#stardew-valley

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meager saffron
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why would u out urself like this

obsidian forge
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nandos betrayed me

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the one close to my house

copper trail
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how did we really think the exact same thing what i didnt even see ur message

obsidian forge
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Gone

cerulean warren
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lmfao yea

gloomy mist
meager saffron
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how did this conversation rise

cerulean warren
gloomy mist
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the clostest one near me is also near a wagas so i never go to it

obsidian forge
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the fuck is wagas

plucky bane
meager saffron
copper trail
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im briphobic if u think u are bri'ish i dont support

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
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that looks delish

gloomy mist
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it fr is

sinful sinew
gloomy mist
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double kill

cerulean warren
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I'm doing work experience in a school rn and recently I helped out organising a trip to shakespeares house w year 7s and on the coach back someone found a vape on the floor, and nobody was let off the coach until whoever it belonged to confessed

cerulean warren
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YEAH

gloomy mist
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jezuz

obsidian forge
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british people when they are thirsty
oi fam um firsty

plucky bane
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depends on ur crowd tbh

hasty pond
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bri ish people when I mug them(they need to ask permission before they can tap me ith a pebble)

obsidian forge
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this us so hip and funny

gloomy mist
copper trail
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our nour 😭

obsidian forge
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what u gonna say

gloomy mist
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nourthing against them

obsidian forge
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what about us

mint burrow
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Lol

copper trail
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australia is the florida of england

obsidian forge
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and do not say spiders because there are like 2 spiders

cobalt hare
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I made my favourite thing in Stardew Valley β€œFood” and when I ate a stardrop it was the most boring thing ever

gloomy mist
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not true australia isnt part of england

cobalt hare
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β€œIt’s strange but the taste reminds you of Food.”

obsidian forge
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australia could not be any further away from england

cerulean warren
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mine was cats

undone blaze
clever spire
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lmfaoπŸ’€

gloomy mist
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theyre really massive and cover the whole country

gloomy mist
cobalt hare
obsidian forge
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every year for the oast 4 years i see like 2 spiders

copper trail
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why do yall eat fairy bread?

cerulean warren
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australia seems v cool but I would be terrified of the wildlife there tbh

obsidian forge
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whats ur problem with fairy bread

gloomy mist
meager saffron
obsidian forge
gloomy mist
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in the UK REMEMBER WE DONT HAVE THOSE

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
gloomy mist
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id sob and cry

obsidian forge
copper trail
meager saffron
gloomy mist
copper trail
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yall still follow the queen tho

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
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and literally everyone has an accent

obsidian forge
meager saffron
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immy why are u taking this to heart

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australians are not free from the β€œhaha white ppl” jokes
u do not get a free pass
i will laugh.

copper trail
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omg who knew australians are patriotic

undone blaze
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What's... Up?

gloomy mist
meager saffron
gloomy mist
obsidian forge
undone blaze
meager saffron
meager saffron
copper trail
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brits eat peculiar food australians eat peculiar food

grand plover
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What can a Cactus fruit do other than consuming and selling it?

copper trail
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u can gift it

obsidian forge
dense frigate
undone blaze
copper trail
cerulean warren
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you can make it into jelly or wine

meager saffron
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and spoiler for later but ||u can use it for colour for emily ||

obsidian forge
grand plover
orchid forge
meager saffron
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i’m downloading so many things on disney+ i think my ipad may explode

obsidian forge
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maybe u had a bad one but sprinkles on white bread is boss

grand plover
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I have it in the community center. Didn't know about jelly. πŸ‘

dense frigate
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Don't get jelly

gloomy mist
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honestly idk about good food my mum grew up eastern european and british so

undone blaze
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What exactly is fairy bread?

obsidian forge
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that is nkt fairy bread

gloomy mist
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omg pride bread

lament path
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Sugar

cerulean warren
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PRIDE COOKIES

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
undone blaze
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The rainbow hearts sold me

cerulean warren
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I want to bake those rn

obsidian forge
plucky bane
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hmm looks like diabetes

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
copper trail
# obsidian forge

why dont yall just eat real cake for birthdays instead of bread with sprinkles???

