stardew-valley

[drifting field]

i always befriend shane and haley in every save

[wild moss]

and everyone else is pretty reasonable

[desert zinc]

Lumpyy 💪

i like everyone equally (until i dont)

[wild moss]

I’d post the shane marriage dialogue but it’s new farmers

[ember cove]

man the shane marriage dialogue 💀 💀

[trail nest]

oh god.

[drifting field]

like i meme about hating demetrius but honestly there's no character that i actually hate in the game

[undone blaze]

Show in #stardew-spoilers

[ember cove]

im so down bad for this man that im even willing to look past the ||pizza shit 🤸 ||
(thats vague enough to not be a spoiler right???)

[wild moss]

it involves mold, three week old corn chips, alcohol, and copious amounts of joja dipping sauce

ok

[calm sandal]

^ this, most of ppl here be like

hating haley while loving shane

[desert zinc]

honestly

[calm sandal]

i cant get the logic.

[drifting field]

i find haley's first comments towards the farmer very funny

[desert zinc]

"shes mean" like ok i am too if someone out of the blue tried talking to me

[drifting field]

"nice shoes are those made out of plastic" always makes me laugh

[desert zinc]

haley supports the barbie lifestyle 💪

[wild moss]

Shane marriage dialogue posted in #stardew-spoilers

it’s not bad, just aggressively weird

[drifting field]

and i find it funny how shane is so put off by the farmer talking to him but then goes "omg thanks for giving me this " when i gift him salmonberries

[trail nest]

haley is at least a bit nicer by 2 hearts wont lie

[keen mauve]

should i upgrade my house to get kitchen

[wild moss]

krobus would be optimal if he didn’t attach a chunk of sewer to my goddamn house

[keen mauve]

i alr have 10k g

[desert zinc]

krobus i said u can move in, not bring in an entire shit smelling room in my house

[keen mauve]

or should i get other stuff first

[drifting field]

lolol yes as much as i like krobus im not gonna let them move in bringing the entire sewer with him like wth krobus

[calm sandal]

yeah u do

[mystic mirage]

can speedgro be put on a crop after its planted

[wild moss]

yes but it’ll only affect future growth

[mystic mirage]

yes

how did u get two 😭

[calm sandal]

||stair||

[abstract hinge]

just knew horse stable's roof and the house's is perfectly matched lol

[tender yacht]

What do you wanna do? Marry asap or farming til it manage itself?

[calm sandal]

i still dont get the logic on why CA put ||stair|| trick to get second

[proper basin]

||Im on four hearts with Abigale, Where is "the mountain" that i need to go to while raining?||

[calm sandal]

outside mine

[proper basin]

thanks

[undone blaze]

i think it's unintentional

[willow canopy]

should i pick level 5 tiller or rancher?

for farming profession

[undone blaze]

Just go outside of the carpenter's house

[calm sandal]

no way

[undone blaze]

Tiller

[calm sandal]

its totally intentional

[proper basin]

oh okay thank you

[proper basin]

profession?

[undone blaze]

The mountain refers to the area around robins house

[drifting field]

nah its unintentional

[proper basin]

you can get jobs?

[drifting field]

just like how you could use a wallpaper or smth to get a late game sword

[undone blaze]

Professions refer to perks upon leveling up skills

[proper basin]

ooooooooh

tyty

[undone blaze]

You get them at level 5 per skill, and then lastly level 10 per skill

[high coyote]

its shane

[cobalt hare]

Definitely tiller

[high coyote]

his better than current shane

cmon

[carmine umbra]

Me: *plays only stardew valley for a few days*
*plays another game*
"aight back to farming"

Anyway, WINTER TIME!
U guys got any tips on what i should do?

[high coyote]

Me: plays stardew for a few days
plays farming simulator
alright back to farming

[high coyote]

upgrade all your tools, grow winter foragables

go mining if you need ores

[woven root]

NOOOO BRUH

THE FKN FAIRY

wait can I just exit the game?

[steady flare]

This could only be the work of...

FAIRY GOD PARENTS

[carmine umbra]

Okie dokie!

Can i take a look?

[tidal yacht]

Good job

[tidal yacht]

If you were there you know

[undone blaze]

Time to get an exorcist

[steady flare]

I wonder what Sam sees in her.

[undone blaze]

Oh right i forgot that Sam gets paired with Penny

[dreamy plank]

Does anyone know which water bodies have the most trash? I am doing it for Community Cleanup quest.

[grave mesa]

HE DOES?

[grave mesa]

I get a ton from the ocean but idk if there really is a difference

[tender yacht]

Pond on your farm?

[trail nest]

i was there

also hi new farmers!! i got a new pfp

the name of my pfp is always in my nickname.

[normal badger]

Hi

[desert zinc]

the flower dance pairs
Harvey-maru, shane-emily, abigail-sebastain, alex-haley, elliott-leah, sam-penmy

[grave mesa]

ahh

I guess if you mean that then yes

[remote sparrow]

can you use void/duck eggs for cooking? it says "any eggs" so im assuming you can use them right?

[normal badger]

Can I join to some servers?

[desert zinc]

those are the closest to "canon" paies as we can get

[dreamy plank]

Hmmm I can try that!

[trail nest]

what

[grave mesa]

probably but why 😭

[remote sparrow]

😈

[grave mesa]

JUST USE REGULAR EGGS 😭

[remote sparrow]

honestly its just because i sold all my regular chickens (i regret selling them)

[grave mesa]

oh my god...............

[queen merlin]

Sadge

[wild moss]

regular chickens are the most profitable coop animal

well actually there’s one thing that’s better but it’s so late game that it’s not relevant

[tender yacht]

Mines level 100 or 110 (i forget which one) also has so much garbage

[trail nest]

hello new farmers would you like to see the timeline of shane

[wild moss]

NOT AGAIN

[trail nest]

the timeline of shane

[wild moss]

WE CAN SEE YOUR PFP YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS TO US

[trail nest]

beta shane fits in with all the others

[lost badge]

Can I plant trees on sand?

