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tender marlin
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I’ll make it happen some how

slow cedar
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you'd need a lot of experience and a lot of people FlushedAnders

tender marlin
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That’s why I start with a smaller project first unfortunately TwT

slow cedar
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or

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you pitch it to a game company

tender marlin
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True

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Idk how to do that tho

slow cedar
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well you go to their HQ and tell them about it

tender marlin
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That can’t be real

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I just walk in

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Go to the top

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Boom

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Here’s my idea

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Whiteboard

slow cedar
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yup

tender marlin
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I’d hyperventilate and die of nervousness

gusty crater
tender marlin
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The fate of gaming would rely on my hands

lucid granite
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Just make the game, ez

tender marlin
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Nuh uh

lucid granite
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Why not?

tender marlin
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Cos I’m stupid

lucid granite
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What is currently stopping you?

tender marlin
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My iq

lucid granite
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A pile of rocks could make a videogame

tender marlin
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Jokes on you

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A pile of rocks is a video game

lucid granite
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Exactly!

tender marlin
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Which means that I’m stupider than rocks

lucid granite
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Is that what that means?

tender marlin
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I think so

lucid granite
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Hmmm

karmic swallow
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Hm okay. So no problem then on my Xbox.
I wonder why NMS is so hard for consoles

tardy juniper
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because consoles are more optimized for texture loading, not procedural generation on the scale of NMS

tender marlin
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I hate tolerance

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Makes grass more expensive

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Or have to take a break from it

severe idol
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has anyone noticed Youtube is so shit and slow now?

lone gorge
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for me, its unmarked ads, like ever 3 mins now instead of the usual 1-2 ads id get in say like a 40 min vid

severe idol
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I mean so slow to load

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ecven though my wifi is fine

lone gorge
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mines typically pretty instant tbh

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then again im using YT on my Xbox

severe idol
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I think its becuas emy ad blocker

lone gorge
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if you clicked one would it load the video? just not the thumbnails? or is it stuck like that?

severe idol
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nope it takes a few minutes

lone gorge
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yea mines all good so im not sure then again, totally diff areas

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i firmly believe that some internet companies will throttle customers services to benefit the higher tier customers

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maybe your being throttled atm

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huge reach but 🤷‍♂️

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if thats even "legitimately" a thing.

severe idol
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If i happens, I dont think thats really legal here, theres some pretty good laws in that sense though i dont know

lone gorge
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i know someone whos worked for an internet company "only as a telecommuncator" but hed have the access to peoples services and such, and hes the one who told me that hes had to do it before from his superiors saying to.

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hes the guy you get when you call the company if something messed up or broken essentially

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but he also talks out of his ass alot too so knowing what to believe sometimes is.... well yea

severe idol
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:(

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Yet another music festival canceled

vague hawk
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Hello world.

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PS4 used to crash a lot, but since the update, NMS has been crashing on my PS5 as well.

severe idol
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how is you?

vague hawk
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I'm existing.

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Unfortunately my health is practically the same, hence my long break of attempted non-insanity on my part.

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Hbu?

severe idol
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good thanks, is it cold over there rn?

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Im freezing, myself

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I DO NOT like the look of those negatives

spiral zephyr
pale meadow
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Some of us pay lol

pliant fjordBOT
severe idol
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I wanna go here someday, looks so sereane, even though its just a station in the far outer east of the city

alpine anvil
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it's still hot as balls here

severe idol
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Victoria

alpine anvil
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Oh that makes sense

severe idol
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I want 35 degree days again

alpine anvil
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It was beautiful here yesterday. Never got above 29, nice breeze. I smoked some ribs.

severe idol
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are you in canada?

alpine anvil
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Nah USA

severe idol
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but celsius?

alpine anvil
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I was doing it for you lol

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and yes I had to google it

severe idol
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oh lol

alpine anvil
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so it was 85 here

severe idol
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i could never get farriengight, but yeah winter averages around 55.4*f daytime

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as low as 24.8*f it can get]

alpine anvil
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it gets nasty here in the winter too

severe idol
alpine anvil
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I feel like I live in that "sweet spot" where people are like "We never expected this!" every year lol

severe idol
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w ehave a 1,200 streach road of almost nothing :)

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id hate to live near it and need to cross

severe idol
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it was hot weather 35 c and it was hailing too 🙃

silver monolith
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are exotic ships decently rare to find? i checked this odd looking one in a space station and not sure if i should buy it just because lol

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29m which is like half my units atm

severe idol
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rong channel

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but yes

edgy egret
lime sand
severe idol
lime sand
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Agreed

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I mean... depending on what I wear, I shiver at 21

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As sad as that sounds

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My comfortable is 28. It's what I have my AC set to currently

silver monolith
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like to heat up to that or cool down to that?

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18-24 is my happy range but i can deal with up to 34ish depending on if im running AC or windows and flow ect.

