stardew-valley

[jade beacon]

why :(

[dense frigate]

(just marry the goat)

[hollow yoke]

marry the goat for 60 years or wait 44 years

[queen merlin]

because i will be able to

[jade beacon]

NOOO

💍 cries

[jade beacon]

after all, the goat will be here with me until the end

💍

[queen merlin]

did not know rings could cry

[sacred wing]

What's the best summer crop i can v get from pierres

[jade beacon]

marry me

[queen merlin]

blueberry if planted on summer 1

[jade beacon]

blueberry

[hollow yoke]

blueberry best fruit

no, but top 5

[jade beacon]

the plucking sound is <3

[queen merlin]

actually till summer 3

[jade beacon]

if i took clint hostage, no one would care

[somber cosmos]

I'd care

[jade beacon]

what

[somber cosmos]

._. I have spent 3 in game weeks hunting for coal

I have a single wild coal

He is my only source of coal

[jade beacon]

then i will

[somber cosmos]

I don't get it

[jade beacon]

theres no coal emote so pretend its coal

[somber cosmos]

Oh OK lmao

[jade beacon]

i will take all the coal from the world

[somber cosmos]

Please don't kill the coal I only get one every half a year

It's in like 90% of crafing I need to do rn

[gloomy mist]

idk but im never running low on coal

[somber cosmos]

You can take copper tho, I've sold over 500 of the stuff

[gloomy mist]

wtf

[somber cosmos]

Every mine trip I've got at least 90 copper and 0 coal

[gloomy mist]

just bomb all the floors and farm dust prites

[somber cosmos]

Doesn't it take coal to make bombs

[gloomy mist]

i never sell stuff from mining i dont think

[visual quail]

Having good daily luck helps with the coal drop rate too

[jade beacon]

we will make a deal

[vestal birch]

does fencing up your piggies lower truffle production?

[gloomy mist]

as long as they have grass no

[somber cosmos]

I can make a single sad bomb and I bet you it won't provide a replacement coal

[jade beacon]

if you add a goat emote to every sentence you make for a day, i will give you the coal

[somber cosmos]

.... Deal

[jade beacon]

this one

[gloomy mist]

goats are mid

[vestal birch]

thx

[somber cosmos]

Do you even have the power to do that tho

[jade beacon]

[merry echo]

Guys best lvl in the mines to get hard wood i need it badly

[gloomy mist]

secret woods

i have terraria but ive never touched it on my computer

[jade beacon]

I just want haunted chocolatier

[gloomy mist]

i had it on my xbox but i was like 8 its too confusing back then

[vestal birch]

also looking forward to witchbrook

[gloomy mist]

thats illegal im reporting u

[gloomy mist]

whas that

[jade beacon]

you dont have proof

[gloomy mist]

zamn

[jade beacon]

😩

[vestal birch]

pixel style game by chucklefish i think

[gloomy mist]

sounds awful

[vestal birch]

main theme is witchcraft

[gloomy mist]

yeah bc of the new game so attention will change

[vestal birch]

why

[gloomy mist]

i should learn coding so i can do mods

[gloomy mist]

because

[dense frigate]

What kinda mods would you make

[gloomy mist]

No clint mod

I'd replace him with sandy

[dense frigate]

So like the replace clint with a second emily mod?

[serene walrus]

good morning farmers(^_-)≡☆

[spring bison]

Couldn't you just delete clint from the game files?

[dense frigate]

How else would you upgrade and stuff

[queen merlin]

good morning peachy

[dense frigate]

Gm

[spring bison]

You don't

[serene walrus]

ruhiiii hiii

[spring bison]

You download the CJB mod instead

[dense frigate]

Worth it.

[queen merlin]

hiiii

[drifting field]

goodmorning peachy

[serene walrus]

[static canopy]

spawner, cheats

[cobalt hare]

Does the 1.5 update add that secret place in the sewer

[serene walrus]

howdy lumpy

[queen merlin]

i spawned in a steel hoe to get rid of smth from the ground once

[spring bison]

what secret place

[cobalt hare]

It looks like a forest

[queen merlin]

then i could not get rid of the hoe instead

[spring bison]

It isn't in the sewers

[static canopy]

why not drop it into the water

[dense frigate]

Cant

[queen merlin]

put it in a chest and let demetrius walk over it? the hoe exits the chest and flies at you like a homing bug

[spring bison]

But is level 40-49 of the 1.5 mines.

[serene walrus]

you can’t drop tools :P

[crude tapir]

no thats like 1.1 if you mean what i think

[static canopy]

aw

[cobalt hare]

i need a video that has all 1.5 features i don't care about spoilers anymore i just want to know what i can't do in mobile

[dense frigate]

pick up chests and ship anything can get rid of it if you're using those, pretty common mods

[jade beacon]

its alr

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-allen-apparently-i-did-well-jungle2jungle-gif-14044634

[serene walrus]

sus

[spring bison]

I haven't done it tho

[queen merlin]

in the end i put in a chest and stashed it behind some trees

[spring bison]

gonna do it rn

[dense frigate]

💀

[quiet compass]

thats what i did once I got the ||gold scythe||

[neon bobcat]

Please keep in mind that discussion of piracy is not allowed in this server.

[static canopy]

wait why not put in in the chest in ||skull cavern|| at different floor?

[serene walrus]

exactly what i did for trimmed lucky shorts lol

[queen merlin]

lmao

[distant sphinx]

A whole chest of shorts

[serene walrus]

😂

[spring bison]

@serene walrus

[queen merlin]

36000 shorts

if the shorts stack ig

[distant sphinx]

Sadly they don't

[queen merlin]

ah f

[distant sphinx]

So you can end up wasting hundreds of staircases

Totally not speaking from personal experience

[queen merlin]

still 36 shorts, stole all of lewis' wardrobe

now he has to wear unlucky green shorts

[serene walrus]

one time i put 200 staircases in my pants slot and i lost them all i had to restart(・`ω´・)

[queen merlin]

💀 💀 💀

[quiet compass]

Oh noooo

[serene walrus]

lol it’s fine it was the start of the day so i don’t mind :P

[queen merlin]

imagine if you used 20000 stone too

[distant sphinx]

Pure pain and sadness

[serene walrus]

[round ether]

is there a chance you get prismatic shard from the trash?

