guild_community

[fleet badger]

ill trade u for cud fr.

[autumn ruin]

They done deleted my message 😭

[strange fossil]

Good .

[candid wasp]

@simple oar @zenith path pickems came out

2 3:0 and 2 0:3 and 6 advance pickems

a change in the system

5 correct

[rapid arch]

this an oxzy classic

[white shard]

Gladionus the one who pioneered it ...

[rapid arch]

o

thought that was the finding taq

[white shard]

Nop

[tribal marten]

@everyone panic sell ur abso real

[viral star]

how do u know

[tribal marten]

i want cheap absos

[viral star]

what if the real fluid healing was thecfriends we made along the way

[molten mountain]

It's a buff not a nerf

L

[viral star]

yeah a pretty huge one too

[candid wasp]

Its nerf

Rolls dont transfer

[molten mountain]

It's buff

[viral star]

it’s a nerf for already existing godlys

[molten mountain]

Oh right

[viral star]

but a buff overall for any new perfect absos with max heal eff

[frail niche]

how much even are mythics now

[tribal marten]

idk

[molten mountain]

Healing getting rerolled

[candid wasp]

this is a tragedy for healing

[tribal marten]

but i bought one for 1.5 thats godly and red wd just now

[candid wasp]

Nooo

Im in school

[frail niche]

Oh so dirt cheap still

epic

[tribal marten]

yup

[candid wasp]

Im gonna be home in 5 hrs

5.5

[molten mountain]

Can't you do to keep legacy ids or something

[candid wasp]

bro this aint fair fr

why you announcing this us time

[molten mountain]

I know you can

[candid wasp]

literally insider trading

[viral star]

im pretty sure once this heal patch rolls out ur able to tank tna now

relatively easily

[tribal marten]

u already could lmfoa

[molten mountain]

Haha no

[frail niche]

wtf is "this heal patch"

[molten mountain]

Purple circles in question:

[tribal marten]

just need to use like 1 brain cell

[tribal marten]

press w for .5 second to not hit circle

WOW !

[frail niche]

are they reverting the 3x buff they gave to shaman after the you will barely notice it

[molten mountain]

You'll barely notice it

[frail niche]

link?

[viral star]

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/item-team-thread-item-ingredient-major-id-changes-updates-more.269645/

[molten mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785655481259655218/1217761189476438086/Screenshot_20240314_100532_Chrome.jpg?ex=6605337c&is=65f2be7c&hm=bb1f6f594dc02bda4f4a6514b2dd718f1ccabb67b19e2dc52d4b2d0f93897bf3&

[frail niche]

why is stuff like this announced nowhere

#📫noticeboard #1090130268230271077 🥴

[molten mountain]

Sevlut being sevlut

[viral star]

because fuсk you

[molten mountain]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tribal marten]

ill be honest im not sure wyh selvut did it at fucking 2an

am

[molten mountain]

No rots changes?

Or forgor?

[tribal marten]

idk

[viral star]

there are no rots changes

because fuсk you

[molten mountain]

I don't really understand what he's smoking but that shit has to be good

[viral star]

also how lament got a new id

add heal eff along with the water damage

20 fucking percent

[candid wasp]

20?

[frail niche]

oxzy infilitrated item team to buff lament

[viral star]

31 fucking percent

[candid wasp]

Its more

[candid wasp]

More

[candid wasp]

Thats base

[viral star]

ya

[candid wasp]

40

Max

….

[viral star]

so

[molten mountain]

Wait

[viral star]

shadow patch

at 2am

[molten mountain]

Actually got changed?

[viral star]

changing a fundamental part of the game

[candid wasp]

Nah it got announced i think

Idk when change

[frail niche]

i mean thats kinda how wynn always does it

[viral star]

usually it would be shit like added poop shard ingredient

[molten mountain]

For you it's 2 am and for me 10 am

(:

[viral star]

that’s still too early

[green elbow]

im too fkin dumb to find the changelog

[viral star]

it’s actually so user unfriendly u gotta scroll to the bottom

[molten mountain]

And 3 pm for asia (:

[viral star]

that’s still too early

[candid wasp]

Man wtf is this

[viral star]

i honestly have no clue what this patch accomplishes

[candid wasp]

nothing

ct is bored

@cunning vault

[molten mountain]

Chaos

[cunning vault]

not shadow-patch

announcement

the changes aren't in yet

and we don't know when the next patch will be

so it could be a hot minute

[candid wasp]

could it change?

[cunning vault]

I'm doin it now cause this is when I have time to do it

[candid wasp]

or is it like

[viral star]

so announcement for the shadow patch

[cunning vault]

cause this is after work for me

[candid wasp]

are the changes subject to change?

[molten mountain]

Did rots got buffed and you forgot to put in patch notes or just decided that it doesn't deserve a buff?

[high wave]

what the fuck blue tag in guild comm

[cunning vault]

we looked over wands, reliks, and armors

[molten mountain]

And you just decided that it doesn't exist?

