stardew-valley

[sleek sparrow]

I can hear David whispering into my ears “Join us. Thrive”

[snow lichen]

no beginning parsnips, no animals, no wood, etc

[hybrid laurel]

Haha It does feel wrong. I decided to just go all out with my bad-ness on this file and I've been duping, too. 🫣
My main/original file was all on the up and up though

[drifting cedar]

What makes them evil lol, this is news to me

[crimson zephyr]

They're basically the Amazon of stardew valley

[snow lichen]

you sell the town's morals to evil company

[sleek sparrow]

Well
It’s a capitalist corporation
Have you not seen the opening cutscene where you slave away in its office?

[snow lichen]

outright you get worked 24/7 in the cutscene

also

NO JUNIMOS

[sleek sparrow]

Well

I guess

For new farmers at least

[hybrid laurel]

Yeah, I felt kinda bad for Pierre

[sleek sparrow]

No don’t feel bad for him

He’s just as much of a capitalist as Joja

Without the capital

[drifting cedar]

If Pierre got big he would be the same as joja lol

[hybrid laurel]

Probably so

[snow lichen]

wait he's an ist?

[red bison]

some of jojos seeds are cheaper

[crimson zephyr]

Only sunflower seeds

Everything else is actually more expensive

[red bison]

did that change at some piont i could be wrong but i thought there was a few more

[crimson zephyr]

Also you can't buy fertiliser at joja

[sleek sparrow]

Indeed

[snow lichen]

no

[sleek sparrow]

No but who needs fertilizer anyway

[hybrid laurel]

I think the Joja route is also the only way to get the Joja wallpaper. Although, I tried putting it in my house and it's kind of hideous. You're not missing out

[snow lichen]

starfruit enjoyers:

[sleek sparrow]

|| me, I’m just gonna buy them at Sandy ||

[snow lichen]

nope

its in the catalogue

[crimson zephyr]

Speed gro can get you an extra harvest in the season

[sleek sparrow]

Who cares about joja
Who cares about Pierre

|| SANDY THE GOAT ||

[snow lichen]

aw

thats

[drifting cedar]

Is there stuff you can only get by repairing the CC? (Exclusives)

[crimson zephyr]

I don't think so

[hybrid laurel]

Just shows how often I peruse the catalog

[snow lichen]

WE GOT BAITED

[sleek sparrow]

Fuck I think that’s post CC..

[snow lichen]

NOOO

[sleek sparrow]

I FORGOT OK YALL DIDNT SEE THAT

[crimson zephyr]

Also my respect is CC exclusive /s

[vestal urchin]

What was it

[crimson zephyr]

Man I really would sleep

[waxen tiger]

Hi, y'all, I'm back home, I'm full now

[vestal urchin]

People actually answered this 😭

[vestal urchin]

Yay

[snow lichen]

hi

did u have a good time with ur family

[waxen tiger]

I had seafood

[vestal urchin]

Awesome sauce

[waxen tiger]

Yeah, I did

[crimson zephyr]

What kinda seafood

[vestal urchin]

Not too big on seafood myself

[sleek sparrow]

I mean the community center is community center route exclusive…

[vestal urchin]

[waxen tiger]

You love crab cakes?

[snow lichen]

morals

[crimson zephyr]

Exactly

[drifting cedar]

I will be honest I have never done the CC in my solo runs

[crimson zephyr]

Bruh

[snow lichen]

also you dont end hte junimo

[sleek sparrow]

Man I really wanna talk about this but this is new farmer

[vestal urchin]

Never had em actually, but any seafood I've ever had was not it unless its like fish fry or salmon 🗿

[crimson zephyr]

I can hear a helicopter overhead

[drifting cedar]

Crab is best meat

[tidal chasm]

okay guys i figured it out!
I made my boyfriend read the wiki and explain it step by step and it worked perfectly fine lol

thank you guys for your help

[vestal urchin]

Lol

[crimson zephyr]

Nice, congrats!

[snow lichen]

have you done your duolingo today?

[vestal urchin]

What was the problem

[crimson zephyr]

I don't use Duolingo at all

[vestal urchin]

Me neither

[tidal chasm]

idek lol he made me do smthn completely different from what i was doing before

[vestal urchin]

I used to use another language site thk

[crimson zephyr]

Hang on someone's knocking on my do-

[tidal chasm]

im an idiot lmaoo

[sleek sparrow]

I’m already duolinguistic I don’t need duolingo

[crimson zephyr]

You need triolingo

Right people stop replying to me so I can go sleep

It is half past midnight

[snow lichen]

i named my SVE character that

[drifting cedar]

@crimson zephyr No Sleep

[crimson zephyr]

what did I just say

[snow lichen]

idk

[crimson zephyr]

Anyways goodnight new farmers

[drifting cedar]

New

[waxen tiger]

Night Alex

[snow lichen]

Goodnight

[vestal urchin]

So out of everything he explained you have no idea what u were doing wrong compared to what he had you do?

Not being mean I js wanna know what the problem was

I'm nosey

[vestal urchin]

Nini

[waxen tiger]

Chat is dead

[slate peak]

[waxen tiger]

Hey Molly

[slate peak]

hii julien hru

[drifting cedar]

Chat never dies

[crimson vector]

Chat naps

[slate peak]

chat is just eepy

[waxen tiger]

I'm doing good, just got home, me and my family went out to eat, so thanks for asking, what about you?

[languid parrot]

to get the Master Angler achievement, i need to catch all fishes on a single save or i could get some on a save and another ones on other save?

[drifting cedar]

One save

[languid parrot]

oof

im cooked

[slate peak]

thats good, i hope you had a nice time!! im doing well too tyy

[velvet narwhal]

||Im worried that If I actually do choose the right gift for Haley, her schedule, & her Q&A(ik all the answers btw), reaching 8+ Hearts, and then nothing happens||

[red bison]

what does eepy mean?

[drifting cedar]

You can always use day resets to not waste a ton of time while going for big fish

[velvet narwhal]

||Chat is not dead.|| Haley is alive... ||this is not Hush Hush ||

[charred ivy]

Haley's dead?

[languid parrot]

can i get steam achievements with mods?

