general

[lean hollow]

no meme channel

but

[jolly folio]

Alright lads

[lean hollow]

this is cool

[worn yew]

this is the meme channel

[solemn vapor]

this is the meme channel

[jolly folio]

Let’s Post memes here

[worn yew]

done

leoog.

[lean hollow]

i have 3,989 memes and more

u sure?

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-friday-feel-that-friday-feeling-feel-that-thats-friday-gif-12235300

[lean hollow]

also i dont have image perms

[jolly folio]

But at what cost

[worn yew]

everything

[shrewd furnace]

well it cost me a burger

so happy i ordered a big one

[jolly folio]

wished there was a pic

[worn yew]

where happy meal?

that makes me happy

[lean hollow]

theres stickers

im happy

[jolly folio]

@worn yew this proves happy meals doesn’t make you pog

[worn yew]

:<

[jolly folio]

Bitch should’ve gotten them nuggies instead of the borgar

[worn yew]

ah yes

[lean hollow]

[shrewd furnace]

mcdonalds is truly sus

[lean hollow]

u got the nuggies bro?

[worn yew]

mcdonalds being mcdonalds

yep

[jolly folio]

Kinda wanna buy a happy meal again

[worn yew]

the amogus nuggets

[jolly folio]

[lean hollow]

bro let us see those nuggies

see if their fresh

imagine they made it into an amongus shape

[worn yew]

BF music plays Among us Theme plays

[jolly folio]

Now waterboard it

[worn yew]

oke

[lean hollow]

[worn yew]

its gone... reduced to atoms

[lilac forge]

YES

[lean hollow]

NOOO

[lilac forge]

YES

YEEES

LETS GOOOO

DIE AMOGUS DIE

[worn yew]

i got a spare one

:>

[lean hollow]

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-among-us-among-us-meme-shocked-confused-gif-22454610

Amongus in real life (gone wrong) and gone ||lewd||

[lean hollow]

why

[jolly folio]

Because

To kill this chat

[worn yew]

soon as he turned around BF music was playing in the background

[lean hollow]

i bet i can curse the bf1 trailer

[waxen rover]

any plans this weekend anyone?

[worn yew]

uh

[waxen rover]

Who is playing FNB tonight?

[half oxide]

amongus: real life edition

[worn yew]

depends

[jolly folio]

Well probably trying not to die

That’s one plan

[worn yew]

if FNB has cross plat i can play

[half oxide]

what

is fnb

im very small brain

[worn yew]

friday night Battlefield

[half oxide]

oh

[lean hollow]

what is it?

[wispy valley]

I won't play this weekend

[half oxide]

i thought it was a game acronym

[lean hollow]

like what is gonna happen?

[worn yew]

its battlefield in friday night

[lean hollow]

is there a difference in it?

[worn yew]

yes

[lean hollow]

like whats changed?

[half oxide]

you play with community

[worn yew]

nothing

[half oxide]

you get to play with Tunde

[jolly folio]

[worn yew]

...

[lean hollow]

they said it was a new gamemode on their tweet

[jolly folio]

You get to see me kamikaze

[lean hollow]

is it just gonna be like batshit crazy

[worn yew]

you get to see me die like every 5 seconds

[lean hollow]

i hope i get bodied by a stuger

thats my dream

i want to hear the siren then look up to see god give me death

[dusty pendant]

[wispy valley]

[lean hollow]

i want to explode while ramming into another jeep thinking “theres no way this dudes as stupid as i am”

then die as my body spazzes out in the ground

like a prop glitching into another prop in gmod

i want my neck to just extend and snap

the true battlefield experience

[waxen rover]

Well, i'll be gaming around 9:30 CET time so idk who else will join? 🙂

[wispy valley]

Not me sorry

Not this weekend

[lean hollow]

ill be gaming until i pass out overdosing on too much monster

[wispy valley]

I'll be staying at a lake cabin

[waxen rover]

oh fun!

[wispy valley]

Looking over the lake while reading witcher series

Lul

[dry elbow]

God dammit

[lilac forge]

i will be in fnb if i dont fall asleep before that

[worn yew]

Oh I forgot to show

[lean hollow]

while u read a book ill be reading my death screen

[worn yew]

@waxen rover

[jolly folio]

It’s Amongus irl

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-vergaderzaal-kingdom-come-kingdom-come-deliverance-death-dead-gif-23644583

[worn yew]

angra look its spooderman

[lean hollow]

i just realized i went on a never ending rant on dying stupidly in battlefield

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/caboom-poor-puppy-fall-down-staris-burst-into-flames-gif-14546905

[lean hollow]

thats how i want to die

[worn yew]

boom.

[half oxide]

i want battlefield with tiny avatar models

[jolly folio]

It is pretty pog

[half oxide]

and huge guns

[lean hollow]

i want to be a long neck boi

i want to relive that experience

[half oxide]

i want to have a finger gun in battlefield

a wacky gamemode

[jolly folio]

Me when I die

[worn yew]

me when i see angra kamikaze

[half oxide]

you when you piss off the level 100 pilot in bf1

[lean hollow]

can i use my body as a bomb and drop from a bomber?