[cunning vault]

cause when you think "healing" you think "the classes which have base healing abilities"

so rots slipped through the cracks

[viral star]

ya stooopid warrior isn’t a heal class

[molten mountain]

So it's just an accident right? Or intended

[candid wasp]

just saying minimal people have been positive about the change

[cunning vault]

liar

[molten mountain]

Oh mb

[candid wasp]

there was that one guy

[cunning vault]

when I have seen with my own damn eyes people bein excited

[candid wasp]

that said that shit absos can become good absos

but idk what else

[molten mountain]

Yeah, majority of the changes are nice

[viral star]

market value is the least of concern regarding changes

this is an incredibly huge buff to healing items

[candid wasp]

It is very converning

Concerning

[high wave]

but that was the excuse they gave for not tuning some of the low mana regen items up

[candid wasp]

Not exactly

[high wave]

🤦

[candid wasp]

Its hard to stack wd%

[high wave]

guard still has 1/5 mr

[candid wasp]

On armor

[high wave]

because "we cant reroll high value guards!"

[molten mountain]

My one objection is immolation because it was already weak

[candid wasp]

It was way easier to stack healing efficiency

You want to balance the two for maximum healing

[viral star]

it was a flavor id kept in as a joke

i complained about this

[molten mountain]

They are additive

[viral star]

and the response i got was let devs have fun

[candid wasp]

Thats why adding a heff to abso would be a better change as lament was changed

[high wave]

5/5 would not be flavor unironically

but like

[candid wasp]

No way

[high wave]

👍

[candid wasp]

They are definetely multiplicative

[molten mountain]

Crazy

[viral star]

they don’t know the difference

[candid wasp]

sauce?

[high wave]

yeah i guess not

[molten mountain]

I made it the fuck up

[candid wasp]

lol

it aint additive ( i think )

well many people said so too

lets ask the expert

[molten mountain]

Logic tells me that they are

[candid wasp]

@cunning vault

[viral star]

we aint getting numbers at 2am

[candid wasp]

Do you know if its additive or multiplicative?

Healing efficiency and Water damage %.

[high wave]

yes they are

1 he ~ 3 wd

[molten mountain]

Thank you nelston

[high wave]

roughly

[candid wasp]

I know wd converts

But that he it converts into could be entirely separate

[viral star]

wow so abso huge buff

for the ones that get max heal

[candid wasp]

good thing i got an unid abso

[molten mountain]

Uhmmm akshually it's net neutral because spell elemental conversions 🤓

[candid wasp]

yeah it loses damage now

[molten mountain]

Also abso summoner (:

[viral star]

so abso builds are dead

forever heal item

[candid wasp]

bro if they want to do this

why didnt they change abilities

im so sad

[molten mountain]

Summoner gets unlocked as a possibility

[frail niche]

can you announce it somewhere tho is that possible?

[viral star]

they literally cant

like physically unable to

[molten mountain]

And it doesn't have much water conversions

[candid wasp]

literally i dont even think they know

[frail niche]

maybe a cheeky link drop in #📫noticeboard

[viral star]

nah

they are adamant on using forums

[candid wasp]

aaa

[cunning vault]

I don't have perms in noticeboard.

[candid wasp]

looking forward to getting that 30% healing efficiency abso

[cunning vault]

also I'm not talking in this channel anymore

[viral star]

ty for talking

so like

net neutral mechanic change for healing across the board possible buff

but a complete disaster to godly abso laments

[candid wasp]

Laments aint getting changed

I mean

They are

But the wd is not being removed

[frail niche]

@tribal marten how will the new stats roll

[viral star]

some perfects aren’t gonna be perfect anymore

[frail niche]

will it transfer the roll of the wd

[tribal marten]

complete random afaik

[candid wasp]

There is a perfect lament?

[high wave]

laments are still fine

[viral star]

is there?

[frail niche]

lmao

[candid wasp]

Thats the thing

They wont

[frail niche]

That stinks

[green elbow]

wait

doesnt abso have 260 wd

[high wave]

lament isnt losing wd

its just gaining he

[viral star]

it’s baseline

[white shard]

Thats avg not max

[simple oar]

Link to forum post

[candid wasp]

Base

[cunning vault]

I just meant in this channel specifically

[viral star]

yea ty for replying to this channel specifically

ik how shit this channel is

[candid wasp]

me too

we are glad to have a ct here

[viral star]

i just wanted to see if people are freaking out here but apparently nobody is right now

probably because it’s way too early

[green elbow]

way too early+dont even know how the new stat will work

[candid wasp]

new stat?

