#stardew-valley
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it means i am laughing
@small coyote invest in quality sprinklers
im straight (probably)
OOPS WRONG MESSAGE
LOL
because I am the peak of privilege(probably)
wobin can i friend
ur pfp is still the gay flag,,, not the ally flag,, or the questioning flag,, ppl r gonna think u are gay
I thought that was the ally flag
Good bye I'm doing to finish school work (last week this week YAAAY)
Idk about flags, all i see is flag
aaa sorry but im not comfortable friending people i dont know π (probably)
Hey man I don't know how it works, theres not a seperate flag for supporting ukraine, you jsut used the ukraine flag
no thats the progressive pride flag, the ally flag is with the A on the straight flag
Oh alr
I mean I didnβt even know straight people existed
straights have a flag lmao didnt know that
they shouldnt tbh
huh?
its old movie colors
but it exists
I didn't know there was an ally flag
Isn't it like the male and female circles combined on the circle?
wym they shouldnt
It's literally just black n white stripes
didnt know straight people are such boomers
it looks stupid as fuck
idk they just,, shouldnt? imo
yeah i know i did a bit of resaerch
nono, i can dm it to u
It is a sexuality tho
anyone who has a straight flag in their pfp or whatever is an immediate red flag
^^
I agree
(IMO) straight people shouldn't need a flag cause its the norm and because they didnt really have to do anything to "earn" the flag
Idk ppl r saying smthn abt invading lgbt back in like 2020
YEAH !!! ^^^^^
theres a flag for straight people?
no
no π
Agreed
nπ
the straight flag was like,, made to invalidate lgbt identities
its like saying the a in lgbtqia means ally,,,
Having a straight flag is like "yeah I support lgbtq+ but don't u dare think I'm one of them"
i disagree.
yeah
Good god who says that
why so ?
cool, its just our opinion
I find this funny
and i said mine
according to the internet there isnt an official stright flag just a bunch of hypotheticals
yeh, people also tried to enforce straights in the lgbtq+ community during that dumb "super straight" movement but eh idrc
we are going so off topic π
nice Β―_(γ)_/Β―
having a straight flag is kinda weird tho
flag is to represent something. thats my opinion lol
HAHAH SUPER STRAIGHT
well be dam
get that off my screen rn
Zerba
hawt 
Zebra
it jumpscared me
i have dark mode π
ZERBA LMAO
Heterosexuals donβt exist.
Okay but ppl who claim to be super straight are red flags to me
wdym, leah is canonically bi!! (More than just she can just date both male/female presenting famers)
flag to represent something π
flag to discredit and invalidate lgbt identities π
who doesnt LOL
I would like to here more on that
surprising amount of people
wow
that's the straight pride flag
I mean I guess having a striaght flag could hypothetically add to the normalizations of other sexualities because not having one is kinda like treating it as default but also like, I dont think that would work in practice
yeah, its not the "straight" flag, its literallly called the "straight pride" flag
Concerning amount of people
i love leahs story if you end up not dating her as a girl bc it still mean shes bi π
Kinda like how there shouldn't be "white pride/power" flags
like we have the "lesbian flag" and the "gay flag", none of them are called "lesbian pride flag", theyre just flags, whereas the straight flag is called the "straight pride flag" not the "straight flag"
exactly
ygm
AWWW I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT βΉοΈ
also i think we're getting slightly controversial in this convo haha
ask the one who made it Lmao xD
probably idk
so guys, that stardew valley huh
I LOVE THE RIDGESIDE VILLAGE MOD BECAUSE THERES ALOT MORE CANON LGBTQ+ PEOPLE INCLUDED 
so guys what part of the CC u guys find the hardest
sure do love pixels
gus and wizard
Mmm yeahhh
Oh yeah I am constantly scared I'm gonna accidentally say something stupid and make everyone hate me
i almost forgot this is a stardew valley server
They taste nice
oh ok
so truffle and rabbits foot? lol
yeah
yep same
IS IT COMPATABLE WITH SVE ???
YES π
it is. but u need GOOD FUCKING PC for it
it has a few tits and bits of bugs like npc placements in festivals BUT IT SHOULD WORK FINE
cuz RSV is BIG .
what
a FEW TITS ??? HOW MANY.
