stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

I'd do anything to piss him off

[viral briar]

Also wth is a vip cult member?

[rough wing]

I have some real life things to do today ugh

[cunning maple]

i dunno he kinda game himself that role lol

[cobalt hare]

8 days is plenty of time to gather and arrange items

[viral briar]

Well if he can just do that

Why don't I just

[cunning maple]

yeah go nuts ig lol
just keep it pg 👌

[cobalt hare]

This game is PG, cannot get any worse

[cunning maple]

-# certified worst cult leader

[viral briar]

I'm the sink for the cult

[cobalt hare]

Unless we're talking about Lewis

[cunning maple]

woah

[daring summit]

👆

[cunning maple]

heheheh

[cobalt hare]

join us

and thrive

[viral briar]

You had -2 members

[daring summit]

i will never join

[cobalt hare]

food is arriving in 9 minutes yay

[cunning maple]

lmao

[cobalt hare]

Ellie is the best :(

[cunning maple]

ohhhh jealous gimmeee

[cobalt hare]

I'll share half 🤍

Hope you like sandwiches

[daring summit]

I don't promote cult activities

[cunning maple]

i love food lmao
food is good 👌

[cobalt hare]

me too

[rough wing]

agreed

[cunning maple]

anyone who feeds me is under my protection i swear lol

fastest way to an idiots heart and all that

[daring summit]

wow food as a cult sacrifice

likely story

[cunning maple]

eating food is good vibes so it fits lol

[cobalt hare]

Omw to share food

This is why I stole Pierre's entire family

[cunning maple]

lmao hells yeah 👌

[cobalt hare]

Wouldn't that be weird? If I'm married to his ex wife and daughter

[cunning maple]

oh definitely lol
but also whatever you gotta do to show pierre the finger

[daring summit]

fingies

[cunning maple]

"wultuh"

[cobalt hare]

What's "wultuh"

[cunning maple]

lol its insanely brain dead memes dwai

[rocky pivot]

Heyo

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[cobalt hare]

Ex wife and daughter 💀

[daring summit]

put your [insert thing] away waltuh

[cunning maple]

heheheheh

[cobalt hare]

Don't judge

[rocky pivot]

I'm a cat waltuh
You need to feed me waltuh
I want lasagne waltuh
Meow meow I hate Mondays

[cunning maple]

lmao what have i done?

[daring summit]

too much

[rough wing]

I don’t think I’m awake enough for this yet

[rocky pivot]

Meow meow

?

Who's the hater

[cunning maple]

-# chat would be so much better without me most days lol

[daring summit]

Ellie is officially a trendsetter in #stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

Me

[rocky pivot]

Ellie cult hater ?

[daring summit]

garfienld

[cobalt hare]

Not the cult hater. Pierre hater

[cunning maple]

lol

[rocky pivot]

Oh it's you

I wonder where longshore went

[rocky pivot]

Prarie

[daring summit]

"oh it's you" 😭 😭

[rocky pivot]

I can't focus dude

[daring summit]

i'll go cry myself a water feature

[rocky pivot]

Create a sea

You know what seas HAVE ?

[daring summit]

i own the sea already

[rocky pivot]

You don't own the fishes

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-swimming-ocean-sea-gif-16872662

[daring summit]

i eated the fishes

[cobalt hare]

I need to get more pufferfish for my wife

[daring summit]

some of them are big and made of wood 🙁

[rocky pivot]

That's not a fish

[cunning maple]

oh you mean a BO-AT
or a Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport

[rocky pivot]

Who's the wife

Who revived longshore

[cunning maple]

he had the raygun

[rocky pivot]

[daring summit]

there were pie rates on them

[daring summit]

i never die

[cobalt hare]

Abigail

[cunning maple]

fun fact, i can do a banger dr doofenshmirtz impression 👌💅

[rocky pivot]

Kill Ellie

[rocky pivot]

Parry the platypus

[daring summit]

who do you take me for

[rocky pivot]

Weakling

[rocky pivot]

Ngl porpol kinda mid

[rocky pivot]

I can hear his voice

[daring summit]

i am refusing your order and you call me weak

[rocky pivot]

Alright:c

[cunning maple]

you have strong moral character
should probably assassinate me still but ye proud of ye

[rocky pivot]

Where are the new farmers

I wanna spread misinformation

[rocky pivot]

Aren't you two enemies

[daring summit]

i have a buncha dudes to do that whilst i eat grapes on my throne

[cunning maple]

nah lol
i have no enemies

here at least

[rocky pivot]

I only see one longshore where are your assa sins

[cobalt hare]

I hope I don't either 😂 I can get annoying at times

[cunning maple]

same heh
im sure theres many who dont like me
but enemies? mmmmm nah. not here

[daring summit]

i have insider knowledge from elliecult

but from whom?

you will never know!

[cunning maple]

lol someone snitchin' my secrets?

[rocky pivot]

Yarrrrrr

[daring summit]

indeed

[rocky pivot]

Can't be me

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-smug-smile-miss-kobayashi-kobayashisan-chi-no-maid-dragon-gif-13119038

[rocky pivot]

I'm neutral

[cobalt hare]

I don't hate

[daring summit]

"i'm on the fence"👁️

[cunning maple]

pierre?

