#stardew-valley
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Lol I thought because of the Looks that it’s Like weaker or something
I’m trying to catch a Lava eel
lava eels are one of the harder fish to catch, i definitely recommend boosting your fishing level with food buffs or using cork/trap bobber as previously mentioned
Each bobber have different function. For lava eel, i use cork bobber and eat food (food give fishing buff)
Guys I've got 2 hot peppers. I gave one to CC, my cursor is stuck with one pepper I can't click X helpp
I bought throut Soup from Willy to help me Fish it
For hard fish trap bobber for medium fish cork bobber for easy fish dressed spinner
Basically it depends what you're fishing for
Almost... done with... CC...
Nahh, the best one is the sonar bobber and the quality bobber
Can't tell if trolling, respectfully 
It's up to you what you define as best in the end
I reached skills lvl10 before CC what the hell am I doing
I feel like the author of this mod also did not agree wit hthe news about clint.
Wdym, they're the best, the sonar bobber is good but sometimes I switch it for other ones but the quality bobber is peak
@true current You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Congrats!
Both of these bobbers are replaced by fishing knowledge/skill, so it's useless to players who are considered veteran to fishing
Also, cowgrats!
Thx
Wih enough esperience, yu can kinda guess what fish you're catching based on their movement patterns
Hi everyone

How many messages to get to cowpoke lol
Example. I don't need sonar bobber because I fished for so long I know what fish I'm reeling up like 95% of the time. And for quality bobber, don't need it because I already get iridium fish.
Hewoo👋
So both of these are useless to me
How is everyone????
Sees fish shoot towards the top right off the beginning
Ooh I got a good one!!
Hi!
I am very good 😁😁😁
Good. Currently eat dinner. How are you?
I'm good, how are you
Idgi
Day three river fishing - terrified that ill get a catfish but also hoping i do just in case i can get it
Who uses the treasure bobber?
I like fishing for chests and finding random stuff in it. Fished up a diamond once
Not sure how much but you can check progress at #governors-mansion
Im doing good too, drawing some more Clint art since he got announced
What were yall talking about?

Time zones are wacky, it's 8:33am for me rn
He's dress as a clown
Thank you 🙏
Oh my god you are an angel!
Oh! Haha
This is minecraft all over again >_<
I end up installing mods to make the game more aesthetic, more cute, then BOOM. I have 40 mods
quality bobbers are awesome because its a free 500 gold 🤑
I feel like he did that just to impress Emily 
Oh good morning! 
You get me Plo
and you get me bro
I’m so excited about the news! I can’t wait for Clint to crack my geode with his big hammer 👀
hahaha Ive seen goblins reaching into the hundreds man youre all good
Joja route 💔
YEOOO LMAO
oh god I didnt think of that
🤨
I genuinely CANNOT find a good emoji that expresses my emotions rn 😭 😭 😭
Real? Thankss!
I got one 
I uh.
Have no reaction.
Its more of a mixture between
and 
Let a goat love his Clint bro
I don't get it
HELP WHY IS THAT ANIME GIRL HERE
There is only one clint lover around we WILL preserve him
Same
THANJ YOU
Shes literally in SDV???? Surely you must've seen her before 

Found the emoji for this situation
I ALSO LOVE CLINT

hahaha the riley one
???
what scout
?
hahahaha goated
what does idgi mean
I love Clint.
Maybe with the second save
You literally just said it R U TROLLING ME RN 
My bad habit is not minding Demetrius, he is not evil to me
???????
I don't give something something
?????
I just noticed in the bot channel that your username mentions Fox Mulder. Peak 🔥🔥
"I don't get it"?
THERES AT OEAST TWO OF US
Bro ironically says what the abbreviation means hello

Never change Scout never change LMAO
YEAH

Yes! I love the xfiles hahaha
Full circle moment LMFAO
I CAN FINALLY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH MY LOVE FOR CLINT I FEEL SO FREE
I'm crying
I haven't played Stardew yet actually because im saving up for a console and THEN ill get it.... enjoy the game for me.... 
All the closeted Clint lovers coming out is so wild
Like y'all was fr this scared?! Omg
understandable tho
Yes I was horrified lol
Everyone would always talk shit to me
I mean, the Clint hate is pretty common
I for real thought you were coming out to your parents by saying you like clint
LMFAOOO LIKE FR?
I'm so happy for u now fr /g
Omg that's so mean helpppp
I love how if you search the other characters and then "stardew" in the gif search, there are tons of option. But only two for Clint 🤣
With the way the Fandom reacts at even the mention of Clint, im surprised the only thing we did is stay hidden instead of burying ourselves underground like mole people
STOPPPPP LMFAOOOOOO
This would be so funny bye 😭😭
There are people who take it way too far
I'm eating and legit am cracking up being in here is a health hazard for me rn LMAO
No fr it's so sad like even in SDV
Lmao no I’ve been out since I was 17, I’m 33 now hehe
Two too many.