IM GETTING IY
tits-
Tits what sob
in stardew valley-
do yoy mean like in women or 
custom npc fixes should fix this no?
pushes up glasses "uhm acktually this should be in the #modded-stardew channel, not the #stardew-valley channel, you have to move the convo to that channel otherwise I'm going to call a moderator"
SHUSH
im not sure but tbh my potato computer can run it fine ksheowjs
DO I NEED TO MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR IT
NO
U SAID "IT HAS A FEW TITS AND BITS"
its recommended tho. bc it might be buggy
i keep trying to send photos but im not HIGH ENOUGH !!!
you forgot to add this π€ βοΈ
Ok nice nice Iβll do it
starts sobbing
sorry to interrupt but do super bombs by any chance destroy trees on the farm?
YEAH LIKE A HANDFUL OF BUGS BUT NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE A "game is broken!!!"
guys did u know i used to ship sasuke and naruto (i dont watch anime)
IT LOOKS SO COOL OMG Iβm sending a picture of my favourite person when I look at all of them
methinkies
they do
all bombs do! 4 of any bomb is required to destroy trees
I LOVE ALL OF THE NPC'S
shit you right, I always start messages like that with *pushes up glasses* uhm acktually I should add those to my repertoire
the difference between bombs is their radius
IM DOING THE ONE THAT I WANNA MARRY THOO
that sucks
have u guys ever bombed ur crops by accident
corine and faye r my faves
nope
wtf are you doing on your farm?
Long ago, and then I learned not to hold bombs when dealing with my crops
OKG I NEED SO MANY OTHER MODS SOB
silly things
I always default to just holding my scythe at all times
ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT I FORGOR ALISSA AND MADDIE EXIST TOO
how many , 340 days is how many years?
like irl or in game
just over 3 ingame years
divide it by 28 and then multiply by 4
3y + 4 days to be exact
im bad at math tho maybe im stupid
nope
I HAVE TO SMCHARGE MY LAPTOP BUT I DONT HAVE THE CHARGER DOB
112 days
28 x 4 is like 112
In game its a tad over 3 years
dont do math its literally saturday
why not do a year and not 100 ?
no shit then it'd be 48 years
3.035 years in game
im so stupid
4.8
Thats not true either
No guys.... 340 days is 3.04 years in game
guys confession rsv gave me many instances where i thought being an abigail fan was no longer my personality trait
3.4 if a year is 100
im hungry again
ok ok you had to DIVIDE by 4
Well its not LOL
uh my game is frozen I think
not multiply
its 3 years + 4 days for those who cant read percentages btw(like me)
How did I pass 4th grade
Wobin
yeah?
Get a calculator peeps xD
I think I may have too many mods
I just like your name
i feel like im gonna get dissed on with a mixtape
wtf is my dog baking at
oh thank you i guess 
very easy math lol what is the argument
Nothing he's crazy
dogs suck cat better
For real dude LOL I can't believe I'm the only one who got it right xD
Im wobin dis store
LMAO
face palm
π€ βοΈ pushes up glasses uhm acktually its 3.035714286(...) knowing the exact number is very important when doing mathematical equations, you need to stop spreading false information over the internet
ayo wobin ur name starts w a W
too bad ur so sucky you get no W's
Constant Ls are all u get
and u probably have very bad breathe
I did say it was rounded 
NOO
what is Ο
cannot believe my Saturday is almost gonna end with me getting dissed
And considering you said 48 years not long ago you can't talk LOL
I would have to dm you the answer, if I said it here I'd get banned
3.14159
ur WELCOM !!!

youre really making me do this huh
i already did biotchhh
NOOO( send it in 1 hour and 8 minutes)
you on track
You want me to send it at exactly 2 am?
