stardew-valley

[slim ridge]

If you're at maximum capacity, you won't be able to get a new animal in that building until you sell one

You could also build a new coop

[slow mantle]

Or upgrade to deluxe

[tall oak]

What do I spend my 120k on?

[modern yoke]

It depends on what you have on your farm

[quartz cargo]

bruh why is pufferfish so rare

[magic frigate]

[grizzled sorrel]

what time are you fishing at?

[quartz cargo]

12pm to 4pm

[sage ledge]

am i doing sth wrong? why i didnt get sewers key? I collected 60 artefacts

[grizzled sorrel]

did you wait until the next morning?

[sage ledge]

yes

i have 62 rn

so i should have get one already

[normal cobalt]

is there anything special i should be doing on someones birthday?

[sleek sparrow]

Hm

[sleek sparrow]

Gift them the highest quality lives gift you have

[normal cobalt]

i gave gus a cookie and he liked it

[sleek sparrow]

I usually give him an orange

[sleek sparrow]

You counted?

[sage ledge]

yes

[sleek sparrow]

Cuz the moment you hit 60 Gunther will come the morning after at your door to give it to you

[grizzled sorrel]

i dont know why it wouldnt work, as long as a least 60 are donated to the museum you should get it

[sage ledge]

Stardew Valley Expanded changes the condition for receiving the sewer key - you receive it from Marlon instead. If during year 1, you need to have 5 hearts with Marlon. In year 2 or later, there is no friendship requirement, but you must have reached the bottom of the mines at least once.

oh

maybe thats why

[sleek sparrow]

You are playing modded..?

No wonder

[waxen tiger]

Hey Milky

[tall oak]

||Shaft|| leading down

[sleek sparrow]

Hi Julien

[tall oak]

What happens if I jump in

[sleek sparrow]

You || fall further than a ladder ||

|| shafts || are spoilers btw

They are always a good thing

You’ll just be missing a bit of health

[silk cloak]

hii

[tall oak]

Interesting

[silk cloak]

I wanna ask something...

is it okay to install both Ridgeside mod and SVE mods?

[copper heron]

What am I supposed to do with 9 earth crystals

[bitter lintel]

well he does have a cookie duster

[quick bramble]

what should i do with tea sapling since they got nerf?

i just started summer year 1

[normal cobalt]

why do half the shopkeepers in this game just sit in their kitchen or bedroom and not behind the counter so i can buy stuff

[copper heron]

They have schedules

[rain sentinel]

but also to make ourr lives difficult

[normal cobalt]

marnie has been staring at the microwave for 2 hours

[copper heron]

They're people too

[copper heron]

What if it's actually an oven

What day of the week and season is it, is it raining

Those are factors

[normal cobalt]

monday summer not raining

[sleek sparrow]

The only people with days off in the week are Robin, Marnie, Pierre

[normal cobalt]

dammit

[sleek sparrow]

Monday is when Marnie closes

[normal cobalt]

im just tryna buy a chicken

[sleek sparrow]

Tuesday is when Robin and Marnie closes

[copper heron]

Which one you tryna go to

[sleek sparrow]

And Wednesday is when Pierre closes

[copper heron]

Go on Wednesday

[normal cobalt]

are you fucking kidding me

i just want a damn chicken

[sleek sparrow]

They do aerobics

On Tuesday

So F

[upbeat pewter]

how to raise fishing xp fast?

i suck at fishing

[cloud field]

Fishing is the quickest way but crab pots and I think fish ponds both raise fishing xp

It'll just take longer

[upbeat pewter]

ok ty

and how do i get seaweed

[cloud field]

Fishing in the ocean

[grizzled sorrel]

or you can find in on the eastern side of the beach

once you repair the bridge

but its rarer

[upbeat pewter]

tyy

[cloud field]

Oh I never go over there lol

[upbeat pewter]

does it have to be in a spacific season?

[grizzled sorrel]

nope

[upbeat pewter]

ok

[rocky lava]

can someone tell me what that missing fish is please?

[upbeat pewter]

what is || SC || ?

[sleek sparrow]

Cast your rod near shore at the beach

[slow mantle]

||jelly|| is 1.6 btw

[upbeat pewter]

ok

[sleek sparrow]

|| skull cavern ||

[slow mantle]

||skull caverns||

[upbeat pewter]

ok ty

[real crane]

thats a ||goby||

[upbeat pewter]

1 more question

english or spanish?

[waxen tiger]

OMG! MIZZY!!!!

[modern yoke]

English (who ever moves first is gay 🙂)

[sleek sparrow]

I would say something but the server only allow English so

[rocky lava]

ty!

[rocky lava]

hiiii!!!!

[waxen tiger]

How are you?

[rocky lava]

i'm good how are you?

[real crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-dog-happy-dog-funny-dog-happy-gif-17984067533174306076

[modern yoke]

Are you gay ??

[waxen tiger]

I’m doing good, just ate dinner, about to play some games soon, and only 2 days until it’s vacation time, so thanks for asking

[upbeat pewter]

are super cucumbers good?

[rocky lava]

ah that's fun!!

[real crane]

are you?

[waxen tiger]

I haven’t seen you for a few weeks

[modern yoke]

What ever can someone play with me pleaaase

[modern yoke]

Of course I am not

[fervent brook]

if i sell a fish to the box is it the same price i’d get from willy

[grizzled sorrel]

in what context

[rocky lava]

yeahh hahah i took a little break cause i was getting bored but i am back into the game again lol

[grizzled sorrel]

yes

[modern yoke]

Pleaaaaase

[upbeat pewter]

usefull?

[real crane]

alright well

[fervent brook]

cool cool

[grizzled sorrel]

useful how? sell price? crafting? are you just asking in general?

[upbeat pewter]

ANY

should i sell it or keep it

[grizzled sorrel]

idk, loved gift for wizard, 250g sell price

[sleek sparrow]

To #1139016532966506576 you go

[upbeat pewter]

fish ponds?

