tartan]

That's ok then

I'm not awesome

I'm a bit of a knob

[night bobcat]

I just said you were

So you are

Don't argue with mods

[opaque tartan]

If I argue with you I might get banned

Yeah true true

[night bobcat]

Lol

[clever vessel]

knit of a bob

[opaque tartan]

"Bob's yer uncle"

[night bobcat]

It's like reading a pratchett book

[opaque tartan]

Why thank you

[night bobcat]

Np!

[mint spear]

yw

[clever vessel]

np

[opaque tartan]

Pie was good

[clever vessel]

pie is good

[opaque tartan]

Could do with a dessert pie now

I didn't plan ahead well enough

[clever vessel]

what was in the pie?

[opaque tartan]

Steak

With gravy

And I added more gravy

[clever vessel]

yum

[opaque tartan]

I could have some ice cream

Wish I'd bought apple pie

Life sucks

[wispy belfry]

I L I K E T A L K I N G L I K E T H I S

[clever vessel]

cobbler

[wispy belfry]

I T M A K E S M E F E E L P O W E R F U L

[clever vessel]

ban

[opaque tartan]

Ooooh yes

Or apple crumble

Shit

[clever vessel]

yuuuuH

[opaque tartan]

I could have made that

[night bobcat]

I'm going to have halibut

[opaque tartan]

I'm gonna go kick a door

[wispy belfry]

BaRKy should talk like this every time he speaks

It would inspire more fear

[night bobcat]

Are you still here?

[clever vessel]

for the hell of it?

[night bobcat]

Oh it hasn't been a week yet

[timid stag]

Hey, barky

[night bobcat]

Nm

[timid stag]

Joe

Mamma

[night bobcat]

Halibut for the hell of it

And cause healthy

[wispy belfry]

O O O O O O O H H H H H H

[timid stag]

Ok

[clever vessel]

why does my ankle pop every time i rotate my foot counter clockwise

[opaque tartan]

Which foot?

[clever vessel]

wait nvmd, clockwise

left

bones, man

bones are weird

[opaque tartan]

And cartilage

Just the word cartilage is weird

[mint spear]

Imagine if your bones just disappeared all of a sudden.

[clever vessel]

plop

[opaque tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/cjtyV9ZRMe0AAAAM/fish-sad.gif

[mint spear]

Meat jelly

[opaque tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/sra3069mhzAAAAAM/unacceptable-blob.gif

[mint spear]

👌

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-coffee-gif-12378037

[mint spear]

👌

[opaque tartan]

Someone at work told me I'm Lemongrab

[mint spear]

Are you?

[clever vessel]

Korvax are you a secret person under an alt account?

[opaque tartan]

I wish

[clever vessel]

do you speak like him?

[opaque tartan]

No

Red and Thena have heard me speak

[clever vessel]

or you just want to dominate?

[opaque tartan]

And HE

[opaque tartan]

I don't even want to do that

Maybe just some mannerisms

[clever vessel]

hehe

[mint spear]

Manners get things done.

[clever vessel]

fork on the left

[opaque tartan]

Manners are free

I had to tell someone that today

[opaque tartan]

ALWAYS

Elbows off the table

[clever vessel]

NEVER

[opaque tartan]

Dammit zug

[mint spear]

No licking the rim of your cup.

[clever vessel]

damn

what if it's gravy?

[opaque tartan]

Disgusting

[clever vessel]

if it's gravy, i am licking the damn cup

[mint spear]

Gravy in a cup?

[clever vessel]

yeah

[opaque tartan]

Yeah

[mint spear]

What am I missing out on here?

[opaque tartan]

Nowt wrong with cup of gravy

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-thinking-batman-gif-14744673

[opaque tartan]

Maybe some chips to dip in it

[mint spear]

I have an assigned dipping bowl.

[opaque tartan]

But you can't walk around holding it by a handle

Can you?

[mint spear]

Kind of. It's a baby plastic bowl.