π΅ this is pi, followed by π΅
2653589
You ever been wobbed?
circumference over DIIIIameter
Math really has us stardew valley players in a chokehold huh
79323 omg cant u see
Apparently people do be choking on it
l dont get algebra till it comes to prices in sdv
I don't care much for math but I do care about understanding the game and maximizing profits xD
8464623 and now we're on a spreee
omg wait are you guys singing the pi song
Well.... Toby is anyway
that's not going to end
toby spittin facts for real
what is 4ΞΌΞ©?
it's just the first 100, he's got it
Boring
i wa,, by myself
ty ty
you did wonderful
Whatβs the best way to make money for beginners?
idk how to spell basic words but i know a lot of the digits of pi !!! so atleast i got that going for me
I find that fishing is an easy source of money, but you gotta get the hang of fishing first
Potaotes and fishing is probably your best bet for quick money
in spring y1 at least
Id agree on fishing
I sent @frank kayak 1999 digits of pi
Should I put my sturgeon in a fish pond?
yes
y es
Eat it
yes
When I was a child I ate squid for the first time. And I liked it so much I put some in my pocket for later
uh
I think my game froze
1999 digits of pi was too much for you
SV on IOS lags and crashes sometimes
hibernating for 5 years
goodnight everyone (say it back)
hey so without spoils, whats yalls favorite character to befriend as far as heart events goes
I'm honestly really disapointed I don't have SV on pc but I can't bring myself to buy it with my farms on Switch
SHANE
goodnight
ALSO SHANE
it's AM for me
i thought so. ive seen a bit from his heart events and yeah. ||completely heartbreaking||
goodnight
yeah his stories n devellopment r my fav
seriously though. It's kinda why I love it though, it's real and what some people seriously go through
I hated shane at first, I tried to give him something and he was just like "ey fuck you asshole" and I was like "ey fuck YOU asshole" but after getting 8hearts with him I I just want to help him yknow?
can agree. currently in my playthrough with my partner im trying to befriend abby, sebby, and shane (starting in fall, starting to really get some good cash flow thanks to bluebs and now pumpkins)
Shane was like the first character i fell in love with though because he's so rude in the beginning and i'm just like 'nah there has to be more to you, lemme see that character lore'
the l o r e
the l o r eeee
wtf I just felt my entire ass heartbeat in a single vein in my finger I dont think thats normal
and its gone
help
pretend it means your magic in some way
oh also im kinda proud because i found a money making scheme completely independently. fairy rose honey
shame that i forgot to plant the flower till fall 5 so i seem to have lost an entire harvest. also still trying to get all the materials to make 30 odd bee houses
well i did catch it by fall 4. however. that was a wednesday
anyway if anything i can have them ready for spring with jazz honey
more of a long term investment
also got super lucky to get coffee beans early. gib caffeine
THIS IS LATE BUT GOODNIGHT !
eyyyy now it's time for me to go to bed! surely I will get the same response!
tbh i love the idea of growing crops not for cash but to craft into stuff that helps you out, like peppers and coffee (and i think lettuce for salads is really good, but idk)
g'night
THIS IS EARLY BUT GOODNIGHT !
goodnight !!!
goodnightttt
good morning !!!
said i was going to bed but instead im lurking chat
fuck you messed up my self deprecation joke I got more of a reponse
ha
How am I gonna hate myself now?
Cant sleep if it is mornin
be smothered by the love
im not going to bed yet(i will not get any goodnight messages)
that's a mood
Yes you can
goodnight in advance
Good not night
good day
goodnight'nt
thank you guys for not giving a good night response
i lied im just gonna lurk chat
good future morrow to you, fair lord
Remember everyone!
If you ever said "you too" by accident on "enjoy your meal"
Don't forget to say "in advance"
and they'll enjoy their meal later
taking mental notes rn
what if they don't enjoy it tho
kinda rude they didn't take my totally planned response then
then it's their problem-
okok true
also is it weird that i got a meteorite week one and an owl statue by the start of fall?
ooo lucky lucky
Nope not weird but very lucky
did the math and assuming 1% on meteorite and 0.1% on owl statue, that was a 6.8% chance and 5.4% chance respectively
gotta love the good ole binomial distribution from my stats class
Anyway now I will chat on my phone instead of my computer while watching Reddit videos and waiting for the melatonin to kick in
fuck yeah. melatonin. wheres mine, brain?
yeah
I think it's cause my parent have me melatonin at a young age and then my brain was just like "oh it gonna be like this forever cool"
Time to grind again haha
What are you grinding for?
does grass spread on the green tiles or nah?
no
nah
hmm
Im grinding towards quality sprinklers since im fucking watering 57 seeds with a single watercan
not a 1.5 thing so its just mods?
