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Ah, well one save I managed to date all 12 at once. Can only marry one (at a time anyway) though
did he get caught
wait there's 12?
seb sam
The fun of walking into the saloon Friday night with 12 bouquets and chucking them around like a madman
emily,penny,hailey,leah,abi,sandy,sam,seb
Sandy isn’t date able yet or without mods
replaying stardew after a year
seb sam alex penny maru haley emily shane elliot abigail leah and harvey
yo will 1.7 ever come out?
fingers crossed
(as if i would every choose anyone except for my wife)
in 12 years
true what about haunted choclatier? imagine if haunted choclatier release date pops up tommrow form nowhere
oi
no chance lmao
u cant give me that lo
pretty sure CA hasnt really set the release date for recent times
prolly like 1-2 years minimum
married leah last time this time prob hailey
why does our farmer get to have all the girls 😭
why u reply to me
cuz im weird
i dont remeber the song 💀
nah hes jst him and has aura
hmm
wait
i just thinking
i got amethyst for abi lol
maybe ill do penny in co op
also ive given linus his weekly dandelions
i found a gold one funny enough idk what to do with it
idk why i dislike penny
wait lets vote on the hottest girls in stardew
LEAH
ABIGAL
HAILEY
WHICH ONE?
i can see why
what do you see
what?
wdym short dawg
oh ye that was another thing that threw me away from her
shes wearing a regular ass shirt
skirt
in what way is that "short"
bro what are you on about
abi
ok nvm u dont understand
leah
i dislike her because ive never really tried to talk to her in game lmao
leave it
abiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
leahhhhh
bud she looks like a kid
ABI
looks like a kid
ok both of you are insane
This is Maru erasure
i hate maru solely because she is demetrius's daughter
and because i think dememtrius is an a-hole
Demetrius feels more like a fusion between the clueless sitcom dad and the socially awkward scientist trope
Which I get can be annoying
But I don't think he means any harm
If he were an abusive stepfather, Maru would not exist because Robin wouldn't put up with that
Leah of course
yessssssssss
I find Demetrius odd due to his way of speaking stuff
Especially his cutscene where he argue that tomato is fruit
Like what in the world lol
I understand it might be scientifically fruit but on logic sense his wife asked for fruit to make food lol
At least he admit his fault and said he will fix it so I can pass on that
The most egregious line of dialogue is his birthday dialogue
Like who responds to a birthday gift with "A present! ...with optimal timing. Today is the anniversary of my birth."
I don't even think Sheldon Cooper talks like that
I can see the tomato thing because presumably peaches are harder to come by (unless you sell a bunch of them) and Robin loves spaghetti with tomato sauce, so I could see him seeing the tomatoes and thinking Robin would like them
Yeah make sense
At night I'm always like oh just one more day and then I'll go to bed
.
Booting up Star untill Dew
nah i just hate demetrius because hes married to robin lmfao
In a perfect world, I'd be able to be in a poly relationship with Robin and Demetrius
in a perfect world i'd be able to be in a poly relationship with haley, leah, abigail, caroline, robin and jodi.
Just wait until the day we can married her in vanilla
If that's gonna be a thing really
i... dont think so
Wow
Really breaking up all of those marriages aren't you
isnt my fault the married women are actually good looking 😭
but i would feel bad for kent tho
poor guy fought his life away just for some new farmer to steal his girl
But if it's Pierre you wouldn't feel like that isn't it
oh noh he not gonna sleep
also why do u keep trying to sell me hats
no because i dont like pierre
I DONT WANT HATS
hes just as worse as joja
his prices are better
and he wins the fair with plants that I SOLD TO HIM
AND he tells people the produce are HIS
do u mean the stuff from the box?
or what?
hes a fucking nuisance
yes
just keep the gold ones till the fair
btw what do i do with a gold dandelion?
bro that doesnt work like that
how does it work then
do explain kind sir
the shit he puts in his display isnt his produce
you think that guy actually produces those crops?
in his garden?
