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paper mario ttyd remake
the xenoblade chronicle triology
Does it have to be first party or third party ports ok
Fine with either
Cult of the lamb
Hogwarts legacy
Mario Rabbids
Dying light
Metro games
Monster hunter rise
Dead cells
Kotor 1 + 2 (Kotor 2 scammed switch owners though)
Immortal feniyx rising
Are all on sale right now on the eshop
Not on sale but worth it is divinity original sin 2
Pillars of eternity
Alien isolation
Kingdom come deliverance is on sale but abit overpriced but it did just release on switch
So far I’m enjoying it I have to say.
Metro and Alien Isolation are on Switch?
Huh... that's two graphically intense titles that I would've never expected to be there.
Metro?
Metro exodus etc
Ah
Metro 2033, Metro Last Light and Exodus
I have one if the rabbids games
Alien isolation is better than the PS4 version as per digital foundry
Metro 2033 they just say they prefer it on switch even though the blacks aren't as black
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That's quite impressive. 😄
It's normal for a switch port to be better than the Xbox one version but PS4 is more rare yeah
I keep considering a switch, but the cost of ownership is absurd
Cost of ownership?
nothing like PS+, GamePass, or Humble Bundle, so every game costs $70 each, no matter the age
Oh yeah that makes sense
and I really do get my $15 worth out of game pass
They do offer for switch online members $100 vouchers to get two games, which could save you quite a bit of money
But you gotta spend money on switch online then LOL
I also don’t know if you can get those vouchers multiple times
I assume you probably can but idk
there's also few switch exclusives I'm interested in really
Absolutely, Nintendo knows how to make games tbh
It’s a shame they’re so into the exclusivity stuff
I know I'd want metroid, dunno about anything else
The two newer Zelda games are really good, BOTW and TOTK
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom
Idk why I acronymed them
I've considered getting a Switch few times for Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games...
And the fact my PC monitor is technically supported for Switch use as well. It could do double duty.
Your PC monitor is specifically made for Switch?
maybe I'll get one when the probate settles
the last nintendo console I had was the one with the original Metroid Prime trilogy
Nah. It has HDMI connector, and the aspect ratio matches with Switch as well.
Like I said, double-duty monitor, at least in theory
Just buy physical used or what for a eshop sale
Switch often has sales on the Nintendo store and you can pick up games quite heavily discounted.
Switch holds value though yeah
This can be seen as a con / barrier of entry
I had odd dreams last night
Hi
Hello there!
I’m tire
Gamepass seems like a posioned apple too
Ive seen Microsoft say it's underperforming/not profitable more than once
Studios get shut down over games not making enough sales
How many sales are lost to gamepass? It's a conundrum
it's very difficult to say, how many sales are gained because of gamepass too?
I know I've purchased more than one game that I played on gamepass, or the sequel
Have a good rest! 
I just woke up TwT
I can confidently guess that very few people would go this game I can play for free is great let's buy a copy
Especially because most Xbox one games aren't fully physical so there's not even the incentive to buy it physical and add to the collection
Then Mornin to you! Have a nice day!
There are something like 34 million game pass subscribers, doubt it isn't profitable
:o
That's 340 million dollars a month, minimum - more because some will be a higher tier of gamepass
I bet they sell a lot of DLC that way too
As of 2024 Phil has claimed it is
But that doesn't void he previous statements it wasn't previously and him telling investors it's underperforming aswell
Underperforming based on their wild predictions
They were saying something like 100million subs by 2030
That's crazy talk
Gotta keep investors happy them pulling out would be bad
but how much of that has to go to the game publishers that are on gamepass?
I just had some coffee chocolate, I was expecting coffee flavour… it contained ground up roasted coffee beans. Curious if it will have any effect
No mans sky be looking good
Microsoft has issue contradicting statements about how developers get paid from game pass which could both be true assuming it's in different situations they could sometimes buy out the game and not give developers any money after that or they could give royalties which could be any percentage
Issued
Not a clue
It also looks like 30%+ of gamepass games are actually from Microsoft publishing
but not my problem, I don't mind paying $20 a month for the game library
back in my day, we had trial and demo versions of games, so dropping that much money was more confident
I'd be willing to bet most gamepass games are buy out based not royalty based
But I don't really know shit just guessing
its on a case by case basis
most studios will prob never reveal their contracts prob bc of ndas or just no need to
I wish one disgruntled dev would it's been awhile now no inside knowledge
I assume devs are getting the worse deal compared to Microsoft but no proof besides minor shit like Activision saying they would prefer not to be released on gamepass couple years ago but this was simultaneously old & irrelevant information when they got bought out
and truthfully, I remember games being less shitty on launch, dunno if that's nostalgia or truth though
Far less complex, at least for a lot of them that come out buggy
I can't imagine how long it would take to completely test some of these giant games
Though some bugs ofc seem super obvious and you wonder how they didn't patch it
There definitely seems to be a more if it plays it's fine to release vibe in today's gaming market but idk how true that actually is
I think a lot of that has to do with the part where we have OTA updates
"It's broken? We'll just fix it in a patch"
A mix of both.