Quality sprinklers are so worth it
it genuinely just doesnt spread on grass in vanilla
ah i see
the pain of me circa 2 days ago
Has to be
I have 416 crop tiles and a full energy bar each day
hahahaha
It's the dream
really gotta get those good luck days to get to gold level in the mines
do you have like 15 stardrops what?
It's because of the sprinklers
asked cause the forest farms with grass look too nice i needed to know if it was possible xd
Althought I do have like 4/7
oh yeah i assumed you were saying no sprinklers
just made like 12 sprinklers for the start of fall so i got hella real estate
to be honest, are iridium sprinklers even necessary?
even though for how pretty it is the formatting is kinda unbearable... having to refresh the grass around 1-2 weeks each time if you wanna feed animals fresh food+ if theyre on the grassy patches
What seeds can i plant to eat
i used to not make sprinklers until iridium because quality ones dont allow giant crops, either way yeah because they save alot more materials that can be used elsewhere which give more money
or is field snack only good oprtion
like most vegetables and fruits are good to eat. really depends on the season though. tbh early game field snacks are your best bet for energy
also cave carrots
ahh thanks
Field snacks or wait around mid-spring for salmon berries are the best bets for early energy
the issue with eating your crops is that youre eating money
hope my PC doesn't lag now
best way to get fiber?
Ok I actually fall asleep for real now
are you going to fall asleep for 5 years?
any other way for fiber? like quick and easy
well well I'm doing in game
hmm, no not really, not any Good source anyway
this broke it before but I'm hoping it's better
how do you stop weeds and trees from growing when the next year begins?
is the fiber levels in the mines good?
||golden clock||
||gold clock frm wizard||
options are either level 80 and below in mines or just lettinf it grow out in areas it spawns in
Wobin, you have no life.
if u want a lot of fiber the ||sewer place|| is rlly good
really just foraging and mining are the best quick ways. clearing out your whole farm year one usually nets you a few hundred
Reset L81 for fiber. Best fiber source
mind you none of these give as much fiber as ||fiber seeds|| do but lvl 80 and below are probably your best bet
tysm
i was aware but what caused this reaction LMFAO 
400 days fells long
k
and I'm not doing anything
k
no response?

nah lol
ugh it didnt even response ro ny last message
what will happen if you leave your farm decaying of 5 years + Max Friendship (SDVE)
you know what you get in the mail
it was supposed to be a joke in response to ben just popping in and saying i have no life and then popping out without saying anything lol, no hate to them its just funny
probably my last big question: im pretty close to level 9 farming, enough for the seed maker. is it worth going for star fruit if i still dont have the ancient seed, or should i go ahead and grind for the seed
can roommates/spouses destroy stuff in your home like normal?
Oop, he was just delivered to me, looks like I'll be sleeping 5 hours to tonight
3 years in
plzzz im fucking laughing at these megamind memes/replies
how broken my humor is rn
yeah
i think if its very cluttered they have a dialogue abt it, if its completely full then they do
uh-oh
no cause i literally had to go and make the
emoji because for some reason no server im in has it yet 
no afik, but theyll comment on it tho
no emotes? 
o, so i can just leave a pathway?
to be fair itll take till spring to start on starfruit. i dont have the animal products and fruit trees to make the greenhouse work before winter i dont think, which is a shame
I think it should work
there is no Friday 13 in SDV
k
honestly kinda disappointed abt that
disappointing
it wouldve been cool planning if it matched friday the 13 with abigails birthday imo
there should be friday the 13th smh
alright
someone better make a mod of it
krobus walks to backroom sometimes im a little scared
whats so great abt friday the 13th??
extended years or seasons?
its said to be the unlucky day or somteting
unlucky day
cause idk about friday being weird but 13 is seen as an unlucky number
bruh
the glorious unlucky day
but Chinese it's 4
that caused my bf to literally lose every league match 
some are religious and others are completely different
cuz your desperado
i knew that
301 days to go
i DO take ungodly long breaks from discord though
cool i guess
I spend roughly 75% of a DAY on my phone according to my screen time
I have no life basically
Why lol
My secret friend for the festival is Lewis
Ay i got leather boots
Let's go
||give him his underwear||
never do the pants quest. its way more fun to just taunt him with them constantly
put the pants in the soup. display the pants for all to see in the fair. put the pants in an immaculate display case as a family heirloom
how do you do that
cricket noise
||staircase into pants slot||
so since I chose foraging upgrade, when's the botanist one coming? 2 or 3 levels later?
