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eternal thorn
spare harbor
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YESSSS!

undone moat
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I've never heard of vanilla milk and now I want it

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fuck you

spare harbor
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If you want it, make it yourself

eternal thorn
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Or

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Go buy it

spare harbor
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Get good natural vanilla extract. Then mix with whole milk

undone moat
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what do I need to make it doe

spare harbor
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ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

eternal thorn
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A local convenience store might have some

spare harbor
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Just good whole milk and real vanilla

undone moat
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wait isn't vanilla extract toxic on its own?

eternal thorn
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Vanilla might be

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Extract is different

mint spear
spare harbor
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Indeed

eternal thorn
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I should try extract with milk

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Ive only had storebought

mint spear
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All you need is banana milk. Get these other milks outta here.

spare harbor
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I tend to put it in a magic bullet. Blend to hell

void plank
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Me and 2 friends just finished our first job as contractors. Now I know why them people charge so damn much for work. The money is real nice but the work is a big pain in the ass

undone moat
eternal thorn
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Look we're really trying to milk this conversation

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WHY

undone moat
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

spare harbor
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Wait , bananna milk?

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What is that?

eternal thorn
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Is milk with banana

spare harbor
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Mark me intrigued

mint spear
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Currently I'm enjoying banana almond milk.

spare harbor
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I want to try this

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It sounds amazing

eternal thorn
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I havent

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Probably wont

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I usually dont like the banana stuff she does

mint spear
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Maybe I should replace you with a man made of bananas.

lucid granite
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y'all are bananas

undone moat
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you're a banana.

eternal thorn
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You'd probably like me more

mint spear
eternal thorn
lucid granite
mint spear
undone moat
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I just noticed a hole in my pants

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a

dusty magnet
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Myself. I walked in and said "hire me" and so they did

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Fun fact: that's a true story

lucid granite
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wow

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impressive

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also that banana gif makes me wanna puke and idk why

dusty magnet
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It's probably the fact that he's eating a banana

spare harbor
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Perfect picture of pallas cat

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Good lord they are floofy

clever vessel
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you know what i'd tell that cat?

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'DO A BARREL ROLL'

mint spear
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Pallas cat nyaLove1 my spirit animal

spare harbor
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Pallas cat thinks you may have strange lovely taste in spirit animals, approves

clever vessel
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pallas cat should reconsider doing a barrel roll

spare harbor
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Pallas cat will bite you for saying that, last picture of pallas cat i promise

clever vessel
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scary

spare harbor
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I dunno

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its the humanized face

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They have so many expressions

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Due to the fang length they pack a heck of a bite too. From what I heard from friends who worked at zoo's they arent terribly easy to keep either. They are extremely solitary.

hallow isle
clever vessel
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i hear they roll down hills at incredibles speeds to capture their prey

undone moat
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bawiouldb.

clever vessel
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dbluoiwab

mint spear
clever vessel
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wow

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that head so tiny it loo k like a booty hole

mint spear
clever vessel
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DO A BARREL ROL

mint spear
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I'm applying for a new job and switching my career completely, this is scary

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😔

clever vessel
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exciting

mint spear
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I wish ya luck. Even if it doesn't work out this time around, keep trying! Follow ya heart! Be happy.

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Anxiety is a bitch. SCsaladbonkBAGUETTE

clever vessel
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i have an alarm set to go off each day reminding me to stop everything, turn off all sound, and not think for 5 minutes

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though i haven’t been following it

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we got anxiety cause there’s always constant shit goin on

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i think people are just generally unaware of that

spare harbor
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I go to walk every few hours

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Even when Im on office work

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It helps clear my mind

clever vessel
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👌

silent wagon
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I just convinced my friend to watch Pitch Black but didn't tell him it's a horror movie gandalf

clever vessel
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i feel like the title gives that away

silent wagon
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He asked if it's a buddy cop movie, LMFAOOOOOO

clever vessel
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lol

spare harbor
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Sound, damnit, I cant stop building bases from ark in grounded!

fickle obsidian
spare harbor
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I was up tell 1am

silent wagon
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Pitch Black? Yes 😆

fickle obsidian
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always hit as me more as thriller/action 🤷‍♀️

clever vessel
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it's scary cause it gets real dark

silent wagon
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Idk man, I think horror describes the first half 😆

fickle obsidian
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big beefy boi isn't gonna get killed, he's too cool

clever vessel
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someone turns off the lights

silent wagon
fickle obsidian
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just knowing beefy boi is there destroys any tension

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the monsters are afraid of him seanbomination

clever vessel
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yeah, him being the main character

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it always sucks in horrors when the strong supporting character gets taken out

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like the british guy in Jurassic Park

fickle obsidian
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wtf did she drop the arm?

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that's a souvenir!

clever vessel
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she should've brought it back home and set it on the fireplace mantle

undone moat
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@mint spear favorite ice cream, go

mint spear
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I sleep

undone moat
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WAIT

mint spear
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Sleep is my therapy

undone moat
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before you go

mint spear
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Is my*

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Fucking phone

undone moat
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don't fuck your phone, speaking from experience

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also FAVORITE ICE CREAM

mint spear
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Mine is ice cream

undone moat
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a

clever vessel
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ice cream

gray peak
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Kinda weird champ

teal raptor
fickle obsidian
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lmao i'm skimming some tutorials on youtube and in the comments for each people are like, "uhh, dude there's a better option for this right there"

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should probably check another channel for tutorials, but the comments are helpful in their own way

dusty magnet
mint spear
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hell yea

clever vessel
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this is important

fickle obsidian
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omy

clever vessel
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i love it

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it’s true

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it is the best song

fickle obsidian
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one day, maybe, i will watch breaking bad

clever vessel
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some good drama

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sometimes i think i like Better Call Saul more

fickle obsidian
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i find it hard to stay interested in live action stuff

clever vessel
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hmm

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what about

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space jam

dry bison
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Come on and slam and welcome to the jam

cosmic blaze
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Sometimes I wish I had a tool that could replicate anything I saw online

silent pebble
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Wdym by replicate?

dry bison
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Only sometimes?

cosmic blaze
dry bison
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Don't lie. You just want to be able to do the dance moves without needing to practice.

cosmic blaze
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I could finally get a girlfriend I could get the gaming PC I wanted

dusty magnet
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irl catgirls

safe path
clever vessel
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earl cat girls

undone moat
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bap

dusty magnet
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bop

safe path
dusty magnet
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very.

