stardew-valley

[red arch]

clearly fake

[distant sphinx]

Oh no not copypasta

[limpid oyster]

cause i dont wanna be next bruh waht else

[red arch]

if that was real, the whole world would be dead

[distant sphinx]

😱

[limpid oyster]

why me getting chain mailed then 😭

[red arch]

how do i see the route

and the

game

[ionic pilot]

what

[red arch]

at the same time

[ionic pilot]

so

[visual quail]

I guess you can minimize the game

[frozen pilot]

How do i go to the train station it got blocked by a boulder

[ionic pilot]

press windows rightarrow/leftarrow with stardew open

[ionic pilot]

summer 4th

[limpid oyster]

ok so carmen winstead wont kill me

good to know

[red arch]

how do we minimize it

[ionic pilot]

press windows then rightarrow with stardew open

then taek the tab of your browser and slam it into the left of your screen to have both open at once

[visual quail]

First go out of fullscreen if you are using that

[red arch]

how??

[ionic pilot]

settings

[red arch]

too late for that bud

[ionic pilot]

go to settings > window type > windowed borderless/windowed

[visual quail]

Or just memorize the egg route as good as you can

[red arch]

is the exclusive prize even that rare

[visual quail]

It's a ||hat||

you can always try next year

[hallow mist]

should I wait til winter to upgrade watering can or is it not worth it

[ionic pilot]

the prize is ||a straw hat||

[hallow mist]

just do it asap and miss a day of watering

[ionic pilot]

thats it

thats all you get

[visual quail]

I usually upgrade it when I get a rainy forecast, or if I'm on the second last day of the season

[hallow mist]

right on

[limpid oyster]

hi im benis winstead

18 days no thunderstorm

das some cap

[red arch]

how many eggs to beat abigail?

[limpid oyster]

9

[visual quail]

9

[red arch]

is it easy

[limpid oyster]

yes

carmen winstead could do it

time to have ||bebes||

[red arch]

wait

couldnt i just

re-enter the game

if i lose

to try again

[visual quail]

You could yeah

[fiery geode]

how do you attach bait to the fishing rod?

[visual quail]

You need the fiberglass rod or better

[ionic pilot]

omg spoiler that information!!!!

[fiery geode]

ahhh okay, i have the basic one

[ionic pilot]

nobody spoke for 1 minute dead chat

[limpid oyster]

i just donated

[ionic pilot]

donated what

[limpid oyster]

a prismatic shard

[ionic pilot]

ok

[limpid oyster]

and gunther didnt even say thanks

[ionic pilot]

same

[limpid oyster]

fk that guy bro

[ionic pilot]

if u donate a prismatic he should gain 3 hearts with you

[limpid oyster]

thats it?

LMAOOOOOO

[red arch]

bro

i was 1 second away from getting the last egg

[limpid oyster]

L

[red arch]

i rejoined now tho

[red arch]

you are 10 years old

[limpid oyster]

18

94

baybee

get 9 eggs u skissue

[red arch]

im literally gfoing to hit abigail with my axe

[limpid oyster]

wtf dont tahts my wife

[merry shard]

What’s red cabbage and why is it purple

[cobalt hare]

I wish we could write on the signs

Would be so useful

[cyan token]

can I place paths around fruit trees or will they not grow?

[merry shard]

How get purple cabbage

[limpid oyster]

oshawot

[visual quail]

Not until they're fully grown

[cyan token]

ah okay so the 3x3 area needs to be completely clear?

[limpid oyster]

if i got rid of sprinkler possible or no

[visual quail]

Yes but the sprinkler is in the way. I recommend planting the fruit trees by the sides of the gh. Also you should spoiler that image

[limpid oyster]

so here?

[visual quail]

Like this

[limpid oyster]

wtf u can plant them out there

[visual quail]

Yep

really nice

[limpid oyster]

bet

ty

[lofty herald]

what app is that?

[ionic pilot]

its from the wiki

[visual quail]

Ye just an image from the wiki

[lofty herald]

ahh mb

[ionic pilot]

is deluxe fertilizer the best fertilizer

[ashen flume]

For now yes

[ionic pilot]

its been like 2 weeks ingame

its still there

[halcyon abyss]

[rugged ether]

the yam persists

[ashen flume]

Damn you dont have any magnetism rings or an iridium band to rescue that yam?

[red arch]

alright guys i beat with 17 eggs

how many eggs are there in total

[ashen flume]

Holy god 17?

[red arch]

yeah

i thought there was 68?

[ashen flume]

Theres like 18 in total iirc

[red arch]

what

[rugged ether]

you talking about the egg hunt? you fast af boiiii

[red arch]

ok anyway what do i do now after the festival?

[ashen flume]

Did you get any strawberries to plant

[eternal kite]

For the annual Luau can I actually bring something for the potluck?

[red arch]

i got 32

and i planted them

[ashen flume]

Yeah thats the point of it

[limpid oyster]

this is the fortune u want for ||sc|| right?

[ashen flume]

Nice

Go to sleep then

[royal stream]

if you're able to get more get some for next year

[visual quail]

Ye

[royal stream]

hi btw

[red arch]

ok do i just sleep until they are all planted

[eternal kite]

Like what? Where do I do that?

[ashen flume]

The soup cauldron

[eternal kite]

Is there only 1?

[ashen flume]

Just walk up the staircase on it interact with it and put your item in there

[royal stream]

yes

[ashen flume]

Just 1

[eternal kite]

Such as what items?

[ashen flume]

Anything edible

[visual quail]

Like skipping days? No, that'd be super wasteful. There is so much to do

[eternal kite]

Ok

[red arch]

ok like what?

[ashen flume]

Except for cooked items

[limpid oyster]

fk ye

[ionic pilot]

why cant i put rings on

it just is refusing to allow me

[limpid oyster]

i got this as well 😄

[visual quail]

Fishing is a really great way to earn money early game. There's mining, exploring, villagers, quests

[eternal kite]

Do I get something out of it?

