stardew-valley

[sleek sparrow]

I like my horse

[rain knoll]

A horse that requires no maintenance, teleports back to the farm in the morning, and gives awesome sauce speed?
It's a no-brainer

[fair river]

yeah its more a late year 1 or year 2 thing in my opinion

[rain knoll]

It comes free with the stable

[slow mantle]

Not really

[timid kite]

my first save i heavily relied on the horse, it depends on the player

[slender agate]

i timed it and each ten minutes is 7 nseconds

[meager prism]

ahh another thing to add to the shopping list

[sleek sparrow]

Mmmm lemme ride my house rq

[timid kite]

get it as soon as u can to save time walking around the valley, late game it’s easier to get around without it imo

[rain knoll]

on the house

[timid kite]

DIE

[fair river]

lmao

[slender agate]

oop

[rain knoll]

a stable is like 4k gold, 100 hardwood, and some other material I don't recall

sike. it's 10k

[meager prism]

omd

[rain knoll]

I was thinking of a coop

[fair river]

5 iron bar

[rain knoll]

Yeah definitely a late Y1 purchase

[fair river]

10,000 g, 100 hardwood, and 5 iron bars

[slender agate]

100 Hardwood: You'll need a copper axe or higher to chop down trees and obtain hardwood.
5 Iron Bars:
10,000 Gold: This is the cost of the stable itself.

[meager prism]

once you start this game it seems never ending

[slender agate]

fr

[meager prism]

thanks for the info

[slender agate]

ywc

[slow mantle]

You'll need a steel axe to get into the secret woods though (the logs need steel, the stumps only need copper)

[slender agate]

there ius a hack to get past the secret wood w/out breaking axe

[bold harbor]

Alguém do Brasil quer jogar sdv comigo?

[rain knoll]

Good question.

[slender agate]

he asked :Does anyone from Brazil want to play SDV with me?

[sleek sparrow]

You can ask in #1139016532966506576 but I’m not sure if you’ll get replies

Alternatively we have partner servers who might be in your language in #friends

[vernal jasper]

What are the good y1 items for the luau?

I have a rainy day so i could fish but i forget what's the best

[sleek sparrow]

Gold sturgeon

Gold ice pip

Gold mayo

[rain knoll]

Gold quality Spice Berry Wine

[wanton maple]

You can look at the wiki, if you want, otherwise silver quality smoked fish, silver quality goat cheese and silver large goat milk might be the easiest

[slender agate]

wiki is my life line

[vernal jasper]

Does smoking a fish retain the same quality as what it was caught as?

[wanton maple]

I believe so

[vernal jasper]

[gritty surge]

i just gave Leah the mermaid pendant and she said we getting married in 3 days, do i need the 60k house upgrade for them to move in?

wait this is new farmers

FUCk

[magic frigate]

No if they already agreed then ur good

[distant ruin]

you should be good

[gritty surge]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[thorn axle]

This is an English only server sorry but you can check #friends for a server

[bold harbor]

Okkk

[slate compass]

Which places spawn gold the most often?

[magic frigate]

81+ in mines

[alpine tapir]

Its hard to find the stairs for me

Im still at 70

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sprinkler.

[magic frigate]

Can use personal commands in #governors-mansion btw

[glass moss]

oh tyy

[edgy elk]

why does the watering can not water some tiles sometimes

[rain knoll]

just means you watered the wrong tile

[edgy elk]

like max charged itll sometimes skip a block

no like moving left and right itll skip a row entirely

[cobalt hare]

You so smarttt

[novel forum]

Anyone have any fun naming theme ideas for animals?

[rain knoll]

cars

[edgy elk]

go to #vanilla-tech-support

[magic frigate]

That’s what you should do

[edgy elk]

i did, i posted a vid of the bug there and was asking him to look there for the video i posted since you cant attach here

[magic frigate]

Weird idk

[slim narwhal]

Isn’t there a special way to plant grass starter?

[magic frigate]

!grass if you meant this

[novel thistle]

How to not let animals eat up all of your grass:

Put down an item on top of grass in order to allow grass to always spread and not have animals eat every tile of it.

To use this command, type !grass.

[slim narwhal]

If you do this, you don’t need to fence your animals?

My animals are not fenced in

[ornate chasm]

I typically let me kid name them, so far my chickens are
Egggg
Eggy
Broderick (her favorite Minecrafter’s chickens name)
Potato
Mrs. Broderick
Little Egg
Blueberry

[magic frigate]

Who said that

[magic frigate]

They don’t need to be

[slim narwhal]

Ok idk. I’m still new. Thank you very much

[magic frigate]

All good

[gritty surge]

guess who just got married 😎

[ornate chasm]

I find once you get alot of animals, its easier to say hello to all of them if they are fenced just remember to leave the door open for them to come in at night! Dont leave any outside overnight

[magic frigate]

Grats!

[gritty surge]

i chose leah

||because it was really cool when she slapped the fuck out of her ex||

[dry rock]

bruh

😂

[gritty surge]

and also cause she's cool

[dry rock]

if my calculations are correct, i can get 100~ starfruit in summer

[magic frigate]

Don’t forget to spoil tag anything that happens in heart events

[gritty surge]

fuck my bad

[magic frigate]

All good!

[dry rock]

holy

3150/wine

2750 profit is insane

[lapis zinc]

|| I loved it when Alex burnt down joja mart using molotov cocktails in his 14 heart event 💖 ||

[magic frigate]

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not cuz I never seen it but 14 heart events can’t be discussed here

Him & ||Krobus|| the only 2 I haven’t seen

[dry rock]

is it worth saving up all my money for 2 harvests of starfruit in summer

[lapis zinc]

I got greenhouse fixed today haha

Gonna fill it with star fruits :)

[magic frigate]

Yes

[dry rock]

bc they make a ton of money even with 1 fruit

[lapis zinc]

How much exactly

[dry rock]

even thou i don't have cellar

[dry rock]

2750 with keg+artisan

that's profit

[rain knoll]

Do people even use seed maker for starfruit

Or do they legit just buy the seeds

[dry rock]

no worth it imo

[lapis zinc]

I buy them

I only use seed makers for last season's crops if it's time to plant them again

[magic frigate]

No you’re not supposed to

I just use them for AF

[dry rock]

whats AF

[magic frigate]

Ancient fruit

[lapis zinc]

What does "takes all season to grow" mean for rare seed

If I plant them on day 4 will they still grow

Or does it have to be first day

[magic frigate]

24 days

[magic frigate]

Ya that’s fine

[lapis zinc]

Oh that's awesome

[dry rock]

im gonna grind kegs

i need more oak resin

[fading wind]

hello

[rain knoll]

hello

[novel forum]

Yellow

Oh I found a new 1.6 easter egg neat

[magic frigate]

Nice!