Is there a place to report bug?
yeah i can easily win it
!officialbug
If you've checked that it's not a mod bug:
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but he wins it easily as well
Ty
If Pierre is so insecure that he needs to pretend my produce is his to feel better about himself, so be it
I'm the one with a farming empire while he can't be open on Wednesday without having a complete monopoly
gift linus
Gift haley
it feels like a waste?
or haley yeah
what else do you want to do with it
Or just eat it
throw it in the water
then do it lad
u cant?
why are you questioning us
Think you can eat forage
because i can
not dandelions
Maybe I'm wrong but I remember I ate any forage in my inventory to clear space
Ohhh
Cant wait for my next run already. Doing four corners now and learned a lot and will do the regular map next time and community center instead of joja
Nicee
first run?
Kinda
Easier for me to grind gold right now. I'm quitting vaping (for the love of God don't ever start) and it's harder to concentrate on dialogue and specific tasks
This game is great for giving me dopamine lol
It's mainly so you can choose what you want to upgrade first when making enough money
i wonder if she knows about getting coal from minecarts
@exotic windu are a she/her right?
No I've just got my profile pic set to Shania Twain
It made me remember passing by 40 of those when I start learning the game
Oh yeah
lmao
its like 6 free ingots
also if u go down to the mines just collect the stones
its free gold or building materials
getting ur first gold is rough tho early game
the best u can do is wait for crops to grow
and plant good stuff
I'll be a lot more prepped for next run. Right now I'm in fall year 2 and already raking in the cash but learned a lot of stuff late like mahagony tree farming and animals
The fun started when you start knowing a thing or two while progressing
If you'd find it helpful to have a companion app to help you track things, I recommend Gunther's Library
Even as someone who's been playing the game for 5 years, I still have to look things up sometimes
Should I sell tea leaves outright or should I do something to them
You can pickle them in a preserves jar for more profit!
Well, I just wanted to eat food the same frame a bomb blew up and now my game is stuck
didnt know that could happen
Or keg to make green tea
How much they cost per one?
4 pigs + 4 sheeps + deluxe barn
and 4 goats
Probably 200k
total earnings or balance?
(Total earnings)
...
oh..
Is it bad I’m scared
uh its a bit low but itll suffice ig depends on playing style
It’s my first save in stardew valley where I play seriously lol
this is me at the end of summer y3, and ive never really been a money-focussed player, more of just chill
All of them!
I have the statue of perfection
I didn’t lol
Ooh so you completed everything then
Statue of perfection is when u do all the candles
Yea not the "real" Perfection
!checkthepins that can't be discussed here, friends
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woopsie daisy
Sorry!
I’ve also gotten my first ancient fruit which I’m really excited about, it’s nearly grown now
NO I MISSED THE ||JUNIMO PLUSH|| BY LIKE TWO SECONDS
Mermaids pendant would be a loved gift by Elliot if it wasn’t a way for marriage
I prefer Tiller then Artisan myself. But between those two, I'd go with Shepherd to assist with a pig empire.
why do u say so
I usually go Tiller -> Artisan cause I process a lot of crops, but I think Shepherd is more profiatble than Coopmaster
but it also depend on what animals is inside the coop and barn
Just cuz
i found out too late that u can learn recipes from tv on sundays
It looks like something he’d like
hmm
its okay, they will do a rerun once all the recipes has been aired
i didn't use tv at all in my first two years ☠️
you should try regularly checking your luck
what do u do on bad luck days
I just run around and talk to everyone
I dont really avoid any activity except mining on bad luck day
oh okay
Can you put a fire quartz in a crystalarium
Any mineral can be put inside
yess you can
Cool Il do that bc they don't want to spawn for me
Has anyone thought how the crystalarium works
Just put any mineral you want inside then just wait for few days
No like mechanically
Hmm never really thought about that really
you can WHAT
On Mon and Thu the tv will give tips and on Sun a recipe
Oh wow
That’s so nice to know, always wondered how to get new recipes
I always forget that and the travelling cart on a sunday 🤣
also guys, i just upgraded my coop to be able to house 8 animals
Should i do 4 chickens 4 ducks or 8 chickens
Completely up to you but normally I do 4 of each at the beginning of game
I like some ducks, but I always have more chicken
hi chat
Which is more profitable though
i think duck mayo can sell for more money? I thinkkkk
Hello rund
you need duck for cc
Okay so 4 - 4 ?