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my beardie used to look at my like that all the time

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just showing off his beard

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like he wasnt aggravated or anything just very proud

safe path
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I want to get a beardie. I love our gecko but so small and I worry he will get hurt

dusty magnet
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theyre fantastic pets

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and they have amazing personalities

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plus, theyre diurnal so they dont just sleep all day

safe path
dusty magnet
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haha very true. beardies are incredibly inept

safe path
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ugh tonight is gunna suck. I either A need to figure out how to fall asleep before 3a, or B stay up until tomorrow night and go to bed then

fickle obsidian
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I've spent a silly amount of time trying to figure out how to create some strange sound effects, lol

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I should probably just download some instead

safe path
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time to place grocery order, meal prepping for a month

dry bison
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Second: Prepare grocery order. 😉

safe path
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Oh I already know what I plan on making and what I need lol

dry bison
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnozP8OWeik

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For a movie with such unique sounds and audio like “A Quiet Place” these foley artists had to do things a little differently. Rather than focusing on making everyday sounds like footsteps more audible, the sound designers on the film focused on a “less is more” approach, aiming for more minimalist and more terrifying sound effects.

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safe path
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only down side is I have no clue what lo-mein noodles are

dry bison
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Thick noodle

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They're basically egg noodles

safe path
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So like Linguine?

dry bison
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Technically they're called chinese egg noodles.

safe path
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Ya problem is the store I am shopping from only has the small noodles, not strand ones

dry bison
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Do you need them tho?

safe path
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to make lo-mein ya

dry bison
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For who?

safe path
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For us for the month, we decided on a few receipes and lo-mein was on Clair wanted for sure

fickle obsidian
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how do you noodle an egg

dry bison
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I think you could get away with using spaghetti if it's the thick stuff

safe path
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egg flour, roll it out

dry bison
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If you're not making it for a purist, why not

fickle obsidian
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so you turn an egg into powder?

clever vessel
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yeah

safe path
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nah it turns into a gummy/sticky substance

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well least when ever I've made homemade egg noodles

fickle obsidian
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oh wait do you mix egg into flour for egg flour

hallow isle
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Some ingredients are worth making by hand, noodles and pastry usually aren't, imo

dry bison
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I dunno. My spaghetti isn't sticky. Don't fully cook it in the water. Cook it about 90%, take it out, drain the starch and put the almost cooked noodles in with whatever you're still cooking to cook in with some of the flavors and with less starch....Starch makes noodles sticky af

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It's also important when cooking noodles not to let em sit

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Noodles are a chemical reaction

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Run cold water over sticky noodles to rinse starch off them

safe path
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well off to decent start, so far got stir fry veggies, chopped broccoli, linguine, chopped onions 3.2lbs of baby yellow/red taters and 5.5lbs of chicken breast

dry bison
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Alternatively, you can saute the noodles if you just want the noodles. A little oil in a pan and they don't stick

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They sluuuuuuuuuuurp

safe path
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crap teriyaki marinade is expensive

dry bison
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How expensive is expensive?

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Teryaki is amazing

safe path
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2.59 for 12.25fl oz

dry bison
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My favorite is the VH stuff

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Ugh....Why you measuring in the same measuring scale that witches and apothecaries do?

safe path
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because I'm a bitch witch

dry bison
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lol

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Join us in the metric system

safe path
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least meatballs are on sale

hallow isle
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psh, we should all be using drams per barleycorn tbh

dry bison
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hah

safe path
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we could measure in washingmachines

dry bison
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My printer is being a dink. It just randomly started jamming paper and now it jams every page I try to print

safe path
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maybe the pickup rollers are going bad

fickle obsidian
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printer, inherently foul

dry bison
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Maybe. I never did let it have a girlfriend.

safe path
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also wtf, garlic powder is 3.99 for 5.37oz. Garlic salt is 1.99 for 9.5oz

dry bison
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You could just buy garlic

safe path
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and I use a lot of garlic powder for cooking, this is irritating

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Yeah but our garlic press broke lol

dry bison
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Time to break out the muscles

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Huuuuuuuuuuurk!

safe path
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Thats exactly what happened when it broke

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we had one of those hand held ones and I went to press a clove piece and it shattered it

dry bison
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How old was the garlic?

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Oh the hand held thing shattered

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I thought the garlic shattered

safe path
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Yeah the press did lol

hallow isle
safe path
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pretty much what happened

fickle obsidian
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RIP

cosmic blaze
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Anyone into saber collecting

dry bison
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Depends on from what nation

safe path
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Hmm,10 bucks for 4lbs peanutbutter or 7 for 64oz

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oh wait..

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I am dumb af

dry bison
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Just eat 64oz of peanutbutter and you'll be good

safe path
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well if I can bulk buy I do because I hate having to go shopping more than once a month

dry bison
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If starving isn't off the table, you can avoid the second trip and not bulk buy at the same time

safe path
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that is true

dry bison
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I went and got myself a package of frozen sausage patties.

