#stardew-valley
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have i been summoned?
or use cjb item mod and get all the lovely mega bombs and explode em
Wood copper iron and oak resin
I always knew I liked you
wdym? how can i make it better
that's why I didn't go for him
but he looks sweet when u marry him
A fellow BARB???!😍😍
just look at thr recipe ingame
The sprinklers overlapped, like 2 sprinklers is watering 1 spot
Oh yes commit chaos
nicki does have the baddest fans 
I didnt even notice until you mentioned it
idk which imma marry yet😭😭
But his bedroom
And they're normal sprinklers except 1, so there's some unwatered tiles
you could try to get it so alll of your sprinklers are watering all their avaliable crops and not have them overlap
u can go for sebastian or elliot, maybe emily, she looks fun
Yeah true
that's one of the reason why I didn't marry him
hmm i could try that but do i have enough space for it?
how late into growth is too late to put tree fertilizer?
Definitely get more quality sprinklers tho,Basic ones suck
yas
Its never too late
Unless its fully grown
If you don’t, you can expand out a little bit. No matter what farm layout you are on, you should have plenty of room for some sprinklers.
can i still trigger seb’s 8 heart event if its snowing instead of raining or do i gotta wait til spring
Basically unless it’s a fully grown tree
Iirc you need spring but im not sure
oh
Yo goodnight y'all.
goodnight!
goodnight
night
Night
gn!!
❤️ 
Gn
Clint wishes you a goodnight
Now im never sleeping
Lol
what the fuck lmao
that scared the sh-t out of me
wherre do i download
Please images arent loading
In the files section.
Are u playing on android
👍
impressive
the wizard is so easy to give gifts too
where is that
I always have his loved items, but I struggle to make myself walk all the way over there.
i usually forget
There should be a thingie that let you see something like this.
same
This
im on mobile :/
Its so out of the way
That's why i said that there should be a thingie.
Yeah. I usually only stop by on my way to the hatmouse. Priorities, yknow
Same
oh i found it thank you @torn bolt
Sure 
if anyone wants to watch my gameplay go to cindersap forest 😄

wizards tower*
i hate everything about this mana
Ruhi hi
guys i grew some gras by marnies ranch for hay but its not growing can you not grow grass anywhere else other than the farm?
I don’t think grass planted outside the farm will spread or grow. Iirc
damn alright thats kind of dumb imp
what abt trees
cuz i just planted some at the train station to put tappers on
yes
they do grow?
it willl grow
ok thanks
Trees will grow in places like the spa area and bus stop. You can plant trees a lot of places
k thanks
people have made a tapper farm in quarry too
anywhere to make a grass farm though
Your farm
cuz i dont have space on my farm
grass farm??
yea for hay'
buy ir from marnie
it wont grow i alr tried at marnies ranch
But they won’t spread, no?
ig imma just use the winter glitch then
just invest a small corner of your farm for it, like it doesnt have to be a lot of space but just enough so you can have a way to get hay
Sometimes I put grass in my own house
thats what i did and also where my animals are fenced in
well, the only way is to get some space in your farm
imma just do the winter glitch where it like maxes out
that's it
what are the odds of getting a dinosaur egg in spring year 1?
because that sure just happend lmao
😭😭
I sold mine in year 1 because i didn’t know what it was lol
how do you get it??
treasure chest, fishing
I've never gotten one before and I'm on year 3 😭
awh D:
will do! saving up for upgraded coop now
laughs in nightmares
shouldn't you be asleep
SAME
Nope
what is this guy?
Have to wake up early and do a lot of shit today
special slime
WOO 🤝
CONGRATS 🤝
Special slime, gives a weapon or equipment
or a ring
Exam in 4 hours with a travel time of 1-2
RUHI GO TO BED
*3 hours
oh wait don't
Nah it's too late now, i am going to bed
ruhi go bed </3
this is the first and only time i'll say this but ruhi don't go to bed 😂
I failed the entrance test to my dream uni cause of you and choco 
LMAO B2B garbage super cucumbers
not meeeee
NICE
note to self dont give it to the mayor this time