[charred ivy]

Oh

[velvet narwhal]

No keeping this chat alive

[meager gale]

sleepy

[velvet narwhal]

Btw I got ||100 fish Steam achievement||

[red bison]

oh ok

[slate peak]

[crimson vector]

Yes

[meager gale]

niceeee! i love fishing

[velvet narwhal]

||I wanna upgrade my house later when I get back home to have a higher chance of getting married||

[knotty venture]

Opinions; if you manage to romance and marry Jodi within year one you should be able to steal her from Kent

[crimson vector]

[knotty venture]

He’s not here to stop it

[drifting cedar]

I wish I could steal Robin

[slate peak]

i luv your pfp

[velvet narwhal]

||Idk how do people marry Haley so fast in game...and I am literally in 4th day of Summer||

[meager gale]

thank u :D i like yours too

[knotty venture]

The yellow flowers every week talk to her everyday do her birthday and hope for good gifts out of the travelling cart

[meager gale]

lotsa sunflowers

[knotty venture]

Like coconuts

[meager gale]

except that takes a bit to grow

[charred ivy]

Will stardew valley ever get PvP mode

[velvet narwhal]

||I bought and planted Sunflowers and I am watering it everyday||

[slate peak]

give her daffodils all throughout spring

[languid parrot]

i did giving daffodil and chating with her when possible, and giving some sunflowers

[knotty venture]

Does bombing each other work in co-op?

[velvet narwhal]

Just give Haley sunflowers 2x a week, right?

[knotty venture]

Cause is so the. There you have it

Then*

[charred ivy]

Nah, like 1v1 sword fight

[red bison]

if you give haley dafillils in the first spring and talk with her every day you can dance with her in the first year flower dance

[crimson vector]

With mods maybe but I don’t see that being a vanilla feature

[languid parrot]

ye

[crimson vector]

He

[languid parrot]

[crimson vector]

[fallen monolith]

Can u buy kegs

[crimson vector]

No

[velvet narwhal]

Winter sucks, but I am looking forward to get clay at beach, but do I just go to GN to sell it?

[lean summit]

But why would you want to?

[meager gale]

cause haley is awesome

[red bison]

lol no sure i saw it on youtube and tested it and it works

[languid parrot]

i thought I could edit it before anyone notices XD

[lean summit]

Flower dance takes away from garden time!

[crimson vector]

I always notice for I am the mystical lurker

[drifting cedar]

Lurker gang rise up

[lean summit]

Can't, rising up distracts from lurking

[crimson vector]

I lurked for like a week straight while I was in the hospital just so I had something to focus on without having to put any effort into doing anything

[meager gale]

real

[lean summit]

I'm still in the hospital 😦 son is in the nicu until like August

[nova silo]

Gosh I'm having such a tough time deciding between marrying Seb or Sam. They're both cute and I relate to them in a lot of ways. Although I'm leaning towards Sebastian since I wanna make a pastel/emo ish farm and I also just relate more to his interests plus social anxiety

[crimson vector]

Oh no !! I hope all goes well for both of you

[deft rune]

Hey whats up farmers?

[charred ivy]

Then marry seb

Or dabble on statistics and flip a coin

[lean summit]

He weighs 2 pounds (1080grams)

[languid parrot]

i need help, idk what i should do on my save rn

[drifting cedar]

@nova silo Krobus

[deft rune]

Do it! Marry Sebastian!

[lean summit]

Marry both.

[languid parrot]

i mean i need to get money to unlock the desert to do the skull cave but i have to wait my crops to grow up. so idk what i can do while it doesnt grow up, any suggestion?

[slate peak]

waittt your farm is gonna look so cool 🤭 u should def go for seb (im biased)

[slate peak]

hi hii

[drifting cedar]

@languid parrot If you can, try to accumulate ancient seeds and put them in seed maker (long term) so you can make a farm out of them

[deft rune]

Hey Molly!!!

[crimson vector]

You could mine in the normal mines or plant some trees

[meager gale]

the sam heartbreak girl allegations are real

[lean summit]

Clear all the trees in town

Pave the town in concrete

[slate peak]

hru? 🤗

[deft rune]

I'm okie and you?

[slate peak]

im doing alright ty!!

[nova silo]

Honestly you're so right. Plus I'm excited for his 14 heart event after marriage too lol || ||

[languid parrot]

i dont have ancient seeds yet :/

[deft rune]

Of course! And I'm glad to hear that!

[deft rune]

Yeah!

[charred ivy]

What do I get if I marry Penny

[slate peak]

🤭🤭🤭

you get a penny

[languid parrot]

maybe should i grind mines to try to drop it?

[deft rune]

LMAO

[charred ivy]

Sounds good to me

[languid parrot]

imma prob do that

[stone pond]

Any tips for making it thunder or get battery packs?

[deft rune]

Make lighting rods

[red bison]

it thunder more in the summer

[deft rune]

Also there's the rain totem but I'm not sure if you've gotten/unlocked the blueprint yet

[magic frigate]

Can farm dust sprites (with monster musk) for burglar ring for a few days, then farm ||SC for iridium bats to|| drop batteries

[magic frigate]

That’s just rain not storm though

[deft rune]

Ah ok

[magic frigate]

What day are you on?

[stone pond]

I made the lightening rods but no storms. So basically wait for summer? Should I make a whole bunch?

[magic frigate]

I make like 20

[waxen tiger]

Hey Dew

[deft rune]

Hey Julien!

[waxen tiger]

[deft rune]

[winged orchid]

I should make a lot of them ngl

[waxen tiger]

Hiya Jeans

[deft rune]

I'm so eepy

[winged orchid]

Hey Julien :)

Hru?

[deft rune]

Hey Jeans, Hey Anaira!!!

[magic frigate]

Hiii Dewwyyy

[winged orchid]

Hey Dew! Hey Anaira

[magic frigate]

What time is it for you?

[deft rune]

[waxen tiger]

Doing good, just had seafood for dinner, and now I'm back home, about to play SDV, what about you?

[magic frigate]

Hi Jeans!

