stardew-valley

[jade beacon]

haha dumb

[past bronze]

😭

[tardy forge]

YES FIANLLY QUALITY SPRINKLER

[cobalt hare]

this is a spoiler

[jade beacon]

what no

[cobalt hare]

i didn't know you could level up beyond 4

[dusty ibex]

u are joking right

[past bronze]

nO?-

[dry notch]

What do I need to get a silo, do I need to level up stuff?

[tardy forge]

no its not

[cobalt hare]

the game is ruined for me now

you ruined the game for me

[jade beacon]

liam is wonky

[cobalt hare]

i can't be playing for 1d anymore

[tardy forge]

:)

[cobalt hare]

i'm going to stop playing now

[jade beacon]

L

[idle grove]

nooo

[past bronze]

wonky donky

[cobalt hare]

goodbye chat

[dry notch]

For liam

[jade beacon]

its because... i bonked liam head

[dusty ibex]

U don’t need to lvl up stuff

just double check all the buildings in robins thing

[jade beacon]

[tardy forge]

stardew valley is just the current generations dream, owning a house and making thousands of dollars a day

[dusty ibex]

you haven’t checked robins shop where she sells wood right

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye_chat-penguinz0-cr1tikal-moistcr1tikal-moistcritikal-gif-24111286

[dry notch]

Then do I need to build coop first

[dusty ibex]

you have to click construct farm building

[dusky dirge]

which do u guys prefer, elliot or harvey?

[dusty ibex]

nope

[jade beacon]

haley

[idle grove]

pierrre

[torn bolt]

Neither

[dry notch]

Weird

[dusky dirge]

😭

[jade beacon]

im not wrong doe

[dusky dirge]

aight I'm gonna marry both

[jade beacon]

ur gonna marry neither? weird

[dusky dirge]

what is wrong w u

[idle grove]

what?

pierres cool

[cobalt hare]

"theble is not best npc"

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerdge-gif-23738139

[west crane]

Idk apparently people hates Pierre in this server

[jade beacon]

ew

[idle grove]

idk why people hate pierre so much

[jade beacon]

pierre doesnt spend time with his goddamn family and steals other peoples produce

[dry notch]

I like pierre so idk

[jade beacon]

i sold him a SAP, YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?

[dusky dirge]

right

[jade beacon]

he said he fed it to a poor family

he fed SAP to a poor family

[west crane]

What?

[cobalt hare]

i did this too

[plain patio]

Hey guys
I put 200 hours in SV, but haven't played it since 1.0 I think

Any notable changes to the game?

[cobalt hare]

i have court in a few weeks and i'm spending the time i have left on sdv

[west crane]

It's on you if you ask me, you gave a hated gift in the first place

[jade beacon]

lots of new content

[plain patio]

Such as?

[past bronze]

pierre sucks bruh

[clever oak]

Guys is angler or pirate better? im just feeling like Pirate would be nice, but i dont know about any special fish that sell expensive

[cobalt hare]

best check for yourself!

[jade beacon]

post cc cant talk in #stardew-valley about it

[plain patio]

Hope I still have that save file lmao

[dry notch]

got deleted

[jade beacon]

hopefully

[plain patio]

Don't judge me, but I'm married to Haley

[past bronze]

I would be sad for you if it got deleted.

[jade beacon]

ayyyy best girl

[past bronze]

I love haleyyy

[jade beacon]

💍

[past bronze]

♥️

[tardy forge]

pov: your a speedrunner getting money

[plain patio]

Eh, I don't mind it
My old save file had too much mod because I was bored lmao

Think of it as a new whole experience

[past bronze]

oo ok

[jade beacon]

bad, u didnt put the bed right next to the door, fake speedrunner /j

[west crane]

Do furnitures even value money?

[past bronze]

but I would love to have the old save file because flexing

[plain patio]

Are there new spouses?

[tardy forge]

i dont know i just thought it looked funny

[jade beacon]

shane and emily

[tardy forge]

i ahd no idea if upgrading my hosue would keep my furniture inside it so i picked it all up

[past bronze]

Stop typing so fast

[jade beacon]

it will

[jade beacon]

no<3

[cobalt hare]

i have 9 more items until 60 donated artifacts

[past bronze]

😭

[plain patio]

Wait, Haley's sister? She's been the spouse years ago

[jade beacon]

they're the most recent ones

[plain patio]

Ah, I see what u mean

Goddamit

[past bronze]

I like that they made her a have tailoring thingy but imo it doesnt fit her

[jade beacon]

dude im having a stroke trying to read that

[plain patio]

And she was on drug
Remember that whole rainbow dream?

[past bronze]

good lmao

[cinder kettle]

How do I get fiber seeds?

[jade beacon]

[past bronze]

[jade beacon]

||linus board quest||

[past bronze]

||just get good||

[cobalt hare]

YOOO

NO WAY

[jade beacon]

no way

[cobalt hare]

I GOT GOAT MILK FROM TRAVELLING CART

[worldly galleon]

Hello, I currently have Stardew on Switch. Is the PC version worth purchasing?

[cinder kettle]

Bruh I gotta wait for it to pop up ?

[past bronze]

💀

[jade beacon]

[dreamy spear]

rng

[cobalt hare]

THAT SAVES ME LIKE 15K

[past bronze]

true

[dreamy spear]

do the wizard board q asap as well

[tall cypress]

if you’re going to mod it yes

[jade beacon]

if you have the money and determination then go for it

[plain patio]

I was in between Abby and Haley 10/10
Penny was too into teaching 4/10
Maru and Emily were nerds 6/10
Leah was close to perfect, but she doesn't like Ice cream 0/10

[west crane]

May truffle appear on your savefile

[cinder kettle]

??

[worldly galleon]

@jade beacon and @tall cypress Thank you.

