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A huge thank you...
Thanks for the reminder.
Him getting more and more pissed is hilarious.
This shit got me smiling in subway fr

guys guys did you know dice personally asked the great shroud what he thinks should be done with bf2042? and he gave them back 17 tomes of perfect feedback knowledge and dice ignored it??????
God bless Jordies
Glad he didn't get shwacked by that politician
Is that guy still in the government?
Uh i think he's out.
which moderate sent me a warning
Fire bombing a journalist, surely he's out right
There's nothing connected to him.
It's theories on who got jordies and we may never know.
who are the mods here
It maybe isn't even him.
Must be his evil twin Jonas Bolognese
I'm not saying he deserved it but considering how aggressive jordies is I'm not surprised he's been getting shit.
I'm in South Australia away from this shit fortunately. A really progressive state.
70% of our energy is through renewables.
Takes balls and some sense of recklessness to target gambling mobsters lol
My gf actually used to talk like that but she worked hard and got over it just for me to constantly talk like that because it’s hilarious and fun
For context I didn’t know her when she used to talk like that and she finds it funny it’s like our inside joke now because she does the whole “sarcastic lisp” voice really well for obvious reasons and it cracks me tf up
Gambling mobsters are relatively small time compared to what’s out there
Not when they are backed by some guy in the government. The youtuber in the video exposed his corruption and they fire bombed his house
She's a keeper 
born to whip forced to nae nae 😦
Friendly jordys yeah I jnow
I’ll put it this way bro if an organization is still operating outside the law they’re not big time you know your big time when you do crimes legally
Lol you are not wrong
Right, there’s a certain yellow haired clown causing a big ruckus in my neck of the woods rn and let me tell ya, some how it’s all legal
"legal"
Hey that’s how drake says it
say drake
Constitutional crisis 
Oh noooooo
I’m moving to Spain idgaf
Please do 
dont tell him that
I did academic research on the Balearic Islands, overtourism destroyed the local habitat and economy
It's Airbnb graveyard
he says as hes sitting in another country than his homeland 
acting like you aint causing problems for poland-ball smh
I'm gonna send a boeing HR specialist to your location 
this sounds like a threat 
is this code for plane falling out of the sky on my location?
Idk what you're talking about 

It’s really not I have a lot of friends that live there
I’m Portuguese
Lmao
Your friends are in denial
Right
I mean I kinda exaggerated there but if you are looking to move to Europe pick some place that's not 40 degree Celsius in the summer
i meant cats was the squatter in another country 
Lived in Hawaii for a year and a half
I got paid to move here 
I lyk it
your company is cooked
Explain
I need the cold
how did you survive growing up in that humidity? 
I’ve lived in Colorado and Hawaii and I have to firmly say I liked Hawaii much better lol
I'm friends with my current boss before I got here so they offered me a job
nepo baby lets goooo
I’ve also lived in Florida which is literally 100% humidity most days
yeah i couldnt do that
Dads a drug addict moms disabled bro
bro not every comment is about you 
bro I thought he was talkn to me
lol

I was a lecturer in Italy but thankfully I got this job so now I don't have to deal with dumbass young adults daily
Now I deal with dumbass adults daily
Wild my best friends from Italy
youre on discord, youll see it daily anyways
Somehow that feels worse
Because they should know better
Well at least the adults can keep their psychopathy to themselves better
They know how to hide it better sometimes
@final glade read my comment about my teaching past in rev's discord
Yeah so I don't have to be exposed to their dumbassery
you gunna make me scroll 
Search feature
I’m jealous
Yeah 
its not a cultural thing though
Though there was a time I interviewed a guy for a position in my team and he just straight up asked if there's any indian in my team because he doesn't like them...
I would have had everyone on the team look at him and raise their hands if they like him