[worn yew]

no

[lean hollow]

that would be fun

[jolly folio]

it would be pog

[worn yew]

tbh if you ate tacos yes

[jolly folio]

Le gasp

[half oxide]

i played bf4 once with a guy who would fly the little bird under the C building on Graveyard Shift

(the day version of that map)

[lean hollow]

im gonna ram my jet into a group of enemies and watch my body fly into the ground

[silver bone]

[half oxide]

the ground?

no

[lean hollow]

yes

[half oxide]

out of the map

you’ll hit the sky box

[lean hollow]

i want my body to literally glitch into the ground like a gmod prop

rn im tryimg to figure out how to get image perms

[worn yew]

el doggo

[wispy valley]

Regular and booster

[lean hollow]

makes sense

im gonna keep ranting on that i want to die painfully

in battlefield

[wispy valley]

[lean hollow]

i want to literally spontaneously combust and watch the enemies look around in confusion

[modern rune]

VOIP would be sick ... especially enemy chatter allowed

[lilac forge]

I shall support you

[sacred rapids]

Same here!

I really want bf2042 to last

[lilac forge]

It will

[pseudo spire]

pretty sure thats supposed to go into #streams-and-videos

[lilac forge]

Thank you

[strong yew]

Oh crap I thought I clicked that, sorry I usually post my stuff there 🙏🏽

[pseudo spire]

https://tenor.com/view/car-seat-what-confused-girl-gif-7902640

why you telling me thanks?

[worn yew]

today's FNB code is kinda my irl name

[sacred rapids]

Hey guys which is better for tanks

The basic shell or the HEAT shell

[sweet wolf]

So ima buy tom cruise I mean Steve fisher on bf5 should I buy Akira or the gas mask German or the Steve Akira bundle

[slim grove]

HEAT

you can two shot most tanks, to the rear, if your gun is a high enough calibre

[dry elbow]

Normally it depends on the armor

But I don’t think BF takes that into account

Like composite armor is very effective against heat

ERA as well

Most modern tanks in that game probably using composite armor

[sacred rapids]

Wait tanks are 2 shot from behind

[strong yew]

That’s how it was in previous battlefield

[dry elbow]

They should be

[sacred rapids]

BRUH

[strong yew]

Like 4 and 3

[sacred rapids]

I never knew that

I normally just fire 4 shells at the tanks treads

So they can't run

[dry elbow]

Nah that’s a waste

Just get behind it

[strong yew]

Tanks rears are always the weakest point and then the bottom. That’s why when you are behind a tank they are quick to back up

[dry elbow]

Sometimes the cupola is the weakest part

[sacred rapids]

Daaaang

[dry elbow]

If they have a very angular hull

[sacred rapids]

Also have any of you guys been flipped by a bolte

[strong yew]

Plenty of times

[dry elbow]

Tho it’s like impossible to accurately hit a cupola lmao

[sacred rapids]

It's kinda annoying

[strong yew]

Died so many times by it, I had to conform lol

[dry elbow]

Outside of a video game

I’ve never been flipped by a Bolte

I’ve been killed by one tho many times

[strong yew]

Too many times

[dry elbow]

Since it’s not hard for a 60-70 KM/Hr vehicle firing a 30mm auto cannon to do to infantry

[strong yew]

Literally a beast, may need another nerf

[sacred rapids]

It's super annoying cuz I shoot at em and they just fo under me and I can't back up

[dry elbow]

Yeah

[sacred rapids]

I like the bolte

[dry elbow]

They can drive right under you to the slope

[strong yew]

I love sniping them out tho

[inner charm]

lmaooo a raccoon family now inhabits the parking garage at work. just got a request to remove the trash cans from there cause several employees got hella terrified

[sacred rapids]

Alot but they get kinda annoying

[inner charm]

[strong yew]

Double collat

[waxen flume]

anyone have an idea when season 1 content is rolling out?

[uneven monolith]

Is there a fix to to stop the games settings from resetting and clearing settings?

[sacred rapids]

I think in 2 weeks

[waxen flume]

Cool thanks

[sacred rapids]

Cuz apparently there is only 8 weeks of preseason challenges

[inner charm]

no official confirmation of when thatll be

[wispy valley]

Meanwhile in WT you only kill commander with that unless you have aphe

[hushed cobalt]

Its just a guess tho

[slim grove]

I've 2-shot Sherman's with the Tiger using HEAT Rounds, just hit them on the back of their turret.

[wispy valley]

And you can one shot any tank with average shot

[waxen flume]

Yeah hopefully when it does come out it’s good

[inner charm]

same

[hushed cobalt]

dont we all

I'm hoping for a new LMG

[inner charm]

itll prob be a new map or 2 for 2042 and 2 new maps for portal

[slim grove]

March, I think, but like, don't quote me on that.

[hushed cobalt]

Metro pls lord

Also gib PDRW for portal

[jolly folio]

What a time to be alive

[sweet bluff]

STuG turret

STuG turret

[jolly folio]

ngl

[rocky fern]

how everyone should write reviews

[rough harness]

[hushed cobalt]

[slim grove]

i never liked The Matrix to begin with, it just never clicked with me

[rough harness]

[sweet bluff]

Gee I wonder

[hushed cobalt]

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

[slim grove]

it's almost as if avalanches occur on mountains...

