#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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night blade
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I could still play Minecraft with farming mods, so, yeah

hard vine
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catjam

flat echo
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The newspaper btw

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also hard to find one this old from Cunard White Star

hard vine
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for context this ui and all is very reminicent of stardew given same publisher i think

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im all for it i got the game for the dlc thats coming later XD

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so basically "stardew eastward edition" (sort of)

eternal thorn
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Clint Eastward???

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||yes I know it's Eastwood||

hard vine
slender quartz
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Scale of what?

mint spear
elder shale
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Scale of the bullshit he's about to spew

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Lmfao jk

night blade
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Wow Vasco

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savge

elder shale
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I said that completely with no context to the conversation

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So uh

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If I offended anyone or it was a sensitive topic

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Well

night blade
elder shale
night blade
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Am offended

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(not)

hard vine
night blade
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But that's a savage entry

elder shale
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Freya keeps trilling

hard vine
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slap @elder shale

elder shale
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and makes me wanna squish her more

night blade
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baby

inland grotto
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SQUISH THAT CAT!

slender quartz
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Houdini is randomly screaming. Apparently she's in heat again.

night blade
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already

hard vine
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ronin o/

inland grotto
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Poor girl.

hard vine
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"again"? o_0

mint spear
elder shale
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Cat's heat isn't on a regular period.

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It can vary wildly

slender quartz
night blade
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I remember my sister's cat

slender quartz
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Being in heat does them no harm, and for the $250 fee to get her fixed, I can put up with a random screaming session off and on.

night blade
elder shale
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That's not strictly true, and they can develop other issues later in life. Although, I don't blame you for not doing it given the circumstances.

night blade
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baby

elder shale
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The Freyster

night blade
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she has less a baby face

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almost an adult

slender quartz
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In thirty-odd years, I've never had a cat have health issues from being unfixed. Although I've had a few get serious complications from pregnancy, which is why there are no unfixed toms in my house.

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(That, and by god, I don't need any more kittens.)

elder shale
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Lmao

arctic lichen
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Hello

elder shale
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Hi

night blade
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hi

night blade
elder shale
night blade
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beautiful

elder shale
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Currently nibbling my socks

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Nvm she got up

night blade
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i do want to carry her and scratch

slender quartz
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Houdini, between screaming sessions.

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night blade
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i want cats :(

slender quartz
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Come get some.

elder shale
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This sassy cat

night blade
elder shale
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I see her starting to paw a cable to eventually chew, I call her out on it. She pretends to go lick her paw

slender quartz
elder shale
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I CAN TELL FREYA

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I CAN TELL

night blade
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she wants yo attention

elder shale
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She's getting it

night blade
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moar

elder shale
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I'm literally just giving her attention while this game installs

night blade
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moar

slender quartz
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When she's not in heat, Houdini is quiet. rarely makes any sound besides purring.

elder shale
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Freya trills, meows, chirps, activates, talks in her sleep, etc.

slender quartz
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Most of my cats are quiet, unless they want something.

elder shale
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But doesn't do the blood-curdling night meows (yet?)

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so

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vocal but not the annoying kind

slender quartz
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Fidget grunts instead of meowing.

night blade
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she talkative

elder shale
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We have conversations

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I need to rewatch that movie

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and cry some more

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I think it's the only movie with Tom Cruise I actually like

night blade
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I'll always remember my ex's flatmate's cat with her "Oh hey, how are you"

inland grotto
elder shale
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Well, other than Top Gun but I like Top Gun in spite of Cruise, whereas I like Cruise in The Last Samurai

night blade
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ha I knew I knew that face

slender quartz
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I call Singularity "Grumble Pump", because she just snarls and squalls and grumps constantly.

hard vine
inland grotto
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I generally don’t like Cruise because of him being a Scientologist.

night blade
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ah yeah there is that

elder shale
pale meadow
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Eh, I look past it at this point

night blade
elder shale
night blade
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with an axe?

pale meadow
elder shale
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If the axe is called Critical Thinking, yes.

night blade
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No it's not

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Other things are called Critical Thinking, but not that axe

pale meadow
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Yes, I was taught it

elder shale
pale meadow
pure sapphire
hallow isle
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blue

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they don't do blue any more

undone moat
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weed.

outer quiver
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just saw my neighbor open a coconut with their bare hands

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what the hell am I living next to

jovial dragon
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Holy hell, some police are fucking morons.

tardy juniper
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cocunuts aren't that tough, it's their husks that suck

outer quiver
jovial dragon
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Or rather, drop the rock on the coconut.

tardy juniper
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or use a big fucking knife

jovial dragon
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Nah, won't work.

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Those nuts are a lot tougher then you think they are.

tardy juniper
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then your knife is too small

jovial dragon
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Perhaps.

tardy juniper
jovial dragon
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Give me your milk

polar zealot
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i checked a mousetrap once and it had a mummified mouse on its tummy, with the trap part snapped across its back, with an arm outstretched towards the cheese bait

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Frozen in time

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Fixated on the prize

elder shale
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Oh Freya of the Laundry Basket, what is your wisdom

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flat echo
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awww

elder shale
foggy lark
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Lads, I am truly having an epic gamer moment

pale meadow
elder shale
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Shame the GPU isn't white also

foggy lark
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i think it actually works really well color-wise when the glass is put on

pale meadow
foggy lark
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Had a company put it together from parts I selected myself

pale meadow
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Which one?

