#Four word Formula 1 story

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at Paul Ricard

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goatifi does a masterclass

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driving with one hand

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.

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Eating a baguette with

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eight legged big spiders

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The spiders gave every

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Bite flavor, this was

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breaking his femur excruciatingly

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lewis hamilton 2022 yes

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won't win the championship

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because he’s an idiot

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Which is not true

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kakka is very perkele

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only podium spots sadly

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But never the best

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for the good ones

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Gentlemen, a short view

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Back to the toilet

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one hundred years ago,

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Nicholas Latifi told us

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take a trained nutella

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put him into the

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cockpit and he is

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able to blend the

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drivers inside the car

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.he was then arrested

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because he killed people

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and jos verstappen arson

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then latifi spins around

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and suddenly, he is

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But thirty years later

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Oh no Nicholas latifi

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has died to death

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but since he's goafiti

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he is still dead 😔

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but he got revived

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by no one and

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Has won the championship!

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but was disqualified because

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He was lacking talent

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and determination to cum

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,so instead,ocon won.

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Alex Albon on hards

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and stroll on ultrasofts

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,both of them pitting

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Under the safety car

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,AS THERES A SPIN

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From none other than

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the speech-giving george

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Russel,he is out.

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Out of his mind

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Running to slap Bottas

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In the ass and

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Bottas calls it Traditions

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he gets the boot

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And runs into a

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wall made of steel

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a wall that was

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way too thick and

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Tall for Paul Ricard

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which has red and

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Blue slowing lines which

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kill the drivers eyes
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NOW charles jumps in

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And his engine explodes

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and his garage dies

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.this led to the

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kidnapping of yuki tsunoda

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And nobody went to

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Pierreeeee Gaslyyyyy for clues

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since he was french

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.this led to yuki

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dying inside as he

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started his own team

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which is the slowest

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fast car in formula

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But won the WMC

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Ahead Haas again but

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monza is too fast

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for the green shitbox

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aka the second caterham

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Aka the Aston Martin

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aka the green RB18

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. Seb joins Haas and

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Sebastian vettel will win the 2022 Formula One World Drivers’ Championship. He is able to set substantially quick lap times in qualifying sessions. In the qualifying session of the 2021 Belgian Grand Prix, he managed to qualify in 5th place overall. He obtained this position in a Aston Martin AMR 21 car, which had a decreased performance compared to other cars of the grid. This ability to perform well in qualifying allows him to start races further up the grid, increasing the chance of obtaining points. Furthermore, Vettel possesses excellent racecraft abilities. In the race of the 2021 Hungarian Grand Prix, Vettel started 10th, but he managed to create many overtakes and finish in 2nd place. The ability to overtake and defend is a crucial skill in races and is extremely helpful in gathering points. In addition, Vettel is able to yield a considerable amount of wealth for Aston Martin. Vettel’s father is exceptionally wealthy (a carpenter ok?), and is easily able to fund the team. With more wealth, the team is able to enhance the performance of Vettel’s car, allowing it to become more competitive with other cars. Sebastian Vettel is an especially likely contender for the 2022 Formula One World Drivers’ Championship title. Lets not forget he is a 4 time World Drivers Champion and truely deserves the Greatest of all time status.

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||wtf||

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Buys the team hoping

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That he can eat

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Whatever Gunther finds on

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eBay for edible food

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and that it is

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Sebastian vettel will win

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And buy the FIA

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But who is that??? 😱😱

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Is that your mom?!!

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James says to Valtteri

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in retaliation, valtteri shot

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Eau Rouge at his

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dads house of ice

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In the pirelli factory

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at imola near tamburello

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above the nouvelle chicane

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And through goes hamilton

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But alex albon wins!

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back to the past

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before formula E existed

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and steam engines ruled

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the McLaren porpoising shirts

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and james cordens mcdonalds

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Was removed from Steiner

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There was a time

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When codemasters won Formula

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Ford with Amaury Cordeel

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and with Roy Nissany

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With sausage kerbs launching

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Charles leclerc back to

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his mansion in monaco

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but dying due to

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The Great fall from

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the republic of China 🇨🇳

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frick

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Nelson Piquet once said

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if you jump out

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, you are not in

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Of the Haas palace

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You just wait sunshine

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you’re the world champion

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Of 1999 and now

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goatifi then won after

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Stroll became race director

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but he disqualified him

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after lawrence found out

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About his toy cars

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inside his motorhome's couch

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he continued to pay

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For Verstappen's dentist appointments

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and his medical bills

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What has happened? we

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Won the fucking race!