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They're great for breakfasts

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Now I'm running out of bread

safe path
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ya, I need to also get items like buscuit stuff

dry bison
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Bisquick!

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Shit is fantastic

safe path
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Ya know.. I bought pancake mix and still have yet to make them because I haven't finished the dishes x.x

dry bison
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Boil some chicken, chop up into little bits, cover in mixed bisquick and deep fry for a few seconds. You got yourself home made deep fried chicken balls

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Take bisquick and drop dollops of it into a pot of boiling beef broth and you've got yourself beef doughboys

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After a while of boiling ofc

safe path
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I'll have to grab some

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hoping Clair gets home soon, gotta run the list by her XD

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speaking of which

civic ferry
dry bison
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By never eating pound cake

safe path
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hmm electric chopper or hand powered

gray peak
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... maybe

fickle obsidian
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i see it, right on the leaf

gray peak
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My house isn’t on a leaf

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It’s on the ground

fickle obsidian
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the ground is just a big dirt leaf to the great earthen tree

safe path
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Second best Mountain Dew, Baja Blast Zero Sugar

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with no ice

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or lite ice, both good

lucid granite
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I need to go to bed but I really don't feel like going to bed

safe path
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i FEEL THAT

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oops caps

lucid granite
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Lol

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This is why I look at what I'm typing instead of my keyboard.

safe path
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Well I typed it up fairly quickly but hit caps lock as I was shifting.

lucid granite
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Ah

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I can type with my eyes closed

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it's a completely use;ess skill.

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as u can see i typed with my eyes closed there

safe path
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Yeah I am not that nuanced enough to do that but I do use like two fingers? It is odd because I can look at the screen and use two fingers when typing but have a hard time using my entirety of my fingers lol

lucid granite
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Huh... I use every single finger for typing (except on a phone obviously)

safe path
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Maybe I can get Clair to record it for me to show lol

lucid granite
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I was taught to type "properly" when I was really young, but I threw that out the window and made my own way.

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It's a mix of what I find easier and what i was taught

safe path
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But yeah superfire this is me typing, Clair is recording it for me so I can show you what I do\

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I need to clean my keyboard too x,x

lucid granite
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Huh, that is a bit strange but makes sense

safe path
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But like I said I use two fingers XD

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Its easier for me

lucid granite
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I think the term for that that was taught when I was really young was "pecking" or smthn

safe path
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And I am much faster than using all my fingers when typing

lucid granite
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Where u just use your index finger

safe path
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Think my wpm is something around like 40 when doing this way and when I use my entire fingers its like 30

lucid granite
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Yeah, switching to the other way would take quite a bit of practice before it became better than your index fingers, since your so used to that way.

fickle obsidian
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thonk do you look at the screen as you're typing or have to look at the keyboard?

safe path
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I look at the screen

lucid granite
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same

safe path
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But I am just so used to doing this I can do the pecking action while typing, Sometimes there are mistakes that I tend to catch prior to hitting enter. Other times no lol

dry bison
safe path
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I know it was discussed prior, this is why I use smart devices Ceiling light is in the corner of the damn room

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fickle obsidian
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lol wtf

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that's the least useful spot for a ceiling light

safe path
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I have never seen a place built with a single corner light for the entire livingroom

lucid granite
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I think that ceiling light is perfect

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y'all are just ungrateful of it's beauty

fickle obsidian
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perfect for corner dwelling

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centre everything around the corner

dusty magnet
lucid granite
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PUPPY!!!

safe path
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Awww

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Is that Brad 2?

dry bison
safe path
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I dunno but its dumb lol.

dry bison
dusty magnet
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I yam

dry bison
safe path
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oof!

dusty magnet
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@safe path Our living room doesn't have a ceiling light

safe path
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I wondered why I was cold.. for some reason I though a towel was my blanket and just now realized it

dusty magnet
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We have to use lamps

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dry bison
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Same

dusty magnet
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No clue

safe path
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My old house didn't either

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but was built 1900

dry bison
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My house was built in 1931

safe path
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I am fairly certain recent builds have to have at least 1 light fixture ceiling mounted per room

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But older built homes it was wild west lol

dry bison
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There's still the bones of an old tube wiring system in my basement

safe path
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Oof! The place we left was all knob and tube wiring besides the bathroom and kitchen.

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Oh and besides what I replaced

dry bison
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It's not legal to have knob and tube anymore here. Mine was stripped. I also helped redo some of the wiring

safe path
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Yeah knob and tube is shit wiring anyways XD

dry bison
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Stove 240 line was using the wrong tolerance for that kind of power

safe path
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Well its one of the more common ones used. Handles up to 20a iirc

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and 14/2 handles 15a

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I think

silent wagon
lucid granite
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goodnight weirdos

safe path
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Night!

steep pagoda
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Goodnight 👋

silent wagon
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Holy FUCK I'm hyped 😍

pliant fjordBOT
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Astronomy pic of the day

Found on the Moon: Candidate for Oldest Known Earth Rock - click for video

Explanation: Was the oldest known rock on Earth found on the Moon? Quite possibly. The story opens with the Apollo 14 lunar mission. Lunar sample 14321, a large rock found in Cone crater by astronaut Alan Shepard, when analyzed back on Earth, was found to have a fragment that was a much better match to Earth rocks than other Moon rocks. Even more surprising, that rock section has recently been dated back 4 billion years, making it older, to within measurement uncertainty, than any rock ever found on Earth. A leading hypothesis now holds that an ancient comet or asteroid impact launched Earth rocks into the Solar System, some of which fell back to the Moon, became mixed with heated lunar soil and other rocks, cooled, and re-fragmented. The video features an internal X-ray scan of 14321 showing multiple sections with markedly different chemistries. Moon rocks will continue to be studied to learn a more complete history of the Moon, the Earth, and the early Solar System. Friday marks the 50th Anniversary of the Apollo 14 landing on the Moon.