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humidity the big one tho

lime sand
edgy egret
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Felix is trying really hard to be cuter than Murphy

mint spear
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I had to put my cat in his room overnight because he was chewing on shit and acting rebellious at 3:30am

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He's had an attitude adjustment and now he's behaving and Dad (me) feels guilty.

lime sand
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Release on probation

mint spear
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He's free roaming again and minding his p's and q's

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I just feel bad

lone gorge
mint spear
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Yeah he has this thing where he tries to get me up at 3:30am

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He has plenty of toys

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Usually he's fine if I pet him for five minutes, but last night he was nom nom noming on crap

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I'm getting used to a new snoring mask so I didn't want to deal with it.

safe root
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YOOOO look at the funky lil guy

next warren
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YOOOO

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funky boi

tight pagoda
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hi all

steady vale
wheat burrow
fresh oar
safe root
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....frik

pliant fjordBOT
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safe root
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im on it im on it

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booowomp v.v

opaque tartan
wheat burrow
tight pagoda
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hi all

zenith pebble
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KettuCookie Elden ring is on sale on PSN rn for $41.99 as is TTW and some other stuff

zenith pebble
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Gran Turismo has been 60 bux for two years now

spiral zephyr
devout meadow
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hello wonderful people You

slow cedar
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guys im back

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again

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this time I won't lose internet

wheat burrow
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I don’t believe you

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Prove it

slow cedar
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uh

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the cable is now in the right spot

wheat burrow
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I’m sold

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Welcome back

slow cedar
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want to know what happened earlier?

wheat burrow
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Sure

slow cedar
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first I thought the password said "m" but it said "rn"

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so that took 3 hours to figure out

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and then, while moving the fibre cable to the shelf (where it is now going to stay), it disconnected at the slightest movement since it wasn't properly fastened

wheat burrow
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Yikes. But yeah the m be rn is definitely annoying as fuck. I’ve had similar in the past.

slow cedar
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dang

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Telus needs to change their font 💀

wheat burrow
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Did the fiber not click in properly?

slow cedar
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

wheat burrow
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I’m always frightened I snap the optic line and then I have no net. I should get a spare and then just use a hammer to be sure

slow cedar
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it wasn't me who moved it but the fibre itself wasn't tight so it came out

wheat burrow
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Ahh

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Well, at least you’re back up and running

slow cedar
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yup GekHappy

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now my internet is actually good

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the old one was mediocre at best, and sometimes decided to not work

silver monolith
slow cedar
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I met a very soft cat last night :>

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he was super friendly

slow cedar
silver monolith
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i get maybe 1 cuttle bug a month

slow cedar
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dang

silver monolith
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i dont like whe n i get a cuttle bug tho

slow cedar
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oh

silver monolith
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they should be scared of me in the middle of the night driving a car lol

slow cedar
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cat POV:

silver monolith
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i was ready to adopt that one

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but aparently im more scary that my car

vague maple
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soup of mario galaxy?

silver monolith
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ran into the brush to the left with a whole family of kittens

slow cedar
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:C

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le big sad

slow cedar
vague maple
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hi soup of mario cat pet sea

slow cedar
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wha

vague maple
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hi

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i need you to help me choose

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1, 2, or 3

slow cedar
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just

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pick a number?

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3

vague maple
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i will be playing nms then

slow cedar
vague maple
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thank you

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well neverMIND I GUESS

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two games i really want to play are UPDATING

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😭

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nms and chivalry 2

vague maple
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let's go gambling!!!!

slow cedar
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I did that once

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all in

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250 🌸

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got the highest one lmao

vague maple
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due to recent developments

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i must play minecraft

slow cedar
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so the lesson is:
gambling makes you rich 🤑

slow cedar
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I might see if my friends want to hop on later too

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haven't joined em in a week

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but the liquidators are calling

vague maple
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the server i play on, full of friends (and more than a friend) has somewhat died

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very sad :(

slow cedar
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damn

vague maple
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nms is updating 😭

slow cedar
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liquidators is actually fun imo

vague maple
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my friend said it was really quick

slow cedar
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it gives you an actually decent MT

vague maple
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which makes sense since it is the 2nd in a row

slow cedar
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im already on phase three, and it's only been 2 days

vague maple
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also i have a netherite block

slow cedar
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ooh neato

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wait what does your skin look like :0

vague maple
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my team does not cheat

slow cedar
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mine does

vague maple
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wow smh

slow cedar
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but only when it's inconvenient not to

vague maple
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personally uh

slow cedar
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like when im about to die 3000 blocks away

vague maple
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there was a war related to cheating between me and my friends in minecraft

slow cedar
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this isn't you is it

vague maple
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no

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this is not me

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this is me

slow cedar
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nice

vague maple
slow cedar
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ah

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two of em

vague maple
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yeah

slow cedar
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I have _superiorcat

vague maple
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because one was taken

slow cedar
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:C

vague maple
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gloopcat

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one of my friends has installed 5 secret doors into our base

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i do not know where the 5th is

slow cedar
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damn

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you better find it

vague maple
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you don't understand

slow cedar
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or use an X-ray bug like the composter one

vague maple
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i've looked EVERYWHERE 😭

slow cedar
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oh i gtg do something

vague maple
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he's a redstone genius

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oh ok

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bye gloop cat

slow cedar
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help with some garage s h e l v e s

vague maple
slow cedar
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:P

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ok bye

eternal thorn
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Fuck off Discord I'm not doing the stupid Valorant quest

safe root
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Discord: v.v

tacit pagoda
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is there a way to filter to images when searching things?