[waxen tiger]

I had seafood for dinner

[deft rune]

7pm

[winged orchid]

Sounds good! Im tired lol

[magic frigate]

Hi again Julien

[waxen tiger]

Hello Anaira

[magic frigate]

I feel that 😭

[magic frigate]

Same!

[winged orchid]

Jooo the time difference

Im shocked

[waxen tiger]

You had a long day?

[winged orchid]

Something like that yes

[deft rune]

It's so hot here

[waxen tiger]

Same here

[red bison]

same the heat is sucks

[deft rune]

I need fall and winter to come as soon as possible

[winged orchid]

Fall is the best season ngl

[waxen tiger]

I'm level 89

[red bison]

feel that i work out side to so im in the heat all day

[waxen tiger]

Yeah, I have a fall BD

[deft rune]

Fr

[waxen tiger]

No way

[deft rune]

That sucks

[magic frigate]

Yeah!

[red bison]

i know but gonna do what you gotta do

[winged orchid]

Damn

[waxen tiger]

Well, I sent the food on #adventurers-guild if anyone wanna check it out

[deft rune]

Oki

[charred ivy]

That or spring

[winged orchid]

Spring is nice too

[fresh peak]

Hii !

[languid parrot]

how u guys got that stardew character picture style pfp? u guys made it by yourself? or theres a site or smth that does it?

[languid parrot]

hello!

[winged orchid]

Hey Leigh, welcome!!

[red bison]

hello

[winged orchid]

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator

[lean summit]

Can I make an evil me? nevermind. Just checked, already evil

[languid parrot]

ohhh ty

[ornate sapphire]

What donii you do with snails?

[charred ivy]

Hello

[winged orchid]

No problem at all!

[winged orchid]

You can donate it to a bundle at the cc, you can also use it to make clothes. And you can make recipes with it.

And you can always look it up on the sdv wiki, im not sure if there are more things to do with snails.

[magic frigate]

!pfp

[novel thistle]

Create a custom SDV portrait with Jazzybee's site (art by Poltergeister):

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator

To use this command, type !pfp.

[ornate sapphire]

Thank you so much

[winged orchid]

No problem at all!

[lofty oak]

How to get stone fast?

[fallen monolith]

Mine

[winged orchid]

Mining or you can buy stones at Robin her shop.

[fallen monolith]

They get expensive year 2

[winged orchid]

True!!

Mining for the W

[fallen monolith]

Reall

If u have the quarry I like to bomb it

[winged orchid]

Same here

[fallen monolith]

U can get some decent stuff from it

[winged orchid]

And it is faster!

[fresh peak]

Does anyone have the switch pass and want to go multiplayer?

[fallen monolith]

#1139016532966506576

[lofty oak]

Thanks

[fallen monolith]

Np

[magic frigate]

I like using the ||quarry|| for kegs too

[fallen monolith]

I wish I had that many kegs

[magic frigate]

I have a ton of trees on my forest farm right now lol

[winged orchid]

Lucky ngl

[languid parrot]

guys my cow just got out the fences

what i do?

[fallen monolith]

My four corners farm has SO MANY trees cause I only use one corner

[winged orchid]

Lmaoo real!!

[fallen monolith]

U could reset day

[fallen monolith]

YESSSS

[fallen monolith]

The fact that I just realized I could use bombs helps so muchhj

[winged orchid]

LMAOO*

[fallen monolith]

YEAHH

[winged orchid]

Bombs are my besties in sdv ngl

[fallen monolith]

SO REAL

[languid parrot]

guys its normal? i got 31 hrs on my save and im at fall 22 1° year

[winged orchid]

Or I am just lazy

[fallen monolith]

Yeah depends if u speed sleep

[fallen monolith]

I guess I'm lazy too lmao

[trim inlet]

Maybe a little slower than usual

[red bison]

i have 112 hours in the game so idk

[winged orchid]

Twinnn where have you beeeeen

[fallen monolith]

So real don't ask why I'm on #stardew-valley 😭😭

[fallen monolith]

There needs to be a nuke fr

[winged orchid]

Lmaooo

[winged orchid]

Right???

[distant summit]

Wsg chat

[winged orchid]

Hey Abbey!

[distant summit]

Hellooo

How’re you?

[fallen monolith]

Pleaseee

[winged orchid]

Im good! How are you?

[winged orchid]

I would die for it ngl

[distant summit]

I’m doing good! Just got done eating dinner

Omg these emotes are so fun

[winged orchid]

They are cute!!

How was your dinner?

[fallen monolith]

So truee

[distant summit]

It was super good!

Absolutely devoured it

[winged orchid]

Glad!

[fallen monolith]

I never realized how good the swift enchant is

[wind lagoon]

Quick! Does Hayley like gold nuggets??

[fallen monolith]

No

NOOO

[winged orchid]

Nah

[fallen monolith]

She loves coconuts

[winged orchid]

She likes coffee

Loves Pink cake

[fallen monolith]

Pink cake is hard to get

For me

[shut carbon]

She doesn’t love coffee, I think it’s liked for her?

[winged orchid]

True

[shut carbon]

She loves sunflowers which aren’t too hard to get and can come with higher quality for bonus friendship

[winged orchid]

Yeah liked, mb!

[fallen monolith]

Coconuts are a late game item tho

So coffee is the best

For early game

[red bison]

coffee make you go zoom

[shut carbon]

There’s far easier liked gifts to give though, I wouldn’t waste my coffee on gifts. She likes daffodils, for example

[fallen monolith]

Triple expresso is like lightning McQueen

[winged orchid]

And daffodils are also good ones to give Haley, ngl

[fallen monolith]

True, it depends on how much time u want to put in

[winged orchid]

Yes!!

The cheapest way is my fav in the beginning of the game

When you have money it is different

[red bison]

facts

[fallen monolith]

Yeah

[winged orchid]

Then I don’t mind buying a coffee

[fallen monolith]

Melons are so good early game

[winged orchid]

Facts!!

Same with pumpkins

[fallen monolith]

And strawberries

[red bison]

facts but it sucks you can only get them from egg hunt

[winged orchid]

Strawberries are great in the early game!!