[ionic pilot]

i can take my boots on an off

but i cant put rings back on

[ashen flume]

Friendship boost with the whole City

[eternal kite]

Ok

[limpid oyster]

rate the new pfp

[hoary matrix]

hello!

[ashen flume]

Yes

[ashen flume]

Oh hi

[limpid oyster]

❤️

[ionic pilot]

is a lucky ring not a ring it wont let me put it in the ring slot ;-;

[royal stream]

hii

[inland flicker]

Do you have to feed slimes

[limpid oyster]

yes

[ashen flume]

It is

[inland flicker]

I’m your hutch

[limpid oyster]

feed them with slime

[ionic pilot]

why cant i put it on

[inland flicker]

Sounds easy enough

[limpid oyster]

ask dad

[ashen flume]

Idk whats up with your rings maybe it glitched

[ashen flume]

Just give them water

A sprinkler can solve the watering bowls everyday part for slimes

[ashen flume]

The only time where i couldnt use a ring was when i used a code for it

[ionic pilot]

what

[ashen flume]

Just the casual first save exploits

[royal stream]

guys I need advice for sc

[hoary matrix]

whats up?

[astral summit]

what is it?

[royal stream]

so I tried to get to floor 100 bc of that one secret note, my inventory was 20 gold quality cheese (I used 6), 5 triple shot expresso, 5 cherry bombs, 20 normal bombs (I used 15), 5 mega bombs and ofc iridium pickaxe and galaxy sword but I only got to floor 50 before passing out

[astral summit]

||duplicate jades to trade them for staircases||

[ashen flume]

Get luck buffs too

And take only one type of bomb

[royal stream]

at the desert trader right?

[astral summit]

yes

normal bombs and mega bombs are really good

but cherry bombs are not worth carrying

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah get spicy eel too

[royal stream]

oh ok

tysm !!

[ashen flume]

Dont forget to go on a very good luck day,and good luck

[royal stream]

I'm gonna craft more bombs and I'll be back

[astral summit]

buffed food would be spicy eel, pumpkin soup, lucky lunch, ginger ale and/or coffee. normal food would be cheese and salads

[ashen flume]

Oh that drink is post cc isnt it

[ionic pilot]

if i plant a crop

on the last day of the season

[astral summit]

it dies

[ionic pilot]

in the greenhouse

[astral summit]

ah

then you're fine

[ionic pilot]

i forgot my question now

oh yeah

if i harvest on the 1st day

nvm

[astral summit]

it doesn't matter when you plant it if it's in the greenhouse

[cloud cape]

hello guys

is stardew valley worth getting

[ashen flume]

Oh hey welcome!

[astral summit]

yes. absolutely

[cloud cape]

do they update the game often

[ashen flume]

Extremely,but since this is the sdv server we may be always inclined to say yes

[astral summit]

oh btw. since i noticed you like having decorated bios, would you like for me to send you a server that's filled with bios, decorations and special characters?

[ashen flume]

Not really but what we have is already a lot

[cloud cape]

oh really

[molten ibex]

if i have a growing tree and i hit it with an axe accidentally only once, will it still grow?

[ionic pilot]

ok wait

[cloud cape]

has the current update come out on mobile

[ashen flume]

Ooh that sounds interesting,sure why not

[molten ibex]

some of my trees havent been growing for so long

[cloud cape]

with the pineapple island

[ashen flume]

Nope

[ionic pilot]

if my crop takes 28 days to grow and i plant it on day 28 will it be ready by next season

[cloud cape]

how sucky

its been like a year\

[ionic pilot]

or do i plant it on the 1st

[cloud cape]

is stardew valley better on pc

i play ALOT of terraria and i heard they were familiar

this true?

[ashen flume]

Imo yes

[astral summit]

it will take 28 days. you can check the wiki though to see when it'll be ready

[cloud cape]

so i can fight bosses?

[ashen flume]

Pc always gets the updates first

[ashen flume]

Oh not that

Sdv is a lot more chill

[cloud cape]

is there a looking to play here?

[astral summit]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[serene walrus]

e

whats up lol

[ashen flume]

Oh hi peachy

[astral summit]

hi peachy

[serene walrus]

hhhh im bored of sdv again

[ashen flume]

Modding time

[queen merlin]

same ngl

[serene walrus]

sve is the only interesting one to me but its to big for my laptop💀

[ivory sonnet]

i uh forgot to get my gold star crops in spring so i cant get the greenhouse in time for winter should i uh start again??

[molten ibex]

no

[ionic pilot]

wait

in the greenhouse do trees produce fruit all year round

[serene walrus]

yup

[ionic pilot]

fr?!?!?

[ashen flume]

Just do it next spring

[ivory sonnet]

ight

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah its pretty nice

Fruit

[ivory sonnet]

do prices of things change each year??

[ashen flume]

Nope

[ionic pilot]

lets go

[ivory sonnet]

ok thank fuck

[hearty swan]

Is there a way for Nintendo switch and mobile players to co op?

[ashen flume]

Just for raw materials in year two actually

[ivory sonnet]

like?

[ashen flume]

Wood stone ore

[serene walrus]

no crossplay and mobile doesnt have multiplayer anyway

[ashen flume]

Materials like that

[ivory sonnet]

only in year two???

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[astral summit]

there's no crossplay

[graceful steppe]

do the weapons just not have id's? I cant find any of them

[ashen flume]

Year two and it stays like that forever

[ivory sonnet]

they dont go up more

?

