stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

you don't have to be near it if I remember well, just go there to check if it dropped anything and if it did you'll pick it up

[wild moss]

#stardew-spoilers

[wind galleon]

ok

[grave mesa]

Good smh /j

[cobalt hare]

that's a question suited for #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt zinc]

marnie is having a meetup

so now i cant have my chickens

[trail nest]

oh shes NOT in love with a microwave...

[cobalt hare]

she's not at work on mondays and tuesdays

as long as you remember that you're set

[grave mesa]

Fuck Marnie smh shes always ignoring me at the bar for Lewis

[cobalt zinc]

wtf shes doing jumprope

[trail nest]

OMG im getting my cat on my farm where i cant leave.

what do i name

[grave mesa]

Balls

Like a basketball / soccer ball of course

[cobalt zinc]

is marnie just closed on tuesdays or soemthing

[trail nest]

im gonna name the cat chicken statue

[grave mesa]

You silly ass fucking goose

[grave mesa]

Here ^

[trail nest]

cant fit chicken statue so this is good enough

[grave mesa]

Do chikn statue

[serene walrus]

💀

[charred palm]

💀💀

[minor karma]

Chicken statw

[minor karma]

You could have just skipped out on the space

[trail nest]

i was going to but still

[marble kernel]

Hellos

[outer sequoia]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[cobalt zinc]

what are diamonds good for

[marble kernel]

Gifts and stonks I think

[ashen flume]

yeah mostly

[cobalt zinc]

do i need one for cc?

cuz i have one in the chest that i put stuff for cc in

[ashen flume]

also museum needs one

[ashen flume]

no

[cobalt zinc]

hm

i hvae 4 idk what to do with

[quiet void]

Pro tip move your bed closer to the door to save time

[wild moss]

donate one if you haven’t already

[ashen flume]

one for museum if you

yeah that

[wild moss]

could sell the rest or save them as gifts

diamonds are 750g each which isn’t too bad early game

[cobalt zinc]

ok i have a coop

[ashen flume]

I always keep 5 for gifts and quests

[cobalt zinc]

how many chickens do i buy

i can buy a total of 20

[ashen flume]

one brown one white

[wild moss]

like 8 people love them so late game they’re good for getting friendship up

[cobalt zinc]

only 2?

[ashen flume]

thats enough for now

[cobalt zinc]

ok

[ashen flume]

if you want to get like 4

two brown two white

would need more hay tho

[cobalt zinc]

ok

do i need a heater?

[wild moss]

in winter yes

[cobalt zinc]

well ima just buy one now

[wild moss]

also don’t get more than one of any coop animal besides chickens and rabbits

[cobalt zinc]

allright how do i feed them

[wild moss]

unless you think they’re cute or whatever but for practical purposes there’s no reason to and they just waste space

do you have a silo

[cobalt zinc]

yes

[wild moss]

do you have hay in the silo

[cobalt zinc]

yes

[wild moss]

alright cool go to the hay hopper in the coop and interact with it to take hay out

then place the hay on the feeding bench

[marble kernel]

Will trees still grow if I put a walkway in the space around it?

[wild moss]

there’s 4 spots on the base coop

each animal needs one hay

[cobalt zinc]

per day?

[crude tapir]

if its not a fruit tree,yes

[wild moss]

yes, not fruit trees though

[wild moss]

yep

[cobalt zinc]

ok thanks

[marble kernel]

So like oak trees?

[crude tapir]

yuh

[marble kernel]

Tysm

[cobalt zinc]

and the chickens wont run away

[dense cradle]

hi hi i have a question

[frail frost]

hey does anyone know if the new farmers are going to be able to play co-op on their free trial from 6/14 to 6/20?

[crude tapir]

what.

[wild moss]

on switch?

[frail frost]

ya

[wild moss]

i don’t think I saw a coop option

[frail frost]

dam

[wild moss]

i can check again

[frail frost]

yespls

[dense cradle]

how does speed gro work? im trying to make my flowers grow and they take 6 days but the season ends in 5. if i use average speed gro will they grow in time? i dont understand how the 10% works rlly

[wild moss]

nvm there’s a coop option @frail frost

[crude tapir]

#stardew-spoilers

[frail frost]

thank u! will tell my fren

[glacial dew]

i asked lol

[wild moss]

well don’t ask here that’s like way past cc

[crude tapir]

deadass

[glacial dew]

imagine being math enjoyer

[wild moss]

#stardew-valley isn’t the “people in seasoned didn’t answer my question” channel lol

[crude tapir]

imaging talking about post cc in new farmers 😹

[glacial dew]

dang i thought asking w/ censor was ok lol

[dense cradle]

whats cc?

[wild moss]

community center

[crude tapir]

community center

[dense cradle]

o

[crude tapir]

speed

[wild moss]

post cc stuff isn’t allowed in this channel

[dense cradle]

wait so it would cut down the time by .6... of a day? does that mean it would take 5 days?

orrrr

idk

[wild moss]

yeah basic speedgro would make them take 5 days

[dense cradle]

ok ty

ur very hot <3

[storm gazelle]

wilted bouquet
put it in a furnace

it'll just stop the dating

[wild moss]

takes friendship down to 5 hearts iirc

[valid coyote]

does tackle have unlimited uses?

[ashen flume]

Nope

It wears down with time

[serene walrus]

It runs out at some point

[ashen flume]

Theres a durability bar that appears after you use it once

Oh hi peachy

[wild moss]

it takes 20 catches to wear out I think

[valid coyote]

ohhh right, I remember that now

20 throws, or 20 catches

by throws I meant hits

[wild moss]

idk that’s an estimate

[valid coyote]

so probably best to save them for when I know I will be attempting to catch the big ones

[wild moss]

ah ok i was right lol

[serene walrus]

Hiya nils o(^▽^)o

[ashen flume]

Now my only problem will be keeping track of those

[cobalt zinc]

when i tried stardew first on mobile i didnt know how to feed my chickens so they went from summer to winter without eatin

[ashen flume]

Rip

[echo monolith]

lmao

[hollow hornet]

you'll see

[echo monolith]

chickens don't need hay if they're eating grass outside right?

