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you'd need a lot of experience and a lot of people 
That’s why I start with a smaller project first unfortunately TwT
well you go to their HQ and tell them about it
That can’t be real
I just walk in
Go to the top
Boom
Here’s my idea
Whiteboard
yup
I’d hyperventilate and die of nervousness

The fate of gaming would rely on my hands
Just make the game, ez
Nuh uh
Why not?
Cos I’m stupid
What is currently stopping you?
My iq
A pile of rocks could make a videogame
Exactly!
Which means that I’m stupider than rocks
Is that what that means?
I think so
Hmmm
Hm okay. So no problem then on my Xbox.
I wonder why NMS is so hard for consoles
because consoles are more optimized for texture loading, not procedural generation on the scale of NMS
has anyone noticed Youtube is so shit and slow now?
for me, its unmarked ads, like ever 3 mins now instead of the usual 1-2 ads id get in say like a 40 min vid
I think its becuas emy ad blocker
if you clicked one would it load the video? just not the thumbnails? or is it stuck like that?
nope it takes a few minutes
yea mines all good so im not sure then again, totally diff areas
i firmly believe that some internet companies will throttle customers services to benefit the higher tier customers
maybe your being throttled atm
huge reach but 🤷♂️
if thats even "legitimately" a thing.
If i happens, I dont think thats really legal here, theres some pretty good laws in that sense though i dont know
i know someone whos worked for an internet company "only as a telecommuncator" but hed have the access to peoples services and such, and hes the one who told me that hes had to do it before from his superiors saying to.
hes the guy you get when you call the company if something messed up or broken essentially
but he also talks out of his ass alot too so knowing what to believe sometimes is.... well yea
Hello world.
PS4 used to crash a lot, but since the update, NMS has been crashing on my PS5 as well.
I'm existing.
Unfortunately my health is practically the same, hence my long break of attempted non-insanity on my part.
Hbu?
good thanks, is it cold over there rn?
Im freezing, myself
I DO NOT like the look of those negatives
Mine is fine on pc, with ublock origin
Some of us pay lol
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I wanna go here someday, looks so sereane, even though its just a station in the far outer east of the city
damn where do you live?
it's still hot as balls here
Oh that makes sense
I want 35 degree days again
It was beautiful here yesterday. Never got above 29, nice breeze. I smoked some ribs.
are you in canada?
Nah USA
but celsius?
oh lol
so it was 85 here
i could never get farriengight, but yeah winter averages around 55.4*f daytime
as low as 24.8*f it can get]
55 isn't too bad, but I can do without the below freezing temps lol
it gets nasty here in the winter too
im guessing your in the northen usa
More central. Up north the winters get even nastier, but they're also used to it so they're better prepared
I feel like I live in that "sweet spot" where people are like "We never expected this!" every year lol
w ehave a 1,200 streach road of almost nothing :)
id hate to live near it and need to cross
the weather changes every 5 minutes here lol
it was hot weather 35 c and it was hailing too 🙃
are exotic ships decently rare to find? i checked this odd looking one in a space station and not sure if i should buy it just because lol
29m which is like half my units atm
Buh
Eh. It's not that bad
anything below 15 is bad for me
Agreed
I mean... depending on what I wear, I shiver at 21
As sad as that sounds
My comfortable is 28. It's what I have my AC set to currently
like to heat up to that or cool down to that?
18-24 is my happy range but i can deal with up to 34ish depending on if im running AC or windows and flow ect.
humidity the big one tho
I sleep with 22 at night, under blankets.
But 28 is my normal. I can survive upwards of 38 to 40 granted in a Tshirt, with a water bottle. And I'll be a-ok
I'm used to 32-34 with high humidity
Felix is trying really hard to be cuter than Murphy
I had to put my cat in his room overnight because he was chewing on shit and acting rebellious at 3:30am
He's had an attitude adjustment and now he's behaving and Dad (me) feels guilty.
