#stardew-valley
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Yep, totally sane
Someone threw it in a furnace
radical leag
oh no ! how sadness
radicaleag
cult...
rad
Leaglicious
"hello darkness my friend"
chill on my boy ||rasmo....||
Bro said it wrong
Hello darkness my old* friend
It has been like 4 years since i heard the song 
who is Josh...
why did u have this on standby
I drew it so it's in my images near the top
upside down baby bottle
forgive me for not knowing ball...
Josh was infact Alex's old name
I know youre here show yourself 
u look crazy
what are you planning to draw
Do what I do and draw some bs
Am i still? The target showed his face
took a moment
Go on, lol
Im almost done, ill be hunting you after 
how is ur farm going 
Some touhou character i suppose
I just be drawing random stuff
π
Yes Mr Police my son is being naughty can you throw him in jail tomorrow
Remind me of my drawing from years ago, well it is not touhou indeed
y2 fall atm, not having much time to play it tho
tofu eh (yes i always call touhou tofu)
Real
It's a game?
so unfortunate I hope you are gifted with time !
monkey paw curl
thank you
okay bro I hope a banshee gets u
sure hope that's a thumbup and not a middle finger
it looks like both...
yeah they are really similar
says thumbs up
yes please, i'm so lonely 
date all the towns people... you will be less lonely..
especially if u don't have a rabbits foot...
This is about IRL π
πππ
im in ur walls don't worry ur never alone
So you saying, you are living rent free? π«
um erm... heh look at the time!! should get to the mines am I right


Gee
h
have to open my stardew assistant because I have a horrible memory 
Aw
Heβs not autistic
Welp, he is just nuts then π
Time traveller alert
no longer burnt bouquet
yo where do i ship my crops for the crop order quest that needs 100 of a crop
r u gonna be the ||old ladies dead husband next||
The normal shipping bin
Hmmm
should make more preserve jars for roes
Roe
Iβm so so tiredddd
Isn't it like 5 am for you right now
guys i have a question, does the agriculturist skill and speed grow help in multi-harvest crops?
Go to sleep bru
Yes
I think for initial growth, not harvests
who needs sleep when they can farm
Oh what the hell Iβve been in the stardew chat this entire time??? I thought I was in town square OOPS IM SORRY
It's okay, this general is barely ever on topic anyways

ohh alright thanks
Don't quote me on it lmao
I just assume so
[[fertilizer]]
Yeah im right
At least soil retaining works even after multi harvest
Just use sprinklers
yeah i wont (if it was wrong)
@shut mason You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!
can't use that indoor
its like a second greenhouse
Garden pots
Theres a nice tips i can give to u, wanna hear?
Related with retaining soil
U can turn ur shed into 2nd greenhouse with retaining soil and gardening pot.
It works on starfruit and hops
Not ancient fruit thoe
yes !!
That does require a lot of setup tho
Its doable, unlike qi trade stuffs π
Yuph
But it supposed to be spoiler here so i didnt mention it
π€
also for coffee beans..
finally caught a sturgeon n got sturgeon roe n bait in a chest... yummy...
5am 
Go sleep u night people
U work in night shift?
yeass
who wants to have my chicken named after them
(I can't come up with names and need volunteers)
Hi guys, im planning to buy the game is it worth it?
Name 1 AssSlime
yes!!!
What type of games u usually play? But most of time, stardew suit with most gamers, steam review as proof
changed my life
no caps and I absolutely will
You'll need to level up first
I want a chill game like this, but idk what is the goal for this gameπ
Then u came in right place, stardew is chill
yeah i noticed way too late, i always forget
the goal is what ever u want it to be as their r technically many goals!!!
Yessir!
Unless u want it to Not Chill.
Hmm, chickens are birds, right
be more chill
Just name the little fella "bird"
Ooooooo interesting
i wanna name them after people for memories n whatnot
i was always stressing over completing things "in line"
Bet i will buy it once im free haha
But bird is very memorable
i have AssSlime..
There absolutely no permanent consequences of missing stuffs or pick wrong choice in the game, feel free to explore
now im stressing bcs of mods
Perfectionist be like that, i am too
Will the game even allow that name
Does it have text censorship
it allowed it
I mean, ass is not a bad word
its also one word so the game doesn't realize it I think
i dont think so
take mine if u want
thank u 
Yeah the must be the case
I am terrible with names, I name my chickens chick, chicken Chucky and 2 other things that are very mature
The temptation was too great and honestly I was wondering if the game would let me
i test censorship in games just to know my limits
I remember those games with too much cencorship that even normal conversation could be hindered
Roblox moment
I think that #########
Don't you ######
rainy day which means its caves time...
Just got a message in game saying my farm will be featured in a "Stardew Valley Tribune" what is that? I've been playing the game for a few hours
A small spice of text, its stardew newspaper
From the mail? It just means your doing well on the farm
i wish to ask for tips
Nothing serious
Hi new player, im AssSlime
Oh, was thinking it was some important honor or something XD
What to give Linus on the secret gift? Wiki says he loves coconuts but I gifted him one and he hated it
Theres no one judge u in game, and theres no deadline of event whatsoever, u can do whatever u want
grampa
U can repeat that too, no biggie
Help
It technically is, though
thats the thing, you literally cannot do things wrong
Does he like diamonds?
He accept most of food
And forage too
He got upset about the coconut even tho it's listed as a loved item
He is? I also do remember he loves coconut...
im currently in summer 24, should i upgrade my watering can ? or wait for my blueberries to mature one more time ...

