stardew-valley

[royal trout]

Oh nice ok

[hollow hornet]

nned

[cobalt hare]

Oh so we prob just high in our bed dreaming this shit

[hollow hornet]

welcome back kieran

[wild moss]

aeugh

[slow yew]

lenin

[hollow hornet]

OH SHFONTBIT

[slow yew]

OMG LENIN efoisemnfoimen

[hollow hornet]

LENIN

[rich crest]

LENIN

[slow yew]

im tearing up

[hollow hornet]

BROOOOO

[wild moss]

where the fuck are my colors

[rich crest]

LMFAO

[slow yew]

u have them L

[wild moss]

EYYYY ITS BACK

[rich crest]

LESGOOOOO

[hollow hornet]

lenin is new this is so sad

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[wild moss]

holy shit I get a leaf sick

[slow yew]

cropmaster with the new badge lmao

[royal trout]

How'd I get rabbit foot for wizard bundle

[wild moss]

why am I in new farmers what am I doing here

[rich crest]

rabbits 🥴 or kill ||serpents||

[wild moss]

i am disoriented it has been too long help

[cobalt hare]

tc. Rabbits and drops from || serpents ||

[hollow hornet]

gramps its time to take ur medicine

[slow yew]

grandaddy lenin

[wild moss]

shut your to up

i am only 44

[hollow hornet]

not my yo

[rich crest]

not the yo

[cobalt hare]

44? That's amazing tbh :3

[royal trout]

Huh idk what they are ig I'll meet em someday

[serene walrus]

Lenin ur back <3

[cobalt hare]

i just realized the only ppl i have friendship with is robin for finding her axe and sebby

Oh wait it doesn't work like that

[wintry matrix]

can only get a ||pearl|| from the ||mermaid show|| once, right?

[rich crest]

ye

[slow yew]

mhm

[hollow hornet]

[wintry matrix]

ok, thanks

[slow yew]

[hollow hornet]

[slow yew]

i love havin nitor, mainly cause panda cant bully me for it

[hollow hornet]

we can bully panda for not having nitor now

[wintry matrix]

spending so much money on the submarine each night 😭

[slow yew]

mhm

[hollow hornet]

id say its worth it

[cobalt hare]

Pog I love having nitor

[void rain]

i do that too

i don't get anything good tho

[hollow hornet]

delta nitor impostor

[slow yew]

it do be fun

[void rain]

😭

[slate barn]

i watched jurassic world dominion yesterday

[hollow hornet]

how

[cobalt hare]

Not you with the sus stickers

[slate barn]

it’s a nice movie

[void rain]

idk i just get shiny squid

[cobalt hare]

Quiz 💀

[rich crest]

bussy

[slow yew]

seems like a good chat for #town-square

[void rain]

[cobalt hare]

Auto Correct going wild fr

[hollow hornet]

thats pretty good

[slow yew]

#images-and-memes

[void rain]

😔

[woeful quartz]

im nwe farmer

[rich crest]

wtf did i just watch

[slow yew]

nah

[indigo mango]

k

[slate barn]

im a new farmer

[rich crest]

welcome

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[woeful quartz]

ok

[slow yew]

yeh but this chat is for sdv

[cobalt hare]

Autocorrect changed sus to quiz lmao

[slow yew]

not jurrasic world

[void rain]

im so bad at the game im on like year 4 and i don't know what half of you are talking about

[rich crest]

thats sad

[cobalt hare]

AND CHANGED IT AGAIN TO DUE

[woeful quartz]

Fall Y5

[cobalt hare]

LET ME LIVE

[void rain]

like who tf is this

[hollow hornet]

if i had a dollar everytime someone mistook new farmers as general

[void rain]

😭

[cobalt hare]

FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT

[slow yew]

you'd be fuckin rich

[void rain]

there is no general here

[hollow hornet]

fr

[cobalt hare]

#town-square

[slow yew]

#town-square lmao

[void rain]

😭

[rich crest]

#town-square

[void rain]

that's general? i see

[hollow hornet]

dw man we all play at our own pace

[void rain]

haven't played in months im dying

used to play it day n nite to the marias

[hollow hornet]

mood

[rich crest]

sameee

[cobalt hare]

#town-square is general btw , general as the name suggests is for general stuff, that means everything . Here as the name suggests is for new farmers . Really interesting right

[last topaz]

i heard wine is worth a lot

[rich crest]

thats why im pretty braindead

[last topaz]

is there any specific thing i need to put in the keg?

[hollow hornet]

delta are you high

[cobalt hare]

no mobile is just hard to fucking do shit with yk

[hollow hornet]

that sounds mean sorry

[void rain]

yes thank you for the effort

[cobalt hare]

My msg was supposed to be replied to my previous msg

[hollow hornet]

iconic

[wintry matrix]

caught an octopus!

[rich crest]

any high base selling crops/fruits, hops are pretty good too

[pallid hound]

Wellp, I've started summer of year 1 and I feel like I'm doing pretty well

[rich crest]

indigo is pooing

[last topaz]

what about a crystal fruit

[hollow hornet]

i am pooing

[rich crest]

u cant process that

[slow yew]

[wintry matrix]

are blobfish good for fish pond? (it’s my last opportunity to catch some for this year)

[last topaz]

its literally winter so i don't have any crops or fruits lol

[hollow hornet]

yes its good

[slow yew]

i like how that is still my note on indigo's profile

[indigo mango]

they can give pearls

[cobalt hare]

Taking a shit!
Fingering

[pallid hound]

I was able to plant 52 melons

[rich crest]

hat

[wintry matrix]

cool beans, thanks

[hollow hornet]

delta banned

[pallid hound]

...