undone blaze
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Oh please it's not that bad

dense frigate
# obsidian forge

Looks very nice doesn't look like it would taste all that good to me though imo

lament path
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I would eat it if that wasn't pure diabetes

plucky bane
copper trail
gloomy mist
gloomy mist
cerulean warren
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same

undone blaze
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If it was toasted I'd eat it

lament path
dense frigate
copper trail
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cant u substitute the sprinkles with a egg or something and have a much better healthier meal

obsidian forge
undone blaze
toxic girder
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How long does it take to build the barn

obsidian forge
copper trail
cerulean warren
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2 days iirc

gloomy mist
lament path
gloomy mist
languid geode
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hello

undone blaze
orchid cosmos
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fighter vs scout?

gloomy mist
gloomy mist
dense frigate
gloomy mist
undone blaze
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I like scout - acrobat for my hammer

lament path
undone blaze
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Go ham bam Bam

obsidian forge
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sndjsjdjjd i love omori

lament path
plucky bane
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i go fighter cause i use the sword exclusively

undone blaze
gloomy mist
dense frigate
obsidian forge
lament path
dense frigate
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Rip

cerulean warren
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smh

lament path
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Embed fail f

gloomy mist
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thast no snady

mint burrow
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lol

obsidian forge
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sandy had a bad day

languid geode
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embed faliure kills me inside

mint burrow
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Hmm

dense frigate
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Rip

cerulean warren
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ikr its so embarrassing for some reason

obsidian forge
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irs not the failure u need the cowpoke role

dense frigate
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I mean you only need level 5 for image perms

undone blaze
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!embed

gloomy mist
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OM

cerulean warren
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ahh lol that's why

undone blaze
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Uh command fail

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Smh

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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hopefully soon

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I only joined this morning

languid geode
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only 5 i dont talk to ppl 😭

gloomy mist
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i found out they have jungkook edit gifs thats literally insane

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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this morning for me bc timezones

undone blaze
languid geode
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i only started playing stardew today

gloomy mist
undone blaze
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Okay

gloomy mist
cerulean warren
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yea I've been playing stardew for a month

dense frigate
gloomy mist
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its giving 2015

cerulean warren
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I already have uh. 40 hours

obsidian forge
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i r been playinf fkr a couple weeks

orchid forge
obsidian forge
gloomy mist
obsidian forge
undone blaze
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I only have 300 hours

gloomy mist
plucky bane
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well i hate it when npcs dont like me so i used the wiki for gifts like all the time

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
dense frigate
steady flare
gloomy mist
mint burrow
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lol

languid geode
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i have so much time to kill cause i have covid so im stuck at home

undone blaze
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Alex gets eggs

gloomy mist
undone blaze
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Pierre gets eggs

steady flare
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Now you can play as me

plucky bane
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oh yea pierre is on the dont talk to list but somehow i still end up having more hearts on him than harvey

dense frigate
obsidian forge
undone blaze
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Also uh why Jas?

cerulean warren
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i had covid during the legends arceus phase

gloomy mist
cerulean warren
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I got to like 70 hours in 10 days

obsidian forge
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jas is a little prick

gloomy mist
steady flare
obsidian forge
plucky bane
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bro jas's hair ticks me off for NO reason i just cant explain it

dense frigate
gloomy mist
obsidian forge
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SHES SO FUCKING ANNOYING

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i love doja catπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
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HAHSHDJD

steady flare
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Guys how old is Monny?

dense frigate
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LOL

dense frigate
gloomy mist
steady flare
cerulean warren
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whomst

gloomy mist
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bros hallucinating 😭

dense frigate
obsidian forge
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why does clint like a 20-30 yr old hes around 40-50

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its a normal age gap but for clint its weirder

dense frigate
obsidian forge
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clint deserves hell

gloomy mist
steady flare
obsidian forge
gloomy mist
obsidian forge
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marnie is middle aged

plucky bane
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clint is literally an incel

