Why isn’t this working???
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
pulsar valve
lone gorge
Wait wtf now it did
pulsar valve
Theres a skull
gusty crater
lone gorge
I pressed it so many times and it didn’t unspoil, I thought it was a grey box instead
I got double got
wraith basin
Anyone can trade rn?
wraith basin
Yes
lone gorge
Trade channels
wraith basin
I need hexite actually can not find it anywhere thanks
stoic helm
🐀
wraith basin
Who you referring to?
pulsar valve
stoic helm
rat
pulsar valve
The fuck yall talking bout
Welcome to the off topic chat
stoic helm
pulsar valve
🐀
wraith basin
Ok ig
slow cedar
big ass rat 
gusty crater
I need hexite actually can not find it anywhere thanks
You might have better luck asking in NMS channels like #nms-questions if you want to ask where to find it or #nms-lfg-or-trades if you want to ask someone to trade it to you
This channel is more for Chatter unrelated to NMS
stoic helm
https://tenor.com/view/rat-dancing-rat-dancing-gif-24339527
he doing the jiggle
gusty crater
This channel is more for Chatter unrelated to NMS
That's why it's so weird
slow cedar
this is where the weird people hang out
stoic helm
😄 👍 weird ppl hangout
gusty crater
Smells like... uh... nerds!
stoic helm
candy?
slow cedar
stoic helm
i never had it
pulsar valve
Smells like... uh... nerds!
slow cedar
gusty crater
https://tenor.com/view/how-to-slap-someone-trough-the-internet-kermit-internet-s...
You would think that a GIF would involve a bit more... movement
gusty crater
That one is
slow cedar
yeah ik it is but
gusty crater
Kermit's eyes twitch
slow cedar
they dont have to be
lone gorge
I love gif peanut butter
stoic helm
gapanese
pulsar valve
That… made me uncomfortable
slow cedar
lone gorge
Games and the Jiant peach
slow cedar
epic
slow cedar
discord being discord ig
pulsar valve
Is that from dms?
pulsar valve
Weiiirrddd
pulsar valve
Disc dun like u soup 😂😂
pulsar valve
notice how your name is blue
Notice how ur text is red
And not white
lone gorge
What’s with the red smear over your name too
stoic helm
jiraffe
pulsar valve
there is no read on the name
Ur right- only green
slow cedar
whar
slow cedar
does this help
pulsar valve
That’s the background
lone gorge
OH
slow cedar
lone gorge
Mt. Redsmear
lone gorge
My redsmear oh dear
stoic helm
forbidden ketchup
lone gorge
JFC this phone
slow cedar
john f cennedy
stoic helm
https://tenor.com/view/kfc-gif-25417337
look like an scp to me
pulsar valve
I… think my lizard is shedding-
Yeah. She’s rubbing up against the side of her log… there there scrat
U got dis 🫠
gusty crater
Yk, I read an interesting 40k concept a bit ago.
Orks follow the one who is biggest and strongest.
Custodes are really big and are very strong.
So what if we painted one green and sent him to beat up an ork warboss and take over? Then the Imperium can direct Orks at its enemies in a WAAAGH! led by a green-painted Custode.
lone gorge
I work overnights
pulsar valve
I work overnights
Oh ew
sterile tartan
Pumpkin in training
lone gorge
This is the middle of the day for me
stoic helm
string
sterile tartan
I slept all evening and woke up a little under an hour ago. I have no good reason
pulsar valve
I slept all evening and woke up a little under an hour ago. I have no good reaso...
Afternoon
sterile tartan
stoic helm
i sleep
pulsar valve
Scrat stopped moving… wonder if she got tired
gusty crater
pulsar valve
Must be horrible having to replace ur own skin… ugh… on the bright side she’ll never scar
Lizards don’t scar and their skin doesn’t stretch like ours
gusty crater
Nah, shedding skin isn't as bad as it sound like
pulsar valve
We can outgrow our own skin and get stripe kinda scars called stretch marks
When a lizard outgrows its skin it just… yk… climbs out lol
Like an egg
gusty crater
Skin feels really smooth afterwards, at least when I do it
pulsar valve
Skin feels really smooth afterwards, at least when I do it
Like shaving ur legs 😂😂
stoic helm
we shed skin everyday
pulsar valve
Nah, shedding skin isn't as bad as it sound like
And no shes just so little it’s hard for her to get off sometimes… no thumbs remember?
stoic helm
dead skin cells fall off
pulsar valve
She has to rub against the side of something rough to get a peel started then somehow bite it and pull till it’s gone
And if it stays around her toes or the tips of her tail or even parts of her face it dries up and constricts the blood flow
Even causing certain parts like toes to be taken off…
Which is why having a humid hide is so important for lizards and reptiles alike
Softens up the skin so they don’t struggle so much
pulsar valve
we shed skin everyday
Not quite the same lol
orchid mango
out of everyone who could of got the joke, I am surprised that you didn't lmfao
pulsar valve
I’m not- wholeheartedly thought I were rping lol
orchid mango
out of everyone who could of got the joke, I am surprised that you didn't lmfao
The \\\\ that I sent are, in programming - escape characters
pulsar valve
Ahh
lime sand
Naaah, you gotta stop looking at your reflection
pulsar valve
Naaah, you gotta stop looking at your reflection
More like a window less like a mirror lol
Gotta have some glare to block out the nasty
coward ran from a fight
I win muahahahaha
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lime sand
*coward ran from a fight*
Sorry, too busy doing important things
pulsar valve
Sorry, too busy doing important things
Sounds like a sorry excuse for fear 
orchid mango
Yo can someone ping me pls im testing audio devices
orchid mango
Ok it s all good i fixed it anyways
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dark terrace
Yo can someone ping me pls im testing audio devices
orchid mango
https://tenor.com/view/isildur-isilduryes-lotr-gif-17969733
😭 it didnt work
Gunter what are the rules?
dark terrace
Oof
orchid mango
oh do i have to do it in bot spam?
pulsar valve
Gunter what are the rules?