[worn yew]

im in a vc of a random Server and damn its wack asf

[hushed cobalt]

how so

Basically every VC is pure chaos

[half oxide]

not mine

[worn yew]

people calling this and that and then they screaming in the mic with indian accent and stuff

[astral copper]

Hey

My friend

Teacup

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-memes-funny-what-ฟูจิงง-gif-23624941

[lunar swift]

meow

[worn yew]

woof

[lilac forge]

he’s so cute

mmmm delicious

[plain grove]

haha noob

noobs all noobs

[worn yew]

helo trix

[lilac forge]

[rocky fern]

https://tenor.com/view/i-was-acting-gif-23414661

[hushed cobalt]

cats are not edible

[frail skiff]

they are

[gritty forum]

hello

[inner charm]

cats are a dish in russia

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-stone-stunner-wrestling-wwe-gif-5266635

[frail skiff]

dont they also eat alot of cat in asian countries ?

[hushed cobalt]

everything can be a dish in motherland

[gritty forum]

any1 knows how to fix this ?
when i share BF2042 on discord people can't see the game , they see only black screen

[inner charm]

even you

[hushed cobalt]

yep

[inner charm]

the only dish they fear is no one

[gritty forum]

any moderator can help me ?

[inner charm]

dm @slender tide

[frail skiff]

he is asking about this twiggs

[hushed cobalt]

Just try restarting the stream

[gritty forum]

i did

[inner charm]

what are you using to stream? discord?

[gritty forum]

discord

[inner charm]

im dumb, did you select the correct screen?

[gritty forum]

I just selected BF2042 so they can hear the sounds also

so yeah the correct screen

[inner charm]

[gritty forum]

they see 2 tabs open ... idk what's that

i can dm you the screenshot

what they see

[inner charm]

sure

[lilac forge]

you are streaming your browser mate

[gritty forum]

No lol , i just selected BF2042..

[narrow crag]

Good morning all

[hushed cobalt]

heo

helo

[worn yew]

hi

[blazing forge]

goo morning

[worn yew]

good evening

[rough harness]

good evening

[modern mesa]

good

[karmic stag]

good night

[hushed cobalt]

evening

[hushed cobalt]

i would say good evening if i was fishing

[karmic stag]

L + ratio

[blazing forge]

lmao

[sweet bluff]

Kitty on a cloud

[karmic stag]

redditsave.com

[hushed cobalt]

Literally you're playing league of legends

[karmic stag]

ok and?

you need high iq to play league 🤣

[hushed cobalt]

Thats reason enough not to listen to you

[karmic stag]

ok console player

[quaint herald]

Knock it off.

[hushed cobalt]

thenks way

[worn yew]

way is way

no way

[hushed cobalt]

way is de way

[karmic stag]

[blazing forge]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-do-you-know-the-way-brotha-gif-11553452

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dress-up-your-pet-day-yay-fancy-dapper-puppy-gif-16009695

[stiff goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/tumamink-yoda-tumaminkthecat-cat-lovelycat-gif-24447420

[worn yew]

my god... rainbow six extraction is 85 gb

[hushed cobalt]

85gb of shit

[frail skiff]

^^

ngl i havent seen anyone be excited for it to release

[worn yew]

i got excited for 1 second and didnt get excited

[lilac forge]

i9 for gaming

[pseudo spire]

an old i9, i play at 1440p and get some 110 fps with a 10700k

[granite sonnet]

So how's God of War run? Anyone take the plunge?

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-pocket-gif-22379097

Hotpocket

[hushed cobalt]

yecch

[astral copper]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-loop-frog-loop-viynl-frog-viynl-gif-18152140

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-pepperoni-damn-cheese-yasss-gif-4287751

[lilac forge]

Mm yum

[worn yew]

pitza

[verbal belfry]

yes

[lilac forge]

@dry elbow what does it feel like to be a 1000 pound admin

[verbal belfry]

[dry elbow]

Who do you main in league?

[dry elbow]

I’m not sure how that feels but I’m 105 pounds

[lilac forge]

so your a pip squeak

[dry elbow]

I mean I’m 5’1

But I’m close to average height

[lilac forge]

youre built like a female there no way youre a man lol

[hushed cobalt]

she is a girl actually

[dry elbow]

I am a girl so you guessed correctly

[hushed cobalt]

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/please-be-nice-server-staff-server-mods-discord-staff-discord-mods-gif-17497073

fuck

[lunar swift]

pizza...

[lilac forge]

could you let me send this

[verbal belfry]

[dry elbow]

Boost server or be regular for it to show up

[lilac forge]

hellll nahhhhhhhh

[dry elbow]

Then RIP gifs I guess

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-native-hair-good-afternoon-bad-day-gif-16684140

server admins waking up at 5pm

https://tenor.com/view/happy-fat-kid-happy-kid-fat-kid-excited-happy-gif-4733432

OMG

https://tenor.com/view/fat-baby-chubby-obese-gif-10203060

can i be mod ill stay up 24/7 i quit my job

[wispy valley]

[verbal belfry]

[wispy valley]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-stone-stunner-wrestling-wwe-gif-5266635

[lilac forge]

is gay

[inner charm]

[worn yew]

bruh momenbt

[unkempt basin]

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-gif-24307995

[frail skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-18026986

[verbal belfry]

hahahah get muted kid

[unkempt basin]

Entice is toxic

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/chelsea-logo-football-spin-gif-7908624

[jaunty lake]

What is going on

[frail skiff]

casual spamming

[jaunty lake]

Hmm.