[ashen flume]

No

[ivory sonnet]

ok thank god

[ashen flume]

It doesnt make much sense but anyways

[ivory sonnet]

dont give the devs any idea

[ashen flume]

Naah ca would never

[ivory sonnet]

also should i get coop and barn in year 1 summer

or just coop

[ashen flume]

Both if you can

Just make sure you got enough food stored in a silo for the animals

[ebon timber]

How to get an albacore?

[ivory sonnet]

i dont even have silo yet ima buy one

[tawdry minnow]

fish at night or early morning during winter at the beach

[ebon timber]

And remove something from a incubator

[ashen flume]

Oh you cant

[tawdry minnow]

im pretty sure theyre in fall too but dont quote me on that

[ashen flume]

I already accidentally incubated two chickens like that

[hallow mist]

how did Eric not consider the option to eat multiple of something at once

[ashen flume]

I just kept them theyre profitable anyways

[limpid oyster]

left with 26 iridium

[ebon timber]

And dino eggs, ||ostrich|| or regular incubator

[ivory sonnet]

how do i get corn?

[ashen flume]

Summer and fall crop iirc

[limpid oyster]

time to be a dad 😄

[ashen flume]

Oh post cc stuff not allowed here

[ionic pilot]

those arent post cc

[ebon timber]

It isnt

[ashen flume]

The second animal

[ebon timber]

Oh right

[ionic pilot]

ostrich?

oh

[ebon timber]

There

[ivory sonnet]

should i try get stable in year 1 summer?

[ashen flume]

Anyways why is there a chair in the middle of your room

[ebon timber]

Can you answer

[ashen flume]

You can incubate almost any egg

[ebon timber]

Cool

[ashen flume]

Theres better things to spend on early game

[ivory sonnet]

ight

so just tier one barn and coop

[willow cosmos]

my chickens arent producing large eggs and i got them in late spring and now its late summer help (year 1)

[ashen flume]

But you could if you just really like horses

[ashen flume]

Yeah takes a while,just keep petting them and letting them out

[willow cosmos]

ok do you know when it starts?

[ashen flume]

When they have a complete heart iirc

[willow cosmos]

in my other world i got them to produce large eggs very soon but maybe its because i have the artisan thing

[willow cosmos]

oh ok

[ashen flume]

But luck and rng still play a part on animal produce quality

[willow cosmos]

ok

[ashen flume]

Nah artisan doesnt affect that

[willow cosmos]

oh thats weird because i didnt have full hearts..

[ashen flume]

Ehh maybe luck was on your side

[cloud cape]

ok guys

i jsut bought stardew valley

[serene walrus]

yoooo

[cloud cape]

hope its good:aSDVemilydance:

wtf

[serene walrus]

🤣

[cloud cape]

how do i play dis game

someone teach me

[queen merlin]

💀

[cloud cape]

i want to farm peppers

[ashen flume]

If you have any specific questions you can ask here btw

[cloud cape]

how do i get ancient fruits

[queen merlin]

those will take a lot of time

[ionic pilot]

ancient seeds

[cloud cape]

ok

[queen merlin]

peppers is summer crop

[cyan token]

peppers grow in summer

[cloud cape]

how do i make alot of mu cha cha

[ashen flume]

Sometimes bugs in the mines drop them

[queen merlin]

ancient fruit you will have to find an ancient seed through killing bugs in the mines

[queen merlin]

is your pfp from vanitas anime?

[limpid oyster]

Yea

[ember cove]

@queen merlin YOUR ABOUT ME IS
DEEP INDIGO IS SO GOOD <33

[limpid oyster]

bro has a love live profile picture

i can't 💀

[cyan token]

nahh just from an artist I like

[ember cove]

its from love live???? i just though it was cute 🤸

[limpid oyster]

and its the fking girl who draws her emotions

kanata is ultimately 10x better

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ember cove]

damn nvm then changing it back to mari

[quick umbra]

does anyone know where I can get the stone walkaway floor? it's a lighter version of the one leading to pelican town

[limpid oyster]

its from love live nijigasaki

[ashen flume]

Robin sells it iirc

[quick umbra]

I haven't seen it there

[limpid oyster]

u can plant anything there bro

[ember cove]

it is from the carpenters shop

[ashen flume]

Yeah but post cc content

[ember cove]

look harder ? q_q

still not allowed with spoilers ask that in #stardew-spoilers

[ionic pilot]

ok

[ember cove]

unless the rules for that have changed too idk i havent been here for the past 5 days

[queen merlin]

[quick umbra]

should I start getting animals? im a little more than halfway through my first summer and my crops and all set with quality sprinklers

[ashen flume]

Theres a specific layout for trees on the greenhouse btw

[queen merlin]

who?

[ember cove]

me

[ashen flume]

Yes do it,do you have a silo?

[queen merlin]

i am in love with yorushika

[mint ruin]

Yes I would, will help with completing your CC bundles. But need a silo though

[queen merlin]

ooh, it looks cute af tbh

[ember cove]

thanks 😭

[quick umbra]

yes

[limpid oyster]

ez

[ashen flume]

Then do it

[queen merlin]

np 😭

[quick umbra]

wait where can I post my crops?

a picture

[ember cove]

#images-and-memes

[minor river]

What's thr best way to get a ||prismatic shard for galaxy hammer||

[ashen flume]

Yeah that,you need lvl five to post pictures anywhere

[ionic pilot]

get lucky

[limpid oyster]

ask pushk

[quick umbra]

it's an uninspired design but it works #images-and-memes

[minor river]

Luck is not a friend of mine

[ashen flume]

Probably ||mystic nodes in the quarry or mining iridium nodes||

[minor river]

Ok

[ashen flume]

Or fishing chests

Or slimes

Theres a lot of ways

[minor river]

Can pigs farm truffles if you don't let them out of the barn?

[quick umbra]

I just realized I've only completed one bundle in the community center and I'm halfway through summer-

[limpid oyster]

"(creepy) May I have a kiss?" (-100 friendship.)
If the farmer is male, she calls you a pig, punches you and kicks you out. The scene ends.

