stardew-valley

[grave mesa]

What if it saved me from being killed

[visual umbra]

Bro you have a sword.

[grave mesa]

What if the scythe saved me from my mother dying

[shrewd lotus]

I mean I use a sword but use what you want

[shut chasm]

+1-5 (RANDOM STAT) permanently

[frank kayak]

there a wedding ring in game which is multiplayer exclusive

[grave mesa]

SWORDS DONT GOVE HAY

[olive charm]

crystaliraium will double the gems I put in?? Even diamond?

[queen merlin]

why would you eat straight up fertiliser?

[lament path]

You don't gather hay?

[visual quail]

But if I right click and miss the npc it guards 😩 Takes up time

[shut chasm]

fun

[visual quail]

Scythe gang

[visual umbra]

Bro what???

[shut chasm]

good taste

[broken cave]

target found

[lament path]

Good

[grave mesa]

Ajemconjar <3 music you are very silly

[visual umbra]

I AM ASKING WHY ARE THEY CARRYING THE SCHYTE TO THE BEACH.

[summer hamlet]

It copies a gem yeah, and it keeps copying it until you manually stop it or replace it

[olive charm]

GUYS HOW DO I MAKE MY HORSE UNDRESS THE HAT

[grave mesa]

BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM HAPPY

[summer hamlet]

Bruh it's not a big deal????

[shut chasm]

slime

[olive charm]

I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE IT TO HIM HE STOLE MY HAT

[grave mesa]

my golden scythe brings me comfort

[shut chasm]

[shrewd lotus]

Guys can we chill with the caps?

[broken cave]

:)

[shut chasm]

can you get pet slimes

[grave mesa]

Why

[summer hamlet]

Yay!!!

[olive charm]

but my hat

[visual quail]

Also I have harvest with scythe mod so forageables can be scythed as well. Much quicker than having to pick em up

[summer hamlet]

:D

[visual quail]

but that doesn't really count since it's a mod I know

[crude tapir]

[summer hamlet]

I keep meaning to do that

[grave mesa]

Does everyone do that to marriage proposals....?????!!!

[broken cave]

seconds later

[summer hamlet]

Naurrr

[grave mesa]

When I proposed to Seb I thought it was special

[visual quail]

It's so nice, except when getting truffles haha

[shut chasm]

meal

[grave mesa]

Why would you do that

[broken cave]

troll

[olive charm]

I guess my horse Ayato will stay with the hat :(

[summer hamlet]

OOF

[shrewd lotus]

There’s mods that change the dialogue

[shut chasm]

free meal

[visual umbra]

She's not even mad, she is just dissapointed.

[grave mesa]

nice

[summer hamlet]

Did you name your horse AYATO??? I'M DEAD

[broken cave]

aw i need to wait 3 days for the wedding

[shut chasm]

sleep long time

[olive charm]

YEA BRO BECAUSE OF THE MEMES FROM HIS LEAKS I NAMED MY HORSE AYATO

[novel thistle]

@olive charm You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[grave mesa]

Can I give you a better pfp to use

[olive charm]

WOO POG

[summer hamlet]

PLEASE i remember that!!!!

[rugged anvil]

Click on the horse (same way you gave him the hat you can get it back as far as I remember).

[olive charm]

embed pog

[shut chasm]

most cool peoplep

[olive charm]

how do I do that on mobile wait imma try somethin

[shut chasm]

penny worst girl

[grave mesa]

No!!!!

[shut chasm]

fight me

[grave mesa]

Pams worst girl, fuck her 👿

[rugged anvil]

No idea about mobile.

[calm sandal]

how so

[shrewd lotus]

Pam isn’t a bachelorette

[shut chasm]

not elaborating

[grave mesa]

Penny is nice and caring too traditional tho

[shut chasm]

flies away

[grave mesa]

I'm afraid she'd say it's not natural to be gay

[visual umbra]

Finally a good take.

[summer hamlet]

Elaine who is your least fav bachelorette

[olive charm]

shes not a girl, shes a mother, a woman, she doesn't have to be nice

[grave mesa]

I always have good takes

[grave mesa]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.,,.,,,,,..... Alex because he dissed my boy Seb

[visual umbra]

You just got lucky chill.

[shrewd lotus]

That’s a bachelor

[calm sandal]

theres someone here likes pam actually

[grave mesa]

Oh

[shrewd lotus]

But I do agree Alex sucks

[shut chasm]

OW MY ARM

[summer hamlet]

Man no need to be rude 😭

[grave mesa]

Gosh idk.. the women are kinda perfect

[summer hamlet]

Alex sucks!!

[shut chasm]

MY NEEVOIS SYSYEM WENR BYE

[grave mesa]

Its ok theyre joking I think

[visual umbra]

I need to train them.

[broken cave]

shes nice

[grave mesa]

Ummmmmm hmmmm maybe Penny, idk, I like all the women. She just seems maybe homophobic

[visual umbra]

Keep thinking.

[broken cave]

you just need to be good friends with her

[summer hamlet]

Bruh

[grave mesa]

Let me dm you a good pfp

[olive charm]

having a horse is awesome man, but tbh kinda feels slower than what I expected

[grave mesa]

SHES SO PRETTY !!!!!!

[visual umbra]

I allow.

[calm sandal]

homophobic get beaned

[frank kayak]

so

[shrewd lotus]

Haley’s my favorite, Abigail close second. I love them all though because ✨girls✨

[grave mesa]

YES

[broken cave]

is there iridium tier cheese?

[frank kayak]

what would you do if you slept for 20 years straight?

[shrewd lotus]

I wish

[fair karma]

yes ı think there ıs

[broken cave]

turkish

[fair karma]

...

[broken cave]

am i right?

[grave mesa]

aNyway I say this because Penny said "if everyone thought like that (in reference to someone saying they dont want kids or whatever), the world would die out" and obv most gay people cant reproduce so it makes@me wondee if shed be homophobe

[fair karma]

yes

[visual umbra]

Happy?

