off-topic-bond-james-bond

[heavy vale]

It’s pretty chill

[gaunt reef]

start shivering near a cute guy

[safe path]

You jacket o3o

[gaunt reef]

bruh

[heavy vale]

HAH

[safe path]

Aww I was waiting for Hex to tell me to get out xD

[heavy vale]

Maybe he’s a-gone right now?

[gaunt reef]

He's nice tbh, never does death threats

[safe path]

XD

[mint spear]

That's common innit?

[safe path]

I don't think like that it is

[mint spear]

Like not just during storms that happens alot

Usually more in lake superior tho

[safe path]

I know it freezes but not that bad iirc?

[mint spear]

nah it can pretty commonly

You ever see the ice crystals on the shore?

Look like dihydrogen crystals from no man's sky

Also I don't mean tooooo common but it's not like a one time occurrence a storms doing this

[safe path]

I've only ever seen the traverse bay lighthouse freeze

But that image looks like a damn cthulhu or something

[mint spear]

I know there's this one lighthouse that freezes over alot alot

There's alot of pictures of it

Actually I think that might be the one idk

Different angle

Oh ya speaking of those lightbouses

That algae around em is slippery as hell holy fucking shit

[gaunt reef]

ok I should play cry of fear at night

[mint spear]

Almost got swept to the lake after slipping on it

[gaunt reef]

doesnt feel impactful when its nice and sunny out

[mint spear]

watch snow piercer

@safe path doing more research has lead me to old articles about actual ice caves being formed on lake michigan

[silver mantle]

well the great lakes are all glacial leftovers

[mint spear]

they're coming back

they're going to take out ohio and make another lake I'm telling you

[tropic folio]

Good

[mint spear]

I actually love the environment and funky things about michigan like our lakes it's why I don't think I can live well in many other states

[safe path]

Taking out Ohio doesn't seem so bad. Or Indiana for that matter

[mint spear]

nah ohio

I have a grudge on a crab from ohio

[tropic folio]

Wanna know the state with the most hometown astronauts?

Ohio

[mint spear]

we can make lake Inferior

[safe path]

Wanna know what Indiana is good for? Nothing.

[mint spear]

or maybe the yooper...

[tropic folio]

Proof that people are willing to leave the fucking planet to get away from Ohio

[mint spear]

Not true there's a dangerous water park that barely fits into safety regulations there @safe path

It is very fun

Also I had the best strawberry shake of my life there

[safe path]

I still say its a shit hole lol

[mint spear]

everyone from ohio is made of corn actually

ohio is one giant corn maze and all the residents are people who have been lost inside it

[heavy vale]

Indiana invented Prozac and bloody marys

[safe path]

Well they needed to after all the bs that happens there

[mint spear]

This reminds me

[heavy vale]

Also Miami Beach

[safe path]

Anyways, I'm tired. Took my meds. I'm about to pass out like you do in Valheim

[mint spear]

Whenever you cross the state border to indiana the roads just get....

Better

[heavy vale]

Sleep well Natani

[mint spear]

I've never seen a roads that smooth

it was surreal

[heavy vale]

May your wall decorations encourage your sleep throughout night

[mint spear]

The highway was smooth!!

[safe path]

HA! Indiana is nothing but road work lol

475 bent 2 rims on my car the day we got it

[mint spear]

michigan roads can hardly be classified as roads

[safe path]

Oh I know, I've lived there for years. Anyways bed

[mint spear]

I actually remember the first nice road i saw

I biked on it for hours

I was small then so it was amazing

The road was also a hill

I should go on a winter stroll in the park all this nice talk of the cold sounds fun

Obviously bundled up

i actually haven't worn a coat in about a year so I'd have to find that

[civic ferry]

Man, going to southern/western states to see the roads is nuts

I get weirded out by a road that doesn't have a crack or pothole between every telephone pole

[fickle obsidian]

infrastructure being maintained, what the heLL?!

[civic ferry]

It has more to do with weather being more stable

[fickle obsidian]

oh, well, i guess that would also help

[civic ferry]

Freezing/warming cycles are pretty bad for roads

[fickle obsidian]

smh why haven't they invented a freezywarmy adaptive road then, sMH

[civic ferry]

As it turns out, new england is a tad notorious for fickle weather

[fickle obsidian]

like we've been at this roads business for like a thousand+ years or so, right?

[digital marsh]

morning all of u

[fickle obsidian]

how stupid can we be to not get roads right, lmao

[civic ferry]

Combine that with salt and plows scraping away, you result in roads that constantly need repairs

[heavy vale]

Cars versus roads is way harder than horses, apparently

[civic ferry]

You know the answer, right?

Clearly it's the hyperloop

[fickle obsidian]

NONO

It's SOLAR ROADS

[civic ferry]

Mmm, I love the solar road shenanigan

But hyperloop recently released a theme park ride and called it a full test

[fickle obsidian]

so wait in the game of cars, roads, horses, are horses vs. roads a stalemate?

and cars just beat everything?

[civic ferry]

Horses vs roads is a shitty contest

In that they poop everywhere

...I just remembered one seven day period where we had a thunderstorm, hail, a snowstorm, and possibly an ice storm

And then we get a random 60°F day in January

[steady cairn]

Sounds like the midwest lol.

[civic ferry]

Hard to get bored around here

[steady cairn]

Snow randomly in april sometimes hah.

[civic ferry]

Other places get more extreme weather, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't usually flip-flop so much

...that January day was nice.
Went out to the woods to have a picnic

Also weird fact, new england homes typically have larger closets near exits than homes built elsewhere

[silver mantle]

in the coming years me and my dad are building a covered bbq area so I can check off "grilled salmon in the snow" off my list

[civic ferry]

...you can't just shovel out around the grill?