“Hey guys this dudes racist, by the looks of him would you say you like him?”
"gotta hear both sides"
Lmfao
That's when you look the interviewee dead in the eye and say, "just me."
This is clownfield now 😂
lmao
maybe he just has 3 year ping and the message is just arriving
Pluto life be hard
they put post malone into a oreo?
Yet he still ignores the delta force skin that released a month ago with the cat in it
duh. he isn't gonna see it for 2 years, 11 months 
Hello
Please get a faster Internet signal
I think McDonald’s wifi is faster
Battlefield game quality is about as consistent as the texture of cottage cheese.
In clown field V you can have German woman storming the beaches of iwo jimo
Didn’t realize it was the Axis powers that were fighting Japan
That’s so true
did labs ever start?
BFV… I haven’t touch that shitty game for long time, not after that disaster at launch when we see the content, it sucks and it didn’t give us what we wanted
It has the best gameplay in the franchise
the haters would be pissed if they could read 
this idiot that keeps trying to rage at the franchise doesnt even understand how superior 5s gameplay was to anything before it
I miss BF3 AND 4.
I got my free capture card to work
This is not from a horror movie

Delta force black hawk looks fun
Like the quality from the VCR
shh you'll awaken the bf3/4 supremacists who dice are probably listening to alot more over others 
why do i feel like vaulting was terrible in 3/4?
because
Ya

I maintain the opinion that bf4 was bad 
Bf3 >
that's fair, I didn't even play it myself 
Spas 12 slug rounds >
bf3 the game so perfect before the final DLC was even out dice was working on the next game to fix it 
Played BF3 then didn't play until BF1
Bf3 was the best time for the community imo
The content surrounding the game was cool/fun/interesting
Oh no what you done
People used game chat kind of a lot and I made a lot of friends playing bf3
Hess is coming soon with his army of bf3 supremacists
It’s never coming back
This is clownfield Fortnite apex now
So sigma
Apex was goated for like 2 seasons
I racked up like 5k kills with lifeline before they nerfed her into oblivion and I stopped playing
Lil bro needs some new material

good morning(
bloatmax?
fire
bro got a lot of lap tops 
You're not anchored by stuff.
I wish I reduced my belongings in my final semester of college.
The weight of stuff is one of the worst feelings.
HELL yeah
I remembered recently that it's easier to just get cheapo furniture from FB Marketplace than buying new.
Makes me feel less bad about donating/selling/discarding them when I'm done.
I found a full-sized bedframe on FBM for $40.
I tried an air mattress for two months during an internship. My keys punctured a hole in it. Bugs flew all over me while I slept.
Jesus
I put tape over it.
Like from inside?
Too bad.
I had a fold-up chair and desk.
I tossed it all away when I was done. It was $100 to setup all my stuff.
Tried sleeping on the floor with blanket
But you kept the frame?
I slept on the floor for a lot of my childhood.
Ah
I had an air mattress, so none.
I slept on the top bunk
It's cold on the sleeping floor.
Most of the childhood
I think I caused a brain injury one time
Had a scar on the left eye
And area of missing eyebrows

Damn gotta include monsters
Or is it just my life
To making my own autobiography anime