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But we lost checo

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amongst the mist and fog

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but press your red

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button on your remote

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To see the highlights

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if you’re a skyQ

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Or a SkyGlass Customer

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You can watch F1

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Highlights alongside the live

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Broadcast of the race

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in case you missed

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The action at Monaco

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where charles leclerc crashed

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At the Fairmont hairpin

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After his engine exploded

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and he say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Like he was Really3d

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how great you are

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Magic! But Alonso took

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the lead from Verstappen

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And won Monaco with

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the ferrari mechanics

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who were pretty shit

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And alpine win constructors

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.

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Meanwhile Sir Lewis Hamilton

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Moved to Alfa Romeo

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and Max Vershtappen moved

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back to torro rosso

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as for Nikita Mazepin

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,

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He wins the tour

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de france. And he

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Wins school sports day

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and the Olympic Games

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In the winter of

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Russian Siberian city Vladivostok

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Where goats are horses

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and horses are goats

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AND LATIFI BEATS LECLERC

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and Verstappen drives Haas

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and albon fucks russell

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and Magnussen murders Hulkenberg

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But Carlos' engine still

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explodes every grand prix

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, Ferrari are on fire!

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Quite literally, Ha ha!

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Through goes Nicholas Latifi!

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But Glock going slow

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And here comes Kubica

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But ishowspeed suddenly comes

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and he starts raging

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At the concrete wall

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for ruining leclerc’s race

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Before he brings alongside

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Nyck Devryes is WDC

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he does a rosberg

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, retires from life after

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and becomes a pundit

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And says i beatgoatifi

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||cheating the system||

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which he didn’t because

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He was in karting

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all the bad drivers

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Started slapping each other

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then max punched ocon

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but ocon punched back

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And Toto Wolff shouted

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I miss nico rosberg

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who used equal machinery

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to beat Lewis hamilton

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the seven time world

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champion who once said

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to take a trained

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roscoe the pet dog

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and date it until

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you get arrested for

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doing doggystyle with dog

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being locked up for

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life. But Lewis escaped

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among us squid games

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Congrats @prime maple, you're now on lap 25

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fall guys with Nico

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Elvedi the Monchengladbach defender

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Who plays for Switzerland

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in the World Cup

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With lord mahaveer raghunathan

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who I don’t know

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because he's too good

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and so is goatifi

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because of his nutella

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mmmmmm nutega for Goatifi

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but he said "I

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gonna mag for Haas"

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And bag my ass

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outside of Eau Rouge

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With 20 sausage kerbs

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mmmmm sausage kerbs tasty

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mmmm nutega kerbs tasty

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mmmmmmm soft tyres tasty

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Valterri, it is James

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You're going to alfa

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Enjoy successful pit stops

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And a bad teammate

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But Zhou ain't bad

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Hes actually pretty good

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Better than PIEERRREE GASSLYYYYYYYY

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and what the fuck?!

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What the fuck is

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guayando zhou doing now

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He's leading the championship!

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and OH THAT’S A

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jar of nutega rolling

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Round the Monaco hairpin

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Better than latifi could

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he ate it all

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, every single drop of

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Nutega on the track

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the hungarian grand prix

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was shit for ferrari

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because im ferrari fan

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and this is painful

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||fml||

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because leclerc lost title

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thanks to mattia BINotto

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nicholas latifi is goat

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and he will never

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be a world champion

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||😂||

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because he is dead

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because of canada incident

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His tyre was shot

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And he went into

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The wall of champions

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and then he exploded

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Like Carlos Sainz's engine

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which sounded like this

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Then he got out

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Of the green bull

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Then fokk smahed door

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Of an F2 car

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and died from explosion

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And haunted the track

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With the loudest noise

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He screamed at midnight

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.

