general

[winged inlet]

assimilate

[jolly folio]

lad

This isn’t a joke identity fraud is a serious crime and it’s not ment to be made for shits and giggles

As a lad myself I know boundaries and that wasn’t very pog of you

[unkempt basin]

I jist accidentally flooded my kitchen

[jolly folio]

we must be better than this lad

[unkempt basin]

😔

[winged inlet]

I'll steal your identity

move to America

[jolly folio]

Deal

should we do this transaction through email or discord

[winged inlet]

start my arms dealing business

[jolly folio]

ngl tho stealing his life would be poggers

[unkempt basin]

How would one clean up a floor full of stupidly hot water

[quaint herald]

With a mop.

[jolly folio]

drink it

[unkempt basin]

Yeah I'll make tea with it

[jolly folio]

Probably because they are underperforming

[winged inlet]

use bread

[proven compass]

Maybe he has some cadavers in his closet

[teal warren]

LONG LIVE THE WYVERN KING!! #thick44

[winged inlet]

just throw white bread down your floor, it will soak up the water

[unkempt basin]

I realised I don't hace any mop heads

Happy valentines day! - proceeds to flood kitchen

[jolly folio]

use a pillow for a mop

[teal warren]

Well battlefield friends will never be the same

[jolly folio]

ngl tho lad is a very nice lad

but I do hope for his downfall so I can take his position tho

[unkempt basin]

Now I need to put my arm into a sink full of extremely hot water and pull the thing so it can drain

Any volunteers willing to burn themselves

[jolly folio]

what’s the reward

[unkempt basin]

Donkey Kong Country Returns

[proven compass]

Ha I see wish him the best then

[proven compass]

Ha not wish him the best finally

[jolly folio]

same

[spare crest]

Jamaican rap is pog

[jolly folio]

gib sauce

[unkempt basin]

I moght have to go back to sleep ngl, been awake 40 minutes and fucked up 3 things already

[spare crest]

Am I allowed to share Spotify links here?

[winged inlet]

yes

[jolly folio]

I think so

[winged inlet]

share

now

[spare crest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0y5Ce1GzpeNMoN5vhtjnnM?si=-ufLyv0QTWyGd_fhhqdOHQ

[quaint herald]

Yeah you are.

[spare crest]

Gotcha

[quaint herald]

Just don't spam.

Anyways.

[crystal ember]

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)​

[quaint herald]

Hello peoples!

How are you peoples.

[spare crest]

I-

[quaint herald]

I stopped reading 7 words in.

[jolly folio]

I’ve seen that one before

[kind forum]

Tired, getting off work in 1 hr

[winged inlet]

keep on reading it's funny

[quaint herald]

Cunt I try to read it and I have a fucking stroke.

[spare crest]

Girls smh

[quaint herald]

I don't want to have another one!

[unkempt basin]

Since when could you say that word

[winged inlet]

he's australian

it's allowed

[unkempt basin]

I no longer use it cause this server has ruined me

[jolly folio]

cunt

Le gasp

[spare crest]

Goofy word

[winged inlet]

you don't have the c-pass, angra

[unkempt basin]

It's good that it's allowed

It's literally just a greeting here

[jolly folio]

@quaint herald do I have the Australian pass

[crystal ember]

Australians, being descended from felonious peoples, are surely at the point where they no longer have physical control over the inclusion of slurs in their daily speech. It's become engraved in their being.

[quaint herald]

Go for it but don't overuse it.

[winged inlet]

I can give you the gamer pass for any racist vietnamese word you'd like, angra. Just scream it really loud ok

[jolly folio]

I got the pass you ||@winged inlet ||

[crystal ember]

all the people with serious criminal charges were deported from British colonies all around the world to Australia by the crown

[winged inlet]

Yeah that's why it's such a cool country

still lost to emus though

[unkempt basin]

Australia isn't real

[crystal ember]

Does that mean Emus are a criminal species?

[jolly folio]

Emus has caused lots of war crimes

[crystal ember]

Emu military prison

😭

[unkempt basin]

When you get on a plane or boat "to Australia" you're actually just knocked out and placed in a VR machine for the rest of your life

[crystal ember]

😭

They take all the people with cockney accents from Manchester and make them act Australian

[lyric fractal]

[unkempt basin]

Cockney is London

[crystal ember]

oops

I forget London isn't in India sometimes 😭

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-shibe-shiba-inu-funny-comic-sans-gif-17427802

[unkempt basin]

Anyway

Kitchen update, my right arm is officially burned

[jolly folio]

dump it into cold water

[winged inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT0ElHA0NP4
calmest guys in the UK

[unkempt basin]

Now I have to work on the floor which is effort

[crystal ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-wNeLsS-Gk

this is what i think about when someone says London

[unkempt basin]

We're so lucky this is what the rest of the world sees our "gangsters" like that

[winged inlet]

he admitted that he was wrong and is trying to make up for his mistakes, that's a good man

can't say the same for many, many people

[crystal ember]

yeah, but bro still let himself get radicalised by a foreign religious cleric.

[analog sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/enjoyer-enjoy-averageenjoyer-averagefan-ok-and-gif-21082855

[unkempt basin]

That question mark looks backwards

Although it isn't

[winged inlet]

it's easy to get radicalized, they usually approach you when you are most vulnerable

don't talk religion here, gonna get muted

[crystal ember]

ur right daddy

[jolly folio]

Kek

[winged inlet]

I spent half of last month's salary on food just 2 weeks into February. I need to eat less lmao

[spare crest]

Fatso

[jolly folio]

Someone had to say it

[winged inlet]

I'm only 65kg

[jolly folio]

what’s that in freedom units

[winged inlet]

143

[spare crest]

I went thru 5 Pringles cans in like 1 day and a half so it's okay, I understand

[winged inlet]

pringles give me canker sores if I eat too much

[spare crest]

Rip

[winged inlet]

yep too salty

[neon sluice]

Dude it sucks Thick is gone now

[lilac wind]

The shape of pringles make them a pain to eat

[jolly folio]

Ngl Pringles do be poggers

[raw crag]

Just heard the unfortunate news about thick44 from battlefield friends and neebs gaming

[carmine timber]

I have seen some incredible inventions because of you for cooking

Thanks 🙏❤ @jolly folio

[urban lynx]

Rest in peace tony you fought hard but you will not be forgotten

You can rest easy now brother

[jolly folio]

[lilac forge]

What s about the new update today ?