[pale pebble]

[spring bison]

no

[visual quail]

most valuable thing you can get is probably a diamond

[somber cosmos]

A valid one

Considering I make it a point to go through trash every morning before 7:30 in game

[crystal fiber]

RUHIIII

[serene walrus]

hiiiii lily

[foggy turret]

it could happen! i've found gold bars in the trash before hahah

[drifting field]

dang

[crystal fiber]

Peachyyyy

Peachy I’m happy you’re here

🍑

[merry echo]

Guys how many goats should i buy 4?

[somber cosmos]

Did yall know you can place a furnace in the middle of Joja Mart

[hexed basin]

well how many cows do you have?

[crystal fiber]

One. Make the cheese. Sell the large milk and small milk. And sell the goat. Goats suck.

[merry echo]

4

[crystal fiber]

Goats are just bad cows.

[hexed basin]

get 2

[merry echo]

I need the cloth thing

[distant sphinx]

Goats are cuter but worse

[merry echo]

To make a cheese press

[serene walrus]

meee 2 hru lol

[somber cosmos]

Shane can walk through displeasing fences in Joja Mart

I thought it'd be funny to block the joja workers in the store and Shane just went No

[pale pebble]

is canceling hit animation considering cheating?

[distant sphinx]

No

Just play how you want to

Animation cancel isn't cheating anyways

[crystal fiber]

Doing great Loafing around at work. Making a conscious effort to just, not daydream I’d say. I’ve noticed that all my days are spent daydreaming so by the end of the day I don’t remember anything.

[hexed basin]

ok im married to sebastian but what happens if i give sam a boquet

[crystal fiber]

You lose two hearts

[serene walrus]

mood i do the same thing at school and then i have to recheck my notes every time

[hexed basin]

with who sebastian or sam

[cobalt hare]

why cant i find any earth crystals anywhere in the mines, ive been looking for weeks

[crystal fiber]

Sebastian

[hexed basin]

i find at least 1 a day

[cobalt hare]

howw

[crystal fiber]

Sorry

[hollow yoke]

ur unlucky

[cobalt hare]

ive looked on every floor

[hollow yoke]

did u check ur luck on the tv today

[hexed basin]

nooooooo im not gonna do it

[summer dragon]

They spawn in the earlier floors

Anything less than 30 I think

[cobalt hare]

i look on 1-40

[cobalt hare]

nop

[inland ore]

What’s up

[crystal fiber]

For me it’s more cause ADHD. I’ve been controlling it better but some days I just get carried away.

[inland ore]

Same here

[cobalt hare]

GUYS ive been looking for about 12 ingame days and just found 1 aa

blessed

[dense frigate]

Use the crystallarium on it

[cobalt hare]

is there a way you can change whats already inside the crystallarium

[rain kraken]

[serene walrus]

damn oh well good ur trying to control it :>

[hollow yoke]

break it and place it back down

[cobalt hare]

ty

[dense frigate]

|| ||

[glass ingot]

Bro why does Clint still flirt with Emily when you marry her

[cobalt hare]

Playing Stardew valley on mobile was a waste of time.

[tacit totem]

Damn, strawberries are pretty amazing

[uncut saddle]

Why

[tacit totem]

And thats when they are only available from the middle of Spring

[uncut saddle]

I play on mobile and still quite enjoy it

[tacit totem]

I should've thought of this earlier, but I should have bought extra strawberry seeds so I could plant them right away at the beginning of spring

[ashen flume]

Nah dont keep strawberry seeds for a year

Just plant all of it year one and keep a few strawberries

[rain kraken]

[tacit totem]

oh yeah, seed maker!

heck yeah

[summer dragon]

Try to, and fail miserably

[upper pasture]

he rrly got no one

[dusty ibex]

yeah

just break ur crystallarium and place it again

[crude tapir]

hit it with ur pickaxe

[dusty ibex]

it’ll refund whatever gem you put in there

[crude tapir]

yes

[dusty ibex]

you can also just feed it another gem and it’ll start duplicating that but it won’t give ur original gem back

[junior violet]

you're telling me I could've gotten back my diamond when i put a jade in

[sage zephyr]

is the resource get from trash items using recycler consistent?

[dusty ibex]

yea unfortunately

[sacred wing]

how do i get chickens into my coop

and get eggs from them

[gray gull]

lets goooo i am gonna marry Leah

[junior violet]

you have to buy them from marnie

and then wait for them to grow and lay eggs

[dusty ibex]

also u need to feed them

[ashen flume]

Dont forget the silo

[dusty ibex]

so u should have a silo

[junior violet]

lots of prep

[dusty ibex]

but u can also just let them outside and eat grass

[junior violet]

i buy my hay most the time because winter just comes too fast for my grass to grow

[dusty ibex]

i usually just kill all of my grass and turn it into hay

[junior violet]

i used to have a full coop and barn so my grass never got the chance to grow

[frozen kindle]

i cant decide whether i wanna upgrade my coop or construct a barn

[dusty ibex]

coop first imo

[frozen kindle]

yeah i was leaning towards that

[junior violet]

I only got a barn to get a truffle for the community center but I would've done coop

[frozen kindle]

because ill get more eggs which i can turn into mayo

[ashen flume]

Standard probably

[dusty ibex]

standard 4 corners or forest

it doesn’t really matter that much

[junior violet]

I doesnt really matter honestly

[frozen kindle]

ok

thank you

[grand garnet]

ello

[junior violet]

hi hi

[ashen flume]

Yeah that works i think

[dusty ibex]

you can’t talk about that in this chat

it’s post cc

you cant talk about certain spoilers in new farmers

[sacred wing]

Sorry i didn't know it was post cc

[dusty ibex]

np just delete it

[frozen kindle]

im kinda irritated because i got 10 hearts on the first day of winter so now i cant get ||the mermaid pendant until spring because i dont have any rain totems||

[sacred wing]

Idrk what im supposed to be doing at this point

[distant sphinx]

uh oh

existential crisis time

[sacred wing]

In Stardew valley😅

[lethal karma]

guys do i have to keep petting my animals after i already maxed them out

[distant sphinx]

yes to maintain max hearts

or get an autopetter

[lethal karma]

oh ok so they will go down

[junior violet]

I had this problem with ||Sebastian's heart events||

[frozen kindle]

ah

[lethal karma]

ok thanks

[hushed cairn]

Brooooo I was recording a 100 days video in stardew and my OBS recording and game didn't shut off when I turned my computer off and it skipped to the 2nd of summer from the 16th of spring

[distant sphinx]

forest

[cloud latch]

hi!