4 - 4 is good quackersss
yes, but they dont give eggs everyday
yes't yes it does but lower g/d
TRUE! THEY DONT
hi
but their feather sells for a lot
forgor about the feathers so it could beat a chicken
ducks can jump in the pond tho 😉 Always cute
its completely up to preference
you need a duck feather for CC so you want at least 1
i’ll do 4-4 then, it feels right
i may run a test to see what animal makes the most money it can
also 4-4 on cattle and sheep?
Im sorry but this game is too underrated! what a lovely game to play in an era of hardcore competitive games
I think chicken is superior for early game, end game you have other type of chicken thats also profitable
yes you can go 4-4
Duck Mayonaise feels more consistent as a cash product when compared to basic mayonaise
mayonaiseeeeeeeeeeee
how do ya all get ||large eggs|| and what not?
If you get Iridium Mayonaise then they are around the same but Duck Mayonaise on average sells for more
I wouldn’t buy Sheep, Rabbits give you wool. Pigs are way better.
but sheep is kawaii
You get them later though
befriend your chicken
Pigs are just a way better profit source, Truffles with Botanist is insane cash flow
actually 1.6 sheep may be better now
Really? I thought Pigs are still better
also lots of people just see how much they sell for and forgor the amount or time
You talking about the truffles or the pigs?
after all the dehydrator is a gold quality maker
duck mayo
how long does big egg take?
Oh yeah the dehydrator is underrated, you get a free one if you choose mushrooms in that cave
You get early raisins, which is nice
Kind of outclassed by Kegs later on but still good
Not really worth it
I usually get my recipes in mail
I end up hoarding whatever food I buy in my chests
I dont know how many heart it takes but they will give you large egg eventually
Like I usually only buy Spicy Eels in the Skull Cavern
Just watch tv and mail
what is that meant to mean
once you full hearts your chicken, it will always give large egg
Which you can trade Rubies for
375g is duck mayo you have to divide that by 2 because it takes 2 days to make an egg , so 187.5 , 2.5g less than chicken
What’s the best machine a cranberry can be put into? I heard dehydrator but I’m not sure
i was at it for 2 years on my previous playthrough lol i quit
yes, there are recipe that you can only get from tavern
omelet
Yeah I think that is the triple espresso shot?
||You can get recipes from watching " queen of sauces" on each Sunday through Tv. If you missed it rerun on Wednesday||
I am sorry
That is the one meal I bought
how much does oil cost
maybe what you are referring to is not large egg... but another egg
i forget
u need it for community bundle
hi eveone
omelet you get from tv
Help me outttuhhh🙁🙁🙁
That’s excluding Artisan tho
100
its large egg then... did you pet your chicken? it shouldnt take that long for a full heart
I mean it’s probably better still but idk
yes dehydrator is good
i pet it so much
that doesn't matter because both and chickens have the lead
was i just being unlucky?
Wdym by both?
I did base price for both mayos
hi?
hi
yes, even small egg still generate more profit than duck mayonaise
yeah that's what I'm saying
hi
the other factor is the duck feather, but their spawn rate is low... so i would still go chicken
how do i make oil
how is eveone?
corn or sunflower on oil press
it wants corn or sunflower seeds
Hiii
artisan doesn't matter because chickens have the lead
hii everyonee
lmao
hi
why do machines process faster from 2 to 6 am?
sunflower process faster than corn if you need it fast
BTW with artisan the lead grows to 3.5g
and this is not including big eggs or feathers
hi, I'm new here
why do people hate mixed seeds?
so it could balance out with them
sunflower and not the seeds, the seeds process longer than the flower
or is do they not hate them and its just more profitable to sell them out?