[green elbow]

arent they adding healing bonus or watever

[candid wasp]

nah thats just healing effficiency

efficiency

i was confused too

[viral star]

we already got heal eff on rings

[simple oar]

Get out then

[candid wasp]

Yup

And ings

[viral star]

BIDEN BLAST

[simple oar]

😡

[simple oar]

Who are you

[candid wasp]

what are your pickems

[simple oar]

I ain’t done them yet

[candid wasp]

You should

[simple oar]

They made it easier I see

Let me cook

[candid wasp]

Not a long window

Not easier neccessarily

[simple oar]

I’m the chef

You can’t

[candid wasp]

If you put a team as advances

And it 3:0

[simple oar]

Do the risk free strats anymore

[molten mountain]

Zzzz

[candid wasp]

Then you dont have a correct pick

[simple oar]

How many you need correct

Still 6

?

Or 5

[fleet badger]

@thorny bluff

square up

[molten mountain]

Them and their community chiefs lol

[frail niche]

What if they drop on plains instead

[astral ermine]

item changes r not announced in the ing channel no

[fleet badger]

i think they should drop tilted towers

[molten mountain]

#984944802799972362 ...

[astral ermine]

selvut posting coal emoji technically counts

[frail niche]

They should!

[astral ermine]

what

[frail niche]

Or in #📫noticeboard ideally

[astral ermine]

brother

[molten mountain]

Yes it should be on noticeboard

[astral ermine]

ask salted about that one mate

not something we can do

also they're not ingame

[frail niche]

I feel like you guys have better contact with him

[molten mountain]

When they will be

[astral ermine]

when next patch is

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[simple oar]

@fleet badger get the hate out of your heart buddy

[astral ermine]

even we don't know when that is

[frail niche]

The major update before fruma?

[fleet badger]

no

[simple oar]

Understandable

Good reasons to hate some people and guilds. Might call you a wise man even.

[wet hatch]

real

[sleek comet]

Wynncraft guild community

[molten mountain]

Dw fruma will be added in shadowpatch

And no one will know until someone randomly go near royal gate

[odd junco]

fruma is already ingame

also wynn shadow patches are complete dogass

[molten mountain]

Zeer and his roll range :agony:

[white shard]

Nobody has even compared yet

[odd junco]

also the fact that glitch hunting and finding and reporting exploitable glitches yields literally 0 reward whatsoever is the stupidest thing ever

thank you sircmt for reporting 2 easily abusable offmap glitches that you can use to get anyone afk in housing banned! 😁

[white shard]

Im too lazy to do calculations but overall its better healing no consu, probably better with consu if it aint about the same

[simple oar]

ok ok

@candid wasp

[candid wasp]

Pain 0:3??

[simple oar]

im not bothering to go and look

at swiss system

to see if the matchup makes sense

the two brazilians might be matched up against each other

for 0:3

[candid wasp]

yeah but why not exstatic

[simple oar]

amkal will luck into easy advance matches

[candid wasp]

Ecstatic

[simple oar]

ef is good, furia is good

ence is good (cope)

heroic is decent

imperial will luck into spot

[candid wasp]

They are good

[simple oar]

esctatic is upset team

[candid wasp]

In the first stage

That is

[candid wasp]

They are trash fr

[simple oar]

underprepard

[candid wasp]

Also they have bad matchups

[simple oar]

amd overpreforming

EF will upset

its super risky

[candid wasp]

EF might be 3:0 tho

[simple oar]

there is no easy way to get out of these pickems

[candid wasp]

What about saw

[simple oar]

no ef wont win against c9

[candid wasp]

Did you see saw

[simple oar]

saw is dogshit

[candid wasp]

Saw is fucking crazy

No

Look at hltv

[simple oar]

the are serial underpreformance

their players are the definiton of mid

[candid wasp]

???

They won against c9 in blast 2024

2:0

Liquid 2:1

They are on a 9 win streak rn

[simple oar]

ok and?

[candid wasp]

They did lose against 9pandas but that was bo1

[simple oar]

they might win against matcficers

and thats it

[candid wasp]

They shine in bo3s

[simple oar]

cool

gl in 0:2 bo3

and byee perma shitters

[candid wasp]

Bro

First match is against koi

They aint losing that

[simple oar]

oh those next to each othe are not matchups

wait

no its fine

but

i hope im wrong

i hope ence go 3-0

im supporting them 💯

[candid wasp]

it was last major

[simple oar]

glaive is the goat

karrigan not even close

😦

[candid wasp]

0:3 maybe pain and ecstatic might be better

Its not risk free as yours

But

High chance one of them fuck up

[simple oar]

wdym nothing is risk free

• ecstatic is good

they play good cs

if you know cs, you can see it

[candid wasp]

Ecstatic is food??

[simple oar]

these brazilain teams

[candid wasp]

Good*

[simple oar]

play dogshit cs

[simple oar]

ofc

danish team

grasroots

[candid wasp]

Bro

[simple oar]

build up from the ground

[candid wasp]

Im a heroic fan

[simple oar]

think of CPH

[candid wasp]

Shut your gob

[simple oar]

its the same

[candid wasp]

Brazils are good too

Think fallen or kscerato

Kscerato is actually insane

Or coldzera too

But coldzera is old now

[simple oar]

no

furia is mid

[candid wasp]

So ecstatic is gonna 0:3

[simple oar]

the rest is just bad lmao

[candid wasp]

Bro they have bad matchups

Ecstatic vs cloud9

First round

Then ecstatic vs koi

Ecstatic lost against fucking betboom

And it was bo3

[warm knoll]

i hate ico

because @tender ginkgo

[candid wasp]

bro this is the pickem channel

stay on topic

[molten mountain]

Ok.