[rocky pivot]

Cap

[ripe needle]

wow it 17 now

[rocky pivot]

What fence

[rocky pivot]

Slowly growing out of control

[cobalt hare]

Ok Pierre

[cunning maple]

my fave number 👌✨

[rocky pivot]

I was wondering why is he on a fence

Now I get it

Weird language

[cobalt hare]

[daring summit]

me when the words

[cunning maple]

hate those

[ripe needle]

me when ghoti is fish

[rocky pivot]

Are new farmers a real thing

[daring summit]

maybe

[rocky pivot]

Where are they I'm losing my horses

[daring summit]

hah missed oyour quota

now you're fired

[cobalt hare]

Your name changes more than I do my pfp

[rocky pivot]

Oyour

[daring summit]

my name changes more than models during photoshoots

[rocky pivot]

He gotta do multiple jobs

At once

Longshore
Ellie cult hater
Eternal suffering

[ripe needle]

Halee

is that conditionjng

[daring summit]

!haley

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[rocky pivot]

Hayley

[daring summit]

!hayley

[novel thistle]

Haley only has one ‘y’ in it…

To use this command, type !hayley.

[rocky pivot]

!leag

[thorn saddle]

stardew valley got some of the best game memes

r/stardewvalleymemes

[thorn saddle]

hayley lol

[cobalt hare]

HAEYLEH

[daring summit]

bad

[rocky pivot]

Ima bounce

[daring summit]

bye bye

[cobalt hare]

what's bad?

[daring summit]

that spelling of haley

[cobalt hare]

I purposely did it

[daring summit]

i knoq

[cunning maple]

esg?

[fading pine]

hii

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy 👋

[daring summit]

eternal suffering giver

[cunning maple]

ellie secretly gay

[daring summit]

that is NOT secret 💔

[cobalt hare]

aye

[daring summit]

whatevs ellie secretly goated is more like it

[daring summit]

lebian flag

[cunning maple]

ye :)

[cobalt hare]

Happily a bi

[cunning maple]

i have one hung up and had to double check lol

[daring summit]

i am the greyscale one

[cobalt hare]

Which?

[cunning maple]

oh ace?

[daring summit]

nooo

[cunning maple]

ah damn lol

[daring summit]

err lemme see

ahh wait no i'm bad at remembering

[cunning maple]

lol

[cobalt hare]

google ain't helping

[daring summit]

ye i'm straight if y'all could've guessed that

[cunning maple]

oh lol
lame my colours are better 💅✨

/j

[signal badge]

damn i got an apricot from the bat cave

[daring summit]

colours are fun

i remembered this one

[cunning maple]

orange and purple are my faves so makes sense id turn out this way lol

[daring summit]

subtle foreshadowing

[signal badge]

wait why is there a random owl statue on my farm

[cunning maple]

lmao

[daring summit]

rare event

[cunning maple]

random event, theyre kinda rare

just decoration

[signal badge]

i guess i'll keep it then

[grand ferry]

Eat it, yummy statue

[daring summit]

yay have a random statue carved and airdropped to your exact location

i hate words

[cunning maple]

same

[cobalt mesa]

abigail is that you?

[rocky pivot]

Beep boop

[grand ferry]

Perhaps..

[rocky pivot]

[daring summit]

bro came back from the dip

[rocky pivot]

What's esg now

Your flower pfp takes my attention away

[daring summit]

i like flowers

[rocky pivot]

Me too

That flower should open at night

Right?

[daring summit]

that was my intention

[daring summit]

morning glory

[rocky pivot]

Lemme search it's relatives

[daring summit]

idk i took the pic of it bc i thought it looked cute

(i was 9)

[rocky pivot]

Looks good

[daring summit]

i am the one who photographs

[daring summit]

AAAAA lemme play games bye bye

[rocky pivot]

BY3 BYE

[naive ermine]

How many tile gap is required for tree farm.

[agile warren]

1 tile between trees

You can put floors around the saplings and they'll still grow

[cunning maple]

!trees

[novel thistle]

Trees require one tile of space in every direction in order to grow. Normal trees can share a tile, but fruit saplings cannot.
Once fully grown, you are able to place anything next to them. Only non-sapling trees can have paths placed nearby while growing.
(The left side shows the space needed for trees on their own, the right side shows the space needed for trees to be planted near each other.)

To use this command, type !trees.

[rough wing]

k I’m awake (ish) again…need to do some real life adulting things this morning, then traveling, might not have much time to play for the next 12 hrs

[cunning maple]

hopefully it goes by fast

[naive ermine]

Thanks.

[rough wing]

ngl my brother’s kitties are kinda funny about waking me up

[naive ermine]

Thank you

[scenic spade]

Hi :)) I hope you’re all having a great day, I’m a new farmer in Stardew and I’m really loving the game so far on my switch. I’m 23f, from the USA, and if anyone wants to be friends to talk about Stardew or other topics feel free to dm me! (Please be 20+)

[rough wing]

Heya, welcome

[cunning maple]

welcome, if youre looking for a game specific you can try #1139016532966506576 as well

[signal badge]

finally gave lewis his stupid shorts

[cunning maple]

noice 👌

[grave birch]

Hello there, people

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[rough wing]

heya

[grave birch]

nice to meet you all

weit, why it look like i am silenced?

[rough wing]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[grave birch]

ohh rigt i didet caht it thanx

[rough wing]

Basically, you need to chat in the text channels for a few hours before you can unmute in voice

[grave birch]

hi

[rough wing]

No problem! It’s a common question lol

[zealous tree]

Hello everyone

[rough wing]

Heya

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[cobalt hare]

The question is why is it in Marnie's room?