[clever vessel]

gravy on the go

[opaque tartan]

You stole your kid's bowl

Shame on you

[mint spear]

Better than using them to store my sauce and gravy.

It's frowned upon unfortunately.

[opaque tartan]

I broke my favourite bowl recently

[clever vessel]

id frown upon those who frown upon it

that's not good, Nate

i dislike breaking my favorite cups

[opaque tartan]

I'm pretty pissed actually

[mint spear]

You should be.

[opaque tartan]

Cups are all safe

[clever vessel]

can you get it mended

[opaque tartan]

Nah it shattered too much

[clever vessel]

shid

another one bites the dust

[opaque tartan]

Otherwise I would have gone all kintsugi

[clever vessel]

PLANK TIME

[mint spear]

It's why I glue basketballs to the bottom of all my bowls.

[opaque tartan]

Hahaha

[hallow isle]

Dessert bowl or...

[opaque tartan]

I could do that with dodgeballs and use the excuse to throw them at people

[opaque tartan]

No

I have plenty of dessert bowls

This bowl was unique

From IKEA

[hallow isle]

Ah

You mean a bøwl

[mint spear]

I can't think of a single joke about IKEA right now. What the frick.

[clever vessel]

this is a good point

[opaque tartan]

Yah

[mint spear]

GOOD point*

[opaque tartan]

I had no idea Adam knew Swedish

[mint spear]

Adam is a Swedish name if you didn't know.

[opaque tartan]

I thought it was Hebrew

[mint spear]

Fuck it might be.

[opaque tartan]

Hebrew some tea if we are lucky

[mint spear]

I often get them confused.

[hallow isle]

I only brew tea for the senile

As a bribe

[mint spear]

A bribe for biscuits.

[opaque tartan]

My name is also Hebrew

[mint spear]

I thought it was Nate.

[clever vessel]

ttygl

[opaque tartan]

Nathan

[hallow isle]

Hi Hebrew I'm Amab

[clever vessel]

ilu

[mint spear]

Have fun zug.

[opaque tartan]

Hi

[opaque tartan]

Love you more bruv

Lobe

Earlobe you so much

Adam

Were you a bully at school or just on Discord

[hallow isle]

Just on discord

[opaque tartan]

That's alright then

[hallow isle]

I'm like that kid in the meme that forgets he's not online

[opaque tartan]

Dunno if I've seen that one

[hallow isle]

Igotchu boomer

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/stephen-forgets-that-he-isnt-on-the-internet

[opaque tartan]

Ok I have seen it

[hallow isle]

Excellent

I'm just as hilarious irl tho

Maybe more so

[mint spear]

🤔

[opaque tartan]

Prove it

[hallow isle]

It just comes naturally

[opaque tartan]

I'll meet you at a pub

[hallow isle]

Can't be forced

[opaque tartan]

First round on you

Make me laugh

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/phteven-gif-13079364

No sick people have phoned

Maybe we've run out

[opaque tartan]

Are you that good a hero

[hallow isle]

Clearly

Probably just means EOC have just picked me the standby for the region

And won't dispatch me unless there's something that can't be covered

[dusty magnet]

Amab out saving lives

[hallow isle]

Amab sat indoors waiting for something interesting to happen

[dusty magnet]

Creepr

Awwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwman

[opaque tartan]

Why don't you just play some games

I'm drinking orange squash watching the cat hunt a moth

That's interesting to me

[hallow isle]

I am gaming

I multitask

I can complain and game

It's the english way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVwTtUn8jzk

[tribal siren]

I've royally fucked up

[opaque tartan]

I don't want to multi task

[tribal siren]

I filled in an extenuating circumstances form in order to get an extension for my deadline

But I forgot to press submit

[opaque tartan]

Oh shit dude

[tribal siren]

Now I think it might be too late

[opaque tartan]

Can you still get it sorted

[tribal siren]

And I might get 0 on my assignment

Hopefully

[opaque tartan]

Can you call them or something

I dunno what assignments are like anymore

Deadlines though

I wish I was CDPR

[hallow isle]

file it anyway, add an explanation

they're not looking for reasons to fail you

and get the assignment done

[tribal siren]

I've submitted now, and I'm still working on the assignment

Hopefully it'll go through

[opaque tartan]

I'm looking for a reason to fail you though

[lucid granite]

wawit

did i respond to that ping earlier

uhhh

[silent wagon]

Robot hand

[night bobcat]

No!