ppl here told me I should choose foraging in the upgrades so I can get to botanist one and it's good
what skill do you have
let me check my game real quick
farming, mining, foraging, fishing and combat upgrades
1 more than 12 also judas
I also got gatherer
geologist, tiller agriculture and scout
desperado is better then scout
I just care for the foraging one
y tho crits are good
if you like doing smashy thing, i mean
also
if I put my crops in the chests and save them all for winter, is there a chance for me to sell them for a higher price
you need scout for desperado
It's true tho
It's an upgrade version of Scout except with crit strikes instead of chance
sadly no
there's no stock market
dammit my high economics brain was too big for this game
I also thought to do that too π₯²
and my tiny economic brain was too tiny for this game
Ye I think I encountered bout 3 people thinkin sellin crop in winter sells high...
any coopers
that's a crab not a copper
#multiplayer-lfg-old is a good place to look
I kept confusing co-op with coop bruh
same took me a sec
thank you
ya'll is there a way I can submit emotes for this server, the ones we have are just icons from the game and not so emote-like. And since I love this game along with having photoshop skills I could get some for the server
crabber
First, was ||baby human|| in coop
now a person finding coop-person
srsly we don't even have a kekw emote
spring 3 y2
You can suggest an emoji with @spare lava's DM

the beetles fr
iridium pufferfish
dam why is the pufferfish purple?
you have puffer fish and super pufferfish
oh ye I forgot Super Sea Cucumber
super sea fish
ngl we need a wheeze one
for the love of god i just wanna buy large goat milk and get greenhouse already
aight I'll be working on stardew valley emotes this week
bout to say "spoiler?"
but... bundle tells the reward and the stuff anyway...
cmon wandering merchant
its y2 come onnn D:
i nearly got y1 completion but had bad rng on traveling merchant
i ended y1 with only 2 bundles left
bulletin and pantry
Im gonna rat her out on being relatives with caroline
I knew the bulletin is in the list
yep
I wonder who finishes Bulletin Bundle first.
pantry vs bulletin
let me guess wheat
rabbit foot?
animal fodder needs wheat and apples
ive got that i just havent donated
yeaaa
got it from [redacted]
I guess am half right?
Pomegranate?
i recently got it but havent donated
i have like 10 items left
half right again?
Hello hello everyone ! Can I move chests on my farm/in my house without losing their content ? I've got some of them in my house and I want to move them elsewhere, but they're full and my inventory is not big enough to empty them π
yoo you're from terraria discord
Yooo
i think you can nudge them by one tile
I always see your Buff Axolotl everytime I chat there
Good
you can nudge them but that'll only work to move them ariund in the same area
dont go back there
dam
was too being chaotic?
automod thought i said n word
for moving them building to building you do unfortunately have to remove everything in the chest(including the chest)
bruh
i appealed and they didnt accept
Let's not discuss your ban reason
till 17 june to next appeal
Hmmm I'll try that then thank you ! They are all stuck together against a wall so I'm not sur it will work π
it can! Just try moving one towards another chest maybe itll move to the side instead 
Oh and, I can't sell furniture right ?
nope
At what levels do u usually find Iron ore?
Ok I'll do it hehe ty π
mainly cause if you could itd basically be infinite easy money with the catalog
40 to 80
hope it works!