Seems about right.

[verbal belfry]

always 😄

[still mountain]

OH ITS HENRY! COMING TO SEE US!

[verbal belfry]

no gooey

[inner charm]

[verbal belfry]

[still mountain]

[jaunty lake]

[still mountain]

[karmic flicker]

bruh bomb

[jaunty lake]

[karmic flicker]

no bruh bomb actuve

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

brudda

[granite sonnet]

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-success-epic-embed-fail-gif-21239189

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fedecks-gif-24050429

[merry gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-yes-gif-22948122

[jaunty lake]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/هالاند-ايرلينغ-haaland-erling-haaland-77ri2-gif-24368408

[cinder burrow]

Am I the only one who believes this guy is hyped a lot

?

I mean it's just the bundesliga he's in

[verbal belfry]

no

world class striker

[cinder burrow]

If this guy plays in prem he's gonna get destroyed

[verbal belfry]

how so?

[cinder burrow]

Hmm

Apparently city are after him

Could probably get him since they don't actually have a known striker

[verbal belfry]

ah yes

dunno if they can get him

they did splash 100 Mill on Jack Grealish

[karmic stag]

katarina

[cinder burrow]

Nah I read somewhere he only cost them 50 or 40 mil

The rest cash they added from the sane profit

Or something

Idk

[verbal belfry]

Dream come true’: Jack Grealish seals record £100m Manchester City move

[cinder burrow]

I just watch football haha

Not really into the political side of sport

[verbal belfry]

hahaha

yeah fair

[cinder burrow]

Chelsea supporter ?

[verbal belfry]

yes

[cinder burrow]

Cool

[verbal belfry]

wbu?

[cinder burrow]

Both clubs 💸💸💸

I'm more of a premier League fan

🤣

I don't have a favourite team

[verbal belfry]

haha nice

[cinder burrow]

Just love watching teams in relegation winning against top 6

🤣

I used to like watching Watford when they were in championship tho

[verbal belfry]

good team

[cinder burrow]

I like how this is a battlefield discord but we're going on about sports

[astral copper]

"general" momento

[verbal belfry]

better to talk about sports then deal with some toxic noob

😄

[astral copper]

it annoys me when someone comes to "general" to talk about Battlefield

[cinder burrow]

Oh wait Chelsea Vs city

Daum

Gonna be a 2-2 draw

[verbal belfry]

its 2morrow

[verbal swift]

Hi 👋

[verbal belfry]

hi

[cinder burrow]

Yo

Kinda sad aguero had to retire early

He was really well treated at city

The guy had literally everyone's respect and love at city.

[verbal belfry]

yeah something was wrong with his heart

[cinder burrow]

Tbh the way they run their club is amazing too the city football group is around 8 clubs. I mean these guys know business

Apparently even won in court or something

I remember that issue

[verbal belfry]

yeah man city is the league standard

up to everyone else to catch up

[cinder burrow]

But I don't really like the coach dude pep isn't like a small to big club guy

He always had the cash to get players to play his style

[verbal belfry]

i wanna see pep coach Watford

[cinder burrow]

Imagine the same pep tactics with teams like Stoke city

[cinder burrow]

Yikes pep at Watford would mean Elton John watching at vicarage road whole season 😝

[verbal belfry]

🤣

[cinder burrow]

Awwww such a cute little kitty

I wanna keep him 🙆‍♂️

I'm gonna give him all the fish in the world 😍

[bronze wagon]

I heard BF2042 was bad. I am here for the memes.

[cinder burrow]

@solemn vapor what's his name ?

😊

[worn yew]

Le cat

[cinder burrow]

Nah

I'm gonna name him fluffy

[steady yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/seagull-screaming-scream-seagull-screaming-meme-gif-18193351

[cinder burrow]

Tbh I enjoy the gameplay but the rest of the issues... Let's just say I agree with fans that are angry

[cinder burrow]

Isn't he cute ?

[bronze wagon]

Well this was a waste of my fucking time.
https://tenor.com/view/lie-lies-liar-bullshit-so-that-was-gif-15334130

[cinder burrow]

🤔

[verbal belfry]

🤔

[cinder burrow]

Oh wait you're upset cos no one is memeing

Lol

I mean the games basically dead here in the middle East during off peak hours

I couldn't find a game of breakthrough today

Just conquest

I wouldn't mind giving me a server full of bots to play against

I just hate sitting in a que for more than 3-4 mins

To play 1 freaking round

And the round that I get ends soon after I fire a bullet

[jaunty lake]

Unfinished game.

[granite sonnet]

seems like all live service games these days are releasing unfinished

[jaunty lake]

That's how the cookie crumbles.

[granite sonnet]

yaaaah, angel does it again!

[jaunty lake]

[pseudo spire]

oh yea, go watch arcane

[jaunty lake]

Already have.

[sly pawn]

Why don't we have Day D in Battlefield V?

[lilac forge]

Rushed*

[green ermine]

any of ya'lls like.. hot wings?...

[jaunty lake]

It's 100% unfinished on release.

[pseudo spire]

because bfv was said from the beginning to concentrate on the lesser known aspects of ww2

[green ermine]

lesser known aspects.

like the single shot pistol that fits between thumb and index

[sly pawn]

ah, that's great

[green ermine]

historically ACCURATE

OH BOYE

[lilac forge]

I was expecting DICE to fix a lot of changes to early access

[jaunty lake]

Here we go.

