stardew-valley

[warped hamlet]

wdym

[quiet dawn]

the better money method you talkin bout
does it involve with selling?

[warped hamlet]

i mean

[cobalt hare]

Well yeah this would be more of like a side hussle

[warped hamlet]

..kinda has to ??

[calm sandal]

make sure to use right skill to boost iridium bar sell price to 1500

[quiet dawn]

dam my guess is kinda right then

[cobalt hare]

Blacksmith right?

[calm sandal]

yea

[warped hamlet]

make sure you make more than 20k tho

[bleak totem]

Is putting stuff in preserve jars worth?

[warped hamlet]

otherwise it wont be worth it

[cobalt hare]

More than 20k bars?

Huh

[calm sandal]

20k to switch skill in sewer i think

[warped hamlet]

^^

if you arent alr blacksmith

[calm sandal]

i always had blacksmith so i wont bother changing lol

[cobalt hare]

oh yeah I have the $ lol

[calm sandal]

now that my crystalarium only produce jade, having gemologist seems not really useful

geodes not worth later game and prospector just barely filling my coal stock

[cobalt hare]

Mhm I switched my professions a few times

[calm sandal]

so blacksmith it is.

[cobalt hare]

I switched from artisan to whatever the barn master one is just to see what it's like

Pretty terrible

[calm sandal]

farming perk be like- , dude, why u choose this? choose artisan u nincompoop

well i had to use coop perk back then on my big project but thats it, switched back to artisan after the completion

[inner cipher]

There are late game reasons to choose agriculturist

But early game yeah it’s a mistake lol

[hexed smelt]

What?

I choose Artisan off the bat.

[inner cipher]

Oops fuck you know I meant agriculturist xD

[hexed smelt]

Oh, okay. Yeah, you're right about that.

[inner cipher]

It’s so hot today my brain is mush

[ornate hearth]

I chose literally all of the wrong professions lmao

[inner cipher]

Thankfully you can always switch later

[ornate hearth]

are there any quicker ways to get artifacts than fishing?

[inner cipher]

You can dig them up out of the ground and also fish them up

[ornate hearth]

I'm desperately hunting for like 20 more, I don't dare sell my pumpkin wine until I get the 40% bonus

[warped hamlet]

geodes?

[inner cipher]

Other than that I’m not entirely sure I think cracking open geodes gives you some of them but not that many of them

[warped hamlet]

quite alot

[hexed smelt]

Pumpkin juice. Veggies make juice.

[ornate hearth]

ill send a ss of my museum when I get the chance

pumpkin is not a vegetable it's a disgrace

[inner cipher]

There are a total of three unique artifacts to get from geodes I would not say that’s a lot

[plucky trellis]

Use your hoe to dig up sandpits in the mines, dig up the beach, anywhere you can

[warped hamlet]

oh unqiue

[plucky trellis]

You won't get all the artifacts until much later in the game.

[inner cipher]

Yeah lol what did you mean

[carmine umbra]

[inner cipher]

Nice!!

[carmine umbra]

Tried ||skull cavern||

Guess what? I died :D

[inner cipher]

Mind spoiling that?

[carmine umbra]

Yea mb i forgot

[inner cipher]

I’m sorry to hear you died better luck next time

[plucky trellis]

I'm on year 6 and I'm still avoiding it

[inner cipher]

It’s a great place to make a ton of cash on iridium bars

[plain kettle]

You should be able to do it fine

[crystal fiber]

Indeed I have so much iridium it’s disgusting

[carmine umbra]

Everytime i died i usually just reset, but i got an iridium bar, and i dont lost anything important, so i just went on

I do lost 1k gold tho '-'

[inner cipher]

Awww well you will make it back fast!

[crystal fiber]

Only reason I stop to mine iridium ores is in case I get one prismatic shard

[carmine umbra]

Yeah! xD

[marsh oak]

You’ll get the hang of it soon! YouTube videos are you’re best friend and it just takes some practice

[terse mauve]

how many bombs

[plucky trellis]

I keep gettin murdered. ||I did do the first skull challenge but 100 levels? Nope.||

[inner cipher]

I don’t stop for iridium until level 50+

Then I bomb the clusters

[carmine umbra]

Okie dokie

[crystal fiber]

Will do that next time

[plain kettle]

What items do you use

[carmine umbra]

I cant imagine if i werent lucky enough to get that ||Galaxy Sword||

[terse mauve]

how do u get there reliably

just bomb everything?

[carmine umbra]

Imagining me in ||sc|| with obsidian edge brings chill in my spine

[plucky trellis]

||Galaxy hammer, bombs, slingshot.|| I am waiting until the winter to devote more time to it.

[terse mauve]

still, thats gotta take like a hundred + bombs isnt it

[hexed smelt]

By the time you don't need the iridium for better things, you don't need the cash that badly.

[carmine umbra]

Are ||Galaxy Hammer|| 1.4? Or is it 1.5?

[cobalt hare]

Omg I posted in the wrong chat just now

[plucky trellis]

I am freakin wealthy and I'm a lazy farmer. Just a lotta, lotta wine LOL

[inner cipher]

Weelllll not in my case xD I sold like 400 iridium bars in my first year and it was a huge boost for future profits

[trail nest]

hello new farmers

[marsh oak]

Hi!

[plain kettle]

Remove that image from the internet

Also hi

[cobalt hare]

how many discord kittens do they have?

[trail nest]

no

[plain kettle]

That one’s funny

[quiet compass]

thats so true 😟

[trail nest]

what

[carmine umbra]

My farm

Is that a mushroom

Why is there a mushroom

[crystal fiber]

Yeah

[trail nest]

random fall chance

[warped hamlet]

i mean there are lots of non unqite ones

[cobalt hare]

I checked the Stardew Valley blog because I was curious if 1.5 would come out for moblie and started wondering if CA took thank you letters.

[crystal fiber]

Don’t chop it down

[carmine umbra]

I see

[trail nest]

tap it

[carmine umbra]

Does it spread?

[carmine umbra]

What'd it give?

[trail nest]

it gives more mushroom

[inner cipher]

There are only a total of three different ones you can get from geodes

[marsh oak]

That’s cursed.