It may be true that you can play however you want
If you want confirmation on if you're doings things properly, maybe specify which aspect of the game so we can help
Weird, he shouldn't hate it
Yes the wiki says he does
Hello
its mostly because the point is to do whatever you want at your own pace, grandpa will appear yes, but youll be completely alright if you just keep playing, foraging, talking to npcs, its alright
Where can I find hazelnut?
Wait for the blueberries, then put it upgrading day 27
Foraging in fall, around the floor
i personally would wait till i have no crops to water in order to upgrade my can. Like, at the ends of the seasons, i try not to plan anything new so i can upgrade my can
Or before a rainy day
You can upgrade it day 27 cause day 28 you don't need to water anything. Then day 1 it's ready again
He said "oh... a coconut"
That is also something to look out for
But did you get friendship points
Didn't check
year 1 summer 24, Steel Axe, Copper pickaxe, Copper Watering can, normal hoe,
Haley gf 9 hearts,
15 villagers with 2+ hearts,
4 chickens
mushroom cave
floor 80 normal dungeon
fish pond sturgeon,
lvl 15 player
lvl 7 fisherman
lvl 7 farmer
lvl 7 forager
lvl 4 fighter
lvl 5 the other one
The coconut nut is very good
Then how do you know he didn't like it π
His reaction ππ
going based off dialogue
Ok but you didn't even check the hearts lol
U doin fine, fr
you're doing alr!
I mean any other way?
πππ
Nope
theres no way i accently build antoher coop instead of a barn what should i do?
honestly valid, i could have get confused too
good good i thought i was missing smth
Okay
Nothing is missable
There are someone here who havent done anything even after 7th year
if you actually miss something in a season or something theres always next season
Demolish the second one if you want, or just roll with it
nicee, Btw i should do house upgrade now right? is it ok to not get married yet?
you can upgrade if you want and have the money, you dont necesarilly have to get married right after
House upgrades aren't really a priority, they don't offer much in terms of progress
alr alr
Yeah this seems fine, but a tip for when you get some free time and enough resources, upgrade the hoe as it will help you dig more tiles at the start of every new farming season
Other than that keep going, I dont see much wrong with the stats
the kitchen tho, i heard its useful so u can get consumables for dungeon runs
there's really no need to do anything at any given point, you can just do whatever is letf whenever you want!
oooh yeah that too, you can get buff from foods so if u thing itll help go for it
Eh, there's excelent food sources that don't require cooking, like cheese from cows
He didn't even say thank you. And he hates emeralds. How can a sane human hate emeralds. Like bro you can sell them and get foodπ
It also helps with fishing if you're into that
Sashimi is one of best mine diving foods
havent gotten cows yet, its a bit expensive at the moment
Emeralds are terrible
You can sell them
They look bad and they are as fragile as a piece of wet paper
He doesn't care about money, he lives off of what nature gives him
yiz fishing is very fun, i got the iridium rod and a dressed bobber
I remember linus dont liketreasure chest.
It tells u that he go nature by choice.
Not forced.
Yeh he find it cursed
quick question
Thats good to hear, a lot of recipes use fish so if you want to experiment with cooking save some common fish you see around
my plants have recently just been dying and the season isn't even half way into it, they have been watered, and I have many scarecrows
well, you can see his philosophy is getting as far aay from money as possible and getting back to nature so for him it mkes sense
what am I doing wrong there r no weeds near them
Lightning probably

