stardew-valley

[vague bane]

but its a fish you can only get once in a save file owo

[frigid raven]

I am trying to catch a sturgeon but its so hard

[strong scarab]

ah damn

[vague bane]

training rod until level 3..and then fiberglass rod then iridium rod with the trap bobber..

eat food with + fishing if you're struggling a lot with some fishies

[strong scarab]

like i said earlier, what do i do with the single ||iridium bar|| i got from the ||meteor||?

[dusky mauve]

idk what the best thing to do is but normally i save them for tools

at the start at least

[silk marsh]

@strong scarab can I DM you some tips on the SC and ||iridium bar||? It’d have heavy spoilers

[strong scarab]

ok

[idle grove]

||i mean, you can try to save it until you get another one for a crystalarium||

[strong scarab]

uh, ok

[hidden meadow]

just save it for now

[strong scarab]

i have one of those

[idle grove]

you can make another

[hardy belfry]

||iridium sprinkler||

[strong scarab]

OH TRUE

i need one of those

[hidden meadow]

no dont do that

thats not worth it

[strong scarab]

gotta make this more efficient

[vague bane]

I'd say save it for an ||iridium band|| because you seem like you need it since you're struggling in ||sc||

[dusky mauve]

i feel like ||sprinklers|| aren't worth it early because you can buy from ||krobus|| right???

[bright umbra]

are diamonds universally loved?

[dusky mauve]

or is that from a mod i have HAHA

[strong scarab]

i haven't seen one in his stock yet

[vague bane]

Friday

[open bloom]

You can buy them from the shadow demon?

[dusky mauve]

its only on ||fridays||

[strong scarab]

oh nice

[open bloom]

Heck

[strong scarab]

no need then ill just buy

[hardy belfry]

No

[bright umbra]

crap

[dusky mauve]

okay seems it was not a mod and i was right, you can just buy them!!

[hidden meadow]

universally liked and like 7-8 people love em

[idle grove]

wait wtf it said there was weeds damaging my farm I don't see any weeds near my farm

[bright umbra]

pain

[dusky mauve]

feel like you'd be better off selling them and then just using some of the money to buy coffee

[frigid raven]

I caught a sturgeon finally

[bright umbra]

i thought they'd make for easy gifting since I wanna get everyone to 5+ hearts but

[hardy belfry]

You romanced emily?

[strong scarab]

ye! she's my wife!

[hardy belfry]

Nice

[hidden meadow]

is that from her heart event? in that case its not allowed here

still cute tho

[strong scarab]

i spoilered it

if i didnt

oops ill fix that

but i thought i did

[hidden meadow]

no discussion at all of 10 or higher heart events

[strong scarab]

sigh

[hidden meadow]

sorry

[bright umbra]

how rare are artifcat spots in cindersap, i cannot find any

[hidden meadow]

its a very big area, youll find a lot more during winter

[bright umbra]

i need the last artifact from there and i check everyday and there is just none

[hidden meadow]

Do you know about artifact troves?

[bright umbra]

the item i need is only from spots iirc

[hidden meadow]

which one is it

[bright umbra]

elvis jewlery

[hidden meadow]

oh man, i feeeeeeeeel you, that was one of the last ones for me too

[bright umbra]

i also need a preshistoric scapula

last 2 i need

[hidden meadow]

You can get that from troves tho

[round sundial]

should i be selling my battery packs? idk what to do with em

[bright umbra]

o

grinding omnis time ig

[hidden meadow]

Keep em, you can make useful stuff with them later on

[round sundial]

oh okay thanks

[hidden meadow]

unless you got like 100

[bright umbra]

gift them to maru kekw

[somber cosmos]

I forgot to pause my game after my character woke up and they passed out in the bed

Joja gave me a 175 coin fine for being asleep in my own bed

[hardy belfry]

Ooof

[somber cosmos]

The bed shouldn't have the discovery fines 😭

Why was Joja Mart even in my house tho

[hardy belfry]

JOJAMART OPEN UP!!

[merry echo]

Guys i have 40k should i upgrade to big coop or ahould i upgrade big barn??

[somber cosmos]

Hmm.. which one do you collect from more

[merry echo]

And should i build or upgrade?

[hardy belfry]

Do u care about money or friends

[merry echo]

It's the same i just don't have cheese press yer

[somber cosmos]

Whichever is most profitable is what I'd go for bc then I can hold more friends for money

[merry echo]

Money

[hardy belfry]

Barn then

[merry echo]

Its Y1 so i have to focus on upgrading first

[somber cosmos]

I'm on y1 spring and so far I've failed at getting a chicken coop bc of the events

[merry echo]

Or should i do both???

[somber cosmos]

Both

[hardy belfry]

Do both but start with barn

[somber cosmos]

More money from both and then there's no choosing

[merry echo]

Should i build or just upgrade??

[somber cosmos]

Upgrade

Then you have room in them for things like the cheese maker

So you can profit even more to build next

[merry echo]

Yeah yeah i have no space because of bushes😆

[somber cosmos]

Bushes suck except for Berry season

[hidden meadow]

dont worry too much, youll get it sooner or later

[somber cosmos]

As long as there's no more scarecrows I'll get it

[idle grove]

I'm on day 25 and I just picked my strawberries will they have time for another harvest before the season ends or would it not be worth watering them

[static canopy]

u can destroy em with copper axe

[hidden meadow]

[merry echo]

Yep in my other world i got my coop on Y2

[somber cosmos]

Isn't there an event where you can put up a fruit/veggie/whatever for judgement once a month

[merry echo]

I can't though

[static canopy]

there are few which u cant though

[hidden meadow]

is that a thursday?

[idle grove]

yup

[hidden meadow]

did you get 2 harvests so far?

then you cannot get a 3rd one

[idle grove]

yea

so I shouldn't even bother watering them now?