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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I thought marnie was about 40

steady flare
obsidian forge
steady flare
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Clint but wholesome

gloomy mist
gloomy mist
obsidian forge
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idiots when they speak: I LOVE CLINT

dense frigate
# steady flare

Can you please replace him with the "Clint is another Emily mod" I hate seeing his face

languid geode
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gunther best waifu

obsidian forge
gloomy mist
steady flare
dense frigate
surreal wasp
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Anyone know if I should just sell my summer seeds or if I should plant them

gloomy mist
obsidian forge
surreal wasp
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Also I love Clint I wish I could wife him up

dense frigate
obsidian forge
gloomy mist
languid geode
dense frigate
cerulean warren
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museum dude

plucky bane
steady flare
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You know what? Since you guys are being so hard on Clint, I'm gonna give you a Clemily.

gloomy mist
undone blaze
dense frigate
surreal wasp
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Clint 😍 😍

plucky bane
languid geode
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down bad for museum dude

gloomy mist
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IM SO DUMB

steady flare
cerulean warren
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N O

obsidian forge
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get rid of that

plucky bane
gloomy mist
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I THOUGHT U WERE TALKING AB GUS BUT NO

dense frigate
obsidian forge
surreal wasp
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I hate clemily I wanna marry him

gloomy mist
plucky bane
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wait a minute why does clint have a dumpy

steady flare
gloomy mist
surreal wasp
obsidian forge
cerulean warren
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all that geode whacking gave him a dumpy

gloomy mist
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he charges too much

languid geode
gloomy mist
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he got a bbl w the money thats why ehs always poor

undone blaze
steady flare
dense frigate
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NOO

obsidian forge
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cling remindds me of a british

surreal wasp
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PLEASW

dense frigate
surreal wasp
undone blaze
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πŸ‘‰ SDVitemtrash

cerulean warren
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you're all down bad

obsidian forge
gloomy mist
gloomy mist
languid geode
surreal wasp
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Yall are so mean to him

obsidian forge
cerulean warren
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true

steady flare
cerulean warren
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rookie numbers

obsidian forge
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so happy i didnt marry abigail

undone blaze
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Only 4?

steady flare
languid geode
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linus my beloved

surreal wasp
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Isn't Abigail

obsidian forge
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linus😊😊

cerulean warren
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i have abigail shane and emily at 8 hearts
who do I marry

surreal wasp
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Like half clients age

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SHANE

plucky bane
surreal wasp
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MARRY HIM HES SO GOOD

obsidian forge
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GOD I LOVE HALEY

plucky bane
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no literally marry haley

steady flare
obsidian forge
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SHDS SO ATTRACTIVE AND NICE AND LRETTY

surreal wasp
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If I wasn't using a mod I'd marry shane

languid geode
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roll d20 for marriage

cerulean warren
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haley still at 5 Hearts

obsidian forge
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MARRYING HALEY WAS FHE BEST CHOICE I EVER MADE

plucky bane
orchid forge
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glad to see some haley love in chat

obsidian forge
surreal wasp
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AWW I JUST GOT A LINUS CUTSCENE

obsidian forge
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u need to

plucky bane
steady flare
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Too bad.

surreal wasp
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POOR BABY

obsidian forge
surreal wasp
plucky bane
obsidian forge
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i Love sebastian my fav guy

cerulean warren
obsidian forge
languid geode
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grandpa at the start😍

obsidian forge
undone blaze
obsidian forge
gloomy mist
surreal wasp
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I'm gonna be on my stardew grandpa arc if this stinky woman rejects me at the dance

plucky bane
cerulean warren
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modding is a truly wonderful thing

obsidian forge
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abigail shits amethyst

plucky bane
obsidian forge
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itsbfrom all the hair due

steady flare
orchid forge
surreal wasp
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You guys are downbad

turbid nexus
languid geode
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why does elliott resemble a greek god

obsidian forge
steady flare
languid geode
undone blaze
obsidian forge
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amethyst

warped hamlet
languid geode
surreal wasp
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This cutscene has me sobbing the second I get my kitchen I'm making Linus breakfast everyday

cerulean warren
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they shit refined quartz

steady flare
surreal wasp
obsidian forge
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yes

surreal wasp
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THATS SO MEANN

tranquil bloom
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what

obsidian forge
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thats hoe u eat sushi

gloomy mist
tranquil bloom
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hi hi

surreal wasp
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YEAH BUT NOT LIKE RAW COD OR SOME SHIT

ebon timber
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Guys out of all the villagers who do you ship the most

cerulean warren
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no food poisoning in this game you can just guzzle raw eggs and fish

gloomy mist
cerulean warren
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Sam and sebastian

obsidian forge
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hell find some rice in gus’ bin and sea weed frkm the water n he csn make his own diy sushi

steady flare
obsidian forge
languid geode
ebon timber
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Oh my god yes

steady flare
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No you didn't.

