off-topic-bond-james-bond

[pale meadow]

But with a screen

[tight pagoda]

i thinking about buying a razr

[pale meadow]

Phone or scooter?

@tight pagoda

[tight pagoda]

the phone

i miss flip phones

they protect the screen, and you can "angry" hang up on people

[pale meadow]

I would stay away from that one tbh

[tight pagoda]

why

[pale meadow]

The hinge is not as well developed at the Samsung ones

Imo

[tight pagoda]

oh

do they have a long form flip phone?

[pale meadow]

Samsung does

Motorola does not

At least in the US

EU may have other options available

[tight pagoda]

im still using an old phone. its slow and i hate it but it still works

[pale meadow]

Then don't change it

I know the risks I am taking with owning a folding phone

If it sounds like I am gate keeping, then I apologize. I just know the risks and have ways to mitigate them

[tight pagoda]

my first phone was a Razr 2

its an exhibit now

[pale meadow]

Peak 2010's

[tight pagoda]

im aware of the risks 🙂

[pale meadow]

Ok, carry on then

[tight pagoda]

07 actually

i miss that phone

[pale meadow]

For flip phone that was peak design

[hallow isle]

Update: it was indeed one of those days

[cursive agate]

Rotary or old beefy phones that made the bell dining sounds during angry hang ups

[pale meadow]

How many uniform?

[cursive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-mwah-kiss-perfect-gif-6386642684072157494

[hallow isle]

two

[pale meadow]

Oof

[hallow isle]

Ended up finishing the night at a fatal PE

One of those things that makes healthy people sit up, say "I don't feel so good" then expire

[pale meadow]

💀

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-end-game-thanos-dies-end-of-thonos-thanos-defeated-gif-14055334

[dusty magnet]

i think its a dominos kinda night

[hallow isle]

pretty much

[scarlet gorge]

I’ll take some

[pale meadow]

I go local from now on

I learned my lesson

[wise stream]

Is magic the gathering profitable as selling cards?

[hallow isle]

Highly, if you're Wizards of the Coast

[dusty magnet]

wtf i just found out an 18 inch pizza has more pizza than 2 12 inch pizzas

[tight pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rcumx0imY

[hallow isle]

duh, they cut 18 inch pizzas into 16 slices, but 12 inch pizzas only have 6 slices each

[dusty magnet]

ooohhh

duhhh

[hallow isle]

it'll also blow your mind that if you were to wrap a rope around the earth, to make that rope sit 1 meter off the ground the whole way round you'd only need to add 6.3 meters to the length

[dusty magnet]

yeah that is pretty mind blowing tbh

fuck i love this keyboard

but i dont love waiting for pizza to arrive

i neded up ordering from a local joint rather than dominos

way better pizza for nearly the same price

[pale meadow]

Now you see my point lol

[dusty magnet]

yeah man it used to be a crazy good deal but not really anymore

and the pizza is prretty shit tbh

whats the vid

[lucid granite]

diameters 🙄

[dusty magnet]

maths is hard

[tight pagoda]

its just taught wrong

[wise stream]

Just compare the size to bananas

Or average dog size

[still tartan]

What’s that in McDonalds large fountain drink

[wise stream]

Peanut butter soda

[dusty magnet]

aproximately 7

[slow cedar]

new best 2x2 single

first sub-5 too :O

[wise stream]

Speed

[slow cedar]

yus :O

I got a PLL skip too

[dusty magnet]

waht game?

holy fuck beer on an empty stomach hitting me like a truck

[slow cedar]

smol coob

[dusty magnet]

ah okay i see

[slow cedar]

I think my best on the 3x3 is 23.11 seconds

not very fast ._.

[dusty magnet]

jesus. it takes me like 10 minutes lmao

and thats when i knew how to do them. its been a long while

[slow cedar]

well I did speedcube for like 2 years

it's not fair to compare the two of us 😅

[dusty magnet]

fair point haha. i spent like one summer learning how to solve a 3x3 and that was that

[slow cedar]

ah

I mean, the actual cube impacts a lot too

[wise stream]

Ever done a cube blindfolded?

[slow cedar]

cause the Rubik's brand ones are terrible for speed

[slow cedar]

no :/

one of my friends has

the one who got me into speedcubing

[spiral zephyr]

https://www.threads.net/@chune.fr/post/C7Kl3NcrC1H/?xmt=AQGzhLDFeEFRhmQsjFdiI3nPFlZXzqEZTEkIeFJksToa6A

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/death-star-gif-14758637425007366681

The Death Star missed us

[spiral zephyr]

Luckily!

[slow cedar]

I never thought of it like that

but it's true :o

[hallow isle]

Have you considered going outside?

[slow cedar]

._.

it rained like, nonstop all weekend

[zenith pebble]

Go defibrillate yrself

[hallow isle]

nearly did

[lucid granite]

i had this happen at my house one time, middle of the night, our security cameras picked up the outside suddenly looking like daytime for like 5 seconds. Crazy stuff

[civic ferry]

Speedcubing lost a lot of luster to me when I found out that the starting positions aren't randomized.
Still impressive to remember and fly through the sequence, but still.

[hallow isle]

depends on what you mean by random

[still tartan]

Cool to watch, I think I’ve picked up a rubik’s cube maybe twice 😂

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/v-a-sly-racoon-gif-20903380

[wise stream]

I solved a Rubik’s cube once with a hammer and super glue

[dusty magnet]

thats the way to do it tbh

[zenith pebble]

Careful there

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tallest-gif-tallest-tall-moment-jjjj-gif-23923293

[slow cedar]

scrambles aren't random?

but yeah algorithms are super fun

pretty much instant first layer

PLL skip

[vague hawk]

A.

[wise stream]

B.

[slow cedar]

C.

[wise stream]

D.

[reef basin]

E.

[slow cedar]

F.

[reef basin]

G.

[wise stream]

H.

[slow cedar]

I.

[reef basin]

J.

[wise stream]

K.

[slow cedar]

L.

[reef basin]

M.

[slow cedar]

N.

[wise stream]

O.

[reef basin]

P.

[slow cedar]

Q.

[reef basin]

R.

[wise stream]

S.

[slow cedar]

T.

[reef basin]

U.

[slow cedar]

V.

[reef basin]

W.

[wise stream]

X.

[reef basin]

Y.

[slow cedar]

Z.