WARNING: if you choose this option, you can never see Leah's 8-Heart event. Because you were creepy and missed the chance to make a suggestion for her art career, it will not be possible to trigger either version of her 8-Heart event in the future.

[cyan token]

oop sorry responded to the wrong one rip

[limpid oyster]

i want to choose this option so badly now.

someone help me i am so close to choosing htis option

[queen merlin]

sorry just saw, okie dokie

[gleaming yarrow]

Multiplayer disappeared?

[queen merlin]

heh?

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[limpid oyster]

ok i pressed it

and now... she called me a pig and kicked me out lol

[minor river]

How much space outside do they need I'm on beach farm so I'm trying to optimize animals for my primary source of income and I can't figure out if stacking deluxe coops with ||void chickens|| is better than using pigs

[gleaming yarrow]

Oh it was a glitch

[limpid oyster]

does this count as cheating on abigail?

[gleaming yarrow]

Oop again

[ashen flume]

Maybe use normal chickens instead,max their friendship

[cyan token]

ooooh I don't know about beach farm

[ionic pilot]

yes

[limpid oyster]

i am now clint

[hallow mist]

any drawbacks to putting crab pots next to one another?

[ashen flume]

Nah

[limpid oyster]

i am super clint 0 care

[drifting field]

putting them next to each other is the efficient way

[hallow mist]

word

[drifting field]

so you can just run and right click bait into them

[hallow mist]

just finished the pot bundle so got four of em

put em all on the beach

[drifting field]

nice

[ionic pilot]

im in tears i just watched the 3rd year grandpa scene

[hallow mist]

I mean I already knew about it

but spoolers

[limpid oyster]

||shes so underrated.||

[red arch]

how do you get the stone ground thing?

[ashen flume]

Fr

[red arch]

how do you get the stone ground thing??

[ashen flume]

Ca make her a marriage candidate please

[ashen flume]

Which stone ground thing

A path?

[red arch]

yes

[quiet compass]

Maybe robins?

[ashen flume]

Oh ill check the wiki to see who sells it

[ivory sonnet]

craft it with stone

[ashen flume]

Ok its at robin

[red arch]

no but like its like the one on the village

[ivory sonnet]

oh

idk then

[ashen flume]

Its at robin

She sells its recipe

[rain rapids]

Hey does anyone know what's the best level in the mines to farm slime?

[limpid oyster]

what does this mean

[quiet compass]

all of them, probably ice floors tbh, but definitely not the magma floors

[ashen flume]

Thats for the night market

[limpid oyster]

Huh

[ashen flume]

I use the early ones for it

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[rain rapids]

Kay ty :)

[limpid oyster]

thats so dumb

[red arch]

bro after egg festival whats next??

[quiet compass]

Flower dance

[ashen flume]

Yeah prepare for pain

[red arch]

what

[rain rapids]

When you get rejected by Abigail 😭😭😭

[quiet compass]

Good luck getting a dance partner

[dense frigate]

Is it really that hard?

[quiet compass]

I mean on a first play through its unlikely to have 4 hearts with a single person

[ashen flume]

Yeah barely no one has 4 hearts in the first flower festival

Unless they have been doing nothing but gift someone

[dense frigate]

Yeah...

[red arch]

i ahve one heart with someone

how to get hearts?

[ashen flume]

Gifts

[dense frigate]

Gifts

Or just some quick chitchat

[red arch]

ok

sohuld i buy backpack expand or should i expand house?

[dense frigate]

Backpack..

[quiet compass]

backpack first.

[dense frigate]

That's not even a question

[quiet compass]

It is if youre doing a haley% speedrun 😋

[dense frigate]

What's an early thing Haley loves ||Besides desert things||

[ionic pilot]

there is fungus spreading across my farm

im concerned

[dense frigate]

Gg

[ionic pilot]

daffodil*

[quiet compass]

*sunflowers

[novel peak]

She loves Dandelions???

[ashen flume]

You could give her daffodils

[dense frigate]

Loves not likes

[quiet compass]

Its only a liked gift so no....

[novel peak]

Oh okay

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah sunflowers exist

[novel peak]

I almost got very upset lol

[dense frigate]

That's not early that's second month, I mean like is there any other first month gifts

[distant sphinx]

wait dandelions are in sdv?

[quiet compass]

Sunflowers, pink cake, fruit salad, ||coconuts||

[dense frigate]

Yeah?

[quiet compass]

thats it

[limpid oyster]

is this good

[distant sphinx]

huh? you mean daffodils?

[ashen flume]

Very

[ionic pilot]

perhaps

[quiet compass]

Yes absolutely it is amazing

[dense frigate]

So just ||Coconuts cactus fruits|| and pink cake early, got it

[distant sphinx]

I don't remember dandelions

[ashen flume]

Do it its good

[ashen flume]

The other spring flower???

[dense frigate]

For sure worth it

[limpid oyster]

ok ill trust u guys

[ionic pilot]

she likes daffodils

[quiet compass]

||cactus fruit? She doesnt like that.||

[distant sphinx]

haha

[ashen flume]

Daffodils leeks horse radish and dandelion

[limpid oyster]

give haley prismatic stone

she will date you on the spot.

[quiet compass]

You are so original and funny

[dense frigate]

Wonder who I'm thinking of then

[hallow mist]

not actually sure if these four crab pots are worth the hour it takes to check them and then stow the stuff I get

[limpid oyster]

oh you dont trust me?

[quiet compass]

Sam most likely

[ionic pilot]

linus

[limpid oyster]

look at my hearts with haley, theres proof!