[fallen monolith]

One time when I was super poor and had nothing I sold everything I had lmaoo

[winged orchid]

True

[fallen monolith]

Yeah

[winged orchid]

Lmfaooo big mood

[fallen monolith]

Cause I knew nothing about stardew back then

[winged orchid]

Been there, done that

[fallen monolith]

Good thing it's over

[languid parrot]

which item duplicates the seeds?

[red bison]

lol i think i did something similar at one point

[languid parrot]

i just got ancient seed

[fallen monolith]

CONGRATSSS

[winged orchid]

War is over!!

[red bison]

nice

[winged orchid]

Congrats!!

[fallen monolith]

GO TO GUNTHER

[winged orchid]

Gunther

[fallen monolith]

I feel like everyone has done something like that

[red bison]

true

[winged orchid]

Facts

If you don’t Im jealous, ngl

[fallen monolith]

The wiki is op

[fallen monolith]

So real

[languid parrot]

fr

[red bison]

facts love the wiki

[fresh peak]

Oh the wiki is my bible man

[winged orchid]

The wiki is my bestie

[fallen monolith]

Real u gotta praise it

[languid parrot]

i dont think i can play stardew without wiki

[red bison]

same

[languid parrot]

iim pretty newbie and noob at the game

[winged orchid]

Same

[fallen monolith]

Or the internet

[languid parrot]

so wiki helps me alot

[fallen monolith]

All hail the wiki

[winged orchid]

Well I can play it without the wiki, but it is one big chaos then

No thank you

[red bison]

WIKI!

[winged orchid]

Ill choose wiki!

[fresh peak]

One of my friends turned to me and said I don't play like I want to actually earn gold lmao 😭 I just want a cute farm 🥲

[fallen monolith]

One time I gave everyone rocks cause I didn't know about the gifting system

[winged orchid]

REAL!!!

[fallen monolith]

That is such a vibe sometimes

ESPECIALLY LATE GAMEE

[winged orchid]

Noo

You didn’t

Tell me your joking

[languid parrot]

do you guys listen musics when playing stardew? quick question

[red bison]

facts cute farm is were its at

[fallen monolith]

No I'm not😭😭

[winged orchid]

It’s okay to say jk now

[fallen monolith]

Ofc

[winged orchid]

Damn

[fallen monolith]

I'm sorry

[fresh peak]

I do! Oddly enough sometimes it's animal crossing bgm

[languid parrot]

idk which type of music to listen

[red bison]

no i dont listen to music i listen to the vioce chats

[fallen monolith]

I listen to stardew music

[languid parrot]

that would be cool, i dont have much friends

[fallen monolith]

The soundtrack goes hard

[languid parrot]

i do like the ost too

[red bison]

i have stardew music turned off

[winged orchid]

It is okay, just DON’T do it again

[crimson vector]

I get too nervous for vcs so I watch Hulu or YouTube

[fresh peak]

Oooo I also have this like, chill cosy playlist I crafted especially for gaming

[fallen monolith]

Obviously, I only give rocks to shane

[fresh peak]

Cute cosy night in

[winged orchid]

LMAOOO

[fallen monolith]

HES SO MEANNNN

[winged orchid]

Your real for that one

[keen ledge]

Is any anyone a consle player who’s making a public co-op

[fallen monolith]

Yippee

[winged orchid]

True

[red bison]

lol abigal would just eat the rock

[fallen monolith]

I thought it was like a Haley situation but u CANT FIX HIMMM

[fallen monolith]

LMAOOO

[winged orchid]

I married him in my first safe, to end up divorcing him 2 days later bc he went back to his old ways

[fallen monolith]

Exactly

[winged orchid]

That was fun!!

[crimson vector]

#1139016532966506576

[fallen monolith]

[keen ledge]

Thank you I’m so lost

[crimson vector]

No problem !

[red bison]

there is no redemption for shaine

[fallen monolith]

AHHH

[red bison]

oh no

[winged orchid]

Now I always marry Seb, no problems with him

[fallen monolith]

We love Shane 😉

[wide rain]

I’d advise you watch what you say about shane ‘round these parts

[sterile trench]

Real

[winged orchid]

OMG AMA FORGIVE US

[wide rain]

im always watching.

[fallen monolith]

SCARRYYYY

[sterile trench]

I'm tryna get 8 hearts only honestly

[winged orchid]

Sorry love

[wide rain]

real

[wide rain]

you’re okay jeans :3

[winged orchid]

[fallen monolith]

Don't hurt us

[wide rain]

you’re on thin ice

[fallen monolith]

I'm sowwyy

[wide rain]

ama is always watching. think about what you say.

[winged orchid]

Don’t mess with Ama

[fresh peak]

Has anyone, literally anyone ever romanced Harvey

[winged orchid]

She will always get the W

[wide rain]

im abt to marry him funny u ask

[fresh peak]

Genuinely curious about that story line tbh

[fallen monolith]

NO HE SO WEIRD

[winged orchid]

Harvey is a cutie

[red bison]

if only you could marry Pam

[fallen monolith]

So real

[wide rain]

I umm. I gave him a gift for his birthday and I got the cutest heart event and it literally made me cave so hard

[fresh peak]

Does he have a lab basement or sum???

[wide rain]

what!

[waxen tiger]

Hey Leigh, welcome

[fresh peak]

IDK the characters are all so... quirky

[sterile trench]

Yes

[fresh peak]

Not like other girls yk

[vital iron]

i married him

[winged orchid]

JOOO I would spoil her sm!!

[wide rain]

idk abt a lab basement ive just been loading him up w pickles and coffee

[red bison]

facts Pam is best girl

[fallen monolith]

Pam horse is the best mod

[fresh peak]

Yk what good for him, live that best caffinated life

[wide rain]

funny thing I downloaded a mod for multiple spouses the other day for more children but I didnt think i’d go for anyone else 😭

[red bison]

omg lol is that a real thing

[winged orchid]

She is!

[sterile trench]

She's like shane but more likeable

[wide rain]

HELLO?

[fallen monolith]

U DONT KNOW ABOUT PAM HORSE

[red bison]

no i dont

[wide rain]

IM STILL HERE

[sterile trench]

[fallen monolith]

Ur on thin ice now

[wide rain]

you all are gonna get it…

[winged orchid]

JOOO

[red bison]

lol bro we just love pam

[fallen monolith]

NOOOOOO PLEASEEEE

[fresh peak]

DAYUMMMMM

[wide rain]

I LOVE PAM TOO..

