#stardew-valley
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The brown ones yes
HOW
NO CROWS OR LIGHTNING
idk
Have not figured that out yet it keeps happening to me too
negative, those aren't dead. Wild seeds generic growth sprite
Oh
YIPPPPEPPEPEPEPEPEEEE

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE 😭

Yall... my stardew valley farm looks. horrible.
wsp chat
Hi Random
hey
hello!
dear chat
hi chat
dead
u got a joke of the day?
nah bro
if i join someone's world on stardew valley and I buy a joja membership and they bought all the upgrades will i get the achievement?
im on pc
🫤
Hello! Nice to meet all of you!
??
thats rooted plant from mixed forage seeds
No, they're not dead. They might be mixed seeds or whatever which causes them to look dead, but they aren't
Hii, nice to meet you too!
nice to meet ya!

How are youu?
I'm good! I was wondering if the multiplayer-lfg is working or just don't wanna work for me haha
What's happening? Can you not post or something?
I've honestly never tried to use it before
It's not showing me any post at all
I can shake my phone lol jk jk
Hahah
I been looking for friends to game with for awhile now why I wanted to see
Ahh, I see! Maybe you can ask in #stardew-spoilers, to find out why the posts aren't working. They're pretty active in there rn, I'm sorry I can't help
jared says its maybe loading
jared tried to see and went to lfg and no posts showed for a bit and then his starts lagging and he wasnt able to go to other channels 💀
Uh oh
but now, jared's phone is fine
jared thinks his phone just lagged a bit, perhaps there's already so much lfg posts in a forum format so it took some bit to load
helo
jared says hi
im am new in the server
I don't know many people who play Stardew, so I wanted to invite someone to my farm
I've always played this game alone, and this is the first time I've found other people playing it too
I need some advice for my farm, so if anyone is interested, please write to me
anyone know what to do with checks inventory
nearly 500 green teas? finally switching to coffee
Just getting back to a Year 3 world that I abandoned, newer player.
Welcome back
Thank you
This feels like a backhanded compliment idk
You should does a sick backflip gift them to Caroline
she's maxed out hearts but I suppose i can spoil my wife's mom
i only need one apple for complete the civic center but i be the 2 year in the game and i don know i am atrassed or not
why am i getting answers to a question that i’ve asked that’s already been answered just scroll down two lines dawg 😭😭🙏
if i join someone's world on stardew valley and I buy a joja membership and they bought all the upgrades will i get the achievment
obvs not u need to do it yourself
alright
this by far is still the worst achievement in the game
like i’d love to plat the game on just one save file idk if i can be bothered to spend 40 hours on another file just for this
As long as you view the cutscene it works
try #1139016532966506576 Heyizuu, make a thread with your system, mods (if any), playing schedule if needed, etc. that's where people looking for multiplayer will be. Or you can post screenshots in #images-and-memes or #farms-and-outfits if you just want some feedback on designs
(I think we have #farms-and-outfits perms. I may be wrong.)
ugh i’d love to play stardew with someone but idk anyone and im very awkward ugghhhhhh