[rich crest]

what drlta whate dleta what delta

[cobalt hare]

wdymmm

[void rain]

[cobalt hare]

YOU GUYS DONT KNOW THE MEME?

Bruh

[pallid hound]

I dont care if its a meme or not I want to talk about SDV not this

Absolute cancer of a chat

[cobalt hare]

Give us a topic

[rich crest]

wow i regret searching that

[slow yew]

good for u

[hollow hornet]

i just want to blackmail delta with this

[cobalt hare]

Oh you seem to be new here

[slow yew]

yeh, not rude at all

[cobalt hare]

You can't bm with this smh

[last topaz]

[cobalt hare]

wait what

[hollow hornet]

im telling bouncer and hes gonna take away ur ipad priviliges

[rich crest]

💀

[pallid hound]

Look I have tolerance for random offtopic shenanigans but this is like

Not the server I would expect to find it on

[rich crest]

idk what meme youre talking about but i assume what popped up wasnt the one u mesnt

[slow yew]

cool, you should expect the worse always. then you cant be disappointed

[rich crest]

meant

[woeful quartz]

MESSAGE @indigo mango for serious SDV conversastions

[rich crest]

😭

[pallid hound]

...

[serene walrus]

Lol anyone doing anything interesting on their saves?

[pallid hound]

highly doubt that

[slow yew]

did u legit just ping a random person

[pallid hound]

Started summer of year one and ive got like, exponentially more coffe beans and 52 melons im growing

[cobalt hare]

No the meme I'm talking about is the Japanese dude repeating everything he does like main chars. And the fingering part is when he is playing the guitar 💀

[last topaz]

delta is down bad

[void rain]

OH FINGERING

[cobalt hare]

YEAH

[woeful quartz]

no its my serious gamer buddy

[void rain]

YEAH

[rich crest]

😭

[pallid hound]

I really dont care

[slow yew]

'serious' i can tell /sarcasm

[cobalt hare]

I thought the meme was pretty famous

Idk

[woeful quartz]

he once forgot to eat dinner to play the valley

[slow yew]

ur definition of famous is having friends

so idk what u mean

[cobalt hare]

Wym

[crude tapir]

🤨

[rich crest]

PDNAB

[hollow hornet]

delta just lost a fan

[crude tapir]

delta wtf

[cobalt hare]

Kieran what did you mean

[crude tapir]

SAMGHJY

[cobalt hare]

I DIDNT CREATE THAT SHIT BRUG

[rich crest]

@crude tapir

[crude tapir]

DELTAAAAA 😨

[slow yew]

PANDA

[rich crest]

😨

[crude tapir]

naurrr

[slow yew]

hey, hey panda

[void rain]

im sorry but why do you have an itachi and itachi pfp

[crude tapir]

yes kieran

[void rain]

😭 😭

[slow yew]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-nitro-nitro-free-nitro-free-discord-nitro-gif-19035049

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[crude tapir]

this is why i never greet you

[rich crest]

💀

[slow yew]

hehehehe

[cobalt hare]

No they are both itachi, as you can see

[slow yew]

lmao nooooo

[cobalt hare]

I want to but I don't have any cool ideas!

[void rain]

oh right

[crude tapir]

never except a hi from me ever again

[void rain]

still why

[slow yew]

nooooooo

[cobalt hare]

Cuz I want to

[wild moss]

why is new farmers rancher biome

[slow yew]

i need a panda hi

[void rain]

😭 sniffing emo

[wild moss]

what happened

[rich crest]

rancher moemnt

[crude tapir]

LENIN

[slow yew]

cause we dont like the pros in seasoned

[hollow hornet]

cause all the shepherds grew up and you werent there >:(

[wild moss]

MY LEAF

[crude tapir]

YOURR LEAFFF

[wild moss]

ITS SO GOOD

[rich crest]

LMFAO

[crude tapir]

CROPMASTER BUT LEAF 😭

[hollow hornet]

[slow yew]

yh is gonna pass out from that

[visual quail]

Except me

[crude tapir]

new farmers being purple rare moment

[rich crest]

Marcus

[crude tapir]

marcus u ruined it

[hollow hornet]

yeah marcus is a little behind but its alright

[visual quail]

[slow yew]

you'll get there someday marcus

[hollow hornet]

[rich crest]

i believe

[hollow hornet]

you believe

[rich crest]

we believe

[slow yew]

nah i dont

[crude tapir]

no one believe

[rich crest]

wtf

[warped ether]

Oh my God

[visual quail]

LOL

[rich crest]

🤧

[warped ether]

I'm stuck in the bathing house...

[slow yew]

i like being different, it gets me attention

[warped ether]

How the hell did I manage this

[cobalt hare]

Again Kieran what did you mean

[slow yew]

[rich crest]

good point

[hollow hornet]

we love an honest capybara

[warped ether]

Bro I just wanted to try the chair glitch on different places and now I'm stuck in a bathing house

[slow yew]

i mean u think being famous is having someone as a friend minimum, im saying u have no friends

[rich crest]

oh wait new spy fam ep byee

[hollow hornet]

L

[warped ether]

I can't even use a warp totem lmao

[cobalt hare]

Oh . Lol

[hollow hornet]

restart the day ig

[slow yew]

oh bye

[warped ether]

No I'll just wait until I pass out

[cobalt hare]

Well true I got no friends

[hollow hornet]

see ya sammy

[warped ether]

Which'll take about 7 hours

[void rain]

i restart the day when i forget it's someone's birthday and forgot to give a gift 😭

[warped ether]

Fantastic

[woeful quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/certified-lover-boy-drake-clb-way2sexy-gif-22975783

[void rain]

we don't talk about the lost progress tho

[cobalt hare]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels with the Cowpoke role. Earn it at level 5 by posting in our channels!
Currently #town-square has embeds disabled.

