stardew-valley

[halcyon crane]

i think no items affect artisan except mayo machine and cheese press

[abstract hinge]

Hardwood perk is not worth it imo, you can get woods fairly easily if you just replant them

[gloomy walrus]

GATHERER WILL BE SO USEFUL IN LATE GAME

[abstract hinge]

nope nope

[gloomy walrus]

TRUSTTTT

[abstract hinge]

👆

[halcyon crane]

no, botanist, for iridium truffles

well, i do have gatherer

[gloomy walrus]

Truffle oil sells more with artisan

ANYWAYS GATHERER ALL THE WAY

[halcyon crane]

but i don't have pigs yet

[gloomy walrus]

How did you buy 70k gold ore

Lmao

[hexed smelt]

Yes. I use it in winter. I plant it with a type of Speedgrow, at my leisure, let it sit all winter. Then on day 1 of Spring it can be quickly harvested with a scythe (or another method I can't mention here) and the ground will be tilled, watered and fertilized. All I have to do is plant the AF seeds.
576 plants is a snap when all you have to do is plant the seeds, and don't have to worry about the other 3 steps.

[gloomy walrus]

Ahh thxxx

I’m sorry if I stressed you out at all when I was like not understanding

[halcyon crane]

ez, mods

[crystal siren]

I make alot off off of wine so I usually dont bother with pigs

[gloomy walrus]

Bruh

[halcyon crane]

just spam 21milg

[tardy spire]

anyone here saw super zoo gam

[halcyon crane]

what, it was a 2000 dollar bet, and he didn't have a clue

[gloomy walrus]

Wait real money 💀💀💀

[crystal siren]

Yeah

[tardy spire]

it looked like they copied sdv toouch

[halcyon crane]

yeah 🤣

[minor karma]

BAHA

[gloomy walrus]

Not cool

[crystal siren]

True

[tardy spire]

just sad

[gloomy walrus]

That’s sad tho

Scamming

[halcyon crane]

dont worry i told him at the end and he demanded the money back. i gave him it

[hexed smelt]

No need to apologize. I get more stressed by my inability to explain something clearly than I do at someone not understanding.

[tardy spire]

even the town square yikes

[halcyon crane]

it was for april fools

[gloomy walrus]

[gloomy walrus]

👍

[halcyon crane]

I GOT HIM SO GOOD

[gloomy walrus]

🤣🤣🤣

[halcyon crane]

hmm, how many people online?

you say it so calmly

🤯

idk

[lament path]

Damn out of 152k members only that many are online

[white folio]

Fisher or trapper

[halcyon crane]

who here has completed the museum?

[lament path]

Fisher

[gloomy walrus]

Fisher early game

Then pirate

[halcyon crane]

but angler does not stack with fisher

[crystal siren]

I always do trapper

[halcyon crane]

i did fisher

[gloomy walrus]

Late game switch to the crab pots

Trapper is useless imo

[halcyon crane]

25% extra profit

[gloomy walrus]

Lvl 10 isn’t

[halcyon crane]

isnt what?

[gloomy walrus]

Useless

[halcyon crane]

oh, its 50%

[crystal siren]

But fish are not worth much to begin with

[gloomy walrus]

No the lvl 10 crab pot upgrades ain’t

[halcyon crane]

sashimi for starters

i befriended linus to 9 hearts just for this

[gloomy walrus]

True true

[gloomy walrus]

He’s my first max 💀

[halcyon crane]

never put legend in fridge when ur cookin sashimi

😱

[gloomy walrus]

I have 120

[minor karma]

AAAAHAHAHAHA

[halcyon crane]

120 what

[gloomy walrus]

Wait

[hexed smelt]

Fish are only worth anything in the beginning of the game. If you reach year 2 and beyond and are still fishing to make money, you made some pretty poor decisions with your farm, to be bluntly honest.

[halcyon crane]

i dont fish that much anympre

arent cheese the best nonbuff food for mining?

[crystal siren]

Yeah people who chose the riverland farm took a huge L

[gloomy walrus]

Yes

[carmine grail]

if i want to talk about ||skull caverns|| i should go in seasoned farmers right?

[gloomy walrus]

Aswell as glazed yams

[gloomy walrus]

Nah no need

[halcyon crane]

good, i saved up 30 cheese

[gloomy walrus]

You can

[minor karma]

Oh yeah? Well I fish so I can make mad sashimi to dole out to everybody in the tavern and raise friendship points en masse
Also :0 you shouldn't make people feel bad about how they spend their in-game daylight hours. Fishing is fun sometimes.

[hexed smelt]

Same here. Once I get that last fish and check off the whole list, the rod goes in a chest and never comes out again.

[gloomy walrus]

Wdyn

[lament path]

@minor karma do know if grace was banned or was it a joke? Sorry for ping

[livid quest]

hi just bought the game, any tips? do you really need relationships?

[minor karma]

Grace was banned because she said some actually whack shit

[gloomy walrus]

Start fishing get money and get sprinklers

Can’t talk here

[crystal siren]

Buy potatoes

[gloomy walrus]

Delete it

[lament path]

Welcome, relationships are optional

[halcyon crane]

ok

seassoned farmers?

[livid quest]

how to get sprinklers? also what is grandpa's evaluation?

[gloomy walrus]

Yes delete ur comment

[lament path]

Oof, but if she was bring racist then that's understandable

[gloomy walrus]

BRUHHH

[minor karma]

Pro Tip: don't date Alex if you're playing a woman in the savefile
Just
Don't

[crystal siren]

The sprinklers come with farming levels

[gloomy walrus]

YOU JUST SPOILED IT

DUDEEEEEEE

oh wait

[livid quest]

im sorry for asking 😦

[minor karma]

Be a man and be swift as the coursing river

[gloomy walrus]

She clicked it tho

[halcyon crane]

done

[steady flare]

#stardew-valley cringe

[minor karma]

You not wrong

[halcyon crane]

spoiled what>

?

[steady flare]

must make it cringier.

[livid quest]

fishing is hard... any tips?

[hexed smelt]

I give out tree fruits to everyone. Universally liked, no exceptions.

[halcyon crane]

upgarde ur level

[crystal siren]

Get the training rod from willy

[halcyon crane]

u get a huge bar when ur lvl10

[steady flare]

Keep at it, and it'll become second nature in no time.

[halcyon crane]

yeah thats what i did

[minor karma]

Indeed

[halcyon crane]

i still find it odd that everyone syas that

[steady flare]

Fishing in Stardew Valley is like driving a stick.

[halcyon crane]

even though its right

[livid quest]

you cannot send images in this channel?

[hexed smelt]

Yes, if you want answers in any detail. Best off talking about it there.