@chilly valve You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

does anything bad happen if you're in your home when it strikes 2am? bc it gave the black screen with the little speaker in the bottom left but I was listening to music
so i didn't hear anything
nvm- I think i found what it was
stone owl statue spawned
that's a night event
You just happened to get a set of events with odd timing
so I don't get mugged while in my home right
me at the start of every season having to fix my decayed fences
No
Why are we listening to that new Carti
wonderful
inspiration
I need to look up a npc pathing map sometime so they don't destroy everything I place
!pathing
See here for NPC pathing tiles:
i heard best to take the pathing with a grain of salt so might need to test things out if necessary
better than nothing
pam be destroying the lamp posts I put down and not caring at all
she'd rather walk home in the dark
like it gets really dark really early in winter 😭
hi guys
hey
Just avoid placing them on villager's path
There's a site that shows the ones safe to be placed on
ye they just gave it to me :)
Pro tip; npc can't destroy chests if it has an item in it, but they'll push it instead
free labor 101
It's kind of good if you're trying to find their path
is anyone around to help figure out my mod troubles
Could ask #1272025932932055121 or #modded-stardew
thanks so much
does anyone have a good fruit tree in greenhouse layout? ive recently got sdv on switch and it keeps telling me my trees cant grow overnight
also whats the strat with skull mines...just try to get as deep?...like as soon as u see a ladder go down? mine for ores first?
i think it is descend as fast as possible
in my opinion tho
the deeper you go to the skull caverns probably you get a good loot and plus you should check the tv for the fortune
staircases are a skippable way on a ||skull mines||
so correct me if i am wrong honestly, thats not fully accurate on what i say
B100 probs effective for grinding ore, along the way u can collect geodes from ghosts and cloth from munmy for extra income and collectibles
is there any voicechats to talk about stardew valley
dont think so, at least i never seen anyone talk about stardew
unless its multiplayer
hmmm i think the multiplayer rooms already gone
its like that at most gaming servers
monster hunters, terraria, rimworld, etc
they have voice chat for live streaming at most.
none of them "talk" about the game, well, aside live streaming
Has anyone ever had 5 days in a row of rain/storms?
My newest save did summer 22 through the 26th
i guess
how rare would that even be
rain totem is a valid option 😌
Year1, that's not possible lol
My guess is pretty rare.
I've had 3 days of rain/storms in a row on other saves in year 1. Definitely not 5.
Yeah so I'm calling it weird lol
summer 13th and summer 26th are guaranteed storms
below level 100? also bro i cant survive in the skull mines-
u can try but mind the day time

i meant is that what you meant by saying b100?
high luck day and many bombs to obliterate paths, until u reach near 100, start farming ores after that
along the way, grind ghost and mummies, also ore clusters
u can use 100 stairs too to skip all of shenanigan
What’s the deal with all the pufferfish loool
that seems like a long while to get to 100 tho
also how do i survive longer as everything hurts
food is must, sashimi/cheese/salad, the eating animation freeze everything so basically all food is effective
soooo...upgrade house for kitchen....great
u can buy salad from gus
and cheese from milk
but personally, i use sashimi cuz i have hundreds of crabpots.
or use cookout kits