Finally gonna make some nice money
Played Battlefield 2042 for the first time today and it is unbelievably garbage
People running around with knives
Jets killing you through buildings
That turret thing has raid boss health
the turret dies pretty fast 
Not when I was shooting at it
the incendiary bomb hitting through walls is indeed bs, and thankfully the number of sweats running around with throwing knives is tiny so you dont run into it often
did you aim though? 
Yes
on a serious note...first time playing a game its not surprising you didnt do stellar vs people that played for years
Well my experience was unfortunate There was like four guys doing it one of them had terrible ping he was get shot at by other people and still getting close enough to throw knives
Well I played off and on
Like when people said, the game was starting to get better I would hop on and then realized it was still shit
It felt like call of duty
first 2 messages on the server, are self promotion against the rules 🔥👌
No thanks.
No offense, but your streaming persona is stiff. People don't watch someone who's silent and just stares at the screen. Give some personality.
Tonal shifts help too.
Monotone andys don't survive streaming for longer than a week.
its kinda scary how many kids these days want to be an influencer 
Because they want to be rich
whats the ratio of people that make it big in streaming vs nobodies? 
I had a former classmate who quit engineering to "be the first" to stream on Facebook Gaming. He didn't make it past 40 viewers for 4.5 years he's been doing it. Half of those viewers are his extended family from Facebook.
He's back to engineering now.
how did he make it that long 
He was hoping Meta would give him a streaming contract for millions.
...delusional beyond measure
He played Apex Legends on the XBOX and did so mediocrely for like 2 hours a day every other day.
I don’t know, but they think they will be the next Kai or speed
His wife is also my former classmate. She also did engineering, so she was supporting his dreams.
Until he found how shit Meta was
For streaming, I think it's way easier if you have an interesting personality IRL going into it. If you don't, don't expect to make it unless you create a streaming persona which most people can't do.
Should have waited till kick
And no weird must be entertaining
Nah. Kick sucks butt at streaming gaming. Only 50 people will watch you if you do gaming on Kick. You'll have to fork over $50 a day for viewbots pretending you're making it.
they see videos of shrouds new multi million dollar gaming house and want to be him
blud that aint gunna be you
That’s why he failed one of my friends quit his job and streamed Apex stream for about two hours then eventually 8-10 hours a day every day, then he moved onto Fortnite and Warzone now he’s a content creator for NRG signed to RedBull gaming
Look at all these Kick streamers.
view bots are the only one who can understand xqc
Some of those guys are different though
NRG is pretty much dead in the water since Sodapoppin abandoned ownership.
Ye he, his contract ends in September I believe he’s gotten offers from 100T and LG
He doesn’t want to leave because he knows people personally in the org
100T is bleeding money. They keep firing staff and esports kids.
Nadeshot wants out.
I thought he was signed to optic
Nadeshot is the owner of 100T.
Didn’t they built like a huge statue or something 😭
Oh wtf I never knew that
Optic is Hutch and Diesel. It's a terrible org full of washed up CoD commentators.
That's the only reason 100T took off.
Damn
Because Nadeshot's face is on it.
That’s honestly really sad to hear
They started laying off and firing kids like 3 years ago.
Valkyrae and Courage are phoning it in as Nadeshot's right-hand men.
I don’t know much about E sports orgs but I’ve heard a lot of sad things
Weird to fire senior positions that matter the most.
Content creation and social media team.
This is going to end up like G1
It's widely known that esports orgs don't make money.
The only time they make money is selling merch.
They bleed money in everything else.
Ye it’s just the sponsorships that make the money
I know team Falcons makes crazy money because of the Saudi oil
Oof. Lost all the good Apex streamers a few years ago and their owner.
Did you hear sweet is taking a break?
That guy has been done with Apex for a very long time
He declined since main playing LoL.
Val and league pros make so much money
So many Val pros retired
I think one of them was making 50k a month
Gambling streamers on Kick make 6-figures each month for streaming gambling to 8000 viewbots and 300 real people.
You can see the real viewers if you click inspect on their livestreams. It posts it.

Kick's CEO doesn't care as long as they get 1 new gambler a day on their Stake site.
Very sad
I heard he’s a racist as well
The hourly wage you get from the Kick Creator Incentive Program shows that he's racist.
He said that if you don't speak English your hourly wage reduces from $15 an hour to $1-$4 an hour.
Bruh
What is wrong with him
I feel bad for all the Korean streamers because they don't have Twitch anymore and Kick is forcing them to learn English and capping their hourly wage to $4/hour.
The hourly wage program is soaked in favoritism.
Holy shit, that is illegal
Wait, why doesn’t Korea have twitch?
The business is Australia-based, so it's probably not illegal there.
@quaint herald is racism legal there or is it illegal to discriminate
Because Korea is having a streaming tax where they want a huge cut of the money for each hour streamed.
Or something like that.
BRUH
"Is it illegal to discriminate" i wonder
I don't know Australia laws.
So kick is violating the laws
Kick is built on violating laws.
The accusation may kill the business
They’ve done some outrageous things as well like banning people for having certain disabilities
Damn
We literally have something called the fair work act lol
Damn, how is kick in business
So why doesn’t America ban kick?
Because it’s not based on us
I don't fucking know. No one has launched an investigation maybe?
I don't know what technicalities a streaming service operates on.
How do we report
Kick is just an advertisement for Stake.
You look it up yourself.
Alright thank you
Damn relax
Pretty much almost every time I see a kick clip on Twitter it has stake underneath.
They need to sue both platforms
It’s ridiculous what they’re doing
Kick's CEO gets mad when their streamers promote other unregulated crypto gambling sites through sponsors.
lol
Wonder why it needs botting
It’s not like corrupt
🤣🤣
The bowlcut guy won on slots or something and the asian guy is addicted to gambling.
They're in Japan.
Where you can't gamble, so they have a proxy guy in Australia who gambles for them as part of the sponsor.
They're "just watching".
I will pray for these people
You guys wanna come to my dogs graduation
That can mean many things 
What kind of fucked up mind you have
Could be graudating from many good things
Becoming a police dog
Becoming a blind dog assistance
Becoming a dog to help with depression
Becoming a dog to help with people with seizures
Becoming a dog that helps with human rescues
Hi
Epic pog champ
_ _
Cant even see what it is
in the pan bro