[crystal fiber]

Which ones? To see if I still need to open geodes

[crystal fiber]

Pwarf

[carmine umbra]

GOD NO

[cobalt hare]

I don't mind the pics

[trail nest]

CORRECT

[crystal fiber]

[noble yoke]

Is it possible to earn 1mil yr1? (if so, tips would be appreciated)

[crystal fiber]

Geozard

[hexed smelt]

Yes, but you really shouldn't sell iridium until after you have enough iridium sprinklers, have your tools upgraded to iridium, at least 1 shed full of crystalariums. Then there's ||desert totems|| to consider as well.

[marsh oak]

Okay don’t clog it up with images please 😭

[trail nest]

ok

[crystal fiber]

Wirge

[cobalt hare]

Ngl looks great

[plucky trellis]

save the mushroom tree. put a tap on it and collect free 'shrooms

[carmine umbra]

Okie dokie

[crystal fiber]

Georzard?

[marsh oak]

That’s helpful

[plucky trellis]

It will also make baby shroom trees

[carmine umbra]

Nono

Geord.

[trail nest]

close

[warped hamlet]

what there are way more

[trail nest]

ok im openinmg stardew

i am going 2 play stardew!!!!

[torn stratus]

rooky mistake close it rn

close it OH NO NOOOO

[trail nest]

no!!!11!!!1!!!1!

[cobalt hare]

Is the Stardew community chill mostly?

[carmine umbra]

NO WAY

[carmine umbra]

No we always wreak havoc /j

[trail nest]

yes way

[trail nest]

it depends

[carmine umbra]

Dew show me ur farm

[torn stratus]

stardew made me depressed and bi i was already depressed and bi before stardew and im mad it still made me own a house and have a wife (lesbian gaming)

[trail nest]

it doesnt look good 🙁 i just started my main farm

and i CANT LEAVE IT

[carmine umbra]

Ooo

GL! Have funnn

My farm looked ugly on winter

Winter bad, no place for animals :(

[trail nest]

ur gonna have updates 🥱

[carmine umbra]

Talking about updates

1.5 when

Oh wait i should change my name

[torn stratus]

I have a new mod the stop earth rotating mod it kills you instantly and makes the game unplayable

[trail nest]

heres my house though

[carmine umbra]

IT LOOKED SO CUTE

[marsh oak]

Awe I love yr character!

[trail nest]

thank you

[carmine umbra]

It sure take a while to check the tv everytime u woke up tho

[marsh oak]

Scarecrow inside???

[trail nest]

the scarecrow is my only friend

[carmine umbra]

Yeah i also get my scarecrow inside

[marsh oak]

Oh ok, I support that

[carmine umbra]

Its a rarecrow tho

[torn stratus]

stardew except i can make a bunch of parmesian

[trail nest]

i cant leave the farm

[carmine umbra]

And its a witch

[cobalt hare]

I was trying to search the same thing because I want to be able to sit down on mobile

[hexed smelt]

These are the three artifacts that can be found in geodes. That's it.

[carmine umbra]

I got some news tho

[warped hamlet]

oh artifacts

[lost badge]

Hi!

[trail nest]

hi

[warped hamlet]

i was just meaning things you can donate 😭

[carmine umbra]

This is the latest one

[lost badge]

I’m new to the game. Just started playing two days ago

[carmine umbra]

Hi and welcome!

We hope u enjoy ur time here

[trail nest]

welcome!!

[lost badge]

Thank you! :))

[carmine umbra]

If u got any questions, feel free to ask!

[cobalt hare]

thank you CA

[lost badge]

Will do, thank you!

[hexed smelt]

No worries. Almost all the gems in the game can be found in geodes, so you are right about that.

[warped hamlet]

nah there was smth saying he started to work on it himself

[carmine umbra]

Oh rlly? Havent checked these few weeks

I dont have twitter too

[warped hamlet]

yeah it was ages ago

[cobalt hare]

Like back in December

[carmine umbra]

Well, i did say what i showed was the latest one

[cobalt hare]

I can wait

[carmine umbra]

Same

Its been a year, could wait another

Anyway, do u got any questions? I dont know much but i'll try my best to answer

[calm sandal]

what happen?

[cobalt hare]

Could come out before my Webtoon I'll bet

[fathom belfry]

hi everyone!

[carmine umbra]

Hi melo!

[fathom belfry]

hey hey! good to see you

[carmine umbra]

Nice pfp

[fathom belfry]

[carmine umbra]

Melo its winter

Its cold outside i hate it

Cant plant

[cobalt hare]

I have a new gemick for my cow names, Simpsons characters

[fathom belfry]

i take it no greenhouse?

[fathom belfry]

ha! how many do you have already?

[calm sandal]

winter wild seed can

[cobalt hare]

Just two, Lisa and Margie

[jolly ember]

i just got my deluxe barn built, is there any way to speed up the buying animal process

[calm sandal]

wdym by speed up "buying" animal

[cobalt hare]

Trying to save gold so I can upgrade my coops and barns

[warped hamlet]

its alr instant

[jolly ember]

like the naming the assigning to the barn

[warped hamlet]

oh

unfortunatly not

[jolly ember]

oof

[fathom belfry]

cute!

does Pam just crash on that disgusting couch?

[cobalt hare]

Whats the green stuff on the couch-

[jolly ember]

are goats better than cows?

[abstract hinge]

AYO

[abstract hinge]

the product is more pricy the the production rate is lower than cow

[jolly ember]

so no

[hexed smelt]

They're nice, and the cheese is worth more. But overall cows are better because they produce milk every day, whereas goats only produce every other day.
Still, I like having both.

[jolly ember]

got it

ty

[trail nest]

have both

[jolly ember]

ye

i will

[cobalt hare]

I should have gone with House MD characters for the chickens in honor of the chicken bet on the show.

[abstract hinge]

cow is better ya

[hexed smelt]

Every episode of House ever, in a gif.

[fathom belfry]

puke? 🤷‍♀️

[abstract hinge]

that sums it up

[fathom belfry]

lol! not a bad idea for another play

[cobalt hare]

Yup but I still like it

[fathom belfry]

I just did the easy thing & went w/ flowers for the chickens

white flowers and brown flowers for now

[fathom belfry]

or name all of them Lupus

[cobalt hare]

I have a chicken named Hennifer

[hexed smelt]

My favorite doctor show ever. I loved it.