[hidden meadow]

no

[idle grove]

kk

[somber cosmos]

Are all months 28 days

[hidden meadow]

ya

[somber cosmos]

Oh OK so it's just February all year long

[dusky mauve]

basically haha

[hardy belfry]

Whats a way to earn profit in winter ||without gh||

[hidden meadow]

winter wild seeds work quite well, at least for year 1 or 2

[hardy belfry]

Ok

[jade beacon]

animals

[strong scarab]

now if only i had this many kegs

[hidden meadow]

its possible to get like a couple tens of thousands of g I'd say

[somber cosmos]

O-O

[warm aspen]

hey

[strong scarab]

i have one singular keg 💀

[somber cosmos]

What is that

[hidden meadow]

the big buckss

[strong scarab]

hi

[somber cosmos]

I want the stars

[queen merlin]

💀 make an oak tree farm

[strong scarab]

ye i did hold on

[jade beacon]

make sure u have a tree farm

[warm aspen]

i found ancient seed in year 1 day 5

lol

[queen merlin]

ah niceu

[jade beacon]

bannissss

[warm aspen]

i gave it to gunther

[hidden meadow]

ello

[strong scarab]

oml

[somber cosmos]

What fruit/veg is that?

[warm aspen]

he gave me a recipe and ancient seed

[hidden meadow]

Starfruit

[warm aspen]

can i grow it?

[jade beacon]

send me ur haley pfps i need 4 collection

[strong scarab]

apparently random crap appeared here out of nowehere

[queen merlin]

oooh nice

cover the seeds with paths

[strong scarab]

wdym

[queen merlin]

so that no debris can spawn and be annoying

[hidden meadow]

i only got this single one

[queen merlin]

go to crafting menu and you will see wooden path thing

[strong scarab]

i dont have like, a good looking path yet tho

[jade beacon]

do send

[queen merlin]

ah

[warm aspen]

can i grow ancient seed in spring?

[queen merlin]

i mean i would still say use wood for now

because cheapest to make

[idle grove]

every season but winter

[hardy belfry]

Go get crystal paths from robin

[warm aspen]

ok

[dusky mauve]

fav paths????

[hardy belfry]

Steping stones

[dusky mauve]

i wish the straw one didnt actually have straw on it

[strong scarab]

@queen merlin is this enough?

[dusky mauve]

then it would be my fav for sure

[strong scarab]

lol

[queen merlin]

should be more than enough 💀

[cobalt hare]

yes! it takes a while to grow so spring is the best time to plant it

[dusky mauve]

ahhhhh i like this one a lot too!! but i never want to use it for the whole farm yknow

[warm aspen]

what should i do with it after? its my year 1 day 5 lol its funny

[strong scarab]

this path is so ugly smh

i have no better ones tho

[dusky mauve]

its good for like

[queen merlin]

get path recipes from robin

[dusky mauve]

trimming

[cobalt hare]

keep some fruits for when you unlock the seed maker

[queen merlin]

or the dwarf

[somber cosmos]

I hate the need to go buy seeds for the beginning of each month

[strong scarab]

ye i will

[cobalt hare]

you can sell the rest or put them in a keg and sell the wine

[dense cypress]

I’m really mad at myself

[idle grove]

why

[somber cosmos]

Just dropped myself from 3415 down to 36

[eternal delta]

hello

am new

[dense cypress]

I forgot ancient fruit couldn’t grow in winter and had my only 2 planted without any more seeds

[cobalt hare]

welcome 👋

[warm aspen]

i see

[hardy belfry]

Hello there

[somber cosmos]

All my peppers better be worth it >:(

[cobalt hare]

just wanna say fishing is literally the best way of getting money

[dusky mauve]

helloo !!

[dense cypress]

Yep. Debate. Lake or ocean

[eternal delta]

what is the most profitable spring crop (except kale?)

[dense cypress]

Strawberries once you get to festival

[cobalt hare]

mountain lake

[hardy belfry]

Lake for quantity ocean for money

[cobalt hare]

ocean

[strong scarab]

god @queen merlin it looks so bad

[dense cypress]

Ocean is better money

[eternal delta]

yes

[dense cypress]

I bought stone paths like immediately cuz the wood ones suck

[eternal delta]

strawberries are summer

[cobalt hare]

it depends on the season

[queen merlin]

i mean robin sells some flooring recipes that looks better

[dusky mauve]

i like brick but its so expensive rip

[dense cypress]

No

[idle grove]

no

[queen merlin]

that's why i said to buy some from robin lol

[hidden meadow]

i dont know how discord works, but my messages dont seem to arrive

[cobalt hare]

spring crop

[eternal delta]

late spring

[jade beacon]

wut, i friended u tho

[eternal delta]

early is kale iirc

[cobalt hare]

oh, you mean irl?

[dense cypress]

Not in later years

[dusky mauve]

you can buy them the year before

[strong scarab]

should i just sell these as is because i only have one keg

[dusky mauve]

then plant straight away

[somber cosmos]

What's the radius of a scarecrow

[somber cosmos]

Yes so you can buy more kegs

[idle grove]

8 tiles

[eternal delta]

yes

[dense cypress]

Unless you have possibly to get more kegs soon sell most of them

[cobalt hare]

you can sell the quality ones and keep the normal ones for kegging

[jade beacon]

use ur 1 keg and wait until 8 years to process them into wine

[queen merlin]

can you make enough tappers to keg them all?

[somber cosmos]

Thx that works in my favor

[strong scarab]

lolol

[somber cosmos]

I put one in a 9x9 plot

[queen merlin]

this is a good idea ye

[strong scarab]

the trees arent grown yet

[queen merlin]

also hiyo doopa

[strong scarab]

for the tapper farm

[cobalt hare]

hey ruhi

[dense cypress]

And winter cuts it off

[queen merlin]

i don't think regular trees grow in winter without tree fertiliser

[strong scarab]

.-.

[dense cypress]

Yep

[jade beacon]

do it you coward

[strong scarab]

how the heck do i get that

[cobalt hare]

pine trees only I believe

[queen merlin]

nah for pine, mahogany, oak and maple

[dense cypress]

Foraging 7

[queen merlin]

i think its foraging 7 recipe, or just sit through winter

[somber cosmos]

What does an earthquake do

[queen merlin]

ig if you cannot make tappers then might as well as sell the starfruit, at least quality ones

[dense cypress]

Also Luna do you have heaters for animals?

[eternal delta]

destroy stuff

[hardy belfry]

8

[strong scarab]

oof

[queen merlin]

are you on summer 5?

[cobalt hare]

I meant that those grow in winter unlike all the rest not sure if that's correct

[somber cosmos]

Oh, it didn't do anything to mine

[queen merlin]

lemme check wiki once ig

[somber cosmos]

1

[strong scarab]

wait i have that

[queen merlin]

With Tree Fertilizer, trees will grow one stage every night, except at stage 4, which takes two days. In total, a fertilized seed takes five days to reach maturity. Fertilized seeds and seedlings will grow even in Winter; otherwise, trees do not grow at all in winter.