Yeah probably
I love when a rpg let's you have bad stats
I removed my health regen and ability to use tactical time
I wonder if I'd be better at DS if I remapped the buttons
I'm against how lie persuade and intimidate are all under the same thing tho
Why? they are all dialog skills
Yeah but it's different kinds
I should be able to lie without being very intimidating
don't complain, until you reach 50 skill in one of them, a single skill point upgrades all 3
Then you can filter all your points to lie if you want
True but it's a rpg so your charecter is still decently intimidating by having 50 in the stat
Think of it like a dnd spreadsheet
The numbers matter
I love rpgs that let me make my character look super cute
I usually do a no funny business type chick when I'm forced to play as a human
UwU levels of cute?
I wish Starfield wasn’t ass. The character creator went into a waste of a game imo TwT
Ye
My demon souls character is prolly one of my favorites
I'm so bored and depressed, I'm going to play starfield again
I still occasionally play Skyrim even though I vocally say it's not a good game
Bethesda got that secret sauce lol
I don’t like how bland Skyrim character creation is tbh
Me when console
Racemenu is amazeballs
Skyrim anniversary edition was funny
Hey console players like mods? $30 please
And it bugged the crap out of the game until a later patch but that's no longer relevant info
Mods on console are annoying to deal with
Bethesda Handles console mods pretty well tbh the creation club it's issues and how ethical it is aside, it literally does just work lol
I like the security camera creation club mod alot for fallout 4 and skyrims survival mode is a simplified frost fall
Backpacks are neat no explanation needed they just cool
last time I tried using mods on Skyrim (XSX), I had to go in and tell them to load every time I launched the game
You won't have any issues like that with the anniversary edition update it's very well connected to the main game
They changed when the content gets unlocked to fit better into the game too
Here I am defending Skyrim even tho I think it's dogshit haha
Thanks todd
hodd roward
I just really like the way Skyrim did skills
The only thing I can say for sure skyrim did well was random events.
except for the dragons
It created a lot of replayability running into random events
The reviews are mostly negative but PC players just need to get over it lol
It's 100 mods made canon and available to console players
on console mods disabled achievements too
When using creation club yes
When using anniversary edition no
So you can get achievements
Just download the mod that enables achievements
Consoles dont have dat lol
Speaking of FO4, did you know FO4 homes were based on real homes from the 50s?
pff, next you're gonna tell me the Fallout universe is based on the 50s
A million times hotter than TNT
Atom bomb baby
Yeah I tried my best to like f4 and was successful when survival mode came out
It's systems work really well together
I hate fo4s engine
Port FO4 to Unreal 5 pls
The rendering pipeline in the creation engine is dog shit
Did the creation club end up starfield?
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It has both free and paid assets available iirc
Cool I guess I'm not too surprised it is a golden idea to allow console players to have mods they often just not really worth the asking price
I've yet to see a mod that's ever worth the asking price
I think survival mode was worth the price it's a nice simplified frost fall that's not too crazy and actually could be vanilla content
What the developers should do is create a system in creation club that rewards you for playing their games with a currency the club can use to purchase assets, and then pay the creators for the exposure
But that's one mod out of many
Content creators are doing work for the asset club, not the userbase. They should be paid by the asset club, not the userbase.
This weird third wheel bullshit the club is structured around creates bad blood between content creators and the userbase
Velkhana is kinda cool
Nothing to see here, carry on
probably a set truck that doubles for set piece.
The studio that owns the movie series is Constantin film
The movie they are working on now is called "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die"
"A "Man From the Future" arrives at a diner in Los Angeles where he must recruit the precise combination of disgruntled patrons to join him on a one-night quest to save the world from the terminal threat of a rogue artificial intelligence."
Based on the casting, it looks like a sci-fi comedy
Hi chat
I really enjoyed Romulus, hope people get to see it in the cinema
Hammer, sns, or long sword?
It's really swell I like the ||new alien variant||
All of the shit in space was good
For what?
For what I should get next for guild palace weapons in monster hunter
So far I have greatsword, heavy bow gun, charge blade, and switch axe
Do hammers have blunt weapon effects?
I’m pretty sure
You've already got 3 sharp weapons, I'd go hammer but that's me
Funnily enough tho, the guild palace hammer looks like an axe
Alr
Hammer obtained
First time using hammer against velkhana is not a good idea
It’s a great idea actually
You’re using weapons with element and using those to each monsters weakness?
What
Element on weapons
And almost every monster has element their weak too and have resistance also
I am not good at paying attention to that stuff
I’d strongly recommend it since it’s incredibly helpful
So what ur saying is I’m fighting velkhana with rubber balloons for weapons bc they have water element on them
And I need to get a fire weapon
Well very sharp rubber balloons but yes fire recommended for ice and water and vice versa
So I shouldn’t have to worry about it much as long as I have a Fire and Water weapon?