[crystal siren]

You have to level up on the discord server to do it

[carmine grail]

thanks dude

[livid quest]

ah okay, well is 1k at day six of spring good?

[crystal siren]

Yes

[halcyon crane]

yes

[gloomy walrus]

Yes

[magic shuttle]

You can also eat certain sorts of food (trout soup, seafoam pudding) to increase the size of the bar

[gloomy walrus]

Plant cauliflower

[magic shuttle]

but really, just stick with it and it'll get easier!

[hexed smelt]

It's great. Keep it up!

[crystal siren]

Buy some cauliflowers and plant them to make more money

[magic shuttle]

yeah! very good!

[gloomy walrus]

True

[halcyon crane]

get strawberries

[livid quest]

hm, okay! thank you!

[crystal siren]

True

[gloomy walrus]

LMFAOOOO

[livid quest]

lmao

[magic shuttle]

Also, if you put speed-gro on your strawberries after purchasing them from the egg festival, you can get an extra harvest in there

[steady flare]

She actually does tho...

[magic shuttle]

:0

[halcyon crane]

omg

[crystal siren]

Evil penny

[livid quest]

yikes

[gloomy walrus]

Lol

[magic shuttle]

HAHA

[livid quest]

I just met all of the townspeople

[crystal siren]

Sus

[halcyon crane]

penny's fryer

[magic shuttle]

JFKDLJKLF

[gloomy walrus]

LMAOOO

[minor karma]

Mm.

[magic shuttle]

I cannot

[minor karma]

Nice.

[livid quest]

LMAO

[halcyon crane]

how did u get the dialog

[livid quest]

mod?

[hexed smelt]

The demon from Stephen King's It was named "PENNYwise" for a reason. 😝

[gloomy walrus]

💀💀💀

[halcyon crane]

pun alert

[mystic mirage]

are jas and shane cousins or siblings

[gloomy walrus]

HI

[minor karma]

I love my husband, so silly

[mystic mirage]

HI CAT <3

[gloomy walrus]

Siblings

[halcyon crane]

thought it was pierre

[magic shuttle]

(10 heart spoiler I think?) ||Jas is Shane's goddaughter||

[livid quest]

who should I choose for a relationship?

[gloomy walrus]

Who’s grace if you don’t mind me asking

[hexed smelt]

I was gonna tell you all this story about a short criminal that landed a plane but it is just a little condescending.
The short criminal was also a psychic on the run from the law. He was a small medium at large.

[minor karma]

No, Shane is Jas's uncle and Marnie is Jas's great aunt

[halcyon crane]

uh

[minor karma]

Marnie is probably the sister or cousin of one of Shane's parents

[halcyon crane]

people rumour that linus used to be the ceo of joja

[hexed smelt]

Whoever you want. Get to know everybody and then decide. There's no wrong answer. In fact, every answer, every person, is the right one.

[halcyon crane]

idk why

[terse mauve]

oh god finally

[gloomy walrus]

Except Alex

[terse mauve]

my goat finally gave me L milk

[minor karma]

Isn't that a headcanon

[steady flare]

me

[mystic mirage]

someone who got banned last night 😭

[minor karma]

BAHAHA

[gloomy walrus]

rip

[minor karma]

For good reason

[crystal siren]

Rip

[halcyon crane]

particularly a lot of that rumour in my server

[livid quest]

@steady flare does it look like I want to date a bullet bill?

[halcyon crane]

weird

[steady flare]

idk that profile pic looks romanticized by me.

[hexed smelt]

No. Before coming to Stardew Valley, Linus spent many years trapped in Jumanji.

[mystic mirage]

still rip to the chaotic energy 🙏

[terse mauve]

bruh

[gloomy walrus]

Stop 💀😭😭😭

[halcyon crane]

ooh, someone dropped from desperado

[steady flare]

give this bullet some sugar 🧂

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

[carmine umbra]

On which floor can i found a lot of coppers again?

[mystic mirage]

ALSO HI

[carmine umbra]

LOLLL

[minor karma]

Hiiii

[gloomy walrus]

I order you to stop

[terse mauve]

wat did grace do pepelaugh

[halcyon crane]

think it was 29 to something

[carmine umbra]

Hiiiii

[carmine umbra]

Aight thx

[halcyon crane]

hello

[livid quest]

@steady flare no 😁

[halcyon crane]

[steady flare]

i hate being rejected.
you're getting a ship.

[minor karma]

No

[mystic mirage]

NO

[livid quest]

ewwww... no please dont 😦

[halcyon crane]

oh crap

[steady flare]

lmao

[mystic mirage]

penny and maru > whatever that is...

[minor karma]

Valid

[halcyon crane]

DO U HAVE TO

[mystic mirage]

THIS is what we need

[crystal siren]

❤️ ❤️

[minor karma]

Valid

[steady flare]

wholesome

[halcyon crane]

😠

[livid quest]

I think im kinda into elliot ... ill choose him!

[crystal siren]

Are you trolling?

[halcyon crane]

wonder why stardew valley used to have those weird weapons like penny's fryer or haley's iron

[gloomy walrus]

Ikr imma go to sleep now love YALL!!!!

[minor karma]

WHY IS EMILY AND CLINT GLITCHING IN THERE

[livid quest]

no i mean for my playthrough

[daring echo]

why was chrome taking up 4.5 gigabytes of ram jesus christ thats over half what my laptop has

[halcyon crane]

bad to see you.

[daring echo]

anyway whos yall favorite person to marry

[crystal siren]

Leah

[halcyon crane]

uh, leah?

[minor karma]

Seb and Haley

[livid quest]

@gloomy walrus night! 🙂

[steady flare]

Shane because Emily can date Clint

[mystic mirage]

EW EMILY AND CLINT

[minor karma]

I assure you this is the most bisexual answer

[halcyon crane]

yep, ew

[crystal siren]

[halcyon crane]

STOP IT

[mystic mirage]

WHAT IS HTIS

[minor karma]

I SAID PEOPLE TO MARRY, NOT THE SHIP

[mystic mirage]

THAT IS CURSED

[noble yoke]

I went into my coop and saw this lol

[minor karma]

I DO NOT SHIP THEM
I JUST LIKE THEM INDIVIDUALLY TO MARRY

[terse mauve]

haley doesnt deserve seb

[mystic mirage]

easter

[daring echo]

i had a funny idea while playing stardew with one of my friends to not tell him i was even marrying anyone but secretly getting someone to max hearts and marrying them

[crystal siren]

Pengunther

[halcyon crane]

what order

[steady flare]

Is that a Braille message?