[plain patio]

Thank the pigs

[past bronze]

I only dislike the emily one lol

[cobalt hare]

i got it on both

[past bronze]

everything else facts

[cobalt hare]

i play on PC more but i also havent touched my switch since last year

[plain patio]

Emily wasn't as well developed as the rest of em

[jade beacon]

emily is cool and more platonic for me

[past bronze]

didnt they change her more in the game tho?

[cobalt hare]

🥳

[dreamy spear]

rng; random number generator. I meant that you’re just gonna have to wait and rely on luck to get the board quest to show up

[clever spire]

yep

[past bronze]

the spoiler police is here, lucy.

[clever spire]

pray to rngjesus

[plain patio]

Idk, I haven't played this game in 6 years lmao

[jade beacon]

love the cowboy hat

[past bronze]

pretty sure they did lol

[cobalt hare]

thank you, i bought it from the fall fair

[plain patio]

I started play when i was in high school

Now I'm married and have a 4 month old son

[past bronze]

ayoo

[jade beacon]

thats nice, im still in highschool

[past bronze]

congrats

[strong scarab]

best spring crop?

other than strawberries

[clever spire]

🤨

[jade beacon]

me

[cobalt hare]

me personally i would ignore my wife and son to play stardew valley

[plain patio]

Married in SV and irl

[strong scarab]

shoves you in a seed maker /j

[west crane]

Cauli i guess

[jade beacon]

😩

[golden rose]

LAST ITEM

[plain patio]

Cauli
I'd go full strawberries tho

[cobalt hare]

W

[past bronze]

💀 .. every time I see you here you either are just lurking or calling out people who got the spoilers wrong

[plain patio]

U don't sell your dignity to corporate?
Smh

[dry notch]

I found the silo

I needed to press an arrow

[jade beacon]

how about me

[past bronze]

being a idiot

[jade beacon]

in what way?

[past bronze]

goat idiot.

[clever spire]

must not b here often then

[jade beacon]

anything else?

[past bronze]

haley simper idiot

[jade beacon]

yes

[past bronze]

💀 .

[jade beacon]

lucy is one of the cool ppl i see in this server

[jade beacon]

💍 💯

[clever spire]

aw i appreciate that

[past bronze]

really?

[jade beacon]

yems

[cobalt hare]

lucy is also posting cool cat emotes

[past bronze]

CAT EMOTES?

[jade beacon]

YES

[past bronze]

omg

[cobalt hare]

my farm currently (yes, i am aware that there are no scarecrows and i could get attacked by crows

[past bronze]

cat emotes..

[jade beacon]

get a scarecrow what the hell u doing

[cobalt hare]

they need food

[plain patio]

When Haley went from the typical britney b*tch to "I donated some clothes, they need it more than I do"

Yeah imma wife this girl

[cobalt hare]

what about your actual wife

[jade beacon]

aww nvm thats so nice of u i should do that too

[clever spire]

why’d u censor bitch

[past bronze]

lmaooo-

[cobalt hare]

me personally if i were your wife i wouldnt take that kind of disrespect

[jade beacon]

i dated haley because im secretly a masochist and no one knows

[cobalt hare]

you know what i'm saying?

[past bronze]

hell no

[plain patio]

She used to be barista, met her in the coffee shop she worked at

[jade beacon]

his hair and stache 😭😭

[past bronze]

😭 ..

[clever spire]

the day someone doesn’t call haley a bitch is the day i die peacefully

[jade beacon]

he literally a 🤓🤓

[clever spire]

[past bronze]

haley is a cutie

[plain patio]

Betch

But she's MY betch

[rich crest]

🥸

[jade beacon]

yes haleys a betch

[calm sandal]

shes my bench.

[clever spire]

yeah cuz that’s any better

[cobalt hare]

i didnt mean to send it twice

[jade beacon]

OUR betch

[jade beacon]

wtf clunt im calling the police u simp

[past bronze]

why yall calling haley a bench😭

[plain patio]

Is Diamantium still the highest gear grade?

[cobalt hare]

free my mans

[past bronze]

who tf is halry

[jade beacon]

ask urself

[calm sandal]

u sure ure in right game?

[cobalt hare]

this is like people calling theble a bad mouse

[plain patio]

The purple gear
I forgot the name

[jade beacon]

the fandom still doesn't know how to spell haley and elliott right

[plain patio]

It's above gold

[dry notch]

Fainted in the mine but thank god its just 200 gs

[cobalt hare]

diamantium

[calm sandal]

iridium

[past bronze]

iridium?

[jade beacon]

iridium 💀💀

[past bronze]

💀

[jade beacon]

he got the last part right

[calm sandal]

it sure is the highest 'tool'

[plain patio]

Pls fogib me
I'm already 23, my memory isn't what it used to be

[tacit totem]

Wait, what the heck

[jade beacon]

yus i forgib u

[tacit totem]

Sweet gem berries are amazing

[past bronze]

yes we fogib u

[jade beacon]

dont fall into the trap, sweet gem berry not worth

[past bronze]

🤨

[dry notch]

Why is pierre closed during wednesdays bruh that has got to be the most inconvenient thhng ever

[tacit totem]

Why?

[jade beacon]

i know what he does

[tacit totem]

The return is nutty

[cobalt hare]

why did my cat just hop

[noble path]

Oh yeah is it a must to upgrade your house twice once you have a spouse?

[tacit totem]

Why haven't I been visiting the wandering trader like she my gf

[past bronze]

no one tell them what 1 sweet berry can do in the || secret forest||💀

[jade beacon]

i went inside on Wednesday with a certain sumth i cant tell because its post cc and he still has the same routine as tending the shop

[plain patio]

Is there any new places?
I remember there were only the valley and the dessert

[dry notch]

How long is 10 minutes?

[cobalt hare]

[dry notch]

In stardew

[noble path]

Pretty fast

[cobalt hare]

7 seconds

[dry notch]

Cus like when waiting its long but when in the mines it zooms

[noble path]

The time goes by 10 minutes in stardew

[plain patio]

600 seconds

[jade beacon]

its not always on stock, even if it is you are wasting 1000g and 24 days of fall. Pumpkins can sell for better within that 24 days of fall

[noble path]

10:30
10:40
10:50 and such

[past bronze]

time goes zoom in mines bruh

[plain patio]

THAT'S TRUE

Omg I remember speedran that mine in the desert, my best floor was 700ish

[past bronze]

what

[jade beacon]

WHAT

[noble path]

?