I hate it cause its mixed 
u dont like the rng
u make me sad
it just ruin my crops rotation
personally i love mixed seeds
Okay maybe in fairness I think the speed is what makes basic Mayonaise better. I just assumed that with artisan you get more money but the time makes it only marginally better. I still get ducks anyways becuase of the community Center bundles
u have a cwop wotation
and its not as satisfying as having one full row of the same crops
boy hates the crop fairy then XD
Personally I didn’t put much thought into it because I just use Wine as the main money making. Shed is the one I get before coop/barn
with a passion 
??? what is going on?
I just let it sit there until all the crops grew
real
hate of mixed seeds
i had a game idea and forgot to make a note of it........... I have now forgot what it was
oh ok
mixed seeds are just mixed seeds, but seasonal seeds are named according to the season
at Max out ie you get an egg and a feather for ducks and the chicken makes all big eggs. the duck does beat it by 27.5/d , with artisan it's chicken with a lead of 11.5g/d
ok?
the wild seeds
mixed seeds and the seasonal seeds are different
ok?
Mixed seeds are okay early on but overtime you phase them out for more useful seeds since you likely have enough money to splurge on Starfruit/Rhubarb seeds for wine profits.
well ye but this still doesnt make sense
Seasonal Forage Seeds are great for Tea Saplings, I got the vault that way
they're basically the same
Only issue is getting Caroline to 2 hearts
mixed seeds are obtained by sources like artifact spots but seasonal seeds are either bought or crafted with that season's foragables, and in turn produce forage for that season. seasonal seeds are great for early game as well as tea saplings
?
im asking him about his logic
You can probably get it earlier
regarding mixed seeds and season seeds
wild seeds will grow at the same time, meanwhile mixed seeds doesnt
You okay?
yes i am jost bord
im asking why u hate the mixed seeds
Oh do u wanna do a game?
and not the seasonals
yes
hm just wondering lol how can u be bored if u own sdv
but i dont wont to play rn sorry
You can, sometimes I get bored of the same game but come bk to it
ok
You can get burned out. I love Stardew but can't play it anymore
mixed seeds dont have the same grow rates, its annoying and not effective
ok
Well they don't have the same grow rates cause it spawns various different crops lol. They're useful to craft fiber seeds tho
Mixed seeds are free money
and there is also a chance that you can get a 13 days seed, if you plant mixed at the end of the month you cannot harvest it
:]
yes, and thats how I used it too
:}
I just never bother to plant mixed seeds cause its not worth it
Yeah fair, I don't really like planting the mixed seeds either unless it's like first 2 weeks of spring
After that I just save them for fiber seeds
You guys are really low-balling mixed seeds
On my first playthrough I'd throw away the mixed seeds because I didn't know what they were
And I played on the forest farm
I mean like eventually you're gonna have your sprinkler plot and fill it with the crops you want, so mixed seeds don't have a use there. And like Ren said, having your entire field out of sync is really annoying
I've only ever seen them as an extra source of revenue
I just hate that they can leave bald patches in my farm if I harvest the early seeds 
I have a certain area of my farm dedicated to miscellaneous seeds
That's interesting
waste free farm
helps the environment
Is it explained at some point how Pierre is able to undercut Joja in shop prices? Makes no sense to me
By definition Joja should have lower prices
I can get behind that, but I feel like if you play it right, you can get a good amount of money from them
?
I have tried this to use up all my mixed seeds, but its just not worth it
I hate how they look so disorganized
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#town-square message thoughts?
?
personally i think its valid
ok?
check the linked message
ok
I would definitely romance her, she would be my first choice
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how did u find that from 2021
its called pinned messages :3
Its pinned
oh i didnt know it was pinned LMFAO
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which one is the mods channel that I can ask questions in?
