stardew-valley

[spare crypt]

||we also unlocked skull cavenr||

And I’m now glad he’s locked in like me

[cunning maple]

hi hi sharkieee 🤍

[cobalt hare]

Why did it take so long for me to level up 😭

[spare crypt]

Wbu you?

[hollow night]

I’m on year 2 spring ^^

[spare crypt]

Niceeee

[hollow night]

Just got chickens and I love them sm

[spare crypt]

Bro my fish tank is almost done..we just need pufferfish which I forgot to get in summer

Now travelling carttttt ugghhh

[hollow night]

Oh no I hate when that happens

[lavish basin]

It does have a high chance for pufferfish

[lyric kestrel]

hello guys is there anyone wants to play modded stardew with me?

[cunning maple]

make a post in #1139016532966506576

[lyric kestrel]

oh okay thanks

[clever scarab]

I used to think that was caroline and didnt know that she only appeared during friday and sunday 💀

[hollow night]

I did that once with Walleye, got into winter and I didn’t have one had to wait the whole year until autumn again

[spare crypt]

Yeah he told me that I am gonna give the chickens lovin when we get a coop and barn

[manic atlas]

i should get farmer with this message

[novel thistle]

@manic atlas You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-award-winning-walking-gif-24664103

[cunning maple]

eyyyy congrats

[clever scarab]

So I kept checking every day and wasted so much time

[cunning maple]

lmao frame 1

[spare crypt]

😭

[hollow night]

Yipeee well done!! ^^

[cunning maple]

that was so fuckin fast im still gigglin lmao

[spare crypt]

Bro I was grinding for walleyes at the cindersap pond for a whole week

[hollow night]

Dw I thought it was a dude for like 4 years until I saw the earrings 💔

[spare crypt]

He got it in first cast

[manic atlas]

honestly im glad i actually got it from this message, would have been awkward if not 😭

[spare crypt]

On a rainy day 😭

[hollow night]

😭

[spare crypt]

Ngl he’s like the chill person

[cobalt hare]

All I hear is kissing noises as I'm AFK. Caroline and Leah pls stop

[spare crypt]

I’m alrdy planning stuff out

[cunning maple]

lmao

[spare crypt]

When he comes I gotta do stuff

[manic atlas]

w-what...

[winged hatch]

hi ellie

[spare crypt]

Imma make a place for our barn and coop and get materials

[cunning maple]

howdy dog lol

[cobalt hare]

I married multiple people

[spare crypt]

He can just sit and look pretty

That’s enough for me 😭

[winged hatch]

i wanna marry sandy and haley at the same tine

[hollow night]

You’re there planning war plans and he’s just there like ‘oh, might go sunbathing and catch some fish…’

[manic atlas]

you can marry multiple people? I knew you could date multiple but not marry...

[winged hatch]

the more the merrier

[cobalt hare]

A mod

[cunning maple]

only with mods

[spare crypt]

Ur a hoe even Clint can’t upgrade 🥀

[manic atlas]

ah i see

[viral briar]

The papaya was not ripe enough D:

[spare crypt]

HAHHAHA EXACTLY 😭

[cobalt hare]

Hey this is in game only I don't do that irl

[viral briar]

Nuh uh I'm a sink

[manic atlas]

this is fucking fire, im quoting this

[cobalt hare]

Also nah I'm a duck

[cunning maple]

it was pretty fire lol

[cobalt hare]

Fucking quack!

[winged hatch]

im the animal >:(

[spare crypt]

😭

[viral briar]

We need 20 members

[winged hatch]

woof

[hollow night]

😭😭

[viral briar]

sink noises

[spare crypt]

I’ll only join if this cult does sacrifices

[cunning maple]

eh. its slowed down dramatically lol. doubt we'll get 20

[viral briar]

Kg we sacrifice Pepsi and 7up

[manic atlas]

you can be sacrificed then

[winged hatch]

yah,you

[cunning maple]

im pretty sure youre already on the list lol

[winged hatch]

ellie

[spare crypt]

Lesss goooo

[cunning maple]

yeah u were number 17 lmao

[winged hatch]

you never feed us

[spare crypt]

How will I get sacrificed

[manic atlas]

flames

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ducks-peas-eating-animal-food-gif-17866532

[viral briar]

Via hoe

[spare crypt]

If it’s electric chair then sign me up

[cunning maple]

death by boredom

[winged hatch]

Pls me

[spare crypt]

You mean Sharkie?

[viral briar]

what wall am I placed on

[manic atlas]

-# cos nothing actually happens in the cult

[winged hatch]

dont diss sharkie

[cunning maple]

ye pretty much lol

[cobalt hare]

Thank you for feeding me

[viral briar]

Fuck it, FIRST CULT FIGHT CLUB

Rule one about fight club, you don't talk abt fight club

Rule two, have fun

[cunning maple]

i have mad insomnia so it checks out

[viral briar]

START

[winged hatch]

imma stay up all night lwk

[cobalt hare]

who you calling a hoe?

[spare crypt]

Wasn’t rule 2 rule 1 but louder and said with more authority?

[spare crypt]

You bro

[manic atlas]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[cunning maple]

lol christ

[viral briar]

We're in fight club, fight back!

[manic atlas]

please get back on track guys

[spare crypt]

Why didn’t you like my soup bro

We got beef

[cobalt hare]

we talking about me marrying Leah and Caroline, that's why they calling me a hoe

[manic atlas]

and cult fight clubs 😭

[winged hatch]

no haley...😔

[cobalt hare]

She's on my list next

[spare crypt]

Wait isn’t…Caroline Pierre’s wife?

[winged hatch]

YAY

[cobalt hare]

Yeah so....?

