#stardew-valley
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Where tf is IRS when you need em
I GET SUSLOOK AND SHE GET HEART?
coffee probably

ha
It was alright how is yours?
Tbf you have 3 legend pond and 1 lava eel, so you making a lot more than that 
I only have lava eel, sturgeon, spoilered and one more i forgot 
It's also possible to get ||dawrf scroll 3|| while at it?
Getting better as well after getting punch by Ieowo everyday
IVE BEEN GIVING YOU HUGS
I wish i saved your farm picture 
I will not be slandered 
You only give me hugs like.....3/4 times and the rest of them just punching
Do you want me to bonk him
Yes please 

Balls (sorry for bad English guys)
Thats one hella aggressive bonk 
Who
Oooooooooh
The coop one i approve
omg the horse
its broken
THERES A GOAT
The one thing i approve is broken

oooh those are cute!!
Yessssss
yesss
i even got a ancient fruit and mermaid pendant, but my sister's took it
one for each of em
sadge
oh well
oh that’s cute
i need to get some stardew merch
real
I got a star drop tshirt
the official ones are a bit expensive
yess, i was kinda disappointed one of em was broken
yeah, the stardrop plushy thing was tempting

hahahahah
waiting for the day he's marriable
…oh!
well he's "married"
It had a goat too 
At least your chicken isnt broken
i dont care for robin
theres a million mods where they get divorced but NONE OF THEM LET YOU MARRY DEMETRIUS
Damn
LET ME MARRY DEMETRIUS IDC ABOUT ROBIN
They look real cute goodjobbu
the valley has enough redheads
too bad, i only got 1 chicken from the 4 kinds
it was a blind box after all
im always fascinated with who people wanna marry from non-romanceables

Gus
HELL YEAH GUS
Gunther
gus and willy let’s fucking go
Yesssss

Give Gil somoe love guys
Yes
Where do u buy these
online sites
Noice
i bought mine from shoppee
How much was it?
S- Gus, Willy, Demetrius
A- Sandy, Rasmodius, Marnie, Gunther
B- Pierre, Marlon, Linus
C- Robin, Lewis
D- Clint
(my opinion)
HOWS MAN AINT LIST GUNTHER
didnt include jodi or you-know because they seem happy together

This is the shirt I got
there i listed him
It’s nice
It would be interesting to see some story telling with charachters like Gunther and Marlon
I love a man who can appreciate a good dinosaur
but he doesnt even have a walking animation and you cant have conversations with him
Yes
so its hard to get too interested
well B tier has a capitalist, an old man, and a homeless man

His presence is enough
Linus and I will be having a blast
hi

Hiiiii
yooo thats peak
Thank you!
robin at c?
I definitely need one of that
I would like to make my own game inspired shirt
it was 4 dollars for 10 pieces BUT theres a discount where i bought it for 2 dollars, rn theres an offer for 1 dollar for 10 pieces
i should have waited for the discount
oh well
too bad i only got 1 chicken

They’re cute
You got a good point there, i was thinking for my name tag game
My character ranking cuz i'm bored
S-Haley,Robin,Caroline,Sebastian(motercycle)&gunther
A-penny,gus&jodi
B-Harvey, alex &Pam
C-Pierre
Jumpscare.
Okay, bye bye, have a good rest of your day/night😼
Motorcycle got on the list but Sam didnt /j
I haven't gotten full hearts with sam yet ngl💀
Ooo that's good price lowkey want one with the rainbow gem stone
Maybe I can spawn me some crazy weapon
Ooo the black chicken is pretty lit too
Time to roll 10 more
Gunter in S 🤝
CAROLINE TOO
🤝
How dare u not putting ur pet first 
I read that as a totally different word 💀
...
||Iridium band||
I personallt do that
And permanently wear that
Wait thats post cc
oh right
Yessir
Ireland earned 2mil, has she paid her taxes
Hi im from IRS. You got a lot money there. How is your tax ?