[jade beacon]

u lying?

[cobalt hare]

you have to pet your animal 84 times to get to 999 friendship with it

[past bronze]

no lying ..

[jade beacon]

wh a t

[plain patio]

I'm serious

[cobalt hare]

aka 84 days of right clickign your cat

[jade beacon]

are u haboo in disguise?

[plain patio]

I got 900 bombs and basically bombed the shet out if it to descend asap

[jade beacon]

it can be less by watering the bowl everyday

[dry notch]

Sleeping at 1050 am kek

[cobalt hare]

if you don't friendship stays the same

[strong scarab]

pov no jade

[jade beacon]

No jade?

[plain patio]

700 floor
Bail the fk out of there coz it was 1am
Passed out right infront of my bed
"I found you passed out"

Goddamit

[strong scarab]

jade = staircase

[past bronze]

no jade??!

[gusty patio]

Back from lunch and showering

Lunch was bomb and so was the shower.

[cobalt hare]

55 days if you both give the pet water, and pet it

[strong scarab]

just spam staircases w/ jades from ||crystellariums||

[jade beacon]

nice

[past bronze]

took you a whole hour to shower and eat💀

[plain patio]

I got so many holes(ehe) back then

[jade beacon]

💯

[gusty patio]

Shut up, the shower was broken ok

Had to improvise

[jade beacon]

understandable

[cobalt hare]

meaning about 2 months of remembering to feed your animal daily and petting it to get max friendship

which isn't that bad honestly

[jade beacon]

howd you shower with a broken shower

[past bronze]

all im thinking about is you saying WHO BROKE THE FUCKING SHOWER??

[shell elk]

how much money do i want to be able to spend on strawberries?

[jade beacon]

ok math person

[cobalt hare]

i just want my cat to love me

[plain patio]

As much as you can
It'll cover the cost and more

[gusty patio]

One of my friend's friend is simping for a human version of a houndoom, send help.

[shell elk]

i mean what is goal? im at 2.7k and if needed i can sell some of my shit i got from mines

[past bronze]

😥

[west crane]

Hound what

[gusty patio]

Houndoom, it's a pokemon.

[west crane]

Oh

[past bronze]

oh god no

[gusty patio]

https://tenor.com/view/houndoom-gif-5388828

[waxen socket]

Yo quick question please. Can you break chests with items in them or do you have to move them all?

[gusty patio]

This guy, Sebastian's pet fr fr

[past bronze]

nvm I will simp for that

[jade beacon]

is this fr

[cobalt hare]

click the chest with an empty hand over and over again

and it moves by 1 block

[plain patio]

Pokemon and human used to get married

[jade beacon]

zoophile!!!! DNI!!!!

[past bronze]

starts simping

😭

[waxen socket]

Huh sweet thank you

[past bronze]

send help

[gusty patio]

THIS is the one they are simping for

[west crane]

The only way to break chest with item inside is placing them on villager's path

[gusty patio]

Proof

[west crane]

They'll obliterate them

[cobalt hare]

anyone who "simps" for anything is under the age of 14

[clever spire]

i simp for leon kennedy

[past bronze]

nah fam-

[clever spire]

but i think i’m justified leon is hot

[plain patio]

Shet
I simp David Bowie

[gusty patio]

Pretty justified, ngl.

[undone blaze]

What on Earth...?

[gusty patio]

Kinda emo though - Sebastian simp

[cobalt hare]

why would you simp for pixel art

[clever spire]

lmfao 💀

[gusty patio]

There's a reason marriage exists in this damn game

[plain patio]

I mean...Abigail is...

[past bronze]

tell them to stop making pixel art hot

then ill stop lmao

[clever spire]

oh hi wonder

[gusty patio]

Sans kinda.... /j

[clever spire]

totally normal conversation rn

[past bronze]

NO

[undone blaze]

Hellooo!!

[jade beacon]

ew

[cobalt hare]

because marriage was in harvest moon

[gusty patio]

I'M KIDDING I DON'T SIMP FOR A SKELETON

[past bronze]

NOO

[golden rose]

the characters in this game literally look like children lol

[clever spire]

bruh 💀

[undone blaze]

Bones, am i right?

[jade beacon]

yall simping for a pokemon

[plain patio]

Also
Why can't I marry Sandy?

[gusty patio]

Dk

[past bronze]

wasnt talking about in game lmao

[cobalt hare]

meh not really

[plain patio]

Gardenvoir is kinda hot tho

[undone blaze]

When i say incineroar

Oop

[jade beacon]

OK you have a point

[past bronze]

NO😭

[jade beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-pokemon-incineroar-gif-15005633

[gusty patio]

Getting so much fucking pics of my friend simping for a human-fied houndoom, feeling good.

[past bronze]

get help

[gusty patio]

Might do an expose. Feeling like a god.

I regret searching up hot pokemon

[undone blaze]

It's the wink for me

[past bronze]

ima go to sleep

[gusty patio]

I'm simping for the trainers.

[plain patio]

Ok, serious question

Lolla Bunny, yes or no?

[gusty patio]

Raihan and Leon could tear me apart and I'd thank them.

[undone blaze]

No

[jade beacon]

no because lucario

[gusty patio]

No, I like men.

[past bronze]

yes

[undone blaze]

I like men as well

[plain patio]

Username checks out

[gusty patio]

@undone blaze Can you blame me? They both have muscles ok.