It is been a while since I last played Stardew. I want to try a new farm this time a bit more water. I'm struggling between riverland and beach, both look so pretty
On beach, spri klees don't work very well :(
Wow I hate typing on phone...the *sprinklers don't work
beach has biggest building tile, its a trade.
I just bought this game and want to play with my son
u can make makeshift greenhouse from shed too, in a way, its better than outside
I maybe wrong, but I saw on a TikTok saying theres a website where you can create and customize a Stardew valley farm with all items? Kinda like a sandbox where you can design on the different maps?
I was wondering if so, is there a link in here?
#farms-and-outfits i believe has pinned message for that
hmmm
it doesnt
oh welp
Newest version of the well known Stardew Valley Planner
oh yeah, the channel description
Thinking of doing an animal focused farm or a fishing focused farm
Both sound fun
jared thinks fishing can fall under animals 
Jared is very wise
jared is thinking of an animal only choose the animal professions, no artisan
guys leah is one of the easiest to marry right?
whats that?
recipe unlocked at level 3 foraging
something u can use to cook in place of a kitchen
Leah is one of the easiest to marry right?
i would say no coz of her schedule
depends on the way u spend your day but if you at her schedule on wiki i'd say no
u talking year 1 right
dont rlly know her schedule i never talk to her but u can see detailed season here https://fr.stardewvalleywiki.com/Leah
oh alr thanks
id say its usless to give her the driftwood coz year 1 u'll get charcoal out it and can give her quality foreagble for more hearts also quality spring onion then sicne u go there to see anyway
i dont use the kiln like that so i always give it to her LMAO
gotta help out an artist
How sentient are stardew valleys fish to be able to make demands
Guys I have grown and sold many items except potato by why is only the potato there in collections?
Maybe you sold it at Pierre?
I don’t think it counts there
I sold everything to pierre
Then where does it count?
Everything must be at shipping bin to count
ohh
I think it’s only money from Pierre
Got it m thanks man
it has to be shipped form the bin
Thanks
Day 4 fishing level 4. My chickens have begun producing eggs and I’m actually making money now (saving my fish for either level 5 or 10) may start farming soon
Just to get Mayo machine recipie
Re started playing again and my addiction is back when I get off playing on my console I go lay down just to play on my phone
1st year winter
Stardew is probably my second favorite game closely behind terraria
I looooovee stardew
Real
This is kinda hilarious to see I'm sorry 😭
The potato of confusion and trickery
MeeM
what should i do when there's green rain?
Foraging
my axe still upgrading, is the tree will stay in this state
why i cant send image
scythe the trees is also possible
Use your syth to collect moss, fibre and mixed seeds. You can grow the fiddlehead fern still (weird looking tree) from the drops of moss etc when you use that tool....sorry dont know how to spell the word properly lol
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Scythe!!
Morning all
I had to put in the shipping bin
dk whats hilarious
why do people have so much bomb?
boom :)
Hello
It's because it's the only thing you sold via shipping bin
This game really doesn't want me to get mystery boxes because fym this is the 6th help wanted quest in this savefile that showed up during a windy day and the next day will be a sunny day
Aw
got it thanks
Demetrius wants me to fish out a catfish on a non rainy day
Yeah I got that
Similar thing happened to me too
He wanted red snapper
I needed the prize tickets for remixed cc bundle
Hate when that happens
Why does it feel like I'm being a stalker 😭 (It's spring and it's his birthday so I'm trying to give him a present once he enters the saloon)
Demetrius is a bihh
He really is 
We are basically stalkers in this game 😭😭😭
Me waiting for Shane to get done with his shift for four in game hours
I always find him walking to his work near Alex
I usually try to catch him during that time but I forget sometimes or will get too busy with the farm in the mornings 😩
Maybe the way they almost always see each other during the morning and afternoon made me ship them
So real, so I just go to the town at around 5pm just to catch him about to enter the saloon
REAL ASF
Samesies. This poor man can never escape me 😭
Waiting for him to walk out of the general store and let him enter the saloon first before I follow him in shortly after so I can buy pizza to give him
Now it feels like I'm about to drug or kidnap him
😭
LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
Its so funny when you have low hearts with him and you give a pizza and hes like "oh wow this is my favorite!!!! :D" and then talking to him afterwards is just "cant you see I want to be alone??
"
He's kind of a tsundere which I like
His smile is so preciousssss 
REAL
Bombing the saloon because Shane didn't appreciate me enough /j
Not for me

Juicy bugs wanted quest is easy even before finishing prismatic slime quest
I already finished the prismatic slime
hey guys
Also I mean how the accept quest button is covering "Days" in both sides
All I'm saying is mine floors 11-29 are more than enough for that
Hello
I am lwk new here
Welcome
Hello
I'm aware of that, it doesn't happen to me even tho I'm on mobile
I'm worried other important stuff is gonna get cut off
Like post cc content yk
I saw a bug report on 1.5 that said that
Well, just hope that doesn't happen to you

As a tsundere myself, I love Shane for being a tsundere
Makes me wonder what it'll look like if two tsundere catch feelings for each other
When I install the mod love of cooking, does my cooking skill need to reach level 10 to start unlocking the secret room, or do I only need the 5 vanilla skills?
heyya!
Thank you my lovely, I always have trouble spelling that word and my autocorrect didnt understand me either lol
@prisma harbor @patent cliff fixed now
Ive never seen it myself
You can do anything if you set your mind to it