[fallen monolith]

We love pam

[winged orchid]

Pam is a cutie

[wide rain]

there will be no shane slander under my watch

[red bison]

yes she is

[winged orchid]

BUT SAYING SHE IS LIKE SHANE???

Nahhhh

[wide rain]

only thing they have in common is alcoholism

[fallen monolith]

Yeah

[fresh peak]

I mean, they do enjoy a cheeky bevvy

[sterile trench]

You right... that was an outlandish comparison

[winged orchid]

Lmaooo real

[red bison]

lol facts

[winged orchid]

[wide rain]

they are different but great in their own ways. for example shane is squishy, likes chickens, and I love him very much

[fallen monolith]

Is it bad that I've never used a scarecrow

[sterile trench]

Cause ||Pam better|| ama don't click

[red bison]

no but a bit odd

[fallen monolith]

Lil bro is cooked

[novel thistle]

@fallen monolith You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[winged orchid]

Lmaoooo

[wide rain]

im gonna recreate the t virus in the stardew valley discord server

[fallen monolith]

YAAYYYY

[sterile trench]

Congrats

[wide rain]

cowgrats!

[winged orchid]

Ill have to admit his chicken obsession is cute

[red bison]

no not T

[wide rain]

the G virus then

[red bison]

yes G

[sterile trench]

?

[wide rain]

im recreating resident evil in here yall are testing me

[fallen monolith]

Shane is a chicken

[winged orchid]

Congrats!!

[fallen monolith]

Lmao

[fallen monolith]

Thank

[wide rain]

you laugh but im serious. im leon kennedy

yeah actually give me like 5 minutes.

[red bison]

congratts stetcherManz

[crimson vector]

Cowgrats !!

[winged orchid]

Lmaoo

[fallen monolith]

Tanks

[red bison]

okay ama but not in chat IRl

[fallen monolith]

Ur pfp looks like jacksepticeye

[red bison]

pfp?

[magic frigate]

Profile pic

[fallen monolith]

Profile

[red bison]

is it really

[fallen monolith]

Yeah

I like it

[red bison]

lol i just tried to model it after me

[fallen monolith]

I'm a hard time Jackaboy fan

[crimson vector]

Bro is jacksepticeye /j

[red bison]

i dont think i have watched him but like once

[fallen monolith]

It's ok

[winged orchid]

Now I can’t unsee it

[sterile trench]

Sdv is cool yea

[fallen monolith]

YESSSS

[winged orchid]

Sdv is amazing

[red bison]

lol

[crimson vector]

But have you ever had a pie

[fallen monolith]

SDV IS THE GOAT

[fresh peak]

[winged orchid]

REAL

[past gate]

Turtle pie

[fresh peak]

THESE EMOTES ARE SO CUTE AW

[crimson vector]

[magic frigate]

Oooo

[fallen monolith]

THEY AREEE

[magic frigate]

Welcome!

[sterile trench]

I don't get it

[winged orchid]

[red bison]

[fallen monolith]

[crimson vector]

It was a joke a while ago !! It went yeah blank is good but you ever had pie ?

It was funny

[fresh peak]

Thanks ! It's so chaotic I luv it

[crimson vector]

I think it came from a tweet

[magic frigate]

[sterile trench]

Oooh never heard of it lol but cool

[red bison]

[fallen monolith]

[fresh peak]

[winged orchid]

[red bison]

[crimson vector]

[fresh peak]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-rave-dance-gif-15389662957248741331

[winged orchid]

[sterile trench]

[fresh peak]

I heart pedro

[fallen monolith]

THERE NEEDS TO BE JUNIMO VERSIONS

[crimson vector]

[winged orchid]

[crimson vector]

[winged orchid]

[fallen monolith]

OMG THIS SERVER IS DA BEST

[winged orchid]

They are so cute

[red bison]

i have never seen the dance meme before

[wide rain]

I was serious

[winged orchid]

I can’t

[fallen monolith]

[winged orchid]

HOW

[fallen monolith]

WHATTTT

[crimson vector]

[red bison]

idk just havent

[wide rain]

yall get one last chance chat..

[fallen monolith]

Alright jacksepticeye

[fallen monolith]

Or else

[winged orchid]

[rugged crypt]

hello

[winged orchid]

Hey!

[fallen monolith]

Hello

[red bison]

G virus

[rugged crypt]

im on winter and i have NOTHING to do

[red bison]

hello home

[winged orchid]

I hate winter ngl

[fallen monolith]

One time I put a virus on a school computer lmao

[rugged crypt]

im going to sleep at 5

[winged orchid]

Big mood

[red bison]

dang thats wild

[winged orchid]

LMAOOO

[wide rain]

winter is the time to upgrade all ur tools and buildings

[fallen monolith]

YEAHHH A SCAMMER GOT ACCESS TO THE CAMERA

[red bison]

dang thats wild

[wide rain]

at least thats what im doing

[winged orchid]

🫵🏻THAT IS WILD 🫵🏻

[rugged crypt]

back in 2020 a guy decided to log his youtube account on the school computer and forgot do log off, me and my dumbass friend turned that poor kid channel into a everson zoio fanpage

[fallen monolith]

LMAOOOO

[red bison]

oh no

[fallen monolith]

Yes it is

[winged orchid]

LMAOOO

Poor kid ngl

[fallen monolith]

Bro got cooked

[winged orchid]

Bro had no life after that

[rugged crypt]

i feel bad about it sometimes

[winged orchid]

[fallen monolith]

[crimson vector]

[red bison]

probable not

[fallen monolith]

Yayyy

[winged orchid]

Well you learned from it right?

