#stardew-valley
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idk tbh
i was the best in my class in math but aint no way im calculating this
??????????
nah im not marrying this guy never
A levels trained me for this
circonference i think
demetrius is already married to Robin
I keep forgetting I moved my oil makerš
marcus*
French word for wha
Circumference
Unless my maths is wrong, its the second option
Shi idk and ik some french
it was 0.24 atm
Dang it
shroom wallpaper very cute
I was trained wrong
seeing this made me realize that I have no idea how the hell I got so far in life.
š
maths at this level arent that important to be honest
Imagine if there was a farming simulator where there are npcās you can interact with and, get this, theres like a community center where you can rebuild
do you think we could marry those npcs?
and maybe divorce them
Only some
Me when I saw it
Get this. But theres also people that you cant marry that you will wish the downfall of their marriage
Looking at you Caroline!!!
U never know
Yeo definitely a lot of mods out there
caroline should leave pierre
the farmer has enough money like to buy pierres 10 times
100%
Gonna put Pierre in the damn Luau soup
Also robin should definitely leave demitrius
pierres wallet is no competition to 10 stacks of iridium starfruit wine
Dimetrius isnt in my game
Actually he is.....
Is he more of a snob than Elliot?
Save up for dehydrator, home upgrade, gold pickaxe, coop for a myserious egg or vault?
||btw I got a dino egg are they good money makers?||
Also, how do I farm fire quartz?
I see him less as a snob & more of an overly-clichƩd scientist. I'm thankful we have Maru to be someone who is science-minded but still knows how to talk to actual people.
yes because elliot doesnt treat you as inferior for being a farmer
wait. Elliot? Snob?
Fire quartz can be found in the mines floor 80 and lower or by cracking geodes open
It might be his picture. It sort of looks like he has his nose in the air a bit. His dialogue is a bit syrupy for my personal taste, but I don't personally find his lines all that snobbish.
willy nags me about "you havent been fishing..."
I will get around to it buddy dont nag me about it I know
WE ALL want that
any news about the new update?
wwho tf is bianca
fr we ALL want clint š
Me when no Sebby
Lets not be rash now.

Ill defend him but he isn't better than my emo boy
you are on your own with this one
we are on our own
You wouldn't believe how many haters Clint has.
for each clint fan there is 99 clint haters
thats why im his farmer in shining hoe
or something
So... 99 Clint haters
yes
Speak for ur deranged self only
I donāt hate him but I can see why people would
no i speak for everyone
Fuck no u dont
yeah?
Which one was it this time
the annoncement
1.7 is not out. If it was out you would know
About.
the marriage candidats?
what
CAROLINE*
no its clint and sandy
are you genuinely serious.
the biggest dream of this community
Caroline is already married
And?
Im more intrigued by how CA is going to do his story
Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
he will be redeemed trust
Pierre has LITERALLY lied to his wife
Im more excited about getting to marry sandy personally
i feel it in my fats
Maybe the heart disease.
about
Does that call for execution?
No clue .... ignore that
who iād rather marry instead of clint:
@keen plover You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!
No it means I gotta have his wife
IM CRYING
We ALL Agree that Caroline is bad
Clint is a good man but i dont want him to be romancable.....he loves emily
You just summoned like 100 Clint haters
doesn't seb and abigail have something between them too?
yet still we can marry them
No no they're just friends
Yep.....but they friends
I would know about my Emo boy
oh
I can't get over Sebby
they were really close
We call all agree the best girl in this game is pam, right?
Seb is just having mood swings all the time
Sure bud...
Didnāt Clint write a letter to Emily. How is he gonna switch to the farmer?
are you like coping or
NO HE'S NOT HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD
Did u see his scenes?
no he just want abgial
Give me romancable pam
no not really
hearing this Sebastian slander is frying me i gotta defend him
feelings can be changed
its not like emily is really noticing him
Nah he is an hypocritic idiot
Wrong character
i do tho
son there is nothing to defend
Wdym
Bro had some DEEP feelings though
Seb says in one scene
I wanna save money ride bike and go away far...along the horizons forever
(Which means settling down somewhere else in new place......)
Next scene seb says
He loves his computer and doesnt like to talk to people
Which means he is introvert and loves to stay home with his pc
thats true i wonder how they will change that
I don't like Haley bcz she lwk gives me that popular girl vibe
What did I walk into
That is NOT what he said
She is that....duh
He's on his computer because he wants to get a job as a coder thats why
Nah you gotta get to know her
but also isnt haley and jack also close?
Jack???
He never said coder too
Smth about computers
his name was jack right?
Alex?
jock or whatever
Jock?
Lmao jack
yeah alex
Holy vro.