[broken cave]

because of the i

[shrewd lotus]

Plenty of gay people adopt

[grave mesa]

Very

[grave mesa]

Yes but thats not biologically reproducing

[shrewd lotus]

Or have kids in other ways than traditionally

[fair karma]

yep

[shrewd lotus]

There’s sperm donors and surrogates

[grave mesa]

Youll get 1000x more bitches now

[visual umbra]

1000×0 is still 0.

[fair karma]

sad

[grave mesa]

Yes but at its basic form, MOST (not all) straight up gay people cant reproduce, unless one is trans

[olive charm]

penny short af fr

[summer hamlet]

Man I'm 5'1

[grave mesa]

Like without looking too deep into it, can you see my point

IM 5'8 LMFAO GET DUNKED ON NERDS

[grave mesa]

I love tall women 😍😍😍

[olive charm]

I'm short too

1.52 moment

[grave mesa]

Damn your 1.5 feet tall? Tough

[shrewd lotus]

5’2

[visual umbra]

Yeah girls dig melted wax pikachu pfp mfs.

I got 7 dms already.

[grave mesa]

Fuck yeah they do, just trust me

[broken cave]

ugh i need to wait 3 days for the wedding

[grave mesa]

Exactly. Watch as more dms roll in

[summer hamlet]

Man

[olive charm]

yea I tried to use a ruler but it might be wrong, and not feet it's meters

sorry not murican bro

[summer hamlet]

Nah i gotchu

[grave mesa]

Ik lol just a joke. Youre still short af though bro

[visual umbra]

Say hi to snow white for me.

[real bluff]

Nice pfp, I used to have it printed on my wall

[olive charm]

what

OHH NO LMAOOOOOOOOOO I JUST GOT IT

[summer hamlet]

PLSSSSS

[grave mesa]

You can thank me heh.. I told him to use it

[shut chasm]

typing upsida down

[grave mesa]

Good job

youre doing awful smh

[olive charm]

snow white is what cotton princess is called in english

man why did my country translate english stuff to such weird things,

[warm pawn]

hello dads

[grave mesa]

Cotton princess... 😭😭😭??!!

[grave mesa]

Hello son

[warm pawn]

FATHER?!/1?1???!

is that you

[grave mesa]

Yes.. it is I

[olive charm]

fr it's so dumb bro

[grave mesa]

Youre still as fucking ugly as you were when you were born, my son

[olive charm]

we call snow white the "cotton princess"

[grave mesa]

Genius name

[visual umbra]

The message it sends really is something.

I don't know what but it is something.

[grave mesa]

It sends a message of "i am chad"

"only bad bitches (leah, haley, abigail" allowed in my dms 😈😈"

[peak raven]

i hate pufferfish

i have an unexplainable rage

[grave mesa]

NOOOOOOOO

[peak raven]

for pufferfish

[grave mesa]

Theyre so cute

[fair karma]

why tho ?

[peak raven]

theyre such bithcebs

i can never catch them

btiches*

[grave mesa]

Youre a bithceb!

[cobalt hare]

Wait what about maru

[fair karma]

yeah they are hard to chatch

[visual umbra]

Lets just avoid getting banned for now.

[peak raven]

no

[grave mesa]

Youre doing an awful job at that

[shrewd lotus]

Maru’s a bit meh but I don’t hate her

[visual umbra]

I made it this far.

[peak raven]

maru is cute ig

[visual umbra]

Soon I'll be running for Congress.

[grave mesa]

I forgot ab Maru, yep shes worst bachelorette sorry

[cobalt hare]

Yeah I like the cutscenes with her

[grave mesa]

Shes too boring imo very cute though

[fair karma]

maru ıs the most undareted villager ın my opinoin

[visual umbra]

I hate her less than Elliot.

[grave mesa]

Why???? Elliots hot

[peak raven]

ellit

[grave mesa]

In the seasonal outfit mods at least

[shrewd lotus]

I hate his vanilla portrait

[grave mesa]

Same kinda irks me

Hes sweet though

[visual umbra]

Chocolate is better anyways.

[grave mesa]

Facts

[peak raven]

LO

[grave mesa]

I love chocolate ice cream

LO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[shrewd lotus]

He looks neat in Diverse Stardew

[high coyote]

do burger rings stack?

[peak raven]

i cant spelm

[visual umbra]

They just laughing out.

[peak raven]

burger rings?

[peak raven]

sTop

[high coyote]

yeah the dust sprite reward

[grave mesa]

Nah penny in diverse >>

[grave mesa]

Fuck teah me too

[shrewd lotus]

Oh yeah she’s beautiful in diverse

Everyone is

[peak raven]

yeah i have no idea what that is, sorry

[cobalt hare]

Yeah me neither

[visual umbra]

The jumping black dots.

In the ice levels.

[peak raven]

OHH

[olive charm]

does it double the gem every day or?

[dire juniper]

hey/j

[high coyote]

its actual name is burgler ring but i call it the burger ring

[peak raven]

just say that

[grave mesa]

STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITB YOU

[peak raven]

OH 😭

[dire juniper]

everything

[cobalt hare]

What do they look like in diverse?

[peak raven]

hey i married you in my most recent save

[olive charm]

yes?

[peak raven]

i love salads

[grave mesa]

H NEED THERAPY

[visual umbra]

If you want to farm dust sprites consume a monster must beforehand to basically double the amount you find.

[peak raven]

winks with both eyes

[dire juniper]

im aware

[long plinth]

Buger ring 😍🤤

[grave mesa]

Buger 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕💕

[high coyote]

bugger ring sounds better tbh

[fair karma]

||ı divoreced seb and abi for krobus dıd ı do wrong?||

[dire juniper]

bro i have bad taste in people then

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-boorgir-burgeer-borgir-burger-gif-22181088

[grave mesa]

You cant fuckig ||marry krobus||

[shut chasm]

can't wait for sdv multiplayer today

[peak raven]

😭😭😭😭😭

[long plinth]

Nah bugal ring

[grave mesa]

Slay

[shut chasm]

it's gonna be fun

[tight horizon]

hi luna

[calm sandal]

u can.

[fair karma]

yeah but ı cant roomate wıthe a bacolar rıght?

