#stardew-valley
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how did we really think the exact same thing what i didnt even see ur message
Gone
lmfao yea
im so sorry
how did this conversation rise
lmfao so storytime
the clostest one near me is also near a wagas so i never go to it
I am inside your walls.
the fuck is wagas
oh? 
at least give them a hug
im briphobic if u think u are bri'ish i dont support
wagamamas
that looks delish
it fr is
you seem to have ommitted a T
im a maths fan as well
double kill
I'm doing work experience in a school rn and recently I helped out organising a trip to shakespeares house w year 7s and on the coach back someone found a vape on the floor, and nobody was let off the coach until whoever it belonged to confessed
like actual 11 yos?????
YEAH
only in england
jezuz
british people when they are thirsty
oi fam um firsty
depends on ur crowd tbh
bri ish people when I mug them(they need to ask permission before they can tap me ith a pebble)
this us so hip and funny
DOME U?
nour its not mate π
our nour π
what u gonna say
nourthing against them
what about us
Lol
australia is the florida of england
and do not say spiders because there are like 2 spiders
I made my favourite thing in Stardew Valley βFoodβ and when I ate a stardrop it was the most boring thing ever
wtf
not true australia isnt part of england
βItβs strange but the taste reminds you of Food.β
australia could not be any further away from england
mine was cats
And my stardrops taste like beautiful men
lmfaoπ
theyre really massive and cover the whole country
LOLLLL
hehe
every year for the oast 4 years i see like 2 spiders
why do yall eat fairy bread?
australia seems v cool but I would be terrified of the wildlife there tbh
whats ur problem with fairy bread
i had a spider crall on my pillow when i was trying to sleep it was like 10 cm across i was traumatised
you are literally brits just criminals
the only wildlife u will see is in desert area
in the UK REMEMBER WE DONT HAVE THOSE
kangaroos
from over 300 years ago
id sob and cry
not that common
they are just southern brits
doesnβt make u any less british
u just live on a different island
U HAVE AN ACCENT TOO
more common than in the uk
yall still follow the queen tho
imagine not being from london
do u not know that migrating exists?
and literally everyone has an accent
thats bc the uk is a bunch of pussies
immy why are u taking this to heart
australians are not free from the βhaha white pplβ jokes
u do not get a free pass
i will laugh.
omg who knew australians are patriotic
What's... Up?
not true! we only have two cats
ur pfp
is so nice
yeah like whats there to protect
i will not tolerate bejng put under the same category as brits
Oh thanks uh they're from a game. Their name is Asra
pointing at u rn
yeah!! i played arcana for a while
just rarely see anybody from the fandom
brits eat peculiar food australians eat peculiar food
What can a Cactus fruit do other than consuming and selling it?
u can gift it
sham loves it
gifts
what goes under peculiar food
I mean you could give it to Linus
Asra simps exist but we're few and far in between lol
fairy bread
you can make it into jelly or wine
and spoiler for later but ||u can use it for colour for emily ||
fairy bread is boss
Thanks a lot π
gift it, preserve jars for jelly, kegs for wine, exotic foraging bundle in the community center
iβm downloading so many things on disney+ i think my ipad may explode
maybe u had a bad one but sprinkles on white bread is boss
I have it in the community center. Didn't know about jelly. π
Don't get jelly
honestly idk about good food my mum grew up eastern european and british so
What exactly is fairy bread?
that is nkt fairy bread
omg pride bread
Sugar
PRIDE COOKIES
i asked tenor and thats what they said
The rainbow hearts sold me
I want to bake those rn
sadly frhat wasnt real fairy breadπ
hmm looks like diabetes
is just bread with sprinkles..
tenor doesnt even have a linus gif
why dont yall just eat real cake for birthdays instead of bread with sprinkles???
Oh please it's not that bad
Looks very nice doesn't look like it would taste all that good to me though imo
I would eat it if that wasn't pure diabetes
i have like a negative sweet tooth alright
and butter
they do have edits though so win for them
couldnt be me
same
If it was toasted I'd eat it
Same here (unless it comes to yema)
I'd prob do the same, just regular looks like it would have such a boring taste
cant u substitute the sprinkles with a egg or something and have a much better healthier meal
Where
You're a simp for yema. I find it too sweet tbh
...an egg on bread?