[rough wing]

If I can get all my tasks for this morning done quickly enough (so many little things), I can play a day or two of Stardew before I leave here this afternoon

[lavish basin]

Why do you think

[cobalt hare]

[signal badge]

also i can finally build a barn

[lavish basin]

In what possible situation would he leave his underwear in another woman's room

Sleepover party!!! Yeeahhh

[cobalt hare]

SLEEPOVER HELL YEAH

[cunning maple]

they were up all night on pictochat 👌✨

[lavish basin]

New farmers sleepover when?? We can have pillow fights and watch movies and eat popcorn

[cobalt hare]

They were playing Jenga

[cunning maple]

dude you have no idea how much id love that shit lol

[signal badge]

playing jenga with your underwear?

[rough wing]

sounds fun

[lavish basin]

Would go hard, one day...one day

[cunning maple]

sometimes jenga gets intense man lmao

[lavish basin]

LMFAO

[cunning maple]

id definitely be the bitch to push someone through a wall during a pillow fight 👌✨

[cobalt hare]

I'M DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

[rough wing]

I’m not sure how to respond lol so I’m gonna start cooking breakfast

[cunning maple]

valid lol

[signal badge]

anyway just to confirm

barn > coop right

[cunning maple]

ye

cows > chickens
and when pigs get involved shit gets good

[signal badge]

time to build

[thorn axle]

Can’t find it

[solemn wave]

Hell yeah 30% sale on steam

[thorn axle]

I’m ……

[cunning maple]

noice 👌

[rough wing]

yeah that was my response, too

[agile warren]

Playing Jenga with Lewis' shorts

[distant ruin]

that would be so fun!

[sturdy seal]

heyy

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[rough wing]

heya

[distant ruin]

hi!

[cerulean lance]

Hello I’m new here, I was told by another group that someone may be able to help me with a modding issue?

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome! For mod related questions you have #modded-stardew , for issues with a mod or downloading them, #1272025932932055121

[cerulean lance]

Thank youu

[crimson cargo]

hii

[cunning maple]

howdy

[rough wing]

heya

[robust topaz]

Can you catch a fish in the storm, which is catchable only in rain?

[plush nexus]

Yeah storm is practically rain but has lightning

[robust topaz]

Ok nice, tho I'll check it myself

[plush nexus]

Good luck

[robust topaz]

Ty

[magic frigate]

Omg so cute I love it

[devout moss]

Hi guys

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[devout moss]

Hruuu

[cunning maple]

havent slept weeeee lol
hru?

[devout moss]

im goodddd js got off the game

gotta clean 💔

[rough wing]

heya

[plush nexus]

Hey

[devout moss]

hihiiiii

[devout moss]

hiiii

[plush nexus]

Want me to read you bedtime stories?

[rough wing]

I need to clean (and pack to leave from catsitting and a few other chores) before I can play Stardew

[cobalt mesa]

i just saw a pierre cut scene. I get the hate now.

[devout moss]

oh yeaaa how’d the catsitting go and the travel??

[devout moss]

HAHAA

[cunning maple]

heh sure
the more violent and gothic horror-y the better 🤍✨

[plush nexus]

Alright I could that for you

[cunning maple]

gimme fun nightmares 👌
i love those sm heheheheh

[rough wing]

Good. I’ve actually been cat sitting for my brother for a week, and today I’m leaving to go cat sit for my sister for another week 😂

[devout moss]

omg I’d be so homesick

[coral swallow]

yo farmers

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[sacred pier]

Sup

Lol ellie r u collecting pokemons in ur cult

[cunning maple]

yeah lil bit lol

[tough perch]

Well there are 134 pokemons left for the full index

[cunning maple]

gotta catch em all

[rough wing]

I don’t mind it, lol. Will need to take an uber/lyft to leave here and go there. But I’m trying to do all the chore stuff (dishwasher, garbage and recycling, laundry, litterboxes, cleaning, shower) as fast as I can this morning so I have time to play a day or two of Stardew before I head to my sister’s

[sacred pier]

Ellie kethum

[urban plaza]

just started my first winter, honestly kinda peaceful

[devout moss]

I seee well I hope it all goes well for u

[tough perch]

Ellie ketchup

[coral swallow]

haven't caught me!

[coral swallow]

yes winter in Stardew is cozy af

[cunning maple]

join and ill spam u with shitty gifs

[urban plaza]

literally all i do is fish

[rough wing]

Stardew will be my reward for being a productive adult lol

[urban plaza]

LOLLL

[devout moss]

yesss I love the winter

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy, welcome

[coral swallow]

well if you can't beat em, join em, as they say

[thorn axle]

Cute icon

[urban plaza]

TWINS

i brought my first chicken as wellll

[devout moss]

good for u!!!

I’m working on goats 😭😭

[urban plaza]

thank youuu

[rough wing]

I’m kinda looking forward to winter (only on spring 8 so I have a ways to go lmao)

[orchid tapir]

Thank you!!

[coral swallow]

I havent been able to walk in a week without pain and its getting better, I'm ready to be productive again lol!

[cunning maple]

omg its cutesie krobus! didnt even notice 💖

[devout moss]

omg are u okay??

[coral swallow]

yeah its a chronic condition, happens every few months. swelling and whatnot.

[rough wing]

oof, glad it’s gettung bettwr

[devout moss]

oh wow I wish the best for u and I hope it feels better soon this time around

[sacred pier]

Get well soon. Wish i was a wizard so i could cast a healing spell

[rough wing]

cat trying to eat my breakfast messing up my typing lol

[cunning maple]

yeah get well soon hopefully, sounds like its getting better so

[coral swallow]

Then again I've been laying low since february after my operation, so thats how I was able to get perfection in Stardew in 2.5 months haha

[thorn axle]

Damn

[coral swallow]

thanks Ellie ya dang sweetheart you

[cunning maple]

ill be sure to bring you lots if food for your recovery
dont question why half of it will be gone tho

[thorn axle]

Lmao

It’s the food tax

[coral swallow]

Bring me the Stardew Valley cookbook!