You can read more about the server channels and roles in #old-welcome, and check you current level with !lvl in #governors-mansion.

[hollow hornet]

if you asked me if we were friends before the meme incident i would say yes

[crude tapir]

i accidentally read nearly the whole manga now i know what happens LMFAOO

[cobalt hare]

[crude tapir]

the words....

[woeful quartz]

and??

[warped ether]

Do I drown if I pass out in the pool?

[crude tapir]

uh

[hollow hornet]

bros arguing with a bot

[warped ether]

Only 1 way to find out

[cobalt hare]

L

[slow yew]

yeh im happy i dont get to see it

[woeful quartz]

the letters 😭

[warped ether]

Well I'm stuck in a bathing house because of a chair, what else am I supposed to do than trying to drown

[cobalt hare]

Just reset the day

[hollow hornet]

oh its just the dude from the simpsons dancing

[warped ether]

[slow yew]

i highly doubt that

[cobalt hare]

Then stop switching to this channel and let the time pass

[hollow hornet]

i clicked on it smh

[cobalt hare]

Lmao

Btw indigo what you did was pretty risky

Never trust links

[hollow hornet]

thats my fifth middle name

[slow yew]

i mean it says tenor

so like

[woeful quartz]

Kieran are we really going to create a negative atmosphere?

[hollow hornet]

huh

[cobalt hare]

Oh you don't know ..

[slow yew]

yeh i can

[crude tapir]

delta is speaking from experience 💀

[woeful quartz]

im getting fussy buddy

[slow yew]

imagine downloading a virus

[hollow hornet]

dont try to argue with Kieran thats what he wants, word of advice

[slow yew]

good for u, didnt ask tho

[slow yew]

INDIGO I WANT XP

[hollow hornet]

yeah yeah

[cobalt hare]

There are ip grabbers that work if you just MSG someone. Fake links are everything . Fake websites are everywhere

[hollow hornet]

fuck

[woeful quartz]

Kieran are you an avid valley player?

[cobalt hare]

And they do be exactly like the real ones

[slow yew]

could u refer to me by my name pls

[wild moss]

what’s your name

capybara?

[cobalt hare]

Qi ran

[hollow hornet]

soo favorite path in the hit game Stardew valley

[woeful quartz]

i cant speel cabybra

spell

[slow yew]

brick ( when using gwen's paths )

[wild moss]

jokes on you I can speel candybarber

[slow yew]

capybara

[cobalt hare]

No paths

[slow yew]

lmao

[woeful quartz]

capybara

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[hollow hornet]

feels weird seeing Lenin type in chat, looks edited

[crude tapir]

💀

[serene walrus]

I like crystal floor

[slow yew]

ikr

[warped ether]

The hand is where the chair is

[serene walrus]

Why did you bring a chair with u

[woeful quartz]

oh this keiran guy vchanged their name

huge revelations

[slow yew]

Kieran*

[woeful quartz]

shut up

[slow yew]

smh get it right

[warped ether]

I wanted to try the chair glitch thing in different places

[woeful quartz]

Devon supremacy

[slow yew]

oh no this chimp person is here

[serene walrus]

So uh fave machine in sdv

[indigo mango]

me when me

[warped ether]

Swear to God if I wake up in the bath house

[woeful quartz]

growl

am i pretty

[slow yew]

u wont

[hollow hornet]

i do not want another gina situation

[warped ether]

Ah finally free

[woeful quartz]

call me

look at profile

[slow yew]

i quite like the keg, supplys me with money

[slow yew]

thats not a smart idea

[warped ether]

Well now I have a fear of chairs

[slow yew]

ngl

[indigo mango]

please call him

[warped ether]

Fantastic

[woeful quartz]

kieran lose weight

[serene walrus]

Lmao ofc :)

[slow yew]

im already underweight tf

[woeful quartz]

kieran call me lets argue

[woeful quartz]

gain weight

[warped ether]

Wait, who the hell carried me to my bed

[slow yew]

nah im good thanks

[woeful quartz]

okay you're perfect

[slow yew]

oh no

[visual quail]

Worm bin

[warped ether]

Oh Harvey

[woeful quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-happy-adjust-hood-smirk-stare-gif-15231629

[visual quail]

🪱

[serene walrus]

Embed fail :(

[warped ether]

HARVEY WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE BATHE HOUSE AT 2 AM????????

[visual quail]

rip

[crude tapir]

embed fail again? sad

[slow yew]

EMBED FAIL

[indigo mango]

embed fail smh

[woeful quartz]

parenting fail

call me Keiran

[warped ether]

Wait Harvey wasn't at the bathe house, someone carried me to the clinic and then I woke up....

[woeful quartz]

lets chat

[indigo mango]

krobus

[warped ether]

Who the hell was at the bathe house at 2 am....

[slow yew]

Ok from now on i will call u keiran rather than devon

[warped ether]

Except me

A M E R I C A

[visual quail]

smh

[glass flume]

sheesh

[visual quail]

Linus never charges

[crude tapir]

linus secretly living off our stuff when we pass out

[glass flume]

e

[indigo mango]

Subtitles for the deaf: "I've billed you 1000g to cover your medical expenses."