No buts no cuts no coconuts
pulsar valve
oh do i have to do it in bot spam?
Probably
dark terrace
Gunter what are the rules?
For what?
orchid mango
Guys im downloading unity every time you think it slows down by .1MB a second
pulsar valve
I’ma pretend Ik what that is
orchid mango
dark terrace
For programming or game making?
orchid mango
im not meant to tell you since game hasnt been announced
dark terrace
im not meant to tell you since game hasnt been announced
You just did, you answered my question.
orchid mango
https://tenor.com/view/slow-internet-cast-gif-17785854489774498529
why is this an mp4, not a gif?
gusty crater
It is a gif
dark terrace
I think it just saves as mp4 when you download it
Yeah
jaunty raft
orchid mango
nahh im actually going insane i just called myself "Nabby" irl
jaunty raft
Hopefully while talking to somebody 😂😂
In a professional environment
That would be best case scenario obviously
gusty crater
Bjørn was a nickname my friends gave me and ever since I was know as Bjørn
Whenever I was introduced to someone I was introduced as Bjørn, Whenever I was talked about I was talked about as Bjørn, even if it took place behind my back
My friends' parents called me Bjørn, I'm not sure if they were just cool like that or no one ever mentioned my legal name to them and they didn't know how to ask
Tbh at this point I identify with Bjørn more than with my legal name
jaunty raft
I couldn't imagine accidentally introducing myself as any part of my username 😭 especially my old one, DyingCookie
orchid mango
I couldn't imagine accidentally introducing myself as any part of my username 😭...
"Hi, this is my friend; uoɯoloS"
pale meadow
errant egret
Bjørn was a nickname my friends gave me and ever since I was know as Bjørn
When...
Tbf it's same with me
I just go by pip
Even though I'm no where related to that name irl
valid musk
Potateness
hasty roost
turbid kayak
My biggest model:
wanton dirge
My biggest model:
holy shit thats so sick
i havent really tried 3d printing
just renders
turbid kayak
holy shit thats so sick
It's really good fun, but theres some art to it - I started 4 ywears ago and the tech has come a long way - far easier to get decent outcomes now
turbid kayak
Yeah - its an investment so one has to choose carefully regardless of budget
turbid kayak
Creality make good printers - later models are very good
pale void
Bjørn was a nickname my friends gave me and ever since I was know as Bjørn
When...
jet is my actual name
wayy back in school, whenever we saw something cool my friends n i would say that was "lejet" as a play for "legit".
errant egret
jet is my actual name
What sort of jet are you
errant egret
I am the man who sold the world
gusty crater
Well, every nickname has a story
gusty crater
@errant egret lost a bet
pale void
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663
Me walking up to Polo as I'm about to shake him down for black hole coords
gusty crater
Potateness
errant egret
MGS series is epic
I love MGSV
night bobcat
My favorite is still Guns of the Patriots, the old snake vs old ocelot fight is so good
night bobcat
I love MGSV
It's amazing, and keeps the quirkiness
Kojima was born to make videogames
night bobcat
I'm interested in checking out Snake Eater Delta
Unreal 5 and complete overhaul, sounds tasty
errant egret
I've restarted this mission 3 times because I keep getting spotted
night bobcat
I've restarted this mission 3 times because I keep getting spotted
Gotta do that stealth!
I've no idea how many areas or missions I've restarted in MGS over time, but it is MANY
pale meadow
Unreal 5 and complete overhaul, sounds tasty
I have heard good things about it
night bobcat
I have heard good things about it
I absolutely loved it as it was, so if it's the same but prettier and smoother controls I'm sure it's pretty damn good
pale meadow
night bobcat
All the MGS talk is making me want to play through them again
pale meadow
Corridor mention something about it
night bobcat
Ooooo, I'm reading stuff now
pale meadow
Please share with the rest of us
night bobcat
Can play old school view and controls, but can play the new standard of free camera you control
So like any other third or first person game of the recent years
Everything is the same as far as layouts and dialogue
No censoring the old version
Lol
Means people will still be staring at Eva's chest
Updated collectibles to gather, added camos
All the old secret movies, plus a few new
Sold me
plain patio
||targhoids||
sterile tartan
Hmm
Gonna need to do several more rounds for it to be tall enough
orchid mango
Game design is going well. I have 0 idea what im doing but here is an idle animation i made
Hmm looking at it in discord it isnt as good as it looked in piskel
Really struggling how to move the body when idle
I combined them both and it looks kinda ok
Any feedback?
sterile tartan
Most recent one looks good to me
orchid mango
Okay heres my most recent iteration
no i thnk thats the wrong one lol
No thats the one
sterile tartan
Okay
Looks good
Feels like there's too much blinking to me but other than that
Maybe not actually. You've got me paying attention to how often I blink irl now lmao
primal kelp
u are now manually breathing @sterile tartan
orchid mango
Well it is an 8 frame animation, i have two blinks on frame 4 and 7, the reason being if they were on 4 and 8 it might look a bit too robotic
I also have one blink on the up and one blink on the down
sterile tartan
Yeah
orchid mango
dont tell discord i use its servers for file transfer. its too much work to transfer files with a flash drive when i can have my own little server for it
teal raptor
edgy egret
Guys.... it's that time of year again.... it's time for blanket Murphy
dark terrace
u are now manually breathing <@339538049262157825>
Wizard’s duels and wars is one of my many specialties.
polar zealot
Guys.... it's that time of year again.... it's time for blanket Murphy
da poor comfy precious kitty 😭
errant egret
All the MGS talk is making me want to play through them again
Metal gear liquid
edgy egret
Please refer to rule 3
Guy literally joined just to advertise lol
Might also be a bot
lucid granite
Might also be a bot
Doubt it’s a bot, account is old and also has nitro.