dry bison
eternal thorn
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I've had that same ceiling light style

safe path
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I think its a pretty common one tbh lol

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Anyone hear of Foundation? Its an Early Access Steam game by Polymorph

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Gridless city builder

silver mantle
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I haven't but I can get behind citybuilding usually

safe path
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Yeah it looks fun af

silver mantle
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Just got a FedEx notif; being sent more food 😝

eternal thorn
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I have fun sometimes with city-builders

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Tropico was real nice

thick stump
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i really like Cities: Skylines

earnest parrot
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yeah a nice one

safe path
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So far this one is pretty fun

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I forgot I had a 10 dollar gift card so I used it to buy steam credit lol

thick stump
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there's a game called Manor Lords which looks really good so far

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i sold some CS stuff that got me some Steam wallet credits

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if you have sticker capsules, they sell

raven plaza
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holy hell

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i got my former staff role

thick stump
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power to you!

raven plaza
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well no power just a nice gesture

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@ current staff, thank-you. i really appreciate it

dry bison
jaunty copper
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will listen now actually

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lol synthwave vibes

dry bison
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There are a ton of remixes

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Popular ten years ago. One of the first song backers for Cyberpunk.

jaunty copper
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i do love a good roux 😉

dry bison
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Or maybe it was Bayonetta...I can't remember

jaunty copper
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yt comments say it is on the winx: fate saga show

dry bison
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Ah it was Bayonetta.

jaunty copper
dry bison
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lol

jaunty copper
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ah ok

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"is that alyssa milano with short hair...?"

dry bison
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lol even the game trailer has a PG rating

thick stump
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speaking of trailers what are your most nostalgic trailers? Mine has to be this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAgS5LJv-4g&ab_channel=PlayscopeTimeline

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hallow isle
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now there's a game that needs a remake but will never get one

thick stump
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yes

dry bison
thick stump
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reminds me of Red Faction

fiery cradle
safe path
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I legit thought that was a mouse upside down at first..

fiery cradle
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Lol

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I mean I'll plant it for sure

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But it was in the fridge????

safe path
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I dunno lol

fiery cradle
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Yeah....

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No no I just found out

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Its a garlic

safe path
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Welp I aint getting shit done today. Starting LOTR Extended edition

silver mantle
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Come take the rest of this class for me

safe path
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if I could I would, I don't have anything better to do. stares at the dishes that been sitting there for 4 days

silver mantle
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Doing nothing is technically better and more productive than this

lucid granite
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ugh I have schoolwork to do but I'm watching a creepy youtube video instead.

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what the heck is this I'm so scared

mint spear
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lucid granite
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Idk which is worse, dhmis or this

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yey bouncing kitty

terse cargo
undone moat
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it's ass hurty time

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well more like thigh hurty time but w/e

safe path
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Well its better than trying to eat a clock. Because that's just time consuming

mint spear
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Did you just fucking

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😐

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Oh LOTR extended

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I have Return of the King left to watch

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mint spear
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4 hours and 20 minutes

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So good

safe path
mint spear
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I haven't watched any LOTR.

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Watch it

safe path
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GET OUT

mint spear
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Pirate it, don't buy it

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I refuse to watch anything that isn't on Netflix.
They don't have first movie on Netflix so I chose not to waste my time with the others.

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Let me tell you about my sponsor today, ExpressVPN

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I'm not allowed to pirate because it's illegal.

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LMAO

safe path
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Welp groceries are ready to be picked up

mint spear
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I started my Lovecraft reading today

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That old english is spicy

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Oof

safe path
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@mint spear you got this while I'm gone? Okay good

mint spear
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LMAO

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Imagine asking him that

mint spear
latent yarrow
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it was pirated/cracked for me before april 2017

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when LPlays buyed it for me

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thanks to him to this day

lucid granite
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Time to be forced to draw something that I don't wanna draw just cause my mom feels like forcing me to do it!

latent yarrow
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forcing u to draw?

lucid granite
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yes, specifically a rhinoceros from a dumb book thing

latent yarrow
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?

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school work?

lucid granite
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yeah

latent yarrow
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glad i finished school

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love when my parents said

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u gonna miss school

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been 6 years and

lucid granite
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xD

latent yarrow
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uhhh nope?

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like

lucid granite
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I will never miss this garbage

latent yarrow
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same

mint spear
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School lmao

wet hornet
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I liked the academic part. Not so much much other kids.

lucid granite
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I prefer the friends over the learning

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And I'm homeschooled now, so that's out the window

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Ah yes, I love how this book tells me to draw an oval, then makes me remove it to put an eye there...

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This isn't even the same shape

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what the heck

dusty magnet
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Mornin yall

lucid granite
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Mornin bee

dusty magnet
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Woke up this morning to find out internet bill has doubled

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So

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That's fun

lucid granite
#

Or perhaps mournin?