[cobalt hare]

it unlocks the railway station area

[queen merlin]

y1 or day 1?

[strong scarab]

after fertilizing, do i have to water them too?

[cobalt hare]

no need!

[strong scarab]

they've been fertilized

[queen merlin]

nice

should take 5-6 days to grow

[eternal delta]

noice

[cobalt hare]

i’m so proud i got so much progress done in stardew today

[strong scarab]

ty

[queen merlin]

np

[strong scarab]

jeeeeeeeeez big profit

[cobalt hare]

i will now be going to bed goodnight everyone

[somber cosmos]

I just realized I've been playing this game since 8 PM, it's now 4 AM

[jade beacon]

goodnight

[strong scarab]

goodnight

[hidden meadow]

the stardew experience

[somber cosmos]

Good night!

[cobalt hare]

gn 👋

[queen merlin]

nniceee

[dusky mauve]

gn!

[queen merlin]

goodnightt

[somber cosmos]

I don't work while my husband does so like, it's at least something worthwhile to do

Bc I thought it was only 10 PM or close to it

[idle grove]

I played stardew for an entire day once

[somber cosmos]

My husband's off at 9 and will be home around 9:30 so like, I literally have all night

12 hour play time

[eternal delta]

lol

[queen merlin]

💀 💀

[somber cosmos]

What's the odds of finding 3 lost books in a row

[merry echo]

Guys its 30 nw is it???!!

Wgat should i do next to open the sewer?????

[cobalt hare]

you need 60 items for that

[carmine umbra]

U need 60

[strong scarab]

is this guy a scam or is my luck just terrible today

[merry echo]

Bro u said 30 :(

[carmine umbra]

After donating 60, wait for the next day

[carmine umbra]

Terrible luck

[hollow yoke]

bad luck

[hidden meadow]

I was wondering why you were so keen on getting 30 donations

[merry echo]

I wanna open the sewer :(((

[carmine umbra]

It says 60 @merry echo

[hidden meadow]

Just keep playing, youll find artifacts every now and then anyway

[carmine umbra]

^

[cobalt hare]

ye!

[strong scarab]

just going to let you know i am not an it

[cobalt hare]

also open geodes

[hidden meadow]

"It" as in "the message" i assume?

[strong scarab]

ayo what-

[cobalt hare]

[plucky bane]

yum

[hollow yoke]

my favorite

[cobalt hare]

same

[warped ether]

Why does the blob fish look like a jar

[strong scarab]

bruh thats 9 pieces of seaweed so far .-.

[hollow yoke]

i shouldn't have put my blob in my pond

[hidden meadow]

why not

[hollow yoke]

i only have 1 now 💀

while i sold the other

[stray moss]

The fire fitttt!!!

[hidden meadow]

itll reproduce

[hollow yoke]

they multiply over time i'm sure tho

[hidden meadow]

somehow

[cobalt hare]

it does look super weird when taken out of the depths of the ocean irl so that's quite accurate

[strong scarab]

ty

[merry echo]

Heart ❤️

[hollow yoke]

i hope :')

[warped ether]

Yeah well that's also because they're not supposed to look like that

[merry echo]

Mine heart😆

[warped ether]

Their nature just been messed with

They look ultra scary if they're not touched

[hidden meadow]

same honestly

[surreal dagger]

hello

[cobalt hare]

true. they look semi normal in there. also that must hurt tremendously

[hardy belfry]

Hello there

[warped ether]

"What do you feel like?"
"Blobfish."

[stray moss]

Sad to think about lol :/

[surreal dagger]

hows you doing?

[hardy belfry]

Gd u

[cobalt hare]

very

[surreal dagger]

im doing well

[warped ether]

If you showed me a picture of a untouched blobfish next to a touched one, I would never assume they're the same animal

[hardy belfry]

True

[warped ether]

It's like that school year picture of the 2 Daniels
"Daniel" - "The Cooler Daniel"

But instead it's
"Blobfish" - "Jesus what the fuck happened?"

[carmine umbra]

Me after stardew valley for 12 hrs straight

[warped ether]

It looks so human-ish on the 2nd picture as well

Like a melted head

[carmine umbra]

Lmao

[hardy belfry]

Looks like unkarr plutt

[carmine umbra]

They're the same fish?

[warped ether]

Yeah

The "classic" one has just had their nature disturbed too much which changed their body

[carmine umbra]

Thats so sad :(

[queen merlin]

i mean we have already established your luck at getting good things in the game is pretty low with how few good luck days you get

[carmine umbra]

Must've hurt a lot

[queen merlin]

damn

[carmine umbra]

Anyway, haha funni fish

[languid python]

what do u think guys will be the best all year long stuff to grow

[hidden meadow]

Ancient fruit

[arctic bloom]

I'm new to the game so I'm gonna ask a question. Are there any crops that you can in multiple seasons ? They keep dying every new season.

[queen merlin]

i wish w and e weren't so close on the keyboard

[hidden meadow]

a couple ones yeah

[silk marsh]

You can read the seed descriptions.
Coffee = spring + summer
Wheat = summer + fall
Sunflower = summer + fall

[hidden meadow]

wheat, corn, coffee

[silk marsh]

Oh yeah corn too

[languid python]

corn

[cobalt hare]

cute fish

corn is not the best crop to plant

unless you're doing it for cooking

[arctic bloom]

Thank you guys

[hardy belfry]

For profitale multi season crops coffee. spring to summer

[carmine umbra]

Me, an intellectual:
A n c i e n t f r u i t

[cobalt hare]

yess coffee is great

af obviously but it's not easy to find

not always at least

What does the mahogany seed give?

[warped ether]

How the hell do you find coffee?

[carmine umbra]

Seed makersss

[hardy belfry]

Cart

[hidden meadow]

Mahagony tree, can chop it to get hardwood

[stray moss]

Hardwood

[warped ether]

Do I need Robin to build a starbucks on my farm?

[cobalt hare]

Okay thanks

[stray moss]

Yes

[queen merlin]

it is probably one of the worst 💀

[hidden meadow]

Also from dust sprites in the mines

[stray moss]

Have her build one for me as well

[queen merlin]

aside from the flowers

[visual quail]

Dust sprites drop coffee beans sometimes

[warped ether]

Stardewbucks: "Don't ask us where the coffee came from."

