stardew-valley

[turbid plaza]

||only while downed||

The’rey are not that many!

[manic atlas]

Full potential super saiyan shane

[covert granite]

this is so cursed

what the freak

[manic atlas]

look at the chicken 😭

[covert granite]

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT

OH MY GOD WHO MADE THIS

[covert granite]

that person needs to be contained

[manic atlas]

lmaoo 😭

[covert granite]

that thing should not exist 😭

[lavish basin]

That's shane's early build

[covert granite]

"with great power comes great responsibility"

[manic atlas]

yep. https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/7188

[lavish basin]

He started off with the one on the left, hence the mod

[manic atlas]

fuckin love it

[covert granite]

😭 HAHAHA

[manic atlas]

i dont think the chicken was part of it david 😭 i might be wrong tho

[coral swallow]

I respect the improvement

[covert granite]

yeah why did the chicken get infected too

og shane really is something

[manic atlas]

only portrait where he's smiling 💔

[covert granite]

hot take but i really liked long hair maru

her current design is still super cute thoguh

[silver magnet]

hi can someone help me

[manic atlas]

forgot maru existed.

[dire rover]

how do i level up fishing fast

[covert granite]

justice for my girl 💔

[covert granite]

just fish

[manic atlas]

fish

[covert granite]

perfect fishing + chests

go for harder fish for more exp

[molten coyote]

What do I do with oysters

[covert granite]

what do u need help wih

[covert granite]

sell em or sashimi em idk

[manic atlas]

no, go for easier fish for perfects.

[covert granite]

mb 😢

[manic atlas]

perfects are 2.2x exp

[silver magnet]

is the chest the only place you can sell crops also whats the fastest way to get money for the bigger inventory

[dire rover]

i am NOT catching fish hat

[covert granite]

the shipping container (im assuming thats what ur calling chest) is not the only place, u can also get money by selling at the respective stores

ores and gems at blacksmith, crops and forage at pierres, swords and monster drop at adventuer's guild etc

easy ways to get money is to fishing

if u have a fish smoker it doubles the price of the fish

[silver magnet]

how do i sell crops at pierres

[covert granite]

just go to him with ur crops, and click on the ones you want to sell from ur inventory

the things you cant sell should be grayed out

[silver magnet]

ok thank you

[covert granite]

he has to be in the store selling stuff though

[dire rover]

what is a return scepter

[covert granite]

so you cant just walk up to him when hes hanging out in his bedroom or in the shop asiles

[covert granite]

pimp rod

its 2 million to act as a perma farm totem

rich person stick

[molten coyote]

Ok guys i got a horse and it was a good investment def rec

[dire rover]

purple stick with string is better

[molten coyote]

Named him spanky

[covert granite]

wonderful choice

[molten coyote]

Thanks

[covert granite]

np

[molten coyote]

Cause I wanna spank his ass

[shy whale]

can bombs dmg me?

[covert granite]

BRO WHAT

[covert granite]

yeh

[molten coyote]

Ye

Lol

[covert granite]

i dont have a horse in my y7 farm

idk why i just never got one

[molten coyote]

Untill I get coffee or foods that increase my speed its nice

[manic atlas]

how many people are LURKING

[dire rover]

whats the purpose of butterfly powder

[manic atlas]

I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THERE

[covert granite]

IT KILLS YOUR PETS

[dire rover]

i could just sell the animal

[manic atlas]

ENGAGE

[dire rover]

just sell it

[covert granite]

ur pets not the aniimals

u cant sell ur cat or dog or turtle

👹 👹 👹

it literally just makes it go away

[keen lava]

Hallo

[dire rover]

bold to assume my pet turkey isnt a pet

[covert granite]

helloo

[keen lava]

RATEATER

[covert granite]

where did you get a turkey 😭

[covert granite]

WHA DO U KNOW ME

[dire rover]

egg

[keen lava]

THERES A SERVER FOR EVANGELION?

[covert granite]

YESSSSS JOINNNNN

[keen lava]

YESSSSS

[dire rover]

they're both pretty chill

[covert granite]

ive never heard of a turkey animal before

[keen lava]

DONE

[dire rover]

where do you think you get the meat

[covert granite]

they are all a bit strange but most people there are pretty cool 👹

[molten coyote]

Can you take the minecart with your horse?

[keen lava]

Alright I giv up trying to grind for quality sprinkler

[covert granite]

U CANT GET MEAT IN VANILLA SDV???? 😨

[covert granite]

noe :<

[dire rover]

oh right i forgot this was stardew valley

[keen lava]

I'm gonna buy the gold 😭

[molten coyote]

Awh but it makes sense

[molten coyote]

Na just go mining

On lucky days

[covert granite]

farmer canonically only eats fish and bugs for meat

[keen lava]

I just hit floor 40 today

[manic atlas]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Bug_Meat (Technically 🤓)

[dire rover]

wrong

[covert granite]

ts looks like brains

[dire rover]

acorn and pinecone

[manic atlas]

fucking real

[covert granite]

ok was it just me but the first time i entered the mines the designs for the bugs scared the hell out of me

[manic atlas]

seriously how many lurkers are there right now

[keen lava]

Which floor do u get gold on

[covert granite]

fifty million

[manic atlas]

just you 🥀

[covert granite]

i think its lv 80+

[covert granite]

😭 they were so creepy

[keen lava]

Okay I'm buying the gold NO WAY I'm going that far

[dire rover]

should i sell my animals

[covert granite]

nah you will dwdw

[keen lava]

I'm only gonna spend like 20k on the gold

[covert granite]

okey dokey have fun lol

[dire rover]

theres a funny item on floor 120

[keen lava]

Lol I need to eat 3 salads rn per day to finish watering

[dire rover]

also the elevator

[keen lava]

We all know what that is 😭

[covert granite]

get sprinklers

best investment ever

[keen lava]

Yeh thats what I'm buying the gold for

[dire rover]

i forgor what it is

[keen lava]

.....