[still tartan]

I’m so proud of you

[slow cedar]

another sub-4 :0

second today

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

uh oh

[pliant fjord]

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[slow cedar]

I'm gonna go back to coob

[wise stream]

Get out of here Gunter were counting

[reef basin]

yes gunty we are NOT making this place a counting channel

[wise stream]

I wish to see more of the coob doing

[slow cedar]

2 sub-4s really close :D

._.

I choked on that one

💩 solve and a penalty

[hazy rampart]

I've had a rubix cube for ages and still have yet to solve it

[lone gorge]

i envision people that solve rubix cubes quickly are the people who beat dark souls games untouched

i cannot muster the knowlegde or plan like they do xD

[hazy rampart]

Closest I ever got was one side solved

[slow cedar]

ah

I remember I did that until quite recently lol

[lone gorge]

ive never gotten close (i think)

like to me its all 100% randomness

tho i know its not

theres a technique to it that ill never figure out

[slow cedar]

oh it isn't ._.

there's algorithms for different cases

[hazy rampart]

I'm really bad at following the tutorials

[slow cedar]

look here's where I learned the beginner method:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-R0KrXvWbc

[lone gorge]

thats what i mean. people have plans in there head by LOOKING at the orientation

then solve it like that

ill NEVER be like that lmao

to me that seems humanly impossible

or miraculous

[slow cedar]

and here you can learn CFOP - a pretty popular method:
https://jperm.net/3x3/cfop

[slow cedar]

they look AS they go

it's called "look-ahead"

[regal wind]

Now I know I haven’t been active in the server much but if you get a message from this guy about your steam account it is a scam I know because I’ve already dealt with one of them and I just told them to go do themselves

[hazy rampart]

I solved one side with this video but got lost

[lone gorge]

part of why ill never be that way is my own lazyness. i dont really have the motivation or nessesity to wanna solve one xD

[lone gorge]

#contact-us

[slow cedar]

do it for the S P E E D

[regal wind]

I already closed the DM and blocked the person so can’t really report them

[hazy rampart]

🚤

[lone gorge]

pretty sure i did the exact smae thing. tahts what i was told lmao

[lone gorge]

but if theyre in here. mods will act on it.

[regal wind]

Good

[lone gorge]

aint no one tryna be scammed in hurrrr lmao

[slow cedar]

I got like, 5 scam attempts this year alone

[hazy rampart]

I rlly wanna get a steering wheel for beam ng

[lone gorge]

100%

it gets rly bad around holidays

[slow cedar]

I got someone banned in like 5 minutes last week :P

[slow cedar]

ngl it was fun

got hit with the ban hammer

[hazy rampart]

What

[slow cedar]

that's expensive 0_0

[lone gorge]

holy shit

ripoff

better off just getting a direct drive line setup instead

[hazy rampart]

It's 920 us dollars

[lone gorge]

thats ridiculous. for "turtle beach" i assume its cheap af

cheap quality*

[slow cedar]

yeah :/

[lone gorge]

i ahve the logitech g29 with handbrake wheel, shifter, and pedals. i paid like 180$? i think. long time ago

[hazy rampart]

Nice

[lone gorge]

i really wanna get one of the directdrive ones

gears n belts is cheap imo

[hazy rampart]

Hmmmm

[slow cedar]

damn

[hazy rampart]

There are good priced wheels though

[slow cedar]

at this point, you might as well drive a real car

[lone gorge]

theres good and bad priced everything

[hazy rampart]

It's an actual boat wheel though

Not sure why it came up for gaming wheel

[lone gorge]

i could find a whole ass boat for that price

[hazy rampart]

True

[lone gorge]

5k for a pontoon boat

[hazy rampart]

That's without tax

[slow cedar]

with that money, I can buy a used 2009 Nissan Altima

[lone gorge]

i could drink SO many redbulls with that kinda cash

cant stop till i get them damn wiiings

[slow cedar]

sooo much five guy's too

[lone gorge]

my local dispensary would love me

actually, that wouldnt rly get a ton

plenty

but not a ton

[slow cedar]

ypu

yup

[hazy rampart]

You can indeed

[lone gorge]

oh i knew this lmao. all you gotta do is find the right seller in the first place

[slow cedar]

damn

[hazy rampart]

Boat wheel distracting me from finding a game wheel

[lone gorge]

highly can recommend

https://fanatec.com/us-en/ready2race/csl-dd-ready2race-bundle-for-pc-5-nm?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxqayBhDFARIsAANWRnTSNHJio5S4VYvxf5VBzIz1yqSywDXmTsusa-L4XQy_9ZBRgvSVOWUaAlc3EALw_wcB

[hazy rampart]

What is logitech doing

[hazy rampart]

Nice

[lone gorge]

tf are these prices????? (meant to be a reply to the wheel)

lmao

[lone gorge]

for me in my list ull see its 1000$ cheaper XD

same product

[hazy rampart]

In usd it would be cheaper but still ovp

[lone gorge]

verrry

[hazy rampart]

Damn that's a lot cheaper

[lone gorge]

my jaw genuinely hit the floor when i saw ur price tags

like sure lemme just cut my own arm n leg off next

absurd prices xD

id almost wanna say a scam, BUT youd be recieving a product so, by definition its not

but a ripoff? hell yea

[hazy rampart]

Things are more expensive where I am ig

[hazy rampart]

Plenty of better cheaper options

[lone gorge]

deffinitely

[hazy rampart]

Most expensive wheel was 3200

[lone gorge]

wild.. lol

[vague hawk]

I unintentionally started something spectacular.

[slow cedar]

guys don't try to type after a long cubing session ._.

my hand genuinely hurts

[hazy rampart]

Oof

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-hand-closeopen-cyborg-gif-5042411

Solution

[hazy rampart]

Does anyone have ideas to base a fantasy creature off? I'm writing about a bunch of fantasy creatures I'm creating just for fun

[wise stream]

Birds

Birds aren’t real

[lone gorge]

not much of a creature but an idea. that theres a universe in a mirrors reflection. as if its identically you, however, the exact opposite in the world of the reflected

[hazy rampart]

My other idea was a desert whale, so a feathered desert whale that flies?

Imagine that flying at you

[vague hawk]

Hello.