[visual quail]

He's earned it

[woeful quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-gif-12986707

let me guess embed fail

[crude tapir]

💀

[visual quail]

Another 💀

[woeful quartz]

i will steal your postmans big box of letters and eat them

[serene walrus]

You need lvl five for embed perk :(

[indigo mango]

who delivers the letters in stardew valley

[slow yew]

omg Keiran embed failed again

[cobalt hare]

Panda hello peachy hello macu hello

[serene walrus]

Hi delllltaaaaaaa

[slow yew]

most likely lewis since he also sells the stuff in the shipping bin

[crude tapir]

[hollow hornet]

wtf

[woeful quartz]

lewis broke his ankle in the manga

[cobalt hare]

Indigo hello

[woeful quartz]

its cannon

[hollow hornet]

i dont get a hello, friendship torn

[cobalt hare]

Brug

[warped ether]

There's a manga?

[woeful quartz]

ye

[indigo mango]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

You were not here when I was saying hello smh

[hollow hornet]

no

[cobalt hare]

[woeful quartz]

what level am i

[hollow hornet]

check "!lvl" in #governors-mansion

[visual quail]

You can check it in #governors-mansion

[woeful quartz]

relax

[celest plank]

anyone know what the little bubble thing is off the side beach dock in the ocean?

[visual quail]

yea chill the fk out indigo

[visual quail]

[slow yew]

i mean u asked a question, think u should

[cobalt hare]

Oh I thought we are fucking chillin . Smh qi ran

[woeful quartz]

type of guy to use commas

[slow yew]

im not a guy

[cobalt hare]

Bubbles randomly appear they have better bite rate and pretty sure better chance to catch rarer fish?

[visual quail]

How dare you use grammar

[slow yew]

so no

[warped ether]

Not gonna screenshot that one since I aint a cat person

[slow yew]

how dare u be educated

[visual quail]

💀

[slow yew]

how dare u structure your sentences to make them easier to read / make them read properly

[visual quail]

you*

[crude tapir]

bros refusing simple education

[visual quail]

smh

[slow yew]

[hollow hornet]

be read*

[cobalt hare]

You don't? Weird

[woeful quartz]

everyone burn

[slow yew]

what?

[visual quail]

what?

[indigo mango]

goofy guy

[slow yew]

damn i hope we aren't all burning

we might need some water

[crude tapir]

shiver my timbers

[hollow hornet]

make them be read properly

[visual quail]

[cobalt hare]

Make them be read kieran

[hollow hornet]

is this a junimo moment

[woeful quartz]

call me now

[cobalt hare]

That's what indigo is referring to

[woeful quartz]

we need to talk

i can't argue on message

[slow yew]

i will no longer call u Keiran but instead now

[woeful quartz]

i cant hear you cry

[slow yew]

dont call them cause they will take ur number and then flood it with spam msgs / calls

[cobalt hare]

I might sound rude but who tf are you?

[woeful quartz]

Devon

[crude tapir]

someone send a peepocringe emote

[hollow hornet]

<@&239770080378880001> this person is disrupting chat and actively harassing a member

[woeful quartz]

woopsies

[visual quail]

[serene walrus]

Yikes

[woeful quartz]

no one wants to hold the smoke

[indigo mango]

fr, admin needs to clean this mess up!

[crude tapir]

I LOVE THIS

[cobalt hare]

PRAYGE. THIS. IS. A SIGN

[woeful quartz]

only fall Y4 HA

[slow yew]

well done

[woeful quartz]

dont ping staff please

[wild moss]

is that the first traveling merchant lmao

[slow yew]

its pretty hard to hold smoke

[hollow hornet]

thats a really cute portrait also

[warped ether]

Why she look like that

[slow yew]

they already have

[woeful quartz]

try harder tf

[slow yew]

mods

[warped ether]

Oh yeah mods are a thing

[cobalt hare]

YOU'RE NOT DODGING ME THIS TIME FOR A WHOLE YEAR MOTHERUCKER

[woeful quartz]

ugly idk

[cobalt hare]

I HAVE ASCENDED

[warped ether]

I'm waiting to use mods until I first beat the game

Not 100%, just beat it normally

[cobalt hare]

it is

[slow yew]

i mean its physically impossible to hold smoke with your hands

[cobalt hare]

That's post cc I suppose ..

[woeful quartz]

you are the reason im gay

[cobalt hare]

Who cares

[heady moss]

@woeful quartz There is no need to insult others.

[crude tapir]

do u perhaps have the picture of this, the server is private

[cobalt hare]

Lmao panda

[woeful quartz]

your dad (my daddy)

[crude tapir]

I'm just collecting emotes shush

[slow yew]

delta has a sibling

[woeful quartz]

is he boy

[cobalt hare]

ew

[woeful quartz]

i sorry

[visual quail]

You can just right click and click "open link" I think c:

[teal warren]

isn't this chat for stardew valley talk?

[visual quail]

but here you go

[slow yew]

we stray off topic to fast

[crude tapir]

LMFAO thanks!!

[hollow hornet]

panda cant even use it outside of the server since no nitor

[cobalt hare]

Oh fk I don't wanna sleep

[slow yew]

lmao 💀

[cobalt hare]

If I wake up i gotta work uhhhhhh

[slow yew]

no nitro makes me

[visual quail]

[warped ether]

What is it hard to 100% it?