[tight horizon]

thats my chrushes name

[dire juniper]

<3

[grave mesa]

Idk man

[visual umbra]

If you leave them on for too long they become too crispy if that's what you mean.

[grave mesa]

God Krobus more like Midbus 😂😂😂

[fair karma]

ı dıdınt tryed ıt but ı dont thınk ıts posıbale

[grave mesa]

Poly mod? Idk

[high coyote]

do burglar rings stack?

[fair karma]

sorry for my bad ınglısh

[visual umbra]

No.

[grave mesa]

Ratio + L

[fair karma]

oh .... well to late ı guess

[grave mesa]

Its ok!! Youre doing fine

[dire juniper]

nah i put em on at 180o for 30mins

[grave mesa]

Rip LOL

[calm sandal]

burger ring dont stack sadly

[high coyote]

so you cant have 2x the effect if you had a ||combined burglar ring?||

[visual umbra]

Bro they just come out tanned.

[calm sandal]

🍔

[fair karma]

||thank god wıcht exsıts||

[visual umbra]

No.

[grave mesa]

Vruh what time is it for you guys 😭😭😭

[dire juniper]

you need em nice n juicy

[high coyote]

😔

[dire juniper]

dont want em dry

[visual umbra]

Start putting dots on your i's.

[long plinth]

Are you guys okay with the -ussies?

[grave mesa]

YOURE SULTUPID

[visual umbra]

Noone is.

[grave mesa]

I am fine w it but it may be considered nsfw/against the rules

[long plinth]

Okay i was going to make a joke but glad I asked first!

[calm sandal]

dont think junimo okay with that, better stop

[grave mesa]

😞😞😞

[fair karma]

ı cant ı am sorry ı am usıng that for years

[dire juniper]

you ever have the urge to just say ||krobussy||

[grave mesa]

So sad........ I want to make absolutely disgusting jokes

[grave mesa]

Maybe.. 🥺

[high coyote]

like the jokes with krobussy? where the hell did they come from anyway

[fair karma]

well from now on ı do

[visual umbra]

It looks like someone decapitated a capital i.

[long plinth]

THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[fair karma]

ok ı am sorry

[grave mesa]

YOURE HURTING THEIR FEELINGS

[grave mesa]

Its ok, you are beautiful....... look in the mirror and say "wow i am beautiful"

[visual umbra]

You mean half of you is sorry.

[fair karma]

aww thank u <3

[grave mesa]

Because... u r aha 😆😆😆😆

[dire juniper]

I say it like 30 times a day

[grave mesa]

STOOOPPP I CANT RIGHT NKW

[visual umbra]

Bro's got game.

Teach me.

[grave mesa]

Fuck yeah I do

[long plinth]

I say it in my mind a lot

[grave mesa]

I get all of the creepy men in my grade they cant get enough of me

[fair karma]

ı am just gonna ıgnore ıts ok people can hate my language wrightıng ıt sucks :)

[grave mesa]

Nah its good, theyre just joking

[visual umbra]

I can't even.

[grave mesa]

Then dont Bitch

[fair karma]

...

[dire juniper]

they look small

[grave mesa]

Ratio + L

[visual umbra]

Don't*

[dire juniper]

i mean they are small

little "i"s

[grave mesa]

Don't make me unleash the alpha male in me..

[visual umbra]

L stands for laughingmyassoffuntilidie?

[grave mesa]

It's cute

[high coyote]

wait how rare is 4 bat wings and a bomb from a single bat?

[dire juniper]

WOAH 😻

[grave mesa]

Maybe if it means your mom went to the Junior last year when the earthquake went yes

[grave mesa]

Yeah.... im an Alpha...

[dire juniper]

baby i's

[high coyote]

do that and you auto become a beta male

[visual umbra]

What?

[grave mesa]

dont make me .. unleash Him

[high coyote]

alphas and sigmas dont brag

[calm sandal]

bomb from bat is uncommon

[grave mesa]

ITS NOT BRAGGING JTS A FACT

[grave mesa]

Yeah :/

[dire juniper]

mind if i slide into ur dms shawty 😻

[long plinth]

Do you guys ever just use weird describing terms for something nice or cool??? I honestly say thing like "that looks tasty" to random objects like a really smooth plastic

[high coyote]

alphas dont sign them self

[calm sandal]

but they often drop wings

[visual umbra]

Yeah they put on makeup instead.

[fair karma]

that actuall a dıfferent thıng i and ı exsıst as dıferent thıngs ın turkısh alfhabeth ı apologıve ıts just how ı talk

[grave mesa]

Cuck yeah Leah aha

[solemn prism]

Diverse Stardew Valley's Penny & Elliott 😄

[grave mesa]

HAVAHA OUT

[high coyote]

is 4 bat wings rare

[grave mesa]

Elliots whatever but PENNY IS MWAH

[high coyote]

from a single bat

[midnight compass]

Damn couldn't recognise Elliot

[visual umbra]

STFU.

[calm sandal]

u just need to slay 4 bats

[grave mesa]

STFUM

[visual umbra]

No.

[nocturne pagoda]

yep

[high coyote]

4 bat wings from a single bat

[dire juniper]

Damn i didnt know you could make Elliott hotter then he already is

[calm sandal]

that happen only if u have burglar ring

[high coyote]

it doubles?

[fair karma]

||ıs ıt just me or wınter legendary fısh ıs so hard?||

[high coyote]

i thought it rolled the drop table twice and picked best

[grave mesa]

Yes, so unsoft

[calm sandal]

burglar ring rolls drop twice. yes, it could be 2 - 4 wings in single bat

[fair karma]

ı had to mod to chacht ıt

[solemn prism]

https://diversestardewvalley.weebly.com/gallery.html <- Link to the DSV website if you wanna see the other alternate designs

[calm sandal]

or if u re such an unlucky, 0-1 wing.

[visual umbra]

Bro looks like Morpheus if he was in the walking dead universe instead of matrix.

[dire juniper]

men are hot

[fair karma]

yes

[grave mesa]

I kinda see it

[dire juniper]

so are women

[fair karma]

yes

[long plinth]

😳 😍

[visual umbra]

Chill.