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Pipi und Kaki in

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Shut up you anime

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Enjoyer, anime is mid

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Exactly right Tom Cruise

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Who happens to be

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Top Gun Maverick Man

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And Alex Albon the

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The read headed man

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Trent Alexander-Arnold and friends

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Mick Schumacher chose to

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Become the goat after

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He died in accident

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Aston Martin Retirement Home™️

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For The F1 Veterans™

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And he haunted track

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Of the marina bay

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And screamed at midnight

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Because someone else was

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taking a massive shit

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And the smell was

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absolutely bloody lovely and

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And died of happiness

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After that everybody was

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Watching the Williams Twitter

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hoping for Latifi to

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Join Alpine for alonso

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And become world champion

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how am i allowed to post this

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anyway

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The hospital after an

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Easy win at the

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Boring Miami international autodrome

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That was actually a

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Race in car park

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because US likes boring

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Races without over takes

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Instead Miami got replaced

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By a another race

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A race inside walmart

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for 70 laps with

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5 turns around a

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aisle full of machineguns

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In the state of

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Cali because there's guns

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In the United States

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People take guns to

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Obviously not schools but

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Shooting ranges where they

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Blow up stupid shot

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Archery target dart boards

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Premium way to play

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EA sports goatifi simulator

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On the new PlayStation

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is to get a

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Pill in ibiza. To

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Tell avicii i was

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Racing with mattia binotto

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And Albono was cold

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leading on old tyres

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and did not pit

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Until after he won

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Thats what he thought

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Until George crashed into

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The rear of perez

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Who spun into Albono

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and then did

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Donuts around the hungaroring

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Before getting hungry and

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ate a nice donut

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That he made from

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front wing end plates

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yum yum yum yum

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oh no nicholas latifi

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Has joined red bull

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He's now super latifi

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but then he exploded

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And we no longer

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Have lights out anymore.

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Because David croft retired

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And Seb now commentates

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Like a real boss

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Who really loves Goats

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And dairy free milk

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Guenther Steiner's rear wing

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Whilst eating lactose-free sugar

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Lets eat this Nutella

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it is very tasty

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she said she was 12

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AAAAAAAAAAAA the FBI is

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coming to kill you

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that were used

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what the actual f-

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did guinther steiner do

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To make Magnussen pregnant?

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To make Magnussen pregnant?

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but mick is crying

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Because he is the

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Son of 7 time

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Hot Dog eating champion

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And then got bored

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And ate the championship

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Like a true chef

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And then order a

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Pizza with no pineapples

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And a black flag

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for the Arrows driver,

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Who fatefully popped his

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balloon and started crying

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Tyres which Bono grabbed

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Which made lewis cry

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Since lewis wanted soft

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Tyres on his haas

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But he remebered mazepin

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Chewed all the tyres

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But then he saw

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Checo taking a shit

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And joined him dancing

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Underneath his tyre wear

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But he got a

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Puncture during a pitstop

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So he danced with

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Alexander Albon so that

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Gassy could distract RB

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From the McLaren winning

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The heaven gp 2125

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At a french track

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Somewhere far in Bahrain

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A child was kidnapped

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And woke up to

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Ferrari hell in Maranello

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With everyone on inters

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and goatifi on slicks,

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Goatifi crashes and puts

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SC into the wall

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Along with him goes

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Russell because he divebombs

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because he thinks he's

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daniel ricciardo baku 2017

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then Daniel got fired

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After he won the

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2023 championship with alpine

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Because Oscar stole his

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Seat at mclaren mercedes

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And flopped immediately like

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yuji ide's entire career

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Charles was listening to

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mattia binottos very smart

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F1 car was so bad

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Because newey said so

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But he farted into

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It too hard and

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Broke the car into

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Fifty million pieces but

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The fia stepped in

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And forced them to

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Fix the car up

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With tape and tons

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Of hard tyres from

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Totos mouth because Mercedes

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onlyfan's sporting director

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Owns the FIA with

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Micheal Masi who recently

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Left to make a

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Statue of a tree

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with his favourite driver

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nikita nicolas goatifi mazespin

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he is the goat

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Above lord mahaveer the

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3rd. He is using

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Hards because he is

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Indeed on the wets

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which is the slicks

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Covered in wet sticky

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Hot ketchup eating Leclerc

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With mustard max verstappen

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Chase for first place

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it was too dramatic

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As the safety car

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Rams it into the

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Wall,the red flag

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Comes out as the

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Racers all pit for

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Hards as they see

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The Ferraris on softs

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but the strategy failed

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Leclerc finished in P6

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because ferrari is stupid

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Max won the race

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Except it was Latifi

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who won the race

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And was in disguise

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In the red bull

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As the steering wheel

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Spun like Nikita mazespin

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And flew off and

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Kicked the tyre like

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max verstappen in baku

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Then hit hamlet on

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his upshift with magic

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alonso crashing into him

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Turning him into A-train

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Ferrari goes on pitting

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for hards in hungary

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to cause a collision

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with the safety car

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, bringing out the safety car