[cunning maple]

i want that sooooo baddddd

i keep seeing people make stuff from it on reddit AND IT LOOKS SO DAMN PERFECT AND GOOD

[coral swallow]

I bet ya Barnes n Noble has it. They had the Skyrim, Fallout, and Witcher cookbooks

[rough wing]

can confirm, I was there awhile back to get a bday gift for my mom and saw it

[coral swallow]

Oh snap! Well I'm going to SLC in September, I'll try and make it to a B&N to pick that up

[cunning maple]

i know youre the one who needs recovery and gifts but if you get that book and bake a blueberry tart i will be at your doorstep with a fork and knife ready to go

[vocal smelt]

[cunning maple]

howdy lol

[vocal smelt]

Howdy

[cobalt hare]

Krobus mention!

[vocal smelt]

It’s been a while since I’ve stepped foot here

[cobalt hare]

I love Krobus

[coral swallow]

haha definitely

[rough wing]

k breakfast has been eaten (I saved you some hash browns @cunning maple ), now time to run the dishwasher…and then shower, laundry, packing, cleaning chores, etc)

[thorn axle]

[cunning maple]

dawww ty heh

[coral swallow]

ugh its sad not having recipes on a new playthrough, and Ive been forgetting to watch queen of sauce

[vocal smelt]

Noooo

Guys how do I play on PC

[cunning maple]

steam probably lol idk

[devout moss]

steam

[rocky pivot]

Press keyboard

[vocal smelt]

Okay

This is difficult

[rocky pivot]

Make sure it clicks

[vocal smelt]

Yep it’s clicking

Click click click

[rocky pivot]

You are set

[vocal smelt]

It won’t stop using the watering can

[mystic jasper]

Chiikawa

[vocal smelt]

Usagi

Nooo

I forgot

[rough wing]

Time to be productive and level up my adulting skill 😭

[vocal smelt]

Good luck!

[rough wing]

hehe thanks

[vocal smelt]

Yesss

[rough wing]

Stardew will be my reward if I finish in time

[vocal smelt]

Yes

Finish your tasks

Something I’ll never do

[mystic jasper]

bruh

[vocal smelt]

Don’t blame me💔 💔

[mystic jasper]

ok I won't blame you

[vocal smelt]

Thank you

[mystic jasper]

oh no it's bald

[vocal smelt]

Yep

Sebastian

[odd phoenix]

hiii

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[mystic jasper]

hello

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy chipmunk 👋🤍

ignore me im tired lol

[coral swallow]

lol returning Lewis' shorts subtly... in the middle of a crowded bar on friday night

"HERE'S YOUR CHONIES LEWIS"

[ripe needle]

he has no shame anyways

when u put his short in the luau, he announces its his 🤭

[coral swallow]

I missed that opportunity sadly! I've seen people put it in the autumn grange display too

[paper lodge]

best selling crop for fall?

[coral swallow]

pumpkins, cranberries, corn

[vale citrus]

Afternoon friends

[paper lodge]

which is the most profitable?

[vale citrus]

Cranberries

[coral swallow]

heya!

[paper lodge]

tyy

[coral swallow]

(except still morning for me)

[vale citrus]

Pumpkins are also valuable but you gotta make juice out of them, with kegs

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy angel 👋🤍

[vale citrus]

Ellie hugs

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-hug-mayburi-bridget-may-gif-11343093385535605455

[mystic jasper]

Dang I'm playing mc

[mystic jasper]

Brisket

[cunning maple]

biscuit ✨

[mystic jasper]

bagel

[cunning maple]

breakfast :3

[magic frigate]

FFFFFFFF CURSE YOU ALBINO FOR MAKING ME CRAVE A BAGEL NOW

A brisket bagel

[daring summit]

bagel

[magic frigate]

That's the most UwU fish I've ever seen

[daring summit]

anaira jumpscare

[cunning maple]

so scary

[magic frigate]

ooga booga

[mystic jasper]

She scery

[magic frigate]

-# Good.

[daring summit]

I'm scares

[mystic jasper]

About to throw hands

[daring summit]

Penny would only punch school bullies

[magic frigate]

Based tbh

[tough perch]

It looks like she grows a tail at first glance

[cunning maple]

uh.. sure..... lol
-# i dont see it

[primal horizon]

hello

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy, welcome 👋

[bold remnant]

👋

[tulip depot]

Just got this game because a friend showed me a furry mod that made elliot really cute, whats his movement schedule, how do i get special events with him and etc?

[cunning maple]

uhhh normally unmodded he mostly chills at his cabin or beach. hes kinda not too common to see around

as for getting his events, just give him liked or loved gifts to increase friendship. every 2 hearts you should get a new cutscene

[tulip depot]

i don't think the mod changes anything other than sprites and some minor dialogue (ex. paw instead of hand)

[tulip depot]

ah okay

and as for my next playthrough, i wanna go for sebastian

but hes like emo and ive seen him TWICE

when does he pop up

[cunning maple]

yeah hes the same way. often in his room, occasionally by the lake or hanging with sam

you can check npc schedules on the wiki. everyday is listed 👌

[tough perch]

And when raining he practices covid lockdown

[tulip depot]

i noticed he doesn't come out on rainy days

well

except that green rain

he was in the tavern

[lapis cargo]

hi

really sorry

[cunning maple]

howdy

[lapis cargo]

where do i look for people to play with

?