[lone gorge]

lmao cant be any worse than appa

[hazy rampart]

Hmmm

Could work for something

[lone gorge]

i was gonna call the creature "mirror people" but its essentially just you, but like an anti you

[hazy rampart]

I was thinking maybe something that shows people a darker version of themselves, and maybe what power they could have if they embraced that darker version. Though that's kind of a weird concept

[lone gorge]

interacting with the mirror people will corrupt the natural version into the reflected form

they not mean, theyre manipulative

[hazy rampart]

Interesting

[lone gorge]

would be a fun concept to make a story on i thnk haha

[hazy rampart]

It would

[lone gorge]

as to what theyre end goals would be, im not sure rly yet

[hazy rampart]

I might make something similar to that concept

First I need to write about a flying feathered land whale

I was gonna make it live in the desert, but then the feathers won't make much sense. It would just overheat the animal

[lone gorge]

reflective feather

[sterile tartan]

There's birds in the desert
Maybe the whale's feathers are insulated to protect against heat

[lone gorge]

sunlight bounces off it as it insulates the inside regulating temp and keeping cool 😄

talk about same wavelengths xD

[sterile tartan]

Hehehe

[lone gorge]

cute tv :3

[hazy rampart]

Good idea

[undone moat]

I'M 25 NOW

[sterile tartan]

BIRTH

Oh fuck oh shit we've been talking long enough that I drew you a picture for your 21st birthday @undone moat

[undone moat]

yee!

4 goddamn years

[sterile tartan]

So long. Time is weird

[vague hawk]

EDGAR CODED.

[sterile tartan]

What if we referred to our age as "years born" every time
"Yeah I'm 25 years born"

Props to languages that might do that, which I'm not aware of

[lone gorge]

im 30 astrologicial revolutions young

[sterile tartan]

I'm 28 times revolved

[lone gorge]

now that sounds cool

[sterile tartan]

[sterile tartan]

It wasn't a good drawing but it was mildly prophetic
I can't say why

[wise stream]

Hello

[sterile tartan]

I sleep I think

[still tartan]

Happy birth

[wise stream]

May birthdays unite!

[hazy rampart]

Listening to the Minecraft Ost is so relaxing

[vague hawk]

LOCAL STAR ORBIT COMPLETED CELEBRATORY EVENT.

[wheat burrow]

Happy Birthday 🍻🍻🥳🥳

[severe idol]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i fixed my phone

[severe idol]

happy birthday 🍻

[pale meadow]

Congratulations on making it another lap around the sun

[pale meadow]

[night bobcat]

Lost my bet

Grats

[hallow isle]

Hi 25 I'm AdamB

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-adamvine-vine-gif-13324594

[severe idol]

i just relised gta doesnt have any roundabous in its map

how werid?

[brisk jasper]

That’s because the devs have to maintain the illusion that it’s supposed to represent America to their European audience

[severe idol]

i thought america had roundabouts

here in australia we minimic ig both europen and american road design then

[brisk jasper]

We do have roundabouts

[severe idol]

im guessing just uncommon or r* wanted to be steriotpical

[hallow isle]

GTA just has a very poor traffic AI. It'd not be able to navigate a roundabout without significant improvement.

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-car-crash-roundabout-funny-gif-17925885

[severe idol]

i remember them building this and what was there before was just a T intersection with 2 merge lanes (very dangerous high speed highway)

[wheat burrow]

Roundabouts are good if people can use them properly. Around the area I am now there’s so many people that don’t understand to be in certain lanes at certain points and there may as well be no round about because traffic ends up coming to a standstill as a result anyway.

[severe idol]

just like my city in city skylines lol

[agile bramble]

I'll take roundabout over traffic lights any day

[severe idol]

in my old subrb nearly every crossroad was a roundabout

[severe idol]

thats how our freewyas get clogged up with people not knowing how to merge

[wheat burrow]

Same yeah, but it’s a fucking nightmare when people stay on the outside perpetually and pass not one, not two, but three or four exits and stop the flow of traffic before they finally realise. Not to mention people rarely use their indicators on them around where I live.

[vague hawk]

Incorrect quote generator.

[hallow isle]

May I introduce you to Milton Keynes

I've probably missed a few

[wheat burrow]

As long as you got the magic one you’re good

[severe idol]

is the brittish

*that

[wheat burrow]

The magic round about is like three that all connect together basically lol

[hallow isle]

That's swindon, which although it has the big one isn't so bad

[wheat burrow]

Is it? I thought MK had it

[hallow isle]

nah

MK has the most roundabouts per capita

[pliant fjord]

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[hallow isle]

130 roundaboutes total

264,479 people

1 roundabout for every 2000 people

[wheat burrow]

Might have been what was in my mind. I remember driving through there by the hospital I think though and there was like a fucking dosie do situation going on lol

https://tenor.com/view/turn-around-cynthia-rhodes-penny-johnson-patrick-swayze-johnny-castle-gif-16964194

[severe idol]

canberra has a massive raoundabout

[hallow isle]

the A421 is a nightmare, literally a roundabout every mile for about 15 miles

[wheat burrow]

It was Aylesbury I was thinking of, it was when I came down through MK and into Aylesbury

This is the one I had in my head

[sly pivot]

Burger Daddy. <_<

[wheat burrow]

Lmao

Hey Alpaca

[sly pivot]

Hello :)

Weather is really nice here today. Grabbing a few beers today I think.

[wheat burrow]

Nice! Have one hundred for me

[sly pivot]

Just one? :p

[wheat burrow]

Sorry

There

😅

[sly pivot]

Ok if you insist.

[severe idol]

we copied you 😉

[hallow isle]

Who'd have thought a nation built by prisoners would be stealing

[severe idol]

we even stole your unis names into road names lol

[hallow isle]

Don't forget the ashes

[severe idol]

now thats just a skill issue

[wheat burrow]

I prefer the rugby to the cricket I must say

[severe idol]

i prefer to footy above all

[severe idol]

rubys ok but we have "State of orgion" basicaly each state playing ruby aginst each other

[dusty magnet]

good morning gamers

[night bobcat]

No u

[dusty magnet]

:0

i dont wanna work today 😦

im not ready for the week to start

[wheat burrow]

I feel that pain

[dusty magnet]

i got back from camping yesterday and feel like i need just one more day

[wheat burrow]

The sooner it’s started then the sooner it’s over though

[dusty magnet]

fair point]

least i get to work out today

[wheat burrow]

But yeah, fuck Monday

[undone moat]

your bet???

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/everyday-monday-garfield-calendar-monday-oh-no-gif-19321203

[dusty magnet]

at work we refer to the days of the week as "monday one, monday two, monday three..." etc.

