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You wanna fuckin go
Me attempting to drink tea: mmm sweet hot water.
Me attempting to drink coffee: bitter
brittish person...detected
id rasther drink acid
š to the face
More for us, then.
Oop 
Newbies summoning Ban-tlejuice.
dude was just getting mileage out of the clown decor
I said fight not flirt
I think they had the bug where discord sends the same message multiple times
happened to me a couple of weeks back
No
Is this new Nitro features?
They were chanting
Oh that might have been it
the april fools thing
I'm sure one of the staff will be along to let them out of discord jail soon
However as an Australian they'll be feeling right at home
"Discord sure knows how to make a bloke feel welcome!"

Until then�
@severe idol Guntie's been extra vigilant with all these silly members getting their accounts compromised 
Is that like Vegemite? LOL
vegimite is š„š„š„
brittish even stole opur vengimite
made it marmite
And now we have termites smh
that doesn't sound true
I donāt know what either vegemite or marmiteās made of tbh
i belive vegitable extract
very alty
very good
idk abt marmite
I do like salt
proboly has tea in it
They scrape the bottom of the barrel after beer is finished brewing, wash it, then evaporate the residue until it's thick and tarry, blend it with a few things
youd love vegimite better than netulla
oh wheat proin
yeah
we made it better
I think these days they make the brewing residue themselves tho
not barrel scrapings any more
Ohh interesting
well
vegemite has things added to it to make it more paletable to a wider audience
i.e. they softened up marmite for y'all
nuhh uh
tea is just weak coffee
poi
?
Forgot to switch my oven from preheat to bake
heck
points of interst?
Poi is about the grossest thing I've ever eaten
On paper it sounds like it would be good
but holy shit is it not
yeah points of intest dont soound good
definitely an acquired taste for Hawaiians
what is poi
yyyymumumum
oh taro
give me\
the only good taro is yoko taro
RIP 
nahh the best thing is sugar cane juice
I had some in Hawaii at a luau
either it was a bad batch or its just naturally gross
All this stuff I never had 
no offense @steady vale
taro is what makes the purple boba tea
if you ever come to australia go to cairns by this sugar cane juice is fresh from the farms
dont go to sydney
overrated
@opaque tartan hates me tbh
No
Left me behind, didnt even tell me he was bout to fight bots again
Had to help some noobs