[timber blaze]

[dire rover]

should i use iridium sprinklers

[keen lava]

Is it even worth getting melons in summer if ur not gonna process it

[ornate plank]

best sprinkler in the game so yes

[keen lava]

Unless u rlly hav to not rlly cuz quality and iridium ain't that different

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[ornate plank]

good to work towards

[keen lava]

I take back what I just said

[dire rover]

well i dont process my strawberries and they still fetch a pretty penny

[covert granite]

probably but id go blueberry

just cause they give so much and are regrowth

[ornate plank]

not that different ⁉️⁉️

8 vs 24 tiles

[keen lava]

Yay I just wasted my summer

Forgive me bro I'm just yapping from smth I saw in a vid 😭

[ornate plank]

melons are still a solid crop

just not as good as blueberries

[keen lava]

Yeh true I got like 30k from it the first time

[ornate plank]

iridium sprinklers arent something to rush for but once youve got the mats for it its definitely a huge upgrade

[honest kernel]

agreed

[keen lava]

Ahh damn k

[dire rover]

should i process my sweet gem berries

into like wine or something

[wraith rivet]

you can't

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[ornate plank]

make sure to ship one plain for shipping achievement and ||save one for reasons||

LOL

[strange breach]

For sure! 😄 Have you played SDV a lot recently?

[lavish basin]

I know it wasnt lmfao, just meant his look

[dire rover]

save it for eat

[ornate plank]

NO

HAHAHA

[manic atlas]

i didnt think you did, i just thought it was funny the mod added it for no good reason lmao

[keen lava]

Is Summer squash gud?

I'm just using it as food rn

[dire rover]

regrows fastish

[ornate plank]

its best used for energy really yeah

doesnt sell for much

[sacred pier]

@lavish basin does daily luck affect getting irid ores and prismatic shard from the meteorite

[keen lava]

I somehow got 5 gold squashs before 1 normal

[manic atlas]

im not david, but no, it doesnt

(iirc)

[keen lava]

I thought my luck was insane but then it took me 3 whole days to find a single ladder in the mine

[sacred pier]

Hmm interesting

[manic atlas]

its pre determined pretty sure

[lavish basin]

Theyre set values so no

[manic atlas]

there you go. its a percentage chance, not daily luck

everything is guaranteed except for the pris shard

[keen lava]

How do u get meteorites again?

[lavish basin]

Random chance

[manic atlas]

ig you could reset the day until you get the shard @sacred pier

[keen lava]

Oh , hello david

[manic atlas]

meteorites are just seeded p sure

[keen lava]

I think I got a meteor but I'm not sure

[dire rover]

they should add turkeys to stardew valley

[keen lava]

I'm pretty sure there was an earthquake

[lavish basin]

Earthquake is the spa opening

Explosion is a meteorite

[sacred pier]

Well forget it. I didnt get a meteorite lol

[manic atlas]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/25071

[sacred pier]

Ya i did hear that but i dont see any meteorites

[keen lava]

Me dumb

[manic atlas]

There's a mod for everything

Ask for something to be in the game, boom, a mod already did it

[turbid plaza]

Guys if you write /gullible in the console the crop fairy visits you trust me

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-open-door-gif-15711923

[keen lava]

Lol

How do I get the farmer and stuff beside my user

[shy whale]

||how do ppl get to 100 in sc bruv||

[keen lava]

Don't smoke me I'm new

[shy whale]

i only find stairs no|| holes||

[manic atlas]

wait

[rough wing]

Just keep talking and chatting in here

[manic atlas]

oops

[keen lava]

Aight thx bro

[turbid plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196647434881871894/1270785914796376097/1206624897707806781.gif

[lavish basin]

Spoiler tag the link @manic atlas

[manic atlas]

yeah i realized too late, sorry

[shy whale]

send me private pwease

or smwhere else

[manic atlas]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufABBYy8J5Q||

done

i dmed you

[keen lava]

Whats the best crop for fall

Like non processed just raw

[manic atlas]

cranberries

[lavish basin]

Pumpkins imo

Cranberries are so overrated

[keen lava]

..

[turbid plaza]

Your all WRONG

[keen lava]

.......

[turbid plaza]

It’s corn and wheat

Trust me I’m real

[keen lava]

Ig wheat is justifiable

But nah I'm do pumpkin

[dire rover]

wrong

[keen lava]

Gotta stack up on quality sprinklers b4 fll

[dire rover]

sweet gem berry

[manic atlas]

gold per day is higher

[lavish basin]

Basic fertilizer is decently strong on pumpkins too, good use for your sap. And if you can, craft some preserves jars. Theyll be reeaally good

[lavish basin]

Ah yes, g/day, the most accurate and only thing that matters when it comes to which crop is better

[keen lava]

I don't think I'll have enough for all of them

I'm gonna spend like 20k for the sprinklers

[unborn perch]

Good luck day, a lot of bombs, spicy eel and triple shot

[keen lava]

😭

[lavish basin]

Cranberries have a higher g/day by like 2g, and their seeds cost 2.4x as much

[manic atlas]

mostly, when it comes to non processed stuff.

[lavish basin]

You can buy many more pumpkin seeds with the same amount of money

[manic atlas]

and you only have to buy them once

[keen lava]

Yeh but I NEED THE SPRINKLERS.