[cunning maple]

make a post or answer one in #1139016532966506576

[tulip depot]

oh uh, for someone just starting the game, how far should i be into the caves? i went down to like floor 60 just cus a friend said to mine a lot but im not entirely sure if thats what i should be doing

[cunning maple]

theres no rush. as long as youre making progress youre good

60 is pretty decent

[tulip depot]

oh and erm i guess while im here

[bold remnant]

I was just in the regular mines and I just got 2 coffee beans from mobs while I was getting iron ore

[tulip depot]

is there a mod that makes my character ALSO an anthro animal.. feels a little too much like animal crossing right now

[tough perch]

40 is good enough

Cus iron

[cunning maple]

almost certainly is, probably multiple, ask around in #modded-stardew maybe theyll have some suggestions

[abstract pendant]

what does "(star) + 4 Attack" mean

[sacred pier]

Probably a buff

[cunning maple]

oh thats an innate enchantment. just random small bonuses

[sacred pier]

Or that

[cunning maple]

not very important or impactful. but a nice surprise

[sacred pier]

Yea

[viral briar]

Eh I'm boerd in fall, should I get the furniture catalouge?

[cunning maple]

sure. decorating is fun and will keep ya busy

[viral briar]

Alr

[bold remnant]

What are good crops for summer again?

[spare patio]

anyone have any ideas of things to do in winter?

[viral briar]

Bluebery

[urban plaza]

whats haleys loved gifts, everything i give her she says 'for me thank you!' but my hearts w her never go up? been doing this since spring and im now on winter only have 1 heart w her

[willow ermine]

Blueberries and strawberries are my go to

[urban plaza]

i fish and mine!!

[cunning maple]

||starfruit if bus||, blueberries if not

[viral briar]

Decorate, prepare the farm

Do quests

[spare patio]

coconuts and daffodils i think

[viral briar]

||skull caverns||

[cunning maple]

it takes a long time usually to raise friendship. even with lived gifts.

[urban plaza]

thank youuu

[bold remnant]

Thanks

[urban plaza]

how do i unlock this??

[pale willow]

strawberries are spring crops

[cunning maple]

bus, complete the vault bundle

[viral briar]

Get to the bottom of the mines which is ||120||

[urban plaza]

thank you!!

[willow ermine]

Lmao ur right I just woke up 😭

[urban plaza]

tysm

[viral briar]

Also if I may ask, what does the glistering boulder removal do?

[cunning maple]

||unlocks panning. very situational but ok when upgrading the pan||

[rough wing]

I’m back for a bit. I’ve made some good progress on being productive and getting things done. Not done yet, but gonna take a break

[viral briar]

Ooooooo!

[rough wing]

Maybe play a day of Stardew as a break? hmm

[daring summit]

upgradeable hat

[viral briar]

Also I feel like I'ma faint irl ebeb

[cunning maple]

lol lay down and rest pls dont faint

[viral briar]

False alarm

[rough wing]

I’ve done that before (yay cardiac issue), 0/10 do not recommend

[viral briar]

Yeah I think I completed the fishing bundles. Now I gotta see what bundle I should do next

[rough wing]

nice

[viral briar]

Bulletin board? Nah that's annoying AF.

I gotta check

[lavish basin]

Bulletin board? Can't relate. #LifeisbetterwithJoja

[daring summit]

Join us. Thrive

[magic frigate]

#paidad #sponsoredbyjoja

[rough wing]

I haven’t completed any of the bundles yet lol, although I prob could turn in the spring foraging bundle now, actually

[bold remnant]

Strawberries won't grow in summer

[cunning maple]

idk sounds kinda cult-y. idk if im into that

[civic terrace]

Hiii, I have a question, I’m thinking about buying stardew valley in my pc and there is two versions for buy, the stardew valley and stardew valley soundtrack, what would the soundtrack make difference? I won’t hear the relaxing music in the game?

[lavish basin]

I say as I sip on my joja cola

[magic frigate]

Soundtrack is just for your own outside of the game

[cunning maple]

thats literally just a bonus. you still get music in the normal game lol

[lavish basin]

Buying the soundtrack is just to download it to your PC iirc

[magic frigate]

Mmmm, yummy preservatives

[civic terrace]

Ohhh ok

[viral briar]

Uhhh

What do chickens eat

[cunning maple]

hay or grass outside. all animals do

[rough wing]

grass outside or hay inside

[cunning maple]

!feed

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !feed.

[cunning maple]

be sure to place hay on the bench there

[urban plaza]

THATS WHY MY CHICK IS SKINNY..#

[viral briar]

Ah thanks

Yeah ig it's silo time

[cunning maple]

you dont need a silo, but its nice to have ig

[daring summit]

probably because baby

[rocky pivot]

Heyo

[rough wing]

I started getting eggs (half silver, half base) on spring 3 on my meadowlands farm

heya

[rocky pivot]

Who's this joja

[daring summit]

my 80th job

[vale citrus]

We mustn't say

[viral kiln]

guys how to do the item id glitch on nintendo switch because [ and ] just dissapears when done typing the codes

[cunning maple]

idk if you can

think its a pc-mobile thing only now

[daring summit]

CCSO stands for Chief Customer Service Officer

[rocky pivot]

You can't

[rocky pivot]

Mouthful

[paper lodge]

best spot to fish during fall?