If you're getting storms, and they leave a dead crop behind, it's storms
Lightning rod setup moment.
yeah yeah I'll get on it sigh
Bro thinks he's Socrates
Soil acidity is too high, plant not happy
What a life
If u have resource, make 10 should save line
Indeed, he's happy that way
Unless u re very unlucky
It burns them, technically
i spammed alot of scarecrows cuz i thought it was the birds
hi guys I'm new here, do you know if its possible to pre-plan our farm on a website but in "multiplayer" , like two profiles at the same time ?
Morning everyone
well anyways, .... ty guys for helping me and answering my questions!
@summer dragon @calm sandal @summer dragon @lavish basin @elder karma

The website one huh, i dont remember theres multicontrol function
Yrue welcom
im a bit stressed of my progress but it seems it wont be too much
If lighting hits a crop it dies
plant grows in concrete
!scarecrow they cover all that
Scarecrow Range
Also check out this handy interactive planner!
To use this command, type !scarecrow.
dang
Glad we thought of the same meme
i put 6 near each other
But do ask #farms-and-outfits , ppl there are more experienced
just got my greenhouse summer 14 year1

lol i did the same on my first save
Tbf it did say about 8 tiles in the item description
me not even 50% finished
You think people read?
how
99% of Stardew players dont
π
yey 
Is ur name david or u kept a characters name......from edgerunners ig?
My name's David
i am done with the fishing bundle, half way with pantry, and uh the other room I forgot it's name, then I finished the boiler room

Have u watched edgerunners?
No
u only do 2 bundles in pantry I believe so u just plant like 5 of each crop from each season unless they r needed for a specific quest,, so I always over estimate
Good watch rn ....its just 8eps 20mins each
My friends are type who skip all dialogue and know no lores nor gibb frick about it.
And its rpg.
Could never be me
Nah......watch it..... Surely better than u
need to finish the museum....
π₯
Skill issue
Wdym only do 2 bundles? Pantry is 6
Quality crops + seasons crops + animal + artisan
I literally read that as panty
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Chat
wait 5 of each crop from each season? you can do that in year 1 summer?
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thank u! ;P
Winter doesn't really have crops, and the fall ones you can get from the traveling cart. It's doable
greenhouse is the reward after u do only 2 bundles
I mean the CC has been completed on summer 2 year 1
dang, i dont do traveling cart, its quite expensive
I got 4 melons gold..i sold one.....and now im in fall
Huh? You have to do the whole pantry, not just 2 bundles lol
are we sure cause I actively have the greenhouse maybe Im just losing it
Unless you can get powdermelon in winter from digging up worms
guys wait what save am I on
Uh yes π You don't get stuff from just doing 2 or 3 bundles from a room. You get it from doing all bundles
You need to finish all 6 pantry bundles for the greenhouse
k 
good morning!!
Morning stormy 
Glad you got plenty of sleep
That's not what I meant lol
its not super expensive I believe, it hinders ur movement for other things but it's reasonably priced

