#Four word Formula 1 story
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goatifi does a masterclass
Eating a baguette with
eight legged big spiders
The spiders gave every
Bite flavor, this was
breaking his femur excruciatingly
lewis hamilton 2022 yes
won't win the championship
because he’s an idiot
Which is not true
kakka is very perkele
only podium spots sadly
But never the best
for the good ones
.
Gentlemen, a short view
Back to the toilet
one hundred years ago,
Nicholas Latifi told us
take a trained nutella
put him into the
cockpit and he is
able to blend the
drivers inside the car
.he was then arrested
because he killed people
and jos verstappen arson
then latifi spins around
and suddenly, he is
But thirty years later
Oh no Nicholas latifi
has died to death
but since he's goafiti
he is still dead 😔
but he got revived
by no one and
Has won the championship!
but was disqualified because
He was lacking talent
and determination to cum
,so instead,ocon won.
Alex Albon on hards
and stroll on ultrasofts
,both of them pitting
Under the safety car
,AS THERES A SPIN
From none other than
the speech-giving george
Russel,he is out.
Out of his mind
Running to slap Bottas
In the ass and
Bottas calls it Traditions
he gets the boot
And runs into a
wall made of steel
a wall that was
way too thick and
Tall for Paul Ricard
which has red and
Blue slowing lines which
And his engine explodes
and his garage dies
.this led to the
kidnapping of yuki tsunoda
And nobody went to
Pierreeeee Gaslyyyyy for clues
since he was french
.this led to yuki
dying inside as he
started his own team
which is the slowest
fast car in formula
But won the WMC
Ahead Haas again but
monza is too fast
for the green shitbox
aka the second caterham
Aka the Aston Martin
aka the green RB18
. Seb joins Haas and
Sebastian vettel will win the 2022 Formula One World Drivers’ Championship. He is able to set substantially quick lap times in qualifying sessions. In the qualifying session of the 2021 Belgian Grand Prix, he managed to qualify in 5th place overall. He obtained this position in a Aston Martin AMR 21 car, which had a decreased performance compared to other cars of the grid. This ability to perform well in qualifying allows him to start races further up the grid, increasing the chance of obtaining points. Furthermore, Vettel possesses excellent racecraft abilities. In the race of the 2021 Hungarian Grand Prix, Vettel started 10th, but he managed to create many overtakes and finish in 2nd place. The ability to overtake and defend is a crucial skill in races and is extremely helpful in gathering points. In addition, Vettel is able to yield a considerable amount of wealth for Aston Martin. Vettel’s father is exceptionally wealthy (a carpenter ok?), and is easily able to fund the team. With more wealth, the team is able to enhance the performance of Vettel’s car, allowing it to become more competitive with other cars. Sebastian Vettel is an especially likely contender for the 2022 Formula One World Drivers’ Championship title. Lets not forget he is a 4 time World Drivers Champion and truely deserves the Greatest of all time status.
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Buys the team hoping
That he can eat
Whatever Gunther finds on
eBay for edible food
and that it is
And buy the FIA
But who is that??? 😱😱
Is that your mom?!!
James says to Valtteri
in retaliation, valtteri shot
Eau Rouge at his
dads house of ice
In the pirelli factory
at imola near tamburello
above the nouvelle chicane
And through goes hamilton
But alex albon wins!
back to the past
before formula E existed
and steam engines ruled
the McLaren porpoising shirts
and james cordens mcdonalds
Was removed from Steiner
There was a time
When codemasters won Formula
Ford with Amaury Cordeel
and with Roy Nissany
With sausage kerbs launching
Charles leclerc back to
his mansion in monaco
but dying due to
The Great fall from
Nelson Piquet once said
if you jump out
, you are not in
Of the Haas palace
You just wait sunshine
you’re the world champion
Of 1999 and now
goatifi then won after
Stroll became race director
but he disqualified him
after lawrence found out
About his toy cars
inside his motorhome's couch
he continued to pay
For Verstappen's dentist appointments
and his medical bills
What has happened? we
Won the fucking race!
