off-topic-bond-james-bond

[dry bison]

GOFUNDMEPINKHAIR

[sterile tartan]

Haha

[dry bison]

The moment some old sugar daddy sees you are female and on the internet, you'll have that money lickety split

[hard vine]

Spirit

[dry bison]

You won't even have to promise anything

[flat echo]

man I am... very bad at identifying genders because I honestly couldn't tell Spirit was female

[sterile tartan]

Crow

[dry bison]

Spirit is female?

[sterile tartan]

The pic is literally just hair and part of a shirt so

[slender quartz]

Hair shirt! LOL

[dry bison]

I tried to make my own chibi online but the chibi maker thing only let me pick a female looking char...so I made a katy perry

[hard vine]

hides

Ronin o/

[civic swift]

I'm still working on it, I'm a beginner astronomer, I have 3 focusing settings, 2 for my monoscope and 1 for my phone, and and ISO setting and Shutter Speed Setting for my phone, I'm combing all that using a phone adapter so it's going to take a while to master.

[hard vine]

How be the nms crew?

[still tartan]

gender is a social construct and birds aren’t real

great

[slender quartz]

They had a Rick & Morty make yourself thingy; this was as close to me as I could get.

[hard vine]

And pigeons is just spycams of the irs

[flat echo]

The closest version of me that I've ever made is in Red Dead Online

[hard vine]

@still tartan how are u?

[still tartan]

I usually try not to make self portraits 😂 but FO76 was pretty close

[slender quartz]

Obviously can't be me; there's only one cat. LOL

[still tartan]

Good, you?

[hard vine]

Good vibing

Contemplating bed

[flat echo]

This is what I'm talking about, and probably the closest anyone's getting to a face reveal here lol

[slender quartz]

"To sleep, perchance to dream"?

I've done old face reveals. LOL

[hard vine]

Who the

[hard vine]

Uuuuh kinda?

[slender quartz]

That History Dude.

[hallow isle]

Twitter can't pay their office rent but they've found some money to sue facebook Meta
https://fxtwitter.com/TitterDaily/status/1677025049478582281

[hard vine]

As in idk if i wanna sleep just yet lol @slender quartz

[primal kelp]

oh neat the philippines celebrate 4th of july but its bc of its independence from the US

[slender quartz]

See, I was thinking more philosophy about bed.

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nuts-anton-cigurh-no-country-for-old-men-gif-27499167

[flat echo]

bruh

[dry bison]

Closest thing to a face reveal you're getting from me

[fresh wasp]

God damn I love spiderman

[flat echo]

so, who wants to see something random from my collection

[dry bison]

Spiderman loves you

[fresh wasp]

any chances we'll get something similar to web shooters in no mans sky? Lol

[maiden seal]

always

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/love-love-you-i-love-you-fingers-fingers-drawing-gif-14357789

[flat echo]

Here's one of my favorite items from my Ocean Liner collection

[maiden seal]

i dont even know how theyd be utilized

its so flat

[flat echo]

That passenger list came off the Cunard liner RMS Aquitania in 1928 (If I remember correctly)

It was for 2nd Class, which is what the Roman Numeral II at the bottom is for

[maiden seal]

Very neat

[flat echo]

So here's a fun item

[maiden seal]

german bible?

[flat echo]

from Houston Texas

[maiden seal]

Lol

[flat echo]

dated to the mid 1890's

but inside was a bunch of neat goodies that the owner left behind

[maiden seal]

thats pretty cool though

[maiden seal]

dont think ive seen a bible in another lanuage because im uncultured

[flat echo]

Inside were these as well

Possibly the original owner

Katie Butterfass

[maiden seal]

(not that i didnt think they came in nonenglish versions)

[tardy juniper]

Nerd!

[maiden seal]

I’d say so!

[flat echo]

And this rare cloth bookmark from Houston Saengerbund

I even contacted them about it

https://www.houstonsaengerbund.org/

[spiral zephyr]

Those two dorks, trying to hype the cage fight...

[flat echo]

I keep contact with the bookmark to a mininum, since its cloth and by my estimate probably about 130 years old by now

So it's very fragile

[hallow isle]

Elon's mum said no

[flat echo]

I have two such cloth bookmarks, the other one was found in an 1877 book

[civic swift]

I forgot what planet I got a picture of, it's rather saturn or Jupiter but you can faintly see the bands, before you say that bright white dot is not sensor damage, I checked so the only thing I'm predicting that to be is the actual planet it's self, I know, it's severely out of focus, but I'm still practicing.

[flat echo]

I need to find that bible again, its in storage somewhere...

get some higher resolution photos of the woman shown in those photos

[hallow isle]

Don't know what kit you're using, but it could be a reflection off the inside of one of the lenses

Can be quite bright, e.g. https://i.stack.imgur.com/2EsDy.jpg

You can see a reflection of the lense before the aperature at the top

[civic swift]

I probably need to adjust ISO abd shutter speed

[flat echo]

This book is quite interesting

History book on Emperor Charles V printed in 1812

but whats interesting about it is the bookplate inside shows the book belonged to a Revolutionary War soldier

He was a surgeon who served under General Washington

[hallow isle]

or, avoid centering the planet in the shot - any internal reflections will then be offset proportionally

[civic swift]

Adjusting those settings let me take this picture

[civic swift]

Ahh ok

[maiden seal]

damn

[flat echo]

another interesting piece I havent seen in a while

This is in essence one of the first magazines ever printed

the Gentlemans Magazine ran from 1731 - 1920's

But the 1731 edition was the first to actually use the term "magazine" in the modern sense

This issue from 1738 as yall can probably tell is very early

printed in London under the reign of King George II

It was printed in a shop just outside of St. John's Gate which is depicted on the front page

[maiden seal]

next you’re gonna pull out a copy of the us constitution one of the only copies

[flat echo]

the gate still stands to this day

[maiden seal]

very nice

[flat echo]

The gate was originally built in the early 16th century but

the one you see today was heavily rebuilt by the Victorians

so much so, it might as well be considered a Victorian copy

the gate derives its name from the Order of St. John, which may be familiar to any Doctor Who fans because for a while the St. John's ambulance badge (also from the Order of St. John) was on the Tardis door

also that magazine has a short musical composition done just for that particular issue

it has no name

[near jacinth]

I literally had dinner in 23:30 😭💀

[flat echo]

and is only listed as being written by a Mr. Stanley

Most likely this Mr. Stanley

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stanley_(composer)

for those who are interested in hearing the tune

[near jacinth]

In worldbox server we starting to nerd and skull react boost message

[tardy juniper]

damnit, I forgot my crackers

how can I eat my salad without crackers?!?

