off-topic-bond-james-bond

[pulsar verge]

That might not happen quite how you want, kids don't always happen so easily

[bleak peak]

I want kids soon

I'm 26 and ideally would like some in the next 2-3 years

[hallow isle]

Bold assuming we won't be shortly consumed by nuclear fire

[pulsar verge]

I think the point was "in an ideal world"

[surreal mauve]

Wdym by that

I know what you mean but

[pulsar verge]

Well, not nearly everyone can get pregnant on the first try and you also can't choose the gender

[surreal mauve]

That’s what I know

But the probability of a boy and a girl is higher than any other probability

And I’ll risk that

If you get a boy, 50%, followed by a girl is like 75% as 50% of 50% is 25%

Not how it works sure

But I’d risk it

[night bobcat]

Lol

[bleak peak]

Wat

[surreal mauve]

I’m talking in terms of probability which is not how it works but the chances of getting 2 boys or 2 girls at 50% each time is 50% * 50% which is 25%

[pulsar verge]

I got three girls

[surreal mauve]

Lucky you

I wouldn’t mind having 2 girls

But i couldn’t handle 2 boys

[pulsar verge]

Their father has 2 more girls, his new partner has 1 girl, my sister has 2 girls, my brother has 1 girl

There are no boys :D

[surreal mauve]

Jesus christ

[pulsar verge]

I guess my grandma exhausted the chances by having 5 boys

[surreal mauve]

I have 6 nephews and 4 nieces so

[bleak peak]

I'm the only boy in my family too (other than the obvious)

Sister and female cousins

[surreal mauve]

My sister has 3 boys, 1 girl, my other sister has 3 girls and 1 boy, my brother has 2 boys

So if we go with the trend

I should have 2 girls

Again I’m happy with that and that won’t happen but

That just makes it a

[pulsar verge]

My generation we have it very 50/50, I have half-sister and half-brother, one of my uncles has a boy and a girl, another uncle has boy and a girl, one has one girl.

[surreal mauve]

87.5% chance of workinf out for me or something

[bleak peak]

I mean it also depends on the Mother

[surreal mauve]

I am the father

[pulsar verge]

But seems like we're all just having girls now :D

[surreal mauve]

Fgs

[surreal mauve]

Cool

[bleak peak]

Corrected

[surreal mauve]

It is down to me

I gues

The gender of the baby

Not that I have any control over that though

[pulsar verge]

I don't personally think it matters as a parent if you have a boy or a girl, cause there are no more forced gender roles

[surreal mauve]

I know

It don’t matter but

[pulsar verge]

I have 3 girls, one is super girly girl and 2 might as well be boys

[surreal mauve]

I’m allowed to have a preference

Right?

Hoping for x

[pulsar verge]

No one said otherwise, but your kids are also allowed an identity, remember that

[bleak peak]

No, how dare you have opinions and preferences

[surreal mauve]

Obviously

[surreal mauve]

My preference is a girl

And I can list a few reasons

All the boys my siblings have had have been absolute crackheads

[bleak peak]

As long as they're healthy I don't mind the gender

[surreal mauve]

Stuff I don’t want to handle while the girls have been way more docile

[pulsar verge]

My youngest one is a total boy, wild little rebelling tornado, a real she-hulk

[surreal mauve]

Lol

[pulsar verge]

There really are no gender-specific behaviour that isn't mainly created by society and these days they are been heavily taken down

[surreal mauve]

I guess

I have a lot to do before I become a parent

I haven’t met my sister yet

I am still an uncle to 10

Including 2 newborns

7 of them I have not talked to in years

Not because I never wanted to but because I had no control

[bleak peak]

You haven't met your sister?

[surreal mauve]

Yeah

We were split

[bleak peak]

Oh no

[surreal mauve]

I last saw her when she was 1 or so

And she is 10 now

[bleak peak]

Does she know about you?

[surreal mauve]

Yeah

She has photos of me and her

I’m her oldest sibling afaik

So I want to be there for her yk

Gonna try to visit when I can drive

Only a 4 hour drive or so

[bleak peak]

I hope you area able to in the future

[surreal mauve]

I hope so too

Day 23 of waiting for a response from her mother

My dad was a dick and left both my and her mother, I aspire to be the opposite of that prick

[bleak peak]

23 days, damn

[bleak peak]

and I'm sorry this happened

[surreal mauve]

Following 9 years of not knowing she existed

[bleak peak]

How'd you find out?

[surreal mauve]

My dad dmed me on instagram

I blocked him

But i was curious about his side of my family

And saw he was following a 10 year old girl

A bit weird, until I realised she was his girl

[bleak peak]

Why does a 10 year old need Instagram

[surreal mauve]

Same second name, follows him back

Asked my mum about it, she knew about her

Told me she was my sistr

[bleak peak]

Oh

[surreal mauve]

Why does a 10 year old need a vape?

Shits weird today

[bleak peak]

I don't get it, yeah

[humble portal]

glad vapes are starting to get banned

[elder shale]

i'll ban you

for being too cute

[humble portal]

do it daddy

[digital heron]

time for an algebra II test i didn’t study for!

[elder shale]

uwu

[digital heron]

there seems to be a pattern

[elder shale]

I have a bunch of certifications to do today and I'm going in blind too

it's ok

[night bobcat]

[elder shale]

fake it 'til you make it

[humble portal]

you're cute af

[digital heron]

your talking

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/no-you-no-u-puppy-boop-pokes-gif-22863655

[night bobcat]

Boop

Noodles is pawing at me and staring

Breakfast and walkie time

[elder shale]

cutie

[bleak peak]

Hey Leone

[elder shale]

Hey Limon

[pulsar verge]

Yeah that's against the terms too

[bleak peak]

Modern parenting is weird

[humble portal]

[pulsar verge]

I talk about social media so brutally honestly that I honestly hopes my girls will stay away even after I cannot legally have a say in it anymore

[bleak peak]

How you doing?