[plush yacht]

Look on the wiki

[wise garnet]

what axe do you need to mine hardwood? just copper or steel?

[lost badge]

Copper

[plush yacht]

Which type? Stumps- copper, logs- steel

[echo monolith]

I finally won the egg festival!

[cobalt hare]

I have cloth. What do I do with it?

[plush yacht]

Save it

[vocal adder]

community center and sewing machine

[wise garnet]

what is the skull key for? it's for the ||skull caverns|| right?

[desert zinc]

pretty sure yoy have to spoiler ||skull cavern|| but yeh

[wind hearth]

IS THIS FR

[trail nest]

yes

[desert zinc]

yeah

[ember cove]

yes

[wind hearth]

wtf..

[trail nest]

close up beta shane for you to look in the eye

[desert zinc]

live laugh love original shane portrait

[vocal adder]

THATS IT

[wind hearth]

i seriously didnt need that but thanks.

xDDD

[vocal adder]

I’m going to sleep

[plush yacht]

Stop harassing people with beta shane

[trail nest]

have beta shane dreams

[vocal adder]

NO

[wind hearth]

^^

[trail nest]

ok

[carmine umbra]

SO UH

[trail nest]

yeah

[plush yacht]

?????

[trail nest]

what did you do

woah.

[plush yacht]

Noice

[carmine umbra]

AND ANOTHER PRISMATIC SHARD on the same day

[trail nest]

AHAT

[carmine umbra]

And you're telling me its a bad luck day...

[plush yacht]

Bruh. Tf i barely got any for ages

[trail nest]

no... it cant be..

[plush yacht]

Rip

[queen merlin]

Jesuuuuus that's some insanely shitty bad day

[wind hearth]

whats prismatic shard do??

[carmine umbra]

Cool sword go shing

[trail nest]

lots

[wind hearth]

wdym 🙏

[trail nest]

good sword. is loved by everyone (but haley)

[carmine umbra]

I should delete that ||quarry pic|| cuz its a spoiler

[plush yacht]

Keep it and later when you have ||bus|| bring it

[carmine umbra]

And dont donate it to gunther if u get your first one

[plush yacht]

Def not

[wind hearth]

HA thanks

i prolly wouldve if u didnt tell me

[carmine umbra]

xD

[wind hearth]

i always do

gunthers rewards arent even good bruh

[keen mauve]

how to trigger abigail 6 heart event

[grave mesa]

theres a wiki for her

[vernal spear]

DISGUSTANG

[wild moss]

free magic rock candy??

crystalarium?

CHICKEN STATUE???

[vernal spear]

oh fuck yeah gotta love chicken statues

[drifting field]

i need more chicken statues

thats why museum rewards aren't good there's not enough chicken statues

every reward should be chicken statue

[bleak shadow]

Key to the town overrated

I just want a chicken statue

[vernal spear]

oh well would you look at that L U M P E D has arrived

[drifting field]

[keen mauve]

i feel like there should be a confirmation before you gift someone something

i gave the wrong gift a few times already :(

[vernal spear]

good idea

[blazing python]

Or maybe make it toggleable

[plush yacht]

I mean...wiki

Haha

[blazing python]

Since itll get annoying if its permanently implement ed

[plush yacht]

Yeah

Like I KNOW pierre hates trash that's why im gifting it

[wooden condor]

any tips for ||skull caverns|| haven’t even made it to ||floor 20||

[calm sandal]

have many foods

[plush yacht]

Probs ask this on seasoned farmers but food and quartz to trade for lots of bombs, ruby for spicy eel (i think??). Jade farm for staircases

Jade>diamond

[wooden condor]

Got ||100 pizza||

[plush yacht]

Nice

Spicy eel has really good buffs tho, they do get dropped by lots of mobs in there

[wooden condor]

so just ||farm gems and trade them||?

[plush yacht]

Make sure u have ||galaxy sword||

[wooden condor]

Got two by sheer luck, waiting for very good luck day

[calm sandal]

salad is more cost effective

if u want more cost efficiency, go with sashimi

[wooden condor]

don’t yet, I have the most expensive weapon from adventurer’s guild

[plush yacht]

Essentially, use crystalariums for jade and quartz should be pretty easy to get

[plush yacht]

K should be alr ig

[wooden condor]

||crystalarium|| is a spoiler isn’t it?

[queen merlin]

No

[calm sandal]

nah

[wooden condor]

nvm then

[queen merlin]

Skill level rewards aren't spoilers

But you can mark them if you wish to do so

[calm sandal]

even iridium bar is not spoiler

[queen merlin]

Ye had my first one on this safe before completing any cc room

[plush yacht]

Also i have a chest i keep in ||desert|| filled with things i need for mine and trading. Also put any excess stuff i have in invent there or if I'm farming put stuff there

Super handy

[queen merlin]

Have to spoiler something it no other way of getting it without completing a cc bundle

Like ||galaxy weapons||

[plush yacht]

Or if unlocking it is a reward in cc ||like quarry or bus||

Not gh tho since its legit there

[keen mauve]

yea i know but like

i have the gift

but i accidentally tap soemthing else

in my inventory

[plush yacht]

Ohhhhh

[keen mauve]

yea

[plush yacht]

Yeah that is fricking annoying. I usually switch to empty invent when moving around with just weapons

[keen mauve]

smart

[wild moss]

overpowered?

[plush yacht]

Cos in my first playthrough in the begining i lost so much lol

Idk

More info pls

[wild moss]

ah I know, way too good of a money source early game

[plush yacht]

Rigged?

Yeah i love fishing

[wise garnet]

buffed??

[wild moss]

I’ve made 16k in a day before

it’s ridiculous

[plush yacht]

Dk

[plush yacht]

Yeah

So good early game and so fun later

[wise garnet]

nerfed is not the word you are looking for

[plush yacht]

Ah never heard of that lol

[wild moss]

that’s the other way around

[desert zinc]

Broken?