[cobalt hare]

those guys drop beans once in a while

[warped ether]

Why did Ape make the Dust sprites so cute though

I feel bad for killing them

[stray moss]

And I will still grow sunflowers no matter what lmao

[visual quail]

[hidden meadow]

It makes me feel even more powerful

[crude tapir]

marcuss!!!!

[plucky bane]

get coffee machine

[cobalt hare]

ikr. it's weird that living off the land mentions it as a recommended crop cause it's multi-harvest

[visual quail]

Hiii pandaacuzicallindigoindihoeee

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[visual quail]

Lmao

[stray moss]

I grow corn when I have fat stacks of cash and want a pretty corn field

[crude tapir]

yeah my names r the best

[visual quail]

They really are

[cobalt hare]

Sorry, do oak, pine, and maple trees need to be spread out to grow? I’m trying to make a sectioned tree farm

[crude tapir]

they atleast need 1 tile space between

[idle grove]

oh no I lost track of time and now it's 2 am irl

[hardy belfry]

Oof

[cobalt hare]

Ah okay, thanks!

[crude tapir]

[stray moss]

Just don’t do that in game

Otherwise Linus will have to drag you home

[cinder mason]

Or u go to the vet but they cost you your life savings

[stray moss]

Lol

[cinder mason]

doctors office*

not vet xD

[stray moss]

Even if ur married to them

VET LOL

[crude tapir]

the vet 💀

[stray moss]

We’re feral beings

The farmer is actually very chaotic if you think about it

Makes sense to be seen by the vet tbh

[crude tapir]

yeah youre the stinky one

[stray moss]

Ur the stinkier one

[crude tapir]

nahh I'm smelling you through my screen fr

[stray moss]

That’s yourself

[queen merlin]

i am surprised that name fit the character limit

[stray moss]

Panda needs a bath tbh

A deep soak tbh

[crude tapir]

discord cant resist panda

[queen merlin]

can anyone

[crude tapir]

you need bleach

[stray moss]

Panda hacked discord she told me

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOOO

[warped ether]

🪞

[stray moss]

She’s mega big brain HACKER

[warped ether]

No, it's you

[cobalt hare]

im so confused with this game ; (

[stray moss]

No it’s you pelle

It’s actually Pelle

[stray moss]

What’s up?

[hardy belfry]

Im sad,I picked hilltop (which doesnt have a chair now I||cant get into secret woods early :(||

[warped ether]

I literally showered like an hour ago

[bright umbra]

how long does it take for a keg to finish

[cinder mason]

Correct opinion: Haley = worst wife

[stray moss]

I think I showered around 1am. It’s now 5am lmao

[crude tapir]

different from what u put in

[strong scarab]

depends what u put in it

[cobalt hare]

everything idk what there is to do other than just farm and its confusing

[hidden meadow]

7 days for wine, 4ish days for juice, 2-3 hours for coffee, 2 days for pale ale or something

[bright umbra]

seven days ok

[stray moss]

Farm, talk to the people, chop trees, fish, look for goodies to pick up

[hidden meadow]

Mines are fun

[cobalt hare]

ohh alr, it also doesnt help I played for like 20 minutes lol

[stray moss]

Go mining !

[cobalt hare]

alr tyy

[somber cosmos]

It's a farming game lmao, the main focus is the farming

[stray moss]

Lmfao

Yes play a little more ya silly head

[somber cosmos]

However I do like exploring, its actually fun and you can find things

[idle grove]

ok I am going sleep now people

[somber cosmos]

Gnight Deaf!

[idle grove]

gn

[stray moss]

Gn

[hardy belfry]

Good night

[surreal dagger]

sleep well

[stray moss]

Panda is in a completely different chat rn and I can still smell her

[crude tapir]

STFU

[surreal dagger]

😆

i was not ready to read that

[stray moss]

I thought it was getting stronger…she’s back!

[stray moss]

LMFAO

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271794357272636.gif?v=1

[stray moss]

I’m jk I’m not being serious b4 mods see this

[visual umbra]

Bye

[stray moss]

LOL I LOVE THIS

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271745111294042.gif?v=1

[stray moss]

Are those stickers im on mobile

[crude tapir]

gif

[visual umbra]

You are not a nitro user wtf.

[stray moss]

Ah fuck

[crude tapir]

I'm broke man

[stray moss]

Ah shit rip panda nitro I didn’t even notice

[hardy belfry]

💢

[stray moss]

This one is for you panda…

[surreal dagger]

i will be using that on peeps in the future thank you😆

[stray moss]

That’s for panda

[carmine umbra]

Lmao, haven't seen you in a while

[crude tapir]

???

[stray moss]

Lol XDD

[crude tapir]

i hope your discord account gets hacked from discord themselves

[carmine umbra]

I lurk a lot and i saw u a lot of times

Not lately tho

[crude tapir]

oh okay

[stray moss]

If it does I know it’s actually you

[crude tapir]

LMAFOOO

[stray moss]

PANDA CERTIFIED HACKER

[surreal dagger]

😆 😆

[crude tapir]

yeah I'm such a big brain hacker

[stray moss]

Itsmepandathecertifieddiscordhacker

[cobalt hare]

panda your name 😂😂💀

[crude tapir]

yeah had to humble indigo quick

[crude tapir]

omg

[queen merlin]

choco

what time is it

[stray moss]

You do that all the time tfym LMAO

[crude tapir]

DAMNNNN LMFAOOAOA

[visual umbra]

Never thought about calling him montoya?

[stray moss]

Panda act like she doesn’t constantly knock ppl down a notch 💀💀😂

[crude tapir]

wtf is montoya

[surreal dagger]

the chaos of this chat is so much

[crude tapir]

👩‍🦯

[stray moss]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-ah-ah-married-at-first-sight-no-no-no-no-way-nah-gif-16880464

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/theprincessbride-reactions-inigo-montoya-prepare-to-die-gif-4550960

[stray moss]

Panda^

[queen merlin]

indigo montoya

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271745111294042.gif?v=1

[stray moss]

Oh that’s not panda. My gif is panda. You ruined it ajem

[cobalt hare]

BED TIME

[crude tapir]

smhhh

[cobalt hare]

goodnight 😭

[queen merlin]

okie i sleep goodnight

[surreal dagger]

good morning

[queen merlin]

WAIT ITS YOUR BEDTIME NOT MINE

goodnight choco

[visual umbra]

Thanks. Glad to feel welcome.