[rain igloo]

What bundle unlocks the fishing in the cc

[cobalt hare]

I actually have cerebral palsy so I love the show

[cobalt hare]

What year are you on?

[rain igloo]

1

[cobalt hare]

Because you need to complete the spring crop bundle.

[rain igloo]

then I get the fishing bundle?

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[calm sandal]

theres no need to rush fish tank bundle

[carmine umbra]

Anyone can answer my question on #modded-stardew ?

[calm sandal]

not me, nu uh

[rain igloo]

cc in 1 year

[calm sandal]

i see, then u better complete other bundle first

[rain igloo]

I already got everything I just need to put it in

[calm sandal]

u can just put fishes on chest for later

its not much concern on fishing, its farming branch thats the main concern

the dairy, crops, fruit trees, and red cabbage

[cobalt hare]

I hate fishing

[calm sandal]

fishing is fuM

[rain igloo]

I'm just gonna cheat in a red cabbage because I didn't select the guarantee

[warped hamlet]

fair enough tbh

if you want you could use sdv predictor first

to make sure there sint one

[elder thunder]

Waht should I do with my ancient fruit? first one, anything that NEED to do?

[warped hamlet]

nope, just sell or keg em

[cobalt hare]

fishing is fum

[carmine umbra]

Agreed

Fishy

[cobalt hare]

oh ur in winter now

[carmine umbra]

Uhhuh

I also fixed the vault bundle

[cobalt hare]

whats ur plan for the winter

[carmine umbra]

And got the ||Galaxy Sword||

[cobalt zinc]

is there a super easy way to get tons of coal?

[warped hamlet]

buy it?

[cobalt zinc]

cuzi have 50 of all the ores i need

[warped hamlet]

otherwise not really

[cobalt zinc]

how much is it

[cobalt hare]

money

[carmine umbra]

Iridiums probably

[warped hamlet]

like 150 after year 2

[carmine umbra]

150 on 1st year

[cobalt zinc]

ooo

dang

[carmine umbra]

I think its before?

Wait i forgot

[warped hamlet]

oh its 250 after year 2

150 before

[carmine umbra]

Yep

@cobalt zinc another option is to spam the ice floor

I liked this option the best

Dust bunnies have 50% chance to drop coal

[cobalt hare]

I did not know that

[warped hamlet]

dust bunnies have a 50% chance to drop dust bunnies

👍

[cobalt hare]

also use that ring that boosts monster loot drop rate

[rain igloo]

2 dino eggs from fishing

[cobalt hare]

forgot what it is

[carmine umbra]

Hey >:[

My brain lagged

[carmine umbra]

Burger- i mean Burglar ring

[cobalt hare]

Have u eaten

U might want some field snacks or pink cake

[cobalt zinc]

whats the base level of tools

[cobalt hare]

Personally i like energy tonic

wdym.. base level

[cobalt zinc]

is my copper upgraded once?

sorry i jsut started playing again for the first time in a while

and i dont remember

[cobalt hare]

Its base - copper - steel - gold and um post cc

[cobalt zinc]

ah ok

thank you

[carmine umbra]

Real man ate purple mushrooms

[cobalt hare]

Leeks my man

[still canyon]

😔

[cobalt hare]

Hello lego

[still canyon]

Enough with the pufferfishs

[cobalt hare]

[still canyon]

Yes legot

[cobalt hare]

No

[still canyon]

Means we'll play

[cobalt hare]

[still canyon]

Angie one

[plucky trellis]

Not really unless you buy it. I keep a coupla coal ovens going and chuck wood in them

[undone blaze]

Hunting dust sprites

Really good

Especially if you got a burglar's ring

But to get a burglar's ring, u gotta kill 500 dust sprites first

[cobalt hare]

Burglars ring ftw

[neon bobcat]

Yep, keep going after dust sprites and also select the Prospector skill when you get to it.

[plucky trellis]

Also, miner's lollipops

[undone blaze]

Definitely check out the other monster eradication goals in the adventurer's guild! They have some pretty useful stuff

[neon bobcat]

Dust sprites was the only monster eradication goal that actually felt productive while I was doing it.

All the others are strictly to check off the goal.

[undone blaze]

The slime one wasn't too bad for me honestly

I was lucky and found an infested floor on level 11

[neon bobcat]

Oh that helps

[undone blaze]

Yeah. It was a slime floor

It's great since you can repeatedly farm it

[cobalt hare]

Yall get infested floors?

[undone blaze]

Sometimes

They're predetermined actually

[cobalt hare]

Man

[plucky trellis]

I haven't even checked that. Do I need to take the monster parts to the Guild and check them in, or is it automatic?

[undone blaze]

You can predict them

[undone blaze]

There are no monster parts needed!

Just talk to gil to claim your prize

[neon bobcat]

It keeps track as you kill them, but you have to go to the Guild to get the reward and check progress.

[cobalt hare]

Just need to slay them it will automatically track

[plucky trellis]

Ah thanks folks 😄

[undone blaze]

Every monster killed gets tracked

Pretty convenient

[plucky trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/valentinandsean-stardew-valley-love-boyfriends-gay-gif-22032855

[cobalt hare]

[undone blaze]

Aw!

[cobalt hare]

Cute outfits

[neon bobcat]

Matching hat

[plucky trellis]

I'm still married to Emily and she made me clothes 😄

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[plucky trellis]

[cobalt hare]

[plucky trellis]

Yeah, I was crushin on Abigail but Emily won my heart, first 😄

[undone blaze]

Aw!

Emily is nice!

[cobalt hare]

Emily do be cute

[plucky trellis]

Emily gives you the best boots in the game. And omnis LOL

I refuse, however, to wear the balloon pants. There ARE limits

[cobalt hare]

Best?

time to change spouse

[undone blaze]

Uh no no

[plucky trellis]

You can't divorce just for boots

[fathom belfry]

just when I think Linus & I are making progress, he asks again if I've come to ridicule him

buddy, you need to chill

[cobalt hare]

Im kidding

[undone blaze]

It's not the best—

[ancient plank]

linus?