Did she learn that from lewis 
I WOULD NEVER
Dont run away! I will tax your legs
Adrien cosplaying as IRS is so funny
What legs
Potato dont have legs
Checking current potato market price
No but for real though, I don’t need to pay taxes for everything I’ve done for Pelican Town
[[potato]]
Thats that and this is this

I pay taxes
Maam how long you become potato?
What do u use rare seeds for ?
Plant in fall, preferrably speed gro tho
Sword Vs Hammer?
Dagger
Interesting. You are potato 80g and full harvest is 6 days so your base tax is 480g per month.
Since you run away i tax each step is 10g so your steps...lets assume 100steps so 1k g.
So total tax is 480,000g.
Maam how you wanna pay your tax? 
They good for crops or wine?
Ieowo never said how much he has made
and the new farm doesn't count
I only made 500g!
DOESN'T COUNT
Hard to replant
sir dont run away, you are next
I will send tax from your mail
You never saw me
why isn't it loading?
anyway, yes I made that much by the end of year 3 and it will be even more by the end of year 4
I will find you
Okay. I will put in my note
Pay your taxes or I replace your farm with a Joja warehouse
I am going for completion
I will haunt you with grandpa
as many as you want
Oh right i onlu have one so far
you get one for free, but later you can buy them so multiples
He ded anyway 
imma adopt as many as possible
Exactly
As space as you have
boutta be a cat lady in stardew like irl
not daily
Anyway how much your farm make per year? 
Not even the junimers is free from the IRS
nope
i only have one farm right now, it's multiplayer and we haven't even finished spring y1
i got u
Nice gif
tyty
we are... quite broke to be honest
You guys have a plan?
I am Stardew IRS. I have noticed undeclared income from your farm. Care to explain? 
Fairy i just kidding
the plan is that i carry us and inshallah we make more money in summer
That would be me honestly, I would be fishing or mining
Is that Inshallah real
I forgot to turn ping off
well i wrote it so it's real i guess
Good. Please declare your income and we will audit your tax fairly
what does that mean
adrian, i work in accounting do not say "audit" or "tax" anywhere near me 
She gonna get you
god willing
ah ok thanks
Oh.
Run away
The IRS ran away
as they should
thats a first
Now i know who can protecc me next year
No im not run away im return with my tax calculator
there are.... taxes mods. multiple of them.
Nah i tax you 20%
Why
who would even do that
I think in vanilla you can change the price margin too
some people like the challenge i guess
oh yeah that's true
i did that once
I play with tax mod before. Each month is 48,00g. Thats crazy
i get it a little bit, if you're like more end-game and you're making more money than you can ever spend, it makes sense
Can't catch me
I didn't think about that
but that makes sense
anyway
They should all dump it in the ||Casino||
I wont catch. I observe your audit tax
Taxdew Valley
4800 or 48000
Or 48
easy
I wanna try multiplayer
#1139016532966506576 if you lookin for ppl
thanks
good choice
Hello
Yoo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo im planning to return playing stardew valley again. Can you tell me what farm should I pick this time? I picked the og farm
if you haven't played 1.6, give meadowlands a try!
What's the difference is in this farm?
you start out with a coop and two chickens!
Wait what that's good but what's the con in it?
Honestly this looks ok
if you aren't aware you can look at all the maps on the wiki https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Farm_Maps
Also i was wondering if the beach farm is also good as I like the design of it
all farms have pros and cons, depending on who you ask tbh
normally i just go with the original or meadows
if you like the design, then you might enjoy playing on it, it restricts where you place sprinklers so that's kind of the big con for most people
my favourite vanilla farm is forest
Ngl for summer time I don't have much going on rn I just been skipping some days or earlier
Farming
This is gonna be hell to clean up
👀
Worth it tho
Should I go for remixed mine reward cause there're some item that are better then the other
robin girl are u okay 😭
she left her store when i wanted to upgrade my barn
wdym she can go on a vacation?
No!
come make my barn
me with marnie when i remember i should lowk get a pig already
shes NEVER at the counter lmao
befriend her and get the animal catalogue
you get to buy stuff without her there
Mega bombs for the win
That's why you gotta buy the catalogue so she can die peacefully
guys so violent today
yoo genuinely make the mobile co op better
hi
hi
best floors in the mines for coal?
afaik mobile multiplayer is still experimental anyway
also "make this better" isn't that much of a feedback unfortunately :(
Hi guys Im not exactly sure what channel to put this in but me and my friends made a stardew world together like yesterday. The games great and I love it but Id like to play it when my friend isnt online. Is it possible to like host it on a server or something?
not really is the easy answer
i think if you are the owner of the game save you can play on ur own? but if you joined into someone elses co-op farm you cant play unless they are in the game
Hes the owner, Im not sure if he can send me the world or anything like that?
Well that sucks, hes online for a fraction of the time as I am unfortunately
you'd play as his character then
best bet is to just make a new world and let me host it I guess?
yeah!
hello
there are ways for always online server (read from here #vanilla-tech-support message) but there's lots of cons
game isn't really designed with that in mind
oh alright Ill get to reading then
I have a question if anyone can answer it. I made my third stardew valley world about a week ago. It is fall 21 year 1 and I have amassed 291,766 total GOLD is that a reasonable amount and if not how can I aim for more?
I’m still learning so any tips would help. Is that a good amount?
Dude honestly that’s goated I normally dont even have 50 by fall of year 1
hi guys, is the river farm THAT bad?
Yes
It’s so bad
I hate it
It’s worse than the beach
depends on who you ask!
Hi
well if you find it pretty then what's the issue
River farm is cute ngl
It is but I prefer to grow crops it don’t have much land
i dont want to regret it in the future
maybe try to figure out a layout in the planner before starting the farm