[opaque tartan]

I have to fail Adam, I want him to be disappointed in me

[hallow isle]

The mcdonalds app lets you order a burger with no bun no cheese no patty no lettuce no sauce no pickle no ketchup no lettuce no tomato no slaw

I've always wondered what they'd give you

[opaque tartan]

A slap

[hallow isle]

oh wait

there was no option to remove the spit

big mac box, just a giant blob of spit

[opaque tartan]

They just spit in your face then

[hallow isle]

£3.50

[opaque tartan]

Surely the box is a waste

[hallow isle]

you're a waste

[opaque tartan]

Two double cheeseburgers with big mac sauce

Medium fries

Extra spit

[mint spear]

Dip the fries in banana milkshake. 👌

[hallow isle]

why are you like this

[mint spear]

It's fucking superb.

[unkempt seal]

anyone know of games like battlefeild 5 that isnt battlefeild kus no one really plays them, also aparently ALOT of hackers

[hallow isle]

battlefield 6

and battlefield 4

and battlefield 3

and battlefield 2

and battlefield

and battlefield one

[mint spear]

😐

[safe path]

Adam NY wife is looking for serious answers you butt lol

[hallow isle]

😄

[safe path]

I was busy soldering lol

[hallow isle]

Am I wrong?

[mint spear]

NY wife? How many wives do you have?

One in every state, damn.

[hallow isle]

I don't play fps's

Except maybe CS:GO occasionally

[opaque tartan]

Wasteman

[mint spear]

I was about to comment CS:GO tbh.

[hallow isle]

Cyka blyad

[opaque tartan]

Oi

[safe path]

But seriously she wants to play a gun shooter but one not to cartoony she said

[mint spear]

Has she tried Apex?

[distant sorrel]

Does Adam play terraria though

[safe path]

My solder job

[hallow isle]

i own it but naw

[safe path]

Side farthest from me was my second go

[mint spear]

Natani's wife, have you tried Apex?

[safe path]

Looks much better tbh

[hallow isle]

valorant seems to be the meme fps rn

[distant sorrel]

If you own it on steam/pc you should definitely try it out again sometime

Mobile and stuff it’s eh, but pc is the best experience by far

[opaque tartan]

Could try Warface?

[mint spear]

Adam scared her away. 😤

[opaque tartan]

Always

[hallow isle]

I do be scary

[mint spear]

Typical Adam.

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/pennywise-it-scary-smile-gif-12240248

it me

christ that's creepy

[mint spear]

Why are clowns portrayed as happiness and fun?

[distant sorrel]

DAD?! DID YOU FINALLY GET THE MILK?

[hallow isle]

imagine the dental bill too

[distant sorrel]

What bill he ain’t seen a dentist in years look at that plaque

[mint spear]

I haven't watched the remasters cause the OG's scared me enough.
I can't imagine IT with current day technology being less scary.

remakes*

[hallow isle]

Never watched them either

[mint spear]

Last horror film I watched was Herbie.

😩

[dusty magnet]

Hi I don't like tgat

That

[lucid granite]

BEE

U pinged earlier?

My answer is yes

to whatever it was

[hallow isle]

I'm just clowning around

[opaque tartan]

I liked IT as a kid

[hallow isle]

the IT crowd

naw

the IT crowd has nothing to do with IT

[silent wagon]

It Part 1 is 😍, Part 2 is shit

It Part 1 is a helluva remake

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan are you a desk rabbit

[lucid granite]

your a computer

fine

ur a polar bear

that's fair

[opaque tartan]

I could ask you the same thing?