[vale citrus]

Sometimes I wish Strawberries weren't tied to the festival

[keen lava]

I need 3 salads just to water my melons per day rn

[lavish basin]

Not at all. Growth time, base value and quality, return on investment, seed price

[lavish basin]

So? Say the season starts and you have 2400g. That gets you only 10 cranberry seeds vs 24 pumpkin seeds

And the g/day on 24 pumpkin seeds is higher than 10 cranberry seeds

Not to mention that you'll get 2 harvests with pumpkins

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-hmm-think-thinks-thinking-gif-12573421

wait a damn minute

[vale citrus]

Profit

[lavish basin]

Cranberries are just sooo overrated it's crazy

People just go awooga when they see a regrowable crop

[keen lava]

Aight I'm locking in pumpkins

[manic atlas]

i mean tbf i never use either, i just use starfruit 😭

[keen lava]

Fax

Mate I'm new 😭

[vale citrus]

Ancient fruit be like

[manic atlas]

ancient fruit IS good tho. Only crop better is starfruit

[lavish basin]

Plus, cranberries will take a while to make you money.
Their first harvest is in day 8. It gives you 150g, while the seeds were 240g
First regrowth is on the 13th, which gives you another 150g, so now you've made 40g of profit
Only on the 18th do you make some money, with another 150g giving you 190g of profit

They're incredibly slow

[winged hatch]

hi

[vale citrus]

I make 23k per harvest including wine

[lavish basin]

By the time cranberries have made you 40g youre already rolling in pumpkin money and planting your 2nd harvest

[keen lava]

Hello

[manic atlas]

then you aren't planting anywhere near enough, just saying

[vale citrus]

Hey, I need space for my sweet gem berries and starfruit

[keen lava]

How is it that low

[dire rover]

well you dont have to buy it again

dumbass

[keen lava]

No wonder

[turbid plaza]

Grow my garden or something idk I don’t play Roblox

[dire rover]

i am going to feed you to my turkeys

[manic atlas]

it is late game. 23k from ancient fruit wine is like 10 of them

[turbid plaza]

Well I’ll send my spider to eat your turkeys first

[keen lava]

I clearly underestimated them

[manic atlas]

sweet gem berries?

[covert granite]

rare seed

[vale citrus]

Yeah, the rare seeds you get from the traveling merchant

[manic atlas]

i know what it is

[covert granite]

i dont do sweet gem berry because they cant be processed

[manic atlas]

im asking why you would ever use them

they're garbage

[covert granite]

also they're hard to get a bunch

[manic atlas]

literally one of the worst crops in the game

[dire rover]

counterpoint

[covert granite]

wait really?

[vale citrus]

Because I can

[dire rover]

do you know how big turkeys are

[covert granite]

also do u need 15 sweet gem for polyculture? i did 15 for my perfection save just in case

[vale citrus]

I like the sweet gem berries

[turbid plaza]

Do you know how big the spider is?

[lavish basin]

No

[covert granite]

tyty will not be wasting my money again

[covert granite]

well ig just play as you want

[manic atlas]

absolutely. takes AGES to grow, very limited supply, and shitty profit and g/per day, and cant be processed

[covert granite]

they look cool though

hahaha

[lavish basin]

That doesnt make them necessarily good?

[dire rover]

yes

[lavish basin]

Also insulting me does not prove your point

[covert granite]

but yeah i wouldnt grow them

[vale citrus]

I got multiple from the seed maker, never have to buy them

[dire rover]

coffe bean stocks lower to 0%

[manic atlas]

be more respectful, maybe? 😐

[lavish basin]

^^

[covert granite]

counterpoint that they look nice

aesthetics grr

the little bushes are so cute

[manic atlas]

yeah well i couldn't care less about that

[lavish basin]

I mean sure, imo in terms of satisfaction, blueberries and cranberries are top tier

[covert granite]

min max players 😠 😠 😠

[lavish basin]

The harvesting sound is heavenly

[covert granite]

100%

it just makes me so happy

even if pumpkins are suprerior

[vale citrus]

Exactly some bushes and crops are good for aesthetics

[manic atlas]

no, i just... starfruit wine, okay?

[dire rover]

should i make sweet gem berry wine

[lavish basin]

You cant

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[lavish basin]

Sweet gem berries suck

[vale citrus]

Impossible

[covert granite]

im jk 😢

[covert granite]

u cant no processing

you cant even eat them

like u can use them as decoration though

[fair cradle]

eats you

[covert granite]

they are quite pretty

[manic atlas]

I laughed at this for some reason. I'm so screwed

how tf is that funny? 😭

somethings wrong w me

[covert granite]

giant crops are so aesthetically pleasing

[vale citrus]

Haven't gotten one yet but I get the vibe

[covert granite]

especially the melons

i dont fw giant cauliflower as much as the other 3

even though its still cute

[vale citrus]

Imagine giant ancient fruit

[covert granite]

there should be a spring melon

[covert granite]

omg lol

like technically pumpkins are a melon

[manic atlas]

counterargument:

[covert granite]

i preserve jars all my starfruit and keg all my ancient fruit 👹

[vale citrus]

Ancient fruit jelly

[manic atlas]

STARFRUIT JAM???

[covert granite]

yes 👹 👹 👹

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gets-vaporized-gif-10510675537236673872

[covert granite]

heh i'm so evil ik

[lavish basin]

This is harming noone but yourself 😭

[covert granite]

i dehydrate the extra starfruits haha

[manic atlas]

if anything, this should be the other way around. but both should go in kegs man.