oh okay
4 corners look good but everything is so far away
Idm the distance but you right
at the end of the day everyone has a different taste, so what suits one person might not suit you
thanks u so much😭 y'all are my life saver, if i become a billionare i'll gave yall 750million dollars
I don't think it's that bad, it's kinda fun because the farm is kinda sectioned into islands which I find kinda cool, but you have to do a decent amount of clearing just to get to Marnie's through the farm
What's y'all's fav farm map?
mine's forest!
Ngl me too lol, it was the first one I played so I probably have a bias but meh
Wilderness so peak
Really? I haven't played that much with wilderness
i always forget wilderness and hilltop exist
it's hell on the start, kinda get better as your progress
i played so much modded but icl im craving a vanilla playthrough after all the modded playthroughs
i fear i might have forgotten basics xD
Yeah, and I just purposely forget about beach lol
Yeah, I feel like once I started playing modded I can't play without at least a couple mods
yeah me too, i actually haven't used a vanilla farm in... a long time
This is a sign you will return to vanilla. Like me.
Im done with all the mod
is there a reason to ever go to the flower dance?
Dancing is worth +1 heart with your partner iirc
There's definitely a friendship bonus
Good morning
Mornin
I'm rlly bored 😭 but everyone in my house is asleep so I can't do anything 😭😭😭
watch anime

Gng can I get cockles from crabs pots?
omg i love my husband so much
Yes, freshwater iirc
Ooohhh okie okie, thank youu
[[Cockle]]
saltwater
Saltwater
That is so real cause same here
11.9% chance in saltwater without Mariner profession
Was it periwinkle that's fresh 
who do u romance
Sam
Oooohhh, I have angler sadly
Spam the crap pots
Mariner only bumps it up a few % iirc, just removes the junk from the crab pots
Ooohhh okie okie
I need 5 for the raccoon quest
thank you for leaving the superior choice, alex, for me /j
I feel like Alex was meant for the guys
can also just forage them on the beach as well, After the Luau on Summer 11 for 3 days foraging rates are boosted if you're around that time of the year, otherwise just spam the crab pots and scour the beach
Fr? Wow ig my save is being really stingy cause I've been for TWO years, why must this game do this 
As you should, coffee is yummers
hi everyone :) i've just landed here, how's it going?
Heyyyyyy, I'm Perii, nice to meet you
Hiiii, I'm Ana, nice to meet you too!
i've just finished my first in-game year, still new to the game but i'm loving it :D
ty
nice nice, designing my house rn before having kids