[manic atlas]

yes lmao

[winged hatch]

she was

[spare crypt]

Nahhh mannn 😭

[viral briar]

We need a GC where we can have cult fight clubs

[winged hatch]

like be w me ill treat you right

[spare crypt]

@cobalt hare I take back everything..thankyou for cucking Pierre’s

[cobalt hare]

Again this is only in game, not irl

[cunning maple]

lmao

[cobalt hare]

I am doing everything to spite Pierre

[spare crypt]

I would do it irl too 😭

[winged hatch]

gib be jodi too

[winged hatch]

gib jodi

[cobalt hare]

:(

[cunning maple]

lmao never seen this one

[spare crypt]

PUFFERFISH I NEED

[viral briar]

Woe, cookie be opoun thee.

[spare crypt]

Man if only she was romancable

[cobalt hare]

I'm trying to level up in farming faster but it's only slowing me down

[viral briar]

Wtf?!

[cobalt hare]

WHY YOU GETTING MAD AT ME FOR TAKING CAROLINE THEN

[spare crypt]

Kidding-

[spare crypt]

😭

Don’t sacrifice me y’all

[cunning maple]

i need a video of someone picking up a pufferfish the same way that one tiktok dude picks up ducks in the k mart parking lot

[viral briar]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-fury-duck-rage-duck-violence-gif-20192726

You are the peas...

[spare crypt]

Granny Evelyn goat

[cunning maple]

holy zoomin

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-chris-meloni-burn-elliot-stabler-undercover-gif-13509196051557363528

[cobalt hare]

Yummy peas <3

[spare crypt]

Yummmm

[cunning maple]

this chat is so dumb lol yall are lovely

[viral briar]

That's how I hope my ducks will be eating when I get em

They better be making some eggs ND feathers

[cobalt hare]

I'm actually talking about Stardew so don't @ me

[manic atlas]

I can't tell whether to be flattered, offended or both by this

[spare crypt]

Meeee?!?

[viral briar]

I said you were the peas

[spare crypt]

Did you know I am the one who picks ur pockets whenever you pass out

[cunning maple]

rest in peas lil bro

[viral briar]

But I'm the Romanian in this chat.

[cobalt hare]

give me back my wallet 😡

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/dad-joke-dadjoke-roasted-boom-gif-22339988

[spare crypt]

You broke af bro

When I opened it a moth came out

[cobalt hare]

All of my money are locked in my card

Sorry it's my snack

[spare crypt]

Waow isn’t that just good info to just lay out 😌

[viral briar]

Hey l4tte are you peas? Cause :

https://tenor.com/view/ducks-peas-eating-animal-food-gif-17866532

[spare crypt]

NOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cuz of me ur ducks will lay big eggs now

[viral briar]

Big mayo!

[spare crypt]

😭 Aight enough roleplay

[viral briar]

Also when do chickens lay big egg

[spare crypt]

When you give them enuf lovin

[viral briar]

How many hearts

[spare crypt]

Idk I petted them everyday and boom

Big egg

Chickens are like girlfriends

You gotta praise em

[viral briar]

Chickens are like bachelors and bachelorettes

[spare crypt]

Exactlyyyyy but like suppose in irl

You praise ur gf she make you good food

Same with chickens

Anyways imma go eat @viral briar goodluck with ur…egg thing

[cobalt hare]

egg hunt?

[full sky]

what

[viral briar]

This relates to Stardew chickens

Happy chicks,, good mayo

[cobalt hare]

I think I need one more item for the fair

Oh bruh

[viral briar]

How tf did I win by a landslide

[gleaming gorge]

Howdyyyyyy

[spare crypt]

😭

[shy wyvern]

just put lewis's underwear :)

[cobalt hare]

Yeah sure

[hollow night]

I love how salty Pierre gets when you win instead of him

[cobalt hare]

Another reason for me to spite him

[shy wyvern]

hey, everyone can have an ego

[hollow night]

True, true

[hollow night]

Lol

Not a Pierre fan?

[cobalt hare]

No

[manic atlas]

who is?

[hollow night]

Fairs

[cobalt hare]

So far

[manic atlas]

very nice!

[hollow night]

Oooo ^^

[manic atlas]

(no mayor's shorts though?)

[cobalt hare]

I gave it back to him

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-westbrook-basketball-player-american-basketball-player-nba-gif-16377419

now why would one ever do that

[cobalt hare]

Maybe becaues I'm sane and only want to hate on one person

Wth

[manic atlas]

what

[cobalt hare]

Do I sell all of these or?

What do I do with them?

[manic atlas]

sell em

[cobalt hare]

I'll probably leave 50

[manic atlas]

unless you have preserve jars or something

[manic atlas]

why

[cobalt hare]

For jellies and stuff

[midnight ridge]

finally used the pan for the first time and panned up a diamond

[cobalt hare]

I already have 50 I'm good to sell them

[spare crypt]

@cobalt hare I picked ur pockets

Why do you have a sea cucumber

[cobalt hare]

Cough, WHAT

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[spare crypt]

And a crisp $20 bill

I’m taking the bill tho

It’s kinda slimy now

[cobalt hare]

HEY THAT WAS MY GROCERY MONEY

[spare crypt]

Don’t change the subject

What’s with that sea cucumber hmmm?

[vale citrus]

Morning ^^

[cobalt hare]

It was for a quest

[spare crypt]

There ur grocery money right there

[spare crypt]

Mornin

[cobalt hare]

😐

[manic atlas]

permission to flex on you?

[cobalt hare]

Sure

[spare crypt]

No flex can beat Jodi flirting with me

[cobalt hare]

😩

[manic atlas]

fishing moment

this was like 2 irl days ago tho lol

[spare crypt]

DAY 4?!?

Huhhhhhhhh

[cobalt hare]

I have the legendary fishes but I keep them as I am a hoarder

[spare crypt]

Did you stuff that fish with drugs?