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Bring in the F0

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To pull off his

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Undercut and overcut because

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He didn't pit like

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lewis hamiltons dog roscoe

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Wins the 2024 wdc

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because of latifis famous

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seventy two drivers titles

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Which he destroyed in

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The same machinery as

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Nico Rosberg the greatest

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In an equal machinery

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Because he is better

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Than Sir Lewis Hamilton

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||all of that but let's continue from:||
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Daniel won in las

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Vegas and has successfully

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Won the arctic gp

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Latifi score a podium

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Followed by villain Mick

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Killing lewis Hamilton for

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Complaining about dangerous driving

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but he slapped gunther

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in deez nuts hard

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Like a bunch of

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Nuts in a sack

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Which is sold by

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Ferrari Red bull powertrains

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Which is more durable

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than the ferrari engine

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But its on fire

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Then max cooked Hamilton

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As a British food

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No actually emergency food

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Then did a back

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flip and broke spine

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For even more crunch

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.

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The canada incident was

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Spicy like hot butter

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and bizzare as sh!t

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and bizarre as shit

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sorry said that twice

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Because I said that

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rosberg beat 7 time

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lewis champion World Hamilton

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Is that the guy

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who beat lewis hamilton

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cause its friday then

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Who won equal machinery

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against 7 time champion

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Saturday Sunday what in

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the fuck is george

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A snake has died

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A car has stopped

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A person crashed hard

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Mercedes started crying ice

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richard pees in his car

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.

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to go to his

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Petrol station at Monaco

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Which made charles angry

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After he finished Monaco

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Oh wait no he dnf’d

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the curse of monaco

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For Mr chairs leglock

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Has been the best

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Thing to ever happen

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To his wife mrs

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max verstappen and mercedes

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that was gay indeed

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That lewis hamilton jumped

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onto Sebastian Vettel’s child

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and then he farted

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Really loudly how rude

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slapped the shit out

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Of his really small

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thing loose in his

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scuderia ferrari overalls because

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he beat his meat

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every single day for

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steve from the bob

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and bob from steve

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and from the Amogus

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@gaunt stirrup is le noob

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this died very fast

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Faster than ferrari engine

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.

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F1 is worse than

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Mazepin sucking Latifi's dick

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on the grid crashing

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Parties and Lil kid's birthdays

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Lil kid always farts

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On the drivers helmet

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and then he shall

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happily live in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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getting a stroke reading

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this weird ass sentence

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when the police came

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He got fucking arrested

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for typing that word

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which is strictly forbidden

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in formula 1 racing

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about spinning in ferrari

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Like lance stroll daddys

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he started gaining oil

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and then creating a

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football club called manchester

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united but he realized

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he didn't have enough

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money to join it.

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he got so depressed

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That he went to

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depression and tried to

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crash into other drivers

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but he got banned

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from the formula 1

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when he decided to

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go to formula e

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to defeat Vandoorne for

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a formula e title

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but unfortunately he lost

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The Formula one constructors

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championship with some clowns

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such as mattia binotto

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and the Scuderia S🅱️inalla

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Crashes into johnny dep

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and ends latifi's life

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Rob Kub: O kurwa!

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What the actual fuck

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is happening in zandvoort

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max having trust issues

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because kelly is moving

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and she really moving

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To become a vtuber

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Money from fucking simps

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. Leclerc had the opportunity

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to donate to her

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but he was nervous

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so he tried to

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push her out of

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earth so that she

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can just fucking die

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and he SUCEEDED! Hamilton

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tried this too but

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he was thrown down

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by the ferrari team

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. Leclerc and I both

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suffer in scuderia ferrari

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Pain for being Italian

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and i’m a filipino

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which is weird because

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ferrari is an italian

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underground maffia organisation who

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Congrats @sudden prawn, you're now on lap 5

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kept their drivers in

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Shitty cars with Binotto

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being happy that they

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cannot stop sucking the

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F1 money coming in

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to the Maranelloian organisation.