Kinda looks empty tho like it used to have food 
Just looks like some scraps stuck in the pan
Helo nubs
What
eggs? maybe? I think?
This is just table scraps
looks like a yolk on the right, partially hardened egg whites to the left of them
just an unfortunately colored pan. i rate them....$6.99 per dozen
@lilac forge your time has come by audioslave
aw man, i love audioslave. i was a big soundgarden fan too. rip chris 😦
hello
i wash my hands to keep away from Sataaaaan. so no more tricks and no more misbehavin'
@sonic token @blissful rain 
i hope bf will be good this year or rip
Any news on the next Battlefield?
Zup guys any sea or pinoy players here? LF squads chill gaming only
BF1 OYNAYAN TURK DOSTLARIM BANA YAZABİLİRSİNİZ
Turkey isn't real
Ottoman Empire
I sub to the most negative subreddits. I should stop doing that.
Like r/anxiety and r/lifepath.
i hope the next bf is good
And r/depression.
next level doom scrolling
There's one subreddit I can't even talk about because it's too depressing.
I'll give a hint though. Here's a typical post:
any news about the new bf ? release date or smth else?
It released yesterday
you missed it
jfc those posts
EoS already
Looks like an attack is being made
Add some comedy to your life by subbing to shitposting subs

might I recommend amitheangel? 
parody sub of AITA
Sort by best of this month or this year lmao
I'll send you a DM on what sub it is.

stop talking about it please
rly? is it good ? can we play together?
most of those subs are just creative writing prompts
my dms are open 

No. It's a link.
Says the same thing.
You do know that it's only 4 AM in America right now?
especially locker servers and player servers are booming
People don't start work for another 4-5 hours.
it's 1pm on a monday in Europe please go to work/school/touch grass
Just time out this bum already damn
who?
oh ok. how should we report people on this server?
i see tagging is not allowed so...?
I'm not making a ticket for something like that but you can if you want
this is not a community server, as in there's no community. You are all in a mind jail
Yeah I'm a mind goblin too

31? 
US 
poverty is a violent act of oppression and can be escaped by simply not allowing oppressors to oppress you any longer
As of 2022. Things would have become even worse since
yeah probably at least 100 hours now
For where I am its upped to 38.
I prefer not to speak
It's really hard trying to find an up to date one.
besides having the highest rents in Europe compared to wage. Iam fine, plus I pay a great percentage of 0% to the IRS
what does IRS mean in an EU country?
I just want to have the ability to create a pocket dimension and teleport, so I can live anywhere while avoiding rent.
well if you want me to see it so bad.. I'll friend you
tax your wage and then you have a calculated tax return
your request is gone
Did you retract it or something? I didn't even know you could that 
IRS is an american institution though, not EU
I closed the DM because you took an hour.