[viral wave]

[rain knoll]

uhm, what the freak? new server pic

[slow mantle]

Read #bulletin-board

I'M BLUE

[magic frigate]

Uh oh

[rain knoll]

We got bought out by joja cola

[clear idol]

I feel like April landed early (10pm here)

[forest nacelle]

i hope this is an april fools joke (8 pm here)

[rain knoll]

nah. it's just conveniently on april fools day

[rocky crater]

lets go i can finally renew my joja membership

[forest nacelle]

it's still the 31st for a lot of us

[robust spire]

Its 8 pm here it's not April fools yet

[viral herald]

hello loyal customers

[forest nacelle]

GET OUT GET OUT YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE

[snow lichen]

this is worse than club penguin snowbot

[robust spire]

I don't want to be blue

[snow lichen]

help

[forest nacelle]

i was already blue so like

[runic badger]

Holy

[snow lichen]

i was purple

[rain knoll]

ugh. I got an ugly blue color on me now

[snow lichen]

i want to be purple :(

[pastel agate]

Howdy yall

[runic badger]

This is awesome

[honest pulsar]

Blue

[rain knoll]

Howdy

[runic badger]

Highest effort prank for a server I've seen so far

[pastel agate]

How's everyone doin?

[thorny shore]

no not joja

[viral herald]

thank you for the kind words username juceinuse !

[magic frigate]

NOO I LIKED IT

[fading wind]

lol

[frank dawn]

Is this an April fool's thing

[snow lichen]

yes

[frank dawn]

Lol

[winter zenith]

I am good! Just found this server while i am trying to get ready for my 1st day of summer in SV !

[vernal jasper]

How do i equip hooks onto the fiberglass rod on switch

[fading wind]

haaa

[rain knoll]

unfortunately not

[rain knoll]

you don't

[forest nacelle]

wrong reply

[rain knoll]

Hooks are equipped on Iridium rods

[frank dawn]

Sure.....

[magic frigate]

Need to do it on a rod that isn’t bamboo or training rod

[forest nacelle]

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[magic frigate]

If you mean tackle then not fiberglass either

[winter zenith]

For summer or the server ? 👀

[rain knoll]

That's bait

[snow lichen]

why are we all customers

[vernal jasper]

The hook icon confused me 😭😭 thank you

[forest nacelle]

i mean both ig

[snow lichen]

i wanna be a higher up

[vernal jasper]

For April fools

[novel forum]

I'm blue dabadee dabadai

[magic frigate]

Idk what they meant by hook

[snow lichen]

i wanna be a joja corp member

[vast bough]

JojaCord time 😈💙

[snow lichen]

not a customer

[frank dawn]

Am I the only one that is afraid of lightning bolts but loves thunderstorms

[left anchor]

join us, thrive.

[novel forum]

you can't make me

[pastel agate]

Noice

[winter zenith]

mine has not yet seem to work so im curious now to see how that goes

[magic frigate]

[rain knoll]

Morris alt account

[ruby yacht]

Any tips to make money early game?

[dry rock]

nooooo

[thorn axle]

Blue takeover

[frank dawn]

I think this is a wrong reply ..

[dry rock]

why blue

[viral herald]

joja :)

[thorn axle]

April fools

[rain knoll]

fish and buy strawberries when possible

[snow lichen]

can we add a joja command

[winter zenith]

Does someone know by any chance if the grass/hay will regrow the next season if i decide to cut them on the 28th day ? My silo's are getting emptyyy

[frank dawn]

And why are you colored like that

[snow lichen]

that throws joja cola at people

[dry rock]

it rhymes 💀

[snow lichen]

like snowbot did

[winter zenith]

No mb i meant that i placed down the lighting bolts but havent seen them yet in a thunderstorm

[rain knoll]

iirc grass do regrow each season except from on winter

[viral herald]

grey is the color of professionals 😌

[winter zenith]

tyy :))

[frank dawn]

Oh

[snow lichen]

i wanna be a joja corp member not a customer :(

[sleek sparrow]

No way the CEO

[snow lichen]

no morris is

[rain knoll]

if you need grass, get grass starter recipe from Pierre

[viral herald]

im not the CEO im the in house private investigator

[frank dawn]

Do you guys reccemend a joué run for two new player's

[sleek sparrow]

What are we investigating

[viral herald]

business crimes.

[sleek sparrow]

Ofc

[winter zenith]

I did however im pretty new and kinda figuring out the way of grass so to say haha, like does it easily spread when i place it?

[sleek sparrow]

No way joja and business ethics?

[snow lichen]

it spreads quickly within a few days

[viral herald]

i never said id be investigating joja itself for crimes 😉

[frank dawn]

What does Joja have that the cc doesn't and why is it Which better?

[rain knoll]

it does, yes.