[dire rover]

should i buy the foam drink

[covert granite]

what can i say...

self destructive tendencies go brrr

idk im just mad that every giant crop is a melon except for cauliflowers

[vale citrus]

Giant pumpkin melon

[covert granite]

pumpkins are a melon 😠

[dire rover]

should i buy seafoam pudding

[covert granite]

they r good for fushing

fusing

fishing

[lavish basin]

It's a nice buff to catch the legend or glacierfish with so sure

[covert granite]

^^

[manic atlas]

very good for fushing, yes.

lmao

[visual umbra]

[dire rover]

blacksmith lore

[turbid plaza]

Clint

!clint

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !clint.

[covert granite]

i feel bad for clint but hes also kinda weird so

[vale citrus]

yeets Clint away

[covert granite]

wiwiwi

[merry torrent]

Me in the middle of playing a day on my phone and now I’m taking clients on a walk

[covert granite]

did u draw ur pfp bc its super cute

i meant as in like the cat that goes wiwiwi uyaya

[vale citrus]

Oh man, I wish I could draw like this

[covert granite]

yk that cat

[manic atlas]

ik lmao

[vale citrus]

I made it Picrew

[covert granite]

wait is the cat french??

[covert granite]

ohh

[dire rover]

they banned the french

[covert granite]

its still super cute

[manic atlas]

bro when i click on the profile to see the pfp up close i get flashbanged by effects 🥀

[vale citrus]

Good

[covert granite]

😨

[manic atlas]

profile effects are fucking useless

no point in them

[covert granite]

oh no :(

[covert granite]

they are whimsical

[manic atlas]

[covert granite]

even if they do feed to corporate greed

[manic atlas]

exactly

[winged hatch]

ew

[vale citrus]

I like them, I don't have much

[covert granite]

if we got rid of everything whimsical that feeds into corporate greed a lot of things would be gone

like idk skittles

[manic atlas]

i cant even say ur name cos its blocked in this server 💀

[vale citrus]

Even skittles are whimsical

[covert granite]

😭 why

dog

[manic atlas]

tf you mean "why"

you know damn well why

[covert granite]

I dont know why

i can say the word dog

[manic atlas]

its vulgar

[shy whale]

bro coffee is so annoying to set up

[covert granite]

no dogs arent??

[manic atlas]

im talking about the second part 😭

[covert granite]

oh

ohhh

i think im a bit stupid

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

(kidding)

[winged hatch]

ok

[manic atlas]

wdym set up? You shouldn't be using coffee beans for it

[shy whale]

huh

[manic atlas]

😐✌️

[shy whale]

wait u can buy it ?

[manic atlas]

if you want coffee, diamonds are the strat.

[covert granite]

buy it from saloon

[dire rover]

should i make sweet gem berry wine

[vale citrus]

You can't

[manic atlas]

no dont do this

[covert granite]

trade 1 diamond = 1 triple shot in ||desert||

[covert granite]

dont do it but you can buy it

[shy whale]

ohhh

[manic atlas]

yes do this

[shy whale]

alr

[manic atlas]

triple shot is actually more profitable then a diamond, too.

[covert granite]

you like literally cant the gem berries are useless beyond selling and gifting (it's a universal neutral)

[dire rover]

dude i can just put it in a keg

[covert granite]

like you cant put it in any machine

[vale citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[manic atlas]

guys they're trolling, you need to learn to IGNORE IT ffs

[covert granite]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Sweet_Gem_Berry

[manic atlas]

move on

its just a troll

[covert granite]

classic spamton

[covert granite]

lol i got my frineds to log in and give me their coffe machines that u get from evelyn leek quest

now i have 3 and i get free triple shot every morning

[vale citrus]

Nice

[covert granite]

yes 😋

[dire rover]

how do i make sweet gem berry wine

[median drum]

By putting it in a keg ofc

[covert granite]

uyaya

say what u want but i really like hilltop farm

[dire rover]

ok got it

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[median drum]

Oh man I hate Hill-top farm, it’s worse than Beach Farm

[manic atlas]

based

[covert granite]

HOW ITS SO CUTE

[median drum]

I don’t know what to do with it

[manic atlas]

skill issue

[median drum]

I know

[covert granite]

i'll show u the one i planned in #farms-and-outfits

[median drum]

😔

[visual umbra]

Just get a ||you just lost the game|| ring vro

[lavish basin]

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers & #town-square does not allow mentions of post CC/Joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[manic atlas]

post cc man

[visual umbra]

!hayley

[novel thistle]

Haley only has one ‘y’ in it…

To use this command, type !hayley.

[manic atlas]

wanna... delete it now?

[visual umbra]

No i changed it

[manic atlas]

screw you

[fair cradle]

ajem i miss ur pfp

[visual umbra]

Me and you

[visual umbra]

I like this one more because you made it

[fair cradle]

what if i make you

[visual umbra]

I could do that 😝

[dire rover]

does fruit quality affect wine

[lavish basin]

No

[manic atlas]

no

[dire rover]

or just age

[manic atlas]

aging is the only way

[visual umbra]

Aging the wine affects it

[dire rover]

ok

now to farm 10 thousand oak resin

[visual umbra]

Ancient romans aged wine on the bottom of the ocean

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/very-nice-excellent-yes-meme-nod-gif-17397471

[visual umbra]

10 thousand

[dire rover]

how long does wine take for iridium quality

[manic atlas]

10,000 starfruit wine (artisan, not aged) = 31.5 million g

if only we could fit that many kegs

probably can with the right optimization honestly

[dire rover]

theres a whole town

[manic atlas]

yeah thats what im saying here

[dire rover]

dementia

[covert granite]

whats the game

[visual umbra]

The game is not thinking about the game

[novel dirge]

haha

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[covert granite]

thats teh most absurd thing ive ever heard

[manic atlas]

nuh uh

[lavish basin]