tight pagoda
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not intuitively

tacit pagoda
tight pagoda
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(I miss my dog...)

night bobcat
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Sucks, I know

night bobcat
tacit pagoda
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ah thx

outer quiver
outer quiver
zenith pebble
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I dont have dog but perhaps my cat will suffice?

tight pagoda
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sorry shutting up

night bobcat
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You don't need to shut up

zenith pebble
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Max10

cursive agate
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Wow the Picard series is so darn good

tight pagoda
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well off to work , peddleing printers. bye everyone

safe trail
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Cute cat

tardy juniper
vocal carbon
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Bro I was actually harassed by some rando in the official Minecraft server because of my pronouns lolllllllll

frail yacht
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Y’all think I should waste tomorrow driving around a town like 1h away from here tryna find the shoes I wanted to get during holidays? They’re all sold out online and I want them so bad 😭

mossy hawk
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ain't gonna lie made my day

devout meadow
vocal carbon
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They actually watched the whole thing.

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And only muted.

After they started going full ✝️ on me.

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So basically, when it actually started to get personal.

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Honestly a slight bit funny that warranted just a mute.

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🗿

pale meadow
pale meadow
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Sometimes it actually works and they will hold it for you because they know they will make a sale

frail yacht
tardy juniper
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then call them before you leave, so you're not spending hours driving around to be disappointed

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You can take those hours and see a movie or get a nice dinner or something

frail yacht
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Fair point

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Still I would prefer to go there right after waking up to have the rest of my day free but sure if I go there and they don’t have them anyway I wasted a lot of time driving around and wasted money on a train ticket too

pale meadow
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Call first

tardy juniper
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it only takes a couple mintes to call before you leave, do it during your morning tea/coffee or something

frail yacht
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I don’t have any routine like that but I wanna go on walks in the future so might as well do that tomorrow and then call all stores in that city

pale meadow
frail yacht
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I just hope that they actually let me buy the shoes because last time I tried to buy something above 50€ I got told since I’m limited in my buy power (idk the correct translation) I an legally not allowed to buy an Air Pods replacement case for 79€…

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Theoretically the shoes should be 33€ tho

frail yacht
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But with my luck the entire stock has been sold already

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Lol

pale meadow
frail yacht
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17

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💀

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I had to call my parents to come to the Apple Store to buy that stuff for me

pale meadow
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I have spent well more than that at that age

frail yacht
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I mean yea I weekly spend a whole load of money at super markets too

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But normally I don’t visit normal stores

pale meadow
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Depends on what your definition of "normal" is

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I my country we get tattoo at 16 lol

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That stuff is permanent

frail yacht
pale meadow
frail yacht
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I also remember one time when I was going to the cinema I wasn’t allowed in even tho I would’ve turned 16 like 3 days later so idk how strict big stores when enforcing laws

pliant fjordBOT
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frail yacht
pale meadow
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What country are you from?

frail yacht
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Germany

frail yacht
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I fr have no idea about how much money I am allowed to spend at once or not according to law

pale meadow
frail yacht
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At least I am legally allowed to drink alcohol and buy Steam gift cards :D

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Tho I only do the second one

tardy juniper
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alcohol is bad mmmkay

pale meadow
frail yacht
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I don’t get people drinking alcohol tbh

pale meadow
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I have brothers that do it to prove it

tardy juniper
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Meh, to each their own. For me it's just dizziness and nausea, which aren't fun

frail yacht
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To me it smells and tastes bad

frail yacht
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Except soju, that tastes good but I’d never drink more than a of that because I wanna keep all my senses clear

tardy juniper
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Soju and Sake can be good, but it can also be horrid

pale meadow
tardy juniper
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I've been told a good rule of thumb is that sake is warmed to hide the flavor

frail yacht
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I’ve only drank that twice in my life and will only drink that to special occasions like when my uncle from Indonesia was visiting me

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And then only a sip

tardy juniper
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I mostly partake in the ganja though, both medicinally, and recreationally

frail yacht
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Cuz I like my liver tbh

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Wanna keep it intact

pale meadow
tardy juniper
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like people's ideas of consent

pale meadow
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I will always ask

tardy juniper
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I thought you meant "it" will damage other things

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it being alcohol

pale meadow
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Oh

tepid valley
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US got last place in Olympic shooting

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We're beyond cooked

pale meadow
slow cedar
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went to an air show last weekend and there were three A-10s GekHappy

slow cedar
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yup

safe root
slow cedar
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that's exactly what I said to my friend when we were there lol

safe root
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wow ur awesome

slow cedar
safe root
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^.^

shrewd falcon
slow cedar
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damn

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right I rember now

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they put the engines so far back purely because of the gun

safe root
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gun stronk

slow cedar
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yes

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gunter agrees

shrewd falcon
safe root
shrewd falcon
safe root
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ye

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brb

slow cedar
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my grandpa told me (he was an F-104 and F-16 pilot/instructor in the cold war) that most gattling guns on fighters are so fast it's like shooting a metal bar through your opponent

slow cedar
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it's nuts o_o

shrewd falcon
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that's accurate

shrewd falcon
# tardy juniper I've been told a good rule of thumb is that sake is warmed to hide the flavor