is someone having a skill issue?
Oh so you're helping Adam, my bad
Nobody can help Adam
listen here u little shit
I'm not little
be careful hell colonize u
I'm a big shit
You know this was boring and old the fifty thousandth time anyone had heard it
Shut up or youāll colonize wait how does this go
I can just link the conversation where I go ham and shit on everybody if you like
well coloinze you again
Stop it I'm blushing
well colizine the coliners
Sounds like someone has been at the Tide Pods
I'd be offended if we didn't have a museum filled with all y'all's shit
tide pods?
You know I'm taking it back right?
And I'll take it all to Rwanda
Really proud of this screenshot
Iāll take the big hat off some dudeās head and call that good enough
The church looks so pretty from this view
whats that from
Itās a lovely picture
what game?
Minecraft
oh
His minecraft build
yis
Damn impressive 
The Church of Hagia Sophia
thaaaaanks ā¤ļø
If you wear it with the heels nobody will argue
Hagia Sophia aint finished either
i played a modded world with some freinds and this thing crashed the sever forever it never rebooted
we had 650 mods
@hot rain
Basically what you do is fuse PokĆ©mon (thereās over 300000 possible combinations)
It creates someā¦uhhh abominations
Saw a spoiler for a book I'm reading. Am just a little grumpy about it
Perfect thanks
I canāt remember what I did. Did I have that thing pointed the wrong way?
Perhaps
Using the neuralyzer wrong, kicked
Also
B o o k s
Iām profoundly befuddled. Quite perplexed, mystically mortified
Are you saying they aren't real because they used the cover image instead of a photo of the book
They're sold in four separate formats, so they just use the cover
Love that they're not explaining
They're related to these. Saint is a prequel and The Last Legacy is sequel ish but follows different characters
The middle one is 3d
Okay
^
It makes the picture not of the book itself but a 2D image of the cover image
But it doesn't make them not real
The middle one is only sold in physical form so they use a picture of the physical product
And they sent me a sticker of a ps4
Maybe if I wasn't buying them from the author's page
Also Iām entirely joking btw
Loll
Ew yeah. Straight flower is yucky
Iāve been taking dabs off a pen for the past like 2 months, now I have to go to straight flower because my parents make 0 sense
Oh! Okay lol. Can never actually tell 
Ah my bad TwT
No worries
my computer is having fun rendering my shitty animation
maybe setting my background to a large plane with quite a few vertices and then adding like 200 cubes (each with a lot of vertices) was a really bad idea
does this mean I actually have to consider the physical constraints of my PC when making complex models and animations? Because if so, I'm still not going to
Anybody here know where I can find the Guilty Gear Strive agreements? (tos, etc.)
if so ping/dm me
Would it work better if you worked better?
my computer runs off of shitty wifi and pure hatred of the fact that I exist and play Darktide on it'
so no, it will not work better
But this has already answered me
If you had not made a mistake the machine could have given you the correct result
oh, look at Mr. IT over here
I'm tired and I want this thing to be done tonight so I can sleep
Sure, I can, but my brain cannot
I'm already running off of damaged parts here, I don't think abusing my think meat more would do anything for me
doesn't help that I don't know how to properly texture things, so everything looks like it was from 2003
I would take a screenshot of what I've made, but blender is currently silently screaming in agony
so I don't think I can get a good shot
and I can't pause the process I don't think
and I don't actually know what I'm doing, so for all I know I don't have to sit through this process again!
soooo, closing the window doesn't fix anything
or stop anything
I've spent around 5-6 hours on something that would make a professional laugh at me so hard they would die of a heart attack
Giving advice, KICKED
Also machines are never correct. Traitor
well, here's what all my effort lead to
(there is an animation for it, but that's not finished)
Ooh cool!! 
I always think Iād love blender but I never use it
I donāt think I have it in my soul
Blender has a really weird UI
Itās nice for modeling and animations, but not ideal for much else
And I wish it could save stuff as MP4 files and not as whatever the hell it saves to by default
Also, the built in lighting system is a little fucky, not rendering or showing while stuff is moving sometimes
Gotcha
Is it actually totally free to use? I think I was told it is, but I never looked into it
I would like to use it for modeling references for myself
Yeah, it is
Iāve had it installed for a while now, but havenāt actually messed with it too much until now
But now that I actually know what the hell Iām doing, I have a few more ambitious projects in mind

Nice!! I might see if I can run it on my laptop. I doubt it, but if I can make models thatād make drawing a hell of a lot easier
Well, in theory
Iād actually have to practice drawing and I keep getting caught up in other things 
I feel ya
And blender has a built in physics system thatās fun to mess with but really annoying to have multiple objects using physics
Especially if some other things donāt use physics
im so eepy 
Hey same
dave made me stay up so late
Itās 2AM and Iām just waiting for this stuff in Blender to render so I can sleep
Insomnia pals
Funnily enough, blender doesnāt tell you when a thing has rendered
oh thats nice of it
So I just have to wait for Blender to stop having a siezure
I might give it a try soon then if I can! Real simple stuff, I do not have time for actual projects yet š
well, I'm off to bed, it's too early to think properly
I do recommend it for modeling, it's very straightforward to learn how to model with Blender
Goodnight and good luck with the blendering 
i think i should sleep 4 hours, get up at 6 am, and force my sleep schedule to shift into normality
even tho this is ALL @scarlet gorge's fault
Sleep for 6 and wake up 2 hours earlier for few days, better than forcing self to stay up
nah ill just sleep till noon
Thatās the spirit
Literally shut up
YOU SHUT UP
it was the worst tycoon i have ever played
totally worth it
i got to wake up so many employees
beat it again
get 70
Now I HAVE to get back on
My most hated thing
Is losing something
Finding it
And then immediately losing it again
And then apparently finding it again
Easy solution replace hair follicles with Velcro and Velcro items on head
I hate losing something and looking for it the entire time itās in my hand
Or when youāre looking for your glasses and theyāre on your head already but you forgot you put them there. Made worse when you ask someone āhave you seen my glasses?ā. Made worse yet when the person says āNoā.
Made worse yet when someone says āwhereād you lose them at?ā
Well gee if I feckin knew..!
lol
Hello fellow sentient lifeforms.