56 days so, 2 seasons

[visual umbra]

Absurd?? What if ninja got a lowww taperrrr fadeeeee

[covert granite]

yuh uh

why did this become brainrot

[dire rover]

damn

[manic atlas]

2025 man, leave this shit in the past ✌️

[dire rover]

i need to scale up my production

[covert granite]

go joja, become capitalist

put your kegs everywhere and be minmax

[dire rover]

already did that

[visual umbra]

Wrong

[dire rover]

now the cc is blue

[covert granite]

nice j*b 😭

now force labour upon the townsfolk

[dire rover]

and i have a shitload of strawberries every couiple days

[covert granite]

pay them below minimum wage

[manic atlas]

please censor that word, thanks.

yay

[covert granite]

my bad i forgot its a trigger

[manic atlas]

😭

[dire rover]

imagine being employed

just own chickens

and ducks

and turkeys

[manic atlas]

AHH

[covert granite]

CENSOR THAT WORK

[manic atlas]

SCARY WORD

HELP

[dire rover]

"work"

[covert granite]

bro *mployment killed my dad

[molten coyote]

Robin is so annoying its 4 pm and she is going outside

[covert granite]

spamton shut ur mouth or i'll pull out all your wires

[molten coyote]

I need to upgrade my house

[dire rover]

speaking of jobs killing dads my dad may have crashed as a milk driver

[shut tinsel]

Brother i make like no money and im already in summer

[dire rover]

kromer yourself

[dire rover]

first year or

[covert granite]

😠 😠 😠

[shut tinsel]

Yes

[molten coyote]

I just started making money im in fall coops help and buying and crafting things like kegs and stuff also growing high value crops

[dire rover]

that explains it

[manic atlas]

wild pronouns ✌️

[molten coyote]

I was very broke

[dire rover]

at least they arent an actual slur

[covert granite]

skill issue

[dire rover]

i saw someone whos pronouns was the f slur

[manic atlas]

what, fuck?

whats wrong with fuck

[covert granite]

my friend's name is nick, his last name starts with r

[dire rover]

wrong

[manic atlas]

ohhhh

[covert granite]

his name is nick r

[manic atlas]

i get it now

[dire rover]

maggot but with an f

[covert granite]

... he very much likes to troll people with that

[manic atlas]

yeah ik

[molten coyote]

Dude it says till 5 pm she just left at 4

[manic atlas]

who did? 😭

[molten coyote]

Second time already how do I fill out a complaint form😂

Robin

[covert granite]

throw rocks at her

[manic atlas]

meanwhile me

[molten coyote]

I will try thanks

[covert granite]

no probelm

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/hay-money-sleep-gif-14635828

that gif took way too long to send

[covert granite]

a pet peeve i have with stardew is that nothing is organized alphabetically

and idk how the stuffs are organized

[manic atlas]

mods:

[covert granite]

and it makes me mad that you have goby after sea jellies

[dire rover]

how do i get oak resin

[covert granite]

oak tapper on oak tree

wait for 7 days

[dire rover]

the tappers wont tap

[covert granite]

wait

you can probably buy it from traveling cart as well

idk though

[manic atlas]

single most unreliable method ✌️

[manic atlas]

skill issue

[covert granite]

not if u use stardew predictor

[manic atlas]

cheating

but it doesnt matter, singleplayer game, i suppose...

[covert granite]

oh no stardew police is going to arrest me

[covert granite]

yeah

[thorn axle]

You using the right button to click

[dire rover]

what

[covert granite]

lonely rock

[lavish basin]

Lvl 1 fishing iridium quality fish omg 😭

[distant ruin]

it takes a few days for the tappers to produce something

[lavish basin]

Insane iridium quality

[manic atlas]

new run?

lets go?

[covert granite]

eat it to assert dominance

[thorn axle]

Did you get the tapper on the tree

[covert granite]

im assuming yes

they probably did

[dire rover]

yea

[distant ruin]

i think they're asking if you put the tapper on the tree

[rough wing]

tbh I did this on my save, too

[thorn axle]

Ah well then gotta wait

[manic atlas]

ofc u did 😐✌️

[deep meadow]

Finally got back into stardew Valley David?

[thorn axle]

Did what ?

[manic atlas]

dawn of a new era?

[covert granite]

iridium fish

lv1 fishing

[covert granite]

^^

[lavish basin]

Im trying yeah

[lavish basin]

Yee, trying to get back into the game

[shy whale]

do my squids of day1 Squidfest count into day 2?

[covert granite]

nop

[thorn axle]

No

[covert granite]

each day it resets to 0

new rewards to get as well

[thorn axle]

[[Squid Fest]]

[covert granite]

day 1 u need max 8 squids, day 2 u need max 10 squids

[[SquidFest]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/SquidFest

[manic atlas]

I did it.