[modern yoke]

OKKKK

[sleek sparrow]

The only thing super cucumber is good for in a pond is aesthetic

Cuz it changes the water color

[upbeat pewter]

oh

[primal spindle]

:0

[grizzled sorrel]

iridium or amethyst are rare drops

[primal spindle]

On my way to make a super cucumber pond

[slim ridge]

Super cucumber gold star is the best way I've found to please the governor at the Luau

[grizzled sorrel]

or gold star sturgeon

[slim ridge]

That's gets you a bunch of friendship with all villagers

[grizzled sorrel]

which i find to be easier since you can catch it on the same day

[sleek sparrow]

Super cucumber, lava eel are two of the 4 fishes that can change the color of the water

[upbeat pewter]

oh

[primal spindle]

Are the other two spoilers, or?

[sleek sparrow]

They are post CC yes

[waxen tiger]

Oh, I see, well, welcome back Mizzy!

[rocky lava]

ty!

[grizzled sorrel]

imma post the colors of the pond in #images-and-memes

[vivid vine]

italian

[upbeat pewter]

how do i play the F#m chord guitar?

[modern yoke]

It's a barre

[upbeat pewter]

oh

barres arnt too hard

i just dont know the F#m chord

[modern yoke]

I can't send pictures here

But there's an easier way to play it

I'm sending you the 2 ways in DM

[upbeat pewter]

ok ]

[crimson vector]

what is going on here 😭

[upbeat pewter]

idk

[modern yoke]

Lol talking about guitar 😂

[upbeat pewter]

yep

[crimson vector]

i dont think a stardew channel is the best place for guitar talk

[upbeat pewter]

ik

[sleek sparrow]

I was wondering when we get a guitar in stardew

And was googling for it

[crimson vector]

LMFAO

[upbeat pewter]

lol

[modern yoke]

Lul

What ever could someone please play with me in vc ?

[sleek sparrow]

#1139016532966506576

[modern yoke]

BUT NO ONE WANTS TO REPLY ME THEERE

[sleek sparrow]

Patience is the key

Or you could join someone

[crimson vector]

then reply to others

[modern yoke]

But the others have already found someone 🥲

[normal cobalt]

whats the first rod u can get that can use tackle

[upbeat pewter]

is there any meat in SV?

[sleek sparrow]

Nelumbo seems to have a group

There’s fish

And also meat but the farmer doesn’t eat it

[normal cobalt]

yes theres cows and pigs and stuff

[sleek sparrow]

Iridium rod

[upbeat pewter]

can i eat them thoug?

[normal cobalt]

how can i get it

[grizzled sorrel]

no

[normal cobalt]

nah

eat fish

[upbeat pewter]

😦

[sleek sparrow]

Farmer is a pescatarian canon sorry guys

[upbeat pewter]

ok

[grizzled sorrel]

level 6 fishing, buy from willy

[sleek sparrow]

Fishing lv 6 buy at Willy’s

[grizzled sorrel]

haha i got it first

[modern yoke]

OMG I just realized that the Farmer doesn't eat meat 😱

[sleek sparrow]

Don’t let that distract you from the fact that the farmer has the properties of both vegan and fish

[grizzled sorrel]

fish

[modern yoke]

After all there are only fishes in the game

[tall oak]

Yea he doesn’t eat meat cause there ain’t none

[upbeat pewter]

fish is not meat

[modern yoke]

I mean for food that comes from animals

[sleek sparrow]

Nah
Linus and Gus cooking up a meat feast over here

[grizzled sorrel]

fish is meat

[sleek sparrow]

Farmer just won’t eat meat

[hard condor]

it is

[tall oak]

There’s bug steak

[upbeat pewter]

yum

[tall oak]

And “burgers”

[hard condor]

oh yeah lmao

[sleek sparrow]

That burger is vegetarian

[upbeat pewter]

how do you make them?

the cows name was tomato

[sleek sparrow]

Idk like eggplant patty or something

[normal cobalt]

mushrooms or fruit bats

[sleek sparrow]

Mushroom ✅

[upbeat pewter]

fruit bats are better for CC

[modern yoke]

They must add hunt in the game

[primal spindle]

i prefer fruit bats tbh

[upbeat pewter]

mushrooms are better for cash

[sleek sparrow]

If you can imagine it there’s probably a mod for it

I know for sure there are mods that let you have meat

[grizzled sorrel]

guys

[upbeat pewter]

u can get mushroom cave on || GI ||

[grizzled sorrel]

i just realised

the farmer eats artichoke DIP

thats like eating chips and dip without the chips

[upbeat pewter]

i eat vegans

[primal spindle]

The chips are implied

[fickle nova]

hello! I just joined this server!

[grizzled sorrel]

also isnt it concerning that a rotten carrot, sugar, and milk turns into a lollipop

[crimson vector]

its not rotten

[grizzled sorrel]

your saying that a brown carrot is not rotten

sitting in a cave for who knows how long

[upbeat pewter]

well if you leav it in the chest for like 5 years

[crimson vector]

Its just covered in dirt

[grizzled sorrel]

yeah cause thats any better

[sleek sparrow]

That’s post CC can’t talk about it here

[normal cobalt]

where can i find grape

[grizzled sorrel]

dirt lollipop

[grizzled sorrel]

summer forage or fall crop

[crimson vector]

who says the farmer doesnt wash it when they use it

[upbeat pewter]

i coverd it tho

[copper heron]

Is fighter or scout better

[sleek sparrow]

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

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[sleek sparrow]

Fighter

[upbeat pewter]

ok mb

[grizzled sorrel]

depends, fighter is usually better overrall, but some people go scout for a crit based setup or for the level 10 profession ||acrobat that cuts weapon ability cooldowns in half so its great for the club ability||

[upbeat pewter]

whats the best flower for honey?

[sleek sparrow]

Fairy rose

[upbeat pewter]

ty

[grizzled sorrel]

honey value is determined by the price of the flower so the more valuble flower will give the best honey

just dont harvest the flower before collecting the honey

[upbeat pewter]

noted

[upbeat pewter]

ight

[sleek sparrow]

Fairy rose honey is the only one worth doing cuz of the price jump from it to the one with the 2nd highest sell price

Fairy rose honey vs everything else

[upbeat pewter]

whats the selling price for fairy rose honey?

[grizzled sorrel]

680

[upbeat pewter]

ok

[sleek sparrow]

952 with artisan

[upbeat pewter]

danngg

[sleek sparrow]

400g more than the 2nd highest poppy honey at 532g

[upbeat pewter]

i placed my seed makers somewhere and i cant find them

[sleek sparrow]

Check chests and houses

[upbeat pewter]

i did

[cobalt hare]

Why can’t I buy staircases with jade on the shop? Do I have to buy teleporter to desert recipe first?