hallow isle
foggy lark
pale meadow
pale meadow
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A white GPU is always more expensive sip

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You all would know if you built your computers

sterile tartan
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Blah blah PC

tardy juniper
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I can't even make a joke about how I'm a bi-gamer for both pc and console, because I also play on mac and iPad

pale meadow
craggy canyon
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PC all the way

inland grotto
pale meadow
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I respect you more if you build it

vague hawk
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Does anyone else have issues with their parents listening and respecting them?

tardy juniper
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I don't build computers anymore, I'm 47, I just don't want to make any more blood sacrifices

pale meadow
vague hawk
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Same.

inland grotto
tardy juniper
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Nah, my dad is dead, and my mom and I get along great

vague hawk
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I'm actually really pissed off so I'm coming in here to calm down.

vague hawk
pale meadow
vague hawk
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My mum and I get along well, she understands what I'm going through.

tardy juniper
vague hawk
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My dad doesn't and I'm close with him, but sometimes he doesn't try to understand or respect certain boundaries and I get angry with him.

vague hawk
pale meadow
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For some parents it's hard

tardy juniper
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He was as respectful as he needed to be to keep my mom from getting angry with him

inland grotto
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I love how queer this server is.

gloomy moss
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me on my way to dick in michigan

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👍

vague hawk
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Tbh neither understand me being NB but I don't care about that right now.

pale meadow
vague hawk
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Too difficult to explain.

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Somehow it's easier for them to accept my brother being gay than me being asexual and NB.

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Which sucks.

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That's not what the argument was about though.

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Argument about things relating to health and my own personal struggles that my dad doesn't really try to understand.

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And he always yells and makes things stressful, which makes me yell and just want to be alone all the time.

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I hate stress.

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I'm never not stressed.

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Every single time I hear a noise my heart rate skyrockets as well.

tardy juniper
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Sounds like you need a change of scenery, and probably a therapist

pale meadow
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Do you have things that relive it?

vague hawk
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I have therapy but I need to live elsewhere.

pale meadow
vague hawk
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I'm desperate to live elsewhere.

vague hawk
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My parents also got separated but can't afford to live in different houses due to how stupidly expensive everything is here.

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I can't stand when they fight.

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I physically want to tear the flesh from my bones.

pale meadow
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I am guessing that where most of your stress comes from?

vague hawk
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I feel itchy and tingly as well idk.

vague hawk
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The yelling is significant though.

pale meadow
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Are you able to leave for a bit?

vague hawk
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In therapy, a lot has come up about generational trauma too, since both my parents were abused and went through their own hell. Mum specifically. Her life has genuine movie style trauma. So a lot stems from that.

vague hawk
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I feel so over life.

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I'm using NMS as my escape for the most part.

pale meadow
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Actually, I ment take a walk or something like that

vague hawk
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I can't work at the moment due to health.

vague hawk
true stirrup
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Hello everyone

pale meadow
true stirrup
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I am new to no man’s sky so I joined this discord

pale meadow
vague hawk
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You can also use commands in #bot-spam.

pale meadow
spiral zephyr
vague hawk
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I'm just kind of trying to go to quiet area by myself.

pale meadow
tardy juniper
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drinking water is good too

vague hawk
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Just drunk some.

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It is good.

tardy juniper
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have a snack, sometimes our emotions are intensified when hungry

pale meadow
vague hawk
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I'm feeling nauseous.

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And my health stuff is kind of affecting my ability to eat anything.

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I did have some fruit in the morning.

tardy juniper
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I suffer from acid reflux if I get stressed, so I always have rolaids on hand.

vague hawk
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I usually just have something small in the nothing, and dinner.

vague hawk
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We order it in from Australia sometimes.

rotund finch
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Was getting ready to go to bed, then realized my cat brought back his toy for me to play with him, so had to play with the fur baby a little before I hit sleepy town

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Too damn cute and sweet

pale meadow
rotund finch
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Kiddo looks asleep so gonna play with the kitty a bit more

pale meadow
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Ah, only have dogs lol

rotund finch
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Yeah just the kitty for me, he's a good boy

pale meadow
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Love my girls

vague hawk
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Kitties and Doggos.

pale meadow
vague hawk
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I love my dogs and cats, I do love reptiles though. In the future, hopefully back in Australia so I can have a snake/couple of snakes.

south blaze
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for anyone who's got discord nitro how exactly does server boosting work?

swift thistle
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Like how do you boost a server or what does it do?

outer quiver
south blaze
swift thistle
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Boosting gives the server a handful of perks like bigger uploads for everyone and 50 more emoji slots every level, most servers will have the default assign a pink name to boosters and some other servers have other perks mods/admins give out

gloomy moss
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cant believe the CHEAPEST

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THE CHEAPEST account to this statistics website

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costs more than car insurance

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$2100 per year is outrageous

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also, why is the unemployment rate in south africa 35%

pure sapphire
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Confirmed third date, going skating darkside

outer quiver
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Third date?

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Aren't there 365 dates a year?