Likely just didn’t read the rules 😔
muted venture
Doubt it’s a bot, account is old and also has nitro.
It's less likely, but certainly not unheard of unfortunately.
Bot accounts can and often do include hijacked accounts of real users.
primal kelp
im a bot account give me all your crypto
lucid granite
Ok if u insist
muted venture
Didn’t consider it being a stolen account
Yeah, bad actors often try to use these because it increases trust both in terms of manual moderation and automoderation.
For example in our server, we automatically kick users whose accounts are too fresh and tell them to reach out to our mod mail server in case they are a person.
An established though hijacked account would get past this quite fast.
wraith reef
It didn't spam it in multiple channels, and did use the most relevant channel, so not so likely to be a bot IMHO
muted venture
Indeed. Some people aren't aware of online etiquette, or just don't care.
@zenith dome Heya, apologies for the ping. Just wanted to try and help the issue in your status. If on desktop, double-check whether you've got the drop down on the bottom left set to "Don't clear". It's easy to miss. Mobile has a similar option. 🙏
If you've already done this, my bad. Just wanted to make sure. :)
zenith dome
i already did yea
muted venture
Indeed. Some people aren't aware of online etiquette, or just don't care.
Though admittedly it is rather subjective at times, and depends on the place.
Interesting
zenith dome
it used to be like discord would clear my status when quitting the app (not just closing the window) but ever since i used my current status, like 3 months ago now maybe, it stayed 
muted venture
Of course, lol
zenith dome
its funny to me tho that it only kept it then so yea i kept it.. lol
muted venture
So when you say you quit the app, is that a manual close or a machine shutdown
Because I have experienced some issues with the latter.
zenith dome
machine shutdown i think yea
muted venture
Ah, if it happens again or you experience other tomfoolery, try ctrl q before you shut down the machine.
I vaguely remember issues with being logged out constantly if I didn't, but that was a while ago.
In other news, the engine I'm building needs work but I'm tired.
Oh well
tardy juniper
Happens on every major release/expedition
tight pagoda
forgot about that
pearl smelt
Uuuugh i feel horrible rn
This day last year I got so hyped for something
And turns out
I CANT GO TO SEE IT
AAAAAAHHHH
pearl smelt
This day last year I got so hyped for something
Or near that time idk
obsidian sand
Vro 😔
sterile tartan
"a level made by some random killed the whole game reee"
jovial crystal
Anyway, yeah, modern Nintendo is lame.
north marlin
Yeah theres a lot to hate already
jovial crystal
Game mechanics are inherently unpatentable. This is why when they file for game patents they have to frame them as if they're some innovative action. "If you press a button in an open field, the screen will render a ball throwing in an arc which will then land on the ground, vanish, and be replaced by a captured entity."
Understand that "Press button to do action" is older than the patent system.
north marlin
The how did games like Shadow of Mordor patent the Nemesis System
jovial crystal
When I say game mechanics, I specifically mean like, the rules of a game. As in, you can't patent Catan's rules. If someone made a knock-off Catan with the same rules but, like, robot themed resources. That would be very hard to bonk over.
jovial crystal
The how did games like Shadow of Mordor patent the Nemesis System
It's all bullshit to make "enemies remember your actions" sound techy.
north marlin
Thats....what? Okay, I really doubt your credibility cause thats not what it does
jovial crystal
Methods for managing non-player characters and power centers in a computer game are based on character hierarchies and individualized correspondences between each character's traits or rank and events that involve other non-player characters or objects. Players may share power centers, character hierarchies, non-player characters, and related quests involving the shared objects with other players playing separate and unrelated game instances over a computer network, with the outcome of the quests reflected in different the games. Various configurations of game machines are used to implement the methods.
north marlin
Yeah and it doesn't include information about specifically how its done because why would it
jovial crystal
It may be worth noting that this patent is somehow also mentioning "Enemy bases should be populated with objects that are thematically appropriate."
For instance, a “Beastmaster” overlord's fort may be adorned with large game-hunting trophies over many surfaces. A “Regal” overlord's fort may have golden accents on the walls and stately accoutrements spread throughout. For example, “fort” traits assigned to a character may include “fire spouts” that will spew fire on enemy NPCs, “wall spikes” that prevent enemy NPCs from scaling fort walls, and “mines” that explode on contact by enemies.
The concept of video game patents is generally "how do we reframe something normally unpatentable such that it can be patented". This takes advantage of the fact that you can't create video games outside of a computer. If I could create a game in my mind and then beam it to you, purely as thoughts and mental imagery, none of this would be patentable.
Whereas copyright is global, so I can't like, mentally create new Disney film sequels in my head and psychically distribute them.