I was busy
Live for free in at a millions euro/dollar worth government infrastructure, I mean under a bridge 
Just like that dude from HxH.
the concept of IRS exists everywhere across Europe lol
Tax man
some are different but at the end of the day the core concept exists in most if not all EU countries lol
can someone point to this period in history where us serfs didn't have to pay taxes, or tribute, or a tithe
lemme know
Pretty sure Monaco has a 0% tax rate
so I could own a business on my own land and pay nothing to the government
i'm gonna go film a space epic there
I also have no property tax 
Though we pay 10% worth of Government Service Tax.
oh wait, Monaco. I don't have my glasses on, I read Morocco
I don't mind it.
monaco, the formula 1 destination
there's a huge difference I'm seeing. also, guess what I'm downloading now 
wait till you find the cost per meter square in monaco

talking about that. I kinda wanna buy an appartment
kcd2?
you know it
nice, lemme know how you find it
i even got the gold edition because I don't feel like buying expansions later, plus it's rare to see a game with positive reviews upon release
I really need to get out of my comfort zone and learn a new game.
yeah same, excited to see what they add with the expansions
there already seem to be a few areas you can't get into, so some people are thinking they'll be part of it
sort of like dogtown in cyberpunk
if it's even a quarter as cool as Phantom LIberty then it was worth the $20
hello
The world is bland? spit take what?
Ok so I just registered for Battlefield Labs, looking forward to see how that goes in the futrue.
With how many people signed up for it getting into those playtests will be a miracle
I wonder what the actual sample size will be.
And or did they predict such a large number getting in?
they say tens of thousands at most
i'm guessing like 20-30k
out of over a million? Gonna be tough
If a small scale indie closed alpha was 500 i wonder how big a triple a closed alpha could be.
Bee chads rise up. This time we're looking into the tiny world of Aussie native bees. From the iconic blue bandies to the underrated reed bees, there's so much diversity here. It’s actually criminal how little the average Aussie knows about our fuzzy flower fondlers.
There are almost 2000 species buzzing around, pollinating everything from bus...
There is literally 0 battlefield games except delta force with its crap sbmm
People are hungry for something
for food
You definitely don't know how many play battlefield daily
That too and decent battlefield game
i play 2042. i think it's decent. always plenty of people to play with.
no matter what time of day
there are zero battlefield games, none whatsoever
also, @tropic cobalt , quick reaction, really appreciate the fact the NPCs step on each stair while ascending a staircase.
dude ran up the steps and I'm just watching his feet. amazing
oh yeah the animations are great, a little jank sometimes but the attention to detail is there
bruh really tempted to get kcd2 now
also dune awakening, I ran the benchmark and get avg 100+ fps on my 10th gen cpu which is rare these days
get it
good optimisation? In my modern AAA?
I don't believe it

they are the same devs who made the Conan game
Hi I want to try get peacekeeper from bf1 but my soundmaker dont show morse cod . I was look yt for cods but I think every cods diffirent . Some one can help me for anythink ?
and the year before that for me 
which also ran quite well when it was out
hi
Jelo nubs