[simple oar]

they beat koi

[candid wasp]

Koi beat them too

[simple oar]

ok i looked at seeding

im changing sum shit

@candid wasp

the seeding made my pickems impossible

EF is second highest seed (lol)

[zenith path]

it was both get it right bud

[zenith path]

this new gui weird as fukc

[rapid arch]

my bad skibidbingus

[candid wasp]

9pandas advance?!!

[simple oar]

yes

amkal bad seeding

9panda will 322

[candid wasp]

322?

you mean 32

[candid wasp]

@simple oar what do u think of the stickers

they got leaked

[simple oar]

shit

no border again

never invest in stickers hahahaha

[simple oar]

look it up blud

esport lore

essential esportl ore

[candid wasp]

oh

[fervent wagon]

question for you warrers

[odd junco]

let me guess

[fervent wagon]

guild storage has like 15k emeralds

[odd junco]

is lament buff good for war

oh

nvm

[fervent wagon]

no

[odd junco]

😁

[fervent wagon]

but it says it costs 4k to attack something

but says i dont have enough

🤔

[odd junco]

show

[fervent wagon]

🤔

[rapid arch]

??????????????????????????????????????

[odd junco]

not sure what you're cooking

[fervent wagon]

wait is it because i dont have an HQ

[odd junco]

yes lol

[fervent wagon]

lmfao

[candid wasp]

Might be a problem

[fervent wagon]

i need my guild lead to give me chief ffs

[candid wasp]

Just put the res in your pockets

[odd junco]

and cause you're attacking your own terr

[fervent wagon]

im the only one who wars

[odd junco]

idk how but

[fervent wagon]

nah AVO sniped the HQ

[rapid arch]

you cant queue without your hq though

[fervent wagon]

idk why but they did

[candid wasp]

ye have you voted in elections

[odd junco]

yes

[candid wasp]

did you vote gavins

[odd junco]

set a hq

yes

[candid wasp]

based

[simple oar]

withdraw eco ems

🤑

[crude vortex]

bean like castle?

@acoustic karma

[spring storm]

is it in hq

oh gg

me if i read messages before responding

[fervent wagon]

gg

[spring storm]

what guild are u in

[fervent wagon]

Shinra rn

bean soon ideally

im not enjoying being solo warrer stuck at strategist rank in a guild with 40 ppl

[half blade]

I gotta say
that is a really odd ideal case

[spring storm]

yeah buddy youre in jungle thats why avo "sniped your hq"

xd

[fervent wagon]

bean cant be THAT uncool

[half blade]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[fervent wagon]

real D:

what ICO is doing there idfk tho

they just pop up in jungle sometimes

weirdos

[raw crown]

nom

[half blade]

its ffa

[odd junco]

SR goblins

[half blade]

and ppl dont ffa fast enough

[fervent wagon]

does it not cost a shit ton to get to jungle

??

[half blade]

so we gotta ffa wherever we can

[green elbow]

me

[acoustic karma]

"lets take corkus guys" "sorry i have to go fuck my guild im closier2"

[odd junco]

your day of reckoning will come

[green elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-drinking-meme-gif-23698215

[green elbow]

ill just quit wynn ong

[half blade]

notsircmt

[spring storm]

not rly theyre allied with ANO + AVO/TAq

[fervent wagon]

oh almost taxless then

that makes sense

[spring storm]

almost taxless

manmade horrors beyond human comprehension

[fervent wagon]

when i was figuring out guild wars for the first time i was wondering why it was gonna cost 560k to try and attack corkus

[fervent wagon]

also damn thats a kinda big alliance wtf

[spring storm]

im not aware of their politics but being allied in game doesnt necessarily mean youre a part of an alliance

this would be more like a mutually beneficial relationship

[odd junco]

discord moderator

[half blade]

its a really toxic relationship actually

[half blade]

lie

[simple oar]

this is just about taxing bruh

[spring storm]

ANO allies everyone near them for "neutrality" or something along those lines, and ICo claim is around LF and COTL ffas

so they both profit

[simple oar]

the price of a que is increased

if you que through an other guilds territories

[spring storm]

zuid i know

nd when they have 5% tax instead of 60% tax

you dont get cancer

[raw crown]

the in game alliance feature is purely for tax evasion and tribs
you can unally on map guilds at any time if you dont need their reduced taxes or resources and nothing will happen

woops

i prob rplied to the wrong msg

[raw crown]

.