How long does it take to build the barn
ifs not somethjng u have everyday its a special occasion food
cooked of course but yes
2 days iirc
literally just look them up
I mean it is basically frozen condense milk π
thats just a different meal
hello
My brother loves it lmao
fighter vs scout?
what!
fighter
Scout acrobatic
is that like icecream??
I like scout - acrobat for my hammer
Hi
Go ham bam Bam
It's a candy made out of milk
i go fighter cause i use the sword exclusively
No it's like a sweet candy
whos that
Scout is basically if you do dagger or hammer and fighter is for swords
a gorg game
A few days
Rip
smh
Embed fail f
lol
sandy had a bad day
embed faliure kills me inside
Hmm
Rip
ikr its so embarrassing for some reason
irs not the failure u need the cowpoke role
I mean you only need level 5 for image perms
!embed
OM
ahh lol that's why
RIP
only 5 i dont talk to ppl π
i found out they have jungkook edit gifs thats literally insane
Thought you were here yesterday
this morning for me bc timezones
Can u like drop one in my dms
i only started playing stardew today
no
Okay
yea I've been playing stardew for a month
Oh wait you're right I just got mixed up since I just woke up
its giving 2015
I already have uh. 40 hours
i r been playinf fkr a couple weeks
oh sick!!!! if I can give you a word of advice, try to learn things without using the wiki or youtube :) stardew is best experienced cluelessly
ive got 50 hoursππ
thats pretty good for a month. try 10 h a day
i would lovd thid
ty π
I only have 300 hours
THIS IS SUCH A LIE I ONLY FINISHED THE CC IN Y4 BC I GOT TOLD THOS
well i hate it when npcs dont like me so i used the wiki for gifts like all the time
i burnt out so quick
Nice
im sos ory
What about the assholes of the game? Pierre Jas and Alex
yeah i got burnt after jodi didnt like my fibre πͺ
lol
i have so much time to kill cause i have covid so im stuck at home
Alex gets eggs
fr?
WTF JAS DO π
Pierre gets eggs
Now you can play as me
oh yea pierre is on the dont talk to list but somehow i still end up having more hearts on him than harvey
SHES SO ANNOYING GIFTING IS SPRING
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HATES JAS
Also uh why Jas?
i had covid during the legends arceus phase
omg thxx ur my idoll
I got to like 70 hours in 10 days
jas is a little prick
SHES LIKE 3!
ikr I'm a superstar.
SHES LIKE 8-10
bro jas's hair ticks me off for NO reason i just cant explain it
I HATE HER (Even though I have 10 hearts with her and I don't mind her)
IDK I DONT HAVE A KID
HAHSHDJD
Guys how old is Monny?
LOL
Who the fuck is Monny
WHO
whomst
bros hallucinating π
Ohh 50 and 22
why does clint like a 20-30 yr old hes around 40-50
its a normal age gap but for clint its weirder
That's just Clint
clint deserves hell
lewis is like 80 and marnies like 14
gigachad clint
marnie has children
marnie in fact does not have children
marnie is middle aged
clint is literally an incel
Yep
I thought marnie was about 40
marnie has a nephew and niecesame thing
Clint but wholesome
I LOVE CLIINT!!! (lying)
NOT THE SAME THIGN
idiots when they speak: I LOVE CLINT
Can you please replace him with the "Clint is another Emily mod" I hate seeing his face
gunther best waifu
still related π€§π€§
is there not a remove clint mod
I want to hold Clint every morning, and love him every night.
Nope
Anyone know if I should just sell my summer seeds or if I should plant them
sell them if u cba with watering them
gunther gives u gifts every 8-17 business days
Also I love Clint I wish I could wife him up
ππͺ
u better be joking
who tf is gunther
and he got a shmexy hat
Museum dude
museum dude
AINT TNO WAY
You know what? Since you guys are being so hard on Clint, I'm gonna give you a Clemily.
HE HAS A NAME??
Don't make me send you into orbit
YEAH?