[jolly folio]

Ain’t the update gonna be tomorrow for cod

[proven compass]

Depends on which day it is for you laddy lad

[jolly folio]

true

Or is the lad talking about the apex update

[proven compass]

Ha maybe

I don't play Apex though so idk

I am waiting for next PayDay2 update

Which transforms it into PayDay3

[jolly folio]

really now

[digital schooner]

Gents hopefully you are having a good valentines, be it alone or with friends, family, or lovers, I hope the day treats you kindly.

[jolly folio]

What about pets

[plush abyss]

I want a musket in battlefield 2042

that would be so fun

[proven compass]

You spend Valentine with your dog ?

[jolly folio]

they need attention to don’t they

also spending Valentine’s Day with your friends or family

[proven compass]

Of course they need

[proven compass]

I'll spend Valentine with Better Call Saul and that's it

[digital schooner]

I don’t see why not

Just dont uh feed it any chocolate eh

[jolly folio]

peanut butter is a good substitute to chocolate

[digital schooner]

I take that back, i now see issues with you spending valentines with your pet

[jolly folio]

lad

They have peanut butter snacks

[digital schooner]

Im just jesting

[jolly folio]

now I’m gonna cri

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-stone-stunner-wrestling-wwe-gif-5266635

[jolly folio]

That’s what pog lads are for

[verbal belfry]

[digital schooner]

Perhaps you should go enjoy some peanut butter with your pets

[proven compass]

Entice who are you spending Valentine with ?

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/bearschateaus-gif-23367802

[proven compass]

With your dog ?

[jolly folio]

I got some peanut butter cookies for doggos and on the box it also says people can consume it

but I refuse that offer

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/rottweiler-dog-blind-stupid-gif-12838598

[proven compass]

Dog is dumb but I want to pet it because I'm dumb too

[verbal belfry]

[proven compass]

Good luck to your gf to spend Valentine with you

[jolly folio]

_ _

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/ksk-bundeswehr-armee-soldat-special-forces-gif-18353893

[jolly folio]

Interesting way to spend the day

[copper gull]

Doink

[lilac forge]

im eatin chiccy soup

[lilac wind]

For a second I thought you meant chocolate soup

[proven compass]

Lmao WTF

[proven compass]

Looks like it's gonna be last Valentine for this poor woman

[lilac forge]

this one has coconut not cocoa

coconut milk prolly

didnt check

[unborn jackal]

Ay ima ask this girl out in biology

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/gign-armée-de-terre-army-gif-21805715

[proven compass]

"GIGN ! Ouvrez la porte bande de grosses salopes !"

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/gign-armée-de-terre-army-gif-21805693

[proven compass]

France 🇫🇷

[verbal belfry]

GIGN

[jolly folio]

THE GIGN

[winged inlet]

woah hey I can't find google translate using Bing anymore

Microsoft eliminating competitions?

[unborn jackal]

Bing chilling

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557

[unborn jackal]

Why would you use bing in the first place

[jolly folio]

Bing is pretty based

[unborn jackal]

Use baidu

[winged inlet]

bing is pretty good

I use both bing and google for my job

[unborn jackal]

Try the totally safe no communist chinese browser engine

[winged inlet]

totally safe

[jolly folio]

Bet

[upbeat rivet]

How did they hire you?

If you use bing

[winged inlet]

who?

[upbeat rivet]

[winged inlet]

joke on you our entire system is microsoft-based

everyone here is a binger

[jolly folio]

[winged inlet]

we binging

[jolly folio]

Truly a binga moment

[unborn jackal]

Its binging time

[winged inlet]

(because microsoft is one of our clients and they pay us tons of money to use every microsoft product)

[unborn jackal]

What 💀

[proven compass]

[unborn jackal]

What is ecologic something

[proven compass]

Nothing

[verbal belfry]

[proven compass]

It's just

Nothing...

[unborn jackal]

🤨

[jolly folio]

is Microsoft 2 real

[verbal belfry]

[unborn jackal]

Microhard

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-stone-stunner-wrestling-wwe-gif-5266635

[winged inlet]

macrohard

[jolly folio]

Macrohard

[winged inlet]

[jolly folio]

[winged inlet]

oh god I accidentally opened firefox

ugh

[carmine timber]

e

[lilac forge]

massive patch

[carmine timber]

enternet explorer

[lilac forge]

apex patch should be in hour and 11 minutes

everyones gettin patch today

[cerulean spire]

Battlefield 4 is a fucking joke

You lose every match because the other team decides to be vehicle whores the whole time.

[lilac forge]

almost

does the autopilot pull up when the round ends

because that guy was gonna crash

but round ended

[golden yacht]

hi im having a problem where i cant start battlefield V with the new ea app
someone know how to fix?

[unkempt basin]

Everything despawns instantly

Which sucks in comparison to bf4

[shell bramble]

Do you play this map a lot?

[lilac forge]

cant really conmtrol much what map i play

breakaway is nice

[shell bramble]

Oh

I’ve been playing breakaway only but now I’m burnt out

[golden yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-meme-speech-bubble-bubble-gif-25115885

[toxic igloo]

Saw tha enemy approaching , was bout 2 hit em from a distance but there's too many civilians

[lilac forge]

it changed to exodus conquest

[shell bramble]

Never played that one

[lilac forge]

not really, its similar as bf4 now

you can actually still spot after the match ends and get spot bonus

and crouch/jump

[shrewd furnace]

are y'all asleep

https://tenor.com/view/status-report-status-update-kowalski-status-report-kowalski-status-gif-23668188

[winged inlet]

I'm having dinner

watching Chuck

[shrewd furnace]

Norris?