[upbeat pewter]

no

[sleek sparrow]

|| Only on Sunday ||

[upbeat pewter]

its only on sundays'

[devout juniper]

hey is there any rings that is worth crafting in the early game?

[sleek sparrow]

Glowstone ring very good

Make 2

I do believe || teleporter to desert (aka desert totem) is a spoiler ||

[grizzled sorrel]

probably

[upbeat pewter]

wedding ring🙃

[grizzled sorrel]

lol

[sleek sparrow]

At that point you need to wish for a co-op partner first

[upbeat pewter]

😉

[devout juniper]

mmhmmm, still picking my prefered SO, ive never done it before

[sleek sparrow]

You can divorce

Just find one you get along with most

The one that makes you go awwww and having the least ick about

[upbeat pewter]

what happens to the kids after devorse?

[sleek sparrow]

You get custody

[grizzled sorrel]

please never use the term ick ever again omg

[upbeat pewter]

if i donate my kids, do i get a tax writeoff?

[sleek sparrow]

I think I’ll continue using it XD

[grizzled sorrel]

what????

[sleek sparrow]

You can’t donate them unfortunately

[normal cobalt]

how long do chickens take to grow

[grizzled sorrel]

why are you even asking

[grizzled sorrel]

WHAT

[sleek sparrow]

Gunther don’t want them

[primal spindle]

Stardew divorce is wild

[upbeat pewter]

a month

[sleek sparrow]

1-3 days?

[primal spindle]

Shane I can’t do this anymore get out

[sleek sparrow]

I dont know it at the top of my head

[normal cobalt]

i assume i need to feed them

[sleek sparrow]

Yes

They won’t produce otherwise

[devout juniper]

children in video games have always bugged me. They usually dont act like a real kid, the devs always make them too smart

[grizzled sorrel]

3 days

[sleek sparrow]

The good news is stardew children dumb as hell

[grizzled sorrel]

as long as theyre fed

[rugged stag]

stardew children are the complete opposite

[sleek sparrow]

They are just glorified hat holders

They don’t even talk

[grizzled sorrel]

and for throwing

[rugged stag]

free hat display that moves around

[sleek sparrow]

Haha
I just found another spoiler censored by this channel

Til

[upbeat pewter]

can i mention staff on here?

[sleek sparrow]

Hm? You can but why

[devout juniper]

It'd be cool if they help take care of the pet, like, come on, that would totally make sense

[magic frigate]

what do you mean

[sleek sparrow]

If you need to report something you can dm bouncer

That’s the mod mail

💀

Let’s be respectful of people’s privacy

[upbeat pewter]

ok

[magic frigate]

[upbeat pewter]

i have Ronaldos too

[waxen tiger]

I'm back from dinner

[upbeat pewter]

who did you eat

[sleek sparrow]

Also
CA is here but he isn’t a staff member, or a founder
He’s just a member

This server is unofficial

(There isn’t an official one anyway)

[waxen tiger]

Sandwich with fries

[upbeat pewter]

oh

[upbeat pewter]

im hungry

[tame gull]

Please do not ping CA.

[upbeat pewter]

ok

[grizzled sorrel]

what kind of sandwich 🤨

[upbeat pewter]

the one with bread i think

[tame gull]

Also guys, off topic conversation should be taken to #town-square

Or #adventurers-guild

[waxen tiger]

Yeah, I know that

[rugged stag]

the one with sand maybe

[upbeat pewter]

just a question, who are you?

[waxen tiger]

Mipha is a moderator, a great one

[tame gull]

Server moderator

[rugged stag]

a moderator

[upbeat pewter]

oh dang

[rugged stag]

what should i use my now empty starfruit shed for

[upbeat pewter]

more starfruit

[rugged stag]

im not watering that every day

[grizzled sorrel]

kegs/preserve jars, decorating, whatever you want really

[rugged stag]

hmm

[magic frigate]

!checkthepins thats post CC btw

[novel thistle]

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[magic frigate]

thanks

[misty oxide]

how do you get gold bars

[magic frigate]

smelting 5 gold ore

[misty oxide]

/ores

how do you get gold ores

[grizzled sorrel]

level 80+ of the mines

[rugged stag]

floor 81-119 of mines

[magic frigate]

81+ in mines or in ||SC||

[upbeat pewter]

what should i do with a stretched my thigh muscle?

[misty oxide]

okayy

[magic frigate]

!offtopic btw

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[upbeat pewter]

mb

[magic frigate]

its okay!

[upbeat pewter]

u also a mod?

[misty oxide]

play stardew valley!

[magic frigate]

no just a mod author

[upbeat pewter]

oh

[magic frigate]

mods are junimos

[upbeat pewter]

bet

[sleek sparrow]

Two different meanings of mods btw

[misty oxide]

an author who is a mod

[sleek sparrow]

A game modding author

[rugged stag]

unstretch it

[misty oxide]

a moderator that writes lore and or game rules

[sleek sparrow]

Anyway

[magic frigate]

that's not right

[stable isle]

hello i just upgraded my watering can twice in a row to steel and it starts the charging animation but it never actualy charges with the bubbles i sat there for a minute and it didn't work. anyone knows what is wrong

[sleek sparrow]

Look at my perfect money number

[devout juniper]

What the heck are Junimos? are they magical?

[rugged stag]

kinda

[upbeat pewter]

devil

[misty oxide]

evolved rats

[sleek sparrow]

The range didn’t increase?

[shy thunder]

I have the perfect meme for this but alas cannot post it

[sleek sparrow]

Do you have a ss?

[rugged stag]

very cute little apple bois

[unreal cargo]

what should be my main focus when i first start im pretty new

[sleek sparrow]

Farming
Fishing

[magic frigate]

working on the community center for sure

[sleek sparrow]

Do community center

[devout juniper]

sure, im also definitely calling people that in the future

[rugged stag]

community center

[unreal cargo]

i seen alot of people saving for strawberries at the egg festival is it worth to buy a bunch

[upbeat pewter]

date crobus

[rugged stag]

yes

[sleek sparrow]

Worth to buy as many as you can water

[stable isle]

no it showed no signs of changing and didn't increase

[rugged stag]

you can't date him lol

[sleek sparrow]

He can’t be dated

[grizzled sorrel]

youll need a lot of money for stuff. farming will provide the most overrall but fishing is good early game

[unreal cargo]

im a guy anyway

[sleek sparrow]

Send a ss in #images-and-memes pls

[upbeat pewter]

invite him to live in your house*

[sleek sparrow]

You can date guys in this game!