[woeful quartz]

no nitro L

[cobalt hare]

Lmao the audacity to flex WITH THE EMOTE

[slow yew]

[crude tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-go-away-just-leave-you-are-annoying-leave-server-gif-17802417

[hollow hornet]

[slow yew]

u wouldn't do that tho would ya

cant leave us for a second

[crude tapir]

watch me

[cobalt hare]

The thing you are referring to is post cc content. Better suited for #stardew-spoilers

[slow yew]

anyway, fav sdv farm and why

[cobalt hare]

Forest

[slow yew]

i mean, if u say so

[warped ether]

What seasoning?

Wait nvm

[cobalt hare]

Huh

[hollow hornet]

forest farm for the aesthetic

[slow yew]

noice

[warped ether]

I thought you mean seasoned as in food

[hollow hornet]

noice

[cobalt hare]

But I literally tagged a channel

💀

[slow yew]

💀

[warped ether]

I am not smart, don't be surprised

[last topaz]

i made it to level ||25 in sc||

[hollow hornet]

[crude tapir]

[visual quail]

nicee

[last topaz]

no staircases used

[warped ether]

There's a higher chance of a handicapped bird doing a backflip than there is of me not being stupid

[visual quail]

very specific

[cobalt hare]

Nah. You are smart. Have some confidence !

[wintry matrix]

second ||prismatic shard|| goes to museum?

[last topaz]

i've seen a lot of handicapped birds do backflips

[serene walrus]

Ye

[cobalt hare]

If you want to ig

[wintry matrix]

cool beans, thanks

[cobalt hare]

Beans

[visual quail]

[slow yew]

love some beans

[visual quail]

lovely beans

[cobalt hare]

Someone from and old server was called beans.

[hollow hornet]

kieran are you able to send stickers

[cobalt hare]

Very toxic and rude. And was a staff

[slow yew]

no, i have classic for this month

next month is better version

[cobalt hare]

I miss terraria

[wise topaz]

endanish

[cobalt hare]

But I don't want to join the terraria server

💀

[slow yew]

its living hell there

but hell seems quite fun tbh

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

The game also

[wooden osprey]

Can someone sand me the fishing chart, I can't find on the wiki

[cobalt hare]

Everything post plantra is so stressful

[slow yew]

not the game, but the mods for the game

[cobalt hare]

I never modded terraria lol

[hollow hornet]

L

[cobalt hare]

Daymn

[cobalt hare]

Ratio

[slow yew]

if u think post plantera is stressful, god dont try modded

[hollow hornet]

3 minutes is pretty long for a story ngl

[cobalt hare]

Idk man. The shrines esp the game goes by so fast. And the fkin cursed biomes also spread too quickly . A living hell fr

[slow yew]

there is a mod to stop that

[cobalt hare]

[wild moss]

in my last playthrough my friend and I just straight up nuked the corruption

[cobalt hare]

Bye

[wild moss]

got those luiafk unlimited sticky dynamites and bombed it for half an hour

mods are good

[warped ether]

What?

The hell is the effect icon then

[hollow hornet]

why do you keep glitching man

[wild moss]

[cobalt hare]

Kinda sus

[warped ether]

This time it wasn't intentional

[hexed smelt]

She said "cool beans", not "vile beans". 🤣

[serene walrus]

🤨

[wintry matrix]

just checked my inventory after getting back from regular mines (had to get prismatic slime) and ||I GOT AN ANCIENT SEED||

[slow yew]

mobile user iirc

[hollow hornet]

dont insult my beans

[serene walrus]

Yooo gg

[warped ether]

You didn't see me being stuck in the bathing house?

[hollow hornet]

the cursor tho

[slow yew]

💀

[slow yew]

i'm legally blind

[hollow hornet]

blin

[slow yew]

blin

[wintry matrix]

it also gets me closer to 60 artifacts

[hollow hornet]

kieran is legally blin

[cobalt hare]

I got egg with purple star is it special or somthing what should i do with it?

[hollow hornet]

its the highest quality

[crude tapir]

iridium quality

[hollow hornet]

you can sell or mayo it

[crude tapir]

if its a large egg u just get golden mayo and if its small iridium keep it imo

[warped ether]

God dammit I did it again...

[wintry matrix]

crystal fruit wine gets 630g⁉️⁉️

thats worth making right? i asked the other day and someone said it wasnt and was just a meme

[visual quail]

Yea I always plop my crystal fruits in kegs

[wintry matrix]

hdbdhdvxg im glad i tried it anyway !

[idle juniper]

||no way I got 2 giant crops||

[serene walrus]

Nice

[idle juniper]

Ah it doesn't let me censor the image?

only the message

[crude tapir]

no need to spoiler giant crops

!embes

[warped ether]

Even with both of them combined it still don't weigh more than your mom

[crude tapir]

fuck

!embeds

[serene walrus]

Oh you don’t need to spoil giant crops :)

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels with the Cowpoke role. Earn it at level 5 by posting in our channels!
Currently #town-square has embeds disabled.

You can read more about the server channels and roles in #old-welcome, and check you current level with !lvl in #governors-mansion.

[crude tapir]

WAIT

WRONG COMMAND

[serene walrus]

E

[crude tapir]

💀

[serene walrus]

Imagine💀

[wild moss]

yes yes of course

you can only spoiler tag things at level 5

[crude tapir]

SHUSHHHHHHHHHH

[wild moss]

seems reasonable

[crude tapir]

IVE HAD A ROUGH DAY

[visual quail]

Lmaoo panda

[crude tapir]

marcus coming out of ur hole just to laugh at me

[visual quail]

That's what I'm here for

[crude tapir]

:(

this is why u arent rancher yet smh

[wild moss]

wait holy shit

[visual quail]

ik

[wild moss]

how many capybara fans are there

[serene walrus]

I don’t know at this point

[visual quail]

Eh, 8 or 9?