[tropic folio]

I think the intention was for an awning or other shield from the elements overhead

[silent wagon]

Git gud and grill it on a shield

[silver mantle]

yeah the idea is to grill or bbq regardless of weather conditions

[silent wagon]

Make an iron shield then grill on it 😌

[civic ferry]

January

[silent wagon]

This is brilliant plan, I swear

[silver mantle]

god i could prolly tempt my dad to get into blacksmithing with me

let's not

[silent wagon]

Dew it

[civic ferry]

Dew the dew

[silent wagon]

Forge nerdy shit like the Highlander sword

[civic ferry]

Couple weeks later, lol

No wait, sorry. 6 days

Oh hey, here's the jerk that pecked my car

Turkeys are a pain. They know a car doesn't want to run them down.

They get all cocky about it

...i need sleep

[heavy vale]

The turkeys here use the marked crosswalks

And wait for traffic to stop for them

My theory is that’s because all the truck dudes serve as evolutionary pressure

[steady otter]

Yo

Anyone?

[mighty quartz]

but ya

1,000,000 United States Dollar equals
1,264,330.00 Canadian dollars

you may be right though some stuff may be more pricy

@steady otter

[steady otter]

Yo

We can talk in here

[whole nest]

@steady otter https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/750-Mountain-Home-Rd-Woodside-CA-94062/15597219_zpid/?

[mighty quartz]

but if you're in the big cities you'll end up with 2 million->60 million for a house

[whole nest]

didnt know about this channel, ty

[steady otter]

60 mill

Wtffff

[mighty quartz]

and that's just lowballing it

[steady otter]

18000 sq ft

Wtf

[mighty quartz]

Once listed for $350 million, the Chartwell Estate is the most expensive home ever sold in California

That's about the top end @steady otter

Notch from minecraft bought his for 70 million

and most stars are in that range or in the 100 millions

[whole nest]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/67-Beverly-Park-Ct-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20533576_zpid/

[steady otter]

Ye we are not stars lol

Obviously

[mighty quartz]

lol but the average house would litterally be the woodside house @whole nest showed earlier

[steady otter]

What’s cal avenge house price

[whole nest]

well, average around me would be 3-15mil

48mil is high end around me

[mighty quartz]

land looks like this

but that's just land near the cities

land outside the cities you can get for 100-300

[steady otter]

Bruhhhh here it’s 1.3 mill definitely cheaper

[dim egret]

Bruhhh

[mighty quartz]

but is it the same size?

[mighty quartz]

the land in the pic is like a 1/4 an acre total

or half an acre

[dim egret]

My window and metal are iced over

[mighty quartz]

fun

[whole nest]

this is just 2.5 acres of land

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/75-Isabella-Ave-Atherton-CA-94027/89236936_zpid/?

[steady otter]

Here 7k sq ft is 1.3 mill

[heavy vale]

Ugh Woodside

[steady otter]

In some places

Not here

[heavy vale]

These are terrible places

[steady otter]

No shit

[whole nest]

@heavy vale You know of woodside?

[heavy vale]

The cities I mean

And atherton, the Manhattan of Redwood City

[whole nest]

yup

[steady otter]

Just go buy a mansion in Las Vegas

Cheaper

[whole nest]

Gotta love this area I live in, where if I want a non-fastfood cheeseburger, it costs $15+

[mighty quartz]

That I think all of us can agree on XD

[steady otter]

That’s cheap what

[whole nest]

cheap?

[fickle obsidian]

on the plus side, if you have any damp cloths that need drying, you could probably hang them up by freezing them to the window

[steady otter]

Cal homes are small for more tho not worth it

[mighty quartz]

actually that would be the ocean side homes

those are literally 1 bedroom houses with giant windows facing the ocean

[steady otter]

Too small

Here you can get huge house for 1.3 mill

[heavy vale]

Sounds dreamy except for the neighbors

I’d like a small cottage on an acre of land with trees at the border to keep out people please

[mighty quartz]

yep that's california for you

the farther you go form the city the bigger the house is

but the closer to the city the more likely it looks like a studio apartment

[heavy vale]

There’s an inverse law of gravity there

Apparently the high concentrations of people strengthen gravitational constants

So the housing code has laws in place that require you to build smaller and denser in cities

[steady otter]

Lol our house is like 4000 sq ft and it’s allready too big imagine 18000

[mighty quartz]

Some cities even have rules on how big you can build on a lot

[steady otter]

LMAO

[heavy vale]

Imagine cleaning 4000sqft alone

[mighty quartz]

for example something like 20% of a lot has to not be part of a house and not covered in concrete

[steady otter]

Wdym

[mighty quartz]

because before that rule people literally built their houses to the edge of a lot

[heavy vale]

Back yards are the true status symbol

[mighty quartz]

in some cases some of the lots were the size of a city block in width so they built their lots the entire block width ruining the views for neighbors

[heavy vale]

For everyone else there’s borderless mansions

[steady otter]

Yes we have

It’s ok

Eh I live in neighborhood where all the houses are 4000 sq ft

[heavy vale]

I’m sorry

[mighty quartz]

lol SF is like that btw only the original houses have actual front and back yards all the rest is wall to wall

[steady otter]

Avoid nyc

At all costs

[mighty quartz]

lol CA's equivilent is LA

[steady otter]

La is okay

I don’t understand why cal is sooo expensive

La you can buy mansion for 1.5 mill

[mighty quartz]

Comes down to prop 13

prop 13 makes it so your property tax is never more than 1-2% of an increase per year

so if you live in a house for 30 years you'll only see an average of 30% increase maybe 60% increase your entire life

unlike other areas (or before prop 13) when the tax bill skyrocketed to unaffordable levels

[steady otter]

Like Canada

Bruh

[mighty quartz]

I think just about all of the rest of the states don't have that rule

The other thing California has going for it is the weather

while everyone else is snowed in this week, we get to enjoy a nice balmy 60 degrees

[steady otter]

Not worth it just for the weather

[mighty quartz]

There’s a lot of other reasons but those tend to be the top two I think

The main two downsides are the fires and earthquakes

(Besides the high costs)

But if you know how to live in a fire or earthquake zone then the two downsides really aren’t much of anything