How tall are you?

[hallow isle]

5'10"

[timid stag]

DamnB

[hallow isle]

2" short of the minimum height requirement for an online dating profile

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha

They won't notice

You can lie

Most of them are 5'6"

[hallow isle]

I'm 6" in my toe cap boots

they have thicc soles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnjcVvO40bg

Sorry, this was very british

@opaque tartan

[ruby bay]

they didn't take off my braces yesterday

[wispy belfry]

Because your a persistent filthy casual

[ruby bay]

Peasant

[wispy belfry]

I fart in your general direction

[clever vessel]

new ones are comedies

not horrors

a majority of the actors are funny guys

[ruby bay]

Uno reverso

[clever vessel]

a joke here, a joke there

Stephen King should stop giving every single person permission to make his books into movies

[wispy belfry]

x2

[ruby bay]

X3

[wispy belfry]

x4

[ruby bay]

X5

[wispy belfry]

x = 4

gg ez

[mint spear]

yes you're right, the Pet Sematary remake was total dogshit

and the same screen-writers are talking about making a prequel 😐

[ruby bay]

X=5 now

[wispy belfry]

Variables do not change in one equation.

[ruby bay]

I break the rules

[wispy belfry]

The rules will break you.

[ruby bay]

How will something broken break me?

[wispy belfry]

I am not broken.

[safe path]

Internet fixed!

They provisioned the modem wrong on accident and I caught it XD

went from 940~ down and 26~ up to 940 ^v

[hallow isle]

my pc has stopped updating 😦

[wispy belfry]

Why?

[hallow isle]

Cause windows

Something broken in the update stack

It won't even run the manual installer for 2021 H1

[jaunty copper]

Pet...Birthatary?

[clever vessel]

that was also bad

a prequel??

f that

they want money

[lucid granite]

Everyone just wants money

[clever vessel]

no

[lucid granite]

well maybe not everyone

but most people

[clever vessel]

i want corn dogs

[lucid granite]

you and what money

[clever vessel]

i will fish them out of the creek

also, i’ll make good art and good games and make money off of those, not some crappy cash grab

[jaunty copper]

cash crab

[clever vessel]

mmm

[mortal hinge]

finally found the official server

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-safe-dance-gif-13211112

[mortal hinge]

don't have the game yet tho ._.

[clever vessel]

soon

[mortal hinge]

[jaunty copper]

also reminds me of cash cab

[limber fractal]

i heart crab rave

[clever vessel]

time to watch the pianist and eat tacos

[limber fractal]

oooh the pianist

[jaunty copper]

broooody

[limber fractal]

you've got fine taste

[jaunty copper]

90s adam driver

[hallow isle]

u wot

[clever vessel]

thank you

[mortal hinge]

is it gud?

[clever vessel]

the pianist?

[mortal hinge]

ye

[clever vessel]

yes

[limber fractal]

but of course

[mortal hinge]

how bout the tacos?

[clever vessel]

idk yet

[jaunty copper]

who make

[limber fractal]

if made by Zug, they're good

[clever vessel]

haha nah delivery tacos from local place

[limber fractal]

🌮

oh

not by Zug

[mortal hinge]

i need to watch tutorials on yt cus i dont get a single thing on #no-mans-sky channel

[limber fractal]

scratch that

[mortal hinge]

also dang do ya'll play piano?

[limber fractal]

def check #nms-questions

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-butt-scratch-tongue-itchy-gif-3539385

[limber fractal]

in addition to them yt videos

[mortal hinge]

i just bought it

[clever vessel]

nice

enjoy

[mortal hinge]

will do! Freakin fell in love with this game since day 1 but them hates got to me and prevented me from buying

i now regret it

[clever vessel]

oh wow

quite a 5 year journey huh

[limber fractal]

you'll get to enjoy it bestest today

[mortal hinge]

ye :/

[limber fractal]

it's gone through a lot of awesome changes

[mortal hinge]

i literally just saw Prism update and decided that's it.