[grave mesa]

AJEM IS HOMOPHOBE CONFIRMED OH@MY@GOD

[dire juniper]

ew homophobes

[grave mesa]

Me when Im not a homohobe

[fair karma]

ı dıdınt play for 2 months ı forgor the names :(

[frank kayak]

uh

[grave mesa]

I forgor

[visual umbra]

Jesus christ.

[long plinth]

Bro i think i just realized i might be aro or something???

[dire juniper]

I want 5 minutes with Elliott

just 5

[grave mesa]

not even denying it,. Disgusting

[visual umbra]

No I mean I find Jesus Christ hot.

[grave mesa]

Oh

[fair karma]

...

[dire juniper]

i don't care thats better then nothing

[grave mesa]

I should probably delete that

[dire juniper]

||aftercare king istg||

[grave mesa]

LMFAO

True true aha wow Elliott is a guy wow

And Penny?? WomN wow amazing

[fair karma]

ı want to yeet weekly trader

[shrewd lotus]

Abigail looks great too

I love the hair

[grave mesa]

Damn so violent

[fair karma]

sorri :D

[grave mesa]

Fuck yeah shes beautiful

[grave mesa]

Its okay queen just kidding

[dire juniper]

all women and men are hot
but Alex and Abigail

i hate Abigail sm

[grave mesa]

alex dissed my emo dude. Fuck ALEX!!

[shrewd lotus]

Sebastian is best boy

[grave mesa]

Why

[fair karma]

ı remember marrıyıng seb then abi ... goths are hot

[dire juniper]

We should make a Alex hater group

[grave mesa]

Yeah!!

[fair karma]

she ate rocks..

[grave mesa]

I acc like Alex I just love to shit on him

[dire juniper]

i dont like her personality

[fair karma]

he has a bad dad tho

[grave mesa]

😞😞😞

[cunning basalt]

i see alex hate club... 👁️

[shrewd lotus]

I enjoy his grandparents

They’re great characters

[cunning basalt]

i love his grandparents but holy fuck hetero alex is something else

[dire juniper]

agreed

[fair karma]

doas anyone lıke pierrre?

[dire juniper]

no

[shrewd lotus]

Oh hell no

[cunning basalt]

cant blame him that he has a broken past but,,, y'know,,

[grave mesa]

Nah

[dire juniper]

nobody does

[fair karma]

thank god

[high coyote]

what one? i can do both

[grave mesa]

Lolll

[cunning basalt]

he better burn to ashes together with the crop fairy

[fair karma]

ı would help joja just to see hım cryıng

[dire juniper]

Clint in some of the anime portraits tho-

[shrewd lotus]

I hate Demetrius a bit more though

[fair karma]

ı remember almost marryıng maru after seb to annoy hım :D

[calm sandal]

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/1303/images/8331/8331-1616596757-1168287583.gif

[high coyote]

wtf is this

[dire juniper]

I said some

[calm sandal]

chad clint.

[long plinth]

That's terrifying😰

[visual umbra]

It's flint.

[fair karma]

ı wısh wızard had more magıc thıngs ı love when ı got a cutseen wıthe hım

[cunning basalt]

my farmer:

demetrius, my good sir, I'm only close friends with maru

and IM FFFFFUCKING MARRIED WITH HER BOSS

[lament path]

Based on the reaction I'm glad my wifi being slow

[dire juniper]

clint at the movies tho-

[lament path]

Same tho

[cunning basalt]

no

[fair karma]

||doas anyone gambel at casıono||

[dire juniper]

no

[dire juniper]

YES

I spend so long there

[visual umbra]

[fair karma]

the 21 ıs so great

[long plinth]

when i think of Maru i think of the Maruchan instant ramen cups

[cobalt hare]

Yeah this isn't scam at all!!!!! Everyone believed that!!!

[cunning basalt]

delta 💀

[dire juniper]

stardrops like 4 times in one save

[cobalt hare]

Ok bye

[fair karma]

||ı lıke the 1000 points table||

[visual umbra]

?

[dire juniper]

the casino

[visual umbra]

Oh.

[cobalt hare]

Hello mei

[lament path]

Bye delta

[cunning basalt]

nyellooo !!

[cobalt hare]

Hello raine

[dire juniper]

bro i want some Muffins rn

[fair karma]

||ı wısh we could make a house for linus lıke pam||

[lament path]

Finally someone who wasn't confused

[dire juniper]

give me muffins and i will date you

[cobalt hare]

morning delta

[fair karma]

||ı thınk krobus gırfts muffıns||

[dire juniper]

Linus seems to prefer the outdoors

[cobalt hare]

Hello yh. Its like 4 pm here

Lol

[dire juniper]

i love muffins

muffins are great

[long plinth]

||Didn't Linus choose to live in a tent? He said so in a heart event||

[visual umbra]

Send me your home address.

[fair karma]

ı know but just wonderıng cant we just gıve hım a good clothes or food

[shut chasm]

zuo

sup

samussy

[fair karma]

ı just want to hug hım :(

[dire juniper]

to be honest if i could i would love to live like Linus

[shut chasm]

marussy

[cobalt hare]

I hope he baths often 💀

[shut chasm]

marnussy

[dire juniper]

bet

[shut chasm]

lewussy

[fair karma]

bath ın the lake 💀

[fair karma]

he gıves no tax tho :)

[shut chasm]

69 amogus road, sadness, United States of pissfart

[wary hemlock]

does the big logs in my forest farm respawn ? or should i leave 1 log to make them spawn or what

[cobalt hare]

'Clean lake'

[fair karma]

just lıke farmer says : no tax no problem

[dire juniper]

I live on a road called Mc Lean 😻

[cobalt hare]

Big logs don't respawn

[visual quail]

The 8 stumps on the left side respawns yeah

the logs don't

[lament path]

Your closet street, I haven't come out yet

[wary hemlock]

i meant the stumps

the circular ones

[calm sandal]

@torpid mantle sus link

[shut chasm]

💜 I love lean

[long plinth]

Your entire road is the host from TDI

[visual quail]