Release on probation
do they have kitty toys and just decided to not use them? xD
Yeah he has this thing where he tries to get me up at 3:30am
He has plenty of toys
Usually he's fine if I pet him for five minutes, but last night he was nom nom noming on crap
I'm getting used to a new snoring mask so I didn't want to deal with it.
kot = )
YOOOO look at the funky lil guy
hi all

Another quotable line from Ren
....frik
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Such a photogenic little lady
hi all
Elden ring is on sale on PSN rn for $41.99 as is TTW and some other stuff
It goes on sale occasionally, for ~40
want to know what happened earlier?
Sure
first I thought the password said "m" but it said "rn"
so that took 3 hours to figure out
and then, while moving the fibre cable to the shelf (where it is now going to stay), it disconnected at the slightest movement since it wasn't properly fastened
Yikes. But yeah the m be rn is definitely annoying as fuck. I’ve had similar in the past.
Did the fiber not click in properly?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I’m always frightened I snap the optic line and then I have no net. I should get a spare and then just use a hammer to be sure
it wasn't me who moved it but the fibre itself wasn't tight so it came out
yup 
now my internet is actually good
the old one was mediocre at best, and sometimes decided to not work
saw many kitties https://youtu.be/_T-oO0-Q7PU i guess cats are scared of me (i drive uber at night)
yeah some cats leave when a car comes, some cats look both ways before crossing (my friend's cat Mouse), and some sit there and do nothing
and yet SOME cats jump on the hood of the incoming car
i get maybe 1 cuttle bug a month
dang
i dont like whe n i get a cuttle bug tho
oh
they should be scared of me in the middle of the night driving a car lol
cat POV:
soup of mario galaxy?
ran into the brush to the left with a whole family of kittens
Beankers! :0
hi soup of mario cat pet sea
wha
i will be playing nms then

thank you
well neverMIND I GUESS
two games i really want to play are UPDATING
😭
nms and chivalry 2
let's go gambling!!!!
so the lesson is:
gambling makes you rich 🤑
nice
I might see if my friends want to hop on later too
haven't joined em in a week
but the liquidators are calling
the server i play on, full of friends (and more than a friend) has somewhat died
very sad :(
liquidators is actually fun imo
my friend said it was really quick
it gives you an actually decent MT
which makes sense since it is the 2nd in a row
im already on phase three, and it's only been 2 days
also i have a netherite block
my team does not cheat
mine does
wow smh
but only when it's inconvenient not to
personally uh
like when im about to die 3000 blocks away
there was a war related to cheating between me and my friends in minecraft
this isn't you is it
nice
it is all their fault
yeah
I have _superiorcat
because one was taken
:C
gloopcat
one of my friends has installed 5 secret doors into our base
i do not know where the 5th is
you don't understand
or use an X-ray bug like the composter one
i've looked EVERYWHERE 😭

Fuck off Discord I'm not doing the stupid Valorant quest
Discord: v.v
is there a way to filter to images when searching things?
In discord?
not intuitively
yea
(I miss my dog...)
Sucks, I know
Yeah, add has: image to your search string
ah thx
you
have bnnuies
I dont have dog but perhaps my cat will suffice?
im going to work in 30...then ill be less lonely. its so empty here
sorry shutting up
You don't need to shut up
Wow the Picard series is so darn good
well off to work , peddleing printers. bye everyone
Cute cat
season 2 was garbage
Bro I was actually harassed by some rando in the official Minecraft server because of my pronouns lolllllllll
Y’all think I should waste tomorrow driving around a town like 1h away from here tryna find the shoes I wanted to get during holidays? They’re all sold out online and I want them so bad 😭
I got a 2 hour mute for being "racist" to the fake species of this game 😂
ain't gonna lie made my day
Did you let the mods know? People like that need their toys taking away from them
They actually watched the whole thing.
And only muted.
After they started going full ✝️ on me.
So basically, when it actually started to get personal.
Honestly a slight bit funny that warranted just a mute.
🗿
Let them have there fun and move on
try calling the places?