[distant sphinx]

now you get to restart and do 112 days so it fits a sdv year

[frozen kindle]

i had everything to get ||married like the upgraded house and the bridge to the other side of the beach||

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome

[cloud latch]

i was wondering why people say blueberries are better than melons

[sacred wing]

It's summer and I'm not sure if my growing exclusively blueberries is a bad thing

[junior violet]

hi hi

[sacred wing]

I planted like 60

[cloud latch]

hello :)

[distant sphinx]

you get more money

[ashen flume]

Nah thats good

Did you get the cc crops too?

[distant sphinx]

because they are for money

[hushed cairn]

Nah I'm gonna use smapi mod to turn it back Because I only got the mail then left on the 16th

[junior violet]

I mean they make a lot of money and thats how i got ||the monoculture achievement||

[sacred wing]

It's my first year so i only got the spring foraging bundle done

[cloud latch]

? but melons get more monet even if blueberries regrow

[distant sphinx]

blueberries can produce multiple per harvest

plus you don't have to pay for seeds multiple times

[reef meadow]

Money per day is blueberries

[ashen flume]

Ooh you unlocked like 3 others with that bundle right

[cloud latch]

ohh

[ashen flume]

The pantry one takes a while

[cloud latch]

alr ty :)

[distant sphinx]

and total profit too

they're just better

[sacred wing]

Only 2 others

[distant sphinx]

at least for money

[sacred wing]

The fishing one and the crop one

And if there was another i missed it

[last bough]

guys how to find iridescent fragments?

[distant sphinx]

these?

[junior violet]

my last bundle was the bulletin board

[last bough]

yes

[reef meadow]

Well

[serene plover]

colory rocks*

[distant sphinx]

4% from iridium nodes and 25% from mystic stones

[junior violet]

They just drop on chance

[distant sphinx]

skull cavern is your best bet

[sacred wing]

What's skull cavern

[reef meadow]

Rainbow trout fish pond farming

[last bough]

thanks

[junior violet]

late game stuff

[distant sphinx]

you could also try a .4% from omni geodes

[distant sphinx]

ew

[sacred wing]

Oh

[reef meadow]

Lmao

[distant sphinx]

||the mines in the desert||

forest

[sacred wing]

Do standard

[junior violet]

forest

[sacred wing]

It served my well

[reef meadow]

Yes cause you can tap oak trees

[distant sphinx]

only has 2,147,483,647 floors not infinite smh

[ashen flume]

4 corners is good for multiplayer ,thats basically it

[junior violet]

you can place them outside the farm btw

[carmine plank]

Hi... i just look through the joja mart path and it seems way easier ?? Or am i missing smth? Compared to building community centre...

[reef meadow]

It is

[distant sphinx]

joja is way easier yep

[ashen flume]

Yeah it is just money and money and money

[junior violet]

it just costs a lot of money

[distant sphinx]

money money money

[ashen flume]

Cc is kinda like a tutorial of sorts

[junior violet]

theres a lot of places the npcs dont path

[carmine plank]

But like... i see the money cost and they barely cosy anything?? Even vault is the most expensive 40k but the rest is like 15k 25 k

[ashen flume]

Yeah cc completion in spring y1

[last bough]

I can't figure out what hayley likes? I just have everything on 7 hearts, and Hailey on 2

[junior violet]

sheds are your best bet

[carmine plank]

Are there concrete benefits orr is this like a morality issue ?

[reef meadow]

Coconuts pink cake and something else

[ashen flume]

Sunflowers, ||coconuts||

[distant sphinx]

coconut, fruit salad, pink cake and something

oh yeah sunflowers

[ashen flume]

Cc is just kind of more fun

[last bough]

well, thanks

[carmine plank]

Ohh i see2

[reef meadow]

It gives you more to do too

[ashen flume]

If there are any benefits its the small rewards from bundles

[junior violet]

any honestly but standard is probably best for tile size

[distant sphinx]

"benefits"

[cerulean warren]

Some of the bundle rewards are really good

[distant sphinx]

huh why the cc spoiler

[ashen flume]

Thats post cc

That works

Anyways,the vault is cheaper if you do the cc version iirc

[carmine plank]

Is it not the same? 40k total?

[ashen flume]

Is it?

[distant sphinx]

membership price

if you count that

[junior violet]

I dont think so and you get 4 rewards out of it

[carmine plank]

Yeaa dw im on my cc path lol

Its just that im on fall and i miss smth from back spring and summer and didnt even realize it

[junior violet]

cc is best for a first farm

[carmine plank]

Which locked me out of few things

[ashen flume]

Like an early greenhouse?

[junior violet]

I did that all the time i didnt complete cc till late y2

[carmine plank]

Im missing alot of forage and crops since i didnt know cc requires u to constantly check lol

Also fish

[distant sphinx]

early gh is just a shed + pots

which is the same as a lategame gh

[junior violet]

you can check from your inventory

[carmine plank]

Yep just noticed that logo is for cc 🤣

[ashen flume]

I mean you do unlock the ||pots by getting the greenhouse||

[distant sphinx]

[carmine plank]

Thank God atleast the vault only requires money

[junior violet]

I had the most trouble with the bulletin board cause i forgot a lot of things

good luck

[ashen flume]

Bulletin board is the hardest one

The easiest are the vault and boiler room imo

[junior violet]

gosh darn ||fiddlehead fern and not upgrading my axe||

[frozen kindle]

ugh

i cant find any earth crystals

[junior violet]

early levels of the mine

[gloomy mist]

same its so boring

[frozen kindle]

yeah im checking there

i need them for mayo machines

[gloomy mist]

i just need a ton of sheds then i have enough space

[ashen flume]

It isnt bad,min maxers just choose to sell their soul to joja

[junior violet]

is your luck good?