Yea, they respawn every day :)

[cobalt hare]

Stumps in forest farm respawn yes

[fair karma]

ı actually made a smol area under the tunnel for lewis ... for wıshıng bad tınhgs on hım

[calm sandal]

thnx danny

[fair karma]

ı just dont lıke lewis

[wary hemlock]

and what lvl does my axe needs for he big logs

[dire juniper]

istg when Lean jokes were a thing i got mass bullied for my road

[visual quail]

Silver

[dire juniper]

McClean though lipbite

[visual quail]

sorry steel, I mean

[cobalt hare]

Steal

[shut chasm]

guess my home address challenge

[blazing python]

lightning McClean

[shut chasm]

(jk)

[blazing python]

kAchow

[cobalt hare]

KACHOW

[fair karma]

evelyn > almost all adults

ı love her

[midnight compass]

Lmfaoo

[blazing python]

kAchow

[dire juniper]

5.44.19.159

[tight horizon]

yello

[cobalt hare]

Green

[tight horizon]

purple

[shut chasm]

not my public IP address. that would be 127.158.17.36

[midnight compass]

I feel like the unedited message was your honest opinion but you changed it cuz people would roast the f Outta ya

[tight horizon]

hi luna

[dire juniper]

oh

[visual umbra]

It's a trick question. You are homeless and loveless.

[fair karma]

no ı acıdently made <

ı love her

no parents ..

[cobalt hare]

Guys stop this weird convo pls

[shut chasm]

(note that that points to my gps chipless 3ds)

[visual umbra]

Take the L.

[shut chasm]

(the most you can do is delete a few fioes

[midnight compass]

Umm can you delete that?

[calm sandal]

i just lurk when theres weird convo.

[midnight compass]

It's post cc

[summer hamlet]

Nothing post cc is allowed here

[peak raven]

whats post cc

[fair karma]

what ıs the fav season for you guys? ( mıne ıs fall)

[visual umbra]

They mean as in the candy bar.

[high coyote]

yeah anything from cc rewards is good like greenhouse 👍

[cobalt hare]

I like fall too

[twin wind]

Summer

[peak raven]

winter

[summer hamlet]

I like spring bc nostalgia

But winter music is the best

[peak raven]

yeah

[hardy axle]

Fall is nice. I like winter because I don't have to deal with blasted crops since farming is my least favourite part of this farming game.

[peak raven]

THIS

[calm sandal]

autumn bgm also good

[fair karma]

all of the seasons are beutıfull actually

[peak raven]

but the popping sound when your crops are ripe >>>>>>>

[calm sandal]

is chill

[high coyote]

you dislike the farming in the farming game 🤯

[visual umbra]

L

[fair karma]

||wine empire op||

[high coyote]

tbf stardew is more of a life simulator more than a farming game

[snow granite]

xd

[hardy axle]

I like to mine and fish and talk to people. The actual farming part is secondary to me.

[calm sandal]

i like killing.

[fair karma]

ı thınk famrıng ıs nıce the borıng part ıs waterıng

[visual umbra]

Talking with hollow shells must be interesting.

[calm sandal]

i mean, combat.

[twin wind]

yes

[fair karma]

nıce

[snow granite]

yeah

[high coyote]

do i wait until the end of the day?

its a storm rn

[fair karma]

arent they are to close?

[visual umbra]

Yuh.

[calm sandal]

well if u sleep early, u wont get any electric charges

[fair karma]

would that work?

[royal mantle]

How many days do the tree stumps in the Secret Woods respawn?

[high coyote]

alright so fish or forage for the rest of the day

[dire juniper]

1

[high coyote]

didnt know it mattered?

[calm sandal]

rod works as long as u place it in 1 map

[fair karma]

lıke 6 not sure btw

[fair karma]

ı thınk ıt matters not sure but

[calm sandal]

everyday

[royal mantle]

I see. Thanks for the info

[dire juniper]

im pretty sure they respawn everyday

[calm sandal]

its everyday.

yes

[dire juniper]

idk im only on year 4 🙄

[fair karma]

nıce ı moded but ı am at the end year

4 ıs actually really good

||ı dont lıke wınther legendary fısh ı had to mod to get 100%||

[twin wind]

nice

[fair karma]

ı guess ı suck at fıshıng

[long plinth]

Gives me a yummy feeling

[cobalt hare]

Yeah that's the most satisfying part

Or seeing that huge profit after you sell stuff in the box

[fair karma]

||ı dont know ıf thıs ıs true but ıf u put a ladder ın the pant selectıon u get mayor lewis under wear||

[peak raven]

serotonin generator

[fair karma]

ı am not sure

[long plinth]

Crop 😍

[long plinth]

||You get the gold trimmed version of his shorts||

[long plinth]

So yeah, it's true

[fair karma]

ı guess c. wanted us to be able to get the pants after the quest

[high coyote]

i heard someone wanted spuds

[fair karma]

ı got lıke 8 stacks of coffıe beans ın one of my play true

ıts so beutıfull

[pallid hound]

Ok I think I cant handle more coffe bean plants

at least not withought tool upgrades or a better source of food

[cobalt hare]

What tools do you have atm

[long plinth]

I want to eat a raw potato, seems crunchy

Straight from the ground

[cobalt hare]

Like irl?

[long plinth]

Just CHOMP,and yes

[cobalt hare]

They are ok lol. It's an acquired taste if that makes sense.

[long plinth]

I don't have one right now 😔

[cobalt hare]

Might have to add a little salt

[warm pawn]

the tea saplings are coming in clutch brooooo

[crude tapir]

whats up with your "i" 👁️

[long plinth]

I wish I was in the SDV universe so I can chomp on a potato :(

[heavy gulch]

mildly infuriating

[crude tapir]

lmfao

[warm pawn]

yea lol

[long plinth]

no dot?