[past bronze]

stfu

[cobalt hare]

everyone shut up and look at this starfish

[undone blaze]

Nope

[jade beacon]

get help

[undone blaze]

I simp for Raihan as well

[gusty patio]

https://tenor.com/view/raihan-pokemon-gif-19196115

https://tenor.com/view/leon-champion-gif-24424271

[past bronze]

we should probbbb stop before mods yell at us again

[gusty patio]

Pretty boys fr

[jade beacon]

leon is ez i beat him in 1 go

[cobalt hare]

they need to yell at yall

[undone blaze]

LET'S FARM POTATOES

[gusty patio]

Kk

[cobalt hare]

this is so offtopic and embarrassing

[gusty patio]

Potatoes nice, I can eat fries

[past bronze]

should I sleep or look at chat and play game

[jade beacon]

farming good pierre bad i like leah

[gusty patio]

What fuckin time is it

[cobalt hare]

0

[past bronze]

1:37 am

[undone blaze]

What game

[cobalt hare]

0 o clock

[gusty patio]

Get to fucking bed

[golden rose]

Why is there an achievement for going Joja route but not CC

[cobalt hare]

i'm going to bed at 3am

[past bronze]

kirby

[jade beacon]

its 1:37 pm for me

[gusty patio]

Bro same

[undone blaze]

1:37 pm here as well

[jade beacon]

what

[gusty patio]

Furzona must be somewhere in America

[jade beacon]

do we live in the same country

[past bronze]

[gusty patio]

We either live in the same country or near.

[cobalt hare]

you probably live in the same continent

[past bronze]

time to play game

[undone blaze]

Yes, because I've already caught you speaking the same language

[gusty patio]

Nah, I went to another country in my continent and their time is behind by a few minutes.

[cobalt hare]

timezones are seperated by 24 segments of lines on a flattened map for every hour of the day

[jade beacon]

nah bcoz my country has the same time as china or sumth and i doubt yall are in china

[golden rose]

I live in PST

[undone blaze]

Dances around in pst

[gusty patio]

If we was in china we'd be on chinese discord

[jade beacon]

i live in ur walls

[past bronze]

come out

[jade beacon]

are u pipino

[gusty patio]

Opo pare.

[jade beacon]

no i need the wifi password

[undone blaze]

Yes i am cucumber

[past bronze]

eatagirl222

[jade beacon]

thanks 💀

[gusty patio]

Bayang magiliw plays in the background

[undone blaze]

I keep getting surprised when I see another filipino

[past bronze]

💀 ..

[gusty patio]

We literally dominate internet population.

I think.... I'm not sure but there's like a lot of us on the internet.

[undone blaze]

Apparently

[jade beacon]

we r everywhere

[past bronze]

guess who moved to america and regrets it?

[gusty patio]

You.

[undone blaze]

even in the walls

[past bronze]

😭 america is so weird tf

[gusty patio]

even under the bed

[jade beacon]

we made the bts biot thing and the whole internet hated us for a short period of time

[gusty patio]

I wasn't an ARMY during that time

During that time I was like "tf they talkin about."

[undone blaze]

I honestly didn't understand what was happening then i was too busy simping

[cobalt hare]

are you in europe or asia, somewhere around russia? (i havent read the chat)

[jade beacon]

optimum pride

[jade beacon]

too far lmfaoo

[gusty patio]

Asia my g.

Godamnit they are still simping

[undone blaze]

RuURGHURGRHUR

[cobalt hare]

i'm gonna need you guys to respectfully stop now

[gusty patio]

https://tenor.com/view/recycled-material-costume-national-costume-philippines-pinoy-laban-gif-12011530

[past bronze]

y'all in good places while im in america🤓

[gusty patio]

Philippines ain't that good either.

Pulls out list You want reasons? We got reasons.

[undone blaze]

It's not much better here 😭

[jade beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/pinoy-ka-pala-pre-billy-alfonso-z4apnu-gaming-kabayan-pinoy-ka-pala-gif-17736690

[cobalt hare]

USA is the inferior version of canada

[vernal ginkgo]

pare

[cobalt hare]

i am american, not canadian

[jade beacon]

you shouldve known how bad our elections was #leni

[strong scarab]

true

[past bronze]

😭

[cobalt hare]

ANYWAYS starfish again

[gusty patio]

Government wants 90% f2f and 10% online :')

[jade beacon]

ok bye ligo na ko

[gusty patio]

Adios pare

[past bronze]

alright stupid test, where is france ??

[jade beacon]

im not ready yet

[undone blaze]

I'm going to go play league

[gusty patio]

Maybe I shouldn't have pinoy pride if this is the country I have pride for

[cobalt hare]

in europe, with the other european countries

[gusty patio]

Near Spain.

[golden rose]

Hmm yes, every 60 seconds in Africa

[gusty patio]

I remember jackshit about geography

[past bronze]

omg thank you, someone said in japan😭

[cobalt hare]

france is near italy

[silent cedar]

to the top left of norway but its actually in the upper right quadrant of canada

[gusty patio]

How tf would the french share their place with Japan

[undone blaze]

Ohayou, mademoiselle

[golden rose]

Quebec

We do not mention Quebec

[past bronze]

😭 idk

[cobalt hare]

this is not at all correct

the top left of norway is water

[gusty patio]

It's like trying to make North Korea share a place with fucking Argentina.

[silent cedar]

its extremely correct idk what u mean

[past bronze]

💀 ..

[cobalt hare]

it's time to grab myself a bucket and start squeezing the juices out of my cow

[gusty patio]

sigh Ihms.