[hollow hornet]

yup

[cobalt zinc]

if i let my chickens outside to eat the grass out there they are not gonna run away right

[grave mesa]

you will regret this

[hollow hornet]

fr

[echo monolith]

they automatically return to coop the next morning

[hollow hornet]

nope, they'll come back inside at 5pm

[cobalt zinc]

awesome

how far away does the grass have to be

[echo monolith]

I had one sleeping outside but the next morning it's back inside

[cobalt zinc]

will they be able to reach that?

[echo monolith]

that's a bit far

[grave mesa]

They dont go very far so it should prob be closer

Its rare they go far but idk maybe they will if thats their only option

[echo monolith]

put it right outside the coop door

[cobalt zinc]

i have a lot of grass ready for them but it would suck if they couldn't reach it

[echo monolith]

ooo

[paper moon]

Hi

[crude tapir]

move the coop, ez

[cobalt zinc]

can i do that easily?

[echo monolith]

they could definitely reach them

[ashen flume]

Leave the grass there then,maybe it will spread

[cobalt zinc]

how do i move the coop

[ashen flume]

Oh hello

[crude tapir]

yes just go to robin and choose "move building"

like the icons where u build option

[cobalt zinc]

how long will that take/will the chicks be able to live during that time?

[paper moon]

I play on ps4 but I want to play with someone has bc I don’t know how

[noble yoke]

it happens right away and yes

[echo monolith]

it's instant

[paper moon]

I hope i can

[cobalt zinc]

bruh i hate it when they are not in their housese

[paper moon]

Some people say I can’t only ps4

[echo monolith]

[cobalt hare]

Is there anyway i can transfer my xbox save to a pc

(Just got a pc today and i dont wanna restart)

[crude tapir]

!saves

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare Use this guide to find your save files: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves.

[queen tartan]

WOW this game is really huge

[ashen flume]

Yeah it is

[queen tartan]

im kinda overwhelmed

[quiet compass]

yeah it takes up a lot of ram

[warped hamlet]

i dont beleive its possible on xobox

[ashen flume]

Theres so much to do,thats understandable,but dw one thing at a time

[cobalt zinc]

robin was just not in her house from 12 till 5:30

[quiet compass]

[echo monolith]

I wish the bathhouse is actually used by the townies it's so empty and eerie

[cobalt zinc]

i now no longer like this game

[ashen flume]

Is it tuesday

[cobalt zinc]

its thursday

on tuesday it happened with marnie

[echo monolith]

LMAO

[ashen flume]

I mean linus goes there in winter

[echo monolith]

ayoo

[quiet compass]

Yeah but he doesnt leave the main room

[echo monolith]

doesn't he just stand outside

[ashen flume]

Tuesday a bunch of women go to exercise

[echo monolith]

I forgot

[serene walrus]

Because she doesn't work on Tuesday xD

[quiet compass]

And harvey

[cobalt zinc]

yes i followed them

[quiet compass]

thats not scary

[ashen flume]

Yeah true

[cobalt zinc]

i know but todays thursday and robin still wasnt there

[warped hamlet]

yes, but you need like 2 1/2 hearts with them

[quiet compass]

yes or butcher the rabbits

[valid coyote]

sorry what is "it"

oh you can have rabbits?

I'm not that far

[echo monolith]

yes

[hollow hornet]

its called rabbits foot so i would hope so

[valid coyote]

but I have rabbit feet.. lol

[warped hamlet]

..wharr

oh yeah they drop from some mobs

[valid coyote]

they drop in mines 🙂

[echo monolith]

poor rabits

[cobalt hare]

i can breed rabbits just to take their feet from them?

[valid coyote]

they "drop" the foot? or you must take it from them? lol

[echo monolith]

they drop it

[valid coyote]

they eat their own foot off or something

[echo monolith]

idk

[hollow hornet]

everytime people have this discussion it just goes in circles

[warped hamlet]

or all seasosn ut winter with fruit tree

[warped hamlet]

what discussion

[cobalt zinc]

allright i got the crystalarium

[hollow hornet]

rabbits foot droppings

[cobalt hare]

Idk about yall but when i want a rabbits foot i rip it off the rabbit

[hollow hornet]

cool

[warped hamlet]

only with fruit trees, not in winter
Or fruit cave

mushrooms is still a good choice!

[valid coyote]

i like the mushrooms

[hollow hornet]

fall if its not placed in the gh

[warped hamlet]

oh

[warped hamlet]

dont they give all year round but winter

[valid coyote]

you can get fruits by buying saplings. mushrooms are otherwise much harder to come by

[hollow hornet]

no just fall

[warped hamlet]

oh it grows all year but winter nvmmm

[echo monolith]

so my rabbits won't have feet anymore

[cobalt hare]

mhm

[hollow hornet]

they regenerate so ur good

[warped hamlet]

i finished it year 6 dw!!

[echo monolith]

no but realistically

[valid coyote]

can rabbits feet be used for much besides the bundle and selling them?

[hollow hornet]

i doubt they drop their feet off irl

[echo monolith]

ye

[cobalt hare]

Penny suckd

[hollow hornet]

you can gift them to people

[warped hamlet]

its a loved gift for all but penny!

[quiet compass]

Penny is boring but i love the strawberry theme

[cobalt zinc]

what should i put in the crystalarium i got

[hollow hornet]

jades

[cobalt hare]

worst wife

[cobalt zinc]

how get

[valid coyote]

to use as currency?

[hollow hornet]

mines or treasure chests

[thick parcel]

do u have to put oil in an oil maker to make truffle oil

[cobalt hare]

as a wise man once said “pemny belongs in a garbage can”

[hollow hornet]

to trade for staircases at the ||desert||

[valid coyote]

right, gotcha

[hollow hornet]

[valid coyote]

much more efficient than stone

[quiet compass]

Penny got them big melons tho

[thick parcel]

plz

[tough isle]

emily just kissed my cheeck

IM MARRIED

[cobalt hare]

yall dont know about that tho

[valid coyote]

touch grass

congrats tho

[hollow hornet]

no

[hollow hornet]

[thick parcel]

so it just makes truffl oil randomly?