[dim egret]

Cant wait to get my galaxy watch 3 and have the screen for it be an omnitrix

[steady otter]

Cost too high only worth it if your star

[teal raptor]

hello

[gaunt reef]

oof some bored individual is raiding a server I'm in to the point of almost making my client crash

so it stops at 999 as expected

oh it can go 2k+ too wow

F

[terse cargo]

may it rest in peace

[teal raptor]

lol

I remember that

I used to be in dozens of PoGo Spoofing Discords, they were being attacked all the time

funny shit

I once had 13k pings in one day

[silent pebble]

What the fuck

How does one get pinged that many times

[gaunt reef]

some really pissed off user got an army of bots to ping a small bunch of people

the only couple of active mods dont have a direct ban permission so they had to use dyno

[ember wing]

perhaps the mod permissions require a bit of a rethink 🤔

[pulsar hazel]

anyone here played FTL before?

I'm livid at failing to destroy the flagship twice

[heavy vale]

I have. That’s normal.

You’ll beat it eventually. I have some personal theories on how to survive it. But at the end of the day, it’s a big bad boss in a video game, with specific patterns to learn and plan for.

If you’ve only made it there a couple times, don’t worry! You’re doing swell.

[terse sedge]

use drones, ion cannon and burst lasers 😄

[heavy vale]

Yuck, drones

Which is why I’m not offering tips; what works for me doesn’t work for others.

[pulsar hazel]

Hahaha

I teleported my 2 mantis' into the main deck 3 times

and not into the missles

[heavy vale]

Oops 🙂

[pulsar hazel]

I was so mad at myself when they died back on my ship by suffocating

[terse sedge]

that was my first setup to beat flagship 😛

[heavy vale]

But right there, you’ve learned a critical boss thing for next time: those missiles!

Those missiles.

[pulsar hazel]

Missiles!

[terse sedge]

when i will be back home i can ask my friend about other builds that he beat it with 😛

[pulsar hazel]

[terse cargo]

i put on a cloaking device

[lucid granite]

Wait what the heck where did HighExplosiv go?

[terse cargo]

and put it to max level to get 100% dodge while invisible

cant touch this

[lucid granite]

[terse cargo]

oh also in my opinion the zoltan cruiser is pretty good

[gaunt reef]

ooh what's this

[safe path]

What's a cloaked message

[heavy vale]

a joke about this?

[safe path]

Ya know I really hate how the ban button is right next to the back button on my phone

[heavy vale]

it makes sense alphabetically

[undone moat]

inb4 nat accidentally bans someone

[safe path]

It's almost happened

[heavy vale]

there's a dialog right

goes and gets the invite link just in case

[safe path]

Like if I click on a user to see profile info and go to click the back arrow to get out of it. Ban is right below the arrow lol

I just woke up, went to read the messages. Phone started to slip from my hands, and as I fumbled it. It brought up SuperFire's profile and I pressed back and it almost hit ban lol

[undone moat]

[safe path]

But ya it does require confirmation

Which is great lol

[terse cargo]

phone slips, hits ban, natani in panik loses grip, slips onto the yes button

[gaunt reef]

wait, right next to back button? iOS?

god I hate the internet now, every time I read a text that has "among us" it makes me think of the shitty memes

[safe path]

no, android

[gaunt reef]

🤔

[safe path]

I changed the default button layout because its stupid that they changed it after all these years

[thick stump]

oh nice the bot adds screenshots to louvre now

[lucid granite]

It seems to still be manual

Cause it says "approved by (name)"

My guess is that it places the images (or links to the images) that have more than 5 reactions in a channel for the mods to see

Then deletes them once approved

That way organization is way easier

And louvre images don't get missed.

[heavy vale]

oh hooray congrats mods

[safe path]

Yeah we have a new system. You can thank Doc and Red

They both worked their asses off

[lucid granite]

Dang now I'm curious as to how exactly it works

[heavy vale]

is there a manual list of 'tags that contain hearts to the human eye but not in their title'

asking for a friend

[lucid granite]

I doubt it looks for hearts, probably just reactions

Which is why it has to be approved

[safe path]

I am not sure how much I can discuss, since its not my work, but yes it looks for hearts

[lucid granite]

Oh, wow

Just hearts from this server's emote list?

[heavy vale]

(anyone, if you see an image that has all the hearts but the bot hasn't recognized as worthy of louvre, please do of course point it out to the mods so it can be elevated)

[safe path]

Like I said, not sure how much I can discuss, Doc may explain more when they are up

[heavy vale]

i don't wish to pry further into the details, my question is more of a joke than real

bot coding is the best

[lucid granite]

I wish to pry further into the details

[safe path]

I just don't want to overstep my bounds on explaining the process lol

[lucid granite]

This all sounds very interesting, lol

Also I don't think I've ever seen Doc on this server

[safe path]

I mean I know how it works, Ive seen the code, but its not my place to tell lol

[lucid granite]

Does the entire process of approving take place on this server specifically, like in a private channel, or is there an external place?

[rain belfry]

fact: 67% of people with girl pfp's on the internet are male

[safe path]

@timid talon Some folks are very interested in the changes you and @limber fractal made. Mind if I share a bit more on how it works or do you wanna explain it?

[heavy vale]

what a jerk thing to throw out randomly

[rain belfry]

wha

[lucid granite]

Yeah come on, you gotta use percentages to signify 2/3? Ridiculous.

[rain belfry]

oh yes, my bad

[heavy vale]

one, it's not a measurable provable point, because the internet, so it's not a fact

[rain belfry]

it just makes it sound more alarming with percentages

[heavy vale]

two, it's not funny

[safe path]

Red o3o

[rain belfry]

atoll going rage

[heavy vale]

atoll is a volcanic island

[rain belfry]

:triggered:

[timid talon]

@safe path sure, go for it 🙂

[limber fractal]

Yes, approval process happens in this server. A channel accessible only to mods.