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Are you stuck in January?

pure sapphire
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You're the one stuck on 365.25, I've ascended

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Anyways ronin how do you feel about this plan:

slender quartz
outer quiver
slender quartz
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Time Cube physics.

outer quiver
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I feel like I've misunderstood something and y'all are messing with me

tardy juniper
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EMBRACE THE TIME CUBE!

vague hawk
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Oh yeah, officially moving to Australia since the wait time to be seen is now 2 years.

slender quartz
tardy juniper
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I lerned of the sacred TIME CUBE back in 1997 or something

silent wagon
slender quartz
pure sapphire
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We are skating and then I make myself fall (I'm very good at skating, this would need to be purposeful) and then I look up from the floor and say, "oh dear, it seems I've fallen for you. Good thing i know a great personal injury lawyer." ScreenLickerDerp

primal kelp
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drac no

pure sapphire
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That was the plan I forgot to send itaquanose

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I think it's great

primal kelp
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would you really

tardy juniper
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my guess is this guy is the personal injury lawyer

pure sapphire
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Is this appropriate flirting on 3rd date

tardy juniper
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however to really sell it you have to say "Ow, I've fallen and I can't get up" in a bad actor voice

pure sapphire
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Like life alert commercials

primal kelp
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how much cheesy lines can they take

pure sapphire
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Excellent idea

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I love cheesy lines

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If he doesn't, that might be a deal breaker

outer quiver
vague hawk
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I don't date or anything, bbut here's my input @pure sapphire.

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Say something super random about craving world domination.

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And then call them your world.

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Leaves.

pure sapphire
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"Are you a rack of ribs because i want to put you in the freezer for later"

vague hawk
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"Do you exist?"

slender quartz
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Don't look at me. I met the love of my life by throwing a rock at her head so she needed stitches.

vague hawk
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"No you don't lol."

pure sapphire
outer quiver
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What the hell are y'all talking about

vague hawk
pure sapphire
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My plans to flirt on 3rd date

vague hawk
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And human courtship.

slender quartz
outer quiver
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What the hell

slender quartz
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We were kids.

pure sapphire
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Very wholesome

vague hawk
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Hmm, my sadness and rage had come up with something terrible.

slender quartz
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Trust me, this isn't the strangest conversation I've had in here.

vague hawk
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"Mine's longer than the wait time in the New Zealand healthcare system."

pure sapphire
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Alright I got the perfect one

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This will be great darkside

vague hawk
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👁️

pure sapphire
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"Your hand looks very heavy, want me to hold it for you?" anders

vague hawk
gloomy moss
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i have eaten

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6 bags of popcorn in one day

vague hawk
gloomy moss
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😨

vague hawk
pure sapphire
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Exactly

sterile tartan
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So much popcorn rip

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@gloomy moss is your stomach okay

gloomy moss
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its just so tasty

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am i wrong

vague hawk
slender quartz
vague hawk
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Bro is a sentient black hole.

gloomy moss
gloomy moss
sterile tartan
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True it's mostly air

gloomy moss
gloomy moss
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to a degree 👍

vague hawk
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It still makes you full if you eat a bag. I can only eat a bowl if I haven't eaten anything else. 😔

gloomy moss
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of which i cant tell you

vague hawk
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It's the nauseous factor I guess.

gloomy moss
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popcorn doesnt fill me up

vague hawk
gloomy moss
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i just like food

sterile tartan
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Once the nausea after eating too much popcorn wears off, I end up feeling really hungry

gloomy moss
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holding it all togethert

vague hawk
gloomy moss
vague hawk
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How do you feel about multiple images being constructed of you?

gloomy moss
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i mean they could of atleast tried to make me look better

vague hawk
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Perhaps some sonifications so we can make memes about Muse by Supermassive Black Hole.

gloomy moss
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speaking of bad stomachs

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im gonna be sick

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and i havent even started eating my popcorn yet

slender quartz
gloomy moss
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season 2

vague hawk
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All of you are like hungry all the time bro.

gloomy moss
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i am

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honestly its annoying

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theres like no food in the freezer because its all in my stomach

vague hawk
slender quartz
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I was making a joke about a supermassive object having a sudden explosive ejection of material.
Clearly, these aren't my type of geeks.

vague hawk
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I know, but I wanted to send that.

steady vale
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My daily Animal Crossing

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vague hawk
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Lol.

polar zealot
humble marsh
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maaan

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Pascal's the best

pliant fjordBOT
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nasa Astronomy Pic of the Day: Tagging Bennu

Explanation: The OSIRIS-REx spacecraft's arm reached out and touched asteroid 101955 Bennu on October 20, 2020, after a careful approach to the small, near-Earth asteroid's boulder-strewn surface. Dubbed a Touch-And-Go (TAG) sampling event, the 30 centimeter wide sampling head (TAGSAM) appears to crush some of the rocks in this close-up recorded by the spacecraft's SamCam. The image was snapped just after surface contact some 321 million kilometers from planet Earth. One second later, the spacecraft fired nitrogen gas from a bottle intended to blow a substantial amount of Bennu's regolith into the sampling head, collecting the loose surface material. And now, nearly three years later, on Sunday, September 24, that sample of asteroid Bennu is scheduled to arrive on planet Earth. The sample return capsule will be dropped off by the OSIRIS-Rex spacecraft as it makes a close flyby of Earth. Twenty minutes after the drop-off, the spacecraft will fire its thrusters to divert past Earth and continue on to orbit near-Earth asteroid 99942 Apophis.

rotund finch
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So not a morning person but I like my me time

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Didn't help that my brain did not want to stfu lastnight

sterile tartan
rotund finch
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Idk if I wanna even bother with coffee lol

sterile tartan
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A chapter of my book gave me annoying amounts of anxiety
Stomach knots and everything. Lmao
It's not a scary book just something super uncomfy was happening