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to 360 no scope

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headsh*t lewis hamilton as

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we race for oil

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and race for money

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which comes from daddy

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's cash and from

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his talent but he

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doesn't have talent so

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he got kicked out

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because i saw it

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on t*kt@k but Lotus

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seed buns are shit

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and so is Hamilton

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although he loves F1

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she likes a top

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gun actor more than

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a top gun maverick

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. I threw up when

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I saw Mazepin spinning

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his (d- i mean) tank in Moscow

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Then Putin thanked him

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for spinning multiple times

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into Sainte Dévote yesterday

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which including multiple heroics

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like what the goat

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named Nyck de Vries

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Who splooged on hamilton

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and pissed on his

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filled white and creamy

spice forge
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And that Nicholas Latifi

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Is World Champion of 2023

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but is that glock?

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No, it’s not Glock!

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It's the WDC Mazespin

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LATIFI BACK IN POSITION

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ahead of a female

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Mercedes not happy, Red bull

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will be delighted! They’ve

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Oh dear, Max has

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lost the world championship!

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Sergio Perez has won

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IN SAME FUCKING MACHINERY

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like how your mom

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Loved to watch me

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Make Mac and cheese

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and you invited your

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bank to rob my

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big mazepin 1:1 golden

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life sized penis model

winter walrus
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Which went for 10k

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because it is precious

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for it's hilariously tiny

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Size like Yuki Tsunoda

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, it actually is shit

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Just like max verstappen

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Just kidding! It is

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the fact both are

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both tiny and huge

twilit trellis
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and wide and thin

gaunt vine
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and tight and loose

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Wtf did happen here

gaunt vine
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what happened to BOB

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the goat of f1

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and singing the song:

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meow ding dong meow

gaunt vine
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which is the sound

twilit trellis
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of the imola cat

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which is cuter than

slow garden
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The sacred Canada inchident

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Holy shit latifi won

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What is this world

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is flat. Zhou Grandzhou

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eats cheese and drinks

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Ok Charles Box Charles

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We always fuck ourselves

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and put hards on

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because we are ferrari™️

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& pain in the Arse™

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The fuck?

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is wrong with them?

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They are so idiotic!

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leclerc box for hards

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and that is another

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great strategy done in

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monaco by ferrari and

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and an exceptional week

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at the llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch circuit.

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Meow ding dong meow

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i hear a furry

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on nicholas latifi's balls

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which are shiny and

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sexy, beautiful and goated

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good at driving f1

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so then he decided

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To ask red bull

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And they decided to

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athough his performance was

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Bullshit after shaving because

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then forever became 'goatifi'

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. I told you to

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. What the fuck is

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happening in this forum

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he did gave fucks

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Stayin’ alive for championship

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can not process anything

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Like for example Ferrari

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2022 hungarian grand prix

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i killed my crush

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whose name is Binotto

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but he wasn’t dead

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and he was brought

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back to life because

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the tifosi till he

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and won a championship

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2069 and that reminds

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him to watch the

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2022 formula 1 championship

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Which Max Costcappen won

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Which is so great

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because verstappen deserves it

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more than everyone because

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he said "Danke Seb"

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One million times having

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He was celebrating perez

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Because he didn’t win

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The Abu Dhabi Grand

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Bullshit in 2022 but

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nikita mazepin wins the

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Russian Grand Prix but

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Here comes Sebastian Vettel

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And he didn’t say

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Here comes your mom

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. Why tf u horny

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Because she watched him

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drive an F1 car

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I killed her sister

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Because she’s so fat

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Because of cancer and

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because she was obese

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when he died and

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able to drive the

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1949 Lexus aventedor coupe

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aka cursed speed car

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but he was able

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the monegasque chicane when

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my mom came on

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and started to drink

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lean mix 1 fuel

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and slowed tf down

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then suddenly she became

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a bad bomber saying

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That I will not

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unlike a certain dutch

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Driver named super max

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who has lost more

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races than Lewis did

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In the 1999 ohio

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grand priz although when

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Latifi came it was

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A complete disaster, and

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Nobody liked it so

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Progress is a race

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in Ohio because it

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Ohio food in the

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except Miskolc, the capital

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of GHJDUYUTYJ In the

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In the content of

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North American, there was

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A world cup and

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Max verstappen played for

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World Cup in Antarctica.