[cobalt hare]

Maybe

[spare crypt]

@manic atlas are you running a cartel business by stuffing bags of coke in fish guts 😵‍💫

[manic atlas]

i caught the legend on day 20

[ripe needle]

thats normal lol, they're kinda trophies

[cobalt hare]

I caught it when I was barely level 10 on fishing

[manic atlas]

One word: Catfish

[spare crypt]

CrackFish*

[manic atlas]

(Dont expose my secrets okay mate)

[spare crypt]

okayyyyyy

[cobalt hare]

I don't know why I kept clicking on Robin after giving her spaghetti

[spare crypt]

Robin is so cool

[cobalt hare]

I can agree with you on that one

[spare crypt]

Yeah you better have agreed on that

[manic atlas]

s-spaghetti?

https://tenor.com/view/this-person-is-km-near-your-house-this-thing-is-km-near-your-house-your-place-your-destination-your-location-gif-26343463

[spare crypt]

😭

Why u gotta bring papyrus

Also deltarune chapters came out

[cobalt hare]

It's one of her loved items?

[spare crypt]

No one gave a singular fuck 😭

[manic atlas]

just cos deltarune is out doesnt mean undertale isnt a banger

anyway stardew

[spare crypt]

Trueeeee

[spiral kraken]

Yes

[rugged lion]

can you get higher than normal quality rabbit's foot?

thanks!

[young charm]

hello! are there any local cartels i can join?

[manic atlas]

?

What

Is this Stardew valley related?

[young charm]

I would like to make money fast in any way possible.

and yes

this is a joke

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/sageyonce-gif-20853661

[young charm]

any tips on how to get seeds in winter?

[manic atlas]

foragables

[young charm]

thanks!

[manic atlas]

and

[[Powdermelon Seeds]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Powdermelon_Seeds

[manic atlas]

(not consistent)

[young charm]

thanks, I was very confused

[manic atlas]

winter isnt the kinda season meant for farming tho

mine n stuff

[hollow night]

Yea, it’s the season for upgrading tools, getting animals and mining

[cobalt hare]

The joke scared me haha!

[inner pebble]

hey guy i remember i was able to place wall decor on the corner of the wall but its not letting me this time

is it a bug or im doing somethign wrong?

[manic atlas]

idk honestly.

any clue guys?

[inner pebble]

#farms-and-outfits message

are u guys able to place decor on this corner?

[manic atlas]

i dont decorate a lot.

maybe the item is too big?

[inner pebble]

#farms-and-outfits message

i dont think its too big so weird

[wide hinge]

I'm popular. I'm already recognized in the voice Xd

[glad yacht]

I'll send a photo of my farm when I get it sorted

[wide hinge]

It's a pity there is no level

Not that

I'm stupid

Attempt number 2

How to see the level:(

[cunning maple]

#governors-mansion /lvl

[wide hinge]

Hooray

Thanks

[cunning maple]

lol np

[manic atlas]

are we fking fr

what is this vc

[cunning maple]

wassup?

[manic atlas]

hello cult leader

[cunning maple]

sup homie

[wide hinge]

Only the second one. I won't be able to speak in voice chat anytime soon.

🙁

[cobalt hare]

I can still hear the sounds

[winged hatch]

hi ellie

[manic atlas]

you'll get there very quickly. 2 more hours or so

[winged hatch]

im gonna stay up all night again

[cunning maple]

howdy

[cobalt hare]

How many days have you stayed up?

[winged hatch]

like 1 and a half rn

[wide hinge]

Ik. I'm too lazy + I can just not write

[cobalt hare]

Plz sleep some

[cunning maple]

i have not slept for more than 4 hours in one go in two weeks idk how im alive rn lol

[wide hinge]

It is considered that if I am just online?☺️

[cunning maple]

no. you gotta type for 2 hours minimum
or i think 120 messages total

[wide hinge]

This is a rhetorical question.

[wide hinge]

Well, I'll go spam🤷‍♂️

I have a few questions)

[wide hinge]

How are you?

How's life?

What do you mean?

[rugged lion]

anyone know which mineral is on 4th row 7th column on collection page, between ghost crystal and jasper?

[wide hinge]

How nothing?

[wide hinge]

Translator, I love you ❤️

[tame gull]

Spamming for levels will result in removal of level xp. Please do not spam.

[cunning maple]

tiger eye maybe?

[rough wing]

Morning, all. I’m going to try to get through the dark levels of the mines today, now that I know torches are a thing 😂

[glad yacht]

When do I get yams??

[cunning maple]

if im reading the chart correctly lol

[wide hinge]

I just want to communicate, but I can't because of the level 🤷‍♂️

[cunning maple]

you can get em from duggies in the mines. or as a fall crop iirc

[glad yacht]

Thank yoooou. I wanna be besties with Linus

[tame gull]

Then we ask that you engage in regular conversation. Not spamming. Thank you.

[plush nexus]

Tigerseye

[wide hinge]

Four hearts remember everything)

[glad yacht]

I shall write everything down

[manic atlas]

I'll write far as i can see

[cunning maple]

||coconuts and cactus work well once you get the bus goin too!||

[rugged lion]

yup its tiger eye, thanks both of you!

[wide hinge]

There are such sounds, from the tent

[manic atlas]

ill write my way out

[glad yacht]

Ahhhh

[wide hinge]

Yes, exactly like that

[manic atlas]

overwhelm them with honestly

(okay you people dont know)

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[wide hinge]

I get tired of going to the translator every time

[cunning maple]

im too dumb and tired im sorry i try my best lol

[cunning maple]

have you checked the other stardew servers for your native language specifically?

[manic atlas]

lol no its fine, I was referencing a musical lol, not your fault

[wide hinge]

Why can't I play Wordley with people? More precisely, for what reason? I don't even have the right to do this. Am I a slave?

[cunning maple]

huh?

[wide hinge]

Yes, they "sleep" there.

[wide hinge]

I have no rights to play Wordley with people, do I look like a slave?

