#stardew-valley
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like if i go into their bedroom?
but what about mayor lewis
Not exactly
isnt he cheating on his wife with marnie
no lol
He doesn't have a wife, he's dating Marnie
he doesn't have a wife
Okay, thank you.. Good to know!
hes just like bill clinton my hero
You can get one of the NPCs to be your room mate
It's my favorite emote for people who leave me speechless
We can't technically go into detail here
okay i dont want to know anyway
But if you're married to Penny, you can't be caught
i just want to get caught sleeping with everyone
Yikes
it would add drama
Yep
i dont want to be rude but theyre...

i read the whole convo and was uh
feeling weird
lol
bro gifted the ancient seed?! 😭
that person randomly brought to the conversation that they is not into minors
like out of nothing
💀
i dont remember if it was yesterday or the day before
Imagine crememe is the person on the right, who randomly interjects into the convo some random bullshit
yeah, i was right then 😭
I usually try and imagine who people are with their messages but their an enigma of a person
clearly talked too much
The curse of the eternal yapper
i am a grassless fool :(
It's the third week since the role has debut'd, right?
Once upon a time I used to be top 2 on the monthly leaderboard
i think so, maybe 4th
Ol’slither legs = yap master
Ah. Makes sense
everything makes sense
You got off lucky.
All the proper yappers are on cooldown
everyone has permission to insult me now

Will do
@cunning maple are you accepting disciples for the church of yap?
Time to work your way back up
still pretty good
so many yappers in this server so lotta competition
Unfortunately, I chose this
idk how i got this shit lol. theres definitely more mfs in general or seasoned
You don't know? Sure. I believe you

tbf i stopped using seasoned and i dont use general which are far more active than here
i guess that means im queen of #stardew-valley
not something to be proud of really. my advice is mid
The gradient gang is respawning
Next thing you're gonna say is "I don't know how I'm shepherd" in a few days
nah everyone was waiting for me to be shepherd like 2 weeks ago lol
im just never gonna get it im convinced
blue gang for life
Damn you're quite the yapper
aren't you at lvl 96? so like not that far away
resident of yapperville
er no 95
NOOOOO 
hey
howdy, welcome 👋
Heya, welcome!

