stardew-valley

[ocean orbit]

why is her hair made of hay 😔

[vast oxide]

Honestly also go on high luck days so you find stairs fast, and start duping jade

[storm tulip]

alr

[ocean orbit]

or or or hear me out, get as much stone as u can and just make 100 staircases

[empty wolf]

isoooo, heya me need help i have this skull key what to do with it

[storm tulip]

10000 stone lol

[ocean orbit]

that's what my bro and i did to complete the ||qi challenge||

[hybrid mural]

Not sure if you need this but, you can ignore the mobs

[ocean orbit]

i don't remember 😔

[vast oxide]

crying

[empty wolf]

[ocean orbit]

i didn't even get to use half my stones to craft all that, i have an insane amount of stone

it's like a billion stones, and 10 wood 🤡

i need more wood 😫

[vast oxide]

Are you serious or pulling my leg

[storm tulip]

how do i get a ||prismatic shard||

[empty wolf]

wdym

[vast oxide]

Luck

[empty wolf]

no seriously

[vast oxide]

That answers that

[ocean orbit]

||skull caverns, iridum nodes have a 4% chance of dropping one. that's deep in the caverns tho, so carry bombs, go on good luck days and use staircases||

[empty wolf]

i found a cave in the quarry? it has skulls in it

[vast oxide]

Read kusxz messages

[empty wolf]

but i couldnt find somewhere to put the key

[ocean orbit]

🥀

[echo basin]

Click on the door

[vast oxide]

No cause you have to complete cc

[ocean orbit]

use the stardew wiki @empty wolf

[hybrid mural]

To be fair stone is harder than wood

[storm tulip]

ty

[vast oxide]

I don't think they have all the bundles complete

[empty wolf]

but i wanna ask here

[ocean orbit]

idts, im pretty sure i used skull key before that

[ocean orbit]

😂 fair enough

[echo basin]

Oh...

[empty wolf]

whats cc

[vast oxide]

You got to the dry place before finishing bus bundle????

[storm tulip]

community center

[empty wolf]

wait what door

[empty wolf]

oh

[vast oxide]

Community center bundles

[hybrid mural]

Things beyond a certain cc bundle need to be spoilered ||like this||
Beyond the whole cc completion you gotta do #stardew-spoilers

[empty wolf]

ohh oke

[faint nebula]

Just got dwarf scroll three time to suffer getting four

[echo basin]

Lets finish your community center first

[ocean orbit]

ohh, u mean the bundle. i thought u meant perfection

ALSO NO DO NOT DO COMMUNITY CENTER

I NEED ME MY AUTOPETTERS

[vast oxide]

I just keep getting the fucking red one over and over

[hybrid mural]

Got all variants yet?

[storm tulip]

is 0.083 good luck to go to sc

[ocean orbit]

i went the community center path and i will never have that fucking autopetter now 💔

[vast oxide]

Don't listen to this fool

[ocean orbit]

where tf can u see the number?

[vast oxide]

Luck stairs and sc

[ocean orbit]

hush autopetters are amazing

[storm tulip]

ui info suite 2

[empty wolf]

how to get the 4th one, i only have 1,2,3

[ocean orbit]

i cud automate my entire farm with that

[faint nebula]

Its just 1 2 3 and 4 no?

[hybrid mural]

[ocean orbit]

but noooo i only have an autograbber

[echo basin]

Mines lvl 80-120

[storm tulip]

max luck in the game is 0.100 btw

[hybrid mural]

Indeed, congrats

[faint nebula]

0.1% chance to drop from enemies

[ocean orbit]

i wish i cud just automate the entire process the way i did it with sprinklers

[echo basin]

YES

[ocean orbit]

tbf tho the dwarf is pretty fucking useless imo

[empty wolf]

lvl 80??? i thought max was 10

[storm tulip]

what food should i bring to ||skull caverns||

[empty wolf]

[faint nebula]

I wanna say hi to the dwarf

[echo basin]

Apologize i mean mines lvl

[ocean orbit]

like a simple pipeline, cow milk to grabber, grabber to cheese press, cheese press to barrel

[vast oxide]

Good food

[ocean orbit]

u can say hi to him, u just won't understand his response

[vast oxide]

But gold cheese is easy to mass produce

[faint nebula]

Exactlyyy thats why i need the scrolls

[hybrid mural]

Cheeses for hp and energy, optional luck food, speed food

[faint nebula]

so i can say hi

[empty wolf]

oh interesting, ill try to find it

[ocean orbit]

spicy eel is fkin awesome. magic rock candy if u have the prismatic shards to spare

[novel thistle]

@ocean orbit You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[ocean orbit]

yay

also no slowmode makes me happy

[hybrid mural]

Welcome to kool kid klub

[ocean orbit]

we shud keep it this way

[ocean orbit]

😎 tyty

[echo basin]

Congratz

[empty wolf]

[ocean orbit]

tyyy

[faint nebula]

30 bats away from the 200 goal i hate bats i hate bats i hate bats

[vast oxide]

It's automatic lol

[ocean orbit]

my wife ❤️

[ocean orbit]

wdym?

[echo basin]

My ex wife

[ocean orbit]

NO 💔 how cud u ever break this angel's heart

she's genuinely so amazing bro every time i come home early she wants to get frisky

[vast oxide]

The bot sets it based on activity levels

[ocean orbit]

W wife

[tall mantle]

right one I took

[hybrid mural]

Gj

[ocean orbit]

damn that's smart

[vast oxide]

[ocean orbit]

no shush dont encourage that behaviour

[faint nebula]

Im just going for a full crit build cause i picked scout, when i do crit its insane even without level 10 so farming is easy

[vast oxide]

But also where can I find me a wife lol

[hybrid mural]

Im just biding my time before moving on to Sandy's camp

[empty wolf]

btw what does the statue thing want in the forest behind the wizard?