[limber fractal]

Those aren't "deleted scenes" tho. Seems to still fall under "memes" category if you're posting random AI micro-clips with zero context. Off-topic's for sharing content where folks are encouraged to discuss.

And if it's AI as others are commenting, you're also welcome to post in this thread: #960001745247928361

[eternal thorn]

Should I get haircut

[humble marsh]

do you have long hair

[eternal thorn]

Define long

[humble marsh]

longer then short

[eternal thorn]

Probably

[humble marsh]

um then

Honestly I would just because it would take less time to dry

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-hey-flirty-smolder-whats-up-gif-13824067

It's slightly longer than greaser hair

And does not cooperate

Maybe I could just trim over the ears a bit.

And the sideburns

Greaser Travolta looks good but you won't catch me wearing sideburns like that

I also don't have that hairline

Oh damn

Lol yea I might need a trim

5 inches of hair on top

Think I might drive Moon nuts if I started slicking my hair back tho

Hair product be smelly

Barber I go to gave me some stuff for free and she doesn't like the smell of it

[hallow isle]

Remind her she can't smell

[terse prawn]

So vids are in Memes ?

Ai vids

[eternal thorn]

Bottom part of her message says ai vids go in the Skynet channel

[night bobcat]

Lmfao

[hallow isle]

'What Happens to the Human Body When a Sub Implodes'

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-sauce-pizza-spread-tomato-sauce-gobble-gif-12452344

[pure sapphire]

Alright guys I'm doing it

Scheduling a day to meet the puppies

I might have a friend buddy soon

[humble marsh]

Niceeee

[pure sapphire]

I'm excited

But don't want to be excited bc I'm always afraid that the more I want something the less likely it'll be to happen

[tardy juniper]

Expect nothing, and you'll never be disappointed

[ocean pebble]

Hell yeah

What breed are they?

[pure sapphire]

Poodle

Regal pointy fluffy fellows

[bold island]

good morning

[pure sapphire]

What if I named my doggo Anita just so I can say "Anita, darling" exactly like Cruella

https://tenor.com/view/hahahahaha-cruella-101dalmatians-laugh-gif-5888142

[tardy juniper]

I think I don't like so-called "rogue-like" games

[still tartan]

imagine it won’t respond to its name if it’s said in any other tone 😂

[pure sapphire]

Would be epic

I have a bunch of names on a list now

[still tartan]

browsing every baby name generator site? lmfao

[humble marsh]

Do you already know if they're a he or she?

[inland grotto]

There’s girls named Chris or Dylan out there, so names that seem a bit GNC are fine.

Case in point: this girl, Moose:

[still tartan]

I have forever wanted a big doggo named moose what a sweet pupper

[silent wagon]

Spirit and the good boi Rufus ❤️

[still tartan]

awwww

[inland grotto]

Look at this bigass wolfie! (Spoilered for giant spood.)

[steady vale]

Nice wall dog

[dry bison]

Missing the pink

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: The Double Cluster in Perseus

Explanation: This pretty starfield spans about three full moons (1.5 degrees) across the heroic northern constellation of Perseus. It holds the famous pair of open star clusters, h and Chi Persei. Also cataloged as NGC 869 (top) and NGC 884, both clusters are about 7,000 light-years away and contain stars much younger and hotter than the Sun. Separated by only a few hundred light-years, the clusters are both 13 million years young based on the ages of their individual stars, evidence that they were likely a product of the same star-forming region. Always a rewarding sight in binoculars, the Double Cluster is even visible to the unaided eye from dark locations.

[sterile tartan]

[minor adder]

Guys, I made salsa.

[sterile tartan]

Awesome

[dry bison]

I bought Chinese food for dinner tonight. Lo mein noodles with broccoli, chicken fried rice and sweet and sour pork

[silent wagon]

You're telling me a pork fried this rice?

[dry bison]

I try not to judge

[mint spear]

I feels so bad for Andrew

Tate

I hope he gets reunited with his family

[dry bison]

The ones in prison?

[mint spear]

Hes not currently jailed

if we are talking about the same person.

[sterile tartan]

There's someone I haven't seen mentioned in a while lmao

[mint spear]

Yeah

I feel bad for his family, his children

everyday they have to carry the worries of thinking their father is deceased

[sterile tartan]

Looks like he's got house arrest
Which normally isn't a death sentence

Also kind of doubt he's close with all his kids if his claim to fathering ten of them is true

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-cat-gif-26154702

[inland grotto]

@flat echo Yo, there’s this old sound recording of the eruption of Krakatoa out on YouTube. DON’T LISTEN TO IT WITH HEADPHONES, IT SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!

[wise stream]

Big boom

[inland grotto]

||IT SOUNDS LIKE A FREAKING SCREAM!||

[minor adder]

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

[flat echo]

I've heard of that, it's terrifying lmfao

[inland grotto]

It’s also dark where I am. Just another thing that worsened the damn thing.

[pure sapphire]

Yes

[pure sapphire]

There are three the breeder thinks are good candidates for me, one is a white male and two are silver females

[minor adder]

Is it a he, a she, or a salsa?

If it's a salsa, then make sure it makes all the pretty girls wamt tp dance

And take off their underpants

https://tenor.com/view/cinco-de-mayo-5th-of-may-eminem-salsa-underpants-gif-4111136

[inland grotto]

Why are you rambling about salsa?

[minor adder]

Excuse me?

How dare you?

[still tartan]

[minor adder]

Sir, please apologize.

My salsa is not bad.

It makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

[still tartan]

*ma’am js

[pure sapphire]

[inland grotto]

1, check my profile, 2, I don’t think I meant to call your salsa bad. I’m wondering why you’re going on about it.

[minor adder]

Nice roles, you've been around here for quiet some time.

Weird flex, though...

Now apologize for calling my salsa bad, sir.

[inland grotto]

Pronouns!

That’s what I mean! I’m a freaking girl!

[minor adder]

couldn't care less

You're being churlish

[still tartan]

You should.

[minor adder]

APOLOGIZE!

[inland grotto]

Sorry if I came off as aggressive.

[pure sapphire]

Aright what about Arwen

[still tartan]

thats good

[sleek coral]

Jokes are fine as long as they're not crossing a line @minor adder. Read our #server-rules, especially Rule 1 and try to remain civil in the server.

[sterile tartan]

• demands an apology for something that wasn't actually said
• doesn't apologize for actually being rude

[limber fractal]

@minor adder Don't do this in this server. Acquaint yourself with our server rules. Be civil and respectful of others. Don't make NSFW commentary of this sort. Next violation of this sort will be subject to a harsher moderation action.

[sterile tartan]

@sleek coral About halfway through Project Hail Mary and it's so good omg

[sleek coral]

I'll get the other book later tonight (my time, in a few hours).