[cerulean spire]

Guys, I've just heard.

Thick from Neebs Gaming passed from cancer.

I played a round of 4 in his memory, of course.

[jolly folio]

What is sleeping

Sounds like a skill issue thing to do

[solar mural]

What?

Get the fuck outta here. You serious?

When the hell did he pass?

Last I had heard he was winning that fight. Wtf

[lilac forge]

Yea, unfortunately I believe the news came out yesterday

[shrewd furnace]

something for weak people

why sleep when you can be awake 24/7 and get hallucinations

[solar mural]

Jesus. He did die. What the hell.

During surgery?

[winged inlet]

just Chuck

[cerulean spire]

Last night?

I only just heard about it an hour ago.

He and the rest of the Neebs cast are the whole reason I started playing Battlefield 4. Their funny "Battlefield Friends" cartoons eventually convinced me to give it a go. When I heard the news, I naturally played a round in his honor.

My heart goes out to him, his family, and to the rest of the Neebs crew. I too have lost a family member to cancer, and it sucks.

[jolly folio]

Truly one the breathtaking things in life

[lilac forge]

apex update 12 gig download

in steam

prolly more on consoles

[granite sonnet]

12 gigs to download, then a 83862525 year wait for the game to finish "patching"

[lilac forge]

doesnt take long

it depends on your SSD/HDD really

[lilac forge]

for me the game does patching while its downloading

i mean if you have like really fast download then it probably feels it takes long because your download is much faster than it can work on it lol

then you gotta buy faster ssd

why have fast as hell connection if you have ssd bottleneck

[indigo lake]

``

`

1

[lilac forge]

nice

you have a keyboard

[jolly folio]

We gotta give him sound claps

[winged inlet]

I'm drinking a vitamin tablet for people over 65

should be fine, right?

[lilac forge]

Yes

[shrewd furnace]

ea renaming origin to "EA App" is the laziest rename ever

like, thats the best they could come up with

[lilac forge]

its just EA

[carmine timber]

Name is fine but the app is very EA

[gaunt eagle]

how could you tell

[carmine timber]

By using the app

It's awful

[bright schooner]

it's like origin but worse for no reason

[carmine timber]

Like EA is better than Activision but their app isn't

[winged inlet]

should have just called it the EApp

eeps

[carmine timber]

With battlenet I never had any issue but ea app

I dislike origin but I hate ea app

ohhhh I remember

Rockstar game launcher

That thing is also horrible

Uplay is also not good

[bright schooner]

i got a steam code for la noire and still haven't played it since it won't let me through without a rockstar account

singleplayer game btw

[carmine timber]

Sad bro

[carmine timber]

People love la noire

[obsidian path]

too many veggies

[lilac forge]

Contact rockstar support
They are trash kinda but good

[jolly folio]

Ask them about how your having issues with buying a shark card and bamboozle them with your real problem

[lilac forge]

Best idea

[bright schooner]

it's not a problem like that, the game intentionally keeps you stuck at the main menu until you put in a social club acct

[upbeat rivet]

Tell them that you found an infinite money glitch

[lilac forge]

Then what's the problem

[bright schooner]

i'm not making one

[lilac forge]

Why lol?

[bright schooner]

it's a fucking singleplayer game

[lilac forge]

But social club is the heart of rockstar games

[jolly folio]

understandable but like still not understandable if that’s like understandable

[lilac forge]

How can other organs work if the heart doesn't work lol

[lilac forge]

I have 16 nuclear launch codes on your backpack

[jolly folio]

there’s always watching someone else play the game instead

[jolly folio]

how much can I sell 1

[lilac forge]

You need password
I set it up on yur backpack for protection
Or james bond will steal it

[upbeat rivet]

Legalize nuclear bombs

[lilac forge]

Nuclear bomb is legal

But you cant afford it

Even rich people cant

Elon musk can afford it tho

[jolly folio]

I know a solution

[lilac forge]

Shhhhh the mods are online

[jolly folio]

Make some leakers spill the information

[bright schooner]

put them in war thunder and see how long it takes for people to cough up sekrit dokuments

[jolly folio]

Then we’ll get how to make your own nuclear bombs

[twin blade]

my mom used to shout at me for using all her expensive shampoo

[unkempt basin]

Odd, everything still despawns for me

I'll have to try looking again

[winged inlet]

[jolly folio]

_ _

[lilac forge]

To: no-one 😭

[cerulean spire]

Idea for the server: the more we participate in it, the higher the level we get, and the more we can access.

A Sargeant, for example, can access channels a Lance Corporal can't.

[lilac forge]

I think we’re good with the regular role

[cerulean spire]

Okay.

[somber granite]

FIX YOUR GAME BF...CRASH CRASH

[lilac forge]

We aren’t dice/ea

[cerulean spire]

I think they're just venting.

[lilac forge]

We just play gaems man

[cerulean spire]

4 is fun, even if my death ratio is 4 times what my kill ratio is.

[lilac forge]

I’m gonna have to pick up bf4 premium for pc some day. Can’t deal with the locked fov on console

Classic game, but that’s the one thing holding it back for me

Hey.

I have a question.

What’s up

Why does this server lose its official checkmark ?