IM SORRY I GOT CONFUSED
But who is JOCK?
I hate alex.
alex
By whom?
i thought alex was named jack
Bro called me weak but he don't know im fighting in the Mines daily
K nvm lets move on XD
What makes Alex hateable?
his face
He is sexist when ur a female farmer
I did not know that
wait what?
Oh the ball thing irritated me
could never be clint omg...
And he acts like he's better than the male farmer
Yes
Yall right š
These 2 mfs didnt even know that š
Whoās more punchable. Elliot or Alex?
notice how no one hate elliot
All fun n games till a drop a couple cherry bombs on the doorstep
Alex
OMG WHAT?
Alex
Elliot ....i dont even see him......
I think Elliot is more offensive
Elliot is just... Elliot nothing really special bout him besides hes a writer
I do. I hate him
Just his posh attitude
Thats rly all we can hate about him
he is literally minding his own business the whole game
Nobody calls Gus ābartenderā and gets away with it
He's just kinda useless.
you don't even notice him at all
Also his schedule sucks
I fr thought sam was jodis husband
I mean Alex has a dog which is a redeemable quality š
Redeemable quality
also he takes care of his elders which is kinda cute
We all love Gus tho he's like the least hatable character ever
Gus wouldn't harm a fly prolly feed it to death tho
I see him always at the spa
Give me marriagable gus
i forgot there was a spa
I need it
YESSSS
I thought Linus would be least hated?
No ppl hate his cutscene
linus my beloved
Slurp slurp
He didn't do anything wrong they just hate the cutscene
i really feel bad for him when he talks about the tent
I feel like the most hates npc is probably demitrius
Already dead dw
Demetrius is annoying
what about lewis
Maybe in your farm
Don't hate Linus, dude's just a lil annoying
Blud thought I was trying to hit on his daughter and tried to threaten me.
Lewis is okayish
He actually pays us
Why
Lewis is trash
lewis is treating marie very bad
Being so fr how did Pierre pull his wife.
he actually pmo
Lewis is questionable
Probably money
How did every husband pull their wives
i don't understand the pierre hate
What's bro got to hide? Not like either of them are dating anyone else
Yo Pierres family is so weird. Wife with green hair, daughter with purple hair, and the father has orange hair and is hiding stuff from his wife
He and marnie have a thing.....both are single .....but society doesnt accept them......idk ...
Its okayish.....
Capitalist pig
his status
He hid money from his wife
Talking about Lewis
literally no one cares about them what society
I donāt think anyone in town would care if the outed their relationship
I'm pretty sure you're the only person who thinks his hair is red
Orange*
I think dating a farmer would put him on even better odds, shows he's for the people
do you know about the theory?
Ginger*
Lewis comes from a world where itās controversial for a mayor to have a wife
I thought that was only in the caroline marriage mod or is it in the regular game
Its not a theory its true
No it's not
Idk its just self anxious .....what if this what if that......what if negative thoughts......
Happens with people around 50 when they find love again
Dude's not a preist lmfao
not really
š you wanna date the mayor?
Didn't Abigail say it herself?
its just implied
Talking about Marnie
wait actually why isnt the wizard marriable
Too many simps
š”
Good question
Im glad im stuck to one
And concernedApe refuses to give the ppl what they want besides haunted choclatier
Mr. Rasmodius
Why CA? Why the fuck not?
Caroline would probably object to the wizard dating
sooo it was someone else?
Bitch is married, she gets no say
Yo lwk I want Sebastian irl
Clint and sandy
Check her kid
is there any healthy couples in the valley?
Abby eating rocks
me 
Still married. She can't have an affair then complain about the wizard dating someone else while single
Thats still a meme?
George and his wife that i cant spell
Just.......ig nobody
evelyn
Me and Harvey 
Evelyen and george
We all love Evelyn
This is a very aggressive argument about pixels ngl
Yes her
Nah George is toxic
Woah
George is just grumpy shoot id be grumpy too if I lost my legs
YEEEEESSSSSS
so real
Heās just old. When you befriend him, he gets nicer to those around him
Meanwhile that penny scene......
Penny is boring.
YESSIR-
Woah wth
THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HER
Suddenly I feel attracted to Shane.
.... Moo?
furry shane mod?
MOOOO
son...
Listen I aint a furry but...
wtf is the furry appeal I seriously dont get it
Yall live in barn?
I just like Shaneās blue chickens
NO CUZ MY BED IS GENUINELY IN MY COWS BARN
Its just dye
MOOOO
Zero clue
LMAO
LMAO
Thats how u evolved
Woke up with a cow in my bed on a daily basisš
Instant milk
If they're hogging the bed, tell them to... moooove over 
Now it's awkward
No.
summer theme is just sooo good
How many of yall ever gave Haley a prismatic shard thinking she'd like it just for her to not like it.
Thats why I dont like her.
But what do you do if you want a burger and Gus is out of beef
I give it to her to purposely lower our friendship
what i hate about this game tho is how silent it become in the middle of the day
This summer music makes me want to party
Not me....im good with poppy flowers .....wait poppy...... ohhnooooo what did i do....
Guess we gotta make some Beef. Sorry Gus
I meant sacrifice the spouse oof
OOOOH
We can do that?
Real
And why
Lmaoo
what have you done
Post-birth abortion
Nah you did actually mean that
A transformation if you will
Can we go one day with out making things weird.
Nah lwk why did Grandpa leave us such a small house
he left a farm
So a farm with no house.
Idk why does Robin give you a cellar that's been trashed
Real loving grandpa
No i wanted an actual house
A farm with a cabin
Bro he gave us a shed to live in
"Brand new cellar!" nuh uh
A TV on the FLOOR
Farmers donāt need much in their homes since theyāre always outside
No mortgage, be happy
Grandpa never said he was rich
In Apes defense tvs used to be sturdier
IM RICH
Yep stalking others....
500K WEEKLY
Remembering everyones day routine
But lwk I do not farm at all.