Also, CA said in town square that if he was ever to add new marriage candidates, Clint was high on the list of possibilities
So maybe Clint marriageable in 1.7
#stardew-valley message ngl we needed this @cedar berry best mod lmao
#modded-stardew overall. #1272025932932055121 if you need help
ok?
toothless are you asking a question i am confused 🤣
Really? I was worried he'd be low on the list because of the Twitter poll
Linus got more votes than him 
hoot hoot
honkshoo mimimmimimi
no
hoot hoot? what XD
ok?
okay
He probably wants to give him a redemption arc from all the hate with Emily
emily or marie?
wait nvm
SPOILER THAT
Emily lol
Huh
whos marie.. LOL
people not careful with spoilers
the girl who sells animals
Think they meant Marnie
marnie ye
Thats Marnie
oh Marnie ok
Linus dont need a redemption arc, he is a great guy already
what did linus do
i meant piere
oh
tbf he gave u the farm for free
and he lets u live there
THATS YOUR GRANPA
you sully your grandpa by saying its from Pierre
well he could just say fu and say is mine
Did you watch the very first cutscene in the game where your grandpa dies and leaves you a letter giving you the farm??? 😭😭
i go court now
yes but thats not my point
Noo??? It belonged to your grandpa and he gave it to you
Pierre can't just take your property
but the land isnt his?
Yes it is? 😭😭
Pierre couldn't just say the farm is his
IS THE LAND AND THE HOUSE GRANDPAS?
ofc not 
ok nvm
YES 😭😭
Pierre is not built for farming
honkshoo mimimi
i thought he might have some ownership over it
By that logic I'll just go to the farmers in my area and take them to court and get their farms cause I say it's mine
i mean pierre tries to preserve the community center
Our land (insert communist music)
he tries to preserve his shop is all basically
He just runs the general store. He doesn't own the town or anything
wait
whattttt??? He just doesnt want his shop losing customer
do u mean frank
He's just a greedy salesman
is the mayor pierre or louis
not frank#
Lewis
Lewis
i got my shit mixed up
LEWIS
Wow, you really are lost with the names
OK WAIT
Lewis 😭
I SAID FRANK IM DEADDD
Redemption arc for lewis?
How did you go from Linus to Pierre to Lewis
Nah he is just as rotten as Pierre
they have similar spellings
Nah
Sure...
eggsplain yourshelf
its bcs of Marie
the only thing he does is sleep with marnie
YEaaaaa
as far as im aware
The only thing you're aware of
Lewis isnt that bad
u dont want to finish that sentence
nooo booo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
He let the CC go to ruin
on that note i am gonna restart my PC!!
He repairs it eventually
He has a ||gold statue|| of himself. Why is he using money for that instead of not letting the community center go to shit
You got mad about spoilers before so that's all I'll say
WE repair it
Wrong, YOU and the junior repair it
Lewis does NOTHING
well at least he doesnt sell it off
he actually gives a fuck and says dont sell it to joja
He almost did
he does sell it off if it wasnt for you to fix it
He didnt sell it cause we come to Pelican
If he gave a fuck, he wouldn't have let the cc get to the state it's at
if u do joja run, he sells it to them
what if no one used it
Like, the whole town cares for the cc. He definitely has money. He just didn't care
well yes but thats player choice again
everyone used it, its implied
THATS NOT HIS CHOICE
i dont see the implications
Dialogue says people did, gameplay shows people using it and cutscenes shows everyone there when it is repaired
it is his choice, lewis has his own mind he chooses to follow what we say
honkshoo mimimimi
are we even playing the same game 😭
In his game Pierre gave us the farm
Heyhooo, I found 2 Buggs in the game and wanted to share it, so it can be fixed.
But I don't know where I can share it 😅
tbf i never fully repaired the community center
!officialbug
If you've checked that it's not a mod bug:
- Report gameplay bugs to the Stardew Valley developers here: https://forums.stardewvalley.net/forums/12/ (do a quick search first so you don't report something they're already looking into).