[frozen kindle]

spirits are slightly annoyed

[junior violet]

every streamer ever

[junior violet]

thats probably why

[ashen flume]

Standard really can become boring

Thats why i do a bit of everything in my standard farm

The space is nice

[junior violet]

I wouldnt know how to fill it tbh

[frozen kindle]

ill wait for a good luck day

[ashen flume]

I can feel that,but i also struggled with space in the forest farm so

[frozen kindle]

the spirits are in good humor

think there will be some earth crystals?

[ashen flume]

I mean you can still build on the grass so

[junior violet]

to the mines!

[cerulean warren]

yea much more likely!!

[junior violet]

yeah i design off the grass

[ashen flume]

Ehh i like mine because theres a lot going on

[junior violet]

after i finish this forest farm im gonna try hill top for a good ole challenge

[ashen flume]

Yep used all of that,but i want some pretty crop areas too

Also post cc spoilers

[rich crest]

read the pins

bruh

[ashen flume]

Yeah but still

[rich crest]

u arent.

not if its post cc

[ashen flume]

Cc rewards and heart events are allowed with spoilers,post cc isnt allowed like at all

[cerulean warren]

any talk of there is probably better for #stardew-spoilers since its wayyy post cc

[rich crest]

it's 3v1 give it up like damn

anyways

[ashen flume]

I mean it isnt exactly a fight either

[rich crest]

ok lol

good for you

i guess

[junior violet]

kinda offensive but ok lol

[rich crest]

what is

🤨

secs

seconds

[junior violet]

saying multiple personality disorder and not DID

[rich crest]

ah

huh

[glass ingot]

Wait how is it offensive

[hollow yoke]

never forger

[rich crest]

wtf is happening

[ashen flume]

Idk at this point

[junior violet]

im too tired to remember or care

[rich crest]

fair

[frozen kindle]

ugh im still not finding any earth crystals

[ashen flume]

Yeah its painful

Just keep going on the early levels and resetting

[junior violet]

run 5 levels then elevator to the floor you started on and repeat

thats what i did

[ashen flume]

Oh same

I go from level 5 to 10 and reset

[frozen kindle]

got 1

[junior violet]

thats what i do to farm stone and kill slimes

[frozen kindle]

and i need like 8

[rich crest]

progress

[junior violet]

keep at it and run home at 12

[ashen flume]

Maybe huge levels will spawn crystals more often since its bigger?idk what im saying

[junior violet]

i mean it makes sense

[frozen kindle]

also where should i go to grind some coal too

likee which floors

[junior violet]

frozen levels

[sweet ember]

On frozen lvls defeating dust sprites gives you coal

[frozen kindle]

thanks

[cobalt hare]

Are sheep or pigs more profitable?

[primal nexus]

pigs

[sweet ember]

Pigs

[junior violet]

pigs

[primal nexus]

sheep suck

[hollow yoke]

don't get sheep

[cobalt hare]

Okay thanks

[hollow yoke]

get rababit

[sweet ember]

Sheep are only good for clothing

[cobalt hare]

What do rabbits give?

[primal nexus]

wool

same as sheep

[junior violet]

rabbits much better for cloth

[sweet ember]

Rabbits foot , which is universally loved by villagers

[hollow yoke]

wool + their feet

[primal nexus]

and rabit feet

[cobalt hare]

Oh yeah, okay thanks!

[sweet ember]

They also give cloth

Literally if you want cloth go for rabbits , they give two things

[primal nexus]

someone did the math for how long it'd take for a sheep to break even
and it was like double a pigs with a build focused on making sheep produce faster

[sweet ember]

The only thing that sucks about pigs is they don’t give anything on winter

[junior violet]

or rainy days

[sweet ember]

Yes

[junior violet]

thats when my chickens step up

[coral current]

heyy how do i join my friends coop with hamachi it isnt working

[storm gazelle]

why are you using hamachi 🤨

[sweet ember]

Uhhh hamachi?

[wanton lantern]

I’m back!!! ^.^

[storm gazelle]

thing that makes a fake local network

[frozen kindle]

im gonna open some geodes and hope for some earth crystals

[hollow yoke]

how r u so unlucky w earth crystals 💀

[frozen kindle]

dunno

didnt get any

[hollow yoke]

😭

do u need it for some quest

[frozen kindle]

mayo machines

[hollow yoke]

ooohoh

[frozen kindle]

dunno why an earth crystal is necessary for mayo but ok

[unique grove]

idk either but its fine XD

[sinful sinew]

well it's only needed for the machine

maybe there's something about it that makes the machine work

[hollow yoke]

i never have enough hard wood for them cheese machines

[sinful sinew]

are you on mobile?

[hollow yoke]

nope pc

[sinful sinew]

in that case you could try growing ||mahogany trees||

[frozen kindle]

ive made one mayo machine so far

[sinful sinew]

inexhaustible hardwood

[hollow yoke]

do yk the spacing for those

[sinful sinew]

same as oak pine maple

[hollow yoke]

||i might just use the quarry for em ||

[sinful sinew]

that is a good use

[frozen kindle]

i think so

[sinful sinew]

yeah

[frozen kindle]

if it says donate it to gunther then prob

[hollow yoke]

is it like the 8 surrounding blocks

i forogot

[coral current]

how else am i supposed to play with my friend?

[sinful sinew]

you can use a grid pattern like this:

#######
#0#0#0#
#######
#0#0#0#
#######

where 0 is a tree and # is a path

[storm gazelle]

idk like the platform's MP servers

[hidden meadow]

It just works ingame lol

[hollow yoke]

oh sweet ty

[sinful sinew]

tree fertiliser is important cause they grow slower than other trees

[hidden meadow]

no need for any 3rd party things

[sinful sinew]

if you can make a bunch

[hollow yoke]

wait do yk if like the game boarders are also technically a block/path

like can i put a tree

0##0#

in a corner

[sinful sinew]

yeah

[hollow yoke]

:D

[sinful sinew]

for regular trees that's fine

not fruit trees obviously

[hollow yoke]

WOO

[coral current]

it doesnt work for me everytime i try to connect it shows connection failed

[storm gazelle]

what do you own the game on?