[ocean orbit]

and that whole "what am i grateful for how abt i show u tonight" like daaaaaaaaaaaaamn girl that's what im talkin about

[echo basin]

She is angel but her sister is goddess

[ocean orbit]

||sweet gem berry, comes from rare seed||

[hybrid mural]

||Iridium Needle?||

[vast oxide]

Wtf

What are we talking about

[ocean orbit]

aw hell naw, she's creepy as hell

[vast oxide]

Is this the nsfw mod

[ocean orbit]

haley's dialogue

[ocean orbit]

no 😭 😭

wait i'll find it and show u

[vast oxide]

Does she actually say this

[ocean orbit]

she says it at a festival

[hybrid mural]

No way

[empty wolf]

||rare seed? ohhhhhhhh rightttt from the travelong merchant||

[faint nebula]

Hmmm.... yes yes need that

[ocean orbit]

in almost exactly those words

[tall mantle]

Fine im dating haley

[echo basin]

During winter star, Haley will say that.

[ocean orbit]

why do u think i love haley sm

[faint nebula]

Im on floor 95 of mines

[storm tulip]

how do i change the mineral in crystalarium

[ocean orbit]

she is genuinely the most goated wife in the game

penny was my first wife

[tall mantle]

Same question

[ocean orbit]

piickaxe it, ur old mineral will fall out. then put the new one in

[vast oxide]

I now have even less respect for Haley folks

What do you mean a bit of spicy dialogue from a mean blonde has you whipped?

[tall mantle]

Love you

[lost oriole]

Just put a new one in. You won't get the old one back

[hybrid mural]

[ocean orbit]

im not ashamed to admit that it absolutely does 😌

[hybrid mural]

Even if you wack it with a pickaxe?

[ocean orbit]

mwah

[echo basin]

Knock with pickaxe or axe then re-put and put mineral you want

[vast oxide]

Well at least you're honest

[empty wolf]

i have words to say

[ocean orbit]

if u whack it with a pickaxe the mineral will fall out

[lost oriole]

I think it's supposed to be a bonus rather than the main offering, if you get my drift

[bronze crane]

Use the pickaxe or approach with the mineral you want like normal.

[storm tulip]

21 bombs good for sc?

[cyan bluff]

ive had my cows for 3 seasong and they still dident grow up what do i do?

[half parcel]

I originally gifted her because it was easy to gift her and over time her character development grew on me. Didn't realize some freaky people exist tho

[tall mantle]

use spoiler for that

[ocean orbit]

her arc is goated, but her attempts at being mean early on are so cute

[bronze crane]

You mean 210 megas playing vanilla right?

[echo basin]

You need more than 100

[lost oriole]

Even if you whack it. A mineral in a crystalarium is lost forever, that is the price of starting production

[storm tulip]

...

[vast oxide]

Just be honest you're freaky

[hybrid mural]

See, i wasn't kidding when i said a hundred

[ocean orbit]

what r u talking about, the mineral has always fallen out for me

[half parcel]

I am not freaky.

[lost oriole]

Feed them

[vast oxide]

totally has the possessive Sebastian mod installed

[ocean orbit]

this too :D

being vanilla is boring

vanilla folks can have penny

[tall mantle]

man of culture

[hybrid mural]

Bro kusxz getting hit with reality

[vast oxide]

Words of someone in denial

[half parcel]

❌

[ocean orbit]

my g 🙌

[hybrid mural]

Amen

[cyan bluff]

i do i always put hay and let them eat grass

[ocean orbit]

i like u guys 😂

[echo basin]

Agree this

[vast oxide]

I'm crying I thought that was mod dialogue this entire time

[half parcel]

No evidence of my freakiness

[ocean orbit]

damn 💀

[lost oriole]

Ohhhhhh

[empty wolf]

haley is cute, she isnt inherently mean, spoiled would be the right word, but she is quite sweet and is quite realistic to a girl irl
(atleast for me, she reminds me of someone)

[vast oxide]

I never do Haley stuff

[faint nebula]

[ocean orbit]

so real

[lost oriole]

Buy a milk pail from marnie and use it on them every day

[tall mantle]

....ur ex

[echo basin]

Haley is good lady

[hybrid mural]

Well damn game thief

[ocean orbit]

my ex was penny-devoted and haley-freaky, best combo out there fr

[lost oriole]

They're cows. They don't drop milk on the floor like chickens lay eggs

[cyan bluff]

dosent work i put it in my hand and click on them doesnet work

[lost oriole]

Post a picture of the cow

[ocean orbit]

u do approach them too, yes?

[tall mantle]

does that mean u have 2?

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-lonely-alone-coffee-gif-5059287

[half parcel]

Did you pet and feed them

[ocean orbit]

no, same girl 😭

[empty wolf]

not......... probably

[cyan bluff]

omg it worked suddently thanks guys

[vast oxide]

The way chat popped off when "freaky Haley" comes up

Y'all are freaks

[fallen condor]

Yeah, I think she was just dismissive, right? So was Shane but with a better reason, I guess.

[echo basin]

Do you play east scarp?

[ocean orbit]

lmao i love that

[lost oriole]

But if you don't get a message saying "cowname has no milk today" you're doing something wrong

[bronze crane]

Maybe I do need to start thinking about marrying other npcs

[vast oxide]

No?

[half parcel]

Haley done made everyone freaky

[ocean orbit]

shane's such a pos bro, he goes from "dont u have work to do" to "hey you're awesome" if u just hand him a beer

[half parcel]

What is this chat

[tall mantle]

whats that? never heard of it

[ocean orbit]

L character development i've seen his bedroom on the wiki and it's so bad

[hybrid mural]

Being high can change someone you know

[half parcel]

Addiction is strong

[empty wolf]

nah girl, the haley folks got a bit offended by the sentence hahhahaha

[lost oriole]

He cleans it up eventually, maybe

[ocean orbit]

he never cleans it up 💔

[echo basin]

Just telling you. Cirrus from sword&sorcery have more spicy dialogue

[tall mantle]

dont u have work to do is also said by sebastian i guess

[vast oxide]

I never said I'm not a loser myself

[faint nebula]

I mean... if you didnt like someone and they gave you a free beer youd still be happy

[hybrid mural]

Watching shane's cutscene when he was dead drunk

[ocean orbit]

if i was gay i would 100% marry sam

he is the nicest guy in sdv

genuinely cool af

[tall mantle]

harvey and sam

[hybrid mural]

sam is the saiyan guy?