where ears
@carmine timber @leaden kestrel sisters brought back sweets from Japan
Nice.
This time we're looking at Australia's five species of corvids. I'll be outlining the differences and taking a deep dive into raven hijinks. There's a lot of morbid myths surrounding these birds, but they're not all doom and gloom.
Special thanks to the following people:
@birdspots
@GubanaNatureRefuge
@wildhomevideos
@joshua_wooley
@out-and-...
Hi-Chew is the best f*cking candy
I remember going to the Kit Kat Factory in Tokyo. Got a set of 50 different kitkat flavors.
I'll die on that hill
oh my
And ate a kitkat parfait.
Haven’t tried it yet
Matcha flavor.
no the best candy is Alpenliebe caramel
I don't know what flavors you've got there, but the texture is amazing. looks like strawberry and green apple at least though. c an't go wrong
I'd much rather go to Europe for Candy. I make do with what I have 😦
i live in a chocolate wasteland
the things I would do for good chocolate
never heard of it here sadly
They bought me Japanese nail clippers xD
They went to Chris Broad’s bar and got me some cards from there
Idk if you guys watch abroad in Japan
I went to a lollieshop in amsterdam and actually genuinely got good treats.
On YouTube.
cringe
what about Werther's original? Basically the same thing
I love Werther's. Almost every flavor they make too, except for the coffee 😐
they even had some fruit cream ones for a spell. damn good candy
but even that isn't an American candy
German
speaking of which, kinderschokolade is also superb
Weather is so lovely here in London today. Sun is out and its 13c
Feels like spring
knew youd be attracted to the slop 
12 here
right?
Yeah it feels great
it's great waking up to sun for once
dont worry the rain will soon come
I don't like kinder lol, here they always have to be some sort of gimmick, like an egg or some sort weird looking shape
just give me a normal chocolate bar
Not so much the rain but the clouds
dublin recently had like 11 days straight with 0 sunlight
Yeah if you don’t like rain avoid Ireland, wales and Scotland
i just like the straight chocolate bars from kinder. when i was younger, my aunt worked international flights for united. she'd bring back a shitload of it.
not needing to wear socks right out of bed feels good
but yeah, now it's everywhere in toys and crap
The one that has the kid’s face on it?
They do though
I love those
i love kinder, especially the little choco bon eggs or whatever, they're like crack
They have like 5 different versions of those
yeah, not hte toys, just the chocolate bars
you can just pop those suckers in your mouth and they melt perfectly...ugh
I just can't be bothered to look for them, I see the eggs and groan then leave for another brand because that's just easier
their branding is just lost on me I guess lol
bueno is like drugs to me, now I try my best to avoid it 
these
Conan was the best survival rpg game and I will die on that hill
it looks good and runs well
Most delicious chocolate imo
they seem more interesting than our ravens
crazy how they even steal from backpacks
it died on that same hill ironically 
never saw those before
I love ball shaped chocolate
Always good
They're little fucking assholes LMAO
they're sooo good a slightly hard outer shell with soft stuff on the inside

ferrero rocher
Yes that one
it's actually the only survival rpg you can like play offline and still have enough content. I can't get into Rust because of the social aspect
rolls royce 😭

having to constantly on the lookout for people who wants to raid you is not fun

i love hazelnut
get me a werther's shell, filled with bueno kinder chocolate and a crispy hazelnut center
when you get passed a mixed box of them and they only have those rafaello ones left 
I love reeeses peanut butter cups
oh there's also Enshrouded which is minecraft dark soul, and valheim which is almost abandonware at this point, those are good too
The equivalent of only having bounty left in a box of celebrations
Bounty is alright
Better than having those hard caramel chocolates left
Its a meh chocolate bar
first person I've seen that doesn't like them
Do they still make bounty?
I bought some german chocolate that's shaped like a wine barrel and it has alcohol inside, it's not very good so I'm dropping them in my coffee to make irish coffee 
Its like an old people's bar
the malteaser one always goes first. I hog them all


yes
I never tried that but i love nut in my choco
they used to sell "celebrations without bounty" or something, idk why they stopped 
now after consuming the coffee like that do you become very red? or are you one of the ones that can process alcohol? 
ferrero rocher is hazelnut and chocolate you goober
Guess the bounty fanatics must've threatened them with something horrible if they didn't 
Oh i thought you were talking about the brand
the little gold balls you were talking about, they're hazelnut
These little balls of goodness
core is hazelnut, dipped in chocolate, covered in hazelnut chunks
I don't turn red until like half a bottle of whiskey in
you loved it and you didn't even know it
Child me for years thinking they were actually made of gold and that's why they were so expensive 
gold chocolate coin 
I think I thought the same thing
always thought "man, i wish we could afford those"
Kid you dumb
taste like ass but you always want those because they feel nice in your hand
The balls feel nice in your hand?
there's barely any taste in those chocolate coin
Can I somehow save or watch a replay of my recent match bf1
I don't think people buy those chocolate coins to actually eat them, they just want to leave those around to look nice, like my parents do
i think only if you have shadow play on man
but of course I ate those
me for years thinking they were cheap for making chocolate eggs hollow 
I used to love these kinder eggs
I mean those really big ones
I love the balls they had inside of them
getting those as a gift were great
Ball shaped chocolate always bound to be good
White chocolate is underrated though
real
always wonder why they don't make a standard white Ferrero Rocher
Instead of those abominations they call 'rafaello' or whatever
they are good 
Not many people like white chocolate i guess
@hallow jasper
Car is like you got games on yo phone
Cats with jobs.
yes
I have over 2000 worth of car content
Ew. White chocolate is gross.