Yeah and gem decorations are incredibly helpful as well
I’ve been using those, but getting the decorations I need is a pain in the ass
Yeah you’ll need to level up and continue with the story and what not
Sounds like I need to farm a lot of rathalos
chat i may have a problem
the lowest Z-Offset for my printer is too high 💀
oh wait i fixed it
yo it's bob ross
Rob Boss
well it means you'll be covered if your car gets hit by a missile
which is a good thing
Worst invention since quinoa
lol
"the policy specifically states missiles, falling/flying objects, fire, theft, explosion, earthquake, windstorm, hail, rising water, malicious theft, riot or civil commotion..."
It's not the best choice it's the spacers choice
well if i left my radium in my car it'll be covered too
goddamn that's what, 5 reboots of The Crow now that have all flopped?
:0
all these which did poorly
damn
then the new one with a Jared Leto Joker version
these dumbass producers gotta stop trying to out-do Brandon Lee
the guy died on set and the movie did exceptionally well
You aren't gonna beat it
get car insurance or else he'll come and get you 😆
I do not want to get assaulted by a car insurance representative
Hello there
does it say I'm dead
Oh god no
Planetside 2?
planetside 2
Battlefield but an MMO
oh
I fucking LOVED that game dude
It’s actually kinda fun, I play it from time to time
it was fun tbh, I loved how tense battles could get
Biggest firefights happen in hallways, it’s terrifying
Seeing an enemy bastion pull up during defense for the first time was so cool
I fight for Vanu 🗣️
I remember there was one battle I was in, sprinting alongside a battalion of light gunners. To my right was like a whole army of tanks and sunderers, someone had brought their carrier out so we had a bunch of ships flying around, it was a big ass 3-way battle between all factions
I just fight for whoever pays me the best
Spoken like a true Merc
I kinda just found a place to take cover and looked at it
or that one robot faction
Haven’t played that game in like 10 years
I run medic and get all my XP by reviving
It’s on steam for free
For a time you could unlock the robot dudes without needing premium
I know, I just don’t know if it’s populated, worth playing, or controller supported on pc
It’s fairly populated still
The robots are cool but IIRC there was a bunch of requirements to get into that group
I did it, and I don’t have premium
so I just ran NC/TR, depending on how I feel
You just need to be BR 20 on any character and complete a quest
o
Planetside has held up shockingly well compared to other games similar to it
It’s more fun than BF2042
itd be nice if they updated PS2 a bit more
last time I played it it felt so damn dated
menus etc
It's dated, but honestly at this rate I don't really give much of a shit about that tbh
I play what I think is fun, no matter how old it is
You can access a surprising amount of content for free in PS2
I mean shit I've been running through the entire mega man franchise lately, I'm on MM7 right now
I still don't know how to work the fucking ANT, I don't even know if it's fixed for console yet
I just don’t fuck with vehicles lol
Never figured out how to fly any of the aircraft lol
It's not thr best choice it's the spacers choice
I redownlosded skyrim I'm sure I'll be reminded why it's shit in the next 40 hours but let's get this bread
This creator really shows its age
okay next time, the guy has to die on stage
with the right mods it performs better than some character creators released this year
I only have the mods in the anniversary edition upgrade
I don't even think anything touches char creation.
It's mostly for the survival modes and stuff like that
and the fishing / backpacks.
all related to the survival stuff
I think green crack might be my new favorite over Pineapple Express
mods can add a ton of hair styles and colours, eyes textures and further face details, plenty more tweaks for the face.
Adding a modded body will give you like 10x the amount of bones
The only two sativa’s so far that haven’t made me super anxious for no reason
This is impossible chat
didnt know moderators had that kind of power
I play on switch whenever I have the chance is what I was getting at aha , not not using mods by choice on pc
Only 3 hours left on the outer worlds sale
Might buy it just to own it on pc
Worst ways to spend 20 bucks
skyrim on the switch too? 
The switch is the land of profit of course it is lol
It's the face of death
Hi
Hi
How art thou
I'm good 👍 how are you
Pretty ass tbh
What the hell
As in not well
i was wondering why my hands are always cold when im using a mouse/keyboard/controller
but i mostly play sandbox games ._.
(nms and mc)
i think my fingers are just that thin and inefficient when it comes to heat 💀
Cat lots of ppl have trouble with circulation and maintaining their limb extremities warm.
Not to say your search result is not a factor at all, but web search diagnosis need to be taken with a boulder of salt :p
you didn't even click the link, that looks like 1 in a list of Generic buzzfeed thumbnail "Why are your hands always cold"
“Reason 1: you’ve been dead for awhile.” Buzzfeed always the experts
@glad jacinth
Yes, but the person has not been here for almost 1 hour now, so it's dealt with.