[keen mauve]

so i should fish to get money?

[wild moss]

nerfed is made worse

[keen mauve]

i usually just farm crops

[wise garnet]

it's broken? or buffed??

[plush yacht]

100%

Invest in iridium rod asap too

Damm

[desert zinc]

nerfed is when a insane good thing was turned into shit
Broken/buffed means its turned bad/ok into insanely good

[plush yacht]

Ya

Hahha I love friends glad to find someone of culture clearly

[wise garnet]

like phoebe bridgers phoebe? or a different one?

[plush yacht]

Phoebe Buffay from friends

[wise garnet]

ohhh lol i haven't seen friends

[plush yacht]

Yeah i watched it so much when i was like 10 and noone had seen it lol

[plush yacht]

Oof

Hahaha same

Meanwhile its like suuuuper popular

Literally me 😭😭

I thought i was so unique it's quality. But that show always give me so much nostalgia now

Exactly

Yeah i think so haha

[charred palm]

I got the barn near the end , like 27th

[desert zinc]

the other 2 are fair game but rhe catfish can also be caught durinf fall if thats the concern catfish id say its very well possible if you're good a fishinf

for fall it doesn't have to be in rhe secret woods btw, it cab be any river just like springtime

[charred palm]

The catfish is available in spring fall and winter in the town river

So no stress

[desert zinc]

nice

[charred palm]

Wobin x)
Nice mix

[desert zinc]

My fishinf skill is enough to get catfish and eel day 3 but cant catch alot of purple stars

[charred palm]

The only time you can't get the catfish is in summer

So don't even worry abt it

Focus on barn and other stuff

[desert zinc]

It originated from my switch name when i tried to be creative at thinking od a name

[charred palm]

Niice

[broken cave]

dont sell fish directly until u get lvl 5 skill

[charred palm]

It's very original with the pfp backing it up

Sell.

[desert zinc]

Maybe fish even more for money

[desert zinc]

old sdv character pfp lessgo

[broken cave]

i think it has + on fish price

[charred palm]

I always sell I fish for quick money so I won't wait till level 5

[broken cave]

fish

[charred palm]

Nah

[desert zinc]

Nope

[charred palm]

Samo

[broken cave]

25% more fish price with lvl 5 skill

[desert zinc]

...farming also doesnt need to sell

[charred palm]

You don't have to sell for farming too

[calm sandal]

farming also NOT lvl when u sell

[charred palm]

Early game you need money. The value of the $ becomes less and less relevant as you play the game

[desert zinc]

the "level up!" Only shows up after night because right after you continue it saves lol, basically not to lose progress i guess

[charred palm]

If you don't sell your fish early how are you gonna buy ton of crops

[broken cave]

well if you fish the entire day for 2 days or 3 days you get level 5

and get more money

[calm sandal]

those u tuber succ

[desert zinc]

They didn't read the stardew wiki 😔

[charred palm]

Well there's that
But what about people who get level 5 on the 12th of spring for example x)

It's alright

[broken cave]

it will still help because you will have alot of fish

[cobalt hare]

Hello i'm writing a guide for stardew on steam Will i get a ban if I upload it to the server?

[charred palm]

And you are broke with little to no crops

[desert zinc]

LMFAOO im sorry but its funny

[charred palm]

While crops are far superior than fishing

[grave mesa]

Anyone know

[charred palm]

No you won't x)

[grave mesa]

woooo

[broken cave]

you have 500 when you start, buy seeds with that, grow the crops sell the crops and then get more crops

[cobalt hare]

okey '-'

[desert zinc]

I unfortunately dont know much about the server limits on advertising

[cobalt hare]

me too ^^

[charred palm]

I'm not denying that dude but fishing selling + buying crops in my opinion is better

[mystic mirage]

minerva/athena is awesome

[cobalt hare]

thank you

[desert zinc]

Definitely good

[charred palm]

It's really good

[cobalt hare]

yeah it is

[charred palm]

You'll get around 15k I think

[broken cave]

buy backpack with the 15k

[charred palm]

Barn first

Then you can do one upgrade of backpack if you can afford it

[keen mauve]

i got a coop

[desert zinc]

backpack better imo, barn can be gotten l8tr

[charred palm]

Congrats

[charred palm]

They are going for y1 completion

[desert zinc]

oh my god my grammar

[charred palm]

xDDD

[keen mauve]

grass will spread?

[charred palm]

Yes it will

[desert zinc]

its more possible imo to just get one on summer thats probably just me though since thats what i did in my y1 completion runs

[mystic mirage]

i can’t comprehend how y1 completion is possible 😭

[desert zinc]

no fr i think i NEED to sleep wtf is up with my grammar rn

[charred palm]

I got one early summer too actually.

[charred palm]

Take care 👋

[desert zinc]

its ez, rabbirs and pigs are the main concern

[charred palm]

Yeah and iron pickaxe in summer

[desert zinc]

well actually i lied its pigs rhat are the main concern

[charred palm]

Traveling cart. Check her every day

Nah m

Mb xD

My bad my bad

[desert zinc]

oh and cabbage, its file based on if you get it y1 via traveling carts on Fridays and sundays

[charred palm]

I meant friday and Sundays

Oh just check every Friday and sunday then

[desert zinc]

basically if your file doesnt have the cabbage in the 32 chances you have, you dont have it.

[charred palm]

It will eventually appear

[charred palm]

They checked off the option that makes it so it will appear

[desert zinc]

Oh nice! You have at least 1 Chance then(lets hope you didnt miss it)

if not there is 1 other way but its really troublesome

[charred palm]

A red cabbage seed appeared for me one day after egg festival

[desert zinc]

(hypothetically if the box wasnt clicked)

[calm sandal]

this is why we should go joja instead

[charred palm]

I was broke so I went fishing and calculated a route just to buy the seed

[desert zinc]

wheres the fun in p2w y1 smhhhh /j

[cobalt hare]

i want to automate my farming process

[desert zinc]

since chat is dead im gonna use this opportunity to sleep, gn everyone

[vernal spear]

g

[calm sandal]

u cant automate it till late game

[cobalt hare]

quality sprinklers?

that seems semi-autonomous

they're expensive for me right now

i've been in the mine and i've only found copper and coal

where do i find iron?