[viral kiln]

damn it

[cunning maple]

river until 6pm, then ocean
unless rain, then stay at the river

[daring summit]

probably water

[paper lodge]

tyyy

[plush nexus]

river I think

[coral swallow]

omg.. I got another warning from the bouncer? sheesh man

[daring summit]

or just get the JojaMart Fishing Trawler™

[rocky pivot]

You are like the cashier from gumball

[daring summit]

real

i saw that .

[plush nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[daring summit]

you cannot hide

[cunning maple]

dammit i missed a thing

[plush nexus]

it was a quicktime event

[cunning maple]

lmao

[viral briar]

10 clay.... What's the fastest way of getting clay?

[rocky pivot]

What happened

WHAT HAPPENED

[cunning maple]

tilling the mines

its gonna suck and be slow

[daring summit]

tilling tiles

[viral briar]

Yeah I know

I had to till for both scrolls

[plush nexus]

digging up worm spots or digging in the mines

you can also get clay from barrels in the mines as well

[daring summit]

Joja Clay digger will work wonders

[viral briar]

Eh I don't want joja stuff (unless it's cola)

[daring summit]

could you explain why our services and products are not to standard

[cunning maple]

blue

[daring summit]

at joja, we care about what the customer thinks

[halcyon rampart]

hey joja CS i really like your line of furniture from the joja catalog but why is it all branded 🙁 it makes it extra ugly

[urban plaza]

at what point do u get the option to pick what route you do?

[daring summit]

quality cares not about looks

[cunning maple]

like joja vs cc? i think when the community center opens you can then go into joja and pick the membership path

otherwise you're automatically doing cc

[urban plaza]

ahhhh okok

[plush nexus]

You can do cc at any point but choosing the joja membership can block you from progressing cc

[halcyon rampart]

why can i fish joja cola in the ocean? does your corporation dump garbage everywhere?

[daring summit]

because JojaCola is given to joja stores directly from the ocean spirits

the ocean itself knows quality

[cunning maple]

joja cola is naturally found in water, the company just harvests and sells it

[halcyon rampart]

is that why the ocean is blue like joja? or is joja colored blue for the ocean?

[plush nexus]

the ocean is blue from all the joja cola in it

[daring summit]

the ocean spirits that shaped the water, shaped JojaCola in tandem, they are one and the same

[rocky pivot]

Hah

[cunning maple]

-# theyre putting joja cola in the water thats makin the friggin frogs gay!

[rocky pivot]

Oh shi

I drank the water

[cobalt hare]

This kind of conversations make me glad I joined this server.

[cunning maple]

lol

[rocky pivot]

F , this is so stupid 😭

[cunning maple]

thats me ✨

[rocky pivot]

[fathom sequoia]

joja cola is trash

[daring summit]

i disagree

[cunning maple]

lol

[rocky pivot]

I disagree

[fathom sequoia]

of course you would

[rocky pivot]

Istg if you switch jobs again after I come back

[fathom sequoia]

when picked up from the river its literally labeled trash, therefore

its trash

[cunning maple]

same

[daring summit]

Boooo

[rocky pivot]

He tryna defame

Sue him

[sacred pier]

Cant defame trash tho

Anyways,

[rocky pivot]

Go mine for your ||auto petter||

[paper lodge]

is river the one in the bridge?

or near the sewers?

[sacred pier]

How many blueberries yall recommend for summer without any sprinklers or the water can upgrade

[daring summit]

spoler

[sacred pier]

Both

[cunning maple]

river is the town or the cindersap forest

best to fish under leahs house for deep water imo

[paper lodge]

tyyy

[cobalt hare]

40

[rocky pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/spoiler-alert-spoiler-go-time-gif-13921804794138892823

[sacred pier]

Fish in front of jodis house or leahs house for best spot

[sacred pier]

Quite low no?

In spring i planted like 80 crops atleast

[cobalt hare]

I mean yes but without sprinklers 40 is decent! Or else you wont have any energy to do anything else!

[sacred pier]

I have some ....yea actually i dont gud point

Nice pfp btw

Very cute

[cobalt hare]

Thenks!! Someone in this chat gave me the link to the free pfp maker!

[static light]

why are you like this

[sacred pier]

Ya the portrait maker iirc, i tried making a portrait....i made the character look so ugly i never used it again lololol

[cobalt hare]

Lmaooo

[cobalt hare]

Is something the matter?

[daring summit]

wonky innit

[static light]

i dont understand

[rocky pivot]

What's wonky

[viral briar]

Does robin takes Tuesdays off?

[sacred pier]

Ye

[daring summit]

odd

[viral briar]

...

[daring summit]

also yay new job

[rocky pivot]

Wobbly

[vale citrus]

Does Robin have a catalog or do you need to use the phone

[sacred pier]

Basically every married lady and emily takes tuesday off

[rocky pivot]

Hi who are you

[sacred pier]

They all are at the pierres

[daring summit]

i'm uhh

Ethelbert Eustace Longshore

[static light]

if yall could be a fruit…??! What type of fruit would ya be.

[rocky pivot]

Woa woa buddy take a breath

[daring summit]

date

[sacred pier]

Sour but nutritious fruit

[vale citrus]

Cherries

[sacred pier]

New fruit from amazon jungles

[daring summit]

or wait is date a vegeytable

[rocky pivot]

Banana

[sacred pier]

-i made that shit up so dont go looking for it XD

[rocky pivot]

It's a fruit

What vegetable is sweet

[daring summit]

HAH

[daring summit]

orange

[rocky pivot]

Good point

You beat me

[static light]

no one shall beat another persone

[daring summit]

oh that's from that one book

[static light]

i think id be a cookie

[daring summit]

ayt lemme go do the joja route for the achievement

[viral briar]

Oh god it's John joja

[cunning maple]

lmao

[viral briar]

Anyways

Which levels have a lot of B u g

[cunning maple]

16-29

[daring summit]

13-17

[viral briar]

Thanks!