[ionic pilot]

yse

[dense frigate]

It's not Sam or Linus

[serene walrus]

sam loves ||cactus fruit||

[twin widget]

Any tips for a rabbits foot, it’s the last thing I need other than the fern

[quiet compass]

no one is laughing

[limpid oyster]

i gave haley a prisamtic stone, now look at our hearts

[limpid oyster]

you are so tilted i'm dead

[ionic pilot]

get a rabbit

[dense frigate]

How're your friendships so low on year 2

[ashen flume]

Dont both love it

[quiet compass]

You can kill ||serprents in sc, otherwise rabbits w high friendship||

[limpid oyster]

relax haley stan 💀

[twin widget]

Yes and it’s been nearly a year

[dense frigate]

They do, but I'm thinking of someone else

[limpid oyster]

cause idc abt friending these noobs

[ionic pilot]

im on year 3 and my only relation is 1 heart with demetrius cause i gave him a pufferfish

[ashen flume]

Ooh maybe pam?

[twin widget]

||How high?||

[limpid oyster]

i just speed run abigail marriage yk

i married her before her birthday

[dense frigate]

Nope, it was a bachelorette maybe it was modded

[quiet compass]

As high as you can. Let them outside and eat grass, pet them

[dense frigate]

How

[ionic pilot]

i gave him a pufferfish

[limpid oyster]

proud of me ?

[misty plume]

Yooooo

[ashen flume]

Kinda wanna check the list now brb

[graceful steppe]

is it possible to spawn things with a gold star? (quality)

[quiet compass]

Pam likes cactus fruit, and so does linus and sam

[dense frigate]

LOL

YOU WERE FR???

[ionic pilot]

yes

i gave him a pufferfish for his quest

[hallow mist]

why is there an rp walk in this game lol. referring to the slower speed of movement

what purpose does it serve

[dense frigate]

Patience.

[quiet compass]

Cinematics

[ionic pilot]

walking

[misty plume]

Why not?

[graceful steppe]

okay thank you, luck has been drivng me insane and out of almost 75 parnsips only 2 golds T_T

[dense frigate]

I hate having the option to walk slower

[hallow mist]

I guess that's the answer

[rain rapids]

Why not just run everywhere lol

[ashen flume]

Ok it was probably modded

[ionic pilot]

ell

[limpid oyster]

i feel bad

[dense frigate]

1 sec gonna check

[hallow mist]

yea exactly lol

[limpid oyster]

they must hate the farmer they have LMFAO

[hallow mist]

I was wondering if there was an actual use for the rp walk at some point

[graceful steppe]

ell?

[ionic pilot]

cutscenes

[dense frigate]

rp is a good use of the rp walk

[limpid oyster]

what does scorbunny the bunny eat? hay?

[ionic pilot]

you walk in cutscenes

[distant sphinx]

they all eat hay

[limpid oyster]

Oke ty

[ionic pilot]

every animal eats hay

ultimate grain

[ashen flume]

You also can sometimes walk in important moments for the ✨ drama ✨

[ionic pilot]

ok

[dense frigate]

ofc ofc

[ionic pilot]

wait can i send gifs now

[dense frigate]

Yeah

[novel peak]

I wish you could butcher the animals, get some kind of food that requires that.

[ionic pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fart-aot-gif-20469746

[novel peak]

Haha I’m slightly evil

[ashen flume]

Wouldnt fit sdv tbh

But theres mods for that

[rain rapids]

@novel peak what-

[ionic pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-peeper-speech-bubble-gif-25522030

[dense frigate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415546586735575051/993004579753033748/89046ECE-8F49-4400-B9A8-B273F0839E00.gif

[merry shard]

Where get fern

[ionic pilot]

ill only send these 2 (real)

[novel peak]

Then you go to the ||Witches Hut|| and do a thing, then there’s just meat in Barn/Coop.

[distant sphinx]

it was actually intended to be in the game at first but CA decided it would be too mean and not fit the rest of sdv

[novel peak]

Oh actually?

[dense frigate]

Anazibg ide'a

[distant sphinx]

there's still a butcher mod though

[visual quail]

I use it when I have to switch out all the wine for new fruits with kegs. Makes it so I don't miss anything

[novel peak]

Amazing spelling.

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah like those different baits for different fish

[dense frigate]

Ikr

[ionic pilot]

amgaizing spettiwnag

[quiet compass]

What

[ionic pilot]

sawgpo trueageu

[novel peak]

I won’t let you put your curse on me!!!

[distant sphinx]

that would be so painful

[quiet compass]

yes avoid the curse

[dense frigate]

Oh god

[rain rapids]

Vrey gerat splleing

[ionic pilot]

eyan acfreeehgd

[cold axle]

Im extremely new to this server 🥲 well not really but i dont talk on here so hello 😼

[ashen flume]

Oh hi

[dense frigate]

Hello 😼

[rain rapids]

Heyoo

[limpid oyster]

umm wtf is this

[ionic pilot]

true

[ripe walrus]

what happens if a coop member marries an NPC, does the room get added to main house?

[ionic pilot]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[ashen flume]

Just cutscene

[cold axle]

Atleast im not the only one lmao

[limpid oyster]

cutscene for who

[dense frigate]

Shins

[ashen flume]

It gets added to the players house

[limpid oyster]

dude clint is such a fking weirdo

[distant sphinx]

Joja Bluuuu

[ripe walrus]

I assumed it couldn't because of no upgrading

[limpid oyster]

wtf lmfaooooo

[dense frigate]

Yeah I also hate client

[ashen flume]

Wdym no upgrading?

[rain rapids]

@limpid oyster crusty Clint:")

[limpid oyster]

clint is dumb man fr

[serene walrus]

other players can upgrade their house wdym?

[ripe walrus]

nvm

[red arch]

Thanks!

[limpid oyster]

"i can't remember my lines when ur right in front of me!"

[dense frigate]

No house upgrading for coop members I think he meant even though that's wrong

[ashen flume]

Oh damn

[ionic pilot]

why cant you eat sweet gem berries 😠

[distant sphinx]

Got Damn!!!