[vast oxide]

I don't think you know who you're talking to

[empty wolf]

no ones a loser! .... even for a seb lover

[fallen condor]

I don't think that makes sense, sure, but it's because of how we gift villagers that they always have to switch up their mood during dialogues. The game doesn't have a very complex system or anything. I hope you understand that.

[faint nebula]

Denial is a river in egypt/j

[ocean orbit]

that caterpillar on his upper lip gives me the ick

[vast oxide]

💅

[tall mantle]

omg i cant unsee now lmao

[ocean orbit]

dude i was playing, u took it way too seriously 😭

[ocean orbit]

🥀

[tall mantle]

.....never observed so much let me check

[hybrid mural]

!sam

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sam.

[faint nebula]

Everyones gay theyre just in denial 💔

[ocean orbit]

im talking about the mustache 😭

!haley

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[hybrid mural]

hows that not vegeta

[lost oriole]

Harvey?

[tall mantle]

no mustache

[echo basin]

!hayley

[novel thistle]

Haley only has one ‘y’ in it…

To use this command, type !hayley.

[ocean orbit]

look at that caterpillar on his face

[empty wolf]

why is there a hand

[ocean orbit]

!harvey

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !harvey.

[hybrid mural]

and whose fkin hand is that

[ocean orbit]

people freakier than us lmao

[empty wolf]

ye whose hand is that

[tall mantle]

fr

[half parcel]

Imagine it's ca

[empty wolf]

dang, then i wouldnt be surprised

[echo basin]

[vast oxide]

Everyones

[hybrid mural]

Little did you know his hand is hella buff

[empty wolf]

he made clint a marriage candidate

[vast oxide]

!sebastian

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sebastian.

[fallen condor]

Did I? I was just explaining how it seems to work in the game. Dunno why you gotta be snarky, then. It wasn't even that apparent you were "jk-ing".

[ocean orbit]

the cruelest thing ca ever did is preventing us from marrying robin

[empty wolf]

@vast oxide is that your hand?

[hybrid mural]

That yours?

[tall mantle]

FOR REAL!!!!

[lost oriole]

[tall mantle]

LIke why not robin I NEED HER

[faint nebula]

Just use the mods trust trust

[hybrid mural]

Bro aint mention caroline

[vast oxide]

If only I was that cool

[half parcel]

cant use Robin's cool axe

[lost oriole]

Demetrius wants to know your location

[faint nebula]

Theres probably mods for marrying everyone

[echo basin]

Why we need someone's wife?

[empty wolf]

shes.... married with kids the same age as you

[tall mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/137345719668310016/1484921607075135510/a4b89894ed531fdc-1.gif

[lost oriole]

Pierre wants to know your location

[ocean orbit]

naw i got beef with caroline for hating on my girl abby's hair wdym u like her better as a brunette

[vast oxide]

"probably" I think that's a given lol

[tall mantle]

whats that? never heard of it..... MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND

[hybrid mural]

Just give him strawberry in a flask and he can watch while playing with it

[fallen condor]

For how many years the game have been up, it's no longer a "probably". lol

[faint nebula]

Fair.

[ocean orbit]

😔 u evil, evil man

[half parcel]

Caroline for the streets

[bronze crane]

Because she tries to change Abigail. Leave the kids alone Caroline.

[faint nebula]

But whod want to marry pam

[echo basin]

!leah is robin

[ocean orbit]

oh yeah isn't it heavily implied that abby is not even pierre's

[empty wolf]

well she wants her daughter to look like pierre the dad i guess, normal mom behavior

[echo basin]

Damn command not work

[ocean orbit]

real

[empty wolf]

WHAT

[half parcel]

No spoiling

[hybrid mural]

yeah

[tall mantle]

Im glad u didnt mention evelyn

[faint nebula]

Yeah theres the hc shes the wizards daughter

[ocean orbit]

ion know i've seen fan theories that abby is the wizard's

[echo basin]

Uh no

[ocean orbit]

how tf is that a spoiler 💔

[tall mantle]

!robin

[ocean orbit]

it's just a fan theory

[tall mantle]

...

[hybrid mural]

Implications implications, allegations allegations

[empty wolf]

THE WIZARDS????? BUT HIS OLD

[ocean orbit]

THEY WON'T EVEN LET US HAVE THIS

[ocean orbit]

old man's still got it tho, eyyy

[echo basin]

!robin

[faint nebula]

Shes a sweet old lady pam is just annoying ok id rather marry the sweet old lady than pam.

[half parcel]

It's not entirely true, it's a heavy implication but new players might get the wrong idea

[ocean orbit]

dude evelyn is genuinely so sweet I love gifting her broken glasses

[echo basin]

Probably they removed it

[half parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/tungston-ballsack-youll-never-catch-me-wizard-i-cast-gif-7546647478604239209

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !clint.

[ocean orbit]

i've loved granny evelyn since she gave me that potted plant recipe and praised my beautiful farm

[vast oxide]

!clint

[bronze crane]

I have a theory that Jodi is the wizards kid or Vincent or Pam

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !clint.

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rain-sad-4

[lost oriole]

Alex wants to know your location

[hybrid mural]

!sandy

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sandy.

[empty wolf]

both of em remind me of my 2 grandmas, do not the grannies

[fallen condor]

Well, it seems the general chat is very busy and I forgot what I was gon' say. Whoops! Be seeing you guys in a bit, I'm gonna listen to some music.

[hybrid mural]

WHOSE HAND

[lost oriole]

it's Caroline

[ocean orbit]

we need more kent backstory about the war tho

[tall mantle]

why is she side faced? and sideeyeing?

[ocean orbit]

gotoro empire or wtv

[faint nebula]

I DONT WANT TO BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE

[echo basin]

Awww look at thatt handsome guy

[half parcel]

Hand that touched everybody

[rapid stump]

hello, if i sell all my fish the same night as i will level up to lvl 5 fishing will i get the 5% profit on the sold fish?