Deleting cause no need to expose anyone here, the account was likely hacked / compromised @hoary hearth
That's why it's best to use #contact-us 😊
They are in lnf and seed server as well
Who ever told you buzzfeed were ever experts lied to you on such a personal level, one has to question whether or not they hate you.
ty 👍
Hi
Monster Hunter is a way bigger game than it looks on the outside
I’m loving every second of it
Best game to play when getting over a break up frfr
staying up way too late to finish a movie again
Which movie?
Ay I'm glad you're enjoying it
Prolly the only game that could keep me sane rn
If only my ps4 could handle newer games
World isn’t a newer game. 2018. That’s what I play
I can't even get on NMS without overheating in 5 minutes 
I haven't been able to play rdr2 which is from like 2015
If you want somthing to distract you for awhile outer worlds is on sale for 1 more hour
I tried getting into that, wasn’t a huge fan of the aesthetic or design tbh
What the hell
Outer worlds? Or outer wilds?
Rdr2 was like 2019-2018 I think
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Oh you're right it is
Yea, I tried the left one, wasn’t a huge fan
To each their own
My game also overheats on Bloodborne which is a 2015 game so like
I'm still not doing great
Maybe u should dust ur pp4
Warframe, Skyrim
Have you recently cleaned it out?
I cleaned it out this week
Replace the thermal paste ?
It's almost a decade old, it's probably just giving up on life
Can't, stripped screw
True
you should fix this typo 
I'll have to get it to a repair shop
Nah, I like it
May as well just get a PS5
The screw is like one of the last parts I'd need to remove to get to the thermal paste and it's extremely stripped
That's not happening dude
Get the pp5
It's a 6000BRL console
What about getting a switch
Get a soljaboy hand held
I'd rather just spend 150 BRL to clean the PS4 enough to keep using it
A switch lite would be like what 1500brl then
That's still extremely expensive
1500BRL is basically what our entire family earns in a month
Plus games, plus storage etc
Shipping too
Jeez
Well nuggie let me know what console you end up buying and I'll send you a copy of dos 2
My only real options are either fixing the ps4 or just using it that way
I really appreciate that but I doubt I'll buy another one until the PS4 completely bricks
I just don't have the financial capacity for that
I could maybe stretch the PS4 out for a couple more years
Yeah it is a expensive hobby especially outside thr western world
Getting a PS5 is basically impossible here
Like an iphone 15 costs like 15,000 BRL here
That's quite literally enough to buy a house
God damn
Yeah it's stupid

God that looks like a chicken breast
I dont
Well now I'm hungry-
It’s one of the things I’m here to do
That looks tasty as hell tho
Make people hungry
I'm eating Doritos with dipping sauce and now I feel poor
If u play monster hunter here, what’s ur favorite way to hunt? Killing, or capturing? And also why?
I rarely do things by myself so whatever the person who hosts decides is cool with me unless of course the quest specifically says hunt or capture but capturing is the best getting more and better items
really depends on the monster
If its Narga I always try to capture
I can cook a decent feijoada 😁
My friend's mom taught me when she was visiting.
I don't speak Portuguese and she doesn't speak English, but it was really fun learning from her.
Oooh shit nicee
Even with this new sword velkhana is super fucking hard TwT
Friggin Nargacuga
Narg is the best cat eagle bat wyvern
No gifs for that. Shoot
Velkhana is the new Nargacuga for me
I’m stuck
Elon musk sound like the name of a lesbian deodorant
Can I borrow like $4
This should be directed to #no-mans-sky or #nms-questions
But, to answer your question; at Christmas time they have rerun the ones from the year that is ending in a redux format (criteria are etc reduced but you get the rewards). I do not know if there are plans to rerun even older ones at any point. I hope so as I also missed a couple of the very first ones.
I hate limited things in games
not when u have said limited thing and others dont :p
Nah
I don’t think it should be limited at all
Idc if I have something tons of other people have
I just wish you could be what u wanted to be without having to like be first at something, or spend a shit ton of money, or have played something before it was popular
I love games that let you self express
yea, i know what you mean. games that are open to tons of customization
Ye
One day, if I don’t fall off the edge, and actually am able to pursue what I wanna do, I’m gonna make a game where you can do that
It’ll be a super brutal fps game
In an arena shooter type style
Pvp focused prolly
It’ll be super fricken epic
Hey
hay
Prove it
Pokes @glossy vale with a stick
You alive?
