stardew-valley

[echo basin]

Take your time. You can keep the eggs and do fishing and foraging

[livid wyvern]

To this day I'm still confused where is the incubator and how to use it

[vast oxide]

No don't tell him this, he's been trying to speed run his way to fixing the bus

[devout elbow]

You upgrade to the second level of a coop and it’s next to the spot where you get hay when you have a silo

[livid wyvern]

Lulu is funny af lol

[split cedar]

“Introductions”

2/102 people greeted

[vast oxide]

He even asked us days ago if he should do coops or bus first and we told him COOPS

[split cedar]

I want to cry.

[rotund grove]

its day 24 of spring, year 1, i have 20 copper bars, and 69k, what should i do?

[vast oxide]

I don't think a single person said bus that day lmao

[vast oxide]

Wtf is this hell scape you've described

[rotund grove]

im at 14/28 🙁

[livid wyvern]

Oh okay, then to use the incubator i just place the egg there?

[split cedar]

I might’ve downloaded A TON of stuff…

Wanna know how many pages the collections are?

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/angellity-rtc-explosion-computer-discord-gif-26602882

[devout elbow]

Yes

[split cedar]

6 pages and 3 lines only for crops and forages.

2 pages and 4 lines for fishes.

1 full page for artifacts.

[echo basin]

I ping you at #images-and-memes. Im not good in give directions so just give picture

[pine vale]

I guess being anti social isn't a bad thing. That's way too many people lol

[split cedar]

1 full page for minerals.

5 pages for foods (I want to die)

[slim basin]

Do intros still count when its an event?

[weak oxide]

Person who's shot themselves in the foot: Ow, my foot hurts for some reason!

[rotund grove]

is a meowmere a good sword?

[split cedar]

That’s why I work as a security guard.

[cyan wharf]

bro

[weak oxide]

Usually not. Also talking to shopkeepers only counts if you chat with them, and not just use the shop.

[keen plover]

not rlly

[split cedar]

That’s why I’m 2/102, it already counts Robin and Lewis.

[echo basin]

The stats is okay for beginning. But mostly ppl keep for skin.

[cyan wharf]

i just found the chest that had dozens of fish i had from day 3

[keen plover]

but ||u can combine it with a better sword||

[slim basin]

The what

[split cedar]

Why did I do that to myself?

[vast oxide]

Random NPC items that can be used as weapons

[split cedar]

The almighty pencil.

[echo basin]

Its hammer right? Im not good into hammer

[slim basin]

Ohh

[split cedar]

But nothing beats (a Jet2holiday) the guitar.

[echo basin]

I pick sword cuz im so noob at directions

[livid wyvern]

I just know that exist

[split cedar]

Want to compete with a frying pan??

[weak oxide]

You would have to beat me to make me go on a Jet2 holiday...

[split cedar]

If not for the meme, I didn’t even know it existed…

Sam’s guitar.

Even a curling iron.

[cyan wharf]

Carrot seeds!!

[split cedar]

The guitar is a level 7 mace with 40-55 damage.

[slim basin]

As a brit its been so funny seeing this audio go viral

[echo basin]

Iirc that quest works too if farmer talk to them during any festival. Close one is easter egg hunt

[rotund grove]

ill have to keep an eye out for it

[split cedar]

Yes but… I mean… 102 people…

[weak oxide]

I didn't know it was a meme thing. I just assumed they were in the UK. 😭

[split cedar]

Even my farmer would yeet the social life away.

[split cedar]

As what I am, I’ve heard way too many memes about my Country.

[echo basin]

How much total mod you have?

[slim basin]

Maybe Britain isnt that bad after all

[split cedar]

Hmmmm a lot.

[vast oxide]

I'm playing with the concept that my character is making a winery and the rest is just casual hobby farm for additional winery store products

[livid wyvern]

Doesn't it get laggy when you have too many mods?

[echo basin]

This is remind me of Sophia

[split cedar]

Only for people I have:
Basic SDV (ofc)
SDV Expanded
Ridgeside Valley
East Scarp + 3 other people
Sunberry Village + 10 other people

[olive canopy]

I've been playing vanilla for the past few years and jsut recently started modding my game on PC- depending on the mods/how many or if theyre updated it shouldnt lag/have too much lag (:

[weak oxide]

-# It is, I hate it here.

[dusty hinge]

I just heard a really good point from the video I'm watching, the game starts with you leaving a corporate job you've gotten tired of to go work on a farm, but wouldn't that just be even more work than just being a desk jockey?

[keen plover]

i almost have 400 and have never lagged fortunately

[split cedar]

Touching grass, I guess.

[weak oxide]

More rewarding work in all likelihood.

[split cedar]

Then you choose Joja.

[weak oxide]

Hey, I don't.

[split cedar]

And go back to square one.

[split cedar]

I did.

[dusty hinge]

Yeah sure but wouldn't that be like 8x the labor of just being behind a desk it's ultimately more tiring, it is a game though

[split cedar]

More than once.

[faint granite]

Hop on stardew

[split cedar]

Because money.

[slim basin]

Im sorry, im here too🫂

[echo basin]

More work could be yes but its calm work, no stressed much. Yeah it's touching grass work

[brazen whale]

The farm work is supposed to be more "rewarding" than a corporate lifestyle

because you are actually an involved member of the community, rather than just being another drone

[lost glen]

Does the angler skill at fishing lvl 10 affect caviar and aged eggs prices?

[split cedar]

Having worked both in a farm and behind a desk, I am positive saying that being attached to a monitor while working is dead tiring for your brain. Farm job is hella physical draining, but hey… animals are cute.

And tasting your own products is hella satisfying.

[echo basin]

I think no. Not sure. Need expert on this. But farming lvl 10 yes

[faint granite]

Wym

[vast oxide]

I don't need to great 109 NPCs

Ain't never downloading that

[dusty hinge]

No I actually get that though I can see it, thinking about it now being around cute animals all day does sound a lot better

[split cedar]

…I’m feeling called out.

[vast oxide]

Plus Sophia isn't my vibe

[brazen whale]

you can actually see the results of your work

[vast oxide]

I'm here for cozy not real life LOL

[pearl ridge]

the key is being left a vast estate of many acres of prime farmable land fully paid off with no monthly bills as an inheritance from your grandfather 🙂

[split cedar]

Yup, I also witnessed animals giving birth and it was a boost in serotonin.

[dusty hinge]

God all the NPCs you have to talk to in expanded was insane I almost gave up

It was like 60 god damn people I had to talk to

[split cedar]

My real life is being stuck patrolling a building full of computer servers.

[dusty hinge]

That sounds great, having a completely paid off plot of farmland to do whatever on

[split cedar]

Ridgeside Village has double the NPCs than Pelican Town if not more.

[dusty hinge]

Literally

They made a stardew valley 2

[split cedar]

With elves tho.

(Smashable)

ANYWAY.

[dusty hinge]

Christ I forgot about those😭

[vast oxide]

Mine is entering 30,000$ to 3,000,000$ orders for machine shops and manufacturing companies.