[manic atlas]

not cowpoke = cant do anything rly lmao

[wide hinge]

Like, slaves have no rights

[cunning maple]

wtf is wordley? lol

[manic atlas]

(referring to wordle)

[cunning maple]

oh ok ig lol

[wide hinge]

Translator 🤷‍♂️

[tame gull]

This is not on topic, please go to #town-square for off topic conversation

[wide hinge]

👍

[fierce forum]

hi

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[wide hinge]

Good morning

[cunning maple]

nice stardew pfp

[rough wing]

morning

[plush nexus]

Morning

[fierce forum]

thank u

[wide hinge]

Morning

(My time is 18:00)

[vale citrus]

Ellie ^^

[rough wing]

I’m gonna load up Stardew once I have breakfast

[cunning maple]

hi hi angel 🤍👋

[cobalt hare]

I hopped on as soon as I got up 😂

[wide hinge]

Guess who lost the world because he tried to download mods

[cobalt hare]

I need a life

[wide hinge]

I'm dying

[cunning maple]

the cult shall give you purpose dw

[wide hinge]

120 messages 😭

[cobalt hare]

😂

[wide hinge]

This is crazy

[thorn axle]

Chill

[manic atlas]

😭

[wide hinge]

😤

[manic atlas]

message from yesterday?

really?

[thorn axle]

I saw it cause I clicked on a reply I had

[manic atlas]

well turns out they were ragebaiting so yeah

[wide hinge]

I got banned because of the translator👍

I love google (no)

I've been here since May 5th.

And how can I get level 5 if I don’t know what to write?

[thorn axle]

Idk

Just talk

[wide hinge]

Do you want a joke?

I know there isn't.

[manic atlas]

if its stardew related sure

[shut carbon]

feel free to chat in #town-square if it’s not about Stardew

[wide hinge]

And what am I doing -_-

[cunning maple]

why'd the chicken cross the road?
to stand in the middle of my fucking crops and not move. the prick

[thorn axle]

Lmao

[cunning maple]

i tried lol

[wide hinge]

I'm shy 👉👈

[manic atlas]

why did the chicken cross the road?
To stand right where you want to build a fucking building

[cunning maple]

nah thats so much worse fuck that chicken lmao

[thorn axle]

Or when you’re trying to plant and it’s just there

[thorn axle]

My cat did that once and I was like sigh

[manic atlas]

real 💔

[cunning maple]

i wanna pick up animals and just keep em in the inventory for a while somedays lol

[wide hinge]

How am I supposed to communicate with someone if they don't want to communicate with me?

[rich cedar]

Chicken in a backpack? Idk how it's gonna feel about that

[pastel breach]

what is the prismatic shard id

[manic atlas]

JetStream?

anyway stardew stuff :)

[manic atlas]

https://mateusaquino.github.io/stardewids/

[shut carbon]

it’s 74

[pastel breach]

tysm

[shut carbon]

I remember from my good old days of using the item glitch..

[pastel breach]

can i just put it in the game chat and it will spawn?

[manic atlas]

no

you need an npc to say it/other things i think (never used the glitch)

[cunning maple]

whatcha playin on?

[wide hinge]

Who is your favorite character? And the most hated?

[rich cedar]

Yes?

[cunning maple]

if youre on pc, just get a cheat menu. much better.

if youre on anything else (aside from mobile i believe) the item id glitch wont work. so

[pastel breach]

pc

[pastel breach]

how to get the cheat menu

[cunning maple]

nexus mods has some im sure

[pastel breach]

okay ty

i wont download it

:D

[manic atlas]

bro

[cunning maple]

whatever you say, [74]

[wide hinge]

I understand

[cunning maple]

that question is in chat like twice a day lol, ive said my answer enough times personally

[wide hinge]

I will communicate with myself

[tame gull]

This is the last time I will remind you. Do not spam for level xp. Thank you.

[wide hinge]

What do you mean? Where did I spam?

[manic atlas]

@cunning maple We're on our way to getting Ol' Slitherlegs

ive been... yapping

i didnt know i would be THAT high 😭

[tame gull]

Chat appropriately with regular conversation.

[cunning maple]

they didnt spam that time ngl lol

[cunning maple]

lessgooo

[wide hinge]

The first thing I came up with

[cunning maple]

3 or 4 week cooldown tho

[manic atlas]

you're number one by far 😭

[manic atlas]

yeah just keep it up then

[cobalt hare]

Howdy Mipha

[tame gull]

Hello hello

[cunning maple]

yeah im just waiting to get gg strive lol

[wide hinge]

I do communicate -_-

[rocky pivot]

Heyo

[cunning maple]

sup nabaz

[rocky pivot]

Car

[manic atlas]

new people each week ellie

[cunning maple]

that is incredibly pog 👌✨

[wide hinge]

Happens

[thorn axle]

I realised I messed up with aiming for cc first year it’s now winter and I didn’t save any plums for plum pudding so I gotta grind for farming level 9 for seed maker

[manic atlas]

[cunning maple]

yeah. i had it a while ago. been top 10 most weeks lol

[rocky pivot]

Ty ⭐

[cobalt hare]

It looks very comfy

[rich cedar]

It's getting rather non Stardew valley in here lol

[rocky pivot]

[tame gull]

Use #images-and-memes please

[rocky pivot]

Alright

[manic atlas]

What is everyone's favourite crop in sdv?

(im trying)

[thorn axle]

Here’s hoping I can still aim for cc first year but if plum pudding is my downfall

[cunning maple]

love growing purple shorts in the fall

[cobalt hare]

Melon

[rich cedar]

Potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

I'm actually a hobbit

[rocky pivot]

Strawberries

[wide hinge]

Fish

[cunning maple]

fuck yeah bro 🤝

[manic atlas]

do you use lots of fertilizer

[plain glacier]

Corn

[rich cedar]

Well I'm either Irish or a hobbit, let me check with ancestry.com and a doctor first

[wide hinge]

Garlic

[manic atlas]

me too!