[plucky trellis]

Clint sounds like too much work LOL

[undone blaze]

However, it's the same stats as the one in the mines

[fathom belfry]

that is one traumatized individual

[plucky trellis]

Oh I would marry Linus in a new york minute. he's my FAV

[fathom belfry]

yup! got him confused with the other annoying fuck

[cobalt hare]

Linus best man

[ancient plank]

hey be nice to linus D:

[undone blaze]

[crystal siren]

linus best man

[fathom belfry]

I love him! he's just a VERY traumatized individual

[plucky trellis]

[ancient plank]

well yeah, people make fun of him :(

[undone blaze]

when did we ever learn about his trauma

[fathom belfry]

buddy, I just gave you a salmonberry. why are you asking me if I'm trying to fwu

[plucky trellis]

Linus is a gentle soul with no carbon footprint 😄

[hexed smelt]

It was all that time that poor Linus spent trapped in Jumanji.

[fathom belfry]

the man is surviving a zombie apocalypse for sure

[fathom belfry]

omggggg

[ancient plank]

i can never watch jumanji again wtf

[plucky trellis]

Absolutely. Linus could survive Fallout

[minor karma]

THIS JOKE KEEPS BEING MADE AND IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME

[fathom belfry]

am I doing something wrong w/ my chickens? I've had them for a season & feed them + pet them every day.

still a single heart

[fathom belfry]

right?! forever changed

[hexed smelt]

Do you let them outside to eat grass?

[fathom belfry]

ugh, I've been feeling like playing Fallout recently. you mentioning it is a sign.

[fathom belfry]

every day!

[outer sequoia]

weeeeee

[hexed smelt]

A milestone for me in SDV was when my SDV hours passed my Fallout: New Vegas hours. Now SDV has left FNV in the dust, hours wise. And I never would have believed that could happen.

[plucky trellis]

I let them out daily and I made a tea fence

[outer sequoia]

name of pfp?

[wise garnet]

stardew is slowly beating among us in hours and i thought 142.7 hours on among us was excessive 😭

[fathom belfry]

Penny's worst nightmare

[ancient plank]

i have 201.3 hours on among us, and i haven't played since december haha

[cedar panther]

I just caught the angler at like night and then accidentally gifted it to Sam… now I have to reload the whole game

[wise garnet]

do flowers wilt just like any other plants?

[cedar panther]

Yah

[neon bobcat]

Yes

[brisk wave]

Hi Penny

[neon bobcat]

Hiya!

How's it going?

[tidal yacht]

hello

[brisk wave]

Good you?

[low scarab]

I just crafted a Spinner(for fishing)

How do I use it

[brisk wave]

Just woke up oops it's 10 pm

[brisk wave]

What rod do you have?

[low scarab]

Willy's rod

[noble spire]

I think you need a higher rod for a spinner?

[brisk wave]

Err I can't remember the rod, I know Penny will know

[quiet dawn]

Iridium Rod

[brisk wave]

Certain rod at a fishing rod

[noble spire]

I know the fiberglass has just bait

[neon bobcat]

Not too bad! Just listening to my music and enjoying the evening.

[quiet dawn]

Iridium Rod can use bobbers stuff

[low scarab]

Where

[brisk wave]

Right click to equip, sane as bait

[neon bobcat]

You need iridium.

[noble spire]

Need to reach a certain level of fishing too right?

[quiet dawn]

Fishing Level 6, then go to Fish Shop

[neon bobcat]

Fiberglass only lets you equip bait.

Yeah, lvl 6 plus 7,500g.

[brisk wave]

Need to play SDV to refresh my memory

[neon bobcat]

I never know if it's better to just skip Fiberglass.

[low scarab]

So the number at the right of the fishing thing is 6

Am I level 6 or I'm about to reach level 6?

[quiet dawn]

just 6 or more

Check your skill menu to see your skill levels

[noble spire]

same, I skipped it once and got it once, but it didn’t change much for me personally

[neon bobcat]

If you aren't going to use the bait, then I'd say definitely just skip fiberglass. But if you do use bait, then I think it gives you enough advantage to be worth it.

But 🤷‍♀️

[noble spire]

I like the bait cause it makes me feel like it’s going quicker, even if it’s not in reality

[wind hearth]

guys, fighter or scout

[neon bobcat]

Fighter!

[quiet dawn]

Fighter

[wind hearth]

fr?

alrightt

[neon bobcat]

For realz

[quiet dawn]

ye most of us picks fighter

[wind hearth]

aightt thanks

[quiet compass]

I go with ninja personally

[neon bobcat]

[gloomy walrus]

Hi

Penny

[neon bobcat]

Heya!

[viral swan]

Idk man 50% crit chance vs 10% raw damage I picked scout

[neon bobcat]

Hi, welcome!

[gloomy walrus]

My motives for stardew valley are failing

Help

[neon bobcat]

What, why

[gloomy walrus]

Idk

[quiet compass]

I havent playee stardew in months

[gloomy walrus]

Pnce I decide to get a snack it’s downhill

[quiet compass]

i am a snack

[gloomy walrus]

😭😭

[viral swan]

@neon bobcat Thanks

[neon bobcat]

Clearly snacks are dangerous.

[gloomy walrus]

Yes

I must abstain from snacks now

[quiet compass]

I am a danger to society and everyone around me

[gloomy walrus]

4 stardew and only stardew

Thx

[gloomy walrus]

Yes

Leave me alone

Stop bullying me

[rain igloo]

How much blue berries do I need for summer 1

[quiet compass]

3

[neon bobcat]

In other games, that crit chance would be awesome, but the way the mechanics are set up in Stardew it's just not that great.

But! I believe some folks that prefer hammers appreciate the crit chance more.

[neon bobcat]

As many as you want to water every day.

[rain igloo]

I got sprinklers

[neon bobcat]

Excellent!

[rain igloo]

Is 200-300 good

[neon bobcat]

Then build your blueberry empire.

That's a lot.

[viral swan]

What's average time to have cleared the mines? Just about to hit fall

[neon bobcat]

It varies quite a lot.

[crystal parcel]

i've cleaned before the season switch

[neon bobcat]

Welcome!

[gloomy walrus]

I got to lvl 80 in spring

[crystal parcel]

thank you

[viral swan]

I spose there is a Speedrun way to do it lol

[gloomy walrus]

To get my 40 sprinklers in summer

Idk if that’s a flex

[crystal parcel]

not necessary a speed run, only go about 15-20 times in mine and u finish it

[neon bobcat]

My first playthrough I did not prioritize the mines at all. But you learn so much on your first farm. You clear the Mines much faster on subsequent saves.