- Report typos or translation errors here: https://forums.stardewvalley.net/forums/32/
Alternatively, you can emailsupport@stardewvalley.net
hush child im bad at lore
then i wouldnt suggest arguing about it to a local legend
honkshoo mimimimi
only a nitro booster
looks like all of us when he said pierre gave us the farm
🤣 I'm just jokingggg
"pierre gave us the farm"?
HAHAHAH FR
did he actually say that lmao
so lewis is bad because he doesnt repair the CC and he sleeps with marnie
so he does one thing and it makes him bad?
i'd be surprised if pierre, being the absolute prick he is, could tolerate living and managing a farm like ours' lmao
he would just not feed his animals on a wednesday
There's more lore you don't know
LMFAO REAL
Sleeping with Marnie is not the bad thing
Him sleeping with Marnie is fine, the point is that he hides his relationship with her and doesn't treat her with respect.
He also lets the community center go to shit and lays it on a farmer that showed up 5 days ago to fix it, which shows bad management of money and resources.
He also has a ||solid gold statue|| of himself, which implies that he prefers using the money for selfish means rather than helping the town.
- he is genuinely a thief
- he sleeps with marnie
- he forces her to stay shut about the relationship
- hes generally a shit mayor
- he let the ENTIRE TOWN go into disrepair
the bad thing is he doesnt want to come clean to everyone abt him dating Marnie cause it can plummet his already bad reputation
thief?
not the gold statue
yes.
if he didnt steal all the money he got from taxes for himself why would he have a solid gold statue
why does he force marnie to stay shut?
The only positive thing I can say about lewis is that he empties our shipping bin every night and that he works with the town to make the festivals happen every year
of HIMSELF
wuh
That's all
BECAUSE OF THINGS
myb he was rich b4 he moved in?
HE CANT TELL
He says that it would look bad for him if he was dating, which makes no sense
BECAUSE
WHAT THINGS
No reason, he's just stupid and doesn't respect Marnie
HEH
HE CANT TELL BECAUSE OTHERS CANT KNOW - I WILL LEAVE THIS OPEN TO INTERPRETATION
are you kidding me?
Marnie for Marlon in 1.7 pls
Frrrrr
does he acually force marnie to stay shut?
yeah
or does he just tell her to shut
im pretty sure lewis has lived in stardew for all his life, i dont see him becoming rich from living in a town in a small valley thats half broken lmao
how does he force her?
Yes, because the first thing people do when they become rich is get a gold statue and become poor again
Narcissism, Lewis is a narcissist (yes I know im not part of the conversation, just wanted to say smth)
they've all lived in stardew
we're talking about pelican
no they havent
Not all. Leah lived in the city iirc
no it isnt
or whats the world called ffs
i dunno hwo to do cover spolier thing
stardew is the valley name and its located in ferngill republic
no, its the game tittle
Stardew is a part of the world, not the whole world
do || on both sides
or type /spoiler
I reached level 5 in Combat. Is Fighter better or Scout? I think Fighter, but?
Fighter
there are other empires/countries in the world of stardew valley the game
fite
I usually go Fighter
Like the gottoro empire
||lewis threatens her relationship, if she tells||
Who is at war with ferngill iirc
the ||fern islands|| are also a separate region'
Hence Kent
yes ||kent|| says so on his return
||and there is zuzu city||
Yeah, we get to see it in a cuscene
man idk why but only being able to hear about it makes it kinda bittersweet
From far away
What's a good path/class (idk what they are) for foraging level 5 (or whatever level i get it at)
relationship?
||sebastian 10h scene right?||
with who?
how clueless are you lad
Forester is honestly very good, but later on you wanna swap to the other tree cause of botanist. Forester lvl 10 skills aren't good
Yup
no the phrasing is weird AF
||marnie and lewis's relationship will be over if she tells about it||
with these brains im amazed at how you had the ability to battle lore with a local legend
I could be a local legend and know nothing about the game
Alr. And (sorry if im asking too much) is it farming or foraging that gets me wine barrels/kegs
Farming lvl 8!