[viral herald]

im basic i like starfruit

[wide hinge]

It's delicious

[rocky pivot]

[cobalt hare]

Or strawberry

[thorn axle]

Ancient fruit

[rocky pivot]

Banana too

[cobalt hare]

MANGOES <3

[wide hinge]

🤨

[thorn axle]

I wonder what ancient fruit would taste like

[manic atlas]

no starfruit is so valid, it looks cool and is profitable, what's not to love?

[plain glacier]

Oh wait. Cactus fruit

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-ryroy-gif-14182731669663275386

[manic atlas]

i always thought it would taste like gatorade if it were a normal, solid fruit

[wide hinge]

What is your favorite fish, I don't know what to ask

[tough perch]

Cactus fruit

[cobalt hare]

Please don't shoot

[rocky pivot]

We need moneyhhhh

[cunning maple]

heheh glad someone got it 👌

[rich cedar]

I can only answer potatoes since I haven't left spring yet :X

[cobalt hare]

I didn't get it heheh mb gang

[wide hinge]

I'm not a boy, I'm not a girl. I'm a coconut 🥥

[cunning maple]

lolol all good

[manic atlas]

the cult leader shall be forgiving.

[rocky pivot]

15 dollars and a quarter don't forget the quarter

[thorn axle]

?? That’s not a crop

[cunning maple]

-# the cult leader gotta show yall red dead memes someday to educate yall lol

[rocky pivot]

What makes a plant a crop

[thorn axle]

Grows in the ground

[wide hinge]

Your rates, a little high, or rather low, my level?

[manic atlas]

[rocky pivot]

Bananas grow in the air ?

[wide hinge]

Translator asshole

[manic atlas]

-# trees... t-trees...

[rocky pivot]

It's not a tree

[manic atlas]

oh mbmb

[rocky pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-well-actually-as-a-matter-of-fact-gif-27665011

[manic atlas]

Thought we were talking abt bananas

[thorn axle]

Thought we were talking about sdv crops lol

[wide hinge]

This is a vegetable>:(

[rocky pivot]

It's green yeah it's a vegetable

[wide hinge]

Exactly

[manic atlas]

so beans arent a crop

i mean, kinda

[rocky pivot]

This is getting stupid

[thorn axle]

Real life ?

[rocky pivot]

[manic atlas]

(real)

[wide hinge]

Cons?

[cobalt hare]

Do I need to spoiler that?

[thorn axle]

You know what I mean

[thorn axle]

(Check pins)

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers & #town-square does not allow mentions of post CC/Joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[cobalt hare]

Then real life

[cunning maple]

you can talk about real life stuff ig lol

[rocky pivot]

I like bread

[manic atlas]

"Erm according to my calculations, that's not on topic. #town-square is the place for you, buckaroo"

[rocky pivot]

Oh shi

What's buckaroo anyways

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-friends-smash-anime-crash-gif-16153256

[rocky pivot]

What did she do

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ultra-instinct-gif-2257578635890843910

[cunning maple]

why does he look like that thooooo

[rocky pivot]

Ellie always starting stuff

[quiet siren]

It’s one of his sprites

[rocky pivot]

[cunning maple]

i know i hateee ittttt lol

[naive geode]

my man go

[cunning maple]

is to blow up

[spare crypt]

E

[rocky pivot]

Catalyst

[spare crypt]

And act like I don’t know nobody

[plain glacier]

I will not accept this slander against the GOAT fruit

[quiet siren]

It’s not goat

It’s … mid

There I said it

[manic atlas]

i have surpassed krakenapples on the weekly leaderboard hehe

im coming for you ellie

[shut carbon]

congrats!

[rocky pivot]

Yapping

[naive geode]

cactus fruit kind of suck

[rocky pivot]

Where is the flower guy I wonder

[plain glacier]

Joja
Username checks out

[shut carbon]

ol’slitherlegs here you come

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-look-anime-stare-gif-16552688

[quiet siren]

Bro doesn’t understand the bit

[naive geode]

theyre very nice for food tho

[quiet siren]

It’s a joja run btw

[naive geode]

cooking is kind of useless

[manic atlas]

kidding i probably wont beat you. But i might beat Katrie. Then we can rule together

[quiet siren]

Yeah but perfection

[cunning maple]

jokes on you. i know my address too

[plain glacier]

I do know you are running a joja playthrough. And that’s why it fits

[naive geode]

yeah everything once is fine

[tough perch]

ELLIE IT'S NIGHT HERE WHY U SCARE ME

[naive geode]

sucks for heals tho

[plain glacier]

Cactus fruit is very hard to commercialize

[winged hatch]

all nighter type shit

[rocky pivot]

Getting hectic

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-anime-chuckle-gif-10903422

[naive geode]

i just take 20 gold cactus fruit w me and im set

[rocky pivot]

Top dawg top elllie dawg

[tame gull]

Use #images-and-memes please.

[manic atlas]

go to sleep silly boio

[winged hatch]

yh

[rocky pivot]

I forgot sowwy

[winged hatch]

its 10 am

[manic atlas]

we should probably switch back to stardew guys

ngl

[rocky pivot]

I wonder who started dis

[thorn axle]

Fave pre cc fruit tree

[manic atlas]

...me i know...

[cobalt hare]

apple

[cunning maple]

caroline

[thorn axle]

Peaches cause I love peaches

[plain glacier]

Based answer

[rocky pivot]

What that suppose to mean

[thorn axle]

Lmao

[tough perch]

Yeah same...wait what

[cunning maple]

i dunno but it fits in my broken head lol

[manic atlas]

orange

i just like how natural it looks

[winged hatch]

haley

[manic atlas]

i think you need more sleep man

[winged hatch]

what

[plain glacier]

Nah they cooking

[winged hatch]

they said favorite batchorlette

[rocky pivot]

I agree

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[rocky pivot]

I like randomness

[manic atlas]

sleep 😭

[naive geode]

ma hog anny

[thorn axle]

That’s a fruit ?