next stardew update should add the ability to eat mayor lewis' pants after cooking them in a furnace
what
Damn that sucks and I’m genuinely sorry, but on the other hand… skill issue
skill issue you need to find a rebound uni
but fr fr sadge
ruhi's joking lol
I have several already 
eating a butter chimkenm pie rn
Remember to water your plants
Goog
no
And wash your hands after playing with dirt
never
you remind me of my uncle somehow
i think he was in the mob
wich one
Mining 8!!
important questuon, can you put lewis' shorts on display after making them wearable?
the dream stans or radical furries mob?
i mean different areas constitute different base behaaviour
i live in an area heavily populated with mongrel mob boys
at the fall fair?
Guys I'm going to sleep have a great day and evening 🐈🐈
yep
Help???
bad dreams <3
yes, you'll get 750 points aswell
mald
How did this happen
if you don't have iridium quality items i'd recommend doing that
wow
LEARN TO MAKE FRUIT SALAD
I wanna go to skull cavern but cant
thats because you didnt lose the fruit salad
how many strawberries seeds should i buy?
spirits are mad cause no fruit salad
a lot of seeds
yes
They angry
109
i just wished on a comet for a baby; will a baby come?
i bought 275
what
hang on if my charecter is female can i become pergenant
im married to maru
idk
pretty sure yeah
sex time
does it cause any debuffs

ok so will the baby come from a comet?
no clue honestly
but i don't think so?? I've seen some extra dialogue but idk
why'd i get a random steam friend invite from some spanish chick
You don't get pregnant the baby just appears one day
Other than being pregnant?
Scam maybe
like does being pregant cut how much energy you have or lessen the effects of food or slow you down or whatnot
No
they have 1K hours in stardew tho.....
Damn brother, living the high life you are
i got them stardew hoes
not this one tho
that can’t be right you can only have one hoe at a time
Congrats on acquiring bitches
no i still jus thave the starting hoe
dang, does it dig for gold
nah fam im father christmas
Ho ho ho
time to decline their friend request
stardew valley jumpscare
Based
Married to the grind I see
AAAAAH FUCK MAN THAT WAS SCARY
im on the grind for the perfect drang in destiny 2 my guy
I too was once on the destiny grind
you should still be on the destiny grind brotha. new content coming tomorrow.
is the lucky lunch from the shop east of marnies farm worth it? for fishin?
not for fishing
FISHING UJAFBHuocnaubeuofj I FUCKING LOVE FISHING
huh
for ||skull cavern runs|| sure but fishing food is the only thing needed for fishing
Lucky lunch for fishing?no,for mining?absolutely
wait we are allowed to swear here?
hell yeah .-. just not a lot
Yeah its PG 13
i mean i thin swearing requires context
if i where to swear at somone offensivly i think that would be considered bad
If you arent swearing at someone to offend them then you can swear
aight so its reasonable rules
absolutely the fuck not
True
< i hate this person
But why
I’d have to start destiny 2 from scratch again
and i now dislike you because of your hate towards a fictional character
Ah yes,sdv spouse debate
i disliked regular show anyways
new content? dont explain wrong channel
Well random humor isn’t for everyone
i only have the username cuz my friend has the name rigby
ah, resonable
uh
Oh matching profiles
FISHING?!???!!!! I LOVE FISHING
Me when fish money
FISHING IS LIFE
except when the corn needs watering
🤝
why is my computer stuck playing the stardew rain noise (im nto complaining its nice)
Ugh corn
You have my respect mr ghost man
Ok i am torn between pursuing marriage with abigail and further pursuing marriage with emily. please debate
Until you hear that weird "OOOooo" noise
marry emily to spite clint
i like clint tho
Why
no its just the rain noise stuck on loop, i dont even have stardew open rn
Marry Emily
Oh thats pretty cozy
merits of character people
i dislike you a little bit more with each word i read
They are both interesting partners however I do love Emily because she hits quite different compared to the others
yeah but why is it doing this?
im going to marry linus (and if i cant im going to make a mod that lets me and also adds brioche bread)
No idra
i like emily cuz the zen shit she's got going on but i find abigails occult &video game obsession and ||possible relation to the wizard|| very interesting
the spoilers a theory i saw online
Abigail does eat rocks
"your daughter calls me daddy to"
i was so confused when i gave her quartz
Oh yeah a pretty popular theory,and it fits a lot
and i literally just caught her || walking away from the wizards hut like|| what
||She stood there for hours||
Hahaha
Oh yeah she hangs out on that area sometimes, she says ||she feels connected to that place||
shes the reincarnated mother
Wonder what does that mean? 👀
i like the fact that the wizard ||confirms the canonical existence of mermaids during the luau event||
it means theres a stargate buried there
u get to see the actual mermaids
spoiler
....how is that not a spoiler.
I mean you literally use a ||mermaids pendant|| to get married
Read the pins
i literally havent gotten there yet
Events arent spoilers
thats actually stupid imo
it isnt a spoiler that im not allowed to share
I agree spoiler rules are dumb
Ehh some things are kinda hard to get but arent spoilers somehow like ||the sewers|| or ||legendary fish||
I mean like I could be at the stage where I didn’t know you could get married, so this would be a spoiler for me
Still spoilered them just in case
help
events should be spoilers. new-farmers is for people who want to avoid spoilers and most of those people havent finished a year yet
Hey welcome
what do u need help with
whats considered a weaker monster by the oil of garlic thing
hi welcome
Also nice pfp
IF FIGURED IT OUT
you never say that to me???
my computer isnt actually making the stardew valley rain noise
abigail feels childish to me and emily kinda weird so uh take that as you will haha
my game doesn´t start
Most of the monsters in the mines iirc
Because your not neew
thats a fundamental mechanic of the game, not a spoiler. an event is literally something i need to get far into the game to see. the concept of marrying someone in this game is self-evident from the tag (single) everywhere
I almost at 100h mark yet still spent hours on the wiki lol
its making the emote's fire noise in destiny 2 that just happens to sound similar
Damn rekt
Probably a question for #vanilla-tech-support
Events aren't a part of the game damn
i should also state now that im not actually mad, just debating
I am malding
I believe it just stops all monsters from spawning except in a thing I can’t talk about bc spoiler
You didn't change it