gloomy mist
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ily guysssss

obsidian forge
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i ship me and haley too what a funny coincidence

ebon timber
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Oh what'd you see

gloomy mist
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pierre and morris actually

surreal wasp
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Hear me out why upgrade pams pig shack when you can give Linus a house

undone blaze
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Gil and Marlon

obsidian forge
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pierre deserves clunt

plucky bane
obsidian forge
orchid forge
steady flare
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It's the inner beauty that matters.

languid geode
ebon timber
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Senny

obsidian forge
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i cant be saying slurs saying that unholy word

ebon timber
obsidian forge
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cl*nt is a slur btw

surreal wasp
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NAURR

cerulean warren
obsidian forge
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no

cerulean warren
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I thought he liked being a "wild man"

surreal wasp
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I love clint

languid geode
gloomy mist
obsidian forge
ebon timber
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I think it's like a lifestyle choice honestly

gloomy mist
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im coming out as a linus hater

plucky bane
surreal wasp
ebon timber
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You are now hated by society

obsidian forge
dense frigate
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Shane is Sebastian's dad?

surreal wasp
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He has to steal food poor hunny

obsidian forge
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emo genes

undone blaze
ebon timber
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WAIT WHAT

dense frigate
languid geode
surreal wasp
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HUH??

obsidian forge
cerulean warren
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wh-

surreal wasp
obsidian forge
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ROBIN GOT WITH SHANE?

ebon timber
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Shastian

ebon timber
dense frigate
undone blaze
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I'M GOING INSANE

tranquil bloom
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WHAT

obsidian forge
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i found marnie and lewis shagfing in a bush

ebon timber
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Mewis

languid geode
dense frigate
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WHY IS SHANE HIS DAD

obsidian forge
gloomy mist
undone blaze
surreal wasp
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I am coming out of the closet

gloomy mist
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ptooey!

obsidian forge
dense frigate
surreal wasp
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I hate Pam just so much Shane's the better alcoholic

gloomy mist
ebon timber
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Gimme that sweet sweet potato juice

serene burrow
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oh damn i went from 2 hearts to 5 with 1 gift, ty guys for the tip earlier

obsidian forge
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shane is a b word

gloomy mist
sinful sinew
languid geode
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nah vincent is the valleys harcore drug addict

sullen swallow
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is ancient seed good? just got it and not sure if i should plant it

undone blaze
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Yeas

ebon timber
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Yes

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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emily is probably into drugs as well

obsidian forge
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hes so unnecessarily rude like i get ur depressed and an addict buf stop being so fucking rude

ebon timber
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oh right that's what you have to do

surreal wasp
ebon timber
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No sell it

obsidian forge
cerulean warren
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i was determined to become friends with shane when he was rude to me in the beginning

sullen swallow
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im confused rn lol should i sell it or plant it

surreal wasp
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Plant it

obsidian forge
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plant it

ebon timber
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Sell it

surreal wasp
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Ancient fruit sells for so much

dense frigate
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Plant or sell it

languid geode
obsidian forge
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then when it grows sell the fruit

ebon timber
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Plant it lol

sullen swallow
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alright

ebon timber
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Oh shit it's tied

novel roost
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wild plum isnt spawning for some reason

dense frigate
obsidian forge
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OMORI

ebon timber
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Wait til Sunday

mint burrow
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lol

dense frigate
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Plant it ig

ebon timber
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Plant it

obsidian forge
surreal wasp
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What summer plants should I get I'm mad bored

cerulean warren
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i love fall i have like 200 blackberries

undone blaze
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Plant it and save the fruit

mint burrow
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best SDV score song

obsidian forge
languid geode
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i go sleep now bey bye

undone blaze
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Get a seed maker to make more seeds

dense frigate
novel roost
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i need wild plum but it isnt spawningSDVsobastian

