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BUT IT DOESNT COUNT!
SO GOATIFI WINS ANOTHER
IMPRESSIVE 3RD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP
AND HIS 10TH CONSECUTIVE CHAMPIONSHIP
LEWIS ITS NICHOLAS GOATIFI
THE NEW CHAMPION OF
THE F1 UNIVERSE CHAMPIONSHIP
LETS HEAR LATFI'S RADIO:
IM OVER HERE STROKING
Latifi its James Shut
PLEASE DO DOUNUTS IN
Front of Lewis hamilton
(New season)
Hi welcome everyone for
This years formula 1...
Go lights out in
Bahrain and its lights
out and away we
Hamilton who spun into
Norris which flipped twice
Into Zhou Guanyu who
Went up in flames
And its a red..
(after red flag)
And were racing again...
But it’s raining to
Much for inters wets..
To get super wets
Which is the goat
Tires OH!! No PIASTRI...
Spins and hits the
Tunnel. The red flag...
(after red flag)
And were underway its...
Drive and ke🅱️in ran
back to the football
isnt he going cuz
Nicholas Latifi has crashed
Into Piastri so both is...
very BIG crash red
Flag as it starts
To rain in Bahrain
And hamilton is on
His 1 lap while...
Lance stroll into teammate
Fernando Alonso is out
And red flag is....
Coming to a pit
Pierre Gasly Is First
Lando Norris is 2nd
Esteban ocon has crashed
Carlos and Max crashed
(after red flag)
And were racing again
As Sebastian vettel drives
Past norris to take...
over lewis hamilton to
Get podium wow Lando..
Is driving better then
Anyone ever before and
Pierre gasly has won
The party Grand Prix
at Antarctica for the
7 time in a...
row but he spun
Round the final turn
and he is devastated
To see that his
Teamate win the Antarctica...
grand prix and cried
and melted Antarctica so
The grand prix is...
cancelled for 9 seasons
And the fans will
Be enraged once they
find out that max
Is a robot so...
the fans took over
the FIA and Saudi
Arabia was taken off
The calendar cause of
a new dolphin species
invading the country of
djibouti so gunther steiner
FOKKIN SMASHED THE DOOR
And saw Nikita madaspin
driving for oil money
And his dad got
An Antonov 225 to
Go to MR BEAST
And hit him hard
Sent him to Liechtenstein
To get him money
He is now dead
Because he met TATE
Mazepin becomes a sigma
And winning Spin Gp
And spin world championship
In 6969 with Money-gram-Pitsi
Gunther steiner races again
For Audi meanwhile Toto
Dies of 'unknown circumstances'
The world was shocked
That he died of
“Those scary unknown circumstances”
So Candice was crying
In spongebobs basement while
Ben was Fu###ng joe
Mama and Candice saw
So they called 911
But she is already
Having to go into
Hospital
And Candice was happy
So she told valterri
Valterri bursted in rage
and did a "bono"
"bono it's valterri u...
No i refuse valterri
said so he won
The mauritius grand prix
after spinning into Nicholas
And latifi retreived car
Stroll and daddy cash
Next race is Imola
And after its bahrain
Gp a rookie rose
Cookie for you my
can max win 22
WDC in a row
No rather Vettel will
Who drives for HAAS
. OMG vettel is BACK
But he spinallad
Across the border of
The United Arab Emirates
and went to the
Strip club his mom
Saw him and she
Joined him happily there
As alonso finishes 3rd
In the Bahrain grand
Prix, finishing the season
In ahbu dahbi and
Max wins the WDC
But its cancelled so
No one wins anything.
And thats unusual so
The FIA deletes this
And F1 doesnt exsist
And the drivers don't
even care about it
They instead picked up
The sport called Nascar
Which no one likes
But now F1 drivers
Are threatening the fans
With Knives and Guns
And hamilton fires a
Potato gun at George
And gives a asist to
fernando alonso
Joe mama 69 feet
Away from Taco Bell
Beside a McDonald's max
Ximum taste No sugar
i am so hungry
Max pepsi joe mama
Welcome back to Bahrain
a few minutes until
Lights out this is
Formula One Television Studios
And it's lights out
Verstappen maintaining the lead
Here comes Sebastian Vettel!
Side by side into
The first CORNER OHH!