[sterile tartan]

Other book
The funny one?

(I talk about so many books I'm sorry lol)

[sleek coral]

Yeahhhh! Lol

The one we aren't supposed to take seriously

😅

[sterile tartan]

I want a physical copy of Dating and Dismemberment so badly. The kindle version is great obviously but I wannnnmt
But I don't have $15 to spend on a book

[sterile tartan]

Yesss

[sleek coral]

Hehehe! This book is funny, I read some excerpts

[sterile tartan]

You can just tell he had a lot of fun writing it too

After I'm done with Project Hail Mary I'm gonna read Fourth Wing
I've heard so many conflicting opinions
But I have to know

[still tartan]

Someone found a snake and they didn’t show me the snake

[sterile tartan]

Rude!

[wise stream]

How awful! are you ok?

[still tartan]

emotionally devastated

[wise stream]

Know what a Texas blind snake is? It looks like a worm

[still tartan]

I LOVE THOSE GUYS

little wriggly goofs

[sleek coral]

I hate paparazzi.

I didn't want to show you my selfie. 😦

[wise stream]

But they also eat worms it’s quite the conundrum

[still tartan]

D:

[still tartan]

hmm. its like cannibalism-adjacent

[sleek coral]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-gif-small-snake-black-snake-cute-snake-animal-gif-13480735

Look, bebey

[wise stream]

Holding possible death in your hand

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/змеч-змея-выпал-gif-24874169

I like these drama noodles

[still tartan]

aww cuties

best actors 10/10

[sterile tartan]

oh golly I have died rip

[wise stream]

It’s like how some bugs tuck in their legs and go limp

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/hognose-snake-dead-stressed-gif-8921516

I wish there were more gifs of them
They really do go extra hard with it.
"No flipping me over I am dead, what part of that do you not get"

[barren canyon]

im tryna get into an account that has my phone number

which is not my account

[sterile tartan]

Oh damn

[barren canyon]

so im trying to get my phone back to get it registered on my account

it's not going well

[pure sapphire]

I should come up with a very long complex name for the doggo and then only refer to them by their third middle name

[barren canyon]

finally i got my phone back

[hard vine]

Spirit

[barren canyon]

it was my old account when i tried to create a profile on discord

[paper hare]

can someone help me i just installed a Realtek High Definition Audio Codec driver
i was wondering on how i could remove the driver
and add realtek back

[pure sapphire]

Countess Gwendolen Cassidy Arwen Joan Van Oleander XIV

[barren canyon]

uuhh

im not sure

[shut dock]

@paper hare First, do you have a copy of the RealTek drivers or a link to download em?

[paper hare]

i do not

[paper hare]

but i downloaded Realtek HD audio device and it made my audio really bad so i want to revert back to the old one i had

[shut dock]

You should really make sure that's covered before proceeding. -disregard

1. Search and run Device Manager (its part of Control Panel, but you can run it directly)

[hard vine]

Sup dhar o/

[shut dock]

Near the bottom will be Sound, Video, and Game Controllers. @hard vine Just helpin out with a PC issue, urself?

[hard vine]

Good vibing

[paper hare]

yes i found

can i post an ss

[hard vine]

[shut dock]

Right-click on the primary sound controller - itll be the one without a generic Windows name

In Properties, go to the Driver tab - if Windoze did what it was sposed to, you should have an option to roll back in there

[paper hare]

ill send you a ss in dms im not sure which one is the primary one as there is multiple

[shut dock]

In #nms-media @paper hare

[paper hare]

ok done

[shut dock]

Im not a PC expert, so better to have it handy in case I hit a wall lol

[paper hare]

i put it in #nms-media

[shut dock]

@winged badge @keen gate @hazy cobalt @obsidian idol Apologies for the group ping, I tried to help Burt here get a sound driver issue sorted, I was hoping a quick rollback of the drivers might work. It didnt, so I suggested letting Windoze try updating them - still unresolved, and I told him if that didnt work, I'd reach out for someone more qualified.

@paper hare Unsure whether any of these fine folk are up and available, give it a half hour or so, and if none has responded, I'll widen my net.

[sterile tartan]

[paper hare]

ok thank you so much

[hard vine]

How are u?

[sterile tartan]

Sleepy mostly. Kinda don't feel good. Otherwise good.
How are you?

[hard vine]

Good

[cursive agate]

@sterile tartan Is 49 says days alot of playtime? That's just on the version I'm on. Old version would've been years lol.

[sterile tartan]

More than I've played anything for

[cursive agate]

I need help lmao

360 playtime was longer

[shut dock]

Youre welcome! Apologies for not figuring it out - yeah, I know I was upfront about how far I could bring ya, but I hates those rare occasions where I'm not the guy with the answers, lol.

[cursive agate]

I just love Halo

[sterile tartan]

No problem with that tbh

[shut dock]

But that fades quickly, in the face of an opportunity to learn something 🙂

[paper hare]

Yes

[shut dock]

I'll be asking after its resolved to find out what the problem was XD

[paper hare]

alright thanks

[cursive agate]

Minecraft on my current account is 52 days... Oh my

I never look at stats lol

[paper hare]

its just that the driver (high definition audio device) is making my input really buggy and staticy

i installed it on a yt video in help of fixing something else

but it made it worse and i want to revert back to my realtek driver

[sterile tartan]

I don't have any games with that many hours lol

[cursive agate]

I'm kind of embarred lol

[sterile tartan]

Eh

I would worry if that was over a few months or a year or something but I'm assuming it's over a longer period of time

[cursive agate]

Since 2020 before the new consoles launched

[sterile tartan]

Yeah no worries then

[cursive agate]

You got any games that you can just happily keep playing?

[sterile tartan]

I dunno. I get sort of phases where I don't want to play even my favorite games so I haven't really thought about it

[cursive agate]

Yeah I get that. Then I binge on Netflix ect

[sterile tartan]

The last few months I've mostly just wanted to read. I haven't been too interested in watching shows and I get tired of playing games pretty fast. Lmao

I'm sure I'll hit a wall with reading eventually. Not sure what my next "phase" will be but I only really have so many hobbies

[hard vine]

Ffxiv 4500h or about 150+ days on main char

Logged in state

[sterile tartan]

Daaaamn

[sterile tartan]

Whoa

[hard vine]

Im at end of road til next expansion

Prob getting announced in like 20 days

Cuz fanfest ”biggest ever” convention

[sterile tartan]

I see

[paper hare]

@shut dock ok ive just tried everything i possibly can but i dont want to accidentaly mis download something

do you know of anyone i can contact

or anyone that can help me

[spiral zephyr]

@paper hare I think you're in the wrong channel

try #nms-questions

[paper hare]

im having a mic issue

[mint spear]

Hi fans

[spiral zephyr]

I'd still suggest that channel, just make sure to be clear it's not for NMS itself, and perhaps someone like bk201 will be able to sort it out with you in the troubleshooting thread

[spiral zephyr]

I looked at your post history, are you trying to roll back a driver?