Bout to hit you with a wall of text

Sake 酒, or more accurately nihonshu 日本酒, is a complex drink. "Sake" is just the Japanese word for alcohol in general, but the traditionally brewed rice alcohol the West associates with Japan is called "nihonshu", which means "Japanese alcohol". There are many varieties: it can be sparkling or still, cloudy (fine rice particles not filtered out) or clear (rice particles filtered out), and there are different classifications based on the polish level of the rice as well as the rice's origin, whether brewer's alcohol was added, and whether or not it has been pasteurized. I won't list all those out as I'll hit the character limit quickly. But it is important to know at least that rice grains must be polished to some degree before being used to brew nihonshu, and the amount of rice that is ground away determines the classification. Grinding away more of the grain (50% or less of the original material remaining) imparts more complex flavors and results in a higher grade, whereas futsushu is basically "table sake" of low quality with more than 70% of the rice grain remaining.

The temperature at which you consume nihonshu depends entirely on preference. Different temperatures impart different flavors as the profile of the drink changes. Usually, however, you won't find sparkling or cloudy nihonshu consumed hot. Some nihonshu is better either cold or hot, depending on preference and the flavor profile imparted by the brewers. Flavors can range between dry and sweet and between fruity and grainy or earthy, and it's becoming popular for nihonshu shops to have little labels showing you where the drink falls on that chart. The flavor of nihonshu is both important and desired. Warming nihonshu to "hide" the flavor is not commonly a factor and is primarily a cheap trick done with extremely cheap and dirty nihonshu (cheap $2-3 convenience store nihonshu) to mask the bitterness of its additives and generally poor polish and brewing.

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It's uncommon for those outside of Japan to be familiar with actually good nihonshu, as it has not been heavily exported aside from the cheap mass-produced labels. Even these days I have trouble obtaining good nihonshu overseas. Additionally, many varieties, especially the unpasteurized ones or the fresh-pressed shiboritate, do not tolerate shipping well. Many nihonshu brands are very small, extremely localized breweries as well that have distinct regional flavor palates but do not have the production to even reach far outside of the region in Japan, let alone overseas

safe root
shrewd falcon
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not offense, just education

safe root
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sheesh hell of a cadence mate

slow cedar
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orion has fast fingers

safe root
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dah

shrewd falcon
slow cedar
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lol

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oh no I ate my last chocolate

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:C

safe root
safe root
spiral zephyr
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Orion is a whisky though TangerineThink

slow cedar
safe root
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Huh...never seen one who eat that in a whil

shrewd falcon
slow cedar
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i love dark chocolate

safe root
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nice

safe root
flat echo
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hello all

wise stream
wise stream
safe root
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never say hi again that is haunting .-.

spiral zephyr
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Miss Houdini update

safe root
glad jacinth
safe root
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yall ever hear that storybout the hamster that had kids and then they ate one of them

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alongside her kids

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the absolute heck gos on inside there brains

spiral zephyr
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Hamsters are not social iirc
But that's pretty common in animals

shrewd falcon
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my whisky wall of test got blocked by server policy

spiral zephyr
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Id guess it was stress related

shrewd falcon
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probably because of a word used to describe fresh casks

safe root
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boowomp v.v

shrewd falcon
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not going to bother rewriting

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going back to sleep

safe root
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gn

shrewd falcon
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Ahh dammit I can't get back to sleep

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Today will be a rough shift

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guess I'll farm interceptors

slow cedar
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:C

safe root
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nuh uh

half zinc
safe root
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ok jschlat X D

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H0LY shizzano I CAN DRINK MILK

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@hollow wind sorry i should keep my mouth shut about stuff like that

hollow wind
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But yeah it’s just a freakin #memes🤡 channel, don’t take it too seriously lmao

safe root
safe root
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i dont want to sound like an old man but a years of few back was definately better llike...At least then the kids tossing shit around were baad at it

safe root
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imtrying to make what i said before a meme

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"holy shizzano i can drink milk" "sorry i should keep my mouth shut"

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dang

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comedy hard

uncut kestrel
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@sand solstice

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1080 is significantly better

sand solstice
uncut kestrel
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1650 is cheap, common, and reliable

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but 1080 better

sand solstice
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1080 Ti is also dirt cheap these days.

uncut kestrel
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prolly

sand solstice
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I think I paid $1,200 for mine...back when BTC was spiking and the price was awful.

uncut kestrel
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used for 100 holy hell

sand solstice
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lol do it

uncut kestrel
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i should

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i bought my current one for more than that

sand solstice
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Hell, might as well look at older RTX now that nms has the ray tracing option i think.

uncut kestrel
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my new laptop has a 4060

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runs nms arguably better than my pc

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however

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temperature

sand solstice
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Fans screaming shibkek

uncut kestrel
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it literally says in the laptop manual that it shouldn't go on your lap

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lmao

sand solstice
uncut kestrel
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my brother got lucky, 1660 super for <100$

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he still on a ddr3 motherboard tho L

sand solstice
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I'll probably buy a cheap old RTX card sometime... But I'm okay for now. Everything runs fine.