Clint π π
UR LYING
pls no
down bad for museum dude
IM SO DUMB
N O
get rid of that
get this off my screen
I THOUGHT U WERE TALKING AB GUS BUT NO
Please delete π
GET THIS AWAY
I hate clemily I wanna marry him
can u edit my farmer and lewis together pls?
wait a minute why does clint have a dumpy
this is devastating
That's his belt π
bc he sits on his ass all day it just grows unfil it swallows him up
all that geode whacking gave him a dumpy
he charges too much
he could whack my geodes any time
he got a bbl w the money thats why ehs always poor
STOP
NOO
cling remindds me of a british
PLEASW
Cling π
Same π π π π π
π 
you're all down bad
i have to censor the bame
can u edit smth for me pls bsf
clont
everyone who plays this game is down bad
Yall are so mean to him
clam
true
rookie numbers
so happy i didnt marry abigail
Only 4?
I am too. She's much happier with Clint.
linus my beloved
Isn't Abigail
linusππ
i have abigail shane and emily at 8 hearts
who do I marry
me
abigail likes to eat rocks just let that sink in
MARRY HIM HES SO GOOD
GOD I LOVE HALEY
no literally marry haley
You should follow your heart.
||Or just roll a dice or something.||
SHDS SO ATTRACTIVE AND NICE AND LRETTY
If I wasn't using a mod I'd marry shane
roll d20 for marriage
haley still at 5 Hearts
MARRYING HALEY WAS FHE BEST CHOICE I EVER MADE
okay nice? i love haley but you really gotta dig for that nice
glad to see some haley love in chat
get her to 8
worth it tho
AWW I JUST GOT A LINUS CUTSCENE
u need to
so true
Too bad.
POOR BABY
shes misunderstood
NAH
dude im BEGGING
i Love sebastian my fav guy
is that what she does with all the amethyst gifts π
im done
grandpa at the startπ
no she only eats quartz

u better shut your mouth
I NEED THIS WEBSITE IM BEGGING
I'm gonna be on my stardew grandpa arc if this stinky woman rejects me at the dance
lmfao WHY is there so many
modding is a truly wonderful thing
abigail shits amethyst
the plumbing fears her
itsbfrom all the hair due
If I upgrade I could hold 12 Abigails.
ayyo???? what are they doing with that pail π
You guys are downbad
first thing I saw when I opened the chat 
why does elliott resemble a greek god
just like a school in aus has plumbing problems from all the males having a whale of a time in the bathrooms
Why look it's me!
literally elliott
What on earth do they drop
amethyst
Clint + em??
meth crystals
This cutscene has me sobbing the second I get my kitchen I'm making Linus breakfast everyday
they shit refined quartz
I wish I could tell you.
just chuck him a fish
no one gaf cl*nt supporter
RAW???
yes
THATS SO MEANN
what
thats hoe u eat sushi
hiiiiiii]
hi hi
YEAH BUT NOT LIKE RAW COD OR SOME SHIT
Guys out of all the villagers who do you ship the most
no food poisoning in this game you can just guzzle raw eggs and fish
he''ll love it
Sam and sebastian
hell find some rice in gusβ bin and sea weed frkm the water n he csn make his own diy sushi
theres more than 1 fish breed
linus and wizard
Oh my god yes
No you didn't.
ily guysssss
i ship me and haley too what a funny coincidence
Oh what'd you see
pierre and morris actually
Hear me out why upgrade pams pig shack when you can give Linus a house
Gil and Marlon
pierre deserves clunt
CLUNT??
censor the name derrr
Sam and Penny bro, they're both the nicest villagers
It's the inner beauty that matters.
someone craft bleach for my eyes
Senny
i cant be saying slurs saying that unholy word
Plint
cl*nt is a slur btw
NAURR
does linus want a house tho?
no
I thought he liked being a "wild man"
I love clint
nah he wants raw cod
he doesnt hes like rlly pretentious
stop saying slurs pls
I think it's like a lifestyle choice honestly
im coming out as a linus hater
wow... you did that
Yeah but doesn't he complain about being cold or people hitting his tent
You are now hated by society
get back to where u came out from
Shane is Sebastian's dad?
He has to steal food poor hunny
emo genes
No? WTF?
WAIT WHAT
i hope you forget to water your crops and they die
HUH??
how did that get to him benf the father
wh-
I hope you destroy your ancient seed
ROBIN GOT WITH SHANE?
Shastian
Shobin
WHAT.