obsidian forge
obsidian forge
surreal wasp
tranquil bloom
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what did you guys name your farm

obsidian forge
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and theyre useful in ||community centrr||

ebon timber
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Bread box

dense frigate
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Disappointment Farm

obsidian forge
gloomy mist
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seven teen

arctic path
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hey how do i get the ||4th dwarf scroll||

obsidian forge
ebon timber
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Go sparring

obsidian forge
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arethe ||dwarf scrolls|| even useful

wicked ermine
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Hah I knew I was right earlier SDVcharwizard

mint burrow
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so lets take a vote lol: who uses Stardew as therapy?

dense frigate
ebon timber
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Learn to fence

dense frigate
surreal wasp
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My farm is called ||milfloverfarm||

cerulean warren
obsidian forge
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oh shit

mint burrow
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im like: i can't handle this PVP game or that grind game. lemme just plant some corn.

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thats about all i can handle lol

dense frigate
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Corn is the only flower.

undone blaze
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Be gay and farm potatoes SDVemoteheartpride

cerulean warren
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and corn makes an excellent wine as well

surreal wasp
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Let's gooo I got the backpack upgradee

mint burrow
dense frigate
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No corn wine

mint burrow
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im joking.

cerulean warren
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if fruit becomes wine could I make tomato wine

mint burrow
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im not always funny but i try. thats all i can do right?

dense frigate
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Corn wine sounds fucking awful is there any in Canada?

cerulean warren
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or hot pepper wine

mint burrow
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in fact im almost never funny, but i try.

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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Once I have a free keg I'm gonna make hot pepper wine and tomato wine

mint burrow
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ive only actually ever tried the honey wine IRL

cerulean warren
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YOU CAN MAKE HONEY WINE???

mint burrow
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MEAD

dense frigate
mint burrow
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i think its called

cerulean warren
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mead is so good

dense frigate
wicked ermine
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Okay I've tried tomato wine IRL

mint burrow
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ewwwww?

wicked ermine
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It tastes like wine

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πŸ˜›

dense frigate
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Didn't see that coming

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What's the "worst" wine

wicked ermine
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But mostly that's not a joke. It tastes like it could also have been made from red pepper/something like that. Kinda...earthy ig? But it doesn't taste like tomato

cerulean warren
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I've made wine w most of the normal fruits and like some of them sound so good if they were in real life
plum wine, cranberry wine, apricot/peach wine, pomegranate wine, melon wine

cerulean warren
wicked ermine
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chocovino

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Or whatever the hell it was....Like a red blend with chocolate in it

dense frigate
copper trail
cerulean warren
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I've never tried salmonberries, are they kinda like raspberries?

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raspberries are my fave fruit and they'd make such a good wine

copper trail
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they look like this irl

dense frigate
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They really don't look safe to eat

copper trail
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they are tart

waxen carbon
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knife berry

dense frigate
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They're prob juicy that's neat ig

cerulean warren
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can't wait for spring year 3

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rhubarb wine season

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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finished it today bc the merchant had a truffle!

dense frigate
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Gg

dense frigate
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They're winter foraging things though..

cerulean warren
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oooh

plucky bane
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bet one of ems the snow yam

cerulean warren
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how far in the mines are you?

dense frigate
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Yeah, I just have the first 2

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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oooh idea

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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Crystal fruit wine

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Hopefully the last two things show up in the merchants caravan before winter for you!

dense frigate
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Imho starfruit wine is double

cerulean warren
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completing cc in year 1 is amazing

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yea starfruit and melon wine have been the two "valuable" ones from what I've seen

plucky bane
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ancient fruits probably up there somewhere as well

dense frigate
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Oh wait I need Crocus and 5 gold star Pumpkins, that's the last 2 I needed

cerulean warren
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prob rhubarb when spring next comes around

dense frigate
cerulean warren
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I think the pumpkins are part of the bundle where you don't need all of them?

plucky bane
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and so much checking that damn trader

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i forgot to go so many times

dense frigate
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I guess it's just Crocus I need (which is a travelling thing)

cerulean warren
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if it wasn't for the merchant I'd be nowhere near completion lmao

dense frigate
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Same lol

mint burrow
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oh lordy. i just told emily its a bad time to have a baby....