[bronze crane]

I actually cannot wait to see the new Clint

[faint nebula]

Im aroace ok....?

[empty wolf]

why she has the same pose as elliot tho

[faint nebula]

I will not the granny'

[tall mantle]

😈

[mossy prawn]

Hi

[empty wolf]

whats aroace

[half parcel]

Elegance

[mossy prawn]

Time to romance seb

[ocean orbit]

i do NOT like elliot and i do not understand the people who like him either

[hybrid mural]

Iirc yes, but @lost oriole will answer with full sureness

[faint nebula]

Aromantic/Asexual

[mossy prawn]

Hoping he gives me coffee lowk

[ocean orbit]

he is the definition of a performative male imo bro is so pretentious holy crap

[half parcel]

!elliot

[novel thistle]

Elliott has two t's in it...

To use this command, type !elliot.

[faint nebula]

[half parcel]

Zamn

[tall mantle]

He is like living in some delusion or church

[ocean orbit]

!elliot

[novel thistle]

Elliott has two t's in it...

To use this command, type !elliot.

[half parcel]

Picture ain loading

[lost oriole]

Iirc the game actually lies to you when you do and you don't get the full bonus.

[ocean orbit]

!elliott

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !elliott.

[vast oxide]

!help

[novel thistle]

please get me off discord

To use this command, type !help.

[hybrid mural]

bros aint fkin read

[bronze crane]

Because they're soul mates

[lost oriole]

[mossy prawn]

Seb gave me soup aa

[ocean orbit]

ok but like i love shipping the npcs

[half parcel]

I thought it'd have a picture like !hayley

[hybrid mural]

go answer the kid, i choose you soly

[ocean orbit]

penny-sam is a goated combo

[echo basin]

Im not sure about this. I think no, its apply after you pick your profession and start next day. But not sure if this change

[lost oriole]

Already did

[empty wolf]

ohh so okok, ty for answering

[mossy prawn]

I should draw Seb and Sam at some point

[hybrid mural]

Thank you

[faint nebula]

Np np

[half parcel]

!marnie

[echo basin]

Test

[ocean orbit]

lewis side-eyeing u rn

[half parcel]

Looks like some villagers aren't there

[tall mantle]

they just added candidates

[echo basin]

Chat are fast

[ocean orbit]

genuinely why r they not married dawg come on

[half parcel]

Gotta test them all

[ocean orbit]

there's no good reason for him being so secretive abt it

[plucky umbra]

Meow

[ocean orbit]

woof

[half parcel]

Wait sandy is one?

[echo basin]

Yes

[plucky umbra]

Sandy and Clint

[rare blade]

Hellooo

[faint nebula]

Clint keeps asking me for shi 💔

[hybrid mural]

[tall mantle]

!sandy

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sandy.

[echo basin]

Hi there how are you?

[tall mantle]

omg yeah lmao

[half parcel]

Oh

[hybrid mural]

Welcome

[tall mantle]

!clint

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !clint.

[echo basin]

My future wife

[rare blade]

I'm good I'm good, just wanted to pop in and see what people are saying

[tall mantle]

welp....

[bronze crane]

Taxes

[rare blade]

thanks

[plucky umbra]

Grabbing him by the neck

[echo basin]

My future husbaby

[half parcel]

15 gold + you get to keep them after inspection

[faint nebula]

With that design itd be a literal crime if she wasnt a marriage candidate

[tall mantle]

ahhh...yandere moment

[mossy prawn]

Hi

[faint nebula]

He asked me to give emily amethyst and now he wants a metal bar smh this guy

[echo basin]

We talk about new marriage candidate

[echo basin]

Hiiii

[half parcel]

Unpopular opinion: Clint would look like mrbeast if he shaved his beard

[lost oriole]

It's not obvious. When you sell fish overnight the same day you pick the Fisher profession, if you tab into the by-money breakdown, you'll see that the fish price reflects your new Fisher profession. But if you sum up the fish sale amount, then compare it to the listed total amount, you'll find that the total is lower and your new profession didn't actually apply.

I'm told that this is how it was in the past. Not 100% sure if it's been fixed yet. But for now assume that new professions don't apply

tagging in @hybrid mural

[hybrid mural]

[half parcel]

He can't even ask emily 😔

[vast oxide]

[lost oriole]

It's not a joke btw I definitely really heard this lol

[tall mantle]

just hoard items and sell all together
u will love it

[rare blade]

I see

[faint nebula]

💔 socially anxious loner

[tall mantle]

hey hey hey she got a wet dream of the farmer remember?

[rapid stump]

yh i think thats what im gonna do

[faint nebula]

My chicken needs to give me a large white egg rn or im gonna tweak out

[empty wolf]

wait what who

[half parcel]

When you can beat metal to any shape but not ask a girl out

[ocean orbit]

won't u get mayonnaise whether it is large or not

[tall mantle]

Good luck fishing is addictive

[echo basin]

@rapid stump try sell it. And let us know if yes or no

[ocean orbit]

im sorry what

[tall mantle]

emily

[tall mantle]

emily

[storm tulip]

dang it i died on floor 9

[faint nebula]

What

😭

[empty wolf]

when??

[rapid stump]

yh i will sell one fish for test

[echo basin]

What

[lost oriole]

Emily?

[hybrid mural]

I believe you, because i remember trying that before, granted it was years ago and the math aint mathing. Recently a friend told me it's been fixed, sold ALL our fishies the same night we leveled up. I didn't do the math ofc but damn that sucks, got scammed

[echo basin]

Nice. Tag me i wanna know too

[rare blade]

Oh yeah, I haven't played in a while so I want to know how to get void eggs? is it random?

[rapid stump]

im not new i just came back to SV after a Longgg time

[tall mantle]

she got a dream on some heart event ig when i entered her house....and we were in a fairy land

[rapid stump]

alr

[tall mantle]

ohhh my bad my bad

[faint nebula]

emilys so weird

[lost oriole]

would need to check patch notes to be sure

[ocean orbit]

energy tonics, my friend. energy tonics. for 1000 it's a complete refuel. 100% worth it

[half parcel]

Mines?