[cobalt hare]

i placed the milk in a cheese machine

[jade beacon]

80k KARMA ON REDDIT WOOOO

[undone blaze]

consume

consume the cheese

[jade beacon]

no throw them at a lake

best way to catch fish

[undone blaze]

U can save it for recipes too

[jade beacon]

whats pumpkeroonie

[undone blaze]

Sell it for now tho if you have not much use for it

[cobalt hare]

cheese is an amazing food source

[undone blaze]

It's what I call pumpkins

[jade beacon]

no sell ur 30 sap

[cobalt hare]

do not

[jade beacon]

thats like 1000g

[undone blaze]

Yeah don't

[jade beacon]

/j

[undone blaze]

Turn it into fertilizer first

Then sell it

[jade beacon]

gift

[cobalt hare]

instead tell me why my fucking package was delayed even though it said it was gonna be here yesterday

i need my teen suicide vinyl

[jade beacon]

i cant with ur farmer its so simple but cute

im stealing ur idea bye

[cobalt hare]

i'll probably be changing the outfit up soon

[undone blaze]

I took it and ate it

[cobalt hare]

i have no ideas of what to do especially since there's no outfit editor

[gusty patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/595259827199016984/801212104581316608/8D2ED260-C78E-4A08-8415-F4C37C0981EF.gif

[cobalt hare]

i'm about ready to just install a mod and spend my precious time making a website for it myself

which could actually be cute

sigh

time to start on another stupid project i won't finish at 2am once again

i'll show it if i ever finish it

[calm sandal]

cant stop watching the cat

[cobalt hare]

yay smapi installed

[terse wigeon]

What’s the fastest way to get large Eggs and milk

[frail zenith]

The seller dude in cindercap forest

[agile pier]

Buy and pet animals

[frail zenith]

I got milk from them

Yeah

[shadow sierra]

pet ur pets

[cobalt hare]

travelling merchant, if she's not selling it then you have to get a coop and barn

[terse wigeon]

I’ve bin petting them for the last in game week and they got half a heart

[agile pier]

You can but it's unlikely it's more reliable to just buy animals

[cobalt hare]

then you just pet your animals and feed them daily

[frail zenith]

Idk just get barns/pens and chickens/cows its easier

[terse wigeon]

I got deluxe barn and coop so … Autofeeders

[agile pier]

It takes a bit but the fastest way is with grass outside while petting

[agile pier]

Grass makes them happier

[terse wigeon]

Ok

[shadow sierra]

they need to smoke some grass

[terse wigeon]

wasn’t use to grass it was just winter

[agile pier]

You can plant small patches of grass on winter 28th and it will grow to like 40 on spring 1st

[inland ore]

o indeed

[glass ingot]

What’s the best way to get a sturgeon

[inland ore]

did my brother get on here?

I told him not to text or chat at all and just play games but he doesn’t listen and i fell asleep so sorry to everyone if he bothered you

[agile pier]

As long as you're fishing in the mountain lake in summer/winter before 7pm you have a chance

There's no real way to speed up fishing

[shadow sierra]

its ok hes cool

[agile pier]

You can release other fish but it doesn't speed it up hy much

[inland ore]

anyway random question: what’s everyone’s favorite crop in each season and why? i’m trying to figure out what i want to plant bc i’m gonna plant like 100 of each and try to get my first giant crops

[terse wigeon]

Couldn’t you also use magic bait?

[agile pier]

Yes but that's late game stuff spoiler it

[terse wigeon]

English is sometimes weird like Wed nes day

[cinder mason]

Farming 10!!!!

[agile pier]

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday

What even was asfhgday lol

[terse wigeon]

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Friday Saturday or the Sunday at the end is what I’m used to

[shadow sierra]

spring: potatoes but strawberry for money
summer: blueberries but starfruit for money
fall: cranberries
winter: the

[jade beacon]

the

[terse wigeon]

Like : Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

[shadow sierra]

the crop is the best for winter

[jade beacon]

ikr, didnt know the was so useful until now

[agile pier]

Most people think of the weekend of Saturday Sunday as the end but the actual order has Sunday at the start

[jade beacon]

#learningnewthingseveryday

[agile pier]

Start*

[terse wigeon]

For fall I use Pumpkins cause it makes good juice in Kegs

[shadow sierra]

i learned about the last week

[inland ore]

thanks for that, i’m gonna stock up on the before winter

[terse wigeon]

That’s how I learned it my whole life

[shadow sierra]

by the time i have kegs i usually go full artisan with barn animals and ancient fruits

[cobalt hare]

woohoo mods are now installed

[golden plover]

How much slime does slime hutch produce daily on average when filled to the brim (20 slimes)?

[cobalt hare]

good for me

[inland ore]

ughhh i want to get a stable but it’s so much work

[shadow sierra]

no sadly

[trail nest]

just higher quality (i think)

[worthy kettle]

^

[shadow sierra]

^

[agile pier]

You can only get giant crops from cauliflower, pumpkins and melons just so you know

[cyan merlin]

now i want Big Cheese

[hidden viper]

hi all

[agile pier]

[trail nest]

it should be a mod

[agile pier]

If you x it then the cow cannot become pregnant

[hidden viper]

can you give a present to someone once a week? or is it like 7 days since you gave the last one

Ohh

[cobalt hare]

yayy mods

[hidden viper]

tysm

[cobalt hare]

now i have to spend a bunch of time making a bunch of other shit

[agile pier]

On the friendship tab it will show you how many gifts you've given to everyone this week

[terse wigeon]

What’s the easiest way to get duck feathers?

[golden plover]

ducks

[rancid ferry]

is dino mayo used in any recipe ?

[cyan merlin]

no

[terse wigeon]

What do you need for it drop

[trail nest]

pam...

[agile pier]

Give Pam alcohol before she drives the ||bus|| it works every time

[trail nest]

pam for life

[rancid ferry]

ah , so only for selling

[agile pier]

Higher hearts with duck

[golden plover]

I dunno if im allowed to say it here but its used in ||the lost bundle||

[golden plover]

happy ducks

[cyan merlin]

yeah you need it once then the rest you sell

[terse wigeon]

Like with rabbits ?

And rabbits feet

[golden plover]

Yea

[cyan merlin]

yep, it depends on luck and mood and friendship points

there’s a whole formula on the wiki

[flat jetty]

Why?