[winged inlet]

we had a divorce

[keen hatch]

#server-news

[winged inlet]

but we still raise the kids together

[jolly folio]

is this actual or jesting

because I wasn’t to sure weather or not to use a Keanu emote

[winged inlet]

I'm talking about the SERVER of course

[jolly folio]

Last time I did it didn’t go well

[carmine timber]

[jolly folio]

ngl tho lad caught me off guard

like how was I supposed to know that one of his lads actually died

[shrewd furnace]

sad about that bf friends guy, though i didnt know him

bf friends was great back in the day

[jolly folio]

To this day I still haven’t seen a battlefield friends

[lilac forge]

I used to watch em but stopped a long time ago

[shrewd furnace]

i dont think it would be as good today, but back then it was fun

there wasn't a whole lot of Battlefield memes and stuff back then

tbh there still isnt 😄

[warped fractal]

Still great today

But damn man, sad for thick44 death, he was a great person

Fuck cancer

That's how he died or what?

But still sad man

[shrewd furnace]

yeah i think it was cancer

[warped fractal]

It was a tumor but also cancer, damn he was such a great actor

[molten lance]

forbidden cigars

[digital schooner]

Yeah I certainly wouldn’t put a lighter to one of those

[shrewd furnace]

what weapon is that

civil war stuff?

[digital schooner]

Yessir

M1863 springfield according to em

[molten lance]

cancer is a tumor. Cells divide and spread from a mutation, its crazy

[jolly folio]

Why must we be humans with skill issues

[winged inlet]

to suffer

born to die

[shrewd furnace]

lol didn't Nietsche say that

that Life is suffering

[jolly folio]

hear me

[winged inlet]

Nietzsche said to live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering

but there's no meaning

[jolly folio]

||_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _||

[winged inlet]

nothing's left of us after we die

[jolly folio]

ngl tho

Fuck turtles

[winged inlet]

what's wrong with turtles lol

[jolly folio]

Tortoises too

[winged inlet]

they taste great

[jolly folio]

they live longer than us

[digital schooner]

We ask that you dont do that

[jolly folio]

then how else are we going to make them ninja turtles

[shrewd furnace]

why havent we made real ninja turtles yet

[jolly folio]

Ngl fuck any living things that live longer 200

[solemn vapor]

[winged inlet]

I am totally not an 800-year-old vampire, so I'm cool right

[jolly folio]

do you live in Romania

[winged inlet]

No

[jolly folio]

_ _

[shrewd furnace]

how old was the vampire dude in twilight?

like 200 years?

[winged inlet]

do vampires age like dogs? the dude's old af but he goes to high school

[jolly folio]

104

[jolly folio]

Pretty sure they age slowly

[shrewd furnace]

and he dated a teen

what could a 104 year old and a teen really have in common? 😄

[winged inlet]

so they are reverse-dogs

[jolly folio]

in her defense he’s like what what 16 or something

Idk how vampire age works

[jolly folio]

being 80% water

and have bones

[winged inlet]

vampires are dry

no water

[jolly folio]

_ _ I beg to differ but that’ll be a different talk

but then what’s in a vampire then

80% blood even tho they would have blood

[winged inlet]

no blood

that's why they have to do all the sucking

[solemn vapor]

[jolly folio]

but why no water tho

doesn’t add up

[shrewd furnace]

no blood

hmm

also means no "fun stuff"

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-traffic-cone-drugs-blood-gif-14949447

[jolly folio]

exactly even if they have no water how can they do fun stuff

[shrewd furnace]

maybe if they suck blood first then they do the fun

[jolly folio]

but then that’ll lead to infections tho

[shrewd furnace]

but also means he has to kill before he has fun?

[thick fossil]

So does that mean vampires contract bloodborne diseases?

[jolly folio]

vampires truly have skills issues if they aren’t made of 80% water

[thick fossil]

"I sucked your blood and now I have aids"

Sort deal

[jolly folio]

Ngl might as well be a zombie tho

[shrewd furnace]

i dont think vampires has an immune system

they are not alive

[jolly folio]

like the only downside is probably losing all of your flesh and so on if you outlive a vampire

[shrewd furnace]

so vampires are immune to aids

[jolly folio]

also there’s different kind of vampires too

[thick fossil]

Well wait hold on

[waxen chasm]

But they’re not immune to the sun ☀️

[thick fossil]

They don't have an immune system

[jolly folio]

them day walkers vampires beg to differ

[thick fossil]

Which means their body is literally wide open

[shrewd furnace]

dead ppl cant get sick

you ever see a skeleton walk around with a cold?

[thick fossil]

Then why don't they rot?

[waxen chasm]

Then we will slice their heads or stabbed them in their hearts

[thick fossil]

They must stink like hell, take a damn shower dracula

[jolly folio]

but what about garlic

[shrewd furnace]

easiest way to discover someone is a vampire

the stink

[jolly folio]

Like breh why they scared of that

[thick fossil]

Vampires are biased against Italian food

[jolly folio]

so your telling me if a vampire sucked blood out of an Italian then the vampire dies

[shrewd furnace]

i think garlic was supposedly good against everything

[thick fossil]

Why do you think Romanians stay away from Italy?

[jolly folio]

[shrewd furnace]

vampires, demons, werewolves etc

[jolly folio]

Is this factual @winged inlet

[jolly folio]

Thought it was only sliver for werewolves

[winged inlet]

plenty of romanians in Italy. One stole my gf's cabbage

[thick fossil]

So the invasion has begun

Vampires are already among us

[shrewd furnace]

dont romanians love garlic

[thick fossil]

Prepare yourselves

[jolly folio]

twilight would’ve been different if there was Italians and Romanias

[winged inlet]

garlic is delicious

love em

[shrewd furnace]

has it ever helped you against romanian vampires?

[thick fossil]

I mostly bring up Romania because Dracula was romanian

[jolly folio]

I mean cleary there could be vampires with better skill issues tho

[thick fossil]

Both the blood drinker and the

Uh

Other blood drinker

[winged inlet]

[thick fossil]

Point is, Romanians can't be trusted

They are all vampires

[shrewd furnace]

i think they killed the vampires tho

i certainly didnt see any vamps

[thick fossil]

This is what they want you to think

They have spread across europe and even the United states

[jolly folio]

might be a race/species thing

[thick fossil]

Why do you think some celebrities don't age?