[jaunty lake]

That's wishing a lot.

[pseudo spire]

bfv never said it was going to be historically accurate, thats your own made up metric

[green ermine]

battlefield historical acccuraaaaccyy

[lilac forge]

but I see potential in this game

[frail skiff]

i mean the kalibri was in BF1 and afaik no one bitched about that

and that gun was.....small

[green ermine]

people always whined about things they didnt like. used to be done via letters and screaming into a megaphone, but then someone put the internet out there

now you mainly just hear trolly folks do it

cuz you know. lesser known aspects of ww2.

[jaunty lake]

[lilac forge]

Since the topic is Battlefield V, is the campaign good I never played it

[pseudo spire]

ay at least they said up front what the title was going to be about, just because people chose to ignore that or not educate themselves isnt dices fault

[green ermine]

i never finished 😦

[granite sonnet]

campaign?

[jaunty lake]

The War Stories? It's alright. Just not very long.

[green ermine]

the last bf game i played SP of was 4

the rest i own cuz.. really cheap or free.

[lilac forge]

COD Vanguard’s campaign is probably one of the worst COD campaigns imo

[pseudo spire]

there are war stories, basically mini episodes of scenarios, its not a campaign with a continued over arching story

[lilac forge]

it’s just protangists backstories

[green ermine]

its fine we still have halflife 1/2

[lilac forge]

interesting

[green ermine]

when you need story just play system shock

[jaunty lake]

[sly pawn]

I've never drive a plane in BF V

I don't even know where they spawn

[frail skiff]

no one has because you fly them

[green ermine]

id drive a plane if i could take the wings off

[lilac forge]

A BF2042 campaign would be good
It’s better playing Exodus instead of watching a short film

don’t get me wrong Exodus is excellent

[jaunty lake]

No one drives planes in BFV. They pilot them though.

[green ermine]

thats the inside joke.. you dont see a campaign story you just repeatedly hear about how someone aint one to brag.

[sly pawn]

ah sorry english isn't my first language

but where do they spawn lol

[lilac forge]

Is the suicide gun a campaign exclusive

or can it be found in multiplayer

[green ermine]

having thoughts?

[lilac forge]

just out of curiosity

[sly pawn]

yeah in multiplayer, i always see people piloting them but, how did they find them

[lilac forge]

no idea

I wonder if anyone has managed to get a kill with the suicide gun

[faint fulcrum]

So a cowboy is realistic to a battlefield??? Didn’t know I bought the new CoD

[lilac forge]

hip firing shoots behind

If you ads… you end yourself

[green ermine]

hah

[lilac forge]

who for bf1

[green ermine]

sounds like my kinda gun

ill be adsing all the time

oh boy god of war almost done installin yo

and i bought a bunch of 21+ juice

so ill probably be sleeping by 9-ishpm

[lilac forge]

damm I cant find it!

[hushed cobalt]

Complain in #battlefield-2042

[green ermine]

i wanna play a cowboy in baterfield

[lilac forge]

welp u almost can in bf1

since there is cavallary

[green ermine]

i need rubber ducky camo

[lilac forge]

who

[green ermine]

rubba ducky camo

its camo with rubba duckies

[lilac forge]

asked

got you😉

[green ermine]

well you sure as hell cant win at life by keyboard warrior-ing for the rest of it

thatll make it last like. 3 years.

no fried chicken for you

[lilac forge]

can I have nuggets

?

[lilac forge]

Same

I mean

who wouldn’t

[green ermine]

you aint in the rubber ducky squad, so no

[half oxide]

ello chatters

[lilac forge]

hahahah u fool

[green ermine]

haha, you internet genius

[lilac forge]

im am the leader

[green ermine]

Look up what the spanish word for duck is

[lilac forge]

joj theme starts

[green ermine]

then look up the slang term

[lilac forge]

aight

[green ermine]

and you'll be the self-proclaimed leader

[lost flame]

So are they gonna fix the game or what?

[lilac forge]

ei bro nice helmet

[green ermine]

god o' waaahh

[lost flame]

Anyone down to play a good battlefield, Battlefield 4?

[lilac forge]

guys i finaly made it

[lilac forge]

i have 1 or 5

ded chat noises

[fair heron]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[jaunty lake]

It hasn't been active for 1 minute, oh no dead chat.

[lost flame]

Can we all agree 2042 needs fixing?

[jaunty lake]

Why you say that like everyone isn't already thinking that.

[lost flame]

So is EA gonna do something about it

[jaunty lake]

Dunno.

Probably.

[unkempt basin]

Well stuff being done but that takes time

[lilac forge]

ai yo a bird

[lost flame]

The delayed NFS for this

[lilac forge]

just in time im hungry

[jaunty lake]

Huh

[lost flame]

I so mad I didn’t buy this game on Steam cuz I would’ve refunded this game by now

[lilac forge]

[fair heron]

@lost flame Feel free to talk about the game in #battlefield-2042 👍

[jaunty lake]

Lol

[hot hearth]

hello everyone, I have a problem, if you can help me, I would be very happy. I bought an ea play membership on the steam platform and I have the battlefield 5 definitive edition, but I have a problem, but I have a problem, the number of weapons in the classes in the game is very low, I am 12 levels in the game and I do not like this weapon view. There are dozens of weapons in the classroom, and I only have this many weapons per class, I don't know if this is a problem, but when are your missing weapons? and how ? I wonder if it will open

[fair heron]

!!support

[glossy linden]

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[lost flame]

@fair heron that’s no way to talk to an American Soldier

[jaunty lake]

Is this not a copy and pasta.