[snow lichen]

how loyal of a customer (level) do i have to be to buy a joja corp member pass

[sleek sparrow]

Nothing joja has that CC doesn’t
If we ignore the monotonous boring life of just making money for joja, joja route is actually faster

[snow lichen]

joja is just money rather than finding items overtime; however cc has bundles and rewards (joja is faster with less rewards, cc has more rewards and is slower without ethics)

[viral herald]

loyalty can be measured by the depth of your pockets

[outer igloo]

Guys what is wrong with yall why are you blue

NO WHY AM I BLUE

[magic frigate]

Mfw the Joja popcorn icon is post CC

[sleek sparrow]

Happy Joja Corp Founding Anniversary

[snow lichen]

read #bulletin-board message

[frank dawn]

Okay thanks

[frank dawn]

It's raining 🌧️ yay 😊

[snow lichen]

why do you just have that in your back pocket

[ornate chasm]

This made me snort laughing lol

[rain knoll]

For scenarios like this where people suddenly get a blue role

[snow lichen]

why is morris less than level 5

😔

[unique hull]

what happened with the colors

[rain knoll]

That's how professional he is

[muted oasis]

why is everyone blue

[outer igloo]

Literally what i was trying to reference. Thank you

[viral herald]

change in ownership :)

[sleek sparrow]

Happy Joja Corp Founding Anniversary!!

[outer igloo]

I has no idea the ex-owner of this server was also a Shin lover

[sleek sparrow]

May the profit be ever in your favor

[snow lichen]

why isnt the farm computer branded

[viral herald]

thats pending

[snow lichen]

unless demetrius works for joja

[muted oasis]

WHO MADE HIM OWNER

[snow lichen]

or their store

[unique hull]

AAH WHY IS THE SERVER PFP ALSO BLUE

april fools aah

[outer igloo]

WAIT I FORGOT

[snow lichen]

no the owner changed

#bulletin-board message

[stark nexus]

It’s April fools

[sleek sparrow]

We sold to Joja

[snow lichen]

what holiday is that the owner changed (/j)

[outer igloo]

I forgot about that, it's still march 31 here

[rain knoll]

Would you be willing to comment on if Joja Cola is made of slime.

[frank kayak]

it's based on UTC time probably

[rain knoll]

[sleek sparrow]

It is not made of slime

[frank kayak]

it's 12:27 UCT

[sleek sparrow]

Stop your slander

[muted dune]

So blue...

[snow lichen]

its made of prismatic jelly

[outer igloo]

I'm blue dabadee dabadaa

[viral herald]

expect a lawsuit for slander in 3-5 business days

[rain knoll]

[wicked void]

We got sold

[deep meadow]

We all know Joja cola is not made of slime

Joja Cola is the #1 leading brand

[viral herald]

so true!

[outer igloo]

Why not?

[sleek sparrow]

It’s made out of pure, unadulterated, joja juice, which is 100% joja

[deep meadow]

With 200% real taste!

[snow lichen]

its made of laughs and unhydrated giggles

[sleek sparrow]

It’s made of pomegranate and peach

!p

[novel thistle]

“P is for Profit!” -Gigafreak

Peach and Pomegranate are the most profitable fruit saplings to purchase from Pierre.

To use this command, type !p.

[rain knoll]

P is for Profit

truly the Joja Corp phrase

[spring crescent]

wait I'm in goddamn Joja

[sleek sparrow]

You can never take the employee of the month from me

I am the single best employee in joja’s history

[rain knoll]

you're employee of the day though

[deep meadow]

Pierre? We don’t shop at Pierre’s

[sleek sparrow]

Yes but I’ve been employee of the day for 3 years

[deep meadow]

Are you a real supporter of Joja

[sleek sparrow]

You know he’s the owner of that one joja retail store right

[distant ruin]

yo what did i miss why are we different?

[deep meadow]

Understandable, have a nice day

[sleek sparrow]

May the profit be ever in your favor Kenna

[rain knoll]

We've been bought out by Joja

[spring crescent]

Admin sold our soul to Joja

[deep meadow]

Soul? I hardly know her!

[spring crescent]

They absorbed it

using some tech

[sleek sparrow]

Desperado more like Desperate for Promotion

[distant ruin]

oh good lord

so much blue

[wicked void]

Our souls are now profit

[prime elm]

im poor

[wicked void]

We're all customers now

[deep meadow]

May your profits be forever! Live love Jojamart!

[sleek sparrow]

I hope you repay your debts to joja soon
We need that capital

[spring crescent]

I'm in debt

[muted vigil]

me too

[sleek sparrow]

Looks like we need bouncer to become debt collector

[muted vigil]

my grandpa got injured in a mining accident under joja and now I have to pay off the funeral fees

[spring crescent]

wait funeral but injured

[muted vigil]

fatally**

[tiny trout]

how can i free my dog from having a seizure in the blueberry bushes?

[spring crescent]

bruh

[sleek sparrow]

Run into it until it moves

[dry rock]

anything good to buy ||at the desert festival||

[spring crescent]

crop

[sleek sparrow]

The MRC on day 3

[wicked void]

No festival. Only joja

[spring crescent]

unless you're rich of omnigeodes

[sleek sparrow]

What is this slander
You think we don’t fund festivals?
We put the joy and convenience of our customers above all else

[spring crescent]

Or just call Morris and tell him to dig the whole desert (not serious)

dig

[sleek sparrow]

We funded the festivals

[nova creek]

I've never been so scared of the color blue before this 😨

[viral herald]

but blue is the most calming color 😔

[sleek sparrow]

Tbh
Not this one

My eyes burning

[spring crescent]

you're not blue

the Admin actually sold us

[rain knoll]

How come the moderators aren't called employees. missed opportunity

[sleek sparrow]

They are the investigators smh

[viral herald]

we've kept the role name the same for moderating purposes

just so people know who we are

[spring crescent]

[lost fossil]

hey guys is fish smoker good

[spring crescent]

absolutely

always smoke your fish

more money

[lost fossil]

oh so not for eat purposes lah

[spring crescent]

lmao

[lost fossil]

what is the best food which is consistent and easy to make

is it fried egg?

[spring crescent]

Sashimi

[lost fossil]

by fishing it?