[broken cave]

hehe starfruit wine ready

[cobalt hare]

is there a better way to get resources for making quality sprinklers?

[deft comet]

is it ok to be poor at spring 15 year 1

may or may not have spent a lot of money on seeds

[mystic mirage]

clean your farm i beg

[mystic mirage]

im always poor

[deft comet]

save if ur not gonna do much for the day

[charred palm]

It's okay to be poor

Save for next time you fish

Screw these villagers xDD

[deft comet]

im bad at fishing

xD

what's your progress?

on that current farm

[stable badge]

Myeh

[deft comet]

am i allowed to offer coop in this channel

offer multiplayer

co-op

[trail nest]

hi

[stable badge]

Hi

[deft comet]

yes but i dont think many people actually r active in there aside from posting

[trail nest]

i mean the cooldown is one hour

you cant have a conversation like that

[cobalt hare]

i've got about 10,000 coins in 28th of summer, year 1

is that good?

i am actively spending them, not saving up for anything in particular

[trail nest]

idk i do not know how to make money i stardew

[deft comet]

is it possible to have multiplayer on originally single-player farms?

[trail nest]

yes

build house from robin

[weary bear]

im mad

[deft comet]

the only thing that shows up in my menu is local multiplayer

not internet/invite code

[weary bear]

i just sarted a new file

[trail nest]

listen its fun

[deft comet]

some people go afk

[deft comet]

yo wanna multi?

[weary bear]

and i'm in the mines

igat a wooden club

on the 2nd floor

[trail nest]

wow

[weary bear]

and it out of reach

[deft comet]

hops?

what r hops

how to make

how make keg

@weary bear do u wanna? if u just started

[weary bear]

i can' pick it up

[deft comet]

oh ok

im still spring year 1, farming lvl 3

[weary bear]

first barrel floor 2

[abstract hinge]

screenshot

all the items in the mines are randomly placed everytime you barge in there

[deft comet]

@cobalt hare can't message on the multiplyaer channel so may i join co-op

[cobalt hare]

duality of man

[abstract hinge]

eh just buy salad

[calm sandal]

if u dont plan to have ancient fruit soon, remember to save some strawberry in chest

[deft comet]

why

[calm sandal]

so u can use seed maker to make more seeds later so in y2 u can plant em at 1st spring

since u need egg fest to buy again, which not early spring

[modern eagle]

saving strawberries for me has always been a y2 into y3 thing

y1 you need the money

[calm sandal]

fair enuf

i'd rather plant ancient fruit than strawberry tho

[modern eagle]

why not both

[calm sandal]

both is fine, but not 'main' both

[modern eagle]

I see

[calm sandal]

should ve plant EVERYTHING actually, for completion later.

but profit wise always the top 3 crops

[inner cipher]

Completion later is easy enough. Better to focus on optimizing profits early.

First year should be 100% profit driven to make the following years easier imo lol

[calm sandal]

lets agree on joja-ing

[weary bear]

can't put a photo don't know why

[inner cipher]

I'll happily go Joja for a profit driven run

Any time I'm going for big bucks I go Joja

I finished CC with Joja by summer day 18 in year 1, that would be literally impossible with regular CC so yeah, that makes the big bucks.

[calm sandal]

cant finish cc until year 1 winter unless you are frickin dippidy frick luck with scamming merchant

[modern eagle]

joja is so stress free

[weary bear]

i put the photo in images of the club

[inner cipher]

No you can finishg CC by the middle of fall if you're lucky/smart

[modern eagle]

literally never need to worry about anything but money

[calm sandal]

still need the scamming merchant for fall finish

[inner cipher]

Exactly

[modern eagle]

unless you want to fill out collections etc

[broken cave]

this mayonaise costed 126k

[inner cipher]

Yeah but it's in the game as an option so it's not really a scam just a method XD

[calm sandal]

gotta thick that option

[modern eagle]

it's just really good mayo

[calm sandal]

i totally not gonna buy a single coffee bean for 3k, its scamming merchant

[inner cipher]

them chickens working overtime hehe

[calm sandal]

oh its 2.5k

[deft comet]

i needs people to help me get used to this game ajjdjf

[inner cipher]

You think that's bad? xD

Should see us insane optimal players numbers LOL

[broken cave]

thats nothing

[inner cipher]

The last run I tried really hard in I made 4.2 mil in year 1

[calm sandal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/852480425435070464/unknown.png

[inner cipher]

And that's not even impressive compared to some

[woven root]

demetrius is a big nerd

[worn patrol]

@calm sandal I read your name as 'an ass lime'

[inner cipher]

I do that too every time xD

[calm sandal]

it sure read that way

[broken cave]

marnie has a kid?

oh thats jas

[calm sandal]

kek

[modern eagle]

tiller

[calm sandal]

tiller artisan forever

[terse mauve]

is it safe to give bouquets to every1

just to see heart events

'-'

[modern eagle]

if you date all six of one gender there is a special cutscene

carry a rabbits foot on you at all times and it'll end well

[terse mauve]

yea but like giving multiple people bouquets will not make them give me weird dialogue right?

besides that 1 cutscene

[modern eagle]

nah there's no dialog like that afaik

[vernal spear]

||unfortunately they think you're a cheater if you don't have a rabbits foot instead of you just being polyamorous and them not giving a fuck||

[eternal eagle]

Hello what is the best between Angler and Pirate when u reach lvl 10 fishing ?

[hybrid edge]

does growth boosters speed up regrowing crops?