I'M GOING INSANE
WHAT
i found marnie and lewis shagfing in a bush
Mewis
your going inshane
WHY IS SHANE HIS DAD
thats how sebastian was breeded
JAILLLL
I am coming out of the closet
ptooey!
shes my fav alcoholic
Same
I hate Pam just so much Shane's the better alcoholic
mine is shane hes my baefy
Gimme that sweet sweet potato juice
oh damn i went from 2 hearts to 5 with 1 gift, ty guys for the tip earlier
shane is a b word
b for baefyyy
you mean shane's better at alcoholism?
nah vincent is the valleys harcore drug addict
is ancient seed good? just got it and not sure if i should plant it
Yeas
Yes
sell it
^
emily is probably into drugs as well
hes so unnecessarily rude like i get ur depressed and an addict buf stop being so fucking rude
oh right that's what you have to do
MONEYYY PLANT AND WAYER THATTTT
hes just emo dotn be rude
No sell it
ur just emo
i was determined to become friends with shane when he was rude to me in the beginning
im confused rn lol should i sell it or plant it
Plant it
plant it
Sell it
Ancient fruit sells for so much
Plant or sell it
plant
then when it grows sell the fruit
Plant it lol
alright
Oh shit it's tied
wild plum isnt spawning for some reason
How tf did that tie
OMORI
Wait til Sunday
lol
Plant it ig
Plant it
OMORIπ₯°π₯°π₯°
What summer plants should I get I'm mad bored
i love fall i have like 200 blackberries
Plant it and save the fruit
best SDV score song
melon blueberries stardeuit
i go sleep now bey bye
Get a seed maker to make more seeds
Melons?
i need wild plum but it isnt spawning
bye byeππ
they give u racks of money
I cant get starfruit yet π π π
what did you guys name your farm
and theyre useful in ||community centrr||
Bread box
Disappointment Farm
super pretty farmπ
seven teen
hey how do i get the ||4th dwarf scroll||
luck
Go sparring
arethe ||dwarf scrolls|| even useful
Hah I knew I was right earlier 
so lets take a vote lol: who uses Stardew as therapy?
Believe in yourself (or use the wiki)
Learn to fence
ig?
My farm is called ||milfloverfarm||
yeah lmaoo
oh shit
im like: i can't handle this PVP game or that grind game. lemme just plant some corn.
thats about all i can handle lol
Corn is the only flower.
Be gay and farm potatoes 
and corn makes an excellent wine as well
Let's gooo I got the backpack upgradee
isn't that just called moonshine?
No corn wine
im joking.
if fruit becomes wine could I make tomato wine
im not always funny but i try. thats all i can do right?
Corn wine sounds fucking awful is there any in Canada?
or hot pepper wine
in fact im almost never funny, but i try.
Some of these wines are just so great sounding
Once I have a free keg I'm gonna make hot pepper wine and tomato wine
ive only actually ever tried the honey wine IRL
YOU CAN MAKE HONEY WINE???
MEAD
How'd it go
i think its called
mead is so good
Yeah
Okay I've tried tomato wine IRL
ewwwww?
But mostly that's not a joke. It tastes like it could also have been made from red pepper/something like that. Kinda...earthy ig? But it doesn't taste like tomato
I've made wine w most of the normal fruits and like some of them sound so good if they were in real life
plum wine, cranberry wine, apricot/peach wine, pomegranate wine, melon wine
Coconut would be weird but maybe good?
Sounds really exotic
salmonberry wine or cactus wine
I've never tried salmonberries, are they kinda like raspberries?
raspberries are my fave fruit and they'd make such a good wine
they look like this irl
They really don't look safe to eat
they are tart
knife berry
They're prob juicy that's neat ig
You done CC?
finished it today bc the merchant had a truffle!
Gg
I'm almost done before first fall I think I need 2 more things π
They're winter foraging things though..
oooh
bet one of ems the snow yam
how far in the mines are you?
Yeah, I just have the first 2
Done
oooh idea
?
Crystal fruit wine
Hopefully the last two things show up in the merchants caravan before winter for you!
Imho starfruit wine is double
completing cc in year 1 is amazing
yea starfruit and melon wine have been the two "valuable" ones from what I've seen
ancient fruits probably up there somewhere as well
Oh wait I need Crocus and 5 gold star Pumpkins, that's the last 2 I needed
prob rhubarb when spring next comes around
Prioritization and luck π€
I think the pumpkins are part of the bundle where you don't need all of them?