[spring crescent]

no,get Linus to 3 heart

[lost fossil]

WOAH

[spring crescent]

to unlock recipe

[lost fossil]

WOAH

insane

[spring crescent]

then the ingredients is any fish

[lost fossil]

ok another ques

is it good to give ppl random stuff so that i can know what they like

[spring crescent]

just wiki it

[sleek sparrow]

No just check wiki

[spring crescent]

I'd rather give em what they love the most

big + on friendship

[lost fossil]

what if i kept gave them the wrong stuff

what will happen

[rain knoll]

cheese

[spring crescent]

the opposite lol

friendship go down

[rain knoll]

cheese is completely awesome sauce

[lost fossil]

alr alr

[mossy basin]

why are we jojaified

[lost fossil]

ok another another question

[spring crescent]

he's not that far so sashimi rn

no way he has lot of cow,goat

and a lot of cheese maker

[lost fossil]

what is the best equipment of fishing rod? like those bobber or whatsoever

[lost fossil]

yeah i only got 4 chickens currently and I'm running out of money (another question what is the best way of making money? is it investing on a fish smoker and sell those fish?)

[spring crescent]

something that make the bar big

[lost fossil]

only deluxe bait innit

[thorn axle]

Why not

[sleek sparrow]

Literally just fish first for that money

Then invest all of it into crops and run mines for sprinklers

While those crops grow
Guess what
You fish some more

[lost fossil]

Oh yeah speaking of this which floor is common with iron ore or others

[spring crescent]

doesn't matter about bait

[spring crescent]

60

[sleek sparrow]

41 just reset it

[waxen tiger]

New roles?!

[lost fossil]

Oh icicic

[spring crescent]

If only iron it's 60 to 79

[sleek sparrow]

Why..

[lost fossil]

Oh nice

[mossy basin]

fair enough

[lost fossil]

Wait i got so many ques 🤣 don't mind me

[sleek sparrow]

The best floors for copper, iron, gold respectively are 21,41 and 81

Cuz they are small and easily resettable

[spring crescent]

for efficiency,i guess this is the best part

[lost fossil]

another ques is is it good to upgrade your pickaxe or any other tools in the blacksmith ah

[spring crescent]

Normal mine yeah it has elevator it makes sense

[sleek sparrow]

The real question is why isnt 40-60 in that range
What’s wrong with those floors-

[viral herald]

all tool upgrades are good

id recommend pickaxe or watering can first

[sleek sparrow]

Get that pickaxe to copper, axe to steel and those hoe and watering can upgrades first

[spring crescent]

wouldn't it be best to upgrade watering can on winter

[lost fossil]

Cuz there are so many stuff to buy and it costs a fortune ngl (like buying barns for cows, tool upgrades, smokers and stuff)

[thorn axle]

It’s an April Fool’s joke

[viral herald]

just do it the day before a rain day

[spring crescent]

good idea

[hasty pond]

the watering can can also viably be upgraded the day before a rainstorm.

[lost fossil]

wait mind if i know why

is it because its cheaper?

[sleek sparrow]

Cuz Clint takes 2 nights to upgrade your stuff including the night of the day you submit it

[viral herald]

so you dont miss any days of watering

[sleek sparrow]

So if you send it in the day before rain, it takes that day, then the rain day, and it’s available the day after

[spring crescent]

never did it,so it's now silver on Winter lmao

[lost fossil]

Woah

[spring crescent]

planning to gold before Winter end

[sleek sparrow]

Never miss a day of watering

[lost fossil]

Y'all are so detailed in this ngl

[sleek sparrow]

That’s how we can be helpful :3

[viral herald]

had a lot of time to perfect the strategies :)

[alpine tapir]

oh

[spring crescent]

somebody will say: rookie number

[lost fossil]

ahahahhahahahaha WHAT

[spring crescent]

(I'm still 35 hour in)

[lost fossil]

BRO HOW

2k hours is crazy man

[viral herald]

the number is slightly inflated but yeah

[sleek sparrow]

If you stay in these channels enough and read the vets replies to questions you’ll start to apply them to your game and remember them too

[viral herald]

since sometimes just leave the game on in the background while i do something else and i also make mods

[sleek sparrow]

They say as they leave the game paused and running for 20 hours a day

[viral herald]

ok not that much

[spring crescent]

BTW,why am i always finding bug on mobile smh and i have no mod for the cave installed

[tiny trout]

do the maple trees with the yellow buds not produce syrup?

[sleek sparrow]

They do just take a minute

[lost fossil]

Oh yeah does stone owl statue does stuff

[sleek sparrow]

Like 8 days or something

[rain knoll]

the real question is why do you have 3 different totems on your inventory

[sleek sparrow]

No just a decor

[spring crescent]

i have no idea

[tiny trout]

ive had a tapper on one since spring 14-15 and still no syrup. its currently summer 23

[sleek sparrow]

Wait tomorrow then

!maple

[novel thistle]

Maple Tree

https://www.stardewvalleywiki.com/Maple_Tree

To use this command, type !maple.

[sleek sparrow]

Yea just give it a minute

[[Maple_Tree]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Maple_Tree

[rain knoll]

those take like 9 entire days

[tiny trout]

i think you misread that. i put the tapper on in SPRING 14th or 15th. it is currently SUMMER 23rd

[sleek sparrow]

Oh 9 days
I thought that was pine

[spring crescent]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sleek sparrow]

What… tapped maple tree doesn’t produce for a month
Do you wanna send a ss?

[rain knoll]

oh I didn't read that part at all. Discord showed me the other message

[tiny trout]

i dont know what to take a screenshot of

the tree with the tapper?

[sleek sparrow]

The maple tree
With the tapper

I honestly don’t know what else I could use to explain this lack of syrup cuz it isn’t even affected by season

If the tree is grown and the tapper is on it will produce

[tiny trout]

posted in the image channel

[sleek sparrow]

Yes they do

[deep meadow]

they do i'm dum

I was thinking of mushroom trees

mb

[sleek sparrow]

Do you wanna try pickaxing it and place it on again

It looks… odd…

Like the tapper isn’t fully on
Idk what’s up with that

[tiny trout]

yeah ill try that and check back in 10 days

[mighty umbra]

Im on Android version 1.5.6, Is there already the option to add more space to home?