[covert granite]

CONRATUALTIONS 👏 👏 👏 👏

[manic atlas]

major milestone 😭

(not at all)

[dire rover]

why arent coffee beans under farming

[lavish basin]

Heh

I got the fiberglass rod and afforder just the funny number of bait

Omg speaking of 😭

[manic atlas]

😭

[dire rover]

fiberglass rod is cool

[lavish basin]

Your server level is how much bait I could afford

[thorn axle]

If I knew this I wouldn’t have wasted the first day trying to get the squid hat

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-edit-gif-8932743418059370231

[rough wing]

got iridium fish on spring 2

[thorn axle]

Oh

[manic atlas]

thats easy, is it not? (no offense)

[lavish basin]

I mean it's not hard tbh

[manic atlas]

you just need a perfect catch

[thorn axle]

I mean it’s quite common

[manic atlas]

fish is by far the easiest thing to get iridium quality of

[shadow atlas]

guys in one save i got trash hat on spring 6 (year 1), cool or easy

[thorn axle]

Luck

[dire rover]

wrong

foraging

[manic atlas]

not at all lmao

[shadow atlas]

i guess, still pretty cool even if luck based

[manic atlas]

you need a profession for forage iirc

[thorn axle]

Level 10 forging makes them all iridium if you choose the right one

[manic atlas]

way harder then getting an iridium fish

not to mention foraging is the hardest skill to level

[dire rover]

wrong

[thorn axle]

[[Foraging]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Foraging

[manic atlas]

fine, what is it then

[thorn axle]

Is everyone wrong to you

[dire rover]

fishing

[lavish basin]

Fishing is the easiest skill to level 😭

[dire rover]

the humble legend

[deep meadow]

Eh, kind of agreed

[manic atlas]

[rough wing]

I got fishing 10 on spring 11

[shadow atlas]

ive only ever gotten to foraging 10 on one save, and in my infinite wisdom i chose the trackers

[thorn axle]

“only players who have chosen the Botanist Profession can find iridium-quality foraged goods.”

[manic atlas]

what would be the other option

farming?

[deep meadow]

Farming (it’s usually my first level 10 skill)

[lavish basin]

LMAO that's cute

Day 2 ancient seed

[deep meadow]

Damn dawg that’s early money

[manic atlas]

Hannah I told you to give ME some luck, not david.

[dire rover]

speedrun

[thorn axle]

I’m on spring y2 and am still farming level 9

Guh

[rough wing]

I got an ancient seed day 3 on one save, and day 11 on my other

[shadow atlas]

i like fishing, so i usually level quite fast

[rough wing]

And I forgot to put basic fertilizer on it rip

[lavish basin]

Challenge: Can I beat hannah's luck /j

[rough wing]

lmao

[shadow atlas]

i think my earliest ancient was uhh summer 1?

[deep meadow]

You can put it before it grows

[shadow atlas]

not great, but its alright

[thorn axle]

I mean that will only help the quality

[visual flame]

WHY IS MY UI SO SMALL

[rough wing]

Yeah, it’s already been growing for like a week and a half

[deep meadow]

I got a Neptune’s glaive on my day 3 hardcore save

[rough wing]

Before I realized lol

[deep meadow]

For what it’s worth an early Neptune’s glaive is not bad

[manic atlas]

resolution issue, most likely.

[shadow atlas]

what the

[manic atlas]

what resolution are you on, dubious?

[shadow atlas]

hardcore save?? you can do that??

[dire rover]

fishing is my weakest proffesion

[deep meadow]

Mods

[shadow atlas]

ah makes sense then

[rough wing]

I’ve gotten ancient seed, broken trident, two iridium bands, a dino egg, like 7 diamonds, 8 emeralds, etc by spring 11. No neptune’s glaive, though

[manic atlas]

can i have a link please?

[visual flame]

ive messed with resolution and nothing is working... its in my native res :(

[shadow atlas]

whats your strongest?

[deep meadow]

I’ll @ you in #modded-stardew with the mod I use

[dire rover]

foraging and farming

[manic atlas]

:/ I'm not sure then. #vanilla-tech-support could help?

[dire rover]

the rest are at 9

fishing is at 4

[shadow atlas]

valid, mine is probably fishing/foraging

[thorn axle]

Last two saves fishing was first to get level 10

[shadow atlas]

and my weakest probably combat and kind of mining i dont mine that much

[rough wing]

This is my skillset morning of spring 26 (year 1)

[shadow atlas]

last two saves i got 3 days in and quit

[shadow atlas]

year ONE?? whaaaa

[covert granite]

u can turn the UI up

[lavish basin]

I've gotten like 5 artifacts already wtf

[rough wing]

I’ve been doing a lot of fishing for money and mining for ores lol

[lavish basin]

Dino egg and ancient seed on day 2 is wild, don't think Ive found them both like this before

[shadow atlas]

at that point im lucky to have one at level 5 even

[deep meadow]

David

Can I borrow some of your luck

[rough wing]

Yeah, I’ve gotten quite a few artifacts from fishing

[shadow atlas]

what … how …

[deep meadow]

I think you stole it from me

[thorn axle]

I once got Dino egg day three

[manic atlas]

yes but their ui was on 100%.

[shadow atlas]

i thought trash hat spring 6 was lucky yall really humbled me

[covert granite]

i thought you could turn it over 100

[rough wing]

I need to build a coop for my dino egg

[thorn axle]

100 isn’t the same as 100%

[manic atlas]

you can, but that's not the point. The ui was on 100%, and it shouldn't have looked so small.

[deep meadow]

All fishing gives me is a rock

[covert granite]

no like it can go over 100%

[shadow atlas]

i mean fishing i get, but mining is craazy!! what floors? or is it just any

[covert granite]

i know that 100 is not 100% lol i've taken math class

[covert granite]

true

[thorn axle]

I considered 100% being the max ui oops

[rough wing]

I’ve made it to floor 100

[covert granite]

np

[shadow atlas]

okay thats pretty cool

[manic atlas]

iirc its 130%. I might be wrong.