No


✊🏼
Real
Talking to Shane almost daily while giving him a loved gift on his birthday is somehow enough for me to get him to 4 hearts before the flower dance
damn
Meanwhile talking daily to Alex while giving him 2 liked gifts weekly is not enough (maybe because his birthday is during summer)
All my previous saves are all Alex
omgg yass
This is my first time romancing Shane because it felt like he's too hard to romance
But I stand corrected
we love alex
I CAN FIX HIM
yes! yes u can!!
Alex × Shane is my fav ship and I have multiple reasons
i have ... A LOT of questions now
For some reason, I got him to 5 hearts after he accepted my offer to be his dance partner
They're both into gridball, they both played gridball during their highschool years, they see each other most mornings and and afternoons and they both enjoy watching gridball on tv
It's enough for them to hang out in Shane's room to watch some gridball on tv which allows them to bond to the point that they could catch feelings for each other for having the same interest
Shane probably take his route to work and to go to the saloon to see Alex which he probably secretly admires due to being dedicated to be a pro
While Alex appreciates Shane's presence due to both liking gridball
If they allow it, they could start to form feelings beyond platonic
Or maybe I'm just a gay guy who enjoys my gay headcanons a lot
Im pretty sure everyone gets friendship points after most events
See hate to say it but that's probs it ngl
I do feel u tho
This is before dancing
Then talking must’ve given him the friendship points to get him to the heart
Are you on iOS?
Android
Im on android too
That's sad
Lots of ui elements are buggy for me
Text gets cut off and covered
Well, the achievement of having 5 hearts with 1 npc showed up after I asked him to dance with me
Tho, it counts as talking to npc
Maybe your phone is too small
Idk
Lemme check screen size
But I'm about to get a tablet mainly for digital art
I'm gonna download Stardew there too
Y'all play on Android?
My display is like 13.5
Tablet?
No i play on pc
Some of the ui elements are quite buggy
Here for example
The board is too zoomed in so some text gets covered
The "days" on both sides gets covered by the accept quest buttons
And robin's head is partially in the "Choose One" banner
Anyways
I hope this doesnt mess up important things
Also cutscenes are buggy too
42 hours
They just pause midway through
just leave and join? it wont restart the day?
man is it me or is winter the most boring season
It is my favorite season. Love the atmosphere and the season has some of the best songs in my opinion 
It's the season that lets you focus more on mining and deforestation in your farm
lol
Remember everyone. Stardew valley
yeah i jst realized that
Thanks for the reminder
well my farm is not really that..... cleannn
but tysm for the tip tho ill take it to account
Definitely try to decorate it to pass time
in what way
Decorating your farm, even in simple ways like adding paths, etc etc
I do that so I have an objective in my mind and make things less boring 
I dont know how to decorate in stardew, I just want moneh
that's fine
after all we have different objectives to follow through
also hey welcome!!
yes, and I think I screwed up my first year, cus I am quite new to the game
for the past 4 days I just wondered aroudn to nothingness then quit, then played it again seriously and got addicted lool
same lol I was completely lost but you'll get the hang of it someday
I'm in second year now xd
yay progress !!
I dont think I did the path properly tho
yeaaaa, I suck at it tho, Idk how I can recover from first year, I made no progress then
that's crazy... Id oubt I would live that far 😭
thank you :D
prob the first ever game I enjoyed, I don't see games like this many often
I wouldn't mind getting recommended to games like this so I dont get stuck on this game forever lool
Welcome vixxi and anakin 
hey there nerd /silly
its def a change for me the games I play makes me rage like crazy
halloo :D
lool, I'm more into rhythm games or novel games but this is new to me, but I understand xD
GUYS IM THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER.
i was like "theres no way ill complete the bulletin board bundle before winter, the jack o lantern can only be gotten on spirits eve"
BUT I JUST STOLE ROBINS JACK O LANTERN FROM OUTSIDE HER HOUSE