[wheat burrow]

Haha

So this gif is not so horrifying for you then

[dusty magnet]

just an average week

[vague hawk]

But it's chewsday innit?

[dusty magnet]

gonna finish the martian today. not sure what i should listen to next

[vague hawk]

(Here, at least.)

Audiobooks are odd for me, but yeah they work.

I'll always prefer to read paperbacks though.

Right now, I'm reading the Wayfarers series.

[wheat burrow]

Yeah I prefer a real book, none of this e-reader crap either

[hallow isle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frd6R3Fp5iQ

[wheat burrow]

Soon enough for me

Actually no

I need more hours

Stay away Tuesday lol

[dusty magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jamming-music-gif-10759915

o o oa oa

unironcally that song slaps

[sly pivot]

The song was made to out all the weebs.

So, congrats on the weebness.

[dusty magnet]

i uhh

i hate that song

its bad

bad song

[sly pivot]

Sure buddy!

[dusty magnet]

not me resisting the urge to list how few animes ive watched to prove im not a weab to some stranger on the internet

[sly pivot]

_>

[dusty magnet]

as if it actually matters lmfao

[sly pivot]

Hahaha

I didn't really give any animes a chance.

[dusty magnet]

theres a few that ive enjoyed but i just dont watch much tv in general

[sly pivot]

That could do it.

Mostly the same for me. I can't even recall the last thing I watched.

[sly pivot]

That's a RABBIT, not a rabbit.

[dusty magnet]

beeg bun

[sly pivot]

Eats trees, not salads.

[dusty magnet]

guys is dlss worth it

i cant decide between radeon 7900xtx or a 4080

[wheat burrow]

I think the closest I get to anime is the South Park episode done like that or playing Pokemon perhaps lol

[dusty magnet]

hahaha

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/princess-kenny-south-park-kenny-mccormick-idk-anymore-gif-25219928

[agile bramble]

Compared to the AMD equivalent, I'd say yes, DLSS is very good.
And 40xx gets the 3.0 version of it

Also I believe AMD GPUs still have kinks with their drivers. Don't quote me on that

[brisk jasper]

Occasionally they do

It’s always Russian Roulette with updating your drivers

I still need to figure out what happened to my old GPU

Doesn’t particularly matter, since I have an upgrade, but it might be worth it to try and fix it, either for a spare PC or to sell it

[tight pagoda]

morning all

[limber fractal]

I need to steal this 🥞 emojo...

[civic ferry]

My favorite default emoji is 💠

I mean, it's an off-brand companion cube

[brisk jasper]

This one will stab you

https://tenor.com/view/portal-companion-cube-portal-cube-my-beloved-portal-my-beloved-gif-22618764

[dusty magnet]

Yeah it looks like the 4080 super is the same price and has nearly identical performance as the 7900xtx, but it has dlss 3 and better ray tracing. Thinking that's the way to go

[brisk jasper]

Yesterday I thought my GPU was just being slow, turns out it’s just my friend’s WiFi being, no exaggeration, fucking miserable

[dusty magnet]

Hahaha

[brisk jasper]

I was rubberbanding more than an actual rubberband

I think my friend’s packet loss is usually at around 60-70%

[agile bramble]

Green team is still dominating
Red team is still playing catch-up
And Blue team is.... late to the game 😄

[brisk jasper]

And we decided that letting him host almost every game is a good idea

[reef basin]

hi chat

[brisk jasper]

By the way, that new Abiotic Factor game is absurdly fun

It’s Half-Life but multiplayer survival

My friends and I played the demo, it was fantastic. The full release is just as amazing

[tight pagoda]

hello!

[dusty magnet]

I've got mad respect for blue team still trying tho. They haven't given up yet which is a good sign

[brisk jasper]

Also, my other friend is so good at Counterstrike he’s better than a good chunk of hackers

The ones that don’t blatantly cheat

(And bad at hacking)

[cursive agate]

I love cherry clear mechanical switches so satisfying

Cherry blacks are good too took that keyboard back because I was told they would be stiff... They really aren't a bunch of whimps claiming they are I swear

[brisk jasper]

I need to clean out my keyboard, it’s so full of dog hair.

And my keys are randomly shitting themselves, but I can usually fix it by, ahem, applying percussive maintenance

And the RGB lights are starting to break on the A key, it’s a different color from the others

I’m going to use that keyboard until the screws begin falling out, thought

[mild glade]

god forbid my brother has the same keyboard

i hate it

no tactile feedback at all

[mild glade]

blacks are good but not for prolonged typing. they lack tactileness but the heaviness compensates

made the mistake to get blacks

now i only keep blacks for 2 keys, the spacebar and my caps lock which is repurposed to being the escape key (vim user). the rest is browns

great balance between softness, travel time, tactileness and noise

[cursive agate]

I love cherry clears alot of feedback when I press them . I like blacks as well even for long periods but I'm a heavy typist so that's probably why. I also miss click on lighter keys
Browns are like clears but less of a bump.

If I ever get a new keyboard I'm taking all the clear out to use in any new one I get. Also aren't most space bars grey's?

[cursive agate]

Buannny

[toxic abyss]

pats the bunny

[tight pagoda]

ask permission. you dont want this to happen

https://tenor.com/view/easter-bunny-fighting-punch-gif-13986198

[pale meadow]

Didn't know they could be so violent lol

[lone gorge]

What if I did?

[tight pagoda]

what if you did what?

oh...wait

god im slow today

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-rabbit-bunny-gif-11190286

[wheat burrow]

That scene always gets me, the way the rabbit launches like that

[brisk jasper]

He didn’t wear enough armor, either

Clearly chainmail didn’t cut it

Because it wasn’t chainmail that was doing the cutting

[wheat burrow]

Well it is no ordinary rabbit, don’t forget

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmmm-toilet-sitting-on-the-gif-25811083

[tardy juniper]

it's annoying that on iIOS, I can zoom and pan an image inside discord, but on the native macos client, I have to open it in an external app for that

[limber fractal]

Good idea. Ty for reminder

[tight pagoda]

uh...huh

[wise stream]

I’m confused on what’s the good idea here

Kinda afraid too

[tight pagoda]

me too

XD

[tight pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-and-chicken-nurse-sick-cooties-hospital-gif-12552928

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-potty-crap-dump-pee-gif-4936177

[tight pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-fart-poop-pedo-cagar-shit-gif-5477700

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/old-dam-water-gif-25951784

[tight pagoda]

oh oh no

[eternal thorn]

I can feel this already

[tight pagoda]

you need more fiber

[eternal thorn]

Probably right, been a while since I've had any oatmeal

[tight pagoda]

what about water?