[valid coyote]

of course

i actually have the same question tbh

[cobalt hare]

Divorce penny guys

[valid coyote]

there are truffle mushrooms

[warped hamlet]

no put a truffle in it and then it will make truffle oil

[valid coyote]

where does one find truffles

[warped hamlet]

from pigs

they dig it up outside

[valid coyote]

ohhhh truffle pigs

[cobalt hare]

yea

Are there any fast ways to get an ancient seed?

[valid coyote]

like the nicholas cage movie Pig

[valid coyote]

pay for it at the traveling vendor in the forest?

[cobalt hare]

get good?

[hollow hornet]

huh

[cobalt hare]

🗾

[valid coyote]

oh that's rare seed

sorry

[serene walrus]

Farm bugs in the mines

[valid coyote]

I got very lucky in the mines

[warped hamlet]

no it can be bought at the travelling cart

its also a donation reward iirc

[valid coyote]

donation reward from pierre?

[cobalt zinc]

what should I be doing during the day because i have been doing nothing with my energy

[valid coyote]

gunther

[cobalt zinc]

i should be doing gunther?

i mean ok

[hollow hornet]

fishing or mining

even the prismatic shard?

[cobalt hare]

his ass ugly asf

[warped hamlet]

nooo

[valid coyote]

yes always give to gunther

[hollow hornet]

setting you up for failure

[warped hamlet]

use pris shard for smth else before you donate it!!

[warped hamlet]

real

[valid coyote]

not real

[thick parcel]

how do u get truffles

[warped hamlet]

pigs dig them up during spring susmmer and fall

[valid coyote]

I feed gunther

[thick parcel]

how do u get pigs

[hollow hornet]

how could someone lie on the internet like this

deluxe barn

[warped hamlet]

[next aspen]

Once a fruit tree is fully grown, i can put a path next to it? Doesn't affect the fruit growth anymore?

[warped hamlet]

you can put a path before it fully grows, so yes

[cobalt hare]

Pirerre should be sentenced to death by injection of mayonnaise

[warped hamlet]

no.

[cobalt hare]

what do you all think about that

[valid coyote]

do you get anything for putting stuff in the shop's donation box

[noble yoke]

Is it worth spending all of my money on a shed?

[cobalt hare]

The council needs to vote

[robust phoenix]

uh

[valid coyote]

pierre is kind of a dick

[hollow hornet]

not to be confused with shop keeper pierre in stardew valley

[warped hamlet]

you guys are all wrong

pierre is perfect

[valid coyote]

he's greedy and rude tbh

[cobalt hare]

alrigjt your getting sentenced to lethal injection by mayonnaise too

[robust phoenix]

im so lost what

[hollow hornet]

neurodivergent is when hiding stash from wife/j

[warped hamlet]

see someone gets it

[hollow hornet]

you should be

[warped hamlet]

greedy?? dudes just tryna run his business

[cobalt hare]

Mans definitely been doing drugs

[echo monolith]

I wish I could slingshot Pierre from across the counter

[cobalt hare]

Nah he snortin that white powder

[robust phoenix]

demetrius 😍

[tired timber]

Who is the best person to marry besides penny?

[hollow hornet]

no way mans broke he has a whole ass church in his house

[cobalt hare]

Demetrius is ass

[valid coyote]

how is he broke we give him thousands

[cobalt hare]

Leah cheated on me with him

[echo monolith]

demetrius is good

[hollow hornet]

just personal preference

[echo monolith]

I can't like Haley no matter what

[robust phoenix]

yes i am sarcasm =D

[cobalt hare]

penny is the definition of ass

[tired timber]

You get diffrent perks depending on who you marry right?

[valid coyote]

leah is best

[cobalt zinc]

do i get anything extra if i fish on level 60 in the mines?

[hollow hornet]

nope

[echo monolith]

she's a bitch for no reason

[rain igloo]

lol I got a stone owl statue 2nd day of spring 1

[hollow hornet]

oh no another haley arguement

[robust phoenix]

do u like shane?

[cobalt hare]

Haley is ass

[echo monolith]

no

[tired timber]

I read that you get a strawberry themed bedroom if you marry penny

[robust phoenix]

oh okay understandable then

[warped hamlet]

maybe you should tranfer to #stardew-spoilers

[rain igloo]

what color is the water there

[echo monolith]

wait ig Haley is slightly better than shayne

[cobalt zinc]

blue

[cobalt hare]

Wtf she need my super cucumbers for

[hollow hornet]

it does not look great there either

[echo monolith]

[hollow hornet]

oh yeah ig that counts as a "perk"

[rain igloo]

you can catch a special fish but its hard, not really profitable to fish there

[robust phoenix]

yeahhh...

[warped hamlet]

ok yeah maybe

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[cobalt zinc]

is a ghost fish normal cuz i got one of those

[warped hamlet]

dont bring that here 😭

[rain igloo]

yes

[cobalt hare]

hop on wizard101 rn bitch

[slow yew]

Eyyyyyy

[rain igloo]

don't fish there it sucks

[robust phoenix]

its a jumpscare

[slow yew]

I'm back

[valid coyote]

relatively normal but usable in cc bundle

[hollow hornet]

heyooo kieran

[robust phoenix]

hi back

[queen merlin]

hindigo

[warped hamlet]

hi key ran

[steep flame]

Do I pick Mushrooms or Bats for that one cave? I’m on forest map

[hollow hornet]

ru hi

[echo monolith]

mush

[queen merlin]

and key ran

[valid coyote]

ok they pull up

[cobalt zinc]

bats

[slow yew]

So many hellos, I almost feel wanted

[obsidian matrix]

Bat

[hollow hornet]

mushroom for energy and money, bats for faster cc

[hollow hornet]

ru hi = bats ur so right

[rain igloo]

bats as any sane person would

[queen merlin]

🏏

[robust phoenix]

also mushrooms if u later want to decorate the cabe

[elder thunder]

Mushrooms

[slow yew]

I prefer bats, more room for activities

[valid coyote]

mushrooms

[elder thunder]

You can grow fruit trees but mushrooms are always forageable, no?