10 years of evolution for this
If I knew how to make gifs I’d make more Clint ones
Its time for Clint to shine
I could just make a gif of Clint exploding...
Before then we had to wait for a fish to eat for a day
Exploding full of hearts
You’re so hilarious hehe
Now we've been taught to fish so we can eat for the rest of our lives
Im VERY EXCITED ABOUT ALL THE CLINT FANART WE ARE GONNA GET
WHO DID THIS TO HARVEY??
If i was good at drawing facial hair id draw clint

Omg me too! More bear representation in sdv! ITS INFILTRATED WITH TWINKS EW
Draw him without the beard
Shave him clean and view what lies underneath
I'm actually excited to have a dad bod candidate like hello
Draw him as a clean shaven twink.
ZaddyClint
Now you’ve gone too far
90% of portrait mods be like
Shane got close but Clint is THERE right there 😍
Clint need chest hair too
YESSSSS
gang I think scout will say yes to Clint
nah man ima say no
MY MESSAGES WONT SEND curse you countryside wifi
I’m glad I only need Clint to 8 hearts and not 10
This is so funny sending rn
Frfrfr
Youre living in real life Stardew Valley omg

i was TRYING TO SAY ID RATHER DIE THAN MAKE TWINK CLINT
yeth i am
quick is Clint there quoob
LOL TRUE. glass half full kinda logic right here 
i havent found him yet...
Also how do you pronounce your name
We gotta keep searching he might be in the bushes
It sounds like a fun name to say!
Scout would probably say "Think fast, Chucklenuts!" before committing assault.
I’m still making him the last thing I do before perfection
He's either been ran out by pitchforks and torches or hiding from the haters
NO ASSAULT 
WELL fully its sequoia, just like the tree. quoob is basically boob with a q sound instead LMAK.. Like coob../koob
LOL
There's silver lining in every situation
It's okay, you don't have to lie.
hehehehehe
I was saying it like how you pronounce quinoa
My plan is to complete everything else, bomb Clint till I die, then begrudgingly friend him with a bunch of (rabbit) feet
ill actually draw the other bachelors as bears instead
I'm not saying I support it, but it is what the Scout would do.
PLEASE
Hi all! I was gonna just say hi and ask a small question or two but I was so caught off guard by the convos being had 😭
Clint angst but its with "a loving feeling" by Mitski 
Go for it. Draw Haley as a bear.
Hello! Please don’t mind us, feel free to ask anything you’d like!
ill add it to my list of things to draw (marlon and gunther kissing, a sam and vincent drawing and now sdv bachelor bears 🤤)
He said bachelors, not bachelorettes, but I’d love to see Haley drawn like that too
People will almost always help in here if they can. If not, there's also dedicated channels for tech support stuff.
That second one??
lol I’m so sorry we’re just going a bit insane in here
hey uh, where’s the Gunther and Marlon kissing where would we find that at
Wrong name there?
STILL IN PROGRESS
no.. im drawing brothers..
I want a Marlon Clint throuple
real!
Oh no worries! Can't go wrong with a little chaos sometimes, I'm not judging at all
😔 we shall be here whenever it’s ready
wedis when i finish the marlunther you'll be the first to know
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay, nevermind. I misread it because of the kissing part beforehand. That's on me.
no the kissing only pertains to marlunther 😭 dw im not a weirdo
I just realized how little mustache men we can actually romance in the game
It was only Harvey before and now with Clint its 2....
Cant wait for Gunther to be the next bachelor 
No fr where are the facial haired bachelors
Gunther the chair getting ready to marry: 🪑
i was tempted to use a Brokeback mountain scene as the reference for marlunther since it would fit for gunthers hat
I NEED him to get away from that desk
I’m a hoe for big guys with facial hair irl so
I don't think Sam could grow facial hair.
Omg bbm with Clint and the farmer
I love facial hair, or just even body hair, on characters. Gimme people who have hair!!
Why? I mean I don’t think every bachelor needs facial hair
listen here marlon and ill say it just once. we couldve had a good life together. fucking real good life. but you didnt WANT IT MARLON. So what we got now, is Stardew valley! Everything built on that, thats all we got. I hope you know that if you dont ever know the rest.
yes
which ones which is the most important part
I was just kinda just thinking out loud about which ones could.
Me talking to the voices 😭 😭
clint Ennis
but minus the wife and kids LMAO
Clint is absolutely ennis lmfao
Not for long
i think Brokeback mountain is secretly one of clints faves 
It’s mine even tho it kills me every time I watch
Cuz he's broke? 
I'd like more portrait and sprite variations for characters. Like them wearing different outfits some days, styling their hair slightly differently, bachelors could have stubble and stuff.
PFT
ITS SO GOOD i wish more people would watch it/accept it rather than assuming its dirty 😭
Ahhh I see I see. I mean some men do not have the genetics for much if any facial hair growth. I will say I can’t see Sam having any at all ever. I think it’s just his hair wouldn’t pair well…
Same with heated rivalry
I havent watched that one yet but i want to
ITS SO GOOD
That's reminded me. I know they won't but they should buff the Geode Smasher to break Mystery Boxes and stuff that aren't just regular geodes.
I can’t remember if Kent has facial hair or not
He does not.