Near same timing
thats a good word 👌
that is a good word lol
wait how do you have no role
woag
mmm bots were having issues earlier too it seems
idk lol
Be me and be cropmaster for more than a year
there we go lol
bot is prob lagging
Server tutorial
If you've yet to do the server tutorial, you ain't get no roles
i wanna be so infamous that i get my own role someday, thats the goal
and not a nice sounding one either
ellie
- local garbage eater
You can do \ before - to not make it a bullet point btw
- bruh
- like this
good luck with that
watch me eat this garbage rq
approximately 41 howdys
LMAOOOOOOOO
should i just sell it
if you have an iridium rod you can use it, speeds up bite times
is it a one time use with a timer?
It has 20 uses
its not a one time use but it has durability
damn
better than eating white turbans
i think ill just sell it
now thats a role right there lol
are special meme roles a thing that exist?
Damn they're going to have to make custom roles now
nah i dont think so. just memein'
5 digit floor role when
honestly you deserve it
i do think being so infamous that a whole server designated you with a degrading role is very very funny tho
it do be like that sometimes
is there somebody named alan
I am not named Alan
Is there only one slither legs?
(there appears to be a meme role for someone named Alan)
i think its top 10
Ah ok
What
The role good boy role (alan gets this role)
Who is Alan
that's my question
alan
nice lol
id be shocked if there wasnt one or two weird ones
Oh is popular tonight-
Good morning
that's the only weird one
I know there’s one for CA
Ok so I just need to catch a sandfish and a walleye and the fish tank is done
what does + 1 fishing actually mean?
Don't stop get it get it 🔥
Alan is DecidedlyHuman, the moderator
Adds a fishing level
+1 level to your fishing temporarily
+1 fishing level
so you can cast farther and your fishing bar will be a little bigger
ah coolio yep I see the role there
what does castinf farther do?
Better quality fish generally
Much useful at lower levels where you charge less to throw 4 tiles away, or just right enough for 4 tiles
I MEANT POINT UP NOT THAT EMOJI
what does lower levels mean?
i have an iridium rod
Below Fishing level 6
is that still low?
🗣️ 🔥
the farther away a water tile is from land the deeper the water, which means higher quality fish
i see
higher quality fish is then of course more xp and more money
so beyond 4 tiles has no effect on the fishing quality?
oh my b misunderstood
nope
but i feel like im casting 4 tiles away with my iridium rod
Usually yes. Capped by iridium
so whats even the point of having + fishing
makes the fishing bar bigger
Making fish easier to catch due to the bigger bar
thats the main reason
makes fishing easier
U hook faster and catch perfect much easily
(note it's not the rod it's the fishing level, you can cast that distance with any rod)
i just started a save on a ps vita and i have no idea waht to do
Ps Vita is extremely outdated, I don't really recommend that
So basically you do shit
hi guys i just got stardew valley whats up
Heya, welcome!
howdy 👋
Haiiii
gotchu
Welcome in
hi thanks
Do you have any other consoles to play on
There isn’t much to do
how old is the vita version anyway?
no i domt
Very very old
Damn
Version 1.2
Like 1.2 or something
PS Vita Stardew 👀👀👀
you can get it on your phone
Getting it on mobile would be better
zoinks
True
U can play it, just hard to get specific advises regarding to 1.2 from most ppl
Mobile the best frfr no cap
PC master race
Join the mobile squad right NEOW
the one time i can recommend mobile over other versions lol
what an era
i mean im not taking it that seariously i just wanted to check in and see if there was any tips for it or anything i had no idea that it was outdated
Lmao
Yeah it's kinda hard to give tips cause even most small things have been changed since then
Most crops rebalanced
A lot of QoL updates
Hell 1.2 doesn’t even have a lot of the ||Skull Cavern|| features
I wouldn’t even know what to recommend as idk what’s in it
Or the post cc area
There's basically no post cc content before 1.5
i started in 1.2 and even i dont remember it compared to todays game lol
There’s no post cc/joja at all in 1.2
or perhaps 1.1 actually..
Damm
But it is a relic 👀
Do you have a phone
Once you complete cc/joja that’s it
id actually love to play the og version lol sounds like a messy time
Same
That sticker is quite
no emily marriage, the riots would be uncontainable
Humerous
It's fully possible on steam to get the older versions
i knowwww i need to get a new pc soooo badddd
You just need to use depot_download and get the manifest ids of the older versions
need the pam horse mod 😔
exactly!
is it even stardew valley if i cant do that?
no, probably not
I feel like stardew is pretty runnable, or do you not have a computer/current computer is truly potato
i have no pc at all lol which is a major issue
ah yeah no computer at all does mean you can't play stardew on a computer yep
yep lol
skill issue i know
Play Stardew on PS Vita 
cheeky
Ideally how much money should an individual have for strawberries at the festival 🤧
just invest as much as you can
there's no real answer
if you're playing for the first time, the amount will obviously be less than somebody on their 2000th hour and 20th playthrough
i like to buy seeds in groups of 40s cus thats what the default can can hold lol
I’m currently on day 6 i think? Chilling on like 5K
plenty of time before you have to worry about it, youll probably have more money by then
Sounds good
If it's day 6 you can still invest on potatoes to have more money
Ideally you'll want to buy as much strawberries as you'll be able to give a shit about
Love
Otherwise, you don't want to be manually watering 400 seeds
😭😭😭