[warped hamlet]

activites ? 🤨

[valid coyote]

mushrooms are not as easy to come by naturally, and buying fruit trees is easy

[elder thunder]

^

[slow yew]

They are really easy if u know what ur doing

Dirty mind smh. Nah I have it as my man cave

[shy tree]

But fruit tree fruits are always easier

[elder thunder]

I mean, yeah, but

[robust phoenix]

true true, i usually do bats but when im in the mood to decorate ahha

[slow yew]

They cost lots, mushrooms are free

[warped hamlet]

you mean mushrooms? you cant decorate with bats

[hollow hornet]

damn bats vs mushroom debate hasnt gone this long in a while

[valid coyote]

they cost not that much tbh in the grand scheme of things

[elder thunder]

Fruit trees are easier to get and available all year long, mushrooms are not obtainable by farm hand and screw getting any in winter

[slow yew]

Fruit is seasonal like mushrooms, your point?

[elder thunder]

greenhouse

[robust phoenix]

no i usually do bats but when im in the mood to decorate i go mushrooms

[shy tree]

I’m not lying lol in terms of time investment it’s faster to get the money for a fruit tree than to constantly have to forage for mushrooms

[cobalt zinc]

should i give the dwarf scrolls to the dwarf of the mueseum

[slow yew]

Nah u got a mushroom floor me thinks

[slow yew]

But u only need a few for the cc

[elder thunder]

Fruit trees are any season in greenhouse which I always assumed most people used them there? I've never planted fruit trees outside

[slow yew]

There is like 1 or 2 per day

[warped hamlet]

i had no trouble getting my mushroms 🤷‍♂️

[valid coyote]

these methods you have to actively go get them, with the mushroom option you have steady consistent stream of mushrooms to pick up

[slow yew]

But if ur using the fruits for the cc you will not have the greenhouse yet

[dark field]

I personally have a forest farm, which supplements mine expeditions to take care of my mushroom needs

[shy tree]

But if I plan for after the CC not to get the CC as fast as possible

[elder thunder]

Well I guess it's good for CC, I had 0 issue with CC tho, maybe good rng? I still think in the long haul Mushroom is better. Cuz if you're using Bats for CC what about after?

[slow yew]

But like it's easy ( not out of the way) and free to find the mushrooms

[slow yew]

What about mushrooms after cc as well.

They are just not useful

[robust phoenix]

at the same time at a certain point both stop being useful tho lmao

[slow yew]

Mhm

[elder thunder]

Selling. You'll get a steady supply of mushrooms from the cave and fruit from your grown trees.

[grave mesa]

drank swalalala

[slow yew]

LMAO
If that's ur income god help u

[elder thunder]

I make so much money off my guranteed iridium mushrooms haha

[grave mesa]

drank

swalalala

[slow yew]

They are always normal quality

U physically can't get iridium from the cave

[grave mesa]

Which one

[elder thunder]

Ah, must be a mod changing that for me then. lol. I still think mushrooms are better for the fact that you can't plant mushrooms you can plant fruit trees.

[slow yew]

Mushies

[warped hamlet]

yeah but mushroom trees lol

[elder thunder]

What the heck

[slow yew]

I don't see your point.

[warped hamlet]

also post cc reasoon to pick bats but its useles by then

[noble yoke]

Is maxing out your inv the second time worth it early game?

[slow yew]

Embed fail

[warped hamlet]

noob!

[grave mesa]

AHHHHHH

[slow yew]

Lmao

[warped hamlet]

wdym

[robust phoenix]

wtf

[noble yoke]

like, expanding it

with the backpack

[grave mesa]

Yes

[elder thunder]

What are the rules on cursing in this server btw?

[silk echo]

Just don’t it too much I think

[grave mesa]

None except a few words

[silk echo]

Anyways is it worth doing artifact troves?

[grave mesa]

Fucking disgusting

[slow yew]

Fuck. Nothing too bad and not directed at people

[grave mesa]

Maybe idk whay that is

[elder thunder]

Ah okay, I wasn't sure if I could even say the F word xD

[hollow hornet]

frick

[quiet compass]

shut the fuck up with your bloody language

[elder thunder]

x:

[slow yew]

Spoiler (read the pins)

[silk echo]

It’s something you can trade 5 Omni geodes for at the trader in desert

[slow yew]

More spoilers

[silk echo]

😭Oml

[slow yew]

(Read the pins)

[grave mesa]

f-f-fr-fri-fric-frick 🥺🥺🥺 /j

[robust phoenix]

is this a british or australian mate?

[elder thunder]

Oh yeah, does Yoba read as a cult to anyone else? XD The whole shrine room and stuff, I dunno maybe that's normal some places, is it inspired by a specific religion?

[queen tartan]

how do i play the game im so overwhelmed

[slow yew]

Def british

[slow yew]

It's a religion

[queen tartan]

i put all my resources into the box outside my home and didnt realize that they get sold, i thought it was for storage

[silk echo]

||is it worth opening the damn artifact trove||

[slow yew]

If u need artifacts, yes

[warped hamlet]

LMAO

[grave mesa]

Im just joking hehe im such a silly goose 😂😂😂

[silk echo]

||so it’s worth trading for the trove and farming for it?||

[noble yoke]

I usually look up a starter tutorial, even though the game is about doing what you want, it still helps

[slow yew]

Noooooo, it's all explained in the starting cutscene

[robust phoenix]

thats what i thought yesyes

[queen tartan]

i skipped it by mistake

[slow yew]

If u need the artifacts

[grave mesa]

o-o-o-o-o-ok!!! 😣😣😣😣☹️😣

WOAH

[slow yew]

🤨

Calm down

get bonked

[grave mesa]

WHAT THE E FUCK LMFAOO

Oh shit fuck yeah if nitros in it

[hollow hornet]

yeah man i really hope this is against the rules so you can never say that again

[slow yew]

Free nitro

[grave mesa]

I was going to decline but nitro..?

[slow yew]

I mean....

[hollow hornet]

elaine you are two timing i cant believe this

[warped hamlet]

where

[grave mesa]

NEVER

Ruhi is my main!! I'm just using Samo for their money to provide for us!!