Not lawfully, anyway. Enforcement might be difficult with those.
edgy egret
Mantis in my yard
tacit pond
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tardy juniper
Tiny hats imprisoning Sea Urchins
worthy dawn
Hi
edgy egret
worthy dawn
The overlord
obsidian sand
I drew a monkey in maths class and i thought it was pretty mediocre but this random girl from my class said its good so i dont know if its good or bad now
sterile tartan
It's probably good
obsidian sand
Ok
jaunty raft
Buy a man a fish teach him to eat
Fish a man the ocean
prime estuary
I drew a monkey in maths class and i thought it was pretty mediocre but this ran...
holy shit a woman actually interested in an Offtopician this is massive
dark terrace
https://tenor.com/view/mmmm-monkey-monkey-ug-master-oogway-oogway-gif-19727561
https://tenor.com/view/monkey-yes-monkey-wyatt-wyatt-approve-monkey-approve-gif-17107538900510893958
gusty crater
holy shit a woman actually interested in an Offtopician this is massive
Maybe she was just trying to be nice 
Maybe she's Canadian
robust gulch
This urchin is greedy, it has two hats.
gusty crater
Also referring to people in #off-topic-bond-james-bond as "Offtopicians" doesn't sound right
Offtopolitans
robust gulch
This one went to Disney Land
worthy dawn
I bet Bjorn is a heretic
gusty crater
robust gulch
This one wants to cast a spell
robust gulch
Can I keep urchin posting
robust gulch
These urchins identify as clams and rocks
robust gulch
This one has three. It’s even more greedy than Mr Two I have posted earlier
sterile tartan
Can't say I've ever done that
hasty roost
jaunty raft
This crab identifies as a hat
What is happening rn
worthy dawn
When you order a meal at Taco Bell for the wrong city
thanks dude it was delicious!
obsidian sand
Maybe she's Canadian
She's russian.
dry bison
The concept of video game patents is generally "how do we reframe something norm...
You can create a video game outside of a computer. Hell. You can create an entire movie on paper. No reason you can't do it to a game.
jaunty raft
thanks dude it was delicious!
Literally never again 😭😭 I wanted that double layer taco
I'm almost able to send memes
worthy dawn
I'm almost able to send memes
Just gotta yap 🗣️
worthy dawn
pulsar valve
The day I get a new iphone is the day they release another yellow one
Iphone 11 was the last yellow
Now I have black
But I want yellow… jerks…
robust gulch
What is happening rn
Urchin activity
pale meadow
https://tenor.com/view/so-hard-why-is-my-life-so-hard-natalie-tran-communitychan...
You can always put a cover on the back
pulsar valve
You can always put a cover on the back
snot the saem
sterile tartan
I love how many electronics have fun color options now. My current phone is blue
sterile tartan
I slept yesterday evening
jaunty raft
Can we cry together? 💀
sterile tartan
Yes
I maybe had a small breakdown because I messed up cooking eggs
...all that happened is they were cooked a bit more than I meant to cook them
jaunty raft
Dude screw cooking some eggs
If you want them poorly scrambled, I got you
But otherwise go find someone else
sterile tartan
I'm usually great at cooking eggs
But I'm not alive enough to be cooking
jaunty raft
I used to be really good at cooking anything. Then I got into a relationship and she started cooking, we had kids. Now I get stressed while cooking and literally can't even boil an egg
sterile tartan
So these four colors are the ones I've decided on for a bunch of crochet pumpkins
I might make a purple one just because
I'm a pretty good cook when I actually have the motivation to do it. Otherwise I just make sandwiches
Or throw something in the oven/air fryer. Frozen pizza and chicken nuggets are life saving sometimes
gusty crater
My dear archmagos, I am an Overlord of the Nihilakh Dynasty. I do not need a ranged weapon – I point at things and they die.’
-# The Fall of Cadia
Man, Trazyn is such a fun character 
It was so rare these days to meet a being of wide perspective – someone fit to discuss the nature of the universe with. He’d been starved for conversation ever since that mountain had dropped onto poor Orikan.
Like an archmagos dominus that was such good conversation, for instance. Cawl was unusually bright, for an augmented human – and given that he was a mere ten millennia old, Trazyn enjoyed his youthful vigour.
He also gets along with Belisarius Cawl
Frens
cursive agate
gusty crater
prime estuary
ISS was nyooming fast
ufo sightings be like
dark terrace
https://tenor.com/view/the-truth-is-out-there-xfiles-i-want-to-believe-stay-woke-believe-gif-4861962
jaunty raft
I'm a pretty good cook when I actually have the motivation to do it. Otherwise I...
I saw this and then the yarn and I was like "wtf did you cook"
sterile tartan
Lol
prime estuary
dark terrace
jaunty raft
dusty magnet
Chat what is going on
Should I drink 6 beers? Surely I won't regret 6 beers mid afternoon
wise stream
ISS was nyooming fast
worthy dawn
https://tenor.com/view/beer-german-celebrate-party-gif-11307779000836839042
now you can post memes!!!
jaunty raft
gusty crater
Aw man
Wouldn't it be a shame if someone
Accidentally
Removed your meme privileges
jaunty raft
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/jacqueline-novak-podcast-berlant-and-novak-i%27m-grumpy-g...
That explains his smile.
jaunty raft
That explains his smile.
Whaa
gusty crater
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MODS! Make this user's websites consistently load just moments after they hit "reload page"!
jaunty raft
MODS! Make this user's websites consistently load just moments after they hit "r...
Ts happens at work and I just go home
tardy juniper
You think that's slow? Back in my day....
dry bison
MODS! Make this user's juices always taste like they need just a little more sugar.
eternal thorn
Mumbles what do you mean by that
gusty crater
MODS! Hit them with "Connected(no internet)"!
dry bison
Have you ever had a koolaid that needed more sugar?...it's gross
tardy juniper
so is koolaid with too much sugar
cursive agate
I liked the red kind as a kid I pretended to drink my enemies blood told other kids it was blood
dry bison
I used the word juices generally because I didn't want to shame someone's particular tastes in a single juice. I wanted to ruin all juices.
dark terrace
Mods give him manual breathing
gusty crater
Sola dosis facit venenum
Dosage makes the poison
silent wagon
Give him "One nostril is always stuffed"
gusty crater
*Sola dosis facit venenum*
Dosage makes the poison
<:VykeenSmart:124981071127039...