[ocean orbit]

this is so real

[hybrid mural]

Or actually give it a go...

[lost oriole]

@lost oriole would like to know your location

[echo basin]

That's its not....wet dream

[faint nebula]

Her sprites creep me out icl

[ocean orbit]

daddy? 😭 😭

[storm tulip]

got 3 of them xd

[storm tulip]

no, ||skull caverns||

[tall mantle]

well....we were surrounded by ocean and islands....

[ocean orbit]

and u still died? 💀

[hybrid mural]

Nerds there are kids here

[faint nebula]

Are you perhaps high

[half parcel]

!emily

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !emily.

[hybrid mural]

Watch it

[storm tulip]

no i meant didnt have them in inv

[half parcel]

Perhaps yeah

[empty wolf]

the 1st cutscene for emily?
didnt she just meditate and thought about us and she thinks fate is trying to tell her smth bout us?

[faint nebula]

Such wide eyes.....

[rapid stump]

yall i have 250 gold and and im selling a 30 gold Anchovy lets see

[tall mantle]

READ MY NAME

[echo basin]

Other my ex wife

[ocean orbit]

u shud carry one bro

[tall mantle]

yep that thing

[faint nebula]

It could mean a variety of things OKAY

[storm tulip]

theres no worry about energy its just health

[half parcel]

Get better food

[ocean orbit]

meanwhile haley's 10 heart event is literally a red room smash sesh

[lost oriole]

Ok let us know

[ocean orbit]

energy tonic increases health too bro

[tall mantle]

Fine sorry

[ocean orbit]

what 😭 😭

[rapid stump]

@echo basin yo so it doesnt apply i got 30 gold still 😭😭😭

[storm tulip]

doesnt show that for me

[empty wolf]

ahahhahahahhahha

[lost oriole]

Thank you for your sacrifice

[hybrid mural]

What what

[rapid stump]

lmao

[warped hazel]

hey

[tall mantle]

what? what?

[hybrid mural]

Did he try the sell + skill lvlup in the same night thingy

[lost oriole]

I will remember this

[rapid stump]

i lost 7.5 gold 😔🙏

[tall mantle]

it was the wind

[rapid stump]

YH

[hybrid mural]

Thank you for your sacrifice

[rapid stump]

yh with one fish, i sold a 30 gold anchovy and it sold for 30

[echo basin]

Thank you. Good to know this. So we need next day to apply the profession bonuses

[ocean orbit]

was NOT the wind 😔

[hybrid mural]

It shall be useful for future generation

[lost oriole]

The per item breakdown still showed 37 right

But the fish total was 30

[rapid stump]

no it still showed 30 and i got 30

[hybrid mural]

Took angler right before the calculation right

[lost oriole]

oh it was fixed ok

[half parcel]

Crackiee cracked crackers by cracking cracks

[empty wolf]

oh right btw, does hearts get reduced or increase? im at 10 hearts with haley

[echo basin]

Hey how are you?

[hybrid mural]

WHY IS THE FIX LIKE THAT

[lost oriole]

yeah for a while there it was like broken

[warped hazel]

bad

[opaque silo]

what does green rain do

[rapid stump]

yh it showed up before the sum up of sold items

[novel thistle]

@rapid stump You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[half parcel]

Moss on trees

[rapid stump]

YO

[opaque silo]

oh ok ty

[storm tulip]

massive amounts of fiber and moss spawn

[hybrid mural]

Ayy welcome to kool kid klub

[opaque silo]

okayyyy

[lost oriole]

When not at max hearts, you decay some points per day when you don't talk to them

[hybrid mural]

hows the bomb gathering going

[rapid stump]

lmao

[storm tulip]

idk

[echo basin]

Give mosses, fern, fiber.

[half parcel]

Congrats

[echo basin]

Yo what happened

[hybrid mural]

Bro gave up with the bombs

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-zaza-zazabert-gif-13589425170598017038

[echo basin]

Congratz

[empty wolf]

does not marriageable npcs count for that decay?

[warped hazel]

work stuff

[empty wolf]

i havent been talking to npcs lately

[half parcel]

THE KK- [cannot finish the line for reasons]

[empty wolf]

like 3-4 hearts average

for all npcs

[storm tulip]

what does this mean

[hybrid mural]

Everyone, max at 8hearts for candidates, 10 for others

[empty wolf]

except half marriageable npcs and george

[half parcel]

He wan sum milk

[echo basin]

You need milk pail. Milking cow

[empty wolf]

HALEYYY

[ocean orbit]

i have literally never seen my cow do this before tf

[lost oriole]

Max for them counts as 8 hearts so don't worry

[rapid stump]

is selling my parsnips at pierres the same as the shipping bin if i have no levels into farming yet?

[ocean orbit]

yes

[hybrid mural]

Is that cow not modded with uiinfosuite or something

[echo basin]

Why robin is locked?

[empty wolf]

oh no im only 4 hearts

[tall mantle]

I have no idea why are they even locked

[rapid stump]

cuz she robbed pierres

[tall mantle]

how does one get locked

[lost oriole]

Yes, except you're not credited for achievements or quests by selling to pierre

[storm tulip]

Gave gift today

[empty wolf]

dang pam loves you more than haley

[tall mantle]

WTH so soon?

[echo basin]

Ohhh

[storm tulip]

what day and year are u on

[hybrid mural]

Bro got pam higher than haley

[tall mantle]

fall 21

year 1

[storm tulip]

its winter so i cant marry haley yet

[echo basin]

Damn bro you love Pam than your girlfriend

[rapid stump]

ohhh well i need my potato seeds so idc lmao

[half parcel]

Gifted clint first out them all lmfao

[ocean orbit]

"if she leaves u for another u can always have her mother" ahh strat

[storm tulip]

too lazy to gift to 10 hearts

[half parcel]

Should've stocked

[empty wolf]

isnt it the other way around? pam loves the farmer more than haley

[rapid stump]

yo whats good GD player

[empty wolf]

which is wild

[storm tulip]

wsg

[half parcel]

Gd? Where

[ocean orbit]

wait no this wud be valid if he was going for penny my bad gang i forgot

[rapid stump]

YOOO

[half parcel]

Can I geometry your dash

[rapid stump]

what yall both hardest?