[limpid oyster]

oh god.

[ashen flume]

My friend got the cellar before i did and im the host

[ionic pilot]

true

[distant sphinx]

sugar overdose

[limpid oyster]

ill never unsee this.

[ionic pilot]

ok

[cold axle]

🤌✨

[limpid oyster]

fking clunt

[distant sphinx]

look at this instead

[limpid oyster]

clint*

[dense frigate]

Why do you hate client so much

[limpid oyster]

cause hes a pervert

[distant sphinx]

client 💀

[ashen flume]

Doesnt seem that efficient since its just one fish iirc

[distant sphinx]

no because it's only 5 fish

[rain rapids]

@dense frigate nasty crusty dusty musty Clint 🤡

[dense frigate]

Free 100 coins every week so helpful

[ashen flume]

Same for the traveling cart stuff or some saloon specials?idk

[distant sphinx]

damn that's almost as much as 200k+ a week from af

[limpid oyster]

shane is so adorable

[ashen flume]

On mobile maybe

[limpid oyster]

no homo btw ^

bro dont camera me i said no homo

[dense frigate]

Ikr

[ionic pilot]

not rlly it was pointing to " on mobile maybe " 😈

[dense frigate]

So a small chance every week to get 100 coins

That's op ConcernedApe better get to that

[distant sphinx]

~9% isn't that rare

[rain rapids]

Pretty good odds tbh

[ashen flume]

Lmao i ruined the thing

[hearty kettle]

I have a question because I'm new

[dense frigate]

I feel like just having the sturgeon on it's own is more valuable

[distant sphinx]

ask away

[hearty kettle]

What is the best way to make money in spring

[ashen flume]

Proceeds to go to the ||quarry mines|| on day one

[dense frigate]

Clay glitch

[distant sphinx]

farming, fishing, and clay farming

[visual quail]

strawberries and fishing

[limpid oyster]

ez

[distant sphinx]

it's not a glitch

[ashen flume]

Oh welcome

[distant sphinx]

it's just how clay spawns

[dense frigate]

Ik wrong word, just a pattern

[cobalt hare]

does anyone have tips for catching ||legend||

[limpid oyster]

AHHHHHHHHHH this cutscene 😉 😄

[ionic pilot]

just use trap bobber i got it 2nd try

[distant sphinx]

git gud and fishing buffs and tackles

[limpid oyster]

HOW CAN YOU HATE HER MAN

LOOK AT HER 🥺

[quiet compass]

Acquiring the best weapon day 1 mmm

[limpid oyster]

SHES SO ADORABLE OMG 😭 🥺

[ashen flume]

Werent you hating her yesterday????

[quiet compass]

HALEY IS AMAZING

[dense frigate]

Yeah..

[limpid oyster]

FR FR

[distant sphinx]

hm yes scythe the best weapon

[dense frigate]

Today he's simping over Sandy

[cobalt hare]

okay i'll try that, thanks

[distant sphinx]

a whopping 1 damage per hit

[limpid oyster]

LOOK AT HALEY IN THAT PIC MAN U CANT HATE HER OMG

[humble zinc]

Girlfriend level with Penny 😳

[quiet compass]

mm yes

[dense frigate]

Your loss

[ashen flume]

What happened to jodi?

[ionic pilot]

by the way you can only get it when its raining while you have fishing level 10 (normally or from buffs) in spring

[limpid oyster]

OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[dense frigate]

Idk he's literally just bipolar

[limpid oyster]

HOW CAN YOU HATE THIS AHHHHHHH

LITERALLY

[dense frigate]

That's about it

[limpid oyster]

No i'm not

[cyan token]

gotta go through the five stages of grief with haley

[limpid oyster]

Look at haley blush, if u tell me haley isn't cute then i think u blind

[cobalt hare]

alright epic i caught it

[distant sphinx]

nice

[limpid oyster]

when u reply to my msgs can u ping plz

[distant sphinx]

now make sashimi

[ionic pilot]

send her to the third layer of the depths 😠

[rain rapids]

Yummy sashimi

[limpid oyster]

i gave her a cake as gift she happy 8 hearts now she blush for me 🙂

[cyan token]

she'll forget about you next week bestie

[limpid oyster]

she gave me this face, i think we bing chilling bestie

[ashen flume]

Damn,you gonna marry her?

[dense frigate]

After he said he hated her..

[limpid oyster]

ye, break up with abigail for her ? bet ?

[cobalt hare]

I'm stressted out from a game what to do in stardew to help me calm down

[cyan token]

fishinggggg

[ashen flume]

Theyre speedrunning character arcs

[ashen flume]

Idk deco

[dense frigate]

Dupe gold star sashimi

[rain rapids]

@limpid oyster nahhh don't do Abigail like that 😭

[limpid oyster]

u guys should marry haley

[full echo]

What do the alien capsule and Owl statue do

[cobalt hare]

I have no money for that

[cobalt hare]

WHAT'S HE DOING TO ABBY

[limpid oyster]

yeah i was jking LOL i will make a new save file for haley

[cobalt hare]

I SHALL NOT TOLERATE ANY SLANDER TO MY WIFE

[ashen flume]

Just cool little things

[limpid oyster]

💀

[cobalt hare]

NOOO HE CHANGED TEAMS AGAIN

[limpid oyster]

no

[dense frigate]

LOL

[rain rapids]

ABBY 4 LIFE

[full echo]

So no practical use

[cobalt hare]

They look cool

[cobalt hare]

heck yeah

[limpid oyster]

Haley and Abby 4 life

[quiet compass]

Yall should just never marry

[ashen flume]

Nope

[cobalt hare]

unbased

[dense frigate]

Why shouldn't they marinate

[quiet compass]

Marinara sauce

[full echo]

Okay good I thought the alien hatching was a bad thing

[dense frigate]

Yeah why not

[rain rapids]

Marinate 💀

[distant sphinx]

ok

[limpid oyster]

stop hating

on haley the queen of sdv

[cobalt hare]

Abigail is rock muncher and is actually godrick from elden ring

[ashen flume]

Yeah just let anyone marinate man

[hard quiver]

haley is the best

[quiet compass]

Mr qi is the queen of stardew

[dense frigate]

I feel like we all chew on rocks in our own time, how is that a bad thing

[quiet compass]

potterhead swiftie 💀

[distant sphinx]

why are new people joining in to this spouse war 😭

[limpid oyster]

is this good?