this is why basic sprinklers are goated
you can very reasonably get lvl 2 in time for the festival and then not have to water your strawberries manually
I just harvested my first lot of parsnips
Definitely reasonable, just need to gather the resources
I’ll put another batch on
I slacked and only ended up with 2 harvests
potatos if you can!
if you can harvest em before the 13th, then yeah a whole lot
How long do they take
6 days iirc lemme check
you need to plant and water them on the 6th iirc
6th is the last possible day if you wanna sell them before the festival yes
yeah 6
if you don't have the time, do parsnips instead
I'm going to lose my mind if it doesn't rain tommorow omg, I just my walleye 😭
Try getting a rain totem in winter then
Do you guys play mobile or pc? Whats better?
I keep seeing people with the “HoK” tag and every time I keep thinking it’s hollow knight 😪
Mobile and PC is better
Pc personally
I play PC, but I also have a steam deck so I play portably as well.
pc is ideal (im a console scrub)
Pc gets updates sooner, generally less bugs, more polished multiplayer and access to mods
Mobile has cheaper price and portability
also the controls are best with a mouse, most freedom and speed
okay because I bought it on pc so im good
I got it on sale for $8 or so for Pc
Nice pickup
PC the favourite child 😔
Yeah same its on sale rn
Yeah it's often on sale too
I prefer PC because controls feel better
Pc feels clean yeah
man i wanna play pc lol
Mobile feels clunky, smol screen, and your fingers can easily obscure vision
Alright guys now I just gotta somehow saveup 4000g for a coop 😔
What day are you on
Do you not have a laptop or something?
Uhm fish
fishing is king for early money
Fishing helps you make money very quickly
That's how I did it
Idk like 5 ot 6
nope. nadda
but also painful
Jk I didn't save up for a damn coop I started on meadowlands
Same same but I’m at 4-5k
Coop also isn't something you have to immediately rush
Oh cool thanks
Damnnnnnn
Oh a laptop is pretty solid.
Works for most indie games.
also for spring, potatoes are dope 👌
If it’s raining spend the whole day fishing in the town river for catfish, they sell for heapsssss
I remember jamming Minecraft on school laptop 
ideally id like to get a good pc build so i can ditch abusive ass sony for good lol
Two harvests of potaters don't reach the egg festival right?
oh ok. I just bought some kale, but ill get those next ♥️
I have never bought kale
Kale is pretty mid ngl
uhhh im not sure, i think you can get 2 runs in before egg festival
No only 1
Ur missing out (I didnt know what to do so I just bought something random)
Unless you plant the second harvest before the first harvest finishes
🥬 supremacy
gotcha ty
Just buy potatoes for profit, and whatevs required for cc
Ah ok just checking cuz I made that mistake and I had to settle with fishing for a day before the festival
you could also invest in cauliflower since im pretty sure you would get a quest from caroline for it
tatoes
Taters
that shit's from jodi
I need to get my energy up first before I start selling food I think
ohhh yeah i forgot i invaded their house to find her
What day of spring are you on
Hii
Dms I’ll send you something helpful, it won’t let me send it here
Day 7
how long does it take for apples to grow after the full growth of the tree?
1 per day
oh
think the name is wrong cus it's supoosed to be ASS, not spa
lol
Poor Spa in stardew getting roasted so baddd that Fields of Mistria make it better 👀
Spa be like "hmm yes let's make it far away to walk to, then add hallways to make it even longer, THEN force the player to walk in, THEN make the spa heals slowly, THEN make the player do all that stuffs again to get out of spa"
it's just so bad it's unreal
when i make a stardew like ill be sure to make a worse one to even the playing field
imagine a warp totem to the spa
U mean price to enter 
might as well chomp salads at that point
lol tryna think of any way to make it worthwhile without changing it entirely
wish there was a festival there or something
Just make the time freeze or slow down in Spa. 👀⌚
just make it not taking an eternity to walk in the spa and it's okay
Would be great for no eating raw food challenge... but salad 🥗🤔
You could make it so that the relaxing nature of the spa makes you use less energy for the rest of the day
I guess that's changing it entirely kind of
ohhh thats a neat one
that can work
still useless with food but at least its interesting lol
I wonder if there are mods that improve spa
Less works needed, that works 
Nah they often added it into farm cave or add to chair 👀
Poor Doctor Harvey clinic
according to wiki it doesn't
what if we add it
imagine harvey having a spa to heal his patients
what if we take the spa
remove it entirely
and replace it with another green house
do the same to clint and pierres house
easy fix
CA hire me for balance changes
sadly that will not be his vision lol 🤣
id also take pumpkins and cranberries and combine em into one crop to stop the arguments over which is better
the crankin is better
what if haunted chocolatier introduces spa but now you also get charged before going in
If it instant heal I do take it tbh
I got a squid with a golden star on my second day of winter
Goddam this jelly is taking so long, my sturgeons who for some reason needs it is getting impatient