I need motivation to continue my farm 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I hate raccoon quest
i agree they are super annoying and tedious
What's bro playing on 
Maybe change in in the winter

come back
Isnt it usually jelly / dehydrated stuffs
(friends, that should be spoilered!)
they're locked behind a cc reward! see Large Tree in the pin
Oh after ||greenhos||
yup
PC :)
I have sve should I date wizard or leah
I need to find mods
I dated alex already
!modrecs has lists of recommendations and if you're ever in search of something specific #modded-stardew might be able to help!
Check out the Getting Started Guide for into on how to find mods or browse the wiki to find mods recommended by community mod authors and other popular mods, or see #mod-showcase for what the community has been working on!
Oooh, thank you thank you :D
!gs also if you don't know how it works
If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide
Tsk tsk

?
I took too long to join this server, could had joined 10 years ago even if mod wasn't there yet 
At least there'd be people telling me that the wiki existed 
bah
And you don't even have pam horse
Good morning Friday
bro how do people manage to get full quality sprinkler 300 strawberry farm done by day 16
What Year? Where you saw?
Year 1 bro 😭
That shit was wild
Still is but i got flabbergasted when it got recommended to me on youtube

Where you saw it?
What animal is this, I need it 
Issa ferret? What breed is that?
nooo
I need it, my irl husband is going to be crazy with the amount of animals I want
it's a ferret ahahaha
Hellou fellow stardew residents ! I am currently planning to get that dough rollin' somehow and hopefully make it in thyme to build that greenhouse b4 winter, but seems also impossible doing anything alone (if ya knows what I mean 😉 Have a nice day ya'all. P.S. Drink water not JoJa, but if the water is toxic, myb Cola is better in that case ! E=mc2
Ferret breed
Ohhh ferret
You look like you need #1139016532966506576
Its ferret
hops into kegs
I see, I'm adding it to the list lolz
...are you telling him to put hops in kegs or him to hops into keg
That makes ale right
Message Sent - hopefully is recieved, my brain does not like seeing 2\3 things done on the (getting started) quest 😄
E=mc2 is... Uhh make joja better than cola?

What list 
everywhere i go i see !leah or !leag
!leah
!leah
HUH
chat stop please
I sent bouncer a thing
we have #governors-mansion for a reason
We were promised 
That's better than you see tax~ tax~
Hihihi
it’s not instant
Is it bcz some spammed leag?
Yeah
Alr who
Who spammed leag
I was asleep👩🦯
Good morning
!Iewis
Probably mike
I think the bot is broken guys
More like potions are sometimes better despite the weird side effects, especially if the well is poisoned ... thats why all is relative, every decision matters if you want to 100% b4 winter
The list of pets
AaA goodmorning
No idea but i want ice cream rn.
Alex open your stall!
Ice cream for the ||desert||
Ice cream to supply your hp/energy needs
Available for a limited time in summer
Sad our horse no longer sell ice cream for us
Does anyone play on Xbox
The horse did? 
No im not
Only pc box 
Before 1.6
Can prob find xbox players in #1139016532966506576
Horse is best ice cream seller before.
Flip
Tyy
no i just didn’t want the whole chat to be !leah 😭
Then..
!fairy
Bot is rest maybe. Its Friday
the bot works, we don’t have a !leah picture currently
no one dare spam the commands right now
:raisins
HHahhA
if you wanna use them - please #governors-mansion
Where we can spam them?
we now have a !leah picture!
and no one will spam it here!
see that's just bouncer listening to fairy
ty!
Bouncer earning his keep damn
any tips to speedrunning everything u can get in spring w/ regular community center bundles?
Noting down what the bundles need available in spring
check traveling cart every time it's there
Wazzauuuuuppp
dont forget the wagon by the lake, sometimes it has what you need 🙂