he doesnt and i want to keep it that way so i can imagine him off at war shaving himself with a cool old razor like a classic army man 🤤
kent marriage option WHEN!!
He could break boulders with his jaw line though.
leave jodie behind
He reminds me a lot of lt. sarge
When's Update 2.0 coming, where I can finally have Kent? 
Whenever we get the homewrecker update… /hj
Stardew players really wanna incite infidelity apparently...
are you perhaps into lime army related movies/shows at all? Theres one i really liked on netflix called boots thats abt a gay kid joinging the marines not realizing what it entails LOL
Oh I loved boots! I’m such a gay man
Lmao
Ever seen pose
I got bored, sorry
Talk to her.
😟
i havent but ill look into it
They usually say when they do it.
If married yes they will
Im fishing in the cave lvl 100 and I only get trash is that normal?
😔
Infidelity in fiction sometimes bc it’s just a game >>>> infidelity in real life
Yeah I wouldn’t do it but I’m not gonna judge like all the Clint haters do ☺️
I kinda just don't vibe with it in general but you do you.
I'm only judging you a lot.
Marrying Clint or Emily is destroying the Clint/Emily relationship /j
thank you
Does Emily know about this relationship?
That’s valid ngl. I don’t really care for it, like I wouldn’t wanna break up the in game marriages bc I’m happy with the ones who are single. I can’t think of a single taken person I’d wanna romance in that game
Infidelity is only okay if I do it with Kent, sorry to everyone else
/j
It’s one sided unfortunately
Exactly!
How can I craft it where ?
yes, there's lava eel but rare to hook it
Clint and Emily would look like Ladybugs parents
Huh
I have no idea ngl. I think I got trash and Joja Cola, but I guess it kinda makes sense bc isn’t the water lava at that point?
Wait you’re right 
You dont know miraculous ladybug?
What are you crafting?
I don't marry Abigail so I have no idea. ^^'
Scarecrow
I do not
agreed!!!
I see ,new gen
I watched a fair amount of that and do not remember her parents at all.
He's Unc... forgive him
/j
idlove kent if he was single
Jodi loves him now.
It is in the recent movie , i dont watch the series
There's movies?
Id love all of the older bachelors in this game tbh...
But they made it YoungRomanceSlop Sim instead....
I only watched it because a friend made me.
If I could send images, I’d send an image of her parents bc it’s lore accurate
Dang ,it was trending
Calling Stardew slop is fucking crazy.
I remember the parents and oh my god it’s Literally Clint and Emily like one to one 😭
I don't use social media outside of Discord and YouTube.
im obsessed w haley
Wood, coal, and fiber apparently. It would be under crafting
Where is craft place?
Exactly a big guy and short blue hair woman
It’s in the menu when you pause the game
In the inventory there's a bunch of tabs you can switch to and one is for crafting.
It’s one of the tabs
Lmao.
Ohh. I have to collect wood fiber and a coal ,
Yes
trust me ,I almost tried
I can’t wait to be level 5
Imagine not being over level five couldn’t be me
I would never call Stardew Valley slop... the romance options on the other hand
/j
thwre u go
Willy would have been the better bachelor candidate.
Clint do be slop.
Thanks, I platonically love you
And so is everyone else 
Don’t tell his single fan this
Just argue about Clint. That's how I got it...
you missed it there were like five dozen earlier
We went back into hiding... Clint hate triggers us like how bug spray feels to bugs
I was unfortunate participating in my job at an irl Joja Mart at the time
Image perms are cool.
Whose we? 🤨 I’m just waiting for another opportunity to talk about him
RIPPP
So am I..... but I tackle from the ground
I dunno, it feels like you guys keep multiplying...
I say go for it anytime. It's part of the server's purpose. 
stronger than one stronger than ten stronger than a hundred men /ref
I'm like, average size.
We can finally stand up to the haters because he's becoming romanceable 
Omg guys if you could marry anyone in the game who would marry? (This is me trying to give people the opportunity they need)
I’d rather wait until more people start gushing so that it’s more on topic (though you right)
CLINT! And Caroline
One of the Cacti you get from the Desert Festival.
I just play the game for the enjoyment itself, to each one's own. 
I thought that was a guy hitting a golf ball 😭
the wizard 100%
I’m still here and will forever be here!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Wizard, Clint, Gunther, Kent, Willy, Marlon, Gus, Morris and Linus (from the current NPCs)
I dont wanna hear a word
realest ever
:( Walks it back sadly
Okay lowkey kinda bummed bro isn’t gonna be romanceable
No come back!!!
I don't really feel that strongly about any of the Stardew characters in a romantic way. I engage with it because it's there but the romance isn't that great.
(Unless youre praising me for my amazing tastes)
All fine with me besides Clint.
PFT
ikr 😔
I’m glad we got Clint but I wanted the magic one too 😔
Willy would have been better too.
Cant believe you'd date Pierre... tsk tsk tsk 🙄 🙄 🙄 /j
I love Linus platonically he is like having a second grandpa for the Farmer 🙏🙏
I wouldn't but I won't stop you.
I also wish we could marry morus
So imagine if Linus was romanceble ,would he stop taking our stuff?
Kiss him all you like.
Thats not what Im.... nevermind 
Can you put chest in a shed? I’m thinking about making one for a storage space
That one I’ll judge
HE TAKES OUR STUFF???
I would marry Shane. I will do it one day