primal kelp
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dont use userbenchmark to decide pc parts

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its a newbie trap

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the owners of the site hate amd with a passion so everything is biased towards nvidia

tardy juniper
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they each have their strengths

glad jacinth
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that's not even the only problem with UBM

tardy juniper
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I kinda miss the days when we had like 5 or more manufacturers

eternal thorn
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Well we still do have more than 5

devout meadow
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which channel is best to ask people about VR? wanting to get 1 to play nms but i am clueless with which to get, or if it runs well on VR etc

tardy juniper
devout meadow
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i'll try other games & media, thanks HeartResolute

cursive agate
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On season 3 now

tight pagoda
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hi

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just got home

cursive agate
#

Hey bud how was your day?

tight pagoda
#

kinda long

#

work

#

how are you doing

devout meadow
devout meadow
tight pagoda
#

🙂

tight pagoda
slow cedar
#

KYLE

tight pagoda
#

🙂

tight pagoda
#

im so tired

tight pagoda
#

hi freak

slow cedar
#

yeah i like it :>

devout meadow
tight pagoda
#

vr is uncommon

#

there is a learning curve with NMS vr

glad jacinth
#

Idk, i would say it's pretty common

#

Some players say NMS is VR is one of the greatest out there

devout meadow
#

i really want to try it but i have only briefly used VR years ago & so idk what i am looking for

#

only suggestion so far is PSVR with frame drops

tight pagoda
#

i wish there was an option to have the vr camera, but use a controller for movement and interacting

devout meadow
#

can you not use headset on PC & then stick with KBM or controller?

tight pagoda
#

you really need to lean forward when you are flying a ship

#

im useing psvr

devout meadow
#

ah ok

pliant fjordBOT
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tight pagoda
#

plus 1 stick flying is weird in vr

devout meadow
#

is that a periodic automatic thing or did i incur the wrath of the bot talking about NMS in here xD

tight pagoda
#

you did nothing wrong

#

youre ok

eternal thorn
#

Get'em Gunter

devout meadow
slow cedar
#

microsoft

devout meadow
#

based

slow cedar
#

it's new

#

along with some animated ones

lucid granite
#

i have 6 identical microsoft emojis from 6 different servers

slow cedar
#

lol

#

I have 2 switch ones

tight pagoda
#

im going to bed all, have a good night

devout meadow
#

night night

slow cedar
#

👋

glad jacinth
#

gnight Kyle NmsWave

pliant fjordBOT
slow cedar
#

oh

#

neat

slow cedar
#

I was gonna look up "funny wifi names"

#

wtf

limpid burrow
#

this might be kinda random af, but my ass hurts too much to sleep rn. pretty sure i brusied the back of my right hipbone the other day. shit is not fun. also lmao great autocorrect/autofill. those vids of people right after waking up can be comedy gols

#

*gold

slow cedar
#

oh

#

maybe try sleeping in another position
like on your stomach if your back hurts?
idk that hasn't happened to me

limpid burrow
#

speaking of comedy gold, im pretty sure the security cam footage of my fall would qualify. imagine a dude bouncing down concrete steps on his ass, holding a tray full of food and doing his best to not spill it. eventhough it hurt a lot, i can still acknowledge it was probably funny as hell to watch. and yeah ive tried, but just cant get comfy. stomach is sore from overdoing workouts. ad left side just feels weird to lay on

#

although my uh...'medicinal' bourbon will get me there eventually

slow cedar
#

oh no Bones

wheat burrow
slow cedar
#

:P

#

yummy nitrous oxide

wheat burrow
#

Hope the pain subsides soon, @limpid burrow. I’ve gone down steps before a bit like that and cracked my coccyx

#

Hurt for weeks after. Whole back stiffened up and walking was a bitch

limpid burrow
#

im grateful ive never done that. after i shattered my pinkie toe back in 2019, ive massively increased my calcium intake and havent broken anything since.

#

although mentioning back stuff does remind me i need to find a chiropractor. my spine isnt the best after...well a lot of stuff, like working at walmart and doing the pickup and delivery grocery orders, maintenance, sewer repair, and concrete work. plus having a bed thats about 5'5" long and me being 5'9" definitely doesnt help

wheat burrow
#

I’m heading to a physio appointment in an hour for my spine. I’m suffering from some cervical spinal problems I believe. Having a load of problems with the joints there and it’s even impacting on vision.

#

Hopefully after a few sessions I can start to feel more normal again. I’m lazy… and work is always getting in the way… it’s been about 1.75 years since it all started. Probably could have avoided myself a lot of undue discomfort.