[arctic void]

grime

[spiral zephyr]

@mint spear I sent you a DM

[arctic void]

ah shit.

i forgot my brother was logged in my steam acc

i dont god damn remember that

ill give back what ya lost

most of it

i can

i have a save editor

i can edit my inventory

to get most of the stuff ya got

then use it

yeah

pretty simple

search a tutorial on yt

[night bobcat]

Why do you guys do your private convos in main chats?

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-socks-drawer-gif-23662046

[arctic void]

im gonna go do expedition

[paper hare]

kind of yes i accidentally installed one that is bad

[spiral zephyr]

Windows?

Should be able to roll back to a previous driver

[paper hare]

it was a realtek one

[arctic void]

thank you

[paper hare]

i didnt have any hd or anything

it was just realtek audio

is all it said

[paper hare]

doesnt allow me to

[spiral zephyr]

Is the button just grayed out or something?

[paper hare]

ye

[sterile tartan]

[spiral zephyr]

Try asking bk if you see them around in the help channel, they are really helpful and knowledgeable

[paper hare]

shakll i ping him

[spiral zephyr]

He'll probably show up soon, Id just wait a bit

[arctic void]

im here

[jaunty copper]

Hi
Welcome to my block list

[paper hare]

which device driver do u guys use for sound, video and game controllers?

@winged badge hi

[obsidian idol]

I usually just use the default drivers Windows finds for it, but my audio devices are usually pretty basic. Might want to check your audio device itself and see if it comes with drivers from the manufacturer?

I'll move to #964865106334875698 as well and see if I can assist with @winged badge

[near jacinth]

Rate my pfp

[edgy egret]

Weird herd of cargo ships

[hallow isle]

Mating season

Real answer tho, boats aren't allowed to just go anywhere, they have to follow lanes just like cars

[edgy egret]

Actually these cargo boats are anchored. They're waiting for their turn to dock

[night blade]

it looks eeries

[edgy egret]

It was; there were more too and the light fog made some of them only visible when close

I couldn't get all of them on film at once

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-confused-look-wtf-kitty-flowers-gif-18064307

[edgy egret]

Uh.... I feel like the anime statues make this nsfw

I also really hope those are statues of adults

[night blade]

I have seen this kind of battlestation more than once

[edgy egret]

If those are not adults, then you know why I quit watching anime a few years ago

But are they adults?

[night blade]

Megumin is minor

[edgy egret]

._.

I'm glad I'm not into anime anymore

[night blade]

Apaprently the character is 20 now, but I guess the statue one is 17

this one is def SFW

[edgy egret]

If you go down the iceberg if minors in anime and the culture in Japan, especially relating to laws around age of consent and punishing bad people..... it'll make you want to quit anime

[night blade]

This is the last media I enjoy

[edgy egret]

It's actually really bad and I don't know if Americans are just ignorant or don't care

[night blade]

Still minor

[edgy egret]

I'm not a believer in "respect other cultures " if their culture abuses children

Sorry

Their culture can go f off

The whole "respect their culture" is the reason so many cultures can get away with f'ed up stuff

[hallow isle]

gonna post a wild hot take and say anime is less harmful than child pagents

[edgy egret]

I will gladly disrespect your culture and not be politically correct

[edgy egret]

Yeah and I don't support those either

I never said American culture was good

Oh f off

Those excuses don't work on me

"She's actually a 5000 year old witch" bs; make her look like an adult

There's a lot of good media that isn't anime if you can get past it not always being animated

Doom Patrol is actually the show that really pulled me away from anime; because it was the first non anime show I fell in love with

[night blade]

18yo petite women actually exist

[edgy egret]

Of course doom patrol is pretty degenerative too but at least everyone involed in the messed up stuff is a consenting adult

[dry bison]

So what you're saying is, you've never watched Adventure Time

[edgy egret]

Also all thr characters are immortal and over hundreds of years old... but went with adult appearances and mentalities instead

[dry bison]

Adventure Time isn't a children's animated show.

[edgy egret]

So you can have a 500 year old person who doesn't look like a child

There is one child character but she isn't ever involved in any of the messed up stuff and is actually treated like a child

[night blade]

Most anime we see are shonen

[edgy egret]

Watch Doom Patrol; become enlightened

I love it; and it showed me that there are good shows that aren't anime

Since then I've watched a lot of other non animd stuff, including lots of Star Trek

[wanton lichen]

This whole conversation is dodgy as fuck and uncomfortable to read

[dry bison]

Watch The Brak Show

It's silly cartoon

[edgy egret]

Not from me; I was bothered by his statues

I think that image counts as NSFW and shouldn't have been posted

[wanton lichen]

I agree

[dry bison]

The subject matter is also inappropriate for this channel. This isn't a platform to discuss the legitimacy of or illegitimacy of ....yeah.

[edgy egret]

Sorry, just got angry at the image he posted

And then him trying to defend it

[dry bison]

That's why we have <@&590975379678953522>

Rule #1 of the internet
Do Not Engage

[edgy egret]

Well should I report then?

[dry bison]

Don't have to.

I already did by flagging the moderators.

[edgy egret]

Oh okay

[dry bison]

They'll see the flag and come review and respond as necessary

[edgy egret]

In other news, yesterday I caught a hound fish and it was super cool

I won't post the image though because it has blood where the hook was

But they're super weird looking

Like an eel with a super long, almost beak like mouth

The one I caught had a longer body than that art though

It was more like a snake

[dry bison]

Fish love ham

According to Brak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sLsOUyTUHI

"MR TICKLES HAS BEEN OVERDONE BY OVERWHELMING DELICIOUSIITY!"

[night bobcat]

Ew no, let’s leave all the anime shenanigans out - no reason to debate or discuss it here

[dry bison]

This is hilarious. Twitter suing Meta for stealing trade secrets using the argument that Meta hired people that used to work for Twitter....

motherfucker...ya fired most of your staff....Why aren't ya suing pizza hut for hiring your staff, too?