[eternal thorn]

I drink water all the time

[tight pagoda]

then yeah, fiber XD

[lone gorge]

Taco Bell gets me like

[grim viper]

So I’m hearing that HelloGames is working on a new game or something? From what I’ve seen it’s supposed to be like an Ark Survival evolved…clone??

[limber fractal]

We have a few links pinned in the #light-no-fire channel if you wanna take a look

[lament knot]

HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOO EVERYBODY

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-bread-gif-10184446768704095641

How’s your days going so far?

[wheat burrow]

No comment 😅

You can probably guess what I’m up to

How about you?

[lament knot]

Gonna have a sleep over at my grandmothers for a couple days… but also I gotta study for a math test that’s happening tomorrow

[wheat burrow]

Good luck for the test!

[tardy juniper]

the most important part of a test is a good night's sleep and good (but not large) meal

[lament knot]

Ty you two 😊

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/good-lad-demoflower-it-is-gif-22252469

[lament knot]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-gif-10455738442136230044

[reef basin]

being a human sucks i want to photosynthesize

[scarlet gorge]

Don’t we all

[lament knot]

Human moment

[keen bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-im-trying-to-work-out-what-i-can-do-about-that-nothing-the-grand-tour-car-cant-do-anything-gif-21805664

[flat echo]

hello all

[pale meadow]

That's me all the time lol

[wheat burrow]

You’re Jeremy Clarkson?

[pale meadow]

Lol, I wish

[wheat burrow]

lol

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-here-it-is-gif-17509158

[pliant fjord]

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[pale meadow]

Cheese!

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/schuladame-cheese-gif-22080846

[pale meadow]

Yes

[lucid granite]

i wanna cut off my tongue

[pale meadow]

Why?

[lucid granite]

it hurts >:(

[pale meadow]

What did you do to cause it?

[lucid granite]

ate a lot of sugar the past several months

[pale meadow]

Welcome to the club lol

I brush my teeth regularly and exercise a butt ton

[vague hawk]

Thanks Spotify. 🙏

FUNNY NATURE.

[hazy rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-27438892

Gotta love this lizard

[sterile tartan]

I have "rage rocktronic afternoon"

[vague hawk]

Frill Neck bb.

I saved one from a pool in Aus.

They're beautiful animals.

[sterile tartan]

Your dilophosaur is angy

[vague hawk]

Iconic Aussie Lizards.

[hazy rampart]

When I want to laugh I watch videos of them running at people

[vague hawk]

I found it lol.

SCIENCE IS FUN.

[hazy rampart]

Speaking of lizards I had to get a skink out of my toilet

[hazy rampart]

Nice

[wheat burrow]

Yep, absolutely. Awesome little things

[vague hawk]

Beautiful too.

Seems like funny nature to me.

[hazy rampart]

Nice sign

[wise stream]

Odd there’s no worm or lamp on it

[pale meadow]

Yeah, didn't come to mind lol

[tight pagoda]

hi all, im back!

[eternal thorn]

We gonna talk about the topless doom slayer?

[vague hawk]

Yes.

[pale meadow]

The what?

[sterile tartan]

Topless doomslayer

He even has his rabbit

[tight pagoda]

i wish this game kicked off. it still is really cool to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4mpWPJco0s

[pale meadow]

Oh no😱

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/i-go-meow-gif-14888915591449967112

[opaque tartan]

https://tamashiiweb.com/item/14850/

[keen bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-the-farm-the-ground-tour-bbc-top-gear-gif-22035316

@opaque tartan what is that link to?

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/breezy-hacker-im-in-matrix-laptop-gif-22983973

[keen bridge]

Skynet sword?

[wise stream]

Well swords DO hack

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-a-good-one-gif-13993813984575052097

[keen bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-thumbsup-computer-yep-gif-9657343

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-unhappy-stoneface-gif-12463115

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/live-smaug-reaction-lotr-hobbit-gif-14577150845272387065

[wheat burrow]

It’s done! Only been at my dark since 9am… and it’s now 03:40

Got a meeting at 9 again 🥲

Slàinte mhath

[slow cedar]

damn

[wheat burrow]

I’m very tired after the last 6 weeks of this

But, it’s done

That’s what matters 🥳

[slow cedar]

wait what's done?

[wheat burrow]

Proposal writing for a total of about 220 million euros of work

[slow cedar]

:O

[wheat burrow]

lol

[slow cedar]

wow

[hallow isle]

that's a lot of $1 hookers

[wheat burrow]

Just got to hope we win now haha

[wheat burrow]

Dude that’s trade secrets, you need to sign an NDA

[slow cedar]

imagine all the five guys you can get with that :o

[wheat burrow]

Can’t just blab it out on discord, we’ve have enough of that lately 😅

[hallow isle]

At least 14 guys. Maybe 15

[slow cedar]

._.

https://tenor.com/view/fiveguys-walter-white-meme-breaking-bad-four-guys-gif-26825468

[lucid granite]

MAYBE, just MAYBE... 16

[slow cedar]

you guys ruined the bit

:/

[wheat burrow]

I knew this was coming 😂

[lucid granite]

we just evolved the bit

[slow cedar]

it was a reference ._.

[wheat burrow]

I need to go to bed, I suspect my blood will be mainly coffee tomorrow (today)

Yikes.. meetings from 9 until 2 as well 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[lucid granite]

i cant get mocha anymore, so my blood will be crappy coffees

if i even go to work, i feel like absolute garbage rn

[wheat burrow]

I hope you feel better soon

[lucid granite]

usually this only lasts at most a week

i have thrush in my mouth 😩

[wheat burrow]

Ahh nightmare

[lucid granite]

absolutely awful crap, can hardly eat or talk

[wheat burrow]

You got something for it or you just riding it out?