[fervent wagon]

y'know i think they should introduce nuclear bombs to Wynncraft guild wars

[raw crown]

and yea we war all over the map for leaderboard postions

[raw crown]

sniping services 👍

[fervent wagon]

QCoin stocks are up once orbital lasers are added

[candid wasp]

mega alliance reference??

[icy surge]

dread is just like oppenheimer fr

[odd junco]

droppenheimer

@frail niche

[quartz arrow]

Buying 80%+ hp and 70%+ td cata cataclysm dm me

[simple oar]

WRONG channel

bud.

[thorn plover]

@green elbow

[green elbow]

@thorn plover

[thorn plover]

WSG

[odd junco]

tako you a comic villain

mirror master

[elder pine]

@thorn plover why

[thorn plover]

felt like it

:3

[elder pine]

😭

[thorn plover]

be careful of what you wish

Sadas stood behind the corner, his heart sank.

He could not believe it with his very own eyes - his beloved nord cheating on him with Moagle in broad daylight.

It was something he had never expect, but it had happened.

At this very moment, many emotions ran through Sadas, his usual composure starts breaking down. HIs eyes became clouded with tears.

Why?

Never in his life had Sadas felt this amount of despair or hopelessness.

Why?

He then recalls the promise he and nord made back then at the Nameless Anomaly entrance.

"I will be the idol to your cata."

"Nah, but just imagine sitting there and someone gently stroking your tail and giving you headpats between your cat ears."

Flashbacks after flashback, rushed into Sadas's mind as he felt the world collapsing at this very moment.

Was everything we did together, a..

Sadas stopped this thought line, struggling to say the word, but he knew. Shortly afterwards, he uttered:

...a lie?

As if a floodgate was breached, suddenly Sadas was swarmed with self-depreciating thoughts.

I was not worthy of him.
I knew it was going to end this way.
I'm the worst.
Our relationship was doomed from the start.
We could never be together.
His Idol and my cata will never match.

The more Sadas drowned himself with these thoughts, he slowly sank to the floor, his cata in hand.

Everything he had worked hard far, sacrificed his time for, spent his whole life for, dreamt his whole life for - wiped in an instant.

It was over.

They could never be the same ever again.

There was no turning back the clock.

Sadas couldn't take such devastating news in as he helplessly dropped to the floor, hiding his face between his arms. Tears dripped, then flowed like a leaked pipe as the pent-up emotions finally burst out, his breath staggered as he tried to control his volume.
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[elder pine]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-neko-atsume-me-when-me-when-i-get-you-mrtheyes-gif-4157721420697656658

[odd junco]

wake up each and every day thinkin of how much of an opp i can be to you

he tryna be me

[acoustic karma]

i hope you fail your test

[simple oar]

https://tenor.com/view/wynncraft-guild-wynncraft-guild-eden-aura-gif-26543812

[thorn plover]

I could never be that pathetic 😿😿

[odd junco]

you shout join seq, by any metric that puts you way higher on the patheticness scale than me

[torpid ore]

It isnt they just want you to join their guild brah

[high wave]

join bean 🔥

go war its a cool community

[high wave]

you literally got a free member stop fucking fumbling it 😭

you the typa guy to go "oh she was flirting with me?" five years later

[torpid ore]

Ok bro wtf

[high wave]

you cant deny wahts true

[torpid ore]

Hop off me brah this too much

[high wave]

only person meatridin you is your schizo visions lil bro

im just sayin it how i see it

[torpid ore]

It isnt even true bro im just echoing tha truth in a world full of lies

[empty ore]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-jiggy-with-it-cat-gif-27278316

[fervent wagon]

bros i joined ANO they invited me faster

[thorn plover]

You care about wynncraft guilds

🥶

Bros like 40, lives in his parents house and touches 0 grass and then tries to say others are trying to be like him

Ain't nobody tryna be you lil bro

You are not him

[torpid ore]

😭 😭

[shut perch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-kitty-leave-me-alone-ducks-gif-5315643

[torpid ore]

Get the flip away from here brah

Poaching bean members

[shut perch]

ion do shit

[quiet merlin]

do you know what poaching means

they were never in your guild....

[shut perch]

you poach eggs

[torpid ore]

They basically were

[shut perch]

its like boiled but fancy innit

[torpid ore]

@high wave I need backup

2v1

@acoustic karma

[shut perch]

POACHED EGGS: HOW TO POACH AN EGG PERFECTLY

[white shard]

Gebuttertewurst

[quiet merlin]

hi :3

[shut perch]

Poached eggs are a beautiful thing. The whites are just firm enough on the outside to contain an oozy, golden yolk in a round little egg package.

And with a few tips, you too can learn how to poach an egg perfectly every time!

so its like

a boiled egg without the shell

but you also remove the liquid white

[white shard]

I hate calcum

[shut perch]

oh and you can use vinegar and

it gets better

allegedly

[high wave]

what

[fervent wagon]

where did my gif go...