bro is excited cus he stole, understandable
tuff
Oh youll see tons of the villagers stories alright
Pelican Town's Mayor is a wholesome person 
I JUST GOT 2 PRISMATIC SHARDS FROM A ROCK CRAB??? 0.0015% chance what the heck 😭
i am new to stardew valley anybody know a 100% checklist
!checkup but beware the spoilers
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imma do that once I have finished second year :D but for now.... gonna try and achieve level 100 mines
morning!
you can duplicate jade/stone in the crystalariums to use for staircases:)
if you need to at least!
I think it’s like 100 stone for one staircase
yup, I knew that, I thought I was einstein when figuring that out xD
thank you tho for the tip :3
Hello, I accidentally deleted my save on iOS. Is there a way to get it back?
sorry... I hope you can get your stuff back but idk myself cus I'm a pc player
No problem
Say WHAT?!
Does anyone know?
Well....... No
I hate that not every marriage candidate has their own ||signature weapons||
Emily and Shane are the only ones who don't have their own weapons
i don't think so
Wait, can I even talk about their weapons?
Are you ok? I would almost attempt something I can’t say here if that happened to me. I hope it wasn’t an important save
I think I can't due to how they are obtained
Unfortunately there’s no way to recover lost save files
Yeah
so sorry about your save:(
Yes, you can obtain them before completing CC, but maybe spoil it
Oop
Emily is mostly Pacifist. Shane is depressed af. He has no reason to defend himself
Makes more sense
I tried an Xbox controller and accidentally deleted it
I'd defend him then
I can’t send an image
I want to keep my depressed malewife safe
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its coz they weren’t original candidates until later on
||i been wanting to dip my toes into modding by adding their weapons tho tbh||
also im 80% sure we cant talk abt it here but here i am
SORRY
If by that logic.. neither Sandy or Clint are gonna have their weapons either
hello
Hi
Hello! 
IC AUGFHT A LEGENDARY FISH
Two questions:
- Will I need to remove the heaters from the coop once winter ends?
- I've died twice, now, in the mines. How do I get good quality armour?
You usually need to wear boots to have armor + and rings
if u dig deeper the loots will come to you
golden chests eat 5 level
I have both, but some mobs do a lot of damage. Especially the red slime
I try to keep cheese
armor does nothing, get better weapon
Don't try.
rin helps but not by much
lool
Eat or die.
What do I do when I'm under attack? It's difficult to eat then
And yes, get a better weapon. Weapon is the best defense. Better than armor.
Is the guild the only place for weapons?
To avoid damage, you either learn how to dodge (recommended for sword users) or learn how to freaking kill the mobs before they can touch you so that you don't bother dodging (recommended for club users).
I haven't tried a club so far 🤔
And eat. Always eat.
I'm still in year 1, and there aren't many good food options. You know, one with boosts
You can eat while still being under attack. Please prioritize bringing food that heals a lot of amount in one consumption rather than a fat stack of Salmonberries.
Cheese it is then
If you don't have passive access to such food (like cheese), just buy salad.
Understood
Or cook something in your kitchen.
Are you using the Obsidian Edge? It's usually good enough for the lava floors.
And it's free.
** WORT WORT WORT**
hi guys does anyone know a website where u can check which fish u havent caught and where to catch
may i interest u in: mods 
how do i get lots of clay fast? im trying to build brick paths for my farm
is there a specific level in the ines
1-30 they say
nevermind i found it heheh
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Template:Collections_Fish
yum yum fish
i had two whole chests full of fish yk
i didnt wanna say goodbye to my fish collection :(

its ok hoarding is the top tier mindset here
Hey heyy
100%

I will be continuing my SdV run soon!
I'm excited 😊

I think I forgot but
and I forgot what my goal is!
I need w little time to think what or why I made my forest farm
Now yall got me wanting to play but I have to finish my mc run first
You’re so real, it’s finals week for me
anyone whos somewhat new looking for friends? I would love to chat with someone more about this game, or just life in particular
focus on your study first then sdv
yeep
We’re all friends here frfr
My reward is going to be the ability to play sdv
talking about game is nice but about life outside the game is kinda stressful and depressing
Lmao but real
I gotta go it's already late here so I need rest too many things happened here bye see y'all later
Fair enough
Byee!!
- No
- Armors and resistance are only obtained from boots, rings and certain weapons
Hihi
That one browser game where I keep dying from grim reaper players
or do a me and play sdv for two hours THEN study now
Daggers (high level) are good for instakilling enemies
Study now, schools don't wait for you, Stardew does
im watching my lectures right now i promise i promise
i just hate math
Can relate
Hola 
But my brain is kinda fast with math computations
Good, listen to adults
Unless the adults say something stupid or bad
ahaha yeah me too, its just im doing a math econ module right now, and its really the first time im doing proofs in math notation and its cooking me