[shrewd furnace]

so Andrew Tate was a whistle blower

tate was going to reveal the vampires to the world

[jolly folio]

the day walker vampires don’t like the night walker vampires

[shrewd furnace]

so they arrested him

[thick fossil]

By that logic, there's vampire gang wars

[winged inlet]

we should all join scientology, get their secret immortality drug

[thick fossil]

Fucking vampire Roadmen

[jolly folio]

if you think about it

Vampires are furries

[shrewd furnace]

they fuckin arent

[jolly folio]

They turn into bats after all

[shrewd furnace]

vampires are actually kinda cool sometimes

[shrewd furnace]

omg

[thick fossil]

Vampires are actually ancient redditors

[shrewd furnace]

you are gonna ruin vampires for me lol

dracula is a furry?

[jolly folio]

I mean sure there’s probably some vampires that can’t turn into a bat so

I guess some are furries

[thick fossil]

They hate the sunlight, stay inside all day, drink young women's blood and have crippling social anxiety with humans

[solar mural]

Kinda

[thick fossil]

Do you think vampires have dental insurance?

[shell bramble]

Balkans hate romaní people

[thick fossil]

Like vampire dentists to take care of those fangs?

[jolly folio]

you know now that I think of it how many different type of vampires are there

[thick fossil]

Well you already know one type of vampire

Lawyers

[shrewd furnace]

they should tbh, its LITERALLY their livelyhood

what if vampires insure their teeth, like celeb women insure their hair or breasts or something

[thick fossil]

Well wait hold on, if they have dental insurance?

[tame schooner]

I really don't this new ea
app, why can I not see a download size..

[thick fossil]

What about home owners?

Like do they pay tax on their castles?

How do they make income?

[jolly folio]

honestly forget the wizards

We need more lore in vampirism

[thick fossil]

We're asking the real questions

[jolly folio]

Now that I think about it there’s werewolf’s in Harry potter but where’s the vampires

[shrewd furnace]

google says harry potter world has vampires

[jolly folio]

ngl the thought of a Irish Romania vampire is kinda terrifying

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-dumbanddumber-jim-carrey-gif-13130505

[shrewd furnace]

preacher comic/tv series has an irish vampire 😄

all he does is drink and fight

[jolly folio]

blends right in

[shrewd furnace]

its in his blood 😄

[jolly folio]

Instead of a castle he has a pub

[shrewd furnace]

tbh, its a perfect disguise

[jolly folio]

Better than their Romanian counter part and probably any other part

[thick fossil]

Honestly yeah that's pretty fucking cool

[jolly folio]

question now is what will a British vampire live in

[thick fossil]

Vampires are always seen as posh rich dudes sipping blood wine, give us batshit crazy Irish vampires chugging down beer and starting bar brawls

[jolly folio]

Plus must be pretty bad being a British vampire

[thick fossil]

You mean the queen?

[shrewd furnace]

considering how pale they are, i think some of them are 😄

[thick fossil]

She got blood starved

[shrewd furnace]

i think she was a good vampire in that case tbh

[jolly folio]

Hear me out
The queen massacred all the other British vampires thus making her the only British vampire

[thick fossil]

America has a lot of vampires

I mean have you seen John Stamos?

Fucker never ages

[shrewd furnace]

he also has a gross belly button

[jolly folio]

probably drinks fat people blood

[waxen chasm]

Have you seen the movie daybreakers? 99% of population turn into vampires and someone trying to find the cure

[jolly folio]

real question is

Why try to find a cure

[thick fossil]

Actually, here's a touch of irony

We have finite blood right?

[shrewd furnace]

i saw that movie, was alright afaik

[thick fossil]

Do vampires bleed to death?

Can't they drink their own blood?

[waxen chasm]

Do you want to see the sun and see what’s like to step in the light?

[jolly folio]

become a day walker

Just adapt

[thick fossil]

Actually they can but dislike it

[jolly folio]

honestly it’s pretty racist on how there’s only one type of vampire when there’s clearly different breeds of vampires

[noble pulsar]

Here we go lads , vampire world peace has been established

lol

[thick fossil]

Do vampires start minority appreciation events?

Since there are so many types

[shrewd furnace]

i bet there are some vampires that only has 1 fang

[jolly folio]

bet they get bullied

[rocky copper]

I want it but it costs so much. Someone buy it for me 🥺

[shrewd furnace]

yeah 😦

[jolly folio]

Like imagine only having 1 fang

[noble pulsar]

overwatch player moment

lol

[shrewd furnace]

would you want the fang to the side or in the middle?

like a beaver 😄

[jolly folio]

Left or right is better than the middle

but yet again imagine having a full set of fangs

[still mountain]

too much purple

[shrewd furnace]

i actually saw that for some vampires in a movie, their entire set of front teeth were fangs

it was kinda nasty ngl 😄

[empty quail]

you guys heard of battlefield friends right

[jolly folio]

ngl tho I do strongly believe that vampires will have race wars

or some

[waxen chasm]

If you’re gonna adapt you must also learn how to evolve

[noble pulsar]

Vampires ? cringe , the Empire , now that's a faction to follow

[jolly folio]

but hear me out lads

[noble pulsar]

For Sigmar !

[jolly folio]

Vegan vampires

[waxen chasm]

You can’t adapt if you never learn to evolve

[jolly folio]

Sucking shit out of plants instead of blood

[shrewd furnace]

i remember that movie 30 days of night, a bunch of vampires figures out that in alaska there's is a period of 30 days straight without sun up there

so they go up there and "party" for 30 days 😄

[thick fossil]

What does a vampire frat party look like?

[jolly folio]

ngl that’s a real question

Now will a Canadian vampire ask for consent to suck blood

[shrewd furnace]

and apologize after

[digital schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678698476632276993/1075162255475343430/RDT_20230214_21220954694166438076507.jpg

[slim fiber]

Roses are red
Violets are pretty
I do though hunger
For a bowl of spaghetti

[slim grove]

Happy lonely valentines everyone!