Observing^ š
And we hate clint......
No no I stalk them
All I do is do REDATCED runs all day then go home
NO WE DON'T
Yes we do.
Bro clint was literally gonna confess emily that day and was interrupted......by some mf so he hid in bush
How else are we supposed to learn their loved gifts?
I dont mind him
Clint.. Clint killed my grandmother
Trial and error
By secret NOTES!!!
Chat if i decide to make a tree farm in the quarry will the ores just kinda magically stop spawning or do i need to do something to stop from spawning between the trees?
Mostly because i took emily from him
They'll stop spawning if u put paths
Found in their trash or buried by their houses š
Hi
Me too.....he is a cutiee coward and anxious fool
just give everyone a flower
So i need to put paths around all the trees?
Starting to realize I gave Jass a 3 layer chocolate cake for her birthday she did not need allat
Ye
Jodi loves that
who the hell is jass
The child.
oh
The one thats very traumatized
I thought that would also stop them from growing but I'll give it a try then

A 3 layered cake for a child is a bit much š
Thanks!!
Vincent but better
err
Yo what has Jass gone through if you go into her room its just crazy.
gunther needs to go out more
I looked in her dollhouse and Grandpa was stuffed under the bed for some reason her Jack in the box had its limbs bent in all the wrong ways
Jass got problems