And girls

[unreal cargo]

i dont swing that way but thats pretty dope

[upbeat pewter]

and abigale

...

[stable isle]

just sent them

[misty oxide]

Is it cheesy to keep resetting floor 45 to farm dust sprites?

[magic frigate]

Most ppl farm mines with elevator so nah

[rugged stag]

no

[normal cobalt]

um ive only fed my chickens for one day and they are grown

who do i give mayonaise to

[magic frigate]

the shipping bin

[quartz cargo]

is that island post cc?

[magic frigate]

Yes

[fluid crow]

What are the items i can donate to the museum?

[shy thunder]

Anything that mentions “Gunther can tell you more”

[fluid crow]

Oh ok ty!

[supple kernel]

why do people say blueberries are better if melons sell for more

actually let me ddo the math

[shy thunder]

They’re better because they’re blue

(Blue is definitely not my favorite color)

[compact veldt]

What’s the best way to get a ||lucky ring||

[dry panther]

Pan with magic rock candy

[waxen tiger]

||Skull Cavern||

[supple kernel]

i just realized chasing the desert before summer and trying to get like 200-300 starfruit before first summer has made the game unfun

[low hemlock]

yuh

[supple kernel]

i forget there is more past first summer

or past first year

[low hemlock]

yep

[supple kernel]

that the game is infinite

[cinder terrace]

Can I use a ||shed for garden pot plants? Does it work like the greenhouse?||

[shy thunder]

You’ll have to water them still

[tall oak]

You always water them?

[shy thunder]

You can put sprinklers in the ||greenhouse|| which is why I mentioned having to water

Sprinklers don’t work with the ||garden pots||

[cinder terrace]

I meant, does the shed work like the ||greenhouse where you can plant a seed from any season into the garden pot?||

[shy thunder]

Don’t quote me on this but I do believe so

I looked this up for you and yes you can

[cinder terrace]

Alright, thanks sir turtles
I'll test it out with 1 and see what happens lol

[wraith quest]

i picked a beach farm and made big mistake... so i dont feel like start over, especially i'm on ios (no mods)

[cedar oriole]

i'm in summer y1 of my first ever playthrough and i just caught an octopus. feeling pretty pleased right about now haha

[cinder terrace]

Nice, I'm on year 5, haven't caught one yet lmao

[primal spindle]

I still haven’t caught one on year 2

[bitter lintel]

one of the harder fish to catch for sure

[fluid adder]

How much cranberries should I buy

[quartz cargo]

they r regrowable plants

if ur on early fall then buy as much as u can

if ur like fall day 10 already then id suggest pumpkins instead

[fluid adder]

I’m on day 4

[quartz cargo]

buy as much as u can

u can ||dry|| them keg them or jar them

[cobalt hare]

can i be someones hype woman

[fluid adder]

Ok

[cobalt hare]

lets go farm 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fluid adder]

Ima get 50

That should be enough

[quartz cargo]

noora what does that even mean

[cobalt hare]

my name or what i said

[quartz cargo]

hell yeah

[cobalt hare]

wait how do you know

my name

[quartz cargo]

what is hype woman

[cobalt hare]

hguh

[cobalt hare]

its like whne u have super evil villian n he has his goons walking around w him and whenever he says something theyre like "thats right boss" "yiu hewrd him"

maybe

[quartz cargo]

hypeboy?

[cobalt hare]

ivenever heard rhay sont

what r these words boss

i dont know rhem but hell yeah ur probably on pint

point

[quartz cargo]

exactly what i typed

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

whata is a super cucunber

[foggy field]

corn

[crimson vector]

||smoking fish|| is a 1.6 feature !

[quartz cargo]

im sorry

thanks for correcting me again star

[crimson vector]

It’s alright !

[foggy field]

i would never take that typa disrespect

[quartz cargo]

u cant do that to a wheat

[cobalt hare]

yureei do i know you do you know me rfrom beforr

makes u sily

[quartz cargo]

okay

[quartz cargo]

okay but star can i have yes or no answer 🙏

is it good enough 😭

[crimson vector]

I have genuinely forgotten what the og question was about im so sorry 😭

[quartz cargo]

or do i need to go catch a lava eel and ||smoke|| it

[cobalt hare]

i eat daffodils on my fsrm cuz i cant make super cuucmbers

[quartz cargo]

luau sou

[cobalt hare]

i think urs is good enough

[foggy field]

just scroll up its not that hard

[crimson vector]

Ohhhhh

[quartz cargo]

soup

omg u can eat daffodils

[cobalt hare]

soop

[quartz cargo]

i didnt know

[cobalt hare]

it might be a different plant/flowerrr

[quartz cargo]

bruh i just tried it

[crimson vector]

Cucumber works !!

[quartz cargo]

nothing happended

[cobalt hare]

i havent played in a very much while

[grim shore]

Is there a way I can prevent weeds from breaking my path and growing on them?

[crimson vector]

They deleted the message but okay 💪🏻💪🏻

[quartz cargo]

NOOOOOO i just accidently seed makered my poppy that was meant for cc

😭

[foggy field]

u arent tuff lil bro

[crimson vector]

I never said I was 😭😭

[foggy field]

sure buddy

[willow hare]

Replant

[cobalt hare]

ite alright boss you got the next poppy for real

[grim shore]

Say what

[quartz cargo]

how much more trees do i need for the thing to all grow 5 mushrooms each

[crimson vector]

May I encourage you to read rule number 6

[foggy field]

😐🤓🤓🤓

[cobalt hare]

sorryyy

[cedar berry]

Enough

[quartz cargo]

gate

[cedar berry]

Please do not make drug references in this server

[cobalt hare]

yureii i need answers

[quartz cargo]

yes?

[crimson vector]

I don’t know what this means thank you

[cobalt hare]

i wont

[cobalt hare]

hw do you know my name

[foggy field]

You dont understand emojis?