Wacko kitty š
Where's my catnip, I smells it
Nope, lol sheās in heat š
Ya know what, actually looks pretty damn good
Tryna play with ma belly, kicked
@severe idol
Jaiyak (PC) ā Today at 2:50 PM yeah i did Physics, Law, Health and Phyiscial Ed, Digitital Technology, and VET agriculture lol
Nice
oops
Sorry, im scared of @night bobcat š
i thought we were in noff topicm lol
haha
i think i did ok in physics i did pass
got 60%, digital idk yet
but we start our netoweking unit next term
I can't remember those parts all to well, or what and how I did my work back then, all poof. I just grew out of it when I did something else none IT after that. Till now.
But I know everything ran on Windows 2000 š
i think i did shit on my coding assesment, the code was fine but you had to draw ui and stuff (im not arty)
Yeah UI is hard
Mmmm I too like to eat my own tongue
they have a block at my school on everything (even yt even though we need yt for some of our classes) somehow im the only one in the school who doesn thave the block, people keep asking what i did, i did nothing im worried people will snitch
The feline blep.
I don't know why it took him so long to put it away if he didn't want me touching it lol
Cat logic 101.
yippie
a pet shop opened near me
doesnt sell pets
only stuff for them
and finally i found cat grass there
but only seeds for it
not pre grown cat grass
which sucks tbh but ill try to grow it
morning all
Burnos diaz
hiiiiii
Are there any garden centres that sell the pre grown
what are garden centers
like things for gardening and shi?
Yeah they sell potted plants n shit
That kinda shit
ok yeau
yeah
theres one in the same building my grandma lives
litteraly under her balcony
like the outdoor section of a home depot
yugugu
ive never been to a home depot
i kinda want to though
ive seen one in romania
might go there next time i visit
changed my pfp lmao
You have garden centres in Serbia though
i dont see any in belgrade
@echo scarab Tvoj Garden Centar
+381 63 1084920
You need to buy that reindeer
i didnt know that exists
block 102a??
damn
im in block 70
thats kinda far away
ill see though
tomorow ig ill drive to it
Please use a car you own yourself
don't throw cigarette butts down the filler tube
Big Man Wehicle
Little beauty
oh my god
Same owl?
you wont just belive what happend
No clue
Probably
You destroyed a church full of orphans while stealing a cycle bike that was abandoned
Looks like it could be
i made a insolating mixture made of newspaper and water
close
and i used a shovel to mix it
it needs to be a shovel
nothing else
Good times
and it also hardens up after like a few hours if u dont keep adding water to moisturize it
I had a dream I was taking care of lions and running a daycare at the same time
Sounds like a potential accident ahead of time
there was a weird amount of poo everywhere and I don't think it belonged to the lions
Lmao
might just happen to me in the future
Poopin?
Did you poop in the lion enclosure?
Power move if so
Gotta assert my dominance
asserting dominance
Yep
I kicked the kids out and gave them to strangers
I'm assuming they were other employees or something. I just didn't want to deal with em.
The kids or the strangers?
The kids
Child labor camp lol
I had lions, didn't want no kids
Wait⦠maybe they were the lion food?
The lions get to use them for free?
No clue, tbh they were really lazy lions
Just lion around?

Oh boy
I wish we could record dreams
I don't
I've had some that I'd like to share
I've had some that should never be seen
There's plenty I wouldn't share
Brain does weird shit 
I have an annoying desire to redo all my emoji servers 
I don't like where everything is placed
Well not all of them, some are fine. Like my fish ones 
But there's already people in them so I'd end up poofing emoji and that would be rude 