Man I hope 1.7 has dyeable rugs 
Well she lives with her aunt and drunk godfatherā¦
First person I've heard that actually uses rugs
Who is the .....ohh shane
How many of yall even use rugs fr?
big fan of RUG
That scene is lwk sad too
I wanna push shane a bit
Bro was genuinely contemplating whether or not to end it.
The saddest cutscene
Roll him off the cliff
Prolly cuz he dont got nothing else to do
Worse than Haley
I will donate 100k to everyone in the valley if it means they get their lives together
Talking bout ādonāt you have work to doā
And I just wanted to say hello like damn š
i would feel bad too if i lived in a no future valley too
I literally LEFT MY WORK TO GIFT HIM.....
he says thanks.....
Next chat be like.....u dont got anything.....WTH
hi i was wondering if anything is a must buy at my first fair like stardrop rarecrow etc
Everything
:o
I remember he was gonna show me something....has a small cutscene...that someones gonna show up.....
But i didnt get it
Heās a liar with how often Iām fishing
Fr
Fishing is so much money
Especially with smoker
Willy coming outside and looking at all 150 crab pots i put outside that actively collect stuff without bait:
Willy just has skill issue
Yo lwk what's the better profession crab pots don't require bait or they don't collect trash
I hate crab pots
Y
Spontaneous combustion
Prolly cuz I dont sell my fish to him
Choose the profession that makes it so they can't pick up trash
I forgot what it's called
I chose fisher....i love fishing
:/
Angler ig
I was gonna say smth but thats REALLY Late game.
Im still yesr 1 winter
Fun fact I made it to the bottom of the mines in year 1 spring
Idk that
Star fruit wine
Don't those have to be replanted
Speed grow is beautiful
Passive income
Eh it takes one day out of my rotation for a bunch of money I wouldnāt be making otherwise
Iām not really into mining/combat and I get bored with fishing so it works well for me
I mean a crystalarium setup is also great
Ig
Guys im going to use my psychic powers to predict the 1.7 marriage candidates
Its gonna be clint and sandy
I did, obviously
dude these spice berries will not show up am i just getting unlucky?
trying to summer forage
Hi guys I finished spring and im like 9 days into summer, i havent realtl done much other than sprinklers, starfruit, and fishing
I got a crimsonfish
But what should I do
Cause Iāve just been fishing u til i pass out every day LMAO š
Emily is too damn funny
the power of sillyness
I was getting unlucky. took 4 days of summer foraging RNG to get a spicy berry
hii guys