#

oh well that sucks

dusty magnet
#

I'm pretty peeved

safe path
#

If it's comcast, call and talk to retention, they will do everything toget you to stay

gaunt reef
safe path
#

Well that was fun, they started to load the wrong persons groceries in my car lol

#

So now I gotta wait longer

#

It was a new employee though who did it. Can't blame them. It's busy here. The other people know who I am though xD

dusty magnet
#

Why do ISPs have to be such a fucking pain in the ass

wet hornet
#

Lack of competition?

hallow isle
#

Government subsidies?

dusty magnet
#

Money?

open bane
#

soft blanket

mint spear
#

Which may I add is much better than a hard blanket.

open bane
#

you may not

mint spear
#

oh, ok

open bane
#

mayn't

#

all the sexual friction smoothed out hex's points

hallow isle
#

Were they filed, or filled?

open bane
#

it's like what happened to my brain except the friction was my lack of motivation

#

good question adam

#

i like to think he has the same volume as before

#

but the corners were defined by a chastity perimeter that was removed

hallow isle
#

Redistributed, interesting proposal

open bane
#

i think it warrants further research

mint spear
#

So many options.

open bane
#

only one of them results in us sharing a bed

#

choose wisely

mint spear
#

This is too much pressure for a Wednesday if I'm being honest.

open bane
#

the proposal is due by Friday afternoon, just giving you notice now. can update any time between now and then before it's locked in

lucid granite
open bane
#

nothing yet

#

working on it tho

mint spear
#

I decided that this week would be the perfect week to start another business. What a fool I am.

#

😤

lucid granite
mint spear
#

There's literally no hexagons involved at all.

lucid granite
#

Incorporate hexagons in some waya

#

Or I will be disappointed in you as my father

mint spear
#

Ok, I will make a hidden hexagon somewhere that only I will ever see.

lucid granite
#

Yay!

undone moat
#

one of these days I'm gonna fuckin

mint spear
#

I hope you do.

lucid granite
undone moat
#

take someone out on a really nice date

lucid granite
#

Oh ok yeah do that

undone moat
#

treat them like how they'd want to be treated, just for the day

lucid granite
#

That's sweet

mint spear
#

yo yo yo

#

Awwww, I hope he ends up appreciating it.

#

i have something important i need help with

lucid granite
#

wassup Ghost?

mint spear
#

accidentally invited someone to a server that isn't meant to be there

#

the big question is...

#

keep or kick

undone moat
#

kick

mint spear
#

Kick

lucid granite
#

kick

undone moat
#

obv

mint spear
#

ight

undone moat
#

if they ain't meant to be there then they have no right to be there

#

kick that fucker into ORBIT

mint spear
#

Yeetus Deleteus.

undone moat
#

I fucking swear, I fucked up trying to use a power tool a while back and my thumb hasn't been the same

#

I'm pretty sure I've pulled it out of place

lucid granite
#

One time I lit an oven mitt on fire

#

while holding a pan

mint spear
#

...

clever vessel
#

nice!

mint spear
#

I use welding gloves when I'm cooking.

#

Just in case you was wondering.

lucid granite
#

goodness

clever vessel
#

yes i was

undone moat
#

my dad almost lit my neighbor's house on fire because he was trying to get rid of the weeds in the backyard

mint spear
#

I errr

#

😐

lucid granite
#

uhh

mint spear
#

Wow

undone moat
#

with a flamethrower, might I add

clever vessel
#

my brother almost lit his lawn on fire because he was trying to burn out a stump

#

was windy

mint spear
#

JFC

dusty magnet
lucid granite
#

One time one of the seats around my campfire set itself on fire randomly

#

I mean the campfire was burning, but like...

#

the chair wasn't close

mint spear
#

One time I blew up a phonebox kind of accidentally.

clever vessel
#

i love when campfires burn tbh

dusty magnet
#

One time

clever vessel
#

a phone box?

#

like a phone booth?

mint spear
#

Public phone booth I guess.

#

Yes, them things.

clever vessel
#

whoa

#

shoulda done it

mint spear
#

Me and a group of friends emptied all the powder from a small ish box of fireworks in to a single tube and thought it would just make pretty loud fireworks. Accidentally made a bomb that none of us considered to be a possible outcome.

lucid granite
#

That is the predicted outcome, a bomb.

clever vessel
#

oh jeeze

#

i just binged the whole season of Alice in Borderland in less than a day

#

FUN SHOW

undone moat
#

okay real talk, are phone booths still really commonly used in the UK?

clever vessel
#

aren't they more like decoration now

lucid granite
#

dangit, the streamer I like watching is doing Pokemon, which I don't like watching

clever vessel
#

kinky

undone moat
clever vessel
#

i think so

lucid granite
clever vessel
dusty magnet
clever vessel
#

bibe pomp

mint spear
#

😔

lucid granite
#

Love how easy it is to make bombs

#

Buy some fireworks, boom bombs.

undone moat
#

bible bump

lucid granite
undone moat
#

that... doesn't sound right

clever vessel
#

just a little cayenne, some lemon juice, and a raisin box

#

and you get a BIGGG BOOM

safe path
#

Wait what

clever vessel
#

try it

safe path
#

No, I've done my fair share of stupid shit with explosives, aint doing more for a bit lol

dusty magnet
#

I have a bomb in my hand

lucid granite
#

the iPhone 12?

mint spear
#

For legal reasons I'd like to add that NMSCord or any of its staff team DOES NOT endorse bomb making or exploding things with easy to find materials.

undone moat
#

wait are iphone 12s exploding

dusty magnet
#

No a .50BMG

clever vessel
#

if you tried it Natani, you'd be let down, because nothing would happen and you would have wasted a perfectly good raisin box

undone moat
#

he's gone quiet computerface

lucid granite
#

We endorse it! Pog!

mint spear
#

Oh wait wtf

lucid granite
#

🤣

mint spear
#

FUCK BOIS

undone moat
#

HAH

dusty magnet
#

YEAH BOMB MAKING TIME

safe path
undone moat
#

WOOOO

lucid granite
#

Let's do this!!

clever vessel
#

raisins are tasty

#

and not bombs

mint spear
#

No it's been edited, it doesn't count any more.

lucid granite
#

Well, this is not optimal

distant sorrel
clever vessel
#

things that look like bombs that aren't bombs go

undone moat
#

on today's episode of NMScord: everyone becomes a domestic terrorist

distant sorrel
#

Yayyyy

clever vessel
#

lightbulbs

lucid granite
distant sorrel
#

I want to be like dad and make a pipe bomb

mint spear
#

😐

#

Fucking Jesus.