#

Although I should probably add that when you go to an ophthalmologist and they tell you that your eye is fine therefore your vision is fine and aren’t prepared to listen or think outside the box then it’s a bit annoying also.

slow cedar
#

GUYS LOOK IT'S ME

#

i bet that was last summer

#

BC and AB were burning up

lone gorge
severe idol
#

Ive heard theres another massive fire over there

#

100 fire fighters were sent from australia to canada

slow cedar
#

yeah I heard

#

you guys had to show us how it's done 😅

slow cedar
severe idol
slow cedar
#

oh wow

severe idol
#

Sydney looked like this

#

(all the smoke)

severe idol
slow cedar
#

this year i've been blessed with lots of rain 🙏

#

the fire is quite far north

#

like on the border of NWT

severe idol
#

I havnt had a big fire near me only flash flooding a few times, destroyed a few roads and bridges

#

Waters powerful, ripped the tarmac off the surface

slow cedar
#

wow

#

sometimes I'd rather go through fire than water

severe idol
#

worst fires we had in my state- proboly the whole country, was Black Saturday

tender marlin
#

I

slow cedar
#

uh oh

tender marlin
#

Am

slow cedar
#

what's that

tender marlin
#

So

#

Cooked

slow cedar
#

tired

tender marlin
#

Fried

#

Baked

slow cedar
#

what happened?

tender marlin
#

Use the last of my stuff

slow cedar
#

what?

severe idol
#

I think I know what you mean

tender marlin
#

Dabs

severe idol
#

ah

tender marlin
severe idol
#

what i thought lol

#

yeha ik

tender marlin
#

Sweet sweet golden nectar

severe idol
#

buy more?

tender marlin
#

I’m broke rn

#

TwT

severe idol
#

oh

tender marlin
#

I hate phlegm tho

#

From taking dabs

severe idol
#

Phlem sucks i have it alot latley

tender marlin
#

Phlegm how to kill

#

Icky yucky

severe idol
#

honey i think help

shrewd falcon
#

gross, druggies

slow cedar
#

phlegm is just mucus

#

also an indicator of viral infection, lung disease, etc

mint spear
#

I keep finding moths in my room, I have no idea how they keep getting in

severe idol
slow cedar
#

exactly

#

that's why it's an indicator

severe idol
#

and its annoying as well, coughing alot

slow cedar
severe idol
#

hehe

slow cedar
#

drones?

severe idol
#

bugs

slow cedar
#

I must kill em

severe idol
#

sentinal intercepers inbound

spiral zephyr
#

Objectively safer than alcohol

severe idol
#

oh orion you must live in a angry anti-fun country

severe idol
#

wel not better, er, safer for your liver

spiral zephyr
#

LD-50 is a measure of toxicity, it's the dose that would kill 50% of a group, so you can compare those to get an idea of how much of a difference there is.

slow cedar
#

rats usually

#

well not here

#

here it'd be mice

#

Botulinum toxin >:)

tender marlin
#

Hi

#

What if I told you

#

This room is slowly filling with neurotoxin

severe idol
#

?

#

did you get the wrong shrooms?

severe idol
#

unless it isnt lethal

#

then its fine :)

errant egret
severe idol
tight pagoda
#

hi all. its almost 5am...should be sleeping, had a nightmare, mind started wandering, now i cant sleep

#

so yeah, im awake now

errant egret
#

its 10:51am here, I have not slept at all because RAGE FUELS ME but yea welcome to the club

tight pagoda
#

why rage

errant egret
#

scotland..

#

im always angry

tight pagoda
#

but you have kilts, and so many fluffy sheep

errant egret
#

naw hen

#

im fae fuckin glesga

tight pagoda
#

ohh...i mean...hen are discount sheep

#

XD

severe idol
#

so 7:59pm

#

If your not tired you could get some things done, i find i am more productiv e at light

errant egret
#

i am usually productive when my brain permits me to be productive

severe idol
tight pagoda
#

i had a nightmare that i was fired from my job XD

severe idol
errant egret
#

you seriously did not

tight pagoda
#

then i thought about when i broke my ankle and the ptsd behind it

severe idol
#

Im not brittish dw

errant egret
#

you are just a british Texan living in a floating desert in the arse end of no where

severe idol
#

I come from the land down under 🎶

#

Where weman blow and men blunder? 🎶

wheat burrow
#

Oh we have another Scots person. Nice

tight pagoda
#

those are seriously the lyrics?

severe idol
#

Raining little islander

#

haha

errant egret
#

aye rather it be cold than warm

#

easier to warm up than to cool down

severe idol
#

its ok what you said but you called me American

#

worst insult

wheat burrow
severe idol
#

just say your a brittish cund, living in arse nowhere lol

#

to me

tight pagoda
severe idol
errant egret
#

british humour is always just us ripping the piss outa each other

#

no harsh feelins

tight pagoda
severe idol
errant egret
#

nae thanks hen im in glesga so i think im gonna go get stabbed on my morning walk

#

daily routine you know

wheat burrow
#

Which part of Glasgow?

#

I live there for nine years

errant egret
#

im nae like in glasgow like the city center and the suburbs n shit

#

im like 13 miles out give or take

#

small village near Hamilton

tight pagoda
#

liar!

