stardew-valley

[gleaming marlin]

I'm sorry

한국인없냐고.

[delicate spindle]

alright how does this look

[gleaming marlin]

So beautiful!

[delicate spindle]

still got more to do

[marsh oak]

No worries, do you have any questions about Stardew Valley?

[gleaming marlin]

Um, What should I do marry with Elliot?

[delicate spindle]

use google translate

[marsh oak]

Do you have eight hearts with him?

[gleaming marlin]

Oh, thank but It can't well

[gleaming marlin]

No, just six hearts

[fiery geode]

what's the best way to earn money?

[delicate spindle]

fishing early game

[gleaming marlin]

mining!

[marsh oak]

Start by getting eight hearts with him!

[trail nest]

hello new farmers

[red arch]

eliott is boy?

[gleaming marlin]

Okay, Next?

[trail nest]

fishing early game

[delicate spindle]

one of the best ways is to make ancient fruit wine and sell it

[gleaming marlin]

Yes!

[delicate spindle]

lol

[fiery geode]

i'm trying to earn 4k for the chicken coop

[red arch]

U gay bro ?

[trail nest]

yes

[gleaming marlin]

I'm femeal

[red arch]

How much money do i save up for egg festival?

[red arch]

Impossible

[gleaming marlin]

Fishing is so hard

[delicate spindle]

just fish all day and you should get at least 1k or more per day unless you have better fishing stuff, then you'll get more

[gleaming marlin]

Why?

[red arch]

How much money do i save up for egg festival ?

[delicate spindle]

get good

[gleaming marlin]

T.T I'm practice hard!

[limpid oyster]

ok guys i took a 30 mins break, time for more stardew >:)

[delicate spindle]

[delicate spindle]

lol

[trail nest]

does ANYONE here like clint. i so badly want to post the reasons as to why you should hate him.

[queen merlin]

do you want to get in an argument with someone or do you wanna vent about clint

[trail nest]

i dont know

i just want to show the many reasons i've collected

[gleaming marlin]

OMG I can't English well T.T

[queen merlin]

take your time reading and typing out stuff ig

there is no rush and no need to be fully correct as long as what you write can be understood

[gleaming marlin]

Very thanks!

[queen merlin]

[gleaming marlin]

cute

[red arch]

how much money do i sell for egg festival

[limpid oyster]

me me me i do

fk im so upset the one time i need copper its not here ffs

[trail nest]

ok

[cinder carbon]

Excellent

[limpid oyster]

bro that inspect element 💀

[cinder carbon]

Hello bemis

[limpid oyster]

hi anti

[pastel sonnet]

Why hate Clint

He’s not creepy

He’s awkward and shy

[delicate spindle]

clint is awesome

stop the clint hate

[pastel sonnet]

That’s taking one part of a cutscene out of context

[queen merlin]

i won't say he is not creepy but that excrept is doing him a disservice because he was walking home and did not expect to see emily and caroline talking

[limpid oyster]

agreed

[delicate spindle]

[trail nest]

ok

[ionic gorge]

Anyone ever had dn happen on their farm?

[limpid oyster]

hating on chad clint

[queen merlin]

that is not inspect element tho

[ionic gorge]

Deez nuts

[limpid oyster]

clint is a chad

[queen merlin]

.....

[pastel sonnet]

He’s complimenting the farmer bruh

[limpid oyster]

dude hes just compliment yu

[ionic gorge]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[queen merlin]

............

[limpid oyster]

yeah exactly G4 LMFAO

[trail nest]

emily says this after 8+ hearts

[queen merlin]

god kill me

[limpid oyster]

its legit just complimenting

[ionic gorge]

Gottem

[limpid oyster]

clint doesnt look bc he knows emily aint with him no mo

[ionic gorge]

I’m sorry you had to be the one

[tropic belfry]

I married Emily

[queen merlin]

he only sees her as a potential romance partner and nothing else

[limpid oyster]

yeah exactly

[tropic belfry]

Will Clint come and haunt me ?

[queen merlin]

and he will keep trying to think emily is making moves on him if you marry emily

[past bronze]

No

[pastel sonnet]

Not really

[trail nest]

how i WISH i could put post cc dialogue.

[queen merlin]

.....yeah that's not a good thing.... especially not being mad at someone because they did not get with you

[delicate spindle]

#stardew-spoilers

[trail nest]

but i wont

[ionic gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-snap-marvel-avengers-endgame-gif-14625035

[queen merlin]

but ok whatever

[pastel sonnet]

Bro he’s human that’s totally normal human behavior

[ionic gorge]

Just did

[queen merlin]

post in #stardew-spoilers if you want to, not like the clint stans will not try haunting you

[trail nest]

ok

[ionic gorge]

Find another comeback bruh

[past bronze]

lmao

[pastel sonnet]

When you really like someone only to find out it’s unrequited it’s reasonable to be upset at that and not want to talk with that person anymore

[neon bobcat]

Stop posting off topic images please.

[delicate spindle]

ye ok

[slow yew]

Lmao.
Me when the mods mod

[neon bobcat]

Clogging chat with uno is a new one 😄

[ionic gorge]

The mods when I

[blazing pawn]

The mods when

[past bronze]

Mod when

[delicate spindle]

what

[ionic gorge]

when

[red arch]

how much do i save for egg festival

[ionic gorge]

Everything

[pastel sonnet]

Mod

[red arch]

what

[past bronze]

Alot

[visual quail]

As much as you can

[ionic gorge]

Sell everything get as much as possible

[red arch]

should i even sell geodes

[neon bobcat]

Quite a bit, so you can get strawberries.