Tryina see if mikseji got it in him 
and if you miss something in spring but still want to get it year 1, check the night market day 1 when it's around
hardest things to get year 1 are strawberries (because you can only get the seeds halfway through the season) and iirc red cabbage because it relies on you enabling the setting AND checking the travelling cart every time it's there
Is the fountain a good stone source?
Do we can like....umm..predict what travelling merchant sell?
i mean, it's def A stone source
there's a website that can predict it for you!
!predictor
Want to know exactly when special mine floors will spawn? Want to know when you'll finally get that last mineral from a geode? Stardew Predictor can help you with that! BEWARE OF SPOILERS. https://mouseypounds.github.io/stardew-predictor/
as the command says, BEWARE OF SPOILERS
Idk maybe no.. how much stone you get there?
No worries i love spoiler
Can I get one in as a bottle breaker 👉👈

fine, one....
Two?
No no. Im counting one two three
!leah
Gee I wonder who's hand that is
Awww... Beautiful leah
She's blushing 👉👈
Question. Once I get it built, I can move the greenhouse right?
yeah
!leag
Also why is the fucking IRS here
Idk. Beautiful hand too
Couldn't get 5 minutes

Also... what's the best floor for amethyst?
Too many billionaires in stardew. I need to check their audit
Please do it to moris. He deserves to be broke.
I think around lvl 5-20. Early lvl of mine
Sir, there is no prohibited speak easys on this wholesome farm
bricks over cellar door
Oh ive made it to the bottom. I can do any level
Not sure
So not early

@compact dirge look what you did 
Yes repeat lvl 5-20
Do you know what the IRS is
I may not be from the land of freedom but i do know
Joja Corporation has requested your tax records, maam.
Oh so you work for joja huh?
Oh i see. We will replace her farm into Joja warehouse next month
Umm.. no.
Right right... I'll be in your walls then....
So.. how's your farm?
Interesting... You can afford upgrade house but not your taxes? /j
I never said I couldn't
Im just not gonna give it to the corporate industry
How dare you speak ill of the Mistgrove artisan wine establishment
We worked hard for our reputation and business
throws potato vodka in a bush
We got her chief, she confessed @echo basin
Potato vodka?
Hey! I want alcohol
Fork out the 
Increase her tax and interest
I accept that
Or a prismatic shard and never have to pay again. But that would be between us.
Cuz i got big "income" from Isobel tax
Yes. In trying to bribe the irs
Sue me
How about 5 prismatic shard?
Wait... thats wrong
3
Ok 3 and report to me any suspicious greenhouse with starfruits activities. I need to..tax em
Deal. But im no part of joja ya hear?

No need to be ashamed for being a part of joja
Uhh..yes of course not. This is under Lewis management
Joja is a company who should burn in hell.....
No offense
You never done a joja run before?
I haven't done a full cc run yet
Keep playing i believe you can complete cc one day and play more content
Cuz more interesting thing after cc. I can't say here cuz spoiler
It took me almost an entire season for that one room...
Take your time, no rush. I completed cc on year 4 cuz i busy decorating house
What did I do?
ehem
I did have 3 iridium ore from an omni geode.... but I... accidentally... sold them
Ah its okay. You can get more iridium ore
Game is good cuz you can always get it again. Maybe you should focus on fix bus first
Morning and I still have like 2 hours before that but thanks
One of them i tried to give to my (soon to be) wife 
She didn't like it
Abby likes rocks
Yeah so I thought she would like that
Guess iridium doesn't taste good or something
Lol