I have an issue when I stop halfway with something and take long break. I never want to continue I just want to start over.
I'm like that with gaming too
blabber
Yeah Iāve said this a few times myself. Some of my dreams are awesome, like properly written horror movies from start to end lol
I think we all do
Embrace the chaos
it would be chaotic I have thousands of emoji
I just want to rename everything and group by theme and art style
Some I just hate now
Tycho probably has evil lil dreams that would melt our eyeballs if we ever saw them 
Probably relives his ancestors memories as a dinosaur
The avian urge to dismember hairless monkeys
I reckon you might be right. Some mornings I get him up and Iām all upbeat and the first thing he does he sink the beak into me like heās had a dream where I was treating him like an asshat and he didnāt separate this from reality lmao
Just eat yogurt in front of him n stare him down when he's being a lil fluffy grump.
He's a smol bean
This is exactly the kinda bird you're lookin for
Bird
Quaker parrot or monk parakeet
Same thing just different names
He actually likes it, shouldnāt really have too much but the vet said it wouldnāt hurt him in little doses.
Same with the cat, she's not supposed to have my tea
and I'm honsetly SO proud of how it came out
Have you added real Turkish people?

no
Weekend was like this
Labour of love
couldn't find a gif of a yogurt fountain, this is close enough
what was the plan
as far as I can tell that turned out exactly as expected
Iām thinking the plan was propulsion⦠but it turned out exactly as I would have imagined. Poor propulsion source and also didnāt give it a chance with a proper directional force
Looks good dude
Your meme got nuked
can't have shit these days
Yoink
Mfw my paycheck is more than I expected
the state too
the taco salad was delicious
@hardy flint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wgbtOvCOKw
Clip from the classic Mel Stuart film Starring Gene Wilder
OMFG no
This was IRS
@wheat burrow I dunno when I'll be done cause Ceryn is coming home soon but I do a little doodle
I probably need to fix one of his cheeks
I was speed doodling cause Ceryn was gonna be home soon so kind of sloppy and uneven
@steady vale amazeballs
I edit cheek, now I noticed eyes are messed up, will figure that out later 
Ive been wanting to give Cail an updated pic for quite sometime now. Ive just have had zero motivation to doodle. 
Meanwhile adamb is doing his finest work
I love it. Not even joking. Its perfect.
sloppy and uneven smh
truthfully I stole it

shame
its okay to use other art as references/inspiration when practicing, but dont steal the actual art 
Bad 
Now go to your timeout corner
and think about what you did
Didn't even draw it himself
You're as bad as Midjourney
Hes busy driving
I didn't get a message or anything
Only the funny ones get deleted
Drivin me up the fahkin wall
Nah the one about masturbation got left for ages and that was hilarious
Had a cat on it iirc
just reminded me of one of my finest pranks
No
House at uni had high ceilings, like 2.5M
Adam no
housemate had a date coming over
Sometimes stuffed just gets missed. When I was browsing the early NMS screenshots I found nazi swastikas lol
What the
I guess Space Nazis exist
I made sure to tell Red, it got removed 
Guess this server used to be different lol
Naturally I printed out a papercraft cat head, assembled it, printed out "ceiling cat is watching you", got a ladder and stuck it to the ceiling in his room above the bed
Ok that's a good one
then hid the ladder
Hahahahaha
Prick move
I like it
Had my bailiff mate round today
To shit up the moped drivers
None of those guys want to give me 500 quid
it did
It was worse
has changed ownership
Who bought it
Really bad ROI
@hallow isle ok so, yeah I know she's a bit mad and might murder me but
"Everything is cool. Just wanted to hear your voice. Nothing big or small"
That's too cute man
She's recording samples so she can phone in an albi
š¤£
Was like almost a decade ago now so.
Shit, that long?
2016, so yeah.
I guess it nearly has been
And I work at Reddit now so actually have met, and chilled, with the admin who facilitated it.
Omg Knova, it's perfect!!! Will you share the end result?