[visual quail]

no, crack them open instead

[hollow peak]

[delicate spindle]

you don't need much for egg festival

[ionic gorge]

Depends if you want to do museum or not

[neon bobcat]

Plus there's some cute decorations.

[delicate spindle]

i would just save up for the furniture catalogue

[red arch]

is 2k fine for egg festival?

[ionic gorge]

I always buy them but never end up placing them

[limpid oyster]

i just beat abigails ass 2x in a row in easter egg

like a chad

[delicate spindle]

[past bronze]

i'm to slow-

[ionic gorge]

Any amount is fine but higher the better

[visual quail]

That'll get you 20 seeds

[neon bobcat]

The catalogue excludes a lot of event decorations.

[limpid oyster]

bruh-

[ionic gorge]

Essentially the more you go in with, the more you will get

[limpid oyster]

i love abbi shes cute asf\

[delicate spindle]

[ionic gorge]

Infinite scaling

[trail nest]

why is it cut in half

[past bronze]

I know where all the eggs are but like i'm slow

[delicate spindle]

bcs it 4 different emojis

[past bronze]

what happened to the chicken

[limpid oyster]

i get u

[trail nest]

yeah but you can make it... not cut in half..

[delicate spindle]

u happy now

[trail nest]

yes

[delicate spindle]

[red arch]

how many seeds u recommend me to get

[delicate spindle]

as many as won't take up your whole energy and day to water

[visual quail]

It's really up to you. 20 is fine and will get you some decent money. I usually get around 40-60

[merry shard]

Is there a certain spot on the river best for catching catfish

Or any fish

[cobalt hare]

hello !!

[boreal charm]

I think the entire river is the same

[formal swallow]

Y'all help TT

[boreal charm]

Hi

[limpid oyster]

haley redemption arc?

[boreal charm]

With what?

[red arch]

SHOULD I ADOPT THE CAT?

[cobalt hare]

yessir

[boreal charm]

Is that a rhetorical question

[red arch]

SHOULD I ADOPT THE CAT?

[limpid oyster]

7/8 hearts btw

[formal swallow]

Shane asked me for a baby and I misclicked TT How long does it take for him to ask again

[red arch]

SHOULD I ADOPT THE GOT DAMN CAT

ANSWER ME

[formal swallow]

YES

[boreal charm]

It’s a pretty rare chance each night sorry, but if you keep playing it will happen again

[red arch]

PLS

OK THX

[white spindle]

yesss

[cobalt hare]

its a 5% chance each night

[boreal charm]

Could you please not spam

[red arch]

wait one year is 365 days?

[formal swallow]

THANK GOD

[cobalt hare]

iirc

[limpid oyster]

god not emily on more drugs cutscene...

[boreal charm]

||It’s just the parrot one||

I think

[white spindle]

if my char is a man will shane ask me 2 have a baby too

[limpid oyster]

ohh yeah

it is

[boreal charm]

He will say adopt but yeah

[white spindle]

HAHAHHAHA

ok i love that

[limpid oyster]

i want abigail to ask me for kids

when tf is she gonna do that that noobigail cutie

HAHAHHAHAA WTF

POOR THING

[ionic gorge]

Lul he dead

[limpid oyster]

NOO 😦

[visual quail]

In game? 112 days. 4 x 28

[limpid oyster]

i feel so bad for emily but

imagine having a guy like clint stalk you like that

[ionic gorge]

How long is that in real life time if you pass out at 2am every night

[limpid oyster]

god i'd punch clint so hard no cap

[limpid oyster]

thats not fair

[ionic gorge]

Ty I was curious 😄

[limpid oyster]

call me maybe

[visual quail]

np

[wicked thorn]

[ionic gorge]

[limpid oyster]

argh. this travvelling mercahnts a bitch

[boreal charm]

She’s trying her best :(

[limpid oyster]

i need the raining in fall fish..

[ionic gorge]

[red arch]

how do we re fill watering can

[ionic gorge]

Wait these pufferfish emotes are actually the best wtf

[limpid oyster]

water pond

[boreal charm]

Click whilst beside water

[wicked thorn]

[boreal charm]

[ionic gorge]

this one is actually cursed I think

[limpid oyster]

||does galaxy sword get better or no||?

[boreal charm]

Yes

[ionic gorge]

Yes

[limpid oyster]

to what?

[boreal charm]

We can’t talk about it here though

Only in seasoned farmers

[visual quail]

Better to ask in #stardew-spoilers yeah

[ionic gorge]

What’s the best animal in your opinion and why

[visual quail]

Profit wise?

[ionic gorge]

Anything wise

[visual quail]

Oh okay

Ducks can swim so they win by default

[limpid oyster]

Noob

[boreal charm]

I think goats are cute

[ionic gorge]

Hmm

[visual quail]

Even tho mine are really insisting not to

[ionic gorge]

For me it’s rabbits cause rabbit feet make friendship easy

[boreal charm]

I named my goat Asriel

[limpid oyster]

goats are noobs

who agrees

[distant sphinx]

void pig because look at it 🥰

[ionic gorge]

My god

The sacred bacon

[visual quail]

Void truffles ooo

[ionic gorge]

[boreal charm]

Goats grind optimize, automate, and thrive

[distant sphinx]

friendly reminder to never ask me my favorite animal :D

[boreal charm]

They are not noobs

[limpid oyster]

obama chicken

[dusty ibex]

for me my favourite animal is the goat

[distant sphinx]

the greatest of all time

[limpid oyster]

Join us. Thrive.

[distant sphinx]

[ionic gorge]

Why

[ionic gorge]

One of us. One of us.

[wicked thorn]

[limpid oyster]

One.

[ionic gorge]

Of.

[cobalt hare]

Hmm?