5 days and no crocus

Coping and seething skipped?
??? how are events not a part of the game they are literally in the game
AWWWWWWWW CHARLIE IS FOLLOWING JAS
Nah a few still spawn like ||serpents and mummies??|| idk i cant remember
It good tho 
It's too late now Jerry
oh yeh my b i should have asked in seasoned farmers i thought that was the chat i was in lol
Angel is becoming a demon to hunt you down
You said they're not a fundamental part of the game 
oh it stops ||sc from being infested ||
I think they mean events arent a core mechanic or something that reveals something huge
I'm sorry come back 

What’s your guys favorite non romantic character
krobus
I might have made him a demon

Oh yeah it prevents infested floors
yea
Run pickles run
Here's spoilers for you, the deepest you can get in the mines is ||floor 120||
Hello look at Evelyn shes amazing
Also gus
ok gus is amazing
I am adding pickled a cat to my nickname and then pinging you every time someone new asks about it
the events are just there for fun tbh. honestly you can skip them all and it doesnt do anything, like the flower dance
Gus should be the mayor
sdv has an interesting mix of really likeable characters and really dislikable ones
True
Thats genious
The fall fair literally sells a stardrop 💀
u need the events for rarecrows

i also know 2 other places i can get one 👀
Flower dance +1 Heart with your dance parter!

We have bitches like Pierre and Angels like Evelyn,its so unbalanced and i love it
You need all of them for perfection
yeah for sure
i said a mechanic, fundamental mechanics in the game arent spoilers. if anything, if you dont know marrying exists, you SHOULD be told. but an event is something meant to be experienced, and hence information about it is a spoiler.
at this point im arguing for a rule change lmao
ok u are
but if ur not happy with the spoiler rules then u don’t have to look here in this channel

i dont really care for that because this is new farmers who are learning. not seasoned who care about perfection. ive already played enough to know these things and looked up on the wiki too, but im just here fun, dont care about getting 100% perfection
Game changers in general are spoilers so,i can see it
Ok
im out ☮️
Bai Bai
wtf
thing is if it does get changed, ppl are get confused already about spoiler rules so imagine after