Both private industry and government

[dusty hinge]

Agreed (heavily)

[split cedar]

Jio in the distance.

[split cedar]

Well, I work for a security company and am under contract with Microsoft, sooo…

[dusty hinge]

Tbh there is so much I absolutely forgot like 90% considering all I did was visit once before I decided it was too much

[split cedar]

Lmao.

Expanded for me was too much the moment Lance stepped in.

[vast oxide]

I'm not telling y'all what company I work for

[split cedar]

Those damn Crimson Badlands.

[split cedar]

Whatever company it is, you have my sympathy.

Working for big corporations sucks.

[vast oxide]

Trust me, the government contracts are ass

[split cedar]

We ARE the farmer in SDV.

[dusty hinge]

As long as you don't enjoy it and suck up to them then it's great

I don't like corpos

[sacred jay]

jojamart detected

[split cedar]

I have Microsoft instead of Joja, but the point has been made.

[vast oxide]

I wanna escape and have a hobby farm and no contracts to enter

[vast oxide]

Lol no I work in technology on a global scale

[split cedar]

Enduring because: money.

[vast oxide]

And before this I worked for a competitor

[sacred jay]

I hate corpos irl especially having worked for one
Joja can have my soul idc

[dusty hinge]

Guys we should all just abandon our current lives and go start a farm somewhere by hand

[split cedar]

It would be great tossing things in a bin and getting paid the next morning.

But well.

[vast oxide]

Stardew valley player community out in the middle of no where

[dusty hinge]

It is that easy we just have to believe

[vast oxide]

Winery included

[split cedar]

Fishes together with stones and strawberries alike.

What a nice mixture that bin.

[dusty hinge]

(there's gonna be piles of rotten food and fish in a box next to our house)

[sacred jay]

sdvcord irl farm would go crazy

[split cedar]

(Yes)

[dusty hinge]

Ong thoo

[split cedar]

The hardest thing about having a farm is those goddamn sheeps.

[dusty hinge]

Community farm and a random community center within walking distance

[split cedar]

They NEVER listen.

[split cedar]

No junimos 🙁

[sacred jay]

I will be the Junimo

[dusty hinge]

No they're real (it's just stuffed animals it'll work trust)

[sacred jay]

I volunteer

[split cedar]

Imagine what a farm between people from different countries might be like.

[split cedar]

Sustained with raisins.

[dusty hinge]

It's just the four corners farm

[split cedar]

And nothing else.

[split cedar]

I have one condition.

No French people.

That’s all.

[dusty hinge]

Thank god someone said it

[bronze sedge]

lol

[split cedar]

No French allowed in my farm.

[sacred jay]

probably like
“hey man did you harvest those strawberries?”
"لا أفهم ما تقوله؟"

[bronze sedge]

i dont get the french hate

[dusty hinge]

I didn't really want to I don't think a lot of others wanted to either but it had to be said

[split cedar]

Yes.

[sacred jay]

just landed in France actually

[bronze sedge]

why would you hate the french, and tolerate the british

[dusty hinge]

They eat snails we don't do that

[split cedar]

Are you European?

[dusty hinge]

Gary lives matter

[split cedar]

If not, then you don’t have to understand.

[sacred jay]

I’m applying for French citizenship in 2 years LMAO

[bronze sedge]

no, im mexican

[split cedar]

Europeans LOVE to bully France.

[bronze sedge]

us too

[vast oxide]

The community center can be like a place for everyone to get together for like birthdays and stuff. And community craft projects

[fiery lark]

Good afternoonn

[split cedar]

Baguette-eating snail-enjoyers mf.

[bronze sedge]

but i dont get the bullying to modern french, when you could be bullying the british

[vast oxide]

"on Wednesdays we crochet for a bit, Saturday morning is yoga with bunnies"

[deep meadow]

Alright now we're stepping into racism territory

[split cedar]

At least they have valid history.

French… are French.

[dusty hinge]

What about India, I remember there used to be a lot of hate around India for some reason

[bronze sedge]

ew

[weak oxide]

My girlfriend has crocheted an army of frogs.

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-up-meme-fallout-meme-gif-3737350009659669155

[split cedar]

I want.

[split cedar]

What.

[vast oxide]

I like your friend

[dusty hinge]

This is a good idea

[bronze sedge]

i hate the british because they are the champions and the incarnation of colonialism

[split cedar]

At least my Country is limited to its own territory.

[slim basin]

Not jealous..i am not jealous...

[split cedar]

No colonialism at all.

[dusty hinge]

We went from designing our community farm to hating on the French 😭😭

[sacred jay]

why are we discussing this here

[bronze sedge]

happends

[split cedar]

I can do both.

Multitasking baby.

[vast oxide]

Well we're having a total software collapse now so I guess I'm not working

[split cedar]

I want to be Harvey’s substitute and charge my spouse whenever they pass out.

[vast oxide]

This is a global community and we should be mindful not to crap talk people.

[bronze sedge]

what about goverments

[dusty hinge]

I wouldn't say it's crap talking...

[bronze sedge]

thats different

[dusty hinge]

Too truthful to be said tho...

[weak oxide]

This is not even half of them. She was gonna send it but her chat level is too low. 😭

[slim basin]

Man I ate all my grapes

[split cedar]

As I said, for Europeans bullying France is more like the big siblings annoying their younger siblings. Nothing too deep about it.

[vast oxide]

Unfortunately against server rules but your free to dm me about my opinions lmao

[split cedar]

WANT THEM ALL.

LMAO.

[slim basin]

Aweee

[bronze sedge]

ashhfsdhdf ok

[vast oxide]

I know but it's a sensitive topic

[bronze sedge]

wet potatoes

[split cedar]

Okay okay I’ll say no more.

[brazen whale]

wait since when was hating on the French controversial

[weak oxide]

Have you ever seen a potato before?

[steep ridge]

I'm sorry for lurking for too long 😔

[split cedar]

…can I say bad things about my own Country?

[bronze sedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/random-frog-worlds-cutest-1mht8tODXy0OA

[slim basin]

To recover from my lack of grapes i shall play stardew sighs

[sacred jay]

this channel really should just be about sdv

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[brazen whale]

Anyway, Stardew Valley!

[dusty hinge]

It's not that big a deal lol, but this channel should be sdv only soo

[split cedar]

We were talking about creating our own farm.

[hard zinc]

Penny keeps giving me ruby on christmas i kee resetting the day

[dusty hinge]

COMMUNITY FARM PLANNING TIIIIMMEEE

[bronze sedge]

vallew stardy

[vast oxide]

I like Sebastian and he deserves a hug

[vast oxide]

YES

[bronze sedge]

no

[split cedar]

I wished Shane’s spousal room was clean.

[bronze sedge]

YES

[vast oxide]

[dusty hinge]

We need cardboard cutouts of all the spouses to have around the farm

[sacred jay]

Shane needs a better post marriage glowup

[bronze sedge]

like bro, its my house

keep it clean damn

[split cedar]

That eyesore makes me want to fry.

Cry*

[slim basin]

I can get it partially since addiction won't just vanish when youre married

This is why town needs a therapist

[bronze sedge]

sebastian is too pick me 😔

[split cedar]

…the farmer.