[winged orchid]

That is not even a question anymore in this case :3

[red bison]

facts

[rugged crypt]

THE KID did, never saw any account logged to the school computer ever again after that

[red bison]

thoughts

[wide rain]

screw morris capitalist pig

[crimson vector]

[winged orchid]

Poor kid

[red bison]

lol

[wide rain]

i saved shane from evil joja

[rugged crypt]

true

[red bison]

U also saved Pam

[winged orchid]

At least you guys had fun? I assume

[wide rain]

yeah I gave her a job

[rugged crypt]

we did, that was the meanest thing i did in 2020

[red bison]

facts

[wide rain]

im abt to hop on sdv but im watching yall

watch what u have to say abt shane I will hear about it. I have ears everywhere

[crimson vector]

Shane is…..

[red bison]

aww thanks but there is no need

[winged orchid]

YOU DID MORE?

[crimson vector]

||Chicken man||

[winged orchid]

Joooo

[fallen monolith]

LMAOO

[wide rain]

yeah he is a chicken man thats why I love him

[winged orchid]

He is cute with his chickens, that is a fact

The Shane haters have to agree on that one

[rugged crypt]

noo that was just the worse one

[winged orchid]

Other wise you all are lying

[crimson vector]

I love chickens

[fallen monolith]

The fact the the baby's don't grow up is scary

[red bison]

i just wish i could put him to work collecting eggs

[crimson vector]

I like Shane by proxy because he likes chickens

[winged orchid]

Fair I was shocked for a sec

[winged orchid]

Right??

[rugged crypt]

i hope the kid i traumatized 4 years ago got a nice minecraft channel theses days

[red bison]

i know there is a mod that lets you make them more useful but still

[past knot]

We talking abt shane?

[winged orchid]

Lmao I hope so to!

[past knot]

He's my husband

So is seb... and the wizard

[winged orchid]

That’s nice

[fallen monolith]

The wizard needs to touch grass

[red bison]

lol the wizard is lit

[wide rain]

yeah keep an eye on them

[winged orchid]

Seb is my hubby forever

[sterile trench]

Why I just saw this without context

[red bison]

abigal is my wife

[past knot]

They are my husbands

I have 3 husbands

[crimson vector]

Abigal

[winged orchid]

Sharing is caring

[past knot]

No>:[

[winged orchid]

Pleaseee

[fallen monolith]

Leah is so underrated

[past knot]

My husbands>:[

[neon stag]

Hiii, how is everyone doing today?

[red bison]

facts

[winged orchid]

Seb needs me

[alpine torrent]

i thought leah was popular

[winged orchid]

Ngl

[red bison]

good u

[winged orchid]

True

[fallen monolith]

YAYYY

[neon stag]

A bit tired, but otherwise pretty good!

[past knot]

Yknow who I need?

[red bison]

not as popular are abigal or haley

[rugged crypt]

winter is kinda boring, but the songs slaps

[wide rain]

leah is cute and im gonna romance her on my next save

[novel thistle]

@rugged crypt You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[past knot]

Johnny cage in stardew

[crimson vector]

Abigal

[fallen monolith]

But her statue is ugly

[sterile trench]

Misspelled haley

[wide rain]

cowgrats!!

[winged orchid]

Oh gosh tell me

[rugged crypt]

yay

[winged orchid]

YES 1000%

[past knot]

cowgrats!

[alpine torrent]

ohhh

[winged orchid]

Congrats!

[alpine torrent]

i love haley too!!

[fallen monolith]

NO RYAN RENOLDS

[red bison]

congracts

[alpine torrent]

just thought leah would be up there hshsh

[rugged crypt]

thanks yall!!

[winged orchid]

You welcome!

[velvet narwhal]

Worried...I am making money first(and talking/gifting-2x a week to Haley everyday), and then grind more money

[fallen monolith]

Ur so cool now

[rugged crypt]

yay

[fallen monolith]

Happy happy happy

[neon stag]

Haley is a queen, I do the same lol

[red bison]

isnt that a song

[winged orchid]

Yes

[red bison]

i cheated on her on my main save

[fallen monolith]

Yeah

[winged orchid]

I heard it while reading the words 😭

[velvet narwhal]

God Save Our Stardew Queen

[rugged crypt]

omg i love the winter songs so much

[neon stag]

😨😨😨

[sterile trench]

This the same haley y'all love??

[fallen monolith]

No the summer songs go hard

[alpine torrent]

oh my god (with who)

[winged orchid]

Ill never loved her

[bleak saffron]

haley called me dirty i was so offended 😭

[rugged crypt]

those too

[red bison]

with abigal

[sterile trench]

Real

[fallen monolith]

The one with clapping is so good

[winged orchid]

Lmao typical Haley

[alpine torrent]

you'd think anyone would love someone with such a large parcel of land

[velvet narwhal]

Interacting with Haley is like thawing cold dough at my job

[red bison]

facts

[winged orchid]

I don’t want to interact with her in the first place, ngl

[wide rain]

I think for my next save ill romance leah and haley

[cedar jolt]

I fear Haley always eats with her dialogue

[red bison]

her sister tho

[fallen monolith]

NAHHH

[ocean vapor]

Haley's still doing that high school popularity power play BS up until the 4heart scene

[winged orchid]

Lmaoo real

[sterile trench]

Same

[neon stag]

I agree

[alpine torrent]

but you are dirty you are a farmer!!

[neon stag]

Must run in the family

[alpine torrent]

she just says it like it is..

[velvet narwhal]

Voy a acostumbrar a Haley, she's the best girl in the end

[red bison]

lmao

[winged orchid]

I never saw her heart events, are they at least worth it?

[cedar jolt]

She has standards, don’t be mad if you don’t meet them

[winged orchid]

Big mood

[red bison]

i forget what they are

[cedar jolt]

Her 8 heart one is cute

[neon stag]

^^totally agree

[fallen monolith]

YEAHH

[winged orchid]

For real? Now Im curious

[sterile trench]

I've seen the one with her and Emily and I basically tell haley to stop complaining and do her chores

[ocean vapor]

Her change of heart is uncomfortably abrupt, by necessity-- I believe each bachelor/ette was limited to 4 scenes before dating, and that's not enough to really do the arc justice. It would really benefit from another scene before and after the turning point (6heart) to make it work

[cedar jolt]

Yeah I won’t spoil

[fallen monolith]

She becomes super sweet when u get to know her

[velvet narwhal]

||Haley's dark room kissing scene got me so emotional(tears of joy)||

[winged orchid]

Fine Ill befriend haley

[winged orchid]

Fml.