But we lost checo
amongst the mist and fog
but press your red
button on your remote
To see the highlights
if you’re a skyQ
Or a SkyGlass Customer
You can watch F1
Highlights alongside the live
Broadcast of the race
in case you missed
The action at Monaco
where charles leclerc crashed
At the Fairmont hairpin
After his engine exploded
and he say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Like he was Really3d
how great you are
Magic! But Alonso took
the lead from Verstappen
And won Monaco with
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the ferrari mechanics
who were pretty shit
Meanwhile Sir Lewis Hamilton
Moved to Alfa Romeo
and Max Vershtappen moved
back to torro rosso
as for Nikita Mazepin
de france. And he
Wins school sports day
and the Olympic Games
In the winter of
Russian Siberian city Vladivostok
Where goats are horses
and horses are goats
AND LATIFI BEATS LECLERC
and Verstappen drives Haas
and albon fucks russell
and Magnussen murders Hulkenberg
But Carlos' engine still
explodes every grand prix
, Ferrari are on fire!
Quite literally, Ha ha!
Through goes Nicholas Latifi!
But Glock going slow
And here comes Kubica
But ishowspeed suddenly comes
and he starts raging
At the concrete wall
for ruining leclerc’s race
Before he brings alongside
Nyck Devryes is WDC
he does a rosberg
, retires from life after
and becomes a pundit
which he didn’t because
He was in karting
all the bad drivers
Started slapping each other
then max punched ocon
but ocon punched back
And Toto Wolff shouted
I miss nico rosberg
who used equal machinery
to beat Lewis hamilton
the seven time world
champion who once said
to take a trained
roscoe the pet dog
and date it until
you get arrested for
doing doggystyle with dog
being locked up for
life. But Lewis escaped
among us squid games
Congrats @prime maple, you're now on lap 25
fall guys with Nico
Elvedi the Monchengladbach defender
Who plays for Switzerland
in the World Cup
With lord mahaveer raghunathan
who I don’t know
because he's too good
and so is goatifi
because of his nutella
mmmmmm nutega for Goatifi
but he said "I
gonna mag for Haas"
And bag my ass
outside of Eau Rouge
With 20 sausage kerbs
mmmmm sausage kerbs tasty
mmmm nutega kerbs tasty
mmmmmmm soft tyres tasty
Valterri, it is James
You're going to alfa
Enjoy successful pit stops
And a bad teammate
But Zhou ain't bad
Hes actually pretty good
Better than PIEERRREE GASSLYYYYYYYY
and what the fuck?!
What the fuck is
guayando zhou doing now
He's leading the championship!
and OH THAT’S A
jar of nutega rolling
Round the Monaco hairpin
Better than latifi could
he ate it all
, every single drop of
Nutega on the track
because im ferrari fan
and this is painful
thanks to mattia BINotto
and he will never
because he is dead
because of canada incident
His tyre was shot
And he went into
The wall of champions
and then he exploded
Like Carlos Sainz's engine
Then he got out
Of the green bull
Then fokk smahed door
Of an F2 car
and died from explosion
And haunted the track
With the loudest noise
He screamed at midnight
Shut up you anime
Enjoyer, anime is mid
Exactly right Tom Cruise
Who happens to be
Top Gun Maverick Man
And Alex Albon the
The read headed man
Trent Alexander-Arnold and friends
Become the goat after
He died in accident
Aston Martin Retirement Home™️
For The F1 Veterans™
And he haunted track
Of the marina bay
And screamed at midnight
Because someone else was
taking a massive shit
And the smell was
absolutely bloody lovely and
And died of happiness
After that everybody was
Watching the Williams Twitter
hoping for Latifi to
Join Alpine for alonso
And become world champion
while sending verstappen to
The hospital after an
Easy win at the
Boring Miami international autodrome
That was actually a
Race in car park
because US likes boring
Races without over takes
A race inside walmart
for 70 laps with
5 turns around a
aisle full of machineguns
In the state of
Cali because there's guns
In the United States
People take guns to
Obviously not schools but
Shooting ranges where they
Blow up stupid shot
Archery target dart boards
Premium way to play
EA sports goatifi simulator
On the new PlayStation
is to get a
Pill in ibiza. To
Tell avicii i was
Racing with mattia binotto
And Albono was cold
leading on old tyres
and did not pit
Until after he won
Thats what he thought
Until George crashed into
The rear of perez
Who spun into Albono
and then did
Donuts around the hungaroring
||three words?||
Before getting hungry and
ate a nice donut
That he made from
front wing end plates
yum yum yum yum
oh no nicholas latifi
Has joined red bull
He's now super latifi
but then he exploded
And we no longer
Have lights out anymore.