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The solution was to keep reading. Lmao

rotund finch
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Sometimes it helps to keep reading

pale meadow
rotund finch
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Deciding to coffee or not today

rotund finch
pale meadow
sterile tartan
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I can survive without coffee
But I very much prefer not to

rotund finch
pale meadow
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I do soda with a large amount of ice. I drink it throughout the day

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70/30 ice to soda ratio

rotund finch
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When I have ice I love pouring my sugar free drinks over it

pale meadow
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One of my dogs loves to eat ice lol

rotund finch
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Favorite flavors taste like mangos, and peaches, two different drinks to be clear lol

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I like eating ice too

pale meadow
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The flavor combination does sound good lol

rotund finch
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Best part is, it tastes like the actual fruit

pale meadow
rotund finch
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I have made smoothies with the sugar free monsters before, caffinated fruit blends, yum

pale meadow
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It does sound interesting

rotund finch
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I miss the black cherry flavor...

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Oki gonna fix some coffee

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Hazelnut yum

pale meadow
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Love the smell

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Work for me has started 😮‍💨

hallow isle
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@opaque tartan "Former soldier Daniel Khalife has pleaded not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth prison"

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Really interested to find out what his defense is

pale meadow
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The door was open🤔

rotund finch
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Mmm green grapes

neat jetty
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Good morning

pale meadow
neat jetty
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Buy one get one Pumpkin Spice Lattes rabid

hallow isle
rotund finch
neat jetty
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I have an addiction

sterile tartan
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I have pumpkin spice creamer

rotund finch
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I have a sugar free monster addiction, so I can relate

neat jetty
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I need my own espresso machine and milk frother but there just isn’t space here presently

neat jetty
coarse echo
sterile tartan
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I "froth" milk sometimes by putting it in a sealed container and shaking the absolute hell out of it
It's basically the same

rotund finch
coarse echo
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Yes the peach one is my second choice

rotund finch
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Hard to find drinks that actually tastes like fruit

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So now I only buy them when I find them on sale at the local dollar store lol

coarse echo
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Rockstar had a watermelon one, but disappeared in my area around Covid time

rotund finch
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Monster also has watermelon, not wild about it

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Hard flavor to mimic

swift thistle
neat jetty
rotund finch
swift thistle
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Get a frappe or something

neat jetty
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I’ll get an iced chai with pumpkin sweet cream

rotund finch
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Pumpkin spice stuff is so good

neat jetty
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Jude is jealous lying_face

pale meadow
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Couldn't be bothered with it lol

swift thistle
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Also an iced chai isn’t even coffee??

rotund finch
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I'll just take my coffee with creamer and shove it in the freezer 🤣🥹

neat jetty
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It has the sustenance needed

swift thistle
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Cold brew or espresso and feeeze and then mix in your milk for the best

swift thistle
rotund finch
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Well I have normal coffee stuff so I just brew it normally

swift thistle
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Coffee pot?

neat jetty
coarse echo
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I wish I could stomach coffee

rotund finch
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If I don't have any caffeine I am a nightmare to live with

swift thistle
rotund finch
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Well then

coarse echo
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Jude is trying to become the Flash

neat jetty
rotund finch
neat jetty
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🪤

swift thistle
pale meadow
neat jetty
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Anxiety face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_ove

swift thistle
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Are you saying it gets better or worse with caffeine

coarse echo
neat jetty
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Worse

rotund finch
pale meadow
sterile tartan
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What an insanely confusing individual

swift thistle
coarse echo
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I’ve tried different, chocolate mixes, and different. I swear you’re not gonna taste. The coffee mixes and I can still taste it.

pale meadow
neat jetty
swift thistle
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I used to hate tea like that, you can never get rid of the taste

hallow isle
neat jetty
swift thistle
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I was like under 10

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And then one day tea was nice

sterile tartan
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Idk it's a little confusing to randomly lash out about someone being excited about a bogo pumpkin spice latte as if it were being forced on you

swift thistle
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It’s part of puberty for English people

swift thistle
neat jetty
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Jude and I are best friends and teasing

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This is our server now

swift thistle
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💅

neat jetty
sterile tartan
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Oh good
Context. I'm not confused now

pale meadow
sterile tartan
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I'm reading a book about a magic hotel
It's oddly disturbing

neat jetty
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What book?

sterile tartan
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Hotel Magnifique

swift thistle
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They should really bring back the 90s horror cover style

neat jetty
sterile tartan
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Lol

neat jetty
pale meadow
neat jetty
sterile tartan
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Mmmm vaguely berry flavored sugar bombs

neat jetty
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Better than the brown sugar ones

sterile tartan
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I wish I got to experience poptarts before they had to be precooked

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Naturally "don't eat raw" was ignored. Before my time. So now I have to suffer for people of the past being dumb
As usual

pale meadow
neat jetty
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Paleo Poptart diet

swift thistle
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Liquid cheese wrapped in bacon and put in the airfryer for 15 minutes

neat jetty
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Does it become solid?

sterile tartan
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Unless I was lied to since I can't find anything about them being sold as a raw pastry that had to be toasted to be safe Coffeevee

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People older than me do like to lie about silly things sometimes

swift thistle
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Maybe they’re mistaking if for some kind of strudel

sterile tartan
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Possibly

pale meadow
sterile tartan
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I did learn that brown sugar cinnamon was an original flavor though

pale meadow
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👀

sterile tartan
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From their website lol

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"literally no one has ever seen a currant"
Lol

hallow isle
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I'm surprised they never caught on here

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pretty much every house in the UK has a toaster

coarse echo
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We used to toast poptarts in the late 70s and 80s

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Also they taste so dull these days

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Sugar wrapped in cardboard

sterile tartan
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A lot of people still toast them comfy

wraith reef
jovial dragon
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Killing time playing Minecraft and just casually found a 12 vein of diamonds. That's... interesting.

wraith reef
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Ah, Wikipedia agrees, Pop-Tarts were introduced with fairly substantial marketing to the United Kingdom in the early 1990s.

jovial dragon
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Heh...