[grave mesa]

Well its not poly if its not done with consent between all patties

[grave mesa]

I'd say Angler but its up to you

[modern eagle]

I went with pirate

[grave mesa]

I don't think so

Because you have to put the fertilizer in the soil first right??

Unless I'm thinking of smth else

[hybrid edge]

you dont have to have fertelizers

[terse mauve]

if u marry someone, can u still see 10 heart events of others after?

[hybrid edge]

its just a bonus

[serene walrus]

For the first harvest yes but after that it turns into the normal regrowth time

[modern eagle]

fertilizer only affects the first harvest of regrowable crops

[vernal spear]

well what if it was consented then it sorta is with rabbits foot ended

[modern eagle]

yeah it'll speed up the initial growth

[hybrid edge]

i think its still worth it if you have crops that you need to multiply right?

[modern eagle]

yeah

[grave mesa]

there's no proof in game that theres any consent btwn all parties, thats why the event is possible in the first place. I think the rabbit foot just serves as good luck for that to not happen, but perhaps I'm mistaken

[broken cave]

i heard a noise when i slept

i think achievment

[serene walrus]

I use it on af so I suppose yes <3

[queen merlin]

Yea

[grave mesa]

Yea

[modern eagle]

there's probably a mod for poly relationships

[queen merlin]

||the rabbits foot makes it so they either don't talk about it for whatever the fuck reason, ig rabbits foot can time travel and change things in the past lol||

[grave mesa]

Yes there is

[queen merlin]

There is more than one

[modern eagle]

makes sense

[grave mesa]

Only god knows what was going through CAs mind

[queen merlin]

Tho idk which one works

[queen merlin]

Tbf it is meant as a joke event ig

[grave mesa]

I don't need several suitors I got Seb 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[grave mesa]

Oooohhh makes sense

[queen merlin]

Not like the green tea cutscene makes much sense

Or many others

traumatised by trees with exposed roots

[modern eagle]

tomato cutscene

[queen merlin]

Which one owo

[grave mesa]

Green tea cutscene??

[modern eagle]

one

[queen merlin]

||Caroline's 2 heart event when you enter her green house and get tea sapling recipe||

[grave mesa]

Milf tbh

[serene walrus]

Caroline is kinda weird

[grave mesa]

is that against the rules...

[queen merlin]

Sleeping receptacle boi

[queen merlin]

For server idk, for channel not really

[grave mesa]

She kinda is but she deserves better

[modern eagle]

I swear her smiling sprite looks like she's lost it

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO

[queen merlin]

shoul be changed to sleeping receptacle

[modern eagle]

yeah LOL

crazy eye mf

[queen merlin]

Her smile is held together by the thousands of souls she has consumed as the wizards DAUGHTER

[serene walrus]

Omg I see what you mean🤣

[queen merlin]

Idk why autocorrect capitalised daughter

[crisp karma]

hubba bubba

Snack's back

[modern eagle]

autocorrect was shocked

[queen merlin]

Defeating the autocorrect

Ruhi beats tech

[serene walrus]

[queen merlin]

Goth ruhi stronk goth ruhi fite

[modern eagle]

it's almost 4am for me lol gn guys

[grave mesa]

better? 🥺

[grave mesa]

Night queen

[modern eagle]

F GJ GKWKJJSFAKSJEJF

[grave mesa]

LMFAO

Nice reaction

[modern eagle]

oh my lord

[serene walrus]

WTF

[modern eagle]

thank you for the nightmare fuel

[queen merlin]

Don't sleep jaguar

[modern eagle]

it's actually perfect

[queen merlin]

You will be haunted by Caroline

[grave mesa]

sleep well tonight nick. 😈 she will be in your corner

[serene walrus]

That genuine scared me I just only woke up xD

[slow yew]

Peachy

[modern eagle]

😨

gn

[queen merlin]

She did not consume enough souls

[serene walrus]

Hi kieran(^_-)≡☆

[queen merlin]

Now she has a bloodlust

[grave mesa]

Right she needs more

[queen merlin]

Offer her your soul Elaine

It's prolly worth a thousand with how beautiful it is

[serene walrus]

lol

[worn patrol]

Me checking discord:
This image: hello

[vernal spear]

orange

[queen merlin]

Cherry

[serene walrus]

Apple

[vernal spear]

NONONONO MAKE IT STOP NONONO

[queen merlin]

Banana

[queen merlin]

Your soul now belongs to Caroline

[vernal spear]

fuck you caroline

[queen merlin]

Unfortunately you gave it to CA when you dmed him

So now she is going to ask him for your soul

(i am sorry but 😭 😭 )

[serene walrus]

I would think bats since it’s supposed to make it easier lol

[dusty gust]

hi

[serene walrus]

Also you don’t need to get trees so that’s a +

[crisp karma]

join

[serene walrus]

Hi welcome☆⌒(≧▽​° )

[slow yew]

Actually getting a apple tree would be good

[lament path]

Okay why am I laughing so hard at this

[crisp karma]

join the flower coult

[grave mesa]

i hope this fits your taste ❤️

[crisp karma]

i am making people join my new coult

[grave mesa]

SNACK UR BACK!!

[dusty gust]

how it's going

[crisp karma]

i am back

[vernal spear]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK NO STOP AAAAAAAAAH

[grave mesa]

I want to be a follower of the cult

[crisp karma]

ok

[undone blaze]

not the ||blood|| pls.