[viral swan]

Oh that also reminds me is there a optimal layout or is it just do as you like, I'd like to have a better goal

[gloomy walrus]

SNACK STAY AWAY

[neon bobcat]

An optimal layout for what? Crops?

[gloomy walrus]

I SAW U TYPING

[quiet compass]

😭

LET THEM BE

[viral swan]

Yea crops

[gloomy walrus]

I MEAN U

YOU A BERRY

🛡

[neon bobcat]

The layout will really depend on if you have sprinklers and what type of sprinklers they are.

[gloomy walrus]

I just uncover the right section of my farm

And fill in with sprinklers

[neon bobcat]

As you get better sprinklers they have different ranges, so that makes you adjust the layout.

[crystal parcel]

hey, exists a stardew valley brazilian discord server?

[neon bobcat]

But you can always look in #farms-and-outfits for some great layout ideas!

[neon bobcat]

Sorry, I'm not aware of one. (That doesn't mean it doesn't exist, mind you.)

[crystal parcel]

oh ok

[gloomy walrus]

Good luck!

@quiet compass you can type Lmaoooo just don’t get near me 😂😂😂

Sorry for ping

[dry locust]

just got first ||starfruit||

[gloomy walrus]

Starfruit or drop

[dry locust]

wait sorry trying to learn spoilors

[gloomy walrus]

Nah it’s alr

[dry locust]

starfruit

[gloomy walrus]

Not a spoiler

Check the pins

[neon bobcat]

!spoilertags

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[inner cipher]

Because you can find them before you finish any bundles they aren't a spoiler :3 but it's good you want to be cautious!

Kind of a #town-square question

[cobalt hare]

Can I repost it in there?

[neon bobcat]

Yep

[inner cipher]

Of course!

[keen mauve]

whats the best level for amethyst

the purple thimg

thing

[neon bobcat]

There's not any particular level that's better for amethysts.

(Or the other gems for that matter)

[keen mauve]

alright

then ill just go like 10

[inner cipher]

They can appear on any level in the regular mines apparently though I believe higher level is better??

Let me check how the spawn chances work for that stuff

[neon bobcat]

Amethyst you can get throughout the Mines.

[inner cipher]

Looks like diamonds are the one effected by level doesn't specify other gems

So, anywhere 😛

[neon bobcat]

At least you can get it right away and don't have to complete the mines first!

That's a perk.

[halcyon crane]

yo

wassup

[inner cipher]

Sup jake!

[neon bobcat]

Hello!

[halcyon crane]

What year y'all in?

[calm sandal]

0

[torn bolt]

Hey

[calm sandal]

meaning, i dont play

[halcyon crane]

Huh?

[inner cipher]

1, again, for the millionth time

[halcyon crane]

Oh well

[inner cipher]

Restarting is an addiction

[trail nest]

hi

[halcyon crane]

Except for me

I never like to restart on a game

[inner cipher]

It's cuz I constantly am trying to outdo the last save on money

[trail nest]

to stop restarting for at least two days do a challenge save

[neon bobcat]

I think I left my last farm somewhere in y4...

[inner cipher]

Gonna be hard this time since I did so phenomenal last time xD 4.2mil in year 1 I think

I don't think I"m gonna beat it rn

[halcyon crane]

year 4, hmm

[trail nest]

like you never leave farm

[wild moss]

in 2 months you’ll get 90 million year 1 and get wr

[halcyon crane]

4.2 Mil gold?

[neon bobcat]

I tend to start new saves around that time.

[inner cipher]

Yeah for year 1. I want to try for 4.5

[wild moss]

also damn 4.2M

[trail nest]

i should go to play stardew but i dont want to move

[wild moss]

I think I had 4.5m year 1 in my last playthrough

[neon bobcat]

Tough choice.

[inner cipher]

Hehe goals, gotta beat you now and get 4.6 xD

[wild moss]

do it

[trail nest]

yeah

[halcyon crane]

hey guys want to do a stardew valley kahoot?

[neon bobcat]

I have no idea what a kahoot is in this context.

[inner cipher]

What you mean multiplayer? xD

[halcyon crane]

No, like a Kahoot quiz

[wild moss]

y’all are old

[mystic mirage]

me every day..

[inner cipher]

Yep

[halcyon crane]

duh

ok wait

[mystic mirage]

yes omg pls

[halcyon crane]

a few minutes

ill be afk

[trail nest]

would need to move to do that too

[cobalt hare]

What prizes will there be

[halcyon crane]

Its just for fun

[thorn kite]

Do you think i could fit another coop if i scoot this one to the right?

Maybe if i chop the tree too

[neon bobcat]

I think it'd eat into some of that path.

[thorn kite]

Im fine if it only eats by a block

[neon bobcat]

Then that would be good.

It's only six wide.

[thorn kite]

Ok so i have to move the statues and chop the tree

[trail nest]

noo dont chop fruit trees

[thorn kite]

Ik its painful

But if its for more chickens

[neon bobcat]

That's a lot of silos by the way. How many animals do you have?

[minor karma]

Y'all gotta stop me from looping the winter ost, the one with the sitar is fireee

[wild moss]

you could just put it above tbh

[thorn kite]

2 barns 1 chicken coop. They are all full

[cobalt hare]

I have Robin upgrading one of my my two coops

[wild moss]

they’re only 4 tiles tall

[trail nest]

fruit trees arenot meant to be chopped

[thorn kite]

Also i have 1 full chest of hay

[wild moss]

plus one to get to the door

[neon bobcat]

The coops are three tall.

[neon bobcat]

Clearly prepared!

[wild moss]

oh yup mb

[thorn kite]

Ok ill get to clearing the fruit tree (pain)

[trail nest]

five.. silos...

[cobalt hare]

I'm excited I've never had ducks before

[trail nest]

nooooo

[thorn kite]

Whenever i get to marnie i buy 2 stacks

[neon bobcat]

They're pretty cute

[trail nest]

what if marnies staring at the microwave again

[thorn kite]

Exactly why i buy 2 stacks whenever i see her

[minor karma]

Throw her in it

[thorn kite]

Working*

[scenic mica]

I was reading that planting crops in a 3x3 has a chance of producing a huge one, is that true of any crop?