[humble portal]

sittin at work

[bleak peak]

Same

It sucks

I'm bored

[humble portal]

my only social media is like, discord

i only use twitter for uploads

[pulsar verge]

They can watch youtube, just not "be" in there, no commenting, no accounts. They use mine, I see their history, the can follow what they want. Whatsapp they have for friends and family and class, no one else.

[humble portal]

youtube is just my tv

[pulsar verge]

I don't even let them use TikTok

[humble portal]

tiktok is a heeheehaha for like 5 minutes

[bleak peak]

Twitter is my morning newspaper
Reddit I use, but mostly to just look at shit
Discord is where I'm social

[pulsar verge]

Many kids here have tiktok at age 6

[humble portal]

whatsapp spooky

[pulsar verge]

Yeah my kids have had a couple cringe messages of an adult man saying hello, they always come to me and we block it

[ocean pebble]

Shouldn’t even have a phone at age 6

I got my first phone when I got into middle school so I was like 11 or 12

[elder shale]

My kids don't have any of that because they don't exist

[bleak peak]

I had my first phone at 11 and it was a fliphone with snake on it

[elder shale]

xd

[humble portal]

we used a cellphone as a homephone for when we left the house

that was the phone we had

[pulsar verge]

Well, I've had my kid have a cellphone at that age cause I want to be able to call them when they go to the park

[humble portal]

i didnt get my own phone until after job corp

i really hate that my job makes me use whatsapp

because whatsapp is like, SUPER fucking shady

[elder shale]

Same

[pulsar verge]

My oldest had a smartphone that she could only use to call me until 1st grade, my middle one had an old nokia til 2nd grade cause she broke everything, my last one had a smartphone right before preschool because her tablet broke and I wasn't gonna buy a new one at that point

[elder shale]

my old job made me use it

now I just use Slack

[ocean pebble]

I’ve never used whatsapp so idk but probably

[elder shale]

thank fuck

[pulsar verge]

I got my cellphone at age 11 but it was cause they became a thing then

[humble portal]

They had a MASSIVE lawsuit that exposed what they do with your information

[bleak peak]

A smart phone before preschool

[ocean pebble]

Fair

[pulsar verge]

Or maybe 12, don't remember

[humble portal]

they're omega spooky

[ocean pebble]

Let me guess, sold straight to governments?

[pulsar verge]

But I would not let my kids go outside without a phone, no hell's way

[humble portal]

not just governments

literally everyone

it's why you get so many bots

[ocean pebble]

Not surprising

[elder shale]

mmm boil

or getting there

[humble portal]

so many hackers very easily get to you because they get your info through whatsapp

[bleak peak]

Plant

[pulsar verge]

I'm the generation that no one cared where I was when outside, I've been doing some pretty crazy stuff and had pretty bad stuff happening, and it was all considered normal

[ocean pebble]

I stg you can’t trust any software company these days

[bleak peak]

I think the worse is Meta and Tiktok

[pulsar verge]

This is so odd to me, how do people get those? I've never had any and neither have any of my kids

[humble portal]

The old man dming you you mentioned

[pulsar verge]

I do get those "hey here's your package" but my phone automatically spam folders them

[humble portal]

hacking is social engineering

[elder shale]

I resent this

[humble portal]

it's not diving through code to break through your security

[pulsar verge]

Those were not scams, those were straight up men wanting to chat kids, it wasn't me they messaged

[ocean pebble]

Yeah

Is no good

Well I gotta blast

Talk to y’all later

[pulsar verge]

See ya

Have a good day!

[elder shale]

don't blast

[humble portal]

more often than not, that's just a chat bot

[elder shale]

You're a chat hot

hehe

[humble portal]

no u

[elder shale]

Ngl I was actually gonna write bot but it autocorrected

not even mad

[humble portal]

chat thot

[bleak peak]

@humble portal is a bot

[humble portal]

its true

[bleak peak]

No slash commands though

[elder shale]

this soda can pretty

[humble portal]

programmed by redbeet to weed out creepy cms

meat

[elder shale]

meat

[humble portal]

code showing their meat in public

[elder shale]

uwu

[humble portal]

uwu

[surreal mauve]

H

Some guy dmed me on whatsapp

Was a kidnapping scam

I didn’t know about it till I asked

[humble portal]

not suprising

whatsapp is scary

[surreal mauve]

Whatsapp very scary

[humble portal]

idk why people still simp over it after the lawsuit

[surreal mauve]

Privacy

[bleak peak]

With Meta? HAH

[surreal mauve]

It’s still more private than most other messaging stuff

[humble portal]

the whole lawsuit was about the privacy

and how not private it is

[surreal mauve]

I guess ppl just cant be bothered to let it down then

[humble portal]

more sus than snapchat

[surreal mauve]

I use whatsapp

[elder shale]

I just seasoned my meat, Remy

[surreal mauve]

Speaking of snapchat

Brb

[humble portal]

snapchat the app of groomers and drug dealers

[bleak peak]

And Onlyfans

[humble portal]

no thats telegram

[surreal mauve]

I’ve been groomed on discord but not snapchat

[humble portal]

everything happens on discord

[surreal mauve]

World war 3 on discord

[bleak peak]

I don't know I'm out of the loop these days

[humble portal]

telegram is basically just 18+ shit these days

[elder shale]

I've had to mod on members engaging in grooming behaviour, especially when I modded a League server

I saw some shit I never wanna see again tbh

[bleak peak]

Yup, I'd seen that too

[surreal mauve]

Then you don’t wanna see what this guy sent me

[bleak peak]

I've seen people die

[humble portal]

i've seen some crazy shit back in the game grumps group i modded for

[surreal mauve]

In dms

[humble portal]

our own admin

500+ people came out and exposed him

[bleak peak]

I have DM's disabled except for friends

[surreal mauve]

I should do that

[bleak peak]

Nice!