[tough perch]

Ew

[manic atlas]

"ew"

bro is so disgusted by that

[quiet siren]

I wanna bug animals but I wanna fully upgrade all my barns and coops before I buy them

Also I need to farm coal so

[manic atlas]

how come?

[quiet siren]

Cause its what my brain wants to do 😭 I like also need time to get all the mayo machines and looms and cheese

[manic atlas]

oh yeah that'll take a bit but it'll be worth it when it's over!

[woeful topaz]

I tried to search online about my problem
Apparantly there is a Google play beta for pc that lets you play android games on your pc as official ports
Haven't tried it yet though

[quiet siren]

Yeah I’m good on the money front but it’s the material front I lack

[manic atlas]

im the opposite lmao

[quiet siren]

I had so much money but not enough resources

[manic atlas]

i have like 80+ bars of each ore type and loads of minerals n stuff but i also have like 2k gold atm 😭

so im in the opposite position

[rugged relic]

why does crafting fertilizer prioritize your MORE VALUABLE FISH

WHAT

[quiet siren]

I’m sitting at like 50k rn but no coal and no trees

[rugged relic]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[manic atlas]

make sure to just put shitty fish in your inventory when crafting

ez fix

[rugged relic]

i turned 20 super cucumbers into quality fertilizer

[manic atlas]

uhh

I'd reset the day honestly

if i were you

[rugged relic]

i am its just 10 pm lol

[tough perch]

Lololololololol

[manic atlas]

that rly sucks

[cobalt hare]

I should really donate all of my crystals

[naive geode]

oh im stupid

[manic atlas]

yes definitely do

[hybrid wave]

Mornin

[solemn wave]

Its nice fishing day aint it huh huh

[manic atlas]

howdy pard'na

(why did i type that)

[coral swallow]

Sup Kraken, sup farmers

[novel thistle]

@coral swallow You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[hybrid wave]

Look who's a farmer now!

[rough wing]

Morning

[coral swallow]

OH well heck

[rough wing]

yay, congrats!

[hybrid wave]

Thats usually Ellie's line

[coral swallow]

thanks! nice little morning surprise haha

[rough wing]

haha yeah, I hit farmer a few days ago

[manic atlas]

well screw that, Ellie's not here so im stealing it

[manic atlas]

i hit farmer today

[hybrid wave]

I have a feeling they're lurking

[hybrid wave]

Oh you did? Congrats!

[manic atlas]

this is aura

[coral swallow]

Watching like The Predator with his cloaking device on, up in the trees

[vale citrus]

Hiding in the trees

[edgy forge]

[manic atlas]

no they definitely went to sleep

[hybrid wave]

I am 100% sure they didn't

[manic atlas]

@cunning maple

with this ping i summon

... nah

[hybrid wave]

I am still 100% sure they're not asleep.
-# I'm talking to them right now. They're just on break

Here in the new farmers chat, we take shifts

[edgy forge]

Not surprising

[vale citrus]

They...may have gotten a timeout

[hollow night]

Yeah, you guys should take as many breaks as you need it’s a big job to manage a server like this ^^

[manic atlas]

yeah ik now lol

dunno why

[hybrid wave]

Few people did

[vale citrus]

What, why

[hybrid wave]

Thank you for thinking we're important enough to "manage" the server hehe. We just direct people places so the mods can focus on bigger issues

[hybrid wave]

Uhhhh... no idea

[manic atlas]

mistake?

[hybrid wave]

I think Nabaz got sniped too

[vale citrus]

Can't be if multiple people got tagged

[hybrid wave]

Or a mod was just... mad? Idk I doubt that would happen but it's possible

[vale citrus]

If that's the case then it's power abuse

[manic atlas]

yeah

i doubt a mod would do that, the mods of this server are lovely

however

[hybrid wave]

-# ...

[manic atlas]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[manic atlas]

lowkey getting off track

[hybrid wave]

EMERGENCY STARDEW TOPIC

[vale citrus]

I want that

[edgy forge]

Cookbook and cover art my favorite

[hybrid wave]

I almost bought it actually

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-tears-of-joy-tears-crying-gif-1795347642895926641

[spiral kraken]

YOOOO

[manic atlas]

i want that shit

[hybrid wave]

But I owned stardew already :/

[spiral kraken]

I WOULD BUY IT SINCE I HAVE THE MONEY... BUT I DONY HAVE A SWITCH

[hybrid wave]

I think this one has a ps4 version too?

[spiral kraken]

I only have Xbox

[hybrid wave]

-# might be an Xbox one too

[vale citrus]

The cookbook would be nice to own

[tame gull]

1. we do not discuss moderation decisions in the server.
2. please always report issues to the team, do not attempt to handle issues yourselves
3. we do not "get mad" as part of justification for moderation actions. We expect server rules to be followed, and we will act in accordance to those rules.

Thank you. Let's all not speculate into things please and keep the chat on-topic appropriately.

[spiral kraken]

Wait what

Is this not classed as on topic? 😭

[manic atlas]

wrong thing

scroll up

[spiral kraken]

Oh

[tame gull]

It's an psa cheri, no worries

[hybrid wave]

It just took em a while to type it yeah, you joined right as I pulled out the emergency stardew topic

[spiral kraken]

Thats so cute

[spiral kraken]

Wait what is the box though

[hybrid wave]

Switch gets most of the fancy special collectors editions, but I think the stardew one is for all the consoles, ill double check

[spiral kraken]

Its okay ill check :3

[devout moss]

best places for crab potssss?