Thanks
the wiki says the secret forest has 6 tree stumps that I can get hardwood from, but the one I'm in only has 4? Am I in the wrong place isn't it the one with statue of the guy seeking for the sweetest thing ever
40-79
there is 6
you have to go down a little bit
two below, you have to walk under some leaves
MY BLUEBERRIES ARE IN ALJNJHJSFGJKL HYPEE
omggg wtfff I just wanted to put furnaces into somewhere else and 3 of them fell into the water
noooo
restart day
deluxe barn
Deluxe barn probably
deluxe, more money for house
Whats the best crop to grow in spring
Deluxe House
smh they don't pick both
Strawberries
Potatoes and Strawberries
Strawberries π
What should I grow in the greenhouse?
spring year 1 then potatoes use potato money to buy strawberries
sobbing why cant the sofa just be in the middle of the rug
I guess Ancient Fruit?
or the berry crops
Up to you! A lot of people do af
I havent found one yet
what do i get clint for his birthday
But you can grow some variety too if you want
Sweet gem berry
its slightly triggering ngl
why the frick is there a note dedicated to just marnie with baby jas
Hops, starfruit, strawberries, pumkins etc
Strawberries Blueberries, and Cranberries
save some space for Ancient Fruit
this is my greenhouse stuff
lore
family photo ig
Grow trees in the greenhouse if u can, I heard they can still bear fruit even year round if you plant em in the green house
Yeah Fruit Trees still works in greenhouse at any season
Yeah you can grow like 12 trees too itβs crazy
Grandpa's bed has best lore
I think arcane started the grandpas bed trend
I didn't
fair
So that's why his custom status "Grandpa's bed has more lore than the Dream SMP"?
^^ dont grow them on the dirt patches tho, but around them
Should I increase my backpack space to 36 slots
if you need it
hello can i ask where are lewis purple pants
Yes! But it is spoilers, do you still wanna know?
yeah please i spend like 20 mins looking for themπ
||I remember them being at marines house so try looking there for purple pants!||
Should i sell my un-used minerals? I already gave em to Gunter
oh i didnt think about that, thanks!!
Thanks
Donβt sell them; youβll need them
I got a dwarvish helmet
Oh artifacts you can sell
Minerals can be used for gift gifting and some machines but if you dont need the super expensive stuff or artifacts feel free to sell !
Thanks
Hmm whats are you guys favorite event in the game π§
Not heart event but calender onez
can i transfer animals to different barns?
egg hunt
yes
yeah, right click them
thanks because im upgrading my barn i was thinking about building another and transfer some animals there
do you like messing governor?
yup
What does it mean if my chick is looking a little thin?
not enough food
dying
dead
about to fade to nothingness
reanimated
how to scale earnings in a season? There is only so much time I can spend in a day to hoe land
I don't want to use mods for this
dying again
mine and forage bestie
I have 29K and it's the 27th of the summer
should I go for the 25k bundle to fix the bus
How do I feed it? I already have a silo full of hay
You have to place food on the tray thingy
Mine and get sprinklers
take food from the box thing in the coop and put it on the tray
Processing certain crops are great too
is 28 the last day of winter?
I mean, assuming that I have sprinklers and money, I find myself bottlenecked by the speed I can hoe ground at, I can't do more liek 600 seeds in one day
28 is the last day of every season
o
Yes
all of a sudden alot of people are sending me recipes
friendship
love how we designated the empty cabin as the "fun cabin"
You don't need that much land solely for crops do other things with it like set up beehives or an area for kegs and animals
im trying to grow giant cauliflowers, do i need to water them again after they matured or do i leave them there and wait?
I stole someone's entire room
Water again I think but if I'm wrong then sorry
and just replaced it with fun cabin items
wow, only find out now triple espresso speed stacks with spicy eel speed
fun fact: you can bin someone's fireplace
i find it funny that everyone wants to fix shane but not a single person i know actually cares about haley. we live in a society
I dont care about anyone but I am fine with Haley
Clint gave me an Iridium bar as his secret gift
Damn a whole fireplace in the trash
I know this because I did it
for me everyone is redeemable except pierre, morris, and haley. i personally dont like elliot and george but theyre not inherently awful
whats wrong with haley tho 
yup
Why do you not like elliot
Thanks
I lever go to jojo's
the first thing she says to me is that id look cute if i didnt have shitty clothes
just personally see him as kinda pretentious but not awful to be around
george is just a boomer
but i really cant hate him either
team
or team 
the only jojos i like is the one that got screwed over on netflix
what do you even get in the second option
you avoid having to collect a bunch of items and instead just have to make money. but also it hurts your soul because capitalism
so no one does it
Junimo
my balls itch
wha
balls itch
and cute things die
or at least get rehomed
But morris said he'd help with my transition
time to go on an epic journey to find out who asked
yep i tried doing the joja route but it hurts my soul
searching the known universe using a gravitational lens
still can't find out who asked
its the last day of winter year 1 :)
It feels like you're disappointing your dead grandpa in heaven
joja is just money
Why I m not getting any large goat milk? Its been 2 season passed
your animals are prob not happy?