[mystic mirage]

WHO ARE UR FAV SHIPS

[noble yoke]

looks like it

[mystic mirage]

omg maybe thats morse code

[crystal siren]

Lewarnie

[minor karma]

Me x Kent

[halcyon crane]

ur chickens are crying for help

[mystic mirage]

OMG CAN I HAVE JODI THEN

[noble yoke]

the chickens are trying to tell me something

[minor karma]

But Me x Robin is my #1

[crystal siren]

Me x jodi

[halcyon crane]

'magine if galaxy slingshot was back

[minor karma]

Also YES YES YES YOU MAY HAVE JODI LET'S SPLIT THEM UP AND MARRY THE CORRESPONDING SPOUSES @mystic mirage

[mystic mirage]

YES 😍

[lament path]

Can I have Caroline?

[mystic mirage]

yes ofc

[daring echo]

can someone explain how abigail will eat a diamond?

[crystal siren]

Me x robin

[halcyon crane]

who's gotten the battered sword before by mail?

[minor karma]

Waste of a fucking diamond

[mystic mirage]

i dont think anyone will take pierre tho LMAO

[halcyon crane]

WHAT DO U MEAN?????

[daring echo]

also why isnt robin an option to marry i wish she was

[hexed smelt]

That's Emily's "Haley's Been in the Bathroom for Over an Hour" dance.
And then she remembers that SDV doesn't have bathrooms and she stops.

[minor karma]

Not Demetrius either

[lament path]

She the digestive system stronger than a god

[crystal siren]

Who wants big D

[abstract hinge]

Iridium Hoe

[steady flare]

Yes I want Demetrius.

[halcyon crane]

WTF

[mystic mirage]

me

[halcyon crane]

iridium pick

[abstract hinge]

Lmaoooo

[minor karma]

Oh yeah Mao did you see my main savefile's winter drip

[halcyon crane]

nap

[mystic mirage]

NO I WANNA SEE

[minor karma]

Turtlenecked out

[abstract hinge]

Btw its saturday and marnie is not attending wtf

[steady flare]

I could really use a nap tbh

[crystal siren]

That is reversed

[lament path]

Damn

[mystic mirage]

look at that drip 🔥🔥

[abstract hinge]

I hope her cows dead

[minor karma]

WHAT

[abstract hinge]

jk

[lament path]

I actually wanna draw that at some point

[halcyon crane]

what the fricking hell

yet the frame stays the same lmao

[daring echo]

i havent played much stardew in 6 months and have only recently began somewhat playing it again but wasnt there this entire implied thing that the wizard was abbys dad

[lament path]

Time to open capcut

[halcyon crane]

wizard

[crystal siren]

Clint says ZAHM

[steady flare]

I think you'll like what you find.

[halcyon crane]

is clint in there?

[lament path]

Now I'm scared

[mystic mirage]

yea the wizard has mentioned he has a daughter and its implied its either abigail or emily

[crystal siren]

It could be both

[steady flare]

Abigail already has a dad and it's Pierre.

[terse mauve]

adopted no?

[daring echo]

yes thats why its wierd

[mystic mirage]

the thing that's implied is pierre is not the father LMAO

[carmine umbra]

BROOOO

[steady flare]

Emily and Haley have no dad.

[modern eagle]

two dads

[carmine umbra]

I WAS LOOKING FOR COPPER ON THE MINES AND

[modern eagle]

wizerre

[carmine umbra]

"I came here for copper.. but i found a rainbow looking rock"

[mystic mirage]

yea they have parents who are on vacation or something and theyre left to take care of the hosue

[lament path]

My phone imported it as an image-

[steady flare]

Once you figure out the whole dialogue, I need you to recite it in the chat.

[daring echo]

i think theres something mentioned about coraline taking walks to the wizards house and abby not remebering last time she dyed her hair, the wizard mentioning he has a daughter and pierre saying abigail might not be his, but idk i dont remeber it that well

[lament path]

Should I deal or no deal this

[steady flare]

There's nothing rule-breaking or anything like that.

All of my cursed content abides by the rules.

[lament path]

Hey atleast I won't get banned

[daring echo]

[carmine umbra]

Hello! I've been making mayonnaise but.. what're they for

[lament path]

Selling

[terse mauve]

what do these lost books do

[steady flare]

That is up to you to decide.

[noble yoke]

How do you get purple shrooms?

[lament path]

Sandwiches

[steady flare]

You are in control.

[mystic mirage]

mines, secret forest in the fall

[steady flare]

You hold the great power of the white condiment.

[carmine umbra]

What's the best one?

[carmine umbra]

.... *spreads it to my hair*

[steady flare]

Reiteration.

[carmine umbra]

Uh wut

[hushed niche]

i mean basically all the villagers like it as a gift but other than that its just for cooking

[elder thunder]

I thought I had a lot of money. Then I bought farm animals for my coop and barn.

[hushed niche]

cooking like 2 things

[steady flare]

"You decide the fate of the white condiment."

[elder thunder]

I'm always low on wood, makes me think maybe I should've taken the Forester profession instead >~<

[crystal siren]

Yeah forester is a lot better of a choice

[hushed niche]

i never have enough clay to do literally anything it took me like 7 eyars just to get enough for the silo

[elder thunder]

orz

[crystal siren]

I never run out of wood with forester

[elder thunder]

Yeah

[fickle garden]

u can change ur profession in the sewers

[elder thunder]

I love foraging so Forager seemed pretty cool

[halcyon crane]

LUCKY

[elder thunder]

Haven't made it there, thanks for the heads up tho.

Nice to know it's not perm at least, if I decide I don't like my choice

[fickle garden]

gatherer is much better tho imo because theres botanist at lvl 10

which makes every forageable item iridium when picked up

[jovial rock]

how many items do you need to donate to get the rusty key, i forgor

[crystal siren]

You get a hardwood perk with forester

[crystal siren]

60

[jovial rock]

Thanks

[mystic mirage]

a slime dropped this and its stuck there is there no way for me to get it? 😭

[fickle garden]

once u plant a few mahogany trees hardwood isnt a problem

[severe shale]

HOLY SHIT

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[daring echo]

grass should have a 1/1000000 chance of dropping a prismatic shard when cut

[crystal siren]

That would be op

[daring echo]

with g||olden scythe|| it would be 1/500000 and with max luck and golden scythe 1/200000

[hushed niche]

grass should have a 1/1000000 chance of dropping grass

[jovial rock]

too op

[hushed niche]

ur right im sorry

[undone blaze]

||golden scythe|| should be spoilered—

[severe shale]

This is so good

I did not expect stardew valley missions in NSO

in my life

[quiet crystal]

They're really not, but ok

[severe shale]

Yes I know

[daring echo]

grass should have a 1/100000000000 chance of dropping abigail

[hushed niche]

nintendo is the greatest company from 6/14 10 AM PT to 6/20 11:59 PT

[daring echo]

i havent used discord in a while i dont remeber how to spiloer

[hushed niche]

after that they suck

[crystal siren]

Sentar abigale

[undone blaze]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

@daring echo To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[daring echo]

||like this||

[hushed niche]

yep

[undone blaze]

Yup. You got it!