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOOOO

[grave mesa]

um yes father 😍

[slow yew]

Omg Jack u should read

[grave mesa]

ITS JUST A JOKE CALM DOWN

[hollow hornet]

even pulled out the android emojis

[grave mesa]

THE EMOJIS AT THE END 💀

Bros so upset he switched to android

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

holy shit is emmi lurking

[grave mesa]

yes father. 💔

[hollow hornet]

emmi come back

[slow yew]

There's few times you know you've fucked up : 1. When u have 10 missed calls from mum
2. When you have 10 messages from mum
3. When bro pulls out the android emojis

[grave mesa]

yours now give me nitro plz

[ember cove]

this channel is scaring the shit out of me rn i dont want to come back

[grave mesa]

IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[slow yew]

Stay

[grave mesa]

IM JUST DOING IT FOR THE NITRO

[quiet compass]

Please run...

[warped hamlet]

ratio

[grave mesa]

NOOOOOOO

[hollow hornet]

holy shit

[grave mesa]

PLEASE FIVE ME NITRO

[quiet compass]

Elaine run

[grave mesa]

FUCK I WAS DOING IT FOR RUHI 💔💔💔

[valid coyote]

is the ||magic cowboy hat|| purely aesthetic?

[quiet compass]

SHES NICE BUT CARE ABOUT YOURSELF TOO HUN

YOU DONT DESERVE THIS

[grave mesa]

OK I WAS ALSO DOING IT FOR MYSELF

[queen tartan]

Nitro is so useless why does everyone want it

[quiet compass]

OK CONTINUE

[slow yew]

What's wrong with that

[quiet compass]

as a gay fucker being gay is weird

[hollow hornet]

thats what i thought until i got gifted it

[grave mesa]

To be hY

[slow yew]

[grave mesa]

Yeah haha the gays r so fucking weird bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤭🤭😂😂😂

[slow yew]

Yep yep

[queen tartan]

i had nitro gifted to me as well, big deal lel

[quiet compass]

imagine liking women 😧😧

[hollow hornet]

this is getting too much

[grave mesa]

Then give it to me you little walnut

[queen tartan]

i like all women

[quiet compass]

such a gay thing to do

[grave mesa]

OH MY

[queen tartan]

women are very beautiful

[robust phoenix]

thats the best insult ive heard in a while

[quiet compass]

men and women kinda get on my nerves ngl

[hollow hornet]

kieran please say something

[slow yew]

Too forward, calm down

BUTTER SAVE ME

[robust phoenix]

wait fuck i didnt attatch that right

[heady moss]

I think this discussion has steered too far away from the game itself. Let's get back on topic please.

[queen tartan]

i especially like buff women i just want a huge muscly woman to pick me up and throw me around

[noble yoke]

Lightning stuck my tree and I lost my tapper

[cobalt zinc]

you make me want to say a slur

[grave mesa]

Lhgod

[quiet compass]

we should but i think it's impossible to stop what has begun

[slow yew]

Praise the butter

[heady moss]

Please do not break the server rules.

[queen tartan]

Yes true lets get back to stardew

[quiet compass]

okay yall who likes green beans

[queen tartan]

how do i get animals on my farm

[robust phoenix]

oh GOD

[grave mesa]

IS THIS SIMS?

[quiet compass]

Kidnapping, duh

[serene walrus]

Yummy

[grave mesa]

oh my god

[slow yew]

You need a coop or barn. You can get them at Robins

[quiet compass]

yes beans

[queen tartan]

robin is so pretty, i wonder if i can romance her even tho my char is female

[slow yew]

She is married

[queen tartan]

i dont see that as an issue

[slow yew]

Lmao

[serene walrus]

Also you can marry people even you are the same gender as them lol

[slow yew]

Idk Robin might be straight

[serene walrus]

Lolol

[slow yew]

I don't think it's ever confirmed

[robust phoenix]

i think most people in stardew are pan/undiscovered queer

[slow yew]

Idk #images-and-memes sounds like a great place for those

Low vibrational 💀

[heady moss]

@tacit dock Please send those images in #images-and-memes .

And I also don't think it's appropriate to sexualize a kid...

(Or a child character)

[queen tartan]

those lips are way too big

[robust phoenix]

who is this lmao?

[queen tartan]

what is even going on

[hollow hornet]

butters efforts are in vain this is so sad

[slow yew]

Nah I'm good

[hollow hornet]

favorite dish in sdv?

[heady moss]

@tacit dock This is your last verbal reminder for sending unrelated images of the main game. Send them in #images-and-memes .

[slow yew]

I quite enjoy a post cc one

Oooooooooo

[robust phoenix]

ohhh okay

[hollow hornet]

bruh

[serene walrus]

Brug

[slow yew]

Do it butter

[robust phoenix]

oh god do not mess with the mods

admins

[hollow hornet]

how are you today emmi?

[ember cove]

I WANT TO EAT PEPPER POPPERS SO BAD

[hollow hornet]

YEAHHHHHH

[ember cove]

ik they exist irl but i havent gotten a chance to consume them

[slow yew]

They actually sound great

[robust phoenix]

OH THOSE SOUND SO GOODD

[hollow hornet]

im curious what they taste like

[slow yew]

Make some

[ember cove]

im good woke up at 4 pm though 🤸

[inland acorn]

your pfp is so cute dude!

[ember cove]

HDKJSFH TY ALE

[hollow hornet]

ouchh that does not sound good mentally

kieran make some pepper poppers for us

[slow yew]

Lemme find a recipe

[hollow hornet]

lets gooo

[ember cove]

YEAHH

[slow yew]

Ya'll arent vege are yah?

[ember cove]

what is vege . ,,

[slow yew]

Vegetarian

[ember cove]

OHH
no 🤸

[warped hamlet]

i am actually vegan and also an carnivore

please facilitate my needs

[slow yew]

Poor plants

[ember cove]

💀

[inland acorn]

so u are an omnivorous

[warped hamlet]

no. i am vegan and carnivore

[hollow hornet]

yeah no that makes sense

[slow yew]

I don't have sour cream or cream cheese I'm sorry

[warped hamlet]

you make no sense, stop making fun of my beliefs!