[velvet narwhal]

[neon stag]

😄

[cedar jolt]

She likes dandelions btw

[winged orchid]

Lmaooo I want to see that onr

[fallen monolith]

TRUST ITS SO WORTH IT

[neon stag]

Absolutely

[red bison]

lol she does get better after so many hearts

[cedar jolt]

Oh wait no it’s daffodils

[velvet narwhal]

||Spring: Dandelions||
||Summer: Sunflower||

[alpine torrent]

i agree with this though

[red bison]

true

[sterile trench]

It's pretty early... maybe 2 heart

[winged orchid]

ILL PUT MY TRUST IN YOU!!

[alpine torrent]

but she's still not bad imo.. she gets better

[winged orchid]

If it is not worth it …

[fallen monolith]

YESSSS

[red bison]

Yay!

[winged orchid]

That’s nice though

[neon stag]

What is the vibe about Elliot…

[wide rain]

weirdooo

[fallen monolith]

Yes

[alpine torrent]

not my favorite

[red bison]

idk never talk to him

[ocean vapor]

Her arc could've benefitted a lot from having Emily give a throwaway line about how Haley used to be sweet before high school, and having Haley's "high school mask" fall off for a moment without her realizing it shortly before the turning point.
Like, the 4heart scene is the high school alpha girl equivalent to "jock makes nerd do his homework for him, and then immediately stuffs him into a locker once it's done"

[fallen monolith]

Emily is not a baddie

[neon stag]

Emily is THE baddie

[ocean vapor]

(i.e. she gets you to do something for her that she can't, and then immediately verbally abuses you once she no longer needs you)

[fallen monolith]

NUH HUH

[neon stag]

Mhm

[winged orchid]

Sounds fun

[cobalt hare]

[alpine torrent]

did she? i don't remember what she said after she asked you for help hshs

[rugged crypt]

is there a way to get more hardwood? i need 150 of them........

[red bison]

for

[neon stag]

Mahogany seeds from stumps

[fallen monolith]

I FEEL U RIGHT NOW I HATED GATHERING HARDWOOD

[red bison]

secret woods

[rugged crypt]

upgrading my house

[proud pivot]

Daily trips to the secret woods and planting Mahogany seeds are the best ways

[ocean vapor]

"You're stronger than you look" (with a shit-eating grin)
The farmer's reaction is to show that they can recognize the backhand in it

[red bison]

ah ok

[neon stag]

Just plant a lot of mahogany seeds with fertilizer

[rugged crypt]

its too little per day

[red bison]

facts

[alpine torrent]

oh right!! i always read it as she was just being careless with her words rather than outright malice hshsh

[fallen monolith]

Yeah mahogany seeds are ur best bet

[rugged crypt]

let me see what are those rq

[red bison]

if you want to change farms the forest farm has more

[ocean vapor]

She was a high-school alpha girl. She absolutely does it on purpose, and the key to that scene is... she's still doing it even while there's nobody else to see it. She's scoring points on you to impress... nobody.

[fallen monolith]

Yeah

[neon stag]

You can get them from stumps, then plant them to get around the same amount of hardwood as you would in a normal tree

[fallen monolith]

Don't destroy the stumps if u want more to grow

[ocean vapor]

Must be really frustrating for Haley to move from an environment where popularity is everything, to one where her weird hippie sister is much more popular than herself

[rugged crypt]

ooooh thank you!!!!

[neon stag]

Ofc!

[alpine torrent]

dang, that's pretty bleak. i still like her though hahaha. she gets better. idk yet about shane, i looked at his spouse room on the wiki

is emily more popular than her?

[cedar jolt]

To be fair her “highschool alpha” mask is just starting to fall off at 4 hearts

[neon stag]

Imo, Shane is better as a friend than a spouse

[fallen monolith]

yeah

[winged orchid]

AGREEE

[red bison]

same

[alpine torrent]

yeah i like shane as a friend! but as a spouse i don't know.. has he really changed? 😭

maybe a little bit

[red bison]

no

[rugged crypt]

how long do they take to grow btw?

[cedar jolt]

Nah cus j hated seeing Shane’s progress just disappear after marriage

[ocean vapor]

No, it isn't. It's reinforced by the 4heart scene, as I just outlined. It abruptly vanishes at the 6heart one, and it could really use another scene between 4 and 6 to make the pacing work. But... four scene limit squishes it

[winged orchid]

Goodnight everyone, enjoy your day

[wide rain]

theres a mod to remedy that

[alpine torrent]

oh man that's too bad

[red bison]

night

[alpine torrent]

goodnight!!

[proud pivot]

While. They have the same amount of stages as other trees, but only a 15% chance to advance daily. Using Fertilizer is your best option as it increases that chance to 60% for them.

[rugged crypt]

best hat ever

[ocean vapor]

The 4heart scene itself is the least-loadbearing one of her arc, but it kind of can't be changed or removed...

It's the only one with her theme song in it.

And the theme song is named after that scene ("Pickle Jar Rag")

[winged orchid]

I want it

[red bison]

nice

[neon stag]

About 20ish without fertilizer, but a little less with, but you do get more seeds/hardwood

I think

[rugged crypt]

i think im gonna do that then

[ocean vapor]

Maybe if we swapped the details of the 2heart and 4heart scene a little, it could be made to work better

[neon stag]

Goodnight!

[red bison]

maybe

[fallen monolith]

Night night 🌙

[maiden tiger]

God, I hate the stupid enter key!

[red bison]

well its 10 pm for me so im gonna head out as well night.

[maiden tiger]

Anyway, I'm feeling a massive amount of burn out, how do I... like, not feel that anymore?

[alpine torrent]

goodnight!

[neon stag]

Goodnight!

[fresh peak]

It is 2:54 here lol

[fallen monolith]

It's only 6pm here

[ocean vapor]

Put the pickle jar, with some commentary from Emily, in 2hearts. Put the couch cushion argument in 4hearts (getting weirdly addicted to cleaning is actually part of it), and either let her mask slip then or have Emily mention a moment where the mask slipped recently.
Then it flows more naturally into 6hearts.