[limber fractal]

yay!

[mortal hinge]

so bout that The pianist

is it like about a famous composer like beethoven or something?

[limber fractal]

it's a bittersweet real life story...

In this adaptation of the autobiography "The Pianist: The Extraordinary True Story of One Man's Survival in Warsaw, 1939-1945," Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody), a Polish Jewish radio station pianist, sees Warsaw change gradually as World War II begins.

i say bittersweet, cuz holy hell i remember it made me cry. tough times.

[mortal hinge]

oh boy... that sounds pretty interesting imma add it to my watch list

[limber fractal]

def a good film.

[mortal hinge]

I personally love piano and ye... The title...

Pianist

[limber fractal]

Same, re: piano.

[hallow isle]

ok

progress

it's checking for updates

[limber fractal]

your Android? lol

[hallow isle]

windows

[mortal hinge]

[limber fractal]

oh

[void plank]

5 pallets of sod and around 1000 pounds of dirt all moved and places by hand by 3 people me included... My fucking body just died... It hurts to move everything....

[mortal hinge]

windows updates are just...

[jaunty copper]

https://www.theverge.com/2021/6/3/22466394/microsoft-windows-11-launch-teaser-rumors

[void plank]

Well the sod was placed by hand... The dirt was shoveled into a wheelbarrow then shoveled out and packed into the low spots....

[weak nimbus]

https://azukisushi.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Azuki-Dine-in-Menu-Jan-21.pdf

I can't decide what to order

[limber fractal]

omg sushi

anything and everything salmon

nom nom nom

extra wasabi

seaweed salad

miso soup for good measure

nom nom nom

🍣

[night bobcat]

You just ate!

[hallow isle]

aaaand fixed... I think

I should have just used linux -.-

[night bobcat]

[wispy belfry]

@night bobcat found you

[white dagger]

Heya

[wispy belfry]

Welcome to the land of boomers

and zug

[silent wagon]

Yeet

[wispy belfry]

^ a boomer in the wild

[silent wagon]

Can vouch

[halcyon drum]

Oh boy... Help.

It's 5 degrees C/41 F.

[silent wagon]

I had to take a dumper mad-hard so I ran to the Log Cabin but we have hardwood floors and I'm wearing socks so I skidded out and almost did a flip 🤣

[halcyon drum]

Gg.

[jaunty copper]

zuglandia

[wispy belfry]

It's like 90ish here

[halcyon drum]

That's warm.

[wispy belfry]

level up

nice

[night bobcat]

That's not me, not nearly old enough

[halcyon drum]

HOLYSH-

[wispy belfry]

yes?

[halcyon drum]

I'M ROBUST.

[wispy belfry]

mhm

so proud of you

[opaque tartan]

It's 55°F here at 2am

[halcyon drum]

That feels so...

[opaque tartan]

Not a fan

[halcyon drum]

Condescending. Ngl.

[wispy belfry]

Imagine being robust

Gulag Gang

[opaque tartan]

Adam made me brown yesterday

[glossy gull]

if you buy two pair of shoes and get 2 free but when you're walking home someone steals your shoes but they lose their shoes whilst running away and you collect your shoes but accidentally lose one whilst hopping a fence to collect a boot

how many shoes do you have

the answer will shock you

[wispy belfry]

more than -5

[glossy gull]

no sir

sorry you are incorrect

the correct answer is "What the fuck are you talking about"

[mortal hinge]

[clever vessel]

i wanna go back in time and take down some nazis

anyone have a time machine?

[glossy gull]

german army wasn't that bad, but the SS

those were the fuckers

most of the german army was conscripts

[dusty magnet]

Fucking finally got this working

[fickle obsidian]

dat's a big phone

anyone check on Bucharest lately

[civic ferry]

you know, my one problem with pride icons...
It makes it harder to scan through my massive server list.