Something tells me when they were let go, they were not obligated to adhere to a non-competition clause

[night bobcat]

Probably got fired by tweet

[dry bison]

Rumor has it some were

[earnest ridge]

anyone know how to update network drivers

[dry bison]

Goto drivers, right click, update drivers

If the driver updates are on windows, windows will find them

If they're proprietary, you'll need to go to the manufacturers website

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-cute-gif-22416225

I think I'm feeling better today. Still dealing with an annoying phantom smell tho

My nose is haunted

[elder shale]

Did you take more showers

[steady vale]

Yes

I have gills now

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/lumpsucker-lumpfish-oh-my-god-staring-staring-fish-gif-21369319

[edgy egret]

Oliver (top) and Olive (bottom). Oliver is Murphy's biological brother

I have very few pictures of Oliver though because he belongs to my sister (different sister than the one who owns Aurora) and she's very busy

?

When I go there visit in December I'll get a bunch if pictures of Oliver

Him and Murphy are very similar personality wise, just not appearance wise

I don't get it

Are you referring to Murphy having a brother being a bombshell? I've talked about Oliver before

[near jacinth]

i just won map wars in other server

[edgy egret]

Oliver and Murphy are from the same litter, along with Tyson, but I don't have any pictures of Tyson

But apparently Tyson looks like Murphy but has no tail

There's a few others too that got adopted out

Half the litter was born without tails

Aurora's eyes are too big for her skull lol

[night blade]

Little Queen

[steady vale]

I love them

My cats are little turds this morning

Trading food attempts
Benzi puking up hairballs
Hunni trying to eat his puke

[primal kelp]

let her

[steady vale]

I'm not letting her eat a hairball

[primal kelp]

reuse reduce recycle

[steady vale]

I'll ship it to you

[primal kelp]

ill take it and throw it at you

[steady vale]

You can have hairball num nums

No

You eat it >:[

[primal kelp]

nou

[steady vale]

I guess I've been defeated

You used the nou

[primal kelp]

feeds hairball to hunni

[steady vale]

I need to figure out my breakfast

[primal kelp]

hairball?

[steady vale]

I'm trying to feel better 😩

[primal kelp]

have you tried a hairball before

[steady vale]

Maybe, I used to chew on my hair when I was lil

My family kept telling me I was gonna die from it

I never ate the hair tho

[dry bison]

I think I'm dealing with a crazy person. I've always been anti-nationalist, anti-country pride, etc. So mum says to me "I'd like to get a flag for the yard"...My first question (and I don't think it's a bad one to ask) is, "Why?"...and her response to this question tells me every thing I need to know about how much thought she has put behind the question.

"I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU"

[hallow isle]

small pieces break off, sit in the stomach, if they start to aggregate they form something called a trichobezoar

[primal kelp]

Now you can, Benzi left a gift for you

[dry bison]

I'm tempted to respond in a way I know would escalate.

[bold island]

Mumbles as a short form for MumblesMalarky sounds funny.

[dry bison]

Because, given I own the house....She kinda does have to answer to me.

[steady vale]

You always full of helpful unsettling knowledge :>

[hallow isle]

unsettling knowledge is the best knowledge

[edgy egret]

This happens all the time lol

[bold island]

Whoa I was way behind in the chat.

Didn't realize I needed to click the arrow thing.

[steady vale]

Nuh, don't escalate

Also depending on her mental health, I'm assuming she's quite old? Might just be best to let her have a flag. Might not make any sense to you, but at least it gives her a random comfort?

[dry bison]

Funny thing is, she got mad at my even asking. I asked again she caved and eventually said she thinks it looks nice. I mean...I'm okay with that answer.

It's a valid answer. Beats the fuck out of "I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU"

I'm not difficult to work with. I didn't ask for some nefarious reason.

If she had said "Because I'm a white nationalist and I want to spread my pride"...I might've taken issue

It just blows my mind sometimes how people look for something to fight over.

She'd hard of hearing now. I try to be accomodating, but sometimes a conversation is impossible.

[hallow isle]

get her a pride flag, ez

pink

[dry bison]

"Did you make a new pot of coffee?"
"Yes"
"I asked if you made a new pot of coffee!"
"I said yes!"
"I didn't make the mess!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Clean the shit out of your ears"
"I am not the one who can't hear!"
"I DON'T HAVE A CAR"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"I can't hear you!"
"I KNOW, BUT YOU KEEP TALKING"
"I AM NOT BALKING!"
"What are you saying!?"
"Nothing"
"You're not going to tell me?"
"I couldn't if I tried"
"I did not lie!"

[hallow isle]

I'm just that good

[primal kelp]

Adam lives in your closet

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-science-tom-cruise-scream-run-gif-16221957

[dry bison]

Yep. That's me every other day. I'm saying one thing, she's saying another. Sometimes I'll stop her and explain to her story form what happens when we have a conversation she can't hear....we get a laugh out of it...and then it repeats.

You didn't know? Adam is tom cruise.

[steady vale]

Yeah, it's cute and frustrating

[steady vale]

Gross

[dry bison]

Tom Cruise moonlights saving lives.

Between movie making, closet hiding and saving lives, he has very little time.

[hallow isle]

Have you got something against midgets?

https://tenor.com/view/midget-slap-stool-gif-10741294

[steady vale]

Is he smol?

[primal kelp]

yeah kids are icky

[hallow isle]

like 5'1" I think

[steady vale]

Lol

[hallow isle]

Close, 5'5 1/2"

[steady vale]

I'm not gonna judge his height

But definitely judge his personality and acting

[dry bison]

5.5 1/2 and 2/4 and 4/8 and 8/16 repeating

[primal kelp]

Going to judge your taste in pasta

[steady vale]

I like pasta made from veggies

And fruit

[dry bison]

I love this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkNUFs-4

[primal kelp]

fruit pasta?

thats weird

[steady vale]

Tomato

[hallow isle]

pizza is legally a fruit in texas

[primal kelp]

its texas

theres not much thats illegal

well except for you know

[hallow isle]

Not owning a gun for each hand?

[steady vale]

It's illegal to milk someone else's cow

[primal kelp]

ive considered purchasing a gun once

[dry bison]

It's illegal to milk someone elses anything

[primal kelp]

then i did some self reflection and thought better of it

[steady vale]

Its also illegal in Texas to eat someone's garbage without their consent

[dry bison]

So...mcdonalds?

What if you paid for it?

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/bobatyun-raccoon-soobin-gif-19369912

[dry bison]

Is paying considered consent?

[steady vale]

Probably

[hallow isle]

I bet you could shoot it no problem tho

[steady vale]

Same

[primal kelp]

if its curbside its public

[steady vale]

Dunno. There are gun laws. Like you cant shoot a Buffalo from a second story window

[dry bison]

Gotta give the buffalo a fighting chance

[dry bison]

Bullets already unfair

[hallow isle]

Third story ok tho?

[steady vale]

Lol probably

I like this one

An anti-crime law in Texas requires criminals to give an oral or written 24-hour advance notice to their victims before committing crimes.