I m doing everyday
yeah idk
??
Let them eat grass outside to boost their happiness
woo
little tip, plant a bunch of grass starters for lots of grass the next year- theres a glitch (?) that makes the grass mass grow in the end of the season
what do i pick
artisan βΌοΈ
ok
Cow give me large milk but not goat
id usually go for artisan
:(
I'd choose Artisan
Always artisan!
better for late game
1st option
40% is better than 10% and also that 40% goes longer because artisan goods pay more
when in doubt flip a coin
what do i do at the last day of winter year 1
esp wines
Your goats go outside or you make them stay inside ?
and truffles
eat all the snow
that's how it all magically clears
it is in fact possible to respec your professions ||in the sewers after getting the key from the museum, IIRC||
idea: season blur where in spring it slowly gets warmer
You can let them outside fine
whenthesnowisthickenough-
Sorry wrong reply
No problem lol
who eats all the snow to make it magically disappear
Winter now but I let them go outside during fall
I'm almost in winter, I have to cut all the grass that I grew during autumn ? I know it doesn't grow during winter but does it disappear when winter comes ?
is my farm ready for spring?
yes
yes, get it all donw
It will
Also they have 0 hearts till now idk why
Okay thanks ! And if I need hay during winter I have to buy it from Marnie, I can't plant it I guess
remember Marnie is at her store and mans it ~70% of the time!
Do you have something to keep them warm during the winter ?
staring at the microwave
Heater
??
its much better to stock lots of hay in a silo instead of buying from marnie, it gets pricey
tip: name chickens [434]
Artisan. It's where the real money is at.
im pretty sure that microwave has the unsolved answers of the universe if marnie keeps staring at it the whole day for the rest of her life
how do you quickly put stuff in the trash can?
Ik, but I won't have enough for the whole season, that's why I'd rather make it from fiber ...
is there like a key combo or something?
wha
the radiation gives her brain powers
maybe its a smart microwave and has the feature to call someone and her and mayor lewis are just talking to each other
neat cycle
Yes, select the item then press delete button
or she has weird fetishes for microwaves
why cow hearts increase faster than chickens
-get someone as partner
-marry them
-get the stardrop
-divorce
-repeat
-????
-profit
idea: stardrop wine
i was about to marry penny but winter came and it doesnt rain
well yes
mmmmm sad
you can make it rain
were you me
seriously
are you playing on vita
whats vita
vita? that's old
oh the computer
on my first one I. nearly married her but then winter came
a flop
it was my first device
same
this is my first run
never finished because I played it on pc after
i have 5 hearts with her mom
LMAO
can you make a ||rain totem||
no
F
for some reason someone on my multiplayer game started sleeping in everyone's bed
what do
||at like level 9||
they spawn in bed
If you're still milking them by hand, you get points for that as well. So you get points for petting, milking, and letting them eat grass. With chickens you only get points for petting and letting them eat grass.
Penny has to stand on a step ladder to wash dished
dishes
You can't marry a child......
it's easier for me to hibernate for 1 year at a time
what
people have made her taller
lmao
adults can be short?????????????????
you know that adults can be short right?
!penny
And you are all taking me seriously...
no child looks like this
LOL
It's implied
ngl i didnt know maru could be married she looks rlly young
it isn't
how many stardrops are there
7
milk with bucket
nah we answerin it with reaction
It'll add up soon :)
alrigh enough thats 8 stardrops now
ight cool
Good job everyone
Then that's why the cows increase hearts faster.
auto grabber
I do all the reaction talking
wh
I put down most of the reactions there
Once you upgrade the barn to Deluxe, you can buy autopickers from Marnie, and those will gather eggs, wool and milk for you.