i deem your advice to not play stardew bad
Oof, math notation
Well, you can do that once you're done with studying for the day
It's like a reward
it definitely is, ive set myself up for 6 lectures watched today then i can grind
Damn
the thing is i really need a good grade this year for masters applications, stardew is so distracting i need to like ban it from my computer
Dayum
why is sea water turned green?
no
probably coz ure in summer or autmn cant remember but at a point its looks a been greenish at sea near willys
does it effect the fishing?
since when does green rain prevent giving gifts
No idea, maybe because it's a special event or something? Unless you gave them 2 gifts already for the week
Green? Do you have a pic?
According to Google, it claims that the ocean water turns green during the three days that there's extra forageables on the beach (12-14)
I assume because some dude named Eric coded that into the game
thanks!
Yesyes, of course (I hope Google is right lol)
I spent 5 mins trying to feed the dragon a sunflower man
yummy yummy
did you just do the luau event? it can happen after that
It’s because the villagers are too anxious to receive the gifts, it’s always been that way I believe

harveyyy
The people are too freaked out to accept anything
only in year one actually! iirc
year 2+ they're used to the rain and treat it as a regular day
Yea you’re right
Smarty pants
I remember seeing like
You know those mlp infections aus?
Somebody did one about the green rain
oh no
3,000 hours on stardew aint failing me
LOL I just reached 3500
niiiiiceeee
This game has me in a choke hold
doing a run rn where i can only make money with fish-products
it's really fun
i love fishing a lot
The what?
Guys when do you find the stardew of the valley 💔
Fishing is my favorite but I also rock the no-minigame mod
When I was younger I’d watch the my little pony zombie infection videos bc I was a loser and a nerd
Same tho. All fish, no minigame
howwww? i've just started playing and can't catch a fish to save my life 😭 does it get easier?
yes! you get all of the hardest fishing minigames right at the start.
as you level up, your fishing bar increases, you can buy tackle and bait, etc
i reccomend buying the training rod from Willy if you haven't.
i'm not sure tbh i just got annoyed and went down the mines instead
This is true. You can also use the training rod, but it has debuffs I think but I forget what tho... Good to get batter at the minigame tho if you don't want to mod it out
i mean, that's fair. fishing isn't teeeechnically required unless you want perfection of the community centre
you can only catch normal quality fish with the training rod, and can't hook fish with a difficulty over 50
good to know! thanks :)
Yes! I thought it was something like that or that you didn't gain XP; honestly basic quality fish is the kinder debuff option
I already know the no-minigame life tho, it's too late for me lol
i typically get the training rod and use it to get to level 2 to get the fiberglass rod. that's on day 2. i try to have the iridium rod by day 4 at the latest
catfish smoking is by far one of, if not the BEST exploit-less early money makers
Yeah, if you go hard on fishing you can get level 10 the fastest of all professions I think. Great for early money and I usually get my ancient seed from fishing chests
Other than Monster Farm and the combat book, what's the best way to gain combat XP? It's always the one I struggle with the most
jared says you can try monster mudk
Jared of the valley is back with his wisdom
can i still catch salmon in fall when it’s raining in the town river ?
Took me a min to realize what mudk was meant to be. XD I forgot monster musk was an item tbh; is it better to use on lower floors or the mines or is I worth using whenever?
[[salmon]]
fsh
thanks
lower floors probably as they give more xp per kill
Once I get passed the jungle levels then; hate the cave fly/bees, I don't need more of them
3 lectures done its time to hop on my own world, best reward ever
I think someone here is possessed by an owl statue
👀 Not meeee
who ? (definitely not falling for the joke)
i can’t get two prize tickets at the same time ?
from the help request ?
What do you mean? It gives you one prize ticket at a time if the request has it, it says like "Prize ticket x1"
demetrius had two requests and both gave a prize tickets
i did both his requests at once
but he only gave me 1
Oh weird
uggghhghghhhhhh
I have no idea, maybe a glitch?