shoot. i think i can complete the boiler room in like 2 days
You do know forage stays on the map all the way tonsaruedya and on Sunday forage resets.
Unless it changes season on monday.
So the 6, 13, 20, and 27th are all great days to go forage
it helps quite a lot
How to get ancient seed
Kill bugs ij the mines is the most reliable way
||iirc you find it randomly as an artifact , after you donate it to gunther youll get the ancient fruit seed recipe||
Not the blue ones
I have half of winter foraging bundle done and its not even fall yet 
Mainly from frozen part of mines
Bro
sleep well! 
FINALLY
Congrats! 
AYYYE CONGRATS
We all do. š¤
yell ANCIENT SEED everytime you kill a bug
i need to try to 100% stardew but i honestly enjoy just chilling
have you beat it at all before?
i haven't yet !!
And that's alright! You take your time and you can 100% the game when you're ready. š
try a chill file, and experiment ehat types of things you like doing, maybe try joja !! (ew lol /j) after that u dhould try to get perfection
If the tiles are green why cant I place a portrait in doors? Im getting the sound I cant place it
i like to just play mindlessly for hours on mulitplayer worlds, low effort games are so fun !!
Does the house need to be bigger
NOOO I WILL NEVER DO JOJAAA
BAHAHAHAHA OKAYYY
do it next april fools
|| you need the jj route for the 100% completion achievement ||
Joja sucks š
IM GNA DIE !!!!
WHAT NOO
YOURE LYING
RIGHT?
RIGHT??!?!?
Unfortunately, we need to get that if you want the 100% achievement. š
š
From my Steam:
What you can do is: || make a copy save file exclusively for jj route then delete the save file once you got the achievement, that's what I did ||
PS: || I purposely completed the jj route on Pierre's birthday||
extremely, ridiculously hot take
Yup! I've played Stardew in my younger sister's account before and when I got a copy of it, I did a Perfection run. Now just waiting for 1.7 to drop. š
heck yea dude !!!
It looks so beautiful in my Steam profile. 
But for now, play the game how you like it. š
Definitely go for fishing! 
i just discovered this game at the start of april 
idk what to do in winter, any suggestions?
||fish, dungeon and quests||
have maxed the dungeon tho
every level has a certain type of loot 
u can grind resources
u can also transform ur farm!
When u say maxxed out. do u mean u finished the dungeon or got all resources u need from it?
uhhh no
just went to the end
but i have enough ores tho
get more. trust 
gonna unlock desert tho
community center, making the farm automatic (sprinklers), friendships
Cool. Boiler room done
Minecarts are nice
thats prob the easiest one besides vault lol
Hat mouse does come multiple times... right?
It's always there once you first unlock it
Huh
You unlock more hats after certain things are done
Well I just got it for the first time lol
Like selling one of everything or things like that
I like hat mouse
WHAT IS HE DOING-
i need a red circle or sometbing what am i looking at
hii
hello
i hate haley
HI!
i used to like her ngl
I fixed minecarts , bus and bridge in winter first year is that good progress
ya
i also got prismatic shard on the top of the ground on the bridge repair
what should I do with prismatic shard
when working on friendships whats the best way to go towards it? buy alot of rabbits and spam rabbit legs? work on one at a time? try to gift everyone every week?
the second she said "ew, no" to me at the dance i hated her and tried my absolute hardest to keep zero hearts with her lmao. i never once gave her any of her liked gifts after that š
NOOOO
looking at the dye bundle makes me want to dye
Says who i never on again 
who's your favorite spouse?
Sebastian
i want a junimo keychain 
no.
Angler or pirate. I thought i was gonna do a smoked fish empire but it became clear quickly that im too lazy for that
Angler
pirate if u just want treasure/artifacts and not fish
EW WTF š
is there an input safe way to refocus on the stardew valley window without accidentally doing some unwanted action
i often unfocus from it to type here
imagine if i was exhausted and accidentally swung my pick thus passing out or something
yeah i'd like to know
hey guys wanna see clint shave?
what is your device
i use mobile, i just press screen to not hold an item
I prefer pirate
Pirate for now but ill change to angler later ig
Die
so im at level 35 in the mines but still using the sword given to me at lvl 1, any beginner friendly swords / weapons yall know of? (as in dont break my progression)
what
got copper pick and now getting upgraded to steel axe lets go baby
insect head
where would I get that
kill 300 bugs and go to the adventurers guild to claim it
You get a new weapon about every 10-20 lvls. Insect is best before finishing mines however u need to kill 309 bugs
I uh... dont know where they are
i got the insect head weapon from one of the slayer tasks maybe i just got lucky if those are random
Right of the mines
yes little one
Bruh
I see that now š
btw spam the elevator 15>35>0>15>35 repeat in order to farm bugs
ive put a shocking amount of hours into this game learning and accomplishing shockingly little
its fine
play at your own pace
like kill all the bugs on that level then swap to the next or spam it in that order then kill them
also man, corn is NOT where its at
kill all bugs in that level, Skip the level if theres no bugs/very far away from the elevator
tip: going to floor 0 resets the mines
where its at
my levels right now are st 3/4/4/2/5 on summer 16 year 1
neat
my farm, I planted like 80 of them
I regret it every morning
why
I have no sprinklers and a copper watering can
unless you mean why plant 80 and the answer to that was I must have CLEARLY lost my mind
because who plants 80 corn without a sprinkler
1 gold bar, 1 iron bar, 1 refined quartz
im way behind yall
me, except i have a copper one
I just barely saw the wizard like a week ago and im in FALL
...on the upside I have level 10 fishing now
ive been gunning for the higher tools so i can actually clear the farm and start long term money making machine planning
too many rocks and stumps
ive been uh
fishing
..lots of fishing
though I did manage to get my hands on a starfruit seed and im waiting to use that
how long do things stay on the ground if I throw them there? running on low inventory space over here š
I think they disappear overnight? Could be wrong
Just to make sure you dont accidently drop in water otherwise it'll be dissapear forever
gotcha, but if I leave one area and go to another, will it still stay?
they stay for as long as you don't exit the game
if you exit they are gone forever, but if you play for a few days/keep playing, it'll still be there the next day
oh but this doesn't apply to select special places, e.g. inside the mines, things will disappear the moment u exit the mines floor
can put chests near areas that you are spending a lot of time in (e.g. mines next to elevator, or near where you fish) - NPCs can't break chests they will just push them around
but like if I throw crap next to the mountain lake (NOT in the lake) it will stay right?
tysm!
Is there a way to go from one season to another and keep my planting area clear and potentially watered? I already have too much on my plate for mondays
you can grow a multi-season crop
itll keep the land tilled + fertiliser there
and watered if you have sprinklers
Will mixed seeds work? Like if I plant 160 mix seeds on summer 28 will I have to pick axe everything on fall 1 or will they just disappear?
mixed seeds in summer can grow wheat or corn which do last into fall
I guess in reality it doesn't matter all that much if I have to plant on fall 2 since these crops are strictly for recipes and not for selling and maximizing profits
from spring to summer, you can use coffee beans to keep the soil fertilized. from summer to fall, wheat is really cheap. only fiber seeds will hold from fall to winter to spring
time is money
Mondays are for the greenhouse and every day is pig day, I gotta make a sacrifice somewhere
Plus I gotta go to Pierre's and hoe and water what my sprinklers didn't get
Oh well thanks for the suggestions I'll figure something out
ngl it would be so fun to have a cooking mini game
like cooking mama in stardew valley
how often should the cave be checked if you picked bats
Once every one one week
Bat cave generate fruit slow so if you leave it entire season then check next season it will be fine
I picked the artisan profession.
Was that a good choice?
It's an excellent choice
One of the best, that one increases the selling price of wine (among many others), the most profitable thing in the game.
fantastic choice for moaking money. especially with kegs and preserves jars.
even helps with smoked fish. smoked fish even benefit from the angler proffesion as well
laptop died mid fishing grind rip š
Maybe it was feeling exhausted
the big 2x2 ones
ignore them
those ones are only worth it if you need the stone
i want my farm cleared
i love concernedape and stardew valley š
Stardew changed my irl season overnight.