[heavy gulch]

his device is too lazy to put a dot

[high coyote]

Before vs after

[cobalt hare]

I've always wanted to grow and brew my own tea and coffee. That would be so cool

[fair karma]

my laguage uses ı and i I am sorry ıf ıt bothers u

[crude tapir]

nah youre good just wondered

[cobalt hare]

It's no big deal

[crude tapir]

mhm

[heavy gulch]

sorry not accepted it frustrates me somehow

[crude tapir]

infinite caffeine

[fair karma]

ok

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[cobalt hare]

Exactly

[heavy gulch]

can coffee make me good money

[fair karma]

no but wıne can

[crude tapir]

uh

^^

[heavy gulch]

exactly what

[crude tapir]

TSE sells for 450g sooo

[cobalt hare]

Infinite caffeine

[heavy gulch]

13 days waiting for it is way too much for me

[fair karma]

ıts 7 days for some wıne

[cobalt hare]

Hops and stuff like that is better than coffee

Hemlo panda

It doesn't sell for much

[fair karma]

am ı wrong abaut dıferent wınes tkaıng dıferent tımes?

[crude tapir]

[heavy gulch]

i had 400 hops it sold for a lot

[lament path]

Panda, everytime I see u I mistake u for delta

[cobalt hare]

No hello back

[heavy gulch]

which country are you from?

[cobalt hare]

LMAO

[fair karma]

turkey

[crude tapir]

identitiy theft /j

[cobalt hare]

Panda didn't say hi me sad. Leaving

[long plinth]

My leg D:

[cobalt hare]

Yeah for starting out hops make a pretty good profit

[lament path]

U good?

[long plinth]

Sometimes my leg bone hurts

[serene walrus]

F

[fair karma]

||ancıent fruıt wıne makes bıg money||

[lament path]

That must hurt rip

[long plinth]

Dint kniw how to describe but i sometimes almost fall a bit :(((

[lament path]

Yes yes

[heavy gulch]

starfruit one makes more

[crude tapir]

go see a doctor?? 😭

[fair karma]

how many days ıt take?

[real bluff]

Is there licensed stardew merchandise?

[crude tapir]

every wine takes 6 days

[heavy gulch]

13 for starfruit to grow and 7 for it to become wine

[lament path]

Idk but we have a boardgame

[fair karma]

ı guess ur rıght :/ sorry

[real bluff]

Apparently there are stardew chicken plushies

[long plinth]

Not check up time :(

[fair karma]

ı thınk (not sure) an.fruıt takes 7 days to grow

[olive charm]

yoo getting ||galaxy sword in the second run on desert is damn good||

Idk why I spoilered it I just saw some ppl do it so now I do too

[crude tapir]

yeah its a spoiler

so ure good lol

[serene walrus]

Nice

[fair karma]

8 days*

[olive charm]

it's one of the best swords in the game right?

[fair karma]

yeah

[lament path]

Now I want a junimo plush

[fair karma]

||the upgareded versıon ıs the best||

but ıts spoilers so ı wont talk abaut ıt

[heavy gulch]

you can in seasoned farmers

[fair karma]

yeah

but ı dont wanna spoil how to get ıt

[real bluff]

There are unlicensed ones on Amazon

[lament path]

Aww man

[frank junco]

Hiii

[fallen heron]

welcome!

[heavy gulch]

how do you know if someone is new?

[fallen heron]

theres a little mark next to their name

[frank junco]

My name is Daniel and I'm 16 years old, and I don't understand why the multiplayer mod of the Android version crashes and the app exits when connecting, does anyone know why?

[heavy gulch]

i see

[heavy gulch]

next time please dont reveal your age

[quiet token]

and name

=p

[lament path]

It's a phone mod what do expect?

[tender yacht]

hello, my name is Sai. new to this server but played SV for over a year

[lament path]

Welcome to the server

[cunning basalt]

welcome !

[lament path]

Been awhile since I've seen someone new to the server but old to the game lol

[quiet token]

necromancy?

[pallid hound]

Wtf- I put an iridium sunfish into the potluck and they say its disgusting?!?

[frank junco]

And but like it connects with the PC and other things, but I don't know why this happens

[tender yacht]

i mainly play alone so just trying to connect to people through discord

[cunning basalt]

haha yes.

[summer hamlet]

Magbe #archived-modded-support or something

[lament path]

#archived-modded-support

[summer hamlet]

I can spell

[quiet token]

lmao i saw summoning in your name and thought necromancy instantly

[high coyote]

isnt that a beer

[next aspen]

Can you change the location of a stable after Robin's building it?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[lament path]

@frank junco sorry but I don't rlly like accepting friend request to ppl I've only chatted to once

[quiet token]

yes

non alcoholic

[tender yacht]

me too

[quiet token]

tho

[summer hamlet]

It's more of a soda type drink. No alcohol

[restive saffron]

does getting extra luck from food affect chances of winning in ||the oasis casino||?

[high coyote]

thank god i thought a 7 yearold had alcohol

[summer hamlet]

LOL

[next aspen]

thanks...!!!
is that working instantly or also taking "build time" again?

[frank junco]

Tinha que ser um limão 🍋 mesmo

[tender yacht]

instantly

[cobalt hare]

yeah, instantly.

[restive saffron]

it's instant just like any other fully constructed building

[next aspen]

perfetto! 😎

[summer hamlet]

I believe we're supposed to only talk in the text chats with english btw!!

[lament path]

Lemon lemon, what?

[real bluff]

Can coal be found in the ||quarry||?

[cobalt hare]

Yeah sometimes

[serene walrus]

Ye stone has a chance to drop coal

[tender yacht]

rarely

[lament path]

He said "it had to be a lemon lemon" I think source :google translate

[cobalt hare]

Don't go there looking for it

[frank junco]

Eu sei lá

[quiet token]

why people tryna summon this person named lucy

[frank junco]

and because this word of your name in Portuguese means lemon

[quiet token]

they special or smth

[serene walrus]

Because they are great

❤️

[lament path]

Ah ok

[quiet token]

ok

[frank junco]

Se converta as batatas que eu falo inglês com você

[frank junco]

Strange no? Hahahaha

[lament path]

Lucy is our iconic queen

[slow yew]

doopa

[quiet token]

interesting

[cobalt hare]

please talk in english as it makes it easier for admins to moderate

[lament path]

Yea but I'm not surprised tbh

[frank junco]

Você também se converta as batatas e mande um gif de batata que eu falo inglês com você

[cobalt hare]

hey kieran

how are you doing?