[crude tapir]

i just know this indigo, montoya is a faker smh

[queen merlin]

sleep well

[stray moss]

LMFAO 💀💀💀💀

[cinder mason]

This is a great tutorial for greeting someone. Approach / opener (hello, hey etc), state your name, state backstory, state intentions. 10/10 would recommend

[stray moss]

The real indigo takes SHITS

And lots of them at that

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO HELP

[somber cosmos]

I've done that many times but it kinda creeps ppl out tbh

[visual umbra]

100%. People these days have no manners. I have to give them my credit card number and 3 numbers on the back and just then they start acting nice.

[stray moss]

Keep that a secret

[queen merlin]

💀 💀

[somber cosmos]

"Hello, my name is xxx, you run xxx and I'm here to ruin it" is a classic

[queen merlin]

dead

[visual umbra]

Like Usain Bolt?

[queen merlin]

i shhed the chat

[somber cosmos]

Sometimes

It's scary if it's towards a track runner and a threat towards a business

[strong scarab]

?

[visual umbra]

Hello my name is Usain Bolt, you run 100m and I'm here to ruin it.

[stray moss]

Ok it’s 5:30am I need to go to bed, goodnight everyone!!💕

And Goodnight panda

[crude tapir]

HEY WHY DO I GET NO HEART

[surreal dagger]

good afternoon everyone

[crude tapir]

UEUEUEUEUEEUE

[somber cosmos]

I've said that to 4 track runners at my old high-school and 3 business owners I'm close friends with

[cinder mason]

I know right? Back in my day, people shook hands, not 'Dap' each other up. What a shame 🧓

[visual umbra]

If you are american feel free to convert 100m to tomatoes per millenia so you can also understand.

[stray moss]

[somber cosmos]

It's thrown the track runners off bad enough that their times always get worse

[crude tapir]

THATS MORE LIKE IT

[jade beacon]

i open dc and see shane my beloved

[visual umbra]

Kids these days 👨‍🦳

[somber cosmos]

That translates to 15TPM

[visual umbra]

Thanks. Now our american buddies can also understand 😀

[somber cosmos]

:) YW

Also how the hecc do you make special soup for the summer event

I added gold star pepper and it was just OK

[visual umbra]

Just but something of high quality inside.

Except I believe a herring or some shit.

[somber cosmos]

So a fish

[cobalt hare]

I always go for gold star cauliflower

[visual umbra]

I put a herring in and it tasted like crap.

[visual umbra]

Ye I just put a truffle.

[cobalt hare]

wiki has a list of all the items and corresponding reactions

[somber cosmos]

Oooh I'll go there later

[cobalt hare]

truffle works too I bet

[charred palm]

What a shame baby what a shame

Gold sturgeon my go-to for the luau

[somber cosmos]

Bruh I went for a handshake once at a job fair thing

[charred palm]

And ||lewis shorts||

[somber cosmos]

Dude fucking started into a "dap" and both of us stood there for a solid minute just staring at eachother bc of it

[cobalt hare]

haha yeah

[somber cosmos]

I have yet to find those

[visual umbra]

Was it a Dunder Mifflin job?

[somber cosmos]

Office job on an army post

[visual umbra]

Damn..

[somber cosmos]

That experience got me to leave the entire job fair lmfao

Very unprofessional, save that stuff for friends

[visual umbra]

I sometimes wonder how people like that even get jobs in the first place.

[spring bison]

tf?

[arctic bloom]

Fair

[visual umbra]

What?

[arctic bloom]

I agree

[cobalt hare]

Good farmer good

[merry echo]

I'm so dumb!!!!!!

I payed for the deep fishing but i don't have my fishing rod!!!

[cobalt hare]

is restarting the day an option?

[spring bison]

Yes?

[cobalt hare]

I meant for fdh

[somber cosmos]

Should I get tiller or rancher

[hidden meadow]

Tiller

[cobalt hare]

tiller is the best

[somber cosmos]

Aight

I only just got a coop lmao, wanted to make sure I wasn't gonna pick wrong

[cobalt hare]

actually artisan is the best but you need to pick tiller to get that one to pick from at level 10

[cobalt hare]

no worries as you can change those professions as you see fit later in game

still, I always recommend going tiller -- artisan

[somber cosmos]

Aight

I'll definitely try those out!

[spring bison]

Tiller

[tardy forge]

Hello

Is it possible to marry the homeless guy

[crude tapir]

nope

[tardy forge]

He's the only one who accepts my daffodils (so far)

[crude tapir]

LMFAOO

[hidden meadow]

Quite a lot of people like daffodils

[spring bison]

Yes

[tardy forge]

Also anyone got any tips for fishing the little green bar is so sensitive and jumps about when I try to fish

[crude tapir]

🤨

[visual quail]

You can't marry him unfortunately, but he really likes foragables yeah haha

[tardy forge]

I tried giving one to whoever Alex was (I wasn't paying attention) and they didn't like it

[visual quail]

Get the training rod probably

[crude tapir]

fishing lvl up, fish food and tackles (cork bobber to make ur bar bigger)

[hidden meadow]

Alex is neutral towards Daffodils, he might not be thrilled to get them but it still gives 20 Friendship points

[cinder mason]

A few tips I have learned from my time:

• Try a controller if you have one
• Try to get a fiberglass / iridium if you can afford
• try different tackles (With iridium you can use both tackles and bait)
• If the area you are fishing has hard fish, you can press I believe x (iirc) to give-up

[tardy forge]

Ok pog

Where does one get iridium

[hidden meadow]

Have you fixed the bus yet?

[tardy forge]

No I'm only at about day 19 or so I believe

[cinder mason]

||Skull Cavern or Dungeon (possible not tho)||

[hidden meadow]

Aight, you will be able to get your hands on iridium after you do that

You can get some here and there, from geodes for example

[tardy forge]

I got the game this afternoon after watching RTgame's playthrough on breaking bad farm, it's alot harder than he makes it look lmao

[hollow yoke]

and fish towards the bubbles

[hidden meadow]

Its a lovely game, enjoy the experience

[cinder mason]

Bro, some of the Youtubers and Streamers are even able to beat CC in like 5 hours xD

[hidden meadow]

[cinder mason]

Really? I didn't know this one

[tardy forge]

I assume CC is community center? And if so I haven't even been inside it yet

[hollow yoke]

if u cast towards bubbles in water, fish bite 4 times faster

[hidden meadow]

yeah

[cinder mason]

Good to know

[hidden meadow]

The town hall north of the city

[cinder mason]

CC is community centre yes, Did you get the Cutscene?