[surreal mauve]

This guy sent me photos of his uh

[humble portal]

yeah my dms are pretty locked down

[surreal mauve]

You know

[bleak peak]

"hahah its so tiny"

[surreal mauve]

Not just his dick but something else

[elder shale]

Except for me

[humble portal]

my roommates and I when we get those pics, we reverse search the rest of his account and send it to anyone else we find connected to him

lots of moms

[bleak peak]

Oh cool I can use external emojis now, nice

[surreal mauve]

I had to report this one woman

[elder shale]

I've seen server dudes sharing child p*rn in a group DM meant for that, modding that was probably one of the most scarring things to this today

[surreal mauve]

Literally admitting to doing it with 9 year old boys

And she had to be disgusting about it

[bleak peak]

Oh jesus

[humble portal]

that was me with our admin

[elder shale]

Had to actually involve police

[humble portal]

that shit was harrowing

sadly he was in the military so he got a free pass

just kicked out of military

[bleak peak]

Yikes

[humble portal]

went and joined another game grumps group we knew and did the same shit there

[surreal mauve]

Anyone see what I said?

[bleak peak]

Yes

[humble portal]

but tbh, sketchy topic

should move on

[safe path]

is Cyberpunk worth playing again? I stopped because it was such horrid on hardware

[night bobcat]

Why the fuxk are we discussing this

[surreal mauve]

Idfk

[night bobcat]

Yes

[humble portal]

I'd heard cyberpunk got way better way after release

i'm pretty jaded on it

[bleak peak]

I need to play it again

[ember pasture]

[safe path]

I havent played it since a week after release because I was mad about it

[ember pasture]

Oh hey Taz, hey Gleam

[night bobcat]

Bugs squashed

[ember pasture]

Hey Natani

[safe path]

yeah Jan 1 2021 last time

[bleak peak]

Hey Aurel, how are you

[humble portal]

apparently it's way better now

[night bobcat]

Still cyberpunk, so if you weren't liking the story or gameplay before, that hasn't changed

[safe path]

heya!

[surreal mauve]

Wtf man

I’m going

[humble portal]

still turning around and all the npcs resetting?

[night bobcat]

Nah

[safe path]

Nah I just hated the bugs and poor performance

[ember pasture]

Pretty good, been on a meat grinder in Foxhole lol

[surreal mauve]

Bye bitches

[humble portal]

?

ok

bye

i guess

[bleak peak]

I remember rage quitting cyberpunk as on the last mission I got stuck in a container...twice

[night bobcat]

Good way to make sure you don't come back

[humble portal]

what happened

[ember pasture]

[humble portal]

was the nuke too fast

[ember pasture]

What was that

[night bobcat]

[humble portal]

gleam on the trigger

[night bobcat]

I didn't do anything lol

[elder shale]

OK this is a tiny ass plate for this amount of food but the others are in the wash and I didn't want to go to the living room to grab the other

[humble portal]

wild

[safe path]

person was pissy because talking about piddling kids is a no no and none of you responded to them

[ember pasture]

Cool server, I'm joining it

[bleak peak]

Panam

[safe path]

and then basically told us off and Gleam ban hammered

[bleak peak]

Apparently my yes wasn't enough

[elder shale]

voilà food

[humble portal]

panam pissed me off because her mission was so fucking broken

[safe path]

least from what I seen scrolling up

[elder shale]

no clue why the pic is sideways

[night bobcat]

I didn't ban

[safe path]

oh

oops

[night bobcat]

Cause your phone is

[bleak peak]

The tank one 👀

[elder shale]

is not

[humble portal]

code get off the wall

[night bobcat]

Is too

[elder shale]

Well

I'm gonna enjoy my food

[humble portal]

no

[night bobcat]

Sideways

[humble portal]

let me enjoy it

[elder shale]

in this uncomfortably small plate

[safe path]

oh man my internet is smoking today, 98MB/s

[humble portal]

my wifi adapter thing finally came yesterday

[night bobcat]

Did you put butter on your pork chops?

[ember pasture]

Have a good meal

[elder shale]

that good or bad

[ember pasture]

[safe path]

thats good

[elder shale]

yes

[night bobcat]

Muting time

This is a no no

[humble portal]

i went from a spastic 1-4mb/s to a crisp 130mb/s

[elder shale]

I'd base them but

lazy

[humble portal]

base me

[elder shale]

uwu

[night bobcat]

Based

[safe path]

its around 980mbps

[primal kelp]

[humble portal]

omg shira

my love

[primal kelp]

[humble portal]

come cuddle me

[safe path]

sorry math wrong

[elder shale]

no idea what I said that too tbh lol

[safe path]

its around 800Mbps

[bleak peak]

I'm happy with my 150mbps

[safe path]

basically using all but 200Mbps of our speed lolo

[bleak peak]

But wow 800 would be nice

[elder shale]

I'm clumsy and spilled juice over me

[safe path]

Hilarious because I am installed it on my NVME m.2 drive and its disk activity is the same speed XD

[humble portal]

ill come clean you

[bleak peak]

Now drink it up

[surreal mauve]

Hello I am back

[elder shale]

hopefully it dries out, don't wanna change shirts

[surreal mauve]

Sike you though

[elder shale]

God I look

[humble portal]

code chest

[elder shale]

fucking stupid in that lmao

[surreal mauve]

Nice lips

Lmao

[elder shale]

thank u

[bleak peak]

Hello back

[safe path]

XD

[surreal mauve]

Grr

I am angy this week

I have been ill since yesterday and I can’t go gym today

[bleak peak]

Angy

[ember pasture]

I see almost nothing wrong with the shirt tho

[elder shale]

ye i just realised you can really tell

[primal kelp]

i wish my room was closer to the internet we have gig but i use wifi and powerline net

[surreal mauve]

Nice chest

[humble portal]

omg we're the same

[surreal mauve]

Can I show you my tiny muscles

[elder shale]

can't

[surreal mauve]

And ya’ll content with 150Mbps and I’m sat here

With no wifi

And when it wants to work 30Mbps

[ember pasture]

Oof, geez that sucks

[surreal mauve]

Lol

[primal kelp]

my router is wifi 6 at least

[surreal mauve]

I use ethernet to get 4 megabytes

[humble portal]

idk what that means

[surreal mauve]

Because my wifi stinks

[jovial dragon]

Y'know what they say right?