[dusty hinge]

My real life room is multitudes worse than Shane so I don't even get to talk

[bronze sedge]

everyone needs a therapist

[sacred jay]

a really simple fix would be to move alcohol to a neutral/negative gift post 6-heart imo

[bronze sedge]

ew

[sacred jay]

like that’s a start

[bronze sedge]

you can talk from experience tho

like a consultant

[deep meadow]

I mean at least it's not beer which smells bad when it sits and is hard to get out

[split cedar]

They work as:

A farmer
A fisher
A lumberjack
A miner
A fighter
A blacksmith
A therapist
An economist
An errand boy/girl/whatever

[dusty hinge]

Ik I gotta clean, it's also cause this is the longest I've been living in one spot for the past year sooo

[dusty hinge]

Prolly worse than it tbh my nose is just desensitized

[fiery lark]

do u think grandpa was also the town therapist LOL

[deep meadow]

no

[split cedar]

All while preserving relationships with the townsfolk and having to deal with the Wizard and the Junimos.

[slim basin]

Gus is defo

[bronze sedge]

grandpa was just a farmer

[dusty hinge]

I feel like he was the biggest bachelor

[fiery lark]

LOL

[split cedar]

“Back in my days”

[bronze sedge]

grandpa belongs to the small leagues

[dusty hinge]

All grannies and gramps have insane lore

[dusty hinge]

THIS EXACTLY

He def got shit to say

If he wasnt dead

[split cedar]

Imagine a mod where you play in the past as your grandpa.

[sacred jay]

seriously I make at LEAST 8x his life savings in a few months

what was he DOING

[split cedar]

When others were younger too or still not born.

[bronze sedge]

FR

he had a greenhouse and... thats it

[weak oxide]

The Grandpa reminds me of the Darkest Dungeon intro. He fumbled the estate.

[sacred jay]

grandpa planting 10 parsnips and watching instagram reels while eating bread and water

[bronze sedge]

regular reels

[dusty hinge]

Was thinking of a clearly impossible but weird theory that whenever you replay the game your last saved character becomes your grandpa but that would lead to the NPCs being immortal Eldritch horrors

[bronze sedge]

black an white movies and that kind of stuff

[deep meadow]

The humble female farmer

[split cedar]

The theory where everyone is actually dead since they never age. Also the farmer theory that they died because of overwork at Joja.

[dusty hinge]

Real that too

[dusty hinge]

Thats pretty interesting

[deep meadow]

Then how do your kids age

[split cedar]

They stop at some point.

[bronze sedge]

its all in your head

[split cedar]

And they never age past that.

[bronze sedge]

they dont exist

[split cedar]

Exactly.

[dusty hinge]

Sacrifices

[split cedar]

Like those feverish dreams.

[bronze sedge]

they are not real, mere illusions

[split cedar]

More doves in the sky.

[echo basin]

They stuck age when you see them got feet and zooming all night

[split cedar]

Junimos are actually Grim Reaper’s minions.

[weak oxide]

These are like the least interesting theories possible. 😭

[sacred jay]

do u think junimos are edible

[bronze sedge]

junimos are joja employees

[echo basin]

Junimos are apple?

[split cedar]

They are technically made of flesh soooo.

[split cedar]

Never forget about Kiwi.

[keen plover]

yummy apples

[sacred jay]

yumy apel

[keen plover]

OH

[slim basin]

Anything is technically edible.
But not everything will be good for you

[bronze sedge]

nono

[split cedar]

You can drink lava too, but only once.

[lone pumice]

Yes, very yummy. They taste like chicken

[split cedar]

If you can put it in your mouth, you can drink/eat it.

[dusty hinge]

Feel like I'm one of the only ones to religiously hoard my grass for wheat

[lone pumice]

Maybe twice if you're very lucky

[slim basin]

I felt like I was the only one to hoard trash

[split cedar]

Yummy.

[bronze sedge]

if something is edible then its safe for human consumption

[dusty hinge]

You can as much as you want your just not brave enough

[split cedar]

Everything is eatable, not everything is edible.

[dusty hinge]

Dude I also hoard my trash

[rotund grove]

just bought 660 cauliflower seeds, is there a faster way to plant them all?

[vast oxide]

If you put a fence post in it the animals can't eat the source and it'll respawn

[lone pumice]

Considering you haven't died after the previous consumptions

[bronze sedge]

just because you can put something in your mouth doesnt means that its edible

[dusty hinge]

Mostly to gift the driftwood to Leah but the rest I just keep to recycle

[echo basin]

If i eat lava eels and then i ate lava?

[weak oxide]

Nope.

[lone pumice]

Why are we talking about putting things in our mouths

[dusty hinge]

Gotta do this

[weak oxide]

People are weird.

[slim basin]

Things like the juminos

[bronze sedge]

someone said everything was edible

[dusty hinge]

I just don't like the way it looks visually but it's useful nonetheless

[lone pumice]

You just happen to be eating a eel that lived in lava, it's not lava

[vast oxide]

I put food in my mouth sometimes

[bronze sedge]

humans are weird

[split cedar]

Because SDV teaches you that eating strange-looking eels pulled out from lava are edible.

[vast oxide]

Food is nice

[bronze sedge]

relatable

[lone pumice]

Yeah, sometimes I just absorb it

[split cedar]

…uhm.

[echo basin]

If you have tractor mod, then yes. If no, then we use traditional way. Soil it, plant it, watering it. And wait.

[bronze sedge]

things abigail said

[dusty hinge]

I feel like a junimo would have the texture of either a blob of jello its size or a large mochi icecream

[vast oxide]

Sometimes it's a rock candy, or trail mix lol

[lone pumice]

Top 10 things Abigail said

[split cedar]

Imagine having 660 seeds and no sprinklers.

[dusty hinge]

But feeling the little thing begin to scream and beg for mercy in my hands while I take the most delectable of tastes...mmm..

[lone pumice]

I'd just quit atp

[dusty hinge]

The green ones would be sour apple, the red would be cherry and the pink would be strawberry

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-2881577801438605193

[echo basin]

I use junimo mod

[dusty hinge]

And they would taste like jolly ranchers

[split cedar]

I just summon rain.

[weak oxide]

🤐

[split cedar]

It’s rainy almost every single day.

[lone pumice]

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about but thoughts

[dusty hinge]

That's my bad I got a bit passionate

[vast oxide]

How the hell did we turn into "let's make the junimos into jolly ranchers"

[lone pumice]

Clueless

[split cedar]

I dunno.

[dusty hinge]

I'm just describing what I think eating a junimo would feel like

[split cedar]

I guess things just happen…

[dusty hinge]

The texture of jello or mochi's with the flavors of jolly ranchers

[echo basin]

That's brilliant! I will use that one 1st spring

[lone pumice]

Insane early game strat

[bronze sedge]

i rely on pigs to make money, every rainy day represents a 100k hole in my farmers wallet 😔

[split cedar]

I DOUBT YOU WILL HAVE 660 CAULIFLOWER SEEDS ON 1st OF SPRING YEAR 1.