[ionic gorge]

I make sure to drink a Joja cola every day as soon as I wake up to ensure my day goes swell!

https://tenor.com/view/aint-that-swell-gif-21750298

[dusty ibex]

i like goats irl

[ionic gorge]

Fair enough

[limpid oyster]

how do i never get thunder storms. tf

[limpid oyster]

Us.

[slow yew]

Lma

Bad rng

[limpid oyster]

Like dafuck? I have tesla rods, I need battery packs for sprinker, and it doesnt wanna thunderstorm!

[ionic gorge]

I think I’ve felt this in every run I’ve ever done of stardew ^

[limpid oyster]

it just never shows the ||kiss|| ffs.

SEWING MACHIENE FROM EMILY LESS GOOOO

someone name my duck quick

[cobalt hare]

obama

[slow yew]

Kieran

[distant sphinx]

Kieran is a goog name

[slow yew]

goog

[distant sphinx]

mhm very goog

[limpid oyster]

u win sir

[slow yew]

Yoooo

[distant sphinx]

keep resetting 11, 21, 31

[white spindle]

should i choose fighter or scout?

lvl 5 combat

[distant sphinx]

fighter for sword, scout for hammer and dagger

[limpid oyster]

actually i like obama more than kieran

[ionic gorge]

Alexander Kingsworth ||

[cobalt hare]

You sir, are a true american

[ionic gorge]

The greatest duck to ever be born

[queen merlin]

just 21 is good enough tbh

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-barrack-obama-drop-mic-rajabets-rajagif-gif-22204332

[distant sphinx]

so you can mine copper without having to worry about going deeper

and it's more efficient

[limpid oyster]

what happens if i do that

[limpid oyster]

im russian/australian

💀

[ionic gorge]

name your duck the emote :SDVpufferthumbsup :

[cobalt hare]

still is patriotic

[cobalt hare]

No, obama

[ionic gorge]

crop

[limpid oyster]

what happens at [74]

[white spindle]

should i display gold or purple star fishes at the fair grange thingy?

[distant sphinx]

It's an exploit to get a prismatic shard

[ionic gorge]

Why not both

[limpid oyster]

so what how does it work

i name him [74] how will that work lmao

[somber heron]

how do I put the battery inside the crab thing

[ionic gorge]

He is then a number

[distant sphinx]

When you name yourself or something else [item id] whenever someone says the name, it'll spawn the item

[limpid oyster]

dont put batteries in crabs/

[ionic gorge]

Crab thing?

[limpid oyster]

yeah, but if i name it [74] whos gonna say his name

[somber heron]

crab trap I think

[distant sphinx]

When marnie gives you your animals, she says the name

[ionic gorge]

Oh crab pot?

[somber heron]

I think

[ionic gorge]

You put fish bait in there

[somber heron]

how

[ionic gorge]

Right click on the pot

After placing the pot in water

[red arch]

where is robins lost axe

[ionic gorge]

Holding the bait

[nimble nacelle]

Should I be using a ton of quality sprinklers before I transition to iridium, or water by hand

[serene walrus]

marnie “ i’ll send little __ to their new home right now!” the blank is the name

[somber heron]

with the bait in my hands?

[ionic gorge]

||bottom right of the forest area||

[red arch]

where is robin's lost axe?

[limpid oyster]

bruh

im not gonna exploit cause that makes the game boring fr

[hallow mist]

I fucking hate accidentally eating a gift.

[ionic gorge]

I usually do this yes, watering is such a drag

[cobalt hare]

Yes, having a good amount of quality sprinklers is good

[serene walrus]

ikr lol

[cobalt hare]

only sprinklers not worth it are basic

[limpid oyster]

brrrr

[ionic gorge]

Was it a tasty gift?

[limpid oyster]

xD like da fk takes all the fun out

[nimble nacelle]

Alrighty. Thanks <3

[ionic gorge]

Unless…

[hallow mist]

would've been tastier if I gave it to George like I meant to

[ionic gorge]

A rock?

[hallow mist]

leek

[ionic gorge]

Ahh

There’s a leek in my boot

[cobalt hare]

bro just

mine stone and kill the puffle looking things on lvl 40+

[limpid oyster]

allg boi

10/9/8/8/9 at y2 spring day 15? good?

[copper trail]

what does that mean?

[gloomy mist]

No u should be all 10 by summer/fall y1

[limpid oyster]

seriously???

SUMMER all 10 ????????????????????????????????????

[ionic gorge]

If you are extremely desperate, charcoal kiln. If not then go floor 40, farm the dust sprites, you can also collect extra iron while you are down there.

[limpid oyster]

YEAR ONE?!?!?!?!??

[copper trail]

oh skills I knew that

[limpid oyster]

is that even possible ?

[ionic gorge]

Make sure to grab the minecarts full of coal aswell

[limpid oyster]

Yeah

[gloomy mist]

Ya it's easy

[copper trail]

how is ur combat so high what

[limpid oyster]

i love mining baby

[gloomy mist]

there's something that gives u double chance of coal right?