Could always use fairy dust
Nice
bro the fish always need the weirdest things 💔
Look out for Spring 15-18.
That's Salmonberry season, where you'll get tons of 'em.
Solid food source for early on.
Otherwise, you're gonna have to compensate via forageables or buy food.
I'm in the 2nd week of fall year 1
Wait.... How do I get fairy dust
Ticket rewards
Hm
they're quite rare yeah (bookseller also offers a trade)
Is that the new thing
Very helpful
it's not a realistic answer honestly
idk if ive ever traded my books with him, i should try next run
But 1.6 brought a new way of getting it
Even through tickets, it's rare.
You gotta get like ~22 tickets to be eligible for em'
prize tickets?
Yeah
For doing quests
I got like 20 of then
Ok I don't have time to get 22 tickets I'll just wait the full 2 days of waiting for this jelly
Or was it 3 days
Take them and go to Lewis house
if the board quest is easy that day i recommend doing some of em
I'm assuming you're in endgame?
Well I actually beat the game
Figured
i just do every single board quest like a psychopath lol
There’s no way you can complete the game in two weeks
This farm layout kinda ass
think they mean irl weeks
Where's that damn planning website
That’s also what I meant lol
!planner
Stardew Valley Layout Planner v3 : Link also pinned in https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/421386982787252224! You can also upload your current game file to design with!
For Android users, there is also Assistant for SV, a free, unofficial app that assists with gameplay and planning your farm.
I might have to make a new save where I only sell sap
you may be too familiar with touching grass to understand the no-life grind then lol
Are the multiplayer servers down? :c
Oo the governer is back again
There are no mp servers
LMAOOOOOOOO
Sorry I poisoned your soup
What is grass and why we touching it
Omg there's an app????? Wish I knew that, this is so useful
No I just meant like I can’t host multiplayer with my friend but I can play my solo farm rn 🧍🏼
I always relied on that fuckass website that was slow on my phone
What platform
May not be cross play
dont ask me i got the yap role
We’re both ps4 we have an established farm already
Rip us
!crossplay
Crossplay is not currently possible with Stardew Valley, unless it is PC/mobile. According to ConcernedApe there are technical barriers that make it unfeasible for consoles. He would like to add it and may start looking into how to do it but currently it is not implemented unless you use experimental mobile/PC crossplay.
That might explain
It feels nice actually, scratches the underside of your foot when you go barefoot
I’ve tried inviting and I get an error. She tried creating a new farm to host for us but it gave her an error when she invited me
then its an issue with the internet or the playstation servers
Yeah both our internet is fine and we can play other games :c Stardew stopped working like 20 minutes ago
id fully reboot everything if you can, and check the state of the ps servers rn
I’ll check ps servers tysm
hi im new i kinda need help with energy, what should i eat to restore it without spending too much?
i am stupid
salad is your best bet for buying food, but it is expensive for early game
if you have a barn or coop, cheese/mayo can be good, but also requires setup and time
for super early game foragables you find lying around will certainly help
i gave LEWIS an iridium sea cucumber because i thought he was WILLY
carrot seeds can also be planted if you find any, they give decent energy and dont take long, and you dont have to pay for seeds
do you know where i can find edible forgables? i've only been getting fiber and idk if u can make food with it
ooh
Yall should be sleeping
mm forages are items you pick up with a little animation
they can be found all around the valley
tho the mountain area near robin is probably your best bet
keep checking everywhere every few days tho
timezones
sleep never
so horse radishes, leeks, and dandelions
daffodils exist but give no energy. theyre neat gifts tho
not surprised seeing that from a slitherlegs
okayy thanks
Heheheheheheheheh.
Yes
not rare but better than normal. thats their quality
they heal and sell for more
They're worth more
okk
IF you see a silver star it's good if you see a gold star its better if you see a purple on thats the best
I spend all my time at work actually
Ummh how do i get a snow yam?
although one week getting top 10 on the leaderboard was nothing compared to the xp grind I used to do
Till soil
hoeing the ground in winter
Try to keep a good crop that sells and heals alot for Luau in the summer
(specifically not on the farm for a snow yam)
alright
Btw the better the item the more friendship you get with the entire town
So should i start hoeing the ground on the mountains?
Anywhere rly
Preferably on artifact spots
you will need some certain gold star crops in the cc, and better quality items make for good gifts on npc birthdays (especially if it's a loved gift of the npc, but a liked gift is good too)
it's 4% chance anywhere, but like ~12% on an artifact spot
Okey tysm!!
oh okay
Give an npc a loved gift on their birthday it gets you like 2-3 hearts
what are they hearing about
What?
i am thinking now, does an iridium quality favourite gift on a birthday give 4 hearts or do I remember wrong
I think so
it gives 960 friendship
4 hearts is 1000 friendship
ah
Throw rocks at Alex
very close though
so it gives like 3.84 hearts which is basically 4 hearts