[heavy vale]

i said so in my pfp

[safe path]

Alright sweet, tyvm Doc!

[lucid granite]

Ah, neat

[timid talon]

@limber fractal 🛏️

[safe path]

Sorry if I woke you XD

[lucid granite]

So it looks for emotes that are specifically hearts, right? Is that just from this server's emote list?

[limber fractal]

You didn't

[heavy vale]

my bet is on emoji name contains the word 'heart' or is in a hand-coded list

[timid talon]

all the standard discord hearts + any custom emoji that contains 'heart'

[safe path]

Alright so basically there is a set reactions that the bot looks for,once a post is found and has (x) number of reactions varried of the hearts pre-defined. We get a ping in a specific channel and have to ya or nay it 🙂

the simple of it XD

All I know is that these two spent a lot of time and effor to get this to work ❤️

[lucid granite]

Alright, cool. I believe that answers most of my questions. Really cool system

[heavy vale]

@lucid granite if you can identify any custom emojis from this server that have hearts in them, but don't contain the word 'heart' in the :labelwhatever:, then you could improve things by pointing those out

[safe path]

Doc and Red are both amazing and I appreciate both of them for their work here

[heavy vale]

(it's possible they already checked, but to support the discussion from my QA aspect)

[timid talon]

dunno about a lot, but thanks ❤️

[safe path]

Oh come on you know it was a lot of work xD

[timid talon]

it was a lot of discussion, not that much code 😛

[safe path]

Touche

[lucid granite]

In the long run, this saved a bunch of work of having to constantly keep tabs on #nms-photomode-gallery and #no-mans-art, so I'd say whether it was a lot of work or not, it's a really nice idea.

So good job

[timid talon]

honestly, kudos to the mods for doing it the hard way for so long

[safe path]

Tbh I think they both deserve a raise if we were paid lol

[lucid granite]

[safe path]

Damn.. if only I could get paid for being a Discord mod lol

[lucid granite]

Some day perhaps

[timid talon]

maybe use your position to start some kinda pyramid scheme 🤔

[lucid granite]

What a genius idea

Illegal I think, but genius

[safe path]

Hmm..

Alright so I have this awesome product. Gunna call it TapeFlex

[lucid granite]

I've used this emote twice today now

[safe path]

Gunna need a bunch of people to do work for me so I can sell it to you for massive mark up and you sell it to others and recruit more XD

[rain belfry]

in africa every second a second passes

[safe path]

The rains are also blessed down in Africa

[lucid granite]

Nah I cursed the rains in Africa

[terse cargo]

together we can stop this

[safe path]

HOW DARE YOU

[lucid granite]

I'm sorry, it just seemed so easy to do

So many people were blessing it, who would notice if I just cursed it, y'know?

[safe path]

XD

[candid arch]

HI

Since the atari 2600

I've had a lot of gaming systems over the years

right now I've got all 3 Xbox one's, a Series X, a PS3, a Vita probably a couple more

just on gear vr

I don't have a place to use it

I want to build a shop eventually so I can have enough room

I've got an older gaming pc

It's running a closed loop water cooled 4770k with a samsung ssd and 2 980 ti's

My son has a really nice computer now. He spent like $6k on it. It's fullly water cooled

He's even upgraded it since then

He got a custom built case for it

That's really just a mid ranged laptop

I bought my son one like that for christmas last year

My laptop still runs a 2 series processor. I haven't used it in a while

it is cute

[wispy belfry]

goddamn

i had to do chores for like 6 months to get my "meh" pc

ryzen 5 and 1050

ti

[candid arch]

Sorry, I'm going to have to go if I'm going to get my quicksilver missions done. If you want a transporter or galactic trade terminal built on your freighter let me know . Also, I've got bases by a couple of crashed freighters, exotics, and multitools. I've also got 529k units of activated indium if you're interested

It's a C 41 and a B 42

[wispy belfry]

do you mean a total of 529,000 units, or 529,000 pieces of Activated Indium @candid arch

[candid arch]

It's like anything in the game. Everything is measured in units

so yes I have 529k pieces of activated indium

at my base that is

[wispy belfry]

ok. thats what i thought

you on laptop or desktop?

[candid arch]

no prolem

[wispy belfry]

uh... its prob in the settngs somewhere

theres probably a place called "about this pc"

no gpu?

[candid arch]

there is but I can't remember where it is

[wispy belfry]

you on windows?

[candid arch]

you can right click on an empty screen and get display settings

it will tell what gpu you have

@wispy belfry If you ever need anything let me know I'll see what I can do if I'm playing the game

[wispy belfry]

overall, i know many things and can do almost anything myself. i say almost because derelicts minorly scare me and the ocean it T E R R I F Y I N G

so i prob wont need anything

[candid arch]

If either of you decide to build an activated indium base I've got a couple great planets to build them on

[wispy belfry]

remember, i already have one

and im already a billionaire

mine makes 500,000,000 a day

[candid arch]

@wispy belfry you could show @sturdy sable how to build one maybe

[wispy belfry]

you are to early to really be thinking about them

[wispy belfry]

i will, but i want to wait until frosty is a bit farther in

[candid arch]

@wispy belfry I had an activated indium base on my survival save very early with around 108k units of storage. It's not too early

even before I started my story lines

[wispy belfry]

im thinking once he's done the base quest and artemis

[wispy belfry]

was it your first save though?

wtf

[candid arch]

no it was my second one

[wispy belfry]

even we can mess up a channel thats meant to be impossible to be mess up

[candid arch]

I wish I would have had more help on my first one

[wispy belfry]

we're on topic in #off-topic-bond-james-bond

smh

[candid arch]

We can' DM all three and the on topic area was getting too toxic

[wispy belfry]

heres a deal: once @sturdy sable finishes the base quest (and some of the terminal parts of it) i will fully explain and help provide materials for him to make a farm of his choice

[candid arch]

That's your choice. I'd never tell you any different

[wispy belfry]

wdym?