I was busy fighting beavers then
That's awesome, surprised there are still so many of the old guard working at reddit
At this rate too I guess the game might get a 10th anniversary update while still being "in service"
Bloody well better do
Still not as old as Nate though.
the universe
This lil shit too
Why is everyone turning into clowns
Can you get Adam and I a hat and keychain?
I just want some really shit merch
I mean Shira was already but
Yea of course, it's just not gonna be today. Don't have access to the comp now. Dunno when I can promise it's completion cause my schedule is random 
I'll see if there's excess.
Clown is polite
You're amazing
I only collect tacky merch from corporate
If something is too good I give it to someone else
You'd have loved the desk we had at our old office
Any time anyone went to a conference, any of the crap they got went to a dedicated desk
I just want a mug with a company name and some bullshit like excellence in squiggly writing
loot box
This is exactly the kind of shit I live for
Aside from my pilot G2's, I've not bought a pen in years
Good pens those
the best
i want to get a pen thats like the old fashioned dip pens but with the ink inside
fountain pen?
Old fashioned?
just buy one, even the cheap ones are good these days
We had those at school
There's a discord loot box?
considering feeding my addiction...
yeah u get a clown border

where
Remember that magical world Ceryn and I sent you
You're like my first gf from secondary school
I do not
Get a Parker with some nice cartridges
I'm not sure it's active anymore anyways
No basmati rice or TVs in them
Antique
Try #no-mans-sky or maybe #nms-questions to ask about the upate 
You can only build haulers fighters or scouting there is no possible way to build a sentinal ship you gotta kill a sentinal mother ship to find one
Oh
You should change your name to Bumbles Balarkey
I never thought I'd see the day
Fuckin clown
That's at least 6 drinks you owe me now
Hagia Sophia looks menacing from the nearby village
Are you sure your old man liver can handle it

I'm so dead inside it's not even a challenge to drink you under the table
W O R M Y
skill issue
@brisk jasper
like that, but I was standing still and my camera got detached because that's how fast I moved
first one is a 6 way freeway exchange, second one is a city small, the rest are a promonade a built
to view, enable Link Preview 
why gunter
Ah that's awful 
Yes. Fortunately nobody died
The whole valley was hit that's multiple towns
125k people w/o power
Jeez that's crazy, glad everyone is safe 
I don't even know any of this
I didn't either, but it gave off concerning vibes, so decided to do lil research. Avoiding doing too much research tho, don't want weird ads 
Montimer is a bat. He is a carnivore and a predator.
Larry is a mouse, and he is nothing but prey.
One day running through the forest, Larry is trapped by Montimer and is forced to raise a baby mouse in exchange for not taking her place as Montimer's dinner.
But... is this bat telling the truth? Who is he? ..Maybe he's just an angel.
Here's this then it's bl but it's pretty good
I haven't checked in the freezer yet & I'm afraid to lol
If it was kept closed, and it wasn't too hot in the house, it might be okay.
It was kept closed the whole time wouldn't let anyone open it lol
I was like a dad with a thermostat
Ice and ice cream are you quickest rule of thumb. If either of those are melted fully, you got issues.
We lose power here at least two or three times a year.
Fridge stuff is mostly heavily processed stuff like bologna & the ice cream was already past it's date so I'll chuck that out
Hope the pork roast is good
It's a large oval shaped one
Well, if it looks okay, or is still good and cold, you could always cook it today/tomorrow.
All depends on how it looks when you open up, and how daring you are.