Why 
He called us weak
I think you can just chop them with the axe
Trust me they dont know what it is
copper axe minimum
I completed the mines on year 1 in spring
I dont know what u mean although I am tired so I could just be forgetting
my axe is already copper
u can then
W
ohh
yeah u can eat it now right
what are the best seeds in spring
No.
i just got a blobfish!
Just open.
should i sell it, or put it in a pond?
Melon.
potatoes / strawberries for profit in year 1
cauliflower
Sell it
Oh yeah strawberries 💔
in addition to that, anything worth grabbing for CC too
Or keep it in a fish tank
why not pond?
Doesn't give much good stuff
Strawberries are pretty good but u get them late in spring
Melons are summer 😭
Uts rare but not rly.
how do i get strawberries
Mb I'm tweaking
At the egg festival
13 spring
Put it in a fish pond preferably.
One of the better fishes to put in a pond, on par with lava eels.
Sounds like something you shouldn't mention here.
it's 100g per seed iirc but it's worth it
no, thats not post cc
Me when you don't know the rules
sips mayonaise

ewwwww 
why did the other person say to not put a blobfish in the pond?
You're lucky I ain't a snitch.
because they're clueless
oop
Cmon man I'm right here.
Imagine just digging into a whole ass jar of mayonnaise and eating it with your hands
guys should i put a blobfish in the pond?
yes
omg 😭
It really doesnt give good stuff to be putting it in a pond
I know next to nothing about fish ponds so I'm just gonna be here I guess
well two people are telling me opposite things. how am i suppoed to know
Simple
do whatever you want
Cook it and sell.
it's not about "stuff". it's almost never about the stuff. it's about the roe.

speechless?
If we're talking roe then get stuergon
i thought ponds are only for legendary fish?
I like that cat
No????
is the best fish indeed
sturgeons ain't even allat good. caviar takes +2 more days to process than normal
technically any fish can go in there its just that some are better to go in there than others
yeah you can even put some crab pot "fish" in there
i feel like buying an entire pond isnt worth one blobfish
ill probably just sell it or give it to willy

you should use it for cc
i need it?
blobfish is not in cc
Huh
It can naturally reproduce with itself
yes
It naturally comes out as caviar
You don't need it
doesnt it just make roe?
Not for cc
They all do
all fishes, yes
so what do you mean it reproduces
What are you saying yes to I'm confused now 😭
like there are multiple blobfish?
It makes roe
it is needed for cc 😭
it makes roe and can naturally duplicate itself in a pond
Maybe for a remixed bundle im not sure, but not in normal cc
does that make it make roe even faster
I don't know about remixed bundles
Btw fish ponds aren't even that good due to the fact if you dont give them smth they want i believe it either slows down production or they stop all together
Not feed.
You need to give 'em items to expand the capacity
But mine wanted a shell once.
they ask for items I believe
look for special fish bundle
There's no blobfish there
should i put the spookfish in a pond too?
The worst part is you have to complete an entire other bundle just to get one of those fish
isnt it the yellow one?😭
Nah those guys are common
That's a pufferfish 😭
?
You'd preferably want high-value fishes.
That's why blobfishes, lava eels, and legendary fishes are so good in fish ponds.
The equivalent of slamming your head on a keyboard
Or just...
this was funny
Don't fish.
also i am not a girl 💔💔
okay thanks
Blobfishes is more like a poor mans lava eels. preferably you'd want lava eels
im not calling u a girl tho i use it like an expression
ou sorry
I make all of my millions by selling hundreds of a certain item every weak