oh those rocks. i thought you were talking in the mines
Get billed 1000g by Harvey after recovery
Noo!!!!
whats the best fence layout for a normal coop?

what ever you like. as long as you leave enough space for them to eat grass
There isn't really the best fence layout if I can think off. Tho it be best to keep it as sizeable space enough to place as much grass
Haley just asked for an eggplant and says āyou know what itās forā
yeah her eggplant lasagna is pretty dope
linus, the wild man who rejected material possesions, asked for a bar of gold
saying that he cant get enough of them
he just uses them as mirrors seeing his own reflection in one
he's bartering with the ||dwarf|| (spoiler..?)
How do you get massive amounts of stone?
bombs
how do I get grass to grow in that area?
also go for the big rocks in the mines, they're fairly efficient with hit per rock
you can buy grass starters from Pierre
but it takes them a while to spread
got it
any way for the animals to not eat up all of the grass?
keep the door closed for a few days and feed them hay, or plant more than they'll eat
I think they eat 1 square per day per each animal but someone correct me if I'm wrong
You can use the trick where you put lightning rods or fences on the grass so they don't eat it all.
Or if you're on pc, there's a mod that makes it so when they "eat" the grass, it isn't destroyed.
barn animals eat one tile of grass a day, coop animals eat one tuft of grass a day (each grass tile contains four tufts)
oh wow thank you
no problem! Personally, the way I go about having enough grass for my animals is just periodically buying a shit-ton of grass starter from Pierre
I bought the recipe at this point aha
I had a dream
That I was in Stardew valley
But it was an open world game
And it's was winter year 1
And that I needed to collect 8 notes to defeat a snake king
To get a good ending when getting consumed by a space god
totally not misterious at all

not this missions oh god š I HATE THEM
Hooray prismatic jelly
the reward for the prismatic jelly is just barely worth the effort. ectoplasm isn't too hard though
Tf is solar essence
essence of the sun. it's a monster drop, usually you see it from ghosts first
used in some crafting recipes
why is my big coop not upgrading to a deluxe coop?
did you wait a couple days after buying upgrade?
Do you upgrade to robin?
nevermind, it worked!
WHY U DIDNT SAY THAT BEFORE-
it'll come around again. jelly is the harder quest, but it gives the better reward
š
#1139016532966506576 look at it pls pls
YAY
Good morning to you too 
Morning to you too sir karma 
CUTE
Wait you already reach shepherd congrats
Yesh you werent there to give me shepgrats 
LOL
Im about to complete the crab pot bundle without putting down or building a single crab pot
thats so funny
You didnt tell me 
i need to learn clay farming
You could get more clay in mines level 11
Rinse and repeat and you'll get plenty of them
i need to get copper anyway u rite
#1139016532966506576 join pls guys im lonly
yup lol
this is a known trick to reaching lv10 fishing without casting a single line, back when we didn't have the training rod
their sizes compared to that chicken is crazy
jas is just 3 apples tall
I havnt played this game in forever
i had it for 7 years on my steam before i started playing 3 years ago
Thatās along time
yea it was gifted and i thought i wouldnt like it
its alot better than terraria tbh
Agreed
Helloooooo
Hi im new
Im so new
how do i farm
I'm starting to play on Xbox. I click a different farm to start on but it keeps starting me on the first farm.
Why are pierre and clint hated?
Pierre takes credit for all my crops and tries to upsell them š
Pierre never open when i need him to be
Pierre is secretly a joja employee
I don't hate clint per se because i aint seen his infamous cutscene yet, just looks too old for me to be a candidate 
Oh and he's "open" until 8. Bs. He stops working at 6.
Nvm i actually hate clint, he's only closed on fridays but i feel like he's closed everyday
Pierre's open until night for something else