Re: Sugar in coolaid or other drinks
Mods! Give everyone here sudden nose awareness!
dry bison
Jokes on you. I always have nose awareness.
It's annoying.
I can see my nose in my peripherals all the time.
sterile tartan
I cast. Audio desync irl
gusty crater
jaunty raft
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sterile tartan
Disocrd
dark terrace
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a Wizard War
I cast: I remind everyone of the mind game.
jaunty raft
dry bison
MODS!! Give this user an auditory processing disorder that ensures they hear two different words through different ears no matter what word is said to them - Every time
silent wagon
I play Pot of Greed, and summon two additional cards from my deck
jaunty raft
MODS!! Give this user an auditory processing disorder that ensures they hear two...
You're too creative to not be able to do these things
gusty crater
Man, this chat used to be a safe place
silent wagon
dry bison
You're too creative to not be able to do these things
I have an auditory processing disorder and regularly have the weirdest conversations with the person I'm taking care of because she can barely hear...
jaunty raft
It still is, as long as you can handle a little banter 😂
dry bison
So I hear the wrong words. She doesn't hear the right ones. Hello turns into "HIDE THE BLANKETS OR THE MOB WILL FIND US"
jaunty raft
I have an auditory processing disorder and regularly have the weirdest conversat...
I can't watch movies without subtitles cause I cant understand anything unless I read it also
jaunty raft
So I hear the wrong words. She doesn't hear the right ones. Hello turns into "HI...
Been there fr 😂
My phone is on 10% and I'm just gonna let it die
dry bison
It exists...sort of.
silent wagon
I can't watch movies without subtitles cause I cant understand anything unless I...
I use subtitles cuz for some fuckin reason audio mixing is a lost art nowadays and everyone talks quietly but explosions are REALLY loud if I have things at a decent volume
dry bison
I have subtitles sometimes. Never on youtube. It's always wrong on youtube.
jaunty raft
Imagine watching things with explosions. I could never subject myself to such violence
dry bison
Youtube captions are almost as bad as my hearing
sterile tartan
jaunty raft
Okay so I don't need subs for YouTube if I've been watching that person for a decent amount of time because I can understand voices I'm familiar with better
jaunty raft
<a:ablobexplode:634643935414976527>
Wow so violent 😭😭
dry bison
Ground beef is getting offensively expensive
sterile tartan
Stores here have pretty much always sold ground chicken I'm pretty sure
sterile tartan
dry bison
Now it's being sold so much it's only available rarely
jaunty raft
Ground.... Chicken?
dry bison
What's for dinner
jaunty raft
That's gotta be a sin or something
jaunty raft
Ground fish is definitely just what fish patties are from the freezer section
dry bison
If there's a meat there's a ground version of it
Nate introduced me to a paste I think is supposed to be a meat...and apparently it's a Canadian thing I never heard of before then
sterile tartan
Meat paste?
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dry bison
It's got the consistency of a pork, like the insides of a hotdog but a little looser and it tastes more salty. I ate the whole container which was about the size of a tuna can
Great on crackers
sterile tartan
I bet
I have some zesty herb Ritz crackers that I bet would be awesome with something like that
dry bison
I miss buying those veggie infused crackers
I forget the brand I bought...think it starts with a b
Breton!
Oh great. I googled Cretons and google seems to think I'm a french Canadian now....giving me pictures of food with the french forward.
dry bison
I went to type meat paste because my personal shopper app doesn't have cretons, but a word that doesn't exist was typed instead...
Meast
I stand corrected.
jaunty raft
Meast infection
dry bison
Starry sky
You captured Orion
limber fractal
Starry sky
Wow! You got a kickass view! 
elder shale
You captured Orion
Yea buncha stars, I use Stellarium
That's how I figured out the "star" nyooming past earlier was the ISS lol
eternal pewter
Wheres the great bear
dry bison
The great woods
jaunty raft
The great bear is in the great forest next to the great city
eternal pewter
eternal pewter
The great bear is in the great forest next to the great city
I heard the great bear got high after the great helicopter dropped great loads of cocaine in the great woods
dry bison
Speaking of great cities. I want to visit that city on a mountain in China
eternal pewter
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/ray-apple-raybear-cocaine-bear-raybert-gif-35564649893955...
cocaine bear?
jaunty raft
I heard the great bear got high after the great helicopter dropped great loads o...
The great FOREST 😡
eternal pewter
My fault
eternal pewter
cocaine bear?
Yeah
eternal pewter
And cocaine werewolf
jaunty raft
wtf 😭
eternal pewter
And cocaine cougar
jaunty raft
I don't think I believe you tbh
eternal pewter
Whats up with these movie directors and animals with cocaine
jaunty raft
Okay so don't look up cocaine cougar
silent wagon
Okay so don't look up cocaine cougar
You can find those at truck stops, LMFAOOOOOOO
eternal pewter
I don't think I believe you tbh
eternal pewter
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/cocaine-bear-true-story-dange...
I knew this one was real, but i doubt that cocaine crabs from spaced is as true story based
dry bison
jaunty raft
It's like when big versions of animals fighting was the movie trend
eternal pewter
These are all still movies btw
dry bison
I bought this stuff months ago....spreadable marshmellow
I wonder if this stuff expires
dark terrace
I wonder too, because marshmallows is basically sugar.
dry bison
no expiration on the bottle...
but one of the bottles never opened looks like chemistry be happening
like the sugars are breaking down or hardening
I tasted it.
Tastes fine but has the consistency of old caulking
Not a pleasant experience
Can't find an expiration date....
dry bison
Never thought I'd ever hear that line
Realistically, possible. Restaurants live and die on repeat business.