[surreal mauve]

Nwoof writing the entire oxford dictionary:

[jovial dragon]

Sucks to suck.

[surreal mauve]

Not always 😉

Wait uh

Can I send you a photo of mine food?

[jovial dragon]

Now, I'm going to go out on limb.

I'm spoken for.

[humble portal]

muna is 15

[safe path]

Code nice beard o3o

[surreal mauve]

No I am muma

[surreal mauve]

Omgg

[night bobcat]

Chest beard

[jovial dragon]

Suspicious.

[ivory thorn]

I have 180Mbps download which is okay for downloading games despite often taking up to an hour, but my upload speed is 10Mbps which is a massive bottleneck for some of my tasks

[humble portal]

yoooo code lookin like an evil warlord

[surreal mauve]

‘Okay’

[pure sinew]

so at 12Mbps here...

[surreal mauve]

Apergos

[primal kelp]

games download at 60Mbs

[surreal mauve]

I share ir pain

[jovial dragon]

Mines not super fast, but it's fast enough for everything I want to do. And it's stable.

[primal kelp]

wish it was faster

[jovial dragon]

I think my wifi has an outage like three times a year.

Maybe less.

[night bobcat]

Go business fiber

[surreal mauve]

Mine has an outsge every other day 😠

[night bobcat]

Nyooooom

[primal kelp]

i have fiber im just kn wifi

[elder shale]

My pork chops

are good

[primal kelp]

i should get a long cat6 cable

[night bobcat]

Are buttery

[elder shale]

be jelly

[night bobcat]

And this is a crime

[elder shale]

no

[safe path]

I could get a second fiber line ran here, would give me 2Gbps

[elder shale]

You're a crime

[night bobcat]

Thx bb

[surreal mauve]

I think you’re p good rn

[safe path]

they already said I could when I askled XD

@elder shale did you see your beard?

[elder shale]

ni

no

[surreal mauve]

How

[jovial dragon]

ni

[elder shale]

lmao

[jovial dragon]

You had it right.

[ivory thorn]

I’m thinking of switching to Fiber at 1-3Gbps

[safe path]

Im just sad my network devices only do 1gb

[humble portal]

im trapped in comcast

[primal kelp]

good

suffer

[safe path]

means my transfers to NAS are capped

[primal kelp]

[surreal mauve]

You guys don’t know what it’s like

[ivory thorn]

I’d love 10Gbps but that’s unavailable in my country atm

[surreal mauve]

To have actual bad wifi

[safe path]

Oh yes I do, I was on it for 4 years

[surreal mauve]

What speed

[ember pasture]

Oh, my wifi used to be 4mbps

[surreal mauve]

Ok you do

[ember pasture]

And it usually refuse to work

[surreal mauve]

Turkmenistan speeds

[ember pasture]

[night bobcat]

Zoooom

[safe path]

we had wireless internet from the ISP, literally wifi beamed tower to tower to our place and had a wopping 5Mbps at BEST, normally 1Mbps

to share with 8 people

[ember pasture]

Damn bro, that sucks

[surreal mauve]

Well now you are all good aye

[primal kelp]

this secretlab chair is comfy enough that i fell asleep in it talking with a friend

[jovial dragon]

Dialup you have.

[surreal mauve]

I’m here with 4 megybytes at a time where games are 100 gigabytes

[jovial dragon]

That's why I paid like $500 for mine

[safe path]

YEah I almost got us blacklisted from the ISP because I was bitching about their shotty work because they used indoor rated cat5e, outside

[jovial dragon]

Stupid purchase.

[primal kelp]

titan x evo

[jovial dragon]

And I'd still do it again.

[night bobcat]

Sorry, got sidetracked, Hiya!

[surreal mauve]

Same

[primal kelp]

yeah i turned my old chair into an ottoman for my feet

[ember pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-meme-but-looney-tunes-gif-22310685

[primal kelp]

so i can really lay down

[surreal mauve]

Hats my boy

[night bobcat]

Not a hat

[primal kelp]

softweave?

[surreal mauve]

Yes

[primal kelp]

same chair then

[jovial dragon]

Someone has gotta say it, right?

[surreal mauve]

Fr

[jovial dragon]

The choice in color is really weird.

[primal kelp]

for the wall?

[surreal mauve]

I didn’t get to choose

[jovial dragon]

Everything about that photo just feels wrong, maybe I'm crazy.

[surreal mauve]

It does

But my mothrr is wrong in many ways

She painted the kitchen cupboards green

[ember pasture]

Anyway, I'm off to Foxhole again, see you guys in a few hours

[surreal mauve]

The countertops she painted pink

The radiators she painted green

She’s mental

[ivory thorn]

If I were to get a secretlab chair I’d probably need the biggest one considering I’m 6’3 and 276lb

[surreal mauve]

Nah

You wouldbMt

HOW

ARE YOU 276 LBS

That’s an accomplishment tbh

[jovial dragon]

Damn. I thought I was heavy.