Because David croft retired
And Seb now commentates
Like a real boss
Who really loves Goats
And dairy free milk
Guenther Steiner's rear wing
Whilst eating lactose-free sugar
Lets eat this Nutella
it is very tasty
she said she was 12
AAAAAAAAAAAA the FBI is
coming to kill you
||my brother in christ that is 5 words||
With 50G nerf guns
that were used
||who cares my man||
what the actual f-
did guinther steiner do
but mick is crying
Because he is the
Son of 7 time
Hot Dog eating champion
And then got bored
And ate the championship
Like a true chef
And then order a
Pizza with no pineapples
And a black flag
for the Arrows driver,
Who fatefully popped his
balloon and started crying
Since lewis wanted soft
Tyres on his haas
But he remebered mazepin
Chewed all the tyres
But then he saw
Checo taking a shit
And joined him dancing
Underneath his tyre wear
But he got a
Puncture during a pitstop
So he danced with
Alexander Albon so that
Gassy could distract RB
From the McLaren winning
The heaven gp 2125
At a french track
Somewhere far in Bahrain
A child was kidnapped
And woke up to
Ferrari hell in Maranello
With everyone on inters
and goatifi on slicks,
Goatifi crashes and puts
SC into the wall
Along with him goes
Russell because he divebombs
because he thinks he's
daniel ricciardo baku 2017
then Daniel got fired
After he won the
2023 championship with alpine
Because Oscar stole his
Seat at mclaren mercedes
And flopped immediately like
yuji ide's entire career
mattia binottos very smart
F1 car was so bad
Because newey said so
But he farted into
It too hard and
Broke the car into
Fifty million pieces but
The fia stepped in
And forced them to
Fix the car up
With tape and tons
Of hard tyres from
Totos mouth because Mercedes
onlyfan's sporting director
Owns the FIA with
Micheal Masi who recently
Left to make a
Statue of a tree
with his favourite driver
nikita nicolas goatifi mazespin
he is the goat
Above lord mahaveer the
3rd. He is using
Hards because he is
Indeed on the wets
which is the slicks
Covered in wet sticky
Hot ketchup eating Leclerc
With mustard max verstappen
Chase for first place
it was too dramatic
As the safety car
Rams it into the
Wall,the red flag
Comes out as the
Racers all pit for
Hards as they see
The Ferraris on softs
but the strategy failed
Leclerc finished in P6
because ferrari is stupid
Max won the race
Except it was Latifi
who won the race
And was in disguise
In the red bull
As the steering wheel
Spun like Nikita mazespin
And flew off and
Kicked the tyre like
max verstappen in baku
Then hit hamlet on
his upshift with magic
alonso crashing into him
Turning him into A-train
Ferrari goes on pitting
for hards in hungary
to cause a collision
with the safety car
, bringing out the safety car
Bring in the F0
To pull off his
Undercut and overcut because
He didn't pit like
lewis hamiltons dog roscoe
Wins the 2024 wdc
because of latifis famous
seventy two drivers titles
Which he destroyed in
The same machinery as
Nico Rosberg the greatest
Who beats lewis Hamilton
In an equal machinery
Because he is better
Than Sir Lewis Hamilton
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.
Daniel won in las
Vegas and has successfully
Followed by villain Mick
Killing lewis Hamilton for
Complaining about dangerous driving
but he slapped gunther
in deez nuts hard
Like a bunch of
Ferrari Red bull powertrains
Which is more durable
than the ferrari engine
But its on fire
Then max cooked Hamilton
Then did a back
flip and broke spine
For even more crunch
Spicy like hot butter
and bizzare as sh!t
and bizarre as shit
sorry said that twice
Because I said that
rosberg beat 7 time
lewis champion World Hamilton
Is that the guy
who beat lewis hamilton
against 7 time champion
Saturday Sunday what in
James may finally decided
to go to his
Petrol station at Monaco
Which made charles angry
After he finished Monaco
Oh wait no he dnf’d
the curse of monaco
For Mr chairs leglock
Has been the best
Thing to ever happen
To his wife mrs
max verstappen and mercedes
that was gay indeed
That lewis hamilton jumped
onto Sebastian Vettel’s child
and then he farted
Really loudly how rude
That was because seb
slapped the shit out
Of his really small
thing loose in his
scuderia ferrari overalls because
he beat his meat
every single day for
and bob from steve
and from the Amogus
@gaunt stirrup is le noob
this died very fast
Faster than ferrari engine
Mazepin sucking Latifi's dick
But instead we focus
on the grid crashing
Parties and Lil kid's birthdays
Lil kid always farts
On the drivers helmet
and then he shall
happily live in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
getting a stroke reading
this weird ass sentence
when the police came
He got fucking arrested
for typing that word
which is strictly forbidden
in formula 1 racing
But Mazepin doesn't care
about spinning in ferrari
Because he bought WDCs
and then creating a
football club called manchester
united but he realized
he didn't have enough
money to join it.
he got so depressed
That he went to
depression and tried to
crash into other drivers
but he got banned
from the formula 1
when he decided to
go to formula e
to defeat Vandoorne for
a formula e title
but unfortunately he lost
The Formula one constructors
championship with some clowns
such as mattia binotto
and the Scuderia S🅱️inalla
Crashes into johnny dep
and ends latifi's life
Rob Kub: O kurwa!