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But vettel saw the

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NBA and wanted to

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Try it out with

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His best friend fernando

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who said he didn’t

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Kentucky Fried Chicken burger

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As a side menu

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Through comes sebastian vettel

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and he wins the

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2023-27 World Drivers Championships

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but then Michael Schumacher

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comes back and kills

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Ralf Schumacher

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and David

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Went to the playground

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to watch tik tok

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Too soft and he

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Broke his phone and

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Had to go buy

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the new iphone 14

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Enough bobux so he

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Killed his dog and

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Sold it to his

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step sister in alabama

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to get enough bobux

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So he could buy

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Ferrari team for $1

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but it was still

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a shit team although

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Vasseur replaced mattia binotto

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and it was still

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A shitbox as hell

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because Binotto asked Vasseur

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Don’t replace strategy team

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binotto was the reason

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to fund the team

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because they didn't want

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Leclerc to dry clean

storm dawn
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the wall at imola

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Which would have turned

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It into a very

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bad crash like Niki

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Lauda eating a very

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pair of soggy socks

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Very yummy but very

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Soggy and very wet

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Just like when I

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Urinated on those socks

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Arent that enjoyable, but

hot perch
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If I sell it

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I will make alot

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Of money to make

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Alot of socks and

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So gongratulations, but we

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look at # of replys to post

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and count

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Mph at great Britain

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And I know that

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Nicholas latifi will become

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A 69-time world champion

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because he is better

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Then Toto at raging

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which makes him very

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Goatifi like and I

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love him very much

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He stole all the

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strategies for being good

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but then crofty says

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THE DOMINATOR THIS WEEKEND!

hot perch
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WILL HE BE THE

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THE 2024 FORMULA ONE

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CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

hot perch
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OR WILL HE JUST

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CRASH INTO A WALL

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LIKE ABU DHABI 2021

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I THINK HE MIGHT

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WIN THE- OH NO!

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NICHOLAS LATIFI... HAS CRASHED

hot perch
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BUT WHO WILL BE

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THE CHAMPION OF F1

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OF 2069, WILL IT

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HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL

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, HE'S NECK AND NECK

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WITH MEWIS MAMILTON AS

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THROUGH GOES SEBASTIAN VETTEL

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BUT NICHOLAS LATIFI GOES

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AND-OH MY WHAT

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THERE'S TROUBLE AT RADILLION

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AND IT'S NICHOLAS LATIFI!

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WHO WINS THE 2024

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BELGIAN GRAND PRIX BUT

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THE FIA DISQUALIFIED HIM!

silk urchin
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HE IS NOW SAD

silk urchin
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BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN

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AND SENNA DOES A

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QUADRUPLE BACKFLIP AND LANDS

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on his penis but

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PROST GOES TROUGH SENNA’S

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ASS AND SENNA IS

zealous cape
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VERY MAD, HE TRIES

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TO GET PROST OUT

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OF HIS MASSIVE ASS!

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BUT TROUGH GOES HAMILTON!!!

silk urchin
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STRAIGHT INTO SENNAS ASS

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LEWIS HAS ENTERED HEAVEN

silk urchin
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AND SENNA IS NOW

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JEALOUS BECAUSE LEWIS HAMILTON

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CRASHED WITH MAX VERSTAPPEN

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WHILE PROST LOVES SENNAS

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DRIVER SKILL AND HIS

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FAT JUICY ASS CHEEKS

silk urchin
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Gay dancer on the

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ass cheeks of senna

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max on stripper pole

silk urchin
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and he's dancing wonderfully

hot perch
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And Charles got cheated

silk urchin
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On by his girlfriend

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Not a good day

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He binned the Monaco

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Grand Prix by crashing

hot perch
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The wall of Champions

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BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN

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VETTEL, HES NECK AND

silk urchin
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AND THEY GO FOURSOME

prime maple
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INTO THE LES COMBES

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THERE GOES MURRAY WALKER

silk urchin
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IN TO HEAVENS GATES

hot perch
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OF HEAVEN OR MAYBE

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OFF GOES LECLERC ,

hot perch
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AND-HERE GOES THE

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PEREZ IS DOING 10000KPH

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THE DISTANCE PROST TRAVELLED

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ISN’T SAME AS SENNA

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RAMMING INTO THE WALL

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AT 130 MPH AND PEREZ

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CORNER CUTTING TO WIN