[spiral kraken]

Ocean i think

[winged hatch]

free ellie

[spare crypt]

Water

[spiral kraken]

Along the right hand side and the edges of the beach (the peir has wobbly bits and it annoys me to go around them

[manic atlas]

water

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-62870316450580206

[spare crypt]

Water

[devout moss]

Thanks needed this

[spare crypt]

Water

[tame tartan]

Garpen

[manic atlas]

#images-and-memes

send this there, please

[mystic jasper]

nice garden

[manic atlas]

Garpen*

[hybrid wave]

Uhhhhh no Xbox version

[spiral kraken]

Yeah sadly 😥

[hybrid wave]

Idk if its easier to make cartridges or something, because switch gets all the cool physical copies of indie games

[daring summit]

Graden

[edgy forge]

I bought it digitally on switch

[hybrid wave]

Same here, back when it first came out there was no physical

[spiral kraken]

Guys should I buy sdv merch from temu?

[hybrid wave]

When it came out on switch, I mean

-# from temu?

[spiral kraken]

Its a joke

[manic atlas]

probably a scam lmfao

[hybrid wave]

Literally trash item

[spiral kraken]

Probably haha

[daring summit]

I bought a frisbee and got a slipper

[hybrid wave]

You can fish that shit up

[rich cedar]

Same thing

[edgy forge]

I just didn't want to wait for the game and just got it digitally after I played it for the first time with my cousin

[spiral kraken]

a slipper?

[hybrid wave]

Like... a shoe?

Did it give any defense?

[spiral kraken]

Just one?

[cunning maple]

sup fucks?

[spiral kraken]

Fr

[spiral kraken]

😰

[manic atlas]

ayy what happened

[hybrid wave]

Ayyyy ellie!!

[wide spear]

Aye what's good m8

[manic atlas]

(actually nevermind, lets not discuss that)

[undone fractal]

The cult leader has arrived

[rich cedar]

Yeah off topic use dms

[daring summit]

💔

[cunning maple]

no clue lol

[manic atlas]

lets get

[undone fractal]

how did you manage to get 18 cult members?

last time you had 3

[hybrid wave]

Ellie what do you play stardew on again...

[cunning maple]

used to play on pc, but now im stuck on playstation

[tough perch]

Eyyy bitch

[hybrid wave]

Ah

[winged hatch]

ELIIE IS FREE

[manic atlas]

why what happened to ur pc

[cunning maple]

lol suh dude 🤍

[wide spear]

Playstation aint so bad

[tough perch]

[cunning maple]

twas my exs. so it was never mine really lol

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[edgy forge]

I use a ps controller to play on mobile PFFT

[manic atlas]

alas, the things we wish were ours, yet are taken away so swiftly. Verily

[undone fractal]

if it was your steam account, technically you haven't lost it

[hybrid wave]

I play on the coleco telestar

[tough perch]

Well time to get a potato to play sdv

[spiral kraken]

Coral 🪸

[cunning maple]

i prefer playing sdv on a turnip

[manic atlas]

a potato can run sdv for sure

[spiral kraken]

Turnip head rarecrow

[winged hatch]

Can a 2014 intel cpu with no gpu run it

[manic atlas]

its hard to lag on stardew lol

[wicked copper]

My laptop used to run sdv and it wasnt a gaming laptap lol

[winged hatch]

I lagged on roblox 😭✌️

[manic atlas]

...prolly not

[winged hatch]

imagine dying to someone with a. 2014 cpu

[vale citrus]

Stardew Valley is a low demanding game

[solemn wave]

My microwave can run it

[hybrid wave]

My old pc came out probably before you were born...

[winged hatch]

CAN A CACULATOR

[daring summit]

Stardew the goat

[winged hatch]

.

[manic atlas]

Roblox 😭 ✌️

[winged hatch]

im not that you g

[undone fractal]

I guess you would probably lag if you were in co-op

and had loads of stuf in your farm

[hybrid wave]

You was born in 2002?

[winged hatch]

I was playing phantom forces lmao

[winged hatch]

....

[manic atlas]

yeah maybe icl, i wouldnt be surprised 😭

[winged hatch]

nvm then

[daring summit]

What's the best colour a single letter could be (asking for a friend)

[hybrid wave]

Depends on the letter

A looks better in red

[urban plaza]

heyyy, does anyone knows if its possible to make a server that my friends can play anytime w/o me on??

[manic atlas]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[tough perch]

Dog my cpu is older than that and it runs sdv just fine

[manic atlas]

lmao

[hybrid wave]

Oooh... sadly not i don't think. The host always needs to be on

[winged hatch]

gang we're talking about stardew 😭💔✌️

[tame gull]

Please use #town-square for off topic conversation

[urban plaza]

ahhhh okay tysm anyway

[manic atlas]

✌️

[tough perch]

We're?

[winged hatch]

i am atleast

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-62870316450580206

[winged hatch]

IM DYLSEIX OK

[manic atlas]

im an idiot

[winged hatch]

I CLICK THE RECOMMENDATIONS WHEN I YYPE

TYPE

[hybrid wave]

Damn bro... can you read junimo

[winged hatch]

probably

[hybrid wave]

Broski drank too much of the potion

[manic atlas]

i assume they were refferring to r asking about the colour of letters bro 😭

not friggin stardew

[winged hatch]

oh

[winged hatch]

lmao

I rlly need sleep.

[hybrid wave]

That was like... less than 1 dialogue box worth of messages...

[cunning maple]

same lol. go nap dude

[manic atlas]

only thing i can imagine them referring to.

[hybrid wave]

Also yeah get some sleep dog, you've been here forever

[manic atlas]

thats what i was talking about when i used the offtopic command too

[hybrid wave]

Stardew can wait

You need sleep

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-gif-12944899486400191725

this should be u

but you too busy playin ✌️

[vale citrus]

Dog didn't go to sleep

[cunning maple]

-# a gif? preposterous

[manic atlas]

-# what

[hybrid wave]

Can't talk about it here I guess

Literally 1984

[cunning maple]

heh

[spare crypt]

How did you type that

[manic atlas]

i am so confused right now

[cunning maple]

-# and then text. idk if you can use it till cowpoke role tho

[manic atlas]

anyway THE CHILDREN in this game am I right

useless

[hybrid wave]

You can. It was changed in the server recently

[manic atlas]

they do nothing

[hybrid wave]

I hate them

[spare crypt]

-# hiiiii

Omg

[rain parrot]

For some reason sam’s heart event didnt trigger for me, i went to the bus stop at 4 pm the day he asked and nothing happened do you guys know why?