[neon stag]

Just taking some time off every so often. Don’t overwork yourself

[alpine torrent]

hmmm you may be right 🤔

[alpine torrent]

maybe a change of pace would be nice?

[fallen monolith]

I felt that way after trying to get all the golden walnuts

[ocean vapor]

It may vary depending on the nature of the burnout.
You might just need to step away from the game or completely change course on what you've been doing in the game

Like, push back your goals

[neon stag]

Or improving relationships with villagers

[cedar jolt]

I’m pretty sure that’s spoilers cus that’s after cc content 😪😪

[ocean vapor]

Speaking of which, I'm procrastinating on a busy (in-game) week myself. Time to tear myself away from Discord and get to it...

[neon stag]

You got it:D

[rugged crypt]

found a gold mine (literally)

[fallen monolith]

NOOO I FORGOT IL SORRY

[maiden tiger]

I'd feel bad if I just stepped away, considering I just found a group to play multi player with. Which I thought would cure my burnout but it's not

[neon stag]

Never feel bad if it improves your mental state, it’s all good to take a break if it means you’ll be better when you come back:)

[alpine torrent]

ohhh hmm.. i never played multiplayer but if i played with a good friend i would probably discuss this with them too?

and yeah taking a break is good either way

[neon stag]

😮

[alpine torrent]

look out there's a bat!

[neon stag]

Probably anywhere from 20-35 gold there lol

[rugged crypt]

24!!

[rugged crypt]

it destroyed me (it hit me twice)

[half blade]

Hey guys! Im thinking of getting stardew valley. Is there a difference on if I get on my switch or my PS5

[magic frigate]

Ones portable

[fresh peak]

Yes

Makes for great entertainment on train journeys etc

[torn quail]

iirc theres also a way to do mods on switch but not on ps5

[fresh peak]

YOU CAN MOD ON SWITCH

[magic frigate]

That requires jailbreaking

[half blade]

Coolio. I think imma get on my switch then. Thanks!!!

[magic frigate]

Wouldn’t recommend to jailbreak tho it’s risky

[fresh peak]

Ah

There go my dreams

[magic frigate]

Steam deck my beloved

[fresh peak]

[jagged tapir]

question

[fresh peak]

Sí

[waxen tiger]

I'm on Spring Year 4 right now

[jagged tapir]

hey guys, I want to be able to chat with other people in the voice chat, I know I need "more time" on the server with comments

how do i check on my ability to just use voice?

[waxen tiger]

You need to be level 5 to talk

[jagged tapir]

!level

[novel thistle]

Check server levels with /level (or /lvl if you just want to see your own) in https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/257895149517013002!

To use this command, type !level.

[jagged tapir]

/level

[magic frigate]

in #governors-mansion

[fresh peak]

I'm like

Tired but I wanna play so bad 🥲

[magic frigate]

I wanna play too but I got a speech about CA tomorrow

If I don’t ace it I’ll be really disappointed in myself

[fresh peak]

I'm sure you will

Something about you screams good public speaker

Like prime minister/ presidency winning public speaking

[magic frigate]

Hehe thanks!

[fresh peak]

I have nothing to do tomorrow but it is 3:25am

[magic frigate]

Sleep is important too!

[fresh peak]

I knowwwww but I hate a late shift at work on Sunday because of the euros and I basically slept all of yesterday

[magic frigate]

Ahh I feel you

[velvet narwhal]

||I ignored the mayor's shorts, so I can upgrade my house cuz 🎶Alll I want this Summer is Haley(Christmas in July) ||

[waxen tiger]

Good luck Anaira, always believe in you

[magic frigate]

Thanks Julien!

[clear aspen]

hello

[cobalt hare]

Hi!

[magic frigate]

[waxen tiger]

OMG! APPLE, I love your pfp

[waxen tiger]

Hello Nando

[velvet narwhal]

||I finally upgraded my house||

[cobalt hare]

TYSM!

[hot zinc]

Nando hiii

[magic frigate]

Omg helli!!! I love it too

[cobalt hare]

I've got blue hair now <3

[clear aspen]

hello!!

[magic frigate]

Very very pretty 💙

[cobalt hare]

Emily and I are twins now

[cobalt hare]

HRU?

[magic frigate]

I’m okay just practicing my speech for class! Kinda stressed but I think I got this

How are you? Did you dye your hair blue irl too?

[cobalt hare]

I did actually! And you got this! I 100% believe in you! Go queen

[waxen tiger]

I'm gonna be on Spring 4, Year 4

[magic frigate]

Wow I bet it looks great!! And thank you!

4 is my favorite number

[cobalt hare]

444 ❤️

[magic frigate]

Exactly! My angel number

[cobalt hare]

Let me know how it goes

[magic frigate]

Will do!!!

[waxen tiger]

OMG! I sell lots of items! I got $101,461!!

[magic frigate]

Nice!

[waxen tiger]

I love Stardew so much

[lean summit]

& it loves you

[cobalt hare]

What all did you sell?

[lean summit]

Plant fibers

[magic frigate]

And still no living hat

[waxen tiger]

I sell Goat cheese, cheese, goat milk, cow milk, eggs, emeralds, diamonds, fruits

Etc

[cobalt hare]

I refuse to sell goat cheese because of Leah so do it for me

[cobalt hare]

What's a living hat?

[lean summit]

A hat that tells you lies

That's how you know its alive

I could be wrong. I dunno

[lean summit]

Does Leah hate goats?

[cobalt hare]

I don't think so?

[torn quail]

1/10,000 drop from weeds

[ocean vapor]

It's a loved gift for Leah, is the thing

So they're hoarding it for her

[lean summit]

Oh

[ocean vapor]

She still remembers her old expensive tastes from high-class city life... Wine and goat cheese with truffles.

[cobalt hare]

I give her starfruit wine a lot. To spoil her

[ocean vapor]

Har. Only the best for your favorite, huh

[upper helm]

Meanwhile I just give eggs to Shane lmao 😭

[cobalt hare]

He'll like pizzas too, but they're so expensive 😭

[quartz cradle]

I save up a bunch of peppers for him during the summer bc there the least expesvine thing he likes I think lol

[cobalt hare]

I spent too much on pizza