If you cook it to borderline charcoal it might be okay 
I need this in my life
Someone teach me how to make 3k fast
Cos the embed for some reason doesnāt wanna show the photos
Here
Or, y'know, learn to craft stuff.
The gaming shop I go to has a fully wearable Space Marines armor suit in the window.
I am not crafty
At all
Iāve tried many times to make things and I just suck at it TwT
It's okay, I bet everything you make is lovely 
Crafting is the only form of art that is teachable despite your natural ability.
Find a tutorial, follow it. Do it enough, you'll be able to make changes as you go.
I canāt even build a normal looking house in minecraft š
I get frustrated real fast but someday Iāll give crafting a go 
this is a really good resource to get you started https://nomansskyrecipes.com/
Unlock new possibilities in No Man's Sky with our comprehensive list of in game items and recipes. From rare resources to exotic ingredients, our guide has everything you need to take your game to the next level. Discover the secrets of the universe today!
I started knowing nothing, with no skills, no tutorials, and made shitty customs until I finally got better. Took years on my end, but eventually I got pretty good.
Tragically, I cannot read 
this explains so much
Doesn't matter it's still precious cause you made it 
I love seeing other people's creations
You can make a house in Minecraft? I just live in the caves
You can live in the caves? I just run screaming in circles all night.
Dig A Hole 
I actually used to do that all the time
Like unironically
I made this once using ai
That pose looks uncomfortable as fuck
I remember an Enderman coming over to my first dirt house and just taking a piece and scuttling away. I was like, no problem wasn't using that I guess 
What in the goddamn?
Taxes 
Enderman are so cute when they arenāt trying to kill you
They even say hello and whatās up sometimes
Oh maybe 
Maybe my favorite mob 
I wish there were ender variants of mobs
Like ender pigs
Or ender cows
Ender wolves
(Tameable)
I hate Endermen. I always get stuck with that one that likes to just rub up against me for minutes on end, daring me to look up.
Real
That is their equivalent to spraying them with hydrochloric acid
Lmfao
Well they better stop taking my dirt 
I actually don't mind, I think endermen are adorable 
They can have all of my dirt. I have to dig screaming holes to dispose of all the dirt I end up with.
Pouring acid on someone is a felony. Like, with 20+ years of jail time
Your services are appreciated.
My mind will never be the same again š¤£
Well they feloneed to stop touching our dirt then
All dirt belongs to the king
Do you want diorite too 
I ain't scared o you
I like diorite. Good material for brightening up an area.
Murdering someone because you made eye contact is also a felony.
I like to make it the polished(?) version and use it like tile in a kitchen or something like that
I havenāt done Minecraft in a long while
Been quite a while for me too actually
Ease back into it. Do too much Minecraft, you could end up in the hospital with an overdose.
Nah, I got bored with the gameplay loop
I use Minecraft as meditation. If I want to relax, I just go in and flatten a continent.
I spend a lot of time in caves when I play Minecraft
Kind of random @still tartan but since you were unfamiliar with Dendrite, have you looked into Okenite
?
Fidget is under my feet, purring, while kneading and nursing on Nonny's belly.
To get the full wrongness, they're both adult cats, and Nonny is a fixed tomcat.
If not you should. It's cute.
I'm gonna name my next Kubrow Okenite, cause they fuzzballs now
Iāve heard that word but never saw one!! Speaking of dendrite I saw a really cool sample on a shop online but the shipping was too absurd for me
so Iām hoping to find something semi-locally