[night bobcat]

Can I send an open letter?

[hallow isle]

To whom it may concern,

[night bobcat]

Dear Texas,

[primal kelp]

only good thing to come from texas is texas toast

[bold island]

the space program?

aaand linkin park

[hallow isle]

You forgot about Texas Pete

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/superted/images/2/2c/Texas_Pete_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131127004326

[steady vale]

Flirting with the “eyes or hands” is illegal in San Antonio, Texas. This law is enforceable for both men and women

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-eyes-gif-18254934

[bold island]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-stupid-squirrel-jokes-howdy-yall-gif-16758448

[hallow isle]

right to jail

not sure how you'd flirt with hands tbh

[elder shale]

Umm

Umm

What

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-tiny-hand-waving-little-gif-14288771

never mind, found an example

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/flirt-flirty-gif-11630451

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[primal kelp]

@elder shale finish campaign of d4?

[night bobcat]

Both at once

[elder shale]

Yea, like 2 weeks or so ago now

[hallow isle]

She probably just has itchy hair idk

[night bobcat]

Lol

[steady vale]

Texas laws are fantastic

[steady vale]

When two trains meet at a crossing, both need to fully stop and neither train can move until the other has left the crossing.

[primal kelp]

baby shark

doo doo

[elder shale]

I hope it also says you must honk

https://tenor.com/view/vilnis-thomas-train-wreck-jay-gif-21018317

[steady vale]

Apparently owning an encyclopedia is illegal

https://tenor.com/view/tank-engine-meme-scaring-memes-gif-19928134

Choo choo

[hallow isle]

🙂

[elder shale]

Wall roomba

[hallow isle]

I made this in 2016, I don't remember where I got the video

Unfortunately someone didn't make an arrangement of the theme in the minor key until 2 years later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFbzFCE5yKc

[clever vessel]

is that a roomba?

[hallow isle]

some wall climbing robot

[steady vale]

Is it scary? cause I'm a sensitive baby. Jumpscares hurt me

[hallow isle]

Not scary, just creepy. No jumpscares.

[clever vessel]

this song would be a great intro song for a movie about a young thomas who grows up in a family who is abused and becomes a murderer

[steady vale]

Alright, creepy is fine

[hallow isle]

did you forget that thomas bricked one of his companions into a tunnel and left them to rot?

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ttte/images/9/90/TheSadStoryOfHenry52.png/revision/latest?cb=20191223231132

[steady vale]

Oh code

[clever vessel]

mustve blocked it from my memory

[hallow isle]

tbf Henry was being a first rate knob

[elder shale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/18J3nTKjiiyxkxo4kgzpyW?si=c4bf8dcca343463a

Okay back to cleaning

[clever vessel]

banishment into darkness forever

[steady vale]

@elder shale I bought her an outfit

[bold island]

Reminds me of Final Fantasy 14.

The witch hats are around a lot.

[elder shale]

Ooo yea Ceryn showed me

Klee in a witch hat

https://tenor.com/view/klee-genshin-impact-boom-klee-explosion-gif-24890829

[steady vale]

I love the backpack

Genshin

[steady vale]

How dare he

:[

[bold island]

what's genshin like?

[steady vale]

It's on pc, phone, and playstation

[steady vale]

Beautiful scenery, fantastic music, fun gameplay, interesting lore/characters/plot. Ridiculous amount of playable characters. Lots of stuff to do, free to play. Only thing that gets judged about it is the gacha system, but tbh its a pretty generous game.

[bold island]

I wish they had it for Switch.
Reminds me of Zelda.

[steady vale]

Supposedly a switch version is in the works, but it's been in limbo forever

[bold island]

oh darn

[steady vale]

Yerp

[elder shale]

[steady vale]

Maybe the next nintendo console with have it cause at this point I doubt the switch version is gonna release lol

[bold island]

hopefully

[steady vale]

Supposedly xbox passed on it 🤔 not sure if that information is accurate tho, I just saw it being discussed before

Which, if true, was major loss for them. Cause Genshin ended up being extremely successful.

[primal kelp]

have you slept moon

[steady vale]

He doesn't even have Klee >:[
I said I was gonna show you

[primal kelp]

you were too slow

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catangry-filt-snap-gif-20251593

[steady vale]

Yes

I woke up at 3 am

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/hagrid-harry-potter-shouldnt-have-said-that-whoops-robbie-coltrane-gif-5641488

[steady vale]

I think I drank too much

Coffee

[primal kelp]

ew

[steady vale]

You ew

[primal kelp]

nou

[steady vale]

Rude

What do you drink, pee? I mean tea

[primal kelp]

ok bean juice enjoyer

[bold island]

Tea Chinese, Tea play joke. Tea go pee pee in your tea.

[steady vale]

Leaf sipper

I actually don't mind tea

But it needs to be cold with lemon in it

[bold island]

it used to wake me up

but now it just puts me to sleep

[steady vale]

I hate sweet tea

[bold island]

Tea is good cooled down, unlike coffee.

Unless you have ice cubes and cold coffee, which is amazing.

[steady vale]

sips cold coffee

[bold island]

I like Constant Comment from Bieglow.

tea wise

[primal kelp]

ew

even worse

[steady vale]

Rude

[bold island]

I have a french press for iced coffee.

It's kind of fun.

[steady vale]

I'm lazy n just use drip coffee n ice

[bold island]

french presses are easy. it's just a new thing, so it might take a while to get used to.

[pure sapphire]

I don't think anyone in my family understands exactly how frustrating it is to be restricted by texture alone

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/red-vs-blue-rooster-teeth-im-allergic-to-things-i-dont-want-to-do-gif-21980344

[pure sapphire]

I tried sweetbread yesterday and it tasted delicious and I know it's healthy, as are most organ meats from good sources, but it had a texture that made me want to rip my tongue out because it turned into this weird slick puree upon chewing and it's extremely irritating that so many foods I think taste great and are healthy feel terrible and I can't force myself to eat them without losing my appetite for days

[bold island]

Ha. I remember getting my Maschine MK3. I didn't understand how to use it at first, but once I figured everything out, my music was way, way better.

Good tools - good product.