[distant sphinx]

also hi welcome

[dense frigate]

No

[hard quiver]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

maru though

[ashen flume]

Overpriced

[limpid oyster]

alright thanks

[ashen flume]

Just plant one in fall

[white spindle]

Honestly I'd buy that it's cute and it's pink

[limpid oyster]

am i the only one that thinks jas is cute

[dense frigate]

Weary lad onion

[hard quiver]

we have matching pfp

[rain rapids]

Ngl Leah tho 😍

[cobalt hare]

no

[hard quiver]

yes

[quiet compass]

she's a very cute kid, but is unfortunately stuck with an awful home life

[limpid oyster]

oh god

[hard quiver]

I'm in ur house

[cobalt hare]

me wanting to make a stardew mod:

[limpid oyster]

not harry potter fans

[quiet compass]

Jas deserves better parents

[cobalt hare]

this is the stardew chat

[dense frigate]

Yep

[limpid oyster]

bro harry potter ended in 2011, leave it there 🤮

[cobalt hare]

me sucking at everything required to make a mod:

[white spindle]

Ohh whyy is it because of Shane?

[hard quiver]

stardew house

[cobalt hare]

0h my goodness

Is dat harri pottah?

[distant sphinx]

also ||marnie has an affair with lewis||

[quiet compass]

marnie also threatens to burn down the ranch by leaving hay next to an open fire, right outside jas's playroom and bedroom!!

[white spindle]

WHAT

[cobalt hare]

I wouldn't hav expected you playin stahdew va'ey, mr' pottah

[white spindle]

WHAT

[rain rapids]

@quiet compass AYO WHAT 😭

[white spindle]

My jaw dropped

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/jaw-drop-mask-shocked-wow-mouth-open-gif-16995665

[white spindle]

Is this real?

[cobalt hare]

you think so? 💀

[hard quiver]

did yall forget abt hermione @cobalt hare

[white spindle]

BAHHAHAHA

[cobalt hare]

shhhhhhhhh

[white spindle]

Is Marnie married to somebody though?

[distant sphinx]

well no so it's not really an affair just secret romance

[cobalt hare]

mr. pottah why are you cha'in on da stah'dew va'ey disco'd?

[limpid oyster]

marnie is fat and stupid and toxic

[white spindle]

Ohh

[cobalt hare]

An't you supposed to do magic?

[distant sphinx]

woa that was uncalled for

[white spindle]

???

[cyan token]

marnie is never there when I need to buy stuff... I got beef with her

[limpid oyster]

shes a jerk neveri n her store

[rain rapids]

@limpid oyster why tho 🥲

[white spindle]

That's body shaming

[cobalt hare]

it's true doe

[distant sphinx]

she may have dumb hours but that's too far

[hard quiver]

bc I heard people were talking smack abt my wife haley

[limpid oyster]

im fat its fine

[cobalt hare]

Like bro JUST GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK

[white spindle]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

I think that's me mr pottah

[white spindle]

Please watch the words that u use next time

[limpid oyster]

I am literally fat? 🙂

[cobalt hare]

bro it's a fictional character they don't have feelings 💀

[rain rapids]

Fr needs to stop standing in front of the stupid microwave

[cobalt hare]

"that's body shaming" bro she's a line of code

[limpid oyster]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cobalt hare]

fr man like get back to work you fucking cow

[limpid oyster]

💀 NAHHHHHHHH

[rain rapids]

DAMNN

[cobalt hare]

I need more chickens

[limpid oyster]

IKR DUMB COW I WANT TO BUY RABBITS NOW WATCH U MAKE URSELF FOOD FOR THE 100TH TIME THAT DAY

💀

[cobalt hare]

she spends 6 hours trying to use a microwave

[rain rapids]

👆

[limpid oyster]

no, shes making herself 50000 calories of food

[distant sphinx]

you will never be able to date marnie

[cobalt hare]

explains why she's so fucking fat

[limpid oyster]

how do u think shes holding the weight

[distant sphinx]

she's taken

[cobalt hare]

Mista wahwee

[white spindle]

I love Marnie

[cobalt hare]

docta wahwee

[limpid oyster]

bro who the fuck is this LMFAO

[cobalt hare]

why 💀 she's a bitch

[white spindle]

????

[cobalt hare]

Uh oh this boutta turn into some furry shit

[limpid oyster]

AYO WHAT

[warm stag]

I love that maple syrup loving bear

[cobalt hare]

she never works and she sucks a 60 year old man

[serene walrus]

she doesn’t work on mondays and tuesdays just learn her schedule

[limpid oyster]

HAHAHAHHAH NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[white spindle]

Yeahh

[limpid oyster]

😭

[cobalt hare]

Bro I go at 10 am

SHE'S ON HER WAY TO PIERRE'S LIKE BRO

[limpid oyster]

marnie stupid fatty stop cooking ur food for 6 hours and sell me an animal u stupid goofy

[cobalt hare]

What'a animation canceling?

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-yeah-yup-agree-gif-17858763

[cobalt hare]

I DON'T WANNNA CAMP THERE AT 8:30 FOR STORE TO OPEN BEFORE SHE LEAVES

[distant sphinx]

cancelling the animation so your tasks go by faster

[cobalt hare]

Oo how do you do that?