[quiet merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-sad-paloma-triste-gif-20654343

[high wave]

log on to invie your new members faster lil bro

[torpid ore]

He never even messaged me brah

[high wave]

too bad

[shut perch]

While waiting for the water to boil, crack an egg into a small fine mesh sieve over a bowl. Swirl the egg in the sieve until all the liquidy egg whites have been removed. Then, place the egg in a ramekin.

Stir the vinegar into the water and create a vortex. Add the egg to the middle of the vortex and cook the egg for 3 minutes.

[torpid ore]

U siding with them????

[shut perch]

this shit doesnt sound real

[torpid ore]

3v1???

[high wave]

maybe you shoudltn have ttold him why would anyone wanna join bean . .

[shut perch]

why you make vortexes

when cooking

Serve immediately.

[frail robin]

@shut perch hi sir

[shut perch]

@frail robin

[frail robin]

I'm eating a biscuit

[shut perch]

selling legacy

[frail robin]

Feeling proper british

[shut perch]

armour set

[quiet merlin]

nether set???

dyed pink???

[shut perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313404292042063872/1211854775017013338/image.png?ex=66022bb5&is=65efb6b5&hm=98ffb8b74371db914675cc0bd57676b01a8478cafdc9ef3c78431c6aeb7a63b7&

selling

legacy kings valley

[frail robin]

no thanks

[white shard]

Poached eggs taste terrible

[white shard]

Literally boiled eggs but it feels like its raw

[shut perch]

only a few moneys (what is monumenta money)

[frail robin]

idk where my legacies went

I had a lot of them

[frail robin]

there like xp cs ar

[shut perch]

ok selling it for 4000 xp

if xp means liquified emerald bottle

[white shard]

Nope

[quiet merlin]

nope

4000 har

[white shard]

8 xp is 1 cxp and 64 cxp is 1 hxp

[shut perch]

selling it for the most

stuff

[candid wasp]

It wasnt cal

It was some guy with a blue name and some asian characters

[torpid ore]

🤬 🤬

[candid wasp]

@kind comet

[odd junco]

you spent over a year basing your entire personality on what i found funny 2 months beforehand

#1 naraka hater 🤨

blud aint got messages about naraka in wynncord

but wait i do 🙀

[thorn plover]

You're like that one electron that goes through the voltmeter

Don't talk to me

Also

[odd junco]

aint relevant = cope

[thorn plover]

Bro is flexing about using wynn discord 😭

[odd junco]

where

can you point that out 😁

[thorn plover]

You're the reason people use a -1*10^99 for the lower bound of an iq bell curve in a normal distribution calculation

To account for your iq

[odd junco]

.

you're finished bub

[thorn plover]

Bro uses relevant more than ricegum and thinks ppl gonna take it seriously

[odd junco]

your point is not relevant

[thorn plover]

You had a point to counter?

I didn't realise

My bad

[odd junco]

using random math equations is not an own

simmer down

[thorn plover]

Bro doesn't know statistics

[shut perch]

what the hellllll

[thorn plover]

Did they teach you electricity in school or were you talking in wynncord during class

[odd junco]

if you missed it then your ChatGPT equations arent working that well

[high wave]

the only rationa lresponse is to go poach an ano member

[unique lance]

hi cal

[paper brook]

womp womp

[thorn plover]

Bro thinks normal distribution is from chatgpt 😭😭😭

Ight bro I'm sorry but I got other things to do than give attention to your gremlin ass

Cya

[candid wasp]

aaa crazy stat guy

this guy is deranged

[odd junco]

no but i think yapping about random shit when i bring up a valid point is pure copium

[shut perch]

hi aiza

[candid wasp]

yes

[shut perch]

are you yap god mnm

[candid wasp]

or kidnap

[quiet merlin]

which one is it gonna be

[candid wasp]

you

[shut perch]

please be me

aw

[quiet merlin]

hmmm

[odd junco]

points made: 2
points addressed: 0

[quiet merlin]

no I dont think so

[odd junco]

SEQ member spotted...

[candid wasp]

nooooo

[odd junco]

[candid wasp]

but but we need the top 3 infested pit runner

[quiet merlin]

sorry

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-sad-paloma-triste-gif-20654343

[shut perch]

sad pidgeon

rats of the sky

[candid wasp]

literally me right now

[shut perch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-police-attempting-to-raid-my-house-merry-go-round-fuck-gif-20354303

[unique lance]

is that you

[shut perch]

no its you

[paper brook]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114231072973140142/1140037122775060640/togif-7.gif

[odd junco]

why did like 4 ano members descend from nowhere

[quiet merlin]

they are like hawks

watching from afar

looking for prey

allegedly

[shut perch]

the correlation is uncanny

[unique lance]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-drone-ratcopter-ratirl-gif-19265734

[odd junco]

🗣️

[candid wasp]

fr mam

man

this yap

[shut perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881301347352317972/889920614142464080/speed.gif

[odd junco]

yall in a vc yet yapping here

[shut perch]

❌ nuh uh

10 words per minute

[candid wasp]

good ending

[odd junco]

calluum you should buy Magtokens

[frail robin]