[short nest]

it seems that i joined at the exact moment

[grave mesa]

.. 😔😔

[crisp karma]

spread the word

[dusty gust]

i will cry whyy

[vernal spear]

can i join ur shrek cult

[slow yew]

Lmao, hi star

[grave mesa]

I believe its not against the rules

Also it is very low quality looking blood 😭😭

[crisp karma]

it's a flower coult

[serene walrus]

Eh I just woke up wanna go back to bed but I can’t also how r u

[crisp karma]

and yes you can

[vernal spear]

ok

[grave mesa]

can i be your manager

[worn patrol]

never speak again, even if thy house is attacked by... something worse than that thing

[short nest]

hello kieran

goodbye kieran

hello chat

[crisp karma]

yea sure

[short nest]

goodbye chat

[crisp karma]

just tell people to join

[gray grotto]

aibin

[grave mesa]

:,( I'm hurt

[gray grotto]

aibling

[vernal spear]

bye star

[grave mesa]

Goodbye quene

[queen merlin]

Nvm your soul is not worth a 1000 souls

[dusty gust]

i cant sleep.I'm depressed and just i'm gaming

[queen merlin]

It's worth 1/1000th of one

[grave mesa]

Ruhi what have I done to deserve this

[slow yew]

Rude

[vernal spear]

everything.

[queen merlin]

Scared me

[short nest]

true..

[slow yew]

[grave mesa]

Fucking crying rn

[gray grotto]

aibibhdiys

[queen merlin]

Cute pfp @vernal spear

Henloo dusiaaaa

[vernal spear]

ty!!

[gray grotto]

RUHI

HI

[queen merlin]

Your new pfp is adorable

[gray grotto]

why, tjank you

[slow yew]

DUSSIA AIBLING

[gray grotto]

KIETAJ

[serene walrus]

DUSIA HI☆⌒(≧▽​° )

[slow yew]

Are u better now?

[gray grotto]

KIRERANC JCPEACHT

[grave mesa]

Is this some language I do not understand

[slow yew]

Yes

[gray grotto]

yup

[slow yew]

That's very good

[gray grotto]

yesyes

[slow yew]

Why r ur nuts mixed

[vernal spear]

because of bigbor

[gray grotto]

cuz they tamsty

[serene walrus]

Yay glad ya better~(˘▽˘~)

[slow yew]

Makes sense

[crisp karma]

Are you interested in joining my coult?

[gray grotto]

depends

what cult is it

[grave mesa]

Ok I pull up

[grave mesa]

Best

[crisp karma]

Flower coult

I have 3 followers so far

[gray grotto]

I believe on our lord and savious yoba

[crisp karma]

Just join

[gray grotto]

eh fine

[vernal spear]

make that 4

[crisp karma]

Lez go

[grave mesa]

We need more

Its not wjough

[vernal spear]

@hollow hornet join flower cult

[slow yew]

He's not online atm

[grave mesa]

Get his ass online

If you dont want to then sont do i wueen

[slow yew]

Uh don't think so

[honest oyster]

i dont think theres anything important

[serene walrus]

Uh just rarecrow and recipe I suppose nothing for cc tho

[honest oyster]

only like seasonal plant furniture n stuff

[vernal spear]

dez chungs

[cerulean ermine]

Hey yall

Can I play co op with someone without having nintendo online membership?

Like I have the pirated game on my laptop but I dont know if itll work

[high coyote]

cranberrys or pumpkins

[calm sandal]

cran

pump too, but iCran

[high coyote]

is pump better if keg?

[queen merlin]

Pump?

[honest oyster]

pumpkin

i think

[queen merlin]

Ah

[honest oyster]

i dont think so

[cerulean ermine]

[queen merlin]

From what i remember hearing, kind of depends on if you have enough kegs for all cranberries

If not then pumpkin better

[drifting dawn]

most berries like blueberries and cranberries aren’t worth the time to keg anyway

[queen merlin]

Ye that too

[keen mauve]

AAA

just got my chickens :))

[high coyote]

so pumpkin? ive got 116 kegs and ill probably do another run of starfruit before i keg pumpkins/cran

[keen mauve]

i named my chickens

kfc and Shakespeare

:)

[primal radish]

any way to get more friendship points with a character even though you've already talked and given 2 presents a week?

[terse mauve]

not really, quests i guess but unreliable

[primal radish]

damn

[severe marsh]

Mm... bamboo shoots are so delicious

[honest oyster]

🐼

[charred palm]

🎍

[severe marsh]

I named my goat "The Goatfather"

[honest oyster]

[severe marsh]

Its not the woody grown up ones

Its the shoots lol 😂

[woven root]

bro?

[carmine umbra]

Andd thats 5/6 bundles done! Cant believe i got this far..

[terse mauve]

ayeee bulletin board left

[woven root]

its always the bulletin board

[terse mauve]

that red cabbage is gating me too

[carmine umbra]

Yeah i hate it

Especially the fact that "Red cabbage year 1" doesnt exist on mobile

[honest oyster]

im convinced he uses it w marnie...

[severe marsh]

CONGRATS! Youll be a #stardew-spoilers soon!

[carmine umbra]

Although, the only one i've done is demetrius's

Cant believe i get that much done in winter 1st tbh its been an amazing experience. Thanks for the help too guys!

[severe marsh]

Red cabbage is usually the gate keeper for most of cc year 1 runs

[carmine umbra]

Im just playing casually tho

But yeah

[honest oyster]

i have apples and rabbits foot left to get for bulletin

[carmine umbra]

Good luck!

[crisp karma]

i had trouble with the rabbit's foot

[carmine umbra]

I got a rabbit foot in the ||sc|| recently

[crisp karma]

my rabbit just wouldn't help

[terse mauve]

ill just let my rabbit chill till summer y2

see if he drops one

[carmine umbra]

I swear i think my game's luck is flipped 😭

[terse mauve]

pray

[cinder pasture]

hi

[charred palm]

Skill issue

Jkjk

[severe marsh]

Same here, i finished my cc during winter! Now i have ||iridium ore for days|| and basicaly at end game at this point

[honest oyster]

hi

[crisp karma]

bro i got a ps from a slime in the ||secret woods||

[terse mauve]

save for bbs

[charred palm]

I would buy upgrade 1

[terse mauve]

ah wait how much is upgrade 1

[woven root]

id prob go for blueberries

[honest oyster]

i say after first harvest

[carmine umbra]

I got 2 prismatic on a mid-bad luck day, and i got a rabbit on a bad luck day

[charred palm]

It's 2k

[cinder pasture]

tropicana sparkling

[terse mauve]

i think u can probably set aside 10k for BBs, and just fish for ur backpack upgrade

[severe marsh]

Buy backpack, its much more profitabel in the long run

[charred palm]

Keep 10k for blueberries , fish another 2k and buy backpack

[carmine umbra]

I was like "Sir i thought todays a bad luck day?????"