[hollow yoke]

and u will know u got the bubbles if ur rod gets sparkles around it 👍

[tardy forge]

I've been wanting to get copper tools before doing anything community center wise

But I keep running out of energy at like 10 AM and having to sleep the day away

[cinder mason]

Broskii I got to level 100 before getting copper pickaxe XD

[cinder mason]

Don't do that just eat salads or smth

[hidden meadow]

Have a look around the center, you will see what you gotta do

[tardy forge]

I don't have a kitchen yet to make food

[cinder mason]

You can buy stuff

[hollow yoke]

saloon

[hidden meadow]

Did you pick any salmonberries?

[tardy forge]

I've just been farming lmao, I got myself some strawberries

[cinder mason]

Go to saloon

[valid flare]

:emoji_14:

[hidden meadow]

Spring 19 year 1 people lol, they cant just buy salads

[tardy forge]

Yeah and then I gave one to the homless guy and then sold the other two

[hollow yoke]

i put ||pinky lemon|| behind the bar by gus kekekek

[meager shadow]

YES!! SEGGSSS!!

[charred palm]

Not now...

[hollow yoke]

the hover over not now lmfao

[hidden meadow]

ah, they are a good source of energy early on. you can craft field snacks too once you reach foraging lvl 1

[visual quail]

If you go all the way south from your farm you're likely to find spring onions. They don't sell for much so they are better used as food

[hidden meadow]

ah true

[tardy forge]

I can craft em but I unlocked it right after selling all my pinecones and acorns lmao

[meager shadow]

it is actually hovering to Yes, but because of how awfully delay the screenshot is, it hovered there

[hollow yoke]

who'd u marry

[hidden meadow]

Try to keep a bit of everything 😄 You need a lot of things sooner or later

[hollow yoke]

i bet emily

[cinder mason]

I bet haley

[tardy forge]

I've been keeping all my stone and fibre

[meager shadow]

penny

💪

[hollow yoke]

i totally forgot penny was a character

[hidden meadow]

Things like acorns, stone, fiber, wood, etc dont sell for much so its good to just keep and use em

[hollow yoke]

i only think ab abi emily and haley

[meager shadow]

you did not just

[tardy forge]

I was planning on marrying that purple haired girl and being a lesbian but then she said the clam shell I gave her was smelly

[hollow yoke]

give her amethyst

she'll eat em

[hidden meadow]

[tardy forge]

I just sold my amythest 😭 😭 😭

[polar hawk]

she was the first i ever romanced, and i regret it every day

[hollow yoke]

she also likes blackberry cobbler

[hidden meadow]

You get that recipe in like Fall Year 2 tho

[cinder mason]

;-; You have to fish 2500 treasure chests to get a|| prismatic shard ||

[hollow yoke]

u can get 1 from seb in winter by luck/random

[tardy forge]

I also dislike Clint. For no reason. He just seems like an asshole. (This is not related to the RTgame playthrough that's separate and in no way influences my decision)

[hidden meadow]

Oh yeah thats another point, try to watch TV everyday. Weather and Luck are pretty important

[hollow yoke]

^ lots of recipes on tv too

[tardy forge]

I've had like one lucky day and two rainy days

[hidden meadow]

The whole community does and its very good that way

[hollow yoke]

clint hits on emily sm

[tardy forge]

I want to send Clint to a joja slave labor camp

[cinder mason]

WTF

[tardy forge]

I assume joja has those

[cinder mason]

Don't hate on clunt 😠 😠

[hidden meadow]

[hollow yoke]

when clint's off work i like to gift him geodes

[polar hawk]

i gift him sap

[tardy forge]

I keep all my geodes in a chest

[cinder mason]

Does he like that?

[polar hawk]

no

[cinder mason]

...

[hidden meadow]

You can crack em for 25g at the blacksmith

[tardy forge]

I make sure to rummage through Clint's rubbish bin

[surreal dagger]

indeed wtf

[hollow yoke]

same

[tardy forge]

I'd rather buy a parsnip for 20g

[hollow yoke]

geodes are pretty neat

[tardy forge]

Imma stock up on geodes and then just crack em all open in like year three

[cinder mason]

hmmm 1 year is like 30~ hours irl time

[hidden meadow]

Advised to do it earlier than that 😄 Youll start to make more money as time goes on

much more money

[surreal dagger]

look clint is just doing his job ok

[cinder mason]

clunt*

[tardy forge]

I also got my first furnace, I hate the 5-1 conversation rate of copper

[hollow yoke]

good thing quartz require just 1

[cinder mason]

Who's going to tell him?

[hardy belfry]

You

[cinder mason]

@tardy forge They all are 5-1 I think

[tardy forge]

Cringe

[hidden meadow]

minecraft spoiled us

[surreal dagger]

im having such a hard time getting to 100% in one of my worlds

[tardy forge]

Stardew valley mod for Minecraft when

[cinder mason]

Yeah, even terraria gave us better things then 5 ores per bar

[hidden meadow]

people have recreated stardew in minecraft

[tardy forge]

I hate recreating things in Minecraft, I dislike it not being original

[lament urchin]

there is the farming mod with the buildings and stuff

[cobalt hare]

I Love || krobus||

FREE OMNI GEODES

[cinder mason]

Spoilers

[cobalt hare]

Free slime

[tardy forge]

I love morbius

[lament urchin]

how is that spoilers

60 donations isn't that hard

[tardy forge]

Morbius event in Stardew valley when

[cobalt hare]

You need the rusty key

Which is kinda spoiler

[hidden meadow]

[cinder mason]

Crystalline doesn't know who|| Krobus ||is

[queen merlin]

i mean it does not have to be spoilered according to the rules

[hidden meadow]

for now its just a name tho

[cinder mason]

I guess so

[queen merlin]

so is dependent on the person who is saying it :p

[surreal dagger]

his best boi

[tardy forge]

I watched the RTgames videos a bit, he's the little black spirit thing

[cobalt hare]

Anyway he is free slime and Omni geodes

[hidden meadow]

ya, theres looots to do

[cinder mason]

Shadow figure

[cobalt hare]

my favorite npc now

followed by robin because epic

[tardy forge]

My favorite NPC is wumbus my cat

[cinder mason]

Yay, level 10 fishing!!