[primal kelp]

hey we dont judge weight here

[jovial dragon]

I'm like 180

[surreal mauve]

Nobody is judging

I’m asking how

[ivory thorn]

Lack of exercise

[safe path]

Now it's time to work and to watch the 1995 cinematic masterpiece twister starring Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton

[surreal mauve]

Try it

Gym bros are cool

I promise you

[jovial dragon]

No, they ain't.

[surreal mauve]

They sre

You go to the wrong gym

[ember pasture]

I got my ass gassed, so here I am

[safe path]

It depends on how they act

[ember pasture]

[surreal mauve]

If you go to an anytime fitness

[jovial dragon]

I used to go to the gym on the daily basis on base. Fucking wackos.

[surreal mauve]

Ofc ur gonna find idiots

[surreal mauve]

Wrong gym man

[ivory thorn]

I did do weightlifting for a month in Grade 11 then COVID came

[jovial dragon]

But that's kinda the point I guess.

[surreal mauve]

I go to a local gym the ppl there are nice

[safe path]

No, I work out at planet fitness and there are some idiots there too

[ember pasture]

Most people in my gym are nice though

[surreal mauve]

Very nice

All of them

[ember pasture]

[jovial dragon]

Never said they weren't nice.

[primal kelp]

the 4090 is so big that u need a support for the card so it doesnt sag

[surreal mauve]

Well you’re looking at people restricted to diets of rice and chicken

[jovial dragon]

Nah.

[surreal mauve]

And who munch on protien

[safe path]

But there's also a lot of nice people too that keep cheering me on cuz. So far I've lost 78 lb since going to the gym

[jovial dragon]

Just leave it in there and let it hang around

[surreal mauve]

You’re not gonna have ‘normal’ people there

[safe path]

And that's going to be since end of June too

[primal kelp]

chunky boi

[ember pasture]

That's great lol, keep going

[surreal mauve]

That is ugly

[jovial dragon]

Oh, that's real?

I thought it was a meme.

[safe path]

Like I said there are some nice people at the gym and there's some horrible people out of the gym and just depends on the time you go and the area in but that goes for everything

[primal kelp]

waiting for 4080 benckmarks so i can see if i should go for a 3090ti

[surreal mauve]

It’s also about not going to an anytime fitness

[bleak peak]

RBG brick

[surreal mauve]

Or a puregym or something

You gotta find a good gym like a local one

For better equipment and (usually) better people

[night bobcat]

Very nice Nat, grats

[surreal mauve]

And take someone with you

[safe path]

There's some nice people at planet fitness like I said it. Just it depends you know

[night bobcat]

Same as anywhere with people

[surreal mauve]

Planet fitness sounds like a big chain

[safe path]

But I do agree from experience that when I've been to plant or anytime fitness, I mean not planet fitness. There was not as many nice people

Also I met anytime fitness and response to what you were saying. I wasn't continuing on about planet fitness. I was getting the two mixed up in my mind cuz her names are so similar

[ember pasture]

[safe path]

Also because I'm trying to multitask cuz yeah I was supposed to start work 3 minutes ago and I was waiting for my computer to boot up

[surreal mauve]

M

I’ve been to like 5 different gyms before

Anytime fitness was the worst

[primal kelp]

i have to save money to go to the gym but ive been spending like an idiot

[surreal mauve]

Leisure center gyms are also the worst

[safe path]

I'm trying so hard and since I just had you know the lap band the they said they're not really worried about my calorie intake now until I get to you know a week or two into solid foods so we'll see. Hopefully I'll get down to the next hundred mark here soon. I got 30 lb to go to get down to there

[surreal mauve]

Then puregym wasn’t that bad

[night bobcat]

You can do it

[surreal mauve]

Pump gyms was really really good

And now the gym I go is very good

[safe path]

Also, I lied. It's the 1996 cinematic masterpiece twister not 95. I always get the year messed up

[surreal mauve]

Issa local gym so im not about to dox myself

[primal kelp]

gpu so big it comes with an rgb support stick

[bleak peak]

Yikes

The power consumption is a monster too

[safe path]

I mean my GPU came with an all metal support stick

[bleak peak]

Same, 3060

Before I swapped it with one that worked

[mint spear]

is it a good idea to have a hard drive and a ssd in the same computer

[ivory thorn]

It won’t damage anything

[primal kelp]

i have 3 ssds and a hard drive

why would having both damage uur pc

[safe path]

I mean some people don't know. You know they're asking you know legitimate question if they're not as tech savvy 🙂

[elder shale]

I have eaten

I am full and content

[safe path]

What have you eaten?

[elder shale]

Porkchops

[safe path]

Did you put worse? Sister Shire sauce on it

[elder shale]

No

Lmao

Don't think I have any tbh

[night bobcat]

worse sister shire

Where they send shitty hobbits

[safe path]

So close to stuff other than liquid

[night bobcat]

Nice!

[wet pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/gollum-sneaky-little-hobbitses-lotr-hobbit-sneaky-gif-3537314

[elder shale]

pla

pls

[wet pollen]

You can do it

[elder shale]

aw that chart is kinda cute, almost there!

how you feel?