Now you just have to bring other strangers to meat your ramen guy
Completes the unspoken extra meat contract
I give you extra meat. You give me extra business
mental yarrow
Megatron
dry bison
Unless you were getting your ramen late in the day
Then you didn't get extra meat. You got left overs.
mental yarrow
Megatron
dry bison
Dolly Parton
mental yarrow
Megatron
dry bison
Now you're spamming
dry bison
Once is intentional. They got my message. Twice is a mistake. I bumped the button. Three times is intentional. I'm going to make sure they get my message.
Hence
Spam
dry bison
Sounds like a stripper name
mental yarrow
errant egret
mental yarrow
Sounds like a stripper name
Is your name karen by any chance
dry bison
My name is daddy
upper flame
Hi daddy
mental yarrow
That’s weird
mental yarrow
My name is daddy
I think this sounds more like a stripper name
dry bison
Google tells me bread has no nutritional value for birds.
quartz dock
Is it wrong to buy cheap bread to feed birds?
Unless you live in an apartment complex like me. My neighbor feeds the geese then they shit all over my car
mental yarrow
Google tells me bread has no nutritional value for birds.
Are you a male or a female
dry bison
Are you a male or a female
yes
mental yarrow
?
dry bison
!
dark terrace
.
mental yarrow
€
dry bison
Google might have brain damage. It suggests feeding birds apples
mental yarrow
You have They/Them in your transcription so what are you
dry bison
You have They/Them in your transcription so what are you
I am them
I am they
They them of the that category
tardy juniper
I am a meat popsicle
mental yarrow
Is them XY or XX chomosom
quartz dock
How are you them when your you
mental yarrow
I’m bad at spelling
quartz dock
I’m bad at spelling
I know.
mental yarrow
I do also
mental yarrow
Is them XX or XY chomosom
dry bison
They/them does not identify. Are you going to ask a masked person what their name is, next?
mental yarrow
Yes
pulsar valve
Unless you were getting your ramen late in the day
I’ll bring him extra customers anyways he deserves it.
Also not closing time yet- only 3 so maybe
mental yarrow
So it’s XXXY
pulsar valve
Completes the unspoken extra meat contract
Also it wasn’t just extra meat- it was an extra piece and 2 of them were ridiculously thick
errant egret
My name is daddy
Understood daddy
quartz dock
That was easy
My name is right there. But if your reading is as bad as your writing, I'm not surprised you don't know it.
errant egret
mental yarrow
My name is right there. But if your reading is as bad as your writing, I'm not s...
Zeke is a name ?
quartz dock
Zeke is a name ?
Yes.
pulsar valve
My name is right there. But if your reading is as bad as your writing, I'm not s...
Sure thing k9 
mental yarrow
My name is daddy
If your name is Daddy you should be a male
quartz dock
Sure thing k9 <:AquaNose:786124739608313896>
KF-9 
errant egret
My name is right there. But if your reading is as bad as your writing, I'm not s...
Understood Fleet
quartz dock
Understood Fleet
I'll take it.
pulsar valve
KF-9 <:NmsWave:930633709202321408>
K9
mental yarrow
KF-9 <:NmsWave:930633709202321408>
Are you the son of Elon musk
quartz dock
Are you the son of Elon musk
Maybe. Dunno. I'm adopted.
errant egret
My full name is Punished Venom Giggling Guppy from Galaxy Soup Revolver Shalashaska Ocelot Miller
hasty roost
Not actually saying anything, just fueling the drama of the ‘is typing…’ notification.
mental yarrow
My full name is Punished Venom Giggling Guppy from Galaxy Soup Revolver Shalasha...
Hello Punished Venom Giggling Guppy from Galaxy Soup Revolver Shalashaska Ocelot Miller
hasty roost
shy nest
Not actually saying anything, just fueling the drama of the ‘is typing…’ notific...
goated
dark terrace
https://tenor.com/view/chaos-gif-22919457
shy nest
https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-gaming-mgs-guns-gif-17353618
Ocelot
jaunty raft
https://tenor.com/view/the-unmatched-power-of-the-sun-sun-power-cop-gif-22776276
Me when I get pulled over for a broken tail light
shy nest
https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-revolver-ocelot-happy-gif-13789075
What is the second state of matter?
🥶
mental yarrow
What is the second state of matter?
Saarland
quartz dock
What is the second state of matter?
Bees
errant egret
What is the second state of matter?
shy nest
https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-mgs-snake-screaming-liquid-gif-24449463
LMAO
(btw chat, which role did we need to freely be able to post gifs?)
errant egret
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dark terrace
What is the second state of matter?
Solid Snake.
errant egret
POV solidius snake
shy nest
*Solid* Snake.<:DarkSide:753884514006335549>
The over-present Big Boss in the background:
errant egret
Big Boss when I introduce little employee
shy nest
Big Boss when I introduce little employee
Venomous Snake when i introduce him with Antidote Ape
jaunty raft
errant egret
I'm so close to level 45 it's actually baller
I'll miss this purple :(
Or do I get purpler
shy nest
*Solid* Snake.<:DarkSide:753884514006335549>
(Btw, do you have Baruuk Prime?)
mental yarrow
Barak obama?
dark terrace
I'm so close to level 45 it's actually baller
shy nest
Barak obama?