[dusty hinge]

I'm not the only one to think this right?

[lone pumice]

You're alone on this one, pal

[slim basin]

WAR IS OVER
I UNLOCKED KEGS!!

[dusty hinge]

But they look good tho your telling me you never thought about eating one?

[echo basin]

everything is possible with mods

[tardy fox]

congrats

[lone pumice]

Oh no I definitely have, they probably taste like apples.. the fruit they're kinda shaped after

[echo basin]

Congratz now you can start your money empire

[split cedar]

Then with mods you can also enable “autowatering crops”.

[lone pumice]

What are kegs

[slim basin]

[lone pumice]

Are those the things that make wine and stuff

[bronze sedge]

profiting from alcoholics 🔥🔥🔥

[split cedar]

REMEMBER THE VILLAGERS PATTERNS TO PLACE YOUR KEGS EVEN MORE EFFICIENTLY.

[dusty hinge]

I forgot they're shaped like apples, don't really look like they'd be apple textured, too jello-y

[echo basin]

Its a machine (i think) for making wine

[lone pumice]

!anyonecancook

[split cedar]

You are the bad guy for Shane.

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !anyonecancook.

[lone pumice]

I felt so evil giving Shane Beer every time I could after his 8 heart

[split cedar]

Remember: money.

[echo basin]

Oh. Sir im sorry im poisoning you every summer. And i will do it again.

[split cedar]

Laughable how you escape a corporate and in the first year you spend around one million in farm stuff.

[lone pumice]

He hated the soup when I put a chili pepper but called the soup great when I put coffee in it... Fucking coffee

[split cedar]

Never get low on those purple shorts stash.

[dusty hinge]

CA should give us the option to not do the community center or the joja mart path but to let us eat the junimos instead

[lone pumice]

bro stop with eating the Junimoe

They're so cute and helpful

[dusty hinge]

THEY LOOK DELICIOUS

[echo basin]

i know you hungry but...

That's junimo

[split cedar]

When they follow you around the community center.

[dusty hinge]

Not stopping me

[split cedar]

Jumping around.

[dusty hinge]

That's not stopping me it's running to its doom I'm gonna eat it

[lone pumice]

I get so excited and HATE leaving it

[bronze sedge]

the other day i pulled a snack from the trash in front of alex

[split cedar]

ME TOO.

[lone pumice]

they need to give you the option to have a pet junimo follow you everywhere

[bronze sedge]

and then i gave it to him

[split cedar]

I LURK THERE FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR.

[bronze sedge]

and he liked it

[lone pumice]

Help not the granola bar in the trash

[bronze sedge]

yessir

trash granola for alex

[echo basin]

Nice. Probably granny accidentally throw it away

[split cedar]

I think there is a mod that changes the frog with a junimo.

[vast oxide]

I love how Grandma just doesn't exist

[wicked mango]

hey guys

[vast oxide]

What if it's Evelyn

[wicked mango]

i have a questions

[split cedar]

She exists in Ridgeside Valley’s lore.

[echo basin]

sure please ask

[lone pumice]

CA should make it so when you're caught digging in the trash, it lowers hearts far more, but people will get used to it after a few times

[dusty hinge]

What if granny George and grandpa had a really messy love triangle

[vast oxide]

I'm not greeting 109 people

[split cedar]

Then Alex would be your cousin…

[lone pumice]

And they start regularly teasing you for being a trash hoarder

[vast oxide]

[wicked mango]

should i buy stardew on full price or wait for spring sale btw its 5.19$ here not 14.99$ cuz or regional pricing so what do you say

[echo basin]

[wicked mango]

?

[split cedar]

WITH ONLY RIDGESIDE IS LIKE 60.

Or a bit less.

[dusty hinge]

Thats still far too many

[split cedar]

…welp.

[dusty hinge]

I thought it was like 68

[split cedar]

I got used to greeting them.

[vast oxide]

It's cheap enough and you get a lot of play out of it for the price imo

And you're supporting a great dev who's kind to his community

[echo basin]

Wait for spring sale if you want

[wicked mango]

should i go for it

[lone pumice]

I've seen that cat somewhere...

[dusty hinge]

28 already gets me exhausted to think about, robins "you have to greet all those people?" Line fits so much more when it's SIXTY

[split cedar]

Excepting the “Bachelor Clint” thing.

[wicked mango]

i cant decide if i wanna wait or not

thats my issue

[lone pumice]

Clint is NOT that bad yo

[split cedar]

I’m still rooting for the yee-haw man of the Museum.

[lone pumice]

!clint

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !clint.

[dusty hinge]

Thank you

[split cedar]

…you are right.

He is even worse.

[dusty hinge]

look he's innocent

[vast oxide]

Why he got the hand necklace omg

I'm going on lunch.

[lone pumice]

Choker

[split cedar]

…lunch?

[dusty hinge]

We can't be friends anymore😭

[wicked mango]

ig its worth the price

[fiery lark]

why is he being grabbed like hes gonna run away

[split cedar]

Were we?

[lone pumice]

All the commands for getting a picture of a character is hilarious

[split cedar]

Because in my other hand I have a frying pan ready to hit him.

[dusty hinge]

I thought so when we were building that farm, but youve broken my heart over clint

[split cedar]

…whatevs, I’ll go back to my boy Sam.

[echo basin]

$5 is already cheap. Grab if you want. Im not so sure how much reduce price for spring sale.

[split cedar]

Sam, Shane and Sebastian. I always get the SSS.

[lone pumice]

Why does Sam hate when you look in his trashcan

[wicked mango]

its 2.71$ in sale

[split cedar]

Everyone hates it when you look into trashcans.

[lone pumice]

Like Abby hates when you look in her drawer ||because of the sword||

[bronze sedge]

buy it full price

[brazen whale]

Linus is the only one who doesn't hate it

[lone pumice]

No, in his room

[sacred jay]

there’s only 2 points through the year where Linus can catch you in the trash though

[brazen whale]

I mean, looking through someone's trash is just plain weird

[split cedar]

Sam into his bookshelf because of corn.

[bronze sedge]

stardew deserves full price

[lone pumice]

There's a trashcan, and if you interact with it he gets mad and says "that's private" or something

[split cedar]

Well…

[wicked mango]

oh ok, i'll go for it

[dusty hinge]

Clint definitely needs a massive rework with the way he acts if he's gonna be a romance option tho. His crush over Emily is a big part of his current personality but that will be hard to work with for a love intrest

[brazen whale]

Suspicious

[brazen whale]

Agreed

[lone pumice]

Oh was I accidentally interacting with the bookshelf

[split cedar]

Used tissues for sure.

[split cedar]

Probably.

[dusty hinge]

Cause dudes gonna just be yapping about Emily the whole time like BRO PAY ATTENTION

[bronze sedge]

linus is chill like that

[dusty hinge]

I love linus

[lone pumice]

#images-and-memes

[short stratus]

Speaking as a skinflint, the game is totally worth the full price, but you do you

[split cedar]

And him forgetting to clip his toenails.