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she gunna be mad.

clever spire
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they don’t care

slim oxide
#

Anybody wanna do a co op

slim oxide
#

Oop

clever spire
cinder burrow
#

TIME TO MAKE A VEGAN FARM

patent wharf
#

Hey everyone!!

uncut wagon
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hi!

patent wharf
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How are you

uncut wagon
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im doing well! how about you?

patent wharf
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I'm good

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my bae

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l

patent wharf
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where the actual fuck are you meant to find that guy

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is that a serious question?

patent wharf
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yes

quaint quarry
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Where do i fish in the summer to gain more money?

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stark relic
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if you dont have animals you cant complete cc?

rugged peak
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yes

cinder carbon
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This is why joja route exists

stark relic
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oooo

rugged peak
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cc has a bundle thats purely animal stuff

stark relic
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how do you do the joja route

rugged peak
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5k for membership at jojmart

cinder carbon
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Not bound by the pressures of the community center to farm a certain way

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But I'm pretty sure you can get all of the needed animal products through other means?

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stark relic
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carmine umbra
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cinder carbon
frozen escarp
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some Brazilians to start a game with me?

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isnt there a channel for that

cinder carbon
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I think you can only have 4 players, not a brazillion

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mint burrow
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lol

frozen escarp
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i dont know what to do πŸ™

neon bobcat
frozen escarp
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thanks guys

cinder carbon
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Day 52 of watering my cat

neon bobcat
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cinder carbon
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Yes it is thanks

verbal plinth
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may I ask the cat’s name ?

distant sphinx
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ik this is off topic but my cat has a weed farm

patent wharf
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some pirate dude gave me a fishing rod can you get different ones eventually

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cinder carbon
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@distant sphinx the suspense!

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ok

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cinder carbon
verbal plinth
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that’s a lovely name !!

distant sphinx
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Soggy pancakes though SDVpuffersick

cinder carbon
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@verbal plinth thank u, yours is too

distant sphinx
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I thought that was the other peachy for a second πŸ’€

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whos the other peachy

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did i just get wooshed

verbal plinth
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I was gonna ask that too

distant sphinx
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Marlons #2.5 fan they're pretty active here

cinder carbon
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I'm looking forward to making ||Gus' omelet||

verbal plinth
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it wasn’t horrible- just difficult cause I’m bad at remembering thing

cinder carbon
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I named my first farm Maggot Farm having no idea about that event. I was pleasantly surprised

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It was just intended to be a Dead Milkmen reference

verbal plinth
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I’d cry πŸ₯²

cinder carbon
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@distant sphinx "Mmmm maggot eggs!"

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my farms name is miles' weed farm and my cats name is miles

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its hilarious when npcs say it

verbal plinth
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that’s perfect I love it sm

distant sphinx
verbal plinth
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when she complements your farm on coming along so well and it just looks like she’s talking ab weed

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yes

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every time u talk to lewis he's like "hope everything is going well on miles' weed farm, i would hate to see that place a mess" and its so funny

stark relic
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cinder carbon
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@stark relic each room just has a cost

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So like 35,000g for the greenhouse

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stark relic
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ohhh

verbal plinth
stark relic
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but you do that inside the cc?

cinder carbon
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No bundles and you do not get the smaller bundle rewards

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@stark relic no the cc becomes a useless building for the time being

stark relic
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so the cc never gets fixed up...?

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cc is better route cuz u feel like a good person

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@stark relic yeah cc is demolished

cinder carbon
verbal plinth
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like people heart wise

light solstice
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i take peoples feeling very serious in this game i accidentally gave lewis a joja cola once and he said it was disgusting at it made me very sad

cinder burrow
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hi

cinder burrow
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imagine stardew valley had meat

light solstice
stark relic
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where u go into a slaughterhouse and butcher the animals and sell their meat to joja mart

cinder carbon
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Personally I don't want to support Lewis' vanity project considering he ||is fleecing the town to build a graven icon of himself||

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im a perfectionist but haley will definetely be my last one i reach 10 stars with.

light solstice
cinder burrow
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maru πŸ₯΄