I thought Pierre was open until 5
I always want to fight him when I want my money for crops and hes not standing at the register lol
People think Clint is weird, but they read too much into his character and misinterpret his motives
Now that I'm looking through stardew memes, I gotta ask this:
Do leah enjoyers only like her because shes the closest thing to Robin or not?
Probably ngl
Does Pierre buy crops for more?
Though I'll be honest, if Robin was actually a bachelorette, almost none of the other bachelorettes would get any attention.
besides maybe abigal.
It was probably the best move to ensure the player doesn't just latch onto the first thing they see
I wanna do Leah on the backwoods š¤·āāļø
huh?
Me with Sebastian:
My first marriage was Emily. She's a sweetheart. I might go with Abigail on my next save.
Most bachelors are lame imo, who is going for smelliot
I tried to do something, but this is the best gif I could find
I failed miserably to be funny

but still, currently going out with Leah and Elliot
i dont swing that way. but if i did, i could see my stardew valley character going with elliot
Might do Maru and Seabastian next save.
!ellinut
wow maru 
And maybe for the 3rd save abigal and alex. Alex is underrated ngl
Maru maru
My first marriage was Emily cause she can move that booty.
If Abby eats a rock
i am doing the Emily route this save too
Emily snorts rock
That's what got me š
Right!
anyways, gotta go guys. Have a nice day yall!!!
But for real. I'm trying to start a Xbox save. It won't let me pick another farm besides the original.
Any help?
Hmm I just started an xbox and was able to choose a different farm
Elliot looks like the kind of guy who is obsessed with some big city but can't go there so he hates on it
I've tried 4 times now and it keeps putting me on standard

Leave and enter game again
Arent you still going outside ? 
I did on my last attempt.
Im back already 
And kiss your xbox and saying "I love you my love"
Jk
Not welcome back 
Restart xbox?
Maybe I'll try turning my Xbox off all the way
What did he do
Maybe uninstall and reinstall?
I'll try
Hows it hangin tonight gang
I'm new to game and I love my mobile farm but I want to start an Xbox one
I also heard about multiplayer. I want to get better on console and try that.
PC would be the better console 
Facts
Chilling
I don't have a pc and can only afford basic game pass a month lol
Jolyne will sponsor u
I said this in a steam form before and got warned by steam moderators for being offensive


All the consoles and games are so expensive now
But stardew remains budget friendly
And last for decades 
And plus still playable even when 100% the game
The replayability of this game is weirdly high
Love never ending games
Not harder, it just won't be what you expect
I'll stick to regular lol
Good choice if you're skeptical 
Much higher than anyone could imagine
Finish your farm design 
30 days already
Wait. Should I not skip intro? Maybe that's why I can't do another farm?
Im almost done with the design give me a break 
Since when you give me a break and you keep forcing me to do it 
I should also finally design my farm
Do you need a reminder like Jolyne does
I have a question
Probably
I need reminders for a lot of things
Nvm i can't punch you like i do jolyne
It still didn't work...
How do you pronounce that name?
Maybe i should uninstall and re install
It's pronounced as "Kujou"
So im a punching bag then ?
So you were too busy for truth or dare but not stardew 
Bruh you guys were finished when i came back 
Oook
He try to avoid it as much as possible
Sebastian wouldnt have bailed on us @ornate roost
Valid 
I had guest over okay 
I uninstalled game and downloading it again
Goodnight mfs
Hopefully it works, otherwise #vanilla-tech-support might be where you needa go
do you need to have the milk pail in your inventory for the auto grabber to collect milk
How many harvests of blueberries can I get if I plant on summer 1
Okay thank you. I'll check them if it doesn't work.
Nope
Why
He knew I was aiming to kill with those questions
Wiki tells you the exact month
You criminal
Tsk tsk he's not so slick enough from us
[[Blueberries#Growth_Schedule]]
Wdym why, im not mean 
That is so funny
[[Blueberry#Crop_Growth_Calender]]
[[blueberries]]
That is wild
Nevermind! Calender is spelt Calendar
Stardew wiki helped me so much learning the game so fast
each harvest gives u like 3 berries
is the game even playable without the wiki