She likes amethyst
Aye maybe taste toxic or whatever. Sometimes i just give beer to her
Ik
Oh yeah no cd
ty mod
Ain't she like... 17 or 18
Oh
I dont know, i just thought she was
Idk
every Friday i give beer and she accept it
They’re all in their 20’s
Ahh..
Oh no
Okay
I believe
So a 20 year old dating a 15 year old.....
Great
Well technically your farmer isn’t that young
I think farmer is young adult
Fair. But i am so i associated my age with it
Adrian when did you change your name
Just now. I will change back nw
I got like 1 stone per fish
It’s just funny 
I guess if you want more stone, mining is better
Is fishing even worth it for stone?
too many billionaires now
What about you?? How much have YOU made??? 
wait can i keep my fiber seeds on my farmland till spring so the deluxe speed-gro doesnt dissapear?
Yes
alright thanks
Uh...run away
Does robin come back to her shop if she leaves at like 9 50 to 11?
On what day
joja route is better
Tuesday
No
No
Robin will always come home
And you can access her shop if you open the shop while shes walking by her counter
Pam likes bread right?
She likes alcohol

Does anyone like bread?
Is there even bread in the game

I found it in the trash
The Baguette
Ohhhhh
Idk dude
Some people like bread a little too much
Pretty much all neutral
Neutral is the word i'd use, not like
Give linus
i know a girl irl who eats whole baguettes
Yum baguette
You?

Except Harvey dislikes it and Leah completely hates it
well me too but i meant an irl friend fr,,,

HARVEY DISLIKES BREAD?
Oh really
Yeh
leah hates the french confirmed

Gave it to the homeless man
He eats microwave meals he can spare a little bread
Did he say thanks
this guy is eating a hungry man turkey dinner from jojamart on sale for 99 cents but he wont take a nice fresh baguette
It's a gift

Who? Harvey?
Bonjorrr
Harvey do what?

Bonjourr
More normal than eating actual rocks
oui oui
You'd think he'd afford better meals as a doctor
but apparently not
That’s so funny cause I never saw that and he always cooks breakfast and stuff
YEAH YOUD THINK SO
Harvey need more money
its kinda hilarious bc he even says "man i wish i could cook"
His only source if income is like who, only George?
He lives with me now so he can afford all kinds of stuff
Even that is gonna disappear soon
between 8 and 10 hearts he just learned how to cook
everybody else gets checkups too I think
they do yes
Farmer too
thats such a cute detail that i love

More plane toys for him
✈️
Exactly
I love flying
He can afford the ultra super mega style gold edition only 100 made plane model now
He will rob you
Join the club
Good thing I don’t die in the mines then
my favorite mr qi mod adds a tiny little model plane as a furniture item, so if i end up marrying harvey instead of qi that playthrough ( i love harvey) i will nonetheless decorate near his room with the tiny model plane
No thats bad thing to Harvey
i love that man and his stupid planes
I like his mustache
I figured
Harvey caterpillars
he does have a great mustache

Yes he does
mr qi has the best hat but gunthers hat is also really good
hes dripped the HELL out

Guy live behind counter and never move

I just wish he actually did something other than stand in the museum, never seen him outside
biggest 1.7 hope is that he becomes a real npc. not even dateable i just want him to be real.
Best friends
real shit
That’s true
true.........
Or in the expanded mods
He moves there?
Gunther should try socializing at least a little
i need to download an npc gunther mod.....
i think he and elliott would get along
they probably DO
considering hes a writer
Does zerotier work on stardew valley???
true
definetly
You can be friends with him in SVE
wait thats so heat
ive been lowk scared to try SVE because it just adds SO SO SO SO SO much
Yes
Yes
...
Ye
Only vannila he teleport from musem to farmer house
Maybe its time
I’m finishing the base game before I do that
maybe it is time.
thats what i told myself too
one legit perfection farm, then i play sve
but maybe it is time
Exactly
i have a farm at 89% i know how the rest goes
Or you can add the sve just before youre done