[quartz cargo]

i dont know ur name

[crimson vector]

Not without any other context no

[cobalt hare]

uou called me noora

[cedar berry]

guys - let's get back on topic, please

[cobalt hare]

i havent had rhag name on my socials in like a year idk

[quartz cargo]

okay omg the luau begun

lets go

[cobalt hare]

maybe ita obvious but i canr understand cuz im so sleep7

[crimson vector]

You’ve got this !!

[wraith quest]

im bit newbie here. do you have any good sdv beginner tips here?

[willow hare]

Do cc as early as possible

[cedar berry]

Be polite

[willow hare]

Unlocks the game massively

[foggy field]

How was that not polite they asked for an explanation

[cobalt hare]

whats rhat boss

[cedar berry]

It was unnecessary and disrespectful.

[willow hare]

U called them a nerd

[foggy field]

My bad lil bro

[cedar berry]

Not a bro. But let's move on, please.

[foggy field]

Lil sis

[fair bobcat]

Anyone have tips on how to stock up hay for the winter ? I rather not have to spend 10k every time for 200 pieces ..

[grim shore]

Is there a way to drop money to your friends in Stardew Valley?

[misty oxide]

Lil nas x

[crimson vector]

Silos are a Life saver

[willow hare]

Grass starters recipe at pierre

[crimson vector]

Lil nas is in stardew ??? /lh

[cobalt hare]

yes i saaw him

[misty oxide]

what was /lh again

[crimson vector]

Light hearted

!tonetags

[cobalt hare]

loght chardted

[crimson vector]

Dang it

That’s not the command

[willow hare]

Yeah he sings old town Road on the bus ride

[cobalt hare]

(? im so sleepy

hello

[willow hare]

And panini if you buy one at gus

[misty oxide]

!tone

[novel thistle]

Tone indicators can be placed at the end of a message to indicate your intended tone. You may see them used in chat, and are welcome (but never required) to use them yourself!

Some common tone indicators:
/gen or /g = genuine
/j = joking
/hj = half-joking
/lh = light-hearted
/s = sarcastic
/srs = serious

To use this command, type !tone.

[crimson vector]

Oh hey

[fair bobcat]

Yeah I got a silo already .. grass doesn't grow in winter or does it ?? Also grass starter is still expensive and doesn't seem to grow that much grass ? Or am I missing something

[crimson vector]

That’s what I wanted

[waxen tiger]

Hey Logo!

[misty oxide]

same

[crimson vector]

Grass does not grow in winter

[willow hare]

Yo guv sorry I gave u lewies shorts

[crimson vector]

I would get the grass starter recipe, it makes life a lot easier

[misty oxide]

growing grass in a greenhouse

[fair bobcat]

I need fiber which I'm short on lmao 😭

[cedar berry]

Hi Julien!

[quartz cargo]

shiii

[cobalt hare]

shats up boss

[quartz cargo]

😎

[fair bobcat]

My animals nearly starved last winter so I had to drop a ton of money on buying hay from marnie

[cobalt hare]

great soouop boss

[crimson vector]

Woohoo !!!!!

[quartz cargo]

the ||iridum quality smoked super sea cucumber|| wokred

[fair bobcat]

What did you put in the soup ?

[cobalt hare]

super cucumber

what even is rhat boss

[willow hare]

Bro tried too hard.

[waxen tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-up-to-gif-8762541

[cobalt hare]

why is it super

[strong scarab]

it's purple

[cobalt hare]

is hhat it

[cedar berry]

Not a whole lot, just hanging out and trying to stay cool. It's very hot where I live.

[quartz cargo]

how do i age wines?

[strong scarab]

it could be

[crimson vector]

You get casks with the final house upgrade

[cobalt hare]

idk

question

[willow hare]

100000g

[cobalt hare]

what the heck are these old seeds

[willow hare]

Ancient seeds?

[crimson vector]

Ancient seeds ?

[cobalt hare]

yeah those

[willow hare]

Grow them, they're useful later with kegs

Trust me

If u mean the artifact donate ut

[quartz cargo]

donate them

and u will be rewarded a seed

it doesnt grow in winter

so dont grow it in late fall lol

[cobalt hare]

oof

[willow hare]

U got greenhouse yet?

[cobalt hare]

!checkpins

!checkpin

@novel thistle are you dead?

[crimson vector]

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[crimson vector]

Hehehehe

[willow hare]

It ain't post cc tho

It's mid cc

[cobalt hare]

it's post jojo content though?

[crimson vector]

It’s a cc reward tho

[willow hare]

How do u do spoiler tags

[cobalt hare]

|

[crimson vector]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[cobalt hare]

the key above enter

[crimson vector]

No spaces between bars

[cobalt hare]

hold shift

\ becomes |

||

[willow hare]

||how's life?||

[crimson vector]

Good job ! /gen

[willow hare]

Mobile

[cobalt hare]

|| pierce is a scammer ||
like this

|| I put the mayor's underware into the soup ||
Here another example

[tame gull]

Lmao

[willow hare]

|like this|

[tame gull]

Thank you

[cobalt hare]

ain't that post cc?

!checkthepins

[willow hare]

I spoilered it tho

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[willow hare]

Oh

I misread

Sorry

[tame gull]

Post CC cannot be talked about here

You're good

[cobalt hare]

I have yet to finish the game so idk what that place even is

[willow hare]

@tame gull you play zelda?

[waxen tiger]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[cobalt hare]

@willow hare fyi

some of us

are poor

broke

pennyless

maidenless

my coffers runeth dry

[willow hare]

Hahahahahhaahhahaua

Why do I need to know this?

[cobalt hare]

this is why we don't know post CC content

or post joja content

[crimson vector]

What is going on 😭😭😭

[cobalt hare]

WE ARE BROKE

I HAVE 7 GOLD COINS ON YEAR 3

[willow hare]

But cc doesn't need money

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

How?

Bus?

[cobalt hare]

that's cute

you think I have a bus

[crimson vector]

Are you not growing crops to sell or smth 😭😭

[willow hare]

Traveling cart is expensive af

[cobalt hare]

I am and I have no sprinkers

[willow hare]

You have a watering can, no?