Vettel's car has exploded
And its a red
flag the race stopped
After 1 lap of
the race. We're now
Under the safety car
For some reason michael
Masi is still sleeping
In his favorite vehicle
His audi r8 and
HE SAVED IT DROPPING
AND NOW LECLERC SPINS
and crashes into lando
Noris's computer also known
As Patrick also spins
Out into the wall
In catalunya turn 13
And its a big
Shunt for Latifi with
No bitches or skills
Same champ until 2021
With a big shunt
As we see lando
Porris drive into lamilton
And “THROUGH GOES HAMILTON”
To win 8 championships
In glorious Nahui City
However he didn't win
Cuz sargeant wins the
Clown award of 2030
And Max wins WDC
But its cancelled so
No one cares about
Formula 1 any more
So all the drivers
Are retired so we
Dont need any F1TV
Because its shit like
Everything else that they
Are doing and the
Other formulas are also
SHITTIER THAN SHIT LIKE
no one cared at
All about your father
Said some of the
I will get the milk
BUT ITS LIGHTS ON
AND AWAY WE GO
Here in MONACO AND
Max doesn't get off
But he does now
A brake failure crash
And yet there is
Still 48 laps left
Left in the monaco
grand prix. Max leading
The pack, but here
CRASH IN THE HARBOUR
GOES LEWIS HAMILTON! Norris
Takes the lead! Ferrari
HAS AN ENGINE FAILURE
AND DOUBLE FERRARI RETIREMENT
AS NORRIS JUST STOPS
SUPER SOFT TIRES READY
BUT HE CHANGES TO
SUPER HARD AS WILLIAMS
CHANGES TO SUPER WETS
AND THIS IS VERY
CONFUSING AND WIERD TOO
AND NOT AN ELPLAN!!!
As Lewis disappears. Now
THEY SING ELPLAN ELPLAN
(Can you seriously stop)
Fr stop saying elplan
.
And out of the
Box Tim Cook goes
Michael Masi on the
This is so not
Good for Tim Cook
As we can see
Tim Cook in the
Final lap holding the
Microwave door closed during
Intercourse with your mom
Which you mom jokes
Whopper is a great
formula one driver. He
At all of the
Formula one tracks of
English please English and
Kimi raikonnen speaks bwoah
As he wins for
his 5th world championship
This year because he
Ferrari mess up Monaco
and mick schumacher wins
To go to merc
the monaco grand prix
å
Is very small just
Made kimi cum in
2nd place but the
Cars start to jump
around the circuit for
the start of the
New Romanian grand prix
but they will be
Racing here and its
Raining heavily but Fia
has changed the rules
To make kimi cumming
while eating ice cream
So he will start
Stop you nasty piece
of shit said manincave
I will kill your
parents, grandparents and siblings
His dad to death
.suddenly a man named
lando norris beat his
Lap time of a
Might a now win
Should we reset this
Yes we should now
where do we begin
Once upon a time
Kyle larson said the
F word in a
iracing event at monza
And the fia said
fok u we are
A foking bunch of
Foking people that foking
Fok each other on
The foking porch that
Foks my testicles foking
smash my foking door
said Daniel ricciardo while
foking Max Verstappen on
The book about foking
doors and how to
to fuck his girlfriend
But his foking mom
got foked by kevin
and his sister too.
Kevin Magnussen suddenly foks
five of my children
and immediately regrets it
different 5 children instead
and he decided to
Sell them on ebay
for a cheap price
of $99.99 to pay
The most famous person
In the entire world
.
Suddenly this man named
charles leclerc looked depressed
after he sadly died
because ferrari killed him
Causing the 5 children
to sing sweet home
Alabama where children get
raped by their mothers
In the most sus
way possible in Oklahoma
Football clubs history since
- Toto wolf suddenly
Had fun with his
new mercedes that was
heavy as a boat
And lighter then nothing
So he quit his
job as a farmer
and got a new
At the V8 supercars
Factory where he has
Sat and was told
“Youre adopted.” Toto wolff
Died on what he
thought as his least
favorite wife committed a
Sin of kissing his
Favorite son whilst she
grabs a gun and
Killed Christon Horner for
Saying that he had
Said he hadn't died
Which was big news
on fox at 4
And 7 at 6
, and on BBC News
And on ten news
while he’s getting ready
for the grand prix
Of Austria because he
was very horny and
he had an orgasm
With his fans and
His big sus was
Harder than his bald
Congrats @craggy lily, you're now on lap 10
D**k which was as
More haram then clowns
Fucking their wife's and
daniel riccardo flys into
a guy named Harold
Who has such a
big ego. Max Verstappen
Wins another race😒. What
I am saying is
The dutch anthem is
getting a little boring
I’d much rather hear
Charles leclerc engine exploding
Than hear it again.