My bad i didnt see it correctly, guess overwork got me in the head
should i try to get 25 gold quality wheats for Pierre's 25 gold veggie special order quest?
yes 
Any veggie works so it's up to you what you wanna plant
i dont wanna spend too much for a quest
i would not put 25 gold pumpkins
need more volunteers to become farm animals on my save
oh shit I forgot to feed my chickens....
probably being naughty 
No coal either π
Santa Fr just don't fw u apparently
They said leave milk on teh table π
What did I do to Santa
what kinda milk did u leave
Cow milk
Hi im new at the game and im struggling with how to grow a tree and decorate my farm it looks so bad
If anyone can give me an adviceπ
oh my god hachi
u can decorate with fences n trees take 1-3 seasons to mature so u just have to plant them, there is a catalog that is kinda expensive but will help get stuff to decorate more!!
also paths!!
paths make u walk faster as well
Thank youuππ
of course anything for a fellow nana lover
I had rad back the convo that happened when you last tagged me and it was very confusing was all
u can check for inspo on pinterest too
Tbf im also confusing myself as well but lets just pretend it never happened...
Do I need to water trees until they are grown
no. trees will grow by themselves
Ok thanks
be warned that fruit trees need clear space around them to grow up
I just gave up on my fruit tree every morning I get a warning they're not growing but I have put them in a clear area
can you not clear the area around it?
There must be something or somewhat still in the way that's why it still not growing
You mean your cabin ?
It needs to be 18 blocks clear for it to grow
It needs double trees need in terms of empty space
if theres grass or something perminant next to the tree it can still grow, anything else will block it, (cabins and the farmhouse will block the growth if too close)
To my knowledge yes
No they dont, They only need 3x3 area in order to grow fruit trees
The only thing it could have is grass
ive seen fruit trees with a 1 tile gap between them so they only need a 3x3
check behind the tree, there must be something blocking it
Is this only for fruits or all trees because all my trees have at least this space free
There shouldnt be a problem at all since grass are not in the way
Only for the fruit trees
only fruit trees, wild trees will grow as long as they arent right next to each other
Oh yeaahhhh I forgot havent played in a while
For the regular trees you can plant it wherever you like it
Could you send the picture of your fruit trees in images and memes, i wanna see how it looks like
Yoo gatherer or forester?
why the hell do crows eat flowers, ughhhhhh
My entire pc decided its going to mute itself
???
Forester
Ok
https://www.stardewvalley.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/baby.gif
random but i just want to share the baby sprite here because i think it's really cute
Is this a mod?
no it's vanilla
Forester is really great because you'll need a lot of woods for upgrade or crafting
if you're married you can have children and they'll look like this
Can we customize our children?
How can anyone survive the desert mines? I mean there's no checkpoints and making bombs or stairs required tons of resources
Skill issue



i think babies at this stage are the best children get in the game
they're really cute and you can throw them high in the air for a fun interaction
unfortunately this stage only lasts 14 days after which they will crawl out of the crib and become what i like to call "green worms" (pictured) for the next 28 days
||you need preparation before going in skull cavern||
Did they poop their pants in bottom right?
lmao nah it's just a placeholder
Whats that?
Never heard of the word....prep
luckily after the green worms stage they become toddlers which are also cute and even better than crawlers because you can put hats on them and they'll attend festivals
I need green or blue babies

U took 5 fking whole mins to write just that?
Cute but useless
I need my children to work in the farm. We need child labor
i just wish they could do more
Ok
Its not 5 minute tho ?
I need metric tons of coal for bee hives, what's the best floor for it?
Ohhh ny bad i got confused between @lament depot and your name tag
Both are blue