#

you used Miles

#

american!

wheat burrow
#

I know the area a little. I’m originally from Stirling myself, was in Glasgow for uni and stuff then off abroad for work

errant egret
#

Stirling aint a bad place

#

been there a few time

wheat burrow
#

It’s ok, got its fair share of dickheads as well, just like everywhere lol

errant egret
#

im off to glasgow proper for college

wheat burrow
#

I like Glasgow, great city to be honest

#

Had so many great nights out there

night bobcat
#

And can't go in half the pubs anymore

errant egret
#

love going there, sadly im unemployed and got no cash so i end up using my Free bus travel™️ and justy mindlessly walk around

wheat burrow
night bobcat
#

Lol

tight pagoda
#

hi Gleam

#

had a nightmare, im awake for the day now

wheat burrow
#

It was great back in the day, I knew so many owners and bartenders. Free drinks and lock ins all the time

lone gorge
pliant fjordBOT
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wheat burrow
errant egret
#

I do hope so as well but it aint looking good and I can't live off War Thunder commission money

tight pagoda
#

commission money?

night bobcat
errant egret
#

people pay me to make sound modifications for the hit video game War Thunder

lone gorge
errant egret
#

surprisingly

tight pagoda
#

mods?

wheat burrow
#

Gleam is here

night bobcat
#

The sound of classified documents being posted

tight pagoda
#

no

errant egret
#

yea, fun stuff to make your game sound all funny

errant egret
#

I wish

wheat burrow
#

Sorry

night bobcat
#

I have some!

lone gorge
#

If I did, it’d be classified

night bobcat
#

Gimme that war thunder link

wheat burrow
#

We gonna impeach Gleam from the mod team

tight pagoda
#

no

night bobcat
#

Ya, as long as they are in a secure vault

errant egret
#

Gleam is the mod team

wheat burrow
night bobcat
#

Does so

wheat burrow
#

Nuh uh

tight pagoda
#

its safely tucked away burried in a shoebox in the back yard

wheat burrow
#

That’s acceptable

errant egret
#

sometimes...I wonder if I am OK

tight pagoda
#

...how do i know about that

#

XD

errant egret
#

spontaneous dungeon spawn

tight pagoda
#

wait, he just told me

#

im so tired

#

XD

#

Gleam, question

#

is BaRKy a real person

night bobcat
#

Yes

tight pagoda
#

never seen em

errant egret
#

hey Gleam

night bobcat
#

Yo

errant egret
#

can we force all like 90,000 odd people in this server into a single Barotrauma lobby

night bobcat
#

Yeah np

errant egret
#

it'll be fun I swear

tight pagoda
#

flashes handicap parking placard out of the way pesants!

night bobcat
#

Smooooosh

tight pagoda
#

i can help anyone here get front row parking anywhere, all you have to do is take me with 🙂

#

even can get you in the front of the line at Disney

#

im shutting up now

errant egret
tight pagoda
#

go atleast once if you can

wheat burrow
errant egret
#

then again never had a large interest in Disney

tight pagoda
#

helped with the decor?

#

XD

#

buy the snacks?

lone gorge
#

Nothing beats homemade work

wheat burrow
#

Yeah let’s call it “curtains”

tight pagoda
#

XD

errant egret
#

i hunger

wheat burrow
#

Definitely not solid iron bars or anything

tight pagoda
#

XD

errant egret
tight pagoda
#

offers a soda

errant egret
#

yay soda

lone gorge
#

The swing isn’t very good for jumping off and doing flips either

tight pagoda
#

^^

wheat burrow
tight pagoda
#

ew

#

XD

#

soooo how is everyone

tight pagoda
#

me too

night bobcat
#

That kid didn't go to bed for 2 days after that

errant egret
#

hopefully

tight pagoda
#

hopefully?

errant egret
#

idk i havent slept in like

#

30 hours

night bobcat
#

Could be a hallucination then

lone gorge
#

I hate when I find out I’m dead

errant egret
#

same

gusty crater
errant egret
#

i hate it when I die then..not die

errant egret
#

5 foot 9 inch

#

person

lone gorge
#

Don’t hold in your farts when you go to bed or you wake up with shitty thoughts

errant egret
#

that is scientifically proven by me

#

which was a shitty thought in retrospect

lone gorge
#

Clearly someone didn’t void there bungholio

errant egret
#

oh no

#

not that video

#

please

errant egret
#

NOO

#

PLEASE

#

I BEG

lone gorge
#

Iconic

errant egret
#

i need my rust juice

lone gorge
#

Shhiiiiiiiiii…..

errant egret
#

Caille...can you run down to tesco and get me like

#

2 bottles of irn bru

#

ill give you a tenner

wheat burrow
errant egret
#

appropriate representation of me with no irn bru

wheat burrow
#

Ditto

night bobcat
#

Miss him

#

Little fucker

wheat burrow
#

Same

night bobcat
#

25k messages a day

wheat burrow
#

Fun!

night bobcat
#

The recent update kicked our numbers up another 5,500

wheat burrow
#

That’s pretty good news to be honest

tight pagoda
#

im going to try and sleep alittle longer

#

ill see you all later

night bobcat
#

Hope you get some more zzzzs Kyle

tight pagoda
#

dude...i had a nightmare about being fired x.x

wheat burrow
tight pagoda
#

i mean...thats...so adultish

#

it wasnt even a good nightmare, it was just a sleepy anxiety attack

#

XD

#

ok bye

wheat burrow
safe root
#

hah yep...