[lucid granite]

ive got some disgusting mouthwash that helps, but still takes a while to work

[wheat burrow]

Well I hope it kicks in soon

[lucid granite]

me 2

[wheat burrow]

Right I’m going to get to bed, my little friendly blackbird is already on my roof singer her morning song and as beautiful is it and she is, I need to get to sleep before the rest of them join in 😂

Night all

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle

[dusty magnet]

guys should i be a drone pilot

answer: yes

fucking hell i cant get over how satisfying this keyboard is to type on

[wise stream]

Send video of said keyboard typing for confirmation

[dusty magnet]

i dont have a way to record it 😦

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-skywalker-no-star-wars-mark-hamill-hanging-on-gif-11368455

[opaque tartan]

I think you should be a drone

[dusty magnet]

bbbzzzzzzz

[opaque tartan]

Because you're a bee

[lucid granite]

dont need a license unless u wanna do it professionally

[dusty magnet]

yeah im looking at schooling for it

[still tartan]

[eternal thorn]

what's the benefit of picking an OC version of a card

seems like its slightly higher base clock for $30 more?

[dusty magnet]

yeah just an overclocked card. higher clock = better performance theoretically. will you notice that difference? im not totally convinced

[tardy juniper]

it also reduces the life of the card

[dusty magnet]

not necessarily true. as long as cooling is adequit, it shouldnt make a difference for the lifespan of the card

More extreme overclocking can potentially decrease the lifespan by making the card too hot, but you've gotta really crank it up, and even then it's still unlikely

[eternal thorn]

sure arent a lotta options for a 4070 ti super

ASUS is obviously down the shitter right now, unsure about Gigabyte as I haven't heard good stories about their RMA process but the 3060 Ti I got from them has a defective fan sensor

Didnt know the fan sensor was bad till it was out of warranty too

[dusty magnet]

50 series should be coming relatively soon. Just wait for those. In fact, by the time those come out, the 60 series should be on its way shortly so waiting for those is probably your best bet

[eternal thorn]

No I aint waiting atm

I was on a 7800 xt from a 3060 Ti and have been having nothing but trouble despite RMAs

AMD been fucking over their gpus over time, many people reporting that driver timeout failure I have on different gpus

[dusty magnet]

You don't wanna wait for the 7090? You're just wasting money then smh

[eternal thorn]

The problem is

[dusty magnet]

Honestly tho yeah. I was looking at the 7900xtx, but then I realized the 4080 super is the same price with better fratures

Features

[eternal thorn]

My 7800xt is currently bad, and I'm being offered a refund if I buy a new card since its past refund date
My 3060 Ti has a dead fan sensor so its currently got a jimmy-rigged case fan setup on it

[dusty magnet]

How much is a 4070ti

[eternal thorn]

Its more than a 7800xt

[dusty magnet]

Ah

Shits so overpriced now dude. I hate it here

[eternal thorn]

But they'll still cover the refund cost equivalent to the 7800xt, so its what I wanted either way

my 750w is gonna love a 4070 ti super I'm sure

[dusty magnet]

I miss pascal pricing

1080ti for what was it? $700?

[eternal thorn]

versus the 4070 now

[dusty magnet]

Fucking pain

[glad jacinth]

[dusty magnet]

Knew it

[eternal thorn]

ofc its gigabyte

[dusty magnet]

Roman with the early release

[eternal thorn]

emphasis on GIGA

[glad jacinth]

lol

[severe idol]

my phone is acual bad

its now saying the abttery is -2 degrees

and "cannot charge"

its not tho

[polar zealot]

Anyone up rn with sufficiently adequate knowledge on 90's alternative music?

theres this parody of a song on instagram and i need to know the source material

[hallow isle]

I existed in the 90s

@opaque tartan @night bobcat and @wheat burrow too

Autocorrect wanted to write exited but that was Kurt cobain, not me

[severe idol]

i wasnt born in the 90s but i listen to alot of 90s music, but maily australian hip-hop so adam is proboly better

[polar zealot]

this is the song

i need to know the source

im guessing its a 90's song cuz it sounds like one but im not certain

[severe idol]

like the song name? use shazam or google? or if you wanna know something else i wouldnt know

[polar zealot]

bro, i shazammed tf out of it for like 100000 million years, and it came up with nothing

its a parody of a real song

i need to know the original source material

[severe idol]

ohh

google does pardoies well but still yeah idk

[polar zealot]

wdym google does parodies well?

https://tenor.com/view/shut-shut-up-low-rank-rankism-stfu-gif-26439780

Actually

shazzam did chirp up one little snippet during my expedition, a completely unrelated song but still a bop 🙂

https://youtu.be/quK8K9-FKps?si=hGCWO3P-oCJL9Fc2

[opaque tartan]

@polar zealot I don't think it's a parody of anything in particular
https://youtu.be/nwXIpjQjEy8

[ocean pebble]

Good morning folks

[night bobcat]

You make me smile

Morning doggo

[wheat burrow]

It’s most likely supposed to be the Vengaboys

[opaque tartan]

@polar zealot unless it's this
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x5WhYUAOMDs&si=TDmfzu9yR0h5oXK4

[wheat burrow]

https://youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?feature=shared

This

Oh I’m talking about the song posted here

What song are we trying to determine what the parody could be of?

[polar zealot]

c:

bro tried to hit me with the google dialogue lol, also gm gleamy! 😊

[severe idol]

google does songs too

[night bobcat]

Morning LL

[polar zealot]

lmao

[severe idol]

why skull

google song finder is better than shazam

[polar zealot]

oh i delet it, ill repost it maybe. it was decided on a certain other public forum that it was indeed OC, but i swear it came from something else

[wheat burrow]

Yeah pop it back for me to hear and I’ll see

[polar zealot]

https://youtu.be/W0h-G4eGSvU?si=5Vk_z4bEK9vqA5RT

[wheat burrow]

Probably won’t be able to help but you never know lol

[polar zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/731544059050459156.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[severe idol]

wtf is that emoji?

[night bobcat]

Lol

[polar zealot]

@wheat burrow i swear ive heard it when i was in the womb or something

[wheat burrow]

lol

The chord progression does sound familiar but I can’t place it.

[polar zealot]

its drove me crazy for hours

[wheat burrow]

Not sure it’s a direct parody, like Nate says, but the music and lyric structure is based on something

[polar zealot]

agreed

ill never find it 😭

[severe idol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en-VSxBp0IY this song i swear ive heard before but its not ojn the radio anymore and hasnt been for a decade

[pliant fjord]

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[severe idol]

ok guntie

1999

[polar zealot]

how dare u "OK" guntypoo

Gunty does what they like.

🙂

[pliant fjord]

Thank you.

[wheat burrow]

Wait. Slash is a moderator?