Nikita Mazepin would have
nuked the entire earth
with his terrible driving
And with his amazing
Skill of issue but
Some people think that
he may not have
The big thing he
needed to win the
2020 azerbaijan grand prix
. Personally, Juan wonders if
If Juan won the
Juan world Cup which
is actually extremely dangerous
because the Juans Juan
. juan won formula one
Cup but did Juan
win the one Juan
Could maybe have one
thousand juans in his
One book of Juan
That Juan has in
his one wanting Juan
Was a big Juan
juan liked formula one
he also likes horses
Juan liked that one
Guy names Nicholas Latifi
because he likes nutella
And Canadian which is
the prime example of
a number that is
On his very cool
nutella themed hot wheels
Car that he got
For making max win
His 6969696696966969696696969 world Championship
. Harold smacked french fries
And gasly is mad
because he didn’t get
His 6969699696696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 DNF because
hes french and french
And French and French
people like violence in
The street of bxejbewxbxwbecbcfrubuirbeybxdiudihweiudxiu
. This ultimately upset Harold
about the nutega merchant
Of goggo car that
Went vroom vroom crazy
like my dads car
At Juan's car for
ten jars of nutella
At the 1st race
Of Juan one career
Also known as “The
Juan Juan Juan". Why
Did Juan eat the
juan fruit? asked teacher
teacher was interesed in
getting foked by kevin magnussen
Which the one juan
Big sack had a
juan the new number
which was the number
69 the good number
that was used everywhere.
At everytime in g
was gg and jj
And AA and BB
and actually everyone else
Names the rock who
Buckled his shoe very
Hard like 1 Nick
debris went flying to
A fucking tall guy
named Harold. Wait, Harold?!?
Anyways bill the egg
said to me, "Hey,
and i abused him.
For fucking my mum
ten times a day and
4 times at night
. Kevin Magnussen and Mick
And Lewis had George
Russels favourite animal hostage
Was a human named
“Toto Wolff” They then
Went to bed and
ate him. Romain Grosjean
Went kaboom and got
A 69 degree burns
and ate macaroni with
The chicken strips ah
. That is 5 words
Congrats @sleek kestrel, you're now on lap 10
I am sorry, i
like John Cena because
He is a fucking
Invisible man that likes
plants and yellow submarines
and his step sister
Is being fucked by
this person named "Bella"
And Bella fucked a
man named edgar valden
I screamed very loudly, “
OOOH! ITS SO TIGHT!"
"Omg, omg, omg, omg!"
“Yes! That’s the spot!”
They then got tired
And posted their fuck
on all media platforms
twitter website or something.
Suddenly this man named
Baizhu was like, “hey,
why didnt you let
me join in?” winks
So they did and
|| @sly jacinth ||
Broke a very valuable
Carmaker who had a
lover named Hideo. I
fucked my friend named
Fernando Alonso. He then
ate ten jars of
marinated rats, i puked.
And fucked my girlfriend
she was named after
A girl from my
fantasy about George Bush.
what the fuck are
We doing here as
i slowly back off
. Here are a bunch
Of woman being fucked
around and around like
I am seriously shocked
About how we all
decided to make a
Fucking soap opera that
sounded like shit lmao
Fucked and they both
got famous for doing
sex on the daily.
This person named “Luis”
was friends with Bella,
||me! IM BELLA!||
person be friends with
and join in sometimes
Congrats @lethal timber, you're now on lap 5
||who asked bruh||
if they want to.
Aubameyang gave me beans
because he said if
you try to do
Eat them your dick
will transform into a
Big on then the
person named “Mail” ate
His big one because
he was feeling hungry
and he almost died
. Harold and Luis ate
their very own parents
, but meanwhile mail was
in between the crevice
and the humungus mailbox
But Karen was screaming
While she was being
smashed by Harold's grandfather
Saying wried stuff like
, “ah, yes! harder please!”.
Karen was then found
That she cumming inside
isnt good for her
ocon gained a penalty
For seeing what just
Happened on porn bc
It is very bad
. So after all the
Porn got ban thing
was a lie! And
Congrats @abstract prawn, you're now on lap 10
Mr Massa got a
massive and painful whoopin!
6.999999 million dollar fine
, it was awarded to
Being a big hunter
and killing edgar valen
Bc he was a
really mean person and
Bc no one like
him, they decided to
kill jesus christ for
religious reasons. I don't
Think it was a
legal thing to do. Mail
It was a long
day until he got
A 6 degree burns and
asked bella for help
But he dead bc
luis was eating a
Soul of his since
||
||
. this is 5 words,
4
words only or else
Vettel will get it
and he will lose
A 5 time champion
in Nicholas Latifi. Meanwhile,
Mail was still eating
A fucking good ant
going to the toilet
And shifting his but
Because the seat got
Hot from Japan as
the volcano erupted in
and Edgar Valen rose
back from the dead.