[rapid stump]

frfr

[half parcel]

Ton 618

[storm tulip]

B, future funk on 2 runs

what's urs

[hybrid mural]

[rapid stump]

holy

[storm tulip]

i havent been grinding gd lately lol

[half parcel]

How did bro beat future funk on two runs

[rapid stump]

RASH by loltad

[echo basin]

What is GD?

[storm tulip]

is that a demon

[storm tulip]

Geometry dash

[rapid stump]

you can do like 0-58 and then 52-100

[half parcel]

Geometry dash. Rhythm platformer game

[rapid stump]

it used to be top 60 years ago

[half parcel]

Thought two attempts

[rapid stump]

its absolute peak, took me 60/70k atts

[rapid stump]

oh lmaoo

[half parcel]

The nightmare was a promised demon 3000 years ago ahh

[rapid stump]

fr

but yh i got 3 extreme demons

but i retired

2 years ago

so

[half parcel]

Extreme demons are unbalanced af.

[rapid stump]

i had progress on Rust

[rapid stump]

depends

[half parcel]

Dont forget sonic wave and limbo are the same "difficulty"

[rapid stump]

[echo basin]

My ex wife

[rapid stump]

yh but that's cuz theres no higher difficulty

[storm tulip]

fr

[rapid stump]

my fav wife

[storm tulip]

that's like saying ts2 and red world are the same difficulty

[rapid stump]

fr

[half parcel]

Roberto Topology getting lazy

[echo basin]

I never tired of her salad

[rapid stump]

someone who beat acu is on the same level as the guy who beat Slaughterhouse

apparently

[storm tulip]

where u from

[rapid stump]

Fr

[rapid stump]

poland

[half parcel]

Just saying there could been harder demons

[rapid stump]

y?

u?

[storm tulip]

Finland

[half parcel]

europe 🗣️

[rapid stump]

europe

🗣️

[rapid stump]

there could've been true

but thats why we have pointercrate

[storm tulip]

alr i think we need to stop talking about gd in #stardew-valley

anyways imma go eat

[rapid stump]

FR LMAO

[rapid stump]

same

bye yall thx

[half parcel]

Got carried away

[rapid stump]

fr

mayonanoiche

[half parcel]

Bye

[half parcel]

I sentence you to ldm for 3 months

[half parcel]

Eat well

[echo basin]

[hybrid mural]

[rapid stump]

im retired but i do play on mobile sometimes so i use LDM anyway

im trying to beat loose control on mobile

[storm tulip]

back

[half parcel]

Ok fine. No deco. 6 weeks

[storm tulip]

dead chat

[faint nebula]

Died on floor 99 of the stupid mines

[rapid stump]

NIOOO

[rapid stump]

dayam

[hybrid mural]

....

[half parcel]

Have fun on stereo madness theme

[hybrid mural]

Condolences

[rapid stump]

🙁

[faint nebula]

I never bring any food to the mines tho so

[storm tulip]

im in love with the mines (for now)

[faint nebula]

I LOST 1.5K??? AND 3 ITEMS??

[hybrid mural]

Which season mari

[storm tulip]

..

[hybrid mural]

Uh oh

[faint nebula]

Its winter

[storm tulip]

going to the mines rn

my record is floor 9 lol

[hybrid mural]

spoilered mine?

[storm tulip]

yup

[hybrid mural]

Oh yea, try to bring farm totem

So you can maximize your time in there

[storm tulip]

alr

[hybrid mural]

Godspeed soldier

[half parcel]

Staircase

[storm tulip]

y

h

[hybrid mural]

I doubt he'd have many in stock since his pb is 9

[faint nebula]

Also i have a very non money making farm i make like absolutely zero money generally nearly done with year 1 and made 120k

[half parcel]

He is preparing

9 to 900

[hybrid mural]

[hybrid mural]

By choice or..

[storm tulip]

hey i got the mines unlocked 2 days ago

[faint nebula]

By choice yes

[half parcel]

I never made 100k in my first year probably

[storm tulip]

well

[hybrid mural]

My bad i wasn't mocking, i was just tryina state facts lol

[faint nebula]

I dont like farming nor fishing much

So i rely on my animals and the mines

[storm tulip]

hate those green flying hings

[lost oriole]

that's fine 👍

[half parcel]

Use that money to go beyond level 9 boy

[hybrid mural]

Then that's totally fine

He have 100+ bombs stocked up

[blissful axle]

Why play

[half parcel]

Mining

[hybrid mural]

...

[half parcel]

Villager

[storm tulip]

thanks

[hybrid mural]

Nicee

Thats already pb

[half parcel]

Casually reaches pb lmfao

[storm tulip]

yup

[blissful axle]

I get 15 lvls sometimes

[faint nebula]

Animals mining and villagers yes yes

[ocean orbit]

ripppp

[hybrid mural]

Can only go higher now.

[blissful axle]

[hybrid mural]

Or... lower..?

[storm tulip]

lol

[half parcel]

||When im so deep in the cave the skeletons can't regenerate because of the air pressure||

[faint nebula]

why tf is sebastian outside the borders of my house

😭

[half parcel]

He boutta bomb you

[faint nebula]

damn hes gonna go back and live in his moms basement

fucking loser

[storm tulip]

how tf do i fix my sword randomly changing direction

[half parcel]

Lmfao

[hybrid mural]

WHOA WHOA

[half parcel]

What

[hybrid mural]

So much aggressions to the server's poster boy

[blissful axle]

Yall frauds

[half parcel]

Sebby lovers will not let you sleep well tonight

[blissful axle]

Im the real thing

[faint nebula]

Im married to him okay im just mean sometimes

[blissful axle]

Abigial losing 2 hearts bc i nearly slept 2 season straight up

[half parcel]

One birthday gift recovers allat

[faint nebula]

"i think about how my life was when i was stuck in the basement" did your mom lock you in the basement???