[serene walrus]

[visual quail]

idk some might have left

[wild moss]

nooo I don’t have any capybara emotes

60 servers and not one capybara

what’s the point of nitro even

[visual quail]

Same, had to import it myself smh

[eternal niche]

UNLEASH CAPY! (I'm not sorry)

[teal warren]

i dont have nitro to use it

[wintry matrix]

uh i handed the wizard the prismatic jelly and the other one i had is still here

[wild moss]

yea it’ll disappear when the quest is over

[agile depot]

Hi guys!! Just started the game, and there are a lot of videos of people doing things super quickly like completing community center by year 1 or unlocking stables and stuff like that all in the same year. This is a bit confusing so I just want some advice from someone. What are some things that I should accomplish by the end of year one?

[wild moss]

so you should put it on a sign or something as a keepsake

[wintry matrix]

so at the end of the day?

[wild moss]

don’t worry about that just play the game

there’s no time limits, those faster runs are more like things people do to challenge themselves their second time around

just enjoy yourself

[wintry matrix]

i was expecting it to disappear as soon as i handed the other in / collected the g for the quest 😅

[wild moss]

meet people, decorate your house, pet your animals, plant some crops

etc

[eternal niche]

I was going to say something about naming all the animals on my Wilderness farm after wilderness literature/media, but then I got distracted by the capy...

[tribal kite]

honestly i think just do what you can for the community center! there’s kind of no way to get everything you need there without omnipotent knowledge :> just enjoy the game and you can always make another one once you’re more seasoned ❤️

[slow yew]

ur lucky lenin i cant find a transparent image of the crop fairy

[wild moss]

if you want some basic goals by the end of year 1 uhh having a few community center bundles done is a good start

maybe like one house upgrade or a coop

[tribal kite]

I think just figuring out the mechanics, exploring the mines, filling out what you can, and making some money is good :>

[wild moss]

yep

[tribal kite]

if you can get a coffee bean though you can essentially print money 😳😳

I got a coffee bean day 3 of Spring Year 1 on one of my saves from digging in the dirt and I was BALLING

[royal trout]

Soo I died in the mines :/ will my stuff be where I died or is it gone? It was important stuff ;-;

[wild moss]

nope

[tribal kite]

i think you can go to lewis’s house to recover it for a small fee

[wild moss]

you can get one item back from the adventurers guild

[tribal kite]

oh yes adventurer’s guild mb

[wild moss]

the rest is unfortunately gone forever

[royal trout]

:(

[slow yew]

wdym

[wild moss]

gotta be careful with your health yea

[tribal kite]

what happens if it’s a tool or something 😭

[wild moss]

you can’t lose tools

[tribal kite]

ohh ok

[wild moss]

you can lose weapons though

[tribal kite]

damn 😔

[royal trout]

Yeah my sword is gone noww

[wild moss]

what sword was it

[royal trout]

Obsidian edge

[wild moss]

hmm that’s not too bad

[slow yew]

wdym

[wild moss]

how much money do you have? you could buy a steel falchion for 9k

[serene relic]

on what floors of the mine does the most quartz generate?

[royal trout]

13k

[wild moss]

which is a really good weapon, better than the edge and not too expensive

hmm

[royal trout]

Winter tomorrow

[tribal kite]

Maybe the ice floors?

[wild moss]

do you have any bone swords or anything

[vernal ginkgo]

If life gives you lemons, sell it for money

Edgy

[royal trout]

No my next best one some shortsword looking thong I got from an enemy

[wild moss]

what else did you lose

[tame cradle]

enter first level of skull cave
slime infested level
nope!

[slow yew]

could you spoiler|| skull cavern|| please

[wild moss]

if you lost anything else that was important you might want to just fish a bit to make some money and buy a steel falchion

it’s better anyway

[slow yew]

ignore my spoiler fail

[wild moss]

good work kieran

[serene walrus]

Omg Kieran spoiler fail

[royal trout]

All my stone (400) and stuff I was gonna put in cc

[serene relic]

on what floors of the mine does the most quartz generate?

[slow yew]

sorry im just admiring girl krobus sprite

[wild moss]

stones not too bad

[cobalt hare]

Anyone need any help

[wild moss]

so if you don’t get the sword back what would you take instead

[royal trout]

Uhh my yam

I only grew one yam and I need it for cc

[wild moss]

hmm yeah ok

get the yam and fish for money so you can buy a new weapon

[royal trout]

Okey I like fishing

Ty lenin

[woeful quartz]

i dont

[wild moss]

[woeful quartz]

please stop

for Devon

[spice coral]

Thankfully me reading this chat just saved me my prehistoric skull. I died in quarry mine with the crazy skulls and was sad it blew up my new ooga booga skull

[royal trout]

[wild moss]

i am personally not feeling very inclined to do anything for Devon

[serene walrus]

Hi welcome (^_<)〜☆

[slow yew]

[woeful quartz]

thats because Devon is not well known yet

Devon will kill all

[wild moss]

I am mildly hopeful that it stays that way

oh you’re back

[woeful quartz]

same forizzle

[wild moss]

i think this is my cue to leave new farmers

[woeful quartz]

i will follow you closley

[slow yew]

same

[woeful quartz]

not this guy

[slow yew]

rude

[visual umbra]

Jaking?