45/55/65 for dust sprites
Booo
Are baby colour random?
Like if im bright white and have a kid with haley
But kid is dark.....does it mean .....
But which one has the best chances and size? Like for copper I found out that floor 21 is the only one that spawns a lot of it and in a small room.
Coal itself doesn't really spawn much, what you're looking for is the
. The best way is going to floor 45, killing them, then the same in 55 and 65, then resetting at 0 and repeating
btw you can also find coal ore nodes in certain locations like on the hilltop/four corners farms or at ||the quarry||, tho dust sprites are still the best way to get large amounts
David may i ask, which one do you think its the best layout farm, is it with curved or straight ?
||Im gonna be cancelled if i would say whats in my mind now ||
Right...
painβ¦
i was like wow iβve slain SO MANY dust sprites, i must be close to my goal right? how many do I have now, 480? 490?
288/500
halfway.
i actually have no idea
my player is pale-ish and i marry the very pale Abby and both of our children come out pale so
maybe i should do some dust sprite killing, im always in need of more coal
yeah
true πββοΈ
(deleted message) nvm that's spoiler content
If you have a lot of gold, you could buy some coals from clint though its not really recommend
if i spent all my gold on coal id have more coal than id know what to do with
but it is an option if theres nothing else to spend your gold on
i think id rather deforest the whole valley and throw it all into charcoal kilns..
I don't understand your question
bro 4K for goat
To be more precisely i meant for the flooring
Personal preference ig
Fair enough
How much is coal even worth?
survive? bring a bunch of food
Salad. Gus Saloon
or cheese if u have a barn
And bombs. Many Bombs
Salad and cactus fruit
Oh and Coffee, so you run quicker
The buy price is 150g in y1 and 250g y2+
Expensive to start a new farm tho
im not sure its worth buying coal..
unless youre rich and dont feel like collecting it
Not saying it is, just answering your question
I don't understand how y'all be running out
i mean tbf, lots of early items need coal for crafting (-w- )
Thats wild. Coal disappears so fast
What is garrang display in fair?
wait how can someone run out of coal
they can hate the mines like me
Guys I finally got my brother to play with me. We are doing a challenge on separate worlds to see who can finish joja first (will be me probably but I've been helping him out)
oh, true
maybe tons of kegs
it's 8 coal per jar too if one wanna have tons of preserve jars
Smelting bars + making machines
Do kegs take coal?
No but the copper and iron bar to make them do
Oh yeah I'm slow
it's cool
I recently got perfection for I think the fifth time and I'm getting quicker every time
It took me 700+ hours my first time but this time it took me less than 200
700? Wow π
Haha tbf I was 10
Valid
i love the straw hat
Hi everyone!
Heya
fuck, Elliott's romance is cute π₯Ί idk why I put off romancing him for so long
everytime i try to romance elliot but everytime i just cant help but go back to sebastian
Town square is scaring me, they're eating batteries
you'll never guess who I got distracted by on my first playthrough 
on my next one I went for Krobus
Preventing climate change, one battery at a time. π
Yes you won't regret it 
Preventing climate change would mean stoping the mining not creating a need for more 
Stardew valley is so dissapointed
We didn't chase joja out for this
Just saw that 
Hold me I'm scared
We really do yearn for the mines, don't we? π
sigh I am sitting an a collasol shit ton of quartz and coal
oops wrong text
Good thing you are still a piece π«
on my first one i went for abi!! then i went for sebastian and never left
Pam would be so mad
So many batteries... Just gone 
Just one box of batteries gone in one day cause of the town square ate it
Seb gave me soup
I did haley first, then penny forever
I love him sm
helloooo
Sup
hii
Hello world
Hello
Time to finish my Seb sketch
which one is better
good luck, i used to love to draw aswell but i quit
personally, i love the first one bcs its too easy
nooo whyyy omg
i wanted to game instead lol
what do u even need to catch in that
into the mines, where the bugs appear. slay em until you get 100 pieces of bug meat!
Some content can't be mentioned here at all
second one is easier once you unlock [POST CC CONTENT], otherwise if it's your first year i recommend the bug one because it's a lot easier
just hop around floors 5-15-25 and kill all the bugs until you collect enough bug meat
yea i picked the bug one
Hello, I havenβt been on the server for a hot minute so Iβm popping in to say hi
hi thereee
If you have any questions about the server or stardew valley, Iβll try to help, I am going to do something soon so I might not answer
ur so nice omg
thank youuu
i have countless hours and perfected a couple saves on stardew already! so i think that part is covered... i might need help with the server or about mods tho π
Iβll send the basic information rq just in case because Iβm heading off, this channel is for pre community center and non late game content, #seasoned-farmers is for late game and anything in stardew, then thereβs off topic channels like #town-square where you can talk about stardew but mostly other things are discussed there, #adventurers-guild is another off topic where you canβt discuss Stardew at all, and you need to reach lvl 5 to post images and use vc, level up by talking, use /lvl in #governors-mansion
Oops
Not seasoned farmers, just called stardew spoilers now I keep forgetting
And I think vc is gone now
Sorry for the text wall
thats actually really helpful
nono! really thank you for that
Iβm gonna head off now, but donβt be afraid to ask people questions about the server, have a good one
i learned the pic stuff the hard way by trying to send reaction gifs and just links showing up lmaooo
Thatβs most peopleβs discovery process, i didnβt do that because I was just talking too much, but you can also post images in creative and images and memes (maybe not creative??)
i dont remember who exactly, but someone pointed out to me that i could send pics on farms and outfits!!
wheres a good place to put chests
i put mine infront of the house
but idk if that's gud
next to the house and places where you need them
That's where i put mine usually, too. Anywhere you think is good, works
Hi guys, im new here
hi new here
maybe i should take break from runescape to play cozy games like stardew
when i start a new save im always putting chests in front of my house, until they are too many and then i ask robin to build a shed for me, i call em storage sheds
hiii me too
dude, so do i i didnt think anyone else did the same
there are tons of storage sheds examples on pinterest tho!! i think its pretty popular
shed! okok ima make a shed
last run i did i used the tiny shed mod and decorated it exclusively for my stuff bcs a bunch of chests didnt fit my house aesthetic
but theres no really a right way to do it, just whats more convenient. ive seen people just put a row of chests in front of the house
some like to have their chests with the workbench from Robin's store
i love to do that in my storage sheds