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Pop tarts aren't even the original.

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They stole the idea from someone else.

sterile tartan
#

Most ideas are stolen

#

Like oreos

jovial dragon
#

Yep, although I believe that one was different...

coarse echo
wraith reef
#

In the early 1960s, Kellogg's biggest competitor, Post, invented a process for dehydrating food and enclosing it in foil to keep it fresh—first used for dog food—and adapted it to its new toaster-prepared breakfast pastry. Intended to complement its cold cereals, Post announced its new product to the press in 1964 before they went to market, calling them "Country Squares". Because Post had revealed Country Squares before they were ready for the marketplace, Kellogg was able to develop its version in six months.

jovial dragon
#

Yep.

#

Told you.

#

Oreos are stolen from Hydrox.

#

Which, for the record, are still in production.

sterile tartan
#

How is it different if it's still stolen

jovial dragon
#

I wouldn't say stolen, it was more copied.

sterile tartan
#

Semantics

jovial dragon
#

Pop Tarts straight up stole Posts idea and brought it to market before Post could.

#

Oreos just copied an already existing product iirc.

sterile tartan
#

Ah, gotcha

jovial dragon
#

It's no different then all the different flakes cereal brands.

wraith reef
#

It was launched as an imitation of the original Hydrox cookie manufactured by Sunshine company, which was introduced in 1908.

jovial dragon
#

Post made business mistake 101: announced an upcoming product too early and didn't protect it legally.

sterile tartan
#

Yeahhh

jovial dragon
#

Had they done that?

#

Kellogs wouldn't be around today.

#

Post could of bankrupt them.

sterile tartan
#

I'm curious about how many products actually ended up happening that way. Ideas put out before the original company could launch it

jovial dragon
#

Quite a few....

sterile tartan
#

Would be a fun rabbit hole im sure. Just not at 4:30 am

jovial dragon
#

7:30 here lol.

#

Couldn't sleep, as per usual.

#

Between work and...almost having to shoot a cop yesterday...that would of been fun...

sterile tartan
#

I chose my book over sleep

jovial dragon
#

I Don't read much.

#

Books I mean.

sterile tartan
#

Fair

jovial dragon
#

Used to read a ton when I was a kid.

#

As an adult, not so much.

#

I'm not sure if that's normal or not.

sterile tartan
#

It is. Lots of people who read a lot as a kid either don't have much of an interest in it anymore, or can't find the time to make it seem worthwhile

jovial dragon
#

I watch a lot of movies and stuff, when I can get a chance anyway.

#

Brooklyn 99 got moved to Peacock, so I've been watching a lot of their stuff.

#

They've got some good shows on here.

#

Used to be Netflix, Hulu, and Prime.

#

Now it's literally like a hundred different ones now, it's crazy.

hallow isle
jovial dragon
#

Where's "here"?

#

UK?

sterile tartan
#

Yeah

jovial dragon
#

I didn't know you were from there Adam.

hard vine
#

spirit whmwave

sterile tartan
#

Crowablobbongocatwave

jovial dragon
#

I've only been there a few times.

#

The food sucks.

#

Beans, on toast. That sounds like something someone that just smoked a Doobie throws together after looking in the fridge for twenty minutes.

sterile tartan
#

That's only one singular food though lmao
Also I agree though. Beans on toast sounds not good

jovial dragon
#

😆

coarse echo
#

Beans = 🤢

jovial dragon
#

Depends on the kind.

sterile tartan
#

^

jovial dragon
#

My grandma used to make KILLER beans

#

uh

coarse echo
#

I like green beans

jovial dragon
#

The sweet ones

#

I forgot the name of them....

coarse echo
#

And vanilla beans

jovial dragon
#

damn, I cannot remember, well, she doesn't cook much these days like that anyway.

sterile tartan
#

Searching "sweet beans" didn't help me because it brought up a coffee shop in Virginia

jovial dragon
#

😆

#

BAKED BEANS

#

that's it.

sterile tartan
#

Ahhhh

cursive agate
#

I can't keep my friend away from my nuts I swear

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jovial dragon
#

She used to make those and I swear to fuck she laced them with something they were that damn good

sterile tartan
#

Somehow it's always the easier terms that escape lmao

jovial dragon
#

Can I suck on your nuts?

cursive agate
#

Go ahead 😄

jovial dragon
#

😁

sterile tartan
#

Nice and salty

#

Why does the label underline peanuts though
Is it so you can't miss it

jovial dragon
#

Damn, I need a chiropractor.

#

Or a new job

#

I'm putting my 20 in and I'm retiring.

#

12 years left.

#

Then I'm gone.

#

Probably.

#

Maybe.

#

Okay maybe not.

#

I dunno.

coarse echo
#

Retiring? People still do that?

jovial dragon
#

Yeah.