Apparently there is a command to summon him

Moderator Slash command (please play me some guns n roses classics)

@night bobcat it’s broken

I’m unhappy, I wanted to meet slash

[night bobcat]

@polar zealot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

[night bobcat]

Gotta sub

[vague hawk]

This image is so stupid it makes me laugh.

[polar zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-six-six-flags-commercial-old-man-dancing-we-like-to-party-gif-26505208

How did we get here

[wheat burrow]

It’s always subscription models these days, smh

[night bobcat]

Actually it's a pint of blood each month

He's gotta stay alive

[wheat burrow]

From here

[wheat burrow]

Guntie or Slash?

[night bobcat]

Yes

[wheat burrow]

I see

[polar zealot]

THIS IS IT.

case closed.

i owe u one.

omg now i can fall asleep

[vague hawk]

My cat is meowing.

Because.

Kitty goes meow.

[night bobcat]

😄

[vague hawk]

She's now laying down next to me on the floor but her paws are positioned near one of the coffee table legs.

It's really cute.

She's doing that smol gentle purring as well.

[wheat burrow]

She’s an absolute little beauty

Give little cuddles from me please

[vague hawk]

I am giving her many cuddles.

I do a thing where I basically lay down with her until she falls asleep and settles because ever since Jazz passed last year, she's very loud and not as calm.

[hallow isle]

C, G, Am, F innit

I don't think it's a parody of anything, I think it's just using the same progression nearly every pop song uses

[vague hawk]

I didn't even realise this was a thing. Let alone of any character be on there. Literally HAL.

[wheat burrow]

Not just pop, a lot of metal also

[night bobcat]

I already won

[wheat burrow]

You won nothing

I saw you, Alpaca

Did you have the 100 beers for me?

[sly pivot]

I was going to make a joke but felt it too inappropriate so changed my mind.

[night bobcat]

Smart

[wheat burrow]

It’s always appropriate

You carry on and don’t let the mods bully you

[sly pivot]

What's the worst they can do, right? <_<

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-mod-gif-6343165295058974380

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-aurora-get-this-man-a-ban-gif-25968972

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-dream-come-true-bill-burr-saturday-night-live-its-a-reality-its-no-longer-a-dream-gif-18837488

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mute-ban-banned-muted-warned-gif-18588025

[wheat burrow]

Dude got skills

Here’s me rolling out one C bomb and I’m sat in the dusty hallway with no heating on while the rest of the class gets cookies and watches movies

I should improve

[sly pivot]

You make yourself sound like a rubbish superhero.

[ocean pebble]

Oh, it’s mod abuse? What’re you gonna do, tell the mods?

[severe idol]

kat

looks like my cat after i wake him up

[wheat burrow]

Tell the ex mods

[wheat burrow]

I am though, at least I thought as much

Like a corner store spiuper man

You know the ones with the wrong paint jobs so they don’t fully infringe on copyright laws

[sly pivot]

Hahaha

Colonel America instead of Captain America.

I know the ones.

[ocean pebble]

I’m the ex mods 🗿

Er well

One of them

[wheat burrow]

That’s why I’m telling you about it

Do something

[ocean pebble]

Nah

[wheat burrow]

You know where the bones are buried and the back doors into the system

[ocean pebble]

True, but I probably can’t say anything without incurring the wrath of the admins

Besides stuff may have changed since I was mod

[wheat burrow]

Then this falls back to mod abuse

[night bobcat]

We don't bury the bodies

We eat them

[wheat burrow]

Oh that doesn’t sound so bad actually

You want me to bring the beers?

[sly pivot]

100, at least.

[wheat burrow]

Exactly

See, alpaca gets it

[sly pivot]

Smoked meats and beers sounds a great time.

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-couple-pet-feather-bird-gif-17857931

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-owl-cute-gif-14853219

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/owls-looking-up-confused-gif-15361762

[hallow isle]

I was going to post that one

[steady vale]

Nuh

[hallow isle]

But saw the feather one

[steady vale]

Stick is better

[hallow isle]

Maybe

But

British owls are better

[wheat burrow]

Got a bit of a Boba Fett vibe

[hallow isle]

American owls look like they've got a 10 year meth habit

[steady vale]

I think you're confused

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-no-head-shake-nah-nope-gif-14584731721546414906

[hallow isle]

No I'm adamb

[steady vale]

First of all we both posted burrow owls

Second we have plenty of gorgeous owls

[wheat burrow]

All owls are beautiful

I love owls

[hallow isle]

Superior owl

[wheat burrow]

Barn owls have very amazing plumage

[hallow isle]

Barn owl after 10 years of meth

[wheat burrow]

Used to have one that would land on the apex of our roof I could see from my bedroom window when I was growing up

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-owl-flowers-owl-cute-cute-pet-cutest-gif-21727141

[wheat burrow]

Then also got to hold one at a bird of prey exhibition once. Amazing

And they are silent

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/klingon-star-trek-wos-bird-of-pray-transform-gif-17442688

[wheat burrow]

They would let it fly about and you didn’t know it was coming

[hallow isle]

Invisible too

Isn't it weird how we've just all accepted the term cloaking device even though one doesn't exist?

[wheat burrow]

I’ve watched enough sci-fi to know they are real, Adam, you can fool me

[steady vale]

Are you suggesting that this barn owl is british?

Because I found the source

[wheat burrow]

It’s got a bit of a Prince Harry vibe

[outer quiver]

Bnnuy

[wheat burrow]

Ahh good the owls will be hungry indeed

[hallow isle]

It's an Eurasian barn owl, we have to share with the continentals sadly

[cursive agate]

Who?

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/townshend-pete-the-who-rock-gif-5546136

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-claws-grab-angry-target-gif-3923627

[steady vale]

I'm pretty sure we have more barn owls than you

[hallow isle]

Probably more but ours are more majestic

I will concede you have better raccoons and possums

[cursive agate]

Who

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pete-townshend-the-who-guitar-smash-smash-guitar-gretsch-gif-24114981

[cursive agate]

@wheat burrow Do you think it's worth getting the galaxy s24 on contract but paint 60+ a month?

[wheat burrow]

I can’t lie, I have no idea. I’m a dirty apple user

[hallow isle]

It is never worth buying a phone from a telco

Never

[cursive agate]

Red Chinese communist spotted

[wheat burrow]

Lmao

[cursive agate]

Sorry been playing too much fallout lol

[wheat burrow]

All good

[hallow isle]

Always buy the phones outright and get a cheap sim only contract

[steady vale]

The photo you provided of your "majestic barn owl" was taken in America by some dude at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum

[hallow isle]

If you can't afford the phone, Don't buy it.