[golden plover]

U can also occasionally buy them from the travelimg cart

[cyan merlin]

why you smelling alex

[agile pier]

Alex is the second worst dateable npc

#haleyhate

[golden plover]

Haley is cool

Alex not

[agile pier]

Wrong

[golden plover]

Frick alex

[cyan merlin]

lol the newbies hate haley and the seasoneds love haley

[agile pier]

Haley is annoying asf

[golden plover]

Agreed

Emily is love

Emily is life

[agile pier]

I have like 300 hours in stardew she's just annoying

[cobalt hare]

you have to get to know haley to appreciate her

[agile pier]

I did and she was still annoying

[tired musk]

True but it seems like Emily's high all the time

[charred palm]

How many hearts

[cobalt hare]

that's your opinion

ok

[agile pier]

14

[charred palm]

Nice

[cobalt hare]

lemme correct myself real quick

[agile pier]

I've married most of the npcs

Not Harvey tho he's just there

[cobalt hare]

Dalla I am nervous

[desert zinc]

its cause haley honestly is kinda rude at the start with calling the players clothes ugly but tbh i agree w her, most of the outfit choices look kinda bad

[charred palm]

😭 what's up choco

[desert zinc]

ew

[cobalt hare]

I think I played with fire today and got burned

[charred palm]

Ain't no way I'm ugly in my blue tuxedo with my braids

[tired musk]

Her 5 heart was creepy

[charred palm]

Tell me about it 🥷

[cobalt hare]

I'll DM you

[desert zinc]

why r yall pulling up into a new town as a farmer with a tuxedo on

[cyan merlin]

emily’s sprite is very cute

her portrait tho

[tired musk]

The animators did Harvey dirty

[trail nest]

yeah she has like.. no cutscenes

[desert zinc]

naur id think im in trouble if someone in a tuxedo walks to me

(dis) respectfully id walk away tbh

[torn bolt]

no u pretty, don't believe her

[cyan merlin]

is it just me or he has bad posture

[tired musk]

Not just you

[desert zinc]

harvey looks like he got goggles on

[karmic pecan]

Hiello

[hardy belfry]

Hi

[charred palm]

Asserting dominance

[karmic pecan]

He glasses

[desert zinc]

he kinda does on his overword sprite

[hardy belfry]

What levels do earth crystals spawn in the mines

[charred palm]

♥️

[karmic pecan]

How everyone

[desert zinc]

on his actual potrait he just got glasses

[south scroll]

just did lunch, felling great

[karmic pecan]

One make eyesight good
One make sure eye not die

[balmy rampart]

does anyone have advice for not feeling rushed while playing the game :,) i always feel like i wont have enough time early game bc it feels rly grindy

[tired musk]

Has anyone gotten to 8 hearts with Shane?

[desert zinc]

yeah

[south scroll]

me

[balmy rampart]

yes

[south scroll]

its pretty ez tbh

[tired musk]

It really is

[hardy belfry]

Yep

[south scroll]

i managed to get shane danced with me

[karmic pecan]

||How rude||

[south scroll]

so 8 heart is easy

[tired musk]

Yoo cool

[south scroll]

spoiler!!

[south scroll]

spoiiler it

[tired musk]

My best friend named my blue chicken argyle from stranger things

[desert zinc]

Also dont feel rushed! if you do happen to miss something like a fish theres nothing bad about waiting for a bit till the season comes back. The challenges of people completing cc y1 or making a large amount of money quickly are time consuming asf, even after playing for roughly 2 years ive only done cc y1 once and hate grinding for money

[south scroll]

use the explosive ammo with slingshot on her

[cobalt hare]

LMFAO

[karmic pecan]

Argyle sweater

[tired musk]

Wtf

[south scroll]

wtf

[cobalt hare]

that's from the game files

[tired musk]

Bro tips just give Shane beer

[hardy belfry]

No the ammo doesn't deserve that use eggs

[tired musk]

And Pam yes

[south scroll]

didnt know you can use eggs

[karmic pecan]

If you marry Shane he says he won’t drink beer anymore..
He still has beer as a loved gift after though

[hardy belfry]

Eggs and some fruit and veg

[echo ibex]

Can i play SW on cautolator?

[south scroll]

✨ the more you know ✨

[south scroll]

cautolator

[karmic pecan]

Cockulater

[cobalt hare]

hellooo

[cinder mason]

https://tenor.com/view/skragzire-gif-19722425

[tired musk]

TF

[karmic pecan]

Go to bed

[cinder mason]

Ong she looks like she will tell you off for walking too close to her lawn

[hardy belfry]

What levels do earth crystals spawn on I need mayonase

[cinder mason]

4:30 pm

[hardy belfry]

7 30 am

[cinder mason]

Its tuesday 19th july

[karmic pecan]

1967

[tired musk]

Tuesday 19 July 6:30pm

[cinder mason]

He probably just woke up

[hardy belfry]

I woke up i was bored

[tired musk]

I'm in NZ

[cinder mason]

A fellow aussie

[tired musk]

I'm in NZ

I'm a kiwi

[cinder mason]

oh shit mb

[tired musk]

Sorry bro wish I wasn't though it sucks here

[cinder mason]

I forgot my time xD

?

Doubt it

[hardy belfry]

Nope

[tired musk]

I hate being in NZ

[cinder mason]

Please stop

[cinder mason]

Why?

[cobalt hare]

why

[cinder mason]

cursed

[karmic pecan]

I am canada

[cinder mason]

yes

[karmic pecan]

Whether help

[cinder mason]

you are canada

https://tenor.com/view/canada-canadian-flag-flag-waving-flag-canadian-gif-19134852

[tired musk]

Government

[cinder mason]

This u?

:wheeze:

[silent cedar]

WHAT

[cinder mason]

This was a few days ago 😎

[idle grove]

how did you know

[silent cedar]

a-

arg

[karmic pecan]

That’s the Japan flag

[cinder mason]

https://tenor.com/view/argh-aaaaa-ahhhh-uffff-gif-22375076

[karmic pecan]

CHILL ITS A JOKE

[cinder mason]

is it?

or are you just... stupid?