[ionic gorge]

That’s some min/max type shit

[ionic gorge]

||burglar ring|| I think

[gloomy mist]

Fastest i ever got all ten was spring day 8

[ionic gorge]

No shot

[limpid oyster]

am i on drugs or is this guy saying he got all ten on day 8

[copper trail]

spring y2 u should have like a 10 in farming and 8s in everything else

[gloomy mist]

I swear it was a skill level upgrade? Idk though

[ionic gorge]

If u got hella wood it’s free tho

[copper trail]

Prospector but not for dust sprites just rocks

[limpid oyster]

cool, so im bing chilling

[sick inlet]

spoiler for eradication goal:
||killing 500 dust sprites gets you the burglar ring, which makes each drop chance roll twice (basically the same as x2 droprate)
||

[ionic gorge]

Idek

[ionic gorge]

This

Get you +1 coal per thing

Something like that

[gloomy mist]

Foraging is always my first lvl ten

[ionic gorge]

Ahh so I was right

[red arch]

how do we refill watering can

[ionic gorge]

Seems my brain isn’t that fried after all

[ionic gorge]

Click on water holding can

Stand next to water👍

[wicked thorn]

[sick inlet]

bro how, im still on 8 😭

[limpid oyster]

what do i do with duck feather

[gloomy mist]

Cc or elliot

[limpid oyster]

elliort alr

should i give elliot a pizza

[gloomy mist]

I have forest farm and I always cut loads of trees

[limpid oyster]

beast slaner moment

[gloomy mist]

Who tf

[sick inlet]

ahhh forest farm is op in that regard, im in winter so i have like 0 trees on my standard farm

[potent saffron]

better to give it to sam cos he loves it

[sick inlet]

or shane

[copper trail]

I don’t cut stumps daily so I don’t get a lot of foraging xp

[gloomy mist]

I always have like 3 stacks of wood spare by the end of firsr year

[limpid oyster]

how long does it take for starfruit to become wine?

[gloomy mist]

no trees uncut on my farm

[gloomy mist]

Some days

[limpid oyster]

which is

[sick inlet]

i think all wine is 6 days 6 hours

[limpid oyster]

Ooh ok

[sick inlet]

@limpid oyster wiki says 7 days

i think i have a perk which lowers it, :-;

[limpid oyster]

my perk is getting 40% more

so basically, i have 10 starfruit wines brewing

thats like... 40k? 💀

😍

👀

[gloomy mist]

I chose the wrong benefit now have to wait ages 💔💔💔💔

[gloomy mist]

is that lots of maple syrup

[limpid oyster]

yes

me strawberry farm

this farm will basically never run out. for now, this is a really good stable income i like to think

[distant sphinx]

You can put sprinklers on the wood

[limpid oyster]

its a circle tho

[distant sphinx]

So you can get that bottom row watered

[cobalt hare]

30k

[limpid oyster]

Ooooh

ur righttt

[limpid oyster]

ye, but some could be gold quality

[cobalt hare]

no

[sick inlet]

is this summer y1 or y2 benis?

[limpid oyster]

i have high stats, lvl 8 foraging, lvl 10 farming

[cobalt hare]

all products that are processed are base quality

[distant sphinx]

Not wine

[limpid oyster]

this is spring y2 aster

[limpid oyster]

Ah. I see

Okay, 30k

[sick inlet]

ah forgot the spring icon lmao

[limpid oyster]

I can have kids with abigail after

[cobalt hare]

to increase a processed item's quality you need to age it in a cask

[limpid oyster]

Ohh

lol mb mb

can i please just get a thunderstorm i want ||iridium ||sprinkers game please.

[distant sphinx]

Buy them from krobus for 10k on fridays

[calm sandal]

wheres ancient fruit?

[limpid oyster]

0 have 💀

[calm sandal]

[limpid oyster]

im not dat rich 😭

lava eel yes plz ?

wtf im just getting trash

[distant sphinx]

Lava eels are pretty hard to catch

[limpid oyster]

wtf

[distant sphinx]

Harder than the mutant carp

[limpid oyster]

i am confident im a good fisher

ever since i got that legendary fish

the legend fish

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

[limpid oyster]

snorted 50 lines before it got on my hook

and i still got it

[distant sphinx]

You'll probably be fine

[calm sandal]

lava eel is the hardest fish to catch, legendaries exception

[limpid oyster]

why is there so much trash bro

trash trash trash

[serene walrus]

because lava eel hates u one time i got trash for the whole day and then i hooked it like almost instantly the next day

[limpid oyster]

wtf 😭

[serene walrus]

lava eel more like never show up eel

[limpid oyster]

does trahs still give xp

[serene walrus]

yes iirc

[wicked thorn]

[limpid oyster]

me want lvl 10 fishing

[distant sphinx]

Lava eel more like leave you eel

[limpid oyster]

XD

[novel peak]

Egg Festival time

[somber heron]

is it worth buying fiberglass rod

[lean kiln]

if you like fishing yea

[somber heron]

good

[novel peak]

Boutta grab a bunch of strawberries and put them in my chest for a year

[serene walrus]

yes i think so it allows you to use bait

[limpid oyster]

holy ufck i just wated 30 bait

[somber heron]

okayy

[distant sphinx]

Bait is amazing

[limpid oyster]

wasted 30 fking bait

[distant sphinx]

Less time waiting for fish 🤤

[serene walrus]

😋

[wicked thorn]

S n I f f s n I f f

[novel peak]

I almost broke my record!!! I was not even a second away from my 10th egg!!

[somber heron]

I got 3 fish with a purple star are they good ?

[distant sphinx]

They sell for more

[somber heron]

oh good

[novel peak]

I have work in 2 hours and I don’t wanna.

Should i bring my Switch?

[cobalt hare]

no

[quiet compass]

yes you should

[wicked thorn]

Mhm

[quiet compass]

[civic ginkgo]

help i cant seem to put literally anything inside the greenhouse

except sprinklers

[limpid oyster]

Ok

i found it twice but it kept jebaiting me lol

[distant sphinx]

You have to hoe the ground

[civic ginkgo]

im so smart

[limpid oyster]

difference with lava eel and ||legend|| is that ||legend|| i can find it multiple times so i can learn its pattern quicker

[ionic pilot]

whats the best way to get hardwood

[novel thistle]

@ionic pilot You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[ionic pilot]

cool

[distant sphinx]

Secret woods and mahogany trees

[ionic pilot]

i have 5 mahogany growing

but its winter

does that stop them

[limpid oyster]

oh. OH. you know WHAT time IT IS!!!