[noble yoke]

What do I do with all my eggs other than mayo?

[severe shale]

like that

like this this like that

[undone blaze]

Make more mayo.

[jovial rock]

||ok, governor||

[daring echo]

yeah havent done that in months

[cobalt hare]

Incubate them, Alex liked gift

[hushed niche]

you need them for the bundles but other then that just made 10000 jars of mayo

[undone blaze]

Liked gift for most villagers

Also uh eggs are used in some recipes in cooking

So definitely save some

[hushed niche]

yeah but other than that

mayo

[hexed smelt]

I keep the small eggs for cooking and the large ones for mayo.

[hushed niche]

i think mayo is the best item in the game actually

[daring echo]

grass should have a 1/10000000000000 chance of dropping not weed which makes sebastion max happiness instantly

[undone blaze]

[hushed niche]

yeah but theres a 1/2 chance that it makes him hate you forever

[undone blaze]

Stop the ||weed talk|| please.

[crystal siren]

The best item in the game is ||starfruit wine||

[daring echo]

ok sorry

[elder thunder]

You'd think after reaching final level in the mines I'd be a higher level in mining but I just reached level 5 lol

[hexed smelt]

He's emo. There's an 80% chance of that happening anyway.

[hushed niche]

LMAOMJKK

[lament path]

@steady flare all I can see is "Hey Abigail, can you help me clean around my house tomorrow?" The frame won't fucking change

[elder thunder]

I picked Miner, I hope that's a decent choice

[modern eagle]

it's really good

[lament path]

Yes it is

[steady flare]

Alright fine I'll upload the full cut.

[undone blaze]

That's nice!

[undone blaze]

I'm gonna send a bullet bill into orbit

[hushed niche]

so cinematic

btw is there a way to make fences not deteriorate or is that just a thing i have to deal with

[crystal siren]

Pls record it

[steady flare]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

[lament path]

That's really cute tho

[daring echo]

nice

[steady flare]

Hang on I have a better version on me.

[undone blaze]

Better fences won't decay faster.

The best one you can get is hardwood fences.

[hexed smelt]

Yes. Post-CC, the most expensive item in the game.

[torn bolt]

Yeah, can't be discuss in this channel tho. Ask at #stardew-spoilers

[daring echo]

shit

[undone blaze]

But also theres another item that stops decay altogether. Can't say what it is here tho

[daring echo]

i want the good ending not the reddit virgin clint ending

[carmine umbra]

AHAHAHAHA

[crystal siren]

https://preview.redd.it/8svu33raaht71.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e85d3cbf642877b755f632263afbe49b63c99835

[calm sandal]

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/1303/images/8331/8331-1616596757-1168287583.gif

[hushed niche]

aGH

[modern eagle]

LOL

[undone blaze]

💀

[jovial rock]

💀

[hexed smelt]

THAT IS SO FANTASTIC!!!

[terse mauve]

reminder

[crystal siren]

Got clint

[hushed niche]

omg what is THAT

[undone blaze]

I—

[cobalt hare]

does the normal farm spawn with any type of water body on it

[hushed niche]

yes

[terse mauve]

yea

a smol pond

[crystal siren]

Yee

[hushed niche]

omg getting gifts for all the villagers on their bdays is so stressful

[lament path]

Istg I now ship Emily x Abigail bcs of sapphire also fuck u clint

[cobalt hare]

perfect

[jovial rock]

smol pond where you get soggy newspaper

[crystal siren]

Yeah a shmol pond

[inner cipher]

This is my clint rn

Still a creepy guy but at least he isn't ugly now xD

[lament path]

Still do t like em

[hexed smelt]

Two ponds, one large, one small.

[hushed niche]

what did clint do to u guys

[inner cipher]

Me neither. But I was modding everyone so I was like "fiiiiiine I'll make him hot I guess?

[lament path]

Clint tryna cosplay gaston

[terse mauve]

he tried to hit on our emily

[lament path]

Be weird to emily

[crystal siren]

This is my clint

[inner cipher]

Clint is a super creep. Watches Emily behind a bush and stalks her even though she isn't interested. Not to mention that all of his conversations are bland and depressing, he's a wet napkin.

King of the wet napkins.

[hexed smelt]

Give men a bad name by being a creepy stalker?

[hushed niche]

PLEASE WHAT I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A DEPRESSED LONER

[terse mauve]

thats shane

[steady flare]

Upgraded my tools and processed my geodes.

[lament path]

Everyone else>>>>>>>clint

[hushed niche]

what about the joja guy

[jovial rock]

Morris?

[hushed niche]

yeah

[lament path]

I literally like morris more than him

[terse mauve]

at least joja bro dresses well

[cobalt hare]

i tried to marry emily after clint gave me the gem to give her

[crystal siren]

He fugly

[supple pulsar]

For PS4 can both hosts and guest get trophies in online multiplayer?

[inner cipher]

Morris is just doing his job he's never directly rude to anyone except Pierre and I hate pierre so who cares lol

[steady flare]

Can Alex upgrade your tools? I didn't think so.

[hexed smelt]

Morris isn't even a townsperson. He's an interloper.

[hushed niche]

hmmm true

so i guess every townsfolk > clint

[jovial rock]

i have a clip of df marrying emily after clint gave him the quest of giving emily an amethyst

[inner cipher]

Demetrius is a close second for most hate-able character.

[terse mauve]

LOL

[crystal siren]

Leah > everyone else

[lament path]

Bet someone else can

[hushed niche]

oh do tell

[inner cipher]

No post-cc discussion here btw 🙂 even stuff that happens right when you finish it

[lament path]

I love that scene

[crystal siren]

Lmao

[lament path]

Wait this is new farmers

[cobalt hare]

ok sorry

[supple pulsar]

h

[inner cipher]

Well you have to see some of his cutscenes and stuff to get it. First off when you have barely any hearts with Maru he pulls you aside to tell you that he doesn't want bad people in her life, implying you're a bad person. Then he has this inane discussion with Robin where she asks him for fruit and he brings her tomatoes and refuses to accept he might be in the wrong. Then the bed fiasco... oh boy. He tries to tell Robin that her carpentry is bad because it uses too much wood and calls the bed a "sleeping receptical." And he's also an abusive stepfather. Sebastian tells you that one winter he destroyed Sebs snowman but let Maru keep hers, and Demetrius never ONCE mentions sebastian.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[hushed niche]

you make some good points

[inner cipher]

Plus he has no job, Robin is his sugar mama

He just.... studies plants and water and doesn't even seem to publish anything

[hushed niche]

but as a counterpoint: he gave me mushrooms and i like them

[jovial rock]

he gave me bat

[inner cipher]

With the caveat that he only did it so he could study them

[crystal siren]

Mushrooms >> bats

[inner cipher]

Don't start that shit lol

[jovial rock]

i regret picking bat

[inner cipher]

Bats are better for a quick and easy greenhouse, mushroom is good for food.