I've done this before but this is how I picture Pierre vs. Morris as business rivals.
kissing
well that is a theory
i mean
I don’t think so
who said that....
Isn't that their goal?
👀
Im fine with him doing it because I actually like him and he lives in a tent
Let him take 1k gold for all I care

a game theory
ill make ajy kind of legal Stardew yaoi people want
thanks for watching
I don’t think he’d take gold more like the forageables and food
Blinks my eyes happily at you
Frfr like if Linus decides he needs it and I put it away, he can have it 🙏
Why would Harvey do that? 😭
People say he works with the Adventurer guy for business
stardew valyaoi club
Lost and found
The most based yaoi is obviously Wizard x Clint
Not sure how that will work but im 100% sure fanfic writers will find a way and a plot 
ill draw it
That's what I've been trying to ask him!
Thank you, Saint Quoob
Thanks elder person who's younger than me (?)
medicine and supplies cost
He does talk about taking in other patients from out of town..
aw man it isn’t center hold on
What did I miss
Thursday
Bro missed the entire day of Thursday
I missed 2 pings
Bahahahahahhahaha
Ahw shucks I missed a lot of things
Im going to bed yall, my cough is actively causing my chest to move in a way you'd think im having the sickest dance battle with myself
Byeee
goodnight hope you feel better in the morning!!!
Gngn sleep well and feel better soon
I drew Clint and Perrie in a yaoi way...
Nvm im staying for this then im leaving
Ohhhhhhhhh
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
PFT
SHOW US THE GOODS, CISCO
I prefer bara but I’m still curious
I really wanna make my farm super cozy and cute instead of optimized but I might try to do both? Make it cute and money?
YAOI?
max/max (max money max cuteness)
DMS THEN
No
Every second you aren't showing me is a second more my cough is killing me
Also incorrect it’s Pierre and Harvey/sklly
Im dying because of YOU, CISCO
Dude it's just a drawing-
YAOI IS LIFE
YAOI IS LIFE
Jinx?
Then beg for it
You walked into this situation. Been nice knowing you. 
Uh… checks notes no-
don’t do that you’ll spread your cough
Clint type chat.
Shhhh
Wave at each other from behind fifteen inch glass
FINEEE
Anyways thoughts on Sebastian X Alex for no reason what so ever blinks cutely
why tf am i getting scammed 😭
Sebastian should have higher standards.
Theyre cute together methinks
Lol
Awh cute jock x emo
I sometimes forget Nexus allows 18+ mods
I searched for some UI mods and got not so safe mods...
I need eye bleach and a pizza
Y'know I should not tell everyone what I've been drawing lately
But I'm proud to say I drew Harvey
Anyway, Cisco, I WILL be waiting for art in my DMs by morning
If I do not receive it then uhhh... idk maybe ill put a spell on you or smth
Here’s the pizza 🍕
It was the first. [JOJA]ing. Result too
WOOOOOOOOO HARVEY LOVE!!!
Thanks
Here's bleach 🥛
Thanks!
This is one of the reasons I usually just play vanilla. I don't need those things ruining an already great game. 
Even better thanks!!
Update: my cough is gone, but so is my throat
Best part
I’m sure he is hehehe
All I wanted was a recolor of the GUI, not pixel nsfw
@limber valley You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Thank you, governor.
-# Thank you.
But think about it
Think about the angst possibility
Insecure little jock with internalized homophobia falls for the cute emo boy but “oh woe is me he’s already with Sam” BUT NO HES NOT! But he’ll never know cause he’s too shy
Or think about the fluff, alex and Sebastian on a date in zuzu city and Alex who’s lived in a small town his whole life is mesmerized by the city and Sebastian just stares at him like “he’s so cute”
Which part
I WILL DIE IN THIS HILL, SURE SEB X SAM IS CUTE BUT THIS IS CUTER
Yeah. I don't like how many mods clash with vanilla and add like, idk, a city, a way to go to space or something
I've saved myself countless cursed imagery because of that.
You say it like its a sin
I. DONT. CAREEEEEEE
I wanna see art 
IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE AND ITS SUOER CUTE
live laugh yaoi
Actually, Nexus has a toggle on/off NSFW. But they shouldn't shove it on settings at the final category on a dropout box
Yaoi
?
You will only see Harvey (Not the Clint and Perrie)
I'm sorry for that
Smae things with NPCs. They make a great story but I rarely get attached to them. Unless they are extremely well written.
and my throat hurting, but I do agree that that IS secondary to Yaoi

Perrie
my bad that's just funny lol
I’ve been wanting to write a fic of them
I lov Sebastian and Alex, they don’t have a ship name though sadly
I guess I can live with that... for now 
Cola&Football?
Yaoi?
-# omg omg omg omg omg please please pleass
-# (I do not want Yaoi images, this is a joke***)
I was wondering when something would happen but didn't wanna jinx anyone.
CLAIRE, ITS FRENCH 
Your pfp perfectly matches this emoji