[queen merlin]

This tbh ^

[carmine umbra]

Shouldnt it be switched? It'll be easier to fish with upgraded backpack

[charred palm]

Yeah that's what I said at first

Sure

[charred palm]

The spirits are perturbed but the guy reading the spirits was on your side

[charred palm]

😂

[carmine umbra]

xD

[cinder pasture]

i think spoiler the mssg

[carmine umbra]

300k total earnings!!!

[carmine umbra]

Shoot, i forgot it contains the ||quarry||, thanks for reminding!

[cinder pasture]

[cinder pasture]

np

[terse mauve]

dang i keep forgetting

the horse exists

i shud get it soon

[carmine umbra]

Yeah, he's a huge help honestly

[proper basin]

how do i get hardwood

what do horses do

[terse mauve]

secret woods

[carmine umbra]

||Secret woods||

[queen merlin]

Get an axe

Upgraded

[terse mauve]

make u go faster

[carmine umbra]

U can ride em

[queen merlin]

Copper or steel

[proper basin]

wheres that

[queen merlin]

Steel better

[carmine umbra]

U need steel axe

[queen merlin]

Left of cindersap above wizards tower

[terse mauve]

||north of wizards tower area, theres stump||

[proper basin]

where do i get steel

[queen merlin]

Not pickaxe

[proper basin]

Im such a noob

[terse mauve]

axe

[carmine umbra]

My brain stopped working, mb

[queen merlin]

Pick up the axe

[proper basin]

Im on level 20 in the ||Mine || is that deep enough for steel

[queen merlin]

It becomes a pick-axe

[carmine umbra]

Okay wait lemme explain this better then

[queen merlin]

:badumtss: i hate my humour

[carmine umbra]

You know about ur basic tools(axe, pickaxe, etc) correct? @proper basin

[proper basin]

tyty

[proper basin]

Yeeee

[honest oyster]

i love it

[carmine umbra]

U can upgrade them using ores(copper, iron, and gold).
For example, to upgrade ur regular pickaxe to copper pickaxe, u need 5 copper bar(25 copper ore smelted in a furnace) and 5000 gold

[queen merlin]

Pls look at that joke 😭 😭

[honest oyster]

its amazing

[carmine umbra]

Have u ever tried to break something that looked like a big tree stump and it said "Your axe is too weak to break this"? @proper basin

[proper basin]

Yeah

[carmine umbra]

...i literally forgot

[queen merlin]

I thought the pun was intentional and was giggling so hard lmfao

[wraith ibex]

Hello guys 😄

[queen merlin]

Also thanks uwu

[carmine umbra]

U need upgraded axe to destroy it! Breaking them would result in hardwood!

[proper basin]

So copper or steal?

[carmine umbra]

Yea i forgot they exist

[terse mauve]

copper > steel > iridium progression

[carmine umbra]

Note that to upgrade a tool to steel, it needs to be a copper first

[carmine umbra]

Gold :

[proper basin]

Where do i find steel

[terse mauve]

gold pepelaugh

[carmine umbra]

40+ floor in the mines

[proper basin]

40?!@?!?!?

[carmine umbra]

Good luck!

[terse mauve]

mining in mines

[carmine umbra]

Yep

[terse mauve]

u can do 10 levels a day easily, just work ur way down

[novel thistle]

@tacit dock You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[terse mauve]

u get elevator floors to save ur progress every 5 floors

[proper basin]

Bro im on 20 and i wanna die its so hard

[carmine umbra]

Copper 1-39
Iron 40-79
Gold 80-120

[wraith ibex]

Gracias

[carmine umbra]

Grats!

[proper basin]

||I hate the bug fly things||

[carmine umbra]

Yeah nobody liked em

Do u often find wood barrels in the mine? @proper basin

[proper basin]

Idk what people want saved lol

[proper basin]

Uhh I dont rly pay attention Im just trynna get deeper so idk

I think a couple

[queen merlin]

Read the

Bruh naice emote lmao

[proper basin]

tyty

[carmine umbra]

Well, if u ever encounter one, break it with ur sword! If you're lucky they might drop some good weapons

I personally love the "Forest Sword"

Wood barrels and wood crates

[queen merlin]

I need more sleep, read one as me

[proper basin]

What does the forest Sword do

[carmine umbra]

Yeah go to sleep ^^

[carmine umbra]

Just like regular sword but more powerful

[queen merlin]

Sleep is naice

But stardew is naicer

[carmine umbra]

Yeah but stardew made me wake up at 5am

[honest oyster]

i want sleep

[proper basin]

oh sick

[carmine umbra]

Literally 😭

[proper basin]

^^

[queen merlin]

Slep

[honest oyster]

cannot

[queen merlin]

Sadge

[honest oyster]

in work :(

[queen merlin]

Ooof

[carmine umbra]

I highly suggest checking out the wiki lots of times, its a really good source of information!

[queen merlin]

Have hugs

[carmine umbra]

Can i have em too

[queen merlin]

Yes

[carmine umbra]

[honest oyster]

[carmine umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-24590409

[queen merlin]

[carmine umbra]

Hehe thx

[terse mauve]

is there a way to farm lots of bug meat automatically or smth

[proper basin]

Yeah i read alot about Abigale on there lol

[terse mauve]

i wanna make ||wild bait|| but mining for bugs is

[deft comet]

im gonna start a new farm, anyone interested in going multi?