[digital schooner]

You too

[still mountain]

@verbal belfry psg had to put in injured mpappi to score a goal

in shambles

dont think they are too happy with neymar

[verbal belfry]

y not

[still mountain]

nvm they took it away

mpappi poo poo

[lilac forge]

Fuck, just heard about Thick44 passing

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-stone-stunner-wrestling-wwe-gif-5266635

[jolly folio]

Based replied

[lilac forge]

Yah, really great reply to someone dying from cancer

10/10 little edge lords

[jolly folio]

[verbal belfry]

[jolly folio]

Anyways have more shitty memes

[lilac forge]

Yah, I don’t think y’all are useful for anything else. Keep on keeping on

Emotional span of a sandal

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-laugh-silly-make-face-gif-16375590

[jolly folio]

lad tbh with you it do be bad but like idk what to tell you

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

Nothing bud, you say nothing. You have nothing TO say lol. reply with a gif, it’s the most educated thing you’ll say

[jolly folio]

[lilac forge]

Bingo (;

[jolly folio]

lad what have I done to make you like this

[lilac forge]

You spoke

[jolly folio]

and you replied

and I replied

thus we both replied

[lilac forge]

So now we have the foundation? Are we clear then?

Or… should I draw a diagram?

[jolly folio]

yes

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/inauguration-cnn2017-donald-trump-finger-wag-no-gif-20640184

[lilac forge]

Or like… how much hand holding do you need?

[jolly folio]

I mean since it’s Valentine’s Day

[lilac forge]

A lot right?

[jolly folio]

we can do more than that

[lilac forge]

Nah, you don’t bathe

Gross homie

[jolly folio]

kissing the hommies ain’t gay

we live in 2023 lad

we gotta be better

[lilac forge]

Never said it was. I’m saying you’re gross

Bathe

Wash up you dirty boy

[jolly folio]

see now your acting cringe

[lilac forge]

By telling you to shower? Showering is cringe?

[jolly folio]

The way your acting

we can do it more on dms if interested

[lilac forge]

You something for Leo don’t ya

[jolly folio]

of course how can you tell

[lilac forge]

Lol no no, you can dance around in here, I’m fine

I’m not very interested to see what you say in a private, I see what you say in public. It’s not like you’ll say something worth while in there 😂

[jolly folio]

I’ll just gas light you that’s all

[lilac forge]

Oh nooo

[jolly folio]

and keep on replying as if I was bot

[lilac forge]

Oh noooo

[jolly folio]

indeed

[lilac forge]

You kinda already do that tho… so… same same?

[jolly folio]

basically

[lilac forge]

A sandal

[jolly folio]

But tbh entice was rather based

[lilac forge]

Who?

[jolly folio]

really now

[lilac forge]

Who’s enticing who?

Take me on a date first dude

Damn

[jolly folio]

the lad who replied you with the gif

[jolly folio]

Bet

[lilac forge]

Couldn’t tell the difference between you tbh

One and the same

[jolly folio]

le gasp

[lilac forge]

La*

Feminine

[verbal belfry]

LOL dude come on now i knew he was a tool from the start

[jolly folio]

le because French

[lilac forge]

“Dang that guy I knew died from cancer”

“Oh this guy is a tool!”

[verbal belfry]

u did not know him at all

[lilac forge]

Huh… you got some mental gymnastics my friend

[verbal belfry]

u only knew him due to BF friends

[lilac forge]

Yah, since I was like 13

Never said I knew him lol

What’s your point?

I can’t be upset when people die?

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/loud-house-loud-house-gifs-nickelodeon-unbelievable-face-palm-gif-8599749

[jolly folio]

ngl tho sucks to die on Valentine’s Day tho

[lilac forge]

I think he died the night before

[jolly folio]

Ah that I didn’t knew

[lilac forge]

He was going through… multiple rounds of surgery for the past few months

Second surgery was maybe only a week or two ago. Everyone was hoping he would stick the landing but

Is it just you two fuckers in here?

Jesus it’s dead

[jolly folio]

sadly

[lilac forge]

No wonder y’all are so fucking bored

[jolly folio]

it’s mostly just Europeans and Australians that are on here

[lilac forge]

Jesus even the LFG’s are dead

[jolly folio]

I mean you want more action right

[lilac forge]

Tf did EA do

[jolly folio]

#battlefield-2042 is the place to go

[lilac forge]

Just make that the new general

Lmao the fucking quote on entice

And he called me a tool

“The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive.
Never surrender”

🫡

[still mountain]

entice knows all

[verbal belfry]

YES I DO

Mr i knew thick

oh my god

[solar mural]

Happy Bismarck day 😄

[lilac forge]

Dang he can’t read

[solar mural]

Entice stop playing with the locals

You can’t understand them and they can’t understand you

And I have no time to pull a bullet out of your ass

I wish that was the first time I’ve said that…

[lilac forge]

It’s all good, he’s kind’ve like a gnat at this point

He means no harm but is annoying nonetheless

[verbal belfry]

lol

[lilac forge]

Might fly into your eye? They dig that shit

Oh damn, nvm apparently gnats are kinda disease ridden

Less harmless than I thought

“However, gnats may threaten human health should they transport pathogens from their unsanitary development sites.”

😬

[verbal belfry]

imagine getting that offended rofl that u cant let it go

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[lilac forge]

No, I like bugs!

Bugs are fine

Gnat just isn’t as fitting

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[lilac forge]

Maybe fruit flies?