[dusty hinge]

That needs to be removed entirely yuk

[ruby vine]

My student situation says no

[bronze sedge]

first character i get the 10 hearts with

[wicked mango]

ohh man thats a hard decision but i'll go ahead

[bronze sedge]

always

[dusty hinge]

Like if anything that makes me not wanna interact with him above all else😭

[echo basin]

Oh then better wait for more cheap price. If you want support the game i suggesting buying now.

[lone pumice]

They should rework him to stay shy and always try and have you help him make friends with others, rather than date Emily and only be interested in Emily

[split cedar]

Can you imagine the work behind it though?

[novel thistle]

@split cedar You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[wicked mango]

i'll let you know by 2-3 days or spring sale

[bronze sedge]

mostly because he is near the mines and he likes almost all foraged items

[split cedar]

ABOUT TIME.

[wicked mango]

but in my opinion idk

[lone pumice]

Well I mean as random quests, like the amethyst one

[dusty hinge]

Yes that works, an overall shy would be a lot better cause you can open him up to people, rather than it being one character focused

[wicked mango]

my mind is fuked from few days thinking this

[echo basin]

Congratz you are part of the community now

[split cedar]

At least we have Sandy.

[short stratus]

hope you'll have a great time with the game then

[split cedar]

YAY.

[dusty hinge]

I think the most it's gonna be is a bunch of dialogue reworking and changing some cutscenes a bit but itll stay mostly the same

[lone pumice]

If Sandy wasn't only in the ||Oasis|| and was an actual villager, she'd be a great candidate. I think being restricted to the ||Calico desert|| is a major downside

[split cedar]

I need to make the portrait of my farmer.

[lone pumice]

How do you do that

[split cedar]

But… I have three favourite ones.

[wicked mango]

when does it come in sale in spring sale or few days earlier?

[echo basin]

Yes take your time. No pressure yourself

[split cedar]

Website.

[lone pumice]

No shit Sherlock /lh

[split cedar]

Change of schedule + a house.

[south bane]

I need to make a comic that’s my spouse opening up the fridge in the farmhouse and being toppled over by all the swords and hammers and weapons I keep putting in the fridge

[bronze sedge]

what

[wicked mango]

when does it come in sale in spring sale or few days earlier?

[split cedar]

There are mods with locked bachelors and bachelorettes until certain events.

[shut night]

!portrait

[novel thistle]

Make a premade SDV portrait with Jazzybee's site (art by Poltergeister):

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator

To use this command, type !portrait.

[short stratus]

That's also very important! Rushed decisions are usually if not always the worst

[dusty hinge]

I feel that, maybe she should have some paths she can explore back at the town or something to get her out of the only building and area she can be found in

[split cedar]

…ok I chose with one of my farmers I want to make.

On it.

BRB.

[brazen whale]

I actually drew my own Stardew portrait last night

[dusty hinge]

Might redo mine idk

[hearty rain]

What is ur tag 😭 ?

[shut night]

that’s so cool! have you shared it in #creative ?

[short stratus]

It was about time that someone would notice LOL

[brazen whale]

not yet

[hearty rain]

Yeah... is it a joke or are u deadass

[short stratus]

Don't worry guys it's fully self-ironic

[dusty hinge]

It doesn't exactly look like me and it's obviously not supposed to look one to one but I def could get it a bit more accurate

[echo basin]

Usually on spring sale on steam. Usually

[hearty rain]

How so 😭

[dusty hinge]

I wish you could change the specifics on your freckles though

[wicked mango]

man this shi is getting hard and hard

[brazen whale]

I posted it

I was up til like 3 am making it 😭

[echo basin]

I bought stardew mobile on sale like half. But later i knowing this game is super good so i bought steam version for full price. Its worth it for support

[hearty rain]

I got it on switch

[short stratus]

don't wanna get political in my first conversation on here but it's kinda self deprecating to have that tag alongside my username

[hearty rain]

Interesting.

[echo basin]

To Marlon.

[hearty rain]

I want it on my laptop but no one has given it to me on steam and I cant get it rn

[weak oxide]

It looks really good ^^

[brazen whale]

Eww

[brazen whale]

Thank you!

I used the Stardew Portrait Maker as a reference (I had it pulled up on my computer while I was drawing)

Okay that’s INSANE for year 1

[hearty rain]

Better than me 😭

[bronze sedge]

the question is, how did you get 69k in 15 days

[short stratus]

YEAR 1? I can only imagine your bank account during endgame lol

[lone pumice]

You should give me the website

[split cedar]

I’m back.

[echo basin]

Very impressive.

[rough plank]

pretty good keep it up

[echo basin]

Upgrade hoe i think

[rough plank]

but one thing

[hearty rain]

I feel bad bc i play sdv the normally way 😭

[rough plank]

ur using instant growth and mods

so comparing to vanilla isnt even but still ur doing good

[brazen whale]

Donate the Dwarf Scrolls 1 through 4 to the Museum

[hearty rain]

I dont have all these hacks I just play 😭

[split cedar]

Done.

Now I have my girlie as a propic.

[rough plank]

u will have way too much money in the end so dw u will get there and all roads lead to rome

[hearty rain]

instant growth = change game file money to 10mil

[north heart]

All the dwarf scrolls help u get the dwarvish language book from Gunther and you can understand that language

[echo basin]

Noo please not feel bad. Its alright if you play normally way. Normally way is good to enjoy the pace

[brazen whale]

Playing normally is what's intended

[hearty rain]

😄

[hearty rain]

Why does everyone use hacks rthen?

[rough plank]

sdv has a big modding community

[brazen whale]

Idk

Honestly, in my opinion, mods that make the game easier feel like cheating

[rough plank]

also alot of people use animation cancelling

[echo basin]

Its modding. Like other experience for players. Its give different perspective and enjoyment

[hearty rain]

I do that in speedrunning games

[rough plank]

its a cheat but its not patched ig because so many ppl like it

[echo basin]

What is that?

I think i heard it last year but no sure what is it

[rough plank]

cancel animation with right shift+R+ delete, generally done with a macro and it lets you basically use tools quicker

[echo basin]

Oh nice good to know

[rough plank]

can be done without a macro but is troublesome

[split cedar]

Well, they are literally under the tag “cheats” for a reason.

[shut night]

Mods are a matter of taste and accessibility - nobody has to use them and nobody is bad for using them. If a mod makes something feel too easy, then it isn’t a mod for you - but there’s no real cheating in a non competitive game

[split cedar]

And then… me with mods that make things harder.

[shut night]

a lot of people like how mods can remove the parts they don’t like or add new content so they can feel like they’re playing for the first time again. or that!

[split cedar]

And yes, I still have to greet those 102 people.

My cats distracted me.

[vast oxide]

I think we should also consider that "cheat" and "exploit" for a game is not necessarily saying someone is bad for using them. In the context of stardew, it's simply a personal decision. If you're in a PVP game, that's another story ...

[lone pumice]

You should totally give me the website

Was your farmer inspired by Emily perchance

[shut night]

there are also accessibility mods like a screen reader and mods that remove fishing can help people with RSI

[shut night]

(pssst I gave you the link earlier!)