[candid arch]

On how you want to play and when you decide it's time to help someone

[wispy belfry]

i said the base quest

once you get to the point where you have to recharge, thats when your done

for the main part of the base quest.

[candid arch]

I"ve got to get gone my Xbox keeps timing out

[wispy belfry]

ok. have fun!

[candid arch]

Both of you also

[wispy belfry]

nice

are you working on the base quest?

it will give you lots of good blueprints

like a Large Refiner

what recharge one?

ah. so there is the base computer, and the base one.

imo the base computer is useless.

i would focus on the base one

with the terminals

[ember wing]

so not that useless

[wispy belfry]

oh lol

[safe path]

wat, for a moment I thought this was main chat lol

[heavy vale]

i suspect other folks in #nms-questions would love to see this bit of chat

since that's a really useful list

[wispy belfry]

i jus never finished it

[heavy vale]

i learned the hard way what's on that list 😐

[ember wing]

its been posted loads of times and at one point was pinned ... but with the 50 pin limit it got unpinned

[wispy belfry]

whats a oxygen harvester

[ember wing]

it sucks o2 out of the atmosphere, fill it with fuel and let it collect o2

[wispy belfry]

meh

i already have a 02 farm

[ember wing]

but if you find a o2 hotspot then its no longer required

[wispy belfry]

yeah

so its basically useless

[ember wing]

well early game if you don't have any survey stuff or the extractors/depots unlocked then its very handy as it saves you having to buy o2 ... it's just a pain to get there due to the 90 minute wait between BC accesses

[wispy belfry]

yup

but since im mildly late game its useless

[safe path]

what what is going on in here

[wispy belfry]

as i have said before: #off-topic-bond-james-bond message

[safe path]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[wispy belfry]

But Why not?

the other chat was too crowded

and this one was off topic... then it wasnt

[heavy vale]

this is for not-about-NMS chat

[wispy belfry]

ik

but it slowly became #on-topic

not right away

[heavy vale]

it happens to us all once in a while, and then it gets taken to the right channel

no shame in that

[safe path]

Will just say this, if it gets to NMS heavy please take it to one of the NMS specific channels or DM's lol

[dusty magnet]

Whats a nms

[ember wing]

if you don't know that by now you should hand your head in shame ... 😉

[heavy vale]

Nightmares, duh

They’re like dreams but bad

[dusty magnet]

Wait dreams are supposed to be good?

[dusky rain]

I'm sitting here in a boring room

[dusty magnet]

Oh boy I'm boutta apply for college 😬

Never thought I'd be doing that tbh

[dusky rain]

I'ts just another rainy Sunday afternoon

I'm wasting my time I got nothing to do

[dusty magnet]

Play some vidya

[dusky rain]

I'm hanging around I'm waiting for you

but nothing ever happend

And i wonder

I'm driving around in my car

I'm driving too fast , i'm driving too far

[heavy vale]

@safe path we've reached the "transcribe song lyrics for XP" stage of #memes🤡 evolution apparently

[dusky rain]

naah is fun

[silver mantle]

keep it safe for work

[dusty magnet]

S||i||x

[silver mantle]

pfft i can see through censor

[terse cargo]

aethena is too advanced of an AI

[mint spear]

gets banned

[dusty magnet]

:o nacho!

[mint spear]

I said bad word

I am a bad boy 😎

[silver mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-of-sauron-fire-lord-of-the-rings-eye-gif-11521310

[mint spear]

Quick look over there!

[silver mantle]

shoulda made that loop better

[mint spear]

insert cuss word

[undone moat]

Socks.

[mint spear]

Sects

[undone moat]

Sector Six

[safe path]

[undone moat]

Sonk

Sos

[dusty magnet]

Oh snap

[undone moat]

snans

[dusty magnet]

Guys I wanna fly a cessna

[undone moat]

fly a nessca

[silent wagon]

@undone moat Are you a popsicle yet?

[undone moat]

no not yet

[fickle obsidian]

@silent wagon are you?

[silent wagon]

It's weirdly warm here, just snowy

[safe path]

Is power still not restored?

[silent wagon]

So no 😆

[undone moat]

if I were a popsicle, would you lick me? 😏

[dusty magnet]

No.

[silent wagon]

Liar

[dusty magnet]

Yuck.

[undone moat]

damb.

[dusty magnet]

Gross.

Icky.

Stinky.

||Smelly even||

[undone moat]

I do smell pretty rank right now ngl

I haven't showered since sunday

[silent wagon]

Oof

Go fill your tub with snow til you have enough water for a bath, ez

[dusty magnet]

Big brain

Coldest bath of your life tho

[untold elm]

Depends

What flavor

[eternal thorn]

popsicle flavor

[undone moat]

skin, probably

[untold elm]

Nah fam

I like blueberry

But not that

[undone moat]

idk what flavor I'd be if I were a flavor tbh

need an outside opinion on that one

[dusty magnet]

I think pineapple

Not afraid to bite back

[heavy vale]

laffy taffy

[mental jacinth]

We have a problem

WERE

Is

MEME CHANNEL

[heavy vale]

The mods set a minimum level requirement on it. Leveling up requires participating in the Discord, and only takes a couple days to do so.

[mental jacinth]

Can I cus

[heavy vale]

I don't understand the question, but #server-rules is probably a better reply than anything I might come up with.

[mental jacinth]

I cant

But I can work with this

MOTHERTRUCKER

Replace the T with F

The second T

[heavy vale]

Out of curiosity, besides #memes🤡, what's kept you on this Discord for six months?

[mental jacinth]

I've been on this for 2yrs

[heavy vale]

Oh ok, sorry, I'm easily confused. But still.

[mental jacinth]

Oh sorry I've been on this for 6 months

!!!!

I played alot of no man's sky

[heavy vale]

Sweet!

[mental jacinth]

But alas I do not play anymore

How can I get back to my memes

[heavy vale]

Do anything but lurking. Eventually, it'll reappear.