[civic ferry]

is your tv not working well?

[fickle obsidian]

for a moment i was going to say wouldn't it be cool to play games in binoculars and realized i was basically suggesting VR in a way, lol

[civic ferry]

heh

google binocs

google stadium

seriously why do people go to sporting events in person

[silent wagon]

Raya and the Last Dragon is gud, just finished it

[civic ferry]

and I forgot how irritating opening a fresh DS4 is

[civic ferry]

but is it $45 good

[silent wagon]

?

It's just on normal Disney+ now, not Premier

[civic ferry]

the disney+ +notatheatre price

ah, neat

[silent wagon]

Yee, that's why we finally watched it 😆

[civic ferry]

yee

[dusty magnet]

No I just couldn't find an HDMI cable long enough

[civic ferry]

ah

amazon 😄

I've got a 20ft one rolled up in my room for when I want to output to the living room

[fickle obsidian]

i often wonder the same thing. i think people just enjoy being in crowds where they can justify being loud and such

[civic ferry]

fair enough, people love to party

but food and booze is better and cheaper at home

[fickle obsidian]

personally my throat gets raw as fuck just from talking more than usual at normal volumes so i really can't relate

[fickle obsidian]

what if we just uhh got an intercontinental set of HDMI cables

[dusty magnet]

Ouchie

My eyes arent used to playing at that distance and I'm getting hella bad eye strain

[civic ferry]

why the hdmi cable is rolled up tbh

[fickle obsidian]

maybe the binocs weren't a bad idea after all, lmao

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: The Shining Clouds of Mars

Explanation: The weathered and layered face of Mount Mercou looms in the foreground of this mosaic from the Curiosity Mars rover's Mast Camera. Made up of 21 individual images the scene was recorded just after sunset on March 19, the 3,063rd martian day of Curiosity's on going exploration of the Red Planet. In the martian twilight high altitude clouds still shine above, reflecting the light from the Sun below the local horizon like the noctilucent clouds of planet Earth. Though water ice clouds drift through the thin martian atmosphere, these wispy clouds are also at extreme altitudes and could be composed of frozen carbon dioxide, crystals of dry ice. Curiosity's Mast Cam has also imaged iridescent or mother of pearl clouds adding subtle colors to the martian sky.

[olive compass]

Is there a server staff member member around that could take a PM real quick?

[silver mantle]

sure

@olive compass

[dusty magnet]

Pita chip time

[lucid granite]

mmm pita chip

wait a second

When did I reach Everlasting??

[gaunt reef]

quite some time ago

[lucid granite]

Didn’t notice

What level is Legend?

55 nice

On my way

[silent wagon]

Ew, Legend

[lucid granite]

The role u have for ages

Until u reach Top Gek

At frickin lvl 100

[silent wagon]

Yeet

[gaunt reef]

took me 2 years

[lucid granite]

Started my journey in 2019

So

[gaunt reef]

Hail

goddamn

[lucid granite]

whistles lusciously

[gaunt reef]

that's almost exactly half

[lucid granite]

Wow

Ah mobile doesn’t give much info at all

I think I’m at like 50k

If I remember correctly

[gaunt reef]

almost 20k

[silver mantle]

"Omg wtf why didnt you do this thing here look at the procedure" names literally everyone else as responsible and not me 😐

[lucid granite]

Oh I’m way off, lol

[silver mantle]

Cat

[gaunt reef]

the xp thing isnt based on number of messages, anyway

[lucid granite]

What’s it based on?

[silver mantle]

Its random xp for messages over an interval of time

Its why spamming won't work

[lucid granite]

Ah

[mint spear]

I kind of have an idea. It's more of a sick joke than anything but it just got me thinking, playing all these space games where basically every planet has unique life in it. But maybe, what if humanity just had the unfortunate fate of being in a biological dead zone of the universe? Maybe the rest of the universe is absolutely teeming with life, but Earth and all planets fairly nearby are in the middle of a biological dead zone due to some catastrophe that happened eons ago. I don't know, it's just a fun idea. Maybe life isn't a statistic improbability, we were just unlucky.