"suck it up or leave" is an unnecessarily close-minded viewpoint. and as I said, im not actually angry like bruh its just mermaids, but i think its important to debate this stuff.
yea i apologise for that
woohoo Igot a purple mushroom 🙂
I love those mushrooms
True
So when i said this
Starfruit wine sells for a lot of gold
Is it a spoiler?
I've had 2 people respond to me with full paragraphs in the last few seconds 
those r pretty mushrooms
there’s rules like u can follow them or not but there do b consequences
sorry u got ur mermaids spoiled but idk I just be following the rules
All I need is a nautilus shell to complete that bundle
Very indirectly yes
Rip pickle
like u can’t just not follow rules cuz u don’t feel like it
Tbh tho
if you go into a site/forum/chat of a certain game or movie and don't expect to see spoilers, even accidentally then idk
like you can kinda expect to be "spoiled" if you're doing anything online related to something
people be so intense sometimes
u should be a teacher bc then you’ll get ppl writing paragraphs to u all the time
anyone have tips for Y1 ( almost Y2) player?
i think it's good to spoiler anything that you think is particularly 'special' about the game, but it's not hard required in itself, unlike the topics outlined in the spoiler guidelines
yknow, that is true, changing the rules might be confusing, but in the long run keeping a bad rule just because it allready exists isnt really a good argument
i think calling it bad is a bit much
is anyone going to reply to my bouncer message?
hi chat
we're discussing it atm
it’s like the easiest rule to follow idk the issue here
hi toby
Oh i usually spoiler ||sewers and legendary fish and starfruit||
someone should learn about spoilers for star fruit
he wants more things to be added to the rules of what has to be spoilers
ooooo
Really changing the spoiler rules over an event that happens in the players first year? Kinda silly ngl
No need to spoiler starfruit.
whats going on?
Under that criteria though
having junimos on the banner would be spoilers
the thing is our old spoiler info was kind of confusing, and 'after CC or X hearts' is very easy to follow for the most part
If i say
Pierre closed at Wednesday
Is it a spoiler?
Best omni geode farming method?
no need to, but its nice to
hewwo
I agree it’s very simple and people still get it confused
guys best lvl 5 mining perk?
+1 ore per vein or chance for gems to appear in pairs
ooooore
8/10 people would probably say ore
1+ ore per vein.
+1 ore per vein
Ore
ok cool ty guys lol
Sure
in the instance of mermaids? yea, bad is a bit much, but its very possible that it could really ruin someones experience about the game to be told major details about an event. like for example, i think its alot better for you to experience || putting the mayors purple "party" pants into the soup on luau|| than it is to read it then do it.
now we need 1 person to say gems for my statistic to be accurate
It doesn't look much, but it'll add up
genuine question but if u don’t wanna know anything about the game why r u in the server
ah good. thats the one i chose yesterday
It's a post cc spoiler 
im super confused by this
SHOOT
Wise choice.
some plp just wanna be part of the experience
If you go far enough anything in the game is a spoiler,so its set on cc rewards and heart events,it makes sense that theres a limit far enough to discuss stuff without the chat becoming just black with spoilers
SORRY
you dont gotta want to know to be a part of the community
can someone fill me in 😞🙄
that doesn’t make sense tho?
tbh a little neat Easter egg being spoilered isn’t really gonna ruin an experience for most
Didn't expect for Choco to be active at this time 😶
thank u 🙏
okay okay, thats actually a good point tho.
it could make this channel difficult
Light spoiler: ||Most of villagers likes cheese||
it is tho. IDK much about Overwatch but im in the OW servers cuz the game's fun to watch. doesnt mean i want tolearn
gems all the way brah
Hey Toby! Nothing is really happening.
Damn... I should've gotten the barn way, way earlier.
Yeah at that point no one would know what the topic even is because everything would be spoilers
What’s the code for the pearl?
today i ||bought parsnips|| from ||pierre|| so that i can ||grow|| them for ||bundles in the cc||
hi angel
15 something I forgor
tbh as a new farmer you are protected from a lot of spoilers already
useful af 
yeah i consider the cc 1/3 of the game
Me, Lucy, nils have all been here for a while and it's really not difficult. And if u want no spoiler restrictions just go to seasoned.
Yeah stares at post cc content
||1-5-4-2-3||
I've been here for a "month"