[frank junco]

There are some words that have nothing to do with them that look a lot like other languages

[summer hamlet]

Hello doopa :0

[cobalt hare]

hey nevalia

hope you're all well!

[summer hamlet]

You too!!

[serene walrus]

HI doopa :)

[slow yew]

my arm is really hurting and i just stubbed my toe, but apart from that everything is good. how about you?

[lament path]

Insert face palm emoji

[cobalt hare]

peachy! hey

[serene walrus]

Oops lmao

[summer hamlet]

[serene walrus]

Pam n penny ya

[cobalt hare]

that's all temporary glad you're well apart from that though! I'm well, cleaning up at home a bit so that I can rest later

[queen merlin]

[frank junco]

Limão kkkkkk But what does that mean in English I always see them speak lemon 🍋

[warm pawn]

just a question what fruit tree should i get first

[lament path]

Somebody send a potato gif so he speaks English to doopa

[real bluff]

Which mine rocks give coal?

[summer hamlet]

Lmao is an acronym that means "laughing my ass off"

[cobalt hare]

both an apple tree and pomegranate will come in handy for the community center (remember to plant those in summer)

[tender yacht]

random, but big rocks ony give rocks

[lament path]

Best to just kill dust Sprites

[frank junco]

Ata

[warm pawn]

oh cos i got a apple sap in the traveling cart for 3000

[tender yacht]

this is best way to farm coal

[real bluff]

What floors are they found on?

[lament path]

41 - 60 Iirc

[cobalt hare]

that happens sometimes and it's not that severe (usually) so all we can do is give out a few verbals and if that won't do much we'd have to see what to do next. rarely happens anyway so no worries

[tender yacht]

freezing floor as far as i remember

[summer hamlet]

I typically look around 55-69

[cobalt hare]

floor 40+, yep

[summer hamlet]

I like the number 55

[cobalt hare]

numbers ending in 5 are good cause you can leave and come back quickly

to restart the mines

[summer hamlet]

Indeed

[lament path]

Yes doopa, but they were just asking for a potato gif

[frank junco]

Tô falando esses caras não jogaram Harvest Moon, não sabem oque plantar batata

[summer hamlet]

[tender yacht]

this is really true cause once i need to find rare rainbow slime

[frank junco]

Esse cara está cheirando a mod de stardey valley, bem suspeito mano

[lament path]

We got lost in translation oof

[visual umbra]

Que pasa amigo.

[lament path]

They are an admin

[cobalt hare]

oh lmao I had no idea

[frank junco]

Have you already played HarvestMoon ?

[cobalt hare]

Harvest moon is fun

[lament path]

Yes but only for a short time

[summer hamlet]

I havent

[cobalt hare]

gonna have to ask you to ask questions in english here as as much as I'd like to help you I can't understand what you're asking/saying

[visual umbra]

They asked something about Harvest Moon.

[cobalt hare]

those are rare and yep, it's really useful in those instances

[summer hamlet]

I dont even know man

Google translate isnt all that accurate so it's hard to know

[lament path]

Potatoes

F

[visual umbra]

Bro you failed.

L

[lament path]

Hold on I'll send ur

Gif

[summer hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-gif-gif-24474753

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-gif-gif-24474753

[visual quail]

🐍

double snake'd

[visual umbra]

Bro this gif is actually top tier.

I could look at it for hours.

[visual quail]

it is quite soothing for the eyes

[cobalt hare]

I was brought to tears seeing this

[woven root]

pretty sure the wizard is just giving you hard drugs right

[visual quail]

[lament path]

The junimos aren't real?

[cobalt hare]

Is all shrooms

[woven root]

just the scene where a tree is floating

[neon bobcat]

[visual quail]

[neon bobcat]

Junimos are ready to defend their existence.

[cobalt hare]

Yeah I love the little dudes

[visual quail]

They're the best

[summer hamlet]

@frank junco sorry, but i dont accept friend requests from people i dont know 🙏

[shut chasm]

hola

[cobalt hare]

Hey

[frank junco]

Olaa

Thanks for the potato gifs @visual umbra and @summer hamlet

[shut chasm]

waiting for everyone to be online for multiplayer

all three of us are online but

ones not responding

[high coyote]

from a single enemy? wtf?

[cobalt hare]

Nice

nice

[shut chasm]

how good is the enemy

what level

[high coyote]

floor 85 tiki man

[cobalt hare]

I wished I could go back and play this game for the first time

[high coyote]

tiki man with wood mask

[high coyote]

same

[shut chasm]

why did 6k dissapear from the shared bank acc

[cobalt hare]

Same with most of the Zelda games lol nothing beats that first playthrough

[high coyote]

yeah fr though, i played zelda botw somewhat blind and it was insanely good

[cobalt hare]

same mods help but it's not the same

[cobalt hare]

someone must have spent it

[shut chasm]

I'll ask them

all confirmed it wasn't them tho

[summer hamlet]

Man i could never do shared money

[cobalt hare]

or upgraded something

[summer hamlet]

That would stress me out

[cobalt hare]

maybe one of you bought a barn?

[languid wedge]

hey

[shut chasm]

nope

nobody bought anything

[heavy gulch]

in real life?

[shut chasm]

no new barn

[frank junco]

Hey seal

[languid wedge]

will stardew valley be on sale soon?

[lament path]

Let's goo my cousin is trans

[arctic bolt]

sup new farmerz

wait it will ?

i still havent gotten to ginger island 😭

[heavy gulch]

much better to plant starfruit

[lament path]

Post cc

[summer hamlet]

We cant talk about that here, you gotta delete that

[cobalt hare]

Yeah might want to censor that

[heavy gulch]

you can go there in 10 days no preparation assuming you have completed all the joja mart bundles

[stoic yarrow]

ok, sorry!

deleted

[summer hamlet]

Thanks!!

[stoic yarrow]

so, anyway, I should focus starfruit in that place, and on my main farm plant whatever I want?