im pretty sure most boosters wouldnt splurge money on something without knowing a decent bit
Also you can never ask too much
Ok ty
however that may be incorrect
ok hush child
Booster? I'm not a booster
one day sharky might make local legend and still think pierre owns our farm
I usually take Gatherer cause I want Botanist as my lvl 10 profession
what is the local legend role for then?
stop bully me ovo
iirc it was for boosters
Level 2000+
or am i fucking stupid
...ok so youre telling me you could be level 2k and not know much about the game
Role for booster is "coines" and it doesn't overlap your level roles
fairs
right-o
Yes. You could talk only in the offtopic channels
And barely have played the game
yeah fairs
i dont see a coines role
But alas I do know a lot about the game cause I chat here a lot
you could talk with your eyes closed and not read anybody elses msgs
Yeah cause like I said I'm not a booster
Pls 😭 Imma start doing that
honkshoo mimimimimi
w h a t
we need to
yes
this lmfao
Just use voice to text lol
That's Lowkey what shark was doing when he said Pierre was gonna take out farm from us
hiii
Ok ok that's all the shark jokes for today
i got some stuff mixed up lol
I know, I'm just messing with you <3
we gonna look dumb when 1.7 comes out and it acc turns out pierre gave us the farm
LMFAO NOOO
theres a mod which gives us a portrait of haley in a ponytail and oh my GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME im in love all over again
The plot twist...m
I will rage quit
LMFAO
He was grandpa's grandpa
Imagine
bro hasnt aged
||/spoiler the letter we got from our grandad, was actually what pierre had in his shelf||
good job
I mean the statue in the wizard's basement can change your name and appearance, who's to say it cant change age
Pierre secretly a vampire and is actually 150 years old
we do for winter and beach but no other variety
There's winter outfits
Since 1.6
ig we could have some for the festivals or for like diff days when married
do they have to go to the wizards basement to change into their winter outfits XD
nooo haley has her own dresser
woman
or do they pay pierre?
woman
How do they get in free???
woman
Sam having to go to the shrine to change his hairstyle to have the beanie
I can see it
they are friends with the wizard they gave enough gifts and payed pierre
nah they js pray to yoba 😭
Where'd they get all the mushrooms then... heck why do they HAVE all the mushrooms
yes HAHA
magic shrooms 💀
enough
payed demetrius
too far
LMAOOOO
Nuh uh
demetrius owns the mines
i wouldnt be half surprised
@rose roost You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Believable tbh, he lives right there
Cowgrats
cowgrats
i can finally nuke chat
ty @fathom fable
And be nuked in return
Why?
woahhhhkay
emily got body like a vase
bro WHAT
Are the junimo's just apples?
do u know the green thing is sharky
that is a WILD statement to make on the official SDV server
its not even a bro
are u sure about that
Try chewing on one to see what it tastes like and report back
no it will hurt!
Welp time to go murder a junimo
@plucky girder sorry friend just gonna take a bite of you to see if it's apple
when the junimos wee, it makes apple juice and that is sold by pierre who owns the farm
nom yup they're apples
i wouldnt be surprised if there's a mod for that
sweet and salty?
yes
interesting
God I hope not
You need a mod (jk)
hell nah
i regret making a nexus acct
It's best we don't talk about that
why did they fall in muddy puddles ?
But yes, there are bad mods out there that we ignore
because they werent wearing their boots
tbh I already had one called in on me for a minor offense
smh you should always wear your boots!
You're honestly hilarious pls don't go bald ever
Dang
Bald? Excuse me
who is best mod
my hair will never depart from this head
@orchid saffronaaaaa frierenn hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Good
youre actuall quite funny please never become a lewis supporter
ovo
whos funny kai
do mods respond to pings to chat
next update should add ability for us to run for mayor frfr
i wonder
me obviously but other than that you
we did give lewis his house after all
There's a mod to kill (or atleast send to the hospital) npc's so you could just kill Lewis
no i want to see him suffer
You can see him suffer... in a bed
does summoning mods not work?