distant sorrel
#

True story, he was a dumb kid

lucid granite
#

Look what you've done Hexagon

clever vessel
#

aight ignore my fun game

safe path
#

Alright can we maybe change the subject before our FBI agent goes ham?

mint spear
#

He's already on the way tbh

clever vessel
#

toasters

#

the fbi is one guy

#

his name is toaster

distant sorrel
#

Yeah he’s coming to get us

undone moat
#

what Im about to say is definitely gonna put me on a list

#

so uh

mint spear
#

You can just not say it.

safe path
#

Damnit, now I gotta deal with the NKETC 1774 form b x,x

undone moat
#

I imagine with some materials a lightbulb could make a pretty decent improv frag grenade

lucid granite
#

My FBI agent has already just given up on me

clever vessel
#

do you ever feel like becomeing a piece of bread

#

so that you can be forcefully ejected from a toaster

lucid granite
open bane
#

i have never fantasized about that

distant sorrel
#

My FBI agent sees me google dumba** stuff

clever vessel
#

now you can, zoid

open bane
#

no

mint spear
#

I fantasize about bathing in fizzy soda, nothing like this.

open bane
#

i do not want to be a piece of bread

#

i want to be a slice

clever vessel
#

oh

#

im with you there

undone moat
#

my FBI agent is incredibly disappointed in me after watching me open incognito mode for the 5th time today

lucid granite
#

slice of bread gives off such a different vibe than slice of pizza

open bane
#

actually i'd love to be a bread bowl with crispy crust filled with beef stew

clever vessel
#

pizza in a toaster is good

#

if it fits

distant sorrel
#

Until the cheese gets into the heating coil

#

And catches on fire

open bane
#

if you have a toaster oven this problem disappears

clever vessel
#

oh yeah, actually don't try that

lucid granite
#

Let's do it

distant sorrel
open bane
#

me as well

distant sorrel
#

I love toaster oven

mint spear
#

Would you pay extra money for a toaster that butters your bread as it pops up?

open bane
#

normal toasters are pointless

clever vessel
#

i loved my toaster oven in college

distant sorrel
#

Eat*

safe path
#

Ugh they gave me 4 of each potato when I ordered 30..

clever vessel
#

4 potato

open bane
#

only if it also had a sweet/savory option that let me choose garlic salt/cinnamon sugar as a topping on the bread

lucid granite
#

30 of each potato?

#

what the heck are u making that needs that many potatoes?

clever vessel
#

4x30 potato

safe path
#

Yeah I ordered like 3.6 pounds of baby yellow and baby red

clever vessel
#

i put garlic on everything

safe path
#

Meal prepping for a month, well was going to but they fucked up my menu now

open bane
#

i ordered a bag of yellow potatoes and 2 yellow onions one time, they bought me two yellow onions and a bag of yellow onions

clever vessel
#

lol

safe path
#

oof

clever vessel
#

they couldn't discern the difference

mint spear
#

I ordered red onions and they substituted with some mac and cheese bites.

open bane
#

close enough

clever vessel
#

this is amazing

#

i ordered a box of rice and they gave me a ps5 instead

open bane
#

ew

mint spear
#

Wow. How do they expect you to fry a PS5 smh my head.

open bane
#

i ordered frozen chicken tenders and i heated them in the toaster oven then realized they were frozen raw chicken tenders and had to cook them for like 15 more minutes

mint spear
#

😤

clever vessel
#

yikes

lucid granite
#

ew

mint spear
#

Literally the worst.

open bane
#

why would i ever buy frozen breaded chicken if it was raw

#

like i want a quick breaded snack not extended cooking time plus burnt breading because it has to thaw

clever vessel
#

same.

open bane
#

on the plus side it was very delicious

lucid granite
#

oh that's good

open bane
#

but I don't credit that to it being frozen raw

clever vessel
#

i love crunchy things. sometimes even over flavor

open bane
#

yeah it was primarily just the very good breading

clever vessel
open bane
#

opened his mouth all the way only to take a nibble

#

what a shame

#

that sweatshirt looks comfy tho

mint spear
#

How you eat a lettuce like that though.

#

Fuck that guy, he's made me so angry.

lucid granite
#

My sweatshirt is comfier

clever vessel
#

cabuge

mint spear
#

It's a cabbage?

#

EVEN WORSE.

clever vessel
#

i think

open bane
lucid granite
#

I will never stop loving you Zoid

clever vessel
#

superfire, share you sweatshirt wit hzoid

open bane
#

I am unlovable

clever vessel
#

he can live inside your hoody

#

when you go on walks

open bane
#

like the remaining kernels that didn't pop in the bottom o fthe popcorn bag

clever vessel
#

hey

#

you made the same typo i made

mint spear
#

Show some affection and they just fuck you in the mouth.

#

Dumb unpopped corn. 😤

open bane
#

i feel like it would be really satisfying to punch a head of cabbage until it was tossed

clever vessel
#

punched salad

mint spear
#

I think you're right. Of all the vegetables, cabbage would be the best to punch.

open bane
#

just firm enough to made a thud but not firm enough to hurt. brittle enough to shatter in a satisfying way

clever vessel
#

but yeah, the best kernels are the ones that are half popped

open bane
#

oh hell yeah

#

coated in the fake butter residue

clever vessel
#

mmMm

open bane
#

a tiny bit burnt on the edges, just barely

#

fuck

clever vessel
#

they should sell those

#

sorta like that one burnt rye chip

open bane
#

yeah or extra toasty cheese its

clever vessel
#

also enjoy the toasty cheeseits

open bane
#

or the soy rice crackers from some trail mix

clever vessel
#

yummo yummo in my tummo

open bane
#

these

#

very shiny cause coated in soy sauce stuff

clever vessel
#

ah, traitor joes

open bane
#

vader toes

clever vessel
#

those never existed

lucid granite
#

Plato dudes

clever vessel
open bane
#

ketchup filled hotdog

lucid granite
#

I finished today's work and half of friday's work.