do u mean the mermaid one or the actual id
CRABULON
THE PERFECT ONE
Mermaid... one?
I totally didnt forget about the mermaids show
Thanks
hey guys, did you know if you click on the stardew icon, you can ||load the game and play||?
YOU CAN GET A PEARL FROM THE MERMAID SHOW?
yes
yp
Yes
oh it's that then
hahahaha
Year 3...
SPOILERS I HAVENT BOUGHT THE GAME YET
Year 1
🤐
OH WAIT THAT'S A SPOILER?
No
Oooohhh
pls
i got it early on tho ?_?
I was juste late to the party.
I'm just saying you missed 2, potentially 3 pearls lol
Only 1 per save file
I missed 3 and even more if you count my deleted saves.
what are pearls actually good for
Minor Spoiler: ||Fiber used in a lot of recipe even at late game, usually required in large number. If you not looking forward to fiber seeds, better save up!||
Huh 
Universal love
I tried getting 2,didnt work,cried and got my free coffee
money and gifts
||cool bed||, universal love and bridal veil
||pretty bed and wedding veil||
so nothing because theyre too rare to gift
Did u know you can get wood from trees
You might only get it 1 per stardew year
i only use them for gifting and tailoring
wait it is? i havent see alot of recipes using it
I'll just say that you missed 2 attempts at pearls 😂
omg veil
Typo totally
Thanks, I'll keep this in mind on my non-stardew hoe marrying save.
How do I get the ||pretty bed||
Its one per save i try it once per year and it never works
woodnt you know
??? spoilers i havent opened game yet
1 per save file
I fail every year cause i forget
||desert trader||
Oh.
Ah ok
tbh the bed is the only thing i use it for
So the only purpose of the mermaid show is to give you a pearl ONCE in your entire save?
||if you use your pickaxe on a small rock, you can get stone||
yeah

||desert trader,its a birch light pink bed,cause birch does that||
wow people these days are just so fucking insensitive literally spoiling everything
Spoiler fail moment,no one saw that shh
Also to give you flashbacks to the forest juice the wizard gives you
Kinda sucks ass for me.
did you guys know
What is one thing you learned, that other people might not know about? Or something you wish you knew before you got so far in the game.
Wow
U can get some more pearls from other methods
spoilers (late game content) : ||clunt||
that return scepter isn’t a spoiler in this channel
do u think it should be
lmfao 💀
is it worth going to spirits eve
that there are community center bundles 💀
How is it not a spoiler?
Spoiler rules crazy af
yes u get a golden pumpkin
absolutely not
no, that's boring
sure
aight so how long does it take clint to upgrade ur axe to copper
Thats the best one,Golden pumpkin
Stop oh my god ):
Read the pins 
||omg really
||
museum stuff should probably be included in the spoiler rules
4 ingame years
2 days I believe, same time it takes for anything
not a heart event or secret note and it’s not a cc reward
why would return septer b a spoiler 💀
up to you, get a golden pumpkin or say yolo and do your own thing
dfirst time upgrading a tool lmao
💀
Omg krobussy is my fav villager and the stardrop he sells is amazing
||cauliflower seeds||
my favorite village too
It's late game...?
guys did u know if u open pierre’s shop u can buy things
LMFAOOO
yeah it’s 2 days but he also takes the tool so u can’t use it
:o bruh what
I'm sorry, what.
OMG REALLY
it’s literally not
||I got Jaz as my secret buddy, what’s one of her favorites||
It's a museum reward 💀
Pink cake iirc
I CAN BUY THAT SHIT AT PIERRE'S WHAT THE FU-
Winter seeds
awww cute! she loves pink cake iirc
rice everyone loves rice