Maybe that’s a better fit

[still mountain]

i think its just bait

[lilac forge]

You can actually use them as bait, you’re right

They’re not bad for chumming waters

Fish love them

But gooey is starting to get it tho

Surprised since you were supposed to be the troll entice

[still mountain]

@verbal belfry you ruined this whole mans career

[lilac forge]

Devastated it

I need a promotion

Fire me, hire me

Do what you will

Hostile takeover in the workplace, idc at this point

Take me away entice

[still mountain]

youre at the point of spamming my guy

[lilac forge]

Nah there’s breaks in-between, I can’t type fast

There’s just no one here

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/smokey-and-the-bandit-ein-ausgekochtes-schlitzohr-jackie-gleason-sheriff-buford-t-justice-of-portague-county-1977-gif-26137177

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-bed-bedtime-sleep-gif-19177257

[cerulean spire]

Could we do a tribute to Thick in Battlefield 4?

We all meet up in a server, meet in a location and say a few nice words about him, then maybe a twenty gun salute.

[lilac forge]

Haha yahhh, I’d be down. They put so many hours into that iteration of the battlefields. It’d only feel right

They already have a neebs Easter egg on a battlefield 4 map I think. I wonder if they’ll acknowledge his passing. Neebs and thick collectively have been with the series for… years

[cerulean spire]

I already played a round in his memory, and did pretty well. I think Tony was watching over me.

[carmine wind]

Who is thick

[cerulean spire]

Guy from Neebs Gaming. They made a great series called Battlefield Friends.

[lilac forge]

Battlefield content creator

[dapper umbra]

Thick44, AKA The voice of Recon from Battlefield Friends.

[cerulean spire]

He's been promoted to the highest rank now😢

[dapper umbra]

he wasn't a battlefield content creator. He was a voice actor, he did more than just Battlefield Friends.

[cerulean spire]

So yeah, if anyone is down, later tonight or sometime tomorrow I'd like to create a private server we can all enter and pay tribute to him..

[lilac forge]

Hm? I mean he made content for battlefield. And not just that of course, sorry for the generalization

Just for those who didn’t know his work as well I figured that’s how’d he’d be recognized in this community at least

[cerulean spire]

They played a bunch of different games together, but I know them mostly from Battlefield Friends.

[lilac forge]

I followed them the most during their Ark days. Or at least knew thick the best from that

He did all their music for them as well…

Or most of it at least

[cerulean spire]

So I guess I will figure out how to set up a private server and give you all the deets once it's done. What would be a good time for everyone?

[lilac forge]

I wouldn’t be able to rn. I don’t have bf4 on my newer gen

I think it might be on EA pass…?

Might be able to get it through that

Still set it up though, don’t let a few stragglers hold you up

[pine acorn]

hi do we know anything about s4?

[heavy wolf]

I can join such an event, I still have bf4 installed.

[cerulean spire]

Ok, I'll give three days to get as many people as possible to join.

I don't suppose the mods could make an announcement about it?

[rocky fern]

you can ask modmail, but it's not guaranteed

I doubt they'll make an announcement

[cerulean spire]

Right, where is modmail?

Oh, I DM it, I see.

Ok, so in about three day's time I will make a private server and post the details in #battlefield-legacy-titles so feel free to join. It will be no killing or objective taking for the duration of the tribute. We will all say a few words about Thick, those of us who can play an instrument could play "Taps" and a few will give a gun salute, the way they do at military funerals. Afterwards, we can do a normal game, if everyone wants. Fair warning, if anyone kills another player or tries to take an objective during the service, they will be kicked out.

How's that sound to everyone?

[outer orbit]

i have to turn my video games off and make dinner. so lame

[copper gull]

I did that earlier.

Making baked ziti

I did a whole lot today

[outer orbit]

sounds yummy.

[slim grove]

Bub, my guy, my buddy, advertising other servers is dangerous territory with the rules n stuff

[warped fractal]

I present cat watching birds

[copper gull]

Reorganized & rearranged the kitchen, did the dishes, swept & cleaned the kitchen, picked my kid up, and made baked ziti from scratch within 2 hours.

Now the sink is semi full again!

😭😭

[slim grove]

Ziti?

[copper gull]

He's advertising a game server, not a discord server, from what it reads like.

[copper gull]

Yes. Baked ziti.

[slim grove]

actually true

[copper gull]

This.

[warped fractal]

Looks like lasgana

[slim grove]

Like lasagna-pasta?

the offspring?

[copper gull]

Except it's not lasagna noodle

And there's no ricotta

And its not layered

Almost ready for me to pull out of the oven

[sly hatch]

https://twitter.com/NeebsOfficial/status/1625323979761152001

[rotund heath]

| Looking for PC BF1 players | Join BF1 Squad 1 VC |

[open jolt]

#lfg-pc

[slim grove]

Lasagna noodle? What?

[arctic dome]

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack.

[lilac forge]

hey

[lilac forge]

jo biden

do you have Battlefield 4 server installation files.

[lilac forge]

Hey

do you have Battlefield 4 server installation files.

[cerulean spire]

Sorry, I just figured, with the purpose of it and all....

[lilac forge]

Don’t sweat it man. You’re good

[cerulean spire]

Thanks.

DM me if you want more details, just in case.

[earnest gazelle]

Is anyone having issues on BF42 on Xbox Series X|S?

[austere jacinth]

Hello, where can i find clans for BFV? I seem to always see those kind of ppl online but i've never actually thought about joining myself, until know.

[lilac forge]

(BF1) Petition to make it so that when you are bayonet charged as an elite class, your character slaps the dude when he gets close enough causing him to curl into a fetal position for the remainder of the match out of shame

[hasty warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSHyzsNu1Y

listen this french rap men

[hasty warren]

"sliter is writting"

[magic atlas]

Hi all, some one know what happend with Bt5 in EALauncher?, always show this ("we couldn't launch your game, Unfortunately, there was an issue launching your game, Close this windows and try again"), i was playing in origin, but now its not working anymore :/

:v

[hasty warren]

mmhhh

make me a screen sharing

[austere jacinth]

Have u tried deleting cache folder?

[hasty warren]

adro i dont think is the point

and there is no cache folder for bf v..