[cobalt hare]

guys i have a question, remember the fishing rod willy gave us on the second day? i can’t seem to find it, help please

[sinful sinew]

you can buy another from his shop

[cobalt hare]

i just started playing and i’m still accommodating

[short adder]

you have to go to him i believe

[cobalt hare]

thank youuu

[cobalt hare]

the guy doesn’t even go to his shop omg 😭

tyyyy

[sinful sinew]

yea he takes saturdays off

[short adder]

and he closes at 4

[coral current]

its cracked

[hardy belfry]

Tip: colour code chests

[cobalt hare]

really? OH thank you so much

[storm gazelle]

then no mp for u

[sinful sinew]

I thought it was 5

[short adder]

there's a cut scene when you go to him tho

[sinful sinew]

that might be clint

[coral current]

but some people manage to play online so i want to do that too

[storm gazelle]

buy the game?

[short adder]

when you first get the fishing rod

[coral current]

give me money?

[storm gazelle]

no lol

[coral current]

thats my answer to buying the game

[mighty coyote]

My answer is #rules rule 9

[storm gazelle]

#rules 10

eg. game or payment requests, financial help, crowdfunding links.

[ashen flume]

Damn two rules in one minute,thats a new record

[short adder]

it's on game pass on xbox

[storm gazelle]

eh there's probably someone who did this, but also used the most offensive profanity to the people who said it was against the rules

[unique grove]

damn

people need to chill

[ashen flume]

Lmao true

[sinful sinew]

"do not tell me off you fudging nincompoop"

[unique grove]

MODS ARREST THIS PERSON RN /j

[storm gazelle]

"im gonna spam bouncer now bc ur mean for telling me off" (rule 5)

[sinful sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-sunny-it-is-what-it-is-miserable-omori-sad-gif-24571254

[ashen flume]

breaks a rule
"Hey you shouldnt do that"
Then they proceed to scream at the person who was warning them

[short adder]

@coral current you can get a free trial for xbox game pass and get the game for free that way

[short adder]

omg i love this

[storm gazelle]

that's a good point actually, but that's only a month or smth right?

[short adder]

3 months i believe

[sinful sinew]

you arent allowd to do that, #rules rule 17 😤😤

[short adder]

i could be wrong

[idle grove]

I just bought it on xbox

[hollow yoke]

yk how much 3 months is in stv

[storm gazelle]

its irl months

[ashen flume]

Imagine you play sdv for 3 months get a good farm going and then your free trial expires

[coral current]

no need to take everything literally, I wanted help how to play the game online

[ashen flume]

Right when you get attached

[sinful sinew]

dear god

[storm gazelle]

you were asking for money tho

[coral current]

it was sarcasm

[stark panther]

What's a good money making method for year 1?

[hollow yoke]

yah 3 irl months into stv is insane

[short adder]

nooooo pleaseeee 😭😭😭

[sinful sinew]

grow crops and sell them to make money

[hollow yoke]

fishfishfishfish

[storm gazelle]

how was i meant to tell

[ashen flume]

Fish

[sinful sinew]

that too

[short adder]

no i believe you still get to keep the game

[hollow yoke]

fishfishfish then drop that for animals and crops

[stark panther]

Ok thanks!!

[ashen flume]

Fish and crops,thats basically it

OH ANIMALS TOO

I forgot

[coral current]

by the context?

[hollow yoke]

get them pigs

[storm gazelle]

idk i mean you seemed serious

[short adder]

ah ok thank you

i didn't know for sure

[storm gazelle]

i wish you could keep them tho
it's microsoft tho :(

[coral current]

now you know 🤷‍♂️

[serene walrus]

sarcasm is hard to tell in text

[storm gazelle]

k
and now you know no begging

[serene walrus]

so we literally couldn’t tell

[storm gazelle]

true

[hollow yoke]

find a pc cafe and play there ez

[coral current]

i begged for help on how to play the game online

[short adder]

that's why you use like /srs or /sarcasm

[storm gazelle]

and "sarcastically" for money

[coral current]

yeah

[serene walrus]

💀

[short adder]

"garfield are you slash j or slash srs"

[coral current]

i mean i couldve bought the game if i had money i dont need people telling me to buy it

[crisp breach]

So, not sure what’s going on up there but uh, I think I have a meteorite on my farm. I got an overnight message about an explosion and woke up to find a big purple rock thankfully not on my crops but my pickaxe can’t break it yet.

[storm gazelle]

you need an upgraded pickaxe

[hollow yoke]

gold pick

[crisp breach]

Figured that lol. Man, it’s gotta be gold though? That might take a minute

[merry echo]

Guys am i the only one who's bored rn😭

[hollow yoke]

u will get there

[short adder]

no me too

[hollow yoke]

eventually

[crisp breach]

Until then, I have a cool rock I guess

[hollow yoke]

it's prickly

[crisp breach]

Maru won’t come steal it or anything right?

[storm gazelle]

nope dw

[merry echo]

Im playing vut i still feel bored....

Sino pipino dito?

[hexed basin]

?

[hollow yoke]

try catching the legendary fish idk

those are pretty fun

[short adder]

i'm not even home so i can't play 💀

[crisp breach]

Mobile game lol

[merry echo]

Maybe i shoud all of my skills are lvl 5 but my fiahing is lvl 3 🤧

Wlang pipino???

[short adder]

wait there's a star dew valley mobile?!