Minor Spoiler:
||Mayonnaise is not used in any bundles or other major quests. So if you already stockpiled them, you can just sell them for extra cash!||
what else aren’t spoilers but feel like spoilers
Yeah it's very average to get 2m and 60 donations by spring y1 day 1
Damn a single letter missing and people jump on it like a bunch of vultures
Most ppl would probably count it as late game since it costs a fair amount.
Legendary fish?
||is|| ||there|| ||any|| ||point|| ||going|| ||to|| ||the|| ||travelling|| ||merchent|| ||once|| ||ive|| ||finished|| ||cc||
Oh no spoiler 😱
true
who stockpiled mayonaise in the first place
okay but thats just ppl not getting stuff together faster
I'm not clicking all of that xD
Also the trash bear for no good reason
uhm
and honey bear?
Honey bear is secret note which isn't a spoiler
Yeh
thats like saying the bus being fixed is post cc cuz thats the last bundle u did like it doesn’t make sense
is there any point going to the travelling merchent once ive finished cc (does this count as spoiler, I can't tell)
"skill issue" in a nutshell
“I didn’t get this until late game” is not a reason for something to be a spoiler
well maple syrup bear
spoilers for late game ||robin loses an axe||
the existence of junimos
rare seed and some other stuff
yall been just making fun of my argument for the last 10 minutes xD
im judging
Isnt that one a secret note reward?does that count?
golly who would do such a thing
Oh wait shit people get it earlier? My bad, thought most of the people got it late game.
i don’t think so
lmfao 💀
Me when special orders board came in decades later because pre 1.5 farm
yeah
bro hasnt met sandy yet ☠️
how often is it suppossed to rain during spring?
yes.
what does the ||golden ||||pumpkin ||do in the fall maze event?
random except ur first spring has some guaranteed rain
People getting the vault bundle done in spring 15 meanwhile
Not too often but it rains quite a bit
At least once y1
It's guaranteed to rain on the third day but the rest is RNJesus
Well i mean XD there will be spoilers to some extent in a community about a certain topic haha. Glad you're taking it lightly tho lol
me being late game in my 1.4 farm then suddenly not even having half the game done
Who is Sandy /srs
it’s like 18.3% per day and guaranteed on spring 3
sell it for money, gift it or tailor with it
Spoiler
Money or gift or tailoring
sells for a bit, it’s a universally loved gift
||never|| ||gonna|| ||give|| ||you|| ||up||
u can sell it, gift it, make a hat
It doesn't do anything. Just deco or for gifting.
Goddamnit I forgot this game has speedrunners.
Dw abt it
it sells for 2500 iirc
tbh I think ur argument got misunderstood
Slowmode is slowly murdering me
lmfao
): well damn
this is 5 words I have one guess about what it is
||
||
Witch hat! 
||never|| ||gonna|| ||let|| ||you|| ||down||
||but|| ||I|| ||will|| ||let|| ||you|| ||down||
I don't want you to get spoilered too much that's why x)
I tried to make it clear at the beginning of my argument that this wasnt an angry thing or something i put my pride on so yea, its all good. and anyways i ended up argeeing with all yall in the end anyways
ok
several people are typing …
Minmaxers planting 500 ||starfruit|| on summer y1 with deluxe speedgro
Chokes to death
||a||||m||||o||||n||||g||||u||||s||
Day 0 (real)
only 500? amateurs smh
Blame slowmode
Well you'd obviously agree with us, our point is always valid /j
||why|| ||:(||
minmaxers completing the cc spring 1 day 1
I thought of the wrong thing once I saw the n.
wdym