[crimson vector]

Do you not fish 😭

[cobalt hare]

golden yes

[cobalt hare]

that's for losers

[crimson vector]

Fishing makes pretty good money while you wait for crops to grow

[willow hare]

Then use it

Encore prolly leaving fish tank last

[quasi dome]

So's being broke xD

[cobalt hare]

I am farming over 200 crops right now

and watering them with the golden watering can

[willow hare]

Which

[quasi dome]

Ahh your money is tied up in investments

[remote fiber]

That's why you are broke

[cobalt hare]

what are starfruits?

[strong scarab]

all good questions

[crimson vector]

À good year 2 crop

[remote fiber]

I manage 500+ crops easily with Quality Sprinkler
Doing fishing and mining while waiting my crops

[willow hare]

Year 2?

It's locked behind desert, which u can't talk abt here apparently

[strong scarab]

check the pinned messages

[remote fiber]

You need the bus repaired anyway
It's ||Summer crops||

[crimson vector]

I said year two because people usually have the bus unlocked by year two

[strong scarab]

I'm not the person to ask that

[willow hare]

Yall are rich then

Yo @novel thistle, holler at me bro

Lemme know what the ruling is

[sharp kayak]

#rules

[tame gull]

Imma say spoiler that

[amber token]

winter is the perfect time to clear my Farm

[sharp kayak]

im planning on actually setting down paths this winter

[amber token]

Yup perfect time

[sonic tartan]

Winter is just the renovation season honestly

[tame gull]

I really need to wait for Winter to clear out my farm and decorate. I've heard bombs are good for this

[timid dust]

whats the best floor to get slime i need it for the boiler room bundle

[strong scarab]

the opposite of real life for me, we have winter and construction season /j

[empty patio]

They are; so I reccomend the strongest+forgor the name+

[empty patio]

earlier levels are very handy

[timid dust]

like floor 15 to 40?

[empty patio]

two to forty

[sleek sparrow]

I think the floor people use to farm prismatic jelly (floor 5) is a good place cuz it’s small and slime spawns there a lot

[empty patio]

It is for CC I think

[sleek sparrow]

Same stuff

Slime
Jelly..

All drop from slimes

[empty patio]

Also tips for getting money! I need it rn; bus way too expensive!!!*Bad grammar from keyboard get fricked up)

[empty patio]

true

[crimson vector]

Lots of fishing !!

[wraith quest]

fishing is hard not even with mobile controller

[empty patio]

Thanks:will be fixated on that! Ill try clay farming also!

[wraith quest]

crops decent money in early game ... thats what im doing rn

[empty patio]

Im on year 2

[sleek sparrow]

Fishing gets better as you fish more cuz higher fishing level = bigger fishing bar + better fishing rods

[empty patio]

Since my stupid cousin deleted ALL of my previous files

[tame gull]

Oof

[cobalt hare]

once removed step cousin

[empty patio]

LOL

I was on year 52 hitting 53 ;n;

[formal cape]

dayum

[cobalt hare]

Estranged once removed step cousin

[empty patio]

I ALMOST HIT FRIGGIN MAX HEARTS WITH EVERYONE

[formal cape]

going on stardew after a while ughhghh i still dunno how i want to decorate anything gauhhhth grgrgrgshsb

IDK WHAT FLOOR TO USEEEE

[timid dust]

nah i just wanna farm norma slime for the adventurer bundle

[empty patio]

SAME??

[sleek sparrow]

Same stuff
I’m just saying floor 5 spawns a lot of slime

More slime (enemy) = more slime (drop)

[empty patio]

Ultimate luck if you find a infested room

ESPECIALLY if theres many of those big slimes

[sleek sparrow]

Hello

[warm tendon]

Hello

[empty patio]

Oh yo!

[timid dust]

ok (:

[grim shore]

How do I prevent my fences from breaking

[tacit oar]

is it normal to have no crops going at all when im almost on year 2

[empty patio]

Ive been a member since last year in the thing; but I COULDNT figure out how to chat so Ive been lurking!!!

[wraith quest]

WAIT i never know about that

[sleek sparrow]

Hardwood fences last for 5 years 👀

[tacit oar]

omg is your pfp link from botw???

[empty patio]

YES!

[neat torrent]

tragic

[sleek sparrow]

So
What have you been farming

[empty patio]

I found it and never replaced it

[strong scarab]

that's a long time

[empty patio]

I get my spouse to replace it

[tacit oar]

ive just been doing the mines and fishing mostly

[empty patio]

The fences

[tacit oar]

omggg another zelda fan

[devout juniper]

So Clint was a black smith, his dad was a blacksmith, his grandad was a black smith. What did Clint's Great grandad actually do?

[sleek sparrow]

Crops are an incredible source of money
You’re missing out

[empty patio]

I LOVE ZELDA

[sleek sparrow]

Idk take a guess :3

[grim shore]

Why do the fences break though

[tacit oar]

SAME

[empty patio]

Starfruit is so alpha

[sleek sparrow]

Weather, time, conditions
As do real fences

[grim shore]

What’s a durable fence?

[sharp kayak]

he was a silly clown

[empty patio]

I like BOTW over TOTK

[sleek sparrow]

Hardwood fences last 5 years 👀

[pine sage]

.....in sdv or real life

[tacit oar]

FRRR totk is amazing but botw just takes my heart

[sleek sparrow]

In sdv ofc I would hope not irl

[devout juniper]

the horse riding in BOTW is so janky though, still love the game regardless

[empty patio]

Hardwood is hard to get if you dont have level 10 or 5 I think in foraging; so you have to be paitient and mainly deep into the mines for an upgraded axe+X2 or 1+ Then get the recipe so uh

[strong scarab]

personally prefer Link's Awakening on switch

[crimson vector]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[empty patio]

OOP

[strong scarab]

cool new pfp btw

[crimson vector]

Thank you !

[empty patio]

Anyways Imma start yapping about SDV now*

[wraith quest]

yass, please keep yapping about sdv. i just started yesterday

[tacit oar]

from someone who has both, horse mechanics r deffo better on totk than it was on botw

[crimson vector]

[devout juniper]

how do you guys feel about Mods for SDV, thinking of dabbling into it for the quality of life, like XP tracking and stuff

[sleek sparrow]

I suppose
But a steel axe is pretty ok to get
And you can always plant mahogany seeds for more trees cuz those drop more wood than stumps

[empty patio]

If you need help with bus money CC; have pantry unlocked; AND its summer; Stock on blueberries! Very handy 10 outta 10

[formal cape]

YOOOO welcome to the partayyyy!!!!