Wait yeah you're right I alr donated the corn
I guess it's just Crocus I need (which is a travelling thing)
if it wasn't for the merchant I'd be nowhere near completion lmao
Same lol
yay!!!!
they donβt care
Anybody wanna do a co op
Oop

TIME TO MAKE A VEGAN FARM
Hey everyone!!
hi!
How are you
im doing well! how about you?
I'm good
the one guy left for my introductions quest
where the actual fuck are you meant to find that guy
is that a serious question?
yes
Where do i fish in the summer to gain more money?
above robins house
robins the carpenter right
in tent
yes
ohhh ok
wiki is useful for knowing where at what time
stalkerpedia
yes
wym
if you dont have animals you cant complete cc?
yes
This is why joja route exists
oooo
cc has a bundle thats purely animal stuff
how do you do the joja route
5k for membership at jojmart
Not bound by the pressures of the community center to farm a certain way
But I'm pretty sure you can get all of the needed animal products through other means?
cant you buy everything from traveling cart too?
it be super hard tho π
ig
U can
what if you already do the community center initiative before you get 5k gold for the membership?
it doesnt matter
can still buy it
This is actually a strategy because you can get some of the bundle rewards and then go joja route to open the major rewards
thats smart
some Brazilians to start a game with me?
isnt there a channel for that
I think you can only have 4 players, not a brazillion
ask in multyplayer ifg
lol
i dont know what to do π
Hi, welcome to the server! As mentioned you can look for people to play with in #multiplayer-lfg-old
thanks guys
Day 52 of watering my cat
Are you asking for general Stardew tips, or trying to figure out how to do multiplayer?
good for you?
Yes it is thanks
may I ask the catβs name ?
Watering my cat for 100 days in stardew valley. Watch to the end to find out what happens. π± π―
ik this is off topic but my cat has a weed farm
some pirate dude gave me a fishing rod can you get different ones eventually
yes once u get level 6 u get access to a cool one
how do you do that
@distant sphinx the suspense!
level up fishing
ok
he will sell more the higher level u get
thatβs a lovely name !!
Soggy pancakes though 
@verbal plinth thank u, yours is too
I thought that was the other peachy for a second π
I was gonna ask that too
Marlons #2.5 fan they're pretty active here
I'm looking forward to making ||Gus' omelet||
im not
it wasnβt horrible- just difficult cause Iβm bad at remembering thing
I named my first farm Maggot Farm having no idea about that event. I was pleasantly surprised
It was just intended to be a Dead Milkmen reference
Maggot omelets π
Iβd cry π₯²
@distant sphinx "Mmmm maggot eggs!"
my farms name is miles' weed farm and my cats name is miles
its hilarious when npcs say it
thatβs perfect I love it sm
Marnie said calmly
when she complements your farm on coming along so well and it just looks like sheβs talking ab weed
yes
every time u talk to lewis he's like "hope everything is going well on miles' weed farm, i would hate to see that place a mess" and its so funny
what do you do in the joja route
instead of collecting things u just buy everything
like vault but its that for everything and its all in one payment
ohhh
I would honestly love to see that
but you do that inside the cc?
No bundles and you do not get the smaller bundle rewards
no at joja mart
@stark relic no the cc becomes a useless building for the time being
so the cc never gets fixed up...?
cc is better route cuz u feel like a good person
it turns into a joja warehouse
@stark relic yeah cc is demolished
Maybe you do
it honestly helps a lot w the relations if thatβs something you want
like people heart wise
i take peoples feeling very serious in this game i accidentally gave lewis a joja cola once and he said it was disgusting at it made me very sad
rest in peace π
hi
imagine stardew valley had meat
me when haley said "what a stupid gift" to my gift and i never forgave her
WTF
where u go into a slaughterhouse and butcher the animals and sell their meat to joja mart
Personally I don't want to support Lewis' vanity project considering he ||is fleecing the town to build a graven icon of himself||
I HATE HAILEY I MARRIED HER SISTER AND I DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
im a perfectionist but haley will definetely be my last one i reach 10 stars with.
yes
THATS WHAT I WANTED TO DO but alex π€€ π€€
shane second
maru π₯΄
im gonna divorce her for krobus tho
π
krobus and linus are my baes
β¨krobus β¨
i wish you could marry linus
i swear the travelling cart wants me to spend all my money because it knows i have to buy every furniture and community center item it offers
i do not want to
and theres furniture every single time
idc about furniture my house is a mess bc of the stuff u get from museum
Wish me luck...