[tiny trout]

for the record my oak tapper is producing every 7 days or so which i believe is right

[sleek sparrow]

Yea

[mighty umbra]

like, that feature of expanding and adding more rooms wherever you want

[sleek sparrow]

Yes but the space added is way different from the 1.6 version

[mighty umbra]

ohh

[sleek sparrow]

In 1.5 the spaces are smaller and doesn’t cost money

[proven wren]

I was able to get the rusty key 🎉

[mighty umbra]

good

[dry tulip]

Jojo mart…

[warm sentinel]

joja marr 😔

[cobalt hare]

yall.. why did sdv's banner change ?

why jojo sdv

[rain knoll]

Welcome to the Joja Corp lifestyle

[lost fossil]

guys is refined quartz useable or only for selling

[rain knoll]

it's usable for quality sprinklers and flooring

[lost fossil]

i tot sprinklers only requires copper and iron

[unique hull]

join us.

thrive.

[lost fossil]

HAHAHAHA wait a second

[dry rock]

WTF

1 pris shard from a ||treasure room||

first treasure room

[tiny trout]

at least its something shiny

[dry rock]

yea

[junior harness]

wait is that in ||skull cavern||

[dry rock]

o wait

got a purple slime egg from the second one

[cobalt hare]

I don't wanna be corrupted...

[unique hull]

its not april for me yet

[sleek sparrow]

You already did

[viral herald]

it is april in europe + asia

[spring mortar]

Jojomart

[unique hull]

yeah

[celest yacht]

goodmorning

[lost fossil]

Guys wanna ask is clams and osyters those useful or just for selling only

[junior harness]

maybe they're required to donate at cc

or craft something

[viral herald]

theres a cooking recipe that uses clams. idk about oyster

[rain knoll]

Only thing I use them for are for fish dishes

[lost fossil]

well ig screw that i need money first lol

[dry rock]

i passsed out in the ||sc|| bc of lack of sleep 😂

wtf 2 shards and 47 iridium

and a bar

[trim flame]

If I forgot to plant a cauliflower for the bundle, is there any way to get one before next spring

[rugged aspen]

is there a general channel here

[sleek sparrow]

Yes

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[junior harness]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[rugged aspen]

ty!

[queen mountain]

This is interesting, it’s not even April first yet

[sleek sparrow]

It is for some people

Time zones

[queen mountain]

Gotcha

[cosmic wing]

Woah why is the sdv themed like joja mart

WHY ARE WE BLUE

[sleek sparrow]

Owner sold us to joja

[queen mountain]

Because they took over, they own stardew now

[past holly]

were cooked

[cosmic wing]

NOOOOOO

[distant ruin]

april's fools we got sold to joja

[queen mountain]

Concerned ape sold it to Microsoft and they like Joja, they find similarity’s

[sleek sparrow]

I think you meant

We cooked

[cosmic wing]

I cannot believe this betrayal

[queen mountain]

Honestly, their cola is good ngl

[cosmic wing]

No its got artificial flavoring and rat poison

[queen mountain]

Nah

[past holly]

I signed up for Joja+ Membership

[queen mountain]

If you praise them you get promoted

[cosmic wing]

How much money

[past holly]

highly reccomend

like 30$ a week

[cosmic wing]

Wow

[past holly]

great deal

[cosmic wing]

Okay deal

I love joja!!! Guys go buy their products

[queen mountain]

Is joja plus mods or something we can get?

[past holly]

do "/subscribe"

[queen mountain]

Because I’d kinda take that role

[fathom frigate]

how to i get the rights to speak in the voice chats

[cosmic wing]

Ooohhh yeah

[cedar berry]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[rare anchor]

Buh, i’m new here (not to the game) but actually to the server XD
Hellooo :3

[deep meadow]

Welcome to JojaMart new customer

[rain knoll]

Purchase the Premium Joja subscription

[humble plover]

i unironically haven't shopped at jojamart once, my loyalty to pierre is unflinching. am i missing anything?

[deep meadow]

We don't shop at Pierre

Joja has everything we need, in better quality

[humble plover]

all you have is soda

i do love the faster energy run boost

[rare anchor]

Chat I did not ask for the membership LOL

[deep meadow]

Join us. Thrive.

[alpine tapir]

summer is very exhausting for me

i need to water all my plants since i didnt get the sprinkler yet

and i can only put sprinklers on next thing

[rain knoll]

normal sprinklers?

[alpine tapir]

quality sprinklers

[humble plover]

i still don't know how to get gold and iron bara

bars

[alpine tapir]

also why did this server turn into joja lol

[alpine tapir]

u can get the gold on level 80+ on mines

[humble plover]

i started like 3 days ago but have played like 12 hours lol

[alpine tapir]

and smelt it on the furnace

[humble plover]

oh yes the mines

the smelting

thank you

[alpine tapir]

iron u get on like 40+ i forgot the exact number

[rain knoll]

Gotta go deeper into the mines

[alpine tapir]

and u also smelt

[alpine tapir]

np

[rain knoll]

different levels are optimal for different ores

[alpine tapir]

what year you are in

[rain knoll]

year 20 BC 1

[sleek sparrow]

41 and 81 are best for iron and gold

[junior harness]

i mean 81 for gold right

[wary hinge]

Where can I get help with downloading mods?

[rain knoll]

#modded-stardew or #1272025932932055121

[sleek sparrow]

!gs

[novel thistle]

If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide

To use this command, type !gs.

[tame sky]

i love lemonade

[ashen frigate]

can i use commands here

[primal kestrel]

can’t wait to play my favorite game Joja Valley!!

[tame sky]

trademark

[junior harness]

#governors-mansion

[ashen frigate]

thanks

[magic frigate]

Not Joja valley

[gaunt goblet]

Yes

Now i can work 9/5 at joja

[zealous meteor]

huzzah!

[gaunt goblet]

[rare anchor]

NAURRRR

[drowsy glen]

most beneficial fall crop?

[junior harness]

pumpkin or cranberries

[marble brook]

pumpkin iirc, i don't rmr

[junior harness]

you still need some fall crops for cc tho

[drowsy glen]

ok i will make sure to get at least one of each

[junior harness]

along with fall foraging stuff

[drowsy glen]

ty guys

[autumn otter]

So the blacksmith came and gave me the furnace blueprint but it won’t let me build it.

[hasty pond]

make sure you have all of the materials

[autumn otter]

@hasty pond I have plenty of ore and stone.