[cobalt hare]

Give me your level 10 fishing

[hidden meadow]

cat good

[cinder mason]

Now my fish are worth 75% more then the start of the run

[hardy belfry]

Related to but not like those....things in the mines

[hidden meadow]

its 50% tho, the description is a bit misleading

[cobalt hare]

so close yet so far to level 10 fish (i leveled up mining to 10, this is an old screenshot)

[cinder mason]

Do you mean Squid people? I think that it is what they are called

[tardy forge]

I enjoy this game defos worth the $18 (and even more)

[cinder mason]

Oh, does it only bump it up to 50% instead?

[hidden meadow]

ya

[surreal dagger]

there isssss and i cant do it all which is saddddddd

[hollow yoke]

i WISH the skill perks built up but unfortunately u drop one to pick another

[cobalt hare]

Also why did ||krobus|| kill ||dwarf's family||

[tardy forge]

Racism

[cobalt hare]

Sad

[lament urchin]

||would have been the krobus race, not krobus himself?||

[hidden meadow]

thats what i wanted to say lol

[hardy belfry]

The guidebook calles them shadow brutes

[cobalt hare]

Didn't pay attention to cutscene

[cinder mason]

Ah, I must've mistaken them

[lament urchin]

squid thing is the fireball head

[cobalt hare]

All i know is that ||krobus people|| fought ||dwarf people||

[visual umbra]

No he didn't lol.

[tardy forge]

Also does anyone have a SS of that one NPC talking about how the joja mart food is unhealthy for her family I need it for a home economics essay

[cobalt hare]

what

[visual umbra]

I don't think that would hold up in court.

[cobalt hare]

oh caroline

[hidden meadow]

uhh i believe jodi says that?

[jolly dome]

Hi im new to the game what are the best early game money making?

[hidden meadow]

farming and fishing

[visual umbra]

Fishing.

[hollow yoke]

shit scared me so bad

[cobalt hare]

Caroline has a book that goes "oh no beat up joja because funni"

[hollow yoke]

just seeing it in the corner of my screen 💀

[tardy forge]

I made 300 G of three fishes it's defos a good money maker

[cobalt hare]

Wrong

Invest beer and cheese

[visual umbra]

Yup.

[hidden meadow]

Thats jodi

[visual umbra]

Jodi do be cringe.

[hidden meadow]

Why are you telling people fishing wasnt a good early game money maker lol

[tardy forge]

Does she have a chance to say it more than once?

I wanna get a SS from in game

[cinder mason]

||Pog I think those will grow into mushy trees ||

[cobalt hare]

If you sell 10 ||starfruit|| wine with the ||artician job|| you can make like 40k+

[lament urchin]

Cheese isn't really early game

[tardy forge]

I wanna make parsnip wine

[cobalt hare]

(ignore the other stuff)

oh wait it's 30k

[visual umbra]

How the f are they supposed to be able to a) get the bus and b) buy starfruit seeds?

[rich crest]

how does that correlate with anything they're saying

[cinder mason]

Goat cheese is good food, I wouldnt personally sell it

[hidden meadow]

I believe so, try talking to her before 9am, thats when joja opens and she apparently says it when its closed

[tardy forge]

Void maynase? Is it tasty?

[cobalt hare]

i thought it wasn't too early game

[rich crest]

ah yes i can definitely make 10 starfruit wines 2 days in

[cobalt hare]

It poisons yo

You

[visual umbra]

What do you mean early game means?

[cobalt hare]

Invest mead then

[tardy forge]

The joja store manager is a doosh, I wanna wack him with my rusty sword and give him tenitus or whatever that deseise is called

[lament urchin]

kegs early game is no

[rich crest]

that still doesn't correlate with fishing and early

preserve jars, sure

[visual umbra]

Not kegs. Aged starfruit wine.

[cobalt hare]

How to age it

[lament urchin]

cask

[cobalt hare]

How

[lament urchin]

final house upgrade

[cobalt hare]

AAAAAH THE NURSERY WASN'T THE FINAL UPGRADE???

[rich crest]

no it isnt

[hidden meadow]

Stick to the community center route then Itll be a while before jodi says the thing u need to im afraid

[tardy forge]

Hang on if I'm a lesbian in Stardew valley can I have a baby

[cobalt hare]

Adopt baby

[lament urchin]

adopt

[hidden meadow]

✨ adoption ✨

[cobalt hare]

But to get baby you need nursery in your house and your spouse must be happy af

[cinder mason]

^

[tardy forge]

I will kidnap a child off the streets

[cinder mason]

14 hearts iirc

or 13

[cobalt hare]

then there is a 5% chance that spouse wants kid

[hidden meadow]

jodi can also say this randomly

[cobalt hare]

Say yes

[tardy forge]

That's the one I was looking for

[languid python]

goddamit i fall asleep on 80floor of sc mines, ill never get to thiks shit

[cobalt hare]

Wait 14 days because baby is thrown in krobus' place and badabeem badaboom baby appears

Slap baby a couple of times

Baby buff

[hidden meadow]

[tardy forge]

Can I sell my child?

[visual umbra]

Krobus knows what chemical elements it takes to make a baby.

[hidden meadow]

uhh

[cobalt hare]

No

[hidden meadow]

You can remove it

[tardy forge]

Sadge

Is there a mod that lets me sell my child

[visual umbra]

Not really but you can do something else.

[cobalt hare]

If baby is sellable it will be the most op money making method

[hidden meadow]

You dont need mods, trust me

[visual umbra]

There isn't a human trafficking mod if that is what you are asking.