[quiet compass]

Use tree fertilizer

[ionic pilot]

i dont have

[serene walrus]

get tree fertilizer get crafting recipe at lvl 7 foraging

[quiet compass]

Trees only grow in winter with tree fertilizer

[ionic pilot]

i have foraging 6

[distant sphinx]

[serene walrus]

[limpid oyster]

32k.

i accidentally pressed esc, no screenshot damn

[novel peak]

Wow I fish a lot, level 2 everything, and level 5 fishing

[hallow mist]

got a Catfish on day 6 letsgoooo

[quiet compass]

yeah lol fishing its my go to on days that arent good luck, at least in early game

[limpid oyster]

💀 me money

[distant sphinx]

You need moreeee

[novel peak]

I just like fishing lol,

Anywho, where am I fishing today? Ocean, River, or Lake?

[white spindle]

once i let the mayor inspect my grange display will the festival be over?

[ionic pilot]

does speed gro still improve the quality

[limpid oyster]

MORE I NEED MORE

[calm sandal]

nop

[white spindle]

ohh thank godd

[quiet compass]

Mountain lake

[wicked thorn]

[limpid oyster]

time for kids with abby tho

[quiet compass]

L

[ionic pilot]

when it turned winter my mushroom tree turned back into a stump 😭

[quiet compass]

Kids are useless

[distant sphinx]

Remember to take the stuff out of your display

[ionic pilot]

good fertilizer though

[wicked thorn]

[queen night]

Hey

[wicked thorn]

Hello

[limpid oyster]

so.. ur useless?

[quiet compass]

Okay then ?

[limpid oyster]

ur a kid.. ?

me 0 wrong 💀

[quiet compass]

Who said that

Lmfao 💀

[limpid oyster]

idk

[ebon timber]

Hmmm

[ionic gorge]

Children, children calm down. Theres enough Joja cola to go around.

[quiet compass]

brot 😟

[ionic gorge]

Everyone gets a can!

[somber heron]

I got a diamond from fishing (I found a treasure)

[quiet compass]

joja cola is just gatorade

[ebon timber]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-frog-panic-frantic-yay-gif-16814992

[limpid oyster]

0 care joja cola 💀

[white spindle]

NOOOO i feel bad for winning the grange display lolll willy is so sad

[limpid oyster]

willy sucks

william

[ebon timber]

No u asshole

[white spindle]

oop

[ebon timber]

Willy is the best

[limpid oyster]

||worth for skull cavern, or no?||

[novel peak]

Willy is the guy that’s always smiling no matter what day it is, I love Willy as a character.

[ebon timber]

Just a sweet old man

So underrated

[hallow mist]

anyone else feel like forage spawn rates are increased at the beginning of the week

spirits are displeased yet I'm rolling in dandelions rn

[ebon timber]

I believe they are on sundays

[novel peak]

Ye

[hallow mist]

makes sense

[white spindle]

yeyy i bought the star drop

[hazy tangle]

yo

[ebon timber]

From the fair?

[white spindle]

true i felt bad for forgetting his birthday

[white spindle]

yess

[ebon timber]

Yesss

[novel peak]

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME

[hazy tangle]

stardew valley is a 9.7 out of 10

[novel peak]

I forgot it’s Haley’s bday

[ebon timber]

Hell nah give it that extra 0.2 points

[white swan]

dont forget hers best girl

[ebon timber]

Maybe not a 9.9

[ebon timber]

Nah Leah is

[queen merlin]

spouse wars

[hazy tangle]

that does make more sinse afterall

[queen merlin]

the thing keeping the server alive

[distant sphinx]

Again

[white swan]

pls bro you'll see sooner or later

[solar sundial]

haleyyyyyyyyu

[quiet compass]

so true

[white spindle]

lol pierre is upset that i won

[queen merlin]

you are next to me on the monthly leaderboard

[novel peak]

There’s no flowers anywhere!!!

[twin widget]

How get the fuckin uhhhhhhh rabbit foot

[white swan]

@ebon timber once you're older you will find out the truth about Leah.

[white swan]

I think uh rabbit?

[twin widget]

Does it drop like duck feathers?

[hazy tangle]

aaaa yoo

[solar sundial]

yes

[ebon timber]

Ah really, why not now

[queen merlin]

what's the truth that she is a lesbian?

[ebon timber]

Enlighten me

[queen merlin]

a leahsbian if you will

[distant sphinx]

Does that mean you'll let me out of the jar

[queen merlin]

no

[white swan]

When you become of age you'll know too

[twin widget]

Was that a yes to my thing

[distant sphinx]

[queen merlin]

i am 19

[white swan]

what happens in the jar

[wicked thorn]

For anyone who didnt know

[ebon timber]

Every spouse technically is bi

[queen merlin]

when i get rancher i will

[white swan]

you gotta be 18

lost opportunity

[queen merlin]

i was 18 yesterday but ok

[wicked thorn]

Theres a stardew valley bored game

[solar sundial]

happy belated!!!

[white swan]

maybe you should be 18 today

[distant sphinx]

stops being active for a year

[queen merlin]

i lied

[quiet compass]

just dont exist

[solar sundial]

🧍‍♀️

[ebon timber]

I turn 19 tomorrow quick tell me

[queen merlin]

[limpid oyster]

is this good????

[white swan]

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[distant sphinx]

No

[queen merlin]

no

[white swan]

are u sure

[quiet compass]

mid

[queen merlin]

just keep going down

[limpid oyster]

damn ok

[novel peak]

2 Hearts with Haley!

[queen merlin]

nothing good till like floor 100 tbh

[ebon timber]

Yes my dms are open for the secrets

[limpid oyster]

is it better than shine ring at lst?