[royal trout]

Just ignore him

Smusher I mean

[vernal ginkgo]

So sus

[serene relic]

just made it to floor 100 of the mines, feeling good

[woeful quartz]

sorry buddy

[slow yew]

proud of u

[vernal ginkgo]

Do not forget to watch your energy levels. You will pass out if you run out.

[slow yew]

nah dw i forgive u

[visual umbra]

Yeah the mosquitos are really annoying.

[last topaz]

I'm in winter, if I plant a fruit tree that bears fruit in spring, will it grow fine?

[wild moss]

yep

[last topaz]

alright thanks

[slow yew]

and im not use to the warm weather so this is when the pain begins for me

[serene relic]

time to fish for lava eels

[wild moss]

fruit trees grow in all seasons but they only produce in one season

[serene walrus]

GL

[slow yew]

#stardew-valley

[serene walrus]

GL

Good luck

[wild moss]

imo don’t bother, there’s a much easier place to get them later on

[visual umbra]

Any temperature is fine as long as there is no sun pulling life from my eyes.

[slow yew]

i thought that was an i

lmao

[wintry matrix]

YES
I GET THE ||SEWER KEY||

[wild moss]

like 50% chance to hook one

rather than 4%

[serene walrus]

lol my auto caps aha

[queen merlin]

Ig you are living up to your nickname

[slow yew]

why did u say LG

i dunno what that means

[serene walrus]

💀

[queen merlin]

Life's good 👍❤️

[slow yew]

lg or Ig

which one is L and which is i

[olive charm]

I found a treasure chest

Where do I sell it pierre and Clint won't take it

[wild moss]

shipping bin

[serene walrus]

shipping bin

[olive charm]

Ok

[wild moss]

meteor

there’s a rock on your farm now

[slow yew]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[wild moss]

it can only be broken with a gold pickaxe and it has some ores inside

[queen merlin]

First is L, second is i

Idk why i spent time figuring that out

[serene relic]

is it rare?

[slow yew]

i forgor and i cant even tell now

[queen merlin]

😭 💀

ig L+ratio idk gn

[slow yew]

[serene walrus]

Gn kieran

[slow yew]

wait what

[wild moss]

kind of, not really

[queen merlin]

I am sleeping 😭 😭

[slow yew]

u said gn

im fucking delusional

[queen merlin]

Maybe peachy is the one who is legally blin 😭 😭

[wild moss]

*blin

[serene walrus]

I’m so confused lmao

[queen merlin]

Thanks for correcting 😭

[slow yew]

tbh i dont even know at this point

[queen merlin]

Well anyway goodnight fr 🛌

[serene walrus]

I though you were going to bed💀

[slow yew]

[serene walrus]

Cause you said gn and I’m dumb

[slow yew]

i didnt say that 💀

[queen merlin]

(I am honestly awake rn just to see this unfold)

[serene walrus]

Shut up

[slow yew]

LMAO

peachy is def the one that is legal blin

[serene walrus]

I do have glasses so you are correct as I’m legally blind

[wild moss]

you know who’s not legally blind

[queen merlin]

Grandpa because he isn't legal anymore

[serene relic]

*blin

[wild moss]

no no this one is blind

[queen merlin]

That sounds much worse now that i think about it

[wild moss]

that was my last message before I got banned

banned for speaking the truth about pufferfish

[serene relic]

what

[serene walrus]

F

[wild moss]

what

[serene relic]

explain

[shut chasm]

suo

[serene walrus]

Hi welcome <3

[wild moss]

puffercool was changed to :legallyblind: for April fools

[serene relic]

ok

[slow yew]

💀

[wild moss]

i pointed out that he wasn’t legally blind anymore because it wasn’t April fools

[hollow hornet]

its a prophecy

[wild moss]

and I was promptly banned

[serene walrus]

[serene relic]

you were banned for 2 months?

[slow yew]

lol

[queen merlin]

[hollow hornet]

i like that it implies that was the reason you got banned

[shut chasm]

I joined after multiplayer invoking memories of this server

I did it with two others and I played for four hours, good times

[cobalt hare]

Its been a year now and I'm still banned from a Zelda discord server

[slow yew]

indigo make me play sdv

[hollow hornet]

no

[slow yew]

i need to finish off this last save so i can play modded

[serene relic]

play it or else i will steal ur liver'

[serene walrus]

Kieran you should play sdv so you can play modded

[slow yew]

ah well, im sure i didnt need it

[hollow hornet]

kieran your farm design really sucks and i will only take it back if you play sdv

[slow yew]

IK

[visual umbra]

I got perma banned from a Rocket League server and they gave me no chance to appeal...

[slow yew]

that is legit just lies indigo, u love my farm design

[hollow hornet]

no ur farm is stinky peeyew

[serene walrus]

I’ll uh do something that you don’t want to happen if you don’t start playing

[cobalt hare]

What did you do 🤣

[serene relic]

oh and also your limited edition PSA grade 10 Charizard card

[shut chasm]

got permabanned from a deltarune server with no chance of appeal for joking about pinging a server

[hollow hornet]

i hate it i only lied before

[slow yew]

i never collected pokemon cards

[shut chasm]

not in the rules

nothing

[serene relic]

then whos card is this what

[shut chasm]

instant Perma ban

[visual umbra]

I sent a GIF of Cartman from South Park riding a bull.