[hushed niche]

i forgor there was even a choice 💀

[lament path]

Be thankful that not many ppls questions arguing abt it

[inner cipher]

They are both good but bats are better for CC routes and mushrooms are better for Joja routes

[hushed niche]

i just picked mushrooms because i like them

[cunning basalt]

my first time I picked mushrooms

[jovial rock]

i just picked bat cause theyre small

[regal sage]

i picked mushrooms because google told me to 🏃🏼

[cobalt hare]

Bat cave so you can say you have a bat cave

[cunning basalt]

tho I picked bats this time and also found a mushroom thing ||that i shouldnt discuss here because its very late game||

[inner cipher]

Yeah the internet is full of dumb advice lol

People argue mushroom makes more money but if you harvest every SINGLE day and never fail you make an average of 45k in a year. For a serious player thats chump change and a chore to boot

[regal sage]

i pick all my professionals from google bc i just started the game and have no idea what to pick tbh 😭

[hushed niche]

btw what do you guys usually do before 9 am? i feel like nothing is going on in the town before then and it doesnt take me longer to water crops and stuff

[inner cipher]

No worries ❤️ I'm sure you didn't choose too bad and you can always switch later if you decide to

[crystal siren]

Tend to my farm

[inner cipher]

If I have stuff to do in town I water, then go foraging, then run through all the trash cans, then run to town

Maybe chop a bunch of trees down

[jovial rock]

farm

[inner cipher]

Go fishing if nothing else

[hushed niche]

i guess i really like the social sim aspect so it feels like forever waiting

[jovial rock]

why marnie look microwave when i want a chicken so i can name it [74]

[cunning basalt]

you have bad scheduling L /jk

[jovial rock]

oh ok

[hushed niche]

me too man 😔

[cunning basalt]

but yea u might wanna look for her schedule tho 😔
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Marnie

[crystal siren]

Marnie x George

[jovial rock]

Thank

[blazing python]

No no NO

[jovial rock]

i lost 1 rare seed cause i died

[crystal siren]

Go to Marion and get it

[jovial rock]

i was gonna plant it

[jovial rock]

oke

[lament path]

Have yall seen the shelves of joja?

[opaque roost]

Question: When and how does one unlock Quality Sprinkle

[real bluff]

My dog is blocking the way to my bed and it’s 1:50 am

[blazing python]

Farming 6 iirc

[lament path]

Farming lvl8

[mystic mirage]

|| how long does it take for crystalariums to copy gems ||

[lament path]

PUSH EM

[hushed niche]

i think you can push animals but

thats rude

just pass out on the floor

[lament path]

Wait it was 6 damn

[opaque roost]

no, push em

[fathom belfry]

should I do forester or gatherer?

[opaque roost]

Isnt forester, more hardwood?

[jovial rock]

no idea, im new

[carmine umbra]

||depends on the gems||

[carmine umbra]

Yea

[crystal siren]

Yeah lol

[carmine umbra]

@mystic mirage ||https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Crystalarium||

[mystic mirage]

tysm!

[calm sandal]

gatherer cuz 100% iridium rank forager is op

[opaque roost]

@carmine umbra ||Gatherer just for Winter Roots reasons|| but its really personal pref

[torn bolt]

I like to go Forester first and then change to gatherer

[calm sandal]

but some ppl sometimes switch to forester when they re about to clean the land bald

[opaque roost]

wait we can switch?

[calm sandal]

u can

later tho

[opaque roost]

How

[torn bolt]

Yeah, at the sewers.

[opaque roost]

ahhh

I see

interesting

[torn bolt]

It is a really useful mechanic

[carmine umbra]

Yeah i definitely will

Hardwood is a pain in the ass

[calm sandal]

if u have mahogany, its not that hard

[torn bolt]

Not really if you plant some mahogany trees

[fathom belfry]

didn't know you could switch! thanks y'all

[carmine umbra]

Mahogany?

[torn bolt]

Perhaps the only hardwood you are getting is from the secret woods which is tedious

[torn bolt]

Is the name of the hard wood trees

[calm sandal]

when u chop ded stump, theres a chance getting their seed

[torn bolt]

Later on once you unlock the sewers

[carmine umbra]

REEEEEEEE ITS 1.5

[jovial rock]

gingar ilsend

[torn bolt]

Can't discuss that in this channel.

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/mobile-user-mobile-mobile-andy-laugh-at-this-user-laugh-at-the-mobile-user-gif-22559772

[carmine umbra]

Mobile 1.5 pls

[carmine umbra]

[hushed niche]

there there

[fathom belfry]

is the amount Harvey charges you related to how much money you have?

'cause he charged me like $25 one day & $250 the next

[opaque roost]

niether did I 😆

[fathom belfry]

after I sold my first batch of blueberries

[carmine umbra]

Wait, harvey is useful?

[cobalt hare]

Hellooo

[cobalt hare]

LMAO

[torn bolt]

I thought he charged you $1k. I believe if you have less than $1k he will take all your money.

[opaque roost]

👋

[fathom belfry]

nah, when he extorts you for passing out

[carmine umbra]

Oh lmao

[torn bolt]

He is like the place where you respawn 😂

[cobalt hare]

Hii bob!!! I love your name

[fathom belfry]

he had been charging me in the $20s this whole time

[carmine umbra]

I never died.
Im godly

Jk i just reset the day everytime i died

[fathom belfry]

now I can finally get a coop, boom, fucked up my bag

[woven root]

its not a consistent amount as well, it will depend on how much you have

[mystic mirage]

[opaque roost]

*I love how people dont remember what the "tb" in my name stands for

[calm sandal]

ayy

[carmine umbra]

Gratss!

[torn bolt]

Are you sure about that? I really think he charges you $1k

[cobalt hare]

Woooah

[opaque roost]

[calm sandal]

now try iridium lava eel

[torn bolt]

Nice job maaaaao

[fathom belfry]

yup

[deep musk]

I have a severe lack/need of hay. How do I course correct?