Sometimes it actually works and they will hold it for you because they know they will make a sale
They’re already closed :/
then call them before you leave, so you're not spending hours driving around to be disappointed
You can take those hours and see a movie or get a nice dinner or something
Fair point
Still I would prefer to go there right after waking up to have the rest of my day free but sure if I go there and they don’t have them anyway I wasted a lot of time driving around and wasted money on a train ticket too
I know, I am the same way
Call first
it only takes a couple mintes to call before you leave, do it during your morning tea/coffee or something
I don’t have any routine like that but I wanna go on walks in the future so might as well do that tomorrow and then call all stores in that city
That sounds like a perfect idea
I just hope that they actually let me buy the shoes because last time I tried to buy something above 50€ I got told since I’m limited in my buy power (idk the correct translation) I an legally not allowed to buy an Air Pods replacement case for 79€…
Theoretically the shoes should be 33€ tho

How old are you?
I have spent well more than that at that age
I mean yea I weekly spend a whole load of money at super markets too
But normally I don’t visit normal stores
Depends on what your definition of "normal" is
I my country we get tattoo at 16 lol
That stuff is permanent
Same here with consent of the parents
Now that I am 31 I am my own parent lol
I also remember one time when I was going to the cinema I wasn’t allowed in even tho I would’ve turned 16 like 3 days later so idk how strict big stores when enforcing laws
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Must feel goood
What country are you from?
Germany
We sneak kids in lol
I fr have no idea about how much money I am allowed to spend at once or not according to law
At least I am legally allowed to drink alcohol and buy Steam gift cards :D
Tho I only do the second one
alcohol is bad mmmkay
💯
I don’t get people drinking alcohol tbh
I have brothers that do it to prove it
Meh, to each their own. For me it's just dizziness and nausea, which aren't fun
To me it smells and tastes bad
It affects the meds I take
Except soju, that tastes good but I’d never drink more than a of that because I wanna keep all my senses clear
Soju and Sake can be good, but it can also be horrid
From what I have heard, yes
I've been told a good rule of thumb is that sake is warmed to hide the flavor
I’ve only drank that twice in my life and will only drink that to special occasions like when my uncle from Indonesia was visiting me
And then only a sip
I mostly partake in the ganja though, both medicinally, and recreationally
That's what I do
I will damage other things lol
like people's ideas of consent
Oh
You would think that would be the one thing we would be good at
Exactly
went to an air show last weekend and there were three A-10s 
washing machine gun
yup
ayyy
that's exactly what I said to my friend when we were there lol
wow ur awesome
^.^
they developed the gun first and then built a plane to go around it
gun stronk
good lord who told you this
aparently
if the gun fires continuously for too long the plane stalls from the recoil
oh lawd
my grandpa told me (he was an F-104 and F-16 pilot/instructor in the cold war) that most gattling guns on fighters are so fast it's like shooting a metal bar through your opponent
hell yea
it's nuts o_o
that's accurate
Bout to hit you with a wall of text
Sake 酒, or more accurately nihonshu 日本酒, is a complex drink. "Sake" is just the Japanese word for alcohol in general, but the traditionally brewed rice alcohol the West associates with Japan is called "nihonshu", which means "Japanese alcohol". There are many varieties: it can be sparkling or still, cloudy (fine rice particles not filtered out) or clear (rice particles filtered out), and there are different classifications based on the polish level of the rice as well as the rice's origin, whether brewer's alcohol was added, and whether or not it has been pasteurized. I won't list all those out as I'll hit the character limit quickly. But it is important to know at least that rice grains must be polished to some degree before being used to brew nihonshu, and the amount of rice that is ground away determines the classification. Grinding away more of the grain (50% or less of the original material remaining) imparts more complex flavors and results in a higher grade, whereas futsushu is basically "table sake" of low quality with more than 70% of the rice grain remaining.