#

I can when I'm 37.

hallow isle
#

rinse aid door broke on my dishwasher

jovial dragon
#

Thinking of moving to policework after.

hallow isle
#

was fully expecting to throw the whole dishwasher away

#

12 years old now

jovial dragon
#

yeah, just pick it up and throw it into the garbage can.

sterile tartan
#

Incinerate it

coarse echo
#

Send it to orbit!

hallow isle
#

pleasantly surprised to find that not only do the manufacturer still carry spares, but it only costs £4

sterile tartan
#

Oh wow. Not bad at all

jovial dragon
#

I still think you should manhandle it and throw it into the trash.

coarse echo
#

How dare you fix things and deny the manufacturer a new purchase?!

hallow isle
#

I thought for sure I'd be out of luck

primal kelp
#

just wash dishes by hand

hallow isle
#

Do I look like a peasant?

primal kelp
#

yes

coarse echo
#

No picture = peasant

hallow isle
sterile tartan
#

I like the convenience of dishwashers
But I'm perfectly okay without them
It just so happens I have one right now though so, score

coarse echo
#

Yeah, pretty peasanty

steady vale
hallow isle
#

it is

coarse echo
#

If I lost my dishwasher, no worries. If I lost my garbage disposal, I’d be on my way to Home Depot

hallow isle
#

I just don't want to

#

I've got other things to be doing

sterile tartan
#

Exactly

hallow isle
#

Plus dishwashers use less water/energy

#

get things cleaner

primal kelp
#

how much dishes do you go thru

#

arent you like one person

coarse echo
#

I wish I could convince the lady that a half load in dishwasher is still economical to run

steady vale
hallow isle
sterile tartan
#

I used to care about stuff like that
Idk when I stopped caring. If I'm out of stuff to put in the dishwasher then I run it as long as it's at least half full

hallow isle
#

plus drinks

jovial dragon
coarse echo
#

Oops work meeting time

sterile tartan
#

Do you not rinse out cups to use for other drinks when you're done
Like
I barely use cups

hallow isle
#

no

#

new drink new cup

sterile tartan
#

Never mind that emoji sucks

#

Sure

primal kelp
#

new drink rinse cup

#

its the same mouth going on it

sterile tartan
#

Exactly

#

Just rinse it when you're done
Ta-da, useable for a new drink

#

The only thing I don't do this with is milk

hallow isle
#

That doesn't sound accurate to me

steady vale
#

I use plastic throw away cups

sterile tartan
#

Even less work

hallow isle
sterile tartan
#

I uh
Still rinse out those ones to use throughout the day if I have them

primal kelp
#

unless its like tea then i use my mug

steady vale
#

I have a big cup for coffee that I rinse tho

sterile tartan
#

I'll bother to be careful with plastic when it stops being nothing but a blame shift from the real problems

steady vale
#

I hate paper straws bceWorry

#

They tried to force them on me

sterile tartan
#

Stop using plastic so we can use more trees

hallow isle
sterile tartan
#

Yes, this

steady vale
#

Benzi peed in the vent axangy

sterile tartan
#

Eeww

hallow isle
#

ono

steady vale
#

Now my room smells like cat piss

#

He also peed on my TV stand axangy

elder shale
#

She stretchy

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hallow isle
steady vale
#

He got mad at a cat

#

For existing

hallow isle
#

lol

#

oh dear

steady vale
#

Benzi is the neighborhood goof
All the cats come over to view the screaming idiot

primal kelp
#

you using plastic cups isnt going to change much

hallow isle
#

clearly the solution is to obtain lion pee and spread it

pale meadow
primal kelp
#

the corporations pushed to blame consumers for waste when they do way more

steady vale
hallow isle
#

he'd probably love it

steady vale
hallow isle
#

freaky kitty

sterile tartan
#

the human is learning our ways, rejoice

steady vale
#

Gonna probably need to move my powerstrip. Since he's deciding to mark his territory. It's in benzi range.

elder shale
#

I need to get stuff done and be out of the house in 4 hours, someone tell Freya so I can get up

primal kelp
sterile tartan
#

Four hours is simultaneously a long time and not long at all
It's lame

primal kelp
#

we all know you peed in the room

steady vale
#

axangy I don't pee on TV stands

primal kelp
#

yes you do

elder shale
#

Why not

#

I do

hallow isle
#

Knova is a gurl they have to pee on TV sits

primal kelp
#

ceryn told me you do

elder shale
steady vale
#

I should probably get a black light too, see how many pee portals benzi has made

sterile tartan
#

Hmm apparently my stepsister had her baby. Okay then

elder shale
hard vine
steady vale
elder shale
#

Congratulations?

sterile tartan
#

My dad messaged me to invite me to the baby shower a while ago then casually forgot he invited me
I have a theory it was more of a "she's having kids, see? Do this"

#

Er

#

Gender reveal

#

Whatever. Terms

elder shale
#

Children

#

Yuck

steady vale
#

Gender reveal parties are so fucking stupid bceWorry

sterile tartan
#

Agreed

#

But I also always think of that post that's like
"Can't wait to find out if imma be a auntie or an uncle"

jovial dragon
#

We didn't have a reveal party.

steady vale
jovial dragon
#

I also wasn't present when one of my children was born so there's that....

primal kelp
sterile tartan
#

Dad's the only one who even asks about anything "traditional family" related
Asking me if soul proposed yet. The not so subtle hint this time...

steady vale
primal kelp
#

gonna pet benzi rn

steady vale
#

He's busy

primal kelp
#

being blamed for your pee

steady vale
#

Nah, he's busy sleepin

primal kelp
#

shouldnt you do that soon

steady vale
#

Probably

jovial dragon
#

It was me.