[neon bobcat]

Marnie staring at the microwave is such existential dread.

[neon bobcat]

Nope, just three types.

[trail nest]

or at the dresser

[cobalt hare]

I'm going to name the first one after my late pet duck, Sam Sam.

[neon bobcat]

Cauliflower, melon, and pumpkin.

[trail nest]

why do you need to stare at a microwave and a dresser marnie

[scenic mica]

Oh wow, I see

[neon bobcat]

That's sweet!

[thorn kite]

What should i fill my new coop with (i have access to ALL coop animals)

[desert zinc]

marnie is me deciding what to eat but instead i spend 1 hour at the fridge instead

[trail nest]

do you have no friends (in stardew) if so choose rabbits

[neon bobcat]

I can relate to that.

[thorn kite]

What is she cooking in there to take whole hours and her unwavering attention

[trail nest]

a pizza

[thorn kite]

I dont really have a use for rabbit feet

[desert zinc]

she just tryna make sure the microwave doesnt make too much noise 😔

[inner cipher]

Now I imagine her like hovering over it protectively looking at you with a gleam in her eyes

[thorn kite]

P I Z Z A

[trail nest]

oh wow do i love cooking PIZZA in a MICROWAVE.

[thorn kite]

Its bot gonna be crunchy 😭

[desert zinc]

pizza bagels 🥰😌

[thorn kite]

I've never tried one lol

[trail nest]

think of the chickens

[quiet compass]

yes pizza bagels

i agree

[desert zinc]

oh im talking about rhat one brand

[thorn kite]

Egg pizza

[thorn kite]

Oh ok loll

[desert zinc]

those freezer stored pizza bagels are strangely good

[thorn kite]

I saw some at my school a few years ago

They looked nasty lmao

[desert zinc]

nooo

Only pizza that looks rancid at a school lunch was those circle shaped ones

[wise garnet]

how much is "one bunch" of amaranth for marnie? just one?

[thorn kite]

They're orange from grease

[desert zinc]

Ye

[thorn kite]

I think

[desert zinc]

for real 😔

[cobalt hare]

It's only fair to let them live on like this

[thorn kite]

Didnt shane have a weird pizza fetish

[desert zinc]

has*

[quiet compass]

Shane is hot

my wannabe bf

[thorn kite]

Lol

[desert zinc]

bro his pizza dialogue's during marriage are absolutely foul

[thorn kite]

If you wanna marry some pizza just tell me lol

[trail nest]

oh

[scenic mica]

What starting farm do yall normally prefer?

[thorn kite]

I wanna try foresy

Seems cool

[desert zinc]

standard (aside from the horribly placed lakes)

[scenic mica]

Oh does standard randomly generate the location of the lakes or is it fixed?

[quiet compass]

riverland

[desert zinc]

Its fixed

[thorn kite]

Fixed

[trail nest]

no.

[quiet compass]

no bcs I actually like riverland because it's hard

[thorn kite]

Oh i thought that one was bad

[desert zinc]

but god... those lakes make planning hard for me

[trail nest]

how.

[thorn kite]

I chose beach for a challenge lol

[scenic mica]

Always a small to the right and the bigger south one?

[thorn kite]

Passionate riverland farm hater

[trail nest]

four corners or beach if im looking for a challenge

[quiet compass]

beach is just annoying to me

[thorn kite]

Its all fixed with sheds

[desert zinc]

beach is still the only farm that ive managed to 100% in a file

[scenic mica]

I tried starting with the mountain one because of the free copper and geodes but I imagine that becomes useless later

[quiet compass]

shhhh thats true but sheds be kinda ugly

[thorn kite]

I did it in standard

[trail nest]

how do you put your coops and barns on.. THAT.

[thorn kite]

Stacking dozens of them looks pretty ugly but very efficient

[fallow coyote]

If anyone wants a relationship dm me must be either 13 or turning 15

[thorn kite]

One coop on 1 island,one barn on the other

[wild moss]

you again lmao

[desert zinc]

ive tried like 3 other times on standard but i think the absurd amount of mod additions i need to do is what gets to me

[fallow coyote]

It's a joke

I don't actually mean it

[scenic mica]

The river one looks so pretty

[thorn kite]

Im hoping you're a troll

[wild moss]

i guessed that

that doesn’t make it not weird lol

[fallow coyote]

I'm joking

[trail nest]

so little chickens

[thorn kite]

Got it lol. Got me kind of concerned there

Like a certain ape

[thorn kite]

Its a struggle but at least it looks good

[fallow coyote]

How do I apply for staff

[thorn kite]

Idk

[trail nest]

how.. does it.. look good...

[fallow coyote]

Ugly

[scenic mica]

The river looks aesthetically pleasing but definitely not my choice for starting out...

[thorn kite]

Stock marnie photos lol

[trail nest]

listen marnies face in that one makes me laugh

[thorn kite]

Like largely dissapointed but barely showing it

[trail nest]

exactly

[desert zinc]

they have to have a form for people who want to sign up to moderate but the bare minimum when that happens is you have to be 18+, have to have been in the server for a certain amount of time(like around 1/2 a year or something) and some other stuff i cant remember

[trail nest]

lets talk about wilderness farm for a moment

[desert zinc]

(obviously filling out the form is a 100% "im a mod now")

[trail nest]

what. is. that. lake.

[thorn kite]

"Wow i would live to start out with the farm that kills you at night"

[ember cove]

the lake in the bottom left corner?

[trail nest]

yes.

[ember cove]

💀 idk

the wilderness farm has to be the most goofy farm ever

[thorn kite]

Its for duck marathons

[scenic mica]

How do you deal with the monster spawns for that farm??I'd be panicking

[desert zinc]

scythe 🥰

[thorn kite]

Take out that trusty scythe and start swinging

[trail nest]

now we move on to hilltop

[ember cove]

i like hilltop

[thorn kite]

Its not that bad

[scenic mica]

Hilltop was the one I tried out! I enjoy it

[trail nest]

its not bad but

[thorn kite]

Only the boulder and log

[desert zinc]

fun fact i chose that farm for multiplayer because we decided a number generator was the best choice for a farm chooser but i did die at least 3 times earlygame since i wanted to chop wood

[trail nest]

why is it separated

[thorn kite]

Im currently doing a joja run on it

[thorn kite]

So it looks cool ig

[trail nest]

no not joja

[desert zinc]

i think i made us lose around 800g at the start because i died from a monster then continued to pass out at 2am

[scenic mica]

I know the downside for joja is the community center gets demolished right? How do you get the benefits that the community center would normally give?