[novel peak]

Not who I’m going for, but still yay

[distant sphinx]

No

Just use magnet and glow ring

[solar sundial]

yeah just keep going further

[distant sphinx]

Until you get iridium band

[limpid oyster]

Ok

[novel thistle]

@limpid oyster You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[somber heron]

should I choose fisher or trapper

[limpid oyster]

i can craft it

[solar sundial]

fisher unless you hate fishing

[distant sphinx]

Fisher if you prefer fishing over crabpots

[queen merlin]

you need to smelt the iridium

[limpid oyster]

huh im a farmer now? is that good?

[somber heron]

ok thx

[distant sphinx]

You stop poking cows

[limpid oyster]

W

[queen merlin]

it is a sign of losing your life more and more as you become more active on this server

[limpid oyster]

dude im addicted 😭

[solar sundial]

touch grass

[queen merlin]

same

[distant sphinx]

I left the server and deleted my discord account for a year :D

[limpid oyster]

so these 2 rings suck?

[solar sundial]

break the addiction by having your mouse break 😭 that’s what happened to me

[queen merlin]

lmfaooooo

[limpid oyster]

Atarix going outside gifs.

[solar sundial]

yes

[distant sphinx]

Yeah but the first one can be used in funny 1 shot build in lategame

[limpid oyster]

Okeh

[solar sundial]

chonker cat did you used to have potato pfp or something

[distant sphinx]

Potato?

I had pickles when I rejoined

[solar sundial]

ok i might be making it up in my head

[distant sphinx]

But I've always had this cat or variations ofnit

[queen merlin]

cute

[limpid oyster]

oooh ||curiosity ||lure les goo

[distant sphinx]

That would've been helpful for lava eels

[limpid oyster]

fr it would

[hazy tangle]

yo wasup everone

is everone having a good day

[cobalt hare]

bought the game today, spent 6.4 hours, no longer depressed. ty <3

[distant sphinx]

Hey welcome to hell stardew valley cult server

[hazy tangle]

bc i care about this server alot

[limpid oyster]

ok so im keeping all essences for ||iridium ||ring yes?

[hazy tangle]

can someone help them there ketboard is broke

[limpid oyster]

WAHTWWHATWHATWHATHWATHWATHAWTHAWTHAWTHAWTHWATHAWTHAWTHWTAHAWTHATH

[nimble nacelle]

Is there a downside to giving people bouquets if you're married? Just to see their 10 heart events

[limpid oyster]

FROM THE CHEST

[white swan]

dawg what

[limpid oyster]

is this common or not

Atarix is a bit silly.

[white swan]

[wet fog]

wood woman

[limpid oyster]

shld i donate this ||prismatic shard||? since ialrdy have ||galaxy sword||

[crude tapir]

yes

[dull pendant]

Use it as a gift or donate it

[wet fog]

craft it into a shirt

[limpid oyster]

oke ty

[dull pendant]

Terra toilet moment

[limpid oyster]

ill gift it to haley, she'll love it right?

[prime yoke]

Oh no

No she hates them

[dull pendant]

Haley is the only one who hates it

[quiet compass]

what about the terra sink

[prime yoke]

I rlly suggest u donate it

[ionic gorge]

Funny guy

[limpid oyster]

Haley hates them why

[hallow mist]

what's the difference between artifacts and minerals when it comes to Gunther? If there is one?

[limpid oyster]

look at my friendship with her tho wtf

[distant sphinx]

railll do you remember me?

[limpid oyster]

want it to be 8 so ill give her the shard

[dusty ibex]

sometimes certain artifscts give certain rewards like skeleton statues

[limpid oyster]

haleys dumb why is she literally saying a rock looks betteer than her

silly haley

[twilit lake]

🍞

[ionic gorge]

date

[sick inlet]

Which lv10 mining skill shud I go for

[ionic pilot]

is there a way to automatically harvest all your crops

[distant sphinx]

Post cc

[ionic gorge]

what are options again?

[ionic pilot]

sigh

[dusty ibex]

yes but we can’t talk about it here

[limpid oyster]

ooookeee

[sick inlet]

Prospector, blacksmith, 2 other ones from the other line

[limpid oyster]

nah i like nromal girls

[wet fog]

its post cc?

[sick inlet]

Yes blitz

[ionic gorge]

was wondering what their options were

[wet fog]

didnt even know

[sick inlet]

Ah I'll look it up

[wet fog]

well I havent tried it out yet

[ionic pilot]

bear time

[dusty ibex]

yes

[sick inlet]

Excavator, blacksmith, prospector, gemologist

[wet fog]

prospector>

[sick inlet]

🤌👍👍

[ionic gorge]

yeah prospector is pretty fire

[limpid oyster]

oke

mayple see rup

[distant sphinx]

Maypal seerup

[white spindle]

whats the best crop for fall?

[ionic gorge]

[limpid oyster]

idek what a bear is ngl

[ionic pilot]

[limpid oyster]

like in this game not irl obs

[sick inlet]

Cranberry or pumpkin

[ionic gorge]

cranberry

[limpid oyster]

obvs

[sick inlet]

Pumpk is better raw than cranberry (jar or keg)

[white spindle]

but what if im gonna turn those crops into wine

[ionic gorge]

cranberry is the CROP that you are searching for

[white spindle]

will pumpkin be better?

[sick inlet]

Cran is better for wine

[distant sphinx]

Then pumpkins

[distant sphinx]

No

[white spindle]

omgggggg

maybe next year... ig

[sick inlet]

Wait are my numbers wrong 😞

[prime yoke]

Yes ofc I do

[sick inlet]

I may be a fool 😟 I planted so many pumpkins last fall and sold them raw 😭😭😭

[limpid oyster]

reset?