[mental jacinth]

Ok

😢

[heavy vale]

They considered just deleting the channel forever, if it's of any comfort.

[mental jacinth]

I believe that made it worse

I have so many funny

[sterile tartan]

You can cuss lol

[mental jacinth]

Oh

[sterile tartan]

Just not in a hostile way at people

[mental jacinth]

Godtidyfuckendamnit

[sterile tartan]

Haha

[undone moat]

ur pineapple

I'd post a fun fact about pineapple but it's nsfw so nvm

[clever vessel]

i think pineapple

[heavy vale]

Grapefruit interferes with some medications, which can make it pretty unsafe for work

Unless your goal is to not work in which case perhaps useful but off-label use for sure

[sterile tartan]

It also can make some pain killers more effective so you can take less but They don't want you to know that

[heavy vale]

I can imagine that's one of those "we can't predict how much more effective reliably" things?

[sterile tartan]

Probably

I assume it's a trial and error thing if the patient figures it out haha

[heavy vale]

consumes one grapefruit

REALITY IS AN ERROR

YOU ARE ALL ON TRIAL

don't forget to get a gift receipt!

[sterile tartan]

S0ul's mom takes hers with a big-ish drink of grapefruit juice and I feel that amount was carefully figured out lmao

[heavy vale]

yeah i imagine

[sterile tartan]

I'm too stubborn for real pain medicine bahaha

[dim egret]

Try reverse image search

[dusty magnet]

Anyone know where I can find a really large handgun

[silent wagon]

Deagle?

[dusty magnet]

Yessir

[silent wagon]

.44 or .50?

[dusty magnet]

.357

[silent wagon]

Oh shit, forgot they had .357 versions

[dim egret]

Drinking 3 mcdonalds chocolate milks hurts

[mint spear]

pikachu

[dim egret]

Yes moon

[mint spear]

I'm gonna combine the two convos

[dim egret]

moon

[mint spear]

Cards?

whats the happy meal toy thing

I have a gold charizard around here somwhere

n the pokeball

I had more but my evil aunt stole all my toys when I was lil

[mint spear]

cards

[mint spear]

i gotta go do a thing

[dim egret]

Bye bye

[fickle obsidian]

what year is it?!

[dim egret]

2021?

Gen 4 for the win

[fickle obsidian]

wait did i stop at gen 3

which gen was ruby

[dim egret]

2 i think

[fringe ibex]

Isn't gen 2 gold and silver?

[dim egret]

maybe

[fringe ibex]

Ruby is 3 I believe

[heavy vale]

hi bye moon

[dim egret]

my holo's from my 4 packs

no cyndaquil tho

[lone echo]

hey

[dusty magnet]

Sammich time

[dusty magnet]

hi

[limber fractal]

[dusty magnet]

It me

[clever vessel]

it bee

red you look like you're about to enjoy snapping half the population out of existence

[mint spear]

my eyes are sawdust

[clever vessel]

does saw dust pour out of your eye sockets when you bend over?

[dusty magnet]

I'm so nervous to enroll in college lmao

[clever vessel]

it do be scary doe

[dusty magnet]

I hate school so we'll see how it goes

[mint spear]

I hate school more

[dusty magnet]

No I do

I hate it so much that I'm re-enrolling

Out of spite

[undone moat]

turns out I could be out of power and water for the next week @tropic folio

this is stupid

everyone else around us has running water & power

[civic ferry]

pokemon cards?

where's your pile of ancient mews @fickle obsidian

[fickle obsidian]

pspspspsps

[civic ferry]

I have the first second gen pokemon ever revealed

I forgot they showed levels on them , lol. Lvl 44 ho-oh

Compared to level five pikachu, that's not much scaling

[safe path]

Quiz time! Whats the first Legendary Ash saw?

15 seconds

[dusty magnet]

Any way you want it

That's the way you need it

Dunununinun

[safe path]

It was Ho-oh

[dusty magnet]

Spicy Mexican food for dinner + coffee in the morning = pain

[civic ferry]

that's literally why I said that, lol

[safe path]

😄

[civic ferry]

also mew was shown in the intro, but nobody ever believed me, lol

[clever vessel]

hehe whoa https://twitter.com/cliffbmitchell/status/1361813261180526595?s=20

Cliff 🌱 OddFauna : Secret of the Terrabeast (@cliffbmitchell)

A Terrabeast is a curious creature. Massive but fragile. It must form a symbiotic relationship with the tiniest of creatures to stay healthy and grow to maturity. 💚🦕

#indiegame #IndieGameDev #sandbox #sim #Kickstarter

Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 11:02 PM

[civic ferry]

nature is wild

...is that the coral island devs?

[clever vessel]

i have no idea, just saw that this was retweeted. love these fantasy creature sculptures

[lucid granite]

I'm starving

We ordered food from DoorDash an hour ago, no driver has been assigned to pick it up.

[clever vessel]

that's frustrating

[lucid granite]

And now you can't order food for delivery in my area, so... I get the feeling it's not coming

Kinda wanna just go eat something

[safe path]

Hey @fickle obsidian I found you on twitter 😛

[icy olive]

@safe path

[safe path]

Whats up?

[icy olive]

Just wanted to say hai

[safe path]

hai lol

[icy olive]

hai

@safe path is the game being updated?

[lucid granite]

#no-mans-sky?

[safe path]

probably

[fickle obsidian]

you can see a WHOLE NEW SLEW OF SHITPOSTS! CONGRATS!

[safe path]

Very questionable content 😛

[lucid granite]

Update: I ate chicken nuggets, and now my brother has decided to get Subway instead.

I am getting Subway as well cause I want some good food rn

[civic ferry]

Are you getting a FIVE

FIVE DOLLAR

FIVE DOLLAR FOOT. LONG.

[mint spear]

Five foot long dollar

[dusty magnet]

I could go for a $5 footlong rn

[hallow isle]

in the uk we have the £5 30cm'er

[mint spear]

why do people say cheaters never prosper when so many do

[dusty magnet]

Fucking

I hate customers

[mint spear]

i could go for a subway

[dusty magnet]

PSA: The customer is not always right.