yeah same but i need more im a stardeww furniture hoarder
i filled my stand with bug meat it was funny
that looks waay better than what my display was
ooo the squid
i didnt know you got to keep the items after so i just put a bunch of junk in it LOL
but hey i got 3rd place
i got 4th bc of bug meat
nice
i literally have a better relationship with my chickens than i do with haley
1st year win baby
I respect this
my rating was 70
good
Very nice π©

old man
linus :0
my baes
krobus is ace but sure? π
i got a cutscene while following the villager i want to marry and it was filled with rainbows i think the game is calling me gay
but its ok
emily?
Who π³
Emily probably?
@light solstice is it emily? It's emily
Emily looks like a lesbian so
i have a better relationship with haley than i do my chickens
i married emily out of spite of hailey
Same
Emily is just glorious, it doesn't have anything to do with homosexuality, mainly
well no alex walked into emily's house and then emily was like "theres something special about fiz.." like .... WHY SHE JUDGING
NO ITS IN A GOOD WAY
Maybe this is why I like her so much
i was following alex and he walked into emily's house
at last... all quests complete!
LIKE "ooo theyre special, they make me feel different and happy"
that sucks i have no intent to get my hearts up with them π
for now...
Haley looks like a different kind of lesbian
ur gonna want to get max with everyone later
yeah but id like to focus on other aspects of the game first
You rlly don't have to. Not until late late game
while only getting my hearts up with a few people along the way
perfection is cool
In my younger days when I still went clubbing my lesbian friends made fun of me constantly, because I would be like oh, out of all the women here that one is the most attractive and yep, every time, lesbian
Fr !! Play by your own style
For context i am a cis straight man
yes do that first
yes I have it but not everyone wants it
right now my top hearts are 1. demetrius 2. alex 3. emily 4. pierre
L
so true
im glad im good enough freinds with alex to go inside of his room because its annoying waiting to give him my chicken eggs 2 times a week
Lol
hellooo
Alex has rlly annoying loved gifts
Why're you even friends with.. Alex..
hellooo
why in the world do i have like 8 hearts with demetrius
everyone else has at most 4
demetrius is one of my favorite villagers for some odd reason
Alex is not a good person imo. And I MARRIED him
at least not haley
ew ew ew ew ew (but I disrespectfully respect your opinion)
i love haley
Alex is like getting a medium vanilla cone with no toppings
At least haley isn't a sexist bitch
i lowkey think hes sexist.. LOL
HE IS!!
He's sexist and picky and rude and annoying π
haley is mean about my profession π¦
i can fix him π₯Ί LMFAOO
but fair
so who are the best villagers?
Haley is hot and outgoing and charismatic and independent and good at photography
Sebastian
How the fuck are you going to fix that he's sexist
linus
krobus?
HSJFJWJSBTVE
well for one im a male so LMFAO
Evelyn, Krobus, Sebastian, Haley
shit
KROBUS
well good luck fixing George's homophobia /hj
Gg
i love robin honestly i wanna become really good friends with robin
"They were good friends"
Based, Based, Based, As wrong as humanly possible
Wtf? How is George homophobic

also pam seems like a hilarious friend to have
agreed
she is an ignorant and bad mother but otherwise yes
and evelyn because shes so sweet
Evelyn best
We stan her. No one dislikes her.
I gave her a drink one time and sheβs like the nicest person
yes
Just like no one dislikes Gus
Where is this guy during the entire rest of the game
^^
gus is the most underrated hero in stardew
he paid me for being weak
shes like the teacher that youd be sad when they get angry/annoyed
Its a fair which brings in out of t owners
my plan for the game is to
-marry Penny for 14 heart event
-divorce Penny
-marry Emily for 14 heart event
-divorce Emily (semi-reluctantly)
-marry Sebastian
well then you can just go on and marry everyone
@light solstice yes π
Amazing idea
You want their items hUh
Only Penny and Emily give items
ah
What's Emily even give
OH YEAH I SHOULD GET EMILYS ITEMS FIRST
yea
Oh yeah I guess they're just carnies. Do you think Haley gave one of them a BJ behind the general store? Seems like her speed
what do they give?