[vast oxide]

He's just ... Checking to make sure the panic room is okay

[faint nebula]

💔

[vast oxide]

That's all

Totally normal

[blissful axle]

[faint nebula]

Indeed....

[blissful axle]

Abigials solos neg diff

[faint nebula]

Hes planning out for his room ig

[half parcel]

He locked himself into his cage

[storm tulip]

Yes

first mine prize

HOLY MOLYY

[faint nebula]

🤔

[hybrid mural]

This is borderline spoiler ngl

[blissful axle]

Fr

[storm tulip]

mb

[blissful axle]

I feel like im the only one in this server who gets reported for spoilers

[hybrid mural]

It means youre special

Take pride in it

[blissful axle]

Ur special

And pride

[faint nebula]

[half parcel]

Special pride

[blissful axle]

See how meanings change

[half parcel]

Being special?

[hybrid mural]

[blissful axle]

[half parcel]

Mods might love you

[blissful axle]

They do

Frieren pfp is fond of me

[half parcel]

Charisma

[blissful axle]

@orchid saffron right?

[half parcel]

Why'd ya ping a mod lmfao

[blissful axle]

Is that bad

[faint nebula]

Wow mom sent cake ingame

[blissful axle]

I mean i pinged her as a person

[half parcel]

I'd say it's bad etiquette because most large servers don't really want you to freely ping mods otherwise everyone could ping them and stuff gets messed up

[storm tulip]

well reached floor 18 but love these 5 green things coming towards me at the same time

[covert path]

Yo is perfection tracker down?

[blissful axle]

Shes a person yk its not like im pinging her for the sole reason of being a mod 😭😭

[finite dome]

If I give Clint an item to upgrade and the next day is Friday (when he's closed), will I only be able to pick it up on Sunday? or Saturday?

[blissful axle]

It takes 2 days anyway

[faint nebula]

Yeah but most moderators dont like being randomly pinged because theyre doing other stuff so

[blissful axle]

[half parcel]

Yeah i know. It's just that most servers iv been in dont allow people to freely ping people with moderator positions because they are usually busy

[lavish basin]

If you give it to him on thursday it's done on saturday. Only festivals delay it a day, his day off doesnt change that afaik

[blissful axle]

Gng WE GET IT

I GET IT

WHO WANTS TO SAY IT TO

[hybrid mural]

Im still cracking at this

[finite dome]

ok, tysm

[half parcel]

Im not here to say dont do it

[blissful axle]

[blissful axle]

What

[half parcel]

Yes

[hybrid mural]

Welp xairo better start writing your last message here

[blissful axle]

[blissful axle]

Why is that

Lowk i feel like u reported me

Yall lifeless if so

[hybrid mural]

Button about to hit you hard

[blissful axle]

Bc i come here to chat

[blissful axle]

Yall weird

[hybrid mural]

Bros freaking out

Ofc i didnt do anyth

[blissful axle]

Sure bud

[hybrid mural]

[blissful axle]

[half parcel]

Button presses the button

And off goes xairo

[tall mantle]

who pressed me?

[hybrid mural]

About to get unbuttoned

[blissful axle]

[blissful axle]

Gng they try to get me warned for every reason

Ppl are losers

[half parcel]

I ain done nothing

We are just joking

[hybrid mural]

He's really re-thinking his choice of having pinged Button

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-watermelon-watermelon-cat-cat-crush-crush-gif-10209359194184036203

[hybrid mural]

[blissful axle]

Kitty

[blissful axle]

Dude fuck of its annoying

[mossy prawn]

Hi

[blissful axle]

Gng replied to my texts like 5 times with the same joke

[half parcel]

What is happening

[hybrid mural]

No idea

[lavish basin]

Moving on :)

[half parcel]

To my stomach

[hybrid mural]

Local Legend

[half parcel]

He's been here too long

How many messages till local legend

[vestal juniper]

.

[half parcel]

Why are your images portrait 😭

[blissful axle]

Whats that

[half parcel]

Looks squeezed horizontally

[blissful axle]

How should i know

[tall mantle]

ayoooo

[lavish basin]

10 xp per message, 300 xp per level, 2000 levels

[tall mantle]

nah not now

[blissful axle]

Never pressed that option

[hybrid mural]

Brain shortcircuited trying to math that

[blissful axle]

Alot of levels

2000×300

÷10

[half parcel]

60000 messages

[blissful axle]

[hybrid mural]

3 days worth

[tall mantle]

huh?

[half parcel]

Nah

[lavish basin]

I got 303k :)

[blissful axle]

A life they say

[blissful axle]

U need to

Rethink

[hybrid mural]

Youve seen that joke earlier today stop falling for it

[blissful axle]

Stuff

[tall mantle]

wait...

[lavish basin]

Well there's a limit of 10xp per minute so not really

[half parcel]

I know the max is 10k a week. That's the most ive ever seen a person do

[tall mantle]

so doesnt matter content?

[lavish basin]

No, but you can only gain xp once every minute

[half parcel]

Bro attained local legend 10 millenniums ago

[wary trout]

I stopped playing stardew a month ago cuz of college, how do I get back

[hybrid mural]

By opening the game

Trust, it'll snowball quick

[blissful axle]

U need to

RETHINK ALOT

[half parcel]

So a sustained chat matters

[tall mantle]

i see so spamming cant help

[lavish basin]

Well with the xp limit you end up with many more messages than the actual "required" ammount

[wary trout]

I lost my momentum fr

[half parcel]

You can talk a bit, bit by bit

[blissful axle]

[lavish basin]

Even if it could, it's against the rules. You'll just get xp deducted if you try to xp farm

[tall mantle]

U brought math in text xp....so im just asking XD

[half parcel]

Doesn't make 303k any less of a number

[hybrid mural]

so 60k minutes 1000 hours 41days 1month and 11days ish, of NONSTOP yapping not even sleep

[lavish basin]

Basically yeah. Being active in the dead hours makes it rough to gain xp since theres no one to talk to lol

[half parcel]

Does talking to yourself in intervals count as spam

[lavish basin]

Well with non-stop yapping (sleeping and eating and all that) I got local legend in about 6 months

[lavish basin]

Yes 😭

[hybrid mural]

[half parcel]

Shi

[lavish basin]

Tho when I reached level 2000 local legend didnt even exist, the top was desperado

[hybrid mural]

Keep the farming in the game brother

[tall mantle]

rip delulu

[half parcel]

That's bad, I used to talk to myself for buffer chat whenever server chats got dead

[hybrid mural]

Not here

[half parcel]

I'll farm anything

I'll farm local legend

[tall mantle]

farm gf

[hybrid mural]

Did it get too hard

[lavish basin]

My yapper days are long gone. Now I spend like 30min at most here, while I used to spend 8-10 hours

[tall mantle]

irl

[tall mantle]

who got ?