[lilac forge]

[verbal belfry]

[hot hearth]

ok thanks

[lilac forge]

guys il just go chill in voice chat cya

[blazing forge]

enjoy fireboy

[lilac forge]

femboy just asking

?

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[lilac forge]

cause in my discord xp 50% karolina were femboy

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

yup

[blazing forge]

no femboy, only fireboy

[lilac forge]

im a femboy?

[jaunty lake]

Who said femboy

[blazing forge]

i don’t know, but congrats if you are

[fair heron]

Kait 👀

[lilac forge]

im not but ok

[jaunty lake]

Sergo

[fair heron]

Don't you notice anything?

[jaunty lake]

No.

Not as many annoying people today?

[fair heron]

Congrats You got regular 🥳

[waxen rover]

hellow 🙂

[fair heron]

Starr

[lilac forge]

anime girl moment? aight

[jaunty lake]

I recently left the server so it should of been reset

[blazing forge]

hi starr!

[jaunty lake]

Who manually put it on

[lilac forge]

hold it

i just got a

bruh moment

[waxen rover]

so who is playing FNB tonight?

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[fair heron]

It's automated

[lilac forge]

no furry sorry

[blazing forge]

why not australian

[jaunty lake]

Yeah but i was told by a mod it automatically resets when you leave so i find that a bit weird.

[verbal belfry]

2 girly xD

[fair heron]

idk for sure

[fair heron]

Maybe I'll hop on later

I played today a lot

[jaunty lake]

Someone definitely manually did it.

With the fact I'm on thin ice i doubt I'll keep it long anyways.

[fair heron]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-shrug-不造-i-dont-know-gif-5094560

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

cat looking gof

[vivid tiger]

Hello chat 👋

[jaunty lake]

Hello.

[digital schooner]

Howdy

[lilac forge]

my gunnnn

[dry elbow]

[verbal belfry]

curse cat power!!!

[lilac forge]

is a 3 shot kill

becuase

[lilac forge]

wtf are you doing here

I thought you quit discord

for the first two shoot it make 99 damage

[jaunty lake]

We've been lied to. I got regular not long after joining back.

[vivid tiger]

no that was twitter

[lilac forge]

anime moment

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

[green ermine]

[dry elbow]

Oh thats interesting

[lilac forge]

enjoing tee son?

[lilac forge]

you said you were gonna quit discord after you quit twitter

[verbal belfry]

always

[lilac forge]

good now u chad

[vivid tiger]

never

[lilac forge]

[jaunty lake]

I think it's been manually done.

[verbal belfry]

but i dnt wanna be chad

😦

[lilac forge]

sexy?

[vivid tiger]

@lilac forge let’s just play some BF1

I reinstalled

[verbal belfry]

noo

[vivid tiger]

I’ll start a party

[verbal belfry]

im ugly asf

[lilac forge]

wait

i know what to do entice

[lilac forge]

Fucking schizo

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

grab infinitive glautend

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/dedikodu-gossip-shock-şaşırmak-shocking-gif-19902616

[lilac forge]

jojo theme starts

[verbal belfry]

na still ugly

[lilac forge]

reality can be wathewer i want

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-said-so-wwe-gif-11188089

[lilac forge]

puts heal gem

[jaunty lake]

That's not a thing.

[lilac forge]

cures entice

so how do u fell entice?

[jaunty lake]

feel

[lilac forge]

nah thats simping

[jaunty lake]

Are you 13

[verbal belfry]

[jaunty lake]

[lilac forge]

still ugly

[verbal belfry]

yes

[lilac forge]

?

[verbal belfry]

always

[lilac forge]

bro cause the glaunted is racist

my bad

[jaunty lake]

Gauntlet.

[lilac forge]

who

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

who?

[jaunty lake]

Cares.

[lilac forge]

cares=
cocomero
apple
rosmarin
eletrcian
sunny

[shut rover]

🦀

[lilac forge]

dinner time

[jaunty lake]

This is definitely a child, oh dear.

[lilac forge]

says the girl with a emo anime something profile

[shut rover]

Lord wants to know how is everyone doing

[jaunty lake]

It's not emo or anime.

[lilac forge]

good you?

[shut rover]

Not good

[lilac forge]

why?

[jaunty lake]

[shut rover]

I may have cancer

[lilac forge]

i can help

[shut rover]

Found a bump in my back by my lungs

[lilac forge]

damm

[jaunty lake]

Sure you did.

[shut rover]

Atleast what the doctor said

[lilac forge]

i know what to do

[dry elbow]

what scan did you get

[lilac forge]

jojo music starts

[jaunty lake]

If he can't answer this immediately, He's bullshitting.

[lilac forge]

speedrun music starts

[shut rover]

Excuse me bitch

[dry elbow]

what scan did you get

[jaunty lake]

There we go.

[lilac forge]

kait wtf

[jaunty lake]

Delaying so he can google.