[hasty pond]

send a screenshot then

[autumn otter]

Discord won’t let me. The + sign is greyed out

[marble brook]

#images-and-memes

send it there

[tiny anchor]

Hallo Joja-Mart discord

[autumn otter]

Done

[pulsar gazelle]

Hi

[trim forge]

🤩 i used all iridium Mead and won! 🥇 yaaaay

[last vine]

do grapes just spawn on the ground naturally like other summer foragers or are they in bushes

nvm found them lmao

uhhh how do you get hardwood?

[ebon quest]

so how do i get a jojo membership, im a big fan

[deep meadow]

you gotta /subscribe

[hidden jacinth]

Those big tree logs or trunks drop then however you need a stronger axe

[radiant sand]

What does that mean

[last vine]

aaaand where do you get a better axe

[distant ruin]

secret woods, stumps, or big logs once you've upgraded your axe to steel

[final umbra]

you level up your axe to like copper or iron and cut down those big tree logs

[distant ruin]

clint's

the blacksmith

[ebon quest]

no way its actually real

[last vine]

ohhhh ok
thanks for the guidance

[hidden jacinth]

You'll need to see the blacksmith near the jojo mart and then you walk down <3

[distant ruin]

!jojo

[novel thistle]

Sorry, but it’s called “Joja” Mart!

Not “Jojo” (/lh)

To use this command, type !jojo.

[ebon quest]

omw to be employee of the month

[cobalt hare]

Thirsty for a Joja Cola:tm:? Check out a garbage can near you!

[ebon quest]

i love jojo

[final umbra]

i thought it was joja mart like joja siwa💀

[deep meadow]

Morris, Joja Cola is not garbage!

[last vine]

you quite LITERALLY find them in garbage cans

[wicked temple]

And in the lake

[woeful scroll]

I love April fools

[rain knoll]

garbage can is code for the store

[spice glacier]

what do use to make for the truffle oil?

[hasty pond]

profit

[spice glacier]

I

[ebon quest]

it is an honor to be employee of the month (self proclaimed)

[wicked temple]

It’s not even April fools here

[spice glacier]

i have the machine but not sure what items to use though

[junior harness]

oil maker?

[spice glacier]

ya

[junior harness]

just put your truffle into the machine and do the job

it may take some time

[spice glacier]

where do i get the truffles?

[nova nimbus]

Why'd they change logo on April fools lol

[rain knoll]

Must have pigs

[spice glacier]

ah ok ty

[rain knoll]

Have you not seen the whole theme?

[nova nimbus]

No ....

[rain knoll]

[cobalt hare]

Purchase a copy of Jojerella today before it returns to the Joja Vault:tm: forever!

[last vine]

this might sound REALLY stupid but how do you put bait on a fishing rod
i cant really select it or anything

[distant ruin]

what rod are you using?

[marble brook]

what rod do u have

[final umbra]

get a new bamboo fishing rod wait fyber glass

[last vine]

fiberglass

[rain knoll]

You got fiberglass/iridium rod equipped?

it's right click on PC

[junior harness]

fibreglass

[grand tangle]

click on the bait, drag it over to the rod and right click to equip iirc

[distant ruin]

click on the bait then on the rod to attach

[rain knoll]

drag the bait onto the fishing rod, and then right click

[last vine]

i left the bait at my chest
gimme a min

[nova nimbus]

Lol I read the whole bulletin board thing

[last vine]

oh hey it works
thanks

[hidden jacinth]

Wait was there an april fools update

[sleek sparrow]

No

Joja acquired us as part of their integration program

[white horizon]

Nice server logo

[wispy meadow]

help my cat is blocking the doorway of my house i cant get it what do i do

[pallid canopy]

Walk through them

Tap the door

Pray

[wispy meadow]

I cant

💔

[white horizon]

I thought for a second they meant irl 💀

[distant ruin]

walk beside them until they move

[cobalt hare]

With JojAI:tm:, the world is at your fingertips.

[pallid canopy]

[stuck socket]

help, I've been NA for so long, why is everything run by joja

[pallid canopy]

Definitely not April fools

[white horizon]

Morris what did you do to the server? >:(

[stuck socket]

my fault, it's still March here

[untold mulch]

LOL

[unique hull]

why are we still farmers here

[pallid canopy]

I had that problem earlier on a diffrent server too XD time zones

[unique hull]

shouldnt the channel be new-joja-members

[pallid canopy]

Real

[hidden shoal]

We momentarily don't have the budget to renovate any existing names and infrastructure. Our funds are currently being used to develop new server features.

[marble brook]

We Are Joja.

[round fulcrum]

Ill go joja route today

[pallid canopy]

[hidden shoal]

Thank you, loyal Customer!

[spring crescent]

Corruption in Joja 100% not true

Right,Customer?

[pallid canopy]

100% true and verified by Morris himself

No corruption at all

[spring crescent]

Definitely

[unique hull]

ill dedicate my first stardew run ever to the "joja route" or whatever that is

🫡

[pallid canopy]

||Mmm cinema||

[late jackal]

Everyone is blue

[pallid canopy]

[cobalt hare]

The user is aware that there may be untested plastic materials present in one or more THRIVE furniture pieces, and waives any right to hold Joja Co.:tm: liable for adverse health outcomes attributable to contact with said plastic materials.

[round fulcrum]

we are customer

[weak oracle]

Dabadeba

[pallid canopy]

Thrive

All hail

[distant ruin]

i personally wouldn't but it's up to you /gen

[unique hull]

(nah i wont)

[outer creek]

customer

[trim horizon]

why is it

joja now

[junior harness]

joja acquired the franchise

[cobalt hare]

I WILL NEVER BE A JOJA CUSTOMER‼️‼️

[junior harness]

we're now joja employees

[trim horizon]

we are customers

[cedar berry]

You're all customers

[rough plank]

We have your birth recipt, from Joja™️ Hospital! You'll always be our valuable customer, whether you like it or not

[wicked void]

Poor governor got replaced too

[mystic saddle]

Glory to joja 🫡

[magic frigate]

What is Joja plus

[median ocean]

I assume for any dissenters, off to Joja Jail™ for them

[rough plank]

Its wonderful that the ferngill republic made a unanimous decision to allow joja executives to replace their government!