cool clothes
Clothes set
That's a little lackluster
i kinda like how everything is kinda connected in this game
magic boots
erm wtf
like storylines and stuff all fit together nicely
as is 2 rugs but Iβm marrying Penny too
Haley is 
underrated
I think every character is good, Emily and Sebastian are the best, but Haley is terrible
Better than thoughts of strangers
Haley is literally my dream irl. fr fr lesbian badass
i made the mistake of not buying that
RIP
I like emo dudes so I love sebastian
yea but he smokes
he stops after you marry him, doesnβt he?
what are everyone's thoughts on abigail? i'm thinking of marrying her
idk
she's a gamer girl and pretty universally enjoyed
What a badass
Like getting a medium vanilla cone with no toppings
Abigail isnt my style tho
A child
I think sheβs precious
N O.
π noted
i like feeding her rocks
same lol
Same π
Mmm yummy quartz
I have been turned off Abigail ever since I saw her "but moOOooOOm!" Cutscene
you what now
I wish you could make characters hate you
Epic embed fail
expand on that lol
yeah..
.
aaahhh okay
Wtf that's a cutscene?
I donβt wanna get there Iβm ok w not seeing that actually
I wish there were like negative hearts and characters will become angrier the more you have
I like how most marriage candidates have futures and plans but Abigail is just "I play games and go in mines"
Yeah she literally has a whiny fight with her mom like "it's not a phase!"
if u want angry people talk to either low heart shane or get divorced
you know what, those are good goals lol, i'll take it
What the fuck is Harvey's dream
look I donβt wanna go into the mines so if she gon mine for me ? gimme a ring
be pilot
He already has a job so he doesn't count π
Fr?
Um excuse me extraterrestrial communication hello
Harvey wants to man Aricebo
I have a question about the great friends achievement. Do I have to have reached 8-10 hearts with everybody? I had max hearts with Shane while married and I divorced him and he went down to 0 and won't accept gifts. Have I locked myself out of achieving perfection
Rip
So no perfection?
witch hut resets people
Ok thank you so much
u can pay te reset peoples opinions on u
Isn't that a yk spoiler
Yeah that's way past cc but enh
possibly yea
i was just answering their question sorry
Sandy.
Thank you so much I had no idea it did that
Yeah no harm there if they have more questions about witch just bring that to #stardew-spoilers
(Imo)
Linus.
Sebastian.
Krobus.
Ok I have a question for there then
hey how do i get more wood? theres no more trees i chopped everything down π
um
im not getting Hay from the Silo
i was right clicking the hopper and its not giving me anything
You can chop trees off your farm
its full btw
you have to take out hay in a coop/barn
i think robin sells wood if i remember correctly. otherwise you have to wait until any trees grow back (i assume you've cut down the trees on your farm as well?)
they grow back i think also u can get sapling
wdym
If you have an auto feeder it won't work
@slate flint in the coop/barn there is a hay hopper
i dont even have it, lol
i just got the coop
im right clicking it and its not doing nothing, the hopper is full
Huh
huh
moment
go to thing in coop
yeah i did, its not letting me for some reason
idk man i dont have a silo
That is the silo dude
yea, just showing that the silo is full
and the hopper is not letting me get it when im right or left clicking
Is the trough full
the trough?
the thing in the coop
You have to build either a coop or barn, then enter and empty the silo
my friend who is the host doesn't play that much anymore, should i just get his save file or start a new one all together? we are only summer yr 1
did that, bought animals too
New file
how so
i think they mean just start a new world
Not too much progress was made and it would give you a fresh start
If the trough/bench is full you can't take out hay
oh yeah, what's the best farm (since I'm starting new)? i heard beach is terrible but I'm not sure what's the best one
am i a bad human being for naming my cow roast beef and my pigs pork chop and bacon? XD
I personally enjoy the wilderness, but it depends on if you want to deal with monsters or not
i have only played on standard and riverland and they both seem just meh
@slate flint 1. Is the bench full 2. Did you move the chick and click directly on the hopper
@slate flint here's the info: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Hay
is the iridium rod the best one?
Standard and forest are pretty solid farms(forest has less tiles Available for faming but theres easy access hardwood and free forage on the farm)
Beach farm isnt horrible but lots of people dont like it since it can only hold 8 iridium sprinklers that can actually work/water crops(sand can hold crops but it won't let sprinklers function)