The temperature at which you consume nihonshu depends entirely on preference. Different temperatures impart different flavors as the profile of the drink changes. Usually, however, you won't find sparkling or cloudy nihonshu consumed hot. Some nihonshu is better either cold or hot, depending on preference and the flavor profile imparted by the brewers. Flavors can range between dry and sweet and between fruity and grainy or earthy, and it's becoming popular for nihonshu shops to have little labels showing you where the drink falls on that chart. The flavor of nihonshu is both important and desired. Warming nihonshu to "hide" the flavor is not commonly a factor and is primarily a cheap trick done with extremely cheap and dirty nihonshu (cheap $2-3 convenience store nihonshu) to mask the bitterness of its additives and generally poor polish and brewing.
It's uncommon for those outside of Japan to be familiar with actually good nihonshu, as it has not been heavily exported aside from the cheap mass-produced labels. Even these days I have trouble obtaining good nihonshu overseas. Additionally, many varieties, especially the unpasteurized ones or the fresh-pressed shiboritate, do not tolerate shipping well. Many nihonshu brands are very small, extremely localized breweries as well that have distinct regional flavor palates but do not have the production to even reach far outside of the region in Japan, let alone overseas
bro no need to take offense to someone thinking a mistake a sake my guy
not offense, just education
aight, also iblinked and u responded mate
sheesh hell of a cadence mate
dah
please don't hack my webcam like this, thanks
condolences
choclate what btw
Orion is a whisky though 
just chocolate
Huh...never seen one who eat that in a whil
want more text walls because I'm a whisky lover too 🤣
nice
yes coward u wont : P
hello all
Star Wars text wall next?
jesus chrisler
Just my way of saying hello!
never say hi again that is haunting .-.
Miss Houdini update
= D
heeeeeey that's the chonk that went missing and was feeding on dog food? lmao
Yep!
4 months lol
yall ever hear that storybout the hamster that had kids and then they ate one of them
alongside her kids
the absolute heck gos on inside there brains
Hamsters are not social iirc
But that's pretty common in animals
in pets?
my whisky wall of test got blocked by server policy
Id guess it was stress related
probably because of a word used to describe fresh casks
boowomp v.v
gn
Ahh dammit I can't get back to sleep
Today will be a rough shift
guess I'll farm interceptors
:C
Rip chat
nuh uh
It’s not supposed to taste good, it just enables hard mode when you’re driving
PFFFFT holy shit X D
ok jschlat X D
H0LY shizzano I CAN DRINK MILK
@hollow wind sorry i should keep my mouth shut about stuff like that
doesnt stop the peeps i seen from doing such but...thnak you im sorry bout it
No worries mate lol
i dont want to sound like an old man but a years of few back was definately better llike...At least then the kids tossing shit around were baad at it
also thank you...
imtrying to make what i said before a meme
"holy shizzano i can drink milk" "sorry i should keep my mouth shut"
dang
comedy hard
I think the 1080 Ti has a lot memories but I was surprised at how much difference it made going from i7 to the current i9.
1080 Ti is also dirt cheap these days.
prolly
I think I paid $1,200 for mine...back when BTC was spiking and the price was awful.
used for 100 holy hell
lol do it
Hell, might as well look at older RTX now that nms has the ray tracing option i think.
my new laptop has a 4060
runs nms arguably better than my pc
however
temperature
Fans screaming 
I'll probably buy a cheap old RTX card sometime... But I'm okay for now. Everything runs fine.
dont use userbenchmark to decide pc parts
its a newbie trap
the owners of the site hate amd with a passion so everything is biased towards nvidia
they each have their strengths
that's not even the only problem with UBM
I kinda miss the days when we had like 5 or more manufacturers
Well we still do have more than 5
which channel is best to ask people about VR? wanting to get 1 to play nms but i am clueless with which to get, or if it runs well on VR etc
For NMS Specific, probably #nms-questions, for general VR usage, either #other-games , or here maybe
i'll try other games & media, thanks 
I liked it especially towards the ending :0. It got a bit to much in the middle but was alright.
On season 3 now
Hey bud how was your day?
season 2 was so bad
👋
🙂
🙂
im so tired
hi freak
i adore this GIF
yeah i like it :>
freakshow. is VR uncommon for NMS players?