Unfortunately I can't give yall the secret😔
oh blobfish is the melted look one
The emoji changing 😭
what time at night will it start reducing the energy i can restore when i sleep
2am
12am I think
10pm
bye
uhm
4 different answers 💔
If I'm being honest if you ever do the mines just stay up till 2am you won't lose anything
it's 12am according to the wiki
oh mb. it's 12am
not entirely sure where I got 10pm from
what are u talking abt
Wdym
I feel like you'd lose double the stuff that way
ofc u can lose things what
You lose things if you die
Fun fact: If you level up on the same day, you'll wake up with full energy regardless
Not if you fall asleep
you lose money when you fall asleep at 2am
oh alr
im feeling so stupid bye
money is very valuable early game tho
Oh well what's a little 1000 compared to 6m
Of however much i have...
sleeping anywhere is preferably a strat for around mid-game
I ended up finding 3 diamonds in one in game week
early game, money is just as important
bruh what then ill have -900
especially since some players can struggle with the energy stuff
Fun fact
I would feel bad falling asleep in the middle of nowhere at 2am even late game because I'd feel mean watching my farmer pass out 😭
"It smells of burnt rubber"
what does
is it you
No.
are you an item
Kajfoejdiejeoeje8
I hope not
Also fun fact
is there something you're not telling us
I love the song Morning Elvis
presumably one of the new trash catalogue furniture
EXACTLY
Perhaps
i like this version more than the original tho
There's a trash catalogue??
Yeah
There's a ton of new catalogues
does one scarecrow protect the whole farm
Nah
I've only seen the retro one about
No.
nop
Btw dig in the trash around Linus
I haven't gotten very far in 1.6
It gives you friendship points
!scarecrow
ohh ok thanks

Only possible on 2 days in the whole year
it'd be nice if it did the whole farm
It would
Ill put smth purple in the soup

sips mayonaise
why are u roleplaying
Nah what
Whimsy is needed in such the world
are u ok
Probably.
You lose friendship in stardew if you drink mayo Infront of them
irl too
God forbid a person have a hobby
it's 4:31am and I'm reading about someone eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar at 11:30pm
Depends what kinda people you meet
IM EATING IT IN SPOONFULS BRUH
Hah 1 hour before me on timezonea
it doesn't make much of a difference really
Im almost outta mayo
so do we both have non-existent sleep schedules then
And my mom's gonna kill me cuz this the second jar I've eaten this week😭😭
The second jar??
Oh no I wake up at 4
oh 💔

How does that physically happen
It rhymed
Words are ez man
with your previous message
you're on your third jar of mayo?
No thats good news
Not really
The bad news is I'm out of mayo
Oh good
oh no
uhh
Smash your window with the empty jar of mayo and escape while you still can
or just open it
that works too
whats a chub frenzy
That window is the equivalent of tempered glass and this is a soft plastic container
it means there will be lots of fish in a certain area
it will say what location it is at
You should see a spot with bubbles with chub flying out of it
if it's in the lake will it be the whole lake or only the bubbling spots
I don't see an issue
The bubbling spots
oh ok
Im still scraping this mayonaise container
Hello
The sour cream is next
I thought you were out of mayo
Hi
hi
yoba have mercy