Awww those are so cute
Like within a few hours drive, not Illinois
Iād drive two hours for rocks
someday Iāll drive to Utah and visit those absolutely gorgeous shops again. Thatās like my dream location for rock shopping
but not exactly a trip I can make right now
If I ever win the lottery I'm gonna have so many rocks 
Truuuuuth
I read that first bit and immediately āUranium Feverā started playing in my mind
Either of you weirdos want rocks, come get some.
I visited to spend time with my dad and he took me to check out some cool shops. They actually had a chunk of uranium ore on display
but obviously I couldnāt take that on the plane home lmao
You canāt take gallium on planes either
South Dakota has pink granite. Our roads are pink.
TSA must hate rocks
I bought a bunch of neat lil rocks and packaged them so they wouldnāt get damaged and then security unwrapped every single one and tossed it back in 
Yeah, theyāre jerks like that
Like ooh guess what itās another fuckin rock can i go now
jerks
Iāve seen pics of security messing with ashes

Like, of the human variety
They can honestly be the absolute worst
People are AIDS
Any kind of law enforcement attracts the worst kind of people like moths to a spotlight
Unfortunate
Like, holy fuck my guy, I want to bring Grandma to another state, you donāt have to scatter her ashes for me right here

I always prefer to drive if time allows
They do exist
We need dragon or giant spider mounts 
I almost forgot that you have the unfortunate affliction known as being British. TSA will search every nook and cranny in your bags and occasionally your person if they can justify the paperwork
Giant scorpion mount
Weird, never been searched
Ceryn would like that
I'm also brown with a beard, not once
I literally look like a stereotypical terrorist
Go buy a lottery ticket with that luck
My bags get held up all the time. My incredibly suspicious sketchbook 
I don't gamble
Only try my luck with the ladies
Word of advice, donāt keep your hands in your pockets. They will check you for cocaine.
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Comet Pons-Brooks at Night
Explanation: In dark evening skies over June Lake, northern hemisphere, planet Earth, Comet 12P/Pons-Brooks stood just above the western horizon on March 30. Its twisted turbulent ion tail and diffuse greenish coma are captured in this two degree wide telescopic field of view along with bright yellowish star Hamal also known as Alpha Arietis. Now Pons-Brooks has moved out of the northern night though, approaching perihelion on April 21. On April 8 you might still spot the comet in daytime skies. But to do it, you will have to stand in the path of totality and look away from the spectacle of an alluring solar corona and totally eclipsed Sun.
They secretly just wanted to look at your gorgeous artwork
Do you look like a meth head or something?
And Iām saying that as a guy so white I flashbang people when I step into bright light
But what if my brick of cocaine falls out of my pocket because I'm not holding it?
Maybe my stellar resting bitchh face makes them think Iām a danger
Well, good luck explaining the bag of South American salt to the very annoyed and spiteful airport security
Or those guns you pack everywhere. LOL
Walking around with your hands in your pockets is just bad manners
Pshhhh nah
I'll make a cake out of it to prove its icing sugar
a very moreish cake
"That bitch, yeah that one right there
Cavity too"
I had the cops called on me at Walmart once
had a hoodie on, late at night
I was sick
needed meds
You're both asking for it
You in a hoodie lookin like you're gonna shank someone
Wormy
A few absolute specimens on our favorite shit hole called TikTok brought a 1w laser pointer on a plane and pointed it at people. They were arrested for terrorism
Noooo 
Being Wormy
Have to be an idiot for even trying
If you have to transport what is basically a precision flamethrower on a plane, at least take the batteries out and explain it to TSA
I know who called too, kind of wanted to 
Ginormous Karen at a subway glaring at me while I was walking towards the med section 
I try to remember to smile politely but airports make me feel so anxious and ticked off, by the time Iām at security I want to simply walk hundreds of miles instead
GINORMOUS KAREN
Kicked
lol
Airports donāt freak me out. Now, the people who are in said airports are another thing altogether
@steady vale I would have gone over and offered candy
I meant she was like a "major bitch looking lady"
She was like 600 pounds, but that wasn't what I was originally pointing out 
You can be any size and be a perfectly wonderful human being 
The candy being a right hook 
Nah I can't hit a lady, but I can abuse them verbally, reeeeeal good
People gotta remember how to mind they business 
Alright, letās get past the obligatory preemptive Twitter apology and on to what matters: how horrible was she
I'd fight you though @still tartan
Porque no los dos
On sight
Pork loin times two?
Yes, please.
My policy is āyou hit me, brace for impactā. Now, I have the muscle mass of an anemic scarecrow, but I do not give a shit about who or where Iām hitting
Horrible enough to call the cops on someone for no reason other than to be a bitch 
I got slimmer than I wanted to be recently
Iāve always wanted to all out elbow drop someone
I also have sharp elbows
Her tiddies had tiddies
Hit em with the RKO outta no where
I got muscles
feels good. building em up
Hauling boats and gear
Unless it's Wormy
Keep talkin it up, I'm used to this
Itās never okay to make fun of people for their age unless itās Nate
Swole af breh
I've been at the gym
I've been doing martial arts
Hi used to this Iām dad
Itās not bullying if itās true
I'm not calling you Dad
Mean-spirited honesty 
Pops
Yet
No
Oh yeah it's happnin
Such a tease old man