[magic atlas]

there is a post in answers.ea.com about this, but didnt work for me

[hasty warren]

share u screen

[warped fractal]

Man chatgpt is very helpful

Chatgpt in roblox is a godsend, it may allow me to finish my game

[neon raft]

Best m30 specialization?

[unkempt basin]

I found just sticking to the left side works best

Trigger Job, Heavy load, penetrating shots and internal choke

The improved accuracy is kinda lame when it's mostly used as a shotgun and the rifle shot is super accurate anyway

[shell bramble]

What do you mean left side

[unkempt basin]

There is two sides to the specialisations

Left and right

One side is usually more aim accuracy-long range, the other is hipfire accuracy-close range

[kind forum]

Kelowna drivers

(The van had a yield sign for that right turn)

[warped fractal]

Man you don't know bad driving unless you lived ina city with high insurance rates

I seen worse

[kind forum]

I mean, my province has only 1 insurance provider so they set it to whatever tf they want.

This just happened to be the first incident I caught since I got my dash cam a couple weeks ago.

[warped fractal]

Ah, my city has a bunch of providers but all very high rate

[kind forum]

Think I’m gona enable the sound on my dash cam. If it was on you’d hear me laying on my horn for like 2 seconds before he even realized I was behind em

[thick fossil]

Apparently there's german hardbass

Who knew?

[elfin owl]

Sorry is this some canadian driving im too australian to understand

[digital schooner]

Best canadian driver

Well aint that a nifty look

[kind forum]

It’s literally some Canadian driving lol

[lilac forge]

Hi! How do I actually fix Battlefield 2042 looping intro cinematic?

is there any technical support in here? or anyone that knows how to fix this specific issue? thanks

[echo totem]

This game still has bugs 💀

[elfin owl]

restart

[winged inlet]

should I eat beans today?

[tropic cobalt]

what kind

[winged inlet]

baked beans

[upbeat rivet]

BEEEEAAAANNNNSSSSS

[jolly folio]

how baked are these beans

[winged inlet]

super duper baked dudeeeee

[lilac forge]

How y'all feel about green beans

[winged inlet]

pretty good

[tropic cobalt]

no

gross

[winged inlet]

[winged inlet]

I used to eat at a cambodian restaurant a lot. Now we are still facebook friends

[ripe herald]

Aw man, just got the most annoying weekly mission done 3 melee kills during one round

[winged inlet]

Gacek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz44bspgYbg

[civic coral]

Are you in the States? the lack of defensive driving, lane entitlement and using the horn, gives of serious American vibes

If you weren't driving like an NPC you could have moved over a lane so the other guy could just pull out and keep the traffic flowing.

[dapper umbra]

That’s a good cat. I’d go to Poland to pet this cat.

[lilac forge]

Ello

[slim grove]

i like the useless shit they add

means i can build more cool shit

[tropic cobalt]

i wish they'd add useless shit more than once a year

and add more than one useless mob per year, without making the community pick between them as if it's some gargantuan task to add one fucking squid that does jack shit

[slim grove]

but the squid glows

[kind forum]

I'm in Canada, and the van literally had a yield sign. He was legally obligated to stop. And I was turning at the next intersection, so I was in the right hand lane preemptively so I wouldn't need to worry about merging into it 5 seconds later.

I was also just entering the intersection when he came into view, meaning it would've been illegal for me to change lanes.

Gives serious doesn't know traffic law vibes.

Also brought up lack of defensive driving when I literally moved over to the left as I knew the lanes were empty instead of simply slamming on my breaks (I still slowed down significantly)

[lilac forge]

@slim grove I get legacy this Friday, your username made me feel like a kid on Christmas eve

[kind forum]

I haven't watched any gameplay really, it any good?

The 1 shot spell kinda puts me off ngl.

[lilac forge]

Everyone I know who has it, calls it a masterpiece

[kind forum]

[vernal scarab]

I watched the oneyplays vid on it and honestly it makes me want to buy it although I know I won't like it overall

[kind forum]

I thought about getting it. I just know the second I do it's going to become a contest between me and the gf for my console 💀

[lilac forge]

The main problems with it regard performance.

[vernal scarab]

It REALLY gets you if you were into the world as a kid

[lilac forge]

It's defo not optimised well for pc

[tropic cobalt]

it looks decent, gonna pick it up when the crack is out

[kind forum]

I'm more excited for Tears of the Kingdom next month tbh

[lilac forge]

When you next use the bathroom?

[tropic cobalt]

yes

[winged inlet]

pick WHAT up and the WHAT is out?

don't pick anything up

[lilac forge]

True, you don't know where it's been

[vernal scarab]

I'm more excited for Lightfall at the end of this month

[winged inlet]

best thing out of Duke Nukem Forever is that you could pick up a turd and walk around with it

[slim grove]

my brother, this game is really fun

and i'm not even a fan, just an enjoyer

[lilac forge]

let's out fan girl squeal

[slim grove]

[kind forum]

Still waiting for them to officially support the Aether. Best mod for mc of all time imo.

[slim grove]

yeah, the game is good, it's beautiful, but the busy places can feel a little empty at times

[kind forum]

Much cooler parallel to the world than the nether

[slim grove]

my only quarrel

[lilac forge]

A guy I work with was like, "I played it for 20 minutes, got bored and went back to FIFA". I was just like, "what's wrong with you"?

[slim grove]

it'll come, i almost guarantee it

[lilac forge]

What do you have the game on?

[kind forum]

I mean, it's been like 10 years

[slim grove]

i'm 10 hours in and have only just got the Room of Requirement and the broomstick

[slim grove]

PS5

[vernal scarab]

I'm waiting for the official Mystcraft patch

The death of servers

[winged inlet]

lol the cod mw2 season 2 battlepass gives you 300 cod points

[slim grove]

stealing

[lilac forge]

Lmaoooo really?