[slow yew]

I'll make you your pepper poppers tommorow children

[inland acorn]

k you're right

[warped hamlet]

not cool 😠

[heady moss]

i wonder how spicy pepper poppers actually are

[hollow hornet]

i just said that made sense jack

[hollow hornet]

reaallly spice i hope

[heady moss]

it looks so good but i can't eat spicy food all that much actually

[warped hamlet]

idk about spicy food tbh

[hollow hornet]

theyre like on the actual skin of a pepper so i bet itd be pretty spicy

[slow yew]

This recipe calls for chilli powder and a pound of jalapenos

[ember cove]

holy shit

[warped hamlet]

its really fun to eat but then i kinda hate myself after

[hexed smelt]

I'm an om-nom-nomnivore.

[ember cove]

i just realized i HAVE had pepper poppers before

[hollow hornet]

om nom nom

[inland acorn]

man this looks like a sushi idk why

[ember cove]

pizza pizza jalapeno poppers
THEY WERE SO GOOD

[hollow hornet]

YOOOOO

[heady moss]

looks so goooood

[hollow hornet]

that sounds so good even more

[warped hamlet]

That is not a real thing. What a ridiculous statement.

[hollow hornet]

jack no

not this bit again

[hexed smelt]

Depends on what kind of peppers you make them with and your tolerance. Jalapenos to me are little hotter than bell peppers.

[warped hamlet]

What bit?

[hollow hornet]

[heady moss]

i like bell peppers!

[quiet compass]

how

[heady moss]

i think i can prolly handle jalapenos but i can't tell

[warped hamlet]

Do you all mean capsicun.

[heady moss]

i don't hate food

[quiet compass]

spice is so amazing

[ember cove]

i used to eat bell peppers raw dipped in ketchup as a child

[wild moss]

bell peppers are the best vegetable

[heady moss]

i also don't hate any food

[hollow hornet]

i accidentally bit a jalapeno one time and i can say that that taste did not go away for a while

[ember cove]

i dont know how
now i dont really like them

[warped hamlet]

These things right ?

[hollow hornet]

he looks so polite

[quiet compass]

gasps in horror

[heady moss]

i sometimes even eat food that has turned bad because i don't want to waste food and i wasn't sure if it's just me or if the food is actually turning bad

[slow yew]

Jack doesn't know what a bell pepper is 💀

[quiet compass]

skill issue <(｀^´)>

[warped hamlet]

bro its called capsicun not bell pepper

[heady moss]

i don't wanna waste fooooood

[hollow hornet]

o7

[heady moss]

if only life is like stardew

or if only stardew is like life

[slow yew]

And how many times have you gotten food poisoning

[dark field]

It depends - they can be spicy, but depending on the filling (Which is usually cream cheese, from my experience) it can sometimes help mellow out the spice.

[heady moss]

life like stardew: food doesn't spoil
stardew like life: food spoils

[heady moss]

0

[wild moss]

i ate moldy cream cheese yesterday and I only feel a little bit sick

[brisk wave]

Hi Butter

[hollow hornet]

and then world hunger is solved

[heady moss]

i mean i HAVE HAD like diarrhea after drinking expired milk

[brisk wave]

Dave and Lenin

You never see Lenin without Dave

[warped hamlet]

You guys are crazy. Why would you choose to eat spoilt food?

[hexed smelt]

My habanero plant got snapped off at the base yesterday. I was really pissed. It was loaded with young peppers, too. I've still got 1 each of ghost pepper, serrano, jalapeno and cayenne.
The SDV peppers look like cayenne to me, which wouldn't make very good poppers since they are so thin and would be impossible to stuff.

[hollow hornet]

are you going to mention the spoiled milk

[wild moss]

hello ethan

[heady moss]

oh man imagine milk doesn't spoil... like stardew

[brisk wave]

Harvest Moon iirc

Worst thing that can happen unless you had the fridge

[wild moss]

the milk expires in like a month I think I was just feeling the effects of the cream cheese

[hollow hornet]

that is very concerning if you can still feel the effects the day after

[slow yew]

this chat is the wildest shit, we went from pepper poppers to milk in like 5 mins

[hexed smelt]

When you go to pour milk on your cereal and it comes out in chunks ...

[hollow hornet]

oh god

[serene walrus]

nooooo- :(

[warped hamlet]

dont even make me think about this 😭

[wild moss]

save some chunks for me!

[hollow hornet]

as it should

[warped hamlet]

what the fuck

[serene walrus]

[hollow hornet]

the cream cheese went to lenins brain

[slow yew]

isn't this from that advert

[wild moss]

YEAH

[slow yew]

YEAH

[wild moss]

see kieran is smart

[slow yew]

omg me and lenin are so similar

[quiet compass]

capybara lovers are the most intelligent

[hollow hornet]

does that mean you can do math now

[inner cipher]

I was gonna ask xD

[hollow hornet]

[quiet compass]

Math is

[slow yew]

#images-and-memes message

chunky milk, if u want to be cool

[inner cipher]

I'm a math therapist

[wild moss]

hannah and I have to do all the math for this server

smh

[inner cipher]

For real bruh

[slow yew]

i do some math

[serene walrus]

OH i remember now

[inner cipher]

[slow yew]

i gave up on my spread sheet tho

[slow yew]

it was for everything in the game for profit per tile

[wild moss]

damn

[inner cipher]

Ok Kieran does math, you can join the math club

[hexed smelt]

Social. Desperate and sad, but social.

[inner cipher]

Desperate for SOLUTIONS

[hollow hornet]

kieran gets invited to the math club due to pity

[inner cipher]

Sad at misinformation v.v

[simple dagger]

idk whether to date abigail or sebastian which ones a better wife/husband

[valid coyote]

fuck junimo kart

[inner cipher]

There is no better spouse pick the one you like the most

[hollow hornet]

sebastian just cause i said so

[inner cipher]

Personally I prefer Seb

[warped hamlet]

abigail just cos indigo said seb

[hollow hornet]

[cobalt hare]

Abigail

[wild moss]

if you’re stuck between spouses choose based on which spouse room would fit best with your house

[hollow hornet]

YEAHHHH

[simple dagger]

AGHHH im torn theyre both so cute and nice

[serene walrus]

i’m never choosing alex nor shane just because that lol

[inner cipher]

Its 3v2 votes right now with Seb in the lead...