[tacit oar]

personally, theyre okay in moderation! ig too much mods can ruin the game a lil bit

[sharp kayak]

pretty cool but irrelevant for me as a console player

[formal cape]

same

[sharp kayak]

and imo people who remove fishing entirely are bubble blowing babies

[tacit oar]

WELCOMEEE

[formal cape]

personally sometimes annoying, i dont hate mods or people who use them ofc but i frequently look at peopels farms for inspiration for builds n stuff and the mods just make it confusing like.. sometimes they change how so many things look its like what am i looking at rn

[devout juniper]

I saw a mod showcase of a mod that let you wed all Batchelor(ettes)

crazy work

[sharp kayak]

you mean wed them all at the same time?

[devout juniper]

wish there's a mod that let you adjust/shrink down the bar. Aim training is for nerds, we need SDV fishing trainers

[wraith quest]

Tyty! I bought SDV on ios a couple years ago and only played for 10 mins bc i couldn't keep up with control settings. Then one of my friends convinced me to buy a bluetooth controller, and ive been hooked, playing +20 hours

[tacit oar]

have fun playing the game !! whos ur fav bachelor/bachelorette so far?

[devout juniper]

yeah, ||the exclusive rooms that they'd get connects to each other, back to back to back to back||

[tacit oar]

damn

[sharp kayak]

hilarious

[tame gull]

If you ever have non-support questions about mods or modded game play feel free to ask in #modded-stardew

[empty patio]

Isekai heres some info! Firstly: to befriend; you must know what NPCS like and dislike! To do this: W I K I

[devout juniper]

right, thanks

[formal cape]

guhhsushh i love shane gusurrrr

[devout juniper]

joined this server a while ago but i've been having a kick playing single player games lately

[formal cape]

i js did a heart event GURRRURURUR

[empty patio]

I love Abbi

DRUNK ALCHOHOLICAL MESS MOOD??

[sharp kayak]

which one :0

[wraith quest]

valid question, hehehe penny and sam/shane heh

[sharp kayak]

its always funny when you unexpectedly walk into a heart event

[tacit oar]

i always have the wiki open everytime i play LMAO

[tacit oar]

hes honestly so cute once he warms up to you

[formal cape]

the 3 heart! im on my new save! ik ive seen it before already but god it always hits ||as someone whos gone thru, and still goes thru the same things||
idk if thats spoilers so i covered it just in case

[cobalt hare]

Can I change my hair in stardew valley

[sharp kayak]

thats valid

im trying to think if i relate to any of the villagers

[formal cape]

shane is me i am shane we are one also i really dislike hailey

[empty patio]

On my mod files+I USE CURSEFORGE+I just boosted everyone up to 10 hearts; ELLIOTS CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD! I WAS ARLEADY MARRIED TO ABBI/ SO THE SCENE WAS SCARY

[sharp kayak]

lmao disliking haley is fair but her character arc >>>

[sterile trench]

!hailey

[novel thistle]

Haley has no ‘i’ in it…

To use this command, type !hailey.

[formal cape]

not bc of the character... well kinda but more bc she HEAVILY reminds me of a bully i had when i was a kid she hated my GUTS
and hailey looks like her

[sharp kayak]

bro really got !haileyed

yup totaly fair lol

[strong scarab]

Why is that a command

[formal cape]

that girl hated me so BADDDDD oh my GAWDDD

[sharp kayak]

cant spread misinfo!

jk idk

[devout juniper]

she seems nice, I guess she's not big on strangers. called us cute tho

[pine rune]

should I only crack open geodes if it’s a good luck day??

[empty patio]

SHE WAS MY FIRST MARRIAGE CAN LOL

[sterile trench]

Yea

[dark solstice]

Luck doesn't affect geodes contents

[pine rune]

I hate Haley so I married her sister

[sharp kayak]

LMAO

[strong scarab]

geodes are determined by game seed, not luck

[formal cape]

never in my hours of playing stardew so far has she ever said something nice to me

[pine rune]

okok thanks

[cloud field]

Best bachelor dare I say 🐺

[sharp kayak]

yeah that "Haley is ignoring you" GAGGED me the first time

[strong scarab]

I love Emily sm

[full kite]

Shane does have a great character arc

[formal cape]

thank yu....yhank u...... i agree ..

[empty patio]

Shane simps lol

[cloud field]

Shane is my babygirl I can't even lie

[formal cape]

that literally happened rn when i talked to haily

[tacit oar]

REALL best character arc fr

[formal cape]

haley. whatever DONT CARE!!! /j i kinda do.

[full kite]

Shane and Haley are up there on my list of bachelors/bachelorettes because they are almost the only ones who have any character arc whatsoever

[grim shore]

Can auto petters go outside and still work?

[cloud field]

I grinded to marry him. And we got married mid summer yr1 🐺

[devout juniper]

regarding geodes, pulled it straight from the wiki ||(Luck does not increase the chance to receive rare minerals and artifacts from breaking geodes. These results depend only on the save file and the sequence in which the geodes are broken.)||

[empty patio]

HALEY BEST GIRL?

[sharp kayak]

nope have to be inside

[dark solstice]

Don't think so

[sterile trench]

Doubt

[pine rune]

yeah but I wish the changes were permanent after marriage… I married Emily after shane and it was so much better bc she is much more helpful and uplifting

[empty patio]

I remember strictly finding an autopetter; and I was like: o k! This ISNT rare at a l l!!

[devout juniper]

maybe she was hyper fixating, had to grab that juicy picture of the lake for her insta

[tacit oar]

after marriage, does shane stop his drinking obsession?

[pine rune]

he still goes to the saloon unfortunately

[cloud field]

I kinda like that the changes aren't permanent yknow. Like recovery isn't linear and being married doesn't automatically make him sober. Feels more real.

[empty patio]

28 followers on her Stardew valley page! LMK IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE

[pine rune]

I always hit haley with a ||slingshot|| and pelt her with rocks any chance I get

[empty patio]

SAME??

[full kite]

[devout juniper]

she and Gunter the librarian have beef

[fluid adder]

What are the most common layers for earth crystals

[tacit oar]

occasionally or daily?