I don't think I've had one of those for almost a decade 
Of course you say that
sweet popcorns rock
I just don't like it.
I hate salted popcorn, I HATE THEM
I like kettle corn.
Kettle corn is good
Maybe you're eating the wrong brands
Nah, I've had several. 
Or,you dislike too much sweetness
movie theaters in Italy usually just have salty popcorn which is so gross
I like fudge; i don't think I dislike too much sweet
popcorn is versatile. can be sweet, salty, sour, pretty much any flavor
salt on a food that's already dry as fuck? WHY
You gotta find the right balance of salt for popcorn.
makes you salivate.
I get the extra butter on mine; then add some salt.. mmm, popcorn.
I want sweet snack during a movie, not to feel like a pilgrim
then microwave some butter, then mix in some sugar and cinnamon. top your popcorn in that
Churro popcorn?
there's no looking back
I wouldn't add the butter.
This guy don't like chips
i guess we could call it that, yep
youv'e got to go light on the butter. too much butter is disgusting.
what's fucked is that all the popcorns sold in italian supermarket are of salted variety which drove me mad
Does popcorn actually come from corn?
pretty much made me swear off popcorn
Yes
I always remove the popcorn and just fill it with butter
find that Werther's popcorn. i don't really like salty stuff either.
It's a special variety of corn, and it's actually the only corn that pops.
fill what with butter? o_O

Have you tried buying the kernels yourself and popping them? @winged inlet
gift me one please. i want to scream gen alpha lingo at the screen and yeet people off cliffs
Potato chips? Or french fries?
whynotboth.gif?
he means crisps
Potato chips of course,who do you think i am? British?
too much effort for some snack tbh. I used to do that when I lived in a house with all the kitchen equipment one would need
I have a media room with a popcorn machine
I know you don't live in the US, but that's the most American thing you could possibly say 
Do you want to be?

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
I love rainy weather and bitter sarcasm mixed with brutal honesty. I'd love it.
I dealt with toothaches for a bit,it must be agonizing living as a brit
Everyone is American at heart

I just dropped my kid off at school and I'm contemplating going back to sleep
The bird in your pfp literally originated from America
australia 
Australia is just America with all DLC's installed
bro hasnt seen miami
They only have gators nothing special
India.
I'd choose india, I'd rather die from food poisoning than getting eaten by a giant spider
I'll take my chances bushbashing instead of navigating eating a meal in an Indian market.
its a fun country ngl
I live in Australia, people don't shit on the street. (Unlike india)
I wanna try the armpit special
restraunts exists.
Not in india
and do buildings not exist in Australia to escape the wildlife?
Atleast India doesn't have dinosaurs roaming around
street food is horror tho
Arabic street food only good street food
Indian Street food consists of cigarette buts and mucous.
shawarma is peak
shawarma is soul.
What do Australians have
Vegemite sandwich?
Thats not any better buddy
What about 'fairy bread' 
Didnt stark hate it after
he deserved his fate then
thanos
Dont u guys drink beer out of a shoe xD
Nasty ahhhh boi
sharing is caring
his mom and dad conceived him in India
I don't think there's really a "how" beyond that
idk ask my ancestors (they're gone)
Have you guys seen the indian PM who drank out of the river to show how clean it is
you can ask dududu02 tho
He was later rushed to the ER
he's my uncle
"HoW aRe They GoNe?!"
dead.
What type of indian are you bro
maharaja
Native or indian
rahh
Oh okay
i exist everywhere
lurker

go back to sleep old man
video from the indian tribe in Cannibal the Musical.
They are called the "nihonjin"...
I was there when it was written lookin ahsss
you're having too many mental issues
being native indian must be cool asf.
having traits of connor kenway.
"Dooo you not beleev.. we are indyans? We have.... teepeeees look at... aaaaaall the teepees.. we have. Becahse we are... indyans!"
its night and i am eating corn flakes while trying to solo delta camapign mission
How are you this old and you don't have a wife or child
Unc
56 is middle aged man
Favourite architype
what do you mean this this old 
i am around 30 only
You're on life support
im going to sleep again
sad 
adios
good night dude
Okay bye bitbool
ban the word gift
Why do I keep falling for these
Heya chat