[shut rover]

You know I had a total emotional day

[jaunty lake]

[lilac forge]

lie yes or no

[jaunty lake]

Imagine joking about having cancer.

[dry elbow]

Im aware, im asking the scan that you got

[frail skiff]

i mean guys dont jump straight to a conclusion that they are bullshiting, atleast let them speak

[shut rover]

Nah this bitch made me mad

[dry elbow]

im not jumping to any conclusion

[shut rover]

I'm good

[lilac forge]

imaging insulting someone just because u think they lieing

[dry elbow]

im literally waiting

[shut rover]

Go fuck yourself kat

[dry elbow]

welp i guess nevermind

[frail skiff]

im mainly aiming this at kat not you dw

[dry elbow]

i mean we shouldnt be aiming for anyone about anything

[lilac forge]

[jaunty lake]

Dunno who Kat is but cool.

[lilac forge]

[jaunty lake]

Me when he said he had cancer.

[lilac forge]

[jaunty lake]

As someone who's been battling an illness for 6 years, i don't find those jokes amusing.

[lilac forge]

why there only miss here

[dry elbow]

doesnt much matter anymore, conversation is over as is

[jaunty lake]

So it seems.

[lilac forge]

music in background starts

u sure about that?

[jaunty lake]

Are you attempting humour?

[lilac forge]

no just asking

[frail skiff]

i mean if it is or isnt over it should slide along, this got dark quick

[lilac forge]

[jolly marsh]

Hm

[lilac forge]

hm=
hospital
memer

[karmic stag]

@dry elbow do you wanna play league?

[versed pier]

Battlefield 1 music brings a tear to my eye

[lilac forge]

wana play?

[jolly marsh]

when you realize your images are blocked and you can’t send memes

[potent pike]

The pacific campaigns us music when the battle is coming to an end is the most heroic track I’ve heard in a long time

[dry elbow]

nah not rn, was going to play some tft for a bit

[potent pike]

Tff?

[lilac forge]

memes=
motional
erotic
minecraft
eletreic
sussy

[jolly marsh]

😏

[karmic stag]

aight

[jolly marsh]

Y’all here about the new Kenya map?

[karmic stag]

im at home

[jolly marsh]

The one that got leaked

[karmic stag]

is it another giant map?

[jolly marsh]

I only saw a little bit of it

I looks pretty big

But it’s in Kenya

[lilac forge]

map=
motional
axesual
pp

[jaunty lake]

[cloud merlin]

bf2042 needs to be fixed and updated

[jaunty lake]

This person.

[jolly marsh]

Bofa

[cloud merlin]

it’s so trash there’s literally nothing to do

[jolly marsh]

Fitness

[cloud merlin]

same maps same weapons

[lilac forge]

person=
potenzional
elettronica
robotic
e
subscribe
onichan
no

[cloud merlin]

people saying 2042 will be a cod killer when it killed itself

[jaunty lake]

Dude, just stop.

[cloud merlin]

or dice/ea killed it

[jaunty lake]

[potent pike]

Lol this topic man smh

[lilac forge]

dude=
dad
u
died
earlier

[cloud merlin]

state of the game is bad no wonder there’s literally no one playing it

farming simulator has more players

[jaunty lake]

[waxen rover]

check #server-news

[karmic stag]

Lmao

[potent pike]

There’s 9000 ppl not including cross play playing it..right now

[karmic stag]

everyone hates the yet we playing it

[still mountain]

[lilac forge]

lmao
Lol
may
apple
oliver

[cloud merlin]

bruh

[lilac forge]

yet=
yo
ethant
tpose

[potent pike]

Nice bait though I took it for a second, god luck with that bro

[lilac forge]

bruh=

[karmic stag]

bread

run

up

house

[shut rover]

So skipping that situation from before

Whats everyone doing on this loving day

[karmic stag]

clapping cheeks in league of legends

[lilac forge]

bread=
bixes
reader
e
apple
durability

[shut rover]

I do believe that is toxic yes?

[lilac forge]

cheeks=
comunity
hotel
e
esport
kfc
supreme

[karmic stag]

no i got brain

sometimes you gotta show no mercy so they know whos on top

[lilac forge]

toxic=
topic
ollie
xray
ICI
cocy

[shut rover]

Mmmm yes you do

[misty burrow]

Simmer down a bit with the spam, please.

[karmic stag]

bro made ea mad

🤣

[lilac forge]

but is my job

[jaunty lake]

He can't. He has the mental capacity of a 12 year old.

[waxen rover]

yes, please stop the spam

[karmic stag]

hes probably a minor

[misty burrow]

Mad? Quite a tough to reach milestone.

[lilac forge]

last one pls?

[waxen rover]

no thanks

[jaunty lake]

No

[frail skiff]

half the people on this server are probably minors

[karmic stag]

refund my 2042

[jaunty lake]

Luckily I'm not.

[shut rover]

No thou shan't do it

[misty burrow]

Not my job, sorry.

[frail skiff]

i am :((

[lilac forge]

il do last

[karmic stag]

are u a dev?

[misty burrow]

Don't.

[shut rover]

Don't do it lad

[jaunty lake]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-hayden-christensen-star-wars-gif-10367322

[misty burrow]

I'm in the Frostbite team, yes.

[waxen rover]

you have been asked to stop, so stop

[dry elbow]

i mean at this point next offense im just muting

[jaunty lake]

Do it so they can ban you.