[half parcel]

...

[hybrid mural]

Crackie spent 105hrs in 3days here

[tall mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988366298251657247/1293433225334624286/IMG_3922.gif

[half parcel]

105hrs was promised to him three days ago

[half parcel]

Three days has 72 hours what are you on

[wary trout]

Perhaps… whenever I play stardew I turn off my brain for responsibilities cuz my responsibilities is now the game, dunno how to do that again

[tall mantle]

he is on me

[half parcel]

Woah woah

Doesn't make that any better

David

Are you there

[tall mantle]

The wind was too strong

[hybrid mural]

[ocean orbit]

i stopped playing for like a year, and came back to it playing 5 days in one day almost immediately. finally cut it down to like, 2 days a day but yeah

[hybrid mural]

He got too on crack he unlocked 40h a day

[ocean orbit]

but man coming back to the save was hard

i kept asking myself "what the fuck was past Bob thinking???"

[hybrid mural]

They often say starting out is the hardest part

[tall mantle]

hard?

[wary trout]

How does one get a pretty font name

[wary trout]

Lmao same

[hybrid mural]

I think it's nitro exclusive

[ocean orbit]

reorganised the farm switched out all the deluxe sprinklers with the iridium ones, sold half my animals and bought diff ones, bought an autograbber, yk- the works

[half parcel]

💸

[wary trout]

Dang

[hybrid mural]

[half parcel]

Lotta stuff on discord is nitro exclusive

Fym i need to pay to send more than 10mb files

[wary trout]

Someone should make a modded discord

Nah that's impossible

[ocean orbit]

there is, and a lot of servers ban it for some reason

i think it's called vencord

[lavish basin]

Yuh

[ocean orbit]

lets u see dlted msgs and shit

kinda like a dev version of dc

[half parcel]

There are clients for discord and they are against discord tos. We won't be talking about that

[half parcel]

What's the fastest anyone got local legend

[lavish basin]

Probably me at 6 months

And desperado in 3

[half parcel]

Hm

If I rich local legend in 5 months

What do i get

[lavish basin]

A grand total of nothing

[wary trout]

Heard of this before, low-key thought it was a joke

[half parcel]

Haha nah, and there's a LOT more than vencord

[wary trout]

A badge made out of pixels

[tall mantle]

nobody uses that

c_catto_evil_ehehehe

[half parcel]

False information

A lot of people use that stuff

[ocean orbit]

rly? that's the only one i've heard of

[ocean orbit]

im pretty sure he was joking but i cud be wrong

[ocean orbit]

lmao

[half parcel]

See

[azure lion]

:3

[half parcel]

Bro is prime example incarnate

[ocean orbit]

it's actually dangerous asf man 😭

sometimes u send an impulsive msg and delete it then say phew

[wary trout]

Can't u get hacked like dat

[ocean orbit]

only to realise this motherfucker can SEE YOUR DLTED MSG

[half parcel]

You can see deleted messages yes

[tall mantle]

c_catto_evil_ehehehe

[ocean orbit]

nah

[tall mantle]

imagine u sent ur password

[half parcel]

Most _cord systems use a plugin source for mods

[lost oriole]

lmao you've been around like as long as me

[ocean orbit]

it's against tos coz it cud potentially allow u to like bypass discord's safety guidelines

which, tbh, is a valid concern

[tall mantle]

delete it now

[half parcel]

You can get your account banned tho

[tall mantle]

try

[ocean orbit]

me omw to hack into u then realising i can't because of discord's thing about sending an email the second ur vpn changes even a bit

[ocean orbit]

if you're caught, yes

[half parcel]

Having fun crackiee?

[wary trout]

Lmao I find that inconvenient whenever I change locations and log in on another laptop

[ocean orbit]

be careful man I like u i don't want u getting banned 😭

[tall mantle]

discord doesnt give a shit about such stuff idk why servers would

[half parcel]

What client? Most are outdated.

[glad bolt]

So I have level 7 in fishing. What items do I try to get now?

[tall mantle]

anyways #town-square for off topic stuff

[tall mantle]

catfish and pufferfish

[ocean orbit]

dude i use a vpn and it loses its shit, thanks to my vpn now it won't let me use discord without a phone number

[tall mantle]

and sea cucumber

[half parcel]

Haven't seen someone actually get banned for those

[glad bolt]

I mean in terms of fishing gear

[tall mantle]

iridium pole
bait

[glad bolt]

and the cork bobber? Or is there a better bobber out there?

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kiss-video-love-you

[wary trout]

I just use my phone and scan the qr code most of the time, saves like 40 seconds I guess

[tall mantle]

idk i never use bobber
i sometimes get bobber by fishing

[stuck junco]

i like to use trap and treasure

[tall mantle]

in treasures

[half parcel]

Man searched "polar bear and grizzly bear kissing cute" for this

[tall mantle]

i just searched "kiss"

[wary trout]

Dang, I'm quite literally wasting my 1 week break

I said "this is the week where I play my favourite games"
Proceeds to doom scroll on TikTok

[half parcel]

Trap bobber is nice. Sonar bobber saved me some time when doing cc. Bobbers are cheap anyways

[ocean orbit]

mwah

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i keep my phone away from my laptop so i have to get up each time 💔