EA Sports
It's in the game
To the game
nice virus
Is this self promotion?
windows defender protects users from their own stupidity a lot of the time
You not getting me thrice
General chat is cute

it’s kinda like fugly looking tho

It's because of those boomers who told us to stop buying starbucks.
And avocados.
i feel like i buy all too many of starbucks tripleshot expressos from grocery stores
i dont think ive ever been into an actual starbucks
but i buy their stuff from stores
lol
a smal bottle of trippleshot espresso got more caffeine in it than a large monster
I'm happy, I just bought my tickets to go see one of my favourite artists later this year
Your Eminence is going to a Trance music festival!
Ferry Corsten, Trance music Producer/Artist
he is really good yeah
This is going to be a spiritual experience
😄
my favorite producer is tiesto, ive only seen him live two times tho. should go more
I loved Tiesto back in the day before he went to pop music
overpriced rubbish
only coffee shop I go to is the one where I can get a cup for nearly free as a perk with my data plan
imma go play some 2042
enjoy
i got a confectionery just outside my apartment that gives you a cup of coffee and how many free refills you want for like 3 euro. crazy cheap
Ive been playing bf1 a lot lately. I also cant believe i never used the martini rifle
The Martini is so clutch
Im at like 225 out of 300 kills for the unlock for the sniper version
I only remember that gun it's mostly the one I use 😂
People keep telling me it doesnt have drop but it totally does
The thing is just that with irons the drop is barely a fraction of the aim post
The drop doesnt matter below 75m id say
Byt at 150 if you aim head youll hit body. And if you aim head 200+ youll miss
still no news about labs ?
You'll get an email if there is an update.

It’s ok you’ve got other games to play innit? Don’t need to be so impatient
no need to be so rude mate, i just asked a question
How was I rude lol
what does in nit means
Isn’t it
oh isnt it is innit
Yes
Idk what your pfp is but I’m so not used to it it bothers me Dudu
How is it that everyone can make their beds look cozy except me?
wait
just rewatched the video with joe rogan where he interview someone from the US military who say theyre developing an "iron man suit" who will be able to do alot of stuff and carry 1k pounds. if next battlefield is near future could it mean we gett those sceletons as an employment option?
And I cover myself with a thin piece of blanket
Please no. Lets not have exosuits
Fucking advanced warfare
https://youtu.be/d74vHvsACSs
MARY | Official Trailer | Netflix
Get a proper duvet.
i watched that i really liked it
i rarely watch movies last time i watched ghost in the shell and i loved it so i use it as a profile picture
This is my bed
Void of comfort.
nice
Put a cat on it.
Hold on imma watch the trailer
it is not liked movie
5.2 rating decent?
imd
beds are carzy expensive, but many of them got like 50 years warranty
I'm okay with a bed on the floor as long as the floor is nice wood and there aren't bugs or rats.
On top of a moisture barrier.
Or a japanese futon planks.
I usually look at rotten tomatoes. Trailer wasn’t that exciting tbh. I love Anthony Hopkins though. Is this the story of Virgin Mary?
yeah silence of the lamb and hannibal dude is in the movie
it is story of mary yes
Watch passion of the Christ if you haven’t seen it
Kingdom of heaven directors cut is good too
i saw this The Gospel of John (2003 film)
it was beautiful
i remember where i grew up, people talked about how you should buy a hesten continental bed. but theyre from like 7k to 25k euro each. lol
crazy'
im from an island with a ton of spoiled brats tho
hi
There's always bugs
I want a bed supported by magnets