[vale citrus]

I finally changed my hair

[daring summit]

yay

[cunning maple]

yippee

[rocky pivot]

Yey

[daring summit]

i wanna see if peopel will recognise me as john joja

[rocky pivot]

My memory is too short for dis

[cunning maple]

i dont recognize u without the flower tbh lol

[rocky pivot]

The flower is beautiful

[daring summit]

flower liker detected

[rocky pivot]

Since you removed the flower I can focus now

[daring summit]

i'll take it as a compliment because i took the picture

[cunning maple]

ranked top 10 globally

[rocky pivot]

Yey

[shy python]

Is there any way to mass-buy on play station?

[rocky pivot]

Remove Mortis

[cunning maple]

i believe holding x and square will buy 5 at a time

[daring summit]

no

[vale citrus]

Noice I'm the top speedrunner

[rocky pivot]

I should add micro transactions to my game

[shy python]

You have save me a lot of time

Now I can buy all the stone of the universe

[rocky pivot]

Average Abigail

[daring summit]

alright i made my character

#farms-and-outfits if you wanna see ig

[viral briar]

When will my chicken start laying some eggs

[cunning maple]

when theyre matured and fed. so just a few days

3 days iirc

[viral briar]

How do I know if they A R E fed?

[daring summit]

if you pet them and they have a heart

[viral briar]

Nvm mind

[cunning maple]

if you pet em and a heart comes up, they should be fed

[viral briar]

He lew egg

:D

[cunning maple]

"lew" lmao

[daring summit]

eg

[viral briar]

Layed

Eg

[daring summit]

buy joja eggs

[viral briar]

Will chickens eat grass if there is no hay?

[daring summit]

i didn't make them in a lab i swear

[daring summit]

yes

if the coop door is open

[viral briar]

So I don't have to worry abt feeding this bambino?

It is

[cunning maple]

if animals are let outside, theyll eat grass (which is better)
if they cant do that, theyll eat hay

[daring summit]

only really in winter

or rain

[viral briar]

Is there a mayo maker?

!mayo

[cunning maple]

yep! mayo machine, level 2 farming

[daring summit]

mayer

[vocal smelt]

Mayour maker

[cunning maple]

wood stone copper bar and earth crystal

[vocal smelt]

[viral briar]

Welp idk how it looks like so I'ma look it up

Also thanks a million!

[cunning maple]

[[Mayonnaise Machine]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Mayonnaise_Machine

[viral briar]

Nvm found it

[daring summit]

mayer

[viral briar]

Oh

[vocal smelt]

LMAO

THATS SO SILLY

[cunning maple]

bruh

[cunning maple]

just had that ready to go lol

[daring summit]

i opened a tab so fast

[viral briar]

Also we have a 18th member

[cunning maple]

ye

[viral briar]

This is getting insane

[daring summit]

in this cult?

[viral briar]

Doesn't a cult need 100 members?

[vocal smelt]

What kind of cult is this

[cunning maple]

nah lol

[viral briar]

You had that shit ready to go wtf

[vocal smelt]

It’s okay they’re working on it

[cunning maple]

a goofy chill one lol

[daring summit]

*ahem"

[vocal smelt]

Do we pray to the mayo

[viral briar]

Man

[cunning maple]

nah. we vibe. maybe drink pepsi

[vocal smelt]

Pepsi

[viral briar]

Or 7up

[vocal smelt]

I like 7up

In America it’s sprite sigh

[viral briar]

Pepi

[vocal smelt]

It doesn’t even make sense

[daring summit]

approved

[viral briar]

I also drink Sprite, can't taste the difference between both of sm

[vocal smelt]

Sprite gives you spite

[vocal smelt]

It’s literally the same thing

[daring summit]

2 liter spite by point north reference

[viral briar]

7up gives you a 7pack of abs

[bold remnant]

Lvl 9 in mining

[viral briar]

Don't ask hiw

[viral briar]

Noice!

[vocal smelt]

That’s amazing

[viral briar]

You and your nitro...

[vocal smelt]

LOLLLLLL

My actual reaction tbh

[daring summit]

i have images in my pocket

[viral briar]

That sprite packaging looks like it's going to give me the FEELING of a heart attack

[vocal smelt]

More like a stroke tbh

[viral briar]

Kinda makes me feel useless

[bold remnant]

I thought I hit lvl 7 in fishing the other day, but I'm still lvl 6

[vocal smelt]

That a drink has more power than you

[viral briar]

Welp I gotta prepare thyself for b u g killing for funny fisherman

[daring summit]

wongy

[viral briar]

I thought John joja would send a Minos image-

[daring summit]

i don't even know what that is

[vocal smelt]

[viral briar]

Non ultrakill fan spotted, laughing at user!