[thorn kite]

I already 100% the game so what do tou expect lol

[trail nest]

you pay for them

[thorn kite]

Buy getting them yourself

[calm sandal]

moral aside, joja is better than cc

[scenic mica]

You gotta pay for it?? Bruh 💀

[calm sandal]

moral aside.

[desert zinc]

To put it simply, pay to win

[calm sandal]

yeah

[wild moss]

i mean

[calm sandal]

pay to win to the finnest

[thorn kite]

You can finish joja in spring

[scenic mica]

CC feels more like a completionist dream tho

[thorn kite]

Yeah

[wild moss]

joja provides affordable groceries, employment, construction services, and medical services

there’s nothing wrong with supporting pelican town jojamart

[thorn kite]

Also screw pierre

[calm sandal]

joja unlock buyable ||auto petter|| and joja wont screw over some npc schedule

[wild moss]

joja corp as a whole is not great but the store specifically is pretty great

[visual fossil]

i had loads of bug meat and turned it all into the steak or whatever then walked past the board to see willy was requesting 100 of it lol.. instant regret/reset

[wild moss]

they fix all the towns facilities for not very much money

when the mayor won’t do it

[desert zinc]

you need fresh bug meat for that quest

[thorn kite]

But you need to collect it after

Fresh bug meat

[desert zinc]

"fresh" as in you need to kill bugs for the 1st half of the quest to be done

[visual fossil]

..

[thorn kite]

Tax is better spent on statues then for the better of the town

[trail nest]

joja seeds are more expensive then pierres except for sunflower though

[wild moss]

nah the statue is only 975g

[hollow peak]

Town bad statue good

[wild moss]

oh wait no actually 20975g

still wouldn’t be enough to fix the bus or anything

[thorn kite]

I think price drops when you buy membership

[trail nest]

yes

[thorn kite]

Then yes

[calm sandal]

yeah fck pierre, go joja

[trail nest]

sunflower seeds also still drop to less then pierre

i dont know why

[desert zinc]

im not paying 5k for decently prices seeds in that ugly ahh smurf store

[hollow peak]

[scenic mica]

Statue?

[wild moss]

||lewis has a hidden solid gold statue of himself||

presumably paid for with tax money

[thorn kite]

Its in ||a secret note||

[thorn kite]

Lewis has goals

[scenic mica]

ah secret stuff

[hollow peak]

Guys I just realized

||bouncer is a spoiler||

RENAME THE BOT

[thorn kite]

:O

[hollow peak]

Also the multiple emotes

[wild moss]

spoiler rules are uh interesting

[scenic mica]

Do I have to complete the game by year 3?

[thorn kite]

People could just assume its a bouncer for the server specifically

[trail nest]

no

[thorn kite]

So ye

[wild moss]

nope

[hollow peak]

[wild moss]

no time limits

[desert zinc]

no you basically have infinite time to finish everything

[scenic mica]

OK thank god I was worried about a time constraint

[thorn kite]

I completed the game year 7

Full 100%

[wild moss]

there’s an evaluation but that can be redone anytime and there’s no consequences for not getting a good score

[calm sandal]

u can play this game in slow pace

[trail nest]

yes

[calm sandal]

nobody force u to.

[desert zinc]

it is when you get bored that is the question

[thorn kite]

Yep

[trail nest]

only rule for stardew is have fun.

[wild moss]

when people talk about wanting year 1 community center or whatever that’s a self imposed challenge

[calm sandal]

unless u re speedrunner or competitive

[scenic mica]

Yeah I'm just very completionist but was worried about a time constraint imposed by the game

[hollow peak]

[scenic mica]

Speedrunning for this game sounds interesting but not what I'm here for

[hollow peak]

Everywhere I look

[thorn kite]

Its not like lewis will kick you from the town and the game ends

[wild moss]

krobus not a spoiler

[halcyon crane]

Guys apparently u need to upgrade to host ur own kahoot and i spent 20 minutes on my shit of a quiz, so im gonna host someone elses

[wild moss]

even return scepter isn’t a spoiler

[hollow peak]

Korbus not?

[quiet compass]

kahoot is dumb

[thorn kite]

Post cc is spoiler

[quiet compass]

Omg im morbing

[halcyon crane]

9019889

code

[thorn kite]

You can technically see all those things before cc completion

[trail nest]

i dont want to move to play the kahoot 😞

[wild moss]

oh yea qi not a spoiler either

although ig his appearance might be

[desert zinc]

krobus is only after 60(?) artifacts in the museum, completely different from cc/joja

[hollow peak]

Dang sucks to have literal spoiler emotes and a bot whose name and likeness is a spoiler

[wild moss]

i feel like if the mods show images of things to everyone you shouldn’t have to spoiler them

[thorn kite]

[hollow peak]

Exactly

[calm sandal]

!jukebox

huh doesnt work

[wild moss]

the banner used to be the 1.5 cover image and mods got mad at me for leaving an item that’s literally front and center in it unspoilered in seasoned farmers

[desert zinc]

!nukebox

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417646677197848577/523635716819910677/IMG_20181216_010112.jpg

[wild moss]

last year was a wild time

[halcyon crane]

9019889

[calm sandal]

oh its N

[desert zinc]

ya

[hollow peak]

Last year was wild imagine updated-farmers

[wild moss]

yeah lmao

spoilers in seasoned

they kept that shit for like a year+ it was ridiculous

[hollow peak]

And people getting pissed about them

[desert zinc]

back in my day- 👴

[halcyon crane]

isnt galaxy sword better than lava katana

[topaz moth]

!nukebox

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417646677197848577/523635716819910677/IMG_20181216_010112.jpg

[wild moss]

yes

[halcyon crane]

i was arguing with my friend

[calm sandal]

back in my day, whoever used nukebox getting banned

[wild moss]

also thats spoiler

[halcyon crane]

but still, i only have the katana

[calm sandal]

literally

[desert zinc]

jokes aside around 2 years ago this server WAS alot calmer in gameplay chats

[topaz moth]

!uwu

[halcyon crane]

cause i need prismatic hsard

[hollow peak]

Yeah remember when gameplay chats were on topic

[topaz moth]

hello

[wild moss]

remember when everyone would spoiler ancient fruit

[desert zinc]

no they never were

[wild moss]

that was interesting

[hollow peak]

Ah yes ancient fruit

Wait why'd they spoiler that again?