!portrait

[novel thistle]

Make a premade SDV portrait with Jazzybee's site (art by Poltergeister):

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator

To use this command, type !portrait.

[lone pumice]

Oh I missed it

[split cedar]

!portrait

[novel thistle]

Make a premade SDV portrait with Jazzybee's site (art by Poltergeister):

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator

To use this command, type !portrait.

[lone pumice]

Thanks!

[rotund grove]

i just wish there was a mod that let you spread seeds in a 3x3 area or larger

[echo basin]

I played economy mod years before (can't remember the name), each day is different price for each crops and need more money for water and electric bill. 32k gold just for bills

[split cedar]

Tractors.

[vast oxide]

Did I use the item code glitch to make my wedding dress cause I couldn't find a fan? Yes! But I also made the conscious decision to not make one to donate. So I'm still digging for one to donate now

[split cedar]

Code glitch for endless purple shorts is the real deal.

[rough plank]

there

[split cedar]

Ever seen Iridium grade starfruits?

I mean. How profitable are they?

[rough plank]

never grown them because like kegs

[echo basin]

Thank you! now i understand.

[split cedar]

Dunno because I tend not to use them much.

[rotund grove]

im about to get my tractor 🙂

[echo basin]

[[starfrui]]

[split cedar]

Yas.

[rough plank]

used on most tools and also used on weapons
Not fishing poles.... lol

[echo basin]

[[starfruit]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Starfruit

[split cedar]

7920g for pickled???

Wtf dude that’s a lot.

[rough plank]

it is

but thats also 5 starfruit

2 wine is 6300

which uses 2 starfruit

[split cedar]

But to get to Iridium you have to wait way too much.

[echo basin]

7,910g damn.

[split cedar]

5 Iridium fruits only are 8250g.

[rough plank]

starfruit base wine is 3150 (artisan...)

5 starfruit wines are 15750

[echo basin]

And i wonder if starfruit wine is really exist irl

[weak oxide]

My sprinklers are hard at work.

[split cedar]

Bro, question. How American are you from 1 to Yes?

[rough plank]

it does

[echo basin]

Im not American

[split cedar]

LMAO.

[split cedar]

Blueberry empires. I like.

[echo basin]

Its beautiful farm

[rough plank]

more like on vacation

[split cedar]

Ok sooo… I should go and greet…

[rotund grove]

where do i find marlon?

[split cedar]

Guild.

[cyan wharf]

hello

back from eating

[weak oxide]

They're doing their best...

[echo basin]

You know the mines? Move more to the right. You see the guild building.

[weak oxide]

It's a regretful farm.

[bronze sedge]

atomic bomb vs coughing baby

[split cedar]

I AM THE ONE WHO’S ANXIOUS.

[rough plank]

back in my day the sprinklers didnt whine about being in the sand

[split cedar]

LET ME CRY LET ME CRY.

[split cedar]

Back in my days sprinkles sprinkled whenever I put them.

[weak oxide]

Basically.

[cyan wharf]

made myself a hot chocolate and were back on the grind

[bronze sedge]

merchant sells a variety of items, including rare items from locked areas and offseason crops, seeds and fish.
its very usefull to complete the community center early and also to complete a couple quests.

[echo basin]

Traveling merchant sell items. Anything from fish, crop, food, furniture. And booksellers is sell and trade book. I can say book is for middle gameplay cuz the book price is kinda high.

[echo basin]

What you grind?

[cyan wharf]

minecraft

[deep meadow]

Really making use of the scarecrow range

[cyan wharf]

stardew valley obv

[echo basin]

Remember you need coop lvl 2 for incubators dino eggs

[cyan wharf]

YES

idk if i need silo

[echo basin]

Yeah you need silo

[cyan wharf]

flip

[echo basin]

To store hays

[weak oxide]

That's what I'm blaming for my stupidity and hubris.

[vast oxide]

You want silo for feeding animals

[cyan wharf]

imma upgrade coop first so i can get the incubation started then ill build silo

[vast oxide]

And if you upgrade to Delux coop it auto feeds them for you

[split cedar]

I just want the autopetter.

Playing FOM the autopetter plays a flute melody each time you enter, it’s kinda cute.

[cyan wharf]

WHERE IS ROBIN AND WHY IS DEMETRIUS TAKING A DUMP

[split cedar]

AND IT’S CRAFTABLE.

[split cedar]

What?

[cyan wharf]

hes shitting

[echo basin]

Pick joja its time to sell your soul to joja

[split cedar]

If Robin is not at the counter during working hours it means it’s her day off.

[split cedar]

Already done way too many times.

[echo basin]

How you know hes shitting?

They dont have bathroom

[bronze sedge]

no please

delete joja

[cyan wharf]

i never saw ANYONE read a journal while sitting in what looks like a bathroom without shitting

[kindred onyx]

I’m building a stable next in my game. I need 100 hardwood so I’m upgrading my axe first to make things easier

[split cedar]

…you mean… his lab?

[deep meadow]

Where do I sign

[cyan wharf]

looks like a bathroom

[bronze sedge]

just because its white it doesnt means that its a bathroom

[weak oxide]

Hardwood is definitely a little laborious to obtain. ^^'

[echo basin]

Just buy joja membership and build Morris shrine (put his picture at the bedroom)

I might do that

[slim basin]

How does one get tea leaves?

[deep meadow]

From Tea saplings

[kindred onyx]

Oh yeah. I need the Iron Axe and I better reach Clint before he closes shop

[bronze sedge]

befriend caroline

[echo basin]

You need Caroline like 4 heart then try walk around her kitchen.

[deep meadow]

Carolina?

[echo basin]

Sorry typo

[pseudo harbor]

whats the easiest way to do the juicy bugs wanted quest

farming lvl 20 of mines?

[deep meadow]

Gotta drive a couple of hours now

[glacial nymph]

What is it about?:)

[echo basin]

Repeat mine lvl 20-30 many times

[slim basin]

Ok, ty

[pseudo harbor]

oki tyy

[echo basin]

[[mine]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/The_Mines

[bronze sedge]

and then go in to the locked door in her kitchen

thats it

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/and-they-call-it-a-mine-lord-of-the-rings-gimli-fellowship-of-the-ring-mines-of-moria-gif-3715726165668976204

[dusk rover]

I think that's spoilers

oh wait this is a fanfic nvm

[deep meadow]

This sounds like a certain animated series…

Perhaps it takes place around a stone ocean?

[echo basin]

Thats actually cool twist. So Gus become a vampire starts because of the mask? Does his behavior is change in town or add new events?

Gasp Pam!

[weak oxide]

Pam could beat Dio for the record.

[vast oxide]

... What

[upper glen]

hey so uh the game becomes silent after I disconnect and reconnect my headphones how do I fix it

I just charged them and I dont have any sound

[vast oxide]

Yeah but why the women specifically

[analog nacelle]

[weak oxide]

It's Jojo's Bizarre Adventures poorly transposed onto Stardew.

[vast oxide]

I found the game doesn't always know to switch audio device if you change the one you're using

[weak oxide]

Also Dracula, the book, sucks and Frankenstein is better.