[wheat burrow]

In CZ it’s standard practice that you buy outright

So my last three have been that

[hallow isle]

Owl was on holibobs

[wheat burrow]

I thought it was a family intervention for his second cousin?

[steady vale]

What is a holibobs

[wheat burrow]

British for holidays

But colloquial

[hallow isle]

Yes

Holibobs is used mostly by wankers

My use is of course ironic

[brisk jasper]

You are the wanker

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bottom-rik-mayall-gif-9599110

[hallow isle]

No argument

[cursive agate]

I'm tempted to get the galaxy but at the same time I only want it for it's processor

[hallow isle]

Get an iPhone instead

[cursive agate]

When you're in a rush & you hear the door opening

[steady vale]

Well if you want to meet your "British Majestic Owl"
You can plan a trip to America
https://www.desertmuseum.org/visit/raptors.php

Also the guy who took the pic is named Shlomo Neuman

[hallow isle]

I'll just wait till he comes home

[cursive agate]

I'd rather drink bleach before I use one of those again. I'm curious only for the remapable button

[hallow isle]

I have some bleach

[cursive agate]

What flavor?

[hallow isle]

Pine

[steady vale]

[brisk jasper]

That’s what the shotgun trap is for. I still miss grandma though

[hallow isle]

Do you get the feeling you might be being wound up?

[steady vale]

I'm not upset

[brisk jasper]

“No no, the homicidal ideations are my normal state”

[hallow isle]

Tbf wishing violence on me is a common response to spending time listening to me

[wheat burrow]

Listening?

You tried that Rick roll already my friend

[brisk jasper]

A common response to listening to me is “dear god, does this bastard shut up?”

[wheat burrow]

Can confirm the feeling regarding reading your comments

[brisk jasper]

That or “how the hell did you get into my house”

[wheat burrow]

Listening I couldn’t say

My only real problem with you was when you ate the insulation in my walls

Otherwise no issue

[brisk jasper]

In my defense, it was good insulation

[vague hawk]

Cursed Terminator Jumpscare.

[hollow drum]

I was going to ask but you disappeared quickly

[hallow isle]

One person literally died on the spot rather than continue answering my questions

[wheat burrow]

It contained asbestos

[brisk jasper]

Yeah, that’s the good shit

[wheat burrow]

Yikes

[brisk jasper]

Well, I don’t like answering questions at the doctors either. Usually because I can feel my wallet draining the longer I talk

[wheat burrow]

So glad I don’t have the American healthcare system to deal with

[hallow isle]

I mean it could have been the AAA, but who's to know really

[vague hawk]

The SHEER fact that I'd need to go to the states to get better healthcare than where I currently live is fucking disgusting.

[wheat burrow]

I’ve had so many tests the last few years due to autoimmune and searching for potential brain tumours that it would have cost

[brisk jasper]

I think a crack head with a pair of safety scissors and some tape would incur less medical costs than going to a hospital

[hallow isle]

Hi there

[vague hawk]

Experimental surgery only done there that would help me.

[brisk jasper]

Yes, but legally you’re a paramedic, so it’s a felony to punch you

[wheat burrow]

Fuck

[hallow isle]

Not a paramedic but is still illegal to punch me

[brisk jasper]

Opposed to regular battery, which is a misdemeanor (in the states)

[pliant fjord]

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[hallow isle]

UK law doesn't consider grade, only uniform

[wheat burrow]

But Gunter it’s only Adam

[vague hawk]

Aya5wttssys.

[cursive agate]

Time for a sacrifice

[brisk jasper]

Fun fact, in the state of North Carolina, you get more of a penalty for stealing a Venus flytrap than you do for punching a paramedic in the face

[cursive agate]

When Gunter speaks

[hallow isle]

Brb inserting a Venus fly trap into a paramedics face hole

[pliant fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-lol-laugh-laughing-haha-gif-13627306455836812426

[wheat burrow]

Gunter approves

Adam, what did you do to piss of Guntie?

[hallow isle]

Keep getting the staff to strike my mutes and warns

[steady vale]

I just saw this, what's wrong with your opossums

[hallow isle]

We don't have any

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-really-now-i-know-nod-1k-gif-15884481

[steady vale]

What really, that's a shame

https://tenor.com/view/leader-mother-squad-lets-go-opossum-gif-13811040

[wheat burrow]

We have some stupid dogs that look a bit like them

[hallow isle]

We have no medium/large arboreal mammals at all

[wheat burrow]

But nothing as cute as real opossums

[hallow isle]

Few tree climbing rodents

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/opossum-babies-fur-good-morning-gif-3532471

[hallow isle]

Ferrets or weasels too, dunno if they climb

[wheat burrow]

They do

Pine martens also

[brisk jasper]

In NC, we just get bears

Bears and rednecks

[hallow isle]

We might be getting wolves back but a lot of people object

[cursive agate]

Or are they the same?

[brisk jasper]

No, the rednecks are significantly more dangerous

Bears won’t blow your face off

[cursive agate]

Befriend rednecks @brisk jasper if the world goes to crap they know how to survive

[wheat burrow]

I’m in favour

[brisk jasper]

They know how to stop other people from surviving

[cursive agate]

That also lol

[hallow isle]

Same

[wheat burrow]

Beavers too

[cursive agate]

I'm from a deeply rednecks state never felt safer we still leave out doors unlocked mostly

[wheat burrow]

And boosting the populations of the Scottish wild cats

[steady vale]

Have you watched Beastars

[brisk jasper]

Because all the criminals got shot

[hallow isle]

I wasn't aware Scotland was short of cougars tbh

[hallow isle]

I have not

[brisk jasper]

The fun kind or the old lady kind

[steady vale]

That's probably why people are concerned

[cursive agate]

Yes. Love stand your ground laws

[hallow isle]

Yes

[cursive agate]

Fiddlers disappear around here also so that's a bonus

[wheat burrow]

Yeah the population is drying up, been ages since one tried to approach me at night

[cursive agate]

So no more single cougars near you in advertising?

[steady vale]

are you still roaming around at night

[wheat burrow]

Looks that way, maybe I need to buy more cookies or something… the internet is always asking me if I accept them or not. Perhaps they ran out

[wheat burrow]

Always

[cursive agate]

The cookie monster finally at them all