An started humping people
such as bella,mail,
Gary and bob among with
ten dozen other people
Like watching porn and
eating Boris Yeltsin's famous
peanut butter sandwich with
Jelly on top and
whipped creme that was
really tasty and yummy
Bc it was from
his special stock of
Things that make his
sausages grill fast and
Stroll it if he
Didn’t look at his
Dad and win like
zero races. Anyways, Alonso
Won 19 but lost
The Championship to Verstappen
, who ate a tiger
and then gave a
Super max yo yo
super super max max
|| frr ||
||Yeah|| ||maybe||
|| maybe..🤨 ||
said to himself, "Super
job max" fuck you
anyways, Felipe Baby Chill
were bringing you the
Wdc but glock is
Check your MFD - Jeff
ferrari comitted self death
because felipe didnt stay
ferrari workers kidnapped schumacher
But it's Mick, not
Ralf. De'Aaron Fox told
Us about the sun
being extremely cold because
The sun is also
secretly jupiter and is
Really in year 1600
with da vinci, Fahrenheit
sux still. don quixote
And other guys that
Foks me every day
In the ass bc
he is very angry
because Nikita Mazespin returned
and spinned because
there were bananas on
the fucking chicane because
the car in front
fucked up and sbinalla
into the gravel like
A rollercoaster going up
and down side to
Side left and right
And because of that
Kick, the team called
Lando Norris Rollercoaster Team
to do a parade
in vettel’s own anus
Which hurt very much
and caused butt fungus.
Pooping in his ass
. Change your fucking car
Vettel said to Redbull
as he returns to
the team for stuff
related to Adrian Newey's
Charles Leclerc Is Angry
At Ferrari bc they
Have a tractor instead
Of a supercar like
McLaren does. Why is
Fernando alonso so sexy
Well it's bc he
didnt win five wdc’s
sad sti=ory bd lcl
Idk what you said
because that was weird
Saying I love balls
, cause I really do
love balls. So yeah,
Because they are filled
with stuff, balls are
actually lethal weapons that
Might be destroying the
whole universe and the
entire formula one calendar
And the whole earth
will be shredded and
Only Sebastian Vettel can
stop this madness from
Killing everyone on earth
due to resonance cascade
which people are saying
are caused by schumacher
and his family members.
because they are wanted
by the FBI and
the CIA and the
LSPD from Los Santos
the latter of which
will cause a big
scary incident for themselves
and then they will
eat some fried rims
and have bad diarrhea
THE REST OF THEIR
Mf were out banking
Here comes Sebastian Vettel
With his small cat
"mew meow" his cat said
then he died from
death.. IS THAT GLOCK?
No that is not
, glock is very sad
and falls onto the
Sacrifice Pit in Birmingham
spin me right round
just like when daniil
kvyat died at the
Sacrifice Pit in Birmingham
at 11:29, April 21st.
Top Gear is cool
Until three men left
the three men were
was hated by gays
around the entire word
Except in rural Alabama
where rob kissed bob
for twenty eight centuries
Untill they die there
.Anyways, new story. Jamal
Dies in September 1982
but comes back alive
freddy fazbear has tons
of child porn in
his toshiba hard drive
the CIA knocked on
his door looking for
any sign of life
Form the king torpedo
lalallaalalallaallalalalaaaaaaaaalalalaalalalalalalalalalaalalalalaa what a lovely
day to eat a
big juicy ball made
Form a f1 car
him somehow get up
also Lewis Hamilton went
into Checo’s rear end
checo dnf lolol lmaoo
lewis went bowling again
<@&265886100227096576> not again 💀
.mute 1045893604373176320 2h stop shitposting in threads
There was a mick
jagger who likes schumacher
Who drives for Haas
But his father drove
a very fast ferrari
until one day he
had a massive ski
Party which he crashed
in but he could
survive and go back
to his old house
and watch his son
winning the f1 championship
Like what Jos did
in the f1 championship
In the year 2029
but through went hamilton
and stole his dreams
like a true champion
But then Max went
second times the charm
and crash at the
and Goatifi Is wdc
71 time world champion
Very cool guy imo
Crashed in Abu Dhabi
got sent encouraging messages
To kill his brother
Hes the best ever
formula 8 driver in
the jamaican international series
while nazim azman wins
max verstappen crashes out
right into the barrier
Lewis Hamilton follows him
Because he thought that
he would get fucked
if he didnt follow
And so he was
a 71 time champion
71 because why not
69 of which were
World championships with Mercedes
Jos Verstappen shat himself
And ate some Hamilton’s
Big juicy balls honey
of a bee's beehive