Idk, i would say it's pretty common
Some players say NMS is VR is one of the greatest out there
i really want to try it but i have only briefly used VR years ago & so idk what i am looking for
only suggestion so far is PSVR with frame drops
i wish there was an option to have the vr camera, but use a controller for movement and interacting
can you not use headset on PC & then stick with KBM or controller?
ah ok
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plus 1 stick flying is weird in vr
is that a periodic automatic thing or did i incur the wrath of the bot talking about NMS in here xD
Get'em Gunter

based
i have 6 identical microsoft emojis from 6 different servers
im going to bed all, have a good night
night night
👋
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this might be kinda random af, but my ass hurts too much to sleep rn. pretty sure i brusied the back of my right hipbone the other day. shit is not fun. also lmao great autocorrect/autofill. those vids of people right after waking up can be comedy gols
*gold
oh
maybe try sleeping in another position
like on your stomach if your back hurts?
idk that hasn't happened to me
speaking of comedy gold, im pretty sure the security cam footage of my fall would qualify. imagine a dude bouncing down concrete steps on his ass, holding a tray full of food and doing his best to not spill it. eventhough it hurt a lot, i can still acknowledge it was probably funny as hell to watch. and yeah ive tried, but just cant get comfy. stomach is sore from overdoing workouts. ad left side just feels weird to lay on
although my uh...'medicinal' bourbon will get me there eventually
oh no 
Must have been done using laughing gas
Hope the pain subsides soon, @limpid burrow. I’ve gone down steps before a bit like that and cracked my coccyx
Hurt for weeks after. Whole back stiffened up and walking was a bitch
im grateful ive never done that. after i shattered my pinkie toe back in 2019, ive massively increased my calcium intake and havent broken anything since.
although mentioning back stuff does remind me i need to find a chiropractor. my spine isnt the best after...well a lot of stuff, like working at walmart and doing the pickup and delivery grocery orders, maintenance, sewer repair, and concrete work. plus having a bed thats about 5'5" long and me being 5'9" definitely doesnt help
I’m heading to a physio appointment in an hour for my spine. I’m suffering from some cervical spinal problems I believe. Having a load of problems with the joints there and it’s even impacting on vision.
Hopefully after a few sessions I can start to feel more normal again. I’m lazy… and work is always getting in the way… it’s been about 1.75 years since it all started. Probably could have avoided myself a lot of undue discomfort.
Although I should probably add that when you go to an ophthalmologist and they tell you that your eye is fine therefore your vision is fine and aren’t prepared to listen or think outside the box then it’s a bit annoying also.
I was NOT expecting that 💀😂
Looks like what the fires that happened in NSW
Ive heard theres another massive fire over there
100 fire fighters were sent from australia to canada
in the millions of hectares iirc
oh wow
I hope your ok, and that it wont go for longer, though knowing fire...
this year i've been blessed with lots of rain 🙏
the fire is quite far north
like on the border of NWT
I havnt had a big fire near me only flash flooding a few times, destroyed a few roads and bridges
Waters powerful, ripped the tarmac off the surface
worst fires we had in my state- proboly the whole country, was Black Saturday
I
uh oh
Am
what's that
tired
what happened?
Use the last of my stuff
what?
I think I know what you mean
Dabs
ah
Sweet sweet golden nectar
buy more?
oh
Phlem sucks i have it alot latley
honey i think help
gross, druggies
I keep finding moths in my room, I have no idea how they keep getting in
yeah but sometimes theres blood
and its annoying as well, coughing alot
they're spies
bugs
I must kill em
sentinal intercepers inbound
Objectively safer than alcohol
oh orion you must live in a angry anti-fun country
yeah true, way better for your liver
wel not better, er, safer for your liver
LD-50 is a measure of toxicity, it's the dose that would kill 50% of a group, so you can compare those to get an idea of how much of a difference there is.