[night bobcat]

Almost to blended

Smooothiessss

[elder shale]

I'll blend you

[night bobcat]

Yes please

[elder shale]

Singular Smoothie

Smoothie Gleam

[night bobcat]

Lol

Smoothular Gleam

[mint spear]

wym

[wet pollen]

That first day of soft foods is gonna be amazing

[elder shale]

Softbeak

[safe path]

I feel like I have a shit ton. More energy to be honest. I mean I've basically lost. You know 80 lb now. I know a lot of people know it hear how much I used to we. You know going from what I did down to. I'm now at 4:30 which is still a lot but obviously I'm still trying but I can actually you know move around and shit a lot easier without getting winded. I feel my depression and shit isn't as bad which is a huge plus to me because being that big was part of the reason I was so upset and depressed and because I was upset and depressed I would eat more which would cause me to be more upset and depressed so vicious cycle sort of like how if you ever seen the movie. Austin Powers how the guy named fat bastard explains it. Yeah, basically that I know that's a poor representation but it's the truth

Also apologize for the wall of text and then feeding. The words are odd again voice to text cuz I'm working

[mint spear]

risbeak looking good as usual

[night bobcat]

Good health helps immensely with feeling good - obviously isn't a cure all, but it goes a long way

[elder shale]

Facts

Oh I leveled up

do I get a cookie

[night bobcat]

You are already maxed bb

[wet pollen]

Keep up the good fight Natani, we are all rooting for you

[elder shale]

112

[safe path]

No you're still the same level or color I mean

[elder shale]

Yes

but I leveled up

Just no more roles

[night bobcat]

Gonna remove some xp

[elder shale]

I will get all the roles

[night bobcat]

So you can get colors again

[elder shale]

Lol

plsno

[wet pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-pads-cute-gif-5843339

[safe path]

When I first seen that the video didn't load and I thought it was one of those big ass puff mushrooms, the big white ones

[elder shale]

Just finished season 1 of game of thrones, 3 more to go before I stop

[ember pasture]

I still haven't watched GoT

[elder shale]

I'm rewatching since watching House of the Dragon

[wet pollen]

omg those used to grow everywhere in the yard where I lived when I was a kid

[elder shale]

Only until Season 4 ends tho

[wet pollen]

Me and my siblings would hop on them to make them go poof

[elder shale]

There's a naked lady with three baby dragons on the screen

[safe path]

And I thought I was in a weird stuff

[night bobcat]

GoT

Or Mario

[elder shale]

à

lmao

[wet pollen]

Gleam of Thrones 👑

[night bobcat]

Ayyyy

[elder shale]

Thronular Gleam

[wet pollen]

We need an edit of Gleam sitting on that pointy sword throne

[elder shale]

I will make

gleam in ck3

[wet pollen]

I approve, and welcome our new liege

[night bobcat]

Hahaha

[elder shale]

Stewardship maxed

diplomacy too

[wet pollen]

Need a crown on your pfp Gleam

[safe path]

Rabbit can we do better than 30? No boss. No it's best to stay on until we pass Rogers Creek

[night bobcat]

I'm no artist :*(

[safe path]

Shit, sorry I accidentally hit my microphone but when I was scrolling and it picked up the text from the video

[night bobcat]

Lol

[elder shale]

Lmao Nat

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-cute-animals-cuddles-gif-17230500

Bnuy

[wet pollen]

Send me your profile pic and I'll give you a crown

[mint spear]

I once knew someone who had a bunny

havent seen them in ages

but the bunnies were really cute

both loved chewing books

[wet pollen]

Crunchy wisdom

[ember pasture]

[wet pollen]

Hello Aurel

[elder shale]

I had a bunny as a wee lad

I loved her

I still miss her

[safe path]

Man, I'm mad. My emote that I made for twister or GIF isn't showing up on my GIFs anymore as my favorite

[zenith pebble]

who pingth'd me

nerds

[elder shale]

Probably me

Hi Foxie

[zenith pebble]

heyyyy code

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-gif-25500376

[zenith pebble]

gm

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-baby-kitten-meow-oce-little-gif-14276845

[night bobcat]

I love Knights art style

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932237281916510248/1002570345485705256/gleamglance.png

[zenith pebble]

@elder shale you traded ocelot as a spirit animal for like... a corvid of some sort?

[night bobcat]

So good

[zenith pebble]

i think it was a bird

maybe not in the family corvidae

[elder shale]

same

[elder shale]

Kestrel

https://tenor.com/view/falcon-flying-flapping-wings-hovering-gif-15663198

[night bobcat]

They don't taste very good, switch to duck

[elder shale]

LEAM PLS

G

[clever vessel]

leamplsg

[night bobcat]

Lol

[zenith pebble]

riiight

i have a pencil at my desk that dispenses lead when u shake it. nice

[night bobcat]

Can I just say, I love all the heart badges - good idea from Red

[elder shale]

I heart all the heart badges too

:P

Poor Romilda

[bleak peak]

King George VI but Romilda

[elder shale]

My king got wounded and lost an eye so he wears a mask now

and his brother died

oh well less worries about partitions

[bleak peak]

Its like Civ, Spore and rogue legacy

[safe path]

I know this is weird but can anybody help me search because I'm at work right now and I need to get my cat food ordered real quick. On a while back I mentioned that my kitty cat Ryder had to have a special food and I posted a picture of it. I don't remember the brand name but it was like a CD was in the name. It was a specific type of food. Can anybody help me search for it?

[bleak peak]

Hill's Prescription Diet C/D Urinary Stress Cat Food?

[safe path]

No that's what we give him now but that's $60 a bag but I did find what I was looking for. It just took a little bit of finagling. I took a short little break to do it

[bleak peak]

My cat was allergic to fish so he had special food

As most cat foods contain fish in way

I'm glad you found it

[digital heron]

it was so easy

[safe path]

Yeah I appreciate it. My cat has a urinary issues so I got to make sure to get him the special stuff and it's expensive. That's why I won't go with hills cuz I found that a lot of people say the Purina One works

[elder shale]

uh

why is a number from the UK calling me

[primal kelp]

adam wants to see u

[elder shale]

I'm not picking up

[ocean pebble]

I’ve had calls come in from all corners of the US

Never pick up lol

[elder shale]

I don't normally get international calls

If it's for work, they need to let me know in advance or I'm not picking up

[hallow isle]

pick up ho

[ocean pebble]

I should start picking up and saying “Hello, you’ve reached the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Houston office. Please note that your call will be recorded in its entirety.”