@hidden shoal is the absolute worse, she's a bully and she smells and she's my #1 enemy in all the world
even to just chat?
ive only interacted with elli so far
If they're online they can reply, but that doesn't mean it's a great idea to ping people you don't know just because
go into depression from not being able to win again and slowly start destroying the town and finally becomes insane and destroys our farm overnight and finally ends with him dying when we restore our farm afterwards
peak lewis storyline
Nah steal marnie from him
despite what you just did 🤣🤣
marlon can have her
Well I've known Zoe and Kaci for years so they have to put up with me annoying them cause we're friends
Wooooow, banned
Oh okay u do know them
Yeah I know these 2 goofy beans since before they were mods
Who's David?
I came in here expecting a mod ping and the chat on fire but get this instead 
Sometimes! In this case the mod comes with a reminder to the channel to be on topic and also a reminder that comments and mods about violence towards the NPCs (or anyone!) are against our rules 
wow
Sorry I'll give back the piece I bit, ty for participating in the experiment ly (also saw the bracelet and it's awesome glad you went and got it)
Do they know they know you david?
we were talking about hospitalising npcs 5 seconds ago
(I am contractually obligated to check the surrounding conversation if I have been summoned. Signed in permanent marker, even)
i just pinged because frieren
lol
I hope it was tasty at least
(yessss, she was so sweet and the Shane stickers AAAA)
have the mods just got out of a meeting cause they all come at once
The fire is right there look 🔥
fascinating
maybe don’t do that 💔
Well, 3 of us were pinged directly
1.7 will add frieren trust
Well all 3 were pinged
well i did ping a 4th

oh whos pinging all the modds
personally i blame david
After the concert yesterday, I want to get home, snuggle in my new hoodie, and load up my farm fr
not blankie?
But no stardew blankie 
er wow me an kaci have the same
ooh overwatch player poggies
bio
No 😭
do u still play or?
fren?
That's how you know we're the best
We truly are
same wuh
this chat is harder to figure out than a paradox yk that
and not in a good way
I'm scared to load my save and see where I left off
I sawww, hope you had a great time!
a paradox where pierre gave us the farm?
i dont take responsibility for killing chat
she only has one save
😮
I have way too many, I procrastinate
so which one was it now is the real qn
also who u dating
I restarted recently, so want to get back on that one 
Currently, been romancing Harvey 
Harvey is a sweetie
He isssss
(why am i surprised she isnt dating a girl)

Lmao, I love all the girlies
who was ur first girlie tho
They have a special place in my heart
mine was abiiii
I don't really go for anyone haha. The first NPC I actually romanced was a modded character. Harvey is my first vanilla character 
I couldn't possibly choose between the girls haha

is this ai gen btw?
i cant tell i suck at telling if its ai gen or not
idts
Who is Samson? The blonde one?
this one ik is ai gen

What did this mean 😂
What u saying bout kaciiii
If you know it's AI, please refrain from posting it
also, try keep ontopic in this channel
righto
I'm pan (love that auto correct tried saying panicking)
she's bread
tasty
town square was having a discussion earlier about how in french bread is pain
but pronounced pan
Who do u think im dating
They're interchangeable 
Oh yeah im french
boy or girl? (for dating)
hmmmmm Haley? 
thats kai
wdyt im planning to date
(straight)
Abigail again?😂

naur
If he is... valid
Hahah yesyes
I meant Leah
guess again
Nope
Dam
uh hmm
All the options are good
love them all in their own way
Boy atm
Seb
cant be emily
sam
I can't really figure out who you like... difficult to guess

Yessss!
yours is clearly pierre
Ew
just a normal girl
Damn
david loves pierre this is true
This is untrue I dislike Pierre
well if robin was a marriable character... i'd still marry haley
Joja supporter smh (jk)
It's okay David 
Lmao u getting bombarded on this one
He is a joja supporter too
@hidden shoal would u date robin if she was dateable?
Life is better with Joja.
Join us. Thrive.
I love joja I love Morris
samesiessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
🤝