[sick inlet]

I would

[distant sphinx]

Hi rail

[wet fog]

yeah

[visual quail]

You can get the shard back if you want

[limpid oyster]

how

[white spindle]

omgg cranberries r so bad at preserves

[limpid oyster]

all i care abt is shard

[visual quail]

Marlon in the adventures guild

[distant sphinx]

Marlon

[white spindle]

i regreeeeett thisss

should i just sell my cranberries raw or turn them into preserves?

[limpid oyster]

bet ty

[prime yoke]

Hey hey:)

Sell them raw

[ebon timber]

Who's better Haley or leag

[prime yoke]

LEAH

[white spindle]

ty

[ebon timber]

LEAH

[distant sphinx]

It's always better to preserves but you're gonna have so many overflow

[ionic gorge]

I CBA to process so I just sell raw.

[white spindle]

yeah im just gonna sell them raw

[ionic gorge]

would take so long

[white swan]

personally i think haley is better

[limpid oyster]

no resets needed im a chad

[visual quail]

They're low valued but you get a lot, so it takes a while to jar them all. I usually only keg/jar higher valued stuff

[ionic gorge]

if you wanted to min max tho you could process the lower quality ones and sell the higher quality ones

[ebon timber]

2-1

[ionic gorge]

thats what i call a sweaty gamer move

[distant sphinx]

That's not mix max that's just being smoert

[white spindle]

yepp i regret not planting any pumpkins lolll

oh well theres still next year hehe

[visual quail]

Oh yea pumpkins are great hehe

[limpid oyster]

can i lose ||galaxy sword||?

[ionic gorge]

[white swan]

nobody is typign i promis u haley is better

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[prime yoke]

I typed

[limpid oyster]

oh god

[white swan]

guys who better haley or random girl

[visual quail]

You can buy it again if you lose it

[prime yoke]

Leah is superior and always will be

[ebon timber]

Yep

[white swan]

no she will not

[ionic gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[ebon timber]

It's 2-1 give up

[limpid oyster]

that is so evil..

[distant sphinx]

Everyday

[white swan]

sample size of 3

[limpid oyster]

Ah ok thank god

[ionic gorge]

always comes back to it

[distant sphinx]

You'd better get used to it

[prime yoke]

I count as 4 votes

[white swan]

your statistically incorrect

[ionic gorge]

someones GOTTA BRING IT UP

[white swan]

BRING UP wHAT?

[ebon timber]

Hornet vote Leah and we stop

[ionic gorge]

i am relating to your about me rn

[prime yoke]

Just marry leah bro she gives you an arty statue she made for u

[limpid oyster]

||skull cavern?||

[distant sphinx]

I'll vote for leah

[prime yoke]

She cute as hell

[ebon timber]

HAHA

[ionic gorge]

I do not negotiate with terrorists

[white swan]

i married her then divorced her for the statue

[distant sphinx]

I have purple name so my vote counts for 69

[queen merlin]

sus

[white swan]

im evil

[distant sphinx]

Boom spouse argument done

[white spindle]

whats the best crop for winter?

[prime yoke]

Air

[queen merlin]

but what about the spouse argument argument

[distant sphinx]

💀 winter seeds

[white spindle]

just planning ahead

[ionic gorge]

i gtg anyways but imma light the fuse before i leave

[prime yoke]

U cant plant during winter

[ionic gorge]

I marry haley in every playthrough

[gleaming yarrow]

CHAD

[white spindle]

what do winterseeds grow?

[red arch]

After egg festival what do i do

[ionic gorge]

[prime yoke]

YIKESSSS😭 😭

[distant sphinx]

Forage

[limpid oyster]

when would u guys go to sc?

[distant sphinx]

Like crystal fruit and snow yams

[white spindle]

i think im gonna love winter cause all im gonna be doing is getting resources to build lots of kegs and preserves

[distant sphinx]

Max luck days

[limpid oyster]

max luck = ?

[prime yoke]

Iridium star

[distant sphinx]

Plant the strawbs

[ionic gorge]

lucky

[visual quail]

You can plant some fiber seeds too if you want. They don't need watering, and fiber is useful to have later on

[red arch]

didnt buy any

[distant sphinx]

When the fortune teller shows a stardrop on the tv

[limpid oyster]

ohh ok

[distant sphinx]

Then go to sleep

[prime yoke]

Macu feels like this unheard of God I've never met until now

[gleaming yarrow]

My luck is terrible like always

[visual quail]

Tv shows a

[ionic gorge]

[red arch]

i bouhgt some

[distant sphinx]

Stop flexing your nitro 😭

[limpid oyster]

bet bet ty

[distant sphinx]

Us peasants are stuck with

[limpid oyster]

@limpid oyster

[visual quail]

[ionic gorge]

What cave

[distant sphinx]

Huh?

[limpid oyster]

@limpid oyster

[ionic gorge]

mush or bat

[prime yoke]

MUSH

[white swan]

i like muishrooms

[distant sphinx]

Pros of mushroom- better money, can be used to find difficult forage for the cc, can be used to craft life elixir (highly not recommended), good early game food source
Pros of fruits-can be used to find fruits for cc (not reliable), good gifts for many NPCs

[prime yoke]

Team mushroom for life🙏 🙏 🙏

[distant sphinx]

Mushrooms are better imo

[ionic gorge]

u personally

[prime yoke]

The way I see it

[ionic gorge]

AYYYYYYYYYYY MUSHROOM CAVE GANG LETS GET IT🍄 🍄 🍄 🍄 🍄 🍄

[prime yoke]

Bats are good for early cc completion and mushrooms are good for late game etc

[ionic gorge]

REPRESENT

[distant sphinx]

But like I said earlier, bat cave just sounds better

[ionic gorge]

exactly, sounds

[white swan]

doyou get to see the bats?