I got cloth. I get a cutscene wjth Emily. I look up cloth recipes. GOKU OUTFIT IN STARDEW VALLEY? - I go to make the Goku outfit after buying the vinegar from Pierre. I forget that Iβm also carrying purple mushrooms (my cave food) and I accidentally use the mushroom. My day is ruined. I force quit the game and just cry a little.
i was just about to pick up playing runescape, but imma have a break from it still. to play stardew and other "similar" games instead i guess
I feel stupid for asking this but how do i put bait on my rod?
I press left click on bait, drag it over rod, then press left click on rod
Instead of pttng it in rod, it switches their position instead
This was a wild ride from start to finish
Also I feel like I should do a daily #JoJaRoute endorsement
I was betrayed by my own stupidity
i think you need to right click while hovering over the rod
JOJA ROUTE FANS WHERE YOU AT
somewhere in the void /j
Whoβs that last person I need to meet?
pierre, hes the chashiier at the store
I feel like I only want to talk to them on Wednesdays.
fuck pierre bro
i realise that now
can you even find him on Wednesdays?
ill go off myself
does completing CC make his shop open on wednesday or am i getting trolled
How did you do your pfp thingy
Idk but the Jojaroute gives you auto petters for the animals
THAT DARN SAMPLE COWBOY
yea but i also hate morris, and abigail is highkey best girl
10/10
i deserve this after forgetting to turn on adult filter in nexusmods
not exactly what i meant for buying seeds, but okay
i get you 
yeah but i hate morris more
Guys guess what the mods just taught me
does anyone know if mods would run smoothly on a macbook air? iβve always wanted to use mods but am worried itβd mess up my computer since i donβt have a PC
You ready
atleast morris has reasons to be a capitalist, pierre is just evil
Y'all gonna be so excited
Hello! green rain turned my tapped trees into the green tree ones.... what will happen to the tappers?
Make a premade SDV portrait with Jazzybee's site (art by Poltergeister):
To use this command, type !pfp.
LOL
aint no way bro
Fr fr
!pfp
Make a premade SDV portrait with Jazzybee's site (art by Poltergeister):
To use this command, type !pfp.
is it still the rainy green day?
They're gonna edit it to include the masc version too
masc?
yes yes, It's today and I wondered if my tapped trees are gonna turn into the green ones, and they did haha
forester or gatherer?
Yeah, has more masculine options
Does the ||auto petter|| work for all animals or 1 animal per ||petter||?
oh so thats why mine looks so twinky
no idea ~ you can try getting more thoughts on it from #modded-stardew
ah yeah lol just wait till the next day, should be normal after that
AHAHAHAHA
All, but that item is a spoiler
:O thank you!
I like gatherer because you can always buy more wood
:3
(but also be mindful of how you use the term twink
)
i think all animals
i think its not considered a weird word but it also makes me gay
Genuine question but s the travelling trader person a woman or a twinkππππ
Woman
Twinks are a very specific kind of gay just like how a bear is a VERY specific type of gay

okie noted
Excuse me?
ur excusedπ
Why
@vast oxide I do good?
Yeah I used to think she was just a very hipster guy
i genuinely didnt know bro, and i NEED to know
Yes very handsome
Missing Goku hair tho
The ultimate question is how did the traveling cart gal get such a bad ass pig cart puller with the sunglasses
How do u get large eggs?
I dont think it matters. Sheβs still a goat
A greedy one but still
High friendship chickens
I think Stormy and I are besties now. Iβll take Abigail and she takes Sebastian. - I was gonna use the trash can lid as my hat
Yoba works in mysterious ways.
You chickens need to get older
Trash can hat is peak
pet them every day
Yeah with pets and food
Not about how old it is, it's about how much friendship you have with it
o NVM lol
Why would I befriend my meat?
Yeah I was about to correct myself but you beat me
This isnβt corporate america. Take care of ur damn animals like a real farmer
Yeah, pet them and feed them. Letting them outside to eat grass makes it go faster
tryin to get a pond closer for the ducks <3
What do they eat apart from hay?
But also irl young chickens generally produce smaller eggs because they aren't in full baby making mode yet
grass
Just hay and grass outside
Needed truffles, never gave truffles in stock(for CC)
Finally cave in and upgrade barn and get pigs
Next Friday rolls around
Truffle in stock
Why does she do this
It was probably unlocked by pigs or something
Btw does the pet we get in start of the game do something or no?
The rarest item in Stardew is the one you needed the most. π
Also u need pigs regardless
They can bring you fish later when you max friendship
rng, first time? /lh
At max friendship they can bring items
Is there a way I up its friendship faster or just petting?
Pet
Let them outside
My lazy doggo only gave me clay once
Throw them in the river
What
Do not the dog.
Who said that
Was it the wind?
Must have been
like to throw myself in the river when i forget to fill up the water bowls
The cat/dog just pet and fill the water bowl
Do the ducks swim in the lakes?
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Not eupdated yet dang
They can. They also don't consume hay that day if they do
Gotta move my barn closer
my question is, would they in the fish ponds
Nah
cryin
Dissapointment
that's my only option with this farm
which farm type?
How so, all farms have water sources
its my layout
would have to rework it, it's the basic farm, my first farm but also my best lol
yeah, its just a chance of them swimming in the bigger ponds or water sources unless you route them to it (higher chances only)
It's not a meaningful mechanic so you're fine
i know but it's thuper cute
It was meaningful to me 
^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fair enough
if only you can kick their ass straight to the water
By the way, now that I can post images here, am I the only one, or does Sebastian really look like CA? 
i used to think he looked like shane
Ugh do I socialize with coworkers and go to a private deck company party at a sportsball game? (Baseball)
Where is this blanket
I must add to my forever growing collection of blankets
All the blanekts