Yaoi art, or Terry screaming about his small yaoi obsession
Lurking are we.... 
Small? That’s small to you?
I know what you are… yaoi enjoyer
No, we’re trying to make sure the conversation in this channel stays suitable for a 13+ server
I forgot what that means
I’m actually cosplaying a character that’s just “Yaoi: the guy”
Yaoi is like Shrek, who is like an onion.... it has layers...
ManxMan
So maybe the mentions of nsfw art should stop now
What?
Live laugh yaoi
Absolutely can't agree more to that. 
You were asking about what yaoi means right? Or am I getting it wrong?
Yeah. Idk what that other word means either tho
if it's NSFW tho we should stop
Sent
Can we still talk about yaoi in a 13+ way 
Please puppy eyes
goodnight!!!
Dream of yaoi
in a 13+ way (just gay relationships ig?) absolutely!
Complicated because it’s a term used to describe all gay ships, including NSFW content but also including perfectly SFW content
MAKE THEM CUDDLE MAKE THEM CUDDLE M—
PFT
Gay
there is no sexuality based rule here, just don’t post nsfw stuff and you’re good, regardless of genders involved
Hi fellas
Look man I’ve written fics about characters just
Lovingly existing in eachother’s arms
I fucking love love
Got it! Thank you for clarifying irocendar 
#stardew-spoilers please
Chat the stray cat is trying to tempt me to bring him home
Oop I guess it was a post cc spoiler
REALLLLLLL I love the fluff ships that come out of the Stardew fandom
opps sorrry guys i didn’t realize i was in the wrong channel
Not the ||card||, the other books are tho
Anybody here listens to Deftones?
hiii
It's okay, I just can't answer you unless I'm in the other channel 
!Offtopic hey welcome! Can ask in one of these channels 
The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !
I love Deftones 
Heyyy
Hii
I gotta go now
Go back to work
Like
Imagine Alex and Sebastian at the beach, just relaxing, having a nice calm time and Sebastian makes a joke, Alex jokes “god I love you” it goes silent
“… y… what?”
“I-sorry no I didn’t mean it, like, like that”
“I wouldn’t mind if you did”
“…”
And then they kiss and Alex realises he’s gay and Sebastian teases him about it, then they kiss again, and then to go frolic in the fields into the sunset
What the
Fluff fiction
why was the chat going so fast and everyone stops when I drop my yaoi
Alex and Seb? I thought Sam and Seb was the usual ship
It is but I’m trying to convert more people
Alex can be alone. Sam and Seb sounds fine.
Shane and _____
Shane and Clint
What
Agreed
LOL
wha
That exist? Omg
Nooo I'm just saying hahahah
Lol
I never thought about Sebastian x Alex, but it's really cute!! :DD
Shane deserves better.
Perrie and who
this reminds me of my random pairing generator. I should add the new ones to it now 
Alex is super awkward and not romantic at all and then Sebastian’s like
“Looking into your eyes reminds me why I make an effort in my life” and Alex just short circuits, like they’re so cute, sure Sam and Seb is cute but not the way they are
Haley and Maru is probably the same sex couple I would never ever expect
Perrie and that man JoJo omg
Sebastian is always super romantic and Alex goes “I… uh.. y… pretty man”
i love rarepairs 🗣️
Sam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alex
Make it canon 🗣🗣🗣
Gimme my tea loving woman 
After I found out about Alex? I just realized Sam is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better
Enemies to lovers
It's the perfect plot
Alex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sam
No take backsies
Or secretly has feelings for each other
Me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you /j
Honestly, everyone has their preferences. Cool
Harvey and Shane... Is it okay chat
Those are my babes
Oki!! I was gonna keep pretending to continue with this silly “no mine’s better” bit but you’re right I respect your opinion
What if Shane x me chat
Sam isn't sexist so he's better.
SAY NO MORE GIMME
When I joined this discord, for some reason this is not the conversation I thought id walk in on lol
THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING I CAN FIX HIM—
I must say Shane x y/n
lets make a new sdv yaoi only server /hj
They actually made a game for that, it's called Stardew Valley, I highly recommend it.
Its his internalized homophobia he’s a nice guy trust
It's multiple times.
Since I drew first pov Harvey. I should draw Shane.
… I mean, I wouldn’t mind a little sdv fan content/ship server
Wait wtf
NO ITS NOT AUGH
I’m right you’re wrong explodes /silly
I'd be god at sending a lot of drawings it would be an honour
If anyone makes on invite me teehee
Though I'm mostly a traditional artist
Digital? Yeah but I don't have a tablet to draw properly
perhaps we should calm the yaoi talk here at least 😔 maybe better suited for the off topic sdv channel
I agree
Epic thing to open chat to
lol
Hello
Omg no way…
This is peak (bc y/n could be me)
It's for everynyan
Frfr
Because sharing is caring
So true
I've just joined the server and I dont have permission to use vc, is there smth im missing?
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AWWW SAM IS SO FRICKING CUTEEEEE
I gave him pizza in his birthday and his reaction was so cuteeee!!!!!!!
AAA
I also jumped 2 Heart points and got to 5 HEARTS!!
Birthdays are awesome
Right?
i just got a dinosaur egg on spring 2 year 1 🥹
it took me til year 4 to get one 
i'm genuinely shocked, my luck is usually awful ahah 
hii
hiya
Hi
Hey how do I get coop mode on mobile
I suck at fishing. I have fiberglass rod and deluxe bait. What else can I do to make it easier
Ik I’ve asked before but I hav a new phone and I don’t remember how to do it
Eat foods that give you fishing buff
!Mobilemp read the instructions here!
Multiplayer for mobile platforms is in a highly experimental stage. It is recommended you use a high performance device and connect to a PC-hosted game. You can report multiplayer crashes or major issues in #vanilla-tech-support , but connection issues are going to be common and are currently low-priority; try to avoid reporting this issue for the time being. See this page for more info on how to activate multiplayer and ideal playing circumstances.
Where do I get them? Or the recipes
I wonder if 1.7 would add cacao beans / chocolate as a product, thinking about all the recipes we could get
Willy sells the trout soup which is only +1 but pretty cheap
Willy sells some food that gives fishing birds yeah
if u need more, u can make dish o' the sea which is relatively easy to make, esp. if you are in spring
fishing 
Do hooks help?
Me theory is this releases when HC does!
Hi Steph!
trap bobber can help, but u need an iridium rod for it, which requires level 6
ohhh true forgot HC was a thing 😭
Winter, fishing lvl 4
hi ana 