What the actual fuck
is happening in zandvoort
max having trust issues
because kelly is moving
and she really moving
To become a vtuber
Money from fucking simps
. Leclerc had the opportunity
to donate to her
but he was nervous
so he tried to
push her out of
earth so that she
can just fucking die
and he SUCEEDED! Hamilton
tried this too but
he was thrown down
by the ferrari team
. Leclerc and I both
suffer in scuderia ferrari
Pain for being Italian
and i’m a filipino
which is weird because
ferrari is an italian
underground maffia organisation who
Congrats @sudden prawn, you're now on lap 5
kept their drivers in
Shitty cars with Binotto
being happy that they
cannot stop sucking the
F1 money coming in
to the Maranelloian organisation.
to 360 no scope
headsh*t lewis hamilton as
we race for oil
and race for money
which comes from daddy
's cash and from
his talent but he
doesn't have talent so
he got kicked out
because i saw it
on t*kt@k but Lotus
seed buns are shit
and so is Hamilton
although he loves F1
she likes a top
gun actor more than
a top gun maverick
. I threw up when
I saw Mazepin spinning
his (d- i mean) tank in Moscow
Then Putin thanked him
for spinning multiple times
into Sainte Dévote yesterday
which including multiple heroics
like what the goat
named Nyck de Vries
Who splooged on hamilton
and pissed on his
filled white and creamy
And that Nicholas Latifi
Is World Champion of 2023
but is that glock?
No, it’s not Glock!
It's the WDC Mazespin
LATIFI BACK IN POSITION
ahead of a female
Mercedes not happy, Red bull
will be delighted! They’ve
Oh dear, Max has
lost the world championship!
Sergio Perez has won
IN SAME FUCKING MACHINERY
like how your mom
Loved to watch me
Make Mac and cheese
and you invited your
bank to rob my
big mazepin 1:1 golden
life sized penis model
Which went for 10k
because it is precious
for it's hilariously tiny
Size like Yuki Tsunoda
, it actually is shit
Just like max verstappen
Just kidding! It is
the fact both are
both tiny and huge
and wide and thin
and tight and loose
Wtf did happen here
what happened to BOB
the goat of f1
and singing the song:
meow ding dong meow
which is the sound
of the imola cat
which is cuter than
The sacred Canada inchident
Holy shit latifi won
What is this world
is flat. Zhou Grandzhou
eats cheese and drinks
Ok Charles Box Charles
We always fuck ourselves
and put hards on
because we are ferrari™️
& pain in the Arse™
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The fuck?
is wrong with them?
They are so idiotic!
leclerc box for hards
and that is another
great strategy done in
monaco by ferrari and
and an exceptional week
at the llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch circuit.
Meow ding dong meow
i hear a furry
on nicholas latifi's balls
which are shiny and
sexy, beautiful and goated
But he was very
good at driving f1
so then he decided
To ask red bull
And they decided to
athough his performance was
Bullshit after shaving because
then forever became 'goatifi'
. I told you to
. What the fuck is
happening in this forum
he did gave fucks
Stayin’ alive for championship
But a brain that
can not process anything
Like for example Ferrari
2022 hungarian grand prix
i killed my crush
whose name is Binotto
but he wasn’t dead
and he was brought
back to life because
the tifosi till he
and won a championship
2069 and that reminds
him to watch the
2022 formula 1 championship
Which Max Costcappen won
Which is so great
because verstappen deserves it
more than everyone because
he said "Danke Seb"
One million times having
He was celebrating perez
Because he didn’t win
The Abu Dhabi Grand
Bullshit in 2022 but
nikita mazepin wins the
Russian Grand Prix but
Here comes Sebastian Vettel
And he didn’t say
Here comes your mom
. Why tf u horny
Because she watched him
drive an F1 car
I killed her sister
Because she’s so fat
Because of cancer and
because she was obese
But she saw senna
when he died and
able to drive the
1949 Lexus aventedor coupe
aka cursed speed car
but he was able
the monegasque chicane when
my mom came on
and started to drink
lean mix 1 fuel
and slowed tf down
then suddenly she became
a bad bomber saying
That I will not
unlike a certain dutch
Driver named super max
who has lost more
races than Lewis did
In the 1999 ohio
grand priz although when
Latifi came it was
A complete disaster, and
Nobody liked it so
Progress is a race
in Ohio because it
Ohio food in the
except Miskolc, the capital
of GHJDUYUTYJ In the
In the content of
North American, there was
A world cup and
Max verstappen played for
Ohio in the 2016 FIFA
World Cup in Antarctica.