[carmine umbra]

Mao, have u seen my message about ur ||crystalarium|| question? @mystic mirage

[mystic mirage]

bro i almost lost it like 5 times.... my granny walked in to say goodnight and i had to focus while paying attention to her....

[calm sandal]

buy hay.

[torn bolt]

Oh I am going to have to check that later because he be charging me more

[mystic mirage]

yea i did! i thought i said thank u sorry if i didnt 😭

[carmine umbra]

Sweet granny ^^

[cobalt hare]

Aww

[mystic mirage]

i wouldve lost it for granny tho ❤️

[deep musk]

I did that but for the future? Just plant grass starter and hope for the best?

[carmine umbra]

Maybe u did, idk. I usually don't pay attention when people dont ping me when replying

[fathom belfry]

he just charged me $261 today

[cobalt hare]

Good job though!

[torn bolt]

You can buy grass starter from Pierre and plant them in your farm. I recommend putting a fence in top of some so your animals can't reach them

[carmine umbra]

Is it just me, or buying the recipe is better?

[calm sandal]

for me, grass never enuf

[torn bolt]

I think he is stealing me

[cobalt hare]

Fr

[deep musk]

Okay I have done this it's just sllllllooooowwww

[calm sandal]

it does contribute a bit, but never enough

[jovial rock]

its not only you

[carmine umbra]

Ok cool

Cuz 10 fiber compared to 100 gold is an easy question

[torn bolt]

Yeah it is. You can always get multiple silos and collect hay by making use of your scythe

[carmine umbra]

Wait.. multiple silos increases ur hay gain?

[calm sandal]

yes

[carmine umbra]

Thats new, thanks!

[calm sandal]

thats kinda obvious?

[carmine umbra]

I thought it'll just serve as more hay storage

'-'

[torn bolt]

Not that I know of. You will be able to stack more tho.

[carmine umbra]

Oh

Now im confused

[calm sandal]

wait, no, i misread that

it increases storage

[carmine umbra]

xD okay

[calm sandal]

but not hay gain

[torn bolt]

It is just an storage thing as you said.

[fathom belfry]

ugh, I bought a dorado from the merchant thinking it was in a bundle.

[carmine umbra]

Won't be needing that for a while then

[fathom belfry]

it's not lol

[torn bolt]

Oh no

[calm sandal]

the only way u increase hay gain is to obtain golded ||grim reaper syc||

[carmine umbra]

Now lets see is that a 1.5 content..

[calm sandal]

uhhh

[deep musk]

Want

[calm sandal]

i think it is

[carmine umbra]

Eyyy its 1.4

[calm sandal]

yes

[torn bolt]

Yeaaah

[calm sandal]

u can.

[opaque roost]

Coffee is love but Frozen Tears for Sebby are life

[carmine umbra]

Poggg

[carmine umbra]

Sebby loved frozen tears???

[opaque roost]

loves*

[jovial rock]

yes he does

[carmine umbra]

Well that was easy

[opaque roost]

there shall be no past tense here

[calm sandal]

giving seb sashimi is more cost efficient

[carmine umbra]

Okie

[pale holly]

So I need the maki roll recipe for cc and the guide says I get it on 21st summer in year one, will it appear on 21st summer or second year too if I haven’t got it yet?

[calm sandal]

and seb is really love sashaymay

[opaque roost]

true, but I cant cook yet @calm sandal

[calm sandal]

big sad

[carmine umbra]

My friendship with the villagers are pretty bad

[opaque roost]

agreed, only day 5 and trying to mine down to frozen

[carmine umbra]

The most i got is with Jas and that's on 2 heart

[hexed smelt]

He's an emo. He loves all kinds of tears.

[carmine umbra]

[carmine umbra]

LMAOOOO

[opaque roost]

hes also a programmar

[carmine umbra]

Pro grammar

[opaque roost]

[jovial rock]

sebastain has pro grammar

[opaque roost]

omg guys its 1 am in game and irl, should I sleep?

[carmine umbra]

Sabestin is good at grammar

[carmine umbra]

Sure

[mystic mirage]

sleep is for the weak

[jovial rock]

pass out

[hushed niche]

pass out on the floor

[carmine umbra]

There are 3 kinds of people in the world:

[torn bolt]

Meh, you can always sleep later when you are dead

[carmine umbra]

4*

[hushed niche]

does the game ever imply who steals your stuff when you pass out or is it just a mystery

[opaque roost]

thats rude

[carmine umbra]

Mystery

[opaque roost]

also I just slept in game

[carmine umbra]

Now slept irl

[opaque roost]

no

[jovial rock]

scooby doo mystery

[carmine umbra]

Kinda ironic, considering you're playing stardew

[torn bolt]

Didn't mean to be rude. It is a joke from where I am from that I believe got lost in the translation, sorry.

[deep musk]

What are the 4 kinds

[carmine umbra]

Im referring to the 4 different replies to the "should i sleep"

[opaque roost]

I know your joking and even though it sounds serious i didn't really try to make that seem serious

[tardy stream]

Does anyone know what a stone junimo is?

[opaque roost]

yes, no, when ded, pass out?

[carmine umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[mystic mirage]

😭 😭 idk how my farmer gets up everyday on the dot at 6 i sleep until at least 4pm irl

[hushed niche]

WOAHH

[jovial rock]

do those even exist

[torn bolt]

Ohh lmao so we are both joking I guess (?! 😂

[hushed niche]

its a decoration you can get i believe

[carmine umbra]

Lmaaooo what 😭, when do you sleep?

[jovial rock]

I had no idea

[carmine umbra]

Yes

[mystic mirage]

some nights i just dont lmao 😭 but when i do its normally 4-6am

[opaque roost]

weirdo, your circadian must be shot to hell and back

[tardy stream]

I found a stone junimo behind the community center

[carmine umbra]

Damnn. I usually slept every 10pm and wake up at 6, how are u guys staying awake

[hushed niche]

i thgink you need to spoiler this

[mystic mirage]

fr i think there's something wrong

[tardy stream]

Oh god

[opaque roost]

ya know you lose brain cells from such action

or mental health or smthn breaks down

[hushed niche]

sleep is for people who dont wanna grind stardew

[jovial rock]

yes

[mystic mirage]

that's not a problem it already happened a while ago

[carmine umbra]

Oh the irony

[mystic mirage]

why 😭

[tardy stream]

I'm not actually going to show you guys where to mine this stone junimo

[carmine umbra]

You're not sleeping to play a game that's saved by sleeping

[hushed niche]

yees

[opaque roost]

but I can always sleep since I just pay my interns nothing and have them work for me on it LOL

[mystic mirage]

i still get enough sleep its just not at normal times

[hushed niche]

ill sleep when i 100% complete the game

[carmine umbra]

Good to hear it

[hushed niche]

or when i die whichever comes first

[jovial rock]

ill sleep when i marry shane

[mystic mirage]

||BRUH I SPENT 25K FOR THIS 😭 ||

[opaque roost]

because your brian needs time to sort its memories, and relax from controlling your physical body if ya wanna talk more #town-square

[carmine umbra]

Dont worry, your sleep time is normal (at different time zones, that is)

[hushed niche]

||pam is BUSY||

[carmine umbra]

||Pam had to drink first||

[jovial rock]

pam is sitting on that damn couch

[violet cradle]

So I split my farm into 4 sections, though I’m not sure what to split them into.