[night bobcat]

Impersonating a federal bureau or officer is a felony

[elder shale]

Fel

ony

[ocean pebble]

Pretty sure only if it’s for financial gain

[night bobcat]

Lol, you roll with that

[ocean pebble]

Otherwise you’d be seeing a lot of trick or treaters being arrested

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-fbi-skeptic-chicken-funny-gif-14153035

[night bobcat]

Hahaha

Smh

Not the same thing friend

[hallow isle]

Nah, it's a strict liability offence - mens rea not required

[ocean pebble]

Plus, there is also one counterpoint

I don’t care

[hallow isle]

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a41300303/nyquil-chicken-fda-warning

[night bobcat]

I don't either

[ocean pebble]

Who would’ve guessed

[dry bison]

I get calls from all over the world from robo callers.

Robocaller is like Robocop, but unemployed

The call center robocop

[ocean pebble]

Robocallers suck because you can’t troll them

Or waste their time

[dry bison]

You can't but you can fuck with them

[hallow isle]

No statement made on Dayquil chicken so we assume that's still aight

[dry bison]

Most companies that use robocallers use a program that listens in on the call to see if it's talking to a person. If you pick up and say nothing it will be dead air.

[ocean pebble]

What about Pepto Bismol chicken

[dry bison]

After 30 seconds of dead air it just hangs up

Some call centers actually have the program remove calls that respond dead air, assuming it's a fax machine or something

That way their program hits more real people

[ocean pebble]

A FAX MACHINE

[dry bison]

So any number I don't recognize from out of town, I simply pickup and say nothing

[ocean pebble]

📠

If they start talking they’re a scammer so you can troll them

[dry bison]

If it's one of those automated ones that jumps into a pitch right away, block the number....otherwise, fuck them

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-red-easy-button-red-button-gif-4642542

[dry bison]

Those automated pitch ones can not be trolled. They're the programs rolling for the lowest hanging fruit and profit the least for the call center, that probably doesn't care about losing money running them

Poor Ormond Earlyman

[ocean pebble]

Where is your kingdom located

[dry bison]

I think he took over Ireland

[elder shale]

Ireland

[ocean pebble]

Have you unified the place yet

[limber fractal]

what about spaghetti tho?

[elder shale]

Not yet

I just started this one :v

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-destroy-ruins-wreck-gif-14659966

[ocean pebble]

What is your first target after Ireland?

Scotland & England?

[elder shale]

Nah

Not yet

[ocean pebble]

You should take over the world in a game where that is absolutely not the objective

[elder shale]

I like not pain

[ocean pebble]

Too bad

Your journey into video game masochism begins now

[mint spear]

hello everybody

wait

nvm

look at this banana my friend gave me

it was pretty nice and sweet

[digital heron]

that’s cool

[ocean pebble]

Banan

A

[digital heron]

only hand size tho

[bleak peak]

or is it one giant hand?

[digital heron]

could be

[ember pasture]

[ocean pebble]

No it’s five tiny hands piloting a big hand

[mint spear]

well

the banana was big

my hand aint that big either

[night bobcat]

for now

[ocean pebble]

Five very tiny hands piloting a normal sized hand

[mint spear]

😨

[mint spear]

interesting comparison

my hand

[night bobcat]

Barely as big as @elder shale's thumb

[ocean pebble]

One very tiny hand in each finger

[mint spear]

people say I could be a good piano player

apparently because my fingers are long

[mint spear]

we'll see about that

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/long-thumb-thumbs-up-gif-25948245

[night bobcat]

[mint spear]

that your thumb?

[ember pasture]

Yeah that’s huge

[mint spear]

should I make a joke

[bleak peak]

What the

[digital heron]

bro what

[elder shale]

i DUNNO

looks like they popped it out of place

[digital heron]

not yours tho right?

[elder shale]

no

i'm not a glass of milk

[limber fractal]

what about your toe? have you shown it to Gleam?

[elder shale]

many times

[limber fractal]

not enough

it's been forevz since he last got toe dms

sad times

[mint spear]

for now

[zenith pebble]

more like a talll glass of water

[mint spear]

how tall is code?

[zenith pebble]

6'11"

[limber fractal]

as tall as his thumb

[zenith pebble]

2.5 meters

Roja! Hola aaaamigaaa

[limber fractal]

hi Foxie!

Foxie, how tall are foxes?

https://tenor.com/view/cute-light-bright-smile-fox-gif-17768064

[zenith pebble]

what breed?

[limber fractal]

that's a cute fox i found

[mint spear]

bet all the ladies love him

[limber fractal]

what breed are you?

[mint spear]

what if he's actually an alien pretending to be a fox?

[digital heron]

guy fox skinwalker

[zenith pebble]

Red Fox is 14-20" tall
Arctic Fox 10-12"

Red Foxes are the biggest true foxes

[limber fractal]

nooooo Foxie would never pretend

[mint spear]

you never know

[limber fractal]

ooh so interesting

[mint spear]

never keep your guard down

he can feed you to the alien god or smth

or sacrifice you to the sun when you least expect it

[limber fractal]

he would never

[jaunty copper]

what's got two thumbs and fell on the river rocks this morning

[mint spear]

you?

[jaunty copper]

https://tenor.com/bhnM8.gif

[mint spear]

oh no

you ok??

[limber fractal]

you fell?

[zenith pebble]

same as you sis

[mint spear]

did you break your thumbs?

[jaunty copper]

yes but i still don't look like john krasczynski

i bruised my knees

nothing major

[zenith pebble]

dang u got smooshed

[limber fractal]

ouchie

[ocean pebble]

No he’s 199’11”

[jaunty copper]

i smooshed my patella into an igneous formation

[limber fractal]

are we red foxies?

[jaunty copper]

RedHotFoxie

[zenith pebble]

uhh yeah obvi 😂

[ocean pebble]

Right @elder shale?