#

I peed

#

Sorry.

sterile tartan
#

Gasp
Why did you pee on knova's tv stand

#

And why in the vent

steady vale
#

I can still smell it, but I can't see it angy

#

So I'm pretty sure I missed a spot. Probably gonna unknowingly walk in it.

primal kelp
#

good

steady vale
#

Grandparents are probably gonna turn the heater on, so I get to look forward to heated cat pee smell in the morning

primal kelp
#

but could just be the pee lingering in the air

steady vale
#

Or you're secretly hiding in the vent

primal kelp
#

i dont smell like pee Kawaii_Angry

edgy egret
jaunty copper
slate shore
#

Cyberpunk 2077 Update 2.0 - Today 5pm CEST :p

jaunty copper
#

hm, dare i tear my eyes away from starfield for this

#

maybe after

hallow isle
jovial dragon
rotund finch
#

Playing peek-a-boo with a cat is so funny

#

Playing peek-a-boo around my couch

#

Now he's just meowing lol, kitty doins

#

Chunko kitty thinking he's big time hunter is adorable

elder shale
#

Keeps throwing things onto the floor lol

rotund finch
elder shale
#

She plopped down and fell asleep

rotund finch
#

XD maybe your crap was in the way for kitty snoozing

elder shale
rotund finch
#

The perils of having a cat, just glad mine is too lazy to do that lol

elder shale
#

I really need to get something up there

IMG_20230921_144458.jpg
hallow isle
#

too late

#

that's her spot

#

if you put anything up there it'll be yeeted

elder shale
#

Like it doesn't bother me, the mesh is pretty good. Just preventing some airflow.

Still I prefer that she's up there and not infront of the intake fans

hallow isle
elder shale
#

Well

#

I could get her some platform that she could lie in without preventing airflow

hallow isle
#

only solution is to find her a spot of equal or greater value

elder shale
#

But I need to think of something that isn't gonna

#

Fall

hallow isle
#

you could put a shelf up above the screen with a heated blanket

elder shale
#

Honestly, not a bad idea

rotund finch
#

Doesn't even have to be heated

#

Cats like soft cozy things

elder shale
#

She has her own blankie

rotund finch
#

So a soft blanket would do too

#

Just needs elevated then

elder shale
#

When I change the furniture, I'll look into getting a shelf

#

Kitty spot

rotund finch
#

Yee

elder shale
#

She likes being tall

#

Well, all cats do

#

Vantage

rotund finch
#

Mine isn't concerned with being tall. Makes my life easier lmao

#

He's more concerned with ambushing me into kitty play

elder shale
rotund finch
#

Pretty much, if I had stairs lol

#

Only stairs I got is to my basement and that's off limits to kitty doins

#

Now to shred some cabbage

elder shale
rotund finch
#

I wish

#

I'm using a cheese grater

elder shale
#

I feel you tho

#

Shredding cabbage by

#

what

rotund finch
#

I do not have the muscle for this XD

elder shale
#

i can't tell whether that's genius or not

#

I just

#

you know

#

use a knife

#

Takes a while tho

#

Depends on how shredded you want it to be ig

rotund finch
#

Yeah this is good exercise for my muscles though

primal kelp
#

use a hammer

rotund finch
#

Can't cut evenly to save my life, so life hack, cheese grater

elder shale
#

Is it shredding properly

rotund finch
#

Yes

elder shale
#

I guess that's a pretty big grater, so it works

rotund finch
#

Just requires muscles I lack but oh well 🤣

elder shale
#

Stronk Nakro

rotund finch
#

Gonna cut this bisch in half, my hand is too smol

#

Maybe fourths

#

Easier to handle

#

I need a cheese burger and fries after this 🤣

elder shale
#

I like how you're holding that cabbage

#

Heck yea show it who's the boss

rotund finch
#

Me to the cabbage

#

Quartering it, geniusness x10

elder shale
neat jetty
rotund finch
#

I'm smol but the boss

#

Even in my marriage, my husband is 6ft 1 and I'm 5ft 3inch and I'm in charge 9/10 of the time

elder shale
#

Lmao

rotund finch
#

My kid even says mommy is the boss, not daddy 🤣

elder shale
rotund finch
#

The shredding won't be perfect but better than if I chopped it lmao

hallow isle
#

that ones going in the favourites

rotund finch
#

Lmfao

elder shale
#

I need to go do dishes

rotund finch
#

Progress

IMG_2023-09-21-10-02-20-770.jpg
elder shale
#

oh crap

#

i need to be out of the house in 50 mintues

#

haven't even had lunch

#

i must speed

#

brb

rotund finch
#

Lol oki

silent wagon
#

Proof that I work not in hell, but in purgatory 🤣

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#

I think I saw this movie recently, lol. Time to get killed by fog monsters animedab

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rotund finch
lament knot
edgy egret
slender quartz
#

Not sure who the wandering daddy was, but I now have two floofy kittens in separate litters. First time in five or six years.

rotund finch
#

Aww das Beebe floofs heart_rainbow

#

My furball is curled up on the couch snoozin

opaque tartan
opaque tartan
silent wagon
elder shale
outer quiver
#

I feel immense agony

#

My legs hurt like all hell

coarse echo
outer quiver
#

No

#

I'm usually forced to skip it

#

My legs are bad

elder shale
#

Do some stretching

coarse echo
#

Or get robot legs

opaque tartan
hallow isle
#

odds are good

rotund finch
brisk jasper
#

One of my favorite things to do is go through the laws of a state and find all the weird ones. It sounds really weird, however, you can find some pretty weird and funny ones

inland grotto
#

In the mix, there are also terrible laws, like discriminatory laws.