tribal siren
#

Every now and again I remember there's irl regions called abyssal plains, and how scary af it sounds

severe idol
#

where 💀

lone gorge
#

i got one under my bed

wheat burrow
#

Groovy

#

Guntie agrees

jaunty copper
night bobcat
#

#on-topic

wheat burrow
#

Make it so

night bobcat
#

No u

wheat burrow
#

I’ll happily be a legit channel, feel free to convert me into one

lone gorge
#

the topic of on topic is topics

wheat burrow
#

Please apply topically

safe root
#

please tell me im not going to manipulate said objects

edgy egret
#

Neat guy I found (was dead though)

safe root
#

rip my bug boy also mate i thougt ur name was pc euclid/epstein

safe root
tribal siren
safe root
#

what u find atlantis lol but thats crazy dog

edgy egret
safe root
edgy egret
#

I didn't even see that

safe root
#

LOL

#

caps

lone gorge
#

kinda ironic, i think we know more about space than we do our own oceans xD

safe root
#

im sure theres a conspiracy for that X D

fallow relic
#

Hi

safe root
#

bonjour lassecss = P

shrewd falcon
#

Wait are there Scots in here?

#

I heard Irn Bru

wheat burrow
#

Yes please

cursive agate
#

We are Borg :0

#

You will be assimilated

cursive agate
#

I want crab salad

lone gorge
#

I want clam dip

mint spear
#

Hi I'm Cym and I'm new o/ I came along with the new update so I'm one of the 5.5k

teal raptor
#

hii

mint spear
#

Heya Klinsk

wheat burrow
#

Welcome aboard

mint spear
#

ooh ding

wheat burrow
#

Always happy to see new blood

edgy egret
mint spear
#

One or two more levels and I can post pics

wheat burrow
# edgy egret

I’m expecting a pocket watch swinging back and forth with those eyes

#

“You are getting sleepy, you will give me all the treats and fish”

edgy egret
#

Buh

mint spear
#

"Look deep into my eyes hooman. I deserve treats EVERY HOUR."

edgy egret
wheat burrow
#

“You are now very sleepy”

mint spear
#

"EVERY. HOUR."

wheat burrow
#

“You must open the door on my command and leave it open so that I may help myself to the fridge contents, thank you, that is all my ‘ooman”

mint spear
#

lol

shrewd falcon
#

Never help people

#

already off work, happily farming interceptors

#

fucking boss asks me to come help move some water pallets

#

runs over my god damn foot with the pallet jack, no steel toes

#

fucking mangled

pliant fjordBOT
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teal raptor
#

Gunter bad

eternal thorn
lone gorge
#

Workers compensation

eternal thorn
#

Yessir

mint spear
#

^

lone gorge
#

My prob is I couldn’t pass a piss test to save my life to claim it. Even tho I’m medically licensed to be allowed to consume that

wheat burrow
#

I’d offer to do it for you but I’m sure it would come out just as bad or worse

#

“Sir, are you sure you’re alive?”

lone gorge
#

The other part that sucks is you basically forfeit your ability to register a firearm too. Can’t have a smoke and weapon license hand in hand

#

Piss pure oil 💀

wheat burrow
eternal thorn
lone gorge
#

It really does keep me on my toes. I genuinely CANT get hurt at work cuz the system in place prevents me anyways from claiming anything

#

“Whattya mean I can’t work with a broken spine? I’m FINNNNEEEE, really, I don’t need workers comp… 😅”

night bobcat
shrewd falcon
#

smh

#

anyone wants disgusting wound pic dm me

eternal thorn
#

No

cursive agate
#

The vibes that gave me

tight pagoda
#

hi all

cursive agate
#

Just finished the Picard series & without spoilers wow the nostalgia from the older series & my friend who's no longer with us but she's got me into the series she was a tough old lady that's responsible for who I am today. God I miss her.

#

She was a second mother & mentor

#

Before I met her I was a hot head, impulsive & uncaring she helped me to find myself to become more then I was. Sorry don't mean to kill the mood.

cursive agate
tight pagoda
#

this is killing the mood (looks for gif)

cursive agate
#

:)

tight pagoda
#

there we go

#

actually... maybe this makes a mood... i need to find another gif

normal jasper
#

I wish Christian people on the street would stop bothering me

#

Didn't leave me alone for 5 minutes

cursive agate
tight pagoda
cursive agate
#

Also comes with various toppings

tight pagoda
#

no...no that doesnt set the mood either

#

if anything it makes me jelious

#

new gif!

cursive agate
#

Pandas are cute as heck

#

Just big dogs

normal jasper
#

Thank god I did

#

Now he might leave me alone

lone gorge
cursive agate
#

We get those knocking on our door here in the States also. I usually just wear a thors hammer or say I worship the spaghetti monster then wish them a good day

tight pagoda
#

Everyone needs something to believe in

#

im leaving it there

cursive agate
#

Fair enough I'm not against anyone doing that just annoying when they harass you

teal raptor
#

re-

#

ported

tight pagoda
#

o.o?

cursive agate
#

Kobeeeee

lone gorge
#

I thought. You didn’t ask me how

normal jasper
#

They can believe whatever they want to believe, I am just not interested

tight pagoda
#

thats your belief ^^

#

congrats you believe in something

#

XD