Nice pfp Nuggie:0
Is that called factual art
Congratulations, you’re a functional human
Solve everything with violence 🤌 Odd if it were on a axe for sell
Violence is never the answer. It’s a question, and the answer is “yes”
fartctual
I found some these are cool for pfp
I’ll stick with my flashbanged cat
I forget what its called but I backup everything so yay me
Never gets old seeing it lol
I like how your background color is also super bright but I can fill screen it on mobile
Definitely keeps you alert lmao
I can’t handle bright things on my second monitor while gaming
They’re just so distracting
Flashbang memes, however, never cease to be funny
Congrats?
uhm, so wierd, i modded my game, with a massive armor pack. reverfied my files, and now, my army's been turned into children xD
This is the most hilarious bug iver ever had
Outstanding
That’s hilarious
they even have lil high pitch voices and run like dwarves xD
It appears a wizard has cast “become gnome” on your entire army
like idk how this even happened xD i thought reverifying fixed things. cuz i had a "file read error" before i verified
Seems like a write off to me
came back to this. but it was all normal before
Patch Notes
Blah…
Installs instance of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
More blah
holy shit this is amazing xD
hi all
Greetings
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I have been told that the pfp choses the user not the other way around
...lucky you =p
its true, my pfp chose me xD
The thug lif chose you
Sadly no
I'll send in the Halk he knows cpr (hulk smash)
rude
Charizard got the moves.
He's bringing the heat 😄
Spits fire
You're not wrong. Death is Chemistry.
Worst dating advice ever.

You are right. That was uncalled for.
I apologize.
Pepe has always rubbed me the wrong way lol
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Also today...
I hate back to school
i love it! means all the kids are in daycare for 7 hours
hii
1st or 3rd i think
hello! 🙂
Daycare.. 🤔😅
Hope no teachers are watching this channel
daycare with activities? =p
how long is summer break?
school started already here today
If you follow the Ontario government's logic about schooling here, he's accurate...They treat teachers like daycare workers here.
Ouch
here, about 3 months
here 2 months, July and August
or at least someone i know on FB was posting "my 1st and 6th graders first day today" so id assume they meant school xD
It's a wonder anyone graduates with the overworked education system pushing more and more students through the cracks
bout half of june, july and like 90% of aug, is summer break around here. granted snow days steal summer days if we need off
there's always a deficit of high school teachers here at the beginning of the new schoolyear
Best part of school coming is cheap stationary
some schools are even forced to start later cuz they don't find teachers
here is real time footage of a class
A small but for me very memorable part of the typical B movie from 90's :) One of those movies I grew up on no matter the fact it was and still is pretty unreal. Fond of this scene because the late John P. Ryan, may he rest in peace, stole the movie in my oppinion with his acting of a lively robot teacher, the spanking scene is just hillarious. ...
teaching isn't as "popular" anymore
when teachers have to pay just to do there job for things aside from things THEY wanna purchase for a class is why
i love learning! but delivery matters
Yeah. Teachers are abused and overworked. It's not really surprising people don't want to do it for a living.
teachers here have more than 3 months vacation each year, but the pay is kinda "meh"
its become too political
they've been complaining for years
you cant teach without offending, or calling up history
Tell that to the teacher that just wants to not get punched in the face while teaching class
well yaknow what that offends me xD
yeah some of my friends teach, some teenagers really have a big mouth
it's not always fun
and when you call their parents, YOU get the blame
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"my sweet kid is an angel, they would never say such things, or behave that way, how dare you!!!"
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"well you know what, mommy messed up, your child is no longer allowed in my classroom"
we live in an age where even if we went back to smackin knuckles and asses with rulers, instead of being punished theyd probably fight back now xD
The way I see it: Offense is something you take. It isn't something you give. If offense is taken, that's a choice to be offended.
Entitled people like that make my blood boil from the mere mention.
someone get the goddamn manager
I see it everywhere
That's denial
Karen is the name of a person or two
Denial that your child is a piece of shit
one sec
Karen wants to speak to your manager.
karen is a meme for middle aged women who are basically "saints"
you will do everything properly
or face karen
Turns out the manager is the other person called Karen
(Grabs Bear Repellent)
Karenception
The ultimate showdown is upon us. Rowan finally finds his biggest foe as manager. Karen.
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It's like Ryu Vs Ken
the best situation ever is when you have a managerial karen
its soooooo oxymoronic
Ryu every time
Two muthafuckas holding their fingers up
Like anyone gives a fuck that it's your turn to talk
Fine I'll have to be Ken, I'll capitalise on hurricane kick
hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken
i swear to god if customer service was allwed to be honest and not cover up customers stupidity with niceness, maybe the stupidity would kinda, idk, die off
Mumbles bruv
give retail workers a purge day!
The customer is always right and left and right and left and upper cut
When I was at the bar there were times when I just wasn't gonna take any shit, especially from choir members that do shit covers of pop songs
genuinely dont understand how customer is always right ever even became a trend
Not for me it ain't
You had KIDS BOP!?
These are old people
And a couple of the women are real bitches
Nasty and disrespectful
I just used to ignore them when they wanted a drink
Seniors séniors
Nah like late 40s and 50s
Old enough to be a bitter arsehole
All the bar staff used to avoid working on the days the choir was on
We tried this once. It was called "Radio Shack" and it went well for a very long time.
Then some jackass decided to make technology accessible.
Well, at least edgy middle management.
That's what makes it all work. The boss has to be in on it.
All edge no point lol
radioshank*
Works for chakrams!
You can't kill off stupidity by being mean.