Hi 👋
HRU? How's dice?
In that case, trout soup is probably the best you can get reliably, unless Gus at the saloon or the traveling cart stocks something like lobster bisque or fish taco
i'm okay how about you? i just entered winter y3 on dice wooo
how's your modded run going? (if u managed to play it 
Saloon?
WOW NICE! That's actually really good, you must be having good RNG on the 11th time around I take it?
and nope haven't played
@soft thorn do you have the kitchen upgrade
Yes
Saloon in the middle of town stocks a daily special (which you can occasionally rummage out of the nearby trash can)
Between work and discord, I haven't seen Stardew since.few days ago
BUT I just entered a specific room at 40% 
real
Which is the highest I've been in that room for first time but I did take my time completing CC
NHHILLLLL

HIII 
Welcome backkk!!

im back in the valley 
very niceeee!! i hope u get to play soon
and yesss rng was in my favor this time hehe this is the longest i've lasted on a dice save 
the new vid brought me back got me excited
YAYAYAYYY u better stay now! /hj
What pickaxe do you need to break the meteorite that's purple (I'm new)
if you have a 5 heart friendship with willy he sends you a recipe that could boost
doing a new modded save lol
I knowww!! It so nice seeing all old friends come back bc of new update news!
Yippee

The most I have is one heart with a couple people XD.
Gold
Also, welcome to the Valley!
yeah
And it comes afther copper right?
I believe if you eat the sea jelly it can give you a small boost also
How do I get that… I’ve been trying to spam crab pots
after steel
fishing rods. not sure u can get it from crab pots
Fak
unfortunately it's just random when you fish
😭 I'm sorry I'm new. What's the order if pickaxes
How do lighting rods work? Place em and forget about it?
copper, steel, gold and then iridium
Time to romance Seb for the 100th time today lol
You place them down and whenever a thunderstorm happens lightening has the chance to hit them so yeah! Basically
me w haley
Just make sure it’s in an accessible spot for you to grab the batteries
but im gonna attempt not to marry her…
Steel is afther copper? Okay cool thanks
Hm maybe I haven’t had a thunderstorm yet. Is that a thing that’s announced when you’re sleeping
DEAR GOD GIVING SAM PIZZA UNLEASHED A VERY BIG DOMINO EFFECT
Nah, you’ll see it on the news for the weather ‘thunderstorm tomorrow’, along with the little icon in the top right being a thunderbolt
whos the girl working in joja mart? looks like penny but its definitely not penny, i just saw her in the caravan
Ohhh I haven’t been checking the news.
No problem!
During the actual day of thunderstorm you’ll be able to hear thunder and sometimes even see lightning hit your farm
She has no name, that's just jojamart cashier
I heavily recommend it, it’s very useful to see when the next rain day is or stuff like that
When your name is Jojamart Cashier 
I had 3 hearts. It gave me 2 more hearts. With this, I could see the kitchen cutscene, I said it was me who dropped the snack, it led me to 6 HEARTS, which unlocked OTHER cutscene
I’m still in year one so I have lots to learn
I love domino effect cutscenes
rip talking to shane in joja mart when it says "hes not interested in talking" counts as his introduction count lmao
That’s expected!
there’s still a lot to learn about the game
I wanna say I did that and then talked to him in the saloon just fine iirc… in the same day. I could be misremembering
Pretty sure lines repeat in the saloon like with Gus
I might as well as officially date Sam still today!!
Ahhh that might be it then
yeah he still introduces himself when you talk to him in the saloon but yout technically don't have to if your purpose is just to finish the introduction quest haha, i just tested it
Starting over when switching consoles was rough
If the cutscene has friendship bonus like the snack one did
I see I see
It's really good for helping you upgrade tools. If you see it's raining the next day, you can water your plants and then put it in to upgrade, rain waters your plants next day and youll be able to get it back to water your plants yourself again the day after the rain
nvm. It has no impact on friendship...
i cant believe i turned on sdv at 1pm, its now 11:30pm and ive only just started playing day 1, talk about extreme adhd procrastination im so mad 
the game has that effect tbh
when i first started playing time flew by so fast