[slow yew]

math club enjoyer

[warped hamlet]

compromise, pick shane

[simple dagger]

PLS

never will i pick shane

[wild moss]

I’m abstaining from this vote because they’re equally good

[hollow hornet]

what happened to capybaras kieran

[slow yew]

omg you know samo, they gone now

[hollow hornet]

booooo

[simple dagger]

he changed my friends room to have pizza wallpaper

[inland acorn]

i heard from some people that sebastian its always spoiled

[simple dagger]

plus he looks like ben affleck

[hollow hornet]

[wild moss]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-upset-violin-sponge-bob-mr-crab-gif-3466351

[slow yew]

i can't have both in my name

[inner cipher]

Yeah >:)

[slow yew]

capybara will return

[wild moss]

WOOO MATH CLUB

[slow yew]

but people need to know i am math club

[tulip stirrup]

Anyone wanna join a warfare drawing war

[simple dagger]

hmmmm maybe ill go abigail her rooms cute to

[warped hamlet]

yesss

[hollow hornet]

#town-square

[inner cipher]

Sebastian is pretty far from spoiled.

[inland acorn]

man i just want to impress abigail but nothing make that girl happy fr
so im trying with shane

[warped hamlet]

what !!! dont go shane hello

[serene walrus]

just give her quartz lol

[inner cipher]

He's relegated to the basement, makes money off his own job, takes care of his bike, is ignored by his stepdad and almost ignored by his sister. That's not spoiled.

[slow yew]

tbh abigail is pretty broing

broing 💀

[quiet compass]

she loves her rocks

[inner cipher]

BROIINNNNGGG

[hollow hornet]

who said sebastian is spoiled??????

[slow yew]

oi oi, shush

[simple dagger]

shane is tiny and is angry and has a terrible room bur abigail is HARD TO GET but i love her

[quiet compass]

Abigail loves clay

[simple dagger]

somebody did

[quiet compass]

what?? He gets neglected lmao

[inner cipher]

Well they are silly.

[inland acorn]

isnt shane that one with beer problems?

[hollow hornet]

im going to kick someones ass

[dark field]

who would you imagine is more fun then, Kieran? :0

[simple dagger]

REALLY i have lots of that

[wild moss]

sebastian gets put in the basement and his father doesn’t care about him

[warped hamlet]

yes

[slow yew]

huh

[warped hamlet]

when shane and pam date

[simple dagger]

i love sebastian

[quiet compass]

NONONO

[slow yew]

more fun than who

[wild moss]

heh you could even say

he has

ale problems

[inland acorn]

was me...
but im saying this based from other players experiences around me

[inner cipher]

Same he's my next hubby

[robust wind]

Really nice finished basement tho tbf

[hollow hornet]

whatttt, in no way he is

[tulip stirrup]

Dr tho

[dark field]

you said abigail is boring (or broing i guess-) so i was wondering who you'd prefer instead

[hollow hornet]

the no windows destroy you mentally i bet

[inner cipher]

Broiinnggggg

[inland acorn]

sorry man im just going with other people say about

[simple dagger]

i love the leah arc but i feel weird giving her wine to get close with her

[wild moss]

can confirm Abigail is boring

[hollow hornet]

why is hannah bouncing

[inner cipher]

I've never heard this like who said that? xD

[wild moss]

but so is everyone else lmao

[inner cipher]

Someone mispelled boring as broing and now I love it

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[slow yew]

aight : leah, haley, sebbie, shane, harvey

[wild moss]

stardew marriage is not interesting in the slightest

[robust wind]

Yeah if you were trapped in there and never left but he often goes for walks

[serene walrus]

honestly they all get kinda boring after marriage

[inland acorn]

most of people in my country, at least, repeat that

[simple dagger]

haley is so fine but shes so mean to me

[inner cipher]

If Sebastian is spoiled then everyone else is positively pampered into oblivion

[warped hamlet]

they get so boring at 0 hears with my wife atm

[silk echo]

I just reached level 10 farming, which is better crops growth speed or artisan goods worth being more?

[wild moss]

artisan

[hollow hornet]

right right

[serene walrus]

artisan!

[robust wind]

Seb def not spoiled

[topaz chasm]

shane isnt even mid, abigail is at least nice to be around

[silk echo]

Alr

[wild moss]

artisan goods are ridiculously profitable already, adding an extra 40% onto that makes them broken

[cobalt hare]

broing

[wild moss]

brugging

[hushed niche]

boing

[quiet compass]

The artisan perk had to get nerfed and its still stupid OP

[inner cipher]

Broinging

[inland acorn]

fr but i didnt have any relatioship with him so i cannot confirm, i just said what i heard most to see what you guys think

[silk echo]

Alr nice, can you change professions later on?

[unreal quest]

will the game get a discount on steam

[wild moss]

yep

[quiet compass]

Yup

[warped hamlet]

probably

[silk echo]

O nice how so?

[wild moss]

at some point yeah, summer sale soon I think, will probably be like 30% off

[simple dagger]

not saying hes mid but my friend married him and he would complain about his height and changed her walls to pizza walls, so just dont wanna marry the guy

[quiet compass]

||in the sewers||

[simple dagger]

plus he looks like ben affleck

[silk echo]

Ahhh appreciate it

[hollow hornet]

if it would itd be posted in the #bulletin-board

[simple dagger]

YES PAHHA cause hes small

[topaz chasm]

i meant more like shane is too terrible to be even considered mid, he is in a lower tier

[grave mesa]

Shane is one of those huh 😭

[wild moss]

i got it for 50% off in feb 2021 but I don’t think it’s been on sale for that much lately

[simple dagger]

OHHH right mb

[inland acorn]

another friend tell me that, when you "save him" from the beer problems, he started been better

[simple dagger]

PLS hes a manchild

[robust wind]

Shane is a nightmare

[simple dagger]

literally cause hes child height

[quiet compass]

Elliot is 😍

[grave mesa]

Bro 😭😭😭

[inland acorn]

yes, me too

[topaz chasm]

its a surprisingly deep game under the kid friendly age rating

[wild moss]

with both Shane and Pam

[inner cipher]

Yeah and depression too

[simple dagger]

whoops im giving him beer so he likes me

[inland acorn]

thats why people were telling me to at least experiment marry him, as im new at the game

[quiet compass]

noo give him peppers and kisses instead

[warped hamlet]

shane should stop liking beer after you marry him tbh

[wild moss]

I was gonna mention a heart event but talking about that heart event is against server rules lol

[simple dagger]

THATS what im giving him now alot of peppers

[serene walrus]

well also he relapses after you marry him lol

[hollow hornet]

new farmers moment

[hushed niche]

tbh whenever its his birthday i just give him beer because its easy to get

[inland acorn]

wait really?