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😍

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krobus and linus are my baes

verbal plinth
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✨krobus ✨

cinder burrow
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i wish you could marry krobus

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imagine the children

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i wish you could marry linus

light solstice
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i swear the travelling cart wants me to spend all my money because it knows i have to buy every furniture and community center item it offers

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and theres furniture every single time

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idc about furniture my house is a mess bc of the stuff u get from museum

cinder carbon
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Wish me luck...

light solstice
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ooo the squid

light solstice
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i didnt know you got to keep the items after so i just put a bunch of junk in it LOL

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but hey i got 3rd place

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i got 4th bc of bug meat

cinder carbon
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nice

light solstice
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i literally have a better relationship with my chickens than i do with haley

cinder carbon
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1st year win baby

cinder carbon
light solstice
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mint burrow
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old man

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linus :0

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SDVkrobusblush SDVcharlinus my baes

quiet compass
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krobus is ace but sure? πŸ’€

light solstice
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i got a cutscene while following the villager i want to marry and it was filled with rainbows i think the game is calling me gay

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but its ok

cinder carbon
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@light solstice is it emily? It's emily

quiet compass
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Emily looks like a lesbian so

sharp yacht
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i married emily out of spite of hailey

cinder carbon
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Emily is just glorious, it doesn't have anything to do with homosexuality, mainly

light solstice
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well no alex walked into emily's house and then emily was like "theres something special about fiz.." like .... WHY SHE JUDGING

cinder carbon
light solstice
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i was following alex and he walked into emily's house

shadow egret
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at last... all quests complete!

quiet compass
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LIKE "ooo theyre special, they make me feel different and happy"

light solstice
shadow egret
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light solstice
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You rlly don't have to. Not until late late game

light solstice
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while only getting my hearts up with a few people along the way

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cinder carbon
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In my younger days when I still went clubbing my lesbian friends made fun of me constantly, because I would be like oh, out of all the women here that one is the most attractive and yep, every time, lesbian

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cinder carbon
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For context i am a cis straight man

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light solstice
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right now my top hearts are 1. demetrius 2. alex 3. emily 4. pierre

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light solstice
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im glad im good enough freinds with alex to go inside of his room because its annoying waiting to give him my chicken eggs 2 times a week

quiet compass
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Lol

untold dune
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hellooo

quiet compass
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Alex has rlly annoying loved gifts

dense frigate
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Why're you even friends with.. Alex..

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shadow egret
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everyone else has at most 4

light solstice
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demetrius is one of my favorite villagers for some odd reason

quiet compass
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Alex is not a good person imo. And I MARRIED him

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winter talon
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i love haley

jovial patrol
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Alex is like getting a medium vanilla cone with no toppings

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light solstice
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dense frigate
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shadow egret
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so who are the best villagers?

quiet compass
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Haley is hot and outgoing and charismatic and independent and good at photography

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dense frigate
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shadow egret
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krobus?

quiet compass
light solstice
dense frigate
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Evelyn, Krobus, Sebastian, Haley

quiet compass
shadow egret
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KROBUS

quiet compass
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well good luck fixing George's homophobia /hj

dense frigate
light solstice
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i love robin honestly i wanna become really good friends with robin

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light solstice
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also pam seems like a hilarious friend to have

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light solstice
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and evelyn because shes so sweet

dense frigate
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Evelyn best

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verbal plinth
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Just like no one dislikes Gus

cinder carbon
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Where is this guy during the entire rest of the game

verbal plinth
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^^

quiet compass
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gus is the most underrated hero in stardew

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my plan for the game is to
-marry Penny for 14 heart event
-divorce Penny
-marry Emily for 14 heart event
-divorce Emily (semi-reluctantly)
-marry Sebastian

shadow egret
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well then you can just go on and marry everyone

verbal plinth
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@light solstice yes πŸ˜‚

quiet compass
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You want their items hUh

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shadow egret
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ah

dense frigate
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What's Emily even give

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cinder carbon
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Oh yeah I guess they're just carnies. Do you think Haley gave one of them a BJ behind the general store? Seems like her speed

shadow egret
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what do they give?