[limber fractal]

[limber fractal]

how's the patella?

[elder shale]

I am

many talls

[jaunty copper]

good but now i want paella

[zenith pebble]

YOU DROPPED YOUR PAELLA??

[limber fractal]

same

[jaunty copper]

i dropped my phone

in the waters

[limber fractal]

oh nooooo

[jaunty copper]

but it is also fine i think

[limber fractal]

you put it in rice?

[jaunty copper]

no i hiked for 2 more miles

it was a splash n dash

[zenith pebble]

man ive dropped phones in all kinds of water and they still work a lot of the time, once a lovely babbling stream, another time the bathtub

u know how it is

[jaunty copper]

not an extended submersion

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/relief-phew-gif-22113399

[jaunty copper]

ikr

i don't even want a new iphone

i'm done upgrading

[limber fractal]

oof! the bathtub

[limber fractal]

samezies

[zenith pebble]

ker-plunk

ive had my new phone maybe 3 months and i think its the longest ive ever gone without damaging an iphone

[jaunty copper]

ker-splash

ker-blub

[zenith pebble]

it still worked

[ocean pebble]

ker-pow

[jaunty copper]

ker-skrrt

[zenith pebble]

and i got full trade in value lesss gooo

[jaunty copper]

less goo

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-gif-8398519

skrrt skrrt

[ocean pebble]

ker-screeeeech

[zenith pebble]

thats actually a home movie of @limber fractal

[jaunty copper]

i believe

[ocean pebble]

This kid is already cooler than i’ll ever be

[limber fractal]

speaking of movies, did you watch the NMSCord Hub Showcase widgeo?

[zenith pebble]

idk what that is soooo nope

are there starcabs in this sub now?

were they always there?

[limber fractal]

#community-news message link is here hold on

[zenith pebble]

saw someone request a ride in bot spam and was like what?

[limber fractal]

we have a hub ride command and a role so ppl can get rides

[limber fractal]

yeh

[zenith pebble]

yeah i saw that, never knew it was there

[digital heron]

what should i make for dinner tonight?

[limber fractal]

link. sorry on phone https://youtu.be/3wEUR-AhoGw

[zenith pebble]

Beef Wellington

[limber fractal]

i think i told you i did the voice right? Azure made the widgeo

and @clever vessel made the lovely emblem ofc

[zenith pebble]

youre the voice of the widya?

[limber fractal]

linked you in the description too Zach

[zenith pebble]

ooh this is our cord

[limber fractal]

yes sir

[zenith pebble]

i should like, make a complete nice base smh

[limber fractal]

yeh

[zenith pebble]

this guy fox is faux as frick

[limber fractal]

fax. the infamous trogdor!

[thick stump]

first time i've seen this. That's amazing !

[zenith pebble]

i was trying to make Faux Chateau really cool but then i was driven mad by staircases not placing indoors

[thick stump]

sharing this on the Twitters

[zenith pebble]

i even learned how to make spiral stairs so i could do curvy stair stuff

but then when i needed straight sections game is like "nah lmao you cant put that normal thing in a normal place"

[limber fractal]

wheee! and good point! i should mention the Hub event on Twitter too

[limber fractal]

das so cool

[zenith pebble]

Sean plz give functional stairs for building

how have they been broken since the beginning of time and never fixed?

[clever vessel]

what da heck that’s so cool! RED voice REVEAL!?

[limber fractal]

you can always ask for tips in #nms-base-building. kail and weasel are super creative and knowledgeable and helpful

[limber fractal]

voice reveal

Azure did a fantastic job with the widgeo

lots of time and effort fosho

took a bit to release it. but it's officially out now

[zenith pebble]

yeah i know, and i know how to do a couple of the glitches like wire and uhh tether, but i shouldnt have to glitch build normal stairs just so they rest against a wall

[clever vessel]

i love that the center of Azure’s base is the roamer

good job @pure hedge

[limber fractal]

lol right? it's way cool

[zenith pebble]

i am also friends with Mitey, im sure Mitey could help me sometime

Miteys probably S-tier builder now

[limber fractal]

ooh totally! he made the football field! you have to come check it out

for the event this weekend

[zenith pebble]

i have a wedding this weekend 😕

[clever vessel]

congrats! i hope you found the right gal

i hope she has plenty of mnms in her dress pockets at the wedding so you guys can have a lil snack while you say your vows

[pure hedge]

thanks!

[zenith pebble]

oh wait whoa what, its not mine, i am a few steps away from such a thing

and by a few i mean all of them

[limber fractal]

you getting married?

[zenith pebble]

no

[limber fractal]

no sadnesssssss

[zenith pebble]

sad blob is cute tho

[limber fractal]

marriage is overrated Foxie

[zenith pebble]

yeah i know, ive had the priviledge to see friends go through divorce over the past year lol

i butchered privilege

is there really no d in it?

[clever vessel]

okay then i'm celebrating your future marriage

congrats!

[zenith pebble]

lmao future marriage ok, if i get married youre invited

[clever vessel]

sounds good

[zenith pebble]

every single person in this server is officially invited

[clever vessel]

wow

imagine

[zenith pebble]

big wedding, unimaginably big

almost as if...

[ocean pebble]

Cool i’ll come as long as transportation costs are covered

[zenith pebble]

yeah just take the chinatown bus to philly

ill pick u up at Reading Terminal

[clever vessel]

personal jets for each discord member

this includes minecraft server

[zenith pebble]

yup oh also everyone gets a +1

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggin-head-bob-jay-z-gif-9224170

[digital heron]

can someone ping me in the spoiler thread?

[limber fractal]

[limber fractal]

wheeeeeeee

[limber fractal]

[eternal thorn]

It's a migraine day

[limber fractal]

oh no