You don't have to be mean to be accurate.
no but you can supress it
The easiest way to end stupidity: Stop providing safety manuals.
No mam that's a blender you do not put your hands in it
IDK if it'd be easiest, but it'd be fastest for sure.
That'd be a lot of cleanup though.
Stupid people would clean it
When you gotta put THIS on the box, there's gonna be billions dead without safety manuals.
I mean, we already got millions dying each day WITH the manuals.
But the box is where all the nutrients are
Ssssssh, they don't know that >.>
I know a guy who works in a big factory in the States
there was some safety guy there
We have a big factory left?!
even when the box is open the carboard taste the same. thats why i dont waste time opening it
Can we make this a reality
Oh yeah, there's a guy who does construction fail compilations on Youtube, love those. XD
"how are you qualified to work in a factory if you pull stuff like that???"
we should just delete OSHA
YES
(and those were the SFW videos...)
Simple. We don't have anyone that wants to work in a factory AND can pass a drug test.
ya had me until AND
Pfff imagine having to do those
I took forklift lessons when I still worked in a factory, I passed, but out instructor insisted to watch some videos
because a forklift is a murder weapon
im forklift certified 😉
one guy couldn't handle it anymore and stormed out the room
i know i know hold your applause
Make way for the king
We had a forklift at the lumber yard my grandfather owned. I was never allowed near it, no matter how old I was. They were right to do that.
I've seen various "compilations" on dubious websites 😛
Man oblivion looks so good
i need a job where i wouldnt get instantly fired for that
@wheat burrow @thick stump
Everyone needs that job. XD
yeah RIP Sven 😦
fr man was ZOOMIN ngl.
and if that thing hit you even empty its hefty
Ge even drifted
I loved those things. I thought it was hilarious that factories needed people to be trained to use them with certifications...given how easy they are to use.
yea, all while comprehending how backwards ass the steering is on those things
I was like....The fact some moron killed someone with this jack is why this needs certification now
its more of a waiver saying "i wont be stupid, but if i am, its not your fault" XD
It's like being certified to wear a construction helmet
I can also operate a reach truck and an OP truck
"so were firing you for drifting the forklifts...."
AW WHY ?! Its not THAT dangerous!
"oh believe us, that was an awesome drift....but your scratchin up our floor..."
😭
Carmageddon
HOW??
It cannot even lift that high?... Oh wait, unless the pallet fell ontop of someone
Yea, it could be dangerous. 😅
some factories are death traps ngl
forks being left up at head height presents issues too xD
i LOVE watching the warehouse vids where the WHOLE fekkin thing collapses
like what do you even do...
I liked those electric transporters, you can go fast with those
insurance write off
The height of some of the pallets of veggies at my work place are, like 2.5 meters tall.
That's a lot of Iceberg salad if it were to tip over and fall on me
I remember a guy in a factory near mine died because his forklift tipped and he fell off just in time to get crushed by the lift.
yeah there are some infamous warehouse collapsing videos, often with fatalities 😦
i seen someone get nearly decapped, cuz dude decided to start turning around while lowering his forks instead of waiting till they were down...
Humans aren't meant for labour
never saw a cow get a forklift violation
Had a girl working the summer in the factory stamping steel. stupid girl was listening to music on her ear phones while doing it, not paying enough attention. She stamped her hand and her thumb exploded under the pressure
so whats that tell ya
one of my uncles worked in a factory where they make pallets, when he was there for around 3 years (this was in the seventies), a machine that pressured wood malfunctioned, one of his collegues crawled under it, and got himself flattened
Blood everywhere
pop goes the weassssel!
and ofcourse the legendary Russian lathe videos
"if your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough"
- Jackass
I didn't even know what a lathe was before (I know the word in my own language)
You don't play much cow-op
When I first started working in the factory, I was given the job of deburring drill holes. I didn't know shit about shit...So I didn't even have gloves on. Sure, the metal filings tickled as the whipped by...for a long time. Then one day, a filing snagged my finger and cut through me like a hot knife through butter.
The company never had people without gloves working on that machine ever again
Fudge packing factory
pudge facking factory
Imagine an elderly person living alone, who one day suddenly passes away.
And nobody realizes it, until after a month, or even longer....
happens all the time
deadass thats how i predict im gonna go xD
You might as well demolish their house at that point. Because that... uhm... odor is not going away ever.
Such a shame. RIP
sup Steffffff
Blake Lively is 37 today
she cant die. shes too lively
You 41 yet?
Age is just a number and human remains
I watched "A Man Called Otto" yesterday. Fuckin' crave tried to claim broadcast exclusivity and I got tired of their bullshit, so I rented it on Youtube and broadcast it to my TV.
Completely bypassing the broadcasting laws
If it's okay for Crave to do it, it's okay for me to.
If Crave had tried this with actual networks, they'd have been fined six feet under
Instead, they try to buy exclusive broadcasting rights from streaming services.