[ionic gorge]

its a deception, all lies

[prime yoke]

Barely bruh

[distant sphinx]

Except for when they don't give you the 1 last apple

[visual quail]

Ty..? lmao

[prime yoke]

Yea rlly not worth it

[ionic gorge]

you can find tons in the mines!

[distant sphinx]

Just the glowing red eyes

[white swan]

those are ugly

[prime yoke]

So is haley

[ionic gorge]

so are the ones in the cave

[white swan]

we want cute bats like the pufferfish

[limpid oyster]

haley is so beautfull omg ogmng ogj lasihaye

[ionic gorge]

and what

[prime yoke]

LMAO

Just wanted to see the reaction bro mb😔

[ionic gorge]

lul

[white spindle]

[ionic gorge]

check my bio

[white swan]

and what.

[prime yoke]

Shiver me timbers

What's so good about haley

She's rude man

[distant sphinx]

Uh I guess she has that redemption arc

And she falls off a cow

[prime yoke]

She falls into cow poop bro

[queen merlin]

ajajaja

[ionic gorge]

Woman

[tall sequoia]

Hello, do the rocks and ores respawn front of the quarry?

[ionic gorge]

yes

[prime yoke]

Yes

[distant sphinx]

Yes but it takes a while

[red arch]

how to get better axes?

[ionic gorge]

upgrade at clint store

[visual quail]

Like the other tools

[prime yoke]

Upgrade at the blacksmith with money and 5 bars

[distant sphinx]

Upgrade with Clint for 2k and 5 of the respective bars

[tall sequoia]

Ah thanks

[ionic gorge]

buy 4^

[prime yoke]

Cows breed once u upgrade ur barn once

[distant sphinx]

Breeding isn't consistent or reliable

[visual quail]

They have a chance to get pregnant, but it's quite low

[prime yoke]

So buy 4

[visual quail]

So I'd just buy 4 yeah

[prime yoke]

No

[visual quail]

Nah just one

[ionic gorge]

justn 1

[red arch]

do i just sleep at day 12 for the egg festival?

[prime yoke]

Ofc bro ask anytime

[ionic gorge]

que?

thats pog moment

[limpid oyster]

🥱

[ionic gorge]

start sippin the cola

[visual quail]

Go to the town on the 13th between 9am and 2pm

[limpid oyster]

guess who got lava eel

[ionic gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-ticking-clock-ticking-time-is-now-gif-5387106

[vast dragon]

is there a way to get rid of the ponds at the farm

[dull pendant]

Epik

[prime yoke]

Nope

[visual quail]

Not without mods

[distant sphinx]

Nope

[vast dragon]

ughhh

[ionic gorge]

Drink them

[limpid oyster]

im just an epik fisher am i right @distant sphinx

[dull pendant]

You can make even more ponds though

[prime yoke]

Hornets got the idea

[distant sphinx]

Ok

[ionic gorge]

If theres a will, theres a way

[limpid oyster]

Ok

[prime yoke]

I haven't played stardew in so long

[vast dragon]

so is there any point to them?

[limpid oyster]

ok ur face

[prime yoke]

To fill up ur watering can and use fish traps

[limpid oyster]

🆗 🤦‍♂️

[dull pendant]

Funni trash

[prime yoke]

Soggy newspaper 🥶

[distant sphinx]

I love soggy newspaper from lava

[ionic gorge]

Broken Glasses 🥸

[dull pendant]

Joja cola enjoyer

[ionic gorge]

Yes?

[prime yoke]

Soggy newspaper going through ww3 but still staying soggy

[ionic gorge]

Joja cola enlightens my soul.

[white swan]

evil

[cyan merlin]

does catching trash still use up your tackle and bait

[molten ibex]

yoo who knows the best level for each ore

[frozen pilot]

I obtained my first objective mayor lewis shorts, now* onto the second objective louau

[limpid oyster]

carmen

[ionic pilot]

HOW

[queen merlin]

how indeed

[halcyon abyss]

Magic snow yam

[red arch]

ok its egg festival, when do i start egg festival?

[halcyon abyss]

9

[visual quail]

After you've bought everything you wanted, and spoken to everyone you wanted to speak to

[halcyon abyss]

Oop

[red arch]

i only bought strawberry seeds\

[visual quail]

That's fine yeah

[limpid oyster]

hi my name is carmen winstead

is that real

[ionic pilot]

what

[red arch]

what do i do in the egg hunt btw before i start

[ionic pilot]

you pick up eggs

[visual quail]

Yea you get 50 seconds to find as many eggs as you can

[short zinc]

And you're probably going to lose to jas

[red arch]

how many is good?

[visual quail]

if you want a chance at winning it's a good idea to look up a route

[ionic pilot]

abigail picks up like 68 eggs

[short zinc]

no way there's 68 eggs

[frozen pilot]

Yall how long the community upgrade that making shortcut in the valley will finish

[red arch]

this mf?

[frozen pilot]

3 days?

[ionic pilot]

hyperbole

[limpid oyster]

someone just sent me something called hi im carmen winstead in dms idk if its real she said if idont send it to 25 ppl i mdead im scared

[short zinc]

Oh welp I'm new to the game so

[ionic pilot]

what

[visual quail]

This is the route from the wiki

[red arch]

ok u are like 11

[limpid oyster]

Nope im 18

[ionic pilot]

this is genius

[red arch]

why is a adult scared of that 💀