[pure sapphire]

I want to try new foods, i enjoy trying new foods, but I'm so scared that something will have a revolting texture that I stick to stuff I know rather than risk being unable to eat for the rest of the day

[steady vale]

I'm extremely texture sensitive too

Even if I like the flavor of something, if the texture bothers me I'll pretty much want to puke while trying to eat it

[primal kelp]

apple sauce

[pure sapphire]

My dad can't fathom that a person could not like food he thinks is delicious which gets frustrating when he wants me to try something I know will disagree with my stupid sensory processing and then I end up doubly frustrated because he's trying to pressure me into eating something and I'm angry with myself for being unable to eat

[steady vale]

Yep

[teal raptor]

hiii

[steady vale]

Hi

[pure sapphire]

Hi

[bold island]

你好

[steady vale]

I can enjoy apple sauce thankfully

Raspberries drive me nuts tho

[zenith pebble]

i switched from coffee to these

[primal kelp]

i like the bumps

[bold island]

astronaut beans

[pure sapphire]

It's usually slick textures that screw me up, like cooked spinach or apparently twice chewed thymus

[bold island]

Spinach is one of my favorite greens for a salad.

[pure sapphire]

Or grainy textures like grits or green beans

Raw spinach is fine

Cooked feels like fish mucus to me

[bold island]

I would get spinach, olives, sunflower seeds, jalapenos (which are pickled so have vinegar, which worked as salad dressing).

[steady vale]

I'm extremely sensitive to crunchy textures. Some foods it's 100% okay, but if my brain says it not then I gag n lose my appetite

[bold island]

estoy asi asi

[pure sapphire]

That's the worst part imo

It's not just that I can't eat the specific bad texture food

It's that the single contact with bad texture will ruin eating for the rest of the day

It's irritating as hell

[pure sapphire]

Or when I've decided on what I want to eat and then it turns out that thing isn't available so now my brain decides I'm not hungry and should starve

[primal kelp]

crunchy toothpaste

[steady vale]

Yep same

One of the worst ones for me is crunch from onion or garlic, even thinking about it now made my stomach hurt

[pure sapphire]

It's interesting that sensory issues with texture vary so widely lol

[steady vale]

Yea

[primal kelp]

pan fry onions so they arent crunchy

[pure sapphire]

I appreciate crunch most of all, especially if it's very audible crunch like apples or water chestnut

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-onion-eww-gross-disgusted-gif-15398144

[bold island]

I've been plant based for like 10 years.

[pure sapphire]

Shrek??

[bold island]

Vegetables are a treat. Honestly, vegans are the original picky eater.

[primal kelp]

thought that was an apple at first

[pure sapphire]

I love liver too much to be vegan or vegetarian lol

[steady vale]

I like the one of the lil girl who is extremely confident that she's eating an apple

[bold island]

@_@

[hallow isle]

I thought when I posted it she had a titty out but it's just a bodysuit or something

[steady vale]

Lol

[pure sapphire]

Onion costume

[bold island]

I thought a potato.

[humble marsh]

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-go-away-just-leave-you-are-annoying-leave-server-gif-17802417

[primal kelp]

breaking news discord users use discord to chat

[pure sapphire]

Lmfao

[humble marsh]

how is everyone

[pure sapphire]

Breaking: off topic conversation in off topic chat, server members baffled

[bold island]

He's talking about on topic stuff in #offtopic.

[barren canyon]

im tryna do a name joke but it doesn't work

[bold island]

Making him off topic.

[barren canyon]

Hello excellent, Im okay

I am grinding Geometry Dash since why not

[steady vale]

Crunchy fruit doesn't bother me (fruit heavy with seeds does bother me, except strawberries). Some reason crunchy vegetables bother me. It's annoying. There's some exceptions, like celery and carrots.

I also can't handle accidentally crunching on bone/scales, sometimes tuna has that issue.

Pretty much anything with onions or garlic, is a no for me, I just can't handle that texture.

[primal kelp]

celery?

oh how about pickles

[pure sapphire]

I really dislike the texture of fat in steaks n such, add great flavor to the meat but I have to chop it all out once cooked lol

[primal kelp]

or cucumber

[steady vale]

I cannot handle those either

[humble marsh]

Crunchy is fine for me, as long as it isn't in the middle of something not-crunchy

[steady vale]

I can eat cucumber

[humble marsh]

they're also crunchy :(

[pure sapphire]

I don't appreciate cucumber

[primal kelp]

cucumber doesnt appreciate you

[pure sapphire]

Good

Mutual resentment

[steady vale]

Meatloaf also makes me die

[primal kelp]

crunchy tomato

[clever vessel]

meatloaf has the magical ability to turn humans into dice

[steady vale]

[bold island]

lentil loaf is a good substitute for my way ofl ife

it smushes together and stays that way

[jaunty copper]

Wakka wakka

[celest tulip]

Help

This is the hardest choice of my life

I need someone else to decide for me

[jaunty copper]

Skyrim

[clever vessel]

zebras

[primal kelp]

buy skyrim

[clever vessel]

ride zebras

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rollin-safari-animation-audio-crocodile-zebra-gif-3521316

[primal kelp]

why they so fat

[steady vale]

They're American zebras

Jkjk

Sry if my joke was too mean 😔

I can go sit in a corner

[sleek coral]

How could you? That was so mean. To the corner you go.

No body shaming. Grah!

[humble marsh]

Grah!

ong actually means On Grah

[jovial dragon]

On Grah.

What in the hillbilly hell

[sleek coral]

Oh grah!

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-stare-window-sad-depressed-gif-15694452

[bold island]

Is that a mouse?

Adorable ^_^

[sleek coral]

Awww! I can't imagine you like this. 😦

[eternal thorn]

Some very strange responses

@mint spear you ok?

Sure deleting a lot of what you say

[bold island]

It looks like a big mouse because of its face.

[humble marsh]

same

[sleek coral]

Yeahhhh! Why!

[primal kelp]

okay

[sleek coral]

Hmm! Okay

[bold island]

durinese and Ashkar were my words a few days ago

in Korvax

also, this

[humble marsh]

I refuse to believe paper is real 😤

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-snake-gif-24475985

Hognose best snake

[bold island]

pets all have stockholm syndrome

[sleek coral]

Lol

[bold island]

hognose snake is best snake, ya?

[steady vale]

Ya

[bold island]

ya

[sleek coral]

Y'all never seen a green mamba before?

😦

Or a black mamba.

[steady vale]

Hognose is better

[sleek coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cronga-crongus-crongacord-big-cronga-chungus-gif-18928787

[primal kelp]

when i hear snake i still remember a vid of a deer chewing on a dead snake

[sleek coral]

Well...

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-adorable-gif-8228527

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-ring-snake-ring-cute-small-snake-gif-18550822

[sleek coral]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-tiny-animal-cute-gif-14778372

Hehe! This snake is cute.

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-snakes-animals-reptiles-noodles-gif-23044453

[eternal thorn]

Green beans

[sleek coral]

Sprouts?

[steady vale]

Cutest green beans

[sleek coral]

Sentient sprouts?

[inland grotto]

Yardlong beans!