[shadow atlas]

i really need to pick the game up again huuh

[thorn axle]

See and I would consider that 100% lol

[manic atlas]

same

[shadow atlas]

||and actually make if further than the first week without losing motivation…||

[manic atlas]

spoiler? 😭

[covert granite]

tbh finding that planning farm out beforehand gives motivation

[lavish basin]

Ahh just short of level 4 before day 2 ended

[rough wing]

Today and tomorrow (spring 26 and 27) will be catfishing since it’s raining, then I’ll either chop a bunch of wood or go back to the mines, idk yet

[covert granite]

and a sense of direction

[rough wing]

That’s pretty impressive

[ashen field]

I played the first week on every map to pick my map. Decided its meadow or standard. So figured standard it shall be

[covert granite]

standard is great for a first farm

its big but personally a bit boring

[manic atlas]

noooo

okay gn chat, ive been up way too late

[dire rover]

bullhead

top 10 fisj

[manic atlas]

i should not be online at this time

[covert granite]

nignt night

[rough wing]

I’ve been enjoying forest and meadowlands maps

[sacred pier]

!ps

[novel thistle]

How to get the Prismatic Jelly

In order to find a prismatic slime, you must search for one in the mines to kill in order to obtain prismatic jelly. The most recommended method (single player only) would be to use the elevator between floors 0 & 5, or any other preferred floor, 5 is just easiest, to reset the mines until it spawns. It's recommended to go on a good luck day, since the spawn rate for a prismatic slime is affected by daily luck.

To use this command, type !ps.

[covert granite]

meadowland looks really fun

[manic atlas]

what

[covert granite]

no gif perms haha

[manic atlas]

??

[covert granite]

idk man

[manic atlas]

im farmer tho

[covert granite]

ask mods tmrw

go sleep

sleep > gifs

[manic atlas]

ye okay gn

[covert granite]

byebye

[cerulean vessel]

okay

[rough wing]

I’m pretty sure that’s a post cc thing

[cedar berry]

Post cc content is not allowed in this channel.

[cerulean vessel]

oh

i didnt know mb

[covert granite]

oh yeah check the spoilers pins

[lavish nymph]

Why don’t I have all three of my platform roles I picked Xbox switch and mobile and I only have switch and mobile

[cedar berry]

It's okay - just note for future reference

[rough wing]

I wish I didn’t wait as long as I did before buying the fish smoker recipe lol

[covert granite]

fish smoker is one of my fav things

[rough wing]

I bought it on spring 23, I think?

[covert granite]

y1?

[rough wing]

yeah

[covert granite]

nicee

[rough wing]

smoking those gold catfish

[covert granite]

buying it early is always soo worth it

[rough wing]

10k seemed like a bunch to spend on it, but it seems to be worth it

[covert granite]

its easy to make the money back using machine :>

[rough wing]

Also spring 26 and 27 (today and tomorrow) are both rainy, so that means more catfishing

[somber bay]

I'm feeling overstimulated AHHHHH MAH POTATERS BLEW UP

[covert granite]

like 20 catfisg with angler is enough to make it back

[dire rover]

what level 5 fishing skill should i pick

[covert granite]

i usually go angler

just cause it makes money

[rough wing]

And I just realized that also means I won’t need to water any more crops until summer, and I’ll be crafting quality sprinklers on spring 28

[covert granite]

luckyy

[rough wing]

fisher

[covert granite]

oh yeah thats hwat its called

[shadow atlas]

yeaa, i will try that. its not usually that that tires me out, for me the first in game week is just so

[covert granite]

lol relatable

the energy bar becomes so tiny

[rough wing]

I got my first stardrop a few days ago

[shadow atlas]

because i have such a strict routine with it, which is admittedly very helpful for me in early game, its like gahhh im soo bored

[rough wing]

Huge upgrade lol

[shy whale]

always buy triple shot?

or only when i ||run sc||

[shadow atlas]

arent you in spring year 1 … or do you mean a different save

[covert granite]

i find it a great quality of life thing but its up to you

im kind of impatient so

[shy whale]

what abt ||staircase/spicy eel||

[rough wing]

Yeah, I got it from reaching floor 100 of the mines on spring 23

[dire rover]

what is a neptunes glaive

[covert granite]

?

[shy whale]

buy them

[covert granite]

cool sword

[shy whale]

or not

[rough wing]

Both of my saves are in spring year 1

[covert granite]

oh yaeh buy

[shy whale]

alr

[covert granite]

esp staircases

crafting with stone is really bad

[dire rover]

so i should sellit

[covert granite]

if u want theyre kinda rare

i keep mine as a trophy

[rough wing]

I have ~4 hours before I need to leave. If I get all of my packing and cleaning etc done in time, I can play some Stardew before I leave

I’m hoping to finish out spring and make it to summer today

[dire rover]

so thats whyh it came with a diamond

oh well time to sell it

[rough wing]

I’m kinda looking forward to seeing what’s new or different in summer

[lavish nymph]

Why don’t I have all three of my platform roles I picked Xbox switch and mobile and I only have switch and mobile

[dire rover]

midnight carp

[thorn axle]

You may have misclicked xbox and turned it off

[lavish nymph]

No I checked again it’s selected I just don’t have the role

[thorn axle]

Deselect and reselect

Wait mine aren’t showing either r

[thin trail]

Hmm

I have my xbox role at least

[thorn axle]

It works now

[thin trail]

(I sent hmm strictly to check)

[thorn axle]

Closing app helped and deselecting and reselecting

[shy whale]

[[Prismatic Shard]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Prismatic_Shard

[gaunt epoch]

Should I make tappers for pine and maple trees or is it better to just focus on the oak trees

[hybrid wave]

Depends on what you need.

-# is oak resin the stuff you need for kegs?

[thorn axle]

Yes

[thorn axle]

Oak

[shy whale]

3 meteorites and i havent gotten a prismatic yet

so unlucky

[cobalt hare]

Hellooo

[thorn saddle]

Anyone here makes stardew valley yt vids?