i put a bunch of lighting rods around my plants but one of them still died by lighting why ??
Perhaps its just unlucky and the rods were already activated
dis what da wiki says
Thank ya

jared says its kinda funny how a luckier day means more lightning
my hearts are 8 with abigail how do i get her those last 2 hearts again ?
i swear i’ve missed like all her heart events too
SHE IS MY WIFE
Pretty sure it's like a ||flower bouquet from Pierre|| then ||mermaid's pendant||?
lightning is yummy
she has 14 hearts for me:)
ahhhhhhhh alright thanks
For any datable NPCs, you have to give them a bouquet to unlock any hearts after 8.
Oh, fire
YEAH SHE HAD MAX HEARTS FOR ME ON MY OTHER SAVE THATS GONE NOW
sureeeee
Would be lucky if you had lightning rods for battery production. Less good early game though; I don't think I've ever had lightning rods by the first thunderstorm
where'd it go
i gave her a bouquet now what, just gift her till max hearts ???
I think so?
jared says yes
Yes, that will get you to ten hearts, and then if you want to unlock the rest then you have to marry.
do i waste a star drop tea to get that last heart rn ??
You could, Idk what else you'd do with it haha
jared says sure
eh alrighty
jared thinks theres really no other better use
i think jared is playing from the mental ward
jared does as jared pleases
chat help what’s the next step
house upgrade and then the guy at the rainy east beach right ?
yes
she still loves me more but wtvvvvvv
good swap
been on xbox all my life, went onto ps5 last year and holy moly im never going back it’s just so much better
wait do i just need the 10k house upgrade or the second upgrade to wed abigail ?
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY
cause why not the first upgrade :(((
it’s almost winter so no more money for a season ugh
isn't the first upgrade da kitchin
yes
are u filipino per chance
no
your name means "i don't know" in my language 
IVE BEEN TOLD THIS BY SOMEONE BEFORE
it’s a scottish name
Ewan


son 😭
Oui oui baguette

🥖
mmmmmmm wee
sabi ni jared, matulog ka na
work sucks
if my time checker doesn't screenshot my pc every 30 mins i'd be playing stardew fr
just swap tabs ever 29 mins 
sabi ni jared, matulog ka diyan sa trabaho 
jared says accept the sdv life and abandon work
very true
im on 4 hrs of sleep
BUT IT'S FRIDAY and i want to get through Fall when i get to play 
jared should probably sleep too
but jared is maximizing the day
jared will pass out at 2am anyways
Not 2am yet
allegedly
all my clocks are set on EST so i can gaslight myself into believing it's the morning
Who is Jered?
LEWIS HAS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MARNIE AAAHHHH
How long it took you to notice that?
i just realised why his pants were in there
Oh so you had done the mission
Hahah
Why not? She is a cutie
What's wrong with Marnie
They're her niece and nephew
It's okay to be a mom and date lol
Oh right, yes
And? As i prefer them being together. I will just hope he won't give her a kid
why is this bad
nvm i thought she was married 
But i will hope she will put some sense into Lewis because this prices are killing me
she is secratly to lewis 
jared is jared
So you are jered?
jared
Okay, thanks for letting me know, Jered.
he’s playing from a mental ward don’t mind him
I'm not, but I might join him as well.
jared says there can only be one jared
pls dont
my bestfriend's little brother is jaredd
but two d's
-# he makes sure to emphasize that
jared says pipino moment
oh he has 2 d’s ? 😭