🤨

[karmic pecan]

I’m gonna turn you into a quesadilla

[cinder mason]

I'll get my Kangaroo on you

[karmic pecan]

I’m get popcorn you

[tired musk]

I'm gonna sit back and watch

[idle grove]

same

[merry echo]

Goodafternoon guys i just woke up😪

[cinder mason]

Go back to bed

[karmic pecan]

Roadkill

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/kotique-cat-tongue-cat-lick-gif-20076599

[tired musk]

I'm on a damn dairy farm that happens all the time

[idle grove]

https://c.tenor.com/Nbox6mi9oVgAAAAM/popcorn-spongebob.gif

embed fail :(

[karmic pecan]

They got run over by egg truck

[cobalt hare]

i hope you are enjoying this

[karmic pecan]

Can I have a goat

Also no why would I enjoy that

[merry echo]

Don't wanna I have to play😴

[karmic pecan]

Kobra’s

[idle grove]

I just got an iron bar from a trash can??

[stray moss]

night ripper from puppet combo

[silent cedar]

Yes. Goats are kobras

[karmic pecan]

Yum

[silent cedar]

damn thats nice

[tired musk]

Nice

[calm sandal]

how to have bday suit in sdv

[dusky dirge]

AYO

[karmic pecan]

Despacito?

[dusky dirge]

ohh that's nice! I never check trashcans

[silent cedar]

Desperado is a correct spelling

[south scroll]

des....pa...CITO

[cobalt hare]

me violently shitting

[karmic pecan]

You can get garbage hat from bin

[west crane]

Stop

[karmic pecan]

stop

[cobalt hare]

me when i smell that ZAZA🍃

[dusky dirge]

I'm gonna check trashcans from now on

[idle grove]

just got jade from a trashcan?!?!?!?!

[karmic pecan]

Stop

[cobalt hare]

aaand blocked

[silent cedar]

yeah, you can get pretty valuable stuff

you can even get diamonds!

[karmic pecan]

You can get rubies from trash cans
And fish
And strawberries

[tender prawn]

did you just send that without spoilers? 😨

[cobalt hare]

it's not nude art

that is taken directly from the files

[cinder mason]

What's zaza

[cobalt hare]

idk if people think CA spent his time recreating player models with every single clothing choice

[cinder mason]

I literally just need a shrimp to complete the crabpot bundle

[silent cedar]

Is there anyone else on the developer team of stardew or is he literally like the only person

[cobalt hare]

he is the only person

[silent cedar]

wtf

[cobalt hare]

when she STANK

[silent cedar]

He created an amazing game for only do it by himself

[cobalt hare]

WHAT IS THIS

[silent cedar]

Even if an entire group created the game, it'd be fantastic so the fact he was able to make it by himself is increidble

100%

[cinder mason]

He was the only dev, but there were designer(s) and the people who wrote the Fandom + wiki, and he probably gets opinions from the big Youtubers like Z or Rinqueen

[silent cedar]

Yeah that makes sense

[novel thistle]

@silent cedar You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[terse wigeon]

For to in game years I haven’t had the hot pepper in the summer crops bundle cause it says HOT pepper and the seeds are pepper

[tender prawn]

no idea

[silent cedar]

oooh 🎉

Every good developer takes advice and ideas

[cinder mason]

He is a literally godsent

[terse wigeon]

It’s 8am for me

[tired musk]

It's not even 7pm for me

[silent cedar]

2:48 am here

nighty night

sleep well

[terse wigeon]

Morning Morning

[silent cedar]

[silent cedar]

good morningg

[terse wigeon]

Good afternoon

[silent cedar]

Not quitee

2:50 am here

[idle grove]

good midnight

[cobalt hare]

i hate sorting chests it’s the most boring and time consuming thing ever

[terse wigeon]

Basically the same thing

[silent cedar]

indeed

[cinder mason]

It's so worth though

[silent cedar]

Well in the end it saves a lottt of time, trust me, you wont regret it

[cobalt hare]

IKb

that’s why i’m doing it but i’m sooo bored

[tired musk]

Very

[cobalt hare]

this fit honestly goes hard

[late spade]

[silent cedar]

that looks cool

[cobalt hare]

and it’s so annoying trying to figure out what to classify the chests

[cobalt hare]

no it doesn't

[late spade]

Nice

[cobalt hare]

please stop complimenting it it was a joke

[late spade]

My main character looks too much like shane, a jacket and a beanie

[silent cedar]

Seeds, Minerals, resources, Forageables, Fruit, Fish, Weapons/trash, Artisian goods, Foods, Animal products

[late spade]

Twins

[silent cedar]

This is basically the chests that I have

[terse wigeon]

I just unlocked Emily’s sewing machine and I made two blowfish masks one for me and the other for my horse

[late spade]

You need white boots and it's done

[desert zinc]

me when i just have 3 chests, things that would be somewhat related to nature chest, a mines chest, a fishing/miscellaneous chest

[silent cedar]

Also, make sure to create atleast 2 fruit chests, there's a lot lol

[silent cedar]

so unorganized

[cinder mason]

How do you upgrade placed buildings?

[silent cedar]

like its not horrible but gjgkfl

[desert zinc]

its very organized to me !!

[silent cedar]

pretty sure robin can do that

[cobalt hare]

i guess it works

[desert zinc]

crops get thrown into the fridge and the mini fridge gus gives

[silent cedar]

Well as long as it works for you thats what matters . Overall i'm not a fan of taking time for organization, especially in real life, but in video games it makes my life 100% easier

[late spade]

Nice

I like it

[desert zinc]

true

[south scroll]

it needs undershirt

[terse wigeon]

LETS GOOOOO

[desert zinc]

I like my 3 chests bc i hate going through 7 chests remember why im even there in the first place

[cobalt hare]

undershirt?