Only CA knows. π
where should i go for tips
Here is fine
which seeds should i buy during the beginning
You don't have a lot of money and you'll be busy, to turnips
It looks soft
I have like 2 blankets on ever sitting surface in my apartment lmao. (Some of it because of my cats and their hair tbh but they love it)
Okay Iβm glad Iβm not the only one who has thought this
Are cat taxes allowed in here? 
I saw a pic where his hair was even longer than it was in the 10th anniversary stream and I momentarily had hair envy cause the lady cut my hair too short last month and I almost cried
was there a server error recently for co op?
Now that he's older, he definitely gets to resemble a sober and happier version of Shane. 
We should probably move to town tbh lmao but I can post mine there too
I believe that is woven tapestry throw blanket
I thought you were asking 
yo, what do i feed that statue in the secret woods?
||rare seed||
Whats secret woods
||ancient fruit||
west of cindersap
No it isnt...
alr thanks
Under wizard place?
thanks
Where not what
i think your mixing it up with ||flower dance||, secret is above the tower
Am I cooked cause I sold some of my fiber, wood and stones
Oh that
U need some long name fruit
Grape i think

for stone and fiber kinda
Lol, my mistake, it's actually || Sweet Gem Berry|| that you get from ||rare seed||
Ya that long name fruit
About that i do not know where that could be
Hi
WHY IS 3 OF MY STATS STUCK AT 9
Hello
I FUXKIG CUT OF ALL THE VALLEY TREES LIKE 15 TIMES
rare seed is from the merchant right?
You know, I can bribe the Mayor with a crate of Truffle oil. π
Yes
EHY IS HE USING THAT MUCH
alr thanks
I had a thought about it
As the truffle oil dealer, I never question my no. 1 customer. π
does truffle oil smell bad
Yes
eew
For mayor its not 
why
Truffle oil is highly polarizing, often described as having an earthy, musky, or pungent aroma that some find pleasant and others find repulsiveβlike gasoline, dirty socks, or chemicals. While real truffles are expensive and earthy, most commercial truffle oils are synthetic, using a compound that mimics the smell, sometimes resulting in a very strong, artificial odor.
It can to other people. Not with the mayor though. π
Whatβs up with the Pierre hate
hes addicted to gasoline 
Well my thought had been that smell requires particles to enter the air, but oil is heavy and dense so I wouldn't do that right?
Truffles are tasty
But clearly I'm not a micro biologist lol
well i dont think logic works with smell
Y'all are filling the meme stock today
Im so mad π π‘ π€
what does the spreading weeds have caused damge to you farm mean?
Spreading weeds caused damages
It means it stunted the growth of something meaning it did not progress
path/fences/crops were damaged by weeds or rocks
Spreading weeds destroyed something
Fences can't be broken by debris
Your paths or fence has been destroy by weeds