[spiral cosmos]

Seems likely

[mint spear]

You're almost kind of right. We're in a quiet part of space. Compare us to living in a village where everyone else is in towns and cities.

Oh wow, I didn't expect anyone to agree with me.

[void plank]

That actually kinda makes sense

[mint spear]

Because well, although I find the universe so fascinating, if the rest of it is similar to what is nearby to us, it would be a pretty boring thing to explore. Especially considering how long it takes to get around it.

Gosh. I saw Markiplier playing a game called solar smash, which was a game where you could choose between various planets, some real, some from science fiction. One of them was a terraformed version of Mars. He marbled at it, the possibility of humans going to another planet and making it as lively as Earth.

Gosh, I marble at it too, can you imagine that? The possibility that in the future there will be humans born in another planet?

[void plank]

Yup I had that on my phone for a bit.

Think it was the same game.

[mint spear]

Gosh, I'd give anything to go to Mars.

[void plank]

Meh. I think as far as making a planet livable Venus is out best bet.. it's closer to us and closer to our size than mars just have to figure out a way to neutralize the acid atmosphere neutralized acid if I remember correctly turns into water or salt water don't remember which high school was a very long time ago lol

[mint spear]

Well whatever, Mars, Venus. I'll take any planet. I just want to get out of this planet.

[spiral cosmos]

I hear Elon might need some brave volunteers 😁

Key word "brave lol

[mint spear]

Heh, I'd rather the space effort not be spear headed by him

I want our journey to space to be a humanitarian effort, not done by some private company that wants to do it for no other reason than clout and profit

[spiral cosmos]

Well you gotta start somewhere lol

[mint spear]

I remember seeing an article where Elon said that when colonies are established on Mars, if people wanted to go there but didn't have the money to pay for the journey, they could take out a loan that would then be repaid in the colony through indetured servitude.

Basically he wants slaves in space

Like the Outer Worlds.

[spiral cosmos]

I think he's probably going for diversity because he realizes almost no one is brave/crazy or rich enough 😆

[mint spear]

Hey, I'd do it gladly, I'd go to space in a heartbeat, there could be a 50% chance of death and I'd still go. I'd just not rather be made a slave.

And I doubt there's a short supply of people wanting to go space.

I'm sure there are at least a million people like me who are sick of this planet and just want to leave. And I'm sure some of them are at least slightly competent enough to go to space.

[spiral cosmos]

Wait a minute shouldn't Elon be paying you instead of asking you to take a loan 😆 lol that dude is funny

[mint spear]

Yeah probably, but I don't expect him to be sensible.

[spiral cosmos]

Just don't nuke mars lol

[silver mantle]

Nuking mars would probably help

Would have something to capture heat for a while

[mint spear]

Actually, I'm just thinking, in the future, when Mars gains a substantial population, there'd probably be a high possibility of them wanting larger independence from Earth. Kind of like what happened with the New World colonies.

It'd be absolutely horrible, but can you imagine the first interplanetary war?

[silver mantle]

Mars is just an awful place; we'd be better off settling on space stations

[mint spear]

Aww, I'd still want to terraform it.

[spiral cosmos]

It has cool rocks tho

I call dibs on titan

[mint spear]

Can you imagine Earth having a twin? A planet just as green and blue as ours?

[spiral cosmos]

Well you can find them in NMS so why not xD

[mint spear]

Yeah, but something real. Walking on grass and soil from another planet, that'd be a dream.

I'd either want to go to outer space or deep into the sea. Something away from current society. Exploring the deep ocean sounds as much fun as it would be to explore space.