I always thought you needed an early alert system
That's the smell
Howās the Cretaceous treating you
I think Nate was around when the earth was still molten rock
Well I need a little top up on blood of the innocents
Got some?
Witnessed the first microorganisms
Me? Never
Became the first bio weapon
I would make a Queen Elizabeth joke, but I donāt think itād land quite as well as it had in the past
Um⦠who else is old as hell but still alive?
Other than Nate
Out of ideas
I've been around so long and witnessed the birth of great civilisations.
And also you people
Someone said Gleam is old, but I never got confirmation
I hear there knees creaking from here
Nate, thatās called a retirement home
My knees been cracking since I was tiny
I can crack my elbows
My bones donāt like me much either Iāll be honest
They're just noisy, no idea why 
Creaking not cracking
Somewhere else I'd get more attention than you.
They're after the life insurance
I guess that'll be my future
They want my rocks
Your legs want your rocks?
It's because you're a 50 yr old trucker, Bob you need to look after yourself
How do you punish a pet rock for peeing inside ?
Or my legs 
What type of rocks we talking? Sandstone, or something a lot shinier?
Maybe my legs need rocks 
With a double barrel, because that is clearly not a rock
I donāt know even what Iām saying I need to go shower and sleep. Field work in the morning 
Go on then
That sounds like a cozy job 
Multitask and sleep while showering
I need to go to sleep too, or else weāre going to have a repeat of last night
Longer you stay more likely there will be a fight
Bro what
You didn't need to edit that
Welp, off to my state of ambiguous brain activity
Goodnight everyone 
Sleep well
Night
You should get back to your coffin as well, Dracula (the joke is that vampires are old)
No, I wanna play some games
Barely had a chance today
Do you just leave Helldivers running 
Nah sometimes I'm reading stuff in there
Yeah, I waste too much time reading the chat too 
So much funny shit in there
I used to do that
When I got no sleep and had to go to school every morning
Ahhh multitasking. Very good
Love it!!
looks really awesome š
Trying to remind my brain that no, I don't dislike all the books I'm reading, I'm just excited to get my new ones that are related to ones I finished recently lol
To be honest I think it looks pretty spot on. He sometimes has a little look to his eyes like that
I didn't know I needed whao android on a old flip phone like like pree ics too
They're just unaligned, just something off with em. Not sure what I'm gonna fix about it, we'll just see what happens when I work on it. I'll try not to make it worse 
I know this pain 
I haven't been much of a book person recently, but when I am I get nasty addictions/obsessions
Gotta finish the series before touching anything else. 
Then die cause there's no more
Which series got ya all excited?
Or maybe by related you mean theme/genre?
We're all a bunch of clowns 
No problem, I donāt like to stand in the way of an artist and their creations š
Iām sure youāll figure it out and I look forward to seeing it once youāre happy with it.
I'm a very lazy artist, I might just add a dot and be like yes perfect š©
Haha sounds like the sort of thing Iād do, if I could actually draw in the first place
Have you drawn Tycho?
Never, I cannot draw, it would be awful; trust me
No such thing. Everyone has their own style and limitations. Not having much experience doesn't make your art bad
It's precious and unique to you. 
Every time I see something that someone genuinely made it just makes me happy 
Which is why Adamb is a disappointment 
Bad @hallow isle Bad I'm still upset 
You owe me a real drawing 
I still love what he posted but I'm upset that it wasn't genuinely his own art 
I can try one day to draw Tycho and then you can tell me
The Narrows universe by Adrienne Young. There's only four books and a novella so far but the way the novella ended, it felt like there might be more. I've only read two of the actual books so far and the other two are in transit
It will be like a stick bird got hit by a steamroller and then set on fire and doused in acid
I haven't been completely unable to read stuff. But I did get slightly annoyed by how long the book I'm currently reading is, and started one that's less than 300 pages instead lol
I'll still love it 
Iāll try
Peeked at it
Sounds interesting 
I like that the character is a redhead. I'm a big fan of redhead characters 
She's kind of a badass too. I love her
With the way the trading companies work and a portion of the books taking place on ships, it gives a very piratey feel that I love
That's what matters
personal effort and creativity
My mom made this silly lil ostrich once. She's not an artist, but it's something I'll always remember and appreciate. Cause she drew something and it was hers and she showed me 
Precisely lmao
My mom who can only draw geometric stuff drew a little representation of one of my characters to show me how to draw counters once. It was awesome and cute
That's awesome 
Sleep time 
Sleep well
LOL that Russian guy is a legend
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Love that my discord just decided I don't need to know about pings if I'm watching videos
It tells me when my phone is idle but not if I'm doing stuff lol
Gorgeous
And I'm not old, I'm seasoned

I was starting to get bored with this book I started (as a break from the long one)
Then someone got shot by a person he thought was rescuing him
hate when that happens
I need to know what the kid can do
It's a mystery so far
"Who turned you into Rambo Girl!?"
She shot a spare fuel tank on the helicopter the bad guys had
I feel like the little kid has some sort of powers
Little bit of salt and pepper on you?
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