[manic atlas]

you can sacrifice them though.. hehe

[spare crypt]

#- so cool

-# so cool

[hybrid wave]

They're like 13 pixels tall bro. Junimos are taller than the kids

[manic atlas]

-# nuh uh mr

[hybrid wave]

Yeah but we can't discuss how here...
-# as much as I want to...

[spare crypt]

-# they are small like this text

[manic atlas]

real, but no size in this game makes sense. the apples are like the size of ur head

[timid otter]

-# tiny talk supremacy

[hybrid wave]

The silo being the same price as 5 apples is dumb too

[manic atlas]

-# fun fact: this is bannable guys

[shy python]

Do ||blue chickens|| have any differences from regular ||chickens||?

[winged hatch]

ya

[manic atlas]

yeah and a cabin is the price of one

[hybrid wave]

Other than color, no

[rich cedar]

Stop it

[winged hatch]

there blue

[shy python]

Thanks

[winged hatch]

omg fime ill sleep

[spare crypt]

-# worth it

[hybrid wave]

Woah its Jetstream sam from the hit game Metal gear rising: revengance. What are you doing in pelican town

[manic atlas]

They're* go to sleep

[fair stream]

they're basically a fun status symbol!

[hybrid wave]

Woah! Hey quill

[fair stream]

hello!

[hybrid wave]

How goes it?

[fair stream]

it goes

waiting for the days when i'll have time to play again

[rich cedar]

Farming

[hybrid wave]

Very nice

[spare crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sid-the-sloth-ice-age-they-do-this-every-year-gif-16076645

[hybrid wave]

Fo you use the weird scissor blade thing instead of a scythe

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[fair stream]

i'm excited to play again, i had started a new save but you know how life is

[spare crypt]

Why can’t I use gifs

[fair stream]

sometimes it just knocks you clean off your feet

[spare crypt]

Shutttt upppp

[fair stream]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels once you reach Cowpoke (level 5) on the server. You earn levels by sending messages, and will be notified by this bot when you've earned Cowpoke! You can send images in #images-and-memes at any level.

You can read more about the server channels in ⁠#welcome and roles in ⁠#roles, and check your current level with /lvl in ⁠#governors-mansion.

Currently, ⁠#stardew-spoilers and ⁠#town-square have embeds disabled for all levels.

To use this command, type !embeds.

[hybrid wave]

Here you go

This was your gif, right?

[spare crypt]

I sent the wrong one

I was supposed to send this

https://tenor.com/view/damon-salvatore-winking-gif-18498133

@hybrid wave

[manic atlas]

there ya go

[spare crypt]

Thankkk youuuu

[hybrid wave]

-# stardew

[coral swallow]

Ah, the embed rite of passage has claimed another

[manic atlas]

-# Ahem yeah

[spare crypt]

-# valley

[hybrid wave]

-# the mods don't like gifs apparently

[manic atlas]

SO HOWS EVERYONES FARM GOING

[hybrid wave]

Grass

[manic atlas]

wilderness farm

[fair stream]

very nice progress on the sprinklers there

[vale citrus]

Going great my ancient fruit wine factory is starting up

[fair stream]

this year 1?

[spare crypt]

Waiting for the homie to wake up from his shitty slumber

Man I shouldn’t have let him make the file 😭

[manic atlas]

💔

[hybrid wave]

Yeah. I usually do way better but I wanted do do coffee bean strats so I'd hate myself more

[spare crypt]

I wanna play stardew but he has the farm in his computer

[coral swallow]

Riverlands Y1 for my Joja run, not bad except I keep forgetting to pet my chickens

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cock-depressed-gif-1388567408964739728

[vale citrus]

Same I need an auto petter fr fr

[hybrid wave]

So I did coffee bean strats and yeah... I hate myself more now. I made lots of money though

[manic atlas]

look at what you've done

[spare crypt]

I asked him to make the farm cuz then if I had the world then I would make progress without him

[fair stream]

beans

[spare crypt]

😭

[spare crypt]

I’m thinking about finishing everything in the community center apart from one thing

And then giving everything to joja

[hybrid wave]

I got this profit every 4 days

[fair stream]

holy-
yeah that's very impressive, omg

[spare crypt]

Imagine watering this everyday 😖😖

[manic atlas]

nah i played with a friend a year ago, i stopped for like a week during summer, told him not to play without me, and i came back and guess what? It was summer... the next fucking year

[hybrid wave]

I ran out of energy each day and got 2 days of rain only...

[vale citrus]

Oof

[spare crypt]

BRO IM CALLIN HIS AHH AND HE AINT PICKIN UP

[fair stream]

how fast did you get to work on the watering can upgrades with this setup tho

[spare crypt]

I hope he’s okayyy

[manic atlas]

and ofc he made basically no progress, just some sprinklers and a coop

[coral swallow]

thats lame af

[fair stream]

what time is it for him

[vale citrus]

I need some good luck days

[coral swallow]

If I'm playing multi on any game like this, I leave the multi server alone until we're all on, otherwise I play a single player world

[manic atlas]

done

we on top of the world

[fair stream]

yeah i have a multi save with an irl friend of mine and we don't play it unless both of us can be on

[manic atlas]

and how often is that

[hybrid wave]

It started the first day of spring where the traveling merchant showed up... so the watering can was only like... copper for all of this

[spare crypt]

Wanna send the job application gif so badly rn