[spiral cosmos]

And probably even more dangerous yaaay haha

[mint spear]

Danger is my middle name 😎

[spiral cosmos]

Danger is not my middle name xD

Lol

[mint spear]

Actually my middle name is Jorge, but you get what I mean

[spiral cosmos]

Nice name

[mint spear]

Thanks! :3

[spiral cosmos]

Mine starts with a j too

[mint spear]

Oh that's cool. My initials are AJLC

I have four names, yes I know, very greedy.

[spiral cosmos]

:o EJC

I want a 4th name no fair

[mint spear]

Hahaha, well you can have mine :3

You can have Lopes, that's my third name

[spiral cosmos]

Dude my names suck lol

Epic

[mint spear]

You can always change your name if you don't like them

Unless you're attached

I was actually thinking of changing my first name, since it's the same name of my father.

[spiral cosmos]

😔

Idk where I'd be without my dad tbh lol

[mint spear]

Hey, that's fair. What matters is that you're here now 🙂

[spiral cosmos]

Haha ty :3 time to try this awesome update

I can see why it got you thinking. Graphics look insane

[mint spear]

You haven't tried it? Man it's so cool! Do me a favor and try to warp to another system, the new animation is sick

Good luck friend, hope you have fun, happy travels, interloper!

[spiral cosmos]

Oh lordt I am rdy lol

Flying pets so good to see NMS listens to the community

The skies look so cool now! Fitting haha

[mint spear]

Yeah, I wonder what is next. I'm content with what we have now, I could probably just spend countless hours exploring the galaxy and be happy with it. But on the track Hello Games is going, I have this unchecked excitement that fills me to the brim. It just makes me wonder what's next.

Oh go inside a space station, there's something cool inside!

[spiral cosmos]

The endless computer upgrading continues... haha xD

Have to say though even standard graphics look so much better

[night bobcat]

On topic lol

#no-mans-sky

😛

[mint spear]

Oh I apologize. My bad 🤭

[spiral cosmos]

Lol

[night bobcat]

No biggie, just didn't want it to keep going - every channel goes off topic at some point in conversations

[spiral cosmos]

Hey it's good we have an off topic channel. Most servers dont!

[opaque tartan]

Cheese sandwich

[night bobcat]

Yes

[opaque tartan]

@night bobcat
https://c.tenor.com/aPKSReQwOLwAAAAM/hello-top-of-the-morning.gif

[night bobcat]

Lol

Good morning @opaque tartan

[opaque tartan]

Good day good Sir @night bobcat

[night bobcat]

How's it going today?

[opaque tartan]

Not too bad mate, slept really well for a change

Get to sleep in a bit on Saturday

Making some coffee and hopefully enjoy the sun

Weather is nice again, it got rainy the last few days

[night bobcat]

Sweet, glad to hear it

[opaque tartan]

@night bobcat sorry mate was feeding the cat

How are you and pup today?

[mint spear]

What kind of coffee? 🙂

[opaque tartan]

Is it evening there?

[opaque tartan]

Burundi Arabica

[night bobcat]

0420 noodles is dozing still

[mint spear]

Nice! I love coffee, coffee is great

[opaque tartan]

Coffee stops bad things

[mint spear]

If I could survive off of all the different kinds of coffee for the rest of my life, I would

[opaque tartan]

Coffee cake

[white dagger]

I am tired

[mint spear]

Mood

[white dagger]

So

[mint spear]

Is there any particular reason for it? Want to talk about it?

[opaque tartan]

@silver mantle
https://www.pcgamer.com/dan-abnett-wrote-all-the-orc-dialogue-in-both-mordor-games-and-has-never-recovered/

[silver mantle]

Nice

[opaque tartan]

So Mr Biden is visiting soon and they dropped off a couple of helicopters at the RAF base near me.
So cool

@dusty magnet you might like this

[silver mantle]

Never visits me

I'm cool!

[opaque tartan]

I meant the plane was cool Thena!

It should visit you, you are cool