Auto Grabber will give them half friendship points than you milk them by hand... I think?
pog
will they put them in machines
seriously look
like cheese maker
Yes unless mobile
Wdym mobile
there's stardew mobile
U can't aim
Sure, but with the shepherd perk no worries
Oh no thanks then
Morbius π
You should with the second joystick thingy I think? idk been so long since I played mobile version
marussy. not elaborating
i have 5 hearts with my girlfriend's mom
U have to stand still for so frikin long
To get their parents trust or to cheat on her with her mother?
both
getting that pamussy
Killing mobs? Not so much, really. What it excels at is using explosive ammo to break rocks and nodes from across the room. But they have to be close to a wall, mob or ladder in order for the explosive ammo to detonate; the ammo just passes through normal rocks.
tommorow is spring
you forgot to add some grass starters on places where you want a ton of grass to grow
ex:near your animals maybe
should I buy 100 potato seeds to get as much strawberry seeds for the egg festival as I can or is that way too much cause I still have to go to the mines a lot to try and get quality sprinklers before summer
i will do it now
its spring 1
NoooooOOOko
What are the crystals in level 43 cave? They sound like glass breaking when hit
should i let my animals out?
Ok thank you π
Yes
Pet them first
i keep my animals inside because i have to wait for them to get back it
then let them loose
is there an ending to the game? Like, death on the 40th year or something
i dont like letting them out :/
U don't have to close the door
It's neverending.
Endless
so that you'll get some items higher quality
oh
immortality
You only need to let out pigs and you're alr
yooo spring and who is this
idea: fully automatic farm
can we buy something multiplied or we should hold right click
Kent the ptsd man
there's no need to wait actually. they go back in by themselves and if you keep the coop/barn doors open nothing will happen to them 
stuck in an eternal timeloop with a bunch of villagers and monsters just under the ground, no escapes no get outs and no leaving
Kent
Hello doopa
Let all your animals outside to eat grass. You get friendship points when they can eat grass.
nice
ooooo
alex father who's a veteran soldier now
you have Been stuck in a time bubble
and make them very happy
no way out
shift + right click buys 5 of item at once
tysm
my farm is now ugly :D
It's been 45 years. George and Evelyn are still alive. Jas and Vincent are still in elementary school. Your children never seem to grow past toddler age. It took you almost half a century, but you finally realise. There is something terribly wrong in Stardew Valley.
what to do
Alex?
hey
how are you?
its an experiment by the government
the town is just all an illusion
I'm doinng good, just school stuff
no problem!
It's the Simpsons.
or maybe
a paradise. but it's walled off. there's no way to escape and you won't die with the sun
when the sun dies, you will freeze
nice 
do i let my cows out?
All shops are closed Wednesdays right
just pierre's
Nope, just Pierre.
tHANKS
preferably, yes
what do with extra cabin other than moneys
and buy sunflower seeds at joja!
they get stuck
jodis son
jodi: neighbor of emily and haley, mother of 2 kids who are alex and vincent
vincent: the kid who's friends with jas and their teacher is penny
penny: the teacher of the town
jas: marnies daughter
emily: the girl with blue hair and red dress who's working in the bar of gus
haley: Emily's sister, blonde and stereotypic
gus: the guy who runs the bar in between of georges house and lewis's house
george: the old guy who's in a wheelchair
lewis: the demarch
I would add extra players but we like it at three
You sure it aint Sam?
what do with extra cabin
There is no reason not to.
move your cheese presses
my farm is so ugly now i hate spring
god dammit
yeah it's sam
all this time I've been calling him alex
WAIT WHO'S ALEX THEN
should I sell it
yeah alex's the sports dude
sams the... yellow hair guy
o
spor
you can put the machines inside
should I like use it for storage
GODDAMN IT THEY LOOK SO SIMILAR3
what do
outside i can see when its done
bed?
ALEX HAS BROWN HAIR?
and closer to shipping bin
extra cabin is good keep it you can use it later
have one in your home and put a milk in there
Jas is Marnie's niece, and Shane's goddaughter. Shane is also Marnie's nephew, which would probably make Shane and Jas cousins as well as godfather and goddaughter.
why
so you could use it as a clock
true but they seem to be blocking the way
the hair style is similar
i moved it
Just remember. Alex is jock. Sam is Super Saiyan.