🗣️ 🗣️ 🥀
jaunty raft
Or do I get purpler
Judging from the order of roles of the admins, I think you turn pink
mental yarrow
errant egret
Things I'd give for a bright pink role
shy nest
https://tenor.com/view/baruuks-reluctant-dominance-warframe-gif-18658550
damn
I am doomed to never
being able to send a gif
jaunty raft
shy nest
My mood is ruined
jaunty raft
I forgot about stickers
errant egret
eternal thorn
jaunty raft
https://tenor.com/view/warframe-running-video-game-gif-14920201
Gif.txt
I remember when I couldn't send gifs. Like it was 3 days ago 😔 dark times
errant egret
https://tenor.com/view/warframe-running-video-game-gif-14920201
The Bay Harbour Embed Failure :3
quartz dock
Speaking of Baruuk Prime, I should get mine set up while Plague Star is giving me unlimited forma
dark terrace
(Btw, do you have Baruuk Prime?)
Yes, i’m using Baruuk Prime, fun fact: i’m using it with the normal skin.
<—As you can see
dry bison
If your name is Daddy you should be a male
shy nest
Yes, i’m using Baruuk Prime, fun fact: i’m using it with the normal skin.
<—As y...
Dude, that is literally the best skin for him still in my opinion
his other seems
well
a bit eccentric
quartz dock
I'm the last Qorvex user...
shy nest
I'm the last Qorvex user...
My bud is a Qorvex main, there is also a Cult of Qorvex
You are in good hands
quartz dock
My bud is a Qorvex main, there is also a Cult of Qorvex
Fused Crucible go crazy
dry bison
I'm drinking caffeinated coffee....first time in a solid year. Not really doin it for me.
shy nest
Speaking of Baruuk Prime, I should get mine set up while Plague Star is giving m...
I should probably check the event out too
dry bison
I ran out of decaf
shy nest
I'm drinking caffeinated coffee....first time in a solid year. Not really doin i...
Ok, not to seem like a ignorent man, but isn't that just espresso?
quartz dock
I should probably check the event out too
Some limited stuff from other events in the store. Mainly still just a forma farm. Can get a uni forma, so that's nice.
shy nest
Some limited stuff from other events in the store. Mainly still just a forma far...
Dude, i ran out of formas like a week ago, i NEED as much forma i can get
dry bison
Ok, not to seem like a ignorent man, but isn't that just espresso?
no. espresso is a specific way of making coffee
shy nest
I need to binge that event
shy nest
no. espresso is a specific way of making coffee
Ok, i will need to ask you to enlighten me about that- Despite drinking a lot of coffee, never went into the specific of its types-
quartz dock
I need to binge that event
Pretty much 1 forma per advanced or SP run. Pretty decent rate.
Bring your lephantis build
shy nest
Pretty much 1 forma per advanced or SP run. Pretty decent rate.
Oook, that sounds pretty good
dry bison
Ok, i will need to ask you to enlighten me about that- Despite drinking a lot of...
Making espresso requires a special process that forces steam through ground coffee beans. The steam then collects into a decanter and that's what you're drinking.
quartz dock
Drowning in the abyssal depths rn
Welp, better have fun. Because you gotta kill 4 of em per run.
shy nest
Welp, better have fun. Because you gotta kill 4 of em per run.
💀
I can pull it off
With enough time
If it bleeds
It can die
💯
shy nest
Making espresso requires a special process that forces steam through ground coff...
Oh, didn't know my esoresso was that sophisticared-
quartz dock
With enough time
Its not terrible. Throw on a slow(I used ophanim eyes because it slows and strips chitin) and a flat DMG/fire rate weapon. You'll be aight
shy nest
Oh, didn't know my esoresso was that sophisticared-
Soo, cafainated coffee is the literal coffee coffee?
shy nest
Its not terrible. Throw on a slow(I used ophanim eyes because it slows and strip...
Gotcha, we will see then
💯
dry bison
Soo, cafainated coffee is the literal coffee coffee?
nah. Caffeine is a compound in coffee. It's also found in tea. It's a stimulant. It's what makes coffee make you wired.
I usually drink decaf, which has the caffeine removed
Family has a history of kidney problems and caffeine impacts kidney performance.
shy nest
Family has a history of kidney problems and caffeine impacts kidney performance.
Sounds pretty reasonable
errant egret
I don't obey the rules of my kidneys, the kidneys obey the rules of me
(I'm gonna die of kidney failure by 30)
shy nest
I don't obey the rules of my kidneys, the kidneys obey the rules of me
Buddy is running to kidney failure at 5 beers/s
shy nest
Impressive
errant egret
I average at least 4 monsters a day because of these assignments man
dark terrace
Buddy is running to kidney failure at 5 beers/s
Pip drinking Monsters not beers.
dry bison
Buddy is running to kidney failure at 5 beers/s
I think you mean liver there
Liver processes alcohol
errant egret
I need my liver intact or else I don't live
Clues in the name
shy nest
My brain started to malfunction
dry bison
Ice Cream Sandwich is the best youtube cartoonist
errant egret
I will pretend for a moment I know who that is and agree with you
shy nest
Count me in
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jaunty raft
I got a feeling I'm gonna lose my meme privileges
dry bison
What are meme privileges?
jaunty raft
My privileges of posting memes
shy nest
lmao
jaunty raft
😔😔 I just know the entire discord will come to my defense
jaunty raft
Why are you the only one using the meme channel?
Because I have a problem??? Duh
hasty roost
Why are you the only one using the meme channel?
jaunty raft
https://tenor.com/view/scroll-you-must-scroll-yoda-star-wars-gif-10500226
I got beef with you rn
shy nest
https://tenor.com/view/scroll-you-must-scroll-yoda-star-wars-gif-10500226
I apologize, i take my word back
shy nest
🧔♀️
jaunty raft
why you keep reacting to my hilarious ass memes with that 😭
dry bison
He reminds me of Max0r
He reminds me of Don Hertzfeldt and I love it
hasty roost
I got beef with you rn
dry bison
For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM
or FilmCow
Cyanide and Happiness
Cartoonists that say more with less
hasty roost
Cyanide and Happiness
That's definitely a world classic!
quaint adder
pulsar valve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WFde7vxoic
I love that guy
pulsar valve
I have never seen this fella in my life
U should look at em hes funny
prime estuary
confession
sometimes ill flip the map in Google maps upside down so i can discover the world like a kid again
orchid mango
Broo i was just in the supermarket and I had 4 little kids and their parents come up and talk to me for no reason like bro I'm just here for milk and bread I don't need to be here for 45 minutes
fuck i only just realised that probably isn't a good gif to have favorited anymore
dry bison
Broo i was just in the supermarket and I had 4 little kids and their parents co...