slightly concerning
unless it isnt lethal
then its fine :)
suboptimal
un-efficent
hi all. its almost 5am...should be sleeping, had a nightmare, mind started wandering, now i cant sleep
so yeah, im awake now
its 10:51am here, I have not slept at all because RAGE FUELS ME but yea welcome to the club
why rage
but you have kilts, and so many fluffy sheep
19:53 here
so 7:59pm
If your not tired you could get some things done, i find i am more productiv e at light
i am usually productive when my brain permits me to be productive
my barin permits sleep when the sun is oit
i had a nightmare that i was fired from my job XD
Sco- ish bruv
if there is one thing school has taught me, its how to spontainously fall...
you seriously did not
then i thought about when i broke my ankle and the ptsd behind it
Im not brittish dw
you are just a british Texan living in a floating desert in the arse end of no where
Oh we have another Scots person. Nice
those are seriously the lyrics?
😡
Raining little islander
haha
oh man...be nice!
I always say the same
im American... 😦
oh but almost canadaian
i cant pronounce my Bs so yeah close enough
yeah lol i wasnt offended lol, get back to your bagpipe parctise now
nae thanks hen im in glesga so i think im gonna go get stabbed on my morning walk
daily routine you know
im nae like in glasgow like the city center and the suburbs n shit
im like 13 miles out give or take
small village near Hamilton
I know the area a little. I’m originally from Stirling myself, was in Glasgow for uni and stuff then off abroad for work
It’s ok, got its fair share of dickheads as well, just like everywhere lol
im off to glasgow proper for college
And can't go in half the pubs anymore
love going there, sadly im unemployed and got no cash so i end up using my Free bus travel™️ and justy mindlessly walk around
I’m not sure it’s only half…
Lol
It was great back in the day, I knew so many owners and bartenders. Free drinks and lock ins all the time
I’m creating a monster :3
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Hopefully you pick up some work soon!
I do hope so as well but it aint looking good and I can't live off War Thunder commission money
commission money?
Relatable
people pay me to make sound modifications for the hit video game War Thunder
Mere moments after
surprisingly
mods?
Gleam is here
The sound of classified documents being posted
no
yea, fun stuff to make your game sound all funny
I have none on me at the moment
Sorry
I have some!
If I did, it’d be classified
Gimme that war thunder link
Are you allowed to retain those?
We gonna impeach Gleam from the mod team
no
Ya, as long as they are in a secure vault
Gleam is the mod team
Your sex dungeon doesn’t count
Does so
Nuh uh
its safely tucked away burried in a shoebox in the back yard
That’s acceptable
sometimes...I wonder if I am OK
how do you...know about that
...how do i know about that
XD
spontaneous dungeon spawn
Yes
never seen em
hey Gleam
Yo
can we force all like 90,000 odd people in this server into a single Barotrauma lobby
Yeah np
it'll be fun I swear
flashes handicap parking placard out of the way pesants!
Smooooosh
i can help anyone here get front row parking anywhere, all you have to do is take me with 🙂
even can get you in the front of the line at Disney
im shutting up now
never been to disney in my life
go atleast once if you can
No comment
one day maybe
then again never had a large interest in Disney
you put up the curtains?
helped with the decor?
XD
buy the snacks?
Nothing beats homemade work
Yeah let’s call it “curtains”
XD
Definitely not solid iron bars or anything
offers a soda
yay soda
The swing isn’t very good for jumping off and doing flips either
^^
Flips, it does well. Being able to leave it… nope
me too
That kid didn't go to bed for 2 days after that
hopefully?
Could be a hallucination then
I hate when I find out I’m dead
same
Go to sleep
You won't grow if you don't sleep
i hate it when I die then..not die
im a perfectly tall
5 foot 9 inch
person
Don’t hold in your farts when you go to bed or you wake up with shitty thoughts
Clearly someone didn’t void there bungholio
Iconic
i need my rust juice
Shhiiiiiiiiii…..
Caille...can you run down to tesco and get me like
2 bottles of irn bru
ill give you a tenner
If I wasn’t living just outside Prague, I’d be happy to. I haven’t had Bru since last year
appropriate representation of me with no irn bru
Ditto
Same
Fun!