Plus I saved two bucks renting it from youtube and $22 for not needing a crave membership
I hate crave so much
Otto was an awesome movie
It choked me up a bit at some points.
the tv network?
Nope. I don't like gorey movies.
I haven't seen a scary movie in over a decade that I'd say I liked.
Mostly because I don't watch scary movies.
...because I don't like em
Duo is a fast way to give your child a personality disorder
Is this a picture of Duo?
Mumbles do you have crocs
Hell no.
are you the one in the red ?
Crocs are for people that either have no taste or so much money they have lost their minds.
Wish I had legs like that
Hey Crocs are nice
Efficient little shoes I don't like the ones that show my feet off
Have you seen those shoes that are more shaped like out feet it's like walking barefoot almost @dry bison
Crocs are like sandals for people that think it's okay to wear socks with their sandals but they don't want the judgement
Wearing crocs is like driving a toyota sports car.
You're not fooling anyone.
I'd rather have Geta than Crocs. 😏
Omg it's Tony hawk
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You have 20 mins to name every capital on earth
DC and I'm done. Other countries aren't real. 
We invented all other countries 54 years ago so we'd have something to televise for world news.
True story.
gotta kittensit these floofs this week
Oh we posting pets now
Bark bark
They’re all mine now mwahahahahahaha
This day just took a weird ass turn
I was just asked out today
I barely even know the person, we talked for like 15 minutes
Well that’s nice, what did you say?
They asked me out through a friend so I am yet to actually talk to them about it but I'm mainly not interested in dating at all
My mental state just isn't it right now
Thank you 🙏
No probs
Definitely boosted my self esteem though
I can imagine, it’s always nice to be noticed
except when your trying to hide :3
WHA WHA WHA WHATTSS GOINNG OOONNNN
Sup, where you been hiding?
under a rock
Solid spot to be honest
pretty comfy
Medical MJ card officially renewed. Ahhh a fresh new year 😮💨
WEEEEDDD
MARALIZE LEGAJUANA
RIP, 76 seems young these days almost.
Sounding like Mr torgue from the wattle gobbler dlc
“MARINATE THE F@% OUT OF THAT MEAL!”*
Mr. Torgue is such a wacky character.
"That's too many syllables! Apologize!"
He’s my favorite in the whole series. Not once does he stray from his character lol
catto14
im sculpting in zbrush right now
character?
ha
It's so weird to be asked out by a third party
I wonder if that third party has to go on the date to speak for them, too
That would amuse me.
Yea he’s my favorite in the series. Lol I didn’t need to say character cuz previous convo context was already about characters lol
Seeeeepyhead
literally me
it was meant to be a joke, im just stupid
"he's not playing a character, that's him through and through"
I think I’m the stoopid one for just getting that 😂
haha i love mr torgue though
Why is this so good
I would hate to be the person who had to subtitle that
@tardy juniper should I kill the deserters guard her gun looks cool lol
That’s terrifying
It’s not the best choice, it’s Spacer’s Choice (TM)
It's not the .... Yeah ok
I might have to murder her
Honestly, it’s probably not worth it
You’re going to get a bunch of better guns later on
Any full auto weapon is probably more viable
This playthrough I'm a simple killer only guns lockpick, persuade and sneak are high
Most enemies try and bum rush you, a long range, low capacity and fire rate weapon probably isn’t the best choice
Although, I tend to take a much more aggressive approach to combat
I usually main pistols haha
I use a healthy mix of weapons, including the Needler DLC weapon (infinite ammo pistol specialized into DOT)
Wait is this halo? Much confused lol outer worlds was fun lol
I just whacked everything in my path to avoid missions
They need to make a outer worlds definitive edition and delete Edgewater
Make the space station the tutorial
I don't understand the hate
It's a very bad tutorial area
People hate fetch quests alone besides all that
Not a good start to the game and if we look at achievement data most people quit after it
I wish they’d make a modern or remastered Def Jam fight game. I wanna be lil pump beating down lil yachty or some whacky ass shit 😂😂
360? Sounds familiar
Nice or original xbox
I played on GameCube lmao
I always wanted a GameCube but my mom thinks I wanted a Xbox which I did after I played Halo
Wish they'd bring back all the first party games onto the he switch
There’s only 2 games I ever rly loved the GameCube for. One was def jam for realistic fighting, the other was smash bros for cartoon character/game character fighting
Lmao I loved spamming Pikachu's thunder bolt
Halo was huge for me too back as a kid
I was Kirby 100% of the time
The rock smash attack
Pika... CHU over and over
I was a menace
Kirby is sus but h.. yes he is
And he got 5 puffs of jumping. So that’s sooooo defensively OP
same as clafairy
Or jigglypuff I mean
But jigglypuff don’t got attacks I like, like Kirby had
I hated the GameCube lol
I liked Sonic at the time & Sonic adventure serious got a weird downgrade
GameCube easily won most portable CONSOLE
Even had a handle on the back
Didn’t make for a good dice cube tho
And he's on the run
What about for home defense? Asking for a friend....@lone gorge
If you can find a sock big enough for it to fit in you got a great cuboid flail
Omg I kinda want a bowling ball that’s clear with a GameCube encased inside
Do it
For all mankind
will the finger holes be enough for ventilation?