[cobalt hare]

I started a whole new file with a dog this time

[tall coyote]

depending on how u see it. the image i am going to share might be nsfw

[limpid pumice]

You might get banned

[tall coyote]

|| my 1200 melon farm||

[tall coyote]

noo

i will not

[ripe sleet]

I see what you were talking about

[lavish nymph]

Dam

[tall coyote]

i said i'll do it and i did it

[rocky pivot]

Hi

[tall coyote]

hi

[limpid pumice]

Make it bigger

[subtle swallow]

anyone playing rn

[tall coyote]

i will listen to you stranger from the internet

[limpid pumice]

Good boi

[tall coyote]

\

[gaunt epoch]

I know oak resin is used to kegs but Im not sure if Ill ever need pine tar or maple syrup

[rocky pivot]

You do

You gonna need every item

[graceful heart]

Hi

[tall coyote]

I have like 10 tree set up for everyone of e m

[rocky pivot]

Hi

[tall coyote]

it's not that hard

[graceful heart]

I think it's pine

[graceful heart]

How it's it going?

[rocky pivot]

Fine growing trees

You ?

Yours *

[graceful heart]

Nice, I'm installing some mods

[rocky pivot]

Graphic and fixing some issues mods are fine

Imo

[graceful heart]

And also writing a dnd campaign

[rocky pivot]

What's a DND campaign

[graceful heart]

It's a game

[signal badge]

dungeons and dragons

sebastian would like it

[graceful heart]

Indeed

[rocky pivot]

Oh okay

[tall coyote]

i want to play dnd but dont know where and how to start

[rocky pivot]

Have fun Nika

[graceful heart]

Men I can show you

[tall coyote]

really?

[graceful heart]

I don't have a server but I have a new campaign

[graceful heart]

Yes sir

[tall coyote]

ill dm ya

[graceful heart]

Go ahead

[limpid pumice]

Maple is useful for befriending the || bear ||

[graceful heart]

Thanks, you are welcome to join if you have curiosity

[rocky pivot]

I'm on mobile

And also

I don't have time to play , ty

[graceful heart]

No need for more

[rocky pivot]

What

[graceful heart]

Dnd it's mostly a rollplay game

[rocky pivot]

Oh okay

[rotund kettle]

So from what I researched even just wanting drag mods into the mod folder and play with the mods I manually installed I need SMAPI

[cobalt hare]

Where could Harvey be lurking at 12 PM?

[rotund kettle]

SMAPI from what I understand is the backbone to getting mods to work

[rocky pivot]

He fixed you don't ask questions

[azure shuttle]

What day is it?

[cobalt hare]

I need him again

1st of spring

[rotund kettle]

Did you check the bushes?

[rocky pivot]

Oh pm

[cobalt hare]

No ???

[azure shuttle]

he’s above sam’s house rn i think

[rocky pivot]

I thought you asked about why he finds you while you pass out

At 12 am

[rotund kettle]

😂

[azure shuttle]

He’s west of the town square

according to the wiki

[rotund kettle]

Do you ever venture beyond the town?

Into like other towns?

[azure shuttle]

not to other towns

[cobalt hare]

Found him nvm

[shy whale]

wait how do u even get iridium blobfish

i get only gold with perfect

[rotund kettle]

Are mods that basically adds a huge add-on to the story with brand new quests and NPCs to befriend and stuff like that?

[azure shuttle]

yep!

[rocky pivot]

I think you can't get irra quality blob

[azure shuttle]

Stardew Valley expanded adds some npcs and probably some quests but idk i’ve never played it

I’ve just heard things

[clear ice]

hio

hii

[molten coyote]

Oh yeah

[night delta]

Heyooo uwuers

[rocky pivot]

Heyo

[azure shuttle]

hi

[shy whale]

<@&239770080378880001>

[graceful heart]

How funny broda

Did a clown fuck you?

[hasty pond]

thanks for the ping!

[gleaming mist]

[rocky pivot]

Heyo

I like green colour

[shy whale]

[gleaming mist]

Whether or not someone is a troll, being rude with such statements is not tolerated or appropriate either.

[azure shuttle]

thank you!

[molten coyote]

Should I leave the grass outside before winter or should I gather?

[shy whale]

gather until ur silo is full

[gleaming mist]

It doesn't die so you can just keep it

[shy whale]

it stays over winter

[rocky pivot]

Grass won't disappear

[molten coyote]

Alr tnx

[rocky pivot]

[cobalt hare]

"Join us! Thrive" Have a nice day

[winged hatch]

joja🥰

[molten coyote]

Do mixed seeds work in winter

[shy whale]

nope

[azure shuttle]

i dont think so

[molten coyote]

[azure shuttle]

unless you have a greenhouse or smt

[clear ice]

can someone play coop w me dude like im mobile n lonely type sho

[molten coyote]

I got 9 powdermelon seeds

[azure shuttle]

Nice

[molten coyote]

Playing alone is fun on this kind of game well for me atleast, its very peaceful

[azure shuttle]

Ye

[clear ice]

ehh its chaotic

at the same time

[azure shuttle]

multiplayer is also chaotic

[clear ice]

i like it like that

i feel like im pretty gud at the game

[azure shuttle]

Same

[clear ice]

but also seeing tiktoks of pros just unlocking another and another

it just feels im missing smth

need help lol

[azure shuttle]

Fr

[shy whale]

dayum

17k from 1st day of submarine

[clear ice]

10hrs

wth

my max is like 6

😭😭😭

[shy whale]

shush

did u smoke them?

2x value

[clear ice]

eh i use cheats

[shy whale]

._.

[clear ice]

only to be richer

[shy whale]

whole point of the game

[clear ice]

so long to make rich from scratch