[neon bobcat]

@stoic yarrow You're very welcome to ask that question in #stardew-spoilers . That's where we discuss post-CC/Joja Development content.

[cobalt hare]

That's what I did

[shut chasm]

what did you put your fav thing as

[heavy gulch]

does that affect gameplay?

[shut chasm]

mine was women because I forgor about stardrops having the taste linked at the start

[summer hamlet]

Oreo balls, it's oreo cookies crushed up, rolled up, and dipped in some sort of cream. 10/10

[high coyote]

what do i do with 14 unused quality sprinklers? i have no farmland because its full of crops

[heavy gulch]

me who puts fav thing as blood

[shut chasm]

stardrops taste like jt

[visual quail]

no, the stardrops taste brings you thoughts about your fav thing

[visual quail]

it doesn't say it literally tastes like it :p

[stoic yarrow]

oh, okay
I assumed that 'new' was for basic questions and seasoned for minmaxing

[high coyote]

when the stardrop tastes like a smell

[cobalt hare]

I didn't know they made you think the favorite thing so I was confused at first lol

When I first played

[heavy gulch]

so in my case stardrop tastes like blood?

[neon bobcat]

It's more storyline based. Check out the pinned messages for further clarification.

[shut chasm]

mine tastes like women because I forgot about it

[stoic yarrow]

sure, thank you!

[willow jacinth]

Can you sell geodes at Clint's

Instead of breaking them

[real bluff]

I just dug a warp totem from worms in the ground

[cobalt hare]

can i get rid of the tiny pond in my farm?

[visual quail]

Not without mods

[cobalt hare]

💀

That's the only part about the farm that I don't like lol

[signal tiger]

I have made a stupid mistake I meant to build a SHED but instead built a barn, I now have to destroy it and wait longer for my shed

Will I get any of the resources back or do I have to grind to correct this stupid mistake?

[summer hamlet]

Yeah unfortunately there's no terraforming LOL

[summer hamlet]

You dont have to destroy it

But no you wont get it back

[shut chasm]

it's useful for watering cans

[summer hamlet]

You can move the building free of charge if you wanted the barn in that spot

[shut chasm]

it's what I use it for

[visual quail]

You could restart the day, if you haven't slept

and if you're on pc you can revert back one day too

[shut chasm]

how revert a day

[visual quail]

replace the savefile_old with the other one

[summer hamlet]

I think by finding the save backup

Yeah

[ashen flume]

Just leave the game before sleeping

Boom you're back at morning

[tender yacht]

place em, rather than use watering can each day

[signal tiger]

It’s already built

[high coyote]

i cant even use my watering can because of all the sprinklers

https://tenor.com/view/kaptorga-terminator-thumbs-up-ok-alright-gif-12321108

[ashen flume]

You're probably gonna need them at some point

[high coyote]

ive got nearly 20 iridium sprinkler

[tender yacht]

sv autosave each day at the morning you wake up, so exit game to main menu will restart your day to the morning the save was

[visual quail]

If it's already built, that means 3 days have passed

[ashen flume]

I mean its better to keep them somewhere than to just trash them

[summer hamlet]

If it's already built, then they'd have to go back 2 days

[visual quail]

or 2 yeah, which isn't possible

[tender yacht]

ah i thought it hasn't build yet

[high coyote]

true, are you able to recycle them or smth

[ashen flume]

Nope

Post cc

[high coyote]

💀 spoiler

but ty

[summer hamlet]

Bruh delete that

[keen burrow]

if you are on mobile you can keep going back i think

[visual quail]

whoa #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

sorry

[shut chasm]

idea

[ashen flume]

Love how this message actually fits with the one on top

[summer hamlet]

LOL

[shut chasm]

a timewarp totem which is incredibly hard to craft but reverts you to either the start of the day or the last day

[high coyote]

is my strawberry farm good for spring 9? y2

[lament path]

Damn

[cobalt hare]

hmm it's good

[summer hamlet]

There's a single crop that wont get watered but yeah

[shut chasm]

which one

[summer hamlet]

The one sticking out

[lament path]

The coffee one I think

[shut chasm]

but you can just manually water that

[lament path]

Is that coffee

[ashen flume]

That would be a good idea,i doubt it would be added into vanilla tho,maybe a mod?

[summer hamlet]

Yeah i just meant automatically

[high coyote]

yeah it is

[lament path]

Yes I was right for once

[high coyote]

wait i figured out what ill use my quality sprinklers on

coffee

[ashen flume]

Nice

[high coyote]

crystalarium is so expensive to craft holy

5 gold bars

2 iridium bars

[summer hamlet]

Well yeah it can copy whole gems

[wintry matrix]

put jade in crystalarium -> trade jade for staircases -> use staircases to get more iridium

[high coyote]

more gold when

[wintry matrix]

?

oh

idk whenever

[summer hamlet]

Go mining

[tender yacht]

or buy

[remote sparrow]

isnt cabin just a cheaper shed

[wintry matrix]

in regular mines u can elevator to gold levels

[summer hamlet]

It's used for multi-player

[wintry matrix]

so im not as worried abt gold as i am abt iridium

[visual quail]

You can certainly use it that way, although you can't remove the bed and the package inside

[remote sparrow]

but with extra furniture or can you not place items in it

oh damn

[summer hamlet]

You can build one, but you cant do anything with it unless you have a second player

[visual quail]

without a mod or turning it into multiplayer

[warm pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-stardew-valley-gif-24177688

[visual quail]

rip

[summer hamlet]

F

[serene walrus]

Embed fail :(

[glossy rock]

can I ask questions on multiplayer viability here?

[summer hamlet]

Like looking for people to play multi-player?

[glossy rock]

no

[warm pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/junimo-stardew-stardew-valley-surprised-shocked-gif-21722182

[visual quail]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

@warm pawn You can post images and embeds in most channels with the Cowpoke role. Earn it at level 5 by posting in our channels!
Currently #town-square has embeds disabled.

You can read more about the server channels and roles in #old-welcome, and check you current level with !lvl in #governors-mansion.

[glossy rock]

it's like this
can you share a steam account between two persons and then play together on coop?