[split cedar]

??????

What is happening here.

[echo basin]

Oh i have this problem before on steam. Still not sure how to fix it but i found temporary solution. Leave game, and enter again

[upper glen]

yes but its mid day and I dont wanna loose any progress

[cyan wharf]

time to incubate my dino eggs

[weak oxide]

Nothing of value, don't worry.

[split cedar]

Ohh. I wrote one months ago.

[vast oxide]

I mean, unless it's supposed to be historically accurate irl fiction, I tend to find some traditions don't need to be continued just because it's "traditional"

That being said, Sebastian vampire mod LOL

[echo basin]

Yeah continue your mid day without sound (i know its annoying ) then when game save progress next day, you can leave game and enter again

[upper glen]

😔

I completed the vault bundle

Im gonna have to see the cutscene soundless

[echo basin]

Try ask at #vanilla-tech-support who knows they can help.

[oblique dew]

Hey guys im starting my second run, what farm would you suggest?

[vast oxide]

4 corners

[faint granite]

[oblique dew]

For solo too?

[echo basin]

I play 4 corners yes for solo. Its fun and big

[echo basin]

How about river?

[oblique dew]

Honestly I considered it but I hate fishing 😭

[echo basin]

How about wildness?

River so far most challenging farm for me

[oblique dew]

At night the monsters come out 😟

Maybe ill try it

[hollow goblet]

wsp

who can play stardew valley multiplayer with me now

plz

[echo basin]

I wish i can play multiplayer but i have unpredictable time with jobs

[bronze sedge]

is it different from the standard farm?

[echo basin]

#1139016532966506576 try ask here

[bronze sedge]

i mean the map

[hollow goblet]

i am sorry

[dawn latch]

Hello how can I feel unbored when playing the game

[hollow goblet]

i was just making one yep

[dawn latch]

I used to play so much but now I get bored from just a minute of it

[oblique dew]

Yes but I havent tried it yet

[weak oxide]

Play a different game for a bit?

[oblique dew]

At least i think idk

[echo basin]

Talk to npc and roaming around the town. I think 1.6 update have little more extra on dialogue

[dawn latch]

That's the problem how? Also I do have a save file I wanna continue but I think it's messed up from not caring about the farm or relationships

[dawn latch]

Welllll I'm a mobile player

[echo basin]

Mobile already get 1.6

[dawn latch]

Wait a damn minute since when?

[split cedar]

A while.

[hexed iris]

since a fair bit ago lol

[split cedar]

(In the meantime i am 5/102)

[echo basin]

Since... Wait idk. 2 last year i think

[dawn latch]

Bro last time I played 1.5.6 released like that time

[echo basin]

Yeah 2024

[dawn latch]

DAMN

man I've stopped playing for a lot

[hollow goblet]

@echo basin y cant i post

t?

[dawn latch]

Well did multiplayer become a normal feature and not a beta feature in mobile edition?

[hollow goblet]

?

[echo basin]

We got new farm. Meadows farm. Maybe you can try

[hollow goblet]

i finished the server guide already

[dawn latch]

Nah bro what? That's too much stuff from my memory

[echo basin]

Post what? Idk. Any mod online rn? Im not so sure about this server

[faint granite]

Hello darkness my old friend

[devout elbow]

Are you trying to share an image?

[hollow goblet]

i cant post in the #1139016532966506576 at all

can someone join me in multiplayer plz

?

[devout elbow]

It’s a forum channel, so it works a little differently than a regular channel

[hollow goblet]

thats sad

ok good lcuck finding a new game btw hope u have alot of fun off of stardew valley

ok

[echo basin]

Totally fair. Thats okay i guess.

[brazen whale]

rip

[manic atlas]

hi guys

im going to start stardew valley rn

i have a question

[brazen whale]

Yeah?

[echo basin]

Hello there

[manic atlas]

if i get the game on microsoft store because i have the gamepass which expires in 3 months

[devout elbow]

That’s fair. If you don’t like it, you don’t like it. It was worth trying at least I hope

[manic atlas]

can i data transfer it to when i buy it on steam

[brazen whale]

No idea

[hollow goblet]

can anyone play stardew valley multiplayer with me from scratch

[brazen whale]

Completely unrelated, but I proposed to Harvey my beloved

but I STILL haven't found an ornamental fan

[devout elbow]

WWWWWWWW congrats!!!

[bronze sedge]

#1139016532966506576 check there

[split cedar]

Off topic. But you, my friend, as a fellow Shane enthusiast, shall agree with me when I say that Shane’s spousal room NEEDS to be cleaned.

[hollow goblet]

ok i guess i will go back there

[hollow goblet]

thx

[split cedar]

It should be a heart event.

[brazen whale]

IT'S SO NASTY

I'd like Shane if he wasn't so gross

[bronze sedge]

oof

[split cedar]

He is a depressed alcoholic.

I kinda feel him, but still.

[brazen whale]

But he gets sober!

[split cedar]

That’s my point exactly.

[devout elbow]

I mean I agree, but like, I also kinda just accept it 😭😭😭

I really would prefer if at least the spilled can was gone that would be nice

[craggy cosmos]

progess gets deleted when u marry him

[bronze sedge]

sorry

i got confused

[brazen whale]

the ornamental fan is for the shirt; I have a bridal veil

[split cedar]

I think there is a mod for that.

[bronze sedge]

summer at the beach

[bronze sedge]

yessir

[hexed iris]

summer sunny days 12pm to 4pm ocean

[manic atlas]

does stardew valley have an ingame account u can create or like does it just auto link to steam account

[brazen whale]

Exactly. I was reading through his dialogue after you marry him on the Stardew Wiki and he decidedly doesn't stay sober during marriage

[craggy cosmos]

no

[manic atlas]

no to what

[craggy cosmos]

only if u open from steam i think

[bronze sedge]

are you on pc?

[manic atlas]

yea, but i wanna try it out for 3 months on gamepass before i buy it on steam so will i data transfer

[brazen whale]

Instead of wearing a bridal shirt since I couldn't find the ornamental fan needed to tailor it, I'm wearing a silky shirt instead

[devout elbow]

Yeah I think so ngl

[craggy cosmos]

i found like 5 before

[bronze sedge]

google the file path to find your save data

[brazen whale]

Luckyyy

[echo basin]

I think yes.. since stardew save file are located as normal file, not specific files. If you not sure you can ask here #vanilla-tech-support

[brazen whale]

I'm nearly halfway through Spring of YEAR 3 and I still haven't found even one

[craggy cosmos]

wait what

people actually take their time

[brazen whale]

I even tried the item code name glitch, but I learned the hard way that it doesn't work on the Switch

[craggy cosmos]

year 3 started yesteryday for me and its summer 16 for me

[weak oxide]

You have to look in the correct place (that the game won't tell you)

[bronze sedge]

not even with chickens?

[craggy cosmos]

cheating is never praised

[weak oxide]

You did a great job, I'm proud.