[storm gazelle]

yep

[merry echo]

Yepppp

[short adder]

i did not know that

[crisp breach]

Yup. I enjoy it at work

[storm gazelle]

so if you want to play it on the go, you can use switch/psvita/mobile

[merry echo]

Mine was an apk since I can't afford one but what matters is i can play and use it

[idle grove]

is it worth it to eat or sell fish early game

[hollow yoke]

sell

[merry echo]

Sell

[crisp breach]

Me to me “don’t buy it on the Xbox. You don’t need it on a fourth console. Get through year one first”

[hollow yoke]

unless it's for cc

[hexed basin]

there has to be a way i can play stardew on my laptop for free

[merry echo]

Apk

[storm gazelle]

not legally

[storm gazelle]

laptops dont run apks lmao

[hollow yoke]

what's apk

[hexed basin]

ok

[storm gazelle]

an exe but android

[merry echo]

Mine was not legal but all i can care was i can play

[hexed basin]

yeah what is apk

[crisp breach]

I mean there’s probably an illegal and sus free game download but the viruses that come along with that crap is just a nightmare to clean out

[storm gazelle]

android exe

[hexed basin]

oh ok

[merry echo]

I mean there is a type of it but not an apk my baf

[hollow yoke]

play vardew stalley on coolmathgames

[storm gazelle]

wat

[hexed basin]

yes

[hollow yoke]

it's still stardew valley but vardew stalley

[hexed basin]

yeah vardew stalley its the best game

[fluid ocean]

hey guys

[idle grove]

hi

[hexed basin]

sebastian is now kawaii instead of emo

[merry echo]

Its an app but a filed version its a uploaded to some website so we can download them free but not as good as the original one and sometimes u can't upgrade it without deleting and downloading it again💜

[hexed basin]

hey

[hollow yoke]

he's a soft boy in vardew

[surreal wasp]

Wait is that a real thing?

[storm gazelle]

apk's aren't nessesarily piracy
some are just legitimate programs

[surreal wasp]

Like fr?

[hexed basin]

oh wait that actually sounds cute

[stark panther]

hey

[hollow yoke]

what is

apk?

[surreal wasp]

Vardew stalley

[fluid ocean]

wait where do u play this game

[hollow yoke]

probably but i was pulling shit outta my ass 💀

[merry echo]

Yep and sometimes viruses so if ur gadget is expensive better prevent using apks

[surreal wasp]

Damn

[storm gazelle]

orr just make sure they aren't piracy

[hollow yoke]

imagine vardew stalley

[stark panther]

wdym?

[merry echo]

Its an app but a filed version its a uploaded to some website so we can download them free but not as good as the original one and sometimes u can't upgrade it without deleting and downloading it againpurple_heart

[fluid ocean]

oh nvm

[storm gazelle]

they were asking what SoapClint meant not what an apk is

apk's aren't nessesarily piracy
some are just legitimate programs

[hollow yoke]

💀

[merry echo]

Yepp and if it says unlimited better not buy in the store even if it say successful purchase

[hollow yoke]

i tend to type sentences in multiple parts

[hexed basin]

sebastian is a soft boy, haley is emo, jas is a grape, sam hates music, and marnie doesnt like mayor lewis

[hollow yoke]

bad habit

[storm gazelle]

did you just say "better do piracy" essentially?

[merry echo]

Welp sorry that's what apk for me is

[hollow yoke]

haley def stoner

[fluid ocean]

shane is always sober

[hexed basin]

foerever

[hexed basin]

lmao

[merry echo]

U Just don't get what i mean and its hard for me to explain it sorry!😐

[storm gazelle]

Yepp and if it says unlimited better not buy in the store even if it say successful purchase
but.. whaaat, i cant understand this at all lol

[merry echo]

Because like in some apks that i downloaded from websites there is a mod where u it says unlimited money ut when u open it it has nothing and something u have to buy it in the store qnd it will say successful purchase even if u don't put any pay method

[cobalt hare]

again i’m sorry but where’s the cindersap forest where the flower dance is taking place??

[serene walrus]

there’s a exit at the bottom of your farm

also there’s a way by jodi’s house

[cobalt hare]

thank you!!!

[serene walrus]

[storm gazelle]

so "mods" that are pirated apks?

[merry echo]

If that what's its called sorry idk what its called its all based on my Discovery and experience 😅

[daring vector]

is there a way to rotate farm building ?

[ember cove]

no

[queen merlin]

nope

[ebon timber]

Why would you want that

[daring vector]

ah damn thanks

[ebon timber]

You wouldn't be able to see the door

[daring vector]

bought the coop and didnt think of farm layout till later

[ebon timber]

You can move the coop!

[sacred wing]

whats the beest way to get a lot of clay quickly

[round ether]

how can i use emotes on Android

[inner cove]

Till around different areas each day, anywhere on the beach or path-like spaces

[storm gazelle]

like in game?
i think they're for mp so not on mobile afaik

[tacit totem]

I'm very confused

What do I plant in the greenhouse, ancient fruit or starfruit or sweet gem berry?

Or is it something else?

[agile pier]

You can plant anything

[inner cove]

I plant ancient fruit in my greenhouse and save my sweet gem berry seeds for the fall

[tacit totem]

Which is the best for earning money, I should say

[inner cove]

I find ancient fruit is best in the greenhouse because it continues to produce

[tacit totem]

Though I'd give up a bit of money for convenience and less work

[agile pier]

Most people do ancient fruit because it never leaves and makes alot

[inner cove]

I think starfruit overall is the most profitable but if you're looking for something more convenient with less trips to the desert then ancient fruit is definitely best

[agile pier]

Starfruit is easier to just grow on the normal farm most of the time

[silent gale]

Ancient fruit also lines up nicely with the keg times

If you’re looking to make wine

[paper nova]

Hi! Is there any way that i can complete animal bundle without having animals? Im vegan so i dont like the idea of having animals but i really want greenhouse

[agile pier]

💀

[tacit totem]

joja mart time

[paper nova]

Im serious.. i copleted every bundle except animal one

[tight quarry]

so im doing joja for the achievement

[shy rock]

re desinging my farm todayyy<3333

[tight quarry]

i have 2 ancient seeds

so ||desert|| or ||greenhouse || first

[silent gale]

You can buy from the Friday Sunday trader person. Tho I’m not sure she has everything you’ll need

[silent gale]

^

[paper nova]

Okay thank you!

[shy rock]

if u have beach farm do greenhouse first. all others do desert

[tight quarry]

ttttttttttthank you

now that i can decide the order myself im struggling

[silent gale]

Other than that, can get rid of animals as soon as you complete the bundle. That way you’ll only have them for a week or two if you do need them

[paper nova]

Okay

[sweet ember]

Beach farm is kinda crazyyy

[shy rock]

jus have fun :3

[paper nova]

I will try with trading lady first

[shy rock]

i hav beach farm lol

[sweet ember]

I mean you get loot soo

[paper nova]

Also is there any ways that i can add mods if im on switch?