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dense frigate
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That's a little lackluster

light solstice
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i kinda like how everything is kinda connected in this game

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magic boots

light solstice
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like storylines and stuff all fit together nicely

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quiet compass
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Haley is SDVcharhaley

cinder carbon
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SDVcharelliott underrated

jovial patrol
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I think every character is good, Emily and Sebastian are the best, but Haley is terrible

dense frigate
quiet compass
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Haley is literally my dream irl. fr fr lesbian badass

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rough mango
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what are everyone's thoughts on abigail? i'm thinking of marrying her

quiet compass
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idk

quiet compass
dense frigate
jovial patrol
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Abigail isnt my style tho

verbal plinth
quiet compass
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dense frigate
quiet compass
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Mmm yummy quartz

cinder carbon
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I have been turned off Abigail ever since I saw her "but moOOooOOm!" Cutscene

verbal plinth
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you what now

jovial patrol
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I wish you could make characters hate you

dense frigate
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Epic embed fail

rough mango
rough mango
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aaahhh okay

verbal plinth
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I don’t wanna get there I’m ok w not seeing that actually

jovial patrol
quiet compass
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I like how most marriage candidates have futures and plans but Abigail is just "I play games and go in mines"

cinder carbon
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Yeah she literally has a whiny fight with her mom like "it's not a phase!"

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rough mango
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you know what, those are good goals lol, i'll take it

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dense frigate
cinder carbon
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Harvey wants to man Aricebo

cobalt hare
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I have a question about the great friends achievement. Do I have to have reached 8-10 hearts with everybody? I had max hearts with Shane while married and I divorced him and he went down to 0 and won't accept gifts. Have I locked myself out of achieving perfection

cobalt hare
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So no perfection?

cobalt hare
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Ok thank you so much

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dense frigate
cinder carbon
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Yeah that's way past cc but enh

verbal plinth
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possibly yea

trim inlet
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i was just answering their question sorry

dense frigate
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Sandy.

cobalt hare
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Thank you so much I had no idea it did that

cinder carbon
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Yeah no harm there if they have more questions about witch just bring that to #stardew-spoilers
(Imo)

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arctic path
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hey how do i get more wood? theres no more trees i chopped everything down 😭

slate flint
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um

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im not getting Hay from the Silo

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i was right clicking the hopper and its not giving me anything

cinder carbon
slate flint
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its full btw

quiet compass
cinder carbon
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Everywhere except the town map

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You can also buy wood from Robin

rough mango
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slate flint
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cinder carbon
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@slate flint in the coop/barn there is a hay hopper

slate flint
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i dont even have it, lol
i just got the coop

slate flint
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Left click?

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I'm on switch

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It puts it in your inventory

misty badge
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Huh

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slate flint
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im not sure why its not giving me the hay

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im literally right clicking it

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SDVcharlinus moment

cinder carbon
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Take a screenshot

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What exactly are you doing

slate flint
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trying to get the hay from the hopper

trim inlet
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go to thing in coop

slate flint
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yeah i did, its not letting me for some reason

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idk man i dont have a silo

cinder carbon
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That is the silo dude

slate flint
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yea, just showing that the silo is full

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and the hopper is not letting me get it when im right or left clicking

cinder carbon
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Is the trough full

slate flint
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the trough?

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the thing in the coop

cinder carbon
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Where you put the hay for feeding

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I have the deluxe coop so I can't test :(

cobalt hare
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my friend who is the host doesn't play that much anymore, should i just get his save file or start a new one all together? we are only summer yr 1

slate flint
gritty wraith
cinder carbon
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i think they mean just start a new world

cobalt hare
cinder carbon
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If the trough/bench is full you can't take out hay

slate flint
gritty wraith
olive valley
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am i a bad human being for naming my cow roast beef and my pigs pork chop and bacon? XD

cobalt hare
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cinder carbon
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@slate flint 1. Is the bench full 2. Did you move the chick and click directly on the hopper

trim inlet
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is the iridium rod the best one?

desert zinc
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Standard and forest are pretty solid farms(forest has less tiles Available for faming but theres easy access hardwood and free forage on the farm)
Beach farm isnt horrible but lots of people dont like it since it can only hold 8 iridium sprinklers that can actually work/water crops(sand can hold crops but it won't let sprinklers function)