Do you look like a cartoon character?
Maybe the children liked something about you and the parents needed insight
orchid mango
dry bison
"Mom he has rizz. Can we have rizz?"
"Lets find out"
tight pagoda
hi all
dim field
I’m a groomsman tomorrow I just learned I have to dance tomorrow 😫
Like come up with one with the bridesmaid
orchid mango
Do you look like a cartoon character?
I look like if Kurt cobain had an afro
dry bison
I’m a groomsman tomorrow I just learned I have to dance tomorrow 😫
Go to a bar with a dance floor and ask a lady to teach you to do a basic two-step.
Or ask your gf/wife
dim field
I have neither I’m 19
tight pagoda
my mom is getting a service doggo
orchid mango
imagine being jn a relationship
dim field
I don’t wanna do this bro
dry bison
Oh that makes it more challenging
dim field
I don’t care about knowing how I just don’t want to do it
dry bison
Are you taking someone to the wedding?
tardy juniper
imagine being jn a relationship
They can be nice
dim field
Are you taking someone to the wedding?
No lol I’m a groomsman
dry bison
You should not have accepted the title if you weren't into doing it.
gusty crater
Couldn't be me
orchid mango
Option B.
Fake your death and fly across the city, and live a new life under a new name.
dry bison
I don’t wanna do this bro
I have a solution for you that might exempt you from dancing
tardy juniper
I've met my best partners on the intarwebz
dim field
I didn’t think it would involve dancing I’ve only been to three weddings and one was small the other I didn’t go to the reception
dim field
I have a solution for you that might exempt you from dancing
Let my training partner rip a heel hook
orchid mango
I have a solution for you that might exempt you from dancing
Prison?
But only temporarily
dry bison
Prepare a short speech...tiny...A toast. Something "heartfelt"...and then when you don't dance, they can't hold it against you.
dim field
lol
dry bison
Because sure maybe other people danced....but not everyone else toasted
orchid mango
I prefer bread or crumpets
dim field
Yes
orchid mango
It's a play in the FEE AY T AR
dry bison
hasty roost
Oh for sure! Train them early while they're young haha.
wise stream
https://tenor.com/view/tusareve-revetusa-donkey-happy-smile-gif-21317051
Excellent dental work
wise stream
gusty crater
Also, I just finished the Fall of Cadia. I really enjoyed reading it and towards the end my jaw just kept dropping
For example as planet was being ripped apart imperial forces wanted to start evacuation but were ordered by an inquisitor to die bc the army was exposed to possible chaos taint
We have fought together for the Emperor. Now, let us serve Him by dying together as well. Furthermore I–’
But then another inquisitor wearing bigger pants shuts her up
Attention, all units. Disregard negative Chrysanthus order and quarantine restrictions. This was broadcast in error. Stand by for orders.’
‘Who dares contravene an Inquisitorial mandate? Identify yourself, broadcaster.’
This is Katarinya Greyfax of the Ordo Hereticus. Rosette number 7134/S3. I have Inquisitorial jurisdiction over this sector dating to before you were born, and declare your quarantine order null and void. Sororitas, you are not cleared to engage friendly forces. Logistar-general?’
‘Yes, inquisitor?’
‘All units – Chrysanthus, Chrysanthus, Chrysanthus. Get us off this rock.’
gusty crater
Which is really cool bc the bigger pants wearing inquisitor was there bc Trazyn released her like a pokemon to fight
In the end the small pants inquisitor tries to stop retreating forces again and gets shot by "heretic sharpshooter"
The inquisitor has been killed by a heretic sharpshooter.’
‘Tragic. Should’ve kept low, sir, like you said.’
stoic helm
https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-meme-stressed-sakigifs-gif-22332392
hell yeah i love lung cancer :D
errant egret
Router is finally routing again
7 hours, 3 monsters and enough slurs to make 4 dictionaries
gusty crater
stoic helm
average computer person experience
polar zealot
aww 
gusty crater
Good save
errant egret
Next to type idk...is the man who sold the world
gusty crater
Now I need to pick another book
stoic helm
i like how bjorn immediately stopped typing thats funny
stoic helm
sneeeeeek???
polar zealot
is mtg3 starts on the ship
polar zealot
and theres a hind russian heli
errant egret
Tbf my favourite part of MGS3
polar zealot
oh im think of mgs2
errant egret
Was when hit character Revolver "Shalashaska" Ocelot
Fucking meows
To assert dominance
On snake
gusty crater
stoic helm
did u make that omg
stoic helm
i thought he gonna fortnite emote
orchid mango
Can i have some feedback im struggling to make this walking animation 😭
gusty crater
Maybe invest in more... leg movement
Also human torso isn't locked in the same position when you walk
dry bison
Maybe invest in more... leg movement
dry bison
Can i have some feedback im struggling to make this walking animation 😭
You're missing half the animations
orchid mango
I think discord does some wird stuff with the gif but i forgot a frame for the legs lol
That arm is so weird
hold on
dry bison
A 2D animation for a run animation at 24 frames per second should be about 12 frames.
What is that, 3 frames?
orchid mango
4 frames at 8 frames a second