[sweet ember]

But planting and watering is a nightmare

[sweet ember]

No

[turbid oasis]

i dont think so

[paper nova]

Okay

[shy rock]

i only use the greenhouse and my little plot so i can use sprinlkers!

i make my money from kegs and the two other things

[silent gale]

Just looked at the travelling merchants stock. She should have everything if you wait long enough. 👍

Tho it could get kinda pricy

[merry echo]

Brooooo goats are hella expensive 😭😭😭

Should i but 4 or just two??

[primal nexus]

you don't eat animals
if anything they're better with you
you pet them and feed them food

[upper pasture]

i accidently murdered 3

[silent gale]

I’d personally just get one to complete your bundles

[paper nova]

Okay thanks

[merry echo]

That must've hurt🤧

[sinful sinew]

feed them food
My guy what else am I gonna feed them with

[upper pasture]

it did 😔

[primal nexus]

nothing

[upper pasture]

👁️

[merry echo]

Do there goat milk good for investment??

[stark panther]

What would be a good farm to start on?

[silent gale]

I think they’re the same profit margin as cows. Twice as valuable but half as often

[silent gale]

Basic farm

[merry echo]

Ohh i just better buy two for cothes as well thank u!!

[stark panther]

ok Thanks

[pale pebble]

does golden scythe have any abilities

[hollow yoke]

better than ur regular scythe is all

[languid python]

my ||dino ||hatched ❤️

hes so precious i cant even

[agile pier]

It cuts grass a bit better

That's about it

[restive pendant]

it gives you more hay I think

[cinder horizon]

It has a larger radius and has a 75% chance to give you hay compared to the 50% of the normal scythe

[sweet ember]

|| donate an egg to museum when it starts producing ||

[languid python]

i already did, its my 3rd egg

[sweet ember]

|| or make the mayo ||

[sweet ember]

Oh nice

[languid python]

ye i need to make mayo now

[sacred wing]

Sorry if this is a stupid question but even i click build farm buildings where is the silo

Nevermind i just saw the arrows

[golden tulip]

So is there a way to get my "lost" items back from when I died in the minees

he took all my mushrooms 😐

and I LOST 5k

[junior violet]

you can buy them back from the adventurers guild

but you cant get your money back

[golden tulip]

5k is so much for me right now 😐

[storm gazelle]

if you can't buy them back, and you died in the same day you got them, no sadly (if you're on pc/android you could technically spawn them in via cjb cheats if you realllyy want them)

[golden tulip]

I just want my mushrooms back lol I had 50+

[storm gazelle]

if you can't buy them back, and you died in the same day you got them, no sadly

[round ether]

||how can i do pam is thirsty quest||

[sacred wing]

how often do blueberries regrow

[visual quail]

The pale ale one? You can make it with a hop in a keg

[junior violet]

||hops in a keg||

[visual quail]

They take 4 days to regrow

[sacred wing]

holy shit

thats like

[idle grove]

is stuff like speed grow for the soil so like if I put an ancient seed on there would it just use the speed grow until it dies or does it go away

[hexed basin]

what should i draw

[sacred wing]

8500 every 4 days for me

[visual quail]

Fertilizers stay there as long as they plant does yea

[idle grove]

oh that's so good

[hexed basin]

what should i draw

[thorny sparrow]

bruh the fishing minigame is so bad

[grizzled goblet]

It gets better over time

Get the training rod if you’re having a hard time

[thorny sparrow]

Ive got bait with the fiberglass rod and the hook and its still dumb

burning my eyes staring at the monitor fishing bar 💀

[cobalt hare]

you tend to get a ton of stupid shit with bait

[tidal trellis]

Man

[cobalt hare]

like broken glasses

aint NO one need broken glasses

[tidal trellis]

Yeah

Newspaper

Also

U get joja cola

[thorny sparrow]

I just dont like the fishing minigame tbh

[tidal trellis]

Guys

I have a question

[wintry hill]

What is it

[tidal trellis]

U get joja cola from fisning

Fishing*

[wintry hill]

Yep

[summer edge]

yes

[tidal trellis]

It's the same u can buy

And

It shows

+" Energy

But

In the side

[cobalt hare]

that's fair but whilst crops are growing sometimes that's a really good source of income

[tidal trellis]

It says it as trash

Why

???

[cobalt hare]

it gives barely any energy

[summer edge]

because it sucks

lmaoaoaa

[tidal trellis]

B

[wintry hill]

So does joja

[thorny sparrow]

Was just doing some summer fish for the community center

[tidal trellis]

So no real answers

[cobalt hare]

oh yeah you can do almost all fishing in fall

[tidal trellis]

Ok

[wintry hill]

Really?

[cobalt hare]

you just need a pufferfish and sunfish in summer

[summer edge]

yuh

[cobalt hare]

here's a fishing guide i found on reddit if you'd like it @thorny sparrow

[dry notch]

Hello, should I restart my and make a new save or stay with my current one? Day 26 but I missed the strawberry thing

[cobalt hare]

its not the end of the world but strawberries are a large source of income in early game usually

[thorny sparrow]

thx i just need a pufferfish atm

[cobalt hare]

if you can't get it before fall the travelling cart may sell it

[summer edge]

i would not restart my whole game for strawberries

👍

[dry notch]

Hmm I used to get like 1000 a day but after a fee days it went to like 200 a day. My main goal is the mine lol

[visual quail]

I wouldn't restart just because you missed strawberries. There's always next year, and the other seasons have nice crops too

[dry notch]

Hmm I see

[cobalt hare]

next season get melons and blueberries

and you'll be fine

[dry notch]

Which is?

[visual quail]

Summer

[summer edge]

summer

[dry notch]

(My country only has two seasons so forgive me if I seem dumb)

Ahh I love summer

[cobalt hare]

where are you from?