omg cute profile pic
Honestly they are a bit slow
chat might be a little chaotic without it
I thought of the slur
wat
bruh
||because I am just a slacker||
aight do i argue with u to get your pride back in its place or do i move on xD
i watched that guy get ||perfection|| in two years and seriously thouhgt i could do it
Ohh thanks, one of my friends recommended it , credits to him ✨
Smh not even completing cc during the intro 🕴️

Yeah true it really would
Incoveniences makes us stronger...or something?
hold up what 
..
he is the best 
Aight do u know what /j is or not cause im confused
I completed the cc before you were pickled and born
xDD
||understandable||
I'm very sorry.
they make us cooler people
Where do I get pink cake lol
first thats post cc and not allowed here second lenin has done it
no no i dont
nothing yet?
:( skill issue 
lenin 💪
It's a tone indicator, there is loads of them but /j means joking
last day of fall 😦
hay all ur grass
do better in chocolatier
same
ah, thats clever i like it. i did detect a tone of jest regardless lmao
Destroy them plants.
You're gonna complete it now before the game releases 💀
or save your time and dont
I actually did that, then collected it from my silo, did it again and have it stored in a chest. got over 1k hay stored up
I am actually the one making it
cut grass instead
The best farming method
Ruhi is CA confirmed???
just for it to be eaten in 14 days and marnies on a business trip
Took time off for a month to see how my community is doing
Yeah shes having some business with lewis for sure...
will the chickens really go through that much hay? 😮
what 
Minor Spoiler :
||Don't buy sheeps! Rabbit are better subtitute for the same cost, they also produces wool & additionally rare chance to give it's precious stuff!||
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT WAS RUHI
yes they eat 58793458329 hay a day
Uh oh my cover has been blown
lol
Thanks bro.
wow what a day of revelations, you’re ca and I’m the entire mod team
buy won and then sell it
Damnnnnn
Woohoo I got my first large egg
sell it
Congrats
Nice job Clarissa
But I respect u tho
You doing cc? You need the large egg for the farm bundle.
oh shit nvm I’m not mods
It's time for the respect to drop Kieran
working on it, slowly.
and one to sell
Hmm you broke your own rules with alts 
gun violence???? omw to bouncer rn
you're sharing too many secrets rn lenin
hottie
Haven't sold a large egg cause I used my only one for the cc but I'll sell it.
True
well
Mods can break the rules 
uh hi hi any tips for new farmers?
Have. Fun.
Well ca doesn't own the server and has no modding capabilities iirc. So technically its not ca's rule
take it at ur pace and dont overwhelm urself
do you get more friendship points for giving new loved gifts or is it the same as giving a repeat loved gift
don’t buy sheep
pay atention to cc its annoying to miss something seasonal and have to wait a year
Plant parsnips on day 1, then plant potatoes then buy strawberries on 13th from the egg festival
Also buy crops needed for cc obviously
Same.
they have no memory u can give seb sashimi for years he'll love u
oh oki
not me missing two spring crops for pantry lol
ive been giving amethyst to emily all season and im up to 5 hearts off it
why?
just wondering if there was a slight difference, good to know
which season u in?
Hmmm... I reccomend to save the grass that doesn't drop fiber (the taller, vibrant green grass you feel me?) You'll need it if you want to own a barn or co-op. Barns and co-op animals can be fed using grass outside OR hay, you can stock up on hay if you get a silo and use your scythe to scythe the longer grass.
oh oki
cuz they suck and u can get rabbits for wool
oh ok thx
whoa lucy reformed
going into winter, season 1 so its fine
i listened to all those people saying to do the cc slowly, it SUCKS complete it as fast as u can
ooo alr thx
whaaaaaa
you can buy those from traveling merchant like half the time
I think doing snips is better for money.
10 potato seeds vs 25 parsnip. Snips better with the limited starting money. after first harvest potatoes
look in the traveling merchant
good luck with completion
Make sure to keg blueberries and cranberries and plant parsnips. As well as buying sheep and using rabbits for profit. /j
pufferfish ez
yeah this
Fuck I'm suffering
Remember when Lucy and hannah summoned Lenin via saying that they were kegging blueberries
Can I buy pink caik from Gus?
oh god the disease is contagious run
Save all that grass for when you get a silo 😄 and you're set for the winter haha
is there any way to take bait out of a fishing rod?
parsnips are slept on they really are one of the biggest money makers in the game
I finally cleared all the grass. just gotta get those trees on the left.
pls let ur animals in the grass
Fr 3m per day
same way you’d put it on
The button to load it in
Day 28 of fall is gonna be wild
cuz i just got an iridium rod and have 99 bait in my fiberglass one
right click on the bait in the rod
Huh whu
Just right click the rod
even more in kegs 😍
Same way as you put it
nice thank u @vivid vessel and @wild moss and @ashen flume
haha It would have been if I didn't farm the grass during the whole season so Its all cleared.
frr people dont realise when u keg and age it its literally the most profitable crop
Np
Casually pings 3 people who are already in chat
bro is aging juice
Lmao ikr @distant sphinx
Damn i leave it for the 28th
Aged salmonberry wine 😋
I think I need more than 4 chests ;-;
i have a whole farm full of it what else would i do 🙄
I DID THAT OH MY GOD
Also those people who never reply but instead ping u constantly @distant sphinx
IT WAS JUST FOR THE SILVER WINE I NEEDED
Why would you keg parsnips?! a keg multiplies the base price!
i made a single salmonberry wine for cc i think
bc you get most profit
exactly so more profit
i can show the maths if u want
DO IT
Same i did salmonberry jelly for my fish
Iridium quality [
] fruit wine