uh a note from abigail says come to her room after dark around 8pm
it’s 8pm and i’m at pierre’s but nothing is happening ;-;
HELP
Hiii
abigail is not chill like that
so ur saying she’s a liar
jared says she eats stones
true
is she also in her room in pierres when you enter
maybe she forgot coz she's having a feast
nope
you have to go before
HUH
she is my stone eater dont dis her:(
wait for her to come home and then re-enter pierres
i will feed her all of my stones
i can’t go in after 9pm
Who forgot?
ughgughguhhhhh
SHE SAYS AROUND 8 go at like 730
UGH
probably a little before that like 7
ugh fine
i LOVE my rock eater though yall dont be mean to her
unfortunately if ur trying it on a day where she returns home later than 9pm you wont be able to trigger it, check her schedule for days where she returns home before 9
i let her eat all of my diamonds
yeah
she is home most of the time though
also pumpkins give so much more money than cranberries but cranberries regrow so in the end they’re kinda similar
ugh ok thanks ;-;
pumpkins go to the rock eater:)
assuming its the 8 heart event, the trigger is 8-10pm while she is inside
so 7:30 wouldnt work either
welp ok thanks
you cant go inside past 9 though?
i had to go at like 7 730 and it worked for me
jared says you can go early
also if you have ||sunroom access from carolines 2 heart event you can exit the sunroom into pierres later than 9pm||
enter between 8 and 9 then
might have been a different heart event
no it was the letter like he said cause i remeber having to leave and wait again cause i went it to late ( i went in around 8 cause i knew it closed at 9)
so i had to go back the next day around 7
yum yum yum mmmm rocks
if its the 8 heart event it is specifically 8-10pm according to the wiki
huh
it wouldnt work when i went in at 8 so im not to sure
i had to reread the note like 8 times cause i thought i was doing it wrong
Can i not water my plants when i put my waterbottle for upgrading?
@rare breach You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!
best to do it in winter or when you get rain
only triggers are
- entering pierres store map
- between 8 and 10pm
- while abigail is inside
yapping paid off
yeah idk
truly
i went in around 8 it didnt work so i went sooner the next day and thats when it triggered
i remember cause i read the note so many times wondering what i was doing wrong
it's ok Ewan you'll get to the wife eventually
important question: did you let her win the egg festival
I CAN SHARE GIFS NOW
100% sure it was the same heart event?
i did not she was talking mess the night before so i had to show her up
lol i near reach 50 hours playing
1000%
no idea then
you get the note saying around 8
but wiki says 8pm so thats what ill go with bcs im not able to go test it at the moment
so i tried 8 no work so i had gone sooner the next day and thats when it triggers
what’s the strat on the sdv fair ? just bring all my 9 purple star fish ?
its entirely possible the wiki page is incorrect/outdated and that it can work from 7:30-10 or something but it is correct like 99 times out of 100
Iridium quality???
yeah
idk 😭😭
Gulp-
yeah im aware it might be wrong but i also might be wrong it will just have to be tested but i am almost sure it was before 8 i had went
i don’t have anything else iridium
I mean as long as they aren’t iridium anchovies you’re probs good
i got last:(
how is that even possible
Expensive/late game produce is good.. I normally use animal products and
i dont think it was last but it wasnt good:(
i brought some boof ngl
i didnt know id be judged
bro can’t read
TRUST ME BRO
all the fish i have here
I think you have to do great quality in every category of produce
you need to smoke all of those fish fr
wow the stardew player hoarder allegations are so true
like with a gun
youd get soooo much money if you smoke all of them
always best to keep a few of everything
i don’t have a smoker dawg
Ouuh, midnight carp is peak
😡
damn
go buy it bro it makes it money back sooooo fast
Do I’m
buy it where
best thing ive bought in stardew
the fisher guy on the beach i forget his name:(
i literally never sold fish even in my old 100+ hours account
Gold star at minimum in:
Animal produce
Artisan goods
Cooking
Fish
Foraging
Fruits
Minerals
Veggies
bro they sell for soooo much mostly when you sell them
ur chests must be very mushy
omg
Soggy fish chest
WHAT ARE THESE REACTS MY DUDE LMAOOO
i make almost 20k from fishing and selling them in one day
It’s been sitting in the sun
i feel like im on a tiktok reality show
yanno what i don’t care about the display at the fair it’s just 1000 points ill just grind that i cba
Bet all on orange
bring all ur iridium fish
welp
(Don’t do that)
whats the worst that can happen
i buy 9998 points then brute force my way through green

best strat ngl
NO NO
oh okay I almost had a heart attack I thought you took the orange comment seriously 😭
HEY HEY
Idk she’s just… grrrr
do not diss my rock eating wife like that
she is grrrr in another way thank you very much
I suppose she is okay bc she’s onto smth when she tries to eat rocks
🙂 she is the best rock eater fr