This doesn't really matter that much, which did you pick for this question?
I find that the first option seems a little bit on the nose.
Sam's question on a Wednesday. It's not the one during his heart event.
Im feeling the 2nd one
Just a chance question.
No nothing loses friendship points for that, it is used for a later heart event which i dont think you can technically talk about here or you have to spoiler tag it
It's not post-CC, and it happens on a random (certain) day.
no I meant the heart event itself not that
This is also Spring 16 for me, Year 1.
Oh, well, that makes sense. But this isn't a heart event question, just a random question an NPC can ask the farmer instead of the usual greeting.
I think 2nd
Anyway, this is kinda sounds cool. Atlantis, basically. 🏙️
I know it's not in a heart event but it is technically tied to one if he asks you
Second one about a city in the sea, right? I'm excluding the first one about Farming, mining, and chopping wood, because that one reminds me of "Creeper, aww, man..."
Yeah not an option id expect from Sam
Oh lol. No farming’s cool wym
It's not tied to his heart event even, doesn't affect anything. Just a really random question that, I guess, is related to his personality and background.
Im so addicted to fishing. I got the game yesterday and now I got level 9
If it doesn’t effect the heart event. Then pick one you like and if you don’t know which one then 2nd
Don't mine at night! 🎶
Yup
He like the 2nd one
He has to

Knowing Sam he’s prob not a city in the sea guy but who knows
Bro forgot to tend to his parsnips left by grandpa

City in the sea makes me think of the ||Hi-Energy dance music|| option; Trains reminds me of ||Experimental noise rock||; and Farming, mining, and chopping wood is basically ||Honky-tonky country music|| for me.
my homies do mining and farming, im mostly just fishing
O multiplayer sick
I got pretty rich by fishing tho I thinking I made like 60k or smth
Not caring befits the ||Cheerful pop music|| as it is the default one if you didn't choose by skipping.
oh wow thats a lot of spoilers
2nd option is Sea Shanty
So the sea one is essentially edm
Hellooo~ I'm new here
Welcome
Hiii, me too ^^
x2
suddenly gained a father, hello papa
I mean, if you listen to that ||playing during his 8-heart event|| it feels transcendental, kinda like a city being underwater, lol
No no no i deleted it 
still saw it lol
I havent married any of the male candidates
it was cute tho

Ig but I haven’t seen it
Or... mystical/mythical may be a better term? I don't wanna say majestic, though.
Alex is so underrated
oh damm no gif perms
I married Sam, it wasn't that exciting even tho we had a kid and all
Alex 5k event if always gonna be something to me
Dove him
The kids*
I'll link you the audio (YouTube) in the #stardew-spoilers
I swear you were gonna try something yesterday 
I mean it wasnt big deal, he wanted to get with the boy and get the community together, it was kinda nice if u think about it
Yea his parents left him 😢
🦐
I divorced him but I couldn't bear to get rid of my son named 'accident'
GOD
Ok will check it
Someone took the ss out of context now i will never be able to unsee it 
Yea that why he’s living with his grandparents no?
isnt his mom dead?
alex my hb i love him
I thought you cant divorce before doving the kids
where all men fail alex succeeded
yessss ❤️
nope, I divorced him then erased his memory and kept the kid
I rmb now it was tent kit

Bro did him so dirty
oh yahh
Did it have bed inside 
yall can i say hear me out on that|| one fire spitting head|| in the regular caves
oh sh wait
there
just in case idk
Nope, not even spoiler will save you 
LMAOAO
how do i blurr the spoilers?
oh squid kid
i was thinking of the other thing you needed tent kit for 
??? 😭
pink floating head right
yeahh
is it possible to cheat while you're married in Stardew Valley? Nope, you can't cheat at all, even tho I had maxed out all of the romanceable characters in Stardew, once I married, all my boyfriends and girlfriends status reverted back to single 😭😭
well its my hear me out
...
i mean you can put items ids when you buy animals

that's some real cheating right there
come onnnn
🚩
messed upppp
oh please, it was supposed to be an experiment
mhm for scienceeee
Hi
hiiiiiii
Stay faithful kids
And even if youre not, remember to keep rabbit's foot on you