noo the spreading weeds destroyed my mayonsae maschine
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how do i stop it`?
But cutting down the weeds
Heyy
Yes
should I buy a keg or dehydrator? I have so much fruit idk what to do with it all tbh cause I donβt think just selling it is going to make a lot
Turn some of them into wine and get lots of money.
Depends
Ultimate kegs lead to caskets which makes more money, but dehydrates are good for a quick buck if you haven't gotten caskets yet
You can have your mayo machines inside the coop rather than outside. Saves space + no risk of them getting destroyed
And kegs take a lot of time too
good idea
I need a keg for that right? Do u know how do get one? I canβt see the recipe rn :c
You need to level up
Farming Level 8
I havenβt even gotten kegs yet lol Iβm so impatient
Isn't the dehydrator recipe expensive?
Iβm like lvl 5 I have a ton of crops planted how else do I level up pls
should i buy starwberris or a plush bunny hmmm very hard choice
I'd save you money for now
Yeah itβs like 10 k g I think
What level are you farming
Go for it you're not too green
i think you should buy the plush bunny
Level up by harvesting crops, petting farm animals, milking cows or goats, shearing sheep, picking up animal products inside a coop, or reading the Stardew Valley Almanac or Book Of Stars.
Aaah okay wait I have two cows but I was waiting cause Iβm half way thru autumn/fall so should I get some more so I can lvl up quicker?
Btw thnx for the advice yall r so helpful c:
abigal is genuily my biggest opp
If you're not short on money, go for it. But if you're a bit tight, I suggest chickens. They're cheaper.
But you need a chicken coop for that.
Guys
Prospecter or blacksmith
Prospecter in the long run.
Noice
Blacksmith if you sell a lot of bars ||especially iridium|| i just buy coal from clint with the profit
I get my coal from wood
Wood is too useful for me to turn into cosl
Also just mining
So I just buy it
Really?
It's used in a lot of recipes yes
personally I like to farm coal from level 41 in the mines (kill those damn dust spirits)
I guess it probably gets harder to source once you run out of trees on the farm
That + burglar ring = profit
It's weird though through out my 69 level journey through skull cavern I didn't have a single chest room
Did I just get unlucky
nahh
Mwuahahahaha another coal fiend enters the chat
Ah I mean I was considering saving up to get pigs but if chickens r better I will go chickens ,Tysm I appreciate your help! C:
Also uh sorry what should my nine items be for the festival? I think I need variety but I donβt rlly have much tbh
OMG, forget about the chicken. Please invest on the pigs! The truffle you get will give you money much more efficiently. Then save it for the Keg recipe.
Ok so it's raining
I can get a mermaids pendant right?
If u have 10 hearts with someone
Are you at 10 hearts and dating the person? Then yes
It will cost money
Alrighty
.I forgot my fishing rod
Whdym
Haha okay I will definitely go for pigs then Tyyy
It's not free I don't think
I think it's hilarious we pay 5k g to a literal ghost
Plant trees in the train area
It would be cute if you had to like trade a rainbow shell for it
The fruits and keg can wait later. Right now, your priority is to raise money as much as possible and pigs have one of the best output among your farm animals.
Build your truffle oil empire. π
What a hospital appointment (this is on Lewis's birthday fuck Lewis)
i mean even krobus need money
congratulations

This is gonna be a great irl conversation starter
IM GETTING MARRIED!!! (In stardew)
The old mariner
hello storm
Egg
Oh I payed off the 65k in the last few days of winter
There is this guy on tiktok who makes old fashion recipes from like the 20s to the 80s, and he always says egg in a funny way
I can taste sounds
Ohhh it doesn't just end there there's more rooms I can add
Eejs
how
How many seasons are there and how many days are there in each season
Read up
This
would it be wise for me to just save up for a deluxe barn
beginner summer 31 year 1

- 2 piggies
It makes feed animals self sufficient when you also have a silo
Anyone
isn't it +4?
ye but like im still poor rn
regular barn is four animals, big barn is eight, and deluxe barn is twelve
Ah, I see
4 seasons and 28 days
yeah pigs are expensive
i only have 17k gold
they're always twenty-eight days
Is each day 13 min long
btw whats more ideal, a shed for storage or a house upgrade for a kitchen and being satisfied with a big house
house upgrade
its the same prolly, only thing unique would be special events that sometimes skip time a bit
aight aight
having storage isn't strictly necessary
since you can place stuff all over your farm
Is there any way to know when an event might happen so I can prep in advance
events are always on the calendar
in front of Pierre's shop
or you can buy your own from Robin
it's 2,000g I think
I thought the calendar i open when i press B was vanilla..
Huh?
heyy
heyy