Some customers are complete fuckwits

[mint spear]

I'm pretty sure the term the customer is always right was something coined as a way that they don't want to lose customers so they humor them so they buy product

But then some customers used it as an excuse to be dicks

Whenever I heard the customer is always right I thought it meant "appease to the idiot so they buy product""

[dusty magnet]

Some people forget that retail workers are just people too and need to be treated as such

[mint spear]

yea

[fickle obsidian]

lmao on the NMS subreddit right now:

[object Object]

Exploring the Unknown

[clever vessel]

subway sounds good

[dusty magnet]

And people shouldn't expect retail workers to know the answer to every question they have

[clever vessel]

or jimmy johns

better

[mint spear]

Never had jimmy johns

Jersey Giants sounds lovely

[clever vessel]

good bread and toppings

[hallow isle]

Why is that?

[heavy vale]

Heh.

[mint spear]

Wait is Jersey Giants a michigan thing or is it elsewhere

[dusty magnet]

I will smite you

[mint spear]

It's a michigan thing

Wack

They have absolutely massive subs

Like I can only eat half if I am really really hungry

I don't think I've ever had the stomach to eat a whole sub

[hallow isle]

Do you think you could just check out the back for me?

[mint spear]

But it's good in the fridge or to share

[dusty magnet]

Dude that question makes me want to punch someone in the face

[hallow isle]

😄

[dusty magnet]

Same with "can you ask the owner"

[hallow isle]

I used to work in retail, a long long time ago, I know all the trigger words

[fickle obsidian]

any time i get an opportunity to hassle my bosses with something, i take it

love 2 pass customers off 2 them

[mint spear]

would you rather:
eat a piece of charcoal
work retail for a year

[hallow isle]

charcoal

pls

[hallow isle]

This one time a customer caught me as I was walking out towards the back to go home, asked me to check if there was any stock out the back cause there was none on the shelves. I said sure, walked out the back, and went home.

Didn't catch shit for it either.

Maybe they're still there ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[civic ferry]

Science/Sports

You cheat in science and you're basically ruined

[mint spear]

the fuck you mean cheat in science you can't exactly cheat in science

[civic ferry]

See:that vaccine guy

Oh sure you can

It's just really hard to not get caught

[hallow isle]

Counterpoint: I synthesised a whole set of results for a piece of coursework

[mint spear]

that's cheating on work

not science itself

how do you cheat making breakthroughs

[hallow isle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EmDrive

[mint spear]

I think the only way you'd "cheat" in science is ignoring obvious hazards for your own benefit

Or pretending something works that doesn't

[civic ferry]

Yes, exactly

[mint spear]

Like falsifying data

[civic ferry]

Or biasing studies in various ways, because your backers have a goal

[mental jacinth]

@silver mantle can I be allowed in memes channel

[civic ferry]

No

Memes is level 10, done automatically

[safe path]

No you have to be level 5 like everyone else. It is gated now because people were abusing the privilage

[civic ferry]

Can we get gunther to auto-reply, lol

Is it 5 or 10?

[safe path]

Its 5, I misspoke the other day

[civic ferry]

Ah

[mint spear]

my definition for cheating is getting results via ways that aren't allowed. like in a competition you'd cheat something to get an end result but the end result wouldn't change

Does this make sense?

[civic ferry]

That's like... a few days of chatting

[safe path]

Yeah

[mint spear]

I think the only thing that'd count for cheating in science by my definition is stealing another person's work

[civic ferry]

Yeah, like prescreening your study participants to slant the results

[mental jacinth]

I've been here for 6 months

[civic ferry]

And you're not level 5?

The heck do you do in here

[safe path]

Check your xp level in #bot-spam with .xp

[mint spear]

That's not cheating that's just not science that's lying your not getting a real result it's a fake result

but I get what you mean

Just not what I meant by my definition of cheating but yea I guess that is cheating

And people get away with that

Alot....

[hallow isle]

Honestly, lurking is underrated

[civic ferry]

Sorry, I'm particularly annoyed at that one particular study

[mental jacinth]

How

[safe path]

I just told you XD

[mint spear]

@civic ferry .?

[mental jacinth]

Oh

[civic ferry]

Someone needs to lurk moar

[safe path]

In #bot-spam type .xp

[mint spear]

The one dude lying about vaccines?

I'm guessing?

but yeah cheaters by my definition do prosper in science

For example

Edison.

And by your definition cheaters still definitely often prosper....

Because they falsify studies to get backing and paid

[civic ferry]

This thing, yeah
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2831678/

[mint spear]

oh yeah what a fuckwit

[mental jacinth]

Is there an xp glitch I can do

[safe path]

No, you need to talk without spamming and contribute like everyone else lol

[mental jacinth]

I do though I've never spamed

[hallow isle]

Y'all is this what it feels like to be a boomer?

[heavy vale]

what's with your name

[civic ferry]

This thing.
Pisses me off that it still gets cited

[hallow isle]

Things are not going to plan

I'm failing at knowing how to computer

[mental jacinth]

I just need a dopamine hit of memes

[mint spear]

[civic ferry]

There are many other meme sources

[mental jacinth]

Where do I go to become a contributing member of this discord community

[civic ferry]

Here? Just have conversation.
Preferably not about the meme channel

[fickle obsidian]

Yess

@hallow isle you want this: https://emojipedia.org/yarn/

[mental jacinth]

Me...m.... I got nothing

[heavy vale]

the unicode rather than the discord emoji? does it allow that?

yup it does

[mint spear]

Are you trapped in yarn Leon?