[vocal smelt]

You and your whatever that guy is sticker

[viral briar]

Gil

[vocal smelt]

Oh? STOP

[viral briar]

Gaymatic shard

[vocal smelt]

Queermatic shard

[viral briar]

dayum

[daring summit]

pridematic shard smh y'all can't understand peak

[viral briar]

What abt ultrakill

[vocal smelt]

[viral briar]

Mhm

[vocal smelt]

Omg good one

[viral briar]

[vocal smelt]

Yes

[viral briar]

Da gays

[vocal smelt]

Frog

[viral briar]

:D

[vocal smelt]

STOP

[viral briar]

I did 2emoji only stories of the pride flag

[vocal smelt]

LOL

This is magnificent

[daring summit]

i have too much stuff

[vocal smelt]

Too much is never too much

[viral briar]

Fuck you how abt

[vocal smelt]

[viral briar]

SO SHINY

[vocal smelt]

Hmmm yeah

[viral briar]

I mean

is better

[vocal smelt]

Yes

[viral briar]

Since male farmer and Alex has some lines

Some good ones

[grim solar]

[viral briar]

Also whit the gay frog emoji story, I ended it like this

[vocal smelt]

I have a opinion and my opinion is that all bachelors and bachelorettes are pansexual or bi or something

[viral briar]

🤸‍♂️

🛏️ 🏌️‍♂️

[vocal smelt]

Otherwise male farmer x Alex is %100 valid

[viral briar]

Gtfo of the bed!

[lavish basin]

I mean that's just canon,not an opinion

[vocal smelt]

Okay

[lavish basin]

Everyone is gay!!!

[daring summit]

david

[vocal smelt]

Has anyone ever seen a fat, morbidly obese bat

[viral briar]

Me

[lavish basin]

John joja

[vocal smelt]

I want to see one

[daring summit]

do you approve of there brand

[lavish basin]

Life is better with Joja

[viral briar]

🤸‍♂️

.                       🦽 🏌️‍♂️

[daring summit]

i hate english kdevfuwqvAE

[viral briar]

We!

[vocal smelt]

Let’s speak Stardew

[daring summit]

this is true

[vocal smelt]

stardew

Dew

Sta

[viral kiln]

so since the item id glitch wont work for switch shall i buy the mobile game version because i can 😆

[lavish basin]

Why not

[viral kiln]

because they patched it on switch lol and i have enough money left on my apple account to buy stardew valley

[vocal smelt]

Yes

You should

[viral kiln]

lmao yeahh

[vocal smelt]

On mobile i like where you can tap on the screen and it takes you there without you having to control it n stuff

You can just sit back and eat something as your character walks

[viral kiln]

mobile can have mods right?

[vocal smelt]

Sadly..

[viral briar]

Android only

[vocal smelt]

Yea

[viral kiln]

oh thats okay lmaoo as long as i can cheat 😭

[viral briar]

And I'm a android user : steam happy :

[vocal smelt]

Im an apple..

[daring summit]

epic

[vocal smelt]

🍎

[viral kiln]

same lmao

[daring summit]

apple with the worm

[viral briar]

[vocal smelt]

No literally

[oak elk]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-boy-baloon-сигма-сигма-мем-gif-7403412771067527752

[viral briar]

Hah he's on junimo!

[vocal smelt]

Im an apple

[oak elk]

how seng gif

[viral briar]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[daring summit]

makes sense

[viral briar]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[daring summit]

back to the flower game hell yeah

[viral briar]

Level 5 let's u do stuff

[oak elk]

/lvl

[viral briar]

#governors-mansion

[manic ice]

Hiii

[vocal smelt]

That reminded me Ty

[oak elk]

lvl upgrade is too long

[vocal smelt]

Im not even close

[daring summit]

bah

[cunning maple]

howdy

[daring summit]

takes uhh 2 hours

[cunning maple]

quit joja already?

[vocal smelt]

Oh god

[daring summit]

bad pay

[cunning maple]

ye i hear its like 5g an hour

[vocal smelt]

Sadly

[viral briar]

Guess check #governors-mansion

[vocal smelt]

Ok

[viral briar]

We need to get the governor to level 5!

[rocky pivot]

Lovely flower

[viral briar]

🤸‍♂️

🛏️ 🏌️‍♂️

Yeet!

[daring summit]

yipee

[vocal smelt]

Flower

[paper lodge]

is cow better than goat profit wise?

[shadow marlin]

I'm farming n stuff

[rocky pivot]

Cow

[cunning maple]

yeah

[rocky pivot]

Mooo

[paper lodge]

tyy

[devout niche]

i reached lvl 1 for farming yet i dont have the recipe for scarecrow, whats wrong?

[left swift]

Wait 1 day after leveling

[plush nexus]

You learn perks and recipes at night after leveling up

[devout niche]

oh yeah i got it now

i was too impatient 😭

[plush nexus]

It happens dw

[paper lodge]

is there like a max number of barns?

[plush nexus]

Not really, you're only capped by the farm map's space

[slim vigil]

Guys

[paper lodge]

ok tyy

[slim vigil]

Get in wplace

And draw Stardew things

[viral briar]

Is there like any other fish in the desert other than sandfish?

[pale willow]

yeah, ||scorpion carp|| too

[rocky pivot]

Fish

[pale willow]

that place is cc spoiler btw

[viral briar]

Nice

Also how do I get earth crystals fast? For m a y o

[hollow stag]

How can I get 12 points in year 3 day 1 when grandpa evaluated my farm, I’m in year 1 fall 25 and I only have 4739g currently (not total)

[urban plaza]

HEY YALL, how do i put a hook on my rod??

[cobalt hare]

You need an iridium rod

[hollow stag]

I think u need an iridium rod which you can get from Willy’s for 7000g

[cobalt hare]

Cannot hook a normal rod!

[daring summit]

indeed

[pale willow]

found in regular mines 1-39