[cinder mason]

I don't think they are sellable ☠️

[tardy forge]

Here at Crystalline farms we farm humans :)

[cobalt hare]

cool

[cinder mason]

I need 40k to get the bus repaired ;-;

[hidden meadow]

sounds like Joja to me

[tardy forge]

Joja does sound like they own an orphanage

[cobalt hare]

Easy to get, pet pig everyday, pig happy, pig poop, collect poop, make poop beer, sell poop beer (truffle oil)

[strange mural]

I just had the leah cutscene where she gives you a sculpture but now im stuck in a wall how do i escape

[tardy forge]

They get abandons children and train em up o be employees

[hidden meadow]

Cause Morris murdered their parents through extensive labor

[cobalt hare]

How to please boomer

[cinder mason]

I don't have a big enough barn yet, to get one... it require money 😦

[cobalt hare]

I want the prize

[cobalt hare]

Use cows them

[hidden meadow]

cant you pick it up?

[cinder mason]

I have chooks

[cobalt hare]

Not enough money

[strange mural]

no im just stuck in a wall

[hidden meadow]

huh

[tardy forge]

[cobalt hare]

Get a cow

Milk everyday

[strange mural]

stuck at the bottom path to be precise

[hidden meadow]

send a screenshot in #images-and-memes

[cobalt hare]

i knew krobus was good

Dwarf was a piece of crap

[cinder mason]

I need one more scroll, I think its scroll 1 to interact with him

[cobalt hare]

Kill enemies in the mines

[hidden meadow]

Dwarf gives explosives, dwarf good

[cinder mason]

can someone show me his shop?

[cobalt hare]

Krobus gives Omni geodes, Krobus good

[hidden meadow]

explosives and other goodies

[cobalt hare]

Krobus vs Dwarf who wins

[cinder mason]

both good?

[gloomy mist]

Dwarf is bae

[frigid aspen]

Before I go to level 110 in the mines, should I up my pick to gold?

[visual umbra]

Bombs, healing, farming utilities.

[tardy forge]

Is arson possible in Stardew valley

[visual umbra]

Always a good idea.

[cobalt hare]

Yes, they both are a life saver.

[hidden meadow]

Mines are doable iron

[tardy forge]

Are junimos edible?

[gloomy mist]

I finished mines in iron

only upgrade to gold once u need to farm iron

[cinder mason]

at 100 with copper 😎

[hidden meadow]

Arson not exactly, but other things such as, uhh i dont know, igniting megatons of bombs are very much possible

and recommended

[visual umbra]

You will upgrade it anyway so there is no reason not to do it right away. Unless you need money for seeds.

[tardy forge]

In Clint's house? Ofc I'm doing that when I'm rich

[jade beacon]

yes they are smol green apples with little arms

[hidden meadow]

you could even buy the materials for said bombs off of him

[tardy forge]

I used the stones to destroy the stones...

[gloomy mist]

actually would that be cheaper than buying bombs

I'm assuming not

[hidden meadow]

i prefer my apples how i prefer george, without functioning legs

[hidden meadow]

nah

[tardy forge]

Ay George is sexy.

[jade beacon]

lmfaoo

[tardy forge]

Is it possible for George's wife to die so I can marry him

[jade beacon]

wtf wrong with you 😭😭

[visual umbra]

Although there is 1 difference between an apple and george, apple is not a vegetable.

[gloomy mist]

I wish

[tardy forge]

it's like screwing a transformer

[jade beacon]

i thought evelyn was universally loved by the stardew community

but yall just george simps

[hidden meadow]

apples take longer to rot

[tardy forge]

I love granny but... I need George's hot bod

[cinder mason]

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-phineas-i-know-what-were-going-to-do-today-gif-15622268

[rich crest]

plss hahaha

[jade beacon]

evelyn is love

[rich crest]

omg

[hidden meadow]

og flower queen

[rich crest]

[tardy forge]

[jade beacon]

yuhh

[tardy forge]

Am I able to take responsibility for putting mayor Lewis's pants in the potluck (once I get to that point)

[hidden meadow]

Evelyn is like queen elizabeth

She will outlive her children

[tardy forge]

I should become queen IRL

My best idea yet

[hidden meadow]

They wont know it was u, but its fun nonetheless

[jade beacon]

embarrass the mayor

[tardy forge]

What are more fun things to do with the mayor's pants

[hidden meadow]

Oh boi

[jade beacon]

mayor lewis is poopy head

[jade beacon]

put it on display with a sign

[tardy forge]

Can I gift the pants to people?

[jade beacon]

game wont let u

[tardy forge]

Cringe

Can I blackmail the mayor into giving me his truck

[jade beacon]

no but only in the stardew fair

[hidden meadow]

you can wear em

somehow

[visual umbra]

Feel free to try.

[cinder mason]

Do they provide advantages?

[tardy forge]

Aight. I'm not doing anything with em but that

[visual umbra]

Although I don't think how someone would give you a truck for pants.

[hidden meadow]

you will get reactions out of lewis and someone else

[tardy forge]

Cause it's a very personal item

[visual umbra]

+7 speed +9 attractiveness +5 luck.

[jade beacon]

||lewis and marnie fucking fr||

[hidden meadow]

+2 slickness

[cinder mason]

Are you able to get them post quest?

[jade beacon]

+10 stinky

[tardy forge]

I'm gonna marry lewis noone can stop me

[visual umbra]

If you steal my socks do you think I would paypal you 2k bucks to get them back?

[hidden meadow]

+10 grandpa pubic hair

[jade beacon]

eww 😭

[visual umbra]

No.

[tardy forge]

It's mayor Lewis' underwear

[visual umbra]

Exactly. UNDERWEAR.

[tardy forge]

Yeah

Probably got more skidmarks than a boy racer does in a week

[cinder mason]

rippp

[visual umbra]

It's not a document, a picture. It is underwear.

[jade beacon]

no u dumbasses its mayorlewisluckypurpleshorts

[hidden meadow]

Does the wear-the-staircase thing still work?

[cinder mason]

I think so

[hidden meadow]

in that case you can wear them post quest

[jade beacon]

farmer wearing someone elses underwear is ew

[cobalt hare]

ye

you should put it in the soup

[jade beacon]

yes

[cobalt hare]

[jade beacon]

^^^^

[cobalt hare]

Do i need to wait for spouse to sleep for the "do you want baby" thing to appear or can I just sleep before spouse

[hidden meadow]

happens over night

[cobalt hare]

^

so u can sleep whenever

[jade beacon]

1/20 chance to happen over night

[visual umbra]

People can't talk while they sleep.

[tardy forge]

I need to go to sleep have funsies with your purple pantie eaters or whatever y'all are doing

[cobalt hare]

aha, so i don't need to stay up until 10 pm?

[hidden meadow]

no