[cobalt hare]

Trouble keeping houseplants alive? Check out the Plastic Plant collection at your local JojaMart:tm:.

[junior harness]

more like a worse version of spotify premium

[median ocean]

I want to romance Morris

[wicked void]

How unprofessional of a joja customer /jk

[magic frigate]

Lollll

[median ocean]

I’m new here and haven’t read the employee handbook yet

[rough plank]

You'll have your joja brainchip implanted soon. Now we can brush aside all those unneccecary memories in return for the full joja practices handbook!

[uneven agate]

Jaw drops
What happened to the server

[unreal oak]

who bought the final joja membership bro

[wicked void]

They sold to joja

[cedar berry]

@rough plank - server and channel rules still apply - no post-cc content here, please.

[rough plank]

oh i didnt realise lol

[unique hull]

we are all joja employees now

fortunately

[magic frigate]

Customers

[wicked void]

Join Joja+! We are Thriving

[nova nimbus]

No other option other then to live in joja world

[lost fossil]

guys can i ask does the fish smoker versatile and can be like destoryed and then place it again at somewhere else

because i was planning to carry it along with me while fishing

[magic frigate]

Yes

[lost fossil]

using a pickaxe?

[nova nimbus]

I can only find trash in lvl 100 mines

[verbal lily]

I thought you could put a variety of fish in a pond, can you only do one type per pond? None of the other kinds of fish wanna live in a sturgeon pond :/

[magic frigate]

Just one

Always been one

[cobalt hare]

J. Cola Light:tm:. It provides no light at night.

[verbal lily]

I had that problem too but eventually I got a cave jelly, there's food you can eat to increase luck

[verbal lily]

Damn ok can you put multiple of the same fish then? Or is one enough

[nova nimbus]

Absolutely need it

[nova nimbus]

Okey I will try

[magic frigate]

Just one is good

[verbal lily]

Ok good cuz i only have one sturgeon

Thanks

Is it beneficial to have more than one pond?

[magic frigate]

Yeah ig

Good for legendary fish

[verbal lily]

Sorry for the redundant question earlier it says 1/1 population when you click on the pond, should've checked that first b4 asking oops

[magic frigate]

All good idm

[celest yacht]

i just realized. what happened to the roles? it seems like, everyone turned into "customer"

[magic frigate]

Server event

#bulletin-board

[celest yacht]

oooh. ok2 thanks didn't read the bulletin hehe

[patent harness]

Haven’t played in a while but ready to get back into it!

[celest yacht]

so that's why Morris is kinda active right now

[magic frigate]

Welcome back

[celest yacht]

welcome back

[cobalt hare]

With JojAI:tm:, the world is at your fingertips.

[wicked void]

Welcome back

[celest yacht]

except for the community center, it won't be at your fingertips

[clear osprey]

Hi

[rain knoll]

Yo

[deep meadow]

I love JojAI!

[odd condor]

Hi guys

Wait

Something's wrong

Why is it Joja now

[deep meadow]

There is nothing wrong

It's perfect now!

[wary flame]

lol

[odd condor]

Noooo

[ancient knot]

Wait it's all Joja? Always has been

[frank kayak]

check the date in UCT time

[deep meadow]

It's April 1st almost everywhere now

[odd condor]

It's April fools

[deep meadow]

Except for 3 timezones in the USA/Canada/Mexico

[frank kayak]

mainland US

Alaska and Hawaii are more behind

[odd condor]

Okay wait imma change my pfp to become part of joja emoployee

[deep meadow]

It's almost April 1st everywhere

If you join Joja+ we have complimentary Joja hats!

[cobalt hare]

https://joja.stardew.chat/Cublcle_Ad1.png

[deep meadow]

Who is that handsome person

[ancient knot]

I want to Join!!!

[frank kayak]

it's going to cost you a lot 10% of your sever XP per hour

[cunning laurel]

100% worth it

[odd condor]

He looks like my math teacher

[slate flint]

too lazy to work with a cooperation

[brazen spindle]

I am now a certified joja+ owner

[rain knoll]

Do you prefer working with a barnership?

[restive goblet]

I've joined at the perfect time huh

[rose moat]

can i ask? i have stardew vlley steam in my pc. but when i log it in in my 2nd pc. my save data in 1st pc stardew valley is not being loaded in my 2nd pc. is thtere problem with my steam cloud? or what? thank you

[sonic hazel]

New avatar???

Server photo

[raven coral]

where can i purchase Joja Prime

[marble brook]

governors mansion

[unique hull]

probably problem with steam cloud savimg

[marble brook]

do / subscribe

[rose moat]

youi know how to fix that bro steam cloud saving?

[unique hull]

idk sorry

[cobalt hare]

After a hard day of shopping at your local JojaMart:tm:, return home and sink into the comfort of your Joja Couch:tm:.

[odd condor]

Heya... wait- oh no what happened to me

[hybrid charm]

Joja?

[odd condor]

yes i'm an employee now

[junior harness]

every worker 9-5

[neon saffron]

hi !!

[odd condor]

hello

[warm oyster]

Tracker or botanist?

[tranquil mountain]

Hello does anyone know what this bar is? It popped up after a cutscene now I don't know how to get rid of it 😭

Oh no I can't post a pic

[warm oyster]

Try to press enter

[tranquil mountain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/s/QjcH1gwWo0

This bar

[tranquil mountain]

Didn't work

[marble brook]

#images-and-memes send the pic here

[tranquil mountain]

Ok ty I posted it

[distant ruin]

this mentions a mod. ask in #1272025932932055121 or #modded-stardew if you've downloaded a mod for your playthrough

[tranquil mountain]

Alright I'll give it a shot there ty

[gray dune]

Hi theree

[sacred pier]

Helo

[cobalt hare]

https://joja.stardew.chat/Clint_Winksmirk.gif

[karmic river]

Joja takeover

[wicked void]

Join us. Thrive.