But vettel saw the
NBA and wanted to
Try it out with
His best friend fernando
who said he didn’t
Kentucky Fried Chicken burger
As a side menu
Through comes sebastian vettel
and he wins the
2023-27 World Drivers Championships
but then Michael Schumacher
comes back and kills
Ralf Schumacher
and David
Went to the playground
to watch tik tok
But the sand was
Too soft and he
Broke his phone and
Had to go buy
the new iphone 14
But he didnt have
Enough bobux so he
Killed his dog and
Sold it to his
step sister in alabama
to get enough bobux
So he could buy
Ferrari team for $1
but it was still
a shit team although
Vasseur replaced mattia binotto
and it was still
A shitbox as hell
because Binotto asked Vasseur
Don’t replace strategy team
But vasseur said that
binotto was the reason
to fund the team
because they didn't want
Leclerc to dry clean
the wall at imola
Which would have turned
It into a very
bad crash like Niki
Lauda eating a very
pair of soggy socks
Because soggy socks are
Very yummy but very
Soggy and very wet
Just like when I
Urinated on those socks
Arent that enjoyable, but
If I sell it
I will make alot
Of money to make
Alot of socks and
ur the 1000th reply
So gongratulations, but we
How do you know
.
Retire before hitting 50
Mph at great Britain
And I know that
Nicholas latifi will become
A 69-time world champion
because he is better
Then Toto at raging
which makes him very
Goatifi like and I
love him very much
But Nikita Mazepin killed
He stole all the
strategies for being good
but then crofty says
THE DOMINATOR THIS WEEKEND!
WILL HE BE THE
THE 2024 FORMULA ONE
CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
OR WILL HE JUST
CRASH INTO A WALL
LIKE ABU DHABI 2021
I THINK HE MIGHT
WIN THE- OH NO!
NICHOLAS LATIFI... HAS CRASHED
BUT WHO WILL BE
THE CHAMPION OF F1
OF 2069, WILL IT
HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL
, HE'S NECK AND NECK
WITH MEWIS MAMILTON AS
THROUGH GOES SEBASTIAN VETTEL
BUT NICHOLAS LATIFI GOES
AND-OH MY WHAT
THERE'S TROUBLE AT RADILLION
AND IT'S NICHOLAS LATIFI!
WHO WINS THE 2024
BELGIAN GRAND PRIX BUT
THE FIA DISQUALIFIED HIM!
HE IS NOW SAD
BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN
AND SENNA DOES A
QUADRUPLE BACKFLIP AND LANDS
on his penis but
PROST GOES TROUGH SENNA’S
ASS AND SENNA IS
VERY MAD, HE TRIES
TO GET PROST OUT
OF HIS MASSIVE ASS!
BUT TROUGH GOES HAMILTON!!!
STRAIGHT INTO SENNAS ASS
LEWIS HAS ENTERED HEAVEN
AND SENNA IS NOW
JEALOUS BECAUSE LEWIS HAMILTON
CRASHED WITH MAX VERSTAPPEN
WHILE PROST LOVES SENNAS
DRIVER SKILL AND HIS
FAT JUICY ASS CHEEKS
Gay dancer on the
ass cheeks of senna
max on stripper pole
and he's dancing wonderfully
And Charles got cheated
On by his girlfriend
Not a good day
He binned the Monaco
Grand Prix by crashing
The wall of Champions
BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN
VETTEL, HES NECK AND
AND THEY GO FOURSOME
INTO THE LES COMBES
THERE GOES MURRAY WALKER
IN TO HEAVENS GATES
OF HEAVEN OR MAYBE
OFF GOES LECLERC ,
AND-HERE GOES THE
PEREZ IS DOING 10000KPH
THE DISTANCE PROST TRAVELLED
ISN’T SAME AS SENNA
RAMMING INTO THE WALL
AT 130 MPH AND PEREZ
CORNER CUTTING TO WIN
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