[desert zinc]

i was mostly the person who had people getting off topic tbh

[hollow peak]

I still don't get it after so long

[topaz moth]

!ud

[halcyon crane]

bye

[paper trail]

So is this like a discord for people to find other people to play stardew with?

[hollow peak]

Yea and more

[desert zinc]

because back then it was only "mark anything that was rare/people who just got the game and have played through like 2 ingame weeks wouldn't know about

[wild moss]

#multiplayer-lfg-old is for that

[halcyon crane]

sfm

[trail nest]

also to talk to people who@play stardew

[hollow peak]

Hm right the spoiler rules weren't clear back then

[paper trail]

Ok thanks

[wild moss]

the rest is for 150,000 dumbasses to be dumbasses and most of it related to stardew

[trail nest]

no problem

[wild moss]

TERRIBLE

[hollow peak]

I remember when I used to hope for 1.5 Mobile to come out

[desert zinc]

i liked the vauge spoiler rules because tbh they were more clearer than the current ones

[hollow peak]

It's been like 9 months now

I have gotten 1.5 pc

Mobile has been forgottt

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/mobile-user-mobile-mobile-andy-laugh-at-this-user-laugh-at-the-mobile-user-gif-22559772

[wild moss]

maybe mobile shouldn’t get 1.5 lmao

[desert zinc]

everyone in the nf chat knew exactly what to spoilermark so we only rarely messed up on what to mark

[wild moss]

mods come ban me I said the bannable thing

[desert zinc]

that's what got you banned? lmao

[hollow peak]

[wild moss]

no that’s what got lucy banned

[hollow peak]

Lucy?

[desert zinc]

oof

[violet cradle]

Heya, so question.

[wild moss]

i tried switch sdv because it’s free for a week and I do not understand this

[hollow peak]

Yes you may address the council

[desert zinc]

i like switch sdv

[wild moss]

i can’t live without my hotbar hotkeys

[desert zinc]

mostly play on laptop now though

[hollow peak]

The answer to your question is either yes, no, fishing, that's a spoiler, or just get rich lmao

[ember cove]

fishing LMAO

[desert zinc]

git gud

[wild moss]

don’t forget pumpkins

and mushroom cave

[hollow peak]

Ah right what are the worst things you can do to yourself

[desert zinc]

join joja

smurf looking ahh company it burns my eyes

[keen mauve]

you need to cut the thing to get hay right

[hollow peak]

Imagine pumpkins and mushroom cave

[keen mauve]

using the sycthe

[wild moss]

where’s the question smh

[keen mauve]

to cut the

[ember cove]

cut grass w/ scythe, yes only if you have silo

[wild moss]

did it get answered

[hollow peak]

Fruit bats and botanist literal gift central

[keen mauve]

oh.

so if i dont have anymore grass?

i grow more?

[trail nest]

yes

[hollow peak]

Plus the, erm, other mushroom cave

[ember cove]

either plant grass starters or wait for a new year

[keen mauve]

crap

[desert zinc]

I think the cave depends on a persons opinion

[hollow peak]

Which totally does not exist

[violet cradle]

I’m a bit split. About the spouse thing. The reason I found out about this games existence was because of a Video that WickedBinge made, which ranked the spouses of Stardew Valley From Good To Evil Morally. The thing is, i’m unsure if i’ll be looked at weird for choosing the spouse that I want over someone that has “better morals”.

[trail nest]

and also hope for marnie to not be in love with a microwave

[hollow peak]

just get rich lmao

[desert zinc]

cash/energy? do mush
cc/ez gifts? bat cave

[ember cove]

nah no one really cares
unless you're dating alex or haley then some people might get mad
everyone else? you're fine

[undone blaze]

I shipped Marnie with the microwave

[wild moss]

all spouses are roughly equally shit and nobody will care who you choose

[trail nest]

hi

[ember cove]

HELLO FAIRLYY 🕺

[desert zinc]

only choice when that matters is when you absolutely worship the person and claim they're the best character/j

[undone blaze]

Hi!

[violet cradle]

Well, that makes me feel a bit better.

[desert zinc]

(seriously speaking no it doesnt matter)

[undone blaze]

I mean choose who you want. It's your save, not ours.

[trail nest]

yes

[ember cove]

mhm

[wild moss]

but if you come in here talking about how good Alex is I will tell you that you are wrong because you are

[undone blaze]

Alex is a good boy don't judge him.

[ember cove]

LOL yeah
be careful when talking about alex or haley 🤸 🤸

[desert zinc]

lenin speak to one of my best friend's at school /j

[trail nest]

no i love haley

[desert zinc]

oh god my spelling

[trail nest]

[wild moss]

wow their parents named them Is

[undone blaze]

Correction: Alex is only a good boy when he's gay.

[wild moss]

how unfortunate

[ember cove]

same, but yknow the people who dont want to believe in personal growth;;

[wild moss]

this is an entirely valid point actually lmao

[desert zinc]

for real

[trail nest]

true

[undone blaze]

My Y3 farmer is female and i totally avoided alex

[desert zinc]

people who bash haley and then say shane is the best

[undone blaze]

Shane is the best wym?

[ember cove]

fr
then they say "no but hes depressed 🥺 "

[desert zinc]

Yeahhh

[wild moss]

Haley is not nice

[trail nest]

do you hate haley?

[wild moss]

Shane is not nice

[undone blaze]

Yes

[wild moss]

Elliott is not nice

[trail nest]

she will be nice if ur nice to her

[trail nest]

oh.

[wild moss]

Alex is a misogynist and an arrogant fuckhead

Sam is 15

[desert zinc]

like u CANNOT say haley is mean to you and thats why you hate her but then turn around and say you love shane

[wild moss]

Maru is 16