[dull wigeon]

is there any mods that can help me with my issue?

[snow dawn]

what is your issue?

[rain knoll]

Oh my propaganda

[dull wigeon]

i made a thing in modded tech support

#1356394491229114428

[snow dawn]

sorry i don't really know smapi can't help u
just wait or tag someone from tech support
they probably response

[dull wigeon]

thanks so much!!

[acoustic totem]

[verbal lily]

So i got the skull key and I was sure that it was for that arcade game in the saloon since I couldn't access it before and it said there was a skull shaped keyhole and now I can access it but I still have a quest that says find the purpose for the skull key and I'm so confused

[lapis oak]

Yea

[rain knoll]

That's because the Skull Key has 2 uses, with the arcade being a bonus use

[lapis oak]

True

Find it out

So cool

[rain knoll]

The main use of the Skull Key is ||The Skull Caverns||

[verbal lily]

Ooh okay I'm not clicking that spoiler but thanks

[grim solar]

What is going on with this " join us thrive

[rain knoll]

nice restraint

[rain knoll]

Check the date

[grim solar]

1/4

?!!!?

[verbal lily]

I've already been spoiled too much on this server, even just sticking to new farmers chat

[rain knoll]

Are you unaware of what April 1st is?

[cobalt hare]

TRY NEW JOJA COLA:tm:. New with 3x more aspartame for a sweet blast.

[verbal lily]

Nice try Morris

[fading heath]

Lol!!! Morris was here!

[grim solar]

Man i don't know what are you talking about

[wicked void]

The server was handed over to Joja

[grim solar]

Bruh

[rain knoll]

👽

[grim solar]

[rain knoll]

Nice try, ai

[wicked void]

If you subscribe to Joja+, you may lose some of your server exp, but you gain lots of new perks!

[verbal lily]

Then this day was made for you

[grim solar]

It's April fool?😭

[grim solar]

No thanks

[wicked void]

Lol yep. Server event

[grim solar]

Studio Ghibli 's server did that bruh

It shows someone ping you but nah it's picture

[verbal burrow]

Hi, where should you fish for most money in Summer?
( Fishing level 9 )

[lapis oak]

Hmm

I think it changes

sea is pretty good i think

[cobalt hare]

https://joja.stardew.chat/FuelYourLife.png

[grim solar]

Sorry im with

[viral wave]

what happened..?

I quit Joja company for a better life in stardew valley ;(

[sacred pier]

Joja happened

[verbal burrow]

Same here... Trying to restore the community center : )

[viral wave]

i feel like i got deported back to Joja Coca

[sacred pier]

It will be over in a day

[ancient knot]

Or will it?

[sacred pier]

It will

[viral wave]

Shane, my husband..

[grim solar]

Feeewww good

[cloud gyro]

it wont

joja is forever

[grim solar]

[sacred pier]

It will

Called johnny silverhand for backup

[grim solar]

How do you know man

[sacred pier]

Job will be done

[weak oracle]

What bundles do we need to do to get rid of Joja? 🤔

[grim solar]

@sacred pier The table 😂

[cobalt hare]

J. Cola Light:tm:. It provides no light at night.

[wicked void]

Join us. Thrive.

You get a free hat when you have a subscription to Joja+

[vestal hollow]

Reject farming, embrace Joja

[karmic river]

sees our 11 mutual friends

[vestal hollow]

[karmic river]

Finding each other in the wild

[vestal hollow]

Agreed

[upbeat robin]

Why does it take so long to get a new update

[weak oracle]

A new update on Stardew Valley? Well, ConcernedApe is one man and is also actively trying to publish Haunted Chocolatier. He tries his best for us though :))

[pale dove]

What happened to the server?

[rain knoll]

check the date

[pale dove]

I forgot

[cloud gyro]

join us. thrive.

[pale dove]

Ill have a joja cola

[wicked void]

You can subscribe to Joja+! There's lots of perks for the low fee of some of your server exp!

[grim solar]

why just why

[pale dove]

Im a joja girlie now

[wicked void]

Welcome! Don't forget to get your free mandatory hat in #joja-plus!

[pale dove]

May i ask how

[wicked void]

(Dm me with your pfp and I'll put a hat on it lol)

[cobalt hare]

https://joja.stardew.chat/JojaCorps.gif

[wicked void]

Otherwise check the pinned section for the images to do it yourself

[cloud gyro]

i still cant believe im in the pic

[grim solar]

Which one?

[pale dove]

I did it

[cloud gyro]

one of the top rows!!

[pale dove]

#joja for life

[latent bronze]

I am very confused. Is this stardew valley official server or something else? All I see is joja stuff? 😭

[cloud gyro]

(check the date)

[feral roost]

What to do on a lucky day asides from mining?

[pale dove]

Buy a joja membership /joja

[latent bronze]

🤦‍♀️

[rain knoll]

fishing, perhaps.

[cobalt hare]

Hoi

[rain knoll]

sup

[obsidian plume]

Honestly considering that the ||sc|| sometimes tear of my sanity I 99% go mining haha

[ornate notch]

[cobalt hare]

Hihi

good morning

[jolly wave]

Hold up what happened

Why are we joja now

Ohhhhh

April fools haha

[cobalt hare]

oo I didn't even realise

Thirsty for a Joja Cola:tm:? Check out a garbage can near you!

[thorny junco]

Bra I was so confused

even the server icon

[odd condor]

Hi fellow peeps

[lone dirge]

Wanna Join me on my farm, I won't pay you but you can make a living with the crops you'll grow and your rent will be free for the first month

[odd condor]

Damn sounds good to be true

But no thanks

[grim solar]

XD

[lone dirge]

you prefer being underpaid huh

[lone dirge]

Not Morris uwu

[odd condor]

Don't have a choice plus there's free soggy pizza from the mail

and a cola that taste like gasoline

[raw pecan]

Exactly fr

[raw pecan]

Sam steals em anyways

[quasi radish]

hi fellow farmers

[limber crown]

Hello

[edgy linden]

omggg

the blue colorss

[cobalt hare]

Please, call me J; J. Cola Light:tm: was my father.

[wild pasture]

J