[mystic mirage]

true its 10pm somewhere ☺️

[carmine umbra]

xD

[opaque roost]

the world is only split into I think 16 or 18 sections, so theres always 6 hours missing somewhere

for Timezone

[carmine umbra]

Wait rlly?

Who stole it

[mystic mirage]

||how do i get a driver for the bus to calico desert..||

[hushed niche]

me

[violet cradle]

I was thinking of having one for trees, one for crops and one for livestock/animals, but I wanted to know if there was anything else I should put there.

[hushed niche]

||wait for pam to finish her drink||

[opaque roost]

check maps, but yea, cause some countries the entire country is 1 section and others the same size is 4

[jovial rock]

Wait for pam

[carmine umbra]

||the driver is pam, try checking her schedule on wiki||

[carmine umbra]

I see

[mystic mirage]

so i dont have to do anything i just have to wait for her

[torn bolt]

Perhaps you may want to check #farms-and-outfits for more inspiration.

[carmine umbra]

Yes

[opaque roost]

||eveyone around you talks in spoilers with the answers, but pam doesnt work till its repaired LOL||

[carmine umbra]

Try foraging while waiting, cuz why not

[hexed smelt]

Then somebody needs to have a talk with Brian about his attitude. 😂

[opaque roost]

I meant brain, alredy losing some of my cells lol

[jovial rock]

I have no idea why

[carmine umbra]

Istg brian is such a jerk, he always forget stuff everytime im doing a test

[mystic mirage]

i thought i had to do a quest or some shit to convince her to get a job LMAO

[carmine umbra]

xD

[hushed niche]

brian has tried to kill me like 4 times 😔

[opaque roost]

||cause it doesnt get repaired until the bundle is completed or you buy the repair from Joja depending on your path ofc||

[carmine umbra]

...bro u ok?

[violet cradle]

I had an idea in mind actually, I just wanted to know if there was anything I was missing besides Trees, Crops, and Animals.

[jovial rock]

no, i have no idea why everybody talks in spoilers

[opaque roost]

can I just go back to tree chopppn pls

[mystic mirage]

brian will not get on a normal sleep schedule

[opaque roost]

cause it is spoilery

[torn bolt]

Probably fish ponds and a bee area.

[carmine umbra]

Its a post-community center thing(CC Rewards) and according to the pins we should spoiler it!

[jovial rock]

spoilery (real)

[jovial rock]

ah ok

[opaque roost]

what ItzBack said

[hushed niche]

true

[slow drum]

I have got 2 sweet gem berry, one will be used for what you know, should I sell the other one or use in it seed maker?

[carmine umbra]

To be more specific

[slow drum]

Greenhpuse will be unlocked in 5 days from now, in game.

[carmine umbra]

I think seed maker

[violet cradle]

I have ponds actually. And is there anything else?

[carmine umbra]

Cuz its never a bad idea to have extras

[carmine umbra]

Keg? Preserved Jar? Basically stuff to make processed stuff?

[jovial rock]

||Ah Ok ||

[opaque roost]

kegs dont really process stuff they just age it, and btw how long must one wait for kegs for max age?

[carmine umbra]

I wonder how much i can sell mayonnaise for

[carmine umbra]

No idea, i havent used keg, not even once

[opaque roost]

but its the best (long term) way to make the most profit

[mystic mirage]

||GOD SHES SO HOT||

[carmine umbra]

Thats the thing, the furthest run i've ever been is at winter y1, and that's a pretty bad run

[carmine umbra]

||SANDYYY||

[opaque roost]

🤮

[fathom belfry]

agreed

[opaque roost]

noo shes not

[carmine umbra]

I mean, she lived in the desert... Soooo

She probably is

[jovial rock]

||give her dafadils||

[hushed niche]

UGH I LOVE HER 💞

[terse mauve]

growing days are rounded down with speedgro right?

[hushed niche]

i think it just decreases by a certain percent

[opaque roost]

maybe try a multiplayer session run but with another device so that way yuou can just dupe ingrediants to make money to buy the crops ||to finish the pantry to get the infinite season farming area||

[hushed niche]

but i forgor 💀

[fathom belfry]

why y'all yucking someone's yum?

[carmine umbra]

Idk, but if this helps, wiki have the info on a certain crop time upon using the speedgro

[opaque roost]

what?

[terse mauve]

ty

[carmine umbra]

*cries in mobile*

[jovial rock]

laugh

[opaque roost]

tbh pc and switch Ive seen are the most popular

[mystic mirage]

||HOW DO I UNLOCK THIS DOOR||

[opaque roost]

||need a key||

[jovial rock]

i forgor 💀

[carmine umbra]

I swear if i have i would

||@mystic mirage at mines floor 120, skull key||

[terse mauve]

||mines||

[mystic mirage]

||wher do i get the key||

[mystic mirage]

TYSM

[terse mauve]

^

[carmine umbra]

Np!

[opaque roost]

what Back said

[carmine umbra]

xD call me itz

[opaque roost]

ever notice on different playthroughs some days that used to be sunny are now rainy, like in a row?

[jovial rock]

you get staircases for trading jade to the desert girl right?

[carmine umbra]

YES

[hushed niche]

i think the weather is just randomized but i forgor

[carmine umbra]

Yeah it is randomized

But, i was like "Damn, i felt like im getting more rain on this run"

[opaque roost]

i thoiught it was standardized

[carmine umbra]

Its randomized

[opaque roost]

exactly as i feel now

[carmine umbra]

But the first 4 days is standardized

The first 4 days is always sun-sun-rain-sun

Thats the case in spring y1, idk about other season/year

[opaque roost]

my first 6 have been sun sun rain sun rain rain

[hushed niche]

huh thats interesting

doesnt it rain on the day marnie brings you a pet

[carmine umbra]

Marnie brings u pet is not on a set date!