[silent cedar]

o.o what happened

[south scroll]

better

[silent cedar]

I label my chests for that reason :P

[late spade]

[terse wigeon]

I got large goat milk and cow milk my greenhouse is coming

[late spade]

I have chests all over the place, ones in the middle of my path

[silent cedar]

ooh awesome! I was fortunate enough to get large milk from the travelling cart so now I dont have to deal with cows

[south scroll]

it showed the lower neck part and its ugly

[desert zinc]

1 item isnt gonna help me remember what i was wanting fo craft atm 😔 maybe im just dumb(i am)

[terse wigeon]

WAIT

[silent cedar]

Well fair enough, and it doesnt make you dumb, everyones brain just processes stuff different

[south scroll]

nooooo i like the previous one

[terse wigeon]

This

Is pure pain

[cobalt hare]

that's not in the game though unfortunately lmao

i don't think greyscale boots are either

[silent cedar]

😭 lmao

[south scroll]

theres dark boots

its black

[silent cedar]

Do sheep create more wool than rabbits?

[terse wigeon]

Thankfully I’m in spring 21

[desert zinc]

Sheeps make purely wool

[south scroll]

dont buy sheep

[late spade]

Rabbits create wool?

[silent cedar]

Ah alright

[south scroll]

wabbits way better

[silent cedar]

why nott 😭

[cobalt hare]

i wish i could see those in the files but the "shoeColors" file is just a palette

[silent cedar]

Like I know rabbits still produce it, but if sheep help me get cloth quicker then i want thatt

[noble path]

if i wanna keep harvey happy as a spouse can i just give him coffee(his beloved)

[desert zinc]

Rabbits make wool but give rabbit feet (aka sheeps are bad bc no universal loved itemaside from penny)

[south scroll]

coz wabbits also has a chance of dropping rabbits foot

[silent cedar]

probably lmfao

If he loves the item there should be no issue

[south scroll]

while sheep just wool

[cobalt hare]

i assume every shoe in the game consists of only four colors though

[south scroll]

and wool is useless\

[desert zinc]

sc cloth grind my beloved

[late spade]

I was just gonna get rabbits cause hayley mentioned them once

[silent cedar]

i mean yeaa

[cobalt hare]

I FINished sorting my chests

[silent cedar]

CLOTHH

[cinder mason]

Are|| mushroom trees|| worth keeping? Like They don't help THAT much, and I've done the bundles that are used it

[silent cedar]

You can put a tapper on them and get a mushroom every single day

and overall they're quite pretty

[cinder mason]

I know I do

[silent cedar]

I'd keep them personally

[south scroll]

sheep bad, wabbits yes

[silent cedar]

But if you dont want them / they are taking up your space, feel free to destroy

[terse wigeon]

If you don’t chop the trunk than put a torch behind it looks like a candle

[silent cedar]

nooo

[desert zinc]

the runs i be doing in there give me like 20 cloth per visit

[south scroll]

AND WHAT IS CLOTH USED FOR

[cobalt hare]

yup

[cinder mason]

Tailoring

[south scroll]

USELESS STUFF LIKE MILL

[jade beacon]

[desert zinc]

FUNNY CLOTHING LIKE GAUDY SHIRT !!!

[silent cedar]

CLOTHES!!!

[late spade]

Is cloth worth selling?

[silent cedar]

I WANT TO MAKE A LOTTT OF CLOTHES

[south scroll]

thats why rabbits better coz it has byproduct

[silent cedar]

I want to have like 5 chests full of different shirts and stuff

[south scroll]

WABBITS IS CUTER

[desert zinc]

me when dresser exists 😔

[silent cedar]

wear different outfits every day

[silent cedar]

true, but i dont have that yet

I need to add it to my room once I get it

[late spade]

[calm sandal]

im the type who doesnt care fashooin

[silent cedar]

i loveeee fashooin

[south scroll]

look at this wabbit

[cobalt hare]

i can make any outfit in the game

[silent cedar]

i want to make cute outfits constantly

[south scroll]

aint it cute

[strong scarab]

what do y'all play stardew on? (PC/Switch/XBOX/Playstation)

[cobalt hare]

someone give me a color idea and i can probably make it

[south scroll]

cuter than sheep

[silent cedar]

laptop, and my laptop overheats

[strong scarab]

green

[calm sandal]

pc superiority

[golden plover]

Switch

[desert zinc]

pc normally, i have it on switch and ps though

[strong scarab]

ah dam, my laptop is always overheating
this is the cpu temp in celsius btw

[silent cedar]

80C?

[frozen cedar]

I play on my ipad since I don't have any other device apart from my phone ofc

[strong scarab]

yup

[silent cedar]

Idk how hot my laptop gets but it burns me to the touch sometimes

[south scroll]

reverse rainbow

[silent cedar]

Is 80c like, okay for it to get that hot?

[strong scarab]

ye, it's hit 100 C before

[calm sandal]

i like the numbered color heats

[silent cedar]

Oh maybe my laptop is fine then!

and its just normal for it to get hot like that

[strong scarab]

according to this specific manufacturer and CPU brand, it's only bad if my CPU ever hits 105

[silent cedar]

oh alright

[strong scarab]

it's different depending on what CPU you have

[silent cedar]

I need to get something which can help me figure out the temp

[south scroll]

thermometer

[strong scarab]

https://www.alcpu.com/CoreTemp/

this is what i use

[silent cedar]

idk what any of this means

[strong scarab]

oh alright

it's pretty good, not the best thing ever but decent enough

[silent cedar]

ty

[strong scarab]

this is mine

[merry echo]

Time I started planting:7:28am
Time I finished planting: 12:40am

[strong scarab]

ayo? how many crops?

[calm sandal]

thats very good but very hot

[strong scarab]

indeed

[calm sandal]

literal hot

[strong scarab]

@calm sandal look what it came with

[calm sandal]

not 3080? daw

[strong scarab]

its a laptop .-.

[calm sandal]

u rite

[silent cedar]

this is what it says rn, idk if thats good or bad

[strong scarab]

this was like $2,000 of my money that i saved for an entire summer and then some

[strong scarab]

that's good for your cpu

[silent cedar]

So is 69C the max it should get?

Or is that the max it has reached thus far while having it downloaded