[limpid oyster]

goofy ahh maple syrup mear

im doing that next run

[serene walrus]

well then it’s monday lol

[distant sphinx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlOhZtYzHE&t=3s

[limpid oyster]

Yeah i want achievement

[cobalt hare]

Oh ty, i'll watch that

SAM

[merry shard]

If I build a cabin can I invite people the the game

[serene walrus]

yes

[cobalt hare]

the the no you can't invite people the the game

[distant sphinx]

yes

[limpid oyster]

this feels like a drug dealing.

dude i'm genuinely dealing this bear drugs wtf

[merry shard]

How do I get people in my game

[cobalt hare]

"ayo bro give me the honey and I won't tell the presidewnt of china you said he looks like me"

[limpid oyster]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[distant sphinx]

you can't if you're on mobile

[cobalt hare]

co-op, host, host your farm, then give some people the friend code

[distant sphinx]

if you're not them click co-op then host

[rain rapids]

@limpid oyster ayo he's getting way too excited over the syrup 💀💀💀

[merry shard]

Well I’m not

[merry shard]

Can I do that on my current farm

[cobalt hare]

You're smelling those drugs man the bear's talking

[limpid oyster]

Umm what

[distant sphinx]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

yes

[limpid oyster]

Im scared now

[cobalt hare]

😳😳😳😳😳😳

[distant sphinx]

yep

[cobalt hare]

🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨

[twilit lake]

🍞

[warm stag]

Don’t be. It’s cool

[merry shard]

Because I want someone to decorate my place

[rain rapids]

@limpid oyster NAHH 📸 📸 📸

[cobalt hare]

lazy

[visual quail]

You can yeah, you can't remove the bed or the package however

[cobalt hare]

docta wah wee

[limpid oyster]

oh he just helped me make a ton of money from berries lol

[visual quail]

Unless you make it co-op or get a mod

[merry shard]

No

[cobalt hare]

and secured your social credit

[limpid oyster]

I LOVE TRAVELLING MERCHANT TY FOR POPPY MA'AM

[distant sphinx]

it's pretty useless 💀

[somber heron]

HEYY

[cobalt hare]

the only person who likes poppies is penny

[white spindle]

[distant sphinx]

post cc

[visual quail]

#stardew-spoilers please

[limpid oyster]

and cc

[distant sphinx]

read the pins

[cobalt hare]

bro acting like cc is a person 💀

[limpid oyster]

it is

[somber heron]

hello,hru guys

[limpid oyster]

its ur mum

[cobalt hare]

gru

[distant sphinx]

goog hbu

[rain rapids]

@somber heron vibin wbu

[cobalt hare]

lies my mom wold be 70 gb

[limpid oyster]

ur mum is marnie sorry not sorry

[somber heron]

nice all of you, I'm good too

[limpid oyster]

im good chrxs

[somber heron]

nice

[cobalt hare]

at least my mom doesn't stare at the microwave for hours

[white spindle]

[somber heron]

oh come one don't argue

[cobalt hare]

#stardew-spoilers dude

[visual quail]

Please move it to #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

we're not why you jumping in we making jokes 💀

[serene walrus]

read pins lol

[limpid oyster]

💀

[somber heron]

my bad

[limpid oyster]

thats pogger bro tell me more

[lofty granite]

hello yall 🙂

[somber heron]

not me...

[queen merlin]

welcome gabi

[cobalt hare]

Hi

people who aren't idiots

[visual quail]

Welcome

[somber heron]

heyyy,hru

[rain rapids]

@lofty granite heyoo

[cobalt hare]

hello

[warped hamlet]

I do wtf 😭

[serene walrus]

welcome☆⌒(≧▽​° )

[cobalt hare]

thinking of changing my discord name

Do it

[limpid oyster]

True Kapixe

[cobalt hare]

ok

[somber heron]

change it to what

[limpid oyster]

ur new discord name is Bevis

[distant sphinx]

change it to just fyre

[cobalt hare]

you'll see. You'll all see

[somber heron]

mhm it's good

[cobalt hare]

>:)

[somber heron]

okayy

[lofty granite]

awh everybody is so nice <333

[limpid oyster]

Its gonna be Benis 2

[rain rapids]

@cobalt hare oh no :")

[limpid oyster]

I already know :))

[somber heron]

mh thank you

[cobalt hare]

no quagmire toilet

[cobalt hare]

People can be nice sometimes :)

looking up pfps

[white spindle]

[somber heron]

sometimes✅

[cobalt hare]

it needs to be perfect

[white spindle]

[limpid oyster]

Xd

[rain rapids]

Lmaoo

[white spindle]

Why dislike

[somber heron]

bc it'd rainbow

its*

[white spindle]

🤨

[serene walrus]

[somber heron]

AAHH

[rain rapids]

[white spindle]

[limpid oyster]

wanna kiss

[somber heron]

=lgbtq and my bad I don't support

[limpid oyster]

Hey man, u dont have to support it.

[copper trail]

yes it is ur bad i agree with u

[somber heron]

and i dont

[limpid oyster]

That's fair.

[somber heron]

whatever

[cobalt hare]

[limpid oyster]

I respect you for that.

[ivory sonnet]

should i get bee houses

[white spindle]

Ok I guess but just be respectful ok

[limpid oyster]

No one should force you to support what you don't support.

[white spindle]

Yes

[somber heron]

I said anything bad?

[ivory sonnet]

ight

[copper trail]

u respect him just for that? thats the minimum?

[cobalt hare]

I can't think of a name

[limpid oyster]

I respect him for having his own opinion.

[white spindle]

No nothing

[somber heron]

Fyre only

[serene walrus]

hi choco

[somber heron]

okay.