[dry notch]

Philippines

[gloomy mist]

I got puffer fish and sturgeon in one day 🤑 trap bobber

[summer edge]

dayum

[wet escarp]

Hola

[summer edge]

hola

[wet escarp]

How’s it going dudes

[dry notch]

Apparently fishing is a big mo ey maker but like, the mouse click spam

[cobalt hare]

interesting

[idle grove]

pretty good

[wet escarp]

Nice

[cobalt hare]

it makes lots of money, and you don't need to spam click?

[dry notch]

You don’t?

[cobalt hare]

where do you do that?

[dry notch]

Like the green thing?

[cobalt hare]

no you can hold it

[dry notch]

Fishing

💀

[wet escarp]

You can hold

[gloomy mist]

I spam click instead of holding its easier to control the bar

[dry notch]

Oh lol

Ah I meant control Ig

[cosmic needle]

fishing sucks at first but once you get the skill better it's a lot better

[dry notch]

I tend to space out lol

[wet escarp]

Fishing is my favorite activity in stardew on god

[gloomy mist]

It's best in y1 after that it's not enough money to spend time on it unless I need a fish for something

[dry notch]

I went in the game expecting to refund it but I disnt even notice I played for 2.9 hours

[summer edge]

true it gets easier

[gloomy mist]

what seasons can I catch a eel in

[dry notch]

Its my fav in MHW and warframe. One main reason I got this was because you could actually profit from fish

[wet escarp]

In spring when it’s raining

[cobalt hare]

if you've been playing for 3 hours then i don't think you need to refund

[wet escarp]

My entire house is filled with fish tanks

[surreal wasp]

Every time I see the Shane 4 heart event I always get so sad :(

[dry notch]

Yup I love the game

[dry notch]

I dislike shane

[gloomy mist]

once i|| catch all the legend fish im g||onna make a room in my house just for them

[dry notch]

Dudes a prick

[cobalt hare]

i wish they had a gun so i could KILL shane

[surreal wasp]

BRUUH

[gloomy mist]

is that mina in ur pfp

[surreal wasp]

We've got the vicious Shane haters on rn

[dry notch]

Yea

[summer edge]

dayum

[dry notch]

Guess what my name is too lol

[hexed basin]

why

[dry notch]

Fellow once

[wet escarp]

I really like Shane as a character however he makes for a bad marriage candidate

[gloomy mist]

tzuyu ❤️

[cunning mist]

i love shane >:(

[icy tulip]

i don't really hate anyone i don't think

[cunning mist]

shane is a great character

[cobalt hare]

because we need less alcoholics in this world

[summer edge]

true

[hexed basin]

yessss slay

[gloomy mist]

i am but i havent even listened to celebrate yet 💔

[summer edge]

he works on himself though

[dry notch]

This game is so chill and the community too

[gloomy mist]

harvey should do something about shanes addiction

[dry notch]

Well what you waiting for xD. I played it 50 times the day it released xD it released 11pm my time

[gloomy mist]

reason 54532 i hate harvey

[wet escarp]

My favorite character in stardew is the wizard, I wish you could interact with him more

[cunning mist]

SAMEE

[wet escarp]

Fr Fr

[dry notch]

I wanna marry house girl

[gloomy mist]

idk svt is my fave grp rn and it took me a month to listen to their whole new album 💀 i take my time

[cunning mist]

the wizard is so cool why can’t i talk to him more

[dry notch]

Greedy gurl tho

[frozen kindle]

im really stuck on what to do

[cobalt hare]

i dont feel like befriending him and killing him would be easier

[dry notch]

Whats svt again..

[gloomy mist]

seventeen

[dry notch]

Oh seventeen

[frozen kindle]

im tryin to make as much g as i can

[icy tulip]

i take it back i remembered maru's 2 hearth event and i hate demitrius

that is all

[summer edge]

his gifts r ez tho

[wet escarp]

She is in a dedicated relationship with an unfeeling unemotional man (I despise Demetrius)

[gloomy mist]

finish the mines, get loads of ore, do cc, go fishing, redecorate farm

[frozen kindle]

ok

[tidal trellis]

G-i

[dry notch]

Aww so I cant marry the greedy girl 😕

[wet escarp]

Damn right, Demetrius hella wack

[wet escarp]

Unfortunately no

[dry notch]

I like the hobo dude

[cobalt hare]

the funeral could happen and id smile knowing i made someone never TOUCH a beer again

[dry notch]

Dudes mad weird

[summer edge]

i dont like eliott hes boring

[dry notch]

The owner of jojo is a prick tho

[summer edge]

true

[tidal trellis]

[cobalt hare]

i did give shane a beer not too long ago

[wet escarp]

Linus is an absolute chad, as a straight man I wish I could marry Linus

[dry notch]

Man gn guys

[cobalt hare]

i like feeding his alcoholism

[stark relic]

how much materials does a deluxe coop require

[frozen kindle]

how long does the cheese press take to make cheese?

[summer edge]

gnnn

[hexed basin]

personally i think men and long hair dont go together

[icy tulip]

i frequently feel bad for penny knowing that pam, the other resident alcoholic is her mother and only family

[gloomy mist]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Coop

[wet escarp]

10000 g (I think), 400 wood, 150 stone

[tidal trellis]

🤡

[stark relic]

what abt a deluxe barn

[gloomy mist]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Barn

[stark relic]

and what happens if you marry someone, have kids, and divorce them

[icy tulip]

i would suggest going onto the carpenter's shop page for the wiki for these questions

they get sad

[cerulean warren]

they don't want to talk to you or receive gifts

[cunning mist]

i think you keep the kids tho

[wet escarp]

2 Christmas’

[frozen kindle]

you keep kids

[gloomy mist]

if you have two you should only get to keep one

[icy tulip]

single parent speedrun any%

[stark relic]

ok

[cunning mist]

if you have the ||witch’s hut unlocked you can turn them into birds||

[dry notch]

When I wake up I guess imma go fish and farm. Mining is too tedious atm. Is there any way to automate studf? I love mc farming because of the automation after all

[frozen kindle]

really?

[gloomy mist]

imo

[frozen kindle]

didnt know that

ah ok

[wet escarp]

Late game there is

[cunning mist]

not really? other than like sprinklers and ||junimo huts|| later on

[cerulean warren]

You mean like autograbbers?