[slow yew]

must've been in the liver

[serene relic]

can i take your kidneys while im here aswell

[cobalt hare]

I got banned for posting morshu rtx

[serene relic]

need them to finish the community center bundle

[shut chasm]

take 74.5 percent of the liver every 5 yesrs

infinite money

[visual umbra]

We can just agree and say that the mods hated us.

[cobalt hare]

Yeah sounds about right 😂

[shut chasm]

it was a nice time in multiplayer

[shut chasm]

what

[fickle sorrel]

poor guy got some problems

[shut chasm]

why did you post nis

[ionic oar]

Yeah he’s hard at work with a massive beer

[eternal niche]

Dang it Marnie! I forgot she doesn't start manning her store until Wednesday! (at least I have another day to think of names for the chickens)

[cobalt hare]

Shane got a new job where he spends 99% of the day anyway. Living the dream

[shut chasm]

[434]

Name it [434]

[slate barn]

who said that? plus stop minimodding man

[cobalt hare]

I wish there was ppl who could co op with me on switch

[shut chasm]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[cobalt hare]

Thankz

[slow yew]

that was legit 2 hours ago, and like u get told off / warned for off topic

[shut chasm]

maru best girl

[eternal niche]

Why?

[slow yew]

sorry im tryna stop u getting warned

[shut chasm]

no reason, just sounds like a cool name

[vernal ginkgo]

[slate barn]

i have stuff to do instead of being in the stardew valley general chat all day

[vernal ginkgo]

Cool story

[hollow hornet]

this isnt the general chat lol

[slow yew]

ok, but like still no need to reply to it

[vernal ginkgo]

Also remember to ride your horse daily. It needs attention too

[hollow hornet]

[fathom yarrow]

Hello

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[serene walrus]

Hi welcome ⊂(´• ω •`⊂)

[visual umbra]

I like your profile picture.

[slate barn]

i can reply to what i want man 🤨

[shut chasm]

accidentally started a polyamory in sdv

[slow yew]

[fathom yarrow]

Yes

[vernal ginkgo]

Edgy

[slow yew]

cool, for future turn off the reply ping when replying to me tho

[slate barn]

the rule is clear, the first message-able channel in a discord server is the general one

[fathom yarrow]

[slow yew]

sorry i dont see that in the discord rule book

[vernal ginkgo]

I dont think its as clear as you think lol

[visual umbra]

Isn't the rule love thy neighbour?

[slow yew]

[slate barn]

no

[serene walrus]

What rule is that lmao? Never heard of it

[vernal ginkgo]

You gonna need to re-read the so called rules.

[shut chasm]

well someone now sleeps in my bed oops

[slow yew]

dw i can sort that out

ah much better

[shut chasm]

wrong

wrong post

[copper trail]

what????

[visual umbra]

They left?

[slow yew]

did they fuckin leave!

[copper trail]

is that just global discord rules?

[shut chasm]

is that fire I see

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[slow yew]

LMAOO

[hollow hornet]

dude i think they did

[serene walrus]

Lol

[slow yew]

i guess they dont like being wrong

[shut chasm]

byebye

average fan lookin

[visual umbra]

And finally when something interesting was happening, what a shame.

[hollow hornet]

also are you and ben not capybara fans anymore can i go back to honoring lucy

[queen merlin]

dafaq happened when i was making my bed

[copper trail]

IM A FAN

[shut chasm]

maru best girl

[hollow hornet]

server name says otherwise

[copper trail]

its in my pfp i promise just invisble

[serene walrus]

Ooo if so u want it back? ❤️ I’ll go back to being 2.5

[slow yew]

nah i am

[serene relic]

IM A FAN

[fathom yarrow]

Wich Chanel should I talk in if I want to play/talk with other people

[shut chasm]

[slow yew]

just gotta disguise it so the capybara haters dont know im the leader

[queen merlin]

Leah

[shut chasm]

-smart

[hollow hornet]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[shut chasm]

-builds gadgets

-space

perfect girl

[fathom yarrow]

[hollow hornet]

yeah sure

[shut chasm]

-free stardrop

-slave to help around the farm

[fathom yarrow]

Today we are playing gues the character

[visual umbra]

Haley.
-hot
-pretty
-awesome
-cute
-beautiful
-caring
-free stardrop

[shut chasm]

bye now

[hollow hornet]

ruhi no

[slow yew]

indigo, traitor

[hollow hornet]

you guys left first smh

[serene walrus]

LMAO

[forest scarab]

Emily best girl

[copper trail]

can someone send a capybara picture with transparent background, i want to make the capybara like 99% transparent and put it into my pfp

[visual umbra]

Whoopsie doopsie.

[fathom yarrow]

What you guys talking about

[forest scarab]

She do funny dance

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-haley-gif-23050236

[copper trail]

just sneak it in

[hollow hornet]

its literally the server pfp of the capybara emotes server

[visual umbra]

Never forget.

[queen merlin]

Gone 💀 reduced to ashes 💀 💀

[vernal ginkgo]

Remember to water your crops regularly

[serene walrus]

[queen merlin]

I am so confused, I should sleep

[forest scarab]

🍞

[fathom yarrow]

How many hours do you guys have

[cyan merlin]

200

[queen merlin]

night

[vernal ginkgo]

I have 1600

[ashen flume]

Like 390?

[serene relic]

capybara is dead

[copper trail]

omg halo hiii

[cobalt hare]

rip giant rat

[fathom yarrow]

I got like 56

[serene walrus]

1028 hours :P

[copper trail]

i remember u during the summer event weren't we cherries together?

[queen merlin]

About a 100 i think

[cobalt hare]

150 ish

[serene relic]

25.3