@shut perch hi sir

[odd junco]

it will be awesome

[shut perch]

@frail robin hi sir

[pure belfry]

@shut perch

[shut perch]

@pure belfry

[pure belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/зайчик-gif-21592153

this is me

[shut perch]

Okay

[pure belfry]

🥺

callum since that is me will I be accepted into titans valor

[torpid ore]

GSW FFA GREMLIN

FFA GREMLIN

[mortal arrow]

STFU i dry sniped and wiped Aeq

[high wave]

noob guild 🥱

[high wave]

please stop ffaing .

you have NO claim

[torpid ore]

Did u use consumables

[high wave]

his dps was 45k

🤨

[torpid ore]

So he used consumables

[high wave]

sure bro

[torpid ore]

GSW DRYSNIPE

[white shard]

@high wave @frail robin Hey bros

Drop me an ico invite 🙏

[frail robin]

Nah

[white shard]

Please do it

[high wave]

Ok

[high wave]

join up

[pale lark]

oh so THATS what that shout was about

🔥

[candid wasp]

21 guardian of wynn war enthusiast

[white shard]

Drop an invite in a se

[mortal arrow]

/gu leave mf

[mortal arrow]

yes i am dry sniping bean now

[white shard]

I was getting water.

Please invite

[high wave]

join up

[simple oar]

Koe zee zee member ?

[white shard]

Im in

[candid wasp]

join bean

[thorn plover]

What valid point lil bro 😭😭😭

😵‍💫😵‍💫

🥸

[candid wasp]

he must complete his weekly war quota

[simple oar]

Unlike anyone in bean

[candid wasp]

there is no war in bean

gotta buy the pass today

why does nobody put ecstatic for 0:3

they aint that good

actually some ppl even put them in advanced which is stupid

[simple oar]

Are you stupid

They are not a bad team

And there are 3 dogshit Brazilian teams

The EU rmrs are the most important and hardest tournaments of the year

If you get through; every player makes at least 200k from just stickers

And every team is participating, it’s not a blast or dreamhack challanger

[white shard]

HWAT

[simple oar]

“Respect us” - every Brazilian ever about anything

😼

[thorn plover]

They only how how to handle balls with their feet

[candid wasp]

i mean it is kinda true that brazillians cant play cs

except fallen or kscerato

[simple oar]

PROFESOR

[candid wasp]

but those are in furia

[simple oar]

He’s washed

[candid wasp]

anyway

[candid wasp]

oh wait i remember that esports lore

Presente

[simple oar]

WA excited

[candid wasp]

still not enough

why cant valve just sponsor the majors more

[simple oar]

200k

[candid wasp]

didnt dota have like 32m prize pool

[simple oar]

Per

Player

There are 24 teams

24x5

There are two majors In a year

[candid wasp]

its not really valves money though…

[candid wasp]

no

[simple oar]

TI is annual event

[simple oar]

Yes it is

You buy them from VALVE

[candid wasp]

yeah but its money from the stickers

[simple oar]

They split the money

[candid wasp]

OKAY BUT WHY CANT THEY SPEND FUCKING CASE MONEY

[simple oar]

He’s they are using teams IPS

But they couldn’t sell without them

[candid wasp]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SOME STUPID CUT FROM STICKERS

IM SORRY BUT ITS STUPID IT REALLY IS

THE FIRST TEAM GETS LIKE NOTHING

[simple oar]

Valve asked if pros wanted a TI style event in cs

What did everyone say ?

This current situation is also bad btw

(They all said no)

The DOTA scene is fucked

The only thing that matters

Is qualifying for TI

All the other tournaments relevance is diminished

[odd junco]

that you spent a year in my shadow

typing your iq being higher is pure yap

posting equations then saying "hurr im iq higher" makes you look like a highly regarded individual with a diagnosis of excess copium from an overdose

if you were such high iq rick and mortypilled you wouldn't be here posting cope and taking obvious rage bait

🗣️

[white shard]

can I ragebait you cmt

[odd junco]

yea sure

[simple oar]

Equations 😂😂😂😂

[odd junco]

do you want me to like overreact

[simple oar]

STEM virgins vs humanities CHADs

[white shard]

hey zuid holland can you help me figure something out... my function aint working

[simple oar]

Send it here to make yourself look smart

👍👍👍👍👍👊

[odd junco]

when the function is improperly declared

[odd junco]

e=mc^2

[simple oar]

Wy peopo when there is functions at the function

[odd junco]

haha i win

f(x) or something

[white shard]

Solve for x

[odd junco]

3

[simple oar]

HALF LIFE

[odd junco]

i have seq iq

[simple oar]

https://tenor.com/view/hlvrai-toobygif-gordon-freeman-gif-23571987

[white shard]

@odd junco thoughts on teqball

[candid wasp]

me when humanities contribute to a grand total of 0 discoveries/inventions

@thorn plover

integral of 1/(x^5+1)

[simple oar]