#

finally

#

tomorrow I'll do tomorrow's work and the other half of Friday's work

#

then I'll be done for the week

clever vessel
#

noice

undone moat
#

time to make a DELIVERY

#

WHEEEE

lucid granite
#

POGSLIDE

open bane
#

gonna shower and then finally do the literal two things I was supposed to do today but put them off becaus eI'm lazy

mint spear
#

I hope your shower gives you the motivation you're looking for.

open bane
#

I think it will, thank you okthx

clever vessel
#

yw

mint spear
#

np

fickle obsidian
#

show

#

er

#

sho

#

wer

#

wersho

#

howers

#

reshow

mint spear
#

I never considered it like that. You make a very valid point.

dusty magnet
#

Showers are pog

dry bison
spare harbor
#

Im a bath person, except I have no bath to bathe in

#

Le sigh

dry bison
#

So bathe in the sink.

#

Nobody said it would be easy

spare harbor
#

Ive been relegated to using my shower and a sauna stool.

#

har har, you joke about that but thats literally the only way I could bathe on a desert hike once

#

Fricking hard getting sand out of certain parts with a bucket

dry bison
#

The trick is to not even try

open bane
#

gf and I made some cookies over the weekend and they are very tasty

dry bison
#

The cookies or GF?

open bane
#

i'd say both, she's pretty sweet

#

they're dairy free cookies cause she has issues with milk/dairy

dusty magnet
#

Anybody know where I could find a SAAB Bofors Dynamics AT 4 84mm Anti-Tank Unguided Single-Shot Recoilless rocket launcher?

📎 20210203_115100.jpg
dry bison
#

I also have is....bazooka

open bane
#

basically just blended oats, nutella (substitute), almond butter, a little vanilla, and a coupl eeggs

dry bison
#

In what world is it legal to sell a rocket launcher?

open bane
#

murica

distant sorrel
open bane
#

#8: SAAB Bofors Dynamics AT 4 84mm Anti-Tank Unguided Single-Shot Recoilless rocket launcher

safe path
#

You ever get so out of it that you forgot what the menu prompt said to press to rate the agent who helped you on the phone? Then you are in moral limbo because you don't want to downrate them?

open bane
#

that example is too specific to a job for me to relate to it but i definitely have moment of being so out of it that I forget how to do basic things

mint spear
#

Have you ever fired a gun whilst jumping through the air?

open bane
#

i actually have a really bad habit of getting confused when I'm holding more than like 2 things because I can't wrap my head around what to do with most of them

safe path
#

this isnt a meme persay but funny the way the person used the message for help

#

I guess this was a real event?

open bane
#

like if im holding my phone + two bags of groceries it takes me way too long to figure out the correct order of operations to open my front door without dropping things

civic ferry
#

Meanwhile, I can't seem to handle using two sets of movements for the same.thing.
Like gyroscope for fine aiming and stick for fast aiming

mint spear
#

That's the reason I can't hold both my children at the same time. I get confused with what I should do with them.

open bane
#

drop both

mint spear
#

Usually, yes.

dusty magnet
#

Suplex

safe path
#

Nah, running bulldog is much better

mint spear
#

Bee, have you ever fired that bazooka "accidentally"?

#

"oh no, look what happened."

safe path
dusty magnet
safe path
#

Well thats just a waste of money then 😒

dusty magnet
#

But I mean... You'd own a rocket launcher

mint spear
#

tbf, it is called a rocket launcher and not a rockets launcher.

fickle obsidian
#

croquet launcher

safe path
#

Its also called a TOOTHbrush and not Teethbrush

#

damnit it should be reusable

#

is my point

dusty magnet
fickle obsidian
#

your teeth have hair?

dusty magnet
#

WHAT ABOUT A MEETHBRUSH

#

AHAHAHAHA

spare harbor
#

That rocket launcher makes me laugh

mint spear
#

Meeth! 🤣

#

FFS

spare harbor
#

Id much rather have a spring loaded launcher for ... objects of less desirable origins

dusty magnet
#

Oh man I've not said meeth in a while

undone moat
#

man.

#

first time in downtown for a while, traffic here is nuts...

tropic folio
#

oh gross

#

what'd you have to go downtown for

#

I had to cut through it to get to UT dental college for my extraction, fuck everything about 45 through downtown

dusty magnet
#

I think imma go thrift shopping this weekend

void plank
#

Used to go shopping at thrift shops with my aunt before she passed. Was still a teenager last time I went.

#

Found quite a few atari 2600 games around town back then lol

undone moat
jaunty copper
#

do your feet hurt?

tropic folio
#

oof, hope you got where you were going, my GPS can get a little funky with some of the destinations downtown

thick stump
#

they can be good for tech stuff because the people that run the shops haven't got a clue half the time

undone moat
jaunty copper
#

dang

thick stump
#

i remember finding Starcraft 2 for like £1.50

#

sold it for £8 on ebay 😄

#

probably could have sold it for more but didn't know if it was used or not

undone moat
#

would've been here 20 minutes earlier had it not been for that

tropic folio
#

fucking MOOD

#

like goodness GPS get your shit together

undone moat
#

but yeah, time to drive alllll the way back to the outskirts

#

cya

tropic folio
#

oof

#

drive safe famalama

thick stump
#

safe driving

tropic folio
#

people be crazy on these H-town highways

safe path
#

!!!

tropic folio
#

yes those are exclamations

lucid granite
#

!!!

tropic folio
#

...???

safe path
tropic folio
#

that sloth scene is basically my life

safe path
#

Ikr?