[echo basin]

Code id cheat only work on Android and pc

[brazen whale]

the thing is I wasn't even trying to cheat to get a valuable item 😭 I just want my bridal shirt

Sigh

[gray crow]

I praise cheating

[split cedar]

Oh no… I forgot I installed the voices mod.

[gray crow]

Don't listen to this liar

[split cedar]

I… am down bad for Shane all over again.

[bronze sedge]

do you have the ||artifact totem|| recipe?

[split cedar]

DAMN IT.

[brazen whale]

the next runthrough I'm gonna do after this one I'm gonna play as a male farmer and romance Alex, and the tuxedo top is much easier to obtain

[echo basin]

I think this acceptable. You just want cloth for your marriage day.

[devout elbow]

His 14th heart event is ||literally about how he’s stopped drinking beer and instead plays video games and drink soda or whatever instead. Some of his married dialog doesn’t support that tho, so I do get it. I personally just go with he drinks significantly less after marriage||

[brazen whale]

Sadly, no

[bronze sedge]

try luck at the beach then

[gray crow]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-gif-8026056502744469335

[split cedar]

BUT THE ROOM.

[brazen whale]

I have 😭

[split cedar]

Joja-Cola too.

[brazen whale]

maybe I'll get lucky

in the next two days

before the wedding

[gray crow]

Joja cola is soda

[weak oxide]

Oh, Alex, ew.

[brazen whale]

Shane just has some gross voicelines

[devout elbow]

I know 😭😭I don’t spend enough time at home ngl like I rarely ever look at it

[craggy cosmos]

i found atlantas glaidier in the waters of river before

it did like 60-80 dmg

[bronze sedge]

i|| was panning and i got a diamond, a lucky ring and a mistery box at once||

[brazen whale]

I got the same ring panning!

[craggy cosmos]

i think thattt

[brazen whale]

I got that and a diamond once while fishing

[craggy cosmos]

he did this on stardrop day maybe

[brazen whale]

really early in the game, too

[craggy cosmos]

also diamonds past unlocking community center

[brazen whale]

so I went from having a steel smallsword to a neptune glaive

[craggy cosmos]

feel like small rewards

cuz idk about yall but i have just 50 diamodns in indivual chests

[brazen whale]

the bugs in the Mines that once were the bane of my existence stood no chance against me once I got a better sword

[craggy cosmos]

i think the mob thats the bane of my existence is probably serpant now

they get atleast one hit on me

and it pises me of

[scenic saddle]

gj

[vast oxide]

Yell ha

[sharp kiln]

why is it hard to get people for a stardew playthrough

[scenic saddle]

Cause people are excited about the idea playing coop but they get bored very quickly

[echo basin]

Mod yes.

[vast oxide]

A lot of people play the game to relax and multiple people can make it less relaxing

[midnight rapids]

Without the time pauses it feels too quick

[scenic saddle]

Ye like giving advices when nobody asked

[split cedar]

LET ME CRY LET ME CRY.

[scenic saddle]

that's alot

[split cedar]

I tried multiplayer… never again.

[split cedar]

…yup.

[scenic saddle]

u shouldn't

[vast oxide]

Do we have a problem?

[devout elbow]

It doesn’t interest me personally. I like yapping about a shared interest more than doing it together with people

[sharp kiln]

makes sense

[split cedar]

I got called a bish because I romanced Sam and another girl wanted him.

[vast oxide]

Oh you didn't mean me you mean generally right?

[scenic saddle]

ye

[vast oxide]

I was like "what did I do!?"

[scenic saddle]

damn

[narrow portal]

Unfortunately I can’t prove that I saw it because my computer doesn’t record my game at all but I just saw a sea monster at the beach which is apparently really rare

[vast oxide]

Yes he's a thing like bigfoot

You can record with obs fairly easy even if you aren't a live streamer

[scenic saddle]

been playing for a while but never seen it

[narrow portal]

I had heard of it but didn’t think I’d ever see it myself lol

[split cedar]

LMAO.

[vast oxide]

I have yet to see bigfoot

[split cedar]

I have yet to see me actually having time to tend my farm.

[scenic saddle]

if u go left cindersap forest you can see him sometimes

[bronze sedge]

you probalby have

but didnt noticed

its a dark shadow in the screen borders

[scenic saddle]

briefly beside a bush on top of the unacesscible hill

[bronze sedge]

easy to miss if you are not looking at that zone

[narrow portal]

I was talking about the sea monster in that message but yeah I think I’ve seen Bigfoot too

[bronze sedge]

oh, yeh

the sea monster is harder to find

[narrow portal]

I had heard it before I saw it

[bronze sedge]

i havent seen it yet

[verbal mountain]

I’m gonna actually try to make my house look good

First I need a shed

[scenic saddle]

do u have full hearts with krobus?

[deep meadow]

No, his 14 heart can't be mentioned here

[split cedar]

I am trying to understand the new farm layout.

[bronze sedge]

yo uare going to need like 3

[verbal mountain]

No im lame I dont do much I only need one

[split cedar]

All for kegs, of course.

[verbal mountain]

Current atrocity of a house

[verbal mountain]

glances at my one keg

[split cedar]

Every single tile shall be filled with kegs.

[split cedar]

More.

[dusk copper]

Chat does mead count as wine for the bulletin bundle?

I knew it, shouldn't have put honey in the keg, i just thought it'd be better because its faster

[verbal mountain]

Ugh I need silver star wine but I don’t have a cellar

[split cedar]

Mead is mead, wine is wine.

[formal bramble]

102 is crazy

[split cedar]

It is…

I aborted the mission and went on with cleaning my farm.

[formal bramble]

LOL

yeah man i'd just call it a day

"lewis be serious"

[split cedar]

How big is my farm?

Answer: yes.

[hybrid mural]

Social anxiety truck

[split cedar]

YES.

[formal bramble]

jesus christ

[split cedar]

Truck-kun of anxiety.

[formal bramble]

that is a lot of land

[split cedar]

My exlamation exactly.

[split cedar]

A lot of profit.

[formal bramble]

true

[split cedar]

I am already thinking how to plan everything.

Also because I saw the monstrous amount of saplings I can buy.

Let me cry let me cry all over again.

I will need at least six more greenhouses to manage everything.

[brazen whale]

I'm going to lose my mind. I thought that the wedding cutscene would trigger once I left my house

But nooo

it starts AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE INTO MY WEDDING OUTFIT

Goddamnit

the same thing happened during my first ever playthrough of Stardew Valley

but I forgot exactly when the cutscene would trigger

So now, I'm getting married in my farmer clothes

I SPENT A WHOLE PEARL MAKING THAT BRIDAL VEIL

fml

[rough plank]

damn LOL

rip

cant even go a day back to fix it

[brazen whale]

I restarted the game, but it didn't work because it saves overnight

Sigh

I think the last time this happened, I deleted my whole save file and started over

lowkey I might do that again

[rough plank]

i planted like 250 crops on day 6 and am now having to water all of them daily

[brazen whale]

I'm assuming you haven't upgraded your watering can yet, either

[rough plank]

it was y1 day 6 of spring

[hexed iris]

rip u're on switch bc if u're on pc u could go back 1 day