Are you dumb or stupid

[candid wasp]

both

[high wave]

you’re stupid as fuck

[white shard]

Zuid holland are you a fan of brazillian culinary

[high wave]

saying this as a stem major

[candid wasp]

what do u major

[simple oar]

Damn

I thought you were a real one the nelston

[high wave]

data science and statistics

[simple oar]

I guess not

[simple oar]

NOOO

[candid wasp]

oh 💀

[simple oar]

BRAZILIAN PIZZA

[white shard]

Die

[queen radish]

I am

[white shard]

Thanks dream

[simple oar]

Corn pizza

[candid wasp]

nah i mean i was joking but stem definetely contributes more

[white shard]

U a real one

Corn pizza does NOT exist

[queen radish]

soy bean from the rainforest very

good

[simple oar]

To what?

Advancement of the human species ?

[candid wasp]

yuh

[simple oar]

How you gonna measure that ?

Would one be possible without the other ?

[simple oar]

Yellow pizza

[candid wasp]

very much so

[simple oar]

Tumor

[candid wasp]

mm

inject it with tomato sauce

[warm knoll]

well thats unfortunate

[rapid arch]

why are there quarter-cut pieces of egg...

[simple oar]

Ask oxy

The cheese always looks like plastic

[rapid arch]

@white shard

plastic cheese 🤮

[simple oar]

Pork sausage

[high wave]

stem makes life possible humanities makes life worth living

that’s how it go

[simple oar]

And something that looks like hotdog meat

[thorn plover]

Lego showed me this once I forgot who did it

Was it gauss or euler or something

Or lagrange

I forget their names

[thorn plover]

tan^-1((4x+√(5)-1(/√(2(5+√(5))) + c

[thorn plover]

Who

[candid wasp]

no

[thorn plover]

My bad

[candid wasp]

nah i mean like i dont mind cuz the answer is pretty long

u can check it if u want

[thorn plover]

I prolly made a mistake

[warm knoll]

join https://discord.com/channels/143852930036924417/1208972992869171250

[thorn plover]

None

[thorn plover]

ON GOD

[warm knoll]

traumatic memories

[strange fossil]

Good .

[white shard]

This looks smashable af

[kind comet]

replace human resources with wolfram alpha

[odd junco]

who asked 😂

if i can guess what you're gonna say, my point has merit

the fact you still falling for ragebait by responding makes me wish you weren't 2021 sircmt 🙁

🎣

setting a devious ahh cast

[candid wasp]

do you want the improved version

[kind comet]

maybe

[candid wasp]

me when elliptic integral

[ashen burrow]

WHAT

[candid wasp]

what the fuck

what did you even say

[kind comet]

nope chat I don’t get this one

maybe next year

[candid wasp]

well

the woman is wolfram alpha

the first integral is “easy” to solve

but the second one has no elementary solutions

[kind comet]

oh.

but

[ashen burrow]

Guys watch out you can say the gender word

[kind comet]

Idt either of them were easy

it couldn’t even solve the first one

[candid wasp]

its easy for wolfram alpha

[kind comet]

that is wolfram alpha huh

[candid wasp]

borderline impossible

for uhhh… people

wait

you are the guy who poached a warrer

@torpid ore

get him!!!

[kind comet]

yea sorry abt that

[candid wasp]

dont let him get away

[kind comet]

I won’t do that again

[candid wasp]

do you like poached eggs

[kind comet]

I didn’t mean to actively steal someone

I mean kinda

[candid wasp]

i thought so.

[thorn plover]

who

[kind comet]

they are nice with hollandaise sauce

[kind comet]

but wolfram couldn’t solve it with standard comp time either 😦

[candid wasp]

yeah buy pro lol

[kind comet]

lmao

how much is it

[candid wasp]

its not expensive

[kind comet]

hmm maybe maybe maybe

Idt I use wolfram enough to justify it

[candid wasp]

yeah its about 5 bucks

[kind comet]

very expensive

that’s like

one silverbull share

[candid wasp]

wtf

is 5 bucks equal to about 1 stx?

thats a scam

[kind comet]

yeaaaa kinda

tradable shares are $5 per I think

[candid wasp]

it should be like 5 stx for 1 dollar

[kind comet]

wtf…

that would suck!

$5 for a godly epoch yea

[candid wasp]

mmm

[kind comet]

$5 for 1stx is already kinda silly

[candid wasp]

wait

[kind comet]

bc people spend

WAY more on this game

than that

[candid wasp]

godly epoch is 125 bucks???

[kind comet]

ig so

[candid wasp]

yooooo

[kind comet]

blue md green ls good ovr are like

25stx on tm

so yea

[candid wasp]

with those prices u could make minimal wage playing wynncraft… if of course you could sell shares for money

[kind comet]

mine would’ve cost $50

[fierce pewter]

Pretty cheap

[fierce pewter]

Just hypothetically though

[kind comet]

if you get lucky maybe

Idt ing grinding or tna can make 2stx per hour