[wild moss]

no it contains sensitive topics which aren’t allowed even though it’s in the game stardew valley

[quiet compass]

yeah

[simple dagger]

i gave him a pizza he seemed satisfied enough

[grave mesa]

I think he does better in his ||14 heart||

[charred palm]

🌳

[quiet compass]

Shane ||stops drinking beer and now drinks joja cola||

[grave mesa]

Its kinda fucking stupid that we cant talk ab some things that are literally in the game that the server is based off

[simple dagger]

although i blow all my money on gifting other people and have a bit of a pathetic farm LOL

[grave mesa]

Yes this, he might relapse idk but he ends up fine

[inland acorn]

actually, didnt abigail and sebastian initially start to showing signs of betrayal or this is with ALL the npcs?

[wild moss]

yeah this server definitely has its issues

[serene walrus]

oh yeah i forgot about his ||14 heart event ||lol i just see beer cans in his room

[grave mesa]

Wdym

[inland acorn]

when you marry them

[grave mesa]

Oooh i wouldnt know havent married him

[grave mesa]

Seb betrays u for abby? 😭

[quiet compass]

dont marry shane marry elliot

[hushed niche]

i agree

[warped hamlet]

gonna try get sdv on my school computer wtf
legally

[simple dagger]

REALLY??

[grave mesa]

IDK MAN

[hushed niche]

WHAT

[hollow hornet]

no wtf

[simple dagger]

hes a chad

[quiet compass]

WHAT

[inland acorn]

no! i think is with another npcs

[hushed niche]

agree

[quiet compass]

elliot is sexy cool nice and a chad

[hollow hornet]

ale what are you doing 💀

[simple dagger]

i wish you could be in a relationship with both

[grave mesa]

Oh what r they aaying then

[grave mesa]

Poly mod!!

[hushed niche]

you can be dating myultiple npcs but i think they get mad at you

[hollow hornet]

mods my beloved

[quiet compass]

heh installs polycule mod

[simple dagger]

WAIT i wanna

[inland acorn]

man i really thought everybody know that
thats just what i always heard

[quiet compass]

yeah i think having a poly feature is cool but unfortunately its frowned upon

[simple dagger]

i wish i could date the old homeless man

[hollow hornet]

where are you hearing these things man

[hushed niche]

so true 🛐

[quiet compass]

wap

[inland acorn]

UHSIJAHSAHU mostly from brazilian twitters that play stardew valley

[hollow hornet]

thats so sweet

[simple dagger]

awhhh hes so caring

when he forages through bins😍

[hollow hornet]

damnn i see i see

[quiet compass]

So fine

[valid coyote]

should I play junimo kart

[inland acorn]

i just exposing this to see what other ppl around the globe thought abt it, i didnt thought you guys would be so surprise with this

[grave mesa]

No u will die

[hushed niche]

play it it will be sooo funny

[hollow hornet]

yeah its weird i havent heard that before

[valid coyote]

like is there a point to playing it

[serene walrus]

you might end up raging xD

no it’s just a “fun” thing to do

[quiet compass]

pls no

[inland acorn]

ik, sorry if this was a bit strange to everyone

[quiet compass]

we both know it isnt fun

[valid coyote]

i always assumed you get something for making it to the end

[hushed niche]

quote unquote FUN

[ember cove]

indigo u cant laugh at me anymore i have nitro again

[hollow hornet]

dw it was just pretty suprising

[hollow hornet]

WHYYYYYY

[valid coyote]

same with the western arcade game

[hollow hornet]

my nitro is ending soon too

[quiet compass]

FUN. EXCITEMENT.

[unique storm]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-gif-25461795

epic embed fail

[wild moss]

we can be nitroless together

[hushed niche]

that ones nice cuz u can flex ur gamer skills on abigail if u wnat

[serene walrus]

hi i found it! only when you have low hearts during marriage

[quiet compass]

abigail isnt even that cute or good of a romance option

[hushed niche]

yeah well u can still flex ur gaming skills on her

[hollow hornet]

WOAHHHH

[serene walrus]

lol

[ember cove]

ouch

[hollow hornet]

abigail said that?

[hushed niche]

AHJSHASDJHAHSDJJHASDKDSJlksadjalsdkja

[serene walrus]

ye go check for yourself xD

[unique storm]

...several people are typing...

[quiet compass]

abby can suck my arse she is dumb and i dont like her

[unique storm]

lmao

[quiet compass]

elliot ftw

[topaz chasm]

thats a little harsh

[hushed niche]

abigail is my favorite goth girl in the town 👍

[quiet compass]

You mean... the only

[unique storm]

abigail is the best morbius movie

[hushed niche]

TRUE

[quiet compass]

OKAY BUT IF HALEY AND ABBY WERE COMBINED INTO A MEAN GOTH GIRL... 😩😩

[serene walrus]

abigail is my fave then again i hate elliot so to each their own

[quiet compass]

we cant get along then >:(( /j youre amazing slay

[hushed niche]

elliott is great because once you get crab pots you can speedrun marrying him

[cobalt hare]

I'm not a fan of Elliot either

[unique storm]

+ = mean goth girl 😩😩

[slow yew]

yeh im an avid elliot hater

[potent badge]

guys wtf

how can you hate eliot

[wild moss]

ELLIOTT BAD

[quiet compass]

Stop 😳😩😩

[wild moss]

ok back to seasoned bye

[serene walrus]

lol

[unique storm]

[hollow hornet]

spouse arguements

[serene walrus]

let’s go daily arguments

[hushed niche]

reasons why lobster should be a universally lvoed gift, a 400 slide powerpoint presentation

[hollow hornet]

go on

[inland acorn]

im trying to find the twitter were i saw something like that

[slow yew]

it's like when i first joined

[unique storm]

im waiting...