Executive dysfunction sucks
How does that even happen
i stopped taking my meds
but i got a puppy couple months ago so that helps w structure
the game is too good
i figured executive dysfunction was just with work but i do it with entertainment/hobby i dont get why
It’s basically like the brain’s ability to complete a task I think? You can probably look up some tips to help
nope def happens w/ entertainment as well
(unfortunately)
chatting, cooking, going to the shop, clearing my emails uh getting rid of all notifications lmao
yeah the chatting/scrolling took up like half of it tho haha
How do you get creative mode?
there is none (that ik of…)
Yeah honestly my phone negatively affects my executive function
Oh must be a mod
I be yapping on Discord when I could be up stardewing my valley or something
i think i just need to force myself to start but i almost feel sick somehow lol
like someone is holding my head saying "do this one thing"
Like it’s a demand/pressure to do it?
Bro might have bigger problems to worry about
mmhmm but i enjoy playing sdv so i dont get why even playing games feels like a chore
There is actually 0 consequence to playing Stardew. There is 0 consequence to not playing
there is no balance i might add, its either super hyperfixated for hours on end or nothing lmao, so now ive started sdv finally ill prob play for 3 hours
Yeah I get it. Maybe it would help if you thought about what you want to do when you open the game?
i made a huge list of what to accomplish in spring 1
but now looking at it seems like a chore LOL
why you doing allat just play and have fun
do little by little theres no rush to the game 
I can relate tho bc that’s how I feel about Minecraft. I wanna make a whole castle and village, but I feel insanely overwhelmed at all that needs done for it
cos i enjoy perfecting stuff, and if its not just right i feel a total loss of control and stress, basically this is what you get when you combine inattentive adhd + autism lmfao
both conditions fighting eachother = paralysis haha
Npnp
I hope you find a way to make playing enjoyable and possible for you
thank youuu, you're the best
my friend told me some super sound advice, if you really are procrastinating hard, do 5 mins of the task, like even starting 5 mins then stop
cos the starting is the hardest
Honestly I do stuff like that a lot
Whether it’s like 5 or 15 mins or something
then once you begin its like, well this wasnt that bad after all?
If I still don’t wanna do it, I can leave
yup
should i buy the junimo catalouge
Not getting everything you wanna do in Stardew in a season is okay 
I don’t know what that is ngl
me neither but curious
junimo themed items for free once purchased sold rarely at the traveling cart
the thing is
its 70k and i have 75k
would be a big dip
are they cute items lol?
Were you saying the 75k for something specific?
i think the furniture is kinda ugly
Bc I mean if not, money can be made again
i mean not really
id prob keep it, thats alotta moneyz, maybe when i have 150k to burn id buy it
yeah they have sleeping plushies and a lot of cozy vibes
Has anybody here 100% completed the game?
I have not
Just 2 more hearts and I'll date Sam!!!!
Many of us
WWWWWW
Does it take a long time
where is haley on day 1, can never find her, time to look her up
😭😭 bro if you find Haley let me know I like literally never can find her maybe I should check wiki next time
How do I befriend the whole town if some people go mia? 💔
Also, where the [joja] does Penny stay?!?!? I need to give her the hot pepper!
in pam's caravan
I imagine it does. I mean I’m 50+ hours into the game and haven’t yet, but I’m also not trying to speed run by any means
Oooh, K, thanks
Library
oh yeah
Yeah I dropped some relics off and I see her there with the kids a lot
The artifacts not relics mb
[[Penny]]
That's fair
oh thats useful, coulda done that
Sometimes you can find her sitting under the tree next to the graveyard
[[haley]]
[[sam]]
i wont spam dw, just needed them
Should I give my dinosaur egg to gunther?
if its your first incubate it
Alright
do not sell, donate or turn it into mayo
Also should I get rabbits or ducks
Dinosaur egg mayo would be so funny 😭
i'd say go for ducks rabbits later
rabbits can't reproduce and rarely drop good stuff
You get ducks first anyway don't you?
it exists
No chickens
described as having an earthy flavor
I meant after that
Yeah
I love chickens