[heavy vale]

nice work

[mint spear]

Leon is cat confirmed

[fickle obsidian]

someone else passed this knowledge on to me here~

[hallow isle]

This is as good as it gets, blue yarn is a discord special it seems

[mint spear]

oh no

[civic ferry]

Or use a phone

[mental jacinth]

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went to college

[civic ferry]

🧶

[mental jacinth]

Bison

[mint spear]

someones throwing yarn and you're all becoming entangled

[civic ferry]

Here, use this 🧵

[clever vessel]

🔵

[mental jacinth]

What is Forest Gumps computer password

[clever vessel]

jenny

[mental jacinth]

1forest1

[civic ferry]

Ice tea

[mental jacinth]

What do you call a fish with no eyes

[clever vessel]

blind

[mental jacinth]

Fsh

[clever vessel]

NEXT 👏QUESTION 👏

[mental jacinth]

What

[hallow isle]

What's a word that starts with b and rhymes with canned?

[clever vessel]

branded

[mint spear]

[mental jacinth]

Shit

[clever vessel]

branned

[mint spear]

Oh oh I know

[hallow isle]

😄

[civic ferry]

Brand

[clever vessel]

moon

[mint spear]

Banana-d

[clever vessel]

that yarn ball too lrg for kitty

[hallow isle]

winrar

[mental jacinth]

Why don't I have a cool color like everyone else

[hallow isle]

Gotta level up

[clever vessel]

u are noob

[civic ferry]

You need to level

[safe path]

Because you lurked for months and didn't talk enough to gain levels

[mental jacinth]

Damn

[hallow isle]

Regular colours are brown to pink

[safe path]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-burn-parks-and-rec-chris-pratt-gif-10493131

[mental jacinth]

I hate capitalism

[dim egret]

natani

wanna see what im doing?

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cute-yarn-gif-13128288

[civic ferry]

capitalism

[safe path]

Sure lol

[dim egret]

okie dokie

pics coming up in a minute

what about you tree?

[hallow isle]

To get red or green, you have to go through a ceremony involving a goat, a pair of pyjamas, knee pads, and a flashlight

[mint spear]

Nuh

[dim egret]

no? you dont want to see what im working on?

[mint spear]

[civic ferry]

No, getting red or green involves accepting unpaid headaches

[mint spear]

I changed my mind

You may show me

[dim egret]

thats okay

[safe path]

Wait you guys only had to do a ceremony? I had to wire Fluffy 1,000$..

[dim egret]

[safe path]

Dis sum bullshit. I want a ceremony

[mint spear]

[civic ferry]

I'm trying to ID this

[hallow isle]

It's pretty fun tbh, you have no idea how legitimately angry people can get when they're called out on their bad behaviour

[civic ferry]

Oh, I can. I've spent my time modding

[safe path]

That is an audio recevier remote to a "gamer" type one

[civic ferry]

On IRC no less.
Do you know how hard it is to really permaban someone on IRC?

[safe path]

yeah Z-line, G-line and stuff don't do crap

I dealt with a user who went by Incog and they keep ban evading

[civic ferry]

Even network-level bans aren't really permanent

...when you can get global Ops to actually do something

[dim egret]

@safe path and @mint spear

[mint spear]

Oh nice!

I love them

[limber fractal]

Omg love your snick, Moon!

[mint spear]

I'm gonna steal em

[dim egret]

Now figure out what movie im watching

[mint spear]

I think I know what it is, but i'm not guessing because I dont want to be wrong

[dim egret]

Someone else figure it out

[mint spear]

I don't feel good

[dim egret]

Rip

[safe path]

Iron man

[mint spear]

My body hates me today 😩

[dim egret]

Tadaa

[mint spear]

that was my guess

I lack confidence

[limber fractal]

Very relatable

I'm sorry you don't feel good today

[mint spear]

And Arcs at work so I cant get hold of him to bring me something

[dim egret]

Guess the next model

[mint spear]

childrens playground

that fell over

and everyone smooshed

I had playground structures fall on me before 😩

I've also fallen off them

I hate playgrounds

@dim egret

[dim egret]

What

[mint spear]

wat

[dim egret]

[mint spear]

Meh

Anyways I'm assuming its a Gundam

[dim egret]

Why

[mint spear]

The shield

we have some

tho that one looks entry grade

That's if I'm correct tho since you aren't confirming.

[dim egret]

It is

[mint spear]

[dim egret]

First gundam gotta be EG

[mint spear]

I can't remember what ours are, they're put away atm

[dim egret]

Plan on slowly working my way up

Ill love higher grade models

[mint spear]

Nice, building is fun.

[dim egret]

I just dont wanna paint

[mint spear]

Yeah, not a big fan of painting, but I like constructing.

Looking at some of the master grade builds, they're beautiful

I'd like to get my hands on this one

obviously not MG, but I want it.

[civic ferry]

Try attempting to keep a little kid playground intact with a lot of bored teens around

[mint spear]

When looking up playground gifs, a majority of it is teens and adults being stupid

[dim egret]

Hey moon

[mint spear]

My brain instantly animated him.

Looking good

[dusty magnet]

I just watched a drug deal happen lmao

[mint spear]

fun

[dusty magnet]

Fun indeed

Conclusion: drugs are fun.

[mint spear]

Nuh

[hallow isle]

Hey bee aren't you in TX?

Aren't you supposed to be buried under a million feet of snow RN?

[mint spear]

He's safe in a hive.

and has Brad for warmth

[hallow isle]

bees don't like cold

source: i know a beekeeper

[mint spear]

If he is in Texas I hope he has power

Cold very dangerous for Brad

[limber fractal]

Doesn't Bee live in Oregon? Did he move?

[clever vessel]

i thought bee was somewhere higher up

[mint spear]

I thought Fluffy was the one in Texas

[clever vessel]

yeah, Oregon

computerman

[mint spear]

him too

[limber fractal]

Fluffy and Conputerman are in Texas

[clever vessel]

mumbles is a canadian

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/upstate-like-thats-a-real-place-quote-quotation-quote-on-quote-gif-13761380

[clever vessel]

Oregano

[mint spear]

I was born there

[limber fractal]

I like oregano

[clever vessel]

same tbh

i’ve only been to portland

[mint spear]

you all know what I like