The recent update kicked our numbers up another 5,500
That’s pretty good news to be honest
Hope you get some more zzzzs Kyle
dude...i had a nightmare about being fired x.x
Good luck
i mean...thats...so adultish
it wasnt even a good nightmare, it was just a sleepy anxiety attack
XD
ok bye
I get too many of these, I feel your pain lol
hah yep...
Every now and again I remember there's irl regions called abyssal plains, and how scary af it sounds
where 💀
i got one under my bed
kzzkts
#on-topic
I feel this should be a legit channel in the server
Make it so
No u
I’ll happily be a legit channel, feel free to convert me into one
the topic of on topic is topics
Please apply topically
where exactly is this stufff?
please tell me im not going to manipulate said objects
rip my bug boy also mate i thougt ur name was pc euclid/epstein
u i forgot to do the reply thing
It's the technical name for the very bottom of the sea
what u find atlantis lol but thats crazy dog
?
said i thought ur name looked like "pc uclid/epstein
I didn't even see that
kinda ironic, i think we know more about space than we do our own oceans xD
im sure theres a conspiracy for that X D
Hi
bonjour lassecss = P
Yes please
I want crab salad
I want clam dip
Hi I'm Cym and I'm new o/ I came along with the new update so I'm one of the 5.5k
hii
Heya Klinsk
Welcome aboard
ooh ding
Always happy to see new blood
One or two more levels and I can post pics
I’m expecting a pocket watch swinging back and forth with those eyes
“You are getting sleepy, you will give me all the treats and fish”
Buh
"Look deep into my eyes hooman. I deserve treats EVERY HOUR."
“You are now very sleepy”
"EVERY. HOUR."
“You must open the door on my command and leave it open so that I may help myself to the fridge contents, thank you, that is all my ‘ooman”
lol
Never help people
already off work, happily farming interceptors
fucking boss asks me to come help move some water pallets
runs over my god damn foot with the pallet jack, no steel toes
fucking mangled
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Gunter bad
Boss gonna regret that
Workers compensation
Yessir
^
My prob is I couldn’t pass a piss test to save my life to claim it. Even tho I’m medically licensed to be allowed to consume that
I’d offer to do it for you but I’m sure it would come out just as bad or worse
“Sir, are you sure you’re alive?”
The other part that sucks is you basically forfeit your ability to register a firearm too. Can’t have a smoke and weapon license hand in hand
Piss pure oil 💀
Piss pure oil alcohol
Tfw you can't even piss your life away
It really does keep me on my toes. I genuinely CANT get hurt at work cuz the system in place prevents me anyways from claiming anything
“Whattya mean I can’t work with a broken spine? I’m FINNNNEEEE, really, I don’t need workers comp… 😅”
NO U
MUST BE NICE TO HAVE TOES
smh
anyone wants disgusting wound pic dm me
No
hi all
Just finished the Picard series & without spoilers wow the nostalgia from the older series & my friend who's no longer with us but she's got me into the series she was a tough old lady that's responsible for who I am today. God I miss her.
She was a second mother & mentor
Before I met her I was a hot head, impulsive & uncaring she helped me to find myself to become more then I was. Sorry don't mean to kill the mood.
Hey bud 🙂
youre not killing the mood.
this is killing the mood (looks for gif)
:)
I wish Christian people on the street would stop bothering me
Didn't leave me alone for 5 minutes
Sir would you like to learn about my God the holy taco it comes in eithet chicken, beef & also has vegan options. Wish they'd harass people with food I might listen lol
Also comes with various toppings
He made me pledge to god, I had to lie to convince him
Thank god I did
Now he might leave me alone
Thou hast been forgiven! May the power of Cheetos compel you! F in chat amen!
We get those knocking on our door here in the States also. I usually just wear a thors hammer or say I worship the spaghetti monster then wish them a good day
Fair enough I'm not against anyone doing that just annoying when they harass you
o.o?
Kobeeeee
I thought. You didn’t ask me how
They can believe whatever they want to believe, I am just not interested