Okay so im pretty much out of mayo.
me fr
Good
The only thing left in the fridge is want is sour cream and the shredded cheese
Whicj one should I get
Shredded cheese
Nvm its pepper jack
be a semi-normal person /j
SOUR CREAM IT IS
What should I acquire
anything but condiments
I should really eat some ARBYS rn
Peak fast food right there
So stardew right
Everyone's asleep
Let's eat stardew valley
Including the mods
8 of them are online
2*
Wow me too
what do you love about stardew
Eating mayo
Other than that?
And opening mayo
Other than that
And making mayo
Other than anything to do with mayo
dude i think this guy likes mayo
what gave you that idea
its a hunch...
interesting
Do you like fishing
Nah.
Do you like foraging
Can I find mayo while foraging?
No
Then no
this guy clearly doesnt know about the new mayofish added in 1.7...
I hope it tastes like mayo
Exactly
it lasts just like mayo
Guys
it's filled with mayo
I have a theory
is it to do with mayo
Yes.
of course it is
So here's the theory
I run to my grandma's house and sneak in with the house key she gave me.
Then go to her fridge
and eat all her mayo?
Yes.
That's not a theory that's a plan
Plan theory whatever
well good luck I guess
I have to go sleep
Aw.
She'd probably just give you some if you asked politely
its in a mayo bed don't be sad
It's like 12 at night
grandpa died from mayo overdose and thats why he gave you the stardew valley to stop you from making the same mistake and eating jojamayo. i know this because concernedape told me this in a dream
wow that's so cool
STOP COMSUMING MAYO?
BLASPHEMY
nono you misunderstand... its JOJAmayo
Hmm you probably shouldn't take you're grandma's mayo at that hour. Might get the cops called for sneaking in
yes, different from regular mayo
yes yes
oh youre still talking abt mayo
Yes.
yep
Moving on to more important things
guys I gotta go to sleep in my mayo bed now
(Lile mayo)
goodnight
Night

good night dont let the evil mayo bugs bite
im gonna dream about mayonnaise
Gn guys

how do i turn in a plant to an npc without gifting them
or does gifting them turn it in
Gifting turns it in unless the request said a specific location
Ia this for a quest?
yes
Which quest exactly
alright
pam wants parsnip
Oh just give it to her then
Yeah just gift her one
okk
should i go to the mines when i didnt unlock a weapon yet
If i remember correctly, you should find a weapon in the mines
First egg festival is today! Kinda nervous
it's my first time playing stardew and i just reached year 2 and i just realised how bad my ranch is compared to other people on year 2 😓
my only sources of income is mayonnaise and fishing
does anyone have any tips
Angler or pirate
I like angler personally
Some people play for speed so dont compare yourself too much. I dont think I even made mayo until halfway through year 2 on my first playthrough
If you're enjoying the game with the pace you're currently going then keep at it. This game is very much about the journey than the finish line
The mayonnaise part was kinda funny for me idk why
I automatically imagined a poor medieval child selling mayonnaise while venting about their poor life
However, I will say if you want to speed along a bit, finish the community center and try to get your friendship stats up because that unlocks a lot of stuff (mostly storylines but also recipes and gifts)
ohhh ok thank you, my friend told me that we should just figure out the game on our own instead of spoiling it but i was just curious on how far back i was compared to other people
its both our first time btw, on a co-op world
😭😭
It would be a gud idea to get some starter tips without spoilers
hi
Heey
comparison is the thief of joy
I'm definitely of the opinion that the first playthrough should be more exploratory which means slow but I feel increases and sustains the enjoyment of discovering everything
Though sometimes you do get stumped on things so the wiki or asking a quick question can be quite useful
Play how u want
trust. This game can handle 1000 years.
Even if u fuck up 500 years. U still have another 500 to catch up.
hru??
i love how much content the game has
I’m having trouble finishing the friendship bundle
Can anyone help me
Some tips pls
Yeah, me too
What are you having trouble with?
When does Emily like, give me my own sewing machine, I know I can learn how to use hers after getting cloth and shit
Or do I get both after getting cloth
Friendship bundle in cc
what specific items
FUDGE
In general
You get to use hers when you obtain cloth
You get a mini one for the rock rejuvenation quest
High friendship
is slime rare
No
ok
I have over 1000 in year two
Rejuvenation quest huh, hmmm
its worth saving if you have the space but if theres more important stuff then its not the end of the world
It’s a special order
Guess I'll look out for that
The big board right?
Yeah
I'ma just Google what I need and just save what I need and dump everything when she does request on the board
Plan ahead 🔥
can u plant cave carrots
No
ok
think harder not smarter
Oh my god
Have everything
What?
Besides the ruby that I randomly gifted to Sebastian on a Tuesday 🫠
Give him the tears of adventurers lost to time
whats the most profitable place to fish in winter?
Swim?
:guh
If we're talking about fishing, it'd be mountain lake
Sweem
blub blub blub swim with the fishes
im sleep deprived
1.5 gave a huge purpose for the CC
(which we can't discuss here)
(because this channel is pre-CC)
Do you perhaps go the Joja route?