[opaque roost]

I didnt get a pet on the 5th lik i was supposed to

[hushed niche]

oh!

[jovial rock]

sʇɐɹpǝʍ ʌɐllǝʎ

[carmine umbra]

Its not on a set date! There's a couple of requirements u need to meet

[opaque roost]

English

[hushed niche]

so true

[jovial rock]

stardew valley

[opaque roost]

which are?
week day, and sunnny yes
???

[fathom belfry]

hot outfit

[hushed niche]

i seriously need to get more hearts with the wizard so i can change my character, its so ugly rn 🆘

[carmine umbra]

1k gold, wednesday or friday, spring

[opaque roost]

well shit friday was yetterday

[carmine umbra]

Well, you'll get it in 5 days!

[opaque roost]

4*

[carmine umbra]

If you haven't gotten 1k gold by 20th of spring, the cutscene would trigger

[opaque roost]

sleeps through the week

[hushed niche]

ah i was about to ask if you could push back the cutscene indefinitely

if you just never leave your house and sleep through the entire year does anyone notice or do trhey not care

[wind hearth]

they dont care

[hushed niche]

very considerate of them

[wind hearth]

xD

[hardy axle]

They don't comment on it, but you're likely gonna lose a fair amount of friendship with anyone you've gained hearts with.

[wind hearth]

woah wait u can lose hearts?

[opaque roost]

gotta talk to em erey day

[hardy axle]

Yeah, there's decay on friendship.

[wind hearth]

omg

[hushed niche]

yeah, same w/ dating and marriage

if you dont talk to your spouse for a while they get mad

[wind hearth]

bruhhh

[hushed niche]

reasonably so, i might add

[opaque roost]

but really who cares if its not yo spouse, or after you got every single townie's 10th and finalle cutscene

[wind hearth]

true

anyone know if elliot a good spouse

[hushed niche]

im trying to marry him rn but hes making it difficult by loving only very rare items

[hardy axle]

But also friendship decay stops for everyone but your spouse after you've reached max hearts!

[wind hearth]

HAHAH

[carmine umbra]

Damn, i never knew

[abstract hinge]

Well it decays so slow you wont even notice

[warm shuttle]

me when i didnt talk to sebastian for 3 years ☠️

[abstract hinge]

You make me hope npc could declare divorce

[mystic mirage]

|| whats the reward for completing the fish tank bundles in the community center? ||

[wild moss]

||panning||

[warm shuttle]

naurrr 😪😪

i divorced him tho 🤪 leah for life

[wild moss]

you basically get like 3 ores from water every once in a while if you carry around an item all the time

it’s basically useless

[opaque roost]

||Ive heard it opens the river up more, increasing fish pricce, and increasing relation ship|| idk

[wind hearth]

LMFAOOOO WHY

[cobalt hare]

or u might get the lucky ring

[warm shuttle]

I FORGOT ABOUT HIM ☠️

[cobalt hare]

yeah, no.

[opaque roost]

🤣

[abstract hinge]

||the glittering boulder in front of the mine is removed, you can pan ores||

[wind hearth]

HOW THE F xDDD

[warm shuttle]

I WOULD FORGET IN THE MORNINGS AND JUST INTERACT WITH THE KID ☠️☠️

[wind hearth]

HAHAHAH

[abstract hinge]

You...

[wind hearth]

hows leah as a spouse??

bruh i seriously wish the child could grow up

[opaque roost]

I juse saw a rock set, that was not in a PG shape.. in the mines

[warm shuttle]

leah <3 talk to her daily

[warm shuttle]

it was a very rough decision

[abstract hinge]

Yea man, I need someone to attend the farm while I go mining

[wind hearth]

foreallll

[abstract hinge]

I hope the spouse could do that in the future, or the kid who cares

I just want someone to keep petting the damn animals

[wind hearth]

whats the spouses do for us seriously 💀

[hushed niche]

uhh

when you have good hearts with them they do farming stuff

[warm shuttle]

They can give gifts

[hushed niche]

and refill pet water bowls

[warm shuttle]

repair fences

feed animals etc

[wind hearth]

oh thats true

havent noticed honestly

[abstract hinge]

That's like lower than basic

[warm shuttle]

fair tbh

[abstract hinge]

You dont need feed the animals, they eat the grass outside anyway

[wind hearth]

facts

[abstract hinge]

At least pat them lol

[warm shuttle]

some of us dont grow enough grass 😪

[wind hearth]

hahaha

[abstract hinge]

They can feed the animals but not pet them 😦

[wind hearth]

cringe tbh

[hushed niche]

i want a spouse because im lonely not because i want them to do farming work for me

[warm shuttle]

i spent like 20k one year on hay bc i refused to grow more grass tbh

[wind hearth]

reputation for me xD jkjk

[abstract hinge]

thats like 99% the reason i have spouse 😦

[wind hearth]

LMFAO

[warm shuttle]

✨✨

[abstract hinge]

bro they love grass more 😦

[wind hearth]

how come tho

[opaque roost]

I mined for half a day and only got one level mining. how weird is the exp system on this game

[warm shuttle]

ehhh yeaaa but at this point on my farm i dont rlly need like many hearts with my animals ☠️

[hushed niche]

at this point im too scared to mine because every time i end up passing out from exhaustion while trying to get back home

i think i just have poor time management skills

[wind hearth]

sometimes wouldnt even lvl up bruh, it sucks

[fathom belfry]

what are your daily routines in the summer?

[warm shuttle]

mine?

[opaque roost]

Spring y1 so far lol

[violet cradle]

Question. How close can trees be placed next to each other in order for them to grow?

[wind hearth]

GIRL just get home before 1 am xD

[woven root]

if you put a prismatic shard into the sewing machine is it a 50/50 chance of getting prismatic shirt or pants

[warm shuttle]

Mine have been growing one space apart but for fruit trees its different

[carmine umbra]

Water my 100 blueberries,
If: Bad luck > fish
Good luck > mine

[hushed niche]

its hard!!

[carmine umbra]

Simple nuff

[wind hearth]

i understand hahah, i just dont want things to be stolen from me tbh

[hushed niche]

usually its too late when i notice the time

[carmine umbra]

Thats why u always have to pay attention!

[hushed niche]

i wish my character could walk a little faster

[wind hearth]

mods😎

[abstract hinge]

They like the outside more, therefore liking grass more than hay

[simple siren]

how do i put a tackle on a rod?

[abstract hinge]

Well you need caffeine boost

[wind hearth]

true

[abstract hinge]

the coffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[abstract hinge]

right click, you need glass rod minimum

[simple siren]

you mean fiberglass?

[opaque roost]

FiberGoose?