But there is better things to keg!
sigh It's just a vegetable Kami it's just a vegetable Kami It's just a vegetable Kami It's j-
Still waiting for the merchant to be nice and give me a red cabbage
no there isnt?wdym
shhhhhhh
Don't say that around these parts, ajem might arrive
Lmfao that one gets me every time
reason parnip good I’m keg
- money and dolalrs
- grow fast
- get more money from keg
- carry the 1
- yeah
Game plleeeeeeeee-
Pickled snips are better than juice
im the leader of ajems cult 
Shit there's a cult?
i started it all
Godamnit not again
EYYYY I GOT A || DINOSAUR EGG ||FROM FISHING
i am the OG
literallyyyy bc 80x150=42500, so per week you get 42500x7=160000 literally in spring y1. 🙄
Great another rip off Marlon cult smh
ain't no way
We're having a goat cult now huh
I just gotta complete winter bundle and then crafts room is done
WOOOOOOO NIICCCCEEEEE
goats suck
oh boy cults again
NO HALEY CULT I MEAN
this always ends well
im not starting a goat cult what
Ruhi cult
at this point ppl need to start sending out cease and desists
Ikr such an old trend, do they live under a rock smh
send inv
No
literally to that one guy who was telling ppl he owned amc
Silly goofy yh
JAJDJSJWKAKKA 
was it the guy who talks about peanut butter in his bio
Change your nickname to ruhi cultist
boutta call my lawyers
Bro finna get a ||plesiosaur||
That sounds like some sort of line a joja employee would tell you if you didnt buy a membership
what happens if i do
"Cease and desist"
💀 
You join my cult idk
spoilers ||hi||
Don't you just love when your dad sends you 30 stone in the mail?
spoilers ||hello||
spoilers ||gay||
Man must've picked those up from the park or smth
Damnnn how did you know
Ok since its day 28 in fall, Is there anything I should buy in preperation for winter?
is this /j or /srs
my favorite part of stardew valley
Cease breathing. And thrive. 
did someone say seb cult?
||Feast of the winter star|| is the ||gift exchange|| right?
Ofc it's /srs /j
spoilers ||rick astley||
Heaters
i love being GAY and marrying PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER
WTAFFFFFF IM GONNA TAG MODS GET PERMABANNED
got one in my chicken coop already! 🙂
Pickled parnsips are better though! it's worth 40 more gold than juice without artisan, or 60g more with!
this better be worth it im doing it 🧍♀️
same.
don’t mind me just doing a routine homophobe check
Im not reading all that
PIERRE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE
that is extremely sad
Girls so pretty
Too much stuff going on already 
tf
😔
I'm sorry for u :c
I love Sebastian so damn much
ajem has dry humor so i get it
Me when girls
Omg Shane and seb I'm on my knees for u king
Chat's moving too fast as is
Pickles
good
juice
bad
i cant read
not homophobic but u gotta pick better men smh
Wohoo im flying
As a pickle can confirm
Watch slow-mo become 30 secs
Haley and Leah OMG SO LOVELY
Whats the best thing to do during winter? mine? etc lol
Friday and sunday
ah shit, i feel ya! I was home schooled 😦
alex 😍
@ashen flume ikr Morris is much better
ok yea u right
i am MALE and I find SEBASTIAN VERY ATTRACTIVE
Simping
who tf is that 😳😳
esp since I didn't unlock the greenhouse rip
Idk why i tagged nills
ok I think we’re good
HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST DROWNED AND CAME BACK WTF
you could be a unicorn and find Sebastian Attractive
Mobile app glitching out sorry
i wasnt schooled at all!
ok better
you are in love 
Ew
I wasn't born at all!
sebastian ugly
Sebastian is hawt 🤤
No wonder ur counter arguments are always silly
Damn 😭
I pulled a Haley at flower dance
omg literally twinssss
Same tho
why him
i cant believe u called me silly
i thought U KNEW BETTER
Why not him
Ruhi isn't at 4 hearts yet 
🌺

🩰
sebastian L
HES SO EMOOOO AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SEBASTIAN
Welp so much for being able to marry in year one. gotta wait for spring
had to think of someone who is
- male
- better than Pierre
he is the worst
I thought those were legs 💀
Akshwually I called ue counter arguments silly.
NO BECAUSE FROG
What happened to her legs 
literally my kings harvey and clint..
Sebastian? Have you ever watched the never ending story?
im gonna ping ajem
wasn't it Alex? the switch up......
Hi there! Just got the game
Anyone called Sebastian is so offended rn

full of contradictions that one
Miner or geologist
Welcome! Hope you enjoy and have fun :D
nice, you won’t regret it unless you spend extended periods of time arguing in this server
i cant believe u remember thats so sweet
whats the first thing i should do when i have a good amount of iridium bars
omg scaramouche! the newest anemo character

🩱
🦵🦵
Miner
Not that boring, heart events are cool.