[lime sand]

These are the judgemental shoelaces

[humble marsh]

oh my god serperior

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/ortica-lele-giaccari-q4-quei4-eating-grass-gif-17127512

[barren canyon]

i did my first insane

it's still off topic even tho it's a game

im tryna make this chat chat again

[bold island]

cat nip tastes like weed

I picked some a while back.

Reaked of mariwana

[barren canyon]

if cats go crazy for it, it might actually taste like it

[bold island]

I wish I still had my goldfish

I fed them whatever I was eating instead of fish food

I meant to buy some catnip for them

but they died

someone murdered them

[barren canyon]

i bet it was the parrot wasnt it

[bold island]

an undercover federal agent decided my fish were too communist

[barren canyon]

and had taken them away by activating chips in their brains

im trying to do a good joke dont judge

[bold island]

perhaps you're right

about the psytronic

[dry bison]

The human body is so fucking awesome

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-birthday-girl-funny-gif-24372304

When the external temperature of the human body reaches a point that sweating isn't properly regulating thermals internally, it will actively slow down processes that increase heat - Including slowing down digestion

Prolonged exposure to heat can thus lower ones appetite

The human body.
It's fucking awesome.

[hallow isle]

This is called a coma

being in a coma is not a good thing

[dry bison]

Down the stairs.

[bold island]

second warp in progress

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-serperior-stoutland-gif-4746711

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-patrick-stewart-patrick-stewart-engage-serious-gif-12281820

[steady vale]

We need more snake pokemon

[hallow isle]

Arbok is snake backwards

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/seviper-carnivine-pokemon-shmoovin-groovy-gif-22546614

Seviper is my favorite

[steady vale]

You mean Ekans

Kobra = Arbok pretty crazy

[humble marsh]

Poor snivy loses limbs as they evolve 😔

[steady vale]

Arms are for the weak

[humble marsh]

I agree but legs

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/archery-gif-9927478

[steady vale]

Legs are for leg people

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hourlycass-hourlycas-gif-25941616

[hallow isle]

I once asked an amputee for their other arm to check their blood pressure

[eternal thorn]

Well just go get the other arm

[hallow isle]

Oh they offered their other arm, it just happened to be made of plastic

[eternal thorn]

"Oh sorry, I need your real other arm, not the prosthetic."

[steady vale]

I think it's weird that snivy line gets hate. All of em are cuties

[humble marsh]

they are but I wish they had legs

[steady vale]

Tepig is really cute too

[edgy egret]

My ignorant ass: why are there turkeys outside?

[inland grotto]

Turkey vultures.

[sudden shell]

Those are black vultures

Turkey vulture has a pink head

[spare harbor]

Some black vultures around here , which are VERY rare, have feathers on their head

[sudden shell]

They are the most common ones around where I live

[spare harbor]

Here in oregon, they are nigh non existant.

Usually they are a off course group

Every few decades they show up

[spare harbor]

Yup, exactly, not even supposed to be close to us

Although you do see them in south cali quite often in some areas. They just dont stay

Ranges can be wildly unpredicatable. Last year we had hawks from mexico decide to show up in medford lol

[sudden shell]

Turkey vultures do not seem to stay all the time where I live

I usually see many black vultures daily

[edgy egret]

Why though? Murphy is inside

[sudden shell]

??

[edgy egret]

It's a joke about my cat looking like road kill when he sleeps lol

[sudden shell]

Oh...

[edgy egret]

But yeah my mom said they let her walk right up to them

Like they're not afraid of people

[spare harbor]

Behold the magnificence of a kitty thrown

As for turkey vultures joja, they migrate. All of our vultrures in Oregon, go back to Mexico and central america, as well as the ospreys

[edgy egret]

I'm in Virginia

[spare harbor]

You know its officially about to be spring when the first vulture shows up with the last snow justy melting

Which is funny, this one vultures been showing up earlier and earlier every year for 5 years now.

5 years ago he showed up in may

Now hes here in feb

Of course in the 19 years Ive gardened, springs moved back over 3 months

[edgy egret]

Lol

[dry bison]

CAT

[spare harbor]

Mumble, that profile pic ... Im not sure how to respond to that.

[dry bison]

You can call me KD Parry

[spare harbor]

faceplants desk

Really?

[dry bison]

Or Larry

[spare harbor]

You know, out of most of the people here. Your one of the few I dont know the age of lol

[dry bison]

I don't care what you call me

[pure sapphire]

Old

[spare harbor]

Speaking of age, apparently everyone at work thinks Im 31. Dafuq

Im 43!

[dry bison]

According to my minecraft avatar, I'm super old

[spare harbor]

Lol

I love this ladies streams. Responding to kids picking on Xinneals lol

THis one kid goes, why did you drink from hoses when you had sinks.

Ummmm

[spare harbor]

Take it from a kid from 1980. YOu were allowed in the house

LOL

[dry bison]

What is a Xinneal

[spare harbor]

I refuse to believe your as old as Singular

😛

Oh, the gen between X and Millenials

We are a cusp generation

[dry bison]

Too many definitions for arbitrary separation

[spare harbor]

We literally saw the paper age end, and the elctronic age begin

Oh trust me, most Xinnies agree, we are a very distinct group lol

Our psychology is.. weird

Being born between such a distinct generational period made us sorta well suited to do a lot of things.

Funny though, were the least married generation. EVER.

[dry bison]

"I can use a cell phone aaaand a rotary phone"

[spare harbor]

Yeah, i remember rotaries

Up tell like... 1991

Overall the year Im born is also the poorest, ever

even poorer then the people in the depression

LOl

[dry bison]

Rotary phones went the way of the Toronto Blue Jays ever winning the world series again

[spare harbor]

We came into the job market during a job market crash, when education spiked 900 percent

Awwww

Im not canadian, can not compute

Hrmm, im hungry. I think im going to make some curry at work. YAY for having a kitchen at work

[dry bison]

Poor co-workers get to smell your salmon curry fish steaks

[spare harbor]

Accurate

Whats funny is, all the pinoy, indian and pakistani show up when I cook curry

[dry bison]

Do you laugh at them?

[spare harbor]

I feed them

😛

[dry bison]

That joke sucks

[spare harbor]

Eh, Im just nice

Besides, they usually cook and share with me

[dry bison]

What is that called...pot luck?

[spare harbor]

I suppose so!

Yeah, people in our walmart are pretty cool when it comes to food

We share a lot

Its a poverty thing. Share and merge ingredients to eat

12 of the workers at our store are completely homeless now

[dry bison]

It's my pot. Thanks for the rock soup, fuckers!

[spare harbor]

another 22 are living in their trucks

Hahaha

Man, i need to grab a 1440p monitor next paycheck

[dry bison]

I don't anticipate ever needing more than 1080.

I never go above it.

I don't like super high res