That’s amazing
Cows are better cuz beef > chicken
rabbits do drop their feet though, which is a (almost) universal loved gift
(penny's the one that hates it)
I actually like chicken better than beef ngl
i cant not think of daisyniko now when seeing the word earthy
Only if its fried
true but they are rare
The rabbit foot is good for community center completion tho
i've only gotten 3 from mine so far
lol visions of a rabbit just casually accidentally dropping its foot, "oh whoops, lost my foot today again"
I looked up the context and I see why
at max luck/friendship/mood, it's a 40% chance of them dropping
so u just need to keep petting them, let them out to eat grass, and it does pay off at the end
sam, get out of your room i need to meet you
very useful for 100%ing the game
Can always do commands in #governors-mansion go wild even lol
You can also use the rabbit's foot for one of the secret notes
thanks haha
its kinda nice to actually be playing and not modding for once
when you're craving a specific type of fanfiction and story but none of the new ones you find on wattpad scratch the itch so you gotta whip out the laptop and write it yourself
why do i do this to myself every time
Real
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Finally
its a shame nintendo doesnt do a certified mods thing similar to bethesda's creation club (as spicy as that could end up), at least people could publish mods for approval, sdv would be sorted for another decade haha
cowgrats
Tyty
I mean you could mod your switch if you did things but
Nintendo would punish you for that tho
Become Nitendo is allergic to fun
Because*
He is so cute o my god
Best way to farm hardwood?
Frfr they priced fun (games) too high for a reason
Secret woods daily and mahogany trees
plant mahogany tree seeds, and use tree fertilizer
That is a shame for Switch players
Secret woods…?
Where you get seeds?
||Secret forest||
[[Secret Woods]]
giant stumps or logs on your farm can drop them, but requires a copper (stump) or steel (log) axe
or in ||secret woods|| ye^
I’ve got gold axe. Got all the ones on my property
Off to the secret woods you go
ah then you'll have to hit ||secret woods||
We're you trying to spoiler? /genq
does anyone use stardew.app, trying to find a museum books list on it, unless in game has one, just wanna keep track of the books, the lost books
and kill the slimes there as well
No
Okki dok, I wanted to ask before mansplaining
When you do things in the brackets like that it brings up the wiki link
Oh how do I get there
I think the wiki has them listed
it's blocked by the log above the wizard's place, in cindersap forest
Ohhhh, either it doesn't for mobile or my internet is really bad so it didn't register
Caps on the first words
ah
It’s in the following post
wiki does have the list for lost books -
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Lost_Books
I means caps on the first letter of each word sheesh brain
thanks just seeing the books are always in order, thats useful
It’s okay my brain isn’t working today so we’re in the same boat
too real
what is working
At least I'm not alone
I've been working on a map for a D&D campaign all day
thats cool, i love maps
It has fried my brain all I see are trees
drawing or using something like inkarnate?
Is that the only way to get hardwood?
how do y'all get better at fishing and mining?
That fishing is hard to catch. Can't do it
Drawing by hand
Just keep doing it or if you find the books that give experience
Mining is fine. Mining is too easy
My internet hates me
lol
I believe so
fishing is hands down the best activity in the game 
Sike
i like fishing
It’s so hard 🙁
your fishing bar size increases as you level up, which makes things easier, and there's a few different ways to increase fishing exp
- fishing
- using crab pots, available after level 3
- reading fishing books, can be found doing random activities or buying from bookseller
- building a fish pond, throwing a fish in and collecting fish products
also you can eat fishing foods to temporarily increase ur fishing level (and therefore bar size)
if you are past fishing level 6, you can buy the iridium rod and use e.g. a trap bobber to slow fish from escaping
if you are just starting, consider using a training rod as it gives u a bigger bar size - but it does limit ur fish to having no quality and limits fish types
i always have to choose bite sound 4 tho
Yeah. It's hard to fishing
i find fishing pretty easy but maybe bc ive been playing for so long
i hear the training rod is useful for lvs 1-2
Ugh
fiberglass is unlocked at level 2 yes
On my first save file I put off fishing for so long that WIlly showed up at my house
ah thatll prob be why, to get there quicker
cos exp is the same, just fish quality is always normal
-# i am personally a training rod hater, but it's just a personal preference
LOL
exp isn't the same
really? https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Training_Rod this said it is lol
fish quality, perfect catches, and treasure chests affect fishing exp
"However, fish caught with the Training Rod grant the same XP as with any other fishing rod"
ah
and fish quality affects the exp u get
yeah i just meant normal exp
for basic fishes etc. they are the same yep
but i didnt think of that tbh
if you're good at fishing, its worse to use it
you won your case, in the bin it goes
perfect catches are x2.4 exp, so training rod exists to help that bc bigger bar size = higher chance of perfecting the catch (in theory), esp. for newer players
but if u are used to fishing, then yeah training rod is just unnecessary imo
Where does Sam hang out? Wanted to give him Coke. Figured out that chatting daily and giving him Pizza and coke weekly would give me the last 4 hearts till we actually date
[[Sam]]
Thanks
u can check out his schedule here on the wiki
Sometime search where the villager was is like search where the heck your cat has gone
Can you like cook in this game
sam is great for loving cola, makes him easy to win over
Also is the mobile version still being updated
yes, with a kitchen (upgraded house) or cookout kit
So I can make like meals to give to the other people
yes!
Yup
some villagers e.g. alex loves a cooked meal, he loves complete breakfast
yep
you know what single mod i wish was just vanilla? lasting conversations, i hate missing any content, its sad how if you dont greet people past day 4 or smt they start acting is if they know you
oooh i get that, i'd like that
Sooo is it too late to get the 10th anniversary flair?
recipes can be from watching tv, or becoming better friends
i might know how one sec
Ok Thx!
urmmm im sure i saw it mentioned somewhere one moment, its not looking good 🤣
I couldn’t find the instructions anymore
it's supposed to be leaving a post on #archived-stardew-memories but i didn't see the channel