why not take an old iMac and make a portable gamecube with a screen
Tbh apple devices are already decent portable gaming
Ive beat alien isolation on a iPad
I've played warframe on my iPad
Anyone got ideas for improving a desk setup?
think outside the desk
ultrawide 
A really mini fridge. I have one, it’s great for storing cans of soda and whatnot for later
seriously, get a good chair
Or a nice cushion
avoid any chair that says it's for gaming
and have stuff like those ridges to keep you seated during those extreme g-force maneuvers
Can it mount a M16 for dispensing freedom but with comfort?
Just go outside instead
Where’s the fun in that?
The hip ridge things are great in my Mini Cooper, that thing is hella fun to drive
The hip ridge things on my gaming chair just dig in and make it really uncomfortable to sit there
I have like a memory foam cushion for my chair, it’s really comfy
I like my desk to be stable though, wobbly, desks bug me
built in cupholders. nuff said
My desk only wobbles when one of my fatass cats jumps on it from my bookcase
I did find using a ginormous "mouse pad" thing helped me alot
Oh yeah
wire channels are a cheap and nice aesthetic too
keeps the keyboard quiet too, since it's on the soft foam
I have a couple of those big mouse pads, one is a map of the world (with New Zealand)
For cheap wire channels, paint toilet paper or paper towel rolls
Space. Hunting bounties hunting... Wish they'd attempt to hide or run like in star trek so you can chase them down ECT
I hope starfield gets a update to that making it like a star trek episode where the ships chase each other down bargon or fight
That is quite clever
I've had the same office chair for... I think over a decade now.
Still works fine, though the arm rests have been reduced to just the steel supports...
I should probably get a new one 😅
I remove arm wrests if possible
I need to get a USB to SD adapter for my 3D printer
This nipnip ain't shiiii....
Print little ray Kays laser aks
This is it currently, ignore the cables I’m still trying to find a way to get that sorted
I usually put my PC on the floor to warm my feet, not blow hot air in my face
I would but carpet and cat
That looks almost fake, it’s so clean, holy shit. My desk is a disaster
I got wires with more wires
yea that put mine to shame
Behind my PC is spaghetti
This is bugging me tho and I can’t mount it upside down under the desk cuz i don’t got the stuff
And the curtains are used to kinda hide the messy cables 💀
Messy cables are excusable
I wish desks were real wood not the crap we get now
#RoastMySetup
Just wondering why there’s a wireless mouse and then the wired one is used
I wish my desk was big enough to hold two monitors...
the wired one just has a more "used to it" feel
The wireless one might die
This is just a personal thing, but that main monitor is too far to the left. I like my main monitor being in the center, with my second monitor to the right
i cant for the life of me find the DPI setting i use on this mouse with the other one
nither is a main monitor for me lol
I've been wondering about that... does the neck get tired if it's looking at an angle for a long time?
ones a 24, the others a 27, got them seperate times and i still hate it but was worth it not having to alt tab with one monitor anymore
I keep my screen at a spot where my neck is in the neutral position all the time
i have a swivel chair so
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But wouldn’t the keyboard feel awkward to use?
Mines curved feels odd up close until you get used to it
Might get a Samsung curved one
Curved monitors are only available in the 4k size, yea?
I just have a monitor the size of a small flatscreen
Mines 11440p
i mean i can look directly straight and im looking moreso at the righthand side of the left monitor. if i spin my chair even a tiny bit im staring face to face with one or the other of my screens
not to mention my eye movement alone lets me see both easily
How much is that in K's? That's the only metric I understand. 😅
Is it 8k?
Simplicity is perfection imo
One to many 1 lol
anything over 4k is invisible to my eyes personally
2k
2k-4k is barely a noticeable difference (for me)
I wonder what’s the lowest pixel count needed to play DOOM
Yeah I do see it from 1080 to 2k a bit but the HDR ECT is where 4k gets good
I wish I could put my 2nd monitor tho, but it feels cluttered and I dunno how to make it look good, this is what it used to look like before I reorganized it
Ohh... so you meant 1440p
In the 1st pic, all the cables were actually good cuz everything was to the left, but with my current setup, cables are all over the place
Oh holly you're lost on a planet you poor soul lol
Nice
thats cluttered?
with WHAT Clutter? xD
That looks cozy. 😌
The pc being under, the cables all in that corner were just like
Basically when ur told to clean ur room and you stuff everything under the bed and put a large sheet to cover looking under the bed
my pc is in the left corner of under my desk
i HATE anything involving that spot
i see what u mean now
And because of the mix of different cables, there was always some electrical interference, either wireless or WiFi related
Did you try putting the second monitor above?