[empty patio]

Uncle lil nasX what is wrong?? Did ur whip not work

[devout juniper]

blocked eachother 3 seasons before you arrived

[empty patio]

YEAH NO 29

I also love GUNTER

[pine sage]

He drinks nonalcoholic joja cola

I will not stand for this slander

[empty patio]

LOL

But he wuvs b e e r

[pine rune]

lalalala i want him on WATER only

[empty patio]

NOT r o o t b e e r!!!

[pine sage]

we must petition concernedape then

or just go the modded route..

[empty patio]

r e a l

I use like 6 mods!!

[pine sage]

also if you marry him he goes to the bar way less >:V

[full kite]

I know right??? What's wrong with just drinking water

[supple kernel]

guys

stardew valley on mobile or switch

[full kite]

Or replace it with tea/coffee or something if you need your H2O to have some flavor

Whichever is more convenient

[sharp kayak]

idk how you guys play it on mobile

[novel thistle]

@sharp kayak You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[supple kernel]

actually

[sharp kayak]

but yeah what uncle nay nay said

[remote fiber]

Congratulations!

[empty patio]

we need to spike his water with salt so he dosent overhydrate

[supple kernel]

is the switch version of stardew good

[devout juniper]

I think I just have a new blood perspective, but all the villagers seems to the designed to all be pretty positive, for a village there's not a whole lot of drama spiderwebs,

[supple kernel]

worth it over mobile

[sharp kayak]

i mean ...yeah?

[full kite]

All versions of stardew are good

[empty patio]

HOOD it is

[sharp kayak]

Thank you!!!

[pine sage]

I mean there are plenty

[supple kernel]

is it worth it over mobile

[devout juniper]

so far for me, I still havent made it to summer and ive been playing for 50 hours

[pine sage]

like every family has atleast something a little wrong with them

[full kite]

I don't think the gameplay is any different between mobile and switch

So choose whichever one is more portable, and allows you to play Stardew more often

[sharp kayak]

it doesnt really matter. i just wouldnt want to play that kind of game on a phone

[tacit oar]

after u breakup w a bachelor/ette, can u still get back w them?

[pine sage]

yes

[empty patio]

I was about to say:Didnt pierre die?? Then I remembered that was a dream

[sharp kayak]

i chose console bc i cant play computer games. i hate wasd

[pine sage]

don't let your dreams be dreams

[remote fiber]

Wait, you can using controller anyway on pc
To playing games ofc

[empty patio]

OH SHOOT

[devout juniper]

yeah, especially Alex. Living with the only bald person in the village, his hairline is constantly on the line

[sharp kayak]

how? dont u need like a special controller or something

[full kite]

Nope

[remote fiber]

Plug and play

[sonic tartan]

Even Evenlyn's family?

[empty patio]

Sorry spoilers AND I KNOW ABOUT THE SPOILER TAB! Its just that I have a MESSED UP keyboard

[pine sage]

Alex's past cough cough
I won't say more for spoilers

[sharp kayak]

i dont have any plug controllers. and im alr too invested in my switch save lolll

[devout juniper]

her husband is bald, it's tough

[empty patio]

YEAH

[sonic tartan]

Time to pull out the wiki ( I have not done any heart event with any of them I think)

[sharp kayak]

hopefully 1.6 comes to switch soon 😔

[empty patio]

And Disabled! He cant fix the roof

[empty patio]

I think it took like 2 years for it to come

[sharp kayak]

SHEESH

[devout juniper]

but mostly bald

[empty patio]

FOR 15

[sharp kayak]

yeah i got what you meant

but man

[empty patio]

I meant one point five I DONT know the key for the period

[devout juniper]

hey man, they're working hard, isnt it like one guy working on this game

[formal cape]

the last day of the month in sdv is the 28th right ....

[crimson vector]

Yes

[empty patio]

Yeah! Eric

[sharp kayak]

im not mad just questioning my life choices

[formal cape]

okay great ty;!

[empty patio]

I thought it was the 31st for a while

[crimson vector]

How 😭

[sonic tartan]

Bro is doing that one trivia question from the npc

[empty patio]

DONT ASK

[sharp kayak]

most months have 31 days shrug

[crimson vector]

Not in stardew 😭😭😭

[sharp kayak]

yeah duh

but thats where the thought came from

most likely

[empty patio]

It was my first time playing SDV

[devout juniper]

I mean there isnt also 4 months in a year in IRL

[empty patio]

Seasons technically

[willow hare]

That means each month is abt a week

[sonic tartan]

what

[empty patio]

WAS ABOUT TO TYPE THAT

Ramen type faster

[empty patio]

REMAG

[devout juniper]

28(4)= 112
112/2 = 56
each day in stardew is like 2 weeks, no wonder the Protag could spend time talking to 28 people a day

[willow hare]

Bro is the Einstein of pelican town

[trim bough]

How can bro speedrun friendship like that

[empty patio]

They also say like two sentences

[trim bough]

Minmaxxing

[devout juniper]

I did count dracula math bro

[empty patio]

LOL

[willow hare]

Ion get it

[empty patio]

I have IRL Krobus plush: He glow dark

[devout juniper]

go talk, mine, water crops, forage, throw rocks at Haley, feed clint, busy busy

[sharp kayak]

lmao feed clint

[empty patio]

I water my crops then sleep

[devout juniper]

what kinda maneuver is that?

[empty patio]

Also Animal but animal stinker

[empty patio]

waiting for crop grow manuever

I decided to not spell

[devout juniper]

Tears wake up at 4am, takes a cold shower, and then check the stock market IRL.

[empty patio]

NAUR

[sharp kayak]

the life of a sigma...

[empty patio]

Ive stayed up playing SDV fro, 7PM to 5AM

[devout juniper]

I could never, I water them, do my stuff, then pass out chopping trees or fishing

[empty patio]

Okay bye

[sharp kayak]

bye bye

[empty patio]

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I COME BACK

[devout juniper]

adios sigma

stay on that grindset 25/8

[trim bough]

Feed clints crazyy

[devout juniper]

Clint is a Torta

[sharp kayak]

LMAO real

[slow mantle]

I like to remember rule 6 at times like this

This is why I shouldnt come here at 2:42 am

[formal cape]

are melons or blueberries bettwr for summer?? (ik star fruit exists but this is a new save ion got access to it yet.. or at least not good access.)