[woven root]

I just need one apple to finish the cc and finally do some other stuff cause its been boring just growing crops

[terse mauve]

sleep

[carmine umbra]

Linus

[carmine umbra]

*sad mobile noises*

[honest oyster]

#multiplayer-lfg-old :)

[terse mauve]

until cave poops out an apple

[deft comet]

been there done that

[woven root]

the scene after that tho-

[hybrid edge]

does quality of a fruit matter for wine?

[woven root]

nope

to make higher quality wines u need cask

[carmine umbra]

We dont talk about that...

[woven root]

you just got baited

[carmine umbra]

||legit i was like "EXCUSE ME WTF ARE U DOI- Oh its a wild bait!" *happy noises*||

[queen merlin]

😭

[woven root]

when it first happened to me I was laughing

[undone blaze]

💀

[queen merlin]

I hate that pun so badly

[undone blaze]

||the sounds didnt really help the situation||

[queen merlin]

The more i look at it the more i want to giggle at it

[woven root]

mini jukebox prob one of the coolest items in SDV

[undone blaze]

i still laugh each time i see it

[undone blaze]

YEAH!

[proper basin]

we stan

[undone blaze]

speaking of which, whats your favorite stardew song?

[charred palm]

Go there on good and very good luck days

Check the tv for the fortune teller

[proper basin]

that effects the monsters?

[charred palm]

If they the spirits are in good humor or the spirits are very happy today

Then go to the mines

[hybrid edge]

if i leave animals without food over winter what will happen?

[charred palm]

A LOT
It effects how easy it is to get ores and ladders

[undone blaze]

they wont produce anything, and their friendship with the farmer will go down

[carmine umbra]

Yes

[woven root]

I really like the sam's band (poppy) but I think all songs are good and just depends on the situation

[carmine umbra]

I forgot to feed my animals once during winter and they went grumpy

[charred palm]

Moonlight Jellies music

[carmine umbra]

So sad

[proper basin]

oh sick

[proper basin]

ight

and if bad

then fish

[charred palm]

Do something else

Yes

[carmine umbra]

Did u just change ur pfp?

[proper basin]

yep

[carmine umbra]

Yep!

[undone blaze]

my favorite is definitely Spring (It's a big world outside)

[carmine umbra]

It looked cool!

[proper basin]

this one or old one lol

[carmine umbra]

My favourite is Summer (wait we're not talking about seasons?)

[carmine umbra]

This one

[proper basin]

oh ty lol

[undone blaze]

no uh we're talking about favorite songs

favorite stardew songs

[carmine umbra]

oh xD

[undone blaze]

but honestly i love all of them

[carmine umbra]

Wonder look

[proper basin]

I mean if we are i like fall cause Abigale and pumpkins

[carmine umbra]

I finished 5 CC Bundles

[undone blaze]

oh nice!

[carmine umbra]

Summer cuz blueberries

[terse mauve]

ayeee its bulletin board again

[undone blaze]

summer because orange trees look so pretty!

[undone blaze]

this one is always the last 😭

[carmine umbra]

Yeah its always them

I just take a quick look and when "Nope, too complicated"

[undone blaze]

tbf, i really wanna try and speedrun cc

[carmine umbra]

Try it

[proper basin]

I love blueberries irl they so yummy

[carmine umbra]

Try it and let the red cabbage destroy your hope

[terse mauve]

and get cabbaged

[proper basin]

Ive only done one :(

[carmine umbra]

Never tried one

[undone blaze]

maybe on my third save and once 1.5 comes out

[carmine umbra]

Its okay, im already at winter

[proper basin]

BROOO put them in smoothies they are so good

[carmine umbra]

Its Spring - Summer - Fall - Winter! In that order

[undone blaze]

ill do it once 1.5 comes to mobile

[carmine umbra]

YESS 1.5

[severe marsh]

Homogeny tree is nice

[woven root]

LMAO

[severe marsh]

Mahogany*

[woven root]

a homo tree

[carmine umbra]

😭 HOMOGENY

I CANT

[honest oyster]

[honest oyster]

tbh i wish this server had a starboard for funny moments cause this is gold

[severe marsh]

REEE

[carmine umbra]

🌳

[undone blaze]

ayo

[carmine umbra]

One question, why dont we have :SDVpufferlaugh:

[severe marsh]

I gave leah a driftwood and she said "Drift me, farmer" should i be concerned?

[carmine umbra]

I had to resort to crying emoji to laugh

[honest oyster]

[carmine umbra]

Nahhh she's fine

[undone blaze]

i use 💀

[drifting field]

[carmine umbra]

Yk what u should be concerned at?

[drifting field]

theres this one

[carmine umbra]

I want da puffer one

[severe marsh]

ConcernedApe?

[carmine umbra]

No, Abigail when quartz

[severe marsh]

What the-

[undone blaze]

?

[woven root]

what does that even mean

[carmine umbra]

||Context: upon giving Abigail a quartz, she'll say "How do u know i was hungry? This looked delicious"||

[severe marsh]

I dont even know...

[proper basin]

Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!

[carmine umbra]

Thats why i spoilered it

[woven root]

Holy shi wine + cask gives so much money

[carmine umbra]

Uhh wut-

[severe marsh]

Mm.... rocks

[carmine umbra]

Update : she can fly

[honest oyster]

yeah well not everyone is at that stage or has tried that with abigail so how else are we supposed to understand

[carmine umbra]

Without the pic it'll mean nothing xD

How do i get tea again?

[terse mauve]

go to caroline's weed garden

[carmine umbra]

Like, which npc

Oh aight thx. Its caroline

[woven root]

she's on some "forest magic"

[severe marsh]

Go to the green haired witch's den

[carmine umbra]

Ah, the thing we drank

[severe marsh]

MUI-WAH!

[terse mauve]

emily's "crystal" collection is just drugs lets be real

[woven root]

yep

[terse mauve]

and caroline's tea leaves are not actually tea leaves