[frail skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-stanley-hudson-leslie-david-baker-run-away-run-gif-4424450

[karmic stag]

That's cool is it hard to become a dev?

[lilac forge]

man is a hard choise

[karmic stag]

I'm currently studying software development always had interest in game dev

[jaunty lake]

choice.

[lilac forge]

welp 2m are passed so I can massege now

[lilac forge]

italian transalate

[karmic stag]

massege

[misty burrow]

Well, difficulty depends on you I guess. I started as a manual tester back when I was enrolled in a University.

[jaunty lake]

He's trying get your job.

End him.

[karmic stag]

He's gonna work for me sooner or later

[lilac forge]

end=
e
n
d

[misty burrow]

Can't even be mad if someone, someday, takes my job. I only care about furthering the industry

[karmic stag]

what is your job as a tester?

[lilac forge]

ahh what e relif

[jaunty lake]

Fair enough.

[karmic stag]

Do you work on the design team or mechanism

[misty burrow]

I'm not a tester, I work on the engine, can't disclose more than that

[karmic stag]

ah that's cool how many people you got in the team

[jaunty lake]

This interrogation has gone on long enough.

[misty burrow]

Can't really say that either

[jaunty lake]

lol

[granite sonnet]

I was SO CLOSE to nabbing a job at [nondescript EA owned studio] but then the pandemic happened. I was on the CUSP of GREATNESS

[karmic stag]

EA is FBI?

[misty burrow]

To put it simply, if it's not public knowledge, I won't discuss it.

[karmic stag]

what do you guys hide

[jaunty lake]

https://tenor.com/view/greatness-this-close-verge-of-greatness-gif-14972117

[misty burrow]

Not all knowledge is shared, NDA's are a thing

[karmic stag]

ah alright

EA or activision

[misty burrow]

If you plan on working in any form of software development, get acquainted with how NDA's work

[karmic stag]

I'm only 18 got many years left

[shut rover]

I'd imagine so I knew a guy that was working for 505 but he was into graphics

[karmic stag]

probably gonna end up running my dads two business

[misty burrow]

I mean, I was 19 when I started, so there's that

[karmic stag]

You make atleast 100k a year

[jaunty lake]

[karmic stag]

I'm gonna do cyber security after i graduate from software dev

we gotta save the world somehow

[jaunty lake]

I thought you was running your dad's businesses.

[karmic stag]

it's just a back up plan

[potent pike]

How do we get in contact with the team if it’s a job related question?

[karmic stag]

Not

[misty burrow]

You mean applying for a job, or...?

[jaunty lake]

I feel like that was a sarcastic question.

[potent pike]

No really sir it’s actually about Voice over work.

Tried getting in touch via the Offical site but no dice lol

[misty burrow]

Which site exactly?

[jaunty lake]

That pun.

[karmic stag]

I think dice get their workers from agency's

[night ravine]

I think we're the testers

[potent pike]

i believe i was told the AD site or help portion etc, may i DM sir?

[misty burrow]

Sure.

[karmic stag]

@potent pike save 2042 you got this

[jaunty lake]

I feel like he's about get extremely disappointed.

[karmic stag]

nah he's gonna end up 1v9 the team in developing the game

[lilac forge]

Weebs go on team speak or someshit

[karmic stag]

🤣

[jaunty lake]

What is that username

[lilac forge]

Or go watch hentai and wonder why you’re weird on the inside

[karmic stag]

ayo

[granite sonnet]

so why does DICE refer to PS4/XBO as "gen 4" internally? I noticed that in the FNB post and the BF4 Frostbite Features trailer as well. It's not the 4th gen of consoles I'm pretty sure...

[lilac forge]

Because They don’t give a shit they got a rocking game and bitches to give them too

[jaunty lake]

Are you okay dude.

[karmic stag]

feedback does not exist in EA

[lilac forge]

Battlefield 2042 is called gen shit

[dry elbow]

chill out

[night ravine]

[jaunty lake]

For a "Battlefield4Life" you don't seem very pro Battlefield.

[karmic stag]

He's on a side quest

[lilac forge]

Yeah I’m not pro anime like most of the people on Discord

[karmic stag]

He's a true believer in god

[dry elbow]

who cares

[jaunty lake]

Okay? Who gives a shit about anime lol

[karmic stag]

faithfull young man

[lilac forge]

I’m beating bf3 on hard and playing bf4 multiplayer you can beat that

[dry elbow]

cool

[jaunty lake]

[lilac forge]

🤣

I want to give you a nitro gift fam 100$ on me

[jaunty lake]

People want you to shut up tbh.

[lilac forge]

No one cares weeb

[jaunty lake]

I'm not a weeb

[lilac forge]

It’s funny all discord users are weeb and it’s a bad and sad look for the platform as a whole

[jaunty lake]

Where the fuck did you come to that conclusion

Lol

[lilac forge]

Look at your pfp sister I mean what else

If anyone here is over the age of 20 I’d be surprised

[jaunty lake]

Not all cartoons are anime

Well, good news i am 20.

[waxen rover]

26

[hasty sinew]

Weebs are fine unless they dont use anime emotes or anything, or talk about it constantly

[lilac forge]

🤔

[jaunty lake]

He's just suffering from a malfunction.