brisk jasper
#

Yeah. NC has some pretty fucked up laws, like how nonmarried people cannot have sex, which how they enforce it is anyone’s guess

elder shale
#

They don't

modest meadow
brisk jasper
#

I’m betting it’s just one of those old laws

modest meadow
#

Might’ve been Cali

brisk jasper
#

Or how stealing a Venus flytrap is a felony that carries a longer sentence than assaulting a court officer

modest meadow
#

Also, look up Florida <your birthday> and see what news article comes up about a crime in Florida

brisk jasper
#

Already did that

modest meadow
#

I got crossbow smuggling

#

What about you?

brisk jasper
#

I think I got Florida man dies in a horse orgy

modest meadow
#

Mr hands?

brisk jasper
#

No, not that one

inland grotto
#

AAAAAAAAA?!

brisk jasper
#

That wasn’t Florida

modest meadow
#

I hear horse, I hear man, I see mr hands

#

How it is

elder shale
#

By the river, waiting for frens

IMG_20230921_170657.jpg
brisk jasper
#

No, it wasn’t that, I was thinking of what one of my friends got

#

I got “naked man bites K-9”

opaque tartan
modest meadow
#

The hell

modest meadow
inland grotto
brisk jasper
#

Yes

elder shale
brisk jasper
#

That is correct

opaque tartan
elder shale
brisk jasper
#

I also have this one

elder shale
#

When she gets too rowdy

opaque tartan
#

I put my cats head in my mouth to learn her real good when she was a kitten

elder shale
#

Give her a nice disabling chomp

opaque tartan
#

Not fucked around since

brisk jasper
#

I just poke my cats

night blade
elder shale
#

Rude

opaque tartan
night blade
#

can I have the full article?

elder shale
modest meadow
#

Give us the whole thing

opaque tartan
#

jk

opaque tartan
elder shale
#

Oh

#

Neat

opaque tartan
#

Have premium too but

brisk jasper
#

Florida man stories are hilarious

elder shale
#

I use Spotify, with gf it comes to like 4 euros each per month

brisk jasper
#

The US is slowly learning why we should just let Texas and Florida secede

modest meadow
#

Crazy white people and eternal rain

#

And alligators

night blade
bold island
#

and disney land

brisk jasper
#

And condos

elder shale
#

And condoms

modest meadow
#

Why did they put Disney land in Florida

elder shale
#

Wait

bold island
#

and bermuda triangle stuff

modest meadow
#

That’s like putting a Gucci store in Detroit

#

not gonna end well

opaque tartan
bold island
#

maybe the ability to keep it open year round

opaque tartan
#

All subscription prices are going up

elder shale
#

Spotify upped one euro a few months ago

modest meadow
#

What inflation does to a mf

opaque tartan
#

They have people by the short n curlys now

inland grotto
opaque tartan
#

Gerrymandered

#

I love that word

elder shale
#

Yea, fuck Gerry

bold island
#

Jerry Salamandar

elder shale
#

Kek

inland grotto
#

I like my state, even if its government hates my guts.

opaque tartan
#

Gerrymandering sounds like abusing an old man

elder shale
#

I don't feel any particular way about my country

modest meadow
#

Named Gerry

elder shale
#

Shit could be a lot better

opaque tartan
#

I fuckin mandered Gerry real good

elder shale
#

It could also be worse

#

Im probably emigrating at some point

opaque tartan
#

It has got Portu-gals there

elder shale
#

In my field, I could be making triple out there

#

And i don't get paid bad currently

inland grotto
#

Same. I might have to leave my country if the worst-case scenario happens.

elder shale
#

Its ridiculous I'm in the highest tax bracket alongside

#

You know

#

Fucking millionaires

modest meadow
#

Why Greek dudes so beautiful

#

Not handsome

#

Beautiful

opaque tartan
#

Are they?

elder shale
#

I'm in the top like 4% earners

modest meadow
#

From what I’ve seen

opaque tartan
#

The ones I've seen are short and not that pretty

modest meadow
#

Yeah

elder shale
#

Im not rich by any means but I can live comfortably at least

inland grotto
modest meadow
#

Hold on

#

Gonna go look up beautiful Greek men, surely that won’t look strange

inland grotto
#

Alright lol

opaque tartan
#

That will just show you exactly what you want

#

You need to be more broad

modest meadow
#

Look at this

IMG_0354.png
#

Handsome?

#

No, beautiful

opaque tartan
modest meadow
#

Dude looks like he ripped off scarlet Johansons face

modest meadow
#

Carrying the cross they crucified Jesus on

#

Damn, thing big as hell

opaque tartan
#

I lived near a Greek church, guarantee you there were more men that looked like him than the one above

inland grotto
#

This feels a little patch_gay or BiHeart to me lol.

modest meadow
#

Greek men

#

Odysseus be looking good

elder shale
#

What does

modest meadow
#

Riley freeman would be terrified at this conversation

elder shale
#

Lol

#

Y'all enjoy

modest meadow
#

I enjoy pretty Greek men

elder shale
opaque tartan
#

I enjoy coffee

elder shale
#

I'll keep bi-panicking over Alexios and Kassandra

modest meadow
#

With only the head moving