#

Especially at the end when Flash is pulled over by Nick and Judy XD

mint spear
#

I wonder how many people became furries because of Zootopia.

safe path
#

a lot

#

me whenever I dont sleep for hours on end like now

mint spear
#

I am an expert in Sloths and I must say, that Sloth is having an orgasm.

tropic folio
#

...god damnit hex

mint spear
#

Sup Fluffy.

safe path
#

xD

mint spear
#

I really need to use the toilet but I really can not be bothered.

lucid granite
#

I recommend using a toilet rather than anything else

mint spear
#

Thank you SuperFire92, very GOOD advice.

lucid granite
#

i know, i'm very wise.

clever vessel
#

Zootopia my least favorite disney animation

#

tbh

#

maybe Frozen is actually

#

nah

#

zootopia

lucid granite
#

honestly, kinda liked frozen

clever vessel
#

it was fine

#

just heard the soundtrack too much beforehand

lucid granite
#

yeah that's fair

#

let it go is hard to get away from

clever vessel
#

ugh

#

every child ever wants to sing and dance to it

tropic folio
#

Moana was really good though

clever vessel
#

love Moana

tropic folio
#

my sister and I start belting out "WHAT CAN I SAY, EXCEPT, YOU'RE WELCOME" whenever we snipe each other's bullshit in MtG

clever vessel
#

it has an overall better soundtrack

lucid granite
#

Moana is really good as well

#

yeah

tropic folio
#

I may also be biased as when Frozen got its DVD release, I was living with someone that had a kid who was obsessed with the film

#

I think I've seen that movie about 70 times, and 69 of them were unwilling

mint spear
#

Ya'll talking about Zootopia without me

#

how daaaaaare you

#

deleted scenes are amazing

tropic folio
#

oh god whoever mentioned Zootopia has summoned all of the latent furries in the server

mint spear
#

and this one

tropic folio
#

WAIT

#

the genus name

#

for otters

#

is Lutra?

safe path
agile bramble
tropic folio
#

what in the hell was that

undone moat
#

aaaaand back

#

why is getting to the 10 always hell

mint spear
hallow isle
#

ahem, we do have a memes channel for all of these memes y'all posting

mint spear
#

there is a memes channel though...

#

Oh?

#

Oh ok.

agile bramble
fiery cradle
#

Wait off topic

#

Sorry

#

Actually memes

fickle obsidian
mint spear
#

I still think deleting the server is a valid option.

tropic folio
#

seconded

#

we could call it NMS: Discord edition

#

and scatter y'all across various other servers

#

and then rename this one "The Core"

mint spear
#

Wow, that's so much more thought than I ever gave it.

tropic folio
#

and make the invite link long and arduous

#

something like

#

say

#

16 characters

#

randomly generated

mint spear
fickle obsidian
#

better still, remake the server on an entirely different platform

undone moat
#

every discord channel procedural

tropic folio
#

@fickle obsidian lol make it a Slack server

zinc wave
#

No mans sky, skype edition

tropic folio
#

I like that

fickle obsidian
#

easiest way to shake people from your trail? go to a different network

tropic folio
#

now we have Eisentamm

zinc wave
#

The official no mans sky my space

fickle obsidian
#

Is it tammy?

undone moat
#

EisentASS

fickle obsidian
#

MySpace NMS page when

tropic folio
#

PCman are you done driving

fickle obsidian
#

MySpace Skype NMS groupchat yo

tropic folio
#

fuck Skype

zinc wave
#

nms teamspeak

fickle obsidian
#

Wait what about like NMS Digg

#

NMS Mumble

tropic folio
#

I thought Digg was dead

fickle obsidian
#

uhh fuck i'm trying to think of other obscure social-esque things

#

Digg died and was brought back totally different and may as well be dead

#

y'know, like MySpace

#

NMS GEOCITIES GOO

mint spear
#

Nah, no cities in NMS.

fickle obsidian
#

yeah they're not in NMS they're on the web

mint spear
#

GOOD point.

fickle obsidian
#

what's the inverse of a city

mint spear
#

ytic

undone moat
tropic folio
#

thank you for that spoiler

#

I was genuinely worried

hallow isle
#

Don't worry, you can pretty much say what you like, the FBI are way too busy sorting out hex

tropic folio
#

and also entirely unsurprised because fuck Houston traffic

undone moat
#

nah tho, I'm alive and back

mint spear
tropic folio
#

@hallow isle unfortunately the FBI is outside of Hex's jurisdiction, but the CIA isn't c:

zinc wave
#

su s

tropic folio
#

hey Hex how do you feel about proxy governments

hallow isle
tropic folio
#

we finna do Independence Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

#

||note: also bad joke||

lucid granite
#

ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

tropic folio
#

the best Danza album, yes

fickle obsidian
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There are no albums

tropic folio
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except there are though

fickle obsidian
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Except there aren't

tropic folio
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Danza 1 through 4

mint spear
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They don't count.

tropic folio
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Danza 2 is The Electric Boogaloo

undone moat
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WELP

fickle obsidian
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That was a collective dream

tropic folio
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god LEARN YOUR DANZA YOU PLEBIANS

undone moat
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now that I've done that, I'm going home

fickle obsidian
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I DOn"T KNOW WHO

mint spear
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Goodbye Computerman.

fickle obsidian
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Computerman

tropic folio
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PCman

fickle obsidian
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ENTER THE HOUSE

